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HEY, YOU GUYS,
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WHY IS EVERYTHING SO RED
ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
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I MEAN, THE GREETING CARDS
AND THE CANDY.
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EVEN THE TIRE ADS.
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WELL, RED REPRESENTS
ALL THE BLOOD
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THAT WAS SPILLED
AT THE MASSACRE.
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MASSACRE?
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YEAH, THE ST. VALENTINE'S
DAY MASSACRE.
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IT WAS A VERY BIG DEAL
HERE ON EARTH.
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WELL, ALL I KNOW
IS AT SCHOOL,
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EVERYBODY SAYS VALENTINE'S
DAY IS DESIGNED
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TO MAXIMIZE
THE LOVIN'.
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WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE YOU
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WHO NEVER
GET ANY LOVIN'?
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YES, WELL, THAT'S
ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE.
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BECAUSE THIS VALENTINE'S DAY
IS ABOUT ME AND ALISSA
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MAXIMIZING THE LOVIN'
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AND MINIMIZING...
THE VIRGINITY.
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YES!
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IT'S ABOUT TIME.
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I'VE BEEN TELLING
YOU TO DO THAT
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SINCE YOU WERE 14.
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HEY, GUYS!
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HEY, ALISSA,
HOW YOU DOING?
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AHH...
CAKE IN THE OVEN!
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OH, WILL YOU, UH...
LOOK AT THE TIME?
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HARRY?
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HMM?
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OH, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO STAGGER MY EXIT
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FOR A MORE
NATURAL EFFECT.
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♪ LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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AND I'M OUT!
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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UH, I'VE JUST
BEEN THINKING
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ABOUT WHAT WE SHOULD DO
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
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OH, THAT'S SWEET.
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YEAH, SO...SO,
LIKE, UP ALL NIGHT
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TRYING TO CRAFT THE BEST
WAY OF SAYING THIS.
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ALISSA, DO YOU WANT
TO GET A HOTEL ROOM?
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TOMMY, IT BETTER BE
A NICE HOTEL ROOM.
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REALLY?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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YEAH, I MEAN, I THINK
WE'RE READY, DON'T YOU?
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YES, YEAH. NO, I DO.
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I REALLY DO.
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AND ABSOLUTELY IT'LL BE
A NICE HOTEL ROOM.
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I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
IT'S OUR FIRST TIME.
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OH...
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YOUR FIRST TIME.
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WHAT--WHAT?
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THANK YOU.
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SO, MARY,
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR
VALENTINE'S DAY THIS YEAR?
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OH...I'M NOT
EXPECTING MUCH.
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WHY NOT?
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WELL, THE FIRST YEAR
WE DATED,
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YOU CLAIMED TO HAVE NEVER
HEARD OF VALENTINE'S DAY.
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THE SECOND YEAR YOU GAVE
ME A HAM SANDWICH.
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THAT'S WHY
I'M NOT EXPECTING MUCH.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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MARY, THIS YEAR I'LL
TRY TO GET IT RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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HEY.
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OH, TIFFANY,
YOU FINALLY MADE IT!
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OH, DICK,
THIS IS MY NIECE TIFFANY.
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SHE'S STAYING
WITH ME FOR THE WEEK.
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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AUNT MARY, CAN
I HAVE 20 BUCKS?
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UH, YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO JOIN US?
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NO.
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OH, OK.
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BUT BE HOME BY 10:00.
MY RULES.
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THAT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN.
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HAVE FUN.
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SWEET GIRL.
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SHE'S A PAIN
IN THE ASS.
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MY THERAPIST SAID I HAD
TO SET LIMITS WITH HER.
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THERAPIST?
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WHY ARE YOU
SEEING A THERAPIST?
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TO TALK.
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ABOUT ME?
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OH, DICK...
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ABOUT OUR
RELATIONSHIP?
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DICK, PLEASE!
OH, MY GOD!
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YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT ME!
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YES--NO!
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DICK, THAT'S BETWEEN
ME AND MY THERAPIST.
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BUT TELL ME!
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NO!
PLEASE!
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NO!
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SO WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO EAT?
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THAT'S BETWEEN
ME AND MY WAITER.
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HEY, DON!
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SALLY, LOOK WHAT
I FOUND ON THE PORCH.
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IT SAYS IT'S FROM
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
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SECRET ADMIRER?
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HEY, YOU GUYS,
GET IN HERE!
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YOU SURE YOU WANT TO READ
THAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?
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HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
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LOOK WHAT SOME WEIRDO
LEFT ON THE PORCH!
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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"DEAR SALLY,
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"I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
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WHOA, THIS GUY
SOUNDS OBSESSED!
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Don: BUT, UH--
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"I STAY
UP AT NIGHT
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JUST TO WATCH
YOU SLEEP."
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SALLY--
EWW!
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"ON THIS
VALENTINE'S DAY
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YOUR HEART
WILL BE MINE."
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AAH!
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Don: NO, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THIS IS THE MOST
CREEPY, HORRIBLE,
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DISGUSTING THING
I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED!
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IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU'RE DATING A COP.
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YES, IT IS, YES.
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DON, SHOULD WE GO OUTSIDE
AND LOOK FOR CLUES?
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CLUES? SURE, WHY NOT?
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OH. SO I GOT
ALISSA AND ME
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A ROOM
AT THE RAMADA.
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ATTABOY!
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SHE'S TOTALLY
FINE WITH IT.
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ATTABOY!
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BUT I'M A VIRGIN.
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ATTABOY!
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AND, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S NOT.
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ATTA--
STOP IT!
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WHAT, YOU MEAN THE POINTING
OR THE ACTUAL--
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EVERYTHING!
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO, MAN.
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SHE'S SO MUCH MORE
EXPERIENCED THAN ME.
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WHAT IF I MAKE
A FOOL OF MYSELF?
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
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YOU WILL.
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SO, DICK,
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WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
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MARY ALBRIGHT.
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OK.
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WHAT DOES SHE TALK ABOUT
WHEN SHE COMES HERE?
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I CAN'T DISCUSS
PATIENTS, DICK.
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DOCTOR-CLIENT
PRIVILEGE
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IS THE FOUNDATION OF
TRUST IN PSYCHOTHERAPY.
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OH, THAT...
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
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I RESPECT THAT.
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HOW ABOUT I ASK YOU
QUESTIONS ABOUT MARY,
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AND YOU NOD
YOUR HEAD YES OR NO?
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NO.
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WAS THAT A YES?
NO.
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WAS THAT A NO?
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YES!
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YES! GOOD, GOOD.
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DICK, WHAT'S
REALLY GOING ON?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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ARE YOU FEELING INSECURE
ABOUT SOMETHING?
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LIKE WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU TELL ME.
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MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH MARY?
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YES?
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NO.
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WAS THAT A YES?
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[WAILING] YES!
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[SOBBING]
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OHHH!
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HELLO.
IS TOMMY HERE?
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YEAH, I'M TOMMY.
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HI.
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UH, DO I KNOW YOU?
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I'M TIFFANY.
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AUNT MARY WANTED
TO GET RID OF ME,
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SO SHE TOLD ME TO
COME OVER HERE
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AND HANG OUT
WITH YOU.
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UH-HUH. WELL, I GOT
SOME HOMEWORK TO DO, SO...
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YOU'RE A CUTIE.
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NOT EXACTLY BIG-BONED,
BUT REALLY HOT.
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THANKS.
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I'M BORED.
LET'S DO SOMETHING.
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RIGHT.
THAT'S THE THING--
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I GOT THIS
STUFF TO DO, SO--
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COME ON, STOP BEING
SO LAME ALL THE TIME.
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YOU JUST MET ME.
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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18.
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH?
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UH...
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WE--WE GOT TURKEY.
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[HUMMING]
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DON,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HUH?
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HAVE THERE BEEN
ANY BREAKS IN THE CASE?
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UH, UH, NO, SALLY.
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UH, BUT I'VE GOT EVERY
AVAILABLE MAN ON IT.
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WHAT ABOUT
A HANDWRITING EXPERT?
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DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE SOME
SORT OF HANDWRITING EXPERT
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THAT CAN TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS THING?
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A HANDWRITING EXPERT?
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SALLY, WE'RE JUST A SMALL
POLICE DEPARTMENT,
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AND I, UH...I'M
THE HANDWRITING EXPERT.
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UH, HERE, LET ME
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
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AHA! GIVEN THE SLOPE
OF THIS CROSSED "T,"
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WE CAN DEFINITELY
CONCLUDE THAT THIS GUY
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IS A LOVER,
NOT A LOSER, SALLY.
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REALLY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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CURVE OF THE "V"
SAYS HE'S A PERVERT.
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AND THE CAPITAL "Y"
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SAYS HE'S KILLED
AND WILL KILL AGAIN.
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RICO!
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I KNEW IT!
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DON, I CANNOT SLEEP
KNOWING THAT HE IS OUT THERE.
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PLEASE FIND HIM FOR ME.
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JUST FIND HIM.
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BOY, OH, BOY.
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YOU BETTER
FIND THAT PERV.
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I'M THE PERV.
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THE FIRST TIME
I SAW MARY UNDRESS,
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I REMEMBER THINKING,
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"GOD, I HOPE
THIS SKYLIGHT HOLDS."
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER
YOUR RELATIONSHIP
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WITH MARY TO
BE A HAPPY ONE?
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YES. APART FROM
THE OCCASIONAL MISHAP.
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MISHAP?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE ME PUBLICLY
ACCUSING HER OF MURDER OR...
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OR SHOWING UP NAKED
AT ONE OF HER FUND-RAISERS.
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SO THOSE WEREN'T
MARY'S DELUSIONS.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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GO ON.
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I MEAN, I TRY SO HARD
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TO DO THE RIGHT THING,
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BUT INEVITABLY MY CHOICE IS
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"THE WORST THING IMAGINABLE."
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HER WORDS.
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HOW DOES THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL?
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FRUSTRATED.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE I WANT...
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BECAUSE I WANT TO BE
A GOOD HUMAN BEING.
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AND WHAT'S
STOPPING YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU?
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NO.
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ME?
GOOD!
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AND?
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AND...WHERE I CAME FROM.
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YES, OF COURSE!
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IT'S WHERE I'M FROM!
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AND?
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IT'S MY PAST!
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THAT'S IT!
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MY PAST IS STOPPING ME
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FROM BEING
A GOOD HUMAN BEING.
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GO ON.
252
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,118
IT'S STANDING BETWEEN ME
AND MY HAPPINESS WITH MARY.
253
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,119
GO ON.
254
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,921
I'VE GOT TO
LET GO OF MY PAST!
255
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,423
THAT'S IT! I'M LETTING
GO OF MY PAST!
256
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,058
GO ON.
GO ON?
257
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,393
I'VE JUST MADE
A HUGE BREAKTHROUGH!
258
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,662
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
259
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,401
FOOD, CLOTHING,
SHELTER.
260
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,036
THE BASICS TURN ME ON.
261
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,571
SHELTER TURNS YOU ON?
262
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:08,806
YEAH.
263
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:09,874
BECAUSE YOU NEED
THOSE THINGS
264
00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,975
OR YOU'LL DIE.
265
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,210
BUT SOMETIMES
IT FEELS LIKE
266
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,878
IF YOU HAVE THEM,
YOU'LL DIE.
267
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,014
WAIT, HOW DO YOU MEAN?
268
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,349
WELL, YOU CAN HAVE
SHELTER ALL DAY LONG,
269
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,817
BUT IF YOU DON'T GO
OUTSIDE ONCE IN A WHILE,
270
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,186
YOU GO CRAZY.
271
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,921
OH, RIGHT. AND YOU COULD
EAT LIKE A PIG,
272
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:26,591
BUT THEN SOMETIMES
YOU HAVE TO STOP, RIGHT?
273
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,026
AND CLOTHING.
274
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,728
YEAH?
275
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,895
WELL, SOMETIMES,
276
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,565
DON'T YOU JUST
HAVE TO BE NAKED?
277
00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:41,639
I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
278
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,843
I'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND.
279
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:48,012
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
280
00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,815
NO. WE'RE GONNA
HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW.
281
00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,520
I'M A VIRGIN.
282
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,356
I COULD EDUCATE YOU.
283
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,859
I COULD USE
AN EDUCATION.
284
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:01,860
LET'S GO.
285
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,561
OK!
286
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,231
ALISSA IS GONNA BE
SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
287
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,304
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TO MAKE.
288
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,739
AY YI YI.
OH, JEEZ.
289
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:18,443
I HAVE SPENT MY ENTIRE
LIFE AS A HUMAN
290
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,478
ON THE OUTSIDE
LOOKING IN.
291
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,213
ALWAYS TRYING,
APPROXIMATING,
292
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,548
ATTEMPTING,
293
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,116
BUT NEVER BEING
A HUMAN BEING.
294
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:28,485
THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE NOT.
295
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:29,687
LIEUTENANT,
296
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,189
I REFUSE TO BE DEFINED
BY WHO I AM.
297
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,392
MY PAST HAS ALWAYS
GOTTEN ME INTO TROUBLE.
298
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,227
AS OF NOW,
I HAVE NO PAST.
299
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,263
I AM NO LONGER
AN ALIEN.
300
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,031
WHAT?
301
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,101
FROM NOW ON,
I AM A HUMAN BEING.
302
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,036
I AM JOHN Q. PUBIC.
303
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,047
SO LET ME
ASK YOU THIS:
304
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,548
IF YOU'RE NOT
AN ALIEN ANYMORE,
305
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,682
AM I STILL AN ALIEN?
306
00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,886
I'M NOT HERE TO DEFINE
YOU OR ANYONE.
307
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,388
BUT I WILL SAY THIS:
308
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,223
ALL THE COOL KIDS
ARE NO LONGER ALIENS.
309
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,692
I'VE GOTTA CHANGE.
310
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,328
ONLY ONE MORE SHOPPING
DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S,
311
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,663
AND THIS TIME,
I'M GETTING IT RIGHT.
312
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,664
WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING FOR DON?
313
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:17,101
OOH, I'M THINKING
HAM SANDWICH.
314
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,936
GREAT IDEA.
315
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,539
HEY, THAT'S WHAT YOU
GOT MARY LAST YEAR.
316
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,740
YEAH,
WHEN I WAS A...
317
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,476
[BEEPING]
318
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,011
ALIEN.
319
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,853
SO, UH, I WAS OK?
320
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,887
YOU'RE A NATURAL.
321
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:37,922
REALLY?
322
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,291
BUT IN THE GENETIC
IMPERATIVE KIND OF WAY,
323
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,393
OR ARE WE TALKING
STYLE POINTS HERE?
324
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,795
BOTH. I GOTTA GO.
TAKE CARE.
325
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:45,963
W-WAIT.
326
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,899
WAIT. SO, THIS IS LIKE
GOOD-BYE AND GOOD LUCK?
327
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,134
YEAH.
328
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,736
WHAT A DEAL!
329
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,507
[LAUGHS]
330
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,181
HEY, TOMMY!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
331
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,816
WELL...
332
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,152
A LOT MORE THAN I DID
2 HOURS AGO.
333
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,554
OH!
334
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,456
NOTHING SAYS
I LOVE YOU
335
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,558
LIKE HAVING SEX
WITH A STRANGER
336
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,526
THE NIGHT BEFORE YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO DO IT
337
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,094
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR
THE VERY FIRST TIME
338
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,296
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
339
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,297
YEAH.
YEAH.
340
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,597
I'M SO THOUGHTFUL.
341
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,532
YEAH.
342
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,105
LOOK, HAVE YOU CAUGHT THE GUY
WHO WROTE THE NOTE YET?
343
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,106
CAUGHT HIM?
344
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,207
OH, UH,
YEAH, SURE.
345
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,676
I NAILED HIM.
HE'S IN LOCK-UP.
346
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:32,710
YOUR WORRIES
ARE OVER.
347
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,479
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
348
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,481
I WANT TO SEE HIM.
349
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,482
Y-YOU CAN'T.
350
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,750
UH, NOBODY'S
ALLOWED IN THERE.
351
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:39,884
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
352
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:40,951
I'M GOING IN.
353
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,620
SALLY, SALLY!
354
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,122
SALLY!
355
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,457
ALL RIGHT, DON,
WHICH ONE IS HE?
356
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,558
SALLY, I--
I KNOW HOW--
357
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,660
WHICH ONE'S THE PERV?
358
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,661
UH, THE ONE
IN THE RED FLANNEL.
359
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,829
HE'S YOUR MAN.
360
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,631
OK, FLANNEL BOY,
361
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,399
YEAH, STEP OVER HERE.
362
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,568
SO YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S BEEN STALKING ME, HUH?
363
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,471
WELL, YOU HAVE MESSED
WITH THE WRONG BROAD, BABY!
364
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,940
YOU HAVE MADE
MY LIFE A LIVING HELL,
365
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,775
AND YOU WILL SUFFER
THE WRATH--
366
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,777
SALLY, FOR
GOD'S SAKE, STOP IT!
367
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,479
WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE?
368
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,381
I WAS THE ONE
WHO WROTE THE NOTE.
369
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,649
YOU?
370
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,718
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
BETTER THAN A CARD.
371
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,754
I WANTED TO SAY IT
IN MY OWN WORDS.
372
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,622
YOU WROTE...
373
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,858
"DEAR SALLY,
374
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,461
"I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
375
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,796
"I STAY UP AT NIGHT...
376
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,534
JUST TO WATCH YOU SLEEP."
377
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,703
Both: "ON THIS
VALENTINE'S DAY...
378
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,572
YOUR HEART
WILL BE MINE."
379
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,809
OH, MY GOD,
THAT IS SO SWEET.
380
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,512
THANKS. I TRIED.
381
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,385
LET'S GO.
382
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,887
YOU COULD NEVER WRITE
A VALENTINE
383
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,821
THAT GOOD, YOU CREEP.
384
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,394
OH, HI, DICK.
385
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,596
OH, MARY.
386
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:05,269
HAPPY, HAPPY
VALENTINE'S DAY.
387
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:09,373
WOW, DICK, THIS LOOKS
LIKE A REAL PRESENT.
388
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,674
I PUT A LOT OF
THOUGHT INTO IT.
389
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:11,843
OH!
390
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,880
OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS AMAZING.
391
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,448
OH, I KNEW
YOU'D LOVE IT.
392
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,351
WHEN I WAS 5, I WANTED
A PIANO JUST LIKE THIS,
393
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,386
BUT MY MOTHER
WOULDN'T GET IT FOR ME.
394
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,588
HERE'S ANOTHER
ONE, MARY.
395
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,659
OH, MY GOD! DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS?
396
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,194
YEAH, IT'S THE NOVEL
397
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,063
THAT YOUR PROFESSOR
WROTE WHILE YOU
398
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,265
WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH HIM IN COLLEGE.
399
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,534
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
400
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,871
AND HERE IS
A FLOWING BLACK WIG.
401
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,039
YOUR CAMP COUNSELOR WOULDN'T
LET YOU PLAY MARIA
402
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,576
IN WEST SIDE STORY,
BUT I WILL.
403
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,212
I NEVER TOLD YOU
ANY OF THESE THINGS.
404
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,646
BUT YOU TOLD
YOUR THERAPIST,
405
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,282
WHO IS NOW
MY THERAPIST.
406
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,985
YOU'RE SEEING
MY THERAPIST?
407
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,521
YEAH. YOU BETCHA.
408
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,323
AND SHE TOLD YOU
ALL OF THIS?
409
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,159
OH, OF COURSE NOT.
410
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,461
MARY, THAT WOULD BE
COMPLETELY UNETHICAL.
411
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,732
I LOOKED AT YOUR FILES WHILE
SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
412
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,470
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
413
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,704
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
414
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,873
PEOPLE DON'T DO THIS.
415
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,043
PEOPLE DON'T LOOK AT OTHER
PEOPLE'S PSYCHOLOGICAL FILES
416
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:22,413
TO GET GIFT IDEAS!
417
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:24,949
THEY DON'T?
418
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,184
[SHRIEKING] NO!
419
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,786
WAIT A MINUTE, MARY!
420
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,454
ARE YOU SURE?
421
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,791
OH, STUPID ALIEN!
422
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,260
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!
423
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,261
[PIANO PLINKS]
424
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,395
[PLINK]
425
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,964
[PLINK PLINK PLINK]
426
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,532
[CLANG]
427
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,504
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
428
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,910
HELLO,
MY VALENTINE.
429
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,846
HELLO,
MY VALENTINO.
430
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,016
SO, THIS NICE
ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?
431
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,920
SET ME BACK $47.99.
432
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,456
LISTEN, I, UH, I HAVE
A PRESENT FOR YOU,
433
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,992
BECAUSE I WANTED TONIGHT
TO BE REALLY SPECIAL.
434
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,627
REALLY?
WHAT IS IT?
435
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,897
LAST NIGHT...
436
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,234
I LOST
MY VIRGINITY.
437
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,704
YOU WHAT?
438
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,274
AND IF TONIGHT IS
ANYTHING LIKE LAST NIGHT,
439
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,009
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
ONE GREAT TIME.
440
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,545
WHY WOULD
YOU DO THIS?
441
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,546
OH, I DID
IT FOR YOU.
442
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,781
FOR ME?
YEAH,
443
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,683
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU'RE
SUCH AN EXPERIENCED WOMAN.
444
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,851
YOU DON'T
WANT A BOYFRIEND
445
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,886
WHO DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING, YOU KNOW?
446
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,655
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY.
447
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,423
HAPPY?
448
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,891
NOT QUITE HAPPY.
449
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,526
I HAVE TO GO
THINK ABOUT THIS.
450
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,527
OK.
451
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:44,995
WELL,
DON'T BE LONG!
452
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,031
OH, I'M GONNA
BE VERY LONG!
453
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,902
GOOD THING
I GOT PAY-PER-VIEW.
454
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,242
[MUSIC ON TV]
455
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,613
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
456
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,181
ALISSA.
457
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,587
HOLA, MON FRÈRE!
458
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,356
HARRY.
459
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,557
SO HOW'D IT GO?
460
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,960
UH, I THINK SHE WAS
A LITTLE INTIMIDATED BY ME.
461
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,429
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
462
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,465
I THINK SHE FELT LIKE
I HAD TOO MUCH EXPERIENCE.
463
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,569
AW, AIN'T NO SUCH THING,
LITTLE BUDDY.
464
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,036
OH!
465
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,137
THOSE 2 LADIES NAKED?
466
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,205
YES, THEY ARE.
467
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,139
AH!
468
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,912
SO, WHAT'D THAT GUY DO
TO DESERVE THE SPANKING?
469
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,784
THANK YOU FOR AGREEING
TO THIS EMERGENCY SESSION.
470
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,686
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
471
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,655
DICK READ YOUR FILE ON ME.
472
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,091
HE TOUCHED MY THINGS?
473
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,560
I FEEL SO BETRAYED.
474
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,061
I CAN'T TRUST
THESE FREAKS
475
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,397
TO SIT WHILE
I TAKE A LEAK!
476
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,335
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
477
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,237
WHAT DID YOU THINK
I JUST SAID?
478
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,374
DR. BRAND, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU!
479
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,108
DICK, YOU HAVE
TO WAIT YOUR TURN!
480
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,310
NO, THIS CAN'T WAIT!
481
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,611
OH, THIS IS INFURIATING!
482
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,748
DICK, WHAT COMPELLED YOU
TO INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE?
483
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,816
OH, AND READ MARY'S FILES?
484
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,953
I DID IT BECAUSE I AM A MAN
WHO WILL DO IRRATIONAL,
485
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,454
OFTEN ANNOYING THINGS
486
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:19,257
OUT OF LOVE FOR
MARY ALBRIGHT.
487
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,159
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACT LIKE
A NORMAL HUMAN BEING?!
488
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,728
BECAUSE I'M NEVER
GOING TO BE
489
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,630
A NORMAL HUMAN BEING,
MARY!
490
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,197
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
491
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,799
BECAUSE I'M LOUSY AT IT!
492
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,635
AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
493
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,369
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, MARY.
494
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,507
I'M HAPPY WITH MYSELF.
495
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,743
I DON'T WANT
TO ALTER WHO I AM.
496
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,044
I LIKE ME.
497
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,449
GET THAT DOWN,
DR. BRAND.
498
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,684
SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CHANGE.
499
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,853
DICK SOLOMON,
LOVE HIM OR LEAVE HIM.
500
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,188
YOU'VE GOT
A CHOICE, MARY.
501
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,761
OH, DICK,
I DO LOVE YOU.
502
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,597
AND I KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF I EVER TRIED TO LEAVE YOU.
503
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:03,100
YEAH. IRRATIONAL
AND ANNOYING THINGS.
504
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,568
YEAH.
505
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,637
I WOULDN'T
NORMALLY SAY THIS,
506
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,305
BUT YOU TWO
SHOULD NOT BE TOGETHER.
507
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,344
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
DAY, MARY.
508
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,779
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY,
DICK.
509
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,224
SO HOW ARE THINGS
WITH ALISSA?
510
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,760
WELL, SHE
HASN'T CALLED YET.
511
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,663
WHICH I'M READING
AS SMOOTH SAILING.
512
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,331
SHE'S JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO ACCEPT YOU
513
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,398
FOR WHO YOU ARE.
514
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,136
WAIT. IS A NON-ALIEN
SPEAKING?
515
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,105
'CAUSE I CANNOT
HEAR A NON-ALIEN
516
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,041
UP HERE ON
THE ALIEN ROOFTOP.
517
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,177
SALLY,
I'M AN ALIEN AGAIN.
518
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,979
GOOD, 'CAUSE THAT OTHER
THING WAS STUPID.
519
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,614
NOT AS STUPID AS
SALLY BEING SCARED
520
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:51,715
BY A VALENTINE.
521
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,383
HEY, I DID NOT KNOW
THE EARTH CUSTOM
522
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,718
ON THAT ONE, ALL RIGHT?
523
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,687
ISN'T IT GREAT TO ALWAYS
HAVE THAT EXCUSE?
524
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,056
YES, IT DEFINITELY IS.
525
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,325
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