1 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:05,337 I'M TELLIN' YOU, SALLY, 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,239 THE NEW BOND PICTURE'S AT THE $2.00 THEATER. 3 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,239 I DON'T KNOW. 4 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:09,374 I JUST CAN'T GET USED TO BOND 5 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,375 BEING PLAYED BY ANYBODY 6 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:13,078 BUT TIMOTHY DALTON. 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,780 WELL, YOU SHOULD GO SEE THAT NEW IMAX MOVIE-- 8 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,249 "THE SECRET LIFE OF CATS." 9 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:20,385 OH, YEAH. THE--THE SCREEN IS HUGE. 10 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:21,686 IT'S A 50-FOOT CAT, 11 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,656 AND YOU ARE THE MOUSE. 12 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:25,657 I SWEAR IT'LL BE FUN. 13 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:26,658 OH, HOW COULD IT NOT? 14 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,092 HEY, WHERE'S RUTHERFORD BARBIE 15 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:29,394 TAKIN' YOU NOW? 16 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:30,662 WE'RE GOIN' TO THE MALL. 17 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,297 IT'S SPRING PULLOVER MADNESS AT P.J. HARVEY'S. 18 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:33,799 SPRING PULLOVERS? 19 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,300 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THE SPRING PULLOVERS. 20 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:36,301 HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR TWIN SETS? 21 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,402 THEY'RE ADORABLE. 22 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:38,403 WITH THE NUBBY V-NECK? 23 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:39,404 SO COOL! 24 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:40,639 EXCUSE ME, BUT THE TWO OF YOU 25 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:41,940 HATE EACH OTHER, REMEMBER? 26 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,575 THOSE WOULD LOOK SO GREAT ON YOU. 27 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,777 MAYBE IF I HAD YOUR HAIR. 28 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,612 OH, MY GOD, I'D TRADE FOR YOUR HAIR ANY DAY. 29 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:48,613 YES, WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME 30 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:49,614 WE HAVE FOR TODAY. 31 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:50,615 SEE YOU NEXT TIME. BYE-BYE. 32 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:51,616 CAN WE COME WITH YOU GUYS? 33 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:52,617 NO. 34 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:53,618 LET'S NOT. SURE! 35 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,619 OH, GREAT! YOU KNOW, 36 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:55,787 I LOVE THAT CABLE KNITS ARE BACK. 37 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,723 [INDISTINCT] 38 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,891 YOU COULDN'T HAVE GONE OUT THE BACK WAY? 39 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,794 I NEVER SAW IT COMING. 40 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:05,931 EXCUSE ME. 41 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,066 I HAVE A SPECIAL DELIVERY PACKAGE 42 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,968 ADDRESSED TO A... 43 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,603 BIRTHDAY GIRL. 44 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,939 OOH, A VIDEO. 45 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,041 COULD THIS BE A SEXY VIDEO? 46 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,242 COULD BE. 47 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:26,751 "THIRTY DAYS TO THINNER THIGHS." 48 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,820 YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING 49 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:29,654 ABOUT YOUR CHUNKY THIGHS? 50 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:33,925 HERE'S A... 51 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,162 GIFT-GIVING TIP, DICK. 52 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:39,597 JEWELRY SAYS, "OUR LOVE GOES ON FOREVER." 53 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,766 EXERCISE VIDEOS SAY, 54 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,935 "YOUR ASS GOES ON FOREVER!" 55 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,106 NINA! 56 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,707 UH...UH...UH... 57 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,575 HARRY, DON'T BRING THAT IN HERE. 58 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:54,012 WHAT? I JUST CARRIED IT UP 4 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS! 59 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,515 GET IT OUT OF HERE. HARRY, WATCH-- 60 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,916 WHO'S THE THIGH BUSTER FOR? 61 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:00,151 UH...UH...UH... 62 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:03,355 YOU, THUNDER THIGHS! HA HA! 63 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,756 HA! UH, BURN. 64 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:05,757 IT'S A LOT OF WORK FOR A JOKE, 65 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:06,758 BUT WELL WORTH IT. 66 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,960 TAKE IT AWAY, HARRY. 67 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,195 OH, MARY, GUESS WHO'S PARTNERING UP 68 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,632 FOR THE BIG BADGER DAY DANCE CONTEST. 69 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,900 ME AND JUDITH. 70 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,701 OH, THAT'LL BE GREAT! 71 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:17,969 WE'LL BE PRACTICING IN MY OFFICE, 72 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,405 AND WE DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO GET THE WRONG IDEA. 73 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:22,674 I'M A VERY SEXUAL PERSON WHEN I DANCE. 74 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,211 THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 75 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:27,979 DO YOU WANT TO ENTER THE CONTEST, MARY? 76 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,781 [CHORTLES] HA HA HA HA! 77 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:30,882 WHY? WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 78 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,551 MARY...DANCING. 79 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,386 BUT MARY'S A FANTASTIC DANCER. 80 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,521 REALLY, DICK, I--I HAVE TWO LEFT FEET. 81 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,759 SHE AIN'T KIDDIN'. 82 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,393 I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY MARY 83 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:45,297 HAS THE GRACE OF A SWAN, THE DEXTERITY OF A HAWK, 84 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:48,233 AND THE POWERFUL KICK OF AN OSTRICH! 85 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,368 MARY, WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR 86 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,803 OF SLAUGHTERING THEM WITH ME 87 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,738 IN THE BADGER DAY DANCE CONTEST? 88 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,174 YES, I WOULD. 89 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,410 HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU, DICK--SHIN GUARDS. 90 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,013 OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH? 91 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:03,848 WELL, UH, HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU, STRUDWICK... 92 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,217 BITE ME! 93 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,190 BOY, THAT DANCE SURE SOUNDS LIKE FUN, HUH? 94 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,191 WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR 95 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,726 OF SLAUGHTERING THAT BEARDED GUY 96 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,528 AND THE GLASSES LADY? 97 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,731 YOU KNOW, I WISH I COULD, BUT SEE-- 98 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,033 COME ON, NINA. 99 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:23,368 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE TO GO WITH. 100 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,871 OK, HARRY. I'LL DANCE WITH YOU. 101 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,639 YES! TRUST ME, NINA, 102 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,308 YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT! 103 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,443 UHH! OH, NO. 104 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,477 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 105 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,446 HERE. NOW HOLD IT. 1, 2, 3! 106 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,780 UNH! UNH! 107 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:36,815 OHH! 108 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,591 HOW CAN THEY STILL BE IN THERE? 109 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:23,628 HOW CAN ANYTHING TAKE THIS LONG? 110 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,164 I HATE THE SPRING PULLOVERS. 111 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,266 I HATE THEM. 112 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,535 I WANT TO KILL THEM. 113 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:33,237 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 114 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,372 OH, YOU LOOK GREAT! 115 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,341 THAT'S THE ONE! LET'S RING IT UP! 116 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:37,376 I WANT TO TRY THE PURPLE ONE AGAIN. 117 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:38,377 OH, WITH THE GRAY CAPRIS! 118 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,377 AAH! AAH! 119 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,678 [BOTH GIGGLING] 120 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,777 CUT IT OUT. 121 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,579 I SAID CUT IT OUT! 122 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:15,780 CUT IT OUT! 123 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:16,781 AAH! AAH. 124 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,416 [CHUCKLING] 125 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,151 HEY, GUYS. READY TO GO? 126 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,218 OH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, DON. 127 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,220 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 128 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,289 OH, YEAH. I... SUPPOSE I'M READY. 129 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,257 WHEW! 130 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,359 I GOT TO TELL YOU... 131 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:30,161 I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SEE IN ALISSA. 132 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,663 SHE'S FINE! SHE'S GOT GREAT TASTE 133 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,332 AND A SUPER-CUTE BODY. 134 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:37,869 YOU--YOU SAW HER BODY? 135 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,470 OH, YEAH. WE WERE NAKED IN THE DRESSING ROOM. 136 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:42,106 NAKED?! I...I SPENT A YEAR OF MY LIFE 137 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,909 TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY TO SEE HER NAKED, 138 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,877 AND THEN IT JUST FALLS INTO YOUR LAP? 139 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:46,878 RELAX! 140 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,814 I WILL NOT! BUT-- 141 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,286 OK, MARY... 142 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,588 LET'S BEGIN. 143 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,023 AND 5, 6, 7, 8, AND... 144 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,063 NOW, WHAT WAS THAT? 145 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,631 DON'T I SPIN INTO YOUR ARMS? 146 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:07,966 OH, THAT WAS SPINNING? I'M SORRY. 147 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,268 I THOUGHT YOU'D LOST YOUR BALANCE. 148 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,269 HERE. LET'S GO AGAIN. 149 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,771 AND 5, 6, 7, 8... 150 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,577 OK, THAT WAS WRONG. 151 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,946 YES. 152 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:24,750 AND 5, 6, 7, 8, AND... 153 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,754 THIS IS SO WRONG. 154 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,156 HOW IS IT THAT WOMEN ON THIS PLANET 155 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,425 CAN FREELY LOOK AT OTHER WOMEN NAKED? 156 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:35,827 I MEAN, THE MEN CAN'T LOOK 157 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,129 AT OTHER MEN NAKED. 158 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:38,729 YES, THEY CAN. 159 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,398 TRUST ME, IT'S DISCOURAGED. 160 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:44,101 SO I SAW YOUR GIRLFRIEND NAKED. 161 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,470 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 162 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:46,471 THAT'S JUST IT! 163 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,772 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL TO YOU! 164 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,708 TO ME, IT'S A VERY BIG DEAL! 165 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,743 PERHAPS THE BIGGEST OF ALL DEALS! 166 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,111 BUT IT HAPPENS TO YOU, 167 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,446 SOMEONE TO WHOM IT'S A VERY TINY DEAL. 168 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,582 IRONY SUCKS! 169 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,851 WELL, TOMMY, HAVE YOU ASKED ALISSA 170 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,686 IF YOU COULD SEE HER NAKED? 171 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:04,922 I MEAN, EVERY TIME I'VE HAD THE URGE TO SEE A GUY NAKED, 172 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,159 ALL I'VE HAD TO DO IS ASK, AND BAM! JOHNSON! 173 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,597 ALL RIGHT, HARRY, JUST WATCH ME. 174 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,966 WE'LL START WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE. 175 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:19,037 [MUSIC PLAYS] 176 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,805 [SNAPPING FINGERS] 177 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,179 AND 5, 6, 7, 8. 178 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,248 STEP, STEP, BACK, STEP-STEP. 179 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,483 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO! NO! 180 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,320 BACK TO ONE. 181 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,988 5, 6, 7, 8. 182 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,857 STEP, STEP, BACK, STEP-STEP. 183 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:15,260 AND--NO. ONE QUESTION, HON. 184 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:18,796 ARE YOU A DANCER OR A WATER BUFFALO? 185 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,265 I'M TRYING MY BEST! 186 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,133 I DON'T MEAN TO BE A BITCH, MARY... 187 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:24,835 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID 188 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,071 YOU WANTED TO WIN THIS THING. 189 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,372 NO. I DIDN'T. 190 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,374 YOU SAID, "IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN." 191 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,675 I SAID, "OK." 192 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,644 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE BEING COMPETITIVE. 193 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,412 THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A COMPETITION! 194 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,516 NOW, WHERE WAS I? OH, YES. 195 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,851 5, 6, 7, 8. 196 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,552 AND STEP, STEP, BACK, STEP-STEP! 197 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:42,553 STEP, STEP-- 198 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:46,290 HEY, THAT'S VERY, VERY BAD. 199 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,559 THAT'S IT. 200 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:49,561 I'M LEAVING. 201 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:52,330 AND 5, 6, 7, 8, AND STEP, STEP, 202 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,431 STEP AND STEP! 203 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,933 STEP, STEP, STEP AND STEP! 204 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,468 NOW YOU'VE GOT IT! 205 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,506 OOH. SEE? IT STARTS AT 7:15. 206 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,475 OH, THIS IS SO GREAT! 207 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,544 YOU KNOW WHAT, DON? IT IS SO MUCH EASIER 208 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,745 TO PICK OUT A MOVIE WITH ALISSA 209 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,614 THAN WITH YOU. 210 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:10,915 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN 211 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,484 A DREW BARRYMORE MOVIE. 212 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,018 NEVER. 213 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,822 I'LL GO CHANGE. 214 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,760 ALISSA...AHEM. 215 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,261 I NEED TO SEE YOU NAKED. 216 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,366 I KNOW. YOU WROTE IT IN MY YEARBOOK. 217 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,767 RIGHT. SO, YOU WANT TO GO DOWN 218 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,337 TO DUBCEK'S UTILITY SHED? 219 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,705 EXCUSE ME. 220 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:37,975 AAH! Don: WHOA! 221 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,210 JUST A MINUTE! 222 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,283 WHAT... WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 223 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,852 I JUST SAW DON...CHANGING. 224 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,356 [COLDLY] EXCUSE ME? 225 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,204 WHOO. BIG FINISH. 226 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,872 YEP. WHOO! 227 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:13,077 THAT WAS FUN, HARRY! 228 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,679 WELL, IT SURE WAS! 229 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,381 NINA... 230 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,616 DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE 231 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,119 FOR TWO PEOPLE TO DANCE WITH EACH OTHER 232 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,455 WITHOUT INEVITABLY FALLING IN LOVE? 233 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,822 ABSOLUTELY. 234 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,025 YEAH, ME, TOO. WANT TO SLEEP OVER? 235 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,492 MM-MMM. ALL RIGHT. 236 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,599 SHE'S QUITE A DANCER, ISN'T SHE, HARRY? 237 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,034 OH, SHE SURE IS, DICK. 238 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,235 HARRY... 239 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,738 YOU REMEMBER THAT IDEA YOU HAD 240 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,939 ABOUT ME DANCING WITH NINA 241 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:42,974 AND YOU STAYING HOME? 242 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,075 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING IT OVER, 243 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,611 AND I'VE DECIDED THAT IS A TERRIFIC IDEA. 244 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,747 OH! WELL, THAN--HEY! THAT WASN'T MY IDEA! 245 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,015 NOW, DON'T BE MODEST, HARRY. 246 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,950 I WILL DANCE WITH NINA, AND YOU WILL STAY HOME 247 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,886 PER YOUR ORIGINAL SUGGESTION. 248 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,086 WELL, BUT, DICK, I DIDN'T-- 249 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,422 HARRY, I REALLY WANT TO WIN THIS CONTEST. 250 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,824 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO WIN IT LAST YEAR, 251 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,092 AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN ENTER. 252 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,626 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT! 253 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:05,296 NEITHER DID I, HARRY! 254 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,766 SO I AM DANCING WITH NINA, AND YOU ARE STAYING HOME. 255 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,268 NOW, THAT IS AN ORDER! 256 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,303 SHOULD'VE ENTERED LAST YEAR. 257 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:14,906 STUPID! 258 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,116 SALLY, IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE DANCE. 259 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,551 JUST GET OVER IT. 260 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:31,055 NO WOMAN SHOULD SEE MY DONNIE LIKE THAT. 261 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:34,459 HIS NAKED BODY IS MY SACRED JEWEL. 262 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,395 THAT'S NOT FUNNY, TOMMY. 263 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,030 OHHH...I DISAGREE. 264 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,766 I WOULD SUGGEST TO YOU THAT IT IS VERY FUNNY! 265 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:42,934 HEH HEH HEH! 266 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:46,236 YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T LAUGH IF I WERE YOU. 267 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,006 I MEAN, NOW THAT ALISSA'S SEEN A REAL MAN NAKED, 268 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,407 HOW ARE YOU GONNA LOOK? 269 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,609 AH, PFFTT! 270 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,077 COME ON! HEY... 271 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,279 I HARDLY THINK THAT, UH... 272 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,081 I MEAN... 273 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,716 REALLY? 274 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,651 YES. 275 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,353 [QUIETLY] REALLY? 276 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,624 HI, HI, HI! HI! 277 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,695 HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 278 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,197 I LOST THE TV REMOTE. 279 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,366 YOU LOST IT IN THE STOVE? 280 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,501 IF I KNEW WHERE I LOST IT, 281 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,769 IT WOULDN'T BE LOST! 282 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,336 NOW, WOULD IT?! 283 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,639 SALLY! TOMMY, COME ON! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE! 284 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,340 ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER. 285 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,042 WOW! LOOK AT YOU GUYS! 286 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,144 WE'RE OFF TO THE BIG BADGER DAY DANCE. 287 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,747 HEY, SO ALBRIGHT WAS OK WITH YOU DITCHIN' HER? 288 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,482 OH, ABSOLUTELY. 289 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,251 SHE SAID IF I WAS GONNA BE SUCH A BIG JERK 290 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,685 ABOUT THIS DANCE THING, 291 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:35,719 SHE WASN'T GONNA GO WITH ME. 292 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,121 I SAID, "FABULOUS!" 293 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:42,393 BOY. I SURE WISH I COULD GO TO THE DANCE. 294 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,163 [LAUGHING] 295 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,530 YOU?! GO TO THE DANCE?! 296 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,466 LOOK AT YOU! DRESSED IN RAGS! 297 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,501 YOU'RE SO DIRTY! 298 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,303 [LAUGHING] 299 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,972 DIRTY! 300 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,673 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 301 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,677 MAN! THAT DICK IS SUCH A TYRANT. 302 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,113 I MEAN, DON'T I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HAPPY? 303 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,883 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO. 304 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,919 ME? GO TO THE DANCE? 305 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,854 BUT HOW? I GOT NO CAR. 306 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,423 I GOT NOTHIN' TO WEAR. 307 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,958 OH, HARRY... 308 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,329 I GUESS YOU'RE SCREWED. 309 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,209 CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR ME, MARY. 310 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,210 UH...NO. 311 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,045 THOSE, UH, FINGERS AREN'T CROSSED. 312 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,181 YOU NEED TWO, AND... 313 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,414 I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER. 314 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,786 SALLY, THOSE SHOES ARE AWESOME. 315 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,389 OH, YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT 'EM, DO YOU? 316 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,590 YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT A LOT OF THINGS 317 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,592 THAT BELONG TO ME. 318 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,027 SALLY, GO EASY. 319 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,261 IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT. 320 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,597 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ACCIDENTS, TOMMY. 321 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,432 BEHIND EVERY ACCIDENT... 322 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,434 IS AN INTENTIONAL ACT. 323 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,935 THEY SAY THAT? 324 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,305 OH, OH, THEY SAY THAT, AND THEY'RE DEADLY SERIOUS. 325 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,673 LOOK, IF ANYBODY DID THIS ON PURPOSE, 326 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,708 IT WAS DON. 327 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,577 OH, RIGHT. HOW WOULD HE KNOW 328 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,212 THAT SHE WOULD BURST IN ON HIM? 329 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,482 UNLESS THEY PLANNED THIS TOGETHER. 330 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,150 OH! 331 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,485 THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION 332 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,654 THAT MAKES SENSE. 333 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,391 ALISSA. AHEM. 334 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,825 I'M GONNA GO, UH... 335 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,596 POWDER MY NOSE IN THE LADIES' CRAPPER. 336 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,031 UM...I'LL COME WITH YOU? 337 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,099 COME ON. 338 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,367 [CHUCKLES] 339 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,102 WOMEN, HUH? GO TO HELL. 340 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,603 WHAT? 341 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,804 ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, I HOPE YOU HAVE 342 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,905 YOUR DANCIN' SHOES ON, 343 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,474 BECAUSE THE SWING DANCE COMPETITION 344 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,941 IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 345 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:40,344 AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN, SOLOMON--ME. 346 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,947 OH, BY THE WAY, STRUDWICK, A GORILLA CALLED. 347 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,182 HE WANTS HIS BUTT, 348 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,118 WHICH YOU'RE USING FOR A FACE, BACK! 349 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,122 HEY... 350 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,191 ARE YOU SWINGERS READY TO SWING? 351 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,329 I SAID, ARE YOU SWINGERS READY TO SWING? 352 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,498 OK, START. 353 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,638 HARRY. DICK. 354 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,772 IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DANCING WITH NINA, 355 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,241 YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING. 356 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,242 SCREW NINA! 357 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,010 OH. I'M SORRY. 358 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,745 DR. ALBRIGHT, WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR 359 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,180 OF DANCING WITH ME? 360 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,948 IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE... 361 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,418 HARRY! 362 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,820 [PEPPY SWING NUMBER BEGINS] 363 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,480 ALL RIGHT. UH... 364 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,449 COME...COME BACK. HARRY. HARRY. 365 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,191 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 366 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,326 SALLY PUSHED ME INTO A GARBAGE CAN. 367 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,829 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 368 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,263 HEH HEH HEH! 369 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,698 THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU? 370 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,766 OH, DON'T PLAY SO INNOCENT! 371 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,867 YEAH, LOLITA. 372 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:10,868 YOU'VE BEEN ANGLING FOR A GANDER 373 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,770 AT DON'S GOODS FOR MONTHS! 374 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,839 WHAT?! 375 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,073 I DOUBT THAT. 376 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,009 HA! AS IF YOU HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH IT! 377 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,677 I WAS JUST PUTTIN' ON SOME POWDER! 378 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,978 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND 379 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,147 FLASHING OTHER PEOPLE'S GIRLFRIENDS? 380 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,016 [TOMMY SOBS] 381 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,418 AGAIN, I DID NOT DO THAT. 382 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,554 DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN? 383 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,356 I WAS JUST PUTTIN' ON SOME POWDER! 384 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,229 Announcer: WOW! 385 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,699 THAT WAS SOME HOT, HOT DANCIN'. 386 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,733 AND RIGHT NOW, THE JUDGES 387 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,901 ARE LITERALLY MAKING 388 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,736 THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION OF THEIR LIVES. 389 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,705 OH, PLEASE LET IT BE ME! PLEASE LET IT BE ME! 390 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,606 ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! 391 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,640 AND THE WINNER IS... 392 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,276 [DRUM ROLL] 393 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,277 NINA CAMPBELL... 394 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,111 DAMN! AND DICK SOLOMON! 395 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,047 ME! YES! 396 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,019 OH, HO, HO! 397 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,162 SO, STRUDWICK... 398 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,530 YEAH. JUDITH... 399 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,998 YOU WERE THE ONES WHO SAID I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE, HUH? 400 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,699 WE NEVER SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE. 401 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,701 WE SAID YOU AND MARY DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE. 402 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,869 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 403 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,271 AND--AND YET, WE WON! 404 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,506 I MEAN, I WON, 405 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,843 WHICH PROVES MY POINT THAT MARY CAN DANCE! 406 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,344 IN A WAY. 407 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,346 MARY. MARY! 408 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,591 SO, UM...TELL ME. 409 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,859 AHEM. 410 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,663 HAS SEEING DON... RUINED YOU FOR ME? 411 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,235 UH...IT MAY HAVE RUINED POWDER FOR ME. 412 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:29,306 BUT...YOU COULD STILL ENJOY SEEING ME NAKED. 413 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,308 SURE. 414 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,043 REALLY? THAT'S GREAT! 415 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,946 HEY...YOU WANT TO SEE ME NAKED RIGHT NOW? 416 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,381 NO. 417 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:40,117 [SOBBING] 418 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,052 TRUST ME, SALLY. 419 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,022 I DON'T WANT ANYONE BUT YOU TO SEE ME NAKED. 420 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,390 REALLY? 421 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,659 REALLY. 422 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,793 ACTUALLY, I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU 423 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,596 TO SEE ME NAKED. 424 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,865 BABY, I SEE YOU NAKED EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES. 425 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,901 PLEASE STOP. 426 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,704 ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. 427 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,075 NINA? 428 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,943 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 429 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:11,248 THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU DUMPED ME TO DANCE WITH DICK, 430 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,883 I STILL THINK THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP 431 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,285 IS WORTH SAVING. 432 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,188 WE DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. 433 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,024 AH. YOUR MOUTH SAYS NO... 434 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,959 BUT YOUR LIPS SAY YES. 435 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,227 HA HA HA! 436 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,729 OH, AND HOW, EXACTLY, WOULD MY LIPS SAY Y-- 437 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,103 OH, OK, THEN. 438 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,641 GO WAIT IN THE CAR. 439 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,144 Dick: MARY, WAIT! 440 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,078 MARY! 441 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,649 [ROMANTIC BALLROOM MUSIC PLAYS] 442 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,426 [MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICALLY]