♪ ♪
>> Announcer: FROM
NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN
AMERICA, IT’S THE SHOW THAT
INVENTED NEWS.
THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH
YOUR HOST, JOHN LEGUIZAMO!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: WHATSAPP!
WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW!"
I’M JOHN LEGUIZAMO,
AND AS A NEW YORKER AND A BIG
FAN OF THIS SHOW,
HOSTING THIS WEEK TO HELP KICK
TO BE HOSTING DURING HISPANIC
HERITAGE MONTH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THAT WAS NOT HISPANIC HERITAGE
MONTH HERE FOR THAT IS IN
SEPTEMBER.
THAT IS A TEST, YELL!
OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE A LOT TO
TEACH YOU THIS WEEK.
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
ALL TONIGHT SO LET’S GET INTO
THE HEADLINES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
OKAY.
LET’S KICK THINGS OFF WITH
DONALD TRUMP.
[BOOS]
THAT’S RIGHT.
THE MAN SO BAD AT SEX, HE PAYS
PEOPLE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YEP.
WE’RE STILL ALL WAITING FOR
THE COPS TO ARREST HIM FOR LYING
ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH A
PORN STAR, BUT UNTIL THEN, HE’S
CONTINUING HIS PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN, AND STAYING FOCUSED ON
THE IMPORTANT ISSUES:
LIKE LYING ABOUT HIS AFFAIR WITH
A PORN STAR.
>> FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP USED
HIS FIRST OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN
RALLY IN WACO, TEXAS, TO
DENOUNCE THE LEGAL THREATS
AGAINST HIM.
>> PEOPLE SEE IT’S BULLSHIT.
AND THEY GO AND THEY SAY, IT’S
UNFAIR.
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF
NEW YORK, UNDER THE AUSPICES AND
DIRECTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF
INJUSTICE IN WASHINGTON, D.C.,
WAS INVESTIGATING ME FOR
SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A CRIME,
NOT A MISDEMEANOR, NOT AN
AFFAIR.
I NEVER LIKED HORSE FACE.
I NEVER LIKED --
I NEVER, IT’S JUST NOT, IT’S
TERRIBLE THING.
THAT WOULDN’T BE THE ONE!
THERE IS NO ONE.
WE HAVE A GREAT FIRST LADY.
[AUDIENCE REACTS]
>> John: WOW, WOW, NICE SAVE,
BRO.
YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE HIS BRAIN
TRY TO TURN THE CAR AROUND
AS HIS MOUTH WAS DRIVING.
"I DIDN’T HAVE AN AFFAIR.
AND I’VE NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR.
I’VE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD SEX, DID
YOU KNOW THAT?
I’M A VIRGIN, THE BEST AND
BIGGEST VIRGIN EVER."
BY THE WAY, I DO THE WORST TRUMP
IMPERSONATION IN THE WORLD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I SUCK AT DOING TRUMP.
BUT YEAH, LAST NIGHT TRUMP
KICKED OFF HIS 2024 CAMPAIGN IN
WACO, TEXAS.
I LOVE THAT TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR
OFFICE AND FROM THE LAW AT THE
SAME TIME.
HOW GREAT IS THAT?
HE’S GONNA BE THE FIRST
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
WHO IS GOING TO BE GIVING
SPEECHES FROM HIS GETAWAY CAR.
"OH, YEAH."
MY FELLOW AMERICANS,
WE’VE GOT TO LOWER INFLATION,
WE’VE GOT TO GET A HANDLE ON
CHINA, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
WE HAVE TO CRACK DOWN ON CRIME.
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE,
YOU PIGS!"
YEAH, I THINK MY TRUMP
IMPRESSION IS GETTING BETTER.
DON’T YOU?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU ARE JUST BEING NICE, I KNOW,
I LOVE YOU.
LET’S MOVE ON TO INTERNATIONAL
NEWS.
TWO WEEKS AGO, THE FRENCH
GOVERNMENT RAISE FOR RETIREMENT
AGE FROM 62 TO 64,
SETTING OFF A WAVE OF SOMETIMES
VIOLENT PROTESTS.
AND WHILE THE PROTESTS
DEFINITELY FOCUSED ATTENTION ON
THE ISSUE, AT THIS POINT,
THEY’VE BEEN GOING ON FOR SO
LONG THAT THEY’RE KIND OF
BECOMING PART OF THE...
[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
HOW YOU SAY, ZE AMBIENCE.
>> TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VIRAL
VIDEO FROM FRANCE.
DINERS IN THE CITY OF BORDEAUX
UNFAZED BY DEMONSTRATORS
PROTESTING AGAINST RECENT
CHANGES TO THE RETIREMENT AGE.
EVEN WITH A RAGING FIRE NEARBY,
THESE PEOPLE ARE STILL MANAGING
TO ENJOY THEIR WINE AND
CONVERSATION AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE.
>> John: [LAUGHS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO CHILL!
I WOULDN’T EVEN SIT NEXT TO THE
BATHROOM IN A RESTAURANT LIKE
THAT.
AND THEY ARE GETTING A TABLE
NEXT TO A RIOT.
BUT HEY, THE FRENCH AREN’T GOING
TO LET A LITTLE FIRE GET IN THE
WAY OF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH
ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE.
YEAH, YOU ARE FRENCH AND YOU ARE
OFFENDED?
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
BUT I GUESS I’M NOT SURPRISED.
IF YOU WANT TO SCARE THE FRENCH,
YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
REALLY TERRIBLE, LIKE PUT MINE
IN A BOX.
"WHAT IS THIS?
I SAID HORSE, NOT WHORES.
I’M NOT GETTING CANCELED BECAUSE
OF Y’ALL.
THE AND ACCESSIBLE ACCEPTABLE SE
FRENCH CAFE IS SITTING NEXT TO
AMERICAN TOURISTS.
"I DEMAND ANOTHER TABLE!
THEY ORDERED A CALIFORNIAN
BOUJOULAIS!
I’D RATHER SIT IN ZE FIRE!"
[NORMAL VOICE]
I HOPE THAT COUPLE’S NOT ON
THEIR FIRST DATE, BECAUSE THAT’S
GONNA BE HARD TO TOP.
IMAGINE, IN FIVE YEARS,
SHE’S GONNA BE LIKE,
[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
"YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO VIOLENT
PROTESTS ANYMORE.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
LET’S MOVE ON TO ANOTHER STORY.
WHEN I FIRST STARTED TALKING
WITH PEOPLE ABOUT GUEST HOSTING
"THE DAILY SHOW," I SAID, WHAT I
REALLY WANT TO DO IS SPOTLIGHT
SOME GREAT LATINOS IN AMERICAN
SOCIETY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
YEAH.
BECAUSE I THINK IT’S SO
IMPORTANT TO USE MY POSITION TO
UPLIFT LA RAZA, YOU KNOW?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SO LET’S SPIN THE WHEEL AND SEE
WHO OUR FIRST SUBJECT IS GONNA
BE!
[AUDIENCE REACTS]
[BOOS]
NO, NO, IT’S ALL RIGHT.
GEORGE SANTOS, GOD HELP ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT, TO BE FAIR, WE
CAN’T REALLY TAKE BLAME FOR THIS
GUY BECAUSE WE DON’T EVEN KNOW
IF HE IS REALLY LATINO OR NOT.
OKAY?
SO WHAT DID HE DO NOW?
>> CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS
STRUCK A DEAL WITH PROSECUTORS
IN BRAZIL TO SETTLE A CHARGE
THAT HE DEFRAUDED A SHOP CLERK
OUT OF $1300 WORTH OF CLOTHING
AND SHOES.
UNDER THE DEAL, SANTOS WILL
FORMALLY CONFESS TO THE 2008
CRIME AND PAY DAMAGES TO THE
VICTIM.
A LAWYER FOR SANTOS REQUESTED
THE DEAL IN LIEU OF A TRIAL,
ARGUING THAT SANTOS IS GAINFULLY
EMPLOYED AND RESOCIALIZED.
THOSE ARE HIS WORDS.
IN 2010, THE CONGRESSMAN TOLD
POLICE THAT HE WROTE BAD CHECKS
FROM A CHECKBOOK THAT HE STOLE
FROM AN ELDERLY MAN WHO HIS
MOTHER WAS CARING FOR IN ORDER
TO PURCHASE THE ITEMS.
[AUDIENCE REACTS]
>> John: WOW, WOW, WHAT A
GIGANTIC ASS.
WHICH I KNOW BRAZILIANS ARE
USUALLY INTO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS!
OH, THAT OFFENDS YOU?
COME ON.
IN A WAY, YOU HAVE TO RESPECT
SANTOS.
A LOT OF REPUBLICANS JUST WANT
TO END SOCIAL SECURITY.
BUT SANTOS HAS THE BALLS TO TAKE
AN OLD MAN’S WALLET DIRECTLY
FROM HIS POCKET!
HE ACTUALLY STOLE FROM AN
ELDERLY MAN HIS MOTHER WAS
CARING FOR.
AND THAT IS ON TOP OF STEALING
FROM A HOMELESS VETERANS DYING
DOG!
IS THERE NO BOTTOM?
IS THERE NOTHING FOR THIS GUY?
GEORGE SANTOS SEES A MAKE A WISH
KID AND HE SAYS "THAT’S A
JACKPOT."
AND FINALLY, LET’S CHECK IN ON
FLORIDA.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ARE AT IT
AGAIN.
OH, YEAH.
LAST WEEK,
A PRINCIPAL WAS FORCED TO RESIGN
LAST WEEK OVER AFTER PARENTS
COMPLAINED THAT A SIXTH GRADE
TEACHER SHOWED A PORNOGRAPHIC
PHOTO OF MICHELANGELO’S DAVID.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU ARE SAYING TO
YOURSELVES, HOW IS THIS
CONTROVERSIAL?
IT IS MICHELANGELO FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD.
BUT THIS IS FLORIDA, AND
FLORIDIAN PARENTS ARE LIKE...
[IN FLORIDA ACCENT]
"I DON’T CARE WHICH NINJA TURTLE
CARVED IT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
YOU GUYS ARE SHARP.
DO YOU KNOW HOW BACKWARD YOU
SEEM WHEN PEOPLE IN THE 1500s
WERE MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN YOU?
MEDIEVAL MEDICINE WAS DRILLING A
HOLE IN YOUR SKULL AND PUMPING
IT FULL OF MERCURY, AND
FLORIDA’S LIKE, "THESE GUYS ARE
JUST A LITTLE TOO SOPHISTICATED
FOR US, YOU KNOW?"
AND IF THE DAVID IS A PROBLEM,
THEY’RE REALLY GONNA
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
THE VENUS DE MILO.
OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.
NOT BECAUSE OF THE BREASTS, BUT
BECAUSE, IF YOU KNOW YOUR ART
HISTORY, SHE ORIGINALLY HAD TWO
DICKS FOR ARMS.
OBVIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE ARE ART
HISTORIANS.
IF THEY’RE GOING TO BAN ANY
BIBLICAL FIGURE, IT SHOULD
REALLY CLEARLY BE JESUS.
LOOK AT HIM IN THAT [BLEEP]-BOY
POSE HANGING ON THE CROSS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I’M SORRY, GUYS,
EXCUSE ME, ONE MINUTE, PLEASE.
OH, BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE
SINNED.
I CALLED JESUS A [BLEEP] BOY.
I KNOW I’M GOING TO ROT IN HELL,
BUT THE WRITERS MADE ME DO IT, I
SWEAR!
ALL RIGHT,
FOR MORE ON THIS STORY,
WE GO LIVE TO FLORENCE, ITALY,
WHERE RONNY CHIENG IS STANDING
IN FRONT OF THE STATUE OF DAVID.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> JOHN, JOHN.
YES.
I’M HERE IN FRONT OF DAVID, WHO
FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS, JUST
GOT OUT OF A COLD SHOWER.
I MEAN, I KNEW PEOPLE IN THE
PAST WERE SMALLER, BUT GODDAMN
DAMN.
EVEN IF YOU ADJUST HIS PENIS FOR
INFLATION, IT’S STILL
UNDERWHELMING.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT, HIS BALLS
ARE LONGER THAN HIS DICK.
I’VE NEVER SEEN A GUY THAT CAN
TITTY[BLEEP] HIMSELF WITH HIS
OWN NUTS.
>> John: RONNY, RONNY, RONNY,
COME ON, MAN.
WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT
EDUCATION, NOT BODY SHAME A
BIBLICAL FIGURE.
>> YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS ISN’T
SMALL?
COME ON, MAN.
>> John: I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW,
I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY BIG.
ALL RIGHT, MEDIUM AT LEAST.
>> YEAH, YEAH, JOHN, THIS IS
MEDIUM, YEAH.
I MEAN, I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS
WHY THEY INVENTED A TELESCOPE
DURING THE RENAISSANCE, SO THEY
COULD SEE THIS DUDE’S DICK.
>> John: RONNY, THIS IS ONE OF
THE MOST ICONIC WORKS OF ALL
TIME, IT IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN
OF NUDES.
EVERYONE THINKS IT IS GREAT!
>> OF COURSE BECAUSE EVERY GUY
WHO SEES IT IS THINKING, OH,
THANK GOD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I GUESS I AM NOT DOING TOO BAD.
I MEAN, THIS STATUE IS A HUGE
CONFIDENCE BOOSTER.
>> John: YOU GOT TO STOP
FOCUSING ON THE DICK!
COME ON.
DO YOU THINK IT’S MESSED UP THAT
YOU CAN’T EVEN SHOW A STATUE IN
FLORIDA SCHOOLS NOW?
>> NO, IT’S WHY FLORIDA ROCKS.
THEY REFUSE TO BE CULTURED IN
ANY WAY.
BOOKS?
BANNED.
RENAISSANCE ART?
BANNED.
RERUNS OF "QUEER EYE?"
BAND.
BASICALLY, IF YOU CAN’T SHOOT IT
OR DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK OVER
IT, FLORIDA THINKS IT’S GAY!
AND THEREFORE BANNED.
>> John: DON’T YOU THINK THIS
IS BAD FOR THE KIDS?
THEY’VE LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO
BE INSPIRED BY ART.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
FLORIDA KIDS HAVE THE GREATEST
OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW.
IF YOUR SCHOOL BOARD ARE SO
STUPID THAT THEY THINK THE
STATUE OF DAVID AS, YOU CAN
CONVINCE HIM THAT ANYTHING IS
INAPPROPRIATE.
FLORIDA KIDS, TELL YOUR PARENTS
THAT ALGEBRA IS TOO WOKE.
"MOM, THIS NUMBER IDENTIFIES
ALSO AS A LETTER?
SHOULD I IDENTIFY AS A LETTER?"
IT’S THE SAME WITH CHEMISTRY.
JUST FOUND OUT THAT THAT ATOMS
ARE MADE OUT OF OXYGEN BANDED
TOGETHER, SO EVERY TIME YOU
BREATHE IT IS GAY.
CHEMISTRY, SUITE 25.
>> John: HOLD ON, THAT’S GOING
TO BACKFIRE, RONNY.
THEY ARE GOING TO GRADUATE FROM
SCHOOL WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING.
>> THEY CAN ALWAYS GET A JOB AT
THE FLORIDA SCHOOL BOARD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,
I’LL SHOW YOU MY WORST AUDITION
TAPE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] John: WELCOME BACK TO "THE DAILY SHOW."
YO, I'M SO EXCITED TO HOST THIS WEEK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
AND AS I ALWAYS SAY, IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO BE A VOICE FOR LATINOS ON TV AND FILM. BUT, AS I ALSO ALWAYS SAY, I
WISH THE HONOR WASN'T SO RARE. HOLLYWOOD STILL STRUGGLING WITH REPRESENTATION ON SCREEN. ACCORDING TO A 2020 STUDY BY
THE USC ANNENBERG INCLUSION INITIATIVE, LATINO PERFORMERS APPEARING IN ONLY 5% OF SPEAKING ROLES IN 2019'S TOP 100 MOVIES,
DESPITE BEING 18% OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION. John: I MEAN, YEAH, IT'S CRAZY.
LATINOS ARE ALMOST 20% OF THE COUNTRY, BUT WE'RE BARELY REPRESENTED IN FILM AND TELEVISION.
ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERY MOVIE LAST YEAR TOOK PLACE IN THE MULTIVERSE. KAMAN!
YOU'RE TELLING THERE AIN'T ONE DIMENSION THAT'S IN THE HEIGHTS? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND THEN
WHEN THERE IS A GOOD LATINO ROLE IT'S GOING TO PEOPLE LIKE JAMES FRANCO. WELL, GUESS WHAT,
IF WHITE PEOPLE CAN TAKE OUR ROLES, I'MA TAKE THEIRS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHEN THEY DO THE TV SERIES BASED
ON GWENYTH PALTROW'S SKI ACCIDENT TRIAL, I'MA BE GWYNETH PALTROW! "HE HEARD ME, HE HURT ME SO
HARD, HE KNOCKED THE EGG RIGHT OUT OF MY VAGINA." TRY NOT TO VISUALIZE THAT, PLEASE.
THE TRUTH IS, I MYSELF HAVE FACED THIS TYPE OF DISCRIMINATION. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES
IN MY CAREER I'VE BEEN TOLD AT AUDITIONS THAT I SOUND TOO LATINO, OR NOT LATINO ENOUGH, THAT LATINOS DON'T WANT TO WATCH
OTHER LATINOS, ALL SORTS OF MADNESS. SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD PUT ALL THOSE CASTING DIRECTORS AND
EXECUTIVES INTO ONE ROOM AND BRING YOU GUYS IN WITH ME, JUST TO HEAR THE KIND OF SHIT I'VE BEEN TOLD.
LUCKILY, IT TURNS OUT, "THE DAILY SHOW" HAS THE TECHNOLOGY TO DO JUST THAT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ John: I PROMISE YOU. AND SCENE. [APPLAUSE]
THAT WAS QUITE SPECTACULAR, JOHN. THANK YOU SO MUCH. J John: APPRECIATED.
I'M IMPRESSED, YOU ARE VERY ARTICULATE, FULL SENTENCES. I ALMOST FORGOT YOU ARE NOT WIDE.
ME TOO. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU WERE WHITE? SUPERSTAR ALERT.
YOU WOULD BE LIKE ONE OF THE BIG WHITE GUYS LIKE TOM CRUISE, TOM HANKS, TOM HARDY. SPITBALL.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT CHANGING YOUR NAME TO TOM? I LIKE THAT. HEY, TOM TOM, LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING FEARFUL CAN YOU DO A LITTLE MORE LATIN? YES, YES, BUT ALSO, LESS LATIN.
YES, BUT MORE OR LESS LATIN? EXACTLY. JUST WHAT YOU DID IN THE GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW.
I'M NOT IN "THE GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW." YOU MIGHT BE THINKING OF GEORGE LOPEZ.
I DO IT LESS LATIN? JOHN, LATIN PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SEE LATIN PEOPLE. THEY WANT TO SEE WHITE PEOPLE.
WHY PEOPLE NAMED TOM. THERE IS HOT SALSA AND MILD SALSA, PEOPLE WANT TO CATCH UP. ANYONE WANT TO HIT?
HELL YEAH. THAT IS PRICEY. WHAT IS IN THERE? TOMATO.
THIS TIME, CAN YOU DO A VERSION THAT IS A LITTLE MORE, YOU KNOW, STREET? ARCHIVE PLAYING A DOCTOR?
A LATIN DOCTOR BUT WHO IS WAS NOT LATIN. BUT HOLD THIS PINATA JUST IN CASE.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? HEY, WAIT. THAT WAS LOCAL
THAT WAS LOCO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STAY TUNED BECAUSE WHEN I COME BACK, MY HOMEGIRL, THE OUTSPOKEN
ANA NAVARRO WILL BE JOINING ME
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW."
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
EMMY-NOMINATED COHOST OF
"THE VIEW."
SHE IS ALSO A CNN POLITICAL
COMMENTATOR AND ONE OF THE MOST
BADASS LATINOS WALKING THIS
PLANET!
PLEASE WELCOME ANA NAVARRO!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LOOK AT THAT!
A LATINA GUEST AND A LATINO
HOST.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
TO THE PEOPLE AT HOME, YOU ARE
NOT WATCHING UNIVISION, IT IS
OKAY, IT IS STILL
"THE DAILY SHOW."
>> PART OF ME WANTS YOU NOT TO
EMPHASIZE IT BECAUSE I’M AFRAID
IMMIGRATION MIGHT SHOW UP AT ANY
MOMENT.
AND THEN I REMEMBER,
DONALD TRUMP IS NO LONGER
PRESIDENT.
WE AIN’T GETTING DEPORTED.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: I LOVE THAT, GOING
RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, I LOVE
THAT ABOUT YOU.
>> LISTEN, IT’S ONLY TAKEN
TEN HOSTS FOR THEM TO HAVE A
LATINO HOST.
>> John: [LAUGHS]
WHO IS COUNTING?
>> I AM REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU
GRATEFUL TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DO
THAT, YOU ARE SO CONSISTENT.
YOU HAVE BEEN CONSISTENT YOUR
ENTIRE LIFE IN ELEVATING
VOICES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> IT HAS TAKEN TEN, LET’S NOT
[BLEEP] IT UP.
>> John: BETTER NOT [BLEEP]
THIS UP.
THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN.
LOOK AT THIS GREAT AUDIENCE WE
HAVE GOT HERE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YEAH.
[LAUGHS]
THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU TOSS IT TO
THEM.
[LAUGHTER]
ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW, REPUBLICANS ARE SO
GOOD AT COMING AFTER LATINOS.
THEY GO TO THE WHATSAPP, THEY GO
TO OUR SPANISH STATIONS, THEY
THROW IN THE TRIGGER WORDS LIKE
"SOCIALISM" AND
"AUTHORITARIANISM."
WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS FALLING
BEHIND?
WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS NOT COMING
AFTER US?
>> LISTEN, I THINK, FIRST OF
ALL, THEY TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.
I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT,
YOU KNOW, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO
VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP.
THAT’S THE ALTERNATIVE,
OF COURSE THEY WILL VOTE FOR THE
DEMOCRATS.
AND THAT’S NOT THE WAY TO DO
IT.
ALSO, YOU CAN’T SHOW UP SIX
WEEKS BEFORE AN ELECTION.
YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP -- AND THIS
IS THE SAME FOR
AFRICAN AMERICANS, FOR LATINOS,
FOR ANY GROUP.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
DON’T SHOW UP AT THE LAST MINUTE
AND EXPECT -- AND THEY HAVE TO
FIGHT HARD AGAINST THIS
SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM TYPE OF
LABEL.
I REMEMBER JOE BIDEN GETTING
ASKED THAT A TOWN HALL,
YOU KNOW, YOUR OPPONENT,
DONALD TRUMP SAYS THAT
YOU ARE A SOCIALIST.
ARE YOU A SOCIALIST?
AND HE LAUGHED.
>> John: YEAH, YEAH.
>> AND HE SAYS, DO I LOOK LIKE A
SOCIALIST?
I GET WHERE HE IS COMING FROM.
IF SOMEBODY SAID TO ME, "ANA,
ARE YOU A MARTIAN?"
I WOULD LAUGH TOO.
BUT WE NEED MORE THAN LAUGHTER.
WE NEED HIM TO SAY, LET ME TELL
YOU WHAT SOCIALISTS DO.
THEY ATTACK THE FREE PRESS.
THEY ATTACK POLITICAL OPPONENTS.
THEY ATTACK PRIVATE BUSINESSES.
GUESS WHO IS DOING THAT IN
AMERICA TODAY?
>> John: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING,
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
[LAUGHS]
ALSO, HOW WE GET DIVIDED
SOMETIMES, LATINO PEOPLE GET
DIVIDED.
IS IT US DOING IT?
IS IT THEM DOING IT TO US?
NICARAGUANS, CUBANS,
PUERTO RICANS,
COLOMBIANS, AREN’T WE STRONGER
TOGETHER AND BETTER TOGETHER?
>> DON’T WE KNOW HOW TO DO MATH?
LISTEN, BY THEMSELVES, CUBANS
ARE 3.5%.
MEXICAN-AMERICANS ARE 11%.
TOGETHER, WE ARE ALMOST 20%.
AND GUESS WHAT.
IF WE BUILD ALLIANCES WITH OTHER
GROUPS LIKE AFRICAN AMERICANS,
WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
>> John: YES, BLACK AND BROWN
TOGETHER, MAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BLACK AND BROWN TOGETHER, WE ARE
SO STRONG TOGETHER.
WHY AREN’T WE GETTING TOGETHER?
THE BLACK CAUCUS AND LATINO
CAUCUS IN D.C.
>> WE ALSO NEED TO GET A CAUCUS
BECAUSE WE NEED TO ACCESSORIZE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: OH, YEAH.
>> WHAT WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS
DIFFERENT COMMUNITIES IS WE
CAN’T FALL VICTIM, WE CAN’T FALL
PREY TO LET’S COMPETE FOR THE
SAME SMALL PIECE OF PIE.
NO, DAMN IT, GIVE ME A BIGGER
PIECE OF PIE SO WE ALL CAN EAT!
AND WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT
WE RISE UPWARDS TOGETHER!
>> John: ABSOLUTELY!
>> IT IS TOO EASY TO PIT US
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
>> John: PREACH, MAMA, PREACH!
>> AND WE HAVE TO -- WE HAVE A
PROBLEM --
>> John: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
>> THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE GET
FOCUSED ON, DID THEY CROSS THE
BORDER OR DID THE BORDER CROSS
US?
WERE THEY POLITICAL REFUGEES OR
WERE THEY ECONOMIC REFUGEES?
WERE THEY RICH BEFORE THE
REVOLUTION IN CUBA, VENEZUELA,
NICARAGUA OR DID THEY COME HERE
BECAUSE THEY WERE POOR?
WHO CARES!
THIS MUCH I KNOW, JOHN, THAT
PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU, THE PEOPLE
WHO HATE ME, DON’T CARE ABOUT
THAT.
THEY DON’T CARE HOW MUCH OF YOUR
DNA CAME FROM SPAIN OR HOW
MUCH OF IT CAME FROM INDIGENOUS
AMERICA, THEY CAME THAT YOU ARE
A LATINA AND THEY WANT TO
OTHERIZE US.
AS SOON AS WE REALIZE THAT AND
THE QUICKER WE REALIZE THAT,
WE HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER AND
FIGHT AGAINST DISCRIMINATION,
BIGOTRY, TOGETHER, THE MORE
POWERFUL WE WILL BE
AND NOT FALL PREY TO IT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> John: YES!
THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU.
BECAUSE YOU BRING THE TRUTH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU BRING IT, YEAH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, ANA NAVARRO,
THANK YOU.
AMAZING, AMAZING.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT "THE VIEW"
WEEKDAYS ON ABC.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OKAY.
WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK PEE
BREAK BUT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THIS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN
DRINKING TOO MUCH DAMN COFFEE.
♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] John: WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR TONIGHT BUT BEFORE WE GO:
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