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HEY, TOMMY,
HOW WAS SCHOOL?

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TERRIBLE.

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I GOT HAULED INTO
THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE

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BECAUSE OF MY GRADES.

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OH, WHAT'D
HE DO TO YOU?

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HE MADE ME VALEDICTORIAN.

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APPARENTLY, I HAVE
THE BEST GRADES

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IN THE SCHOOL,
DAMN IT.

9
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BUT YOU BARELY EVER
GO TO CLASS.

10
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I KNOW.

11
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THAT'S HOW STUPID
EVERYONE ELSE IS.

12
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DAMN IT!

13
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THAT WAS AWESOME!

14
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IT WAS SO GREAT.

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OH, THANKS FOR
LETTING ME COME

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WITH YOU, JANICE.

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ANYTIME, SALLY.

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IT IS SO COOL

19
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TO FINALLY HAVE
ANOTHER WOMAN AROUND

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TO DO GIRL THINGS
WITH.

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WHY, WHERE
WERE YOU GUYS?

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CHASIN' HOBOS
OUT OF THE FREIGHT YARD.

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HI, HARRY.

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HELLO, JANICE.

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LAST TIME I SAW YOU,

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I WAS KISSIN' YOU
GOOD-BYE

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AFTER A LONG NIGHT
OF KISSIN' YOU HELLO.

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SO, WHY HAVEN'T
YOU CALLED?

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WELL, AT FIRST I WAS
PLAYIN' HARD-TO-GET.

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BUT NOW...

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I'M PLAYIN' PARALYZED
BY INSECURITY.

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THAT'S TOO BAD.

33
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WELL, IT WAS NICE
SEEING YOU ALL.

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HARRY.

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NICE SEEING YOU, TOO,
JANICE.

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JANICE.

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MY GOD, THAT'S
THE BIGGEST COP

38
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I'VE EVER SEEN.

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YOU TWO
KNOW EACH OTHER?

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DICK, OF COURSE THEY DO.

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HARRY, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

42
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DON'T YOU WANT HER?

43
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OH, YEAH, SO BAD.

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WELL,
THEN GO GET HER!

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OH, WELL, COME ON,

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THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.

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I MEAN--AGGGGHHHH!

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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM
THE BIG GIANT HEAD.

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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
AND HIS QUEEN

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WILL BE ARRIVING
SHORTLY

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FOR THEIR FIRST
APPEARANCE ON EARTH

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AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.

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OH, MY GOD,
THEY'RE COMING TODAY!?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE,

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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR MR. AND MRS...

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BIG GIANT HEAD!

57
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EVERYBODY, PLEASE...

58
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JOIN THE COUPLE
OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

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♪ SUNRISE, SUNSET ♪

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♪ SUNRISE, SUNSET ♪

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♪ SWIFTLY FLOW THE DAYS ♪

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[LAUGHING]

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OH, IT IS SO GREAT
TO BE BACK.

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YOU KNOW, WE WOULD'VE
BROUGHT THE BABY,

65
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BUT SPACE TRAVEL
IS REALLY HARD

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WHEN YOU'RE TEETHING.

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HE'S WITH THE NANNY.

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NICE ROBOT.

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I, UM, I WOULD LIKE
TO PROPOSE A TOAST.

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MAY YOU TWO
LOVEBIRDS

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BE HAPPILY MARRIED
FOR ALL ETERNITY.

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OHH.

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THANK YOU, DICK.
BUT COME ON, I'M MARRIED.

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ETERNITY'S THE LAST
THING I WANT.

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HEY, HEY, HEY, STONE.

76
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WHEN IS HE GONNA STOP?

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BREATHING.

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VICKI, HOW'S SPACE?

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WELL, WHEN I FIRST SAW
WHERE I WAS LIVING,

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LET'S JUST SAY,
THANK GOD IN SPACE

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NO ONE CAN
HEAR YOU SCREAM.

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SHE REALLY
CLASSED THINGS UP.

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SHE REDID THE DEATH CHAMBER
IN ORANGE SHAG CARPET.

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PLEASE!
I MEAN, IT WAS SO DRAB,

85
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I WANTED TO DIE.

86
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YOU GUYS ARE REALLY
CUTE TOGETHER.

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DICK, WHERE CAN WE HAVE
A PRIVATE CONVERSATION?

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HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?

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JOIN ME
IN THE KITCHEN.

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DOES ANYONE HERE DO
A GOOD IMPRESSION OF ME?

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NO, BUT I DO AN AWESOME
BETTE MIDLER.

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SO, UH...UH...

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WHAT BRINGS YOU
BACK TO EARTH, SIR?

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AN EXTENDED
HONEYMOON?

95
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THE HONEYMOON IS OVER.

96
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THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

97
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START SAVING THESE BOX TOPS.
I WANT THIS BOOMERANG.

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YES, SIR.

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SIT DOWN.

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HOW ARE YOU?

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WHA--YOU'RE ASKING
HOW I AM?

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SIR, HOW DO YOU
THINK I SHOULD BE?

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I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF.

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I'M PROUD OF YOU.
HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT?

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UH, NO. YOU HAVE THREATENED
TO KILL ME, THOUGH.

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WELL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I'M SORRY.

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I'D LIKE TO MAKE UP
FOR THAT.

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I'D LIKE TO GET
TO KNOW YOU BETTER.

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GET TO KNOW ME, SIR?

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YES. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

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THINGS YOU WOULDN'T
DREAM OF TELLING

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THAT FROSTY
LITTLE BIMBO OF YOURS.

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DICK, TONIGHT YOU'RE
TAKING ME OUT FOR DRINKS.

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TONIGHT?

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I--I WOULD LOVE
TO ACCOMPANY YOU,

116
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SIR,
BUT I HAVE A DATE

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WITH THAT FROSTY
LITTLE BIMBO.

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CANCEL.

119
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WELL, PERHAPS FROSTY
COULD COME WITH US.

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NO. YOU AND ME.
ALONE.

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ARE YOU GOING
TO KILL ME?

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OH, DON'T BE SILLY.

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YOU'RE MY
DESIGNATED DRIVER.

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COME ON, PUSH IT, DONNIE.

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COME ON.
NOT A PROBLEM.

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YOU GOT 3 MORE?

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I GOT 10 MORE.

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[GRUNTING]

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HELLO, JANICE.

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HARRY.

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UHHH!

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OH, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT YOU.

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AND I YOU.

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HELP!

135
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I'M HERE TO ASK YOU OUT
ON A PROPER DATE.

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THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.

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CRACKED RIBS!

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SO IS THAT A YES?

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I CAN'T BREATHE!

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YES, OF COURSE.

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I'M COMIN', GRANDMA!

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DICK, WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE FOR--

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[MOANING]

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OH, MY GOD, DICK,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

145
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I'M BURNING UP, MARY.

146
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I CAN'T HOLD
ANYTHING DOWN.

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I WAS THROWING UP
ALL NIGHT.

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I DON'T THINK
I CAN GO OUT.

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OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE,

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I'LL STAY HOME
AND TAKE CARE OF YOU.

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NO, MARY, GO!

152
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SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE
YOU GET WHATEVER I--

153
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DICK, LET'S HIT
THE TOWN.

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STONE PHILLIPS!
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

155
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HE-HE'S HERE TO TAKE ME
TO THE HOSPITAL.

156
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THE HOSPITAL?

157
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WHAT A GREAT NAME
FOR A JAZZ CLUB.

158
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CLUB?

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YOU'RE NOT REALLY SICK,
ARE YOU?

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HOW CAN YOU BE
SO INSENSITIVE?

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QUICK, MARY,
THE CAT'S ON FIRE.

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PUT IT OUT!
PUT IT OUT!

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LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!

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[COUGH COUGH COUGH]

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TOMMY,
I REALLY DON'T THINK

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THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE
VALEDICTORY SPEECH.

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IT'S FINE.

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OOH,
LET US HEAR IT.

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YOU WANT
TO HEAR IT?

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YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.

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"FELLOW CLASSMATES,

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LONG LIVE ROCK."

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YOU KNOW, YOU HAD ME...

174
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AND THEN YOU LOST ME.

175
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BUT THEN YOU HAD ME AGAIN.

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TOMMY, YOU SHOULD JUST
WRITE WHAT YOU FEEL.

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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I FEEL.

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WHAT DO<i> YOU</i> FEEL?

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WELL...

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I FEEL LIKE THIS IS
A NEW BEGINNING...

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IT'S TIME TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO OLD FRIENDS,

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MAKE NEW ONES.

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IT'S THE END OF AN ERA,

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AND NO MATTER HOW CLOSE
WE'VE BECOME,

185
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IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

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MAN, THAT'S HARSH.

187
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SORRY, BUT WHETHER
WE LIKE IT OR NOT,

188
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THIS CHAPTER OF OUR LIVES
IS OVER.

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I GOTTA GO.

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SEE YOU LATER.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO?

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I'M GONNA GO READ
SOME CHURCHILL

193
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FOR INSPIRATION.

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OH, REALLY?

195
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NAH. I'M GONNA
GO GET SOME FRIES.

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DID YOU HEAR WHAT
ALISSA JUST SAID?

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OH, WELL, YOU MEAN
ABOUT SAYIN' GOOD-BYE

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AND MOVIN' ON AND
MEETIN' OTHER PEOPLE?

199
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HARRY, SHE'S GONNA
DUMP HIS ASS.

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OH, MY GOD!

201
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AND RIGHT BEFORE GRADUATION?

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POOR TOMMY.

203
00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,646
THE KID DOESN'T EVEN
SEE IT COMIN'.

204
00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,682
OH, GOD, AND THERE'S
NOTHIN' WE CAN DO.

205
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WE'RE POWERLESS
AGAINST ALISSA.

206
00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,721
NO, WE'RE NOT.

207
00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,624
WE'RE NOT?

208
00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,493
LOOK, SHE'S JUST
AN EVIL LITTLE TEENAGER.

209
00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,328
AND I AM
AN INTERGALACTIC

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FORCE FOR GOOD.

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LONG LIVE ROCK!

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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

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YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKIN' MAN,
YOU KNOW THAT?

214
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AND YOU'RE BIG.
YOU'RE BIG.

215
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HOW'D YOU GET SO BIG?

216
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I--I--I--I--I--

217
00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,853
AND I LIKE YOU.

218
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WE'RE HAVIN' A GOOD
TIME, AREN'T WE?

219
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YOU LIGHT UP THE ROOM.

220
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THANK YOU, SIR.
SO DO YOU.

221
00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,193
THANK YOU.

222
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,261
YOU'RE TENSE.
DON'T BE SO TENSE.

223
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I'M TENSE, TOO.

224
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MY MARRIAGE
IS A CHARADE.

225
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I'M SO LONELY.

226
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SIR, WHAT
ARE YOUR INTENTIONS?

227
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,409
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.

228
00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,644
YOUR RECORD SPEAKS
FOR ITSELF, SIR.

229
00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,613
THE UNIVERSE HAS
NEVER BEEN CLEANER.

230
00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,548
NOT MY JOB.
ME, THE MAN.

231
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,582
I THINK YOU'RE
SWELL, SIR.

232
00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,551
HE THINKS I'M SWELL!

233
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,586
WELL, THANK YOU,
SPARKY.

234
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LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
FUN?

235
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,990
I'M GONNA TALK
TO THE BANDLEADER.

236
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,658
BANDLEADER!

237
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Mrs. Dubcek:
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

238
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SORRY ABOUT
THAT LAST SONG.

239
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MY MIC CRAPPED OUT.

240
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,364
IT DIDN'T CRAP OUT.
I UNPLUGGED IT.

241
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HIT IT!

242
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[MUSIC PLAYS]

243
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♪ SOMEWHERE THERE'S MUSIC ♪

244
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♪ HOW FAINT THE TUNE ♪

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00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,308
♪ SOMEWHERE THERE'S HEAVEN ♪

246
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,710
♪ HOW HIGH THE MOON ♪

247
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,744
HEY, DICK, COME ON UP HERE.

248
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,745
NO, I--

249
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,912
HEY, HIT THAT MAN
WITH THE SPOTLIGHT.

250
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,414
COME ON UP HERE,
DICKIE.

251
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,383
COME ON, BOY.
COME ON UP HERE.

252
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,085
ATTABOY.

253
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,554
♪ THAT YOU LOVE ME
AS I LOVE YOU ♪

254
00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,489
[SCAT SINGING]

255
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,260
[SCAT SINGING]

256
00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,732
[BOTH SCAT SINGING]

257
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,107
♪ HOW HIGH THE MOON ♪

258
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,208
YEAH!
YEAH!

259
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,878
LET'S HEAR IT
FOR SPARKY!

260
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,389
HEY, HARRY.

261
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,191
OOH, HEY, VICKI.

262
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,726
I CAN'T SLEEP.

263
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,463
YOU KNOW
WHAT WORKS FOR ME?

264
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,998
GOIN' TO BED.

265
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,035
SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE
BEIN' QUEEN, VICKI?

266
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,205
AH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S GOT ITS PERKS.

267
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,139
I GET A LOT
OF PRESENTS.

268
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,808
LIKE THIS
HAIR CURLER THING.

269
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,510
HERE, SEE?
WOW.

270
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:48,413
YEAH. IT ADDS A LOT
OF BOUNCE TO MY HAIR.

271
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,316
AND THEN IT ALSO
DEMOLECULARIZES

272
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,285
ANY POOR BASTARD
WHO TRIES TO CROSS ME.

273
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,155
GOOD REASON
TO TIP YOUR HAIRDRESSER.

274
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,256
MM-HMM.

275
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,059
OF COURSE, YOU KNOW,

276
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,996
BEIN' QUEEN DOES HAVE
ITS DOWNSIDE.

277
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,999
I MEAN...
STONE AND I HAVE NOT

278
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,702
HAD INTIMATE RELATIONS
IN QUITE SOME TIME NOW.

279
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,970
MM.

280
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:15,573
YOU MEAN, BECAUSE UP THERE
YOU'RE JUST A PURPLE TUBE?

281
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,742
WELL, THAT'S HIS EXCUSE.

282
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,781
YOU KNOW, I--I JUST--
I MISS INTIMACY, HARRY.

283
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,650
I--I MISS FONDLING.

284
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,254
I--I MISS...SEX!

285
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,922
OHH!

286
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,023
SO, HOW'S
THIS THING WORK?

287
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,960
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO.

288
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,029
BABY, DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE.

289
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,032
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

290
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,501
I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE.

291
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,536
[GIGGLES]

292
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,940
I WONDER IF YOU CAN
THINK OF A WAY...

293
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,942
TO SAY "THANK YOU."

294
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,379
UM...YES.

295
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,081
THANK YOU.

296
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,722
HEY, ALISSA.

297
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,491
OH,
HI, SALLY.

298
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,658
YOU GOT A COUPLE
MINUTES?

299
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,127
UM, WELL, I WAS ABOUT
TO GO TO ENGLISH CLASS.

300
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,261
THIS'LL JUST
TAKE A SECOND.

301
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,362
OK.

302
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,264
LISTEN, TOMMY'S
BREAKIN' UP WITH YOU.

303
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,298
WHAT?

304
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,299
WELL, YOU SAID
IT YOURSELF.

305
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,400
IT'S THE END OF AN ERA.

306
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,602
TIME TO
MEET OTHER PEOPLE.

307
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,702
OH, NO, THAT'S JUST
WHAT I WAS--

308
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,903
OH, YEAH,
WHAT YOU WERE FEELING.

309
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:20,971
I KNOW, IT'S COOL,
FINE.

310
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,907
OPEN A NEW CHAPTER.
BUT JUST REMEMBER THIS.

311
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,275
THE LAST CHAPTER
ENDED WITH

312
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,477
TOMMY BREAKING UP
WITH<i> YOU.</i>

313
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,447
WHY ISN'T HE TELLING ME
THIS HIMSELF?

314
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,682
ALISSA, IT'S TIME
TO MOVE ON.

315
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,517
MOVE ON TO ENGLISH!
MOVE.

316
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,823
ALL RIGHT.

317
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,659
WHEN LIGHT HITS
THE SURFACE OF WATER,

318
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,596
HOW CAN WE DETERMINE
THE ANGLE AT WHICH IT ENTERS...

319
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,231
THE WATER?

320
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,835
THAT DEPENDS ON
THE ANGLE OF INCIDENCE.

321
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,904
NO, YOU CLOD.

322
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,408
WAIT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

323
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,244
IT DOES DEPEND ON
THE ANGLE OF INCIDENCE.

324
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,345
YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING.

325
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,180
YEAH, THAT DETERMINES
THE ANGLE OF REFRACTION.

326
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,380
YOU SAID
"REFRACTION!"

327
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,482
MY GOD, YOU'RE
GETTING THIS.

328
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,218
PLEASE, STAY WITH ME
HERE.

329
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,821
OH, DICK, THERE YOU ARE.

330
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,322
STONE, I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.

331
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,957
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
I'M GETTING THROUGH TO THEM.

332
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:13,991
THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEARNING!

333
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,793
THAT'S GREAT.
CLASS DISMISSED.

334
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,164
WAIT. ARE WE ALLOWED
TO LEAVE?

335
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,233
I DON'T KNOW.
I KIND OF TRUST THAT GUY.

336
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,403
WH-WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?

337
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,272
DO YOU KNOW
HOW DIFFICULT IT IS

338
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,573
TO BE KING
OF THE UNIVERSE?

339
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,809
I IMAGINE IT'S
KIND OF A HASSLE.

340
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:31,910
NOW EVERYBODY SAYS,

341
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,477
"LOOK AT THAT BIG WHEEL
WITH HIS TROPHY WIFE.

342
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,645
I'D LIKE TO BE
LIKE HIM."

343
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,214
WELL, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

344
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,749
THIS BIG WHEEL'S LIFE
IS A WRECK.

345
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,919
IT'S A TRAGIC COMEDY.
IT'S A FARCE!

346
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,354
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S ALL GOOD.

347
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,323
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
IN MY LIFE

348
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,492
THAT MEANS
ANYTHING AT ALL.

349
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,593
YOU!

350
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,000
SO WHERE SHOULD I TAKE
JANICE ON OUR DATE?

351
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,168
WELL,
IT DEPENDS.

352
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,169
YOU WANT TO GO
TO A MOVIE,

353
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,370
YOU WANT TO GO
OUT TO DINNER?

354
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,538
WELL, I WANT TO GET
JIGGY WITH IT.

355
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,143
BUT ON A BUDGET.

356
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,712
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE JANICE
WHERE I TOOK SALLY

357
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,880
ON OUR FIRST DATE?

358
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,815
YEAH, THE SEAFOOD HUT.

359
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,816
IT WAS GREAT.

360
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,217
WE HAD A BUCKET
OF STEAMERS,

361
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,285
A COUPLE OF COLD BEERS.

362
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,653
YEAH, AND AT THE END
OF THE NIGHT,

363
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,589
BOTH OF US HAD CRABS.

364
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,693
THAT DIDN'T SOUND
EXACTLY RIGHT, SALLY.

365
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,396
DON, WE HAD CRABS,
AND YOU KNOW IT.

366
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,399
I GOTTA GO.

367
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,768
THERE'S A CAR STOLEN
EVERY 15 MINUTES,

368
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,036
AND THE GUY
WHO'S DOIN' IT

369
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,204
HAS TO BE STOPPED.

370
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,105
HAVE FUN.

371
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,341
HEY!

372
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,909
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN
THE BIG GIANT HEAD?

373
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:38,976
OH, WHY,
ARE YOU LOOKIN' FOR HIM?

374
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,778
BIG GIANT HEAD!
BIG GIANT HEAD!

375
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,879
NO, NO, SHH!
IT'S OK.

376
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,381
I DON'T MIND.
BIG GIANT HEAD!

377
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,549
WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM.

378
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,518
I DON'T WANT TO BE
ANYWHERE NEAR HIM.

379
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,652
WHAT'S THE MATTER, DICK?

380
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,355
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE,
LIKE, BEST FRIENDS.

381
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:54,192
NO, HE'S BECOME THIS CLINGY,
NEEDY, SOBBING MESS.

382
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,893
I WANT TO GO BACK
TO WHAT WE USED TO HAVE,

383
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,095
WHEN I WAS HIS
SUCK-ASS LACKEY

384
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,130
LIVING IN PERPETUAL FEAR.

385
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,900
YEAH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

386
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,068
WHO WANTS TO GO BACK
TO THE JAZZ CLUB

387
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,069
AND IS NAMED DICK?

388
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,438
DICK DOES!

389
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,440
COME ON,
DICK, LET'S GO.

390
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,013
THIS IS SO NICE.

391
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,416
MMM, WELL, YOU SPEND
SO MUCH TIME

392
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,250
IN HERE WORKIN' OUT,
I FIGURED YOU MIGHT

393
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,821
WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO EAT IN HERE, TOO.

394
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,056
YOU'RE A SPECIAL GUY,
HARRY.

395
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,359
AND YOU SMELL LIKE SWEAT,
JANICE.

396
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,262
THAT'S PROBABLY THE GYM.

397
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,431
DON'T TRY
AND PLAY IT DOWN.

398
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,433
YOU KNOW, IN EVERY GYM,

399
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,934
THERE'S ALWAYS
2 TYPES OF GUYS.

400
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,270
YOU GOT THE BIG,
STRAPPING MAN

401
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,038
WITH THE WEIGHT BELT,

402
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,107
AND THE SCRAWNY
LITTLE GUY WHO CAN'T GET

403
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,943
HIS QUARTER OUT
OF THE JUICE MACHINE.

404
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,079
I PREFER
THE SCRAWNY GUY.

405
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,014
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.

406
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,918
I GUESS I'LL BE GOIN',
THEN.

407
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,855
HARRY...

408
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,624
YOU'RE THE SCRAWNY GUY.

409
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,193
OH--OHH!

410
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,828
WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?

411
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,130
YOUR BOYFRIEND?

412
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,098
WELL...UM...

413
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,502
IF I SAY NO,
WILL YOU HURT ME?

414
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,438
WELL...

415
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,607
MAYBE.

416
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,076
WELL, IN THAT CASE,

417
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,011
NO.

418
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,014
OOH!

419
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,383
[PURRS]

420
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,226
[SCAT SINGING]

421
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,494
[MONOTONE]
♪ YABBA YABBA YABBA ♪

422
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,830
[SCATTING]

423
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,700
♪ YABBA YABBA YABBA
YABBA YABBA ♪

424
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,641
♪ HOW HIGH THE MOON ♪

425
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,346
[SPARSE APPLAUSE]

426
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,416
TOUGH CROWD.

427
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,318
YABBA.

428
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,656
[BELL RINGS]

429
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,360
WHERE'S YOUR, UH,
AUNT SALLY, SOLOMON?

430
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,528
HA HA!
S-SALLY?

431
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,562
HOW'D YOU OPEN
YOUR LOCKER

432
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,165
WITHOUT YOUR AUNT SALLY
HELPIN' YOU?

433
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,833
WELL, I KNOW
THE COMBINATION.

434
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,167
WHY ARE YOU CARRYI''
YOUR OWN BOOKS?

435
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,535
YEAH, DON'T YOU NEED
YOUR AUNT SALLY

436
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,137
TO CARRY 'EM FOR YA?

437
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,138
PHH.

438
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,007
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE
TALKING ABOUT?

439
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,376
HEY, ALISSA,
DO YOU KNOW WHY

440
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,844
EVERYONE'S TALKING
ABOUT SALLY?

441
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,846
THAT'S FOR YOU!

442
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,382
AND THAT'S FOR SALLY!

443
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,383
I--

444
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,220
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER
MY QUESTION.

445
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,225
BYE, JANICE.

446
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,728
NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST.

447
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,097
NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST.

448
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,866
NO, YOU HANG--HELLO?

449
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,001
OHHH.

450
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,102
SHE HUNG UP.

451
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,472
ALL RIGHT, HARRY.
I'VE TRIED TO BE SUBTLE,

452
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,039
I'VE TRIED TO BE
SEDUCTIVE,

453
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,475
AND I'VE TRIED TO BE
INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS.

454
00:17:58,477 --> 00:17:59,610
ABOUT WHAT?

455
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,579
I WANT YOU, BABY.
I WANT YOU NOW!

456
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,113
NO! WA--WAIT!
STOP, NOW!

457
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,247
OH, I'LL STOP.

458
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,716
I'LL STOP WHEN
WE'RE FINISHED, BABY.

459
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,818
[KISSING]

460
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,960
VICKI, I GOT
A GIRLFRIEND.

461
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,130
WHAT?

462
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,101
WELL...HARRY,
YOU DON'T--YOU DON'T

463
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,637
LIKE HER AS MUCH AS YOU
LIKE ME, DO YOU?

464
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,539
OH, NO.

465
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,941
MORE.

466
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,248
THE QUEEN...

467
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,984
IS...PISSED.

468
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,225
IS THIS SHIRT SLUTTY
GOOD OR SLUTTY BAD?

469
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,360
HEY, GIRL!

470
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,894
VICKI, HI!

471
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,563
YOU TWO KNOW
EACH OTHER?

472
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,564
YEAH!

473
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,567
HARRY AND VICKI
USED TO SLEEP TOGETHER!

474
00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,371
AND JANICE IS HARRY'S
NEW GIRLFRIEND.

475
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,609
HOW YOU DOIN'?

476
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,743
HI.

477
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,911
WOW!

478
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,847
TWO WOMEN WHO
BOTH SLEPT WITH HARRY

479
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,817
BUMPIN' INTO EACH OTHER
AT THE DISCOUNT RACK!

480
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,618
HOW COOL IS THAT? HUH?

481
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,991
MAN, IT'S COOL!

482
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,793
SEE YOU, VICKI.

483
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,862
YEAH. BYE, VICKI.

484
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,133
NO, GOOD-BYE TO YOU,

485
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,769
JAN-ISSSSSSS!

486
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,104
[CAT YOWLS]

487
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,442
I MADE IT
VERY CLEAR TO STONE

488
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,577
YOU ARE MY
HIGHEST PRIORITY.

489
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,380
SO HE'S NOT GOING
TO BE HERE TONIGHT?

490
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,382
NO. I'VE CLEVERLY
DISGUISED A PILLOW

491
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,417
IN MY HOUSE AS ME.

492
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,018
HE'S PROBABLY
TALKING TO IT

493
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,219
AS WE SPEAK.

494
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,856
WHAT IS GOING ON
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU?

495
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,457
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
DISGUISE A PILLOW

496
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,725
IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO HAVE DINNER WITH HIM?

497
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,726
I KNOW IT'S SICK.

498
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,561
OH, IT'S REALLY SICK.

499
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,929
DICK!

500
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,431
OH, NO.
OH, NO.

501
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,865
OH, DICK!

502
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,700
I WALKED INTO
YOUR BEDROOM.

503
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,169
I THOUGHT YOU'D
STOPPED BREATHING.

504
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,872
I WORE MYSELF OUT
TRYING TO REVIVE YOU.

505
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,041
AND THEN I TOOK
A NAP ON YOU.

506
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,776
THEN I AWOKE
COMPLETELY REFRESHED

507
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,278
AND READY FOR OUR EVENING.

508
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,514
OH, SAY, I'LL HAVE
WHAT HE'S HAVING.

509
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,849
SEND HERS BACK.
IT LOOKS AWFUL.

510
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,984
I'M GOING
TO THE REST ROOM.

511
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,986
I'M GOING TO STAND
ON THE TOILET

512
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,055
AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW.

513
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,256
WHAT'S WITH HER?

514
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,892
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

515
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,393
I MAY BE A WHALE
OF A FRIEND,

516
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,594
BUT THAT DOESN'T
ENTITLE YOU

517
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,796
TO STICK TO ME LIKE
A PATHETIC BARNACLE.

518
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,398
I DON'T CARE...

519
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,433
ABOUT THE PROBLEMS
YOU'RE HAVING WITH YOUR WIFE,

520
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,934
YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISES,

521
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,704
OR YOUR INEXPLICABLE DESIRE
TO BEFRIEND ME.

522
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,406
ZAP ME TO OBLIVION
IF YOU WANT,

523
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,574
BUT SO HELP ME,

524
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,543
I WILL NEVER SING ANOTHER
JAZZ STANDARD WITH YOU!

525
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,578
DICK, STOP!

526
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,679
NO, YOU STOP!

527
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,080
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?

528
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,049
WHY ARE YOU
SO FASCINATED BY ME?

529
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,617
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
GET SO CLOSE?

530
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,086
HOW DARE YOU TALK
TO ME LIKE THAT?

531
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,787
WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE BIG GIANT HEAD?

532
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,390
NO! BECAUSE I AM...

533
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,026
YOUR FATHER.