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[LOUD SNORING]

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AAH!

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[SNORING]

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UGH!

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[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]

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RISE AND SHINE,
SLEEPYHEAD.

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GOOD MORNING,
SWEETNESS.

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[YAWNS]
HOW DID YOU SLEEP?

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OH, LIKE A ROCK.

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LIKE A ROCK.
MMM.

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[WHIMPERS]

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DICK, WHAT'S TAKING
SO LONG?

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I'LL JUST
BE A MINUTE.

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HEY, ALBRIGHT.
WHAT'S WITH THE CAPE?

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WHY, TOO MUCH?

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WELL, NOT IF YOU'RE
FIGHTING CRIME.

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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I THINK I LOOK GREAT.

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DICK, I'M GONNA
WAIT IN THE CAR,

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I WANT TO GO OVER
THE SEATING CHART

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FOR THE FUND-RAISER.

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OH, MARY, I LOVE
THAT JACKET.

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YEAH, THE WAY
IT HAS NO BUTTONS

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AND FLOWS OFF
YOUR SHOULDERS.

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IT'S NOT A JACKET,
IT'S A CAPE.

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OH, OF COURSE.

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IF IT'S A CAPE,
I DON'T LIKE IT.

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SO, UH, WHAT IS
THIS THING

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YOU'RE GOING TO,
ANYWAY?

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IT'S A CHARITY AUCTION.

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AND WHAT'S CHARITY, AGAIN?

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WELL, ALL I KNOW IS
THEY'RE GIVING OUT

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FREE DRINKS AND PADDLES
WITH NUMBERS ON THEM.

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WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
WHAT CHARITY'S ALL ABOUT,

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GETTING LIQUORED UP
AND SPANKING YOUR NEIGHBOR.

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OH, AND MARY TELLS ME

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I'LL GET TO MAKE
A DIFFERENCE

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IN SOMEONE'S LIFE.

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WAIT, I THOUGHT
WE WEREN'T ALLOWED

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TO MAKE
A DIFFERENCE.

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NO, WE CAN MAKE
LITTLE DIFFERENCES.

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WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO
MAKE GLOBAL DIFFERENCES.

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CAN WE BLOW UP
THE EARTH?

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YOU SEE, THAT'S
A GLOBAL DIFFERENCE.

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IT'S SO HARD
TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THIS.

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I KNOW, DON'T WE
HAVE IT ALL

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WRITTEN DOWN
SOMEPLACE?

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YEAH, IT'S ALL IN
THE MISSION STATEMENT.

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WHERE IS THAT THING,
ANYWAY?

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WELL, IF ANYBODY'S
WONDERING,

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I DIDN'T LEAVE IT
ON THE BUS.

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WELL, WE CAN'T BE
ON A MISSION

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WITHOUT A MISSION
STATEMENT.

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YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
HAVE TO WRITE UP

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A NEW ONE.

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WHAT? WHY US?

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BECAUSE SUBORDINATES
MUST DO

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WHATEVER THE HIGH
COMMANDER SAYS.

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BOY, THAT REMINDS ME
OF A MISSION STATEMENT

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I ONCE READ ON A BUS.

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AAH!

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I'M OK.

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NOTHING
TO SEE HERE.

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[BANG]
Sally: DON?

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[BANG]
OH, HEY, JIMMY.

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO MEET ME FOR LUNCH.

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OH, SALLY,
I'M SORRY, I FORGOT.

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I'VE GOT TO
BE HONEST WITH YOU,

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I DIDN'T GET MUCH
SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

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REALLY? I GOT
A TON, HONEY.

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[LAUGHS]

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I HEARD.

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OH, POOR BABY.
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'M GONNA COME OVER
AT 8:00,

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AND YOU AND I
ARE GONNA GO

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STRAIGHT TO BED,
MISTER. OK?

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SEE YOU, JIMMY.
[BANG]

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$60, GOING ONCE,
GOING TWICE,

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SOLD TO JUDITH DRAPER!

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COME ON UP HERE
AND PICK UP

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YOUR TWO-DAY PASS

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TO THE IROQUOIS FALLS
SWEAT LODGE.

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YOU DESERVE IT.

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JUDITH DRAPER!

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OH, BEFORE WE AUCTION
OFF OUR NEXT ITEM,

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LET'S ALL GIVE A HUGE
ROUND OF APPLAUSE

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TO THE MAN
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE

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FOR THIS CHARITY,

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FATHER MATTHEW
OF THE RUTHEFORD

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BOYS' HOME.

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FATHER MATTHEW!

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NOBODY EVER CLAPS
LIKE THAT FOR ME.

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MAYBE IF YOU OPENED
YOUR WALLET,

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YOU CHEAP BASTARD.

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NEXT, WE HAVE
THIS OIL PAINTING

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OF THE HISTORIC
GROUND BREAKING

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OF THE RUTHEFORD
BOYS' HOME.

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ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?

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WE'LL START
THE BIDDING AT $500.

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WHO WILL GIVE ME $500?

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I HAVE 5, WHO WILL
GIVE ME 6?

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NOBODY GIVE HIM 6!

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6 FROM FATHER MATTHEW,
WHO WILL GIVE ME 7?

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7! IN YOUR FACE,
PADRE!

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7, 7's THE BID.

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NOW, DO I HEAR 8?
8, ANYONE?

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800.

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STRUDWICK!

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
LET HIM

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WALK AWAY WITH THIS LITTLE
BEAUTY FOR 8, ARE YOU?

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I SHOULD SAY NOT.
900!

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TOP THAT, STRUDWICK.

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$1,000.

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OH, THAT IS MORE.

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YOU'RE OUT OF
YOUR LEAGUE, SOLOMON.

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AM I? 1,100.

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12.
1,201.

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13!
14!

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15!
16!

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[WHOOPING]
17!

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$1,700. YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LET HIM HAVE IT

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FOR $1,700, ARE YOU?

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YES.

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17, THEN, GOING ONCE,
GOING TWICE,

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SOLD TO DICK SOLOMON.

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OH, THANK YOU.

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ALL I CAN SAY IS...

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UH, CLAP LOUDER!

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OK, MISSION STATEMENT.

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MISSION STATEMENT.

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WHAT IS
OUR MISSION?

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
I ALWAYS REMEMBER IT

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BY OUR MISSION SONG.

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OH, RIGHT, RIGHT
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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♪ ACROSS THE VOID
WE COME A-WARPING ♪

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♪ DUM DIDDLE DEE LEE
OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH ♪

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♪ GLORIOUS AND SOMETHING
SOMETHING ♪

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♪ DUM DIDDLE DEE LEE
YADDA YADDA ♪

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SPACESHIP!
RIGHT.

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OK, LET'S JUST START
FROM SCRATCH THEN.

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WHAT IS OUR MISSION?

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TO BOLDLY GO

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WHERE NO MAN
HAS GONE BEFORE.

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THAT'S CLUNKY.

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YEAH, AND THAT
EXCLUDES SALLY.

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MMM, AND US, TOO,
TECHNICALLY,

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SINCE WE'RE NOT MEN.

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YEAH, YEAH,
AND LOTS OF MEN

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HAVE BEEN HERE.

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YEAH.

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EH, LET'S PUT IT IN.

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YEAH,
IT'LL GIVE DICK

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SOMETHING TO CUT.

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RIGHT.

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WELL, THAT'S THE NEWS.

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UM-HMM.

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I'D REALLY BETTER
GET SOME SLEEP.

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OK, I'LL GO
BRUSH MY TEETH.

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WELL, ACTUALLY, SALLY,

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I THINK I SHOULD SLEEP
ALONE TONIGHT.

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WHY?

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BECAUSE I MIGHT
GET CALLED OUT

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TO A 480 AT THE 212.

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A FIRE AT
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT?

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ALL RIGHT, SALLY,

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I'LL BE STRAIGHT
WITH YOU.

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UH, I CAN'T SLEEP

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IN THE SAME BED
WITH YOU.

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IS IT 'CAUSE I STINK?

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NO.

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DROOL?

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NO.

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PEE KIND OF ORANGEY?

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NO!

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WELL, THEN,
WHAT IS IT?

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YOU SNORE, SALLY.
YOU SNORE.

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SNORE?
I DO NOT SNORE.

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GIRLS DO NOT SNORE.

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WELL, YOU DO.

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YOU MEAN, LIKE...
[SNORTS]

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NO, IT'S MORE LIKE...
[SNORTS LOUDLY]

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OH, THAT'S BAD.

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JUDITH.

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DICK.

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DID YOU
SAY SOMETHING

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ABOUT MY PAINTING?

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NO.
OH.

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YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO HANG

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THAT UP IN HERE,
ARE YOU?

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UH, NO, NINA. THIS IS NOT
A HANGING PAINTING.

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IT'S MORE OF A
WALKING AROUND PAINTING.

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OH, THAT'S NICE.

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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT
FOR A WALK?

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GOOD MORNING.

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MARY, I THOUGHT
YOUR KIND

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DIDN'T VENTURE OUT
IN DAYLIGHT.

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WELL, IF MY CAPE
IS TOO HIP FOR THE ROOM,

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MAYBE I'LL JUST
TAKE IT OFF.

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I LOVE MY PAINTING.
IT'S SO NICE.

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HERE'S YOUR MAIL.

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OH, SOMETHING FROM
THE BOYS' HOME.

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AH, AT LAST,

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THE RESPECT
THAT I DESERVE.

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"DEAR SIR
OR MADAM..."

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HEY,
THEY'VE INVITED ME

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TO BECOME A PATRON.

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00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,244
NOT EVERYBODY
GETS THAT.

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I DID.

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00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,713
ME, TOO.
I GOT 3.

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THIS PAINTING SUCKS!

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STRUDWICK.

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DICK.

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LET ME GET RIGHT TO IT.

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LAST NIGHT,
I COULDN'T SLEEP

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KNOWING THAT
I HAD TAKEN FROM YOU

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A PAINTING THAT IS NEAR
AND DEAR TO YOUR HEART.

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THAT'S WHY I'M WILLING
TO LET YOU HAVE IT--

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I DON'T WANT IT.

219
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YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
THAT'S WHY I'M WILLING

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TO LET YOU HAVE IT FOR,
SAY, $900.

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FORGET IT.
I NEVER WANTED

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THAT PIECE
OF CRAP, ANYWAY.

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OH, REALLY? THEN WHY
DID YOU BID ON IT

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LIKE A YOUNG LION
IN SPRINGTIME?

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TO DRIVE UP
THE PRICE

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AND PISS YOU OFF.

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WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK!

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OK, LET'S START AGAIN.

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WE'LL BEGIN THE BIDDING
AT, SAY, $900.

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GET LOST.
THAT WAS A BID.

231
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,301
THAT WAS NOT A BID.

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00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,069
IT WAS, TOO.
YOU BID $900.

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00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,171
GOING ONCE,
GOING TWICE.

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00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,205
GO AWAY!
SOLD! YOU OWE ME $900.

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WE'LL CALL IT 8.

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7, AND I GET TO KISS
YOUR WIFE.

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00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,912
OUT, IDIOT!

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FINE, BUT AT LEAST
I HAVE SOMETHING

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TO SHOW
FOR MY IDIOCY.

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AHA! SO, YOU HAVE
MY PAINTING.

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[SNORING]

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SHE SNORES
LIKE A PIG.

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WHY IS THIS
OUR PROBLEM, AGAIN?

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00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,507
WELL, READ
THE FIRST PARAGRAPH

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OF OUR MISSION
STATEMENT.

246
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,545
MMM. "WE MUST CONFRONT
ALL HUMAN PROBLEMS

247
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,480
TO UNDERSTAND
THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE."

248
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,481
WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?

249
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,216
THAT WAS YOU.

250
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,385
IT'S GOOD.
UM-HMM.

251
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,653
WELL, MAYBE
IF WE CONSTRICT

252
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,221
THE AIRFLOW
TO HER NOSTRILS.

253
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,692
YEAH.

254
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,361
[SNORES LOUDLY]

255
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,963
UH, BETTER DO
THE MOUTH, TOO.

256
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,998
OK.
YEAH. I'LL JUST...

257
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,606
ALL RIGHT!
YEAH!

258
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,508
SOMETIMES, THE MOST
OBVIOUS SOLUTION

259
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,178
IS THE MOST BRILLIANT.
YEAH.

260
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,780
NO MORE SNORING,
AND SHE GETS

261
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,181
ALL THE OXYGEN
SHE NEEDS

262
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,550
THROUGH HER, UH...

263
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,551
WAIT, WHERE'S

264
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,987
THE THIRD INTAKE
AGAIN?

265
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:29,954
THE GILLS?

266
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,724
AAH!
AAH!

267
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,658
AAH!

268
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,798
HI, RUTHEFORD
CLOTHING DRIVE?

269
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,966
YEAH, I DONATED

270
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,268
A DELIGHTFUL CAPE ENSEMBLE
THIS MORNING,

271
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,939
AND I THINK YOU MADE
A MISTAKE ON THE RECEIPT.

272
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,374
YEAH, YOU ESTIMATED
THE VALUE AT $300.

273
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,711
WELL, I PAID
MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

274
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,979
I KNOW THEY
HAVEN'T BEEN POPULAR

275
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,081
SINCE THE 1800s. LOOK...

276
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,249
IF I PUT A ONE
IN FRONT OF THE 3,

277
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:02,019
WOULD THAT BE
AGAINST YOUR RULES?

278
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,355
"DEAR FRIEND OF
THE ENVIRONMENT."

279
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,789
GREAT.
ALL OF A SUDDEN,

280
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:06,790
EVERY CHARITY
IN THE WORLD

281
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,259
IS ASKING ME
FOR MONEY.

282
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,628
WELL, ONCE YOU GET ON ONE
CHARITY'S MAILING LIST,

283
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,629
YOU'RE ON THEM ALL.

284
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,997
YEAH, BUT,
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED

285
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,600
TO JUDGE
WHO GETS PRIORITY?

286
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,436
DO I ADOPT
A FRUIT BAT,

287
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,272
SAVE THE RAINFOREST,
OR BUILD SHELTERS

288
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,773
FOR AMERICA'S
HOMELESS?

289
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,776
YOU JUST HELP THE ONES
YOU CAN, DICK.

290
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,510
YEAH, BUT WHY ME?

291
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,980
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST
HELP EACH OTHER?

292
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,615
AND HOW WOULD THEY
DO THAT?

293
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,150
SIMPLE.
THE RAINFOREST GUYS

294
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,151
CUT DOWN THE JUNGLE

295
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,386
TO BUILD
AFFORDABLE HOUSING,

296
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,653
AMERICA'S HOMELESS
MOVES IN,

297
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:37,688
AND ONCE THEY
GET SETTLED,

298
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,190
THEY'LL BE HAPPY
TO OPEN THEIR HOMES

299
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,124
TO FRUIT BATS.

300
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,363
IT'S NOT
ROCKET SCIENCE.

301
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,366
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

302
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,167
OH, I KNOW
HOW IT WORKS.

303
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,436
I FORK OVER $1,700,

304
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,437
AND ALL I GET
IS A PAINTING

305
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,107
OF TWO MONKS
AND A SHOVEL.

306
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,042
THE GUY COULDN'T
EVEN PAINT HANDS.

307
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,677
THEY LOOK
LIKE POTATOES.

308
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,279
I WANT
MY MONEY BACK!

309
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,125
DON.

310
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,529
HARRIET TUBMAN.

311
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,597
DON.

312
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,633
SALLY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

313
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,269
I FINALLY FOUND A CURE
FOR MY SNORING.

314
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,204
OH.

315
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,339
ISN'T THAT GREAT?

316
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,107
I WON'T BE
WAKING YOU UP ANYMORE.

317
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,277
YEAH, THAT'S SUPER.
GOOD NIGHT.

318
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,278
GOOD NIGHT.

319
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,824
[HUMMING]

320
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,163
AREN'T YOU GONNA
GO TO SLEEP?

321
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,200
OH, NO.
I SLEPT ALL DAY.

322
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,035
WHY IS THAT?

323
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,169
SO MY SNORING

324
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,205
WOULDN'T WAKE YOU UP,
SILLY.

325
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,107
NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP.

326
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,977
SHH SHH SHH SHH. OK.
ALL RIGHT.

327
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,753
Cliff: HEY THERE, WOODY,

328
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,290
WHAT'S THAT HAIR
DOING IN MY BEER?

329
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,358
Woody: I THINK
IT'S THE BACKSTROKE,

330
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,359
MR. CLAVIN.

331
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,393
[LAUGHS LOUDLY]

332
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,261
SALLY!

333
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,797
UH, I'LL JUST, I'LL PUT IT
ON CLOSED CAPTIONING.

334
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,135
NORM!

335
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,069
SALLY!

336
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,594
STINKY.

337
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,968
YUMMY.

338
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,681
OH, MY GOSH.
OH, MY GOSH.

339
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,216
OK, OK.

340
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,225
OK, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE
THE PILLOW AWAY.

341
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,060
COME ON.

342
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,062
[BOTH GRUNT]

343
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,296
AAH!

344
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,702
WILL YOU JUST
GO TO SLEEP?

345
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,405
CAN'T YOU JUST
GO TO SLEEP?

346
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,207
I'M SORRY.
DON'T BE MAD.

347
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,208
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.

348
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:48,145
I'M SORRY.
REALLY SORRY. OK?

349
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,081
[SNORING]

350
00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,425
ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING
THIS MISSION STATEMENT HOME.

351
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:02,993
HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN
WE'VE FULFILLED

352
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,962
THE GOAL
OF OUR MISSION?

353
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,597
UM, WHEN
WE'VE BECOME

354
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,366
THE PERFECT
HUMAN BEINGS?

355
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:12,203
YES. YES, BUT HUMAN BEINGS
BY NATURE ARE IMPERFECT.

356
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,237
WAIT A SECOND.

357
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,738
I SEE WHAT
YOU'RE GOING FOR.

358
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,074
YES, AND FOR THIS MISSION
TO BE PERFECT,

359
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,443
IT ACTUALLY HAS TO BE
REALLY FLAWED.

360
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,446
WELL, ALL RIGHT!
IT ALREADY IS.

361
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,615
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU.

362
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,650
YOU'RE
THE POSTER BOY

363
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,783
FOR IMPERFECTION.

364
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,455
HOW'S THAT?

365
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,456
WELL, YOUR B.O.

366
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,624
SMELLS LIKE
CHICKEN SOUP,

367
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,059
AND YOU GOT
B.O. A LOT.

368
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,596
FAIR ENOUGH,
BUT, UH,

369
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,630
DON'T SELL
YOURSELF SHORT

370
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,331
IN THE IMPERFECTION
DEPARTMENT, HARRY.

371
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,500
HOW DO YOU MEAN?

372
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,403
WELL, YOU'RE NOT SMART.

373
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,173
AND YOU SCARE AWAY
THE LADIES.

374
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,710
I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING
YOUR FACE IN.

375
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,446
ME FIRST, FATSO.

376
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,857
FATHER MATTHEW WILL
BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

377
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:06,791
THANK YOU.

378
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,102
FATHER MATTHEW, ALLOW ME
TO BE PERFECTLY FRANK.

379
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,438
I AM NOT A WEALTHY MAN.

380
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,707
I HAVE TO FEED AND CLOTHE
A FAMILY OF 4

381
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,376
ON A PROFESSOR'S
MODEST SALARY.

382
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:29,180
I CAN'T EXPECT A PRIEST
TO UNDERSTAND POVERTY,

383
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:33,551
BUT LET ME TELL YOU,
I HAVE TO MAKE

384
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,486
A LOT OF SACRIFICES--

385
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,788
NO, NO, PLEASE,
LET ME FINISH.

386
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,258
I SIMPLY HAVE NO ROOM
IN MY LIMITED BUDGET

387
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,560
FOR EXTRAVAGANCES
LIKE CHARITY.

388
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,462
THEREFORE, I AM RETURNING
THIS PAINTING,

389
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,031
AND I WANT YOU
TO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK.

390
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,732
UNHAND ME, SIR!

391
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,800
GOOD MORNING.

392
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,602
OH, UH, FATHER MATTHEW.

393
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,272
WELL, I'M SORRY
TO KEEP YOU WAITING.

394
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,040
BEN, THIS IS
DR. SOLOMON,

395
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,308
THE NICE MAN
WHO GAVE US

396
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,910
THE MONEY TO HAVE
THE BUS FIXED.

397
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,378
THANK YOU, DR. SOLOMON.

398
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,947
OH, WELL, HEY,
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

399
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,849
THANKS TO YOUR
GENEROUS PLEDGE,

400
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,218
WE CAN FIX THE BUS,

401
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,587
AND OUR KIDS
WILL SEE THINGS

402
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,790
THEY HAVE NEVER
SEEN BEFORE.

403
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,126
THE TIRE AND RUBBER
WORKS IN AKRON,

404
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,897
THE MINIATURE GOLF
HALL OF FAME,

405
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,699
WAPAKONETA,
THE HOME--

406
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,202
THE BIRTHPLACE
OF NEIL ARMSTRONG,

407
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,203
AND OF COURSE,

408
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,438
THE AIR
AND SPACE MUSEUM,

409
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,639
AND THE AQUARIUM.

410
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,676
OH, YES, AQUARIUMS ARE NICE,
IF YOU LIKE FISH, BUT--

411
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,110
AND THERE'S ALSO
A CHANCE WE CAN

412
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,978
TAKE A DAY TRIP

413
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,914
TO SEE THE TOLEDO
MUD HENS.

414
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,318
NOW, THAT'S ALL VERY WELL,
FATHER MATTHEW--

415
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,620
ALLOW ME TO BE
PERFECTLY FRANK.

416
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,357
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT
A WEALTHY MAN.

417
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,724
NO, I--I WAS GOING
TO SAY THAT--

418
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,059
AND I KNOW
IT WASN'T EASY

419
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,527
RAISING
A FAMILY OF 4

420
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,529
ON A PROFESSOR'S
MODEST SALARY--

421
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,797
YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I--

422
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,899
WHICH IS WHY
YOUR GENEROSITY

423
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,169
MEANS SO MUCH TO US.

424
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,939
OH, WELL...BUT--

425
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,909
NO, NO, PLEASE.
LET ME FINISH.

426
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,111
GIVEN YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES,

427
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,714
YOUR GIFT MEANS
SO MUCH TO US.

428
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,250
SURE, MARTIN ABEND
GAVE US $50,000,

429
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,219
BUT HE OWNS
THE BALL BEARING PLANT.

430
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:20,358
RELATIVE TO HIM, YOUR GIFT
WAS FAR MORE GENEROUS.

431
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,060
YOU MEAN, I'M BETTER
THAN THE RICH GUY?

432
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,463
WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT
TO SAY THAT--

433
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,464
NO, NO, NO,
GO ON, SAY IT.

434
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,332
I'M NOT GONNA
TELL HIM.

435
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,834
YOU ARE A GREAT MAN.

436
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,903
THANK YOU,
FATHER MATTHEW.

437
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,939
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

438
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,608
SO, WHY DID YOU
BRING IN THE PAINTING?

439
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:42,112
OH, THAT. BECAUSE
I WANT YOU TO, UH...

440
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,382
UH, I WANT YOU TO...

441
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,650
I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

442
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:47,684
THANK YOU.

443
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:51,355
NO, NO, PLEASE.
THE PLEASURE'S MINE.

444
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,324
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

445
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,800
COULD YOU EITHER
GET THIS KID OFF MY LEG,

446
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,334
OR ELSE PUT
ANOTHER ONE ON,

447
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:08,005
BECAUSE IT'S REALLY
THROWING OFF MY BALANCE.

448
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,778
"THERE ARE SOME THINGS
IN LIFE MONEY CAN'T BUY.

449
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,381
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S
THIS MISSION STATEMENT."

450
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,751
DID YOU GUYS
JUST GET BORED

451
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,986
AND START WATCHING
TELEVISION?

452
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,287
NO.
YEAH.

453
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,526
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD.
UNTIL I STARTED SNORING,

454
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,328
I NEVER REALLY
APPRECIATED

455
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,063
HOW MUCH
DON LOVES ME.

456
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,532
YEAH, AND UNTIL
I STARTED GIVING,

457
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,666
I NEVER REALLY
APPRECIATED

458
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,667
HOW MUCH I HAVE.

459
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,703
MAN, WE'RE SO LUCKY.

460
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:43,207
♪ ACROSS THE VOID
WE COME A-WARPING ♪

461
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:47,878
♪ ACROSS THE FIELDS
OF STARS WE SOAR ♪

462
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:52,717
♪ WE PLEDGE TO LAND AND
SOMETHING, SOMETHING ♪

463
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,787
♪ DUM DEE DUM DEE
DA DA DA DA...SPACESHIP ♪

464
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:57,822
ONE MORE TIME!

465
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:02,359
♪ ACROSS THE VOID
WE COME A-WARPING ♪

466
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,796
♪ ACROSS THE FIELDS
OF STARS WE SOAR ♪