1 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:09,040 DR. SOLOMON, HAVE YOU BOUGHT STRUDWICK'S NEW BOOK YET? 2 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,976 I WAS GONNA ORDER IT OFF THE INTERNET 3 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:15,480 UNTIL I REALIZED THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AMAZON.CRAP. 4 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:19,150 LOOK AT HIM, STANDING UP THERE LIKE ALL OF THIS WAS FOR HIM. 5 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,086 ALL THIS IS FOR HIM. 6 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,489 FINE. BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BASK. 7 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:27,659 LOOK AT HIM BASKING. THAT BASKER! 8 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:31,029 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE GOT A BOOK PUBLISHED AND YOU DIDN'T. 9 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,032 JEALOUS? HA HA! OF HIS LITTLE COMIC BOOK? 10 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,634 THAT'S A HOOT AND A HALF. 11 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,703 WELL, THOSE 4 NOBEL LAUREATES OVER THERE KISSING HIS BUTT 12 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,038 SEEM TO DISAGREE. 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,773 SO, WHERE ARE THE NOBEL GUYS? 14 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,442 OH, THEY'RE OVER THERE WITH STRUDWICK. 15 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:44,843 BUT THEY'RE NOT SO GREAT. 16 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,646 ONE OF THEM HAD TO SHARE HIS PRIZE WITH A SWEDE. 17 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,816 WHY DON'T YOU GO TALK TO THEM? 18 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:53,652 OH, GOSH, I'M SO NERVOUS. DO I HAVE ANY BROCCOLI IN MY TEETH? 19 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,554 NOT A LOT. COME ON. OK. 20 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,123 HA HA HA HA! 21 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,558 HEY, DICK. 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,561 QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE TURNOUT FOR ME, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 23 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,497 NOT BAD. IT'S NO GAY PRIDE PARADE. 24 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,201 RIGHT. SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE BOOK? 25 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,670 AS BATHROOM FARE? A TRIUMPH. 26 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,539 WELL, I'M GOING TO GO GET MY PICTURE TAKEN 27 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,941 FOR THE NATIONAL JOURNAL OF PHYSICS. DON'T BE IN IT. 28 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,209 OH, I WON'T. 29 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,147 I'VE GOT TO GET IN THAT PICTURE! 30 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,899 HEY! ARE YOU WHITTLING? 31 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,401 ACTUALLY, I FOUND THIS PIECE OF WOOD OUTSIDE, 32 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:47,072 AND I FIGURED I'D MAKE US ALL SOME TWIG MEN. 33 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,808 WELL, HOW NICE OF YOU! 34 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,843 JUST HAD A LOT OF EXTRA ENERGY 35 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:55,046 SINCE DON AND I CALLED IT OFF. CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY. 36 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,383 SO, CALL ME LATER? 37 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,318 OK. 38 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,385 OK. BYE. 39 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,723 WELL...PRETTY GOOD AFTERNOON FOR ME. 40 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,326 A LITTLE, UH... A LITTLE HOMEWORK, A LITTLE MUSIC. 41 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,494 A LITTLE MAKIN' OUT. OH, WAIT! DID I SAY "A LITTLE"? 42 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,663 I MEANT A LOT! TOMMY! 43 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:12,898 AAAH! OW! 44 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,167 IT WAS INCREDIBLE, MAN. WE WERE JUST SITTING THERE 45 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,302 NEXT TO EACH OTHER, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 46 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,304 WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, AND SOMETHIN' CAME OVER US. 47 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,806 AND THEN YOU KISSED HER... DIDN'T YOU? 48 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,473 NO, NO, NO. NOT YET, RIGHT? 49 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,610 WE--WE, UH, WE INCHED CLOSER AND CLOSER TOGETHER. RIGHT? 50 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:28,680 AND--AND--AND MY LIPS WERE THERE, AND... OHH! 51 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,416 HER LIPS WERE THERE... THAT SOUNDS... 52 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,284 REAL NICE, TOMMY. 53 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,621 AND THEN YOU KISSED HER, DIDN'T YOU? 54 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,689 WELL, NO. THEN I BLACKED OUT. 55 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,625 BUT WHEN I WOKE UP, MAN, WE WERE KISSIN'! 56 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,360 AND WE JUST KISSED AND KISSED-- 57 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:42,394 AAH! 58 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,096 SORRY. 59 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,599 I THINK I NEED A NEW TWIG! 60 00:02:55,509 --> 00:03:24,302 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY 61 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,139 HELLO. YES. THIS IS VINCENT STRUDWICK. 62 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,475 YOU JUST PUBLISHED MY BOOK PHYSICS FOR A NEW MILLENNIUM. 63 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:33,211 I WANT ALL COPIES RECALLED. 64 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,648 WHY? WELL, BESIDES THE FACT THAT I PLAGIARIZED THE WHOLE THING 65 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,583 FROM RENOWNED GENIUS DICK SOLOMON, 66 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,018 I ALSO FEEL THAT THE JACKET PHOTO 67 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:45,490 FAILS TO HIGHLIGHT MY POUTY, FEMININE MOUTH. GET ON IT! 68 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:48,493 OF COURSE THIS IS THE REAL STRUDWICK! HELLO? HELLO? 69 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,597 WHAT'S THIS? 70 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,198 IT'S STRUDWICK'S NEW BOOK. 71 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,167 OH, I THOUGHT I SMELLED A STINK IN HERE. 72 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,003 WELL, GET USED TO THE STINK. 73 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,805 IT'S THE NEW TEXTBOOK YOU'LL BE TEACHING FROM. 74 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,207 WHAT?! 75 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,876 THEY SAY IT'S BRILLIANT! WHO SAYS THAT?! 76 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,144 EVERYONE. 77 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:09,247 WELL, CALL UP "EVERYONE" AND TELL THEM TO GO TO HELL. 78 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,849 I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. 79 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,984 LOOK AT THIS. I COULD WRITE A BETTER BOOK OVERNIGHT. 80 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,887 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE SMARTEST MAN ON THE PLANET, DON'T YOU? 81 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,956 FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, YES! 82 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,061 NINA, CANCEL MY CLASSES. I'VE GOT SOME WRITING TO DO. 83 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,862 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 84 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:27,298 AND THAT WAS DR. SOLOMON. 85 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,500 AND THIS IS MY OFFICE. 86 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:32,437 OH, GENTLEMEN, IT HAS BEEN A TREMENDOUS HONOR 87 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,506 TO BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU THE TOUR. 88 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,174 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 89 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:42,948 OH! YOU KNOW WHAT? 90 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,950 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN OUR CAFETERIA! 91 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,885 I'D LOVE TO JOIN YOU, BUT I HAVE A CLASS. 92 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,421 DO THEY HAVE SOUP? 93 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,323 YES, I BELIEVE THEY HAVE SOUP. 94 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,291 IS IT A CREAM SOUP? 95 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,592 UH, THAT I DON'T KNOW. 96 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:56,261 I HOPE THEY HAVE WAFFLES. 97 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,795 OH, BUT NOT THE ROUND ONES. 98 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,564 CERTAINLY NOT. NO, NO. NOT THE ROUND ONES, NO. 99 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,266 SO, GO. GO. 100 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,368 IT'S OK. IT'S OK. 101 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,237 GO. 102 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,539 HAVE SOUP. 103 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,679 TOMMY, MY MAN! LOOKIN' GOOD! 104 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:17,349 YEAH. I'M GONNA GO MEET ALISSA'S PARENTS TONIGHT. 105 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,817 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 106 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,186 YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND, TOMMY? 107 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:26,724 PARENTS... LOVE THE GREEKS. 108 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,728 SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS COME OFF AS GREEK. 109 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:33,365 BUT NOT TOO GREEK, SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST CREEPY. 110 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,002 I SUGGEST MEDIUM GREEK. 111 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,003 THAT'S MONEY. 112 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,841 I'M JUST GONNA BE MYSELF. 113 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,209 AH. 114 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,712 BOLD CHOICE. 115 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,316 RELATIVE INTENSITIES COMPARISON... 116 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,950 SPECTRUM GRAVITATIONAL FIELD, 117 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,886 DEVIATION OF THE RELATIVE INFINITY 118 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,055 OF THE CONSTRUCT-- 119 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,757 HEY, DICK! THE MOVIE STARTS IN 20 MINUTES. 120 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,626 DON, I--I CAN'T COME. I'M IN THE MIDDLE 121 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,361 OF WRITING A GROUNDBREAKING BOOK 122 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,229 THAT'LL BRING THE PHYSICS WORLD TO ITS KNEES. 123 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,898 OH. WHAT'S IT CALLED? 124 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,800 PAYBACK'S A BITCH, STRUDWICK. 125 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:15,307 BUT, DICK, I... I ALREADY GOT THE TICKETS, LIKE YOU TOLD ME. 126 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:17,676 HERE. LISTEN TO THIS, DON. "TO CONSTRUCT THE ANALOG CURVATURE, 127 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:20,011 "DEPLACE A VECTOR X A SECOND TIME TO THE FIRSTP. 128 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,013 "THE COINCIDING VOLUME OF THE LIGHT COMPLEX IS THE SAME 129 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,948 WHETHER MEASURED IN TERMS OF THE VARIABLE K OR L." 130 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,350 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 131 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,385 WATCH OUT, STEVEN KING. 132 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,053 OH, HE BETTER. 133 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,160 HEY, DON. HOW'S IT GOIN'? 134 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,896 OH, NOT GOOD. YOUR BROTHER JUST STUCK ME WITH A MOVIE TICKET. 135 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,798 OH, YEAH? WHAT MOVIE YOU SEEIN'? 136 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,766 I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF IT, BUT IT'S THE ONE 137 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:45,002 WHERE JACKIE CHAN KILLS 2 GUYS WITH A BAGUETTE. 138 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:47,539 I HEAR THAT ONE'S AWESOME! YEAH. HA HA. 139 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:51,109 I WOULD ASK YOU, YOU KNOW, BUT SINCE WE BROKE UP... 140 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,077 OH. OF COURSE. SURE. 141 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,346 BUT I--I DO HAVE, YOU KNOW, AN EXTRA TICKET. 142 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,682 MAYBE WE COULD GO AS, UH... 143 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,617 FRIENDS. 144 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,754 OK. YEAH. 145 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,357 FRIENDS. HEY, I'LL EVEN BUY THE TICKET OFF YA. 146 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,959 NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, 147 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,394 UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE 6.50 HANDY. 148 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,330 OH...I ONLY GOT A 20 ON ME. 149 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,665 I GOT CHANGE. 150 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,805 [GIGGLES] 151 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,040 WHERE YOU GOIN'? 152 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,108 I HAVE TO PUT A FORK AT THE OTHER END OF THE TABLE. 153 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,376 I'LL MISS YOU. 154 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,711 SHUT UP. 155 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,780 WOMAN: HI. GO IN AND CHECK ON THE KIDS. 156 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,214 OK. THERE'S MY PARENTS. 157 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,216 DON'T BE NERVOUS. THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU. 158 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,585 OK. [CLEARS THROAT] 159 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,720 DAD, THIS IS TOMMY. 160 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:37,989 THIS IS MY FATHER. 161 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,390 HELLO, TOMMY. NICE TO MEET YOU. 162 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,058 YEAH. NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 163 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,627 YOU KNOW, UH... 164 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,062 YOU'RE NOTHING AT ALL LIKE I PICTURED. 165 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,399 HI. 166 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,601 I'M ALISSA'S MOM. 167 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,905 NOW I GET IT. 168 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,741 MAN! YOU WROTE A WHOLE BOOK? 169 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:59,410 ONLY THE MOST BRILLIANT BOOK ON PHYSICS EVER WRITTEN. 170 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,046 THE FORMULAS IN THERE 171 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:04,916 ARE 400 YEARS AHEAD OF THIS PLANET'S MOST ADVANCED MODERN THINKING. 172 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,585 WHOA, DICK! YOU'RE GONNA BE FAMOUS! 173 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,454 WHY, YES, I AM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 174 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,923 COLD FUSION, PERPETUAL MOTION? 175 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:15,126 HUMANS ARE GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY BY ALL THAT. 176 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:20,798 THIS'LL WIPE THE SMUGLINESS OFF STRUDWICK'S FURRY, RATLIKE LITTLE FACE. 177 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,201 EVERY EXPERT IN THE COUNTRY'S GONNA BE DYIN' 178 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,603 TO KNOW HOW YOU FIGURED ALL THIS OUT. 179 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,639 YOU THINK? OH, AND THE FAME! 180 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:31,543 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE BARBARA WALTERS MAKE YOU CRY. 181 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:35,179 BARBARA WALTERS? 182 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,248 YEP. GRILLIN' YOU ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD 183 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,616 ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. 184 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,752 BUT I--I NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD. 185 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,187 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 186 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,223 A BOY GROWS UP AWFUL FAST ON THE MEAN STREETS OF, UH... 187 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:47,859 WHERE ARE YOU FROM AGAIN? 188 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,662 OUTER SPACE! 189 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:53,164 WHAT WAS I THINKING?! 190 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,599 IF I PUBLISH ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE, 191 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:58,235 WE MIGHT JUST AS WELL WALK INTO THE PENTAGON 192 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:00,171 AND YELL OUT, "WE'RE ALIENS!" 193 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,675 OH, YEAH. THAT WOULD BE QUITE A PREDICAMENT. 194 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,109 YOU IDIOT! 195 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,484 WELL... [SIGHS] 196 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,986 THIS IS MY PLACE. 197 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,689 WOW. SMELLS, UM... 198 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,624 RUSTIC. 199 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,260 THANKS. YOU KNOW, THIS WAS REALLY GREAT. 200 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:25,563 ISN'T IT COOL THAT WE CAN JUST GO TO A MOVIE AS FRIENDS? 201 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,665 IT IS COOL. IT'S GREAT. 202 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,334 REALLY GREAT. 203 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,836 SO, YOU WANT A CUP OF COFFEE OR ANYTHING? 204 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,471 NAH. I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 205 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,472 OK. 206 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,549 THAT WAS A WONDERFUL MEAL, DOTTY. 207 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,550 YEAH, DELICIOUS. 208 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,218 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT. 209 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,220 HERE, MOM, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 210 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,855 [CLEARS THROAT] 211 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,757 SO, UH... 212 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,492 I REALLY LIKE ALISSA A LOT. 213 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,961 SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL. YEAH. 214 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,897 YOU AND ME, WE'RE LUCKY GUYS, HUH? 215 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,866 WE GOT OURSELVES A COUPLE OF HOTTIES, HUH? 216 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:02,967 EXCUSE ME? 217 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,970 LISTEN, MAN. AHEM. BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 218 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:09,407 HAS ALISSA MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT MY KISSING? 219 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,608 WHAT? 220 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,110 THE THING IS, WE'RE MAKIN' OUT, 221 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,611 LIKE, A LOT. RIGHT? 222 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,780 BUT SHE'S A LITTLE MORE EXPERIENCED THAN I AM, 223 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,883 WHICH IS WHY ANY FEEDBACK SHE GAVE YOU'D BE REALLY APPRECIATED. 224 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,386 I--I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 225 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,553 OH, OK. 226 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,422 SO. WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO? 227 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,824 UH, HE'S A PROFESSOR. AT PENDELTON. 228 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,226 UM, DICK SOLOMON? 229 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,566 OH... 230 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,567 OH, BOY. 231 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,408 THAT WAS SOMETHIN', HUH? 232 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,976 I WASN'T EXPECTIN' THAT! 233 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,612 OH, ME, NEITHER. 234 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,615 WELL, I GUESS WE HAD ONE LEFT IN US. 235 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,283 THAT WAS A BIG MISTAKE. 236 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,718 OH, BIG. OH, BIG. 237 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,719 [CHUCKLING] 238 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,754 WELL, UH...I, UH... 239 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,022 I'D BETTER BE GOIN'. 240 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,557 OK! 241 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,159 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 242 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,795 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL DO SOMETHIN', RIGHT? OH, THAT'D BE NICE. 243 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,696 GOD, I WANT YOU. TAKE ME! 244 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,343 108 FOR 210... 245 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,681 108 FOR 211... 246 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,586 109 FOR 212... 247 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,788 DR. SOLOMON, CHANNEL 58 JUST CALLED 248 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:33,091 AND ASKED IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO APPEAR 249 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,226 ON SOME SHOW CALLED MEN & IDEAS? 250 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:38,529 MEN & IDEAS?! YES, INDEED, I DO! 251 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,198 MARY, LOOK AT THIS. WHAT? 252 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,333 I GUESS THE WORD IS FINALLY GETTING OUT. 253 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,169 I'M GONNA BE A GUEST ON MEN & IDEAS. 254 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,505 ACTUALLY, YOU'RE JUST A PANELIST. WHAT? 255 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,407 THE SHOW'S ALL ABOUT STRUDWICK. 256 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,776 NO! 257 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:52,843 OHHH... 258 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,513 [SOBBING] 259 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,850 YOU'RE TAKING IT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT YOU WOULD. [HONKING] 260 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,818 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! 261 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,953 [CHUCKLES] 262 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,221 IT'S THE LAUREATES. 263 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,822 I'M TAKING THEM TO BANANA REPUBLIC. 264 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,458 BERNARD HAS NEVER WORN JEANS. 265 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:07,525 BUT, MARY... 266 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,626 [HONK HONK] 267 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,328 OH. I'M COMING! 268 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,829 JEEZ! 269 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,099 DICK! WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 270 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,668 WHAT IS YOUR SON DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 271 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,703 WELL, APPARENTLY, THEY'VE BEEN DATING FOR 3 MONTHS. 272 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:21,805 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. TOMMY'S BEEN DATING SOME GIRL NAMED ALISSA FOR 3 MONTHS. 273 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:24,275 ALISSA STRUDWICK, YOU IDIOT! MY DAUGHTER! 274 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,411 WHAT?! THAT HOT LITTLE BLOND NUMBER'S YOUR DAUGHTER?! 275 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,346 HOW DARE YOU DESCRIBE HER IN THAT WAY?! 276 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,649 NO STRUDWICK IS GONNA DATE MY SON! 277 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,185 YOUR SON IS AN ILL-MANNERED, OBNOXIOUS BOOR! 278 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,920 YOU TAKE THAT BACK! ALL RIGHT. 279 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,987 HE'S RUDE! HE'S SMUG! 280 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,623 HE KISSED MY DAUGHTER RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! 281 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,192 WAIT A MINUTE. VINCENT. WHAT? 282 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,227 THIS IS REALLY BOTHERING YOU, ISN'T IT? 283 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,830 DAMN RIGHT IT IS. 284 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:49,500 I SUGGEST THAT YOU TEACH YOUR SON SOME MANNERS. 285 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,407 WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY? NOTHING. NOTHING. 286 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,387 OH, NO. NO, NO! 287 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:18,362 OH, NO! NO, NO! 288 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,664 WHAT IS IT, DICK? IT'S NOTHING. 289 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,900 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 290 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,002 OH, NO! 291 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,403 WHAT?! 292 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,971 IT'S NOTHING YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN. 293 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,874 IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU, THAT'S ALL. 294 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,375 IT'S ABOUT US? WHAT IS IT? 295 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,244 IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOUR FATHER SAID ABOUT YOU. 296 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,980 BUT, PLEASE, DON'T ASK. I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN'T SAY. 297 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,081 WHAT?! WHAT?! 298 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,517 ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS. NOW, LISTEN. 299 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,886 YOUR FATHER THINKS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD BREAK UP. 300 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,222 WHAT? WHY? 301 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,390 SOMETHING ABOUT HIM NOT TRUSTING YOU, 302 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,925 YOU BEING TOO IMMATURE, 303 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,760 YOU FOLLOWING IN THE FOOTSTEPS 304 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,630 OF THAT AUNT OF YOURS THAT EVERYBODY HATES. 305 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,931 AUNT ELLIE? 306 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:54,932 MMM. 307 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,334 EVERYBODY LOVES AUNT ELLIE. 308 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,703 OH, WELL...THERE MUST BE SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY 309 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,871 THAT EVERYBODY HATES. COUSIN JEFF? 310 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,173 THAT'S THE ONE. COUSIN JEFF. 311 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,275 I'M NOTHING LIKE COUSIN JEFF. HIS WORDS, NOT MINE. 312 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,376 WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT? 313 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,511 MY DAD CAN BE SUCH A JERK SOMETIMES. 314 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,481 OH, DON'T TELL ME. I THINK THE TWO OF YOU ARE FABULOUS TOGETHER. 315 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,316 I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO SEE YOU 316 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,219 FOR THE INTELLIGENT, INDEPENDENT YOUNG WOMAN THAT YOU ARE. 317 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,721 THANK YOU! WAIT A MINUTE. 318 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,789 BUT IF YOUR FATHER CAN'T SEE THAT, 319 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,459 THEN I THINK YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT JUST TO GO STRAIGHT HOME 320 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,194 AND BE FURIOUS WITH HIM. 321 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,496 OH, I'M ON MY WAY! OH! 322 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,032 DICK... ARE YOU SURE-- 323 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:34,972 I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH! 324 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,976 WELL, THIS IS MUCH BETTER, HUH? 325 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:42,480 ABSOLUTELY. WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE TO YOUR APARTMENT. 326 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,148 THERE'S, UH... A BED IN THERE. 327 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,316 YEAH. 328 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,818 WHAT WERE WE THINKING? 329 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,820 I MEAN, THIS... THIS MAKES MORE SENSE. 330 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,156 THIS...IS THE PERFECT PLACE 331 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,892 FOR 2 FRIENDS TO SHARE A CUP OF COFFEE. 332 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,128 YOU KNOW, I KNEW WE COULD DO IT, DON. 333 00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,031 TOTALLY CASUAL. NO PROBLEM. 334 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,703 HI, GUYS! 335 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,304 HARRY! WHAT--WHAT'S UP? 336 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:10,408 HOW'RE YOU DOIN'? WHERE--WHAT'S UP? WHERE YOU GOIN'? 337 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,844 WELL, I WAS JUST GOIN' OVER TO THE PARK 338 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,346 TO PUSH OVER SOME OF THOSE TAI CHI GUYS. 339 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,447 OHHH... 340 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,383 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 341 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,885 WE'RE JUST HAVIN' SOME COFFEE. HAVIN' COFFEE. WANT SOME COFFEE? 342 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,187 I'D LOVE SOME COFFEE! OH, GREAT! 343 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,089 THERE'S NOTHIN' BETTER THAN 3 FRIENDS 344 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,058 SITTIN' AROUND, HAVIN' SOME JOE! 345 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,127 I'LL GET THE CUP, AND YOU POUR. OK, GREAT. 346 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,862 SO, HARRY, WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY? 347 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,631 OH, WELL, MY DAY STARTED SORT OF EARLY. 348 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,700 YOU KNOW THAT THING 349 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,270 WHERE, UM, IF YOU SAY "RABBIT," 350 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,438 YOU'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK ALL DAY? 351 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,375 I WAS GONNA DO THAT FIRST THING IN THE MORNIN'. 352 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,549 AND THEN THERE WAS LUNCH. 353 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,755 MORNING, VINCENT. HOW'S IT GOIN'? 354 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,891 DID YOU TALK TO YOUR BOY LAST NIGHT? 355 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,960 YES. WE TALKED, WE LAUGHED, WE SHARED. 356 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,162 THEN THERE WERE THE, UH, HUGS, AS USUAL. 357 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,797 HOW'D IT GO WITH ALISSA? 358 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,834 SHE CAME HOME, SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE, AND LOCKED HERSELF IN HER ROOM. 359 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:10,835 OOH. OUCH. 360 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,770 DID SHE, BY ANY CHANCE, 361 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,672 SAY THAT, UH, SHE HATES YOU? 362 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,740 HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 363 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,910 CALL IT FATHERLY INTUITION. 364 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,412 SHE SAID...SHE SAID... OH, NEVER MIND. 365 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,447 GO ON, VINCENT. YOU CAN TELL ME. 366 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:28,052 SHE SAID WHY COULDN'T I BE MORE LIKE... LIKE YOU? 367 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,591 WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 368 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,160 SOME OF US DEVOTE OUR TIME TO OUR FAMILIES, 369 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:40,298 OTHERS OPT INSTEAD TO WRITE BOOKS. I'M SURE YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. 370 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,333 NOT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER, OF COURSE, BUT FOR YOU. 371 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,735 THIS IS AWFUL! 372 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,437 NO, DON'T WORRY! 373 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,439 AS THE DECADES... SLIP BY, 374 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,441 THESE WOUNDS WILL SCAB OVER 375 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,276 AND HARDEN INTO BITTER SCARS. 376 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,880 AND YOU'LL GET TOGETHER THEN, VINCE. 377 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,883 I KNOW YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN. OHHH... 378 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,562 OK, EVERYBODY, HERE WE GO. 379 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:15,065 JOHANN, WHY DON'T YOU SIT RIGHT HERE? HERE YOU GO. 380 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,635 OK. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. 381 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,770 BERNARD... GIVE ME THE GUM. 382 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,772 GIVE ME THE GUM. SPIT IT OUT! 383 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,979 SO, DON, DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE OK HERE? 384 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,582 COME ON, SALLY, THERE MUST BE 50 PEOPLE HERE. 385 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,717 THAT'S TRUE. 386 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:36,320 WE'RE NOT GONNA DO IT IN FRONT OF 50 PEOPLE. 387 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,889 YOU SIT OVER THERE. 388 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,057 I'LL SIT OVER HERE. 389 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,926 AND WE'RE ON IN 3...2... 390 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:46,396 HELLO, AND WELCOME TO MEN & IDEAS. 391 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,698 I'M HAMILTON BELL. 392 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,201 AND TO MY RIGHT IS DR. VINCENT STRUDWICK, 393 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,204 AUTHOR OF PHYSICS FOR A NEW MILLENNIUM 394 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,574 AND THE BRIGHTEST STAR OF THE PENDELTON UNIVERSITY FACULTY. 395 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,209 HUH! 396 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,078 WE ARE ALSO HONORED TO HAVE A DISTINGUISHED PANEL 397 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,181 OF NOBEL LAUREATES-- DR. BERNARD 398 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,382 YAMSHUTH... 399 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,085 DR. CARL MAINEN... 400 00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,690 DR. RONALD SCHENK... 401 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,892 AND DR. JOHANN BORGESON. 402 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,861 AND FINALLY, "PHYSICS PROFESSOR 403 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,863 "AND RACONTEUR... 404 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,933 AND MASTER OF CLOSE-UP MAGIC DICK SOLOMON." 405 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,837 [APPLAUSE] 406 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,338 TELL ME, DR. STRUDWICK. 407 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,708 DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN YOU SET OUT TO WRITE YOUR BOOK 408 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,710 THAT IT WOULD GET THIS KIND OF RECEPTION? 409 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,745 HONESTLY? YES. 410 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,647 WELL, IT-- IT IS, A, UH, 411 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,017 TREMENDOUS WORK, BUT IT HAS COME AT QUITE A COST, HASN'T IT, VINCENT? 412 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,952 WHAT? I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 413 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,553 WELL, I'M SURE WE ALL HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU, DR. STRUDWICK, 414 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,155 SO WHY DON'T WE BEGIN-- 415 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,323 YES, I HAVE ONE. 416 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,025 OK, THEN. DR SOLOMON. 417 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,495 YES. I WAS DISCUSSING THE BOOK LAST NIGHT WITH MY SON TOMMY. 418 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,430 HI, TOMMY. LOVE YOU. 419 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,800 AND, UH, IT MADE ME WONDER. 420 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,803 YOU SEEM TO HAVE A REASONABLE GRASP OF SPECTRAL ANALYSIS, 421 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,472 AND YET YOU HAVE NO IDEA 422 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:05,375 WHERE YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER WAS LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT--MY HOUSE, 423 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,577 WHERE KIDS ARE ALLOWED TO FLOURISH. 424 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:10,781 WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SOLOMON?! 425 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,917 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME? LET'S GO! COME ON! 426 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,655 OK. OK. I'M COOL. I'M COOL. 427 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:23,094 PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, GENTLEMEN. LET'S BE CIVIL. 428 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,763 DON'T LOOK AT ME, HAM. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD FATHER. 429 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,831 I AM A GOOD FATHER. OH, YEAH? 430 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,833 THEN WHY DID YOU INSIST THAT YOUR DAUGHTER 431 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,468 NEVER SEE MY SON EVER AGAIN?! 432 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,037 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I NEVER SAID THAT. 433 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,106 WHAT? 434 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:37,008 I ONLY SAID THAT HE SHOULD MIND HIS MANNERS! 435 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,809 LIAR! I MIGHT'VE BEEN PARAPHRASING-- 436 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,844 I'LL KILL YOU! 437 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,246 TOMMY! TOMMY! IT'S OK! 438 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,981 COME ON. HEY. HEY. HEY. 439 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,682 I'M ALL RIGHT. 440 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,320 THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT A SCIENCE BOOK. IT SHOULD BE BORING. 441 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,654 YOU'RE AN IDIOT! 442 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,955 IT'S ON, BITCH! 443 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,524 LET'S GO! COME ON! 444 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,726 PLEASE, EVERYONE! LET'S JUST STAY CALM! 445 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,961 CALM DOWN! 446 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,763 PEACE! PEACE! 447 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,197 PEACE! WELL! 448 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,233 THIS GUY THINKS HE'S ALL THAT, 449 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,334 BUT HE'S NOTALL THAT! 450 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,853 OH, YEAH. THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD. 451 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,056 MARY: I AM SICK OF YOU [BLEEP]! 452 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:32,563 MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT FACE I'M MAKING. 453 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,065 NOW LOOK AT THIS. NOW, THAT'S A PUNCH. 454 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,600 DICK, THAT WAS THE MAKEUP WOMAN. 455 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,835 WELL... 456 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,103 SHE HAD IT COMING. 457 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,740 HEY! ARE YOU AND DON BACK TOGETHER AGAIN? 458 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,409 NO. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 459 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,411 WELL, HE'S GOT HIS TONGUE IN YOUR EAR. 460 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,816 HARRY...DON AND I HAVE SOME ISSUES TO RESOLVE, 461 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,385 BUT WE'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER TONIGHT AND TALK 'EM OUT. 462 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,688 UH-HUH. WEAR SOMETHIN' NICE. SHUT UP! 463 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,358 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 464 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,361 ALL I DID WAS ASSUAGE MY PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY 465 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,364 BY ATTACKING STRUDWICK ON A DEEPLY PERSONAL LEVEL, 466 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:11,635 USING HIS DAUGHTER AND MY SON AS UNWITTING PAWNS. 467 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:15,706 YET SOMEHOW I COME OFF LOOKING LIKE THE BAD GUY. 468 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,408 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU JEOPARDIZED MY RELATIONSHIP 469 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,077 FOR YOUR OWN PETTY GOALS. 470 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,146 TOMMY, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. 471 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:26,216 OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT! I AM ALL THAT! 472 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,452 OH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? 473 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,521 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY 474 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:33,591 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 475 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:37,227 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 476 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,930 DOES YOUR DAD HATE ME? 477 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,365 NO. HE'S JUST OVERPROTECTIVE. 478 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,400 DOES YOUR DAD HATE ME? 479 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,836 NO. HE LOVES YOU. HE THINKS YOU'RE GREAT. 480 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,404 AND SO DO I. 481 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,341 GET YOUR LIPS OFF THAT STRUDWICK. 482 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,311 THAT'S--REALLY, THAT'S JUST HIS WAY. 483 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,247 THAT'S HOW HE IS. HE REALLY LIKES YOU. HONESTLY. 484 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:57,748 ARE YOU SURE? 485 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,650 YES! ABSOLUTELY. HE'S JUST--YOU KNOW. HE'S, UH... 486 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,851 DICK: HE'S WHAT?! 487 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,287 HE'S A BIG FAT JACKASS!