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Tommy: INFORMATION
OFFICER'S LOG:
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LAST TIME ON
3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN...
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AS ALISSA WAS HELPING ME
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WRITE MY VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH,
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SALLY MISUNDERSTOOD AND THOUGHT
ALISSA WAS BREAKING UP WITH ME.
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JUST LIKE SALLY TO DO
SOMETHING TOTALLY STUPID.
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LISTEN, TOMMY'S
BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD RETURNED
TO EARTH WITH VICKI DUBCEK,
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HIS NEW WIFE AND QUEEN.
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BUT SHE WAS NOT HAPPY
TO FIND OUT
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ABOUT HARRY'S
NEW RELATIONSHIP WITH JANICE.
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THE QUEEN...
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IS PISSED.
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WHILE THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH,
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
WON'T LEAVE DICK ALONE.
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IT'S REALLY KINDA CREEPY.
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WE STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
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BECAUSE I AM...
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YOUR FATHER.
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SALLY, HAVE YOU BEEN
TO MY SCHOOL LATELY?
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NO!
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OH--Y--
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YES, I WAS.
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I WAS THERE. UM...
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I BROKE UP WITH
ALISSA FOR YOU.
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AH HA!
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WHY...WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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SHE WAS GONNA
DUMP YOU FIRST.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE
MY BABY GET HURT.
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I AM NOT YOUR BABY!
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I'M OLDER THAN
ALL OF YOU,
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AND IT'S TIME YOU START
TREATING ME THAT WAY!
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OK, WELL, NOW I KNOW WHY
ALISSA WAS GONNA DUMP YOU.
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YOU'RE VERY MOODY.
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SALLY! HARRY!
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TOMMY!
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I HAVE SOME
ASTOUNDING NEWS!
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON, DICK?
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YOU GUYS KNOW THE BIG
GIANT HEAD, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
UH-HUH.
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
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BUT HE'S MY--
HE'S MY FATHER!
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WHAT?!
NO WAY!
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THAT'S JUST LIKE
IN STAR WARS
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WHEN LUKE SKYWALKER FINDS OUT
THAT DARTH VADER'S HIS FATHER!
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OH, GROW UP, TOMMY.
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THAT WAS POPULAR
ENTERTAINMENT.
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THIS IS REAL LIFE!
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I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
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THAT'S WHY I WASN'T
MADE HIGH COMMANDER.
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DADDY WAS PLAYING
FAVORITES!
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OH, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO FEEL!
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WHO AM I?!
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WELL, LET ME SEE...
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YOUR FIRST NAME'S
DICK...
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YOUR NEW LAST NAME
IS HEAD...
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SO I GUESS
THAT WOULD MAKE--
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OH, MY GOD.
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ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT
FATHERS AND SONS DO?
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YEAH.
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TRUST ME.
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I SAW IT ON
A KODAK COMMERCIAL.
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HOW LONG DO WE DRAG
OUR STRINGS IN THE WATER?
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I GUESS UNTIL SOMEBODY
TAKES OUR PICTURE...
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AND THEN PROCESSES IT
ON KODAK PAPER.
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CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING, SIR?
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WELL, SURE, SON.
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WHY DID YOU WAIT
UNTIL NOW
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TO TELL ME
YOU'RE MY FATHER?
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WELL, I'VE BEEN
VERY BUSY!
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BUT NOW...I WANT TO FIND
NEW MEANING IN MY LIFE.
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AND PLEASE...
CALL ME DAD.
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I COULDN'T DO THAT,
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NOT AFTER EONS
OF YOU BEING
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MY UNPREDICTABLE AND
DOMINEERING OVERLORD.
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THAT'S A SHORT LEAP
TO DAD.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH MY STRING.
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IT'S A FISH!
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SIR!
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OH! AAH!
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YOU GOT A FISH!
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LOOK OUT! OH!
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I'LL SAVE YOU, SIR!
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JUST--THROW IT AWAY!
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GET IT OUT OF HERE!
OH! OH! OH!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE SAFE NOW.
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YOU WERE VERY BRAVE,
SON.
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SO WERE YOU, DAD.
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YOU SEE!
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THAT WASN'T HARD,
WAS IT?
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I GUESS NOT...
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DAD.
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POPS.
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OLD MAN.
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GEEZER!
BAG OF BONES!
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DAD!
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DAD.
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THE FISH WE GOT
IN THE MARKET
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HAVE A LOT LESS ATTITUDE
THAN THE ONES IN THE LAKE.
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NINA, COULD YOU BEHEAD
AND FILET THESE FOR US?
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WE'RE BOTH STARVING.
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OH, I'D BE HAPPY TO!
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WOULD YOU LIKE THEM
GRILLED OR SAUTÉED?
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YOU ARE SUCH
A SWEETHEART.
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[GIGGLING]
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ISN'T SHE GREAT?
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DICK...I WANNA KNOW
WHO YOU ARE,
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WHO YOU SURROUND
YOURSELF WITH.
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I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE
A BIG PARTY TONIGHT,
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AND I WANT YOU TO INVITE
THAT SPECIAL YOUNG LADY
OF YOURS.
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TONIGHT?
SHE CAN'T COME.
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BUSY?
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NO. SHE HATES YOU.
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OH, GREAT.
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NOW YOU TWO
DRESS ALIKE.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET A ROOM ALREADY?
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MARY, PLEASE
DON'T BE MAD--
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UH, DICK, I'LL
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
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MARY, IT SEEMS
I'VE BEEN UNGENTLEMANLY
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TOWARD YOU.
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YOU? NO!
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I LOVE IT WHEN
YOU PINCH MY ASS!
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IT'S GOOFY FUN!
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I DESERVE
THAT WITTY BARB,
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BUT IT WOULD
PLEASE ME NO END
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IF YOU WOULD JOIN US
FOR DINNER TONIGHT.
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I COULD MAKE AMENDS.
WE COULD START OVER.
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I DON'T KNOW...
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PLEASE, MARY.
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HONOR US WITH
YOUR PRESENCE.
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I...
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YOU...LOOK...
LOVELY!
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OK, I'LL COME!
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ALISSA!
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ALISSA!
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Girls: AAH!
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TOMMY!
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YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME,
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BUT I DESERVE A CHANCE TO--
MAN, THIS IS REALLY HOT!
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HEY, SOLOMON,
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WHY DON'T YOU SEND
YOUR AUNT DOWN HERE
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TO OGLE US,
YOU HORNY GEEK!
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OH, YEAH? WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU
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PUT SOME CLOTHES ON,
YOU...[WEAKLY] SEXY MAMA!
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TOMMY, WILL YOU
PLEASE GET LOST?
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NO. NO. JUST LISTEN
TO ME FOR A SECOND.
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I DID NOT TELL SALLY
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
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OH, REALLY? SO SHE JUST
DECIDED TO COME DOWN HERE
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AND DO IT ON HER OWN?
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YES!
I DON'T NEED SALLY.
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BREAKING UP WITH YOU
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IS SOMETHING
I WILL DO MYSELF.
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WHAT?!
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WHEN THE TIME CO--
IF THE TIME COMES!
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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT IS SO OVER BETWEEN US.
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AND I'M GIVING YOU BACK
EVERYTHING YOU EVER GAVE ME!
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YOU--I--
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[WHIMPERS]
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IF ONLY I'D GIVEN
HER THAT TOWEL.
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SO, MARY, TELL ME
MORE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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WHAT DO
YOUR PARENTS DO?
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OH, YOU KNOW.
THEY'RE JUST AVERAGE RETIREES.
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DAD PLAYS GOLF.
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YEAH. AND HER MOM
LIKES TO GET TANKED
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AND SHOOT AT SQUIRRELS
FROM THE GARDEN WINDOW
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WITH A BB GUN.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA
LOVE THESE PEOPLE.
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SALLY...
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WE'RE RUNNING LOW
ON THE MINI-QUICHE.
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COULD YOU HEAT UP
ANOTHER BATCH?
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OH, THAT'S NICE.
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ORDER ME AROUND
IN FRONT OF YOUR FATHER.
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BUT JUST YOU WAIT
TILL DADDY'S GONE.
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I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME!
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I'M TELLING!
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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HEY, CITIZENS.
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OH, HI!
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HI, BOYFRIEND.
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HELLO,
MY GENTLE GIANT.
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HEY, HON.
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HEY!
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I BROUGHT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHIN'
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FOR AFTER THE MEAL.
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OH, THANKS.
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"PEOPLE'S EXHIBIT B"?
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IT CAME FROM
A BAKERY WE RAIDED
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THAT WAS A FRONT
FOR A DRUG DEALER.
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YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SCRAPE OFF
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THE POWDERED SUGAR
BEFORE YOU SERVE IT.
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HEY, JANICE!
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HEY, VICKI!
HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD!
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YOU TWO KNOW
EACH OTHER?
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WELL, YEAH. I MET VICKI
AT THE MALL TODAY.
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WELL, WHAT
A SMALL WORLD!
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YOU KNOW, I WONDER
WHO ELSE I KNOW
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KNOWS SOMEONE I KNOW
THAT I DON'T KNOW
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KNOWS THAT PERSON
I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW?
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UH-HUH...
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HEY, VICKI, I HAVE
AN EXTRA TICKET
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TO TOMMY'S
GRADUATION.
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PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'LL COME. PLEASE!
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HARRY, ISN'T GRADUATION
SORT OF A FAMILY THING?
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OH, COME ON.
ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
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HEARIN' THE NAMES
OF 500 KIDS
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READ
IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
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THAT'S NOT JUST FUN
FOR FAMILY.
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THAT'S FUN FOR EVERYONE!
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YOU ARE SO CUTE.
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MMM...
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YES. AND AREN'T YOU
JUST THE PERFECT COUPLE?
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HA HA. HEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU COME
TO THAT GRADUATION,
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I'M GONNA
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
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I'M GONNA TAKE CARE
OF YOU REAL GOOD!
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[SLURRING] YOU'RE A LOT NICER
THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE,
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OLD STONEY, OLD BOY.
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YOU'RE TOO KIND.
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YOUR FRIEND DICK...
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IS THE KINDEST,
MOST INTERESTING MAN
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I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH...
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AND LET ME TELL YOU,
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I HAVE BEEN
WITH A LOT OF MEN.
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A LOT.
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OH, REALLY? AHEM.
HOW MANY?
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[DRUNKENLY]
A LADY NEVER TELLS.
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MORE THAN 5?
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EASILY.
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MORE THAN 40?
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NO!
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WAIT.
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YEAH!
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AH. THANKS, DAD.
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IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU
AND MARY GETTING ALONG.
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ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL?
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SHE CERTAINLY TRIES
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TO GIVE OFF
THAT IMPRESSION.
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YEP. SHE'S A KEEPER.
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SON, I...WANT YOU
TO BREAK UP WITH HER.
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WHAT?
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YOU HEARD ME.
246
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,440
BUT SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
247
00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:38,576
SHE'S A SLUT
AND A BOOZER!
248
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,078
2 QUALITIES
I USUALLY LIKE
249
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,113
IN A WOMAN.
250
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,915
BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD
ENOUGH FOR MY SON!
251
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,084
I CAN'T BREAK UP WITH MARY.
I LOVE HER!
252
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,486
SORRY, SON.
MY HOUSE, MY RULES.
253
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,154
BUT THIS IS
MY HOUSE!
254
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,990
RIGHT. BUT YOUR HOUSE
IS IN MY GALAXY. I WIN.
255
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,292
THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!
256
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:56,293
IT MAY SEEM THAT WAY
NOW,
257
00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,462
BUT IN TIME,
YOU'LL THANK ME!
258
00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,930
NO WAY!
I'LL NEVER THANK YOU!
259
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,232
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
260
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,833
YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!
261
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,269
YOU'RE
ON A TIME-OUT!
262
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,536
OHHH!
263
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,810
"DEAR DAD,
BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS,
264
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,546
"I'LL BE HALFWAY
TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
265
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:19,450
THAT MAY OR MAY NOT
RHYME WITH FENTUCKY."
266
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,353
I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU,
I HATE YOU.
267
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,787
LOVE, DICK.
268
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,691
THIS OUGHTA DO IT.
269
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,261
TOMMY!
270
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,063
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN'?
271
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,065
DAD SAID HE DIDN'T WANT ME
SEEING MARY ANYMORE,
272
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,366
SO I'M RUNNING AWAY
FROM HOME!
273
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,367
YOU'RE WHAT?
274
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,902
YEAH. AND I'M
TAKING HER WITH ME!
275
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,104
DOES MARY KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
276
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,840
NOT EXACTLY.
THAT REMINDS ME--
277
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,842
I FORGOT THE BLINDFOLD
AND THE CHLOROFORM!
278
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,344
COME ON, DICK!
279
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,579
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY!
JUST STAND UP TO THE GUY!
280
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,847
HE'S JUST YOUR FATHER!
281
00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,783
YEAH, BUT FATHERS
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
282
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,184
LOOKED UP TO
AND REVERED!
283
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,353
PLUS, I DON'T WANT HIM
TO GIVE ME THE BELT.
284
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,322
WHAT PLANET HAVE YOU
BEEN LIVING ON
285
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,389
FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS?
286
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,191
KIDS HERE DON'T REVERE
THEIR PARENTS.
287
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,926
THEY DISRESPECT
THE HELL OUT OF THEM!
288
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,062
ARE YOU SURE?
289
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,164
YES. TRUST ME.
THIS IS MY AREA.
290
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,800
I KNOW ABOUT
DISRESPECTING FATHERS.
291
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,801
THAT'S RIGHT.
292
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,202
YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME
FEEL LIKE CRAP.
293
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,004
SEE THAT?
294
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,839
OH...
295
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,540
GEE, THANKS, TOMMY.
296
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:19,176
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.
297
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,512
I PROBABLY DON'T SAY
THIS OFTEN ENOUGH,
298
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,347
BUT...
I LOVE YOU, SON.
299
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,016
SHUT UP!
300
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,318
JEEZ, YOU ARE GOOD!
301
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,893
NO, YOU ARE IN 24-E,
JANICE.
302
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,895
OK? YOU GO RIGHT ON
DOWN THERE.
303
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,564
OK. AND I'M RIGHT HERE.
304
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,766
JANICE, YOU WANT
TO SIT HERE?
305
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:44,402
NO! HER TICKET
SAYS 24-E,
306
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,904
AND SHE WILL SIT
IN 24-E!
307
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,909
I'M GONNA GET
SOME PROGRAMS.
308
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:54,812
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT DICK
GOT TO BE HIGH COMMANDER.
309
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:57,982
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN
THE BIG GIANT HEAD'S SON?
310
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,384
YEAH, WELL,
I DON'T HAVE
311
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,551
A MOTHER
OR A FATHER,
312
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,121
AND I GOT A GREAT
JOB ON THIS MISSION.
313
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,924
HARRY, YOU'RE
THE FREAKIN' RADIO!
314
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,928
SURE, PICK
ON THE ORPHAN.
315
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,061
YEAH, YEAH.
316
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,397
LOOK, MAYBE HE MADE DICK
THE HIGH COMMANDER
317
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,732
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST
SECURITY OFFICER
318
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,800
THERE IS.
319
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,335
DAMN RIGHT I AM.
320
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,704
I MEAN, WHO ELSE BUT ME
WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT
321
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:23,207
THAT VICKI IS UNDER
THE BLEACHERS RIGHT NOW
322
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,543
PREPARING
TO VAPORIZE JANICE?
323
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,710
MMM.
324
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,579
SEE? YEAH,
YOU'RE A NATURAL.
325
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,748
I WISH I WAS SMART
ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT
326
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,249
THAT VICKI'S
DOWN THERE
327
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,450
TRYIN'
TO KILL JANICE.
328
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,452
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
SMART ENOUGH, MY FRIEND.
329
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:36,453
YEP. I WISH I WAS.
330
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,255
I KNOW YOU DO,
SWEETIE, BUT...
331
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:40,424
OH, MY GOD!
332
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,460
EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME,
EXCUSE ME!
333
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,396
AH!
334
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,232
HI, JANICE.
335
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,102
[WHISPERING]
Alissa!
336
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:55,974
Alissa!
337
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,109
HEY, UM, COULD YOU
PASS THIS MESSAGE
338
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,344
DOWN TO ALISSA?
339
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,745
TELL HER THAT I'M
SORRY SHE WAS HURT,
340
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,282
BUT I NEVER TOLD MY AUNT
TO BREAK UP WITH HER
341
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,384
AND THAT SALLY WILL
NEVER GO NEAR HER AGAIN.
342
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,453
OK? PASS THAT DOWN.
343
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,588
[WHISPERING]
344
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,332
HEY, ALISSA,
TOMMY SAYS
345
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,666
IF YOU EVER COME
NEAR HIM AGAIN,
346
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:23,968
HIS AUNT SALLY
WILL HURT YOU.
347
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,840
TELL TOMMY
"SCREW YOU."
348
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,383
ALISSA SAYS
"SCREW YOU."
349
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:43,087
THERE YOU ARE!
350
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,622
NICE CALVES!
351
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,525
BYE-BYE, PRETTY GIRL!
352
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,527
DON'T EVEN TRY IT,
SISTER.
353
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,129
OH, YEAH? AND WHO'S
GONNA STOP ME?
354
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,664
ME.
355
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,200
AND THIS...
356
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,168
THIS BIG UNICORN
357
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,204
ICE CUBE!
358
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,847
YOU MELTED MY UNICORN,
YOU BITCH!
359
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,517
YEAH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
360
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,653
YOU'RE NEXT!
361
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,255
NOT SO FAST!
362
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,857
HUAH! HUAH! HUAH!
363
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,358
HUAH! HUAH! HUAH!
364
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,629
I AM YOUR QUEEN,
365
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,666
AND YOU WILL
BOW TO ME!
366
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,001
LOWER.
367
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,235
SORRY, MASTER.
368
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,836
LOWER!
I...CAN'T--
369
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,038
LOWER!
YEAH, YOU CAN!
370
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,840
HELLO, STONE.
371
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,175
DICK.
372
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,176
YOU REMEMBER MARY...
373
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,211
MY LOVER.
374
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,248
OF COURSE.
375
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,417
I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT
TO SEE HER HERE.
376
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,386
OH, I WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD.
377
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,255
OF COURSE SHE WOULDN'T.
SHE'S MY LOVER!
378
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,524
LIGHTEN UP.
379
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,627
I REALLY ENJOYED TALKING
TO YOU LAST NIGHT, STONE.
380
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,895
I'M SURPRISED
YOU EVEN REMEMBER
381
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,896
THE CONVERSATION.
382
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,931
YOU LEAVE HER ALONE,
YOU BIG BULLY!
383
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,400
DICK!
WELL, HE IS.
384
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,801
YOU KNOW,
HE'S SO SWEET!
385
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,836
SWEET? HE WANTS ME
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
386
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,137
DICK!
WHAT?
387
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,239
YEAH. HE THINKS YOU'RE
NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
388
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,741
OH, I DON'T THINK
HE MEANT THAT.
389
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,809
DID YOU, STONE?
390
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,144
MARY, I THINK
YOU'RE
391
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,312
A PERFECTLY
GOOD GIRLFRIEND
392
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,746
FOR, SAY...
393
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,216
THE BEER DELIVERY
GUY.
394
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,318
OH, STONE! HA HA HA!
395
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,653
OH, THAT REMINDS ME
396
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,388
OF SOMETHING
THAT NIETZCHE ONCE SAID.
397
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,989
WHAT WAS IT? UM...
398
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,325
DU BIST EIN ESEL.
399
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,325
WHAT?
400
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:29,494
YOU'RE AN ASS!
401
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,365
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR COLOR.
402
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,533
REALLY?
403
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,034
HELLO, VICKI.
404
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,102
HARRY.
405
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,170
I'M THE ONE
YOU WANT, VICKI.
406
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,039
AND YOU
CAN HAVE ME.
407
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,040
YOU MEAN IT?
408
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,542
THAT'S RIGHT!
409
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,712
IT'S LUNCHTIME
IN THE HOT
AND NASTY DINER.
410
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,547
TODAY'S SPECIAL...
411
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,215
HARRY LOAF!
412
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:53,985
THAT'S IT.
413
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,153
AAH!
414
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,721
HA!
415
00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,091
HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME
WITH YOUR FLESH!
416
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,527
WELL, THAT'S WHAT
IT'S THERE FOR.
417
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,761
I'LL TAKE IT
FROM HERE,
418
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:07,297
SECURITY OFFICER.
419
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,199
GOOD WORK...
420
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,268
RADIO.
421
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,203
OH, VICKI,
LOOK AT YOU.
422
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,304
YOU'RE HURTING ME.
423
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,306
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
WHAT IT'S LIKE
424
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,406
TO BE HUMAN!
425
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:17,874
I DID IT BECAUSE
I LOVE YOU, HARRY.
426
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,643
WELL, IF YOU REALLY
LOVE ME,
427
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,180
YOU'LL JUST LET ME BE
HAPPY WITH JANICE.
428
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,049
I'M SO SORRY.
429
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,650
OH...VICKI, WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU?!
430
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,985
WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE
431
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,787
LIVIN'
UP THERE WITH HIM!
432
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,155
I MEAN, AT LEAST ON EARTH
433
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,990
I COULD FILL THE VOID
IN MY SOUL
434
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,160
WITH MALT LIQUOR
AND VELVEETA.
435
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,429
CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS,
HARRY?
436
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,531
WELL...OK.
437
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,966
OK!
438
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,402
MMM...YEAH.
439
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,737
BY THE WAY,
VICKI,
440
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,405
FRIENDS DON'T
USUALLY...
441
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,674
CUP EACH OTHER'S
BUTTS
442
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,008
DURING EMOTIONALLY
VULNERABLE MOMENTS
443
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,242
LIKE THIS.
444
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,078
OH, RIGHT.
JUST FOR THE FUTURE.
445
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,880
IT MAKES SENSE!
YEAH, YEAH.
446
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,919
THANKS.
447
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,821
THANK YOU.
448
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,889
"PRINCIPAL GRESCHNER,
FACULTY,
449
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:09,159
"HONORED GUESTS,
LUNCH LADIES,
450
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:12,230
"WEIRD OLD GUY
IN THE RAINCOAT...
451
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,566
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN
TO BE VALEDICTORIAN?
452
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,269
"FOR MANY, BEING FIRST
IN ONE'S CLASS
453
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,938
"IS A DISTINCTION
THAT DEFINES THEIR FUTURES.
454
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,107
BUT FOR ME..."
455
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,944
IT MEANS SQUAT BECAUSE
I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
456
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,480
OH, MY GOD.
457
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,148
THAT'S RIGHT, ALISSA.
458
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,985
BEING FIRST IN MY CLASS
PALES IN COMPARISON
459
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:36,053
TO BEING FIRST
IN YOUR HEART.
460
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,158
SO...WHAT I'LL REMEMBER MOST
ABOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE
461
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,792
IS OUR TIME TOGETHER...
462
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,495
OUR LONG WALKS
AFTER SCHOOL,
463
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,764
DOING HOMEWORK
IN THE COFFEE HOUSE,
464
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:50,735
THAT DAY IN THE PARK
WHEN IT RAINED.
465
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,904
OH, TOMMY.
466
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,739
AND, UM...I THINK
I'LL REMEMBER MOST
467
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,843
THAT TIME THAT WE FOOLED AROUND
ON YOUR PARENTS' BED
468
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,978
WHEN THEY WERE
OUT OF TOWN.
469
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:06,416
ALISSA...PLEASE
TAKE ME BACK.
470
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,519
GO TO HELL!
471
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,392
LONG LIVE ROCK!
472
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,226
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
473
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,267
HEY, SPORT.
474
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,836
I GOT NOTHIN'
TO SAY TO YOU.
475
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,139
WHAT HAPPENED
TO US?
476
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,407
REMEMBER
THE JAZZ CLUB?
477
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,944
♪ SCOOBY DOOBY DOOBY
DOOBY DOOBY DOO ♪
478
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,579
WE WERE SUCH PALS!
479
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,849
THAT WAS BEFORE I FOUND OUT
YOU WERE MY FATHER.
480
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,517
WELL, HOW DOES
BEING FAMILY
481
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,819
CHANGE EVERYTHING?
482
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,387
IT JUST DOES!
HOW?
483
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,456
WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW,
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU!
484
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,692
YOU DON'T KNOW,
DO YOU?
485
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,628
WHY DID YOU EVEN
HAVE ME?
486
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,664
YOU WERE A MISTAKE.
487
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,533
BUT...BUT,
488
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,236
THE GREATEST MISTAKE
I EVER MADE!
489
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,872
REALLY?
490
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,975
OH, LISTEN, SON,
IF THAT LITTLE TRAMP
491
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,376
MARY ALBRIGHT
MAKES YOU HAPPY,
492
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,078
SO BE IT!
YOU HAVE MY BLESSING!
493
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,313
YOU MEAN IT?
494
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,315
YES. I REALLY THINK
SHE'S A TRAMP.
495
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,584
NO. I MEAN ABOUT
YOUR BLESSING!
496
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,785
OH!
497
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,355
RIGHT. YOU BET.
498
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,491
THANKS, DAD.
499
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,061
HEY!
500
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,996
YOU WANNA HAVE
A CATCH?
501
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,398
SURE.
502
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,888
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
503
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,589
WHENEVER THE BIG
GIANT HEAD LEFT BEFORE,
504
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,124
I'D FEEL RELIEVED.
505
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,527
BUT NOW THAT I KNOW
HE'S MY FATHER,
506
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,762
I FEEL ESPECIALLY
RELIEVED.
507
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,166
WELL, IT MUST
BE NICE TO KNOW
508
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,434
WHERE YOU COME
FROM.
509
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,503
YEAH, TO FIND OUT
WHO YOUR FAMILY IS.
510
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,404
I ALREADY KNOW
WHO MY FAMILY IS.
511
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,373
IT'S NOT SOME GUY
WHO WALTZES IN
512
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,941
AND CALLS
HIMSELF "FATHER."
513
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,543
IT'S THE PEOPLE
I LET INTO MY LIFE,
514
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,613
THE PEOPLE I TRUST
AND LOVE.
515
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,615
WHOA...
516
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,317
I'D LIKE TO MEET
THOSE PEOPLE!
517
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,486
THEY SURE SOUND NICE.
518
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,454
NO, HARRY,
I MEAN ALL OF YOU.
519
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,556
NO, I DON'T
THINK SO.
520
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,558
OH! HEY, BY THE WAY, DICK,
521
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,561
WHAT DID YOU EVER DO
WITH THAT ELECTRIC CURLER
522
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,463
DEMOLECULARIZER
THINGY?
523
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,564
OH, DON'T WORRY.
IT'S SAFE.
524
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,900
YEAH, TRUST ME.
525
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,234
IT'S SOMEWHERE WHERE
NO ONE
526
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,936
WILL EVER FIND IT.