1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,372 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 2 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:10,075 AHHH, ISN'T THIS GREAT? LOOK AT US. 3 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:11,876 AN EARTH FAMILY SITTING AROUND TOGETHER 4 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,311 ON A BEAUTIFUL AUTUMN EVENING, 5 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:14,847 PLAYING A NICE, FRIENDLY GAME. 6 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:18,283 YEAH, A GAME CALLED "SEX OR CONSEQUENCES." 7 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,652 "THE NAUGHTY, BAWDY ADULT PARTY GAME 8 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,755 WHERE EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE ON TOP!" 9 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:24,957 WHOOPEE. 10 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:26,758 OH, COME ON, SALLY. YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING. 11 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,795 LOOK HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM "THE EROGENOUS ZONE." 12 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:32,030 FINE. 13 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,400 OK. "LOVER OR LOSER." 14 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,668 THAT SHOULD BE FUN. 15 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,503 "WITH WHAT CELEBRITY WOULD YOU BE TEMPTED 16 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:39,705 TO CHEAT ON YOUR MATE?" 17 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,806 JON VOIGHT! 18 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,474 MAN, LET HER ANSWER. 19 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,410 SAY "JON VOIGHT." 20 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:47,345 I DON'T HAVE A MATE TO CHEAT ON, OK? 21 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:48,346 UH-UH. THAT SENDS YOU RIGHT BACK 22 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,649 TO "CHASTITY CORNER." 23 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,618 I'M DONE. 24 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,685 TOMMY, WILL YOU PLEASE MOVE 25 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,954 HER LITTLE METAL BUTTOCKS BACK 5 SPACES? 26 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,756 UH, EXCUSE ME. SALLY IS THE TONGUE. 27 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,992 I AM THE BUTTOCKS. 28 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:01,460 YOU THINK SHE'S OK? 29 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,661 SALLY? SURE. 30 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:03,862 SHE JUST GETS THIS WAY SOMETIMES 31 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,631 SINCE HER PAINFUL BREAKUP WITH DON. 32 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:06,932 HA! WHICH ONE? 33 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,500 WELL, I HEAR THAT. 34 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,734 TOMMY, YOUR SPIN. 35 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:11,937 1, 2, 3... 36 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:14,306 "SWAP PARTNERS AND SMOOCH"? 37 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,541 OOH. SEXY! 38 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,543 HEY! NO, NO, NO! 39 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:21,079 DICK, WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY THIS WITH DR. ALBRIGHT? 40 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,581 OK? OH, FINE. 41 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,516 BUT THAT'S THE LAST TIME I BRING HOME 42 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,883 A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOARD GAME 43 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,285 FOR THIS FAMILY! 44 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,822 I HATE THAT GAME. 45 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,257 YOU WANT TO PLAY STRIP PARCHEESI? 46 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,725 YOU'RE ON! 47 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,998 OH, GOOD MORNING, DICK. 48 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,132 STRUDWICK. 49 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,234 [SLURPS] 50 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:21,840 MUST YOU SLURP? 51 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,309 SORRY. IT'S A RICH, DELICIOUS CAPPUCCINO. 52 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,476 I JUST MADE IT. 53 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,145 SO YOU HAVE A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE. 54 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,479 IT'S A GIFT FROM THE CHANCELLOR 55 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,848 JUST TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE SUCCESS OF MY BOOK. 56 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,785 YES. YOUR LITTLE PAMPHLET ON PHYSICS. 57 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:36,321 IT'S GOING INTO ITS THIRD PRINTING. 58 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,059 YEP. IT'S QUITE A MACHINE. 59 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,227 IT'S GOT AN AUTO-FROTHER. 60 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,962 OH, WELL, I PREFER TO FROTH MANUALLY. 61 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,700 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE YOU A LITTLE CAPPY, DICK? 62 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,502 OH, NO, THANK YOU, STRUDWICK. 63 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,338 I FIND THAT EXCESSIVE CAFFEINE 64 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,173 TENDS TO MAKE ONE LOOK PUFFY. 65 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,041 LIKE A JERK. 66 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:04,883 OK. 67 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,285 WE GOT ONE PASTRAMI LASORDA... 68 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,787 MM-MMM. 69 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,623 AND ONE MOZZARELLA FITZGERALD. 70 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,024 I DON'T GET THE NAMES OF THESE SANDWICHES. 71 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,494 TOMMY, HERE'S YOUR HAMMY CONNICK JR. 72 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,096 WELL, THAT ONE'S OBVIOUS. 73 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,631 LOOK, IT'S PILED HIGH WITH HAM AND CONNICK. 74 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:21,966 YEAH. 75 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,836 [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE SHUTS OFF] 76 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,286 DON! NICE MOTORCYCLE, MAN! 77 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:43,621 SHINY! 78 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,922 SALLY. 79 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,257 BEEN A WHILE. 80 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,426 THAT IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE MACHINE 81 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:49,961 I'VE EVER SEEN. 82 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,129 YOU'RE LOOKING AT RUTHERFORD P.D.'s 83 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,031 ONE AND ONLY HOG. 84 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,065 I'VE BEEN WAITING 5 YEARS TO GET MY-- 85 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,566 GET BACK ON IT. 86 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,567 EXCUSE ME? 87 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,338 GET BACK ON IT. 88 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,908 OH, YEAH. 89 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,177 CAN I BUY YOU A WRAP? 90 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:06,445 OK. 91 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,479 UHH... 92 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,348 UHH... 93 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:15,587 UNBELIEVABLE. 94 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,822 EVERY HOT MAMA IN THIS PLACE 95 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:18,890 WAS CHECKING HIM OUT. 96 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:19,891 WHAT'S THE DEAL? 97 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,125 MUST BE THE MACHINE. 98 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,227 HOT MAMAS LOVE THE MACHINE. 99 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:24,228 WHY? 100 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,897 WHY DO THE HOT MAMAS CARE? 101 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,632 I DON'T KNOW. 102 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:28,767 BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, 103 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,468 ME LITTLE BUDDY, 104 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,203 I'M GONNA FIND OUT. 105 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:36,841 HEY! 106 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:42,480 [SLURRING] 4, 5, 6. 107 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,482 STRAIGHT TO MARTINI ISLAND! 108 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,517 ALL RIGHT! 109 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:47,819 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHAKE IT? 110 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:48,854 OH, PLEASE. 111 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:49,921 MMMMM... 112 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,057 MMM! 113 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,292 HA HA. 114 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,395 THIS BEATS THE SCRAP OUT OF CRABBLE. 115 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,599 AHH, "NAUGHTY OR NICE." 116 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:06,271 "WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE IN BED?" 117 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,639 WELL... 118 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,140 THERE WAS THE TIME I STAGED 119 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,343 A READING OF "OTHELLO," 120 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:12,944 AND THE ROLE OF DESDEMONA 121 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:16,781 WAS PLAYED BY A DOWN COMFORTER. 122 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,620 I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY SPACES FOR THAT. 123 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,090 "TRUTH OR DARE." 124 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:27,325 "WHO WAS YOUR LAST FLING?" 125 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,195 OH... 126 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,664 THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE... 127 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,701 [BOTH LAUGH] 128 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,003 VINCENT STRUDWICK. 129 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,670 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 130 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:44,476 STRUDWICK! 131 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:45,710 NO! 132 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:46,711 YES! 133 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,713 I'M BACK ON MARTINI ISLAND! 134 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,215 YOU CAN SET ME UP. 135 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:52,850 YOU CAN KISS MY TINY PEWTER ASS! 136 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,626 OH, I CAN'T GET HIS FACE OUT OF MY MIND! 137 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,594 STRUDWICK'S? 138 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,997 NO, NINA. LITTLE DAVEY TENNANT, 139 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,533 THE BOY DOWN THE BLOCK. 140 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,435 YOU SEE, EVER SINCE HE WAS 3 YEARS OLD, 141 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:12,871 DAVEY'S WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING 142 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:16,074 TO SEE A REAL PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME. 143 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,475 HE WISHED THE BIGGEST WISH 144 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,443 HIS LITTLE HEART COULD MUSTER. 145 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:21,513 BUT HIS DAD WAS LAID OFF 146 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:22,614 AND COULDN'T AFFORD THE TICKETS. 147 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,550 WELL... ONE DAY LAST WEEK, 148 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,284 LITTLE DAVEY WAS OUTSIDE 149 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,353 PLAYING BALL LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES, 150 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:31,389 AND WHO SHOULD WALK UP THE BLOCK, 151 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,991 TALL AS A BUILDING, 152 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,627 BUT HOME RUN KING MARK McGWIRE. 153 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,929 TO SEE LITTLE DAVEY'S EYES LIGHT UP 154 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:40,765 AS McGWIRE HANDED HIM 4 SEATS ON THE FIRST BASE LINE, 155 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,968 WELL, IT'S SOMETHING THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET. 156 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,238 YES, STRUDWICK'S FACE! 157 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,107 STOP ASKING SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS! 158 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,380 LOOK, YOU KNEW ABOUT HER PAST. 159 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:59,751 YEAH, BUT UNTIL LAST NIGHT, HER PAST WAS--WAS FACELESS! 160 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,753 NOW IT'S GOT A FACE. 161 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:05,923 THE FUZZY, SMIRKING FACE OF VINCENT W. STRUDWICK. 162 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:10,428 I AM SO HUNG OVER. 163 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,763 OHH. 164 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,932 WELL, MARY, THAT'S JUST NATURE'S WAY OF TELLING YOU 165 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,066 WHAT A TRAMP YOU ARE. 166 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,237 WHAT? 167 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:21,005 MARY, DID YOU FILL OUT YOUR FORM 8-As 168 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,274 FOR YOUR GRADUATE-LEVEL COURSES? 169 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,275 I DIDN'T THINK WE NEEDED THOSE 170 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,509 UNTIL NEXT SEMESTER. 171 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:25,610 Strudwick: THE BURSAR'S OFFICE SAYS 172 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,878 WE NEED THEM BEFORE MIDTERMS. 173 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,879 OH, I'D BETTER GET ON THAT. 174 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:28,947 DO YOU HAVE ANY BLANK ONES? 175 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:29,948 FRESH OUT, BUT THEY'VE GOT THEM 176 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,949 AT THE ADMINISTRATION BUILDING. 177 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,016 OH, I'LL CALL HELEN. 178 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:34,052 OH, WHY DON'T YOU TWO JUST GET A ROOM?! 179 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,722 I'LL BRING SOME BY LATER. 180 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,993 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 181 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,195 OH, MY PROBLEM? 182 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:44,362 SO IT'S MY PROBLEM 183 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,231 THAT YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH STRUDWICK. 184 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,700 NINA, HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM?! 185 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,934 YOU TOLD HIM. 186 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,103 OH, I TOLD-- 187 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,707 OH, I TOLD HIM. 188 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,008 OH, DICK, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND. 189 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,910 VINCENT AND DOTTIE WERE SEPARATED. 190 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,478 IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO. 191 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,879 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU THEN. 192 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,014 IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY! 193 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,116 OH, ANCIENT HISTORY? 194 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,718 ANCIENT HISTORY IS DEAD PEOPLE-- 195 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,688 PYRAMIDS, GLADIATORS SMITING LIONS, 196 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,055 A BOTTLE OF MILK FOR A NICKEL. 197 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:14,092 THIS IS NOT ANCIENT HISTORY! 198 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,160 OH, MY GOD. 199 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,262 I CAN STILL SMELL HIM ON YOU! 200 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,234 HEY, I READ THIS CRAZY STATISTIC 201 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,036 IN THE PAPER THIS MORNING. 202 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,939 DID YOU KNOW THAT 70% OF PEOPLE OUR AGE 203 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,340 ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE? 204 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:33,879 AND 40% HAVE INHALED SOLVENTS. 205 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:37,415 REALLY. SO, UH... 206 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,383 WHICH CROWD DO YOU WANT TO HANG WITH? 207 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,820 ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT WE HAVE SEX? 208 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,089 WELL, YOU-- OR INHALE SOLVENTS. 209 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,391 YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY UP TO YOU. 210 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,093 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GENTLEMAN. 211 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,394 WELL, THE GUYS AT THE DEALERSHIP 212 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:51,663 WOULDN'T SELL ME A HARLEY. 213 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,397 THEY SAID I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY. 214 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,566 BUMMER. DID THEY HAVE SOMETHING CHEAPER? 215 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,800 WELL, THEY HAD A YAMAHA, 216 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,468 BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THAT, EITHER. 217 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,470 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE? 218 00:08:58,472 --> 00:09:00,839 I HAVE NO MONEY. 219 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,607 YOU DIDN'T PLAN THIS OUT VERY WELL, DID YOU? 220 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,943 NO, SIR, I DID NOT. 221 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,014 HELLO. SOMETHING WRONG? 222 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,248 YES, SOMETHING'S WRONG, 223 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,152 THANKS TO THAT MINCING CRETIN VINCENT STRUDWICK! 224 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,554 HEY, THAT'S MY DAD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 225 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,724 OH, I AM SO SORRY, HONEY. 226 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,359 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 227 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,528 WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE SO I CAN TRASH YOUR FATHER? 228 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,662 BUT WE-- 229 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,764 GET OUT! 230 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,967 DICK! TOMMY... 231 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,836 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK THIS TO YOU. 232 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,138 OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS IT? 233 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,674 TRY TO STAY CALM. 234 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:37,609 HERE IT COMES. 235 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,612 7 YEARS AGO, MY BELOVED MARY 236 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:44,049 HAD A TORRID AFFAIR WITH VINCENT STRUDWICK. 237 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,583 OH, GOD. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 238 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,851 SOMETHING I CARED ABOUT. 239 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,387 HEY, DICK. 240 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,756 HARRY? 241 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,757 THERE'S NO GOOD WAY 242 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,392 TO HEAR SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 243 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,427 YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN. 244 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,594 ALBRIGHT DORKED STRUDWICK. 245 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,333 I ALMOST SAT DOWN FOR THAT? 246 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,773 THE UNIVERSE IS OUT OF BALANCE. 247 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,174 NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE. 248 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,877 STRUDWICK GETS EVERYTHING I DESERVE. 249 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,346 IF IT'S NOT A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE, 250 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:15,547 IT'S A BOOK DEAL. 251 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:17,148 IF IT'S NOT A BOOK DEAL, IT'S MARY. 252 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,683 IF IT'S NOT MARY, IT'S... 253 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,618 A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE. 254 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,887 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD EVEN THE SCORE. 255 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,857 YES. YES! 256 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,893 I COULD SLEEP WITH STRUDWICK'S WIFE! 257 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:29,928 WELL, I WAS THINKING 258 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,263 YOU COULD GET A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE. 259 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,265 WAIT. DICK, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING 260 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,934 WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S MOTHER? 261 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,302 UH-HUH. 262 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,338 DON'T YOU SEE? ALISSA LOOKS UP TO HER MOM. 263 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,806 IF YOU DO THAT, 264 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,908 IT'LL UNDERMINE ALL OF HER MORALITY, 265 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,810 ALL OF THE VALUES THAT SHE SPENT YEARS 266 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,712 TRYING TO INSTILL IN ALISSA. 267 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,915 THAT IS SO PERFECT! 268 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:56,520 PAVE THE WAY FOR THE LITTLE GUY, CALIGULA! 269 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:57,655 HEY, HEY! 270 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,656 WHAT? 271 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,958 WE COULD TAKE THEM OUT TOGETHER! 272 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,092 WHAT COULD BE COOLER 273 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,094 THAN DOUBLE-DATING WITH YOUR DAD?! 274 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,229 YES! 275 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,964 YEAH! 276 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,439 HOW FAST WILL THIS BABY GO? 277 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,706 YOU WANT TO GO FASTER, BABY? 278 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,309 OH, YEAH! LET'S GO FASTER, BABY! 279 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,144 YOU GOT IT, BABY! 280 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,345 AAAH! 281 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,782 REDLINE IT, BABY! REDLINE THIS HOG! 282 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,617 THIS IS A HOSPITAL ZONE, BABY. 283 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,986 DO IT, BABY! DO IT! 284 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,521 POP A WHEELIE! 285 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,158 YEAH! AAAAH! 286 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,061 Sally: THAT'S IT, BABY. TASTE THE ASPHALT! 287 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,097 [DOORBELL RINGS] 288 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:42,901 HELLO, ALISSA. 289 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,669 TOMMY FORGOT HIS AIR FRESHENER. 290 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,736 WHAT? 291 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,338 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FORGET HIS BOOK BAG, 292 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,308 BUT HE FORGOT TO FORGET IT. 293 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,377 OH, THANK YOU, DICK. 294 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,444 OK. BYE. 295 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,979 OH, UH... AS LONG AS I'M HERE, 296 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,413 IS YOUR FATHER AT HOME? 297 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,414 NO. 298 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,716 IS YOUR MOTHER AT HOME? 299 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,351 YEAH, BUT SHE'S IN THE SHOWER. 300 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,986 OH. IN THE SHOWER. 301 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,022 THEN MY WORK IS HALF DONE. 302 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,706 AAH! OHHH! 303 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,974 HI, DOTTIE. 304 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,542 D-DR. SOLOMON? 305 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:26,644 OH, CALL ME DICK. 306 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,512 PLEASE, SIT DOWN. 307 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,548 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 308 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,616 LET ME EXPLAIN. 309 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,451 YOU SEE, 7 YEARS AGO, 310 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,352 YOUR HUSBAND SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND 311 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,354 MARY ALBRIGHT? 312 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,689 VINCENT? SLEPT WITH MARY? 313 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,991 YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S AN OUTRAGE. 314 00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,227 BUT LET'S ADDRESS THE SITUATION 315 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,728 LIKE RATIONAL ADULTS. 316 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,963 FOR THE SAKE OF BOTH OUR RELATIONSHIPS, 317 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,566 YOU AND I NEED TO SLEEP TOGETHER. AGREED? 318 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,634 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 319 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,468 WELL, I KNOW, BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 320 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,304 FORTUNATELY, WE'RE BOTH VERY ATTRACTIVE, 321 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,574 SO IT NEEDN'T BE AN UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE. 322 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,477 OH, I AM GOING TO GET HIM! 323 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,478 NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 324 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,479 WHAT SAY WE CLIMB BACK 325 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,215 INTO THAT SHOWER AND GET IT ON, HUH? 326 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,416 HEY, MOM? 327 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,650 OH, MY GOD! 328 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,851 UH, ALISSA, PLEASE. 329 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,621 YOUR MOTHER AND I NEED TO MAKE LOVE. 330 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,391 SO, UH... 331 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,863 SHALL WE LEAVE THESE ADULTS ALONE 332 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,732 AND ADJOURN TO THE JACUZZI? 333 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,668 OHHH! OHHHH! 334 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,969 OHH. 335 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,740 WHAT JUST WENT WRONG HERE? 336 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:32,309 I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW. 337 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,120 DOING OK IN THERE, DONNY? 338 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,522 MMMM. 339 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,491 BOY, HE DON'T LOOK SO GOOD, DO HE? 340 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,526 DOWN AT THE PRECINCT, 341 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,529 THEY'RE CALLING HIM THE HUMAN SCAB. 342 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,398 OK, HOW'S MY PATIENT DOING? 343 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,768 WHAT? YOU MEAN THE SKINLESS WONDER? 344 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,438 I'M REFERRING TO DON. 345 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,273 OR AS WE'RE CALLING HIM HERE... 346 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,743 DON TARTARE. 347 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,512 OL' GRAVELBACK! 348 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,949 HOW ABOUT THE AMAZING COLOSSAL SCAB? 349 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,151 I ALREADY HAD THE HUMAN SCAB. 350 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,752 YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD, TOO. 351 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,487 MINE'S JUST A BIT MORE...CLEVER. 352 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,290 Sally: OH, DON! 353 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,459 DON! LOOK AT YOU! 354 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,228 [GROANS] 355 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,563 THAT IS DON, RIGHT? 356 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,564 YEAH. 357 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,399 OH, DON! 358 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,801 HOW IS IT HE LOOKS LIKE THAT, 359 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,902 AND YOU LOOK LIKE THAT? 360 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:35,707 WELL, YOU SEE, WE WERE GOING INTO THE SKID, 361 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,408 AND, UH, I... 362 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:41,412 I JUST USED DONNY'S BODY AS A SLED. 363 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,547 [GROANS] 364 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,848 OH, GOD. HE WAS SO HEROIC. 365 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,350 NOW LOOK AT YOU. 366 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:51,589 ALL PRONE, HELPLESS... 367 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,690 TIED UP. 368 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,560 SEE, IT NEVER FAILS. 369 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,929 BABES LOVE GUYS ON MACHINES. 370 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:58,929 WELL, THAT'S GOOD FOR DON, 371 00:14:58,931 --> 00:14:59,998 'CAUSE HE'S GONNA BE HOOKED UP 372 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,133 TO THAT MECHANICAL BLADDER FOR QUITE A WHILE. 373 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,602 I THINK IT'S SEXY. 374 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,276 HAVE YOU GOTTEN DOTTIE STRUDWICK 375 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,277 ON THE PHONE? 376 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,412 SHE KEEPS HANGING UP. 377 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,081 PLEASE CLEAN UP YOUR PHONE MANNERS, NINA. 378 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,349 I'M TRYING TO SLEEP WITH THIS WOMAN. 379 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,318 YOU'RE HAVING ME CALL 380 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,154 SO YOU CAN SLEEP WITH HER? 381 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,588 OH, NINA. 382 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,223 YOU'RE RIGHT--THAT IS SO IMPERSONAL. 383 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,825 I'LL BRING HER FLOWERS AND CANDY. 384 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,826 NO, NO! 385 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,827 JUST FLOWERS. 386 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,462 I DON'T WANT HER FAT. 387 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,731 WHAT'S THE RUSH? 388 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,099 OH, I'M OFF TO THE FLORIST, 389 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,467 THEN SEX WITH DOTTIE STRUDWICK, 390 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,068 THEN, HEY, WHAT SAY I SWING BY 391 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,503 AND PICK YOU UP FOR A CELEBRATORY DINNER 392 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:40,538 AT MARIO'S, HUH? 393 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,973 LOVELY. 394 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,175 I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL HE THINKS 395 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,943 HE'S GONNA GET A RESERVATION AT MARIO'S-- 396 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,648 NINA, WHAT DID HE JUST SAY? 397 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,150 HE'S GOING TO THE FLORIST. 398 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,284 NO, NO, NO, NO. AFTER THAT, 399 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,718 BUT BEFORE MARIO'S? 400 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,521 STRUDWICK'S. 401 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,088 OH, MY GOD! 402 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,661 DOTTIE. 403 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,130 DOTTIE? 404 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,464 ARE YOU HOME? 405 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,033 THE DOOR WAS OPEN! 406 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,301 Dick: DOTTIE? 407 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,302 ARE YOU HOME? 408 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,570 THE DOOR WAS OPEN! 409 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,007 MARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 410 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,041 I CAME HERE TO STOP YOU 411 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,177 FROM DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL. 412 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,911 MARY, PLEASE. IT'S PERFECTLY RATIONAL. 413 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,946 I'M EVENING THE SCORE WITH STRUDWICK. 414 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,349 IT DOESN'T EVEN INVOLVE YOU. 415 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,916 WHAT?! 416 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,785 OH, GOD. NOW I'VE GOT TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO DOTTIE. 417 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,787 OH, NO, DON'T. I WANT TO KEEP HER MAD. 418 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,789 ANGER BREEDS REVENGE. 419 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,358 Strudwick: DOTTIE? DOTTIE? 420 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,993 HONEY, THE FRONT DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN-- 421 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,995 DICK. MARY. 422 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:38,997 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 423 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,465 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, STRUDWICK? 424 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,200 THIS IS MY MASTER SUITE. 425 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,200 WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE? 426 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,201 I'M TRYING TO STOP MARY 427 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,769 FROM TALKING TO YOUR WIFE! 428 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:46,770 ABOUT WHAT? 429 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,005 OH, LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW. 430 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,573 OH, MY GOD. 431 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,342 NO, NO. SHE'S GOT TO UNDERSTAND 432 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,078 THAT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US WAS A MISTAKE. 433 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,046 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A TRIAL SEPARATION. 434 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,348 MARY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 435 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,216 WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE? 436 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,217 HI, PUMPKIN. 437 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,218 PUMPKIN?! 438 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,453 WHO ARE YOU CALLING PUMPKIN? 439 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,957 SHOULD I TURN OFF THE JETS, DOTTIE? 440 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,659 DOTTIE, WHAT IS OUR POOL GUY DOING HERE? 441 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,394 OH, MY GOD! 442 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,629 YOU HAVE A POOL?! 443 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,468 IT'S ALL OUT IN THE OPEN, VINCENT. 444 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,604 YOU AND YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET. 445 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,605 WE WERE SEPARATED. 446 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,339 IT WAS A TRIAL SEPARATION! 447 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,975 I DID NOT KNOW THAT AT THE TIME. 448 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:25,976 OH! 449 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,112 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DOTTIE... 450 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,282 I'LL GET DRESSED. 451 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:35,953 WHAT A RIPOFF. 452 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,954 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 453 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:37,955 OH, ME? 454 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,457 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD THE FLING 455 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,758 WITH A MARRIED STRUDWICK 456 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,927 AND THEN GOT DRUNK AND BLABBED ALL ABOUT IT. 457 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,197 OK... 458 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,398 DICK, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND. 459 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,667 I HAD A LIFE BEFORE I MET YOU. 460 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,070 BUT I DIDN'T. 461 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,173 I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE ON EARTH STARTED 462 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,375 WHEN I MET YOU. 463 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,577 YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT'S BEEN MINE AND MINE ALONE. 464 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,180 IN THE "MARY" COLUMN, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN DICK, ONE, 465 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,216 STRUDWICK, ZERO. 466 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,817 AND NOW IT'S A TIE. 467 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,723 WELL, IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 468 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,191 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLATE A HELL OF A LOT MORE TIMES 469 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,260 THAN HE HAS. 470 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,729 OH, MARY. 471 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,730 OH, DICK. 472 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,868 NOW LET'S GO TO MARIO'S. 473 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,072 DICK? 474 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,073 I'LL MEET YOU THERE. 475 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,241 I'M GONNA GO PEE IN HIS POOL. 476 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,609 DICK! 477 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,573 DON. OHHH! 478 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,074 SALLY. 479 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,242 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 480 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,944 I HAD TO COME. 481 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,413 WE'VE BEEN APART TOO LONG. 482 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,148 I MUST BE WITH YOU. 483 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,617 I DON'T HAVE ANY SKIN. 484 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,453 OW! 485 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,888 I CAN'T RESIST YOU ANY LONGER. 486 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,889 OHHH! 487 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,524 SHH! 488 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,860 I'LL BE GENTLE. 489 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,096 AAAAH! OOOH! 490 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,666 OHHH! OH. AH. 491 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,440 SO, TOMMY, HOW DID ALISSA TAKE ALL THIS? 492 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,744 WELL, SHE KICKED ME VERY HARD 493 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,613 IN THE, UH, SWIMSUIT AREA. 494 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,814 OOOH. OOOH. 495 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,016 BUT THAT COUNTS AS SECOND BASE ACTION, RIGHT? 496 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,318 WELL, IN MY BOOK IT DOES. 497 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,819 YOU KNOW, THESE TERRY-GO-ROUNDS 498 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:49,886 ARE REALLY COMFORTABLE. 499 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:50,955 YEAH, THEY REALLY ARE. 500 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,624 IT'S THE TOWEL THAT WEARS LIKE A PANTS. 501 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,925 HMMM. HMMM. 502 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,994 HEY, DICK, YOU FEELING ANY BETTER? 503 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,129 OHH, A LITTLE. 504 00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:00,063 BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S STILL AN EMPTY SPACE 505 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,532 ON MY SCORECARD. 506 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,733 EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME... 507 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,235 EVERYONE BUT ME... 508 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,937 HAS GOTTEN SOME FORBIDDEN NOOKIE. 509 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,939 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 510 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:08,940 HON, I THINK IT'S TIME 511 00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:09,974 TO LET IT GO. 512 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,242 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 513 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,377 THE PAST IS PAST. 514 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,745 TIME ONLY MOVES IN ONE DIRECTION 515 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,747 ON THIS PLANET. 516 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,382 I JUST HAVE TO MOVE ON. 517 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,321 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 518 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,657 I CAN'T LET IT GO! 519 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,596 [DOORBELL RINGS] 520 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,235 HELLO. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, 521 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,703 BUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S EX-LOVER'S WIFE 522 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,004 SLEPT WITH YOUR HUSBAND. 523 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,740 EXCUSE ME? 524 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,074 OK, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 525 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,242 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS 526 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,511 THAT THE UNIVERSE IS OUT OF BALANCE, 527 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,612 AND THE ONLY WAY FOR US 528 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,247 TO BRING SOME MEASURE OF JUSTICE TO THE WORLD 529 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,083 IS FOR YOU AND ME TO MAKE LOVE. 530 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,585 Man: WHAT'S GOING ON THERE, CARMEN? 531 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,555 HI, DICK. 532 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:02,159 NOOOOOOO!