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ANNOUNCER: From New York City,
the only city in America,
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it's the show that
invented news.
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This is The Daily Show with
your host, Leslie Jones.
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[cheering]
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Yes!
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Hi!
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What's going on, everybody?
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Yes!
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Leslie Jones.
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That's right.
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They let me come back
for another night.
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So let's go!
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[cheering]
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All right.
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You guys on TikTok, right?
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Well, I got bad news.
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Because if you're
on TikTok, you've
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got to drop out of college.
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Because universities
across the country
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are banning TikTok
from school Wi-Fi
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because they're worried that
China might be spying on them.
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Yeah.
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And you know what?
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Good.
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Get these kids off TikTok.
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I'm tired of seeing
little Ashley's
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amazing hack for how to flip
grilled cheese in a pan.
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[applause]
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You don't think I know
how to flip a pan, bitch,
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or make grilled cheese?
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I've been flipping pans
and making grilled cheese
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since before you were born!
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So don't talk to
me like I'm stupid.
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You're stupid!
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Stupid 24-year-old with
your dewy [bleep] and skin.
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[laughter]
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[bleep] you and your youth.
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OK.
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Well, OK, I think
I got off subject.
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I'm sorry.
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Next up, the TSA
announced that they
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seized record numbers of
guns at airport checkpoints
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last year.
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And let me tell you something.
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If I'm bringing a gun
through checkpoint,
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you ain't taking it from me.
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Because I got a gun!
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But, honestly, I
think this makes
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it more interesting
for TSA people
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because you know
they get bored.
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And they're probably happy
when they actually find a gun.
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You know?
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Dildo, dildo,
dildo, two dildos.
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Oh.
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Oh, a AK!
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We got a AK!
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It's happening, guys!
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It's happening!
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Confiscate that gun!
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Yeah, and get the dildo too.
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I think he had a dildo.
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Ooh, you a nasty terrorist!
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[cheering]
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Woo.
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Moving on, y'all know who
George Santos is, right?
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With his creepy ass.
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If y'all don't know
who he is, he's the new
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Republican Congressman
who we found out
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lied about his entire life.
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He made up a whole
career as a businessman.
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He made up that his
family was Jewish
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and his mom was
a victim of 9/11.
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Ew.
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Ew.
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Do you know how much you
have to lie to be known
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as the lying Congressman?
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[laughter]
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[cheering]
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I mean, all these [bleep]
do is lie all day.
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But when you ask
them, who is the liar,
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they're like, this guy.
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Wait till you hear
about this shit he did.
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Representative George
Santos has allegedly
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stolen $3,000 in donations
from a disabled homeless
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veteran's dying service dog.
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Santos allegedly used an
alias to con the veteran
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and set up a GoFundMe
page that would be deleted
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as soon as it hit its goal.
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And then Santos
disappeared altogether.
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[groaning]
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Exactly.
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So you telling me
this man didn't
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steal $3,000 from a dog.
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He didn't just steal
from a service dog.
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He didn't just steal
from a dying service dog.
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He stole from a
disabled homeless
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veteran's dying service dog!
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Oh, my god!
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You evil and stupid.
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[laughter]
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You gonna mess with
somebody's dog.
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Have you not heard
of John Wick?
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Your ass is in
trouble, trouble!
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[applause]
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Mess with no veteran's dog.
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You know what's so crazy?
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This guy is so evil.
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I wonder if they
put him in there
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on purpose so I
can't pay attention
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to the other evil people.
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Anybody got any eyes on
Marjorie Taylor Greene?
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What's up with that bitch?
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What is that bitch up to?
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She probably got Garfield
tied up in her office.
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I'm serious.
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Like, what does
this man have to do
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to get thrown out of Congress?
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He's a [bleep] liar.
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Black people don't
get believed when
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they actually tell the truth.
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Barack Obama was like,
hey, I was born in America.
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And people were like, bullshit!
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Where's your birth certificate?
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And this guy was like, I
was a millionaire Jewish
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volleyball star.
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And y'all like, hell
yeah, put him in Congress!
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Sick of your shit.
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And, finally, I don't
know if y'all been
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eating breakfast lately.
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But breakfast is
in trouble, son.
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The latest
economic numbers show
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inflation is slowing down, but
not for people who buy eggs.
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The average price
for a dozen of eggs
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has more than doubled
over the past year.
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Shortages around
the country are
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hurting producers and
putting more stress
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on consumers and businesses.
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Why is there a
shortage right now?
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What's going on?
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Well, I'm sure
you heard there
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is a bird flu in the Midwest.
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REPORTER: At Egg Tuck, a
breakfast spot in Los Angeles
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that goes through up
to 6,000 eggs a week,
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costs have quadrupled.
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And they're feeling it.
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All of our courses
are made with eggs
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REPORTER: Meanwhile,
the line of cars
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is about 30 minutes
long at Billy's Egg
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Farm in Southern California.
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And workers are
scrambling to meet demand.
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What?
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Wait a minute.
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[laughter]
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Bitch, why you
buying so many eggs?
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But, yeah, there's
an egg shortage
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right now because
a ton of chickens
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got bird flu, which isn't
surprising, you know?
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Because chickens are freaky,
little disgusting creatures.
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And, god, how I love to
eat what they shit out they
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bird pussies early
in the morning.
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[cheering]
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Oh!
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Oh, I got to say
bird pussies on air!
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[cheering]
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I love it.
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[laughs] But this
is serious now.
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This is serious because
people need eggs so badly.
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I think the chickens are going
to start getting real cocky.
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What's up, bitch?
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You want these eggs?
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What you going to do for me?
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I'm going to tell
you what I want.
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I want a new barn.
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I want an assistant.
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I want to fly business class
and an extra large flat screen
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and a PS5.
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And one more thing--
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sell Sally to Popeyes.
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[laughter]
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Bye, bitch.
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[applause]
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All right.
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All right, for more
on this egg story,
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let's now go to a man
who deserves to be
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knee deep in chicken shit.
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Y'all give it up
for Michael Kosta.
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OK, yeah.
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[cheering]
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Hi, Leslie.
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It's great to see you again.
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No, it ain't.
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OK, I see.
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Just so everybody knows, Leslie
and I have a bit of history.
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But don't worry.
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We're going to be
totally professional.
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I ain't about to be shit.
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I ain't gonna be
professional or nothing!
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You should have been
professional when
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you was dating my homegirl.
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OK, Leslie--
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Leslie, love is complicated.
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And I'd rather not
share the details
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of such a private matter, OK?
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But, ultimately,
relationships do end.
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So now the eggs--
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Don't try to weasel
yourself out of this.
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Don't do that.
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Don't do that.
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Leslie, I don't know
what she told you,
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but she cheated
on me three times.
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Oh, and that's the reason
not to call her back?
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[laughter]
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Be a man, not
chicken shit, Kosta!
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OK.
All right.
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OK.
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So now the egg shortage,
it's actually the result
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of the avian bird flu.
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And that--
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I don't give a
[bleep] about that.
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OK.
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What you did
was wrong, Kosta.
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Leslie, you don't know this,
but she gave me chlamydia.
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Yeah, I do know that.
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And people have
done worse, Kosta.
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It's cureable, OK?
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Just get you some
penicinna-- peli-- penic--
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the shit that gets
rid of that shit.
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[laughter]
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OK.
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And move on with the romance.
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Don't Be ghosting my girl.
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That ain't cool.
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OK, let's just talk
about the eggs, OK?
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Because as I was saying,
the shortage is severe.
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But if you look closely,
you'll find that it's
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not all it's cracked up to be.
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[laughter]
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You so [bleep] corny, Kosta.
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You know she was going to
break up with you because you
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a corny mother-[bleep], right?
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You know that, right?
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Look, look, I'm trying
to be a good sport here.
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I came all the way out here to
this farm that you sent me to.
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I got feathers
all over my suit.
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It stinks.
- You know what?
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You know what?
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I'll tell you what stinks.
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My girl had to go to
therapy after you.
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Yeah, because she has
multiple personality disorder.
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Yeah, that's what
we loved about her.
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She's like 10 friends in one.
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[laughter]
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[applause]
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Be a real [bleep] man and
[bleep] 10 bitches, Kosta!
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[stammers] OK.
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[cheering]
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I handled it the best I could.
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I don't know why you
care about this so much.
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Why don't we talk about it
off air if you're so upset?
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Can we just focus on the news?
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Yeah, I'm talking
to his bitch ass
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right now, looking at
those lying eyes of him.
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Mm-hmm, he ain't shit.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what?
That's right.
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I'mma bring that up.
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I'mma bring that up.
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OK, hold on.
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You know what, Kosta?
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You know what?
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You didn't even visit
her in the lockup
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after she stabbed your ass.
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That's [bleep] up.
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That's [bleep].
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Leslie, for the last time,
what do you want from me?
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I want you to say you sorry.
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I want you to apologize
to my homegirl.
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OK, all right, OK.
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Leslie, from the
bottom of my heart--
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Man, [bleep].
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You ain't got no damn heart.
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[applause]
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Want to hear that shit.
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And I hope a chicken
shits in your shoes.
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Y'all give it up
for Michael Kosta.
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[cheering]
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All right, when we come
back, Roy Wood, Jr.
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visits the White House.
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So don't go away.
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[cheering]
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[applause]
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Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
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Have you ever wondered what
happens when a championship
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team visits the White House?
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Well, so did Roy Wood Jr.
Let's go check it out.
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ROY WOOD JR: In American pro
sports, if your team wins
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the championship, you get
to go to the White House,
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enjoy a five star meal,
and hand the president
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a jersey he'll never wear.
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I got to attend this year's
event with the Golden State
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Warriors to celebrate
their NBA championship,
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something they didn't get to
do the last two times they won.
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Let me just say
that the Golden
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State Warriors are always
welcome in this White House.
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Always.
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ROY WOOD JR: To find out why,
I asked the man, 46, himself.
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How you doing, Mr. President?
- I'm doing well.
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How you doing?
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Now quick question,
Mr. President.
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The Warriors won
in 2017 and 2018.
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Why didn't they
come to the White
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House those other two times?
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Well, you have to
ask the other guy,
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but he doesn't
work here anymore.
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New boss, new rules.
All right.
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Well, thank you.
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Well, mystery solved.
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Time to talk with some
basketball players.
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Why are athletes invited
to the White House?
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Sports in general brings,
like, so many people together.
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And I think basketball
especially, like, we're
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very visible and whatnot.
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So when you win a championship
and you get invited here,
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we all can leverage our
platform to, you know,
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change the game
in a way that will
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be bigger than basketball.
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And I think this
is a great moment
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to reflect on all of that.
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Do you think it's fair
that only the Warriors
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were invited, and not the other
29 teams that y'all whooped?
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Hell no.
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What about inclusion?
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It's about us.
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No, everybody was
included in the 82 games,
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but that's where
the inclusion stops.
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Do you think events like
this where teams are invited
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to the White House create
opportunities for conversation
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about real issues?
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They actually do.
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I actually took part in a
panel before our ceremony
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with the president and the
vice president on gun safety
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and gun violence issues.
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We get to go see the
president, see the White House,
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but also actually kind of take
part in some real discussions.
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What is one rule that you
would have the president
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change in the NBA?
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One rule?
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No techs.
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That's an easy one for me.
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No technical fouls.
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You can't go no techs.
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No, you can.
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Three techs?
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No.
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Why three?
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Three-- four techs.
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It's a person
deciding that you
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deserve a tech because they
didn't like something you did.
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You right.
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Better crib.
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Your crib of the White House.
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My crib--
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I like my crib better.
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I have-- my crib got a
kitchen I got access to.
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I don't even know
where where they
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keep the food at over here.
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I know.
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I've been looking for
a sandwich all day.
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You got all these
people, but I can't--
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I'm so hungry, dog.
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- Where are they?
- The chef's are--
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I just want a snack machine.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Well, the Biden-Harris
administration understands
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the challenge that higher
education has been for so many
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people across the country.
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So 40 million people are
eligible, in our opinion,
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for debt relief.
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We're working on
loan forgiveness.
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We've forgiven over
$48 billion, with a B,
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to make sure that people have
access to higher education.
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And we're not stopping.
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Secretary of Education,
you know the people
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that be forgiving the loans.
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OK, OK, can you take
care of my student loan?
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[laughs]
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ROY WOOD JR (VOICEOVER):
I guess players showing up
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to the White House does
help draw attention
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to the important
issues, but how
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are we going to
elevate these cabinet
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members to sports stardom?
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Roy Wood Jr, Daily Show.
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When championship teams
visit the White House,
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the president gets a
jersey, but no one else.
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Are you jealous?
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No, I'm not jealous.
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Of course the president
gets a jersey.
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You know what?
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I made you a jersey.
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That's for you.
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KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: Oh, wow.
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That's something.
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Where'd you get it from?
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Oh, my cousin stole it.
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He works at a t-shirt shop.
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Well, thank you I
appreciate it, Roy.
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ROY WOOD JR (VOICEOVER):
They loved my jersey idea.
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You know, I have
an eight-year-old
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who can do that, too.
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ROY WOOD JR (VOICEOVER):
So I gave out some more,
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then started hooping with
some Oakland rappers.
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Man, I need to come back
next year as a player.
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- Good to meet you, Coach Kerr.
- You, too.
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00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,152
Hey, I used to
play rec league.
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If you need another two
guards, just let me know.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,026
Do you have a card, or--
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I'll just call you.
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We're taking you down
for a general meeting now.
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He ain't gonna call.
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[applause]
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Thank you, Roy.
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All right, stay tuned
because when we come back,
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I'll be talking
to the president
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of the Planned Parenthood.
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So don't go away.
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We coming back.
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[applause]
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[cheering]
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Welcome back to
The Daily Show!
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Every year, more than 600
Planned Parenthood health
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centers nationwide provide
health care services
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to millions of patients.
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My guest tonight is the
president and the CEO
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of the Planned Parenthood.
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Please, welcome
Alexis McGill Johnson.
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[cheering]
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Girls!
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Girls, go!
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What's going on?
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Good.
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How You doing, baby?
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Oh my god, you
look so beautiful.
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Thank you.
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LESLIE JONES: Oh, yeah!
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ALEXIS MCGILL JOHNSON: What?
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00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:28,607
Woo-wee!
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I'm so glad they saw
how good you look.
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They think all of us look crazy
to want to be fighting for,
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you know?
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Let me tell you how important
Planned Parenthood is to me.
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It's just one of the most
important things in my life.
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You know, I have
my parents in 17--
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I have my mom.
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And Planned Parenthood
taught me everything.
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And that's real talk.
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And I'm pretty sure
that you guys have
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done that for a lot of girls.
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So if you listen to the
people on the right,
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they think that
Planned Parenthood
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is an abortion factory.
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Like, that's like
back-to-back abortions
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with a side of fries.
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You know what I'm saying?
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What I want to get
clear here today is,
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what are the actual services
of Planned Parenthood?
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Well, thank you, Leslie,
for asking me that question.
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And thank you for sharing how
important Planned Parenthood
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has been for you because that
has been the story for so
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many people in their lives.
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Planned Parenthood
really represents
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reproductive freedom.
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We sell freedom and agency.
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It means that when you walk
into a Planned Parenthood
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health center, you may be
coming for birth control, STI
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testing, cervical
cancer screenings,
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breast cancer screenings,
gender-affirming care.
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And, yes, we proudly provide
abortion because that
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is also part of health care.
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That is the work that we do.
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[cheering]
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That's what we do.
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That's what I'm
talking about.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Yes.
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And I don't think
people realize
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that men can go to Planned
Parenthood for services too.
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And they should.
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I think when men
hear parenthood,
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they just start running.
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[laughs]
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Tell me the services
that you provide
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for people with penises.
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[laughter]
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00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:14,145
Yes, men are, like,
one of the fastest
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growing demographics
at Planned Parenthood.
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They come for the
same set of services.
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They come to get
access to condoms.
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They come to get access
to STI screenings.
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00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,722
They come for vasectomies
increasingly after the Dobbs
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00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:24,723
decision, right?
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They are coming in.
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00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:30,161
[applause]
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I don't know.
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I mean, maybe we
need to market it.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Maybe we need to
have a better market.
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Like, we treat the
meat, you know?
515
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:40,538
[laughter]
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00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,007
You know what I'm saying?
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Planned Parenthood--
Planned Parenthood
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presents the dick fixers.
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00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:50,382
You know what I'm saying?
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We do that too.
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00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,418
[laughter]
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00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,554
But, like, do you think men
are embarrassed about what
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00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:57,622
they need to come in for?
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Because let me tell
you something, men.
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It's important that
men get checked out.
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Their sexual health
affects their wives,
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partners, and girlfriends too.
528
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:09,000
Roe versus Wade was
overturned seven months ago.
529
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,170
And it's important for
men to come in also.
530
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,572
Tell them, please,
how important it is.
531
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:14,873
Yeah, it is so critical.
532
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,841
I mean, first of all, stigma
around sexual reproductive
533
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,710
health care affects everybody.
So it does affect men.
534
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:19,911
They may not talk
about it, but they
535
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,346
are certainly coming
to Planned Parenthood
536
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,747
to get it checked out, right?
537
00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:24,749
I mean, they see something.
538
00:21:24,849 --> 00:21:25,817
They need to say something.
539
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,652
They need to come
in and make sure--
540
00:21:27,752 --> 00:21:29,888
Exactly, you see
something-- say something.
541
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:31,656
But they are being affected.
542
00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:35,227
[applause]
543
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,062
But they are really
being affected
544
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,097
by this Dobbs decision, right?
545
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,900
Because, I mean, on the other
side of every single abortion,
546
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,003
every choice that someone makes
to not continue a pregnancy,
547
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,672
we are also seeing the impact
on miscarriage management.
548
00:21:47,772 --> 00:21:49,808
We're also seeing the
impact on their wives,
549
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:52,110
on their daughters, on their
sisters, on their workers,
550
00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:53,144
on their coworkers.
551
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,580
And so men, I would say,
actually are showing
552
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,182
up in a much stronger way.
553
00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:59,317
There's a lot of them out there
freestyling because they still
554
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:01,253
don't know how our bodies
work, how our periods work,
555
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,387
how our pregnancies work.
556
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,122
But there are a lot of
men who are showing up.
557
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:05,457
And I think it is
really important
558
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:08,927
to give them the energy
to continue to do that.
559
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:09,928
Yes.
560
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:10,929
Yes.
561
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:15,834
[applause]
562
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,168
How do we combat that?
563
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,604
Like, this thing
about our rights
564
00:22:19,704 --> 00:22:22,407
and everything,
how we keep these
565
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,441
mother-[bleep] out of pussy?
566
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:28,380
Well-- well, I
mean, first of all,
567
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,217
we have to be clear that the
Supreme Court made a decision,
568
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,952
but the Supreme Court
doesn't get the last word.
569
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:34,953
We do.
OK?
570
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:35,954
LESLIE JONES: Yes!
571
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:38,857
[cheering]
572
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,293
And we are going
to need to fight
573
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:44,129
state by state because they
are coming for birth control.
574
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:45,630
They are coming for IVF.
575
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:48,300
They are coming-- they're
literally trying to bankrupt
576
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,901
bankrupt us in Texas, right?
577
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,102
Planned Parenthood in Texas.
578
00:22:51,202 --> 00:22:53,538
They are trying everything
they can to stop people
579
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,106
from getting access to care.
580
00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:58,109
But what we have
in people like you
581
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,545
are just passionate
about freedom,
582
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,280
passion about justice.
583
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:05,884
It's an opportunity to really
be a leader and a volunteer.
584
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:06,885
Oh!
585
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:07,886
Oh.
586
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:08,887
[cheering]
587
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:14,759
Oh.
588
00:23:14,859 --> 00:23:19,664
Now you know you shouldn't
give me no damn bullhorn.
589
00:23:19,764 --> 00:23:22,701
I'm going to be out there on
the streets going, hey, women!
590
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,502
Hey, women, are you leaking?
591
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:28,006
Come to Planned Parenthood
so we can do some peeking.
592
00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:29,374
You know what I'm saying?
593
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:33,912
[laughs] Hey, guys, come in
quick so we can fix your dick.
594
00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:34,913
You know?
595
00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:36,014
[laughter]
596
00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:37,215
Yes!
Yes!
597
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:38,683
LESLIE JONES: Yes!
ALEXIS MCGILL JOHNSON: Yes.
598
00:23:38,783 --> 00:23:39,684
LESLIE JONES: All right.
599
00:23:39,784 --> 00:23:40,819
We're going to
take a quick break,
600
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,521
but we'll be right
back after this!
601
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:47,292
[cheering]
602
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:55,634
[cheering]
603
00:23:55,734 --> 00:24:00,005
Hey!
604
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,407
Yes!
605
00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:04,976
Well, that's our
show for tonight.
606
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:07,479
But before we go,
Planned Parenthood
607
00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:10,115
is an irreplaceable
part of this country's
608
00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:11,449
health care system.
609
00:24:11,549 --> 00:24:14,519
For many people, it's their
only source of health care.
610
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,088
If you can support them
in their work, please,
611
00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:18,990
donate at the link below.
612
00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:24,029
Now here it is,
your moment of zen.
613
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:31,136
Tell you what.
614
00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:39,844
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