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>> Announcer: FROM
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{\an7}>> Announcer: FROM
NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN
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{\an7}NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN
AMERICA, IT’S THE SHOW THAT
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{\an7}AMERICA, IT’S THE SHOW THAT
INVENTED NEWS.
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{\an7}INVENTED NEWS.
THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH
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{\an7}THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH
YOUR HOST, JOHN LEGUIZAMO!
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{\an7}YOUR HOST, JOHN LEGUIZAMO!
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>> John: WHATSAPP!
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{\an7}>> John: WHATSAPP!
WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW!"
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{\an7}WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW!"
I’M JOHN LEGUIZAMO,
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{\an7}I’M JOHN LEGUIZAMO,
AND AS A NEW YORKER AND A BIG
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{\an7}AND AS A NEW YORKER AND A BIG
FAN OF THIS SHOW,
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{\an7}FAN OF THIS SHOW,
HOSTING THIS WEEK TO HELP KICK
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{\an7}HOSTING THIS WEEK TO HELP KICK
TO BE HOSTING DURING HISPANIC
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{\an7}TO BE HOSTING DURING HISPANIC
HERITAGE MONTH!
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{\an7}HERITAGE MONTH!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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THAT WAS NOT HISPANIC HERITAGE
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{\an7}THAT WAS NOT HISPANIC HERITAGE
MONTH HERE FOR THAT IS IN
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{\an7}MONTH HERE FOR THAT IS IN
SEPTEMBER.
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{\an7}SEPTEMBER.
THAT IS A TEST, YELL!
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{\an7}THAT IS A TEST, YELL!
OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE A LOT TO
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{\an7}OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE A LOT TO
TEACH YOU THIS WEEK.
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{\an7}TEACH YOU THIS WEEK.
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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{\an7}WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
ALL TONIGHT SO LET’S GET INTO
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{\an7}ALL TONIGHT SO LET’S GET INTO
THE HEADLINES.
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{\an7}THE HEADLINES.
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OKAY.
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{\an7}OKAY.
LET’S KICK THINGS OFF WITH
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{\an7}LET’S KICK THINGS OFF WITH
DONALD TRUMP.
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{\an7}DONALD TRUMP.
[BOOS]
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THAT’S RIGHT.
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{\an7}THAT’S RIGHT.
THE MAN SO BAD AT SEX, HE PAYS
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{\an7}THE MAN SO BAD AT SEX, HE PAYS
PEOPLE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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{\an7}PEOPLE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YEP.
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{\an7}YEP.
WE’RE STILL ALL WAITING FOR
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{\an7}WE’RE STILL ALL WAITING FOR
THE COPS TO ARREST HIM FOR LYING
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{\an7}THE COPS TO ARREST HIM FOR LYING
ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH A
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{\an7}ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH A
PORN STAR, BUT UNTIL THEN, HE’S
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{\an7}PORN STAR, BUT UNTIL THEN, HE’S
CONTINUING HIS PRESIDENTIAL
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{\an7}CONTINUING HIS PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN, AND STAYING FOCUSED ON
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{\an7}CAMPAIGN, AND STAYING FOCUSED ON
THE IMPORTANT ISSUES:
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{\an7}THE IMPORTANT ISSUES:
LIKE LYING ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH
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{\an7}LIKE LYING ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH
A PORN STAR.
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{\an7}A PORN STAR.
>> FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP USED
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{\an7}>> FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP USED
HIS FIRST OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN
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{\an7}HIS FIRST OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN
RALLY IN WACO, TEXAS, TO
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{\an7}RALLY IN WACO, TEXAS, TO
DENOUNCE THE LEGAL THREATS
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{\an7}DENOUNCE THE LEGAL THREATS
AGAINST HIM.
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{\an7}AGAINST HIM.
>> PEOPLE SEE IT’S BULLSHIT.
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{\an7}>> PEOPLE SEE IT’S BULLSHIT.
AND THEY GO AND THEY SAY, IT’S
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{\an7}AND THEY GO AND THEY SAY, IT’S
UNFAIR.
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{\an7}UNFAIR.
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF
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{\an7}THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF
NEW YORK, UNDER THE AUSPICES AND
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{\an7}NEW YORK, UNDER THE AUSPICES AND
DIRECTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF
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{\an7}DIRECTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF
INJUSTICE IN WASHINGTON, D.C.,
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{\an7}INJUSTICE IN WASHINGTON, D.C.,
WAS INVESTIGATING ME FOR
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{\an7}WAS INVESTIGATING ME FOR
SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A CRIME,
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{\an7}SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A CRIME,
NOT A MISDEMEANOR, NOT AN
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{\an7}NOT A MISDEMEANOR, NOT AN
AFFAIR.
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{\an7}AFFAIR.
I NEVER LIKED HORSE FACE.
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{\an7}I NEVER LIKED HORSE FACE.
I NEVER LIKED --
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{\an7}I NEVER LIKED --
I NEVER, IT’S JUST NOT, IT’S
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{\an7}I NEVER, IT’S JUST NOT, IT’S
TERRIBLE THING.
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{\an7}TERRIBLE THING.
THAT WOULDN’T BE THE ONE!
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{\an7}THAT WOULDN’T BE THE ONE!
THERE IS NO ONE.
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{\an7}THERE IS NO ONE.
WE HAVE A GREAT FIRST LADY.
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{\an7}WE HAVE A GREAT FIRST LADY.
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>> John: WOW, WOW, NICE SAVE,
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{\an7}>> John: WOW, WOW, NICE SAVE,
BRO.
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{\an7}BRO.
YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE HIS BRAIN
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{\an7}YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE HIS BRAIN
TRY TO TURN THE CAR AROUND
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{\an7}TRY TO TURN THE CAR AROUND
AS HIS MOUTH WAS DRIVING.
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{\an7}AS HIS MOUTH WAS DRIVING.
"I DIDN’T HAVE AN AFFAIR.
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{\an7}"I DIDN’T HAVE AN AFFAIR.
AND I’VE NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR.
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{\an7}AND I’VE NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR.
I’VE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD SEX, DID
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{\an7}I’VE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD SEX, DID
YOU KNOW THAT?
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{\an7}YOU KNOW THAT?
I’M A VIRGIN, THE BEST AND
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{\an7}I’M A VIRGIN, THE BEST AND
BIGGEST VIRGIN EVER."
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{\an7}BIGGEST VIRGIN EVER."
BY THE WAY, I DO THE WORST TRUMP
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{\an7}BY THE WAY, I DO THE WORST TRUMP
IMPERSONATION IN THE WORLD.
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{\an7}IMPERSONATION IN THE WORLD.
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I SUCK AT DOING TRUMP.
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{\an7}I SUCK AT DOING TRUMP.
BUT YEAH, LAST NIGHT TRUMP
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{\an7}BUT YEAH, LAST NIGHT TRUMP
KICKED OFF HIS 2024 CAMPAIGN IN
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{\an7}KICKED OFF HIS 2024 CAMPAIGN IN
WACO, TEXAS.
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{\an7}WACO, TEXAS.
I LOVE THAT TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR
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{\an7}I LOVE THAT TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR
OFFICE AND FROM THE LAW AT THE
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{\an7}OFFICE AND FROM THE LAW AT THE
SAME TIME.
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{\an7}SAME TIME.
HOW GREAT IS THAT?
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{\an7}HOW GREAT IS THAT?
HE’S GONNA BE THE FIRST
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{\an7}HE’S GONNA BE THE FIRST
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
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{\an7}PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
WHO IS GOING TO BE GIVING
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{\an7}WHO IS GOING TO BE GIVING
SPEECHES FROM HIS GETAWAY CAR.
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{\an7}SPEECHES FROM HIS GETAWAY CAR.
"OH, YEAH."
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{\an7}"OH, YEAH."
MY FELLOW AMERICANS,
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{\an7}MY FELLOW AMERICANS,
WE’VE GOT TO LOWER INFLATION,
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{\an7}WE’VE GOT TO LOWER INFLATION,
WE’VE GOT TO GET A HANDLE ON
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{\an7}WE’VE GOT TO GET A HANDLE ON
CHINA, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
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{\an7}CHINA, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
WE HAVE TO CRACK DOWN ON CRIME.
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{\an7}WE HAVE TO CRACK DOWN ON CRIME.
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE,
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{\an7}YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE,
YOU PIGS!"
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{\an7}YOU PIGS!"
YEAH, I THINK MY TRUMP
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{\an7}YEAH, I THINK MY TRUMP
IMPRESSION IS GETTING BETTER.
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{\an7}IMPRESSION IS GETTING BETTER.
DON’T YOU?
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{\an7}DON’T YOU?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU ARE JUST BEING NICE, I KNOW,
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{\an7}YOU ARE JUST BEING NICE, I KNOW,
I LOVE YOU.
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{\an7}I LOVE YOU.
LET’S MOVE ON TO INTERNATIONAL
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{\an7}LET’S MOVE ON TO INTERNATIONAL
NEWS.
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{\an7}NEWS.
TWO WEEKS AGO, THE FRENCH
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{\an7}TWO WEEKS AGO, THE FRENCH
GOVERNMENT RAISE FOR RETIREMENT
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{\an7}GOVERNMENT RAISE FOR RETIREMENT
AGE FROM 62 TO 64,
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{\an7}AGE FROM 62 TO 64,
SETTING OFF A WAVE OF SOMETIMES
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{\an7}SETTING OFF A WAVE OF SOMETIMES
VIOLENT PROTESTS.
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{\an7}VIOLENT PROTESTS.
AND WHILE THE PROTESTS
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{\an7}AND WHILE THE PROTESTS
DEFINITELY FOCUSED ATTENTION ON
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{\an7}DEFINITELY FOCUSED ATTENTION ON
THE ISSUE, AT THIS POINT,
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{\an7}THE ISSUE, AT THIS POINT,
THEY’VE BEEN GOING ON FOR SO
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{\an7}THEY’VE BEEN GOING ON FOR SO
LONG THAT THEY’RE KIND OF
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{\an7}LONG THAT THEY’RE KIND OF
BECOMING PART OF THE...
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{\an7}BECOMING PART OF THE...
[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
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{\an7}[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
HOW YOU SAY, ZE AMBIENCE.
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{\an7}HOW YOU SAY, ZE AMBIENCE.
>> TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VIRAL
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{\an7}>> TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VIRAL
VIDEO FROM FRANCE.
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{\an7}VIDEO FROM FRANCE.
DINERS IN THE CITY OF BORDEAUX
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{\an7}DINERS IN THE CITY OF BORDEAUX
UNFAZED BY DEMONSTRATORS
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{\an7}UNFAZED BY DEMONSTRATORS
PROTESTING AGAINST RECENT
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{\an7}PROTESTING AGAINST RECENT
CHANGES TO THE RETIREMENT AGE.
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{\an7}CHANGES TO THE RETIREMENT AGE.
EVEN WITH A RAGING FIRE NEARBY,
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{\an7}EVEN WITH A RAGING FIRE NEARBY,
THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL MANAGING
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{\an7}THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL MANAGING
TO ENJOY THEIR WINE AND
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{\an7}TO ENJOY THEIR WINE AND
CONVERSATION AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE.
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{\an7}CONVERSATION AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE.
>> John: [LAUGHS]
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{\an7}>> John: [LAUGHS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO CHILL!
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{\an7}THESE PEOPLE ARE SO CHILL!
I WOULDN’T EVEN SIT NEXT TO THE
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{\an7}I WOULDN’T EVEN SIT NEXT TO THE
BATHROOM IN A RESTAURANT LIKE
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{\an7}BATHROOM IN A RESTAURANT LIKE
THAT.
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{\an7}THAT.
AND THEY ARE GETTING A TABLE
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{\an7}AND THEY ARE GETTING A TABLE
NEXT TO A RIOT.
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{\an7}NEXT TO A RIOT.
BUT HEY, THE FRENCH AREN’T GOING
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{\an7}BUT HEY, THE FRENCH AREN’T GOING
TO LET A LITTLE FIRE GET IN THE
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{\an7}TO LET A LITTLE FIRE GET IN THE
WAY OF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH
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{\an7}WAY OF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH
ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE.
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{\an7}ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE.
YEAH, YOU ARE FRENCH AND YOU ARE
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{\an7}YEAH, YOU ARE FRENCH AND YOU ARE
OFFENDED?
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{\an7}OFFENDED?
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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{\an7}[SPEAKING FRENCH]
BUT I GUESS I’M NOT SURPRISED.
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{\an7}BUT I GUESS I’M NOT SURPRISED.
IF YOU WANT TO SCARE THE FRENCH,
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{\an7}IF YOU WANT TO SCARE THE FRENCH,
YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
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{\an7}YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
REALLY TERRIBLE, LIKE PUT MINE
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{\an7}REALLY TERRIBLE, LIKE PUT MINE
IN A BOX.
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{\an7}IN A BOX.
"WHAT IS THIS?
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{\an7}"WHAT IS THIS?
I SAID HORSE, NOT WHORES.
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{\an7}I SAID HORSE, NOT WHORES.
I’M NOT GETTING CANCELED BECAUSE
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{\an7}I’M NOT GETTING CANCELED BECAUSE
OF Y’ALL.
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{\an7}OF Y’ALL.
THE AND ACCESSIBLE ACCEPTABLE SE
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{\an7}THE AND ACCESSIBLE ACCEPTABLE SE
FRENCH CAFE IS SITTING NEXT TO
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{\an7}FRENCH CAFE IS SITTING NEXT TO
AMERICAN TOURISTS.
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{\an7}AMERICAN TOURISTS.
"I DEMAND ANOTHER TABLE!
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{\an7}"I DEMAND ANOTHER TABLE!
THEY ORDERED A CALIFORNIAN
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{\an7}THEY ORDERED A CALIFORNIAN
BOUJOULAIS!
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{\an7}BOUJOULAIS!
I’D RATHER SIT IN ZE FIRE!"
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{\an7}I’D RATHER SIT IN ZE FIRE!"
[NORMAL VOICE]
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{\an7}[NORMAL VOICE]
I HOPE THAT COUPLE’S NOT ON
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{\an7}I HOPE THAT COUPLE’S NOT ON
THEIR FIRST DATE, BECAUSE THAT’S
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{\an7}THEIR FIRST DATE, BECAUSE THAT’S
GONNA BE HARD TO TOP.
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{\an7}GONNA BE HARD TO TOP.
IMAGINE, IN FIVE YEARS,
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{\an7}IMAGINE, IN FIVE YEARS,
SHE’S GONNA BE LIKE,
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{\an7}SHE’S GONNA BE LIKE,
[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
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{\an7}[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
"YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO VIOLENT
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{\an7}"YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO VIOLENT
PROTESTS ANYMORE.
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{\an7}PROTESTS ANYMORE.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
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{\an7}[IN NORMAL VOICE]
LET’S MOVE ON TO ANOTHER STORY.
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{\an7}LET’S MOVE ON TO ANOTHER STORY.
WHEN I FIRST STARTED TALKING
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{\an7}WHEN I FIRST STARTED TALKING
WITH PEOPLE ABOUT GUEST HOSTING
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{\an7}WITH PEOPLE ABOUT GUEST HOSTING
"THE DAILY SHOW," I SAID, WHAT I
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{\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW," I SAID, WHAT I
REALLY WANT TO DO IS SPOTLIGHT
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{\an7}REALLY WANT TO DO IS SPOTLIGHT
SOME GREAT LATINOS IN AMERICAN
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{\an7}SOME GREAT LATINOS IN AMERICAN
SOCIETY.
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{\an7}SOCIETY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
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{\an7}THANK YOU.
YEAH.
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{\an7}YEAH.
BECAUSE I THINK IT’S SO
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{\an7}BECAUSE I THINK IT’S SO
IMPORTANT TO USE MY POSITION TO
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{\an7}IMPORTANT TO USE MY POSITION TO
UPLIFT LA RAZA, YOU KNOW?
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{\an7}UPLIFT LA RAZA, YOU KNOW?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SO LET’S SPIN THE WHEEL AND SEE
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{\an7}SO LET’S SPIN THE WHEEL AND SEE
WHO OUR FIRST SUBJECT IS GONNA
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{\an7}WHO OUR FIRST SUBJECT IS GONNA
BE!
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{\an7}BE!
[AUDIENCE REACTS]
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{\an7}[AUDIENCE REACTS]
[BOOS]
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{\an7}[BOOS]
NO, NO, IT’S ALL RIGHT.
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{\an7}NO, NO, IT’S ALL RIGHT.
GEORGE SANTOS, GOD HELP ME.
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{\an7}GEORGE SANTOS, GOD HELP ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT, TO BE FAIR, WE
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{\an7}YOU KNOW WHAT, TO BE FAIR, WE
CAN’T REALLY TAKE BLAME FOR THIS
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{\an7}CAN’T REALLY TAKE BLAME FOR THIS
GUY BECAUSE WE DON’T EVEN KNOW
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{\an7}GUY BECAUSE WE DON’T EVEN KNOW
IF HE IS REALLY LATINO OR NOT.
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{\an7}IF HE IS REALLY LATINO OR NOT.
OKAY?
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{\an7}OKAY?
SO WHAT DID HE DO NOW?
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{\an7}SO WHAT DID HE DO NOW?
>> CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS
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{\an7}>> CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS
STRUCK A DEAL WITH PROSECUTORS
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{\an7}STRUCK A DEAL WITH PROSECUTORS
IN BRAZIL TO SETTLE A CHARGE
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{\an7}IN BRAZIL TO SETTLE A CHARGE
THAT HE DEFRAUDED A SHOP CLERK
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{\an7}THAT HE DEFRAUDED A SHOP CLERK
OUT OF $1300 WORTH OF CLOTHING
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{\an7}OUT OF $1300 WORTH OF CLOTHING
AND SHOES.
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{\an7}AND SHOES.
UNDER THE DEAL, SANTOS WILL
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{\an7}UNDER THE DEAL, SANTOS WILL
FORMALLY CONFESS TO THE 2008
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{\an7}FORMALLY CONFESS TO THE 2008
CRIME AND PAY DAMAGES TO THE
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{\an7}CRIME AND PAY DAMAGES TO THE
VICTIM.
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{\an7}VICTIM.
A LAWYER FOR SANTOS REQUESTED
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{\an7}A LAWYER FOR SANTOS REQUESTED
THE DEAL IN LIEU OF A TRIAL,
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{\an7}THE DEAL IN LIEU OF A TRIAL,
ARGUING THAT SANTOS IS GAINFULLY
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{\an7}ARGUING THAT SANTOS IS GAINFULLY
EMPLOYED AND RESOCIALIZED.
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{\an7}EMPLOYED AND RESOCIALIZED.
THOSE ARE HIS WORDS.
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{\an7}THOSE ARE HIS WORDS.
IN 2010, THE CONGRESSMAN TOLD
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{\an7}IN 2010, THE CONGRESSMAN TOLD
POLICE THAT HE WROTE BAD CHECKS
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{\an7}POLICE THAT HE WROTE BAD CHECKS
FROM A CHECKBOOK THAT HE STOLE
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{\an7}FROM A CHECKBOOK THAT HE STOLE
FROM AN ELDERLY MAN WHO HIS
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{\an7}FROM AN ELDERLY MAN WHO HIS
MOTHER WAS CARING FOR IN ORDER
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{\an7}MOTHER WAS CARING FOR IN ORDER
TO PURCHASE THE ITEMS.
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{\an7}TO PURCHASE THE ITEMS.
[AUDIENCE REACTS]
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{\an7}[AUDIENCE REACTS]
>> John: WOW, WOW, WHAT A
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{\an7}>> John: WOW, WOW, WHAT A
GIGANTIC ASS.
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{\an7}GIGANTIC ASS.
WHICH I KNOW BRAZILIANS ARE
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{\an7}WHICH I KNOW BRAZILIANS ARE
USUALLY INTO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS!
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{\an7}USUALLY INTO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS!
OH, THAT OFFENDS YOU?
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{\an7}OH, THAT OFFENDS YOU?
COME ON.
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{\an7}COME ON.
IN A WAY, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT
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{\an7}IN A WAY, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT
SANTOS.
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{\an7}SANTOS.
A LOT OF REPUBLICANS JUST WANT
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{\an7}A LOT OF REPUBLICANS JUST WANT
TO END SOCIAL SECURITY.
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{\an7}TO END SOCIAL SECURITY.
BUT SANTOS HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE
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{\an7}BUT SANTOS HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE
AN OLD MAN’S WALLET DIRECTLY
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{\an7}AN OLD MAN’S WALLET DIRECTLY
FROM HIS POCKET!
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{\an7}FROM HIS POCKET!
HE ACTUALLY STOLE FROM AN
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{\an7}HE ACTUALLY STOLE FROM AN
ELDERLY MAN HIS MOTHER WAS
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{\an7}ELDERLY MAN HIS MOTHER WAS
CARING FOR.
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{\an7}CARING FOR.
AND THAT IS ON TOP OF STEALING
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{\an7}AND THAT IS ON TOP OF STEALING
FROM A HOMELESS VETERANS DYING
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{\an7}FROM A HOMELESS VETERANS DYING
DOG!
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{\an7}DOG!
IS THERE NO BOTTOM?
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{\an7}IS THERE NO BOTTOM?
IS THERE NOTHING FOR THIS GUY?
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{\an7}IS THERE NOTHING FOR THIS GUY?
GEORGE SANTOS SEES A MAKE A WISH
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{\an7}GEORGE SANTOS SEES A MAKE A WISH
KID AND HE SAYS "THAT’S A
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{\an7}KID AND HE SAYS "THAT’S A
JACKPOT."
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{\an7}JACKPOT."
AND FINALLY, LET’S CHECK IN ON
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{\an7}AND FINALLY, LET’S CHECK IN ON
FLORIDA.
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{\an7}FLORIDA.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ARE AT IT
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{\an7}BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ARE AT IT
AGAIN.
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{\an7}AGAIN.
OH, YEAH.
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{\an7}OH, YEAH.
LAST WEEK,
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{\an7}LAST WEEK,
A PRINCIPAL WAS FORCED TO RESIGN
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{\an7}A PRINCIPAL WAS FORCED TO RESIGN
LAST WEEK OVER AFTER PARENTS
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{\an7}LAST WEEK OVER AFTER PARENTS
COMPLAINED THAT A SIXTH GRADE
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{\an7}COMPLAINED THAT A SIXTH GRADE
TEACHER SHOWED A PORNOGRAPHIC
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{\an7}TEACHER SHOWED A PORNOGRAPHIC
PHOTO OF MICHELANGELO’S DAVID.
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{\an7}PHOTO OF MICHELANGELO’S DAVID.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU ARE SAYING TO
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{\an7}LOOK, I KNOW YOU ARE SAYING TO
YOURSELVES, HOW IS THIS
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{\an7}YOURSELVES, HOW IS THIS
CONTROVERSIAL?
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{\an7}CONTROVERSIAL?
IT IS MICHELANGELO FOR CRYING
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{\an7}IT IS MICHELANGELO FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD.
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{\an7}OUT LOUD.
BUT THIS IS FLORIDA, AND
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{\an7}BUT THIS IS FLORIDA, AND
FLORIDIAN PARENTS ARE LIKE...
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{\an7}FLORIDIAN PARENTS ARE LIKE...
[IN FLORIDA ACCENT]
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{\an7}[IN FLORIDA ACCENT]
"I DON’T CARE WHICH NINJA TURTLE
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{\an7}"I DON’T CARE WHICH NINJA TURTLE
CARVED IT.
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{\an7}CARVED IT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
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{\an7}[IN NORMAL VOICE]
YOU GUYS ARE SHARP.
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{\an7}YOU GUYS ARE SHARP.
DO YOU KNOW HOW BACKWARD YOU
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{\an7}DO YOU KNOW HOW BACKWARD YOU
SEEM WHEN PEOPLE IN THE 1500s
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{\an7}SEEM WHEN PEOPLE IN THE 1500s
WERE MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN YOU?
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{\an7}WERE MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN YOU?
MEDIEVAL MEDICINE WAS DRILLING A
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{\an7}MEDIEVAL MEDICINE WAS DRILLING A
HOLE IN YOUR SKULL AND PUMPING
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{\an7}HOLE IN YOUR SKULL AND PUMPING
IT FULL OF MERCURY, AND
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{\an7}IT FULL OF MERCURY, AND
FLORIDA’S LIKE, "THESE GUYS ARE
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{\an7}FLORIDA’S LIKE, "THESE GUYS ARE
JUST A LITTLE TOO SOPHISTICATED
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{\an7}JUST A LITTLE TOO SOPHISTICATED
FOR US, YOU KNOW?"
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{\an7}FOR US, YOU KNOW?"
AND IF THE DAVID IS A PROBLEM,
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{\an7}AND IF THE DAVID IS A PROBLEM,
THEY’RE REALLY GONNA
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{\an7}THEY’RE REALLY GONNA
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
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{\an7}HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
THE VENUS DE MILO.
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{\an7}THE VENUS DE MILO.
OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.
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{\an7}OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.
NOT BECAUSE OF THE BREASTS, BUT
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{\an7}NOT BECAUSE OF THE BREASTS, BUT
BECAUSE, IF YOU KNOW YOUR ART
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{\an7}BECAUSE, IF YOU KNOW YOUR ART
HISTORY, SHE ORIGINALLY HAD TWO
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{\an7}HISTORY, SHE ORIGINALLY HAD TWO
DICKS FOR ARMS.
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{\an7}DICKS FOR ARMS.
OBVIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE ARE ART
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{\an7}OBVIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE ARE ART
HISTORIANS.
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{\an7}HISTORIANS.
IF THEY’RE GOING TO BAN ANY
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{\an7}IF THEY’RE GOING TO BAN ANY
BIBLICAL FIGURE, IT SHOULD
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{\an7}BIBLICAL FIGURE, IT SHOULD
REALLY CLEARLY BE JESUS.
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{\an7}REALLY CLEARLY BE JESUS.
LOOK AT HIM IN THAT [BLEEP]-BOY
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{\an7}LOOK AT HIM IN THAT [BLEEP]-BOY
POSE HANGING ON THE CROSS.
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{\an7}POSE HANGING ON THE CROSS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I’M SORRY, GUYS,
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{\an7}I’M SORRY, GUYS,
EXCUSE ME, ONE MINUTE, PLEASE.
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{\an7}EXCUSE ME, ONE MINUTE, PLEASE.
OH, BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE
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{\an7}OH, BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE
SINNED.
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{\an7}SINNED.
I CALLED JESUS A [BLEEP] BOY.
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{\an7}I CALLED JESUS A [BLEEP] BOY.
I KNOW I’M GOING TO ROT IN HELL,
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{\an7}I KNOW I’M GOING TO ROT IN HELL,
BUT THE WRITERS MADE ME DO IT, I
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{\an7}BUT THE WRITERS MADE ME DO IT, I
SWEAR!
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{\an7}SWEAR!
ALL RIGHT,
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{\an7}ALL RIGHT,
FOR MORE ON THIS STORY,
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{\an7}FOR MORE ON THIS STORY,
WE GO LIVE TO FLORENCE, ITALY,
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{\an7}WE GO LIVE TO FLORENCE, ITALY,
WHERE RONNY CHIENG IS STANDING
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{\an7}WHERE RONNY CHIENG IS STANDING
IN FRONT OF THE STATUE OF DAVID.
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{\an7}IN FRONT OF THE STATUE OF DAVID.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> JOHN, JOHN.
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{\an7}>> JOHN, JOHN.
YES.
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{\an7}YES.
I’M HERE IN FRONT OF DAVID, WHO
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{\an7}I’M HERE IN FRONT OF DAVID, WHO
FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS, JUST
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{\an7}FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS, JUST
GOT OUT OF A COLD SHOWER.
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{\an7}GOT OUT OF A COLD SHOWER.
I MEAN, I KNEW PEOPLE IN THE
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{\an7}I MEAN, I KNEW PEOPLE IN THE
PAST WERE SMALLER, BUT GODDAMN
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{\an7}PAST WERE SMALLER, BUT GODDAMN
DAMN.
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{\an7}DAMN.
EVEN IF YOU ADJUST HIS PENIS FOR
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{\an7}EVEN IF YOU ADJUST HIS PENIS FOR
INFLATION, IT’S STILL
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{\an7}INFLATION, IT’S STILL
UNDERWHELMING.
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{\an7}UNDERWHELMING.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT, HIS BALLS
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{\an7}I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT, HIS BALLS
ARE LONGER THAN HIS DICK.
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{\an7}ARE LONGER THAN HIS DICK.
I’VE NEVER SEEN A GUY THAT CAN
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{\an7}I’VE NEVER SEEN A GUY THAT CAN
TITTY[BLEEP] HIMSELF WITH HIS
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{\an7}TITTY[BLEEP] HIMSELF WITH HIS
OWN NUTS.
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{\an7}OWN NUTS.
>> John: RONNY, RONNY, RONNY,
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{\an7}>> John: RONNY, RONNY, RONNY,
COME ON, MAN.
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{\an7}COME ON, MAN.
WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT
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{\an7}WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT
EDUCATION, NOT BODY SHAME A
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{\an7}EDUCATION, NOT BODY SHAME A
BIBLICAL FIGURE.
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{\an7}BIBLICAL FIGURE.
>> YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS ISN’T
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{\an7}>> YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS ISN’T
SMALL?
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{\an7}SMALL?
COME ON, MAN.
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{\an7}COME ON, MAN.
>> John: I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW,
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{\an7}>> John: I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW,
I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY BIG.
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{\an7}I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY BIG.
ALL RIGHT, MEDIUM AT LEAST.
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{\an7}ALL RIGHT, MEDIUM AT LEAST.
>> YEAH, YEAH, JOHN, THIS IS
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{\an7}>> YEAH, YEAH, JOHN, THIS IS
MEDIUM, YEAH.
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{\an7}MEDIUM, YEAH.
I MEAN, I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS
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{\an7}I MEAN, I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS
WHY THEY INVENTED A TELESCOPE
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{\an7}WHY THEY INVENTED A TELESCOPE
DURING THE RENAISSANCE, SO THEY
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{\an7}DURING THE RENAISSANCE, SO THEY
COULD SEE THIS DUDE’S DICK.
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{\an7}COULD SEE THIS DUDE’S DICK.
>> John: RONNY, THIS IS ONE OF
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{\an7}>> John: RONNY, THIS IS ONE OF
THE MOST ICONIC WORKS OF ALL
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{\an7}THE MOST ICONIC WORKS OF ALL
TIME, IT IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN
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{\an7}TIME, IT IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN
OF NUDES.
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{\an7}OF NUDES.
EVERYONE THINKS IT IS GREAT!
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{\an7}EVERYONE THINKS IT IS GREAT!
>> OF COURSE BECAUSE EVERY GUY
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{\an7}>> OF COURSE BECAUSE EVERY GUY
WHO SEES IT IS THINKING, OH,
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{\an7}WHO SEES IT IS THINKING, OH,
THANK GOD.
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{\an7}THANK GOD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I GUESS I AM NOT DOING TOO BAD.
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{\an7}I GUESS I AM NOT DOING TOO BAD.
I MEAN, THIS STATUE IS A HUGE
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{\an7}I MEAN, THIS STATUE IS A HUGE
CONFIDENCE BOOSTER.
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{\an7}CONFIDENCE BOOSTER.
>> John: YOU GOT TO STOP
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{\an7}>> John: YOU GOT TO STOP
FOCUSING ON THE DICK!
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{\an7}FOCUSING ON THE DICK!
COME ON.
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{\an7}COME ON.
DO YOU THINK IT’S MESSED UP THAT
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{\an7}DO YOU THINK IT’S MESSED UP THAT
YOU CAN’T EVEN SHOW A STATUE IN
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{\an7}YOU CAN’T EVEN SHOW A STATUE IN
FLORIDA SCHOOLS NOW?
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{\an7}FLORIDA SCHOOLS NOW?
>> NO, IT’S WHY FLORIDA ROCKS.
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{\an7}>> NO, IT’S WHY FLORIDA ROCKS.
THEY REFUSE TO BE CULTURED IN
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{\an7}THEY REFUSE TO BE CULTURED IN
ANY WAY.
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{\an7}ANY WAY.
BOOKS?
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{\an7}BOOKS?
BANNED.
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{\an7}BANNED.
RENAISSANCE ART?
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{\an7}RENAISSANCE ART?
BANNED.
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{\an7}BANNED.
RERUNS OF "QUEER EYE?"
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{\an7}RERUNS OF "QUEER EYE?"
BAND.
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{\an7}BAND.
BASICALLY, IF YOU CAN’T SHOOT IT
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{\an7}BASICALLY, IF YOU CAN’T SHOOT IT
OR DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK OVER
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{\an7}OR DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK OVER
IT, FLORIDA THINKS IT’S GAY!
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{\an7}IT, FLORIDA THINKS IT’S GAY!
AND THEREFORE BANNED.
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{\an7}AND THEREFORE BANNED.
>> John: DON’T YOU THINK THIS
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{\an7}>> John: DON’T YOU THINK THIS
IS BAD FOR THE KIDS?
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{\an7}IS BAD FOR THE KIDS?
THEY’VE LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO
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{\an7}THEY’VE LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO
BE INSPIRED BY ART.
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{\an7}BE INSPIRED BY ART.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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{\an7}>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
FLORIDA KIDS HAVE THE GREATEST
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{\an7}FLORIDA KIDS HAVE THE GREATEST
OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW.
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{\an7}OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW.
IF YOUR SCHOOL BOARD ARE SO
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{\an7}IF YOUR SCHOOL BOARD ARE SO
STUPID THAT THEY THINK THE
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{\an7}STUPID THAT THEY THINK THE
STATUE OF DAVID AS, YOU CAN
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{\an7}STATUE OF DAVID AS, YOU CAN
CONVINCE HIM THAT ANYTHING IS
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{\an7}CONVINCE HIM THAT ANYTHING IS
INAPPROPRIATE.
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{\an7}INAPPROPRIATE.
FLORIDA KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS
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{\an7}FLORIDA KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS
THAT ALGEBRA IS TOO WOKE.
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{\an7}THAT ALGEBRA IS TOO WOKE.
"MOM, THIS NUMBER IDENTIFIES
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{\an7}"MOM, THIS NUMBER IDENTIFIES
ALSO AS A LETTER?
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{\an7}ALSO AS A LETTER?
SHOULD I IDENTIFY AS A LETTER?"
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{\an7}SHOULD I IDENTIFY AS A LETTER?"
IT’S THE SAME WITH CHEMISTRY.
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{\an7}IT’S THE SAME WITH CHEMISTRY.
JUST FOUND OUT THAT THAT ATOMS
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00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:08,297
{\an7}JUST FOUND OUT THAT THAT ATOMS
ARE MADE OUT OF OXYGEN BANDED
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{\an7}ARE MADE OUT OF OXYGEN BANDED
TOGETHER, SO EVERY TIME YOU
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{\an7}TOGETHER, SO EVERY TIME YOU
BREATHE IT IS GAY.
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{\an7}BREATHE IT IS GAY.
CHEMISTRY, SUITE 25.
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{\an7}CHEMISTRY, SUITE 25.
>> John: HOLD ON, THAT’S GOING
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{\an7}>> John: HOLD ON, THAT’S GOING
TO BACKFIRE, RONNY.
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{\an7}TO BACKFIRE, RONNY.
THEY ARE GOING TO GRADUATE FROM
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{\an7}THEY ARE GOING TO GRADUATE FROM
SCHOOL WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING.
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{\an7}SCHOOL WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING.
>> THEY CAN ALWAYS GET A JOB AT
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{\an7}>> THEY CAN ALWAYS GET A JOB AT
THE FLORIDA SCHOOL BOARD.
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{\an7}THE FLORIDA SCHOOL BOARD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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{\an7}>> John: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY.
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{\an7}RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,
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{\an7}ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,
I’LL SHOW YOU MY WORST AUDITION
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{\an7}I’LL SHOW YOU MY WORST AUDITION
TAPE.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
John: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW."
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00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:22,327
YO, I'M SO EXCITED TO HOST THIS
WEEK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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AND AS I ALWAYS SAY, IT'S SUCH
AN HONOR TO BE A VOICE FOR
LATINOS ON TV AND FILM.
BUT, AS I ALSO ALWAYS SAY, I
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WISH THE HONOR WASN'T SO RARE.
HOLLYWOOD STILL STRUGGLING
WITH REPRESENTATION ON SCREEN.
ACCORDING TO A 2020 STUDY BY
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THE USC ANNENBERG INCLUSION
INITIATIVE, LATINO PERFORMERS
APPEARING IN ONLY 5% OF SPEAKING
ROLES IN 2019'S TOP 100 MOVIES,
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00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:41,179
DESPITE BEING 18% OF THE TOTAL
U.S. POPULATION.
John: I MEAN, YEAH, IT'S
CRAZY.
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00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:44,716
LATINOS ARE ALMOST
20% OF THE COUNTRY,
BUT WE'RE BARELY REPRESENTED IN
FILM AND TELEVISION.
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00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:52,791
ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERY MOVIE
LAST YEAR TOOK PLACE IN THE
MULTIVERSE.
KAMAN!
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00:14:52,791 --> 00:15:04,603
YOU'RE TELLING THERE AIN'T ONE
DIMENSION THAT'S IN THE HEIGHTS?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND THEN
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00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,939
WHEN THERE IS A GOOD LATINO ROLE
IT'S GOING TO PEOPLE LIKE
JAMES FRANCO.
WELL, GUESS WHAT,
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00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:18,416
IF WHITE PEOPLE CAN TAKE OUR
ROLES, I'MA TAKE THEIRS!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WHEN THEY DO THE TV SERIES BASED
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00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:33,932
ON GWENYTH PALTROW'S
SKI ACCIDENT TRIAL, I'MA BE
GWYNETH PALTROW!
"HE HEARD ME, HE HURT ME SO
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00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:40,005
HARD, HE KNOCKED THE EGG RIGHT
OUT OF MY VAGINA."
TRY NOT TO VISUALIZE THAT,
PLEASE.
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00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:43,141
THE TRUTH IS, I MYSELF HAVE
FACED THIS TYPE OF
DISCRIMINATION.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES
430
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:51,683
IN MY CAREER I'VE BEEN TOLD AT
AUDITIONS THAT I SOUND TOO
LATINO, OR NOT LATINO ENOUGH,
THAT LATINOS DON'T WANT TO WATCH
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00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:55,487
OTHER LATINOS, ALL SORTS OF
MADNESS.
SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD PUT ALL
THOSE CASTING DIRECTORS AND
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00:15:55,487 --> 00:16:04,396
EXECUTIVES INTO ONE ROOM AND
BRING YOU GUYS IN WITH ME, JUST
TO HEAR THE KIND OF SHIT I'VE
BEEN TOLD.
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00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:08,366
LUCKILY, IT TURNS OUT,
"THE DAILY SHOW" HAS THE
TECHNOLOGY TO DO JUST THAT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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♪ ♪
John: I PROMISE YOU.
AND SCENE.
[APPLAUSE]
435
00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:27,085
THAT WAS QUITE SPECTACULAR,
JOHN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
J John: APPRECIATED.
436
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:36,461
I'M IMPRESSED, YOU ARE VERY
ARTICULATE, FULL SENTENCES.
I ALMOST FORGOT YOU ARE NOT
WIDE.
437
00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:40,565
ME TOO.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU WERE
WHITE?
SUPERSTAR ALERT.
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00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:46,471
YOU WOULD BE LIKE ONE OF THE
BIG WHITE GUYS LIKE TOM CRUISE,
TOM HANKS, TOM HARDY.
SPITBALL.
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00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:58,116
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT CHANGING
YOUR NAME TO TOM?
I LIKE THAT.
HEY, TOM TOM, LET ME ASK YOU
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00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:04,589
SOMETHING FEARFUL CAN YOU DO A
LITTLE MORE LATIN?
YES, YES, BUT ALSO, LESS
LATIN.
441
00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:11,563
YES, BUT MORE OR LESS LATIN?
EXACTLY.
JUST WHAT YOU DID IN THE
GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW.
442
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:17,869
I'M NOT IN "THE GEORGE LOPEZ
SHOW."
YOU MIGHT BE THINKING OF GEORGE
LOPEZ.
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00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:23,975
I DO IT LESS LATIN?
JOHN, LATIN PEOPLE DON'T WANT
TO SEE LATIN PEOPLE.
THEY WANT TO SEE WHITE PEOPLE.
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00:17:23,975 --> 00:17:32,650
WHY PEOPLE NAMED TOM.
THERE IS HOT SALSA AND MILD
SALSA, PEOPLE WANT TO CATCH UP.
ANYONE WANT TO HIT?
445
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:42,360
HELL YEAH.
THAT IS PRICEY.
WHAT IS IN THERE?
TOMATO.
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00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:49,901
THIS TIME, CAN YOU DO A
VERSION THAT IS A LITTLE MORE,
YOU KNOW, STREET?
ARCHIVE PLAYING A DOCTOR?
447
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:56,808
A LATIN DOCTOR BUT WHO IS WAS
NOT LATIN.
BUT HOLD THIS PINATA JUST IN
CASE.
448
00:17:56,808 --> 00:18:04,249
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
GUYS?
HEY, WAIT.
THAT WAS LOCAL
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00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:16,161
THAT WAS LOCO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STAY TUNED BECAUSE WHEN I COME
BACK, MY HOMEGIRL, THE OUTSPOKEN
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00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,162
ANA NAVARRO WILL BE JOINING ME
451
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:47,097
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
452
00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:47,899
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
453
00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:48,965
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: WELCOME BACK TO
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{\an7}>> John: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW."
455
00:18:50,866 --> 00:18:51,460
{\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW."
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
456
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:52,503
{\an7}MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
EMMY-NOMINATED COHOST OF
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00:18:52,503 --> 00:18:53,427
{\an7}EMMY-NOMINATED COHOST OF
"THE VIEW."
458
00:18:53,427 --> 00:18:54,130
{\an7}"THE VIEW."
SHE IS ALSO A CNN POLITICAL
459
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:54,899
{\an7}SHE IS ALSO A CNN POLITICAL
COMMENTATOR AND ONE OF THE MOST
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00:18:54,899 --> 00:18:55,800
{\an7}COMMENTATOR AND ONE OF THE MOST
BADASS LATINOS WALKING THIS
461
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,800
{\an7}BADASS LATINOS WALKING THIS
PLANET!
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00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,503
{\an7}PLANET!
PLEASE WELCOME ANA NAVARRO!
463
00:18:58,503 --> 00:18:59,097
{\an7}PLEASE WELCOME ANA NAVARRO!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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00:18:59,097 --> 00:18:59,427
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
465
00:18:59,427 --> 00:19:00,031
{\an7}♪ ♪
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!
466
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:02,932
{\an7}YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!
♪ ♪
467
00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:05,460
{\an7}♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,295
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LOOK AT THAT!
469
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:08,361
{\an7}LOOK AT THAT!
A LATINA GUEST AND A LATINO
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00:19:08,361 --> 00:19:09,602
{\an7}A LATINA GUEST AND A LATINO
HOST.
471
00:19:09,602 --> 00:19:12,503
{\an7}HOST.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
472
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
TO THE PEOPLE AT HOME, YOU ARE
473
00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:16,097
{\an7}TO THE PEOPLE AT HOME, YOU ARE
NOT WATCHING UNIVISION, IT IS
474
00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:16,635
{\an7}NOT WATCHING UNIVISION, IT IS
OKAY, IT IS STILL
475
00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:18,229
{\an7}OKAY, IT IS STILL
"THE DAILY SHOW."
476
00:19:18,229 --> 00:19:19,427
{\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW."
>> PART OF ME WANTS YOU NOT TO
477
00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:20,196
{\an7}>> PART OF ME WANTS YOU NOT TO
EMPHASIZE IT BECAUSE I’M AFRAID
478
00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:21,229
{\an7}EMPHASIZE IT BECAUSE I’M AFRAID
IMMIGRATION MIGHT SHOW UP AT ANY
479
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,427
{\an7}IMMIGRATION MIGHT SHOW UP AT ANY
MOMENT.
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00:19:23,427 --> 00:19:25,701
{\an7}MOMENT.
AND THEN I REMEMBER,
481
00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:26,361
{\an7}AND THEN I REMEMBER,
DONALD TRUMP IS NO LONGER
482
00:19:26,361 --> 00:19:27,361
{\an7}DONALD TRUMP IS NO LONGER
PRESIDENT.
483
00:19:27,361 --> 00:19:28,262
{\an7}PRESIDENT.
WE AIN’T GETTING DEPORTED.
484
00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:31,800
{\an7}WE AIN’T GETTING DEPORTED.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
485
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,734
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: I LOVE THAT, GOING
486
00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:33,602
{\an7}>> John: I LOVE THAT, GOING
RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, I LOVE
487
00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:35,097
{\an7}RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, I LOVE
THAT ABOUT YOU.
488
00:19:35,097 --> 00:19:35,767
{\an7}THAT ABOUT YOU.
>> LISTEN, IT’S ONLY TAKEN
489
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:36,460
{\an7}>> LISTEN, IT’S ONLY TAKEN
TEN HOSTS FOR THEM TO HAVE A
490
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:42,460
{\an7}TEN HOSTS FOR THEM TO HAVE A
LATINO HOST.
491
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:42,998
{\an7}LATINO HOST.
>> John: [LAUGHS]
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00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:43,536
{\an7}>> John: [LAUGHS]
WHO IS COUNTING?
493
00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:45,998
{\an7}WHO IS COUNTING?
>> I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU
494
00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:47,965
{\an7}>> I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU
GRATEFUL TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DO
495
00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:48,668
{\an7}GRATEFUL TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DO
THAT, YOU ARE SO CONSISTENT.
496
00:19:48,668 --> 00:19:50,767
{\an7}THAT, YOU ARE SO CONSISTENT.
YOU HAVE BEEN CONSISTENT YOUR
497
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:51,394
{\an7}YOU HAVE BEEN CONSISTENT YOUR
ENTIRE LIFE IN ELEVATING
498
00:19:51,394 --> 00:19:52,262
{\an7}ENTIRE LIFE IN ELEVATING
VOICES.
499
00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:53,295
{\an7}VOICES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
500
00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,031
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: THANK YOU.
501
00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:55,635
{\an7}>> John: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
502
00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:56,361
{\an7}THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> IT HAS TAKEN TEN, LET’S NOT
503
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,932
{\an7}>> IT HAS TAKEN TEN, LET’S NOT
[BLEEP] IT UP.
504
00:19:57,932 --> 00:19:59,031
{\an7}[BLEEP] IT UP.
>> John: BETTER NOT [BLEEP]
505
00:19:59,031 --> 00:19:59,460
{\an7}>> John: BETTER NOT [BLEEP]
THIS UP.
506
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,097
{\an7}THIS UP.
THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN.
507
00:20:00,097 --> 00:20:02,295
{\an7}THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN.
LOOK AT THIS GREAT AUDIENCE WE
508
00:20:02,295 --> 00:20:02,866
{\an7}LOOK AT THIS GREAT AUDIENCE WE
HAVE GOT HERE.
509
00:20:02,866 --> 00:20:05,064
{\an7}HAVE GOT HERE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
510
00:20:05,064 --> 00:20:08,394
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YEAH.
511
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:10,427
{\an7}YEAH.
[LAUGHS]
512
00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:11,328
{\an7}[LAUGHS]
THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU TOSS IT TO
513
00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:11,866
{\an7}THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU TOSS IT TO
THEM.
514
00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:14,328
{\an7}THEM.
[LAUGHTER]
515
00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:15,536
{\an7}[LAUGHTER]
ANYWAY.
516
00:20:15,536 --> 00:20:16,998
{\an7}ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW, REPUBLICANS ARE SO
517
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,635
{\an7}YOU KNOW, REPUBLICANS ARE SO
GOOD AT COMING AFTER LATINOS.
518
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,569
{\an7}GOOD AT COMING AFTER LATINOS.
THEY GO TO THE WHATSAPP, THEY GO
519
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,295
{\an7}THEY GO TO THE WHATSAPP, THEY GO
TO OUR SPANISH STATIONS, THEY
520
00:20:23,295 --> 00:20:24,064
{\an7}TO OUR SPANISH STATIONS, THEY
THROW IN THE TRIGGER WORDS LIKE
521
00:20:24,064 --> 00:20:26,031
{\an7}THROW IN THE TRIGGER WORDS LIKE
"SOCIALISM" AND
522
00:20:26,031 --> 00:20:26,602
{\an7}"SOCIALISM" AND
"AUTHORITARIANISM."
523
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:29,295
{\an7}"AUTHORITARIANISM."
WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS FALLING
524
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:29,668
{\an7}WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS FALLING
BEHIND?
525
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:30,503
{\an7}BEHIND?
WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS NOT COMING
526
00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:33,503
{\an7}WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS NOT COMING
AFTER US?
527
00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:35,295
{\an7}AFTER US?
>> LISTEN, I THINK, FIRST OF
528
00:20:35,295 --> 00:20:36,130
{\an7}>> LISTEN, I THINK, FIRST OF
ALL, THEY TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.
529
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,097
{\an7}ALL, THEY TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.
I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT,
530
00:20:38,097 --> 00:20:39,295
{\an7}I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT,
YOU KNOW, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO
531
00:20:39,295 --> 00:20:42,295
{\an7}YOU KNOW, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO
VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP.
532
00:20:42,295 --> 00:20:43,503
{\an7}VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP.
THAT’S THE ALTERNATIVE,
533
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,262
{\an7}THAT’S THE ALTERNATIVE,
OF COURSE THEY WILL VOTE FOR THE
534
00:20:44,262 --> 00:20:45,767
{\an7}OF COURSE THEY WILL VOTE FOR THE
DEMOCRATS.
535
00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:46,965
{\an7}DEMOCRATS.
AND THAT’S NOT THE WAY TO DO
536
00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:48,064
{\an7}AND THAT’S NOT THE WAY TO DO
IT.
537
00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:49,064
{\an7}IT.
ALSO, YOU CAN’T SHOW UP SIX
538
00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:50,130
{\an7}ALSO, YOU CAN’T SHOW UP SIX
WEEKS BEFORE AN ELECTION.
539
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,460
{\an7}WEEKS BEFORE AN ELECTION.
YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP -- AND THIS
540
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,130
{\an7}YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP -- AND THIS
IS THE SAME FOR
541
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,460
{\an7}IS THE SAME FOR
AFRICAN AMERICANS, FOR LATINOS,
542
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,734
{\an7}AFRICAN AMERICANS, FOR LATINOS,
FOR ANY GROUP.
543
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:58,295
{\an7}FOR ANY GROUP.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
544
00:20:58,295 --> 00:21:01,031
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
DON’T SHOW UP AT THE LAST MINUTE
545
00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:03,295
{\an7}DON’T SHOW UP AT THE LAST MINUTE
AND EXPECT -- AND THEY HAVE TO
546
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,866
{\an7}AND EXPECT -- AND THEY HAVE TO
FIGHT HARD AGAINST THIS
547
00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:06,569
{\an7}FIGHT HARD AGAINST THIS
SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM TYPE OF
548
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,097
{\an7}SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM TYPE OF
LABEL.
549
00:21:08,097 --> 00:21:12,965
{\an7}LABEL.
I REMEMBER JOE BIDEN GETTING
550
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:16,097
{\an7}I REMEMBER JOE BIDEN GETTING
ASKED THAT A TOWN HALL,
551
00:21:16,097 --> 00:21:16,734
{\an7}ASKED THAT A TOWN HALL,
YOU KNOW, YOUR OPPONENT,
552
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,394
{\an7}YOU KNOW, YOUR OPPONENT,
DONALD TRUMP SAYS THAT
553
00:21:17,394 --> 00:21:18,536
{\an7}DONALD TRUMP SAYS THAT
YOU ARE A SOCIALIST.
554
00:21:18,536 --> 00:21:19,394
{\an7}YOU ARE A SOCIALIST.
ARE YOU A SOCIALIST?
555
00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:19,899
{\an7}ARE YOU A SOCIALIST?
AND HE LAUGHED.
556
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:20,460
{\an7}AND HE LAUGHED.
>> John: YEAH, YEAH.
557
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:22,196
{\an7}>> John: YEAH, YEAH.
>> AND HE SAYS, DO I LOOK LIKE A
558
00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:22,602
{\an7}>> AND HE SAYS, DO I LOOK LIKE A
SOCIALIST?
559
00:21:22,602 --> 00:21:25,229
{\an7}SOCIALIST?
I GET WHERE HE IS COMING FROM.
560
00:21:25,229 --> 00:21:26,295
{\an7}I GET WHERE HE IS COMING FROM.
IF SOMEBODY SAID TO ME, "ANA,
561
00:21:26,295 --> 00:21:26,998
{\an7}IF SOMEBODY SAID TO ME, "ANA,
ARE YOU A MARTIAN?"
562
00:21:26,998 --> 00:21:28,130
{\an7}ARE YOU A MARTIAN?"
I WOULD LAUGH TOO.
563
00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:32,503
{\an7}I WOULD LAUGH TOO.
BUT WE NEED MORE THAN LAUGHTER.
564
00:21:32,503 --> 00:21:33,602
{\an7}BUT WE NEED MORE THAN LAUGHTER.
WE NEED HIM TO SAY, LET ME TELL
565
00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:35,569
{\an7}WE NEED HIM TO SAY, LET ME TELL
YOU WHAT SOCIALISTS DO.
566
00:21:35,569 --> 00:21:36,668
{\an7}YOU WHAT SOCIALISTS DO.
THEY ATTACK THE FREE PRESS.
567
00:21:36,668 --> 00:21:38,899
{\an7}THEY ATTACK THE FREE PRESS.
THEY ATTACK POLITICAL OPPONENTS.
568
00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:42,460
{\an7}THEY ATTACK POLITICAL OPPONENTS.
THEY ATTACK PRIVATE BUSINESSES.
569
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,130
{\an7}THEY ATTACK PRIVATE BUSINESSES.
GUESS WHO IS DOING THAT IN
570
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:44,536
{\an7}GUESS WHO IS DOING THAT IN
AMERICA TODAY?
571
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,569
{\an7}AMERICA TODAY?
>> John: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
572
00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:49,536
{\an7}>> John: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
573
00:21:49,536 --> 00:21:51,536
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING,
574
00:21:51,536 --> 00:21:52,229
{\an7}SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING,
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
575
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,767
{\an7}YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
[LAUGHS]
576
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:54,767
{\an7}[LAUGHS]
ALSO, HOW WE GET DIVIDED
577
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,767
{\an7}ALSO, HOW WE GET DIVIDED
SOMETIMES, LATINO PEOPLE GET
578
00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:57,130
{\an7}SOMETIMES, LATINO PEOPLE GET
DIVIDED.
579
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:57,998
{\an7}DIVIDED.
IS IT US DOING IT?
580
00:21:57,998 --> 00:22:05,866
{\an7}IS IT US DOING IT?
IS IT THEM DOING IT TO US?
581
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:06,427
{\an7}IS IT THEM DOING IT TO US?
NICARAGUANS, CUBANS,
582
00:22:06,427 --> 00:22:07,229
{\an7}NICARAGUANS, CUBANS,
PUERTO RICANS,
583
00:22:07,229 --> 00:22:07,965
{\an7}PUERTO RICANS,
COLOMBIANS, AREN’T WE STRONGER
584
00:22:07,965 --> 00:22:09,427
{\an7}COLOMBIANS, AREN’T WE STRONGER
TOGETHER AND BETTER TOGETHER?
585
00:22:09,427 --> 00:22:10,229
{\an7}TOGETHER AND BETTER TOGETHER?
>> DON’T WE KNOW HOW TO DO MATH?
586
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,767
{\an7}>> DON’T WE KNOW HOW TO DO MATH?
LISTEN, BY THEMSELVES, CUBANS
587
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:13,965
{\an7}LISTEN, BY THEMSELVES, CUBANS
ARE 3.5%.
588
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:16,064
{\an7}ARE 3.5%.
MEXICAN-AMERICANS ARE 11%.
589
00:22:16,064 --> 00:22:18,569
{\an7}MEXICAN-AMERICANS ARE 11%.
TOGETHER, WE ARE ALMOST 20%.
590
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:19,833
{\an7}TOGETHER, WE ARE ALMOST 20%.
AND GUESS WHAT.
591
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,503
{\an7}AND GUESS WHAT.
IF WE BUILD ALLIANCES WITH OTHER
592
00:22:21,503 --> 00:22:22,229
{\an7}IF WE BUILD ALLIANCES WITH OTHER
GROUPS LIKE AFRICAN AMERICANS,
593
00:22:22,229 --> 00:22:23,427
{\an7}GROUPS LIKE AFRICAN AMERICANS,
WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
594
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,965
{\an7}WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
>> John: YES, BLACK AND BROWN
595
00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:25,503
{\an7}>> John: YES, BLACK AND BROWN
TOGETHER, MAN!
596
00:22:25,503 --> 00:22:27,163
{\an7}TOGETHER, MAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
597
00:22:27,163 --> 00:22:28,031
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BLACK AND BROWN TOGETHER, WE ARE
598
00:22:28,031 --> 00:22:29,031
{\an7}BLACK AND BROWN TOGETHER, WE ARE
SO STRONG TOGETHER.
599
00:22:29,031 --> 00:22:31,064
{\an7}SO STRONG TOGETHER.
WHY AREN’T WE GETTING TOGETHER?
600
00:22:31,064 --> 00:22:32,031
{\an7}WHY AREN’T WE GETTING TOGETHER?
THE BLACK CAUCUS AND LATINO
601
00:22:32,031 --> 00:22:33,635
{\an7}THE BLACK CAUCUS AND LATINO
CAUCUS IN D.C.
602
00:22:33,635 --> 00:22:34,569
{\an7}CAUCUS IN D.C.
>> WE ALSO NEED TO GET A CAUCUS
603
00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:38,262
{\an7}>> WE ALSO NEED TO GET A CAUCUS
BECAUSE WE NEED TO ACCESSORIZE.
604
00:22:38,262 --> 00:22:39,163
{\an7}BECAUSE WE NEED TO ACCESSORIZE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
605
00:22:39,163 --> 00:22:39,899
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: OH, YEAH.
606
00:22:39,899 --> 00:22:46,064
{\an7}>> John: OH, YEAH.
>> WHAT WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS
607
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,064
{\an7}>> WHAT WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS
DIFFERENT COMMUNITIES IS WE
608
00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:49,097
{\an7}DIFFERENT COMMUNITIES IS WE
CAN’T FALL VICTIM, WE CAN’T FALL
609
00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:49,965
{\an7}CAN’T FALL VICTIM, WE CAN’T FALL
PREY TO LET’S COMPETE FOR THE
610
00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:54,503
{\an7}PREY TO LET’S COMPETE FOR THE
SAME SMALL PIECE OF PIE.
611
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,262
{\an7}SAME SMALL PIECE OF PIE.
NO, DAMN IT, GIVE ME A BIGGER
612
00:22:55,262 --> 00:22:56,163
{\an7}NO, DAMN IT, GIVE ME A BIGGER
PIECE OF PIE SO WE ALL CAN EAT!
613
00:22:56,163 --> 00:22:58,932
{\an7}PIECE OF PIE SO WE ALL CAN EAT!
AND WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT
614
00:22:58,932 --> 00:22:59,668
{\an7}AND WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT
WE RISE UPWARDS TOGETHER!
615
00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:02,503
{\an7}WE RISE UPWARDS TOGETHER!
>> John: ABSOLUTELY!
616
00:23:02,503 --> 00:23:03,196
{\an7}>> John: ABSOLUTELY!
>> IT IS TOO EASY TO PIT US
617
00:23:03,196 --> 00:23:05,899
{\an7}>> IT IS TOO EASY TO PIT US
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
618
00:23:05,899 --> 00:23:07,833
{\an7}AGAINST EACH OTHER.
>> John: PREACH, MAMA, PREACH!
619
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:08,602
{\an7}>> John: PREACH, MAMA, PREACH!
>> AND WE HAVE TO -- WE HAVE A
620
00:23:08,602 --> 00:23:10,196
{\an7}>> AND WE HAVE TO -- WE HAVE A
PROBLEM --
621
00:23:10,196 --> 00:23:13,833
{\an7}PROBLEM --
>> John: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
622
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,229
{\an7}>> John: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
>> THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE GET
623
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:16,965
{\an7}>> THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE GET
FOCUSED ON, DID THEY CROSS THE
624
00:23:16,965 --> 00:23:17,701
{\an7}FOCUSED ON, DID THEY CROSS THE
BORDER OR DID THE BORDER CROSS
625
00:23:17,701 --> 00:23:17,998
{\an7}BORDER OR DID THE BORDER CROSS
US?
626
00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:19,965
{\an7}US?
WERE THEY POLITICAL REFUGEES OR
627
00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,701
{\an7}WERE THEY POLITICAL REFUGEES OR
WERE THEY ECONOMIC REFUGEES?
628
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:22,734
{\an7}WERE THEY ECONOMIC REFUGEES?
WERE THEY RICH BEFORE THE
629
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:23,833
{\an7}WERE THEY RICH BEFORE THE
REVOLUTION IN CUBA, VENEZUELA,
630
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,229
{\an7}REVOLUTION IN CUBA, VENEZUELA,
NICARAGUA OR DID THEY COME HERE
631
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:25,899
{\an7}NICARAGUA OR DID THEY COME HERE
BECAUSE THEY WERE POOR?
632
00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:27,899
{\an7}BECAUSE THEY WERE POOR?
WHO CARES!
633
00:23:27,899 --> 00:23:31,196
{\an7}WHO CARES!
THIS MUCH I KNOW, JOHN, THAT
634
00:23:31,196 --> 00:23:31,965
{\an7}THIS MUCH I KNOW, JOHN, THAT
PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU, THE PEOPLE
635
00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:33,734
{\an7}PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU, THE PEOPLE
WHO HATE ME, DON’T CARE ABOUT
636
00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:34,064
{\an7}WHO HATE ME, DON’T CARE ABOUT
THAT.
637
00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:38,932
{\an7}THAT.
THEY DON’T CARE HOW MUCH OF YOUR
638
00:23:38,932 --> 00:23:40,097
{\an7}THEY DON’T CARE HOW MUCH OF YOUR
DNA CAME FROM SPAIN OR HOW
639
00:23:40,097 --> 00:23:41,361
{\an7}DNA CAME FROM SPAIN OR HOW
MUCH OF IT CAME FROM INDIGENOUS
640
00:23:41,361 --> 00:23:42,163
{\an7}MUCH OF IT CAME FROM INDIGENOUS
AMERICA, THEY CAME THAT YOU ARE
641
00:23:42,163 --> 00:23:43,668
{\an7}AMERICA, THEY CAME THAT YOU ARE
A LATINA AND THEY WANT TO
642
00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:45,701
{\an7}A LATINA AND THEY WANT TO
OTHERIZE US.
643
00:23:45,701 --> 00:23:48,229
{\an7}OTHERIZE US.
AS SOON AS WE REALIZE THAT AND
644
00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:49,130
{\an7}AS SOON AS WE REALIZE THAT AND
THE QUICKER WE REALIZE THAT,
645
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:50,031
{\an7}THE QUICKER WE REALIZE THAT,
WE HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER AND
646
00:23:50,031 --> 00:23:51,295
{\an7}WE HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER AND
FIGHT AGAINST DISCRIMINATION,
647
00:23:51,295 --> 00:23:54,602
{\an7}FIGHT AGAINST DISCRIMINATION,
BIGOTRY, TOGETHER, THE MORE
648
00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:57,899
{\an7}BIGOTRY, TOGETHER, THE MORE
POWERFUL WE WILL BE
649
00:23:57,899 --> 00:23:58,932
{\an7}POWERFUL WE WILL BE
AND NOT FALL PREY TO IT.
650
00:23:58,932 --> 00:23:59,569
{\an7}AND NOT FALL PREY TO IT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
651
00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:00,998
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: YES!
652
00:24:00,998 --> 00:24:01,635
{\an7}>> John: YES!
THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU.
653
00:24:01,635 --> 00:24:02,427
{\an7}THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU.
BECAUSE YOU BRING THE TRUTH!
654
00:24:02,427 --> 00:24:03,635
{\an7}BECAUSE YOU BRING THE TRUTH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
655
00:24:03,635 --> 00:24:04,196
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU BRING IT, YEAH!
656
00:24:04,196 --> 00:24:07,998
{\an7}YOU BRING IT, YEAH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
657
00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:08,734
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, ANA NAVARRO,
658
00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:09,130
{\an7}THANK YOU, ANA NAVARRO,
THANK YOU.
659
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:09,965
{\an7}THANK YOU.
AMAZING, AMAZING.
660
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:10,569
{\an7}AMAZING, AMAZING.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
661
00:24:10,569 --> 00:24:11,668
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT "THE VIEW"
662
00:24:11,668 --> 00:24:12,503
{\an7}BE SURE TO CHECK OUT "THE VIEW"
WEEKDAYS ON ABC.
663
00:24:12,503 --> 00:24:13,701
{\an7}WEEKDAYS ON ABC.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
664
00:24:13,701 --> 00:24:14,262
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OKAY.
665
00:24:14,262 --> 00:24:15,328
{\an7}OKAY.
WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK PEE
666
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,163
{\an7}WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK PEE
BREAK BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
667
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:16,899
{\an7}BREAK BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THIS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN
668
00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:18,196
{\an7}AFTER THIS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN
DRINKING TOO MUCH DAMN COFFEE.
669
00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:56,460
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
John: WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW
FOR TONIGHT BUT BEFORE WE GO:
670
00:24:56,460 --> 00:25:02,166
PLEASE CONSIDER SUPPORTING THIS
GRASSROOTS ORGANIZATION.
IF YOU CAN'T SUPPORT THEM IN
THEIR WORK, PLEASE DONATE AT THE
671
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:08,906
LINK BELOW.
NOW HERE IT IS, YOUR
"MOMENT OF ZEN."
FLORIDA STATE CONFERENCE OF
672
00:25:08,906 --> 00:25:12,943
NAACP BRANCHES WAVES IN
OPPOSITION.
ANITA IS THE OPPONENT.