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SO, JUNIOR PROM, EH?

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IT'S HELD
IN THE GYMNASIUM?

3
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YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

4
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MM-HMM. THAT SOUNDS
REALLY ROMANTIC.

5
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YOU KNOW, I SPEND
5 DAYS A WEEK THERE

6
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HAVING HULKING
FOOTBALL PLAYERS

7
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YANK MY UNDERPANTS
UP MY CRACK.

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TOMMY, LISTEN TO ME.

9
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I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED
OF GOING TO MY PROM.

10
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I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
FOR YEARS.

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SO IF YOU RUIN IT
FOR ME,

12
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I'LL YANK
YOUR UNDERPANTS
UP YOUR CRACK.

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THIS IS A SIDE
OF YOU THAT I LIKE.

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HEY, HON, WHAT ARE
YOU LOOKING AT?

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OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING
TO YOUR PROM?

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YEAH. WHAT'S WRONG?

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WELL, IT'S JUST--
SEE, I NEVER GOT
TO GO TO MY PROM.

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
OF MY LIFE.

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JUST ME AND FREDDY STECKEL.

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LIKE IN YOUR TATTOO?

21
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BUT SOMETHING TERRIBLE
HAPPENED THAT NIGHT.

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FREDDY NEVER MADE IT
TO MY HOUSE.

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AS HE WAS GETTING
INTO HIS CAR

24
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IN HIS DRIVEWAY,

25
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HIS WIFE CAUGHT HIM

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AND MADE HIM COME
BACK INSIDE.

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THAT'S SAD.

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I STILL HAVE MY PRETTY
PROM DRESS IN MY CLOSET.

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SURE, NOW IT'S
OLD...FADED...

30
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STAINED WITH MY TEARS.

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DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?

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OK, SURE.

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WELL, WAIT A SECOND.
WHAT ABOUT ME?

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OH, GREAT. I GUESS
I JUST HAVE TO STAND HERE

35
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AND TWIDDLE MY--

36
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INCOMING MESSAGE
FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD.

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DICK, SALLY!
IT'S THE BIG GIANT HEAD!

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THE BIG GIANT HEAD HAS
EVALUATED YOUR MISSION,

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AND YOU HAVE BEEN
ISSUED A SCORE BASED
ON THE COLOR SCALE

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OF THE VISIBLE
LIGHT SPECTRUM.
WHAT?

41
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YOUR MISSION HAS BEEN
ADJUDGED ORANGE.

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HEY, THAT'S GREAT!

43
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ORANGE IS VERY BAD.

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ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,
IT'S, LIKE, A 2.

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OH! DAMN!

46
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TO REEVALUATE YOUR MISSION,

47
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
IS ON HIS WAY TO EARTH.

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HE WILL ARRIVE TOMORROW
BETWEEN THE EARTH HOURS
OF 9 A.M. AND 3:30 P.M.

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SOMEONE FROM THE MISSION
MUST BE HOME
DURING THIS TIME.

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TRANSMISSION ENDING
IN 3, 2, 1--

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AH-CHOO!

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS,
NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY

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AND COCA-COLA CLASSIC

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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
IS COMING HERE? WHY?

55
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TO TEAR US 4 NEW ONES.

56
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BUT WE JUST GOT THESE.

57
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HE'S GONNA YELL.

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THERE WILL BE LOTS OF YELLING,
AND THEN THE HITTING.

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HOW DARE HE?

60
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HE'S NEVER EVEN BEEN
TO THIS PLANET.

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HE HAS NO IDEA HOW HARD
IT IS TO BE A HUMAN.

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WAIT. "BE A HUMAN"?

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MY GOD, YOU GUYS.

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MAYBE THAT'S OUR PROBLEM.

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WE'VE BECOME
TOO DAMN HUMAN!

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, SALLY?

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YOU SEE? "SALLY."

68
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YOU USED TO CALL ME
"LIEUTENANT."

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WELL, WE'VE ADAPTED!

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WE'RE EMULATING
AN EARTH FAMILY.

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EARTH FAMILIES DON'T REFER
TO EACH OTHER BY RANK.

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THEY USE MORE
FAMILIAR TERMS,

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LIKE "YOU"
AND "BASTARD."

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AND "YOU BASTARD."

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THANKS TO YOU GUYS,
OUR MISSION MIGHT
BE CANCELED.

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US?!

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WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

78
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YOU SEPARATED YOURSELF
FROM THE MISSION

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BY MOVING INTO
YOUR OWN APARTMENT!

80
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HUH. OK. WELL,
HOW ABOUT THE FACT

81
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THAT YOU DECIDED
TO FATHER A BABY
WITH VICKI

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DESPITE THE DISTINCT
POSSIBILITY

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IT MIGHT EXPLODE OUT
OF HER STOMACH

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AND EAT THE
DOCTOR'S FACE OFF?

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IF THERE WERE
ANY TENTACLES,

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IT WOULD SHOW UP
IN THE SONOGRAM.

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WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING?

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YOU HAVE BOTH TAKEN
UNACCEPTABLE RISKS.

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LIEUTENANT, I ORDER YOU
TO MOVE BACK IN WITH US.

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HARRY, YOU WILL NOT
FATHER AN EARTH BABY.

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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO TELL VICKI?

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JUST DEAL WITH IT!

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I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER.
THAT'S FINAL.

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YEAH, WELL, IF I WERE
A HIGH COMMANDER,

95
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I'D TURN A HOSE
ON YOU AND ALBRIGHT.

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WELL, YOU'RE NOT.

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BESIDES, I'M SURE ONCE
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
MEETS MARY,

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HE WILL FIND HER TO BE
A SUITABLE USE OF MY TIME.

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WHAT'S THE LOOK?

100
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OH, GOOD. MARY,
HERE YOU ARE.

101
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LISTEN. AN OLD FRIEND
OF MINE

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IS COMING TO TOWN.

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GREAT GUY, REALLY GREAT,

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AND I'M REALLY HOPING
HE'LL LIKE YOU.

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DON'T YOU MEAN YOU'RE
HOPING I'LL LIKE HIM?

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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.

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WHO IS THIS GUY?

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HE'S AN OLD COLLEGE FRIEND.

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NOW, WHEN HE GETS HERE,

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA START
TALKING EXPLICITLY

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ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE, ARE YOU?

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OF COURSE NOT.

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WELL, THAT'S THE THING.

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YOU SEE, I'M KINDA
GONNA NEED YOU TO.

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TRY TO BRING UP
HOW GREAT I AM

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AND ALSO MENTION
HOW MUCH I'VE LEARNED.

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YOU WANT ME TO TALK
ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE

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SO YOU CAN IMPRESS
AN OLD COLLEGE CHUM?

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YES. AND DON'T BE
AFRAID TO EMBELLISH.

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EVERY TIME YOU'RE ABOUT
TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING,

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MULTIPLY IT BY 2 FIRST.

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DICK, WHY ARE YOU
SO INSECURE?

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YOU'RE FINE IN BED.

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OK. MULTIPLY IT BY 2.

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YOU'RE GREAT IN BED.

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MULTIPLY BY 4.

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YOU ARE A STALLION.

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THE MEREST TOUCH
OF YOUR HAND

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IGNITES AN UNQUENCHABLE
INFERNO IN MY LOINS.

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YES, 4! 4!
DO IT!

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COULD I JUST HEAR 5?
NO!

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OK. 4! 4 IS GOOD.

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HEY, DOUG.

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WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THESE THINGS?

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THEY'RE PICKLED EGGS.

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CAN I?

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THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

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UH, DOUG. YOU GOTTA
HELP ME OUT WITH
SOMETHING, OK?

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WHEN I ASK IF I CAN
TAKE OFF EARLY,
YOU JUST SAY,

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"NO, YOU GOTTA
STAY LATE AND PURGE
THE SODA VALVES," OK?

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OK.

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HI, HARRY.

143
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HI, VICKI. EGG?

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BABY, COME ON. YOU KNOW
I'VE ALREADY GOT AN EGG.

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OH, RIGHT! YOU MEAN...

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SAY, DOUG.

147
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MIND IF I KNOCK OFF
A LITTLE EARLY TONIGHT?

148
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SORRY, HARRY. I NEED YOU
TO PURGE THE SODA VALVES.

149
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BUT COME ON, DOUG.

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CAN'T YOU SEE
WE GOT PLANS?

151
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SORRY, HARRY. I NEED YOU
TO PURGE THE SODA VALVES.

152
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WHAT, YOU'RE FORCING ME
TO STAY?

153
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YEAH.

154
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WELL, THANKS A LOT,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

155
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OH, BOY! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE
SO UNHAPPY IN YOUR LIFE,

156
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YOU GOTTA MAKE
OTHER PEOPLE FEEL BAD?

157
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OH, YEAH! WALK AWAY!

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WALK AWAY!

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♪ WE'VE GOT TONIGHT ♪

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♪ WHO NEEDS TO KNOW? ♪

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♪ WE'VE GOT TONIGHT-- ♪

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THAT'S IT.

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JUST SWAY TO THE MUSIC.

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HEY, STOP IT!

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WELL, EXCUSE ME
FOR TRYING TO SIMULATE

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AN ACTUAL PROM-TYPE
SITUATION!

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I JUST NEED HELP
WITH THE DANCING PART, OK?

168
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LET'S JUST DO IT AGAIN.

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OK, BUT THIS TIME
YOU BE ALISSA.

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OK.

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WAIT. WHY AM I
BEING ALISSA?

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BECAUSE I'M TIRED
OF BEING ALISSA.

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YEAH, BUT AT THE PROM,
I'M GONNA BE TOMMY.

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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I'M JUST TRYING
TO PREPARE YOU.

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TOMMY MIGHT TRY THAT.

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I WOULD NOT TRY THAT.
YES, YOU WOULD.

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YEAH, I WOULD.

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I WISH I WERE DANCING
WITH VICKI RIGHT NOW.

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BUT THANKS TO THE BIG GIANT
STUPID HEAD, I CAN'T.

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[CRYING]
OH, IT'S OK.

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HEY, I'LL BE VICKI.
SORRY. SHH, SHH, SHH.

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SHH, SHH, SHH.

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I'LL COME BACK.

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WE'RE JUST PRACTICING
FOR THE PROM.

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OH, THE PROM.

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ONE OF THE MOST
GRUELING NIGHTS
OF THE YEAR

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FOR US BOYS IN BLUE.

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HOW COME?

191
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HOW COME?

192
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PROM NIGHT HAS
ALL THE INGREDIENTS
OF A TRAGEDY.

193
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TAKE A COUPLE
OF TEENAGERS,

194
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THROW IN A BOTTLE
OF SCOTCH

195
00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,444
LIFTED FROM DADDY'S
LIQUOR CABINET,

196
00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,813
STIR IN A DASH
OF LOUD MUSIC,

197
00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,581
AND YOU'VE GOT
A DEADLY COCKTAIL.

198
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,718
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA.

199
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,319
DO THOSE HAVE
TEENAGERS IN THEM?

200
00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:16,387
NO.

201
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,889
THEN IT ISN'T!

202
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,457
HI, DON.
HOW ARE YA DOIN'?

203
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:22,627
I JUST NEED TO TALK
TO TOMMY AND HARRY
FOR A SECOND.

204
00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,263
WHY IS THERE
A NONESSENTIAL HUMAN
IN THIS HOUSE?

205
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IT'S JUST DON.

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00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,633
OFFICERDON.
USE YOUR HEADS.

207
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:32,403
THERE'S AN OFFICER OF EARTH LAW
IN OUR HEADQUARTERS!
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

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00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,672
DON: IT'S THE PHONE.

209
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,673
YEAH, OH GREAT.

210
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,174
BE A DEAR AND GET IT,
WOULD YOU, DON?

211
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,175
THANKS. BYE NOW.

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OK, LISTEN. ANY MINUTE NOW,

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THAT DOOR COULD OPEN
AND IN COULD WALK
THE BIG GIANT HEAD!

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00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,714
THE BIG GIANT HEAD?

215
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,114
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
IS HERE?!

216
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NO!
NO!

217
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OK.

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00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,786
CALL ME WHEN
HE GETS HERE.

219
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THAT WAS THE AIRLINE.

220
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,189
AIRLINE?

221
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,457
YEAH, YOU'RE
EXPECTING SOMEBODY?

222
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WELL, THEY WOUND UP
IN EAST RUTHERFORD,
NEW JERSEY,

223
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INSTEAD OF RUTHERFORD,
OHIO.

224
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,594
[SQUEALS]

225
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,128
ANYWAY, HE'S ON
A FLIGHT HERE NOW.

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00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,431
TO THE AIRPORT!
LET'S GO!

227
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,043
DO YOU SEE HIM YET?

228
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,045
SEE WHO? WE HAVE NO IDEA

229
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,980
WHAT KIND OF BODY
HE FORMED INTO.

230
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,248
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.

231
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,016
HE COULD BE ANY
OF THESE PEOPLE.

232
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,220
SO HIS HEAD
WILL BE SMALLER?

233
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,754
YES, HIS HEAD'LL
BE SMALLER.

234
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,158
DICK, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?

235
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,293
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

236
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,228
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!

237
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,099
I LOVE YOUR AIRPLANE.

238
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,601
I LOVE TO FLY.

239
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,736
DOES IT SHOW?

240
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,938
LOOK AT THIS LOSER.

241
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,040
HELLO!

242
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,243
IS THIS ANY WAY TO GREET
YOUR SUPREME LEADER?

243
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,283
WELCOME, O GREAT
AND GLORIOUS LEADER,

244
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,985
WHOSE PRESENCE
IN WHICH WE,

245
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,620
YOUR HUMBLE AND
INSIGNIFICANT SUBORDINATES

246
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,522
ARE BARELY WORTHY
OF BASKING.

247
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,523
RIGHT.

248
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,625
THIS IS SOME BODY
I PICKED OUT.

249
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,260
PRETTY GOOD, EH?

250
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,195
NICE ABS.

251
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,630
SO, HOW WAS
YOUR TRIP, SIR?

252
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,365
HORRIFYING, AT FIRST.

253
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,634
I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW,

254
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:14,239
AND I SAW SOMETHING
ON THE WING OF THE PLANE.

255
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:17,042
THE SAME THING
HAPPENED TO ME!

256
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,144
ANYWAY, TO CALM ME DOWN,

257
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,346
THEY GAVE ME SOMETHING
CALLED...ALCOHOL.

258
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,548
WE NEVER WOULD
HAVE KNOWN.

259
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,916
LET'S GET
ON A FLIGHT TO JERSEY
AND GET ANOTHER ROUND.

260
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,018
NO, NO, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO, SIR.

261
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,054
THAT BAR OVER THERE
SERVES ALCOHOL.

262
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,955
HOT DIGGITY!

263
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:38,997
I LOVE THIS PLANET ALREADY.

264
00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:45,703
HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA
STAND LIKE THIS?

265
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,239
UNTIL HE WAKES UP
AND SEES THE RESPECT

266
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,307
WE'RE GIVING HIM,
SOLDIER.

267
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,475
WELL,
I HOPE IT'S SOON,

268
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,745
'CAUSE
MY DEODORANT'S
CRAPPING OUT ON ME.

269
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,182
OH...MY...GOD!

270
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,618
WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED?

271
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,386
[ALL SHOUTING]
GOOD MORNING, SIR! HA!

272
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,625
WHO'S THAT POUNDING
ON MY HEAD?

273
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,527
I WILL FIND HIM
AND DESTROY HIM.

274
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,130
IT'S A LIMITATION
OF THESE PRIMITIVE
BODIES, SIR.

275
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,898
IT COMES FROM
TOO MUCH ALCOHOL.

276
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,334
WELL, IT'S A DESIGN FLAW!
FIX IT IMMEDIATELY!
YES, SIR!

277
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,969
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

278
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,037
WHO'S THIS?

279
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,940
HI. I'M MAMIE DUBCEK.
WE MET LAST NIGHT.

280
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,208
YOU WERE OUT
IN THE BUSHES,

281
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,676
AND SALLY WAS
HOLDING YOUR HEAD.

282
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,645
YES, I ORDERED HER
TO DO THAT.

283
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:28,646
I CHASED AWAY
THE CAT.

284
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,581
I GOT YOU A MINT.

285
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,982
THE YELLING WILL CEASE,

286
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,350
OR THE KILLING
WILL COMMENCE!

287
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,585
AH, I THOUGHT
THERE'D BE
A HANGOVER

288
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,187
IN THE HOUSE TODAY.

289
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,757
HERE YOU GO.
A LITTLE HAIR
OF THE DOG.

290
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,728
HAS THIS GOT, UH,
SOME OF THAT ALCOHOL?

291
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:44,762
WELL, IT'S
A BLOODY MARY.

292
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,741
AH-UM!

293
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:01,679
IT'S GOING
TO BE A GOLDEN DAY.

294
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,747
MRS. DUBCEK, THIS IS
MY OLD FRIEND...

295
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:04,748
STONE.

296
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,017
STONE PHILLIPS.

297
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,221
LIKE THAT GUY
ON<i> DATELINE?</i>

298
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,255
NO.

299
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,790
CAN I HAVE ANOTHER?

300
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,525
YES. I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.

301
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,859
GOOD. I THINK, SIR,

302
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,728
THAT YOU WILL FIND
OUR MISSION TO BE IN--

303
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,863
WHOA!

304
00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:21,099
THESE FEEL GOOD.

305
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,133
THOSE WOULD BE
YOUR LEGS, SIR.

306
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,037
HOW NIMBLE THEY ARE.

307
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,040
YES, SIR. NOW IF I COULD
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION

308
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,408
TO THE LIVING QUARTERS--

309
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,109
OH, THAT WAS FUN!

310
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,445
YES, SIR, VERY GOOD.
I ALSO...

311
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,213
ADMIRE YOUR FOOTWORK, SIR.

312
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,215
OH, THAT IS SO MUCH FUN!

313
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:40,050
COME ON, EVERYBODY,
JOIN IN.

314
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,624
SIR!

315
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,859
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
I FEEL IT IS--

316
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,629
LIEUTENANT! WHEN YOU TALK
TO ME, STRAIGHTEN UP.

317
00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:00,237
MAY I COMMEND YOU
ON THE FORM YOU'VE TAKEN?

318
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,472
THANK YOU, SIR!

319
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,341
DICK?
SIR!

320
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,309
MY STOMACH IS MAKING
THAT NOISE AGAIN.

321
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,810
GET ME SOMETHING
TO FILL IT.

322
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,313
YES, SIR!
RIGHT AWAY, SIR!

323
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,448
SIR, I HAVE SOME IDEAS

324
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:14,385
ON HOW TO INCREASE
THE EFFICIENCY
OF THE MISSION

325
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,986
IF YOU'D LIKE
TO HEAR THEM.

326
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,187
WHAT I'D LIKE TO HEAR

327
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,823
IS HOW YOU GET AROUND

328
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,858
ON THOSE LONG
EARTH LEGS OF YOURS.

329
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,426
EXCELLENT WORK.
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

330
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,361
I APPRECIATE THAT, SIR.

331
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,398
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO KICK ME WITH THEM?

332
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,535
UH...NO,
THANK YOU, SIR!

333
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,437
PERHAPS LATER?

334
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,205
FINE!

335
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,307
SIR!

336
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,044
YOU TWO!

337
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,314
YOU'RE GOING TO BATHE ME.

338
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,919
[BOTH WEAKLY] YES, SIR.

339
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,855
I CALL WASHING
THE TOP HALF.

340
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:51,956
SCREW THAT.

341
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,630
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING HERE
ALL THIS TIME?

342
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,233
WELL, I'VE BEEN
WORKING A LOT

343
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,835
ON MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH MARY.

344
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,903
FOR 3 AND A HALF YEARS?!

345
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,205
ESTABLISHING
AN EMOTIONAL BOND
WITH A HUMAN

346
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,606
IS A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT.

347
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,708
MOST HUMANS CAN'T
EVEN ACHIEVE IT.

348
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,177
REALLY?

349
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,246
DICK, THAT'S EXTREMELY
UNDERWHELMING.

350
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,883
IF YOU ONLY
UNDERSTOOD HOW MUCH
I'VE ACTUALLY ACHIEVED--

351
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,517
OH, I TRY TO UNDERSTAND,

352
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,520
AND I'VE BEEN SENDING
YOU A LOT OF MESSAGES,

353
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,821
BUT YOU HAVE GOT
NO ANSWER!

354
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,790
DICK, WHY IS
THIS DOOR LOCKED?!

355
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,391
OH! OH, GOOD. IT'S MARY!

356
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:31,228
YOU'LL SEE. SHE ACCEPTS
AND TRUSTS ME COMPLETELY.

357
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,297
WHY THE HELL DID YOU
LOCK THE DOOR?

358
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,199
ARE YOU GOING
THROUGH MY STUFF AGAIN?

359
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,301
I LOVE YOU, TOO, MARY.

360
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,370
COULD YOU COME
OVER HERE?

361
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,139
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY OLD FRIEND STONE.

362
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,907
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.

363
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,144
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
EXCUSE ME?

364
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,812
LET'S GO. I WANT
SOMETHING ELSE
TO TASTE.

365
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:52,116
IS THERE SUCH A THING
AS MACARONI?

366
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,785
DID HE JUST SAY
HE DIDN'T LIKE ME?

367
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,721
YES, BUT YOU JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND

368
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,889
HIS CRAZY SENSE
OF HUMOR.

369
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,157
HE'S A NUT.

370
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,828
WHY DON'T THE THREE
OF US GO OUT,

371
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,462
HAVE SOME MACARONI
AND ALCOHOL,

372
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,731
AND YOU CAN GET
TO KNOW MARY BETTER.

373
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,000
IF I HAVE TO.

374
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,769
BUT WHO'S THIS
DELICIOUS MOCHA NUMBER?

375
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,605
EXCUSE ME?

376
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,908
I LOVE THE ROUND PART
AT THE TOP OF THE LEGS.

377
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,878
OH, YEAH?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF MY HAND?

378
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,983
THESE ARE FUN, TOO!

379
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,520
OK. LET'S GET GOING!

380
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,855
PAR-TAY!

381
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:37,862
ORANGE YOU GLAD
I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?

382
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,598
I DON'T GET IT.

383
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,301
MARY CAN EXPLAIN IT
TO YOU.

384
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,968
I--I...

385
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,237
HARRY, I'M GONNA NEED
3 MORE TEQUILA SUNRISES

386
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,107
AND A COUPLE OF MORE
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.

387
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,042
DICK, LISTEN.
YOU HAVE GOT TO CALM DOWN.

388
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:54,244
CALM DOWN? DO YOU WANT HIM
TO BANISH US INTO SPACE

389
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,881
IN ONE OF THOSE BIG
FLAT MIRROR THINGS

390
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,149
LIKE IN<i> SUPERMAN II?</i>

391
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,751
DICK, THAT'S NOT REAL.

392
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:00,985
IT LOOKED REAL.

393
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,424
SO, STONE...
QUITE A LITTLE LADY
I GOT HERE, HUH?

394
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,192
I SEE NO GLARING DEFECTS.

395
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,661
WELL, I DO HAVE
THIS CROOKED EARLOBE.

396
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,928
OH, MY GOD.

397
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,100
THAT'S DISGUSTING.

398
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,301
I WAS JOKING!

399
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,337
NOW IT'S ALL I CAN SEE!

400
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,538
DICK?

401
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,072
OOH!

402
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,641
NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE!

403
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,275
THE MAN IS A JACKASS!

404
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,311
WHY DO YOU WANT
TO IMPRESS HIM?

405
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,313
I'M NOT TRYING
TO IMPRESS HIM.

406
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,715
LOOK, WE'LL GET YOU
A NICE FLOPPY HAT
FOR THAT.

407
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,485
YEAH, WHEN YOU DO,
GIVE ME A CALL!

408
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,253
MARY! BUT, MARY!

409
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:39,157
HELLO, THERE.
MAY I JOIN YOU?

410
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,691
HAVE A SEAT.

411
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,660
THESE ARE MINE.
GET OUR OWN.

412
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,430
HI, HARRY.
THERE YOU ARE.

413
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,499
OH, HI, VICKI.

414
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,236
HARRY,
IS SOMETHING WRONG?

415
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,372
IT FEELS LIKE YOU'VE
BEEN AVOIDING ME.

416
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,274
OH, NO.

417
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,442
HARRY!

418
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,913
HARRY SOLOMON,
DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT

419
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,382
WANNA BE THE FATHER
OF MY BABY?

420
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,452
LOOK, VICKI,
IT'S JUST A REALLY
BIG RESPONSIBILITY,

421
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,455
AND I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE TO THINK

422
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,357
ABOUT MY CAREER FIRST.

423
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,027
BABY, YOU DO NOT
HAVE A CAREER!

424
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:19,830
AND YET YOU EXPECT ME
TO PROVIDE FOR A BABY.

425
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,799
OH, WHAT, ARE YOU
GONNA HAVE A CAREER?

426
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:23,901
YEAH!

427
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,505
OK, NOW THAT'S
JUST HURTFUL.

428
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:31,408
YOU KNOW THAT
I'M NOT DESIGNED TO LIVE
IN YOUR 9-TO-5 WORLD.

429
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,478
OH, BABY. THE WORLD
IS SUCH A MESS,

430
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,949
WHAT WITH THE CRAZINESS
IN TEXAS AND...

431
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:43,487
AFRICA...CANADIANS
AND THEIR WHOLE THING.

432
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:49,359
LET'S JUST GIVE IT A WEEK,
SEE IF THINGS CLEAR UP.

433
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:50,961
HARRY SOLOMON...

434
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,032
I DO NOT EVEN KNOW YOU!

435
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,174
[ALL SINGING]

436
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,243
GET ME SOME DRINKS.

437
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,344
YES, SIR!

438
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,514
HEY, DICK.

439
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,216
ROUGH NIGHT HERE
TONIGHT, HUH?

440
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:15,252
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

441
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,020
WELL, THERE'VE BEEN
SOME COMPLAINTS.

442
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:22,025
PUBLIC URINATION,
VERBAL HARASSMENT,
LEWDNESS...

443
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:24,494
AND MORE PUBLIC
URINATION.

444
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,730
IT COULD BE
ANYBODY HERE, DON.

445
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,233
WELL, I'M KINDA BETTIN'
IT'S THAT GUY.

446
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,335
KICK! KICK!

447
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,670
HIGHER!
AS THOUGH YOUR LIFE
DEPENDED ON IT!

448
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,307
HIGHER! GO!

449
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,476
UH, DON, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY OLD FRIEND STONE.

450
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,644
FRIEND, HUH?

451
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:43,147
WELL, LISTEN, FRIEND,
RUTHERFORD IS A CLEAN TOWN,

452
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,982
AND IT'S SHENANIGANS
SUCH AS YOURS

453
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,051
THAT ARE GONNA DASH
OUR HOPES OF LANDING

454
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,186
THE 20-AUGHT-8
SUMMER OLYMPICS!

455
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,189
WOULD YOU LEAN
A LITTLE CLOSER?

456
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,592
YOUR BREATH SMELLS
OF CHILI FRIES.

457
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,130
CAN'T YOU
JUST GIVE STONE
A LITTLE BREAK?

458
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,832
IT'S KIND
OF IMPORTANT TO ME.

459
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,068
THAT'S A NO-CAN-DO, DICK.
THE LAW'S THE LAW,

460
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,436
AND IT BENDS FOR NO MAN.

461
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,672
PLEASE, DON.

462
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,008
FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE?

463
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,510
IT SURE WOULD MEAN
A WHOLE BUNCH TO ME.

464
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,145
SALLY!

465
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,580
OK.

466
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:20,083
BUT TELL HIM TO STOP
WHIZZING IN FRONT
OF THE LADY FOLK.

467
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,618
OK.
IT'S MY PET PEEVE.

468
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,553
I KNOW, SWEETIE.
I WILL. THANKS.

469
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,721
THANKS, DON.

470
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,660
HELLO.

471
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:35,131
WELL, HI, THERE.

472
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,767
I'M A ROCKET MAN, YOU KNOW.

473
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,738
REALLY?

474
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,839
CAN I HELP YOU
JETTISON YOUR PANTS?

475
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,543
I KILL YOU!

476
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,378
SALLY: HEY!

477
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,413
NO ONE VIOLATES
THE BIG GIANT--

478
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,818
AREA AROUND STONE

479
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,854
WITHOUT GOING
THROUGH ME FIRST.
IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

480
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,355
YEAH, OK.

481
00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,957
LIEUTENANT, WELL DONE.

482
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,125
THANK YOU.

483
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,226
I LIKE THE CUT
OF YOUR JIB.

484
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:05,963
WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON MY JIB.

485
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,132
DICK DISAPPOINTS ME.

486
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,467
I FIND HIM...

487
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,870
DISAPPOINTING.

488
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,239
I'M ISSUING A BIG
GIANT DIRECTIVE.

489
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,141
LIEUTENANT, YOU ARE
NOW OFFICIALLY

490
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:20,878
THE NEW HIGH COMMANDER
OF THIS MISSION.

491
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,580
OH, MY GOD.

492
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,148
A TOAST!
A TOAST!

493
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:28,419
A TOAST TO MY NEW
HIGH COMMANDER.

494
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:32,056
ALL: TO YOUR NEW
HIGH COMMANDER!

495
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,125
HUH?!