1 00:00:02,198 --> 00:00:02,528 {\an7}♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,528 --> 00:00:03,957 {\an7}♪ ♪ >> Announcer: FROM 3 00:00:03,957 --> 00:00:04,924 {\an7}>> Announcer: FROM NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN 4 00:00:04,924 --> 00:00:06,693 {\an7}NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN AMERICA, IT’S THE SHOW THAT 5 00:00:06,693 --> 00:00:07,330 {\an7}AMERICA, IT’S THE SHOW THAT INVENTED NEWS. 6 00:00:07,330 --> 00:00:09,297 {\an7}INVENTED NEWS. THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH 7 00:00:09,297 --> 00:00:10,792 {\an7}THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH YOUR HOST, JOHN LEGUIZAMO! 8 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:13,660 {\an7}YOUR HOST, JOHN LEGUIZAMO! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:21,198 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:21,198 --> 00:00:30,627 {\an7}♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 11 00:00:30,627 --> 00:00:31,627 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> John: WHATSAPP! 12 00:00:31,627 --> 00:00:34,462 {\an7}>> John: WHATSAPP! WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW!" 13 00:00:34,462 --> 00:00:37,924 {\an7}WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW!" I’M JOHN LEGUIZAMO, 14 00:00:37,924 --> 00:00:39,297 {\an7}I’M JOHN LEGUIZAMO, AND AS A NEW YORKER AND A BIG 15 00:00:39,297 --> 00:00:40,759 {\an7}AND AS A NEW YORKER AND A BIG FAN OF THIS SHOW, 16 00:00:40,759 --> 00:00:48,033 {\an7}FAN OF THIS SHOW, HOSTING THIS WEEK TO HELP KICK 17 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:50,198 {\an7}HOSTING THIS WEEK TO HELP KICK TO BE HOSTING DURING HISPANIC 18 00:00:50,198 --> 00:00:52,429 {\an7}TO BE HOSTING DURING HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH! 19 00:00:52,429 --> 00:00:53,033 {\an7}HERITAGE MONTH! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 20 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:58,165 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 21 00:00:58,165 --> 00:00:58,924 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THAT WAS NOT HISPANIC HERITAGE 22 00:00:58,924 --> 00:01:00,297 {\an7}THAT WAS NOT HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH HERE FOR THAT IS IN 23 00:01:00,297 --> 00:01:01,330 {\an7}MONTH HERE FOR THAT IS IN SEPTEMBER. 24 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:01,924 {\an7}SEPTEMBER. THAT IS A TEST, YELL! 25 00:01:01,924 --> 00:01:03,858 {\an7}THAT IS A TEST, YELL! OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE A LOT TO 26 00:01:03,858 --> 00:01:05,462 {\an7}OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE A LOT TO TEACH YOU THIS WEEK. 27 00:01:05,462 --> 00:01:07,132 {\an7}TEACH YOU THIS WEEK. WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 28 00:01:07,132 --> 00:01:09,330 {\an7}WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU ALL TONIGHT SO LET’S GET INTO 29 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,495 {\an7}ALL TONIGHT SO LET’S GET INTO THE HEADLINES. 30 00:01:10,495 --> 00:01:13,165 {\an7}THE HEADLINES. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 31 00:01:13,165 --> 00:01:13,627 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:13,627 --> 00:01:13,957 {\an7}♪ ♪ OKAY. 33 00:01:13,957 --> 00:01:18,231 {\an7}OKAY. LET’S KICK THINGS OFF WITH 34 00:01:18,231 --> 00:01:18,792 {\an7}LET’S KICK THINGS OFF WITH DONALD TRUMP. 35 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:19,660 {\an7}DONALD TRUMP. [BOOS] 36 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:20,132 {\an7}[BOOS] THAT’S RIGHT. 37 00:01:20,132 --> 00:01:21,066 {\an7}THAT’S RIGHT. THE MAN SO BAD AT SEX, HE PAYS 38 00:01:21,066 --> 00:01:24,066 {\an7}THE MAN SO BAD AT SEX, HE PAYS PEOPLE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 39 00:01:24,066 --> 00:01:25,132 {\an7}PEOPLE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT. YEP. 40 00:01:25,132 --> 00:01:26,099 {\an7}YEP. WE’RE STILL ALL WAITING FOR 41 00:01:26,099 --> 00:01:27,330 {\an7}WE’RE STILL ALL WAITING FOR THE COPS TO ARREST HIM FOR LYING 42 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:28,330 {\an7}THE COPS TO ARREST HIM FOR LYING ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH A 43 00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:30,198 {\an7}ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH A PORN STAR, BUT UNTIL THEN, HE’S 44 00:01:30,198 --> 00:01:31,165 {\an7}PORN STAR, BUT UNTIL THEN, HE’S CONTINUING HIS PRESIDENTIAL 45 00:01:31,165 --> 00:01:33,924 {\an7}CONTINUING HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, AND STAYING FOCUSED ON 46 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:36,858 {\an7}CAMPAIGN, AND STAYING FOCUSED ON THE IMPORTANT ISSUES: 47 00:01:36,858 --> 00:01:38,033 {\an7}THE IMPORTANT ISSUES: LIKE LYING ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH 48 00:01:38,033 --> 00:01:38,462 {\an7}LIKE LYING ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH A PORN STAR. 49 00:01:38,462 --> 00:01:39,198 {\an7}A PORN STAR. >> FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP USED 50 00:01:39,198 --> 00:01:39,957 {\an7}>> FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP USED HIS FIRST OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN 51 00:01:39,957 --> 00:01:41,297 {\an7}HIS FIRST OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN RALLY IN WACO, TEXAS, TO 52 00:01:41,297 --> 00:01:42,825 {\an7}RALLY IN WACO, TEXAS, TO DENOUNCE THE LEGAL THREATS 53 00:01:42,825 --> 00:01:44,231 {\an7}DENOUNCE THE LEGAL THREATS AGAINST HIM. 54 00:01:44,231 --> 00:01:47,099 {\an7}AGAINST HIM. >> PEOPLE SEE IT’S BULLSHIT. 55 00:01:47,099 --> 00:01:47,858 {\an7}>> PEOPLE SEE IT’S BULLSHIT. AND THEY GO AND THEY SAY, IT’S 56 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,396 {\an7}AND THEY GO AND THEY SAY, IT’S UNFAIR. 57 00:01:49,396 --> 00:01:50,726 {\an7}UNFAIR. THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF 58 00:01:50,726 --> 00:01:53,099 {\an7}THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF NEW YORK, UNDER THE AUSPICES AND 59 00:01:53,099 --> 00:01:54,660 {\an7}NEW YORK, UNDER THE AUSPICES AND DIRECTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF 60 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:58,660 {\an7}DIRECTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE IN WASHINGTON, D.C., 61 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,132 {\an7}INJUSTICE IN WASHINGTON, D.C., WAS INVESTIGATING ME FOR 62 00:02:01,132 --> 00:02:02,462 {\an7}WAS INVESTIGATING ME FOR SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A CRIME, 63 00:02:02,462 --> 00:02:06,198 {\an7}SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A CRIME, NOT A MISDEMEANOR, NOT AN 64 00:02:06,198 --> 00:02:07,033 {\an7}NOT A MISDEMEANOR, NOT AN AFFAIR. 65 00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:12,462 {\an7}AFFAIR. I NEVER LIKED HORSE FACE. 66 00:02:12,462 --> 00:02:13,825 {\an7}I NEVER LIKED HORSE FACE. I NEVER LIKED -- 67 00:02:13,825 --> 00:02:15,066 {\an7}I NEVER LIKED -- I NEVER, IT’S JUST NOT, IT’S 68 00:02:15,066 --> 00:02:16,627 {\an7}I NEVER, IT’S JUST NOT, IT’S TERRIBLE THING. 69 00:02:16,627 --> 00:02:17,693 {\an7}TERRIBLE THING. THAT WOULDN’T BE THE ONE! 70 00:02:17,693 --> 00:02:18,957 {\an7}THAT WOULDN’T BE THE ONE! THERE IS NO ONE. 71 00:02:18,957 --> 00:02:26,495 {\an7}THERE IS NO ONE. WE HAVE A GREAT FIRST LADY. 72 00:02:26,495 --> 00:02:29,264 {\an7}WE HAVE A GREAT FIRST LADY. [AUDIENCE REACTS] 73 00:02:29,264 --> 00:02:30,000 {\an7}[AUDIENCE REACTS] >> John: WOW, WOW, NICE SAVE, 74 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 {\an7}>> John: WOW, WOW, NICE SAVE, BRO. 75 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,297 {\an7}BRO. YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE HIS BRAIN 76 00:02:32,297 --> 00:02:33,330 {\an7}YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE HIS BRAIN TRY TO TURN THE CAR AROUND 77 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:36,066 {\an7}TRY TO TURN THE CAR AROUND AS HIS MOUTH WAS DRIVING. 78 00:02:36,066 --> 00:02:38,198 {\an7}AS HIS MOUTH WAS DRIVING. "I DIDN’T HAVE AN AFFAIR. 79 00:02:38,198 --> 00:02:41,132 {\an7}"I DIDN’T HAVE AN AFFAIR. AND I’VE NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR. 80 00:02:41,132 --> 00:02:42,066 {\an7}AND I’VE NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR. I’VE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD SEX, DID 81 00:02:42,066 --> 00:02:43,495 {\an7}I’VE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD SEX, DID YOU KNOW THAT? 82 00:02:43,495 --> 00:02:44,462 {\an7}YOU KNOW THAT? I’M A VIRGIN, THE BEST AND 83 00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:50,363 {\an7}I’M A VIRGIN, THE BEST AND BIGGEST VIRGIN EVER." 84 00:02:50,363 --> 00:02:53,066 {\an7}BIGGEST VIRGIN EVER." BY THE WAY, I DO THE WORST TRUMP 85 00:02:53,066 --> 00:02:56,561 {\an7}BY THE WAY, I DO THE WORST TRUMP IMPERSONATION IN THE WORLD. 86 00:02:56,561 --> 00:02:58,165 {\an7}IMPERSONATION IN THE WORLD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 87 00:02:58,165 --> 00:02:59,033 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I SUCK AT DOING TRUMP. 88 00:02:59,033 --> 00:02:59,726 {\an7}I SUCK AT DOING TRUMP. BUT YEAH, LAST NIGHT TRUMP 89 00:02:59,726 --> 00:03:00,594 {\an7}BUT YEAH, LAST NIGHT TRUMP KICKED OFF HIS 2024 CAMPAIGN IN 90 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:04,594 {\an7}KICKED OFF HIS 2024 CAMPAIGN IN WACO, TEXAS. 91 00:03:04,594 --> 00:03:06,165 {\an7}WACO, TEXAS. I LOVE THAT TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR 92 00:03:06,165 --> 00:03:07,924 {\an7}I LOVE THAT TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR OFFICE AND FROM THE LAW AT THE 93 00:03:07,924 --> 00:03:10,231 {\an7}OFFICE AND FROM THE LAW AT THE SAME TIME. 94 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:10,891 {\an7}SAME TIME. HOW GREAT IS THAT? 95 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:16,660 {\an7}HOW GREAT IS THAT? HE’S GONNA BE THE FIRST 96 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:17,528 {\an7}HE’S GONNA BE THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE 97 00:03:17,528 --> 00:03:18,627 {\an7}PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WHO IS GOING TO BE GIVING 98 00:03:18,627 --> 00:03:21,330 {\an7}WHO IS GOING TO BE GIVING SPEECHES FROM HIS GETAWAY CAR. 99 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:22,858 {\an7}SPEECHES FROM HIS GETAWAY CAR. "OH, YEAH." 100 00:03:22,858 --> 00:03:24,264 {\an7}"OH, YEAH." MY FELLOW AMERICANS, 101 00:03:24,264 --> 00:03:25,528 {\an7}MY FELLOW AMERICANS, WE’VE GOT TO LOWER INFLATION, 102 00:03:25,528 --> 00:03:26,528 {\an7}WE’VE GOT TO LOWER INFLATION, WE’VE GOT TO GET A HANDLE ON 103 00:03:26,528 --> 00:03:27,264 {\an7}WE’VE GOT TO GET A HANDLE ON CHINA, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 104 00:03:27,264 --> 00:03:29,099 {\an7}CHINA, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WE HAVE TO CRACK DOWN ON CRIME. 105 00:03:29,099 --> 00:03:31,165 {\an7}WE HAVE TO CRACK DOWN ON CRIME. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, 106 00:03:31,165 --> 00:03:38,429 {\an7}YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU PIGS!" 107 00:03:38,429 --> 00:03:39,198 {\an7}YOU PIGS!" YEAH, I THINK MY TRUMP 108 00:03:39,198 --> 00:03:41,825 {\an7}YEAH, I THINK MY TRUMP IMPRESSION IS GETTING BETTER. 109 00:03:41,825 --> 00:03:42,231 {\an7}IMPRESSION IS GETTING BETTER. DON’T YOU? 110 00:03:42,231 --> 00:03:42,825 {\an7}DON’T YOU? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 111 00:03:42,825 --> 00:03:44,726 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU ARE JUST BEING NICE, I KNOW, 112 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:45,231 {\an7}YOU ARE JUST BEING NICE, I KNOW, I LOVE YOU. 113 00:03:45,231 --> 00:03:46,165 {\an7}I LOVE YOU. LET’S MOVE ON TO INTERNATIONAL 114 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:48,627 {\an7}LET’S MOVE ON TO INTERNATIONAL NEWS. 115 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:50,198 {\an7}NEWS. TWO WEEKS AGO, THE FRENCH 116 00:03:50,198 --> 00:03:51,561 {\an7}TWO WEEKS AGO, THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT RAISE FOR RETIREMENT 117 00:03:51,561 --> 00:03:52,462 {\an7}GOVERNMENT RAISE FOR RETIREMENT AGE FROM 62 TO 64, 118 00:03:52,462 --> 00:03:53,231 {\an7}AGE FROM 62 TO 64, SETTING OFF A WAVE OF SOMETIMES 119 00:03:53,231 --> 00:03:54,627 {\an7}SETTING OFF A WAVE OF SOMETIMES VIOLENT PROTESTS. 120 00:03:54,627 --> 00:03:56,033 {\an7}VIOLENT PROTESTS. AND WHILE THE PROTESTS 121 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:58,297 {\an7}AND WHILE THE PROTESTS DEFINITELY FOCUSED ATTENTION ON 122 00:03:58,297 --> 00:03:59,066 {\an7}DEFINITELY FOCUSED ATTENTION ON THE ISSUE, AT THIS POINT, 123 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:00,264 {\an7}THE ISSUE, AT THIS POINT, THEY’VE BEEN GOING ON FOR SO 124 00:04:00,264 --> 00:04:00,924 {\an7}THEY’VE BEEN GOING ON FOR SO LONG THAT THEY’RE KIND OF 125 00:04:00,924 --> 00:04:03,066 {\an7}LONG THAT THEY’RE KIND OF BECOMING PART OF THE... 126 00:04:03,066 --> 00:04:05,066 {\an7}BECOMING PART OF THE... [IN FRENCH ACCENT] 127 00:04:05,066 --> 00:04:06,396 {\an7}[IN FRENCH ACCENT] HOW YOU SAY, ZE AMBIENCE. 128 00:04:06,396 --> 00:04:07,132 {\an7}HOW YOU SAY, ZE AMBIENCE. >> TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VIRAL 129 00:04:07,132 --> 00:04:07,693 {\an7}>> TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VIRAL VIDEO FROM FRANCE. 130 00:04:07,693 --> 00:04:10,099 {\an7}VIDEO FROM FRANCE. DINERS IN THE CITY OF BORDEAUX 131 00:04:10,099 --> 00:04:11,264 {\an7}DINERS IN THE CITY OF BORDEAUX UNFAZED BY DEMONSTRATORS 132 00:04:11,264 --> 00:04:13,891 {\an7}UNFAZED BY DEMONSTRATORS PROTESTING AGAINST RECENT 133 00:04:13,891 --> 00:04:14,660 {\an7}PROTESTING AGAINST RECENT CHANGES TO THE RETIREMENT AGE. 134 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:16,099 {\an7}CHANGES TO THE RETIREMENT AGE. EVEN WITH A RAGING FIRE NEARBY, 135 00:04:16,099 --> 00:04:18,264 {\an7}EVEN WITH A RAGING FIRE NEARBY, THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL MANAGING 136 00:04:18,264 --> 00:04:18,891 {\an7}THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL MANAGING TO ENJOY THEIR WINE AND 137 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:22,957 {\an7}TO ENJOY THEIR WINE AND CONVERSATION AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE. 138 00:04:22,957 --> 00:04:25,000 {\an7}CONVERSATION AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE. >> John: [LAUGHS] 139 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,759 {\an7}>> John: [LAUGHS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 140 00:04:28,759 --> 00:04:31,429 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THESE PEOPLE ARE SO CHILL! 141 00:04:31,429 --> 00:04:32,858 {\an7}THESE PEOPLE ARE SO CHILL! I WOULDN’T EVEN SIT NEXT TO THE 142 00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:33,825 {\an7}I WOULDN’T EVEN SIT NEXT TO THE BATHROOM IN A RESTAURANT LIKE 143 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:34,462 {\an7}BATHROOM IN A RESTAURANT LIKE THAT. 144 00:04:34,462 --> 00:04:36,594 {\an7}THAT. AND THEY ARE GETTING A TABLE 145 00:04:36,594 --> 00:04:37,495 {\an7}AND THEY ARE GETTING A TABLE NEXT TO A RIOT. 146 00:04:37,495 --> 00:04:39,198 {\an7}NEXT TO A RIOT. BUT HEY, THE FRENCH AREN’T GOING 147 00:04:39,198 --> 00:04:40,792 {\an7}BUT HEY, THE FRENCH AREN’T GOING TO LET A LITTLE FIRE GET IN THE 148 00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:42,297 {\an7}TO LET A LITTLE FIRE GET IN THE WAY OF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH 149 00:04:42,297 --> 00:04:45,759 {\an7}WAY OF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE. 150 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:48,924 {\an7}ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE. YEAH, YOU ARE FRENCH AND YOU ARE 151 00:04:48,924 --> 00:04:51,033 {\an7}YEAH, YOU ARE FRENCH AND YOU ARE OFFENDED? 152 00:04:51,033 --> 00:04:51,924 {\an7}OFFENDED? [SPEAKING FRENCH] 153 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:52,891 {\an7}[SPEAKING FRENCH] BUT I GUESS I’M NOT SURPRISED. 154 00:04:52,891 --> 00:04:54,627 {\an7}BUT I GUESS I’M NOT SURPRISED. IF YOU WANT TO SCARE THE FRENCH, 155 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,033 {\an7}IF YOU WANT TO SCARE THE FRENCH, YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING 156 00:04:57,033 --> 00:04:58,231 {\an7}YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY TERRIBLE, LIKE PUT MINE 157 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:03,000 {\an7}REALLY TERRIBLE, LIKE PUT MINE IN A BOX. 158 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,396 {\an7}IN A BOX. "WHAT IS THIS? 159 00:05:07,396 --> 00:05:16,429 {\an7}"WHAT IS THIS? I SAID HORSE, NOT WHORES. 160 00:05:16,429 --> 00:05:17,924 {\an7}I SAID HORSE, NOT WHORES. I’M NOT GETTING CANCELED BECAUSE 161 00:05:17,924 --> 00:05:18,330 {\an7}I’M NOT GETTING CANCELED BECAUSE OF Y’ALL. 162 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:22,462 {\an7}OF Y’ALL. THE AND ACCESSIBLE ACCEPTABLE SE 163 00:05:22,462 --> 00:05:23,858 {\an7}THE AND ACCESSIBLE ACCEPTABLE SE FRENCH CAFE IS SITTING NEXT TO 164 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:26,000 {\an7}FRENCH CAFE IS SITTING NEXT TO AMERICAN TOURISTS. 165 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,198 {\an7}AMERICAN TOURISTS. "I DEMAND ANOTHER TABLE! 166 00:05:27,198 --> 00:05:27,858 {\an7}"I DEMAND ANOTHER TABLE! THEY ORDERED A CALIFORNIAN 167 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:29,231 {\an7}THEY ORDERED A CALIFORNIAN BOUJOULAIS! 168 00:05:29,231 --> 00:05:29,924 {\an7}BOUJOULAIS! I’D RATHER SIT IN ZE FIRE!" 169 00:05:29,924 --> 00:05:31,297 {\an7}I’D RATHER SIT IN ZE FIRE!" [NORMAL VOICE] 170 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:32,066 {\an7}[NORMAL VOICE] I HOPE THAT COUPLE’S NOT ON 171 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,198 {\an7}I HOPE THAT COUPLE’S NOT ON THEIR FIRST DATE, BECAUSE THAT’S 172 00:05:33,198 --> 00:05:37,825 {\an7}THEIR FIRST DATE, BECAUSE THAT’S GONNA BE HARD TO TOP. 173 00:05:37,825 --> 00:05:38,462 {\an7}GONNA BE HARD TO TOP. IMAGINE, IN FIVE YEARS, 174 00:05:38,462 --> 00:05:39,066 {\an7}IMAGINE, IN FIVE YEARS, SHE’S GONNA BE LIKE, 175 00:05:39,066 --> 00:05:39,924 {\an7}SHE’S GONNA BE LIKE, [IN FRENCH ACCENT] 176 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:42,198 {\an7}[IN FRENCH ACCENT] "YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO VIOLENT 177 00:05:42,198 --> 00:05:44,627 {\an7}"YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO VIOLENT PROTESTS ANYMORE. 178 00:05:44,627 --> 00:05:45,627 {\an7}PROTESTS ANYMORE. [IN NORMAL VOICE] 179 00:05:45,627 --> 00:05:46,792 {\an7}[IN NORMAL VOICE] LET’S MOVE ON TO ANOTHER STORY. 180 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:48,231 {\an7}LET’S MOVE ON TO ANOTHER STORY. WHEN I FIRST STARTED TALKING 181 00:05:48,231 --> 00:05:49,462 {\an7}WHEN I FIRST STARTED TALKING WITH PEOPLE ABOUT GUEST HOSTING 182 00:05:49,462 --> 00:05:50,528 {\an7}WITH PEOPLE ABOUT GUEST HOSTING "THE DAILY SHOW," I SAID, WHAT I 183 00:05:50,528 --> 00:05:51,594 {\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW," I SAID, WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS SPOTLIGHT 184 00:05:51,594 --> 00:05:54,660 {\an7}REALLY WANT TO DO IS SPOTLIGHT SOME GREAT LATINOS IN AMERICAN 185 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:57,297 {\an7}SOME GREAT LATINOS IN AMERICAN SOCIETY. 186 00:05:57,297 --> 00:05:59,363 {\an7}SOCIETY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 187 00:05:59,363 --> 00:06:02,561 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU. 188 00:06:02,561 --> 00:06:03,495 {\an7}THANK YOU. YEAH. 189 00:06:03,495 --> 00:06:04,396 {\an7}YEAH. BECAUSE I THINK IT’S SO 190 00:06:04,396 --> 00:06:05,165 {\an7}BECAUSE I THINK IT’S SO IMPORTANT TO USE MY POSITION TO 191 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,528 {\an7}IMPORTANT TO USE MY POSITION TO UPLIFT LA RAZA, YOU KNOW? 192 00:06:07,528 --> 00:06:10,693 {\an7}UPLIFT LA RAZA, YOU KNOW? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 193 00:06:10,693 --> 00:06:12,330 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO LET’S SPIN THE WHEEL AND SEE 194 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,297 {\an7}SO LET’S SPIN THE WHEEL AND SEE WHO OUR FIRST SUBJECT IS GONNA 195 00:06:13,297 --> 00:06:25,033 {\an7}WHO OUR FIRST SUBJECT IS GONNA BE! 196 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:25,726 {\an7}BE! [AUDIENCE REACTS] 197 00:06:25,726 --> 00:06:28,528 {\an7}[AUDIENCE REACTS] [BOOS] 198 00:06:28,528 --> 00:06:31,033 {\an7}[BOOS] NO, NO, IT’S ALL RIGHT. 199 00:06:31,033 --> 00:06:31,891 {\an7}NO, NO, IT’S ALL RIGHT. GEORGE SANTOS, GOD HELP ME. 200 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,297 {\an7}GEORGE SANTOS, GOD HELP ME. YOU KNOW WHAT, TO BE FAIR, WE 201 00:06:35,297 --> 00:06:36,264 {\an7}YOU KNOW WHAT, TO BE FAIR, WE CAN’T REALLY TAKE BLAME FOR THIS 202 00:06:36,264 --> 00:06:37,693 {\an7}CAN’T REALLY TAKE BLAME FOR THIS GUY BECAUSE WE DON’T EVEN KNOW 203 00:06:37,693 --> 00:06:42,429 {\an7}GUY BECAUSE WE DON’T EVEN KNOW IF HE IS REALLY LATINO OR NOT. 204 00:06:42,429 --> 00:06:43,693 {\an7}IF HE IS REALLY LATINO OR NOT. OKAY? 205 00:06:43,693 --> 00:06:44,924 {\an7}OKAY? SO WHAT DID HE DO NOW? 206 00:06:44,924 --> 00:06:46,792 {\an7}SO WHAT DID HE DO NOW? >> CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS 207 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:47,528 {\an7}>> CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS STRUCK A DEAL WITH PROSECUTORS 208 00:06:47,528 --> 00:06:50,495 {\an7}STRUCK A DEAL WITH PROSECUTORS IN BRAZIL TO SETTLE A CHARGE 209 00:06:50,495 --> 00:06:51,528 {\an7}IN BRAZIL TO SETTLE A CHARGE THAT HE DEFRAUDED A SHOP CLERK 210 00:06:51,528 --> 00:06:52,627 {\an7}THAT HE DEFRAUDED A SHOP CLERK OUT OF $1300 WORTH OF CLOTHING 211 00:06:52,627 --> 00:06:53,264 {\an7}OUT OF $1300 WORTH OF CLOTHING AND SHOES. 212 00:06:53,264 --> 00:06:54,528 {\an7}AND SHOES. UNDER THE DEAL, SANTOS WILL 213 00:06:54,528 --> 00:06:55,264 {\an7}UNDER THE DEAL, SANTOS WILL FORMALLY CONFESS TO THE 2008 214 00:06:55,264 --> 00:06:56,297 {\an7}FORMALLY CONFESS TO THE 2008 CRIME AND PAY DAMAGES TO THE 215 00:06:56,297 --> 00:06:58,660 {\an7}CRIME AND PAY DAMAGES TO THE VICTIM. 216 00:06:58,660 --> 00:06:59,693 {\an7}VICTIM. A LAWYER FOR SANTOS REQUESTED 217 00:06:59,693 --> 00:07:00,660 {\an7}A LAWYER FOR SANTOS REQUESTED THE DEAL IN LIEU OF A TRIAL, 218 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:04,231 {\an7}THE DEAL IN LIEU OF A TRIAL, ARGUING THAT SANTOS IS GAINFULLY 219 00:07:04,231 --> 00:07:06,429 {\an7}ARGUING THAT SANTOS IS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AND RESOCIALIZED. 220 00:07:06,429 --> 00:07:07,099 {\an7}EMPLOYED AND RESOCIALIZED. THOSE ARE HIS WORDS. 221 00:07:07,099 --> 00:07:08,330 {\an7}THOSE ARE HIS WORDS. IN 2010, THE CONGRESSMAN TOLD 222 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:09,759 {\an7}IN 2010, THE CONGRESSMAN TOLD POLICE THAT HE WROTE BAD CHECKS 223 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:11,000 {\an7}POLICE THAT HE WROTE BAD CHECKS FROM A CHECKBOOK THAT HE STOLE 224 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,198 {\an7}FROM A CHECKBOOK THAT HE STOLE FROM AN ELDERLY MAN WHO HIS 225 00:07:14,198 --> 00:07:15,066 {\an7}FROM AN ELDERLY MAN WHO HIS MOTHER WAS CARING FOR IN ORDER 226 00:07:15,066 --> 00:07:20,792 {\an7}MOTHER WAS CARING FOR IN ORDER TO PURCHASE THE ITEMS. 227 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,462 {\an7}TO PURCHASE THE ITEMS. [AUDIENCE REACTS] 228 00:07:22,462 --> 00:07:23,132 {\an7}[AUDIENCE REACTS] >> John: WOW, WOW, WHAT A 229 00:07:23,132 --> 00:07:24,858 {\an7}>> John: WOW, WOW, WHAT A GIGANTIC ASS. 230 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:25,858 {\an7}GIGANTIC ASS. WHICH I KNOW BRAZILIANS ARE 231 00:07:25,858 --> 00:07:32,825 {\an7}WHICH I KNOW BRAZILIANS ARE USUALLY INTO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS! 232 00:07:32,825 --> 00:07:34,198 {\an7}USUALLY INTO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS! OH, THAT OFFENDS YOU? 233 00:07:34,198 --> 00:07:34,561 {\an7}OH, THAT OFFENDS YOU? COME ON. 234 00:07:34,561 --> 00:07:35,495 {\an7}COME ON. IN A WAY, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT 235 00:07:35,495 --> 00:07:35,858 {\an7}IN A WAY, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT SANTOS. 236 00:07:35,858 --> 00:07:36,594 {\an7}SANTOS. A LOT OF REPUBLICANS JUST WANT 237 00:07:36,594 --> 00:07:38,462 {\an7}A LOT OF REPUBLICANS JUST WANT TO END SOCIAL SECURITY. 238 00:07:38,462 --> 00:07:41,132 {\an7}TO END SOCIAL SECURITY. BUT SANTOS HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE 239 00:07:41,132 --> 00:07:43,660 {\an7}BUT SANTOS HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE AN OLD MAN’S WALLET DIRECTLY 240 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,429 {\an7}AN OLD MAN’S WALLET DIRECTLY FROM HIS POCKET! 241 00:07:45,429 --> 00:07:46,231 {\an7}FROM HIS POCKET! HE ACTUALLY STOLE FROM AN 242 00:07:46,231 --> 00:07:47,000 {\an7}HE ACTUALLY STOLE FROM AN ELDERLY MAN HIS MOTHER WAS 243 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,198 {\an7}ELDERLY MAN HIS MOTHER WAS CARING FOR. 244 00:07:50,198 --> 00:07:51,957 {\an7}CARING FOR. AND THAT IS ON TOP OF STEALING 245 00:07:51,957 --> 00:07:54,627 {\an7}AND THAT IS ON TOP OF STEALING FROM A HOMELESS VETERANS DYING 246 00:07:54,627 --> 00:07:55,264 {\an7}FROM A HOMELESS VETERANS DYING DOG! 247 00:07:55,264 --> 00:07:55,825 {\an7}DOG! IS THERE NO BOTTOM? 248 00:07:55,825 --> 00:08:01,528 {\an7}IS THERE NO BOTTOM? IS THERE NOTHING FOR THIS GUY? 249 00:08:01,528 --> 00:08:02,627 {\an7}IS THERE NOTHING FOR THIS GUY? GEORGE SANTOS SEES A MAKE A WISH 250 00:08:02,627 --> 00:08:04,561 {\an7}GEORGE SANTOS SEES A MAKE A WISH KID AND HE SAYS "THAT’S A 251 00:08:04,561 --> 00:08:06,627 {\an7}KID AND HE SAYS "THAT’S A JACKPOT." 252 00:08:06,627 --> 00:08:07,495 {\an7}JACKPOT." AND FINALLY, LET’S CHECK IN ON 253 00:08:07,495 --> 00:08:09,924 {\an7}AND FINALLY, LET’S CHECK IN ON FLORIDA. 254 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,693 {\an7}FLORIDA. BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ARE AT IT 255 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,033 {\an7}BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ARE AT IT AGAIN. 256 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:13,726 {\an7}AGAIN. OH, YEAH. 257 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:14,627 {\an7}OH, YEAH. LAST WEEK, 258 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:15,660 {\an7}LAST WEEK, A PRINCIPAL WAS FORCED TO RESIGN 259 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:16,396 {\an7}A PRINCIPAL WAS FORCED TO RESIGN LAST WEEK OVER AFTER PARENTS 260 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,264 {\an7}LAST WEEK OVER AFTER PARENTS COMPLAINED THAT A SIXTH GRADE 261 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,198 {\an7}COMPLAINED THAT A SIXTH GRADE TEACHER SHOWED A PORNOGRAPHIC 262 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:23,297 {\an7}TEACHER SHOWED A PORNOGRAPHIC PHOTO OF MICHELANGELO’S DAVID. 263 00:08:23,297 --> 00:08:25,792 {\an7}PHOTO OF MICHELANGELO’S DAVID. LOOK, I KNOW YOU ARE SAYING TO 264 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:30,198 {\an7}LOOK, I KNOW YOU ARE SAYING TO YOURSELVES, HOW IS THIS 265 00:08:30,198 --> 00:08:30,660 {\an7}YOURSELVES, HOW IS THIS CONTROVERSIAL? 266 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:31,396 {\an7}CONTROVERSIAL? IT IS MICHELANGELO FOR CRYING 267 00:08:31,396 --> 00:08:33,099 {\an7}IT IS MICHELANGELO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 268 00:08:33,099 --> 00:08:34,858 {\an7}OUT LOUD. BUT THIS IS FLORIDA, AND 269 00:08:34,858 --> 00:08:36,924 {\an7}BUT THIS IS FLORIDA, AND FLORIDIAN PARENTS ARE LIKE... 270 00:08:36,924 --> 00:08:37,495 {\an7}FLORIDIAN PARENTS ARE LIKE... [IN FLORIDA ACCENT] 271 00:08:37,495 --> 00:08:38,264 {\an7}[IN FLORIDA ACCENT] "I DON’T CARE WHICH NINJA TURTLE 272 00:08:38,264 --> 00:08:43,198 {\an7}"I DON’T CARE WHICH NINJA TURTLE CARVED IT. 273 00:08:43,198 --> 00:08:46,792 {\an7}CARVED IT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 274 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,660 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [IN NORMAL VOICE] 275 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:55,033 {\an7}[IN NORMAL VOICE] YOU GUYS ARE SHARP. 276 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:55,726 {\an7}YOU GUYS ARE SHARP. DO YOU KNOW HOW BACKWARD YOU 277 00:08:55,726 --> 00:08:57,693 {\an7}DO YOU KNOW HOW BACKWARD YOU SEEM WHEN PEOPLE IN THE 1500s 278 00:08:57,693 --> 00:09:02,561 {\an7}SEEM WHEN PEOPLE IN THE 1500s WERE MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN YOU? 279 00:09:02,561 --> 00:09:03,957 {\an7}WERE MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN YOU? MEDIEVAL MEDICINE WAS DRILLING A 280 00:09:03,957 --> 00:09:04,759 {\an7}MEDIEVAL MEDICINE WAS DRILLING A HOLE IN YOUR SKULL AND PUMPING 281 00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:06,000 {\an7}HOLE IN YOUR SKULL AND PUMPING IT FULL OF MERCURY, AND 282 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,759 {\an7}IT FULL OF MERCURY, AND FLORIDA’S LIKE, "THESE GUYS ARE 283 00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:08,330 {\an7}FLORIDA’S LIKE, "THESE GUYS ARE JUST A LITTLE TOO SOPHISTICATED 284 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,396 {\an7}JUST A LITTLE TOO SOPHISTICATED FOR US, YOU KNOW?" 285 00:09:09,396 --> 00:09:10,462 {\an7}FOR US, YOU KNOW?" AND IF THE DAVID IS A PROBLEM, 286 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:11,363 {\an7}AND IF THE DAVID IS A PROBLEM, THEY’RE REALLY GONNA 287 00:09:11,363 --> 00:09:12,396 {\an7}THEY’RE REALLY GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM WITH 288 00:09:12,396 --> 00:09:15,891 {\an7}HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE VENUS DE MILO. 289 00:09:15,891 --> 00:09:17,759 {\an7}THE VENUS DE MILO. OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH. 290 00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:19,858 {\an7}OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH. NOT BECAUSE OF THE BREASTS, BUT 291 00:09:19,858 --> 00:09:22,264 {\an7}NOT BECAUSE OF THE BREASTS, BUT BECAUSE, IF YOU KNOW YOUR ART 292 00:09:22,264 --> 00:09:23,396 {\an7}BECAUSE, IF YOU KNOW YOUR ART HISTORY, SHE ORIGINALLY HAD TWO 293 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:32,429 {\an7}HISTORY, SHE ORIGINALLY HAD TWO DICKS FOR ARMS. 294 00:09:32,429 --> 00:09:34,231 {\an7}DICKS FOR ARMS. OBVIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE ARE ART 295 00:09:34,231 --> 00:09:35,363 {\an7}OBVIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE ARE ART HISTORIANS. 296 00:09:35,363 --> 00:09:36,297 {\an7}HISTORIANS. IF THEY’RE GOING TO BAN ANY 297 00:09:36,297 --> 00:09:38,132 {\an7}IF THEY’RE GOING TO BAN ANY BIBLICAL FIGURE, IT SHOULD 298 00:09:38,132 --> 00:09:39,264 {\an7}BIBLICAL FIGURE, IT SHOULD REALLY CLEARLY BE JESUS. 299 00:09:39,264 --> 00:09:40,759 {\an7}REALLY CLEARLY BE JESUS. LOOK AT HIM IN THAT [BLEEP]-BOY 300 00:09:40,759 --> 00:09:46,627 {\an7}LOOK AT HIM IN THAT [BLEEP]-BOY POSE HANGING ON THE CROSS. 301 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,957 {\an7}POSE HANGING ON THE CROSS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 302 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:52,924 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I’M SORRY, GUYS, 303 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:55,759 {\an7}I’M SORRY, GUYS, EXCUSE ME, ONE MINUTE, PLEASE. 304 00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:57,099 {\an7}EXCUSE ME, ONE MINUTE, PLEASE. OH, BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE 305 00:09:57,099 --> 00:09:58,726 {\an7}OH, BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 306 00:09:58,726 --> 00:10:04,693 {\an7}SINNED. I CALLED JESUS A [BLEEP] BOY. 307 00:10:04,693 --> 00:10:06,561 {\an7}I CALLED JESUS A [BLEEP] BOY. I KNOW I’M GOING TO ROT IN HELL, 308 00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:07,825 {\an7}I KNOW I’M GOING TO ROT IN HELL, BUT THE WRITERS MADE ME DO IT, I 309 00:10:07,825 --> 00:10:11,462 {\an7}BUT THE WRITERS MADE ME DO IT, I SWEAR! 310 00:10:11,462 --> 00:10:13,462 {\an7}SWEAR! ALL RIGHT, 311 00:10:13,462 --> 00:10:16,858 {\an7}ALL RIGHT, FOR MORE ON THIS STORY, 312 00:10:16,858 --> 00:10:18,495 {\an7}FOR MORE ON THIS STORY, WE GO LIVE TO FLORENCE, ITALY, 313 00:10:18,495 --> 00:10:19,693 {\an7}WE GO LIVE TO FLORENCE, ITALY, WHERE RONNY CHIENG IS STANDING 314 00:10:19,693 --> 00:10:21,330 {\an7}WHERE RONNY CHIENG IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE STATUE OF DAVID. 315 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:27,264 {\an7}IN FRONT OF THE STATUE OF DAVID. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 316 00:10:27,264 --> 00:10:30,462 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> JOHN, JOHN. 317 00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:33,231 {\an7}>> JOHN, JOHN. YES. 318 00:10:33,231 --> 00:10:34,396 {\an7}YES. I’M HERE IN FRONT OF DAVID, WHO 319 00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:35,132 {\an7}I’M HERE IN FRONT OF DAVID, WHO FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS, JUST 320 00:10:35,132 --> 00:10:38,627 {\an7}FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS, JUST GOT OUT OF A COLD SHOWER. 321 00:10:38,627 --> 00:10:41,594 {\an7}GOT OUT OF A COLD SHOWER. I MEAN, I KNEW PEOPLE IN THE 322 00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:42,330 {\an7}I MEAN, I KNEW PEOPLE IN THE PAST WERE SMALLER, BUT GODDAMN 323 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:42,858 {\an7}PAST WERE SMALLER, BUT GODDAMN DAMN. 324 00:10:42,858 --> 00:10:45,726 {\an7}DAMN. EVEN IF YOU ADJUST HIS PENIS FOR 325 00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:48,264 {\an7}EVEN IF YOU ADJUST HIS PENIS FOR INFLATION, IT’S STILL 326 00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:49,264 {\an7}INFLATION, IT’S STILL UNDERWHELMING. 327 00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:50,066 {\an7}UNDERWHELMING. I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT, HIS BALLS 328 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:50,726 {\an7}I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT, HIS BALLS ARE LONGER THAN HIS DICK. 329 00:10:50,726 --> 00:10:52,231 {\an7}ARE LONGER THAN HIS DICK. I’VE NEVER SEEN A GUY THAT CAN 330 00:10:52,231 --> 00:10:54,033 {\an7}I’VE NEVER SEEN A GUY THAT CAN TITTY[BLEEP] HIMSELF WITH HIS 331 00:10:54,033 --> 00:11:00,660 {\an7}TITTY[BLEEP] HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN NUTS. 332 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,033 {\an7}OWN NUTS. >> John: RONNY, RONNY, RONNY, 333 00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:04,495 {\an7}>> John: RONNY, RONNY, RONNY, COME ON, MAN. 334 00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:06,165 {\an7}COME ON, MAN. WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT 335 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,099 {\an7}WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT EDUCATION, NOT BODY SHAME A 336 00:11:08,099 --> 00:11:08,594 {\an7}EDUCATION, NOT BODY SHAME A BIBLICAL FIGURE. 337 00:11:08,594 --> 00:11:09,891 {\an7}BIBLICAL FIGURE. >> YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS ISN’T 338 00:11:09,891 --> 00:11:11,495 {\an7}>> YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS ISN’T SMALL? 339 00:11:11,495 --> 00:11:12,066 {\an7}SMALL? COME ON, MAN. 340 00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:13,693 {\an7}COME ON, MAN. >> John: I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW, 341 00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:15,759 {\an7}>> John: I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW, I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY BIG. 342 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,594 {\an7}I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY BIG. ALL RIGHT, MEDIUM AT LEAST. 343 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:22,132 {\an7}ALL RIGHT, MEDIUM AT LEAST. >> YEAH, YEAH, JOHN, THIS IS 344 00:11:22,132 --> 00:11:22,726 {\an7}>> YEAH, YEAH, JOHN, THIS IS MEDIUM, YEAH. 345 00:11:22,726 --> 00:11:24,462 {\an7}MEDIUM, YEAH. I MEAN, I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS 346 00:11:24,462 --> 00:11:26,132 {\an7}I MEAN, I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS WHY THEY INVENTED A TELESCOPE 347 00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:27,825 {\an7}WHY THEY INVENTED A TELESCOPE DURING THE RENAISSANCE, SO THEY 348 00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,924 {\an7}DURING THE RENAISSANCE, SO THEY COULD SEE THIS DUDE’S DICK. 349 00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:31,429 {\an7}COULD SEE THIS DUDE’S DICK. >> John: RONNY, THIS IS ONE OF 350 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,231 {\an7}>> John: RONNY, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC WORKS OF ALL 351 00:11:33,231 --> 00:11:34,825 {\an7}THE MOST ICONIC WORKS OF ALL TIME, IT IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN 352 00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:35,693 {\an7}TIME, IT IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF NUDES. 353 00:11:35,693 --> 00:11:37,825 {\an7}OF NUDES. EVERYONE THINKS IT IS GREAT! 354 00:11:37,825 --> 00:11:39,495 {\an7}EVERYONE THINKS IT IS GREAT! >> OF COURSE BECAUSE EVERY GUY 355 00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:41,099 {\an7}>> OF COURSE BECAUSE EVERY GUY WHO SEES IT IS THINKING, OH, 356 00:11:41,099 --> 00:11:45,231 {\an7}WHO SEES IT IS THINKING, OH, THANK GOD. 357 00:11:45,231 --> 00:11:45,858 {\an7}THANK GOD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 358 00:11:45,858 --> 00:11:48,429 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I GUESS I AM NOT DOING TOO BAD. 359 00:11:48,429 --> 00:11:49,660 {\an7}I GUESS I AM NOT DOING TOO BAD. I MEAN, THIS STATUE IS A HUGE 360 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:52,825 {\an7}I MEAN, THIS STATUE IS A HUGE CONFIDENCE BOOSTER. 361 00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:55,231 {\an7}CONFIDENCE BOOSTER. >> John: YOU GOT TO STOP 362 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:55,957 {\an7}>> John: YOU GOT TO STOP FOCUSING ON THE DICK! 363 00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:56,660 {\an7}FOCUSING ON THE DICK! COME ON. 364 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:58,000 {\an7}COME ON. DO YOU THINK IT’S MESSED UP THAT 365 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,891 {\an7}DO YOU THINK IT’S MESSED UP THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN SHOW A STATUE IN 366 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:01,693 {\an7}YOU CAN’T EVEN SHOW A STATUE IN FLORIDA SCHOOLS NOW? 367 00:12:01,693 --> 00:12:03,330 {\an7}FLORIDA SCHOOLS NOW? >> NO, IT’S WHY FLORIDA ROCKS. 368 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,066 {\an7}>> NO, IT’S WHY FLORIDA ROCKS. THEY REFUSE TO BE CULTURED IN 369 00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:09,066 {\an7}THEY REFUSE TO BE CULTURED IN ANY WAY. 370 00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:09,594 {\an7}ANY WAY. BOOKS? 371 00:12:09,594 --> 00:12:10,792 {\an7}BOOKS? BANNED. 372 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:14,231 {\an7}BANNED. RENAISSANCE ART? 373 00:12:14,231 --> 00:12:16,396 {\an7}RENAISSANCE ART? BANNED. 374 00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:17,000 {\an7}BANNED. RERUNS OF "QUEER EYE?" 375 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,330 {\an7}RERUNS OF "QUEER EYE?" BAND. 376 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:18,099 {\an7}BAND. BASICALLY, IF YOU CAN’T SHOOT IT 377 00:12:18,099 --> 00:12:19,066 {\an7}BASICALLY, IF YOU CAN’T SHOOT IT OR DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK OVER 378 00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:21,528 {\an7}OR DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK OVER IT, FLORIDA THINKS IT’S GAY! 379 00:12:21,528 --> 00:12:25,726 {\an7}IT, FLORIDA THINKS IT’S GAY! AND THEREFORE BANNED. 380 00:12:25,726 --> 00:12:26,957 {\an7}AND THEREFORE BANNED. >> John: DON’T YOU THINK THIS 381 00:12:26,957 --> 00:12:28,693 {\an7}>> John: DON’T YOU THINK THIS IS BAD FOR THE KIDS? 382 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:29,825 {\an7}IS BAD FOR THE KIDS? THEY’VE LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO 383 00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:30,660 {\an7}THEY’VE LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE INSPIRED BY ART. 384 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:31,429 {\an7}BE INSPIRED BY ART. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 385 00:12:31,429 --> 00:12:32,198 {\an7}>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? FLORIDA KIDS HAVE THE GREATEST 386 00:12:32,198 --> 00:12:33,462 {\an7}FLORIDA KIDS HAVE THE GREATEST OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW. 387 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:34,330 {\an7}OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW. IF YOUR SCHOOL BOARD ARE SO 388 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,066 {\an7}IF YOUR SCHOOL BOARD ARE SO STUPID THAT THEY THINK THE 389 00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:38,165 {\an7}STUPID THAT THEY THINK THE STATUE OF DAVID AS, YOU CAN 390 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:38,891 {\an7}STATUE OF DAVID AS, YOU CAN CONVINCE HIM THAT ANYTHING IS 391 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:39,891 {\an7}CONVINCE HIM THAT ANYTHING IS INAPPROPRIATE. 392 00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:43,132 {\an7}INAPPROPRIATE. FLORIDA KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS 393 00:12:43,132 --> 00:12:46,000 {\an7}FLORIDA KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT ALGEBRA IS TOO WOKE. 394 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:46,693 {\an7}THAT ALGEBRA IS TOO WOKE. "MOM, THIS NUMBER IDENTIFIES 395 00:12:46,693 --> 00:12:47,561 {\an7}"MOM, THIS NUMBER IDENTIFIES ALSO AS A LETTER? 396 00:12:47,561 --> 00:12:58,693 {\an7}ALSO AS A LETTER? SHOULD I IDENTIFY AS A LETTER?" 397 00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:02,594 {\an7}SHOULD I IDENTIFY AS A LETTER?" IT’S THE SAME WITH CHEMISTRY. 398 00:13:02,594 --> 00:13:07,099 {\an7}IT’S THE SAME WITH CHEMISTRY. JUST FOUND OUT THAT THAT ATOMS 399 00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:08,297 {\an7}JUST FOUND OUT THAT THAT ATOMS ARE MADE OUT OF OXYGEN BANDED 400 00:13:08,297 --> 00:13:09,726 {\an7}ARE MADE OUT OF OXYGEN BANDED TOGETHER, SO EVERY TIME YOU 401 00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,033 {\an7}TOGETHER, SO EVERY TIME YOU BREATHE IT IS GAY. 402 00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:11,660 {\an7}BREATHE IT IS GAY. CHEMISTRY, SUITE 25. 403 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,396 {\an7}CHEMISTRY, SUITE 25. >> John: HOLD ON, THAT’S GOING 404 00:13:12,396 --> 00:13:14,693 {\an7}>> John: HOLD ON, THAT’S GOING TO BACKFIRE, RONNY. 405 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:19,099 {\an7}TO BACKFIRE, RONNY. THEY ARE GOING TO GRADUATE FROM 406 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,165 {\an7}THEY ARE GOING TO GRADUATE FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING. 407 00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:22,660 {\an7}SCHOOL WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING. >> THEY CAN ALWAYS GET A JOB AT 408 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,858 {\an7}>> THEY CAN ALWAYS GET A JOB AT THE FLORIDA SCHOOL BOARD. 409 00:13:24,858 --> 00:13:25,792 {\an7}THE FLORIDA SCHOOL BOARD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 410 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:26,957 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> John: THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 411 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:30,132 {\an7}>> John: THANK YOU, THANK YOU. RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY. 412 00:13:30,132 --> 00:13:30,858 {\an7}RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 413 00:13:30,858 --> 00:13:32,099 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK, 414 00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:33,033 {\an7}ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK, I’LL SHOW YOU MY WORST AUDITION 415 00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:35,231 {\an7}I’LL SHOW YOU MY WORST AUDITION TAPE. 416 00:13:48,160 --> 00:14:18,223 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] John: WELCOME BACK TO "THE DAILY SHOW." 417 00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:22,327 YO, I'M SO EXCITED TO HOST THIS WEEK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 418 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:26,898 AND AS I ALWAYS SAY, IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO BE A VOICE FOR LATINOS ON TV AND FILM. BUT, AS I ALSO ALWAYS SAY, I 419 00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:31,403 WISH THE HONOR WASN'T SO RARE. HOLLYWOOD STILL STRUGGLING WITH REPRESENTATION ON SCREEN. ACCORDING TO A 2020 STUDY BY 420 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:36,908 THE USC ANNENBERG INCLUSION INITIATIVE, LATINO PERFORMERS APPEARING IN ONLY 5% OF SPEAKING ROLES IN 2019'S TOP 100 MOVIES, 421 00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:41,179 DESPITE BEING 18% OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION. John: I MEAN, YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. 422 00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:44,716 LATINOS ARE ALMOST 20% OF THE COUNTRY, BUT WE'RE BARELY REPRESENTED IN FILM AND TELEVISION. 423 00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:52,791 ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERY MOVIE LAST YEAR TOOK PLACE IN THE MULTIVERSE. KAMAN! 424 00:14:52,791 --> 00:15:04,603 YOU'RE TELLING THERE AIN'T ONE DIMENSION THAT'S IN THE HEIGHTS? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THEN 425 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,939 WHEN THERE IS A GOOD LATINO ROLE IT'S GOING TO PEOPLE LIKE JAMES FRANCO. WELL, GUESS WHAT, 426 00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:18,416 IF WHITE PEOPLE CAN TAKE OUR ROLES, I'MA TAKE THEIRS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHEN THEY DO THE TV SERIES BASED 427 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:33,932 ON GWENYTH PALTROW'S SKI ACCIDENT TRIAL, I'MA BE GWYNETH PALTROW! "HE HEARD ME, HE HURT ME SO 428 00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:40,005 HARD, HE KNOCKED THE EGG RIGHT OUT OF MY VAGINA." TRY NOT TO VISUALIZE THAT, PLEASE. 429 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:43,141 THE TRUTH IS, I MYSELF HAVE FACED THIS TYPE OF DISCRIMINATION. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES 430 00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:51,683 IN MY CAREER I'VE BEEN TOLD AT AUDITIONS THAT I SOUND TOO LATINO, OR NOT LATINO ENOUGH, THAT LATINOS DON'T WANT TO WATCH 431 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:55,487 OTHER LATINOS, ALL SORTS OF MADNESS. SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD PUT ALL THOSE CASTING DIRECTORS AND 432 00:15:55,487 --> 00:16:04,396 EXECUTIVES INTO ONE ROOM AND BRING YOU GUYS IN WITH ME, JUST TO HEAR THE KIND OF SHIT I'VE BEEN TOLD. 433 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:08,366 LUCKILY, IT TURNS OUT, "THE DAILY SHOW" HAS THE TECHNOLOGY TO DO JUST THAT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 434 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:21,479 ♪ ♪ John: I PROMISE YOU. AND SCENE. [APPLAUSE] 435 00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:27,085 THAT WAS QUITE SPECTACULAR, JOHN. THANK YOU SO MUCH. J John: APPRECIATED. 436 00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:36,461 I'M IMPRESSED, YOU ARE VERY ARTICULATE, FULL SENTENCES. I ALMOST FORGOT YOU ARE NOT WIDE. 437 00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:40,565 ME TOO. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU WERE WHITE? SUPERSTAR ALERT. 438 00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:46,471 YOU WOULD BE LIKE ONE OF THE BIG WHITE GUYS LIKE TOM CRUISE, TOM HANKS, TOM HARDY. SPITBALL. 439 00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:58,116 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT CHANGING YOUR NAME TO TOM? I LIKE THAT. HEY, TOM TOM, LET ME ASK YOU 440 00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:04,589 SOMETHING FEARFUL CAN YOU DO A LITTLE MORE LATIN? YES, YES, BUT ALSO, LESS LATIN. 441 00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:11,563 YES, BUT MORE OR LESS LATIN? EXACTLY. JUST WHAT YOU DID IN THE GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW. 442 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:17,869 I'M NOT IN "THE GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW." YOU MIGHT BE THINKING OF GEORGE LOPEZ. 443 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:23,975 I DO IT LESS LATIN? JOHN, LATIN PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SEE LATIN PEOPLE. THEY WANT TO SEE WHITE PEOPLE. 444 00:17:23,975 --> 00:17:32,650 WHY PEOPLE NAMED TOM. THERE IS HOT SALSA AND MILD SALSA, PEOPLE WANT TO CATCH UP. ANYONE WANT TO HIT? 445 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:42,360 HELL YEAH. THAT IS PRICEY. WHAT IS IN THERE? TOMATO. 446 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:49,901 THIS TIME, CAN YOU DO A VERSION THAT IS A LITTLE MORE, YOU KNOW, STREET? ARCHIVE PLAYING A DOCTOR? 447 00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:56,808 A LATIN DOCTOR BUT WHO IS WAS NOT LATIN. BUT HOLD THIS PINATA JUST IN CASE. 448 00:17:56,808 --> 00:18:04,249 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? HEY, WAIT. THAT WAS LOCAL 449 00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:16,161 THAT WAS LOCO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STAY TUNED BECAUSE WHEN I COME BACK, MY HOMEGIRL, THE OUTSPOKEN 450 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,162 ANA NAVARRO WILL BE JOINING ME 451 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:47,097 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 452 00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:47,899 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 453 00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:48,965 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> John: WELCOME BACK TO 454 00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,866 {\an7}>> John: WELCOME BACK TO "THE DAILY SHOW." 455 00:18:50,866 --> 00:18:51,460 {\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW." MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN 456 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:52,503 {\an7}MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED COHOST OF 457 00:18:52,503 --> 00:18:53,427 {\an7}EMMY-NOMINATED COHOST OF "THE VIEW." 458 00:18:53,427 --> 00:18:54,130 {\an7}"THE VIEW." SHE IS ALSO A CNN POLITICAL 459 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:54,899 {\an7}SHE IS ALSO A CNN POLITICAL COMMENTATOR AND ONE OF THE MOST 460 00:18:54,899 --> 00:18:55,800 {\an7}COMMENTATOR AND ONE OF THE MOST BADASS LATINOS WALKING THIS 461 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,800 {\an7}BADASS LATINOS WALKING THIS PLANET! 462 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,503 {\an7}PLANET! PLEASE WELCOME ANA NAVARRO! 463 00:18:58,503 --> 00:18:59,097 {\an7}PLEASE WELCOME ANA NAVARRO! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 464 00:18:59,097 --> 00:18:59,427 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 465 00:18:59,427 --> 00:19:00,031 {\an7}♪ ♪ YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL! 466 00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:02,932 {\an7}YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL! ♪ ♪ 467 00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:05,460 {\an7}♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 468 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,295 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LOOK AT THAT! 469 00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:08,361 {\an7}LOOK AT THAT! A LATINA GUEST AND A LATINO 470 00:19:08,361 --> 00:19:09,602 {\an7}A LATINA GUEST AND A LATINO HOST. 471 00:19:09,602 --> 00:19:12,503 {\an7}HOST. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 472 00:19:12,503 --> 00:19:15,031 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] TO THE PEOPLE AT HOME, YOU ARE 473 00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:16,097 {\an7}TO THE PEOPLE AT HOME, YOU ARE NOT WATCHING UNIVISION, IT IS 474 00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:16,635 {\an7}NOT WATCHING UNIVISION, IT IS OKAY, IT IS STILL 475 00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:18,229 {\an7}OKAY, IT IS STILL "THE DAILY SHOW." 476 00:19:18,229 --> 00:19:19,427 {\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW." >> PART OF ME WANTS YOU NOT TO 477 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:20,196 {\an7}>> PART OF ME WANTS YOU NOT TO EMPHASIZE IT BECAUSE I’M AFRAID 478 00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:21,229 {\an7}EMPHASIZE IT BECAUSE I’M AFRAID IMMIGRATION MIGHT SHOW UP AT ANY 479 00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,427 {\an7}IMMIGRATION MIGHT SHOW UP AT ANY MOMENT. 480 00:19:23,427 --> 00:19:25,701 {\an7}MOMENT. AND THEN I REMEMBER, 481 00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:26,361 {\an7}AND THEN I REMEMBER, DONALD TRUMP IS NO LONGER 482 00:19:26,361 --> 00:19:27,361 {\an7}DONALD TRUMP IS NO LONGER PRESIDENT. 483 00:19:27,361 --> 00:19:28,262 {\an7}PRESIDENT. WE AIN’T GETTING DEPORTED. 484 00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:31,800 {\an7}WE AIN’T GETTING DEPORTED. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 485 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,734 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> John: I LOVE THAT, GOING 486 00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:33,602 {\an7}>> John: I LOVE THAT, GOING RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, I LOVE 487 00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:35,097 {\an7}RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU. 488 00:19:35,097 --> 00:19:35,767 {\an7}THAT ABOUT YOU. >> LISTEN, IT’S ONLY TAKEN 489 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:36,460 {\an7}>> LISTEN, IT’S ONLY TAKEN TEN HOSTS FOR THEM TO HAVE A 490 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:42,460 {\an7}TEN HOSTS FOR THEM TO HAVE A LATINO HOST. 491 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:42,998 {\an7}LATINO HOST. >> John: [LAUGHS] 492 00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:43,536 {\an7}>> John: [LAUGHS] WHO IS COUNTING? 493 00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:45,998 {\an7}WHO IS COUNTING? >> I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU 494 00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:47,965 {\an7}>> I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU GRATEFUL TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DO 495 00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:48,668 {\an7}GRATEFUL TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DO THAT, YOU ARE SO CONSISTENT. 496 00:19:48,668 --> 00:19:50,767 {\an7}THAT, YOU ARE SO CONSISTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN CONSISTENT YOUR 497 00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:51,394 {\an7}YOU HAVE BEEN CONSISTENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IN ELEVATING 498 00:19:51,394 --> 00:19:52,262 {\an7}ENTIRE LIFE IN ELEVATING VOICES. 499 00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:53,295 {\an7}VOICES. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 500 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,031 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> John: THANK YOU. 501 00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:55,635 {\an7}>> John: THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 502 00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:56,361 {\an7}THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> IT HAS TAKEN TEN, LET’S NOT 503 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,932 {\an7}>> IT HAS TAKEN TEN, LET’S NOT [BLEEP] IT UP. 504 00:19:57,932 --> 00:19:59,031 {\an7}[BLEEP] IT UP. >> John: BETTER NOT [BLEEP] 505 00:19:59,031 --> 00:19:59,460 {\an7}>> John: BETTER NOT [BLEEP] THIS UP. 506 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,097 {\an7}THIS UP. THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN. 507 00:20:00,097 --> 00:20:02,295 {\an7}THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN. LOOK AT THIS GREAT AUDIENCE WE 508 00:20:02,295 --> 00:20:02,866 {\an7}LOOK AT THIS GREAT AUDIENCE WE HAVE GOT HERE. 509 00:20:02,866 --> 00:20:05,064 {\an7}HAVE GOT HERE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 510 00:20:05,064 --> 00:20:08,394 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YEAH. 511 00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:10,427 {\an7}YEAH. [LAUGHS] 512 00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:11,328 {\an7}[LAUGHS] THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU TOSS IT TO 513 00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:11,866 {\an7}THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU TOSS IT TO THEM. 514 00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:14,328 {\an7}THEM. [LAUGHTER] 515 00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:15,536 {\an7}[LAUGHTER] ANYWAY. 516 00:20:15,536 --> 00:20:16,998 {\an7}ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, REPUBLICANS ARE SO 517 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,635 {\an7}YOU KNOW, REPUBLICANS ARE SO GOOD AT COMING AFTER LATINOS. 518 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,569 {\an7}GOOD AT COMING AFTER LATINOS. THEY GO TO THE WHATSAPP, THEY GO 519 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,295 {\an7}THEY GO TO THE WHATSAPP, THEY GO TO OUR SPANISH STATIONS, THEY 520 00:20:23,295 --> 00:20:24,064 {\an7}TO OUR SPANISH STATIONS, THEY THROW IN THE TRIGGER WORDS LIKE 521 00:20:24,064 --> 00:20:26,031 {\an7}THROW IN THE TRIGGER WORDS LIKE "SOCIALISM" AND 522 00:20:26,031 --> 00:20:26,602 {\an7}"SOCIALISM" AND "AUTHORITARIANISM." 523 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:29,295 {\an7}"AUTHORITARIANISM." WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS FALLING 524 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:29,668 {\an7}WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS FALLING BEHIND? 525 00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:30,503 {\an7}BEHIND? WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS NOT COMING 526 00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:33,503 {\an7}WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS NOT COMING AFTER US? 527 00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:35,295 {\an7}AFTER US? >> LISTEN, I THINK, FIRST OF 528 00:20:35,295 --> 00:20:36,130 {\an7}>> LISTEN, I THINK, FIRST OF ALL, THEY TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. 529 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,097 {\an7}ALL, THEY TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT, 530 00:20:38,097 --> 00:20:39,295 {\an7}I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO 531 00:20:39,295 --> 00:20:42,295 {\an7}YOU KNOW, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP. 532 00:20:42,295 --> 00:20:43,503 {\an7}VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP. THAT’S THE ALTERNATIVE, 533 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,262 {\an7}THAT’S THE ALTERNATIVE, OF COURSE THEY WILL VOTE FOR THE 534 00:20:44,262 --> 00:20:45,767 {\an7}OF COURSE THEY WILL VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS. 535 00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:46,965 {\an7}DEMOCRATS. AND THAT’S NOT THE WAY TO DO 536 00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:48,064 {\an7}AND THAT’S NOT THE WAY TO DO IT. 537 00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:49,064 {\an7}IT. ALSO, YOU CAN’T SHOW UP SIX 538 00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:50,130 {\an7}ALSO, YOU CAN’T SHOW UP SIX WEEKS BEFORE AN ELECTION. 539 00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,460 {\an7}WEEKS BEFORE AN ELECTION. YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP -- AND THIS 540 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,130 {\an7}YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP -- AND THIS IS THE SAME FOR 541 00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,460 {\an7}IS THE SAME FOR AFRICAN AMERICANS, FOR LATINOS, 542 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,734 {\an7}AFRICAN AMERICANS, FOR LATINOS, FOR ANY GROUP. 543 00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:58,295 {\an7}FOR ANY GROUP. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 544 00:20:58,295 --> 00:21:01,031 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] DON’T SHOW UP AT THE LAST MINUTE 545 00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:03,295 {\an7}DON’T SHOW UP AT THE LAST MINUTE AND EXPECT -- AND THEY HAVE TO 546 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,866 {\an7}AND EXPECT -- AND THEY HAVE TO FIGHT HARD AGAINST THIS 547 00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:06,569 {\an7}FIGHT HARD AGAINST THIS SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM TYPE OF 548 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,097 {\an7}SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM TYPE OF LABEL. 549 00:21:08,097 --> 00:21:12,965 {\an7}LABEL. I REMEMBER JOE BIDEN GETTING 550 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:16,097 {\an7}I REMEMBER JOE BIDEN GETTING ASKED THAT A TOWN HALL, 551 00:21:16,097 --> 00:21:16,734 {\an7}ASKED THAT A TOWN HALL, YOU KNOW, YOUR OPPONENT, 552 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,394 {\an7}YOU KNOW, YOUR OPPONENT, DONALD TRUMP SAYS THAT 553 00:21:17,394 --> 00:21:18,536 {\an7}DONALD TRUMP SAYS THAT YOU ARE A SOCIALIST. 554 00:21:18,536 --> 00:21:19,394 {\an7}YOU ARE A SOCIALIST. ARE YOU A SOCIALIST? 555 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:19,899 {\an7}ARE YOU A SOCIALIST? AND HE LAUGHED. 556 00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:20,460 {\an7}AND HE LAUGHED. >> John: YEAH, YEAH. 557 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:22,196 {\an7}>> John: YEAH, YEAH. >> AND HE SAYS, DO I LOOK LIKE A 558 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:22,602 {\an7}>> AND HE SAYS, DO I LOOK LIKE A SOCIALIST? 559 00:21:22,602 --> 00:21:25,229 {\an7}SOCIALIST? I GET WHERE HE IS COMING FROM. 560 00:21:25,229 --> 00:21:26,295 {\an7}I GET WHERE HE IS COMING FROM. IF SOMEBODY SAID TO ME, "ANA, 561 00:21:26,295 --> 00:21:26,998 {\an7}IF SOMEBODY SAID TO ME, "ANA, ARE YOU A MARTIAN?" 562 00:21:26,998 --> 00:21:28,130 {\an7}ARE YOU A MARTIAN?" I WOULD LAUGH TOO. 563 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:32,503 {\an7}I WOULD LAUGH TOO. BUT WE NEED MORE THAN LAUGHTER. 564 00:21:32,503 --> 00:21:33,602 {\an7}BUT WE NEED MORE THAN LAUGHTER. WE NEED HIM TO SAY, LET ME TELL 565 00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:35,569 {\an7}WE NEED HIM TO SAY, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT SOCIALISTS DO. 566 00:21:35,569 --> 00:21:36,668 {\an7}YOU WHAT SOCIALISTS DO. THEY ATTACK THE FREE PRESS. 567 00:21:36,668 --> 00:21:38,899 {\an7}THEY ATTACK THE FREE PRESS. THEY ATTACK POLITICAL OPPONENTS. 568 00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:42,460 {\an7}THEY ATTACK POLITICAL OPPONENTS. THEY ATTACK PRIVATE BUSINESSES. 569 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,130 {\an7}THEY ATTACK PRIVATE BUSINESSES. GUESS WHO IS DOING THAT IN 570 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:44,536 {\an7}GUESS WHO IS DOING THAT IN AMERICA TODAY? 571 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,569 {\an7}AMERICA TODAY? >> John: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 572 00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:49,536 {\an7}>> John: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 573 00:21:49,536 --> 00:21:51,536 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING, 574 00:21:51,536 --> 00:21:52,229 {\an7}SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. 575 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,767 {\an7}YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. [LAUGHS] 576 00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:54,767 {\an7}[LAUGHS] ALSO, HOW WE GET DIVIDED 577 00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,767 {\an7}ALSO, HOW WE GET DIVIDED SOMETIMES, LATINO PEOPLE GET 578 00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:57,130 {\an7}SOMETIMES, LATINO PEOPLE GET DIVIDED. 579 00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:57,998 {\an7}DIVIDED. IS IT US DOING IT? 580 00:21:57,998 --> 00:22:05,866 {\an7}IS IT US DOING IT? IS IT THEM DOING IT TO US? 581 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:06,427 {\an7}IS IT THEM DOING IT TO US? NICARAGUANS, CUBANS, 582 00:22:06,427 --> 00:22:07,229 {\an7}NICARAGUANS, CUBANS, PUERTO RICANS, 583 00:22:07,229 --> 00:22:07,965 {\an7}PUERTO RICANS, COLOMBIANS, AREN’T WE STRONGER 584 00:22:07,965 --> 00:22:09,427 {\an7}COLOMBIANS, AREN’T WE STRONGER TOGETHER AND BETTER TOGETHER? 585 00:22:09,427 --> 00:22:10,229 {\an7}TOGETHER AND BETTER TOGETHER? >> DON’T WE KNOW HOW TO DO MATH? 586 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,767 {\an7}>> DON’T WE KNOW HOW TO DO MATH? LISTEN, BY THEMSELVES, CUBANS 587 00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:13,965 {\an7}LISTEN, BY THEMSELVES, CUBANS ARE 3.5%. 588 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:16,064 {\an7}ARE 3.5%. MEXICAN-AMERICANS ARE 11%. 589 00:22:16,064 --> 00:22:18,569 {\an7}MEXICAN-AMERICANS ARE 11%. TOGETHER, WE ARE ALMOST 20%. 590 00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:19,833 {\an7}TOGETHER, WE ARE ALMOST 20%. AND GUESS WHAT. 591 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,503 {\an7}AND GUESS WHAT. IF WE BUILD ALLIANCES WITH OTHER 592 00:22:21,503 --> 00:22:22,229 {\an7}IF WE BUILD ALLIANCES WITH OTHER GROUPS LIKE AFRICAN AMERICANS, 593 00:22:22,229 --> 00:22:23,427 {\an7}GROUPS LIKE AFRICAN AMERICANS, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE! 594 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,965 {\an7}WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE! >> John: YES, BLACK AND BROWN 595 00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:25,503 {\an7}>> John: YES, BLACK AND BROWN TOGETHER, MAN! 596 00:22:25,503 --> 00:22:27,163 {\an7}TOGETHER, MAN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 597 00:22:27,163 --> 00:22:28,031 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BLACK AND BROWN TOGETHER, WE ARE 598 00:22:28,031 --> 00:22:29,031 {\an7}BLACK AND BROWN TOGETHER, WE ARE SO STRONG TOGETHER. 599 00:22:29,031 --> 00:22:31,064 {\an7}SO STRONG TOGETHER. WHY AREN’T WE GETTING TOGETHER? 600 00:22:31,064 --> 00:22:32,031 {\an7}WHY AREN’T WE GETTING TOGETHER? THE BLACK CAUCUS AND LATINO 601 00:22:32,031 --> 00:22:33,635 {\an7}THE BLACK CAUCUS AND LATINO CAUCUS IN D.C. 602 00:22:33,635 --> 00:22:34,569 {\an7}CAUCUS IN D.C. >> WE ALSO NEED TO GET A CAUCUS 603 00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:38,262 {\an7}>> WE ALSO NEED TO GET A CAUCUS BECAUSE WE NEED TO ACCESSORIZE. 604 00:22:38,262 --> 00:22:39,163 {\an7}BECAUSE WE NEED TO ACCESSORIZE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 605 00:22:39,163 --> 00:22:39,899 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> John: OH, YEAH. 606 00:22:39,899 --> 00:22:46,064 {\an7}>> John: OH, YEAH. >> WHAT WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS 607 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,064 {\an7}>> WHAT WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS DIFFERENT COMMUNITIES IS WE 608 00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:49,097 {\an7}DIFFERENT COMMUNITIES IS WE CAN’T FALL VICTIM, WE CAN’T FALL 609 00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:49,965 {\an7}CAN’T FALL VICTIM, WE CAN’T FALL PREY TO LET’S COMPETE FOR THE 610 00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:54,503 {\an7}PREY TO LET’S COMPETE FOR THE SAME SMALL PIECE OF PIE. 611 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,262 {\an7}SAME SMALL PIECE OF PIE. NO, DAMN IT, GIVE ME A BIGGER 612 00:22:55,262 --> 00:22:56,163 {\an7}NO, DAMN IT, GIVE ME A BIGGER PIECE OF PIE SO WE ALL CAN EAT! 613 00:22:56,163 --> 00:22:58,932 {\an7}PIECE OF PIE SO WE ALL CAN EAT! AND WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT 614 00:22:58,932 --> 00:22:59,668 {\an7}AND WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT WE RISE UPWARDS TOGETHER! 615 00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:02,503 {\an7}WE RISE UPWARDS TOGETHER! >> John: ABSOLUTELY! 616 00:23:02,503 --> 00:23:03,196 {\an7}>> John: ABSOLUTELY! >> IT IS TOO EASY TO PIT US 617 00:23:03,196 --> 00:23:05,899 {\an7}>> IT IS TOO EASY TO PIT US AGAINST EACH OTHER. 618 00:23:05,899 --> 00:23:07,833 {\an7}AGAINST EACH OTHER. >> John: PREACH, MAMA, PREACH! 619 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:08,602 {\an7}>> John: PREACH, MAMA, PREACH! >> AND WE HAVE TO -- WE HAVE A 620 00:23:08,602 --> 00:23:10,196 {\an7}>> AND WE HAVE TO -- WE HAVE A PROBLEM -- 621 00:23:10,196 --> 00:23:13,833 {\an7}PROBLEM -- >> John: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? 622 00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,229 {\an7}>> John: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? >> THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE GET 623 00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:16,965 {\an7}>> THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE GET FOCUSED ON, DID THEY CROSS THE 624 00:23:16,965 --> 00:23:17,701 {\an7}FOCUSED ON, DID THEY CROSS THE BORDER OR DID THE BORDER CROSS 625 00:23:17,701 --> 00:23:17,998 {\an7}BORDER OR DID THE BORDER CROSS US? 626 00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:19,965 {\an7}US? WERE THEY POLITICAL REFUGEES OR 627 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,701 {\an7}WERE THEY POLITICAL REFUGEES OR WERE THEY ECONOMIC REFUGEES? 628 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:22,734 {\an7}WERE THEY ECONOMIC REFUGEES? WERE THEY RICH BEFORE THE 629 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:23,833 {\an7}WERE THEY RICH BEFORE THE REVOLUTION IN CUBA, VENEZUELA, 630 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,229 {\an7}REVOLUTION IN CUBA, VENEZUELA, NICARAGUA OR DID THEY COME HERE 631 00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:25,899 {\an7}NICARAGUA OR DID THEY COME HERE BECAUSE THEY WERE POOR? 632 00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:27,899 {\an7}BECAUSE THEY WERE POOR? WHO CARES! 633 00:23:27,899 --> 00:23:31,196 {\an7}WHO CARES! THIS MUCH I KNOW, JOHN, THAT 634 00:23:31,196 --> 00:23:31,965 {\an7}THIS MUCH I KNOW, JOHN, THAT PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU, THE PEOPLE 635 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:33,734 {\an7}PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU, THE PEOPLE WHO HATE ME, DON’T CARE ABOUT 636 00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:34,064 {\an7}WHO HATE ME, DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT. 637 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:38,932 {\an7}THAT. THEY DON’T CARE HOW MUCH OF YOUR 638 00:23:38,932 --> 00:23:40,097 {\an7}THEY DON’T CARE HOW MUCH OF YOUR DNA CAME FROM SPAIN OR HOW 639 00:23:40,097 --> 00:23:41,361 {\an7}DNA CAME FROM SPAIN OR HOW MUCH OF IT CAME FROM INDIGENOUS 640 00:23:41,361 --> 00:23:42,163 {\an7}MUCH OF IT CAME FROM INDIGENOUS AMERICA, THEY CAME THAT YOU ARE 641 00:23:42,163 --> 00:23:43,668 {\an7}AMERICA, THEY CAME THAT YOU ARE A LATINA AND THEY WANT TO 642 00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:45,701 {\an7}A LATINA AND THEY WANT TO OTHERIZE US. 643 00:23:45,701 --> 00:23:48,229 {\an7}OTHERIZE US. AS SOON AS WE REALIZE THAT AND 644 00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:49,130 {\an7}AS SOON AS WE REALIZE THAT AND THE QUICKER WE REALIZE THAT, 645 00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:50,031 {\an7}THE QUICKER WE REALIZE THAT, WE HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER AND 646 00:23:50,031 --> 00:23:51,295 {\an7}WE HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER AND FIGHT AGAINST DISCRIMINATION, 647 00:23:51,295 --> 00:23:54,602 {\an7}FIGHT AGAINST DISCRIMINATION, BIGOTRY, TOGETHER, THE MORE 648 00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:57,899 {\an7}BIGOTRY, TOGETHER, THE MORE POWERFUL WE WILL BE 649 00:23:57,899 --> 00:23:58,932 {\an7}POWERFUL WE WILL BE AND NOT FALL PREY TO IT. 650 00:23:58,932 --> 00:23:59,569 {\an7}AND NOT FALL PREY TO IT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 651 00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:00,998 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> John: YES! 652 00:24:00,998 --> 00:24:01,635 {\an7}>> John: YES! THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU. 653 00:24:01,635 --> 00:24:02,427 {\an7}THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU. BECAUSE YOU BRING THE TRUTH! 654 00:24:02,427 --> 00:24:03,635 {\an7}BECAUSE YOU BRING THE TRUTH! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 655 00:24:03,635 --> 00:24:04,196 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU BRING IT, YEAH! 656 00:24:04,196 --> 00:24:07,998 {\an7}YOU BRING IT, YEAH! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 657 00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:08,734 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU, ANA NAVARRO, 658 00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:09,130 {\an7}THANK YOU, ANA NAVARRO, THANK YOU. 659 00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:09,965 {\an7}THANK YOU. AMAZING, AMAZING. 660 00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:10,569 {\an7}AMAZING, AMAZING. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 661 00:24:10,569 --> 00:24:11,668 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BE SURE TO CHECK OUT "THE VIEW" 662 00:24:11,668 --> 00:24:12,503 {\an7}BE SURE TO CHECK OUT "THE VIEW" WEEKDAYS ON ABC. 663 00:24:12,503 --> 00:24:13,701 {\an7}WEEKDAYS ON ABC. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 664 00:24:13,701 --> 00:24:14,262 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OKAY. 665 00:24:14,262 --> 00:24:15,328 {\an7}OKAY. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK PEE 666 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,163 {\an7}WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK PEE BREAK BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK 667 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:16,899 {\an7}BREAK BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN 668 00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:18,196 {\an7}AFTER THIS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH DAMN COFFEE. 669 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:56,460 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] John: WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR TONIGHT BUT BEFORE WE GO: 670 00:24:56,460 --> 00:25:02,166 PLEASE CONSIDER SUPPORTING THIS GRASSROOTS ORGANIZATION. IF YOU CAN'T SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR WORK, PLEASE DONATE AT THE 671 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:08,906 LINK BELOW. NOW HERE IT IS, YOUR "MOMENT OF ZEN." FLORIDA STATE CONFERENCE OF 672 00:25:08,906 --> 00:25:12,943 NAACP BRANCHES WAVES IN OPPOSITION. ANITA IS THE OPPONENT.