1 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:05,303 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE. 2 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:06,304 TODAY, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT 3 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,306 WHAT HAPPENS DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. 4 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,776 UM, ARE WE GONNA BE CHOOSING LAB PARTNERS? 5 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:14,546 'CAUSE IF SO, I GOT DIBS ON DONNA HAGEN. 6 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,381 NO, WE'RE NOT CHOOSING LAB PARTNERS, TOMMY. 7 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:17,382 WELL, THEN, WE'RE GONNA NEED 8 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,384 A MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE C.P.R. DUMMY. 9 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,454 ALL RIGHT, NOW, THE MALE AND FEMALE 10 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,156 REPRODUCTIVE CELLS EACH CARRY HALF--YES? 11 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,859 I'M SORRY, BUT THIS MATERIAL 12 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,994 JUST LACKS A CERTAIN, UM... 13 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,962 I DON'T KNOW... HOTNESS. 14 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,332 LET'S TALK ABOUT CELLULAR MEIOSIS, ALL RIGHT? 15 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,935 THERE ARE 5 STAGES-- UH, YES? 16 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:37,936 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TEACH US 17 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,204 HOW TO UNHOOK A BRA? 18 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:42,574 WE'RE NOT LEARNING THAT. 19 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:43,775 OK. WELL, 20 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,344 ALL THIS STUFF IS VERY INTERESTING, 21 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,512 BUT I'M NOT GONNA GET TO ANY OF IT 22 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:47,912 IF I CAN'T UNHOOK A BRA. 23 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:52,584 SALLY, IS MY SHIRT READY? 24 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:53,752 IN A MINUTE. 25 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,654 SALLY, I'M STARVING. WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 26 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,222 OH, I MADE YOU SOME HAMBURGERS. 27 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,589 THEY'RE DOWN AT THE HAMBURGER PLACE. 28 00:00:58,591 --> 00:00:59,590 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO THERE, 29 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:00,726 ORDER, AND PAY FOR 'EM. 30 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,099 HI, THERE, SKIPPER. BAD DAY AT SCHOOL? 31 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,566 YEAH. THEY DON'T TEACH YOU 32 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:09,601 ANYTHING YOU CAN USE. 33 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,069 I HAD SEX ED TODAY... 34 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,171 OH. DID THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO TAKE OFF A BRA? 35 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,308 NO. THAT'S THE THING. 36 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,076 IT'S ALL "ED" AND NO SEX. 37 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:20,779 OH, TOMMY, HOW I WISH 38 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,414 WE COULD AFFORD PRIVATE SCHOOL FOR YOU. 39 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:24,816 WELL, I'M GOING TO DON'S. 40 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:25,984 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX TONIGHT. 41 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,151 THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 42 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,187 HEY, SALLY, ARE YOU OVULATING? 43 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,425 NO. ARE YOU? 44 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:36,661 NO. BUT YOU OUGHT TO BE 45 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:37,830 CAREFUL TONIGHT AT DON'S. 46 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,865 YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT MILLIONS OF SPERM. 47 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:43,368 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 48 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,369 I JUST LEARNED IT. 49 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:45,370 I'M JUST SAYING YOU DON'T WANNA 50 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,437 GET PREGNANT. 51 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,207 PFFT! YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT LIKE THAT. 52 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,241 YOU GET PREGNANT FROM 53 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,675 SITTING ON A TOILET SEAT 54 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:53,812 OR SWIMMING IN A POOL WITH SOME GUYS. 55 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,580 OH, NO. 56 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,852 NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENS. 57 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,153 IT'S CAUSED BY SEX. 58 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,255 LIEUTENANT, YOU ARE THE SECURITY OFFICER. 59 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,290 IF YOU GOT PREGNANT, 60 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,159 IT WOULD SERIOUSLY JEOPARDIZE OUR MISSION. 61 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,028 YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING BEFORE. 62 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,229 WELL, YOU WEREN'T GETTING THE REGULAR 63 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:12,230 NOOKIE BEFORE. 64 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,634 SALLY, GETTING PREGNANT GOES AGAINST PROTOCOL. 65 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,937 AND IT'S AN ENDLESS RESPONSIBILITY. 66 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,339 IT'LL MAKE YOUR FEET SWELL UP. 67 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:25,977 GOD, YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT. I CAN'T GET PREGNANT. 68 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,846 I JUST GOT NEW SHOES. 69 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:07,719 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR CHANGE. 70 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:10,822 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE 71 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,657 HOW FLAKY THAT SOLE WAS. 72 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,660 MM. YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE? 73 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,161 THAT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT. 74 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,995 WHAT? 75 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:19,531 CONSIDERING HOW MANY 76 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,898 "GENTLEMEN CALLERS" YOU'VE HAD, 77 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,066 IT'S KIND OF A MIRACLE. 78 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,170 DICK, I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN. 79 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,972 OH, MARY... WHY NOT? 80 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,307 BECAUSE I HATE THEM. 81 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,011 OH, WELL... WE'RE OK THEN. 82 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:33,945 THANK YOU. 83 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:42,854 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 84 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,622 I'M JUST TAKING THE LITTLE EXTRA MONEY 85 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,925 YOU ALWAYS LEAVE FOR ME. 86 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,393 OH, MY GOD! 87 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,028 NO WONDER WE'RE TREATED LIKE CRAP 88 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,830 EVERYWHERE WE GO! 89 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,498 HOW CAN YOU BE SO CHEAP? 90 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,800 I-I'M NOT CHEAP. 91 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,101 THEN PUT THE TIP BACK ON THE TABLE. 92 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,102 THE WHAT? 93 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,402 THE TIP. IT WAS $10. 94 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,404 PUT IT BACK. 95 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,939 UH, OF COURSE. THE TIP. 96 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,977 GOOD NIGHT. THANK YOU. 97 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,212 OH. THANK YOU. 98 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,819 MARY! THAT WAITRESS JUST STOLE OUR TIP! 99 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,724 DON, THIS IS SO SPECIAL-- 100 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,893 THE WINE, THE CANDLES... 101 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:25,230 THE FISH STICKS. 102 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:28,000 I KNOW YOUR WEAK SPOT. 103 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:29,001 RRAHHRR! 104 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:31,470 HA HA HA HA! 105 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,971 YOU KNOW... 106 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,740 WE DON'T HAVE TO EAT RIGHT NOW. 107 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,079 WHY DON'T I FIRE UP THE LAVA LAMP? 108 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,450 THE RED ONE? 109 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,085 OH, YEAH, BABY. 110 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,086 WILL YOU TURN ON 111 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,021 THE BLACK LIGHT IN THE AQUARIUM? 112 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,123 SURE, BABY. 113 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,024 DID YOU TAKE OUT THE DEAD ANGEL FISH? 114 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,660 I WILL, BABY. 115 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,601 WHAT? I CAN'T! 116 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:04,902 IS IT BECAUSE OF THE FISH STICKS? 117 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,037 BECAUSE I COULD BRUSH MY TEETH. 118 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,372 NO, NO. I LOVE FISH STICKS. 119 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:08,540 IT'S JUST... I CAN'T HAVE SEX 120 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:09,541 WITH YOU TONIGHT. 121 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:10,708 WHY? 122 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,944 TOMMY GAVE ME MILLIONS OF REASONS. 123 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,348 THAT LITTLE BASTARD. 124 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,088 DID YOU FIND IT YET? 125 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,756 NO. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 126 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:25,924 THAT THERE WAS A RUSTY MEAL 127 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,492 SURPRISE GIFT IN THE BAG? 128 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,128 OH. WAIT A SECOND. 129 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,597 AH! THERE WE GO! 130 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,399 YEAH, I FOUND IT! 131 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,400 [ICE RATTLING] 132 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:37,335 [ICE RATTLING] 133 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,772 UM... EXCUSE ME... 134 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,742 [ICE RATTLING] 135 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,113 [CHANGE RATTLING] 136 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,458 DUDE, I'VE GOT, LIKE, 40 BUCKS HERE. 137 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,926 HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE? 138 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,395 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COUNTING? 139 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:09,233 HEY, WHERE DID ALL THAT MONEY 140 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,235 COME FROM? 141 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,769 PEOPLE GAVE IT TO US. 142 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,906 FOR WHAT? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 143 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:15,907 YOU WERE GREAT AT IT. 144 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,376 YOU WERE BETTER, MY MAN. 145 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,211 THIS MAKES NO SENSE. 146 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,846 YOU'RE GETTING PAID TO DO NOTHING. 147 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:22,847 MEANWHILE, I'M EXPECTED 148 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:23,848 TO PAY TIPS TO PEOPLE 149 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:24,882 FOR DOING THINGS THAT I'M ALREADY 150 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,718 PAYING THEM TO DO. 151 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,952 IT'S ONLY FAIR, DICK. 152 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,255 IT'S A REWARD FOR GOOD SERVICE. 153 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,389 YOU KNOW ABOUT TIPPING? 154 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,423 SURE. THAT'S HOW I MAKE 155 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:33,725 MOST OF MY MONEY DOWN AT THE BAR. 156 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,826 BUT I NEVER TIP YOU. 157 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:35,960 AND THAT'S WHY YOUR DRINK 158 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,495 ALWAYS HAS THAT FUNNY TASTE. 159 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,536 MARY THINKS I'M CHEAP. 160 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,505 YOU'RE NOT CHEAP. YOU'RE THRIFTY. 161 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,506 FRUGAL. ECONOMICAL. 162 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,507 CHEAP. 163 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,109 YEAH, THAT'S IT. YOU'RE CHEAP. 164 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,913 I CAN'T LET HER THINK THAT. 165 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,249 FROM NOW ON, I'M TIPPING A GENEROUS 3% TO 5%. 166 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,485 CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP! CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP! 167 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:01,720 CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP! CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP! 168 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,254 I AM NOT CHEAP! 169 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,725 DICK, WE'RE HAVING GIRL TALK HERE. 170 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,027 OHH...GIRL TALK! 171 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,697 ANYWAY, DON AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER 172 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:13,798 FOR A WHILE NOW, 173 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,166 AND SO FAR, I'VE BEEN LUCKY, 174 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,502 BUT HOW LONG CAN I STAY LUCKY? 175 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,170 HONEY, WHAT KIND OF BIRTH CONTROL 176 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,304 ARE YOU USING? 177 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:22,840 BIRTH CONTROL? 178 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,610 I CAN CONTROL BIRTH? 179 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,213 SURE, YOU CAN. YOU KNOW, 180 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,281 WITH BIRTH CONTROL. 181 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,482 OH, DO NOT COME IN HERE 182 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,417 CLAIMING YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 183 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,618 BUT I DO. I KNOW THAT, 184 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,619 I KNOW TIPPING, 185 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,988 I KNOW EVERYTHING. 186 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,490 AND I'M NOT CHEAP. 187 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:41,159 CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP! CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP! 188 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:45,630 THANKS. 189 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,665 DICK, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO COME WITH ME 190 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,801 TO THE GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE. 191 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,202 I'VE BEEN WITH YOU FOR ALL YOUR 192 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,138 WOMANLY MILESTONES. 193 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,305 I WAS WITH YOU WHEN YOU GOT 194 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,706 YOUR FIRST BIKINI WAX. 195 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,176 NO, YOU WEREN'T. 196 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,444 YES, I WAS. YOU JUST COULDN'T SEE ME. 197 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,716 OK, SALLY. 198 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,217 SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 199 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,552 NICE TO SEE YOU. YOU, TOO. 200 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,586 HELLO. 201 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,289 WELL, LET'S TALK ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL. 202 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,290 WHAT HAVE YOU USED IN THE PAST? 203 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,291 NOTHING. 204 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:14,659 IT NEVER REALLY OCCURRED TO US 205 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,660 TO USE ANYTHING. 206 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,161 OH. WELL, UH, 207 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,197 HOW LONG HAVE THE TWO OF YOU BEEN MARRIED? 208 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,831 MARRIED? OH, HE'S MY BROTHER. 209 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,836 OH, NO, NO, NO. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 210 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,539 I'M NOT EVEN ATTRACTED TO HIM. 211 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,243 THANKS FOR THE GRATUITOUS SLAM, SALLY. 212 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:32,310 OK. WELL, 213 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:35,112 WHAT METHOD WERE YOU INTERESTED IN EXPLORING? 214 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:37,549 WELL, I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW 215 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,650 I'M USING IT, 216 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,552 SO I DON'T WANT ANYTHING LOUD. 217 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,489 LOUD? 218 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:46,258 YEAH. I MEAN, IT WOULD JUST CRUSH HIM 219 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,126 IF HE KNEW I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE HIS KIDS. 220 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,127 OH, RIGHT. 221 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,995 WELL, UH...THIS IS THE SPONGE. 222 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:51,996 IT'S SMALL 223 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,065 AND HIGHLY EFFECTIVE. 224 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,366 SPONGE? 225 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:59,370 OH, I GET IT. IT'S SO SMALL, 226 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,371 THAT BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE 227 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,438 DOING THE DISHES, 228 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,142 YOU'RE TOO EXHAUSTED TO HAVE SEX, RIGHT? 229 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,148 DO THEY COME WITH A SCOURING SIDE? 230 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,383 NO, NO. YOU SEE, 231 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,118 THE SPONGE, THE DIAPHRAGM, 232 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,386 THESE ARE BARRIER METHODS. 233 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,987 YOU INSERT THEM BEFORE SEX. 234 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:16,988 OOH, MOOD KILLER. 235 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,090 IT'S NOT FOR US. 236 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,426 LOOK, DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING SIMPLE, EASY, 237 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,527 SOMETHING LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW-- 238 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,597 A PILL OR SOMETHING? 239 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,565 WELL, OF COURSE, THERE IS THE PILL. 240 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,700 DON'T MOCK ME. 241 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,770 NO, NO, THE BIRTH CONTROL PILL. 242 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:33,771 IT'S VERY SAFE 243 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:34,839 AND HIGHLY EFFECTIVE. 244 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,041 THERE ARE A FEW SIDE EFFECTS, HOWEVER: 245 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,177 BLOATING, ANXIETY, MOOD SWINGS... 246 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,445 MOOD SWINGS. I CAN HANDLE THAT. 247 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,412 BRING IT ON. 248 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,116 I CAN'T SWALLOW THIS. 249 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,453 MAYBE IF YOU MASH IT UP 250 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,454 WITH SOME BANANAS. 251 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,488 OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA-- 252 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,422 I'LL TAKE IT. 253 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,463 SOMEBODY ORDERED A PIZZA? 254 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,464 NOBODY HERE. 255 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:02,467 OH...YES, THEY DID. 256 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,703 LUNCH IS ON ME TODAY, GIRLS. 257 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,271 MONEY IS NO OBJECT, 258 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,507 SO PUT AWAY THOSE WALLETS. 259 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,910 I AM PAYING FOR THIS PIZZA-- 260 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:15,046 A PIZZA BEING PAID FOR...BY ME. 261 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:16,848 THANKS, DICK. 262 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:17,849 THANK YOU, DR. SOLOMON. 263 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:18,850 OH, IT'S MY PLEASURE. 264 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,017 THAT'LL BE $12. 265 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,619 AND THERE YOU ARE. 266 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,921 AND HERE'S YOUR CHANGE. 267 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,756 MM-HMM. LET'S SEE, 268 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:28,259 4.5% OF 12 WOULD BE... 269 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,861 UH, EXCUSE ME. 270 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,529 WHERE'S THE LITTLE PATIO TABLE 271 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,765 THAT KEEPS THE CHEESE FROM STICKING TO THE LID? 272 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,434 SORRY, MAN. 273 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,502 THANK YOU. 274 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,338 I SAID THANK YOU, MY GOOD MAN. 275 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,645 YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 276 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,081 WHAT? I SPRANG FOR THIS PIE. 277 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,916 YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE GUY SOMETHING. 278 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,852 WELL, WHY? A TIP IS SUPPOSED TO BE 279 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,486 A REWARD FOR GOOD SERVICE. 280 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,288 HE BROUGHT THE PIZZA ALL THE WAY UP HERE. 281 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,690 BUT THAT'S HIS JOB. 282 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,224 WE HAVE A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT. 283 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,726 I'M NOT HIS MOMMY! 284 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,197 COME ON! COME ON! 285 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,932 WHADDAYA GOT? COME ON! 286 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:08,967 WHADDAYA GOT? COME ON! COME ON! 287 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:09,968 COME ON! COME ON! 288 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:10,969 COME ON! COME ON! 289 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:11,970 WHADDAYA GOT? COME ON! 290 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,371 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 291 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,706 THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU. 292 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,740 COME ON! WHADDAYA GOT? 293 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:16,774 HEY, COME ON! 294 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,009 WHADDAYA GOT? WHADDAYA GOT? 295 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,311 COME ON, LADY. WHADDAYA GOT? 296 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,512 COME ON! COME ON! 297 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,722 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 298 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,724 THE MOVIE'S SO SAD. 299 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,027 IT'S "CADDYSHACK." 300 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:42,100 YEAH, BUT THE GOPHER'S MAKING FUN OF EVERYBODY. 301 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,337 YOU'RE RIGHT, SALLY. I'M--I'M SORRY. 302 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,273 I SHOULD'VE RENTED SOMETHING ELSE. 303 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,674 YEAH, YOU COULD'VE, 304 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,176 BUT YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU? 305 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,779 DID YOU?! 306 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:57,014 WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST TURN IT OFF? 307 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,417 OH, THANKS, DONNIE. 308 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,319 I LOVE YOU. 309 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,387 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 310 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,656 PLAYING "KISS THE COW"? 311 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,657 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 312 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,526 OH, PLEASE, LOOK AT ME. 313 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,328 I'M SO FAT AND DISGUSTING, 314 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,996 MY BOOBS ARE SORE... 315 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:12,997 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU CAN 316 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,965 LOOK AT ME. 317 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,000 KISS ME AGAIN. 318 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:18,770 UH, S-SALLY... YOU'RE ALL OVER THE MAP. 319 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,770 WHAT'S GOING ON? 320 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,306 OH, NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. 321 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,607 PFFT! HA HA... 322 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,842 I'M GONNA GO TO THE FRIDGE 323 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,010 AND GET MYSELF A BROWNIE, 324 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,444 AND WHEN I COME BACK... 325 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,746 [SADLY] I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT 326 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,047 AWAY FROM ME. 327 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,419 OH, BOY. I THINK I ATE THE LAST BROWNIE. 328 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,954 NOOOOO! 329 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,193 NOW, YOU HAVE TWO DIFFERENT 330 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,461 KINDS OF CHROMOSOMES: 331 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,762 THE "X" AND THE "Y," 332 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,130 AND EACH ONE HAS A PARTICULAR-- 333 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,631 THERE YOU ARE. OH, MY GOD. 334 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,766 YES? LISTEN, MY GYNO'S 335 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,767 AT LUNCH, 336 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,069 AND YOU'RE THE BIG SEX EXPERT-- 337 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,136 ARE YOU KIDDING? HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW 338 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,671 HOW TO UNHOOK A BRA. 339 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,006 TOMMY, HE'S MY ONLY HOPE, OK? 340 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,275 EXCUSE ME. WHO ARE YOU? 341 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,276 A STRANGER. I'M HIS AUNT. 342 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,276 CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM? 343 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,378 NO. SIT DOWN. 344 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,213 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TEACHING A CLASS HERE. 345 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,815 BUT I NEED ANSWERS. YOU SEE, 346 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:05,950 I WENT ON THE PILL, 347 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,685 BUT THE PILL'S MAKING ME ACT CRAZY, 348 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,220 AND MY BOYFRIEND THINKS I'M NUTS 349 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,522 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M ON THE PILL, 350 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:11,522 AND I CAN'T TELL HIM, 351 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,357 SO I JUST REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. 352 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,325 WELL, UM... 353 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,727 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BEING HONEST 354 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,329 WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND? 355 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,630 THAT'S NOT AN OPTION. 356 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:23,234 HOW ABOUT ABSTINENCE? 357 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,535 ABSTINENCE? WHAT'S THAT? 358 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:28,072 THAT'S...THAT'S NOT HAVING SEX AT ALL. 359 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,507 YEAH! 360 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:33,177 HONESTY! HONESTY WILL WORK! 361 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,348 HONESTY. ABSTINENCE. 362 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,616 DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY'RE TEACHING US 363 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,850 AT THE SCHOOLS THESE DAYS? 364 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,285 SALLY, WHILE YOU'RE HERE, 365 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,286 CAN YOU AT LEAST SHOW US 366 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,287 HOW TO UNHOOK A BRA? 367 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,622 HEY, EASY, SOLOMON. 368 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,724 IT'S OK. I'LL HANDLE IT. 369 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,193 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, CLASS. 370 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:53,130 YOU GOT YOUR FRONT-LOADIN', AND YOUR BACK-LOADIN'. 371 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,799 I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER. 372 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,840 AH...THANK YOU. 373 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,145 HELLO. WOULD YOU LIKE 374 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,145 SOMETHING FROM THE BAR? 375 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,014 YES. I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF MERLOT, 376 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,716 AND A CHARDONNAY FOR THE LADY 377 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,384 WHO WILL BE JOINING ME. 378 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,619 OH, AND, UH... 379 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,854 CAN WE ESTABLISH SOMETHING FIRST? 380 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,658 YOU ARE, I ASSUME, EXPECTING A TIP? 381 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,126 WELL...YES. 382 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,561 YEP. ALL RIGHT. 383 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,764 NOW, THIS PILE OF ONE-DOLLAR BILLS 384 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,467 REPRESENTS YOUR POTENTIAL TIP. 385 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:36,340 EVERY TIME YOU PLEASE ME, YOU'LL SEE THE PILE GROW. 386 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,475 HOWEVER, IF I AM UNSATISFIED-- 387 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,177 IF YOU'RE SLOW, MOUTHY, 388 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,812 OR SNEEZE INTO YOUR HANDS-- 389 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:45,182 YOU'LL NOTICE THE PILE SHRINKING. AGREED? 390 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,284 YES, I GUESS-- 391 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,751 ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK. 392 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,589 DICK! 393 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,992 OH, HI, MARY... 394 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,493 HI. MWAH! 395 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:57,594 SO, THIS IS NICE. 396 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:58,896 MM-HMM. TRUST ME. 397 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,465 I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING. 398 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,469 OK... THANK YOU. 399 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,938 HERE WE GO. 400 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,206 UH...NO. 401 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,981 SORRY. 402 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,716 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE SPECIALS TONIGHT. 403 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,151 THERE'S A TRI-COLORED SALAD 404 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,719 WITH CANDIED WALNUTS AND GOAT CHEESE. 405 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:22,854 IT'S VERY, VERY LIGHT-- 406 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:25,356 WHAT KIND OF DRESSING COMES WITH THAT? 407 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,157 [SIGHS] I'LL HAVE TO CHECK. 408 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,092 OUCH. 409 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,829 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 410 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:36,400 DON'T WORRY, MARY. EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. 411 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,401 THERE YOU GO. 412 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:38,335 HMM... 413 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,670 NO. 414 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,575 MMM! 415 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,946 ALL RIGHT, DICK, WHAT'S GOING ON? 416 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,750 MARY, I HAVE REINVENTED TIPPING. 417 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,918 OH, GOD. 418 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,419 NO. I'M BEING GENEROUS, 419 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,821 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I'M BEING HONEST. 420 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:58,889 I'M BRINGING TIPPING 421 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,491 OUT OF ITS DARK, LITTLE CAVE 422 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,160 AND INTO THE LIGHT. 423 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,461 IT'S DEMEANING. 424 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,028 IT'S THE TRUTH, MARY. 425 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,063 TRUST ME, IN THE FUTURE, 426 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,665 ALL TIPPING WILL BE DONE THIS WAY. 427 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,269 OK. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, 428 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,404 THE SOUP DU JOUR IS BUTTERNUT SQUASH, 429 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,040 AND, UH...WE'RE OUT OF THE MONKFISH. 430 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,041 UH-OH. 431 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,112 YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE MONKFISH! 432 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,014 THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MARY. 433 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,481 COULD YOU GIVE US A SECOND? 434 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,052 OK, THAT'S IT. CUT IT OUT. 435 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,053 FROM NOW ON, 436 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,855 I'M PAYING FOR DINNER. 437 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:31,889 FINE! 438 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,227 MY WINE TASTES FUNNY. 439 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,301 [MUMBLING IN SLEEP] 440 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,337 AH...ER... ELEANOR ROOSEVELT... 441 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,209 DON? 442 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,344 WHAT? 443 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,847 SALLY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 444 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,982 WE NEED TO TALK. 445 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,149 YOU'RE NOT GONNA YELL AT ME AGAIN, 446 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,150 ARE YOU? 447 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,353 NO, DON. I... 448 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,054 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 449 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,592 I'VE BEEN TAKING PILLS. 450 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,728 PILLS! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 451 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,730 WHAT ARE THEY? UPPERS? DOWNERS? 452 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,232 LUBIES? BEANBALLS? 453 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,036 WORSE. 454 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,272 BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. 455 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,774 THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN ACTING SO CRAZY. 456 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,176 YOU BEEN TAKING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS? 457 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,176 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 458 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,678 I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK 459 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,012 I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY 460 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,113 'CAUSE I DO-- 461 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,950 IF I WANTED TO HAVE A BABY, WHICH I DON'T. 462 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,685 WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SALLY. 463 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,753 NEITHER DO I. 464 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,155 THAT'S WHY I... USE PROTECTION. 465 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,290 YOU DO? 466 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,460 OF COURSE. WHAT'D YOU THINK WAS IN 467 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,794 THOSE LITTLE FOIL PACKETS? 468 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,631 I THOUGHT THOSE WERE AIRPLANE PEANUTS. 469 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,603 AIRPLANE PEANUTS? 470 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:53,704 YEAH. 471 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,907 AND I USED TO WONDER WHY, BEFORE SEX, 472 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:59,343 YOU'D GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND EAT PEANUTS BY YOURSELF, 473 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,945 BUT I FIGURED, "HEY, 474 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,947 WHATEVER GETS YOU IN THE MOOD," RIGHT? 475 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,751 NO, SALLY, NOT AIRPLANE PEANUTS. 476 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,585 WAIT A SECOND. 477 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:12,256 IF WE'RE BOTH USING BIRTH CONTROL, 478 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,359 THEN ONE OF US CAN STOP. 479 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,328 BUT WHO? 480 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,362 DEFINITELY YOU. 481 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:21,632 ARE YOU SURE? DEFINITELY YOU. 482 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,567 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 483 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,403 YOU KNOW... 484 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:29,907 NOW THAT I KNOW WE'RE BOTH..."SAFE," 485 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:33,010 MAYBE WE COULD... YOU KNOW. 486 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,077 I THINK I DO. 487 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,479 HEH HEH HEH... 488 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,451 HA HA HA HA! 489 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,386 [CRACKING UP] 490 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,590 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 491 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,825 [CRYING] NOTHING! 492 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,232 THIS ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN, IS IT? 493 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,334 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 494 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,512 COME ON! WHADDAYA GOT? 495 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,513 HEY! COME ON! 496 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,647 COME ON! WHADDAYA GOT? 497 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,716 WHADDAYA GOT? HEY, COME ON! 498 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,717 HEY, RICO. 499 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,319 COME ON! WHADDAYA GOT? 500 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,553 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT HERE? 501 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,555 MAKING A NICE LIVING. 502 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,689 YEAH, SO MOVE ALONG. 503 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,425 YOU'RE SCARING AWAY ALL THE PHILANTHROPISTS. 504 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,560 ALL RIGHT. YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELVES 505 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,595 A CITATION. 506 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,431 FOR EXCELLENCE IN CHANGE GATHERING? 507 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,867 [EMOTIONAL] IT'S ALL HAPPENING SO FAST. 508 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,335 HI, GUYS. HOW'S BUSINESS? 509 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,103 GREAT! WE'RE BEING HONORED BY RICO. 510 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,538 THEY'RE GETTING A CITATION. 511 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,974 CONGRATULATIONS, BOYS! 512 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,510 THE TICKET'S $75. 513 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,613 WHA..? OH, WELL...OK. 514 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,383 AND I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO WANT 15% 515 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,618 AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL CUT, HUH? 516 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,619 EXCUSE ME? 517 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,620 DON'T WORRY. 518 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,155 I KNOW HOW THESE THINGS WORK. 519 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,424 THIS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT. 520 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,260 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. GET IN THE SQUAD CAR. 521 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,461 WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWN. 522 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,963 AH...NOW THAT'S SERVICE. 523 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,299 SEE YOU DOWN THERE, BOYS! 524 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,467 COME ON! HEY! 525 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,240 OH, MAN... 526 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,875 THIS PEZ SUCKS. 527 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,651 THAT IS NOT PEZ. IT'S PROGESTERONE. 528 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,853 WELL, THEN THIS PROGESTERONE SUCKS. 529 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,023 THE CALENDAR FUNCTION IS NICE. 530 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,224 YEAH. 531 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,225 SALLY... 532 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,694 DO YOU TIP YOUR GYNECOLOGIST? 533 00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:33,363 COME ON. WITH HIS JOB, HE SHOULD BE TIPPING ME. 534 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,034 YEAH, BUT IT'S STRANGE, THOUGH. 535 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,802 YOU TIP THE GUY WHO DELIVERS YOUR PIZZA, 536 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,971 BUT NOT THE GUY WHO DELIVERS YOUR BABY. 537 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,106 THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA 538 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,175 TO BE HOT. 539 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,843 IF HE DELIVERS YOUR BABY 540 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,280 IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS, THOUGH... 541 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,714 THEN YOU TIP HIM! 542 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,317 WELL, THAT'S JUST GOOD SERVICE. 543 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,152 MORE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BABIES 544 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,687 IF THEY CAME WITH FREE GARLIC BREAD. 545 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,688 NO, THEY WOULDN'T. 546 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,689 YEAH. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 547 00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,690 YES, I DO. 548 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,958 NO. GIVE ME THAT. 549 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,726 COME ON. COME ON. NO!