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[DIALING]

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HI, SALLY. IT'S ME. DICK.
I'M IN THE CAR.

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I'M ON THE NEW
CELLULAR, SILLY.

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YEAH.

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SO, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?

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[SQUEALING TIRES]

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TV? OH,
WHAT'S ON?

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OH, THAT'S
MY FAVORITE SHOW!

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I TELL YOU WHAT,

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PUT THE PHONE
UP TO THE TV.

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UH, DICK,
WATCH THE ROAD.

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OH, SALLY,
HANG ON.

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DO YOU WANNA EAT
PIZZA TONIGHT?

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NO, NO,
I'LL CALL 'EM.

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I'VE GOT A COUPON
IN MY WALLET. YEAH.

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BYE-BYE.

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DICK, YOU DRIVE.

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I--I'LL CALL IN
THE ORDER.

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NOW, WHERE'S
THAT COUPON?

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OH, HERE, I'LL
GET THE COUPON.

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I'LL GET
THE COUPON--

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[GIGGLING]

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CAN'T YOU JUST ORDER
A PIZZA WHEN WE GET HOME?

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OH, HERE IT IS.

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HERE, NOW.
YOU SEE, MARY?

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EVERYTHING'S
FINE...

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AND WE'LL HAVE
NICE...HOT...

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PIPING...
PIZZA...

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WHEN WE...
GET...

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DI-I-ICK!

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[CRASH]

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I--I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS
COULD'VE HAPPENED.

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I-IT JUST CAME OUT
OF NOWHERE.

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DICK, THOSE
TIRE TRACKS

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TELL A DIFFERENT
STORY.

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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
DROVE OFF THE ROAD

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AND STRAIGHT
INTO THIS TREE.

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WELL, THAT TREE
MUST BE NEW

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BECAUSE I'VE DRIVEN
OFF THIS ROAD SEVERAL TIMES,

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AND I NEVER
HIT IT ONCE.

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WERE YOU DISTRACTED,

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MAYBE TAKE YOUR EYES
OFF THE ROAD?

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NO.

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HE WAS ORDERING
A PIZZA.

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MARY--PLEASE--

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THAT'S THE WHIPLASH
TALKING.

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[ARGUING OVER EACH OTHER]

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WELL, IN ANY CASE!

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AN ACCIDENT REPORT
HAS TO BE FILED.

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IT'S JUST A GOOD THING
YOU AREN'T DRUNK, DICK,

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BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE
A LOT MORE PAPERWORK!

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OH, MARY, WHAT
AM I GONNA DO?

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YOU SHOULD CALL
YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY.

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MY INSURANCE COMPANY?

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OH, DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT COVERED.

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WELL, UH,

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OF COURSE
I'M COVERED.

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I'M WITH THE SAME INSURANCE
COMPANY AS YOU.

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WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER
AGAIN?

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OH.

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IT'S ON THE BACK
OF THIS CARD.

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HERE, I'LL CALL
THEM RIGHT NOW

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ON MY BRAND-NEW
CELLULAR PHONE.

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NOW, WHERE IS IT?

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HERE IT IS.

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DON! WAIT UP!

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ALL RIGHT, MISSY!

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YOU'RE OFF MY SPEED DIAL!

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WELL...

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THERE IT IS,
GANG.

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OH, MY GOD,
DICK,

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WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU DO?

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HOW'RE WE GONNA GET
GROCERIES?

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YEAH! OR TOW
EACH OTHER AROUND

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THE BLOCK
ON SKATEBOARDS?

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COME ON!

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JUST BE THANKFUL
I WASN'T KILLED!

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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'CAUSE THEN WE'D HAVE TO FIND
A RIDE TO YOUR FUNERAL

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'CAUSE YOU WRECKED
OUR FREAKIN' CAR!

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I'M GONNA GO TALK
TO THE MECHANIC.

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I'M TELLING YOU
RIGHT NOW:

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IF I DON'T
GET IN THAT OFFICE

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AND FIND A CALENDAR
WITH GREASY WOMEN

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POSING ON CAR HOODS...

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I SWEAR TO GOD...

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I'M BREAKING SOMETHING.

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OK NOW, YOU
NEED TO CHILL OUT.

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I'M BREAKING
SOMETHING.

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MR. SOLOMON.

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GARY PARKINSON,

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BUCKEYE FIDELITY
INSURANCE.

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YOU CALLED ABOUT
YOUR RAMBLER.

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OH, YES, GARY.

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THANK YOU FOR
GETTING HERE SO QUICKLY.

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HERE IT IS.

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THIS CAR'S BEEN
IN AN ACCIDENT.

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YOU BET.

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WHY ELSE WOULD
I WANT INSURANCE?

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NO. YOU HAVE TO
BUY THE INSURANCE

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BEFORE THE ACCIDENT.

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SAY AGAIN?

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YOU HAVE TO BUY
THE INSURANCE

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<i> BEFORE</i> THE ACCIDENT.

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OH, I SEE.

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SO THAT'S HOW THIS LITTLE
SCAM OF YOURS WORKS.

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NO. IT'S--

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YOU PEOPLE ARE THE WORST
KIND OF SCUM,

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YOU KNOW THAT?

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NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, GARY,

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I HAVE TO GET
BACK TO MY...

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RESPECTABLE JOB!

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TRY FINDING
ANOTHER SUCKER.

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GOOD DAY, SIR.

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WELL, I'M SCREWED.

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WELL, UH, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD RENT A CAR.

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OH. AND I SUPPOSE
IF I HAD INSURANCE,

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YOU'D PAY
FOR THAT, TOO.

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YEAH, WE WOULD.

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GOOD DAY, SIR!

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OH. HI.

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GARY PARKINSON,
BUCKEYE FIDELITY INSURANCE.

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OHH. HARRY SOLOMON.

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THAT'S ALL I GOT.

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HARRY, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO EXPERIENCE

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COMPLETE
PEACE OF MIND?

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WELL...

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I DON'T KNOW.

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I HEAR THAT.

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BAM!

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WHAT?

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YOU JUST GOT HIT
BY A BUS.

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WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE
OF YOUR FAMILY?

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WELL, I'D SAY THE BUS
DRIVER OWES ME ONE.

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AFTER HE FOUND OUT YOU
DIDN'T HAVE INSURANCE,

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HE DIED LAUGHING.

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BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE THAT WAY, HARRY.

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I'LL SHOW YOU HOW YOU CAN
BUILD A SAFER TOMORROW

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TODAY,
WITH INSURANCE.

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WHOA! YOU'D DO THAT
FOR ME?

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HARRY, YOU MIGHT FIND THAT
A GOOD INSURANCE SALESMAN

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CAN BECOME
YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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GOSH.

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YOU JUST GIVE ME
THE GO-AHEAD,

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AND BAM!
YOU'RE INSURED!

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GIVE ME A CALL, OK?
OK.

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ALL RIGHT.

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BAM!

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HEY...

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YOU DID
WHAT I DID.

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ALL RIGHT!

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BAM!

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THERE IT IS
AGAIN.

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BAM!
OK.

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BAM.

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I LIKE THAT GUY.

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SO, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?

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ABOUT WHAT?

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MY RENTAL CAR.
ISN'T IT GREAT?

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NOT REALLY.

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NOT REALLY?

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NINA, JUST WATCH WHAT
THIS BABY CAN DO.

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[STARTS CAR]

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WHAT?

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IT STARTED
RIGHT UP.

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AND LISTEN
TO THIS.

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IT'S CALLED
FM RADIO.

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THERE'S JAZZ,
OR ROCK...

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OR MY PERSONAL
FAVORITE,

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LATIN SALSA.

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[SALSA MUSIC PLAYS]

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ALL CARS HAVE THAT.

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WELL, NOT
THE RAMBLER.

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IF I'D KNOWN WHAT
AN ANTIQUATED

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PIECE OF CRAP
THAT CAR WAS,

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I WOULD'VE CRASHED
IT YEARS AGO.

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OH, AND, UH,
SPEAKING OF CRAP...

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I JUST NOTICED
A LITTLE SOMETHING

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ON MY WINDSHIELD.

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GEE, I WISH THERE
WAS SOME WAY

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I COULD
GET RID OF THAT.

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WAIT A SECOND,
WHAT'S THIS?

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WILL YOU LOOK
AT THAT?

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BLUE JUICE AT
THE TOUCH OF A BUTTON.

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NOW, TELL ME THAT'S
NOT DAMN COOL.

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I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE OFFICE.

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YEAH. ME, TOO.

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[CLICK]

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DICK,
OPEN THE DOOR.

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OH, ARE THEY LOCKED?
GEE, I'M SORRY.

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[CLICK, CLICK]

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YOU LOCKED THEM
AGAIN.

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WELL, ALLOW ME TO
UNLOCK THEM FOR YOU.

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[CLICK, CLICK]

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YOU UNLOCK THESE DOORS
RIGHT NOW!

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YOU DIDN'T SAY
THE PASSWORD.

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WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?

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THE PASSWORD
IS...

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SALSA!

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[SALSA PLAYS ON RADIO]

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ALL RIGHT.
YOUR TOTAL IS...

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$4,955.

203
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WHAT?

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$4,955?

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THERE WAS
SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE.

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WELL, I THINK IF
WE TRY REALLY HARD,

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WE CAN GET THIS NUMBER
DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT.

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LOOK AT THIS:

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"REPLACE CRANKSHAFT"?

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DO WE REALLY
NEED THAT?

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IF YOU WANT
THE CAR TO GO.

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OK, BUT
RIGHT HERE, UH,

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"NEW BRAKE LINES
FRONT AND REAR."

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CAN'T WE JUST GO WITH
ONE OR THE OTHER?

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NOT IF YOU WANT
THE CAR TO STOP.

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YEAH...

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AH! AH! AH!
"NEW HOOD ORNAMENT"?

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WE DO NOT NEED THAT,
AND YOU KNOW IT.

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FINE. I'LL LEAVE IT OFF.

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YOU CAN'T JUST
LEAVE THAT OFF.

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THAT MAKES THE CAR.
YEAH.

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00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,185
JUST...TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT.

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WE WANT YOU TO DROP
THE ATTITUDE

224
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AND PUT THE NEW HOOD
ORNAMENT ON THE DAMN CAR!

225
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NOW LET'S CRUNCH THESE
NUMBERS ONE MORE TIME

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AND SEE
WHAT WE GOT, OK?

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YOUR TOTAL'S $4,955.

228
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NOW
WE'RE TALKING.

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THAT WASN'T SO HARD
NOW, WAS IT, SWEETIE?

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GET BACK TO WORK,
ALL RIGHT?

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LOCK DOORS.

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[CHIRP]

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UNLOCK DOORS.

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[CHIRP CHIRP]

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OPEN TRUCK.

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[THUMP]

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CLOSE TRUNK.

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CLOSE TRUNK.

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OH, DAMN.

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I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LEARN
TO CLOSE MY OWN TRUNK.

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HELLO, DICK.

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OH, HEY, DON.

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YOU WANT TO GO
FOR A SPIN IN MY...

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SWEET RIDE?

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SORRY, DICK.

246
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I'M HERE ON OFFICIAL
POLICE BUSINESS.

247
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I WAS GOING OVER
YOUR ACCIDENT REPORT,

248
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,410
AND I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T
FILL OUT YOUR INSURANCE INFO.

249
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OH, THAT'S BECAUSE I
DON'T HAVE ANY INSURANCE.

250
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,981
BUT, DICK, THAT'S
JUST PLAIN CRAZY!

251
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,215
YOU HAVE TO HAVE
INSURANCE.

252
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,185
WHY? IT'S JUST A BET
AGAINST MYSELF.

253
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,787
THE ONLY WAY I CAN
WIN MY MONEY BACK

254
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,889
IS BY GETTING
HORRIBLY INJURED.

255
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,791
YOU KNOW, DICK,
YOU HAVE A GOOD POINT.

256
00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,393
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY I'M HERE.

257
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,794
OH, WAIT, I KNOW
WHY I'M HERE...

258
00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,563
BECAUSE IT'S THE LAW!

259
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,698
NO, IT'S NOT.

260
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,765
YES, IT IS.
NO, IT'S NOT.

261
00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,133
YES, IT IS.

262
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:32,069
WELL, I SUBSCRIBE
TO NATURE'S LAW.

263
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,639
THE INDUSTRIOUS BEAVER
DOESN'T INSURE HIS DAM,

264
00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:35,806
DOES HE? NO!

265
00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,575
HE ROLLS THE DICE

266
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,909
AND IF A FLOOD
SHOULD STRIKE,

267
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,745
HE SMILES
HIS TOOTHED GRIN,

268
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,480
SLAPS HIS TAIL
UPON THE WATER,

269
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,115
AND FLIES AWAY!

270
00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:48,620
I'M JUST GONNA
PUT DOWN STATE FARM.

271
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,526
"ARTHRITIS"?

272
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:56,527
NO.

273
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,295
"ASTHMA"?

274
00:09:58,297 --> 00:09:59,630
NO.

275
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,266
"HAVE YOU SMOKED IN
THE LAST 5 YEARS?"

276
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,036
YES.

277
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,437
NO, YOU HAVEN'T.

278
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,906
YES, I HAVE.

279
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,609
YOU REALLY HAVEN'T.

280
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,644
YES.

281
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:15,346
I REALLY HAVE.

282
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,215
OOPS! ALREADY
CHECKED "NO."

283
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,382
WELL, THAT'S
UNFORTUNATE,

284
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,317
'CAUSE I ENJOY
THE OCCASIONAL CIGAR.

285
00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,719
I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

286
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,889
[LOUD] I SAID I ENJOY
THE OCCASIONAL CIGAR!

287
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,226
YOU DON'T SMOKE.

288
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,327
HELL, I'LL SMOKE
THAT BANANA RIGHT THERE.

289
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,798
YOU<i> DON'T</i> SMOKE!

290
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,700
OK. I DON'T SMOKE.

291
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,306
YOU KNOW,
I REALLY DO SMOKE.

292
00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:44,909
WOW!

293
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,477
GREAT RIDE,
ISN'T IT?

294
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,679
WHATEVER.
YUP.

295
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,347
THE RENTAL CAR
IS SUPERIOR

296
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,015
TO THE RAMBLER
IN EVERY WAY.

297
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,950
[CHIRP CHIRP]

298
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,819
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY
IT SMELLS, DICK.

299
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,987
IT'S GOT KIND OF
A NEW-CAR SMELL.

300
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,222
MM. AND THE--THE WAY

301
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,525
THE HEADLIGHTS JUST MOLD
INTO THE FRONT GRILL.

302
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,892
IT'S JUST...

303
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:02,960
IT'S SMUG!

304
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,395
MM. IT'S TRYING
TOO HARD.

305
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,396
YEAH.

306
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,464
LET'S JUST GET
THE RAMBLER FIXED.

307
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,665
NO.

308
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,799
OUR FRIEND
THE MECHANIC SAID

309
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,968
HE'D GIVE US $400
FOR THE OLD HEAP.

310
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,138
$400!

311
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,872
WE'RE TRADING UP.

312
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,408
THE 2000s ARE IN,
AND THE '99s MUST GO.

313
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,776
PRICES ARE SLASHED
SO LOW,

314
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:19,910
WE WON'T
BELIEVE OUR EYES.

315
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,646
WE'RE TALKING
WELL-EQUIPPED MODELS,

316
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:22,680
PRICED TO MOVE!

317
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,217
WELL, IF THEY'RE
PRICED TO MOVE...

318
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,385
I DON'T KNOW.

319
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,386
I'M SURE WE'LL SEE
SAVINGS LIKE THIS AGAIN.

320
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,488
THESE ARE
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME DEALS!

321
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:32,990
ALL RIGHT.

322
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,459
WOW...

323
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,428
"LOSS OF ANY LIMB,
$5,000"?

324
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,429
HMM.

325
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,364
SO...IF
I LOST A FOOT,

326
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,601
UM, DO I GET CREDIT
FOR THE TOES, TOO?

327
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,136
$200 PER DIGIT.

328
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:49,507
WOW! THAT'S A NICE
LITTLE NEST EGG.

329
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,176
THAT'S<i> IF</i>
THEY GET CUT OFF.

330
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,446
<i> WHEN</i> THEY GET CUT OFF.

331
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:56,948
RIGHT.

332
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,182
YOU KNOW, HARRY,
I WAS LOOKING OVER

333
00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,450
YOUR DISABILITY
POLICY,

334
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,785
AND YOU COULD
BENEFIT

335
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:01,919
FROM SOME
ADDITIONAL COVERAGE.

336
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,554
OH, NO, NO, THANKS.

337
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,122
I APPRECIATE YOU
LOOKING OUT FOR ME,

338
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,192
BUT I REALLY CAN'T
AFFORD ANY MORE.

339
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,127
[SIGHS]

340
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,362
OK.

341
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,397
W-WELL, WH-WHAT--

342
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,199
W-WAIT A SECOND.
WHERE YOU GOING?

343
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,301
WELL, I JUST THOUGHT
YOU WERE SERIOUS

344
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,169
ABOUT WANTING TO
PROTECT YOUR FAMILY,

345
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,237
BUT I GUESS
I WAS WRONG.

346
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,338
JUST FORGET
THE WHOLE THING!

347
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,973
WELL, WAIT
A SECOND, GARY.

348
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:22,974
DON'T SAY IT
LIKE THAT.

349
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,076
I DO CARE
ABOUT MY FAMILY.

350
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,011
THAT'S WHAT
THEY ALL SAY.

351
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,446
WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A SECOND,
WAIT A SECOND.

352
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,548
WH-WHAT IF WE WERE TO
TACK ON AN EXTRA...

353
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,250
$100,000?

354
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:37,622
COME ON!
HELP ME OUT HERE!

355
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,090
TCH. YOU GOT IT.

356
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,725
AWW...

357
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,827
OH, UH,
BY THE WAY, GARY,

358
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,828
YOU KNOW THAT
PENCIL YOU GAVE ME

359
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:44,829
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT?

360
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:45,963
YEAH?

361
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,965
I STILL HAVEN'T
SHARPENED IT.

362
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,871
ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO.

363
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:54,873
400 BUCKS.

364
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,507
OH. NOT BAD
FOR A DAY'S WORK.

365
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,643
I COULD MAKE A TIDY
LIVING CRASHING CARS.

366
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,981
SO, GEORGE,
WHAT NOW?

367
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:03,982
COUPLE OF FENDERS,

368
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,482
NEW COAT OF PAINT,
AND THEN...

369
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,318
LONG SLOW DRIVES
IN THE COUNTRY

370
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,319
WITH THE MISSUS?

371
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,754
ACTUALLY,
WE'RE GONNA...

372
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,588
CHOP IT UP AND
STRIP IT FOR PARTS.

373
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,457
OH. WELL...

374
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,159
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME
WHAT TO DO WITH MY MONEY,

375
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,194
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU
WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR CAR.

376
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,662
HAPPY CHOPPING.

377
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:19,998
SO LONG, GEORGE.

378
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,232
DICK.

379
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,867
SO LONG, CAR.

380
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,239
I JUST SAID GOOD-BYE
TO A CAR.

381
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,641
WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

382
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,577
SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

383
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,482
WHOA.

384
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,254
YEAH. IS GARY IN?

385
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,723
STILL IN A MEETING.

386
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,458
OK, I'LL HOLD.

387
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,726
OH,
I CAN'T HOLD.

388
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,160
OK. WELL, UM,

389
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,395
JUST TELL HIM
I CALLED.

390
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,430
AGAIN.
THIRD TIME NOW.

391
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,765
OK. BYE-BYE.

392
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:57,634
HEY, GUYS.

393
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:58,635
HEY.

394
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,138
WELL, HERE
IT IS. $400.

395
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,840
SO YOU SOLD
THE RAMBLER.

396
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,042
YEAH. AND THE FUNNIEST
THING HAPPENED.

397
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,612
WHEN I WAS LEAVING,
I SAID GOOD-BYE TO IT

398
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,046
LIKE IT WAS
A PERSON,

399
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,982
LIKE IT WOULD
ACTUALLY ANSWER BACK.

400
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,049
YOU TALKED
TO THE CAR?

401
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,184
I--I KNOW IT MAKES
NO SENSE. I MEAN...

402
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,120
I-IT'S
ONLY A CAR.

403
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,723
IT CAN'T THINK.
IT CAN'T FEEL.

404
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,158
HA! DICK,
IT'S LIKE YOU

405
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,192
ACTUALLY MISS THAT

406
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,626
BROKEN-DOWN
PILE OF JUNK.

407
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,030
I DO.

408
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,398
GOOD. 'CAUSE
I DO, TOO.

409
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,900
I MISS THE HELL
OUT OF IT, TOO!

410
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,501
OH, THIS IS CRAZY.
I MEAN...

411
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,769
THE RAMBLER'S
JUST A THING!

412
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,037
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S
JUST A BIG PILE

413
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,472
OF METAL AND RUBBER.

414
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,140
AND GASKETS.
AND HOSES.

415
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,508
AND THAT CRACK
IN THE LEATHER

416
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,077
WITH THE FOAM
STICKING OUT.

417
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,313
KIND OF PINCHED YOU.

418
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,315
SO NICE.

419
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,783
I LOVED THAT CRACK.

420
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:46,951
THAT WAS
A GREAT CRACK.

421
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,721
OK, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH US?

422
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,490
IT'S LIKE OUR EMOTIONS
CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE

423
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,426
BETWEEN AN INANIMATE OBJECT
AND A SENTIENT BEING.

424
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,261
YEAH. SOMEHOW WE GOT
SO ATTACHED TO IT.

425
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,663
LIKE IT WAS A MEMBER
OF OUR FAMILY.

426
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,331
ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

427
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,866
WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET
THE RAMBLER BACK.

428
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,935
IT WOULD COST US
$5,000

429
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,169
THAT WE DON'T HAVE.

430
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,105
WHAT WE DO HAVE
IS...

431
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,840
A FIRST PAYMENT
ON A NEW CAR.

432
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:09,974
A BETTER CAR.

433
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,275
YEAH! ONE WITH
BETTER SEATS!

434
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,276
SUN ROOF!

435
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,377
MOON ROOF!

436
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,378
CD CHANGER

437
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,947
WITH 6-SPEAKER
STEREO SURROUND.

438
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:16,948
CLOCK.

439
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:17,982
CLOCK? WE CAN
GET A CLOCK?

440
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,650
YOU BET YOUR ASS
WE CAN GET A CLOCK.

441
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,419
ALL RIGHT!

442
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,325
YES. "BUCKEYE
FIDELITY INSURANCE,"

443
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,194
CAN I SPEAK WITH
GARY PARKINSON PLEASE?

444
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,765
STILL IN A MEETING.

445
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,867
NO, I DON'T WANT
HIS VOICE MAIL!

446
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,936
THAT MAN SOLD ME
INSURANCE!

447
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,604
GOD!

448
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,740
YOU HAVE GOT
TO STOP CALLING HIM.

449
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,941
I JUST NEED
TO TALK TO HIM.

450
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,942
I DON'T GET IT.

451
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,144
EVERYTHING WAS
GOING SO GREAT.

452
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,144
WHY WON'T
HE CALL ME?

453
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,981
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
SIT DOWN, HARRY!

454
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,616
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO GET A MAN TO CALL YOU BACK.

455
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,852
YOU DON'T CALL HIM.
YOU DON'T WRITE HIM.

456
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,154
YOU DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT HIM.

457
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,521
YOU HAVE MOVED ON.

458
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,622
I'VE MOVED ON.

459
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,623
YOU DON'T CARE IF
HE CALLS.

460
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,624
I DON'T GIVE A LICK.

461
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,193
YOU MAKE HIM...
COME TO YOU.

462
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,695
HE COMES TO ME.

463
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,131
BECAUSE IF HE
CALLS YOU BACK, HARRY...

464
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,299
HE'S YOURS FOREVER.

465
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,171
BUT...IF HE DOESN'T...

466
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,006
HE WAS NEVER
YOUR INSURANCE AGENT

467
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,407
TO BEGIN WITH.

468
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,445
NO.

469
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,053
BOY, IT'S A NICE NIGHT,
ISN'T IT?

470
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,288
UH-HUH.

471
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,691
I'VE NEVER SEEN
THE DOUGHNUT SHOP SO CROWDED.

472
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,625
UH-HUH.

473
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,161
OH, LOOK, DICK.

474
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,230
A WOLF JUST
CHEWED OFF MY ANKLE.

475
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,300
UH-HUH.

476
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,035
OK, DICK,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

477
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,536
MARY, I'VE DONE
SOMETHING AWFUL.

478
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,771
WHAT DID YOU DO?

479
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,272
I'VE BEEN UNFAITHFUL.

480
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,308
OH, DICK!
HOW COULD YOU?

481
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,342
I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW.

482
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,243
AT FIRST IT JUST
SEEMED SO...

483
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,313
NEW AND EXCITING.

484
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,380
IT'S TINA SWAIN

485
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,549
FROM THE HISTORY
DEPARTMENT, ISN'T IT?

486
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,485
YOU KNOW THEY'RE FAKE.

487
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,653
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

488
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,654
THE OTHER WOMAN.

489
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:04,655
THE OTHER WOMAN--

490
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,523
MARY, I'M TALKING
ABOUT MY CAR!

491
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,793
WHY DOES EVERYTHING
HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?

492
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,028
OH.

493
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,266
...SO I SAID
TO MYSELF, "HARRY,

494
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,003
YOU ARE WALKING AROUND
WITHOUT CATASTROPHIC DENTAL."

495
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,007
WE CAN'T HAVE
THAT, CAN WE?

496
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,608
NO, WE CANNOT, TED.

497
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,610
LET'S TALK ABOUT
DEDUCTIBLES.

498
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,446
HARRY?

499
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,214
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

500
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,316
OH. HI, GARY.

501
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,418
I'M JUST UPPING
MY COVERAGE.

502
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,387
WHY ARE YOU
TALKING TO TED?

503
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,989
WELL, I COULDN'T GET
YOU ON THE PHONE.

504
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,224
TED PICKED RIGHT UP.

505
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,458
YOU MIND, GARY?

506
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,060
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF WRITING A POLICY HERE.

507
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,061
BUTT OUT!

508
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,863
THIS IS BETWEEN
ME AND HIM!

509
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,532
I'M INTERESTED
IN YOUR BOAT

510
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,532
AND HOME POLICY.

511
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,833
WHAT IS THIS?

512
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,269
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
YOU HAD A BOAT!

513
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,438
WELL, YOU
NEVER ASKED.

514
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,842
FOR PLEASURE CRAFT
UNDER 30 FEET--

515
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,643
HEY...HE'S MY CLIENT,

516
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,245
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

517
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,146
GET OUT OF
MY CUBICLE!

518
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,449
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS,
FELLAS. PLEASE!

519
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:09,253
DON'T FIGHT OVER ME.
IT'S UNSEEMLY.

520
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,755
I'LL BE IN TOUCH, TED...

521
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,858
"ASHBY."

522
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,760
I'LL CALL YOU
TONIGHT.

523
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,994
BAM!

524
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,036
AHH...

525
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,605
SOMEHOW
THE STARS

526
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,540
ALWAYS SEEM
SO MUCH BRIGHTER

527
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,775
FROM INSIDE
THIS CAR.

528
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,210
MM. THIS IS THE FIRST
PLACE ON EARTH

529
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,779
THAT WE EVER...
YOU KNOW...

530
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,247
SAT.

531
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,519
HEY...

532
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:43,988
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING IN MY CAR?

533
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,589
OH...SORRY, GEORGE.

534
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,890
WE'LL JUST BE
ANOTHER MINUTE.

535
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:47,925
OH...HURRY UP.

536
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,293
TOW TRUCK'S
ON ITS WAY.

537
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,329
MAN, YOU GUYS
REMEMBER WHEN

538
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,330
WE FIRST SAW THIS THING?

539
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,065
WE LAUGHED SO HARD.

540
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,668
WHAT A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF TRANSPORTATION.

541
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,669
IT'S SO LOUD.

542
00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,670
SO
UNCOMFORTABLE.

543
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:00,671
AND SLOW.

544
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,640
I MEAN, MOVING PARTS?
COME ON!

545
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,675
BUT THEN THE FIRST
TIME WE TOOK A DRIVE,

546
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,544
WOW. THE WIND
IN OUR HAIR...

547
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,045
THE RAIN
IN OUR HAIR...

548
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,213
THE SNOW IN OUR HAIR...

549
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,916
AND THEN WE LEARNED
ABOUT THE TOP.

550
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,554
WELL, OLD GAL...

551
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,489
I GUESS THIS IS IT.

552
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,857
HOPEFULLY,
SOME OF YOUR PARTS

553
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,526
WILL GO TO HELP SOME
OTHER CAR

554
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,160
LIVE A LONG
AND HAPPY LIFE.

555
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,762
WE JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW

556
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,196
THAT WHENEVER
WE SEE A RAMBLER

557
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,699
PROUDLY ROLLING
DOWN THE HIGHWAY,

558
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,268
WE'LL THINK OF YOU.

559
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,435
GOOD-BYE,
OLD FRIEND.

560
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,971
[TOW TRUCK ARRIVES]

561
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,105
ALL RIGHT, BACK IT UP.

562
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,509
COME ON BACK. COME ON.

563
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,511
I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!

564
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,712
NO!

565
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,713
HARRY!

566
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,714
HARRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

567
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,250
DID IT HURT?
GOD, HARRY.

568
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,485
Harry: OH, IT DID.

569
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,721
WAIT A MINUTE.

570
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,956
HARRY'S GOT INSURANCE!

571
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,694
Harry: HARRY'S
IN THROBBING PAIN...

572
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,695
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

573
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,063
WE CAN FIX THE CAR!

574
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,564
YEAH! HE'S GOT TO
HAVE AT LEAST

575
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,033
$5,000 WORTH OF DAMAGE
ON HIS FACE ALONE!

576
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,034
YOU THINK?

577
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,837
LOOK AT WHERE
HIS NOSE IS!

578
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,072
YAY!
YAY!

579
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,308
Harry: OW!

580
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,509
AWW...
AWW...

581
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,277
SORRY, HARRY.

582
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,212
THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH
FOR A CD CHANGER.

583
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,286
LOOK AT THAT RAMBLER
SHINING IN THE MOONLIGHT.

584
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,287
YEAH.
IT'S GREAT.

585
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,287
JUST LIKE
THE OLD DAYS.

586
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,656
YUP. STALLED TWICE
ON THE WAY HOME,

587
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,857
AND THE MUFFLER'S
IN THE TRUNK.

588
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,460
YEAH. ALL'S RIGHT
WITH THE WORLD.

589
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,230
YEAH. I'M JUST GLAD
I HAD INSURANCE.

590
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,432
THANKS TO HARRY.

591
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,301
OW!

592
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,369
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD.

593
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,037
HUMANS ARE NOT
VERY DISCRIMINATING.

594
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,673
I MEAN, THEY BECOME AS
EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO OBJECTS

595
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:43,740
AS THEY DO TO PEOPLE.

596
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,609
NO, IT'S NOT JUST
THE OBJECTS, SALLY.

597
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:46,811
IT'S THE MEMORIES
AND FEELINGS

598
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,078
THAT WE ASSOCIATE
WITH THEM.

599
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,546
BUT THEN WHERE
DOES THAT END?

600
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:50,848
I MEAN, WE HAVE MEMORIES
AND FEELINGS

601
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,916
ASSOCIATED
WITH EVERYTHING.

602
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,384
I'M SURPRISED WE CAN
THROW OUT GARBAGE.

603
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,385
GARBAGE?

604
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,354
WHO'S BEEN THROWING
OUT GARBAGE?

605
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,789
I THOUGHT I WAS VERY
CLEAR ABOUT THAT!

606
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,692
NO, NO.<i> HE</i> DOES IT
ALL THE TIME.