1 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:06,438 WATER. I NEED WATER. 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,173 OH, DON, WHAT'S GOING ON? 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,808 I JUST FOILED A BANK ROBBERY, SALLY. 4 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:10,809 YOU'RE KIDDING. 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:11,810 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 6 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:12,811 DID THEY TRIP THE ALARM 7 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:13,812 OR SOMETHING? 8 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,314 NO. THEY DROPPED THEIR BAG OF MONEY 9 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:16,481 OUTSIDE THE BANK, 10 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:17,782 AND JUST AS I WAS SWOOPING DOWN 11 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:20,752 TO WRITE THEM A TICKET FOR LITTERING, 12 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,988 I REALIZED, "HEY, THAT'S NOT TRASH. 13 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,959 THAT'S A BAG FULL OF MONEY." 14 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:28,427 SO IF THEY HADN'T DROPPED THAT BAG, 15 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,128 THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT? 16 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,496 WELL, YES, 17 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,298 BUT LUCKILY FOR THOSE OF US 18 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,867 IN THE LAW ENFORCEMENT COMMUNITY, 19 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:37,769 PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKE MISTAKES. 20 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:38,871 REALLY? 21 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:39,872 OH, YEAH. 22 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:41,740 CRIMINALS ARE STUPID, 23 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,709 BUT I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP BEHIND THEM. 24 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,346 OH, GOD! I LEFT THE BAG OF MONEY 25 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,380 IN THE CAR! 26 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:55,453 ROBBING A BANK? THAT SOUNDS IMPOSSIBLE. 27 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:56,955 I MEAN, YOU GOT THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS 28 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,490 AND THE SECURITY GUARDS. 29 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,225 ALL THOSE DIRTY MAGAZINES 30 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,462 AND THE PRESSURE TO PERFORM. 31 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,699 HARRY, THAT'S A SPERM BANK. 32 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:13,505 OH, GOD, NO. 33 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,673 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO ADMIT 34 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,307 IT WOULD BE PRETTY THRILLING 35 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,143 TO PULL OFF A BANK ROBBERY. 36 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,878 YEAH, THE MONEY WOULD BE NICE. 37 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,279 TOMMY, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. 38 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,547 IT'S ABOUT THE CHALLENGE. 39 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:25,383 I MEAN, WITH THE RIGHT PLAN 40 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,686 AND THE PROPER TRAINING, 41 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:31,790 I THINK WE COULD ROB A BANK. 42 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:32,791 YOU HEARD DON. 43 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,526 PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKE MISTAKES. 44 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,660 WE'RE NOT PEOPLE. 45 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,098 AHH. 46 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,500 O-O-OHH! 47 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,843 MARY ALBRIGHT? 48 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,512 FRANK COOPER! 49 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:27,613 HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 50 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,949 OHH-HO! YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. 51 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:31,983 OH, SO DO YOU. 52 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:32,984 [CLEARS THROAT] 53 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,119 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 54 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,054 OH, THE DEAN INVITED ME TO DO A LECTURE SERIES 55 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:37,489 ON MY PERUVIAN EXCAVATION. 56 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,490 [CLEARS THROAT] 57 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,125 [COUGHING] 58 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,862 OH. DICK, THIS IS FRANK COOPER. 59 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,730 FRANK, THIS IS DICK SOLOMON. 60 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:47,398 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, DR. SOLOMON. 61 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,500 UH-HUH. 62 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,968 SO, UH, HOW DO YOU TWO 63 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,069 KNOW EACH OTHER? 64 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,104 OH, I STUDIED UNDER MARY A FEW YEARS BACK. 65 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,105 REALLY? 66 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,608 WELL, I STUDIED UNDER HER LAST NIGHT. 67 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,579 OK, THEN. WELL, FRANK, 68 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,947 IT WAS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, 69 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,949 AND I DEFINITELY WILL STOP BY LATER. 70 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,784 CAN'T WAIT. BYE. OHH. 71 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:10,322 WELL, YOU AND FRANK 72 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,624 CERTAINLY SEEM TO ENJOY THE NUZZLING. 73 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,359 DICK, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. 74 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,161 FRANK WAS ONE OF MY STUDENTS. 75 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,496 THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE. 76 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,464 SHUT UP, NINA. 77 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,832 FRANK AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS. 78 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,134 I DON'T BUY IT. 79 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:23,501 THAT MAN IS HERE FOR ONE REASON 80 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:24,602 AND ONE REASON ONLY-- 81 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,072 TO CONTINUE HIS EXCAVATION 82 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,340 OF YOUR PANTS. 83 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,180 OK, LOOK. 84 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,081 IF WE'RE GONNA PULL OFF THIS BANK ROBBERY, 85 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,550 WE HAVE TO TRUST EACH OTHER 86 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,318 AND WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM. 87 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,420 WHO'S WITH ME? 88 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,989 WOW! TOMMY, YOUR HANDS ARE SO SOFT. 89 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,226 ARE YOU USING A NEW KIND OF LOTION? 90 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,227 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN WEARING GLOVES 91 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,228 WHEN I DO THE DISHES. 92 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,896 MMM, NICE. ENOUGH! 93 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,099 OK, NOW, WHILE THE GUARDS ARE GONE, 94 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,034 HARRY WILL DISTRACT THE TELLER 95 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,937 BY BRINGING HER THE BANK'S BALLPOINT PEN 96 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,339 AND COMPLAINING THAT IT'S OUT OF INK. 97 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:04,976 I'LL GO IN THE DAY BEFORE AND DOODLE FOR A FEW HOURS. 98 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,412 THAT WAY IT'LL BE READY TO GO. 99 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,147 OR YOU COULD JUST PRETEND. 100 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:12,050 AH, DEVIOUS. 101 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,051 ALL RIGHT, TOMMY, 102 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,986 YOU'RE GONNA SLIP INTO THE SAFE, 103 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,154 GRAB THE MONEY, 104 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,156 AND WHEN YOU HEAR THIS SOUND-- 105 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,525 "NOW, TOMMY!" 106 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,560 YOU LEAVE THE SAFE 107 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,628 AND WALK CALMLY OUT OF THE BANK. 108 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,530 MEANWHILE, I'LL BE RUNNING INTERFERENCE. 109 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:26,531 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 110 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,066 IT MEANS IF THE GUARD SHOWS UP EARLY, 111 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:29,734 I FLASH HIM. 112 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,370 ANY FINAL QUESTIONS? 113 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:33,638 YES. CAN I BE THE GUARD? 114 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,572 NO. 115 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:39,877 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 116 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:40,812 COME IN. 117 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:44,616 DR. SOLOMON. 118 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,285 FRANK, THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO DISCUSS. 119 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,320 SURE. 120 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,554 I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW 121 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,756 THAT I'M INVOLVED WITH MARY ALBRIGHT, 122 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,591 AND THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE JUST BECAUSE 123 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:57,329 SOME GORGEOUS HOTTIE LIKE YOU COMES TO TOWN. 124 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:59,031 WELL, FIRST OFF, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT. 125 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:02,500 WELL, I DO HAVE EYES, FRANK. 126 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:03,668 THANKS. 127 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:04,669 YOU'RE WELCOME. 128 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,704 UH, LOOK, DICK. SIT DOWN, WILL YOU? 129 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:14,012 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 130 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,981 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MARY 131 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,383 OR ANYBODY LIKE HER, 132 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:19,584 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 133 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,356 NOT REALLY. 134 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:27,425 I'M SORRY IF I'M BEING SO VAGUE, 135 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,659 BUT I, UM... 136 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,532 LOOK, NOT EVERYONE 137 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,199 IS AS OPEN-MINDED AS I'D LIKE. 138 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:36,434 SOME OF THE PEOPLE HERE AT PENDLETON 139 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,436 AREN'T READY TO ACCEPT THAT I'M... 140 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,705 I'M... WELL, YOU KNOW. 141 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,543 FROM A DIFFERENT WORLD. 142 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,113 A DIFFERENT WORLD? 143 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,716 WAIT A SECOND, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME 144 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:52,884 THAT YOU'RE-- YES. 145 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,553 OH, MY GOD. SO AM I! 146 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,227 I KNEW THE MINUTE YOU WALKED IN. 147 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:06,898 IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 148 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,300 UH, YEAH. YEAH. 149 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:10,902 AH, SO THIS IS WHY 150 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,170 YOU HAVEN'T MARRIED MARY. 151 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:14,172 EXACTLY. 152 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,339 I LOVE HER DEARLY, 153 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:16,875 BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY HER 154 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,044 AND THEN HAVE TO GO BEHIND HER BACK TO EXPLORE. 155 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:23,014 I MEAN, I-- I AM ON A MISSION. 156 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,315 I HEAR THAT. 157 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,316 LISTEN, I SHOULD HAVE 158 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,317 SAID SOMETHING EARLIER, 159 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,152 BUT I JUST GET SO NERVOUS. 160 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:29,153 I ONLY RECENTLY 161 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,388 STARTED TO TELL PEOPLE. 162 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,756 YOU'VE TOLD PEOPLE? 163 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:32,824 OH, YOU HAVEN'T? 164 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,992 HEAVENS, NO! HOW DO THEY REACT? 165 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:36,193 OH, FOR THE MOST PART 166 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:37,295 THEY'RE VERY ACCEPTING. 167 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,196 I MEAN, EVERYONE IS COMING OUT NOWADAYS. 168 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,197 MY GOD, WE'RE LIKE 169 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,567 10% OF THE POPULATION. 170 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,235 I'LL BE DAMNED. 171 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,038 I THOUGHT I WAS ALL ALONE HERE. 172 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,007 WELL, I FELT THAT WAY FOR A WHILE. 173 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,008 BUT IF YOU GO TO THE BARS, 174 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,009 YOU FIND OUT THAT 175 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,376 THERE'S A HUGE COMMUNITY 176 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:54,178 OF US OUT THERE. 177 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,347 THERE ARE BARS? 178 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:58,483 WELL, NOT JUST BARS, DICK, 179 00:06:58,485 --> 00:06:59,951 BUT RESTAURANTS, CRUISES-- 180 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:00,952 CRUISES? 181 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,086 OH, I WENT TO MYKONOS 182 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,087 OVER CHRISTMAS. 183 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,289 MYKONOS! 184 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,225 OH, FRANK. YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY! 185 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,765 HEY, GUYS. 186 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,899 HEY. HEY. 187 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,901 SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 188 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:17,902 NOT BAD, YOU? 189 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:18,903 OH, PRETTY AVERAGE. 190 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,305 YOU KNOW, GRADED SOME PAPERS, 191 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,707 DID SOME DRIVING, MET ANOTHER ALIEN. 192 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,309 All: WHAT? 193 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,310 HIS NAME IS FRANK. 194 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,544 HE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MARY'S. 195 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,046 OH, MAN, THAT BROAD'S LIKE 196 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,782 AN INTERSTELLAR LIGHTNING ROD. 197 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,416 HEY, HEY, GET THIS. 198 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:33,417 APPARENTLY, RUTHERFORD 199 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:34,418 IS THE HOTBED 200 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,087 OF ALIEN ACTIVITY IN OHIO. 201 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,489 WHOA! 202 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,190 FRANK INVITED ME TO THIS PLACE DOWNTOWN 203 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,925 CALLED JEFFREY'S LOUNGE. 204 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:43,995 IT'S AN ALIEN BAR. 205 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,163 JEFFREY'S LOUNGE. ISN'T THAT THAT PLACE 206 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,565 WITH THE BLACKED-OUT WINDOWS? 207 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,400 UH, YEAH. 208 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:52,170 ALIENS INSIDE. 209 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,405 WOW, ALIENS INSIDE? SO, CAN WE GO? 210 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,107 WELL, I'LL CHECK IT OUT, AND IF I LIKE IT, 211 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,676 WE'LL BOOK IT FOR HARRY'S BIRTHDAY. 212 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,911 [ALL CHEER] 213 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:00,912 COME ON, SALLY, WE'RE LATE. 214 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:01,913 OH, GOSH, OK. 215 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:02,980 WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 216 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:03,982 UH, WE'RE GOING TO SEE 217 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,950 THE KENNY LOGGINS EXPERIENCE. 218 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:07,152 YEAH, THEY'RE A KENNY LOGGINS 219 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,153 TRIBUTE BAND. 220 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,287 OH, THEY SOUND JUST LIKE HIM? 221 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,188 WELL, I HOPE NOT. I HATE KENNY LOGGINS. 222 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,189 BYE, GUYS. 223 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,692 BYE. HAVE FUN. 224 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,996 HARRY, TELL ME SOMETHING. 225 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,464 DO YOU FIND IT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS 226 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:23,601 SALLY IS DATING A COP? 227 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,170 SHE'S BEEN DATING A COP FOR TWO YEARS. 228 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,538 IT NEVER BOTHERED US BEFORE. 229 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,140 WE NEVER ROBBED A BANK BEFORE. 230 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,508 WELL, SALLY WOULDN'T TELL DON 231 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,644 ABOUT THE BANK. 232 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,646 OR WOULD SHE? 233 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:37,048 NO, SHE LOVES US. 234 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,050 OR DOES SHE? 235 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,284 NO, SHE DOES-- 236 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,519 THAT BITCH! 237 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,722 [CULTURE CLUB'S "KARMA CHAMELEON" PLAYS] 238 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,736 SO, EVERYBODY HERE IS JUST LIKE US? 239 00:08:58,738 --> 00:08:59,671 YEP. 240 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,541 WHAT PLANET IS HE FROM? 241 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,743 SERIOUSLY. 242 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:07,645 WHERE ARE ALL THE LADIES? 243 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:08,980 OH, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN BAR. 244 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,415 OH, SMART. 245 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,884 YOU KNOW, FRANK, 246 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,587 I TOLD MARY THAT YOU SCORED US 247 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,522 A COUPLE OF HOCKEY TICKETS FOR TONIGHT. 248 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,990 I HOPE THAT'S OK. 249 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,225 DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE 250 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,527 YOU OWE IT TO MARY TO TELL HER THE TRUTH? 251 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,495 SOMETIMES. IT'S JUST THAT 252 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,863 I'VE BEEN KEEPING THIS SECRET 253 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,232 FOR SO LONG NOW. 254 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,233 EVERY DAY, IT JUST GETS HARDER 255 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,233 FOR ME TO TELL HER. 256 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,234 OH, I UNDERSTAND, 257 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,369 BUT YOU SHOULD JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 258 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,204 MRS. DUBCEK! HI. 259 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,207 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 260 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,442 ARE YOU-- 261 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,877 NO. 262 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,979 THESE BOYS JUST LOVE ME. 263 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,214 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 264 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,750 SURPRISE. 265 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,019 NOT REALLY. 266 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,287 COME ON, BOYS. LET'S DANCE. 267 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,288 WHOO-HOO! 268 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,390 HI, I'M TAYLOR. 269 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,792 HELLO, I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER. 270 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,394 WELL, HELLO, HIGH COMMANDER. 271 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:59,430 MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER SOMETIME 272 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,665 AND DO SOME TRAINING? 273 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,801 WHY NOT? I'LL MAKE A FINE SOLDIER 274 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,768 OUT OF YOU. 275 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:05,970 WHAT WAS THAT? 276 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,872 A SALUTE. A SALUTE? 277 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,006 YOU'VE NEVER DONE THE SALUTE? 278 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,241 NO. YOU KNOW, LIKE-- 279 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,977 NO, MORE LIKE-- 280 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:13,945 BETTER. 281 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,885 HEY, LOOK AT US! 282 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,320 WE'RE FABULOUS! 283 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,229 GOOD MORNING, GUYS. 284 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,497 GOOD MORNING. HEY. 285 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:33,798 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I SAW 286 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,699 AT JEFFREY'S LOUNGE LAST NIGHT. 287 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,201 OUR FLORIST, ALAN. 288 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,670 ALAN IS AN ALIEN? 289 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,271 AND ONE HELL OF A DANCER. 290 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,607 I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. 291 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,875 BEING AT JEFFREY'S LOUNGE 292 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,877 IS JUST SO LIBERATING. 293 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:46,878 FOR THE FIRST TIME 294 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,245 SINCE I CAME TO THIS PLANET, 295 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:51,516 I--I FELT LIKE I BELONGED. 296 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,217 YOU KNOW, I'M EVEN TOYING WITH THE IDEA 297 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,619 OF TELLING MARY. 298 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,653 WAIT. NO WAY, DICK. 299 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,288 YOU CANNOT JUST SPILL EVERYTHING TO MARY. 300 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,422 I'M TELLING YOU, SALLY. 301 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,224 HALF THE PEOPLE ON BROADWAY 302 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,227 ARE OPENLY ALIEN. 303 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,829 WELL, I DON'T CARE, DICK. YOU KNOW OUR POLICY. 304 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,066 THEY DON'T ASK, WE DON'T TELL. 305 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,035 [SIGHS] 306 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,736 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 307 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:12,804 DID YOU GET YOUR EARS PIERCED? 308 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,438 OH, JUST ON THE RIGHT SIDE, TOMMY. 309 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,806 THAT'S THE ALIEN SIDE. 310 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,779 WELL, I'M GONNA SWING BY THE BANK, 311 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,046 DO A LITTLE RECON, 312 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,749 THEN GO VISIT DON AT THE POLICE STATION. 313 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,719 TAKING A LITTLE TRIP TO THE POLICE STATION? 314 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,421 YEAH, WHY? 315 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:31,623 HOW DO WE KNOW THAT YOU AND YOUR COP BOYFRIEND 316 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,757 AREN'T SETTING US UP? 317 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,428 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 318 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,697 AFTER ALL THE WORK I HAVE PUT INTO THIS PLAN, 319 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,533 YOU GUYS HAVE THE COJONES TO ACCUSE ME 320 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,435 OF BEING A STOOLIE? 321 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,504 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! HEY! HEY! HEY! 322 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,605 LET ME TELL YOU HOW THINGS WORK 323 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,740 AROUND HERE, OK? 324 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,274 THIS IS MY PLAN. I AM THE BOSS. 325 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,909 YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN HIT THE ROAD. 326 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,345 OK, CALM DOWN, SALLY. 327 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,948 WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM HERE. 328 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,583 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 329 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,584 I'M GONNA GO GET US 330 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,687 A SACK OF BURRITOS. 331 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,054 IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT. 332 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,056 YEAH, YOU DO THAT. 333 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,290 I WILL. ALL RIGHT. 334 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,464 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 335 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,664 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME? 336 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,500 NO, SALLY. NO PROBLEM. 337 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,668 I HAVE TOTAL FAITH IN YOU. 338 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,170 ALL RIGHT. COOL. ALL RIGHT. 339 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,340 IT'S HARRY I'M BEGINNING TO HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT. 340 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,641 HARRY? YEAH, WELL, 341 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,910 IF THERE'S A WEAK LINK IN THIS PLAN, IT'S HIM. 342 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,379 HARRY'S NOT A WEAK LINK. 343 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,181 OR IS HE? 344 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:33,851 NAH. HE'S SOLID AS A ROCK. 345 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,253 OR IS HE SOFT? 346 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,254 NAH. 347 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,489 THAT BITCH! 348 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,429 HEY, DICK. 349 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,430 MARY, HI. 350 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,032 HOW WAS THE HOCKEY GAME LAST NIGHT? 351 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:51,168 OH, UH, GREAT. STICKS, ICE, 352 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,970 TOOTHLESS CANADIANS, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 353 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,746 MARY? MMM? 354 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,948 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "E.T."? 355 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,516 "E.T."? OF COURSE. WHY? 356 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,918 DID YOU LIKE THE ALIEN? 357 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,553 UH-HUH. 358 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,421 DID YOU... 359 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,290 LOVE THE ALIEN? 360 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,492 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 361 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,695 MARY, I'M... I AM A-- 362 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,695 Frank: HEY, MARY. 363 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:19,797 MY COLLECTION OF PERUVIAN STONE DRUMS 364 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,798 JUST ARRIVED. 365 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,866 OOH! 366 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,101 UM... 367 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,102 I WALKED IN ON SOMETHING, 368 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,103 DIDN'T I? 369 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,103 OH, NO--NO. WE WERE JUST 370 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,137 TALKING ABOUT MOVIES. 371 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,673 OH, DICK. YOU'VE GOT TO COME SEE THIS. 372 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,807 NO--NO, YOU GO AHEAD. 373 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,176 I-I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 374 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,245 I HOPE I DIDN'T INTERRUPT ANYTHING IMPORTANT. 375 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,914 ACTUALLY, I WAS ABOUT TO TELL HER. 376 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,348 OH, MY GOD. 377 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,450 OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 378 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,952 I AM SO SORRY. 379 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,953 Mary: FRANK. 380 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,655 I'M COMING! 381 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,325 I AM SO SORRY. 382 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,228 SAD FACE. 383 00:13:58,938 --> 00:13:59,937 HERE HE COMES. 384 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,740 OK. JUST GO EASY ON HIM, OK? 385 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,475 I'M NOT HEARTLESS, TOMMY. 386 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,843 HEY, GUYS. 387 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,346 YOU'RE OUT OF THE PLAN, HARRY! 388 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,581 WHAT? 389 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:10,981 WE JUST DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THE MENTAL FORTITUDE 390 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,049 FOR THIS OPERATION. 391 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,184 THE MENTAL FORTA-WHAT? 392 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,485 EXACTLY. 393 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,321 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 394 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,195 DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS, TOMMY? 395 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,229 YOU DID. 396 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,864 YOU DID KNOW ABOUT THIS! 397 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,166 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT TOMMY. 398 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,868 THAT TIME WE WENT TO THE PETTING ZOO, 399 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,639 HE HAD NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK. A WEEK! 400 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,073 SO AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 401 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,942 YOU TWO DESERVE EACH OTHER. 402 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,543 I AM OUT OF HERE! 403 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,113 HEY! HEY! WHOA! WHOA! 404 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,982 HI, GUYS. IS DICK HERE? 405 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,617 NO. HE'S OVER AT JEFFREY'S LOUNGE. 406 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,053 JEFFREY'S LOUNG-- 407 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,388 ISN'T THAT A GAY BAR? 408 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,758 YEAH. YEAH. 409 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,429 THAT'S-- IT'S A GAY BAR. 410 00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,364 HUH. 411 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,902 ARE YOU SURE HE SAID JEFFREY'S LOUNGE? 412 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,273 WELL, HE COULD'VE SAID SOME OTHER GAY BAR. 413 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:12,944 OK. 414 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,746 [CLEARS THROAT] 415 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,548 SO SHOULD WE START 416 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,217 RECONSTRUCTING THE PLAN FOR TWO PEOPLE? 417 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,252 DID YOU REALLY HAVE 418 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,955 PETTING ZOO NIGHTMARES, TOMMY? 419 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,556 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 420 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,924 I CAN'T COUNT ON SOMEONE 421 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,026 WHO'S AFRAID OF BABY FARM ANIMALS. 422 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,562 HEY. THAT LAMB WAS FREAKY, MAN. 423 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,364 HE WAS GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE. 424 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,365 YOU'RE OUT, TOMMY. 425 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,466 WHAT? YOU'RE DONE! 426 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,100 YOU'VE BEEN GUNNING FOR ME SINCE DAY ONE, 427 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,502 HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU? 428 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,638 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, SISTER. 429 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,108 YOU GOT YOUR WISH. 430 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,209 I'M OUT! 431 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,444 AAH! 432 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:53,684 ♪ THE NIGHT IS BITTER ♪ 433 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,520 ♪ THE STARS HAVE LOST THEIR GLITTER ♪ 434 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,123 ♪ THE WINDS GROW COLDER ♪ 435 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,060 ♪ AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE OLDER ♪ 436 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,429 ♪ AND ALL BECAUSE OF ♪ [MEN HUMMING] 437 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,264 ♪ THE MAN ♪ 438 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:11,602 ♪ THAT GOT AWAY ♪ 439 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,770 MARY. 440 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,038 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 441 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,306 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 442 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,909 WELL, I--I--I, UH.. 443 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,543 DICK, IT'S TIME TO COME CLEAN. 444 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,745 COME CLEAN ABOUT WHAT? 445 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,880 I CAN'T. I JUST C-CAN'T DO IT. 446 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,281 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME 447 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,917 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 448 00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,419 MARY... 449 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,453 DICK IS GAY. 450 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,554 [GASPS] 451 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,556 THAT'S RIGHT, MARY. I'M-- 452 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,795 NO, I'M NOT. 453 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,164 WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? 454 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,231 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 455 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,399 DICK, THIS IS A GAY BAR. 456 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,068 EVERYONE WHO COMES HERE IS GAY. 457 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,471 MARY, YOU'RE GAY? NO, I'M NOT GAY! 458 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,939 OH, SO YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, 459 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,440 BUT I'M EXPECTED TO BELIEVE YOU. 460 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:51,942 OH, PUH-LEEZE! 461 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,432 TOMMY? 462 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,432 SALLY? 463 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,435 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 464 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,036 I'M HERE TO KNOCK OFF THIS BANK. 465 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,604 FIND YOUR OWN BANK, SMEE. 466 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:21,838 THIS ONE'S MINE! 467 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,707 BUZZ OFF, FONZIE. 468 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,808 OH, GOD. 469 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:33,017 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. HE'S HERE, TOO? 470 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,287 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 471 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,622 I'M HERE TO ROB THE BANK. 472 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,157 WHO ARE YOU? 473 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,626 GET THE HELL OVER HERE. 474 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,528 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 475 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,696 SINCE WE'RE ALL HERE ANYWAY, 476 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,264 WE MIGHT AS WELL GO THROUGH WITH 477 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,265 THE ORIGINAL PLAN. 478 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,334 HARRY, TAKE THE PEN TO THE TELLER 479 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,469 AND DISTRACT HER. 480 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,271 THAT'S WHEN YOU, TOMMY, HEAD FOR THE SAFE. 481 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,772 IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE, 482 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,208 THE GUARD GETS A FACE FULL OF SALLY-BOOB. 483 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,243 OOH. NOW, ARE YOU SURE THAT 484 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,310 I CAN'T BE THE GUARD? 485 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,779 NO! LET'S GO. 486 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,170 HARRY! HARRY! HARRY. 487 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,171 WHAT'S WRONG? 488 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,172 THE PENS ARE CHAINED DOWN. 489 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,876 THEY MUST'VE KNOWN WE WERE COMING. 490 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,744 YOU TIPPED OFF THE COPS, DIDN'T YOU? 491 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,345 DON'T YOU START WITH ME, LAMB-BOY. 492 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,114 YEAH. MAYBE LAMB-BOY TIPPED OFF THE FUZZ. 493 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,115 YOU PUNK. BAAA! 494 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,316 AAH! STOP IT! ALL RIGHT! 495 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,718 YOU TWO SHUT UP. NOW, LISTEN, 496 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,952 WE HAVE GOT A BANK TO ROB. 497 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,088 EXCUSE ME? 498 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,590 CAN I HELP YOU? 499 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,291 EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! 500 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,225 AAH! 501 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,140 HELLO, NINA. 502 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,343 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 503 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,910 JUST IN CASE MARY WAS WORRIED, 504 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,715 I WANTED TO PROVE TO HER THAT I'M A REAL MAN. 505 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,716 WHAT DO YOU THINK, NINA? 506 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,051 YOU LIKE BEEFCAKE? 507 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,786 NOT FROM YOUR FUNKY BAKERY. 508 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,426 DICK. 509 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,063 HEY, HOT STUFF. 510 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,531 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON 511 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,699 BETWEEN YOU AND FRANK. 512 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,134 WE JUST HAD A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING, 513 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,736 THAT'S ALL. 514 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,572 SO, ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE GAY OR NOT? 515 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,807 WHAT I'M SAYING... 516 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:37,842 IS THIS. 517 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,553 SO, ARE YOU GAY OR NOT? 518 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,921 MARY... 519 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:53,457 I AM NOT GAY. 520 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,625 GOOD. 521 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,661 YOU BELIEVE ME? 522 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,662 YES, I DO. 523 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,663 GOOD. 524 00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,797 I DO BELIEVE YOU. 525 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,436 SO, YOU'RE NOT GAY? 526 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,405 NO, I'M NOT GAY. I PROMISE YOU. 527 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,408 I AM NOT GAY. 528 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,342 UH-HUH. 529 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,280 I'M AN ALIEN. 530 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,617 OH, GOD, I WISH I WAS GAY! 531 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,091 SO, DID YOU HEAR, DICK? WE TRIED TO ROB A BANK. 532 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,894 ROB A BANK? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 533 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,361 THE PENS ALL HAVE CHAINS. 534 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:34,531 YEAH. WE KNOW NOW. 535 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,000 I WONDER HOW HUMANS WOULD REACT 536 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,935 IF WE CAME OUT AS ALIENS? 537 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,337 YOU KNOW, I BET THEY'D BE COOL WITH EVERYTHING 538 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,106 EXCEPT FOR US KISSING ON TV. 539 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,010 SURE IS A NICE NIGHT OUT, HUH? 540 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,478 HEY, DONNY. HEY. 541 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,213 YOU GOT ROOM FOR A COP OUT ON YOUR ROOF? 542 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,414 SURE. SURE. 543 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,019 HEY! 544 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,020 HEY. 545 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,055 HEY. HEY. HEY. 546 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,890 ♪ MACHO, MACHO MAN ♪ 547 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,625 ♪ MACHO MAN ♪ 548 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,261 ♪ I'VE GOT TO BE A MACHO MAN ♪ 549 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,896 ♪ I'VE GOT TO BE A MACHO... ♪