1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:04,403 PREVIOUSLY ON "3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN"... 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:05,737 TO REEVALUATE YOUR MISSION, 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,240 THE BIG GIANT HEAD IS ON HIS WAY TO EARTH! 4 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,308 LIEUTENANT, YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY... 5 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:12,277 THE NEW HIGH COMMANDER. 6 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,445 YOU'VE REAWAKENED THE WOMAN IN ME. 7 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:17,982 I THINK I MIGHT BE... 8 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,051 PREGNANT. 9 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,052 AAH! 10 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,953 WHOA, LOOK AT THE TIME. 11 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,555 I GOTTA GET GOING. 12 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:25,958 COME ON, VICKI, PUSH. 13 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:26,959 I--I CAN'T. 14 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:28,860 YES, YOU CAN. PUSH! 15 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,328 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 16 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,330 MAYBE IT DOESN'T WANNA COME OUT! 17 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,666 LET'S NOT RUSH THINGS, OK? 18 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,668 HERE, LET ME JUST SLIDE THAT 19 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,704 RIGHT BACK IN THERE FOR YA. 20 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,139 [HOARSELY] YOU TOUCH ME... 21 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:43,342 YOU DIE! 22 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,110 [SNARLS] 23 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:47,745 ONE MORE PUSH, VICKI. 24 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,081 [GRUNTS] UNH! AH! PUSH... 25 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,182 HERE IT COMES! 26 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,183 AAH! 27 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:52,317 THERE WE ARE! 28 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,019 OH... 29 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,020 AAH! 30 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:56,522 UH--UH-- I MEAN, 31 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,223 AH AH... 32 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:03,194 PLEASE LET IT BE HUMAN. 33 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:04,530 LET IT BE HUMAN. 34 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,531 SIT DOWN. 35 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,699 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 36 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,635 OH, YES, I CAN. 37 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:12,304 THE BIG GIANT HEAD MADE ME HIGH COMMANDER. 38 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,339 OH, RIGHT. A DRUNKEN LOUT FROM A DISTANT GALAXY 39 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,940 GOT AN EYEFUL OF YOUR RIGHTEOUS JUGS 40 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:18,443 AND PROMOTED YOU. 41 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,545 YOU KNOW, THAT'S FUNNY. AS I RECALL, 42 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:21,579 HE PROMOTED ME 43 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,914 BECAUSE YOUR LEADERSHIP WAS A DEBACLE! 44 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,115 Dick: HE WAS TOTALLY WASTED-- 45 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:25,584 HE'S OUR SUPREME LEADER, AND-- 46 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,753 HEY, HEY. WE'RE DISTURBING ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE. 47 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,555 WE'RE ONLY HUMAN. 48 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,991 HE'S MY BROTHER. WE FIGHT! 49 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,426 I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M ALL RIGHT. 50 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,030 WHAT HAPPENED, HARRY? 51 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,234 IT...CAME...OUT! 52 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:43,502 IS IT A PURPLE TUBE? 53 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,571 WELL, IT'S PURPLE, AND IT'S SLIMY, 54 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,238 AND IT'S GOT A HOSE. 55 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,673 A HOSE?! A HOSE?! 56 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,342 OH, GREAT. IT'S A MUTANT! 57 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,444 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL KIDNAP HIM AND HIDE HIM. 58 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,712 WHEN HE'S A TEENAGER, WE'LL SET HIM FREE. 59 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:55,780 THEN IF HE'S REALLY MESSED UP, 60 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,150 WE CAN BLAME IT ON TELEVISION. 61 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,818 OK. GOOD. 62 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,219 THEY JUST BROUGHT HIM TO THE NURSERY. 63 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:03,154 HE IS POSITIVELY GLOWING! 64 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,190 OH! AH... 65 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:08,026 NOW HE'S GLOWIN'. 66 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,395 LET'S GO SEE HIM! HE'S GOT VICKI'S EYES! 67 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:13,297 WHAT'S HE DOING WITH VICKI'S EYES? 68 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:17,269 I JUST HOPE HE'S NOT EATING THEM. LET'S GO! 69 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,603 WHICH ONE IS HE? 70 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,605 IT MUST BE HIM. HE'S HIDEOUS. 71 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:21,940 HEY. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER. 72 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,042 OH, I'M-- 73 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,643 I'M SO SORRY. 74 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,011 SHE'S HIDEOUS. 75 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:30,382 OH, THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE! 76 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,416 [GASPS] 77 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,151 Dick: OH, MY GOD! 78 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,653 Sally: LOOK AT IT. 79 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,087 Tommy: IT'S SO CUTE! 80 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,657 VICKI'S BABY IS A...BABY! 81 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,991 [CHEERS] 82 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,560 THANK YOU! 83 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,761 AH HA HA! 84 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:26,104 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. LAST NAME DUBCEK. FIRST NAME VICTORIA. 85 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,573 MM-HMM. 86 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:30,742 OH, YEAH, NO, THE BABY'S RIGHT HERE. 87 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,878 YEAH, HIS NAME IS ERIC TRAVIS. 88 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,447 YEAH! 89 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:38,317 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM LUNCH, 90 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:41,186 JUST TELL HIM THAT I WAS IMPLANTED BY ALIEN SEED. 91 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,187 [SHRILLY] OH! 92 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,189 YEAH. AND I AM NOW THE MOTHER 93 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,257 OF A HYBRID ALIEN RACE. 94 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,661 THANKS A LOT, HON. BYE-BYE. 95 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,134 WRONG NUMBER? 96 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,638 NO, HARRY, I WAS TRYING TO TALK TO A REPORTER. 97 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,973 OH, REALLY? 98 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:03,308 I THINK HE'S GONNA BE MIGHTY INTERESTED 99 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,244 IN MY TALE OF ALIEN CONCEPTION. 100 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,313 OH, HO. ALIEN CONCEPTION. 101 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,082 HA HA HA! 102 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,918 I'M GOIN' TO THE STORE. YOU NEED ANYTHING? 103 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,887 OH, BABY, I WOULD LOVE ANOTHER CARTON OF CIGARETTES. 104 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:19,057 SURE. SMOKIN' FOR TWO NOW. 105 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:26,298 OK, HOW DOES THIS SOUND? 106 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,767 "BORN TO VICTORIA MARIE DUBCEK, 107 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,269 A HEALTHY, TOTALLY HUMAN SON." 108 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,706 WELL, ADD ILLEGITIMATE. 109 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,374 I THINK SHE'D APPRECIATE THAT. 110 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:38,310 THAT'S A NICE TOUCH. 111 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,312 HEY, SALLY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER? I'M STARVING. 112 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,546 I DON'T MAKE DINNER. 113 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,148 I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER. I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY. 114 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,383 IF IT'S BIGGER THAN SEA BASS, 115 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,118 I WON'T EAT IT. 116 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,321 YOU GUYS, I'M NOT COOKING, OK? 117 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,422 I MEAN, I CAN'T BE DISTRACTED 118 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,889 BY HOUSEHOLD CHORES. 119 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:53,358 I THINK THE HIGH COMMANDER HAS A POINT. 120 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,926 Both: THANK YOU! 121 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,697 HEY, HARRY, WHERE YOU BEEN? 122 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:00,999 OH, AT THE HOSPITAL. 123 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,000 HOW'S VICKI? 124 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:05,137 OH, PROUD. 125 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:06,304 PROUD, PROUD, PROUD, PROUD, 126 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,173 PROUD-PROUD- PROUD-PROUD-PROUD. 127 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,440 CALLIN' UP EVERYBODY AND TELLING 'EM 128 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,075 ALL ABOUT LITTLE ERIC TRAVIS. 129 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,076 THAT IS NICE. 130 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,111 HEY! 131 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,279 I GOT AN IDEA! 132 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,581 JUST A WHAT IF. 133 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:17,949 YOU KNOW HOW WE'RE ALWAYS SAYING 134 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:18,983 THAT WE SHOULD TELL EVERYBODY 135 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,185 THAT WE'RE ALIENS? 136 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,186 WE NEVER SAY THAT. 137 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,921 RIGHT! 138 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,523 SO IF WE BUMP INTO, OH, I DON'T KNOW, 139 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,692 SAY A REPORTER-- 140 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,460 AND WE'VE GOT THIS CUTE LITTLE BABY 141 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,127 WITH ITS PROUD ALIEN HERITAGE-- 142 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:31,796 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT! 143 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,598 EVERYBODY LOVES BABIES NOWADAYS. 144 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,734 I MEAN, WHAT BETTER TIME FOR US TO COME CLEAN 145 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:38,437 ABOUT WHO WE REALLY ARE? 146 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,371 ARE YOU INSANE? 147 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,341 WHERE DID YOU GET SUCH A STUPID IDEA? 148 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,008 HA HA! I DON'T KNOW. 149 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,577 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 150 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,578 COME IN! 151 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,645 DOOR'S OPEN! 152 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,083 HELLO. I'M LOOKING FOR A, UH... 153 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:53,118 VICTORIA DUBCEK? 154 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,220 I'M KEN FRETTS OF THE "WORLD GLOBE." 155 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,656 I GOT A CALL FROM THIS DUBCEK LADY 156 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:00,458 ABOUT AN ALIEN BABY? 157 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,460 FAMILY MEETING. FAMILY MEETING! 158 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,264 WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE. 159 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,265 NO, NO, NO. WE'RE FINE. 160 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,300 WE ALL SAW IT. 161 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:10,134 IT'S HUMAN. IT'S NOT A THREAT. 162 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,202 WELL, MAYBE IT ISN'T. 163 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,771 BUT VICKI REMEMBERS BEING IN THE SPACESHIP! 164 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,239 IF HE TALKS TO HER, WE'RE SCREWED! 165 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,373 THIS GUY'S NO IDIOT. 166 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,909 HE WORKS FOR THE "WORLD GLOBE!" 167 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,043 THESE GUYS DON'T QUIT 168 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,044 TILL THEY GET THEIR STORY. 169 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,713 DID YOU SEE THE PICTURES OF THAT MAN 170 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,416 WITH THE 50-POUND WART? 171 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,450 SHOTS LIKE THAT JUST DON'T FALL 172 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:26,785 INTO YOUR LAP! 173 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,586 UH, LOOK, COULD YOU JUST GIVE HER MY CARD? 174 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:29,587 TELL HER I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW. 175 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:32,624 OK. HAVE A NICE DAY. 176 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,259 ALL RIGHT. I'VE GOT A GREAT PLAN. 177 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,693 WAIT. I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN. 178 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:36,727 WE ALL HIDE SOMEWHERE 179 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:37,795 UNTIL THIS WHOLE THING BLOWS OVER. 180 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,864 DAMN IT! WHAT? 181 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:42,300 THAT IS A BRILLIANT PLAN. 182 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,005 [CAR CHASE, TIRES SCREECH] 183 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:51,208 [SHOUTS] YEAH! DR. DAVIES TOLD ME ABOUT THE MEETING, 184 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:53,778 BUT THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME! 185 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,179 HOLD ON. 186 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,648 CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN?! 187 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,150 [TURNS OFF TELEVISION] 188 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,752 DON'T YOU HAVE A PHONE AT HOME? 189 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,490 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 190 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:11,329 HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO BE LIVING HERE? 191 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,299 WELL, WHY? 192 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,601 YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT MOVING IN, ARE YA? 193 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:21,005 WHY IS THERE LAUNDRY HANGING IN THE HALLWAY? 194 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,442 BECAUSE YOU DON'T PUT RAYON IN THE DRYER. 195 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,379 Tommy: HEY! I'M NAKED HERE! 196 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:32,451 ALL RIGHT. I'M TAKING A PERSONAL DAY. 197 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,620 [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK] 198 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,388 HELLO! 199 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,623 HOW DID YOU FIND US? 200 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,959 I FOUND THIS NOTE ON YOUR DOOR. 201 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,326 "DEAR FRIENDS, MORMONS, 202 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:45,329 "AND JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES. 203 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,032 "WE ARE NOW LIVING IN HUFF HALL 204 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,700 "AT PENDLETON UNIVERSITY. 205 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:52,037 PLEASE DON'T TELL ANY REPORTERS WHERE WE ARE"? 206 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,638 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY INFO 207 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,974 ON THIS DUBCEK BABY? 208 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,142 ANYBODY SEEN IT? 209 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,677 All: NO. 210 00:07:58,679 --> 00:07:59,877 [ALL MUMBLING] 211 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,612 IS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH THE BABY? 212 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,681 NO, MARY! 213 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,183 IT'S THE... 214 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,384 FIRST BABY OF THE MILLENNIUM! 215 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,853 AND PEOPLE LIKE TO MAKE A FUSS. 216 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:11,256 THE MILLENNIUM'S MONTHS AWAY. 217 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,492 THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE, MARY. 218 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,028 LOOK, I JUST HAVE ONE OR TWO QUESTIONS-- 219 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,030 ME, TOO! WHO WANTS ICE CREAM, 220 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,432 AND WHO WANTS IT NOW?! 221 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:21,766 All: I DO! I DO! 222 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:26,771 OK. THIS GUY IS GOOD. 223 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,006 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 224 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,007 OK, I HAVE A PLAN. 225 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,008 NO, I HAVE A PLAN! 226 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,209 DAMN IT, SALLY, I HAVE A PLAN! 227 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,210 OK, OK, OK. 228 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,878 CALL IT IN THE AIR. 229 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,013 QUARTER. NICKEL. 230 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,416 QUARTER IT IS. DICK, YOU GO FIRST. 231 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,517 OK, LOOK. 232 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,252 HE'S GOT NO BABY, HE'S GOT NO STORY. 233 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,620 WE GO TO THE HOSPITAL, STEAL THE BABY, 234 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:43,855 AND DESTROY THE RECORDS. 235 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:44,889 SALLY, YOUR TURN? 236 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:49,160 THAT--THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. 237 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,161 IS THIS HIM? 238 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:53,331 UH, N-TOO BEEFY. 239 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,432 HOW 'BOUT THIS GUY? 240 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:55,433 UH, YEAH. 241 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,868 LITTLE LESS CHINESE, MAYBE. 242 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,070 HERE. 243 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,538 MAMA, WHAT ARE YA DOIN'? 244 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,373 HE'S TOO HOT IN THAT BLANKET. 245 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,474 HE IS NOT! 246 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,910 YOU SURE DO KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW 247 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,346 ABOUT RAISING BABIES, DON'T YOU? 248 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,814 THAT'S HIM! 249 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:10,748 WAIT-- 250 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,554 ANYONE REMEMBER WHERE THESE THINGS GO? 251 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,891 WELL, WE KNOW THE UGLY ONE GOES IN THE CORNER-- 252 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,893 DOES IT REALLY MATTER? I MEAN... 253 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,862 THEY CAN SORT IT OUT LATER WITH THE DNA. 254 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:24,863 Sally: I DON'T KNOW-- 255 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,230 HI, DON! 256 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,304 WE FOUND SOME BABIES! 257 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,178 DON, THOSE BABIES WERE COMPLETELY DISORGANIZED. 258 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,814 WHICH IS WHY WE WERE ALPHABETICIZING THEM. 259 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,148 YEAH. COME ON, DON. 260 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,483 LOOK ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYE 261 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,484 AND TELL ME THAT YOU WOULD NOT HAVE DONE 262 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,453 THE SAME THING! 263 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,956 WELL, I--I GUESS I CAN SEE-- 264 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,123 NO! 265 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,460 SALLY, I CAN ONLY GET YOU OUT OF SO MANY JAMS! 266 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:58,129 JUGGLING NEWBORNS IS AGAINST THE LAW! 267 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,634 ARE YOU SURE? 268 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,736 JUGGLING 269 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,204 NEWBORNS. 270 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,373 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, ARREST ME? 271 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,509 SALLY, I DID ARREST YOU. 272 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,010 WHY? 273 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,712 JUGGLING 274 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,214 NEWBORNS! 275 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,214 I... 276 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,850 GET OUTTA HERE! 277 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,853 IT'S MORLEY FREAKIN' SAFER! 278 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,021 SO WHA--WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 279 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,389 OH, MY CAR GOT TOWED. 280 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,058 I WAS PARKED IN AN AMBULANCE ZONE 281 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,059 WAITING FOR THAT DUBCEK LADY 282 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,059 TO CHECK OUT. 283 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,494 AH, WELL. GOOD LUCK. 284 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,329 SAY, YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO HIDE HER FROM ME, ARE YOU? 285 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,330 WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL YOU ANYTHING 286 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,465 ABOUT VICKI DUBCEK. 287 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,466 WHO'S VICKI DUBCEK? 288 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,467 VICKI WHO? WHAT? 289 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,469 WHO SAID THAT? 290 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,069 I DUNNO. WAIT! SHH! 291 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,838 I THINK IT'S COMING FROM OUTSIDE. 292 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,839 LET'S CHECK IT OUT! 293 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,908 COULD I-- All: SHH! 294 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,410 SHH! SHH! 295 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,148 All: RUN! 296 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,490 A MILITARY UNIT CAN ONLY SUCCEED 297 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,626 IF IT FOLLOWS A SINGLE LEADER. 298 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,527 IT HAS...UNTIL NOW 299 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,863 BEEN MY PRIVILEGE TO BE THAT LEADER. 300 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,733 BUT TODAY, SALLY, I PASS THAT BATON 301 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,868 TO YOU. 302 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,571 YOU MEAN THE BATON 303 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:16,207 I'VE HAD FOR 3 DAYS? 304 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,842 YES, THAT BATON. 305 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,845 OK, THEN. 306 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,247 I CANNOT BE BOTH SECURITY OFFICER 307 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,916 AND HIGH COMMANDER. 308 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,385 THEREFORE, THE JOB OF SECURITY OFFICER 309 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,853 FALLS TO YOU, DICK. 310 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,989 SECURITY OFFICER? THAT'S A GIRLY JOB! 311 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,157 THAT'S AN ORDER! 312 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,258 FINE. 313 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,027 ALL RIGHT! 314 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,529 I HAVE A NEW PLAN! 315 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,499 WE JUST STAY CALM... 316 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,502 AND WE DISASSOCIATE OURSELVES FROM VICKI. 317 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,503 GOT IT. STAY AWAY FROM VICKI. 318 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:46,537 NO VICKI. NO VICKI. 319 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,305 NO VICKI. NO VICKI. 320 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,607 NO-O-O VICKI. 321 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,608 NO VICKI. 322 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,009 AHEM. 323 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,913 HELLO, VICKI. 324 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,048 SECURITY. 325 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,319 SECURITY! 326 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,720 EH--OH! 327 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,858 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 328 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,227 WELL, SINCE MY MOTHER INSISTS ON TELLING ME 329 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,229 HOW TO RAISE MY OWN BABY, 330 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,465 I'VE JUST DECIDED TO MOVE IN WITH Y'ALL. 331 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,133 VICKI, THIS IS OUR HOME. 332 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:18,603 TRUE, WE RENT FROM YOUR SLATTERN MOTHER, 333 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,072 THE TOWN SIPHON, 334 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,674 BUT THAT DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU 335 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,176 TO IMPOSE YOURSELF ON... 336 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:30,414 [GIBBERISH] 337 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,316 WE'LL BE LEAVING NOW! 338 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,589 LOOK, VICKI, I-IF IT'S JUST-- 339 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,295 IT'S NOT A REALLY GOOD... 340 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,164 AH! THAT'S HOW THEY WORK! 341 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,934 YEAH, YOU KNOW, BREAST FEEDING 342 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,936 IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, NATURAL THING 343 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,539 A WOMAN CAN DO. 344 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,440 I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT, WOULD YOU? 345 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,877 YOU BEIN' CHILDLESS. 346 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,679 I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY. 347 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:05,049 I JUST CHOSE TO PUT MY CAREER FIRST, OK? 348 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,820 LOOK, VICKI, THIS IS JUST NOT A GOOD TIME 349 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,187 FOR US TO HAVE HOUSEGUESTS. 350 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,356 HONEY, I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE THAT LONG. 351 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:13,658 I'VE GOTTA HANG AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO TALK 352 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,193 TO THIS REPORTER ASSOCIATE OF MINE, 353 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:19,396 THEN I'LL PROBABLY DO THE TALK SHOW CIRCUIT... 354 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:22,333 JUST ME AND ERIC TRAVIS... 355 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,468 MY LITTLE E.T. 356 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,174 OK. AHEM! 357 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,376 A LITTLE ADJUST TO OUR PLANS. 358 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,843 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK WITH VICKI, 359 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:33,978 SO, DICK, 360 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,280 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OUT THE REPORTER. 361 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:40,451 OK. DINNER AND A MOVIE, BUT I WON'T KISS HIM. 362 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,553 I MEANT KILL HIM. 363 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,887 KILL HIM? WHA-- 364 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,856 I CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S WRONG! 365 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,025 DO IT! THAT'S AN ORDER! 366 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,961 OH, ALL RIGHT. 367 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,463 ORDERS ARE ORDERS. 368 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,432 YEAH, I'LL KILL HIM. 369 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,999 I'LL KILL HIM GOOD! 370 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,637 CAN'T I JUST GIVE HIM MY PATENTED GLARE? 371 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,338 IT'S REALLY SCARY. 372 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,541 KILL HIM. 373 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,744 YEAH. RIGHT. 374 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,352 THANK YOU FOR, UH, 375 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,753 COMING BY. 376 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,489 SO... 377 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,157 YOU'VE GOT THE INSIDE STORY 378 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,359 ON THIS DUBCEK BABY? 379 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,328 OH, WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME FOR THAT. 380 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,431 BUT FIRST... 381 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,768 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT JOIN ME IN A, UH... 382 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,104 A GLASS OF BRANDY. 383 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,471 NO, THANKS. I'M DRIVING. 384 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:37,508 OH, THIS IS SPECIAL DRIVING BRANDY. 385 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,377 JUST TRY A SIP. 386 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,791 YOU LOOK THIRSTY. 387 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,192 WHY DON'T YOU DRINK BOTH? 388 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,430 NO, THANKS! 389 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,099 SO...TELL ME 390 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,802 HOW YOU GOT STARTED IN JOURNALISM. 391 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,904 OH, I WAS WORKING AS A FREELANCE PHOTOGRAPHER 392 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,539 IN PHOENIX. 393 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,075 JUST SO HAPPENED A MOVIE WAS BEING SHOT. 394 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,177 IT WAS ONE OF THE BALDWIN BROTHERS. 395 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,045 IT WAS--WHAT'S THAT? 396 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,515 THIS IS A, UH... A POKER. 397 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,517 THERE'S A FIREPLACE IN THIS OFFICE, 398 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,353 AND THIS POKER IS PROOF. 399 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,956 YOUR STORY FASCINATES ME. 400 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,757 WHICH BALDWIN BROTHER WAS IT? 401 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,859 I DUNNO. IT WASN'T THE FAMOUS ONE, 402 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,494 THE ONE WHO MARRIED THE BLONDE. 403 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,996 NOT THE ONE WHO HIT THE PHOTOGRAPHER, 404 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,531 THANK GOD. 405 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,933 BUT I GOT A PICTURE OF HIM. 406 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,369 SOLD IT TO ONE OF THOSE SLICK MAGAZINES-- 407 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,038 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 408 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,574 OK, SCOOP! I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU. 409 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,775 YOU'VE GOTTA LEAVE TOWN. 410 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,277 WHAT?! 411 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,279 LOOK, THERE'S NO TIME FOR GAMES. 412 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,882 HERE IS...$32 413 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,818 AND A CHICKEN DELICIOUS COUPON. 414 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,722 DON'T LOOK BACK. 415 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,596 WELL, I DID IT. 416 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,666 I HAVE A MAN'S HEAD IN THIS BOX... 417 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,204 WHICH I WILL NOW GO FEED TO THE FISHES. 418 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,373 GOOD WORK. 419 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,375 LET'S... HAVE A LOOK AT IT. 420 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,579 VERY WELL. 421 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,348 BUT I MUST WARN YOU... 422 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,250 IT'S NOT PRETTY. 423 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,185 OOH! EEH! 424 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,688 OH, I GAVE IT TO HIM. 425 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,322 I GAVE IT TO HIM GOOD, I DID. 426 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,991 I'M PROUD OF YOU, DICK. 427 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,826 I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YA. 428 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,394 YEAH, WELL... 429 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,630 KILLERS KILL. 430 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,066 OK, WHERE'S THE DUBCEK KID? 431 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,570 OH, MY GOD! 432 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,172 THEN WHOSE HEAD IS IN THAT BOX?! 433 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,775 THIS IS A WIG ON A CAKE. 434 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,744 WELL, IT WAS GOING TO BE A SURPRISE, 435 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,946 BUT...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SALLY! 436 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,915 I'LL GET SOME PLATES AND A COMB! 437 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,020 DON'T LET HIM LEAVE. 438 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,892 YOU DISOBEYED ORDERS, MISTER! 439 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,193 I COULDN'T DO IT! 440 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,328 FINE. I'LL KILL HIM MYSELF. 441 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,397 YOU CAN'T KILL HIM. YOU'RE THE HIGH COMMANDER. 442 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,398 SO? 443 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,933 HIGH COMMANDERS ARE FORBIDDEN TO KILL. 444 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,569 THEY'RE CONSIDERED UPPER MANAGEMENT. 445 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:22,240 FINE. I HEREBY MAKE MYSELF SECURITY OFFICER. 446 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,608 SO YOU'RE SECURITY OFFICER... 447 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,976 AND HIGH COMMANDER? 448 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,243 OK. YOU'RE HIGH COMMANDER. 449 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,278 I'M GONNA GO KILL THAT GUY. 450 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,412 GOT IT. OH, AND BY THE WAY, 451 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,047 MY FIRST ORDER AS HIGH COMMANDER IS 452 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,450 THAT YOU SHALL NOT KILL THAT REPORTER. 453 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,617 NO. THEN I MAKE MYSELF HIGH COMMANDER AGAIN-- 454 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:37,021 UH, UH, UH. CAN'T DO THAT, LIEUTENANT. 455 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,858 OHHHHH! 456 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,194 YOU HAD THIS PLANNED ALL ALONG! 457 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,630 THAT'S WHY I'M HIGH COMMANDER. 458 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,834 AND, NO, I DIDN'T! IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED! 459 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:51,835 GUYS! VICKI'S HERE. 460 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,504 SHE'S TALKING TO THE REPORTER! 461 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,009 THIS IS IT? 462 00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,111 THIS IS THE ALIEN BABY? 463 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,513 YEAH. 464 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,315 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HIM ANY LITTLE POINTY EARS? 465 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:08,286 PAINT HIM GREEN, SLAP A TAIL ON HIM? 466 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,420 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING-- 467 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,689 DO YOU EVEN READ OUR NEWSPAPER? 468 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,357 I--I MOST CERTAINLY DO! 469 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,393 AND MY STORY IS-- 470 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,094 OH, I KNOW YOUR STORY. 471 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,729 YOU MET A GUY. 472 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,464 YOU WERE BEAMED UP. YOU GOT PROBED. 473 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,466 OH--AND DON'T TELL ME. 474 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,568 THERE WAS ALCOHOL INVOLVED. 475 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:25,969 ALL RIGHT. 476 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:29,207 WHO TOLD HIM MY STORY? 477 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,274 TCH! EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD'S 478 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,942 TOLD ME THAT STORY. 479 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,645 LISTEN. YOUR BABY'S NOT SPECIAL. 480 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,448 OH. I SEE. 481 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,650 I THINK THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE... 482 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,019 SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE WHEN HE BECOMES YOUR... 483 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,921 SUPREME OVERLORD. 484 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,657 OH, YES. 485 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,527 I'M SORRY. I JUST DIDN'T THINK 486 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,962 IT WAS A VERY GOOD STORY. 487 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:51,963 YOU'RE RIGHT. 488 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,030 WE TRIED TELLIN' HER. 489 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:56,334 I, FOR ONE, AM SHOCKED--SHOCKED-- 490 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,337 THAT A PAPER OF SUCH HIGH JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS, 491 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,773 A PAPER THAT HAD THE COJONES... 492 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,108 TO TELL THE WORLD 493 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,544 ABOUT COCOA, THE RHYMING BISON... 494 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,145 CAN'T SEE A GREAT STORY 495 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,913 WHEN IT'S RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSES! 496 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:10,948 All: DICK! 497 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,884 ON THE OTHER HAND, PERHAPS YOU KNOW BEST. 498 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,787 DID COCOA GET THAT SCHOLARSHIP? 499 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,092 OH, VICKI, 500 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:22,893 I WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LEAVE. 501 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,929 OH, HARRY... 502 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,397 I CANNOT STAY IN THIS PLACE. 503 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,066 I MUST LEAVE HERE. 504 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,936 YOU SEE, MY STAR CHILD AND I ARE DRAWN TO A PLACE 505 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,372 OF COMFORT AND SPIRITUAL BALANCE... 506 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,574 A PLACE WHERE WE CAN LIVE OUT OUR... 507 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,844 CELESTIAL DESTINY. 508 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,213 AND WHERE'S THAT, VICKI? 509 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,681 ORLANDO. 510 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,625 I WILL MISS YOU. 511 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,828 HARRY, I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO. 512 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,396 BUT I'LL BE BACK. 513 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,567 I PROMISE. 514 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,136 VICKI? 515 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,673 YES, HARRY? 516 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,477 YOU FORGOT YOUR BABY. 517 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,513 OH, BOY. HA HA HA! SURE DID. HA HA HA! 518 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,882 SORRY 'BOUT THAT. OK. 519 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,586 IT'S AMAZING. 520 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,920 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, 521 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,656 WE'VE ACTUALLY PLAYED A PART 522 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,657 IN BRINGING A NEW LIFE 523 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,058 ONTO THIS PLANET. 524 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,394 THIS KID IS GONNA HAVE SO MUCH THAT WE NEVER HAD. 525 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,830 HE'LL ACTUALLY GROW UP HERE. 526 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,932 HE WON'T MAKE ALL THE MISTAKES WE MADE. 527 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,400 WE DIDN'T MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES. 528 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,068 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 529 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,069 DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME THAT WE THOUGHT 530 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,838 THE PHONE WAS A FIRE ALARM 531 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,939 AND ANY TIME SOMEONE CALLED, 532 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,242 WE'D RUN OUTSIDE IN OUR UNDERPANTS? 533 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,443 OR WHAT ABOUT THE TIME 534 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,345 WE TRIED TO BUST OPEN THE TELEVISION SET 535 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:49,780 BECAUSE WE WANTED TO MEET THE JEFFERSONS? 536 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,749 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 537 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,116 BUT DICK STOPPED US 538 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,287 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT THE FLINTSTONES TO ESCAPE! 539 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,889 OUR MODERN WORLD WOULD HAVE TERRIFIED THEM. 540 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,359 THEY HAD CARS. THEY WERE VERY EVOLVED. 541 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,194 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]