1 00:00:01,586 --> 00:00:02,000 ♪ 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:02,896 >> Announcer: FROM 3 00:00:02,896 --> 00:00:04,689 NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN 4 00:00:04,689 --> 00:00:05,620 AMERICA, IT'S THE SHOW THAT 5 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:07,620 INVENTED NEWS. 6 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:09,172 THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH 7 00:00:09,172 --> 00:00:11,172 YOUR HOST, ROY WOOD JR.! 8 00:00:11,172 --> 00:00:18,068 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:22,724 ♪ 10 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:28,896 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 11 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,517 >> Roy: WELCOME TO 12 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:31,034 "THE DAILY SHOW"! 13 00:00:31,034 --> 00:00:35,620 MY NAME IS ROY WOOD JR. 14 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:36,448 THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT 15 00:00:36,448 --> 00:00:38,103 NOW! 16 00:00:38,103 --> 00:00:46,862 THIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR ME. 17 00:00:46,862 --> 00:00:48,689 I WANT TO THANK MY MAMA, I WANT 18 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:49,448 TO THANK FLORIDA A&M UNIVERSITY, 19 00:00:49,448 --> 00:00:50,448 MOST IMPORTANTLY, I NEED TO 20 00:00:50,448 --> 00:00:51,793 THANK MANHATTAN DISTRICT 21 00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:52,965 ATTORNEY ALVIN BRAGG FOR HAVING 22 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,241 THE INDICTMENT DURING OUR WEEK! 23 00:00:55,241 --> 00:00:56,137 BIG SHOW TONIGHT. 24 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:57,379 WE HAVE THE HOMIE 25 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:58,103 SENATOR CORY BOOKER IN HERE IN 26 00:00:58,103 --> 00:01:01,655 CASE THERE IS ANY 27 00:01:01,655 --> 00:01:02,379 POLITICAL NEWS THAT IS COMING 28 00:01:02,379 --> 00:01:03,241 UP. 29 00:01:03,241 --> 00:01:04,516 BUT FIRST, BEFORE CORY BOOKER, 30 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:05,275 LET'S GET INTO THE HEADLINES. 31 00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:05,758 HIT IT, D.J.! 32 00:01:05,758 --> 00:01:06,068 ♪ 33 00:01:06,068 --> 00:01:07,034 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 34 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,241 YEAH! 35 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,413 WE AIN'T GOT NO D.J. 36 00:01:11,413 --> 00:01:12,827 LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT. 37 00:01:12,827 --> 00:01:14,241 I KNOW EVERYBODY WANT TO TALK 38 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,551 ABOUT TRUMP, BUT FIRST, LET'S 39 00:01:16,551 --> 00:01:18,103 TALK ABOUT THE OPPOSITE OF 40 00:01:18,103 --> 00:01:18,448 TRUMP. 41 00:01:18,448 --> 00:01:19,551 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL! 42 00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:22,620 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 43 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,965 LAST NIGHT, THE LSU LADY TIGERS 44 00:01:24,965 --> 00:01:26,137 BEAT IOWA IN A TOURNAMENT THAT 45 00:01:26,137 --> 00:01:27,862 HAD RECORD-BREAKING VIEWERSHIP. 46 00:01:27,862 --> 00:01:28,689 BUT IT WASN'T JUST WHO WON THE 47 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:32,413 GAME THAT LEFT PEOPLE TALKING 48 00:01:32,413 --> 00:01:34,551 >> CONTROVERSY FOLLOWING LAST 49 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:36,689 NIGHT'S GAME AFTER LSU SOPHOMORE 50 00:01:36,689 --> 00:01:37,413 ANGEL REESE TAUNTED IOWA STAR 51 00:01:37,413 --> 00:01:38,448 CAITLIN CLARK. 52 00:01:38,448 --> 00:01:39,551 COMMENTATORS AND FANS ONLINE 53 00:01:39,551 --> 00:01:41,172 CALLING REESE DISRESPECTFUL AND 54 00:01:41,172 --> 00:01:42,758 UNCLASSY. 55 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:44,344 BUT REESE POINTED OUT THAT NO 56 00:01:44,344 --> 00:01:45,793 ONE CARED WHEN CLARK HAD MADE 57 00:01:45,793 --> 00:01:46,793 THE SAME GESTURE IN A PREVIOUS 58 00:01:46,793 --> 00:01:48,344 GAME. 59 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:49,000 >> Roy: OH! 60 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,206 OH! 61 00:01:51,206 --> 00:01:52,586 DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT BLACK 62 00:01:52,586 --> 00:01:53,448 WOMAN DID TO THE WHITE WOMAN WHO 63 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:55,103 DID THE SAME THING TO A PREVIOUS 64 00:01:55,103 --> 00:01:56,758 WOMAN IN A PREVIOUS GAME? 65 00:01:56,758 --> 00:01:57,620 MUST TWEET! 66 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:58,965 CAN'T RESIST! 67 00:01:58,965 --> 00:02:01,655 MUST TWEET! 68 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,413 AHHH! 69 00:02:04,413 --> 00:02:05,655 FIRST OFF, CAITLIN CLARK HERSELF 70 00:02:05,655 --> 00:02:07,137 WAS OKAY WITH THE SHIT. 71 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:09,000 SHE WAS FINE WITH IT BECAUSE 72 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,205 CAITLIN GETS THAT TRASH TALK IS 73 00:02:10,205 --> 00:02:12,103 PART OF THE GAME. 74 00:02:12,103 --> 00:02:12,793 AND I AGREE. 75 00:02:12,793 --> 00:02:13,931 PERSONALLY, I THINK TRASH TALK 76 00:02:13,931 --> 00:02:16,793 IS GOOD FOR SPORTS. 77 00:02:16,793 --> 00:02:18,310 SPORTS IS BETTER WHEN THERE IS 78 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:19,862 TRASH TALK. 79 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:20,862 EVEN BETTER WHEN THEY MIGHT 80 00:02:20,862 --> 00:02:21,379 START A RACE WAR. 81 00:02:21,379 --> 00:02:24,068 "YOU CAN'T SEE ME, YOU CAN'T SEE 82 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:24,896 ME." 83 00:02:24,896 --> 00:02:28,655 TO BE HONEST, MAN, THIS WASN'T 84 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:30,068 -- THIS WAS SOME GOOD 85 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:30,620 COMPETITION. 86 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:31,724 CAITLIN CLARK VERSUS ANGEL 87 00:02:31,724 --> 00:02:32,655 REESE, THIS MIGHT BE THE NEW 88 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:33,758 MAGIC JOHNSON VERSUS LARRY BIRD. 89 00:02:33,758 --> 00:02:36,067 THIS MIGHT BE THE START OF A 90 00:02:36,067 --> 00:02:36,758 FEUD THAT BLEEDS INTO THE 91 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:37,482 PROFESSION AND INTO THE WNBA. 92 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:41,724 YOU THINK CAITLIN CLARK AIN'T 93 00:02:41,724 --> 00:02:42,930 BACK IN IOWA RIGHT NOW TRAINING, 94 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,000 YOU THINK SHE AIN'T DUNKING OFF 95 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,724 THE SIDE OF A BARK? 96 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:47,517 HELL, LSU MIGHT HAVE MESSED UP 97 00:02:47,517 --> 00:02:48,275 AND CREATED A MONSTER. 98 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:49,067 THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR 99 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:49,827 LIFE IS A WHITE WOMAN WITH A 100 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:51,241 GRUDGE. 101 00:02:51,241 --> 00:02:53,620 YOU'VE SEEN THEM MOVIES! 102 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:57,965 THEM WHITE WOMEN GET MAD! 103 00:02:57,965 --> 00:02:58,724 [APPLAUSE] 104 00:02:58,724 --> 00:02:59,551 HEY. 105 00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:00,517 YOU GET A WHITE WOMAN MAD, THEY 106 00:03:00,517 --> 00:03:01,241 KEEP COMING, THEY KEEP COMING, 107 00:03:01,241 --> 00:03:06,172 DID Y'ALL SEE SEE "ALIEN?" 108 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:11,068 THE ALIEN PISSED OFF SIGOURNEY 109 00:03:11,068 --> 00:03:13,517 WEAVER ONE TIME AND SHE WHUPPED 110 00:03:13,517 --> 00:03:15,689 THE ALIEN'S ASS FOR FOUR 111 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:16,482 STRAIGHT MOVIES. 112 00:03:16,482 --> 00:03:18,034 THEN SHE WENT AND SET THEIR 113 00:03:18,034 --> 00:03:20,689 PREDATOR ON THE ASS. 114 00:03:20,689 --> 00:03:21,586 LET'S MOVE ON TO THE REAL 115 00:03:21,586 --> 00:03:23,103 CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 116 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,448 THE STATE OF NEW YORK VERSUS 117 00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:27,000 DONALD J. TRUMP. 118 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,655 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 119 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:33,689 OH, OH, TRUMP WAS INDICTED LAST 120 00:03:33,689 --> 00:03:35,724 WEEK FOR PAYING A PORN STAR HUSH 121 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:36,034 MONEY. 122 00:03:36,034 --> 00:03:37,827 YOU KNOW TRUMP GOT TO BE MAD. 123 00:03:37,827 --> 00:03:40,344 HE PAID ALL THE HUSH MONEY AND 124 00:03:40,344 --> 00:03:42,000 NOBODY HUSHED. 125 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,517 IT'S IN THE WORD. 126 00:03:42,517 --> 00:03:45,620 HUSH. 127 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:47,379 SHH, BUT NO AFFAIR HAS BEEN LESS 128 00:03:47,379 --> 00:03:49,103 HUSHED THAN THIS ONE. 129 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:50,034 EVERYBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS DAMN 130 00:03:50,034 --> 00:03:53,034 AFFAIR. 131 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:55,172 THERE IS UNCONTACTED TRIBES IN 132 00:03:55,172 --> 00:03:57,655 THE AMAZON WHO KNOW THAT TRUMP 133 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:58,482 BONE BONED STORMY DANIELS. 134 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:02,793 "I DO NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS BUT I 135 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:03,655 DO KNOW THAT STORMY DANIELS 136 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:05,172 SPANKED TRAMP WITH A MAGAZINE." 137 00:04:05,172 --> 00:04:07,000 NOW IF YOU NOTICE, I DID NOT DO 138 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,379 A NATIVE ACCENT, I'M NOT TRYING 139 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:11,068 TO GET CANCELED ON MY FIRST DAY. 140 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:16,793 I AM HOLDING IT, MY BAD BUT I 141 00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:17,793 DID NOT DO NO ACCENT. 142 00:04:17,793 --> 00:04:20,551 THE POINT IS, TRUMP HAS BEEN 143 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,067 INDICTED, AND TOMORROW, THE 144 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:23,862 CIRCUS IS COMING TO TOWN. 145 00:04:23,862 --> 00:04:24,827 >> NEW YORK CITY THIS MORNING 146 00:04:24,827 --> 00:04:27,137 PREPARING TO BECOME THE SETTING 147 00:04:27,137 --> 00:04:28,758 OF AN UNPRECEDENTED LEGAL AND 148 00:04:28,758 --> 00:04:30,103 POLITICAL DRAMA, AS DONALD TRUMP 149 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,689 RETURNS TO FACE THE CRIMINAL 150 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:33,689 CHARGES AGAINST HIM. 151 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,241 MR. TRUMP EXPECTED TO FACE SOME 152 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,896 30 SEPARATE CHARGES. 153 00:04:36,896 --> 00:04:38,620 THE FIRST EVER FILED AGAINST A 154 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,689 FORMER PRESIDENT. 155 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:42,655 IN THE INDICTMENT HANDED LAST 156 00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:44,620 THURSDAY, STILL SECRET AND UNDER 157 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:45,620 SEAL UNTIL HIS ARRAIGNMENT. 158 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,000 MR. TRUMP'S ARRAIGNMENT TUESDAY 159 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,310 WILL INCLUDE BEING PROCESSED AT 160 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:50,034 THE COURTHOUSE WITH FINGERPRINTS 161 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:51,827 AND A DNA SAMPLE EXPECTED TO BE 162 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:52,275 TAKEN AS WELL. 163 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:54,241 BUT HE LIKELY WON'T BE 164 00:04:54,241 --> 00:04:55,172 HANDCUFFED AND SECRET SERVICE 165 00:04:55,172 --> 00:04:57,551 AGENTS WILL PROTECT HIM AT EVERY 166 00:04:57,551 --> 00:05:00,413 TURN. 167 00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:02,310 >> Roy: THAT'S RIGHT. 168 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:04,965 TRUMP HAS GOT TO PROVIDE A DNA 169 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:05,758 SAMPLE. 170 00:05:05,758 --> 00:05:06,620 WHICH, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 171 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,724 THAT IS KIND OF HOW WE GOT IN 172 00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:11,689 THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 173 00:05:11,689 --> 00:05:12,896 THE UPSIDE WITH TRUMP'S DNA 174 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,379 COMING OUT THE NYPD CAN VERBALLY 175 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,517 SOLVE A BUNCH OF COLD CASES FROM 176 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:20,413 THE '80s. 177 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:21,413 [APPLAUSE] 178 00:05:21,413 --> 00:05:23,482 WHY ARE THEY ARRANGING HIM LIKE 179 00:05:23,482 --> 00:05:24,586 HE IS A NORMAL PERSON? 180 00:05:24,586 --> 00:05:27,000 HE ATE A NORMAL PERSON. 181 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:27,862 TRUMP ANTI-NORMAL PERSON. 182 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:30,551 NORMAL PERSON DON'T BRING THE 183 00:05:30,551 --> 00:05:32,206 SECRET SERVICE TO BE ARRESTED. 184 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:35,000 AND TO BE HONEST, I KIND OF FEEL 185 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,034 SORRY FOR THE SECRET SERVICE 186 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:36,413 AGENTS. 187 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,172 YOU GET ASSIGNED TO A FORMER 188 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:39,034 PRESIDENT, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO 189 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,241 BE GOING TO BASEBALL GAMES, WIND 190 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:41,896 SURFING. 191 00:05:41,896 --> 00:05:43,862 YOU GET ASSIGNED TO TRUMP, YOU 192 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:46,275 GOT TO GO TO RIKERS! 193 00:05:46,275 --> 00:05:47,862 YOU GOT TO TAKE A SHANK FOR THIS 194 00:05:47,862 --> 00:05:48,862 MAN! 195 00:05:48,862 --> 00:05:50,379 YOU GOT TO TASTE TEST THE TOILET 196 00:05:50,379 --> 00:05:52,413 WINE, MAKE SURE IT AIN'T POISON! 197 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:55,655 YOU GOT TO DIG THE ESCAPE 198 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,655 TUNNEL, THEN DUG THE DIRT AND 199 00:05:57,655 --> 00:05:58,310 THE SOFTBALL FIELD. 200 00:05:58,310 --> 00:05:59,517 "I WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAY 201 00:05:59,517 --> 00:06:04,172 DONALD TRUMP SHOWED UP WITH SIX 202 00:06:04,172 --> 00:06:04,793 SECRET SERVICE AGENTS. 203 00:06:04,793 --> 00:06:11,034 HE THOUGHT I WAS." 204 00:06:11,034 --> 00:06:12,310 MORGAN FREEMAN, TERRIBLE. 205 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:14,206 BUT IT WAS NOT ALL BAD FOR 206 00:06:14,206 --> 00:06:15,379 TRUMP. 207 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:18,482 IMPORTANT TO REPORT, HE IS 208 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:19,931 RAISED $5 MILLION SINCE THE NEWS 209 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:20,965 DROPPED ON THURSDAY. 210 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:24,103 $5 MILLION! 211 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:25,034 THIS MAN IS BAWLING, $5 MILLION. 212 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:27,000 YOU KNOW HOW MANY CIGARETTES AT 213 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,413 WILL GET YOU IN PRISON! 214 00:06:28,413 --> 00:06:30,517 HONESTLY, THIS MIGHT BE TEACHING 215 00:06:30,517 --> 00:06:32,758 THIS MAN THE WRONG LESSON. 216 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:34,068 TRUMP WILL START TELLING PEOPLE 217 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:36,517 TO SNITCH ON HIM FOR OTHER 218 00:06:36,517 --> 00:06:38,724 CRIMES CRIMES THAT HE DID. 219 00:06:38,724 --> 00:06:40,241 HE WILL BE THE FIRST MAN IN 220 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,448 HISTORY TO PAY ON HUSH MONEY. 221 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:43,344 GOING TO JAIL MIGHT BE THE NEW 222 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:45,827 WAY TO FUND RAISE IF YOU ARE A 223 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:46,241 POLITICIAN. 224 00:06:46,241 --> 00:06:48,068 HILLARY PROBABLY SITTING AROUND 225 00:06:48,068 --> 00:06:49,310 LIKE, HELL, $5 MILLION, SHIT, 226 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:52,586 MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE LOCKED ME 227 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:53,241 UP. 228 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:55,413 AND TRUMP SUPPORTERS AREN'T JUST 229 00:06:55,413 --> 00:06:56,620 SUPPORTING HIM WITH DONATIONS. 230 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,034 THEY SOUND LIKE THEY READY TO DO 231 00:06:58,034 --> 00:07:01,689 WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO AVENGE 232 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:02,000 HIM. 233 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,793 >> AFTER TRUMP'S INDICTMENT, 234 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,172 SOME ON SOCIAL MEDIA CALLS FOR 235 00:07:05,172 --> 00:07:07,241 WAR AND SAID IT IS TIME FOR A 236 00:07:07,241 --> 00:07:08,068 REAL INSURRECTION. 237 00:07:08,068 --> 00:07:10,275 >> THIS THING OPENS UP A WHOLE 238 00:07:10,275 --> 00:07:11,551 PANDORA'S BOX HERE, AND I DON'T 239 00:07:11,551 --> 00:07:13,517 REALLY THINK THE LEFT 240 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,551 UNDERSTANDS WHAT THEY'RE GETTING 241 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:15,034 THEMSELVES INTO. 242 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,724 >> IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE THEY ARE 243 00:07:16,724 --> 00:07:18,103 PUSHING THE POPULATION TO REACT. 244 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:19,517 WE THINK THEY ARE DEMORALIZED 245 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:22,034 AND PASSIVE, LET'S SEE IF THEY 246 00:07:22,034 --> 00:07:22,482 REALLY ARE. 247 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:24,172 I THINK IT IS TIME FOR AN AR-15 248 00:07:24,172 --> 00:07:25,344 AND I THINK MOST PEOPLE KNOW 249 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:25,689 THAT. 250 00:07:25,689 --> 00:07:28,275 BECAUSE THEY AGITATING FOR 251 00:07:28,275 --> 00:07:28,655 UNREST. 252 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:30,448 THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO 253 00:07:30,448 --> 00:07:30,965 INTERPRET THIS. 254 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:33,206 I AM READY FOR WHATEVER IS NEXT. 255 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:35,413 AND I HOPE EVERY OTHER MAN OUT 256 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,551 THERE WATCHING THIS SHOW, WELL, 257 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:37,655 I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR 258 00:07:37,655 --> 00:07:38,758 WHATEVER IS NEXT. 259 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,724 IF THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT, LET'S 260 00:07:40,724 --> 00:07:45,827 GET TO IT. 261 00:07:45,827 --> 00:07:47,482 >> Roy: LOOK, LOOK, I CAN'T 262 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:48,586 SPEAK FOR ALL OF THEM THAT WE 263 00:07:48,586 --> 00:07:50,620 JUST SAW, BUT LET ME TELL YOU 264 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:52,034 THIS MUCH. 265 00:07:52,034 --> 00:07:53,482 WHEN A BLACK MAN WEARING A 266 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:56,586 LEATHER JACKET, HE AIN'T [BLEEP] 267 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:56,965 AROUND. 268 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:58,137 DOUBT THEM OTHER FOLKS IF YOU 269 00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:00,448 WANT BUT DO NOT DOUBT THIS MAN. 270 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:03,310 LOOK AT BLADE'S GRANDDADDY. 271 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,862 PROBABLY GOT THE SWORD RIGHT 272 00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:05,586 THERE UNDER THE DAM DAMN SEAT. 273 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,448 BUT YOU GOT TO GIVE IT UP TO 274 00:08:07,448 --> 00:08:08,103 THESE TRUMP SUPPORTERS. 275 00:08:08,103 --> 00:08:10,068 YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM CREDIT. 276 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:11,655 THEY TALK ABOUT SHOWING UP TO 277 00:08:11,655 --> 00:08:13,517 THE COURTHOUSE, SHOWING UP TO 278 00:08:13,517 --> 00:08:16,068 THE COURTHOUSE, KNOWING THAT THE 279 00:08:16,068 --> 00:08:17,862 NYPD WILL BE THERE! 280 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:18,586 AND THE NYPD WILL BE READY, I 281 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:19,931 DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE 282 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:22,310 FOOTAGE OF THE NYPD, BUT THEY 283 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:23,413 WILL PASS. 284 00:08:23,413 --> 00:08:26,172 THEY MAKE THE PLAYOFFS EVERY 285 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,034 YEAR. 286 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:30,137 YOU KNOW, THE NYPD, THEY MIGHT 287 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:34,344 NOT BEAT THESE MAGA PROTESTERS 288 00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:34,861 TOO BAD. 289 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:36,724 THEY MIGHT RECOGNIZE THEM FROM 290 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,793 DOING JANUARY 6TH TOGETHER. 291 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:39,688 [APPLAUSE] 292 00:08:39,688 --> 00:08:40,620 DON'T CLAP FOR THE POLICE GOING 293 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,758 TO JANUARY 6TH. 294 00:08:42,758 --> 00:08:45,689 [LAUGHTER] 295 00:08:45,689 --> 00:08:46,689 BUT AS PASSIONATE AS REPUBLICANS 296 00:08:46,689 --> 00:08:48,724 ARE, YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM 297 00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:49,862 CREDIT. 298 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:50,620 THIS CASE IS BEING QUARTERBACKED 299 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:54,000 BY A BLACK DISTRICT ATTORNEY, 300 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,344 AND NOT ONCE HAVE THEY CALLED 301 00:08:56,344 --> 00:08:58,068 HIM THE N-WORD! 302 00:08:58,068 --> 00:08:58,724 THAT IS AMAZING! 303 00:08:58,724 --> 00:09:00,931 EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. 304 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:03,034 HEY THERE. 305 00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:06,137 I AM VERY PROUD OF Y'ALL. 306 00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:08,310 YOU ARE VERY ANGRY ABOUT THIS 307 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:10,275 BUT AT NO POINT HAVE YOU GONE 308 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:12,137 ALL THE WAY TO PUBLICLY USING 309 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,931 THE N-WORD. 310 00:09:13,931 --> 00:09:15,344 AND THAT IS GROWTH. 311 00:09:15,344 --> 00:09:17,620 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I 312 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:18,965 SEE YOU AND I SEE YOUR PROGRESS 313 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:20,758 AND THAT IS JUST A LITTLE PAT ON 314 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:24,344 THE BACK FROM YOUR OLD UNCLE 315 00:09:24,344 --> 00:09:24,965 ROY. 316 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:31,310 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 317 00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:33,517 NOW TO BE HER, HERE IS WHAT IS 318 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:35,034 WEIRD ABOUT THE REACTION FROM 319 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:36,103 TRUMP SUPPORTERS. 320 00:09:36,103 --> 00:09:37,137 THEY ARE GETTING READY FOR 321 00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:38,379 REVENGE FOR WHAT DEMOCRATS DID 322 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:41,344 TO DONALD TRUMP. 323 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:42,103 BUT THEY ARE ALSO CELEBRATING 324 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,655 WHAT DEMOCRATS DID TO 325 00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:45,206 DONALD TRUMP. 326 00:09:45,206 --> 00:09:46,448 BECAUSE THEY THINK IT WILL HELP 327 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:47,655 HIM WON THE ELECTION. 328 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,620 SO HELP ME BREAK ME DOWN A 329 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:53,448 LITTLE BIT MORE, TURN TO THE 330 00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:55,000 HOMEY RONNY CHIENG. 331 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:55,482 RONNY CHIENG! 332 00:09:55,482 --> 00:10:01,034 GOOD TO SEE YOU! 333 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:01,793 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 334 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:05,862 GOOD TO SEE SEE YOU, RONNY. 335 00:10:05,862 --> 00:10:06,655 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE 336 00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:09,620 THINK GETTING ARRESTED IS 337 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:12,137 ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP TRUMP? 338 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:12,517 >> YEAH! 339 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:13,655 BECAUSE THEY ARE RIGHT! 340 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,413 OF COURSE GETTING ARRESTED IS 341 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,068 GOING TO HELP TRUMP! 342 00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:16,896 YOU KNOW HOW BAD AS BAD AS HE'S 343 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,724 GOING TO LOOK WHEN HE WALKS INTO 344 00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:21,655 THE REPUBLICAN DEBATES WITH 345 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,413 A FACE TATTOO? 346 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,034 NOW HE HAS GREAT GRAD. 347 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:24,827 YOU ARE BLACK. 348 00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:27,793 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 349 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,000 >> Roy: RONNIE, JAIL IS NOT AN 350 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,689 INSTANT PATH TO GREATNESS. 351 00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:32,241 YOU KNOW JAIL IS NOT AN INSTANT 352 00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:33,103 PATH TO GREATNESS. 353 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:34,862 YOU ARE AN ASIAN. 354 00:10:34,862 --> 00:10:36,827 YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THIS. 355 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:38,896 >> YEAH, I AM ASIAN WHICH IS WHY 356 00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:42,206 I KNOW TRUMP IS GOING TO BE LIKE 357 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,758 THAT NELSON MANDELA OF THE 358 00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:46,034 PEOPLE WHO PUT NELSON MANDELA IN 359 00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:47,241 JAIL. 360 00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:48,241 EVERYONE THINKS THEY WANT 361 00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:49,000 UPSTANDING LEADERS. 362 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,172 BUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT, BAD 363 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,896 BOYS WHO DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP]! 364 00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:54,655 BILL CLINTON GOT A BLOW JOB IN 365 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:55,689 THE OVAL OFFICE AND THAT IS 366 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,862 STILL THE MOST POPULAR THING HE 367 00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:59,827 EVER DID. 368 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:00,275 [APPLAUSE] 369 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,448 >> Roy: THAT'S NOT TRUE. 370 00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:02,965 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 371 00:11:02,965 --> 00:11:04,034 >> OH, YEAH? 372 00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:05,482 NAME ONE OTHER THING HE DID. 373 00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:08,965 SPEED WHEN HE PLAYED SAXOPHONE 374 00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:09,448 ON ARSENIO HALL. 375 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,827 >> THAT IS ANOTHER FORM OF 376 00:11:11,827 --> 00:11:13,000 BLOWING, OKAY? 377 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:13,896 FACE IT! 378 00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:15,620 ROY, IT IS 2023. 379 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,517 BEING INDICTED NOW MEANS YOU ARE 380 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:18,482 A STRONGER CANDIDATE. 381 00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:20,689 IT IS LIKE BEING A RAPPER OR 382 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:21,172 MARTHA STEWART. 383 00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:24,103 OKAY, IN FACT, I AM CALLING IT. 384 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,034 TRUMP IS NOW THE OFFICIAL FRONT 385 00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:27,482 RUNNER FOR PRESIDENT! 386 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:28,931 >> Roy: DON'T SAY THAT, DON'T 387 00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:29,448 SAY THAT. 388 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:29,793 [BOOS] 389 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:32,827 >> I JUST SAID IT ON 390 00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:33,413 "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH 391 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:34,034 ROY WOOD JR. 392 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:36,068 >> Roy: DON'T SAY "WITH 393 00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:36,655 ROY WOOD JR." 394 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,206 ." 395 00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:39,448 >> "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH 396 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,103 ROY WOOD JR. IS OFFICIALLY 397 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:40,482 SAYS -- 398 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,793 >> Roy: NO, NO. 399 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,620 >> THAT DONALD TRUMP IS NOW THE 400 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,379 LEAD CANDIDATE IN THE 401 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:47,172 PRESIDENTIAL RACE. 402 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,517 >> Roy: SERIOUSLY. 403 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:49,724 THAT IS YOUR PRODUCTION? 404 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:50,137 TRUMP WINS? 405 00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:52,655 >> YEAH. 406 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:53,724 UNLESS JOE BIDEN CAN ALSO GET 407 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:54,931 INDICTED FOR SOMETHING EVEN 408 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,068 CRAZIER. 409 00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:58,206 I AM TALKING HUNTER BIDEN CRAZY. 410 00:11:58,206 --> 00:11:59,241 NONE OF THIS CLASSIFIED 411 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:00,655 DOCUMENTS BULLSHIT. 412 00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:02,482 NO ONE GIVES A [BLEEP] ABOUT 413 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:02,931 DOCUMENTS! 414 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,724 I AM SAYING AT THE NEXT CABINET 415 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,620 MEETING, BIDEN HAS TO BEAT PETER 416 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:12,000 JUDGED-—-DASH PETE BUTTIGIEG DEATH. 417 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,310 HE COULD STEAL A NUCLEAR BOMB 418 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:22,379 AND USE IT TO BEAT PETE BUDDHA 419 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:26,620 PETE BUTTIGIEG DEATH. 420 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,620 >> Roy: POSSESSION WITH INTENT 421 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:29,482 TO DISTRIBUTE, WRITING BAD 422 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,689 CHECKS WOULD BE -- WAIT A 423 00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:32,448 MINUTE, MAN. 424 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,896 DON'T MAKE ME SUGGEST CRIMES FOR 425 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:34,689 THE PRESIDENT, MAN! 426 00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,689 YOU ARE SAYING IN ORDER TO WIN, 427 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,206 BIDEN HAS TO FIGHT FIRE WITH 428 00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:38,724 FIRE? 429 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:39,448 >> EXACTLY! 430 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,862 THAT IS A GREAT PITCH. 431 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:41,896 HE SHOULD SHOULD SET THE 432 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:44,551 WHITE HOUSE ON FIRE. 433 00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:47,241 WITH PETE BUTTIGIEG INSIDE. 434 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,965 SO BIDEN HAS TO ONE UP TRUMP. 435 00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:51,586 IF TRUMP GOES TO PRISON, BIDEN 436 00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:52,793 HAS TO GO TO SOLITARY AND GET 437 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:54,379 THE DEATH PENALTY AND THEN, JUST 438 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:57,620 TO BE SAFE, GO TO HELL. 439 00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:58,758 SO BASICALLY, WHOEVER GOES TO 440 00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:01,931 HELL FIRST, WE WILL WIN THE 441 00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:04,482 ELECTION BECAUSE THAT IS 442 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:05,137 DEMOCRACY, BABY. 443 00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:05,758 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 444 00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:08,275 >> Roy: THEY HAVE TO GO TO 445 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:08,724 HELL? 446 00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:10,034 YOU MAKE HELL SOUND LIKE A SWING 447 00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:10,724 STATE. 448 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:11,965 >> EXACTLY. 449 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,965 HELL IS LIKE OHIO EXCEPT NOT AS 450 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,310 BAD. 451 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,689 >> Roy: THAT'S ENOUGH. 452 00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:17,655 RONNY CHIENG, EVERYBODY. 453 00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:19,551 GIVE IT UP FOR RONNY CHIENG. 454 00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:20,137 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 455 00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:20,551 ALL RIGHT. 456 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,448 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE WILL FIND 457 00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:24,137 OUT HOW TO TEACH BLACK HISTORY 458 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,172 TO WHITE PEOPLE. 459 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,482 SO DON'T GO AWAY. 460 00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:28,310 SO DON'T GO AWAY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 461 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:57,034 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 462 00:13:57,034 --> 00:13:57,827 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 463 00:13:57,827 --> 00:13:59,275 >> Roy: WELCOME BACK TO 464 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,586 "THE DAILY SHOW." 465 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,241 NOW DONALD TRUMP AIN'T THE ONLY 466 00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:04,965 BULLSHIT COMING OUT OF FLORIDA. 467 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:05,586 GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS IS 468 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,793 MAKING NEWS FOR HIS APPROACH TO 469 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:09,000 TEACHING BLACK HISTORY, OR 470 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,344 SHOULD I SAY, LESS OF IT. 471 00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:11,862 SO I MADE A QUICK TRIP DOWN TO 472 00:14:11,862 --> 00:14:14,172 FLORIDA TO FIND OUT MORE. 473 00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:14,793 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 474 00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,275 LAST APRIL, RON DeSANTIS 475 00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:18,000 SIGNED THE STOP WOKE ACT WHICH 476 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,655 PROHIBITS EDUCATION AND MAKES 477 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:20,758 PEOPLE FEEL ENGLISH ON THE 478 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:23,344 ACCOUNT OF RACE, COLOR, SEX, OR 479 00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:23,862 NATIONAL ORIGIN. 480 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,586 IN OTHER WORDS, IT IS BASICALLY 481 00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:26,965 ILLEGAL NOW IN FLORIDA TO MAKE 482 00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:28,448 WHITE PEOPLE FEEL BAD ABOUT 483 00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:28,827 SLAVERY. 484 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,448 KEITH FLAUGH IS AN EDUCATION FOR 485 00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:33,517 RON DeSANTIS AND A SUPPORTER 486 00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:34,931 OF THE STOP WOKE BACK. 487 00:14:34,931 --> 00:14:37,068 >> WE HAVE TEACHERS COMING OUT 488 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,758 OF HIS LIBERAL COLLEGES, THEY 489 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,413 BELIEVE OUR COUNTRY IS EVIL. 490 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,172 THEY ARE TEACHING YOUNG CHILDREN 491 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,137 THAT IT'S ABOUT THE COLOR OF 492 00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:45,172 YOUR SKIN, NOT YOUR CHARACTER. 493 00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:46,482 >> Roy: OKAY, BUT HOW DO WE 494 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,931 TALK ABOUT RACE IN THIS COUNTRY 495 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:50,310 IN A WAY THAT KEEPS PEOPLE FROM 496 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,448 BEING SO DAMN SENSITIVE? 497 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:53,068 >> I DON'T KNOW THAT I HAVE AN 498 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:53,793 ANSWER TO THAT. 499 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:54,758 >> Roy: BECAUSE THAT'S THE 500 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:55,068 ISSUE. 501 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:55,827 TRYING TO TALK ABOUT THE RACE 502 00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:58,000 PART OF IT, JUST A LITTLE BIT ON 503 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,344 PEOPLE GO, "THAT IS MAKING ME 504 00:14:59,344 --> 00:14:59,758 FEEL BAD!" 505 00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:01,000 TOUGH IN YOUR ASS UP. 506 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 >> YOU THINK YOU CHALLENGE THAT 507 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,206 BY TEACHING YOUNG KIDS IN 508 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,448 KINDERGARTEN THAT BECAUSE THEY 509 00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:06,965 ARE WHITE, THEY HAVE BENEFITED 510 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:07,586 FROM RIGHT TO PRIVACY? 511 00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:08,655 >> Roy: I WASN'T YELLING AT 512 00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:09,275 YOU BY THE WAY. 513 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,482 >> I GET IT. 514 00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:11,172 I GET IT. 515 00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,551 >> Roy: SO YOU BELIEVE THAT 516 00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:14,689 THERE IS INSTITUTIONAL RACISM IN 517 00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:15,137 THIS COUNTRY? 518 00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:18,931 >> I DON'T KNOW THAT I -- I 519 00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:21,137 DON'T KNOW THAT -- YOU JUST SAID 520 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,241 "I BELIEVE" AND I DON'T KNOW -- 521 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:24,448 I DON'T KNOW THAT MY OPINION 522 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:25,103 MATTERS IN THAT SITUATION. 523 00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:27,103 I THINK YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE 524 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:28,586 FACTS. 525 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:33,103 AND -- AND I DON'T KNOW THAT I 526 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,586 AM PREPARED TO STATE AN OPINION 527 00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,172 ON THAT. 528 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:37,724 >> Roy: SO MAYBE THE REAL 529 00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:39,137 QUESTION SHOULD BE, WHOSE 530 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:39,896 FEELINGS ARE WE REALLY WORRIED 531 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,068 ABOUT HURTING? 532 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:46,689 WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF THE RACISM, 533 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,172 RACISM SYSTEMIC INEQUALITY, THEN 534 00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:49,482 WE HAVE ANOTHER CLASS THAT IS 535 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,965 JUST CALLED "THE GOOD WHITE 536 00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:53,758 FOLKS." 537 00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:54,413 YOU PROBABLY HAVE SEEN A 538 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,482 QUESTION MARK IF YOU BLACK MAN 539 00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:57,034 GOT KICKED OUT AND THEN 540 00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:57,931 BRAD PITT HELP THEM GET 541 00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:58,241 FREE. 542 00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:00,413 YOU LEARN ABOUT BRAD PITT. 543 00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:03,310 YOU LEARN ABOUT SOME OF DOCTOR 544 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:06,517 KING'S WHITE FRIENDS. 545 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,379 WOULD THAT HELP -- 546 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:09,344 GIVEN WHAT YOU ARE SAYING -- 547 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,482 >> I DON'T THINK THAT HELPS AT 548 00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:11,482 ALL BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE DOING 549 00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:14,586 IS YOU ARE TEACHING -- 550 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:16,310 >> Roy: YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT 551 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,344 BRAD PITT. 552 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,000 I JUST EDUCATED YOU. 553 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,724 THE IDEA OF TEACHING A CLASS ON 554 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,068 GREAT WHITE PEOPLE IN HISTORY IS 555 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,586 JUST TOO GOOD TO RESIST. 556 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:24,896 HI. 557 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,068 I'M ROY WOOD JR. 558 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,758 AND WELCOME TO THE ONLY HISTORY 559 00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:28,758 CLASS DEDICATED TO THE MANY 560 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,517 GREAT CONTRIBUTIONS OF WHITE 561 00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:31,172 FOLKS. 562 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,275 AND THEREFORE, THE ONLY CLASS 563 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:33,344 SANCTIONED BY THE STATE OF 564 00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:35,172 FLORIDA BECAUSE IT MAKES WHITE 565 00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:35,724 PEOPLE FEEL GOOD. 566 00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:38,137 WELCOME TO... 567 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:40,896 THE "GREAT WHITES." 568 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:43,275 LET'S START WITH THE GREATEST 569 00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:44,413 WHITE OF ALL. 570 00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:45,896 GEORGE WASHINGTON. 571 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:48,103 BORN IN 1732, GEORGE WASHINGTON 572 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,758 LED THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION 573 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,068 AGAINST THE BRITISH EMPIRE, 574 00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:52,000 SECURED THE COUNTRY'S FREEDOM, 575 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,034 AND THEN SERVED AS A NATION'S 576 00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:55,586 FIRST PRESIDENT. 577 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:56,896 WASHINGTON THEN RETIRED TO HIS 578 00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:57,931 BEAUTIFUL PLANTATION IN VIRGINIA 579 00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,758 WITH HIS WIFE AND... 580 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:02,000 OVER 300 SLAVES AS PART PART OF 581 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,655 AN ECONOMIC SYSTEM BUILT ON THE 582 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,137 SUBJUGATION OF BLACK BLACK PEOPLE. 583 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:06,862 GEORGE WASHINGTON ALSO HELPS 584 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:08,275 CREATE THE TRADITION OF 585 00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:09,000 PRESIDENTIAL. 586 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,896 GOOD WORK, GEORGE WASHINGTON. 587 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,137 ONE OF THE OTHER GREAT BOYS IN 588 00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:12,068 HISTORY THAT WE OFTEN DON'T 589 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,689 TALKED ABOUT IS A BRILLIANT 590 00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:15,689 WHITE MAN NAMED THOMAS EDISON. 591 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:18,344 OUT OF HIS LAB IN NEW JERSEY 592 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,310 COME AT US CREDITED WITH OVER 593 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,655 1,000 PATENTS IN HIS LIFETIME. 594 00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,103 AMONG THOSE PATENTS HE IS 595 00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:25,792 CREDITED FOR IS THE MOTION 596 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:26,378 PICTURE. 597 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,931 THAT IS WHERE WE WOULD NOT HAVE 598 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,482 MOVIES, TV SHOWS, OR FOOTAGE OF 599 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,103 BLACK PEOPLE GETTING PAID UP BY 600 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:32,034 THE POLICE. 601 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,379 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? 602 00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:38,551 MINE IS "SHREK"." 603 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:40,206 ANOTHER ONE IS JACK RYAN. 604 00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,275 JACK WAS A SUCCESSFUL INVESTMENT 605 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,344 BANKER WHO RAN FOR SENATE IN 606 00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:45,103 ILLINOIS IN 2004. 607 00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,275 DURING HIS CAMPAIGN, IT CAME OUT 608 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,793 THAT RYAN HAD ASKED HIS WIFE TO 609 00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:51,551 PERFORM SEXUAL ACTS ON HIM IN 610 00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:51,931 PUBLIC. 611 00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:54,931 DISGRACED JACK WAS FORCED TO 612 00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:56,103 STEP DOWN FROM THE RACE, LEADING 613 00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:57,689 TO AN EASY VICTORY FOR HIS 614 00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:59,344 OPPONENT... 615 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,551 BARACK OBAMA, WHO WOULD GO ON TO 616 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:02,620 BECOME PRESIDENT. 617 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,344 AND NOW HIS WIFE IS DEAD AND 618 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,000 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HAVE 619 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,827 HEALTH CARE ALL BECAUSE OF THE 620 00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:12,551 GREAT JACK RYAN! 621 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,551 THANK YOU TO THIS UNCONSCIONABLE 622 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:14,965 HORNINESS. 623 00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,517 AND FINALLY, THE WORLD OF 624 00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:16,931 SPORTS. 625 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,137 WHICH IS LITTERED WITH GREAT 626 00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:18,931 WHITES, INCLUDING THE GREATEST 627 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,827 COACH WHO EVER LIVED. 628 00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:22,620 PHIL JACKSON. 629 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,827 WITH THE CHICAGO BULLS IN THE 630 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,517 '90s, JACKSON EMPLOYED A 631 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:27,586 GROUNDBREAKING OFFENSIVE SCHEME 632 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:30,172 CALLED PASS THE BALL TO THE BALL 633 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,379 HITTING BLACK DUDE. 634 00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:32,379 JACKSON WOULD LATER FIND 635 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,310 CHAMPIONSHIP SUCCESS WITH OTHER 636 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:37,413 BALL HITTING BLACK DUDES, LIKE 637 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:41,379 SHAQ AND KOBE. 638 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:42,275 THIS LOGISTICS CHAMPIONSHIPS. 639 00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:44,344 JORDAN LED THE LEAGUE IN SCORING 640 00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:45,413 TEN TIMES MANLY THANKS TO GREAT 641 00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:46,724 WHITES WHO PASSED HIM THE BALL. 642 00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:48,137 THEY COULD HAVE EASILY LED THE 643 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,000 LEAGUE IN SCORING THEMSELVES BUT 644 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,689 OUT OF SHEER SELFLESSNESS, THOSE 645 00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,172 GREAT WHITES LET MICHAEL DO IT 646 00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:54,551 INSTEAD. 647 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,827 NEAREST TO YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID 648 00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,344 THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 649 00:18:59,344 --> 00:18:59,827 TODAY. 650 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:00,965 JOIN ME NEXT WEEK WHEN WE TALK 651 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,586 ABOUT THE BRILLIANT WRIGHT 652 00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:04,206 BROTHERS AND HOW THEIR 653 00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:08,172 INNOVATIONS IN AIR TRAVEL LED TO 654 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:10,103 THE BLACK WALL STREET AND 655 00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:10,655 "TOP GUN" WILL BE. 656 00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:15,586 NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE "SHREK"." 657 00:19:15,586 --> 00:19:17,206 THEY ARE BOTH FIRE. 658 00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:17,827 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 659 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:19,724 >> Roy: STAY TUNED. 660 00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:20,724 BECAUSE WHEN WE COME BACK, 661 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,344 SENATOR CORY BOOKER WILL BE 662 00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:24,034 JOINING ME ON THE SHOW! 663 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:33,655 DON'T GO AWAY! 664 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:39,344 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 665 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,620 >> Roy: WELCOME BACK. 666 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:42,896 WELCOME BACK TO 667 00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:43,413 "THE DAILY SHOW." 668 00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:45,000 MY GUEST TONIGHT REPRESENTS THE 669 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,827 GREAT STATE OF NEW JERSEY IN THE 670 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:49,172 UNITED STATES SENATE. 671 00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:49,655 PLEASE WELCOME 672 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:50,206 SENATOR CORY BOOKER! 673 00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:50,827 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 674 00:19:50,827 --> 00:20:00,000 ♪ 675 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,172 YES! 676 00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:04,758 YES! 677 00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:05,275 NEW JERSEY! 678 00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:05,655 >> YES! 679 00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:07,103 >> Roy: NEW JERSEY IN THE 680 00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:07,517 BUILDING. 681 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,793 >> I THINK YOU LOOK SO GOOD 682 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:10,620 BEHIND THAT DESK. 683 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,000 >> Roy: WELL, THANK YOU, 684 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,517 BROTHER! 685 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:14,379 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 686 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,517 I APPRECIATE THAT. 687 00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:16,517 >> I AM NOT A NEW JERSEY BUT CAN 688 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:19,137 I JUST SAY, THE END OF THE 689 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:20,655 "THE DAILY SHOW" SPEED DATING, 690 00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:22,206 LET'S JUST SETTLE AND GO 691 00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:23,413 PERMANENT RIGHT NOW. 692 00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:23,965 >> Roy: THANK YOU. 693 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:24,551 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 694 00:20:24,551 --> 00:20:26,068 HANG ON NOW, WE GOT TO SEE WHAT 695 00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,448 ELSE "THE DAILY SHOW" BRINGS TO 696 00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:30,620 THE TABLE. 697 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,827 LET'S TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT 698 00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:34,275 THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM THAT 699 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:38,620 JUST LANDED IN NEW YORK CITY. 700 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,413 NOW IN WASHINGTON, WHAT IS YOUR 701 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,034 FEELING RIGHT NOW WITH 702 00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:42,344 EVERYTHING WITH THE TRUMP 703 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:42,965 INDICTMENT? 704 00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:45,068 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS 705 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,344 INDICTMENT IS GOING TO PARALYZE 706 00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:47,000 BIPARTISANSHIP ON ACTUALLY 707 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,724 GETTING LAWS PASSED IN THE NEXT 708 00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:50,034 YEAR? 709 00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:52,344 BECAUSE TRUMP HAS A WAY OF SET 710 00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:53,862 WOW SUCKING THE WIND OUT OF 711 00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:54,793 CONVERSATION. 712 00:20:54,793 --> 00:20:56,206 >> IN THE SENATE, I DON'T THINK 713 00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:57,758 IT WILL HAVE MUCH EFFECT AT ALL. 714 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,379 YOU'VE HEARD MITCH McCONNELL 715 00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:00,137 STAY EERILY SILENT. 716 00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,896 THIS IS A MOMENT IN AMERICAN 717 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:03,310 HISTORY THAT IS PRETTY 718 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,000 SIGNIFICANT. 719 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,034 I BELIEVE DEEPLY IN DEMOCRATIC 720 00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:06,172 PRINCIPLES, I BELIEVE IN THE 721 00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:08,275 IDEA OF THE RULE OF LAW BUT WE 722 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:09,896 HAVE HAD A NATION THAT HASN'T 723 00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:10,965 LIVED UP TO THOSE PRINCIPLES ALL 724 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,827 THE TIME, AS BRIAN STEPHENSON 725 00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:15,103 SAYS, HE SAYS, WE HAVE A 726 00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:15,896 CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM THAT 727 00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:17,172 TREATS YOU BETTER IF YOU ARE 728 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,103 RICH AND GUILTY THAN IF YOU ARE 729 00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:20,517 POOR AND INNOCENT. 730 00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:23,275 [APPLAUSE] 731 00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:25,724 FOR ME, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE 732 00:21:25,724 --> 00:21:26,482 TOUGH MOMENTS, DONALD TRUMP HAS 733 00:21:26,482 --> 00:21:28,137 FLAUNTED THE RULE OF LAW OR 734 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,275 SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF HIS 735 00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,724 CAREER, AND DID IT IN A BULLYING 736 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,517 WAY, WHETHER IT WAS "LOCK HER 737 00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:36,379 UP" OR EVEN THE EXONERATED FIVE, 738 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,551 THE CENTRAL PARK FIVE COME AFTER 739 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:40,482 THEY WERE EXONERATED, FAILING TO 740 00:21:40,482 --> 00:21:41,896 ACKNOWLEDGE THAT IT WAS A 741 00:21:41,896 --> 00:21:43,344 TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE. 742 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:47,206 [APPLAUSE] 743 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,000 I THINK THAT THE SENATE IS GOING 744 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,620 TO BE FINE, THERE WILL BE PEOPLE 745 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,827 TRYING TO FIND COMPROMISE, GET 746 00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:53,241 THINGS DONE, BUT I DO THINK THIS 747 00:21:53,241 --> 00:21:56,172 IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE 748 00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:57,827 THERE IS A 34 COUNT INDICTMENT 749 00:21:57,827 --> 00:21:58,655 THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE 750 00:21:58,655 --> 00:21:59,862 WHAT IS IN IT, I THINK THERE IS 751 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:02,827 A LOT OF RUSHING TO ASSUME 752 00:22:02,827 --> 00:22:04,724 PARTISAN POSITIONS IN THIS. 753 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,241 AS A GUY WHO BELIEVES IN 754 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,344 DEMOCRACY, BELIEVES IN THE RULE 755 00:22:08,344 --> 00:22:10,724 OF LAW, BELIEVES IN DUE PROCESS, 756 00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:11,586 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 757 00:22:11,586 --> 00:22:13,965 >> Roy: TO THE POINT OF 758 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:14,655 EVERYONE RUSHING TO CHOOSE A 759 00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:16,517 SIDE, IF THAT'S WHAT REPUBLICANS 760 00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:19,241 ARE SAYING PUBLICLY -- GOES 761 00:22:19,241 --> 00:22:20,620 >> Roy: THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN 762 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:23,344 THE 34 COUNT INDICTMENT. 763 00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:24,965 >> Roy: IS THERE A CAFETERIA 764 00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:25,448 IN THE SENATE? 765 00:22:25,448 --> 00:22:28,379 WHAT ARE THEY SAYING IN THE 766 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,241 CAFETERIA? 767 00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:33,206 HAVE YOU SEEN THAT? 768 00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:36,275 >> YOU FORGET THIS, BUT TRUMP 769 00:22:36,275 --> 00:22:38,655 HAS BEEN ON TRIAL TWICE IN THE 770 00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:39,896 SENATE AND HE HAS HAD 771 00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:41,724 REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS, BOTH 772 00:22:41,724 --> 00:22:43,620 PARTIES, PEOPLE IN BOTH PARTIES 773 00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:44,379 VOTED TO CONVICT HIM, DIDN'T 774 00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:46,310 HAVE ENOUGH TO MEET THE 775 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:47,655 THRESHOLD FOR CONVICTION. 776 00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:48,827 BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF FOLKS ON 777 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:49,517 BOTH SIDES OF THE AISLE THAT 778 00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:53,551 THINK THAT THIS IS A GUY WHO HAS 779 00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:55,965 CAUSED SO MUCH DAMAGE TO OUR 780 00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:58,103 POLITICAL SYSTEM, HAS REALLY 781 00:22:58,103 --> 00:22:59,689 SHAKEN THE FOUNDATIONS OF OUR 782 00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:00,551 DEMOCRACY, IDEAS ABOUT OUR 783 00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:02,310 DEMOCRACY THAT WE HAVE TAKEN 784 00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:04,034 GRANTED OVER THE YEARS, HE HAS 785 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,241 REALLY THREATENED. 786 00:23:05,241 --> 00:23:06,344 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT YOU 787 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:07,896 WOULD BE SITTING THERE AT YOUR 788 00:23:07,896 --> 00:23:08,827 WORKPLACE AND YOU WOULD BE 789 00:23:08,827 --> 00:23:13,931 OVERRUN BY PEOPLE STORMING THE 790 00:23:13,931 --> 00:23:16,689 CAPITOL, WAVING THE CONFEDERATE 791 00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:18,206 FLAG, HAVING T-SHIRTS 792 00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:20,068 CELEBRATING THE HOLOCAUST -- 793 00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:21,137 >> Roy: VIKING HAS. 794 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:23,000 >> NOT TO MENTION VIKING HATS 795 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:23,379 AND MORE. 796 00:23:23,379 --> 00:23:30,275 SO THIS IS A GUY WHO HAS TRULY 797 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,103 STRAINED THE VERY DEMOCRACY OF 798 00:23:31,103 --> 00:23:33,482 OUR NATION, AND WE HOPE TO HOLD 799 00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:35,206 HIM ACCOUNTABLE FOR THAT. 800 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,862 HE IS UNDER INVESTIGATION IN 801 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:37,482 MULTIPLE JURISDICTIONS. 802 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,586 THIS IS A LONG THING TO PLAY 803 00:23:38,586 --> 00:23:39,931 OUT. 804 00:23:39,931 --> 00:23:40,689 I'M JUST ONE OF THOSE FOLKS THAT 805 00:23:40,689 --> 00:23:44,965 CAME TO WASHINGTON TO FOCUS ON 806 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:45,827 CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM BECAUSE 807 00:23:45,827 --> 00:23:46,862 WE HAVE THIS NATION WHERE WE 808 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:51,448 STILL HAVE PEOPLE -- LOOK, ONE 809 00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:52,206 OUT OF EVERY THREE INCARCERATED 810 00:23:52,206 --> 00:23:56,103 WOMEN ON THE PLANET EARTH ABOUT 811 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:56,931 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 812 00:23:56,931 --> 00:23:58,344 WE INCARCERATE PEOPLE AT LEVELS 813 00:23:58,344 --> 00:24:01,379 HERE THAT ARE OUTRAGEOUS. 814 00:24:01,379 --> 00:24:03,586 SO TO ME, HE IS NOT MY CENTRAL 815 00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:03,931 FOCUS. 816 00:24:03,931 --> 00:24:05,137 I'M NOT GOING TO LET HIM TEAR ME 817 00:24:05,137 --> 00:24:07,241 AWAY FROM THE IMPORTANT WORK WE 818 00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:08,241 NEED TO DO IN WASHINGTON. 819 00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:08,862 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 820 00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:12,275 >> Roy: OKAY. 821 00:24:12,275 --> 00:24:13,965 SO WITH SOME OF THAT IMPORTANT 822 00:24:13,965 --> 00:24:15,724 WORK, LET'S TALK A LITTLE BIT 823 00:24:15,724 --> 00:24:16,344 ABOUT POLICE REFORM. 824 00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:19,413 YOUR FRIEND, OUR FRIEND, 825 00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:20,965 SENATOR TIM SCOTT -- ALL BLACK 826 00:24:20,965 --> 00:24:21,586 PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER. 827 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:22,000 [LAUGHTER] 828 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,172 I KNOW THEM BUT THEY DON'T KNOW 829 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:25,482 ME. 830 00:24:25,482 --> 00:24:25,896 [LAUGHTER] 831 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:26,655 HE HAD A POLICE REFORM DEAL THAT 832 00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:28,965 HE WAS TRYING TO GET PAST, AND 833 00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:30,586 IT HAD A LOT OF THE RIGHT THINGS 834 00:24:30,586 --> 00:24:34,000 IN IT ABOUT MORE BODY CAMERAS, 835 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 LESS CHOKE HOLDS, MORE 836 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,655 REGULATIONS. 837 00:24:35,655 --> 00:24:37,379 BUT THE DEMOCRATS FILIBUSTER THE 838 00:24:37,379 --> 00:24:37,724 BILL. 839 00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:39,586 IN A TIME WHEN YOU NEED SOME 840 00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:40,206 LEVEL OF MEETING IN THE 841 00:24:40,206 --> 00:24:41,827 MIDDLE -- AND IT FEELS LIKE THAT 842 00:24:41,827 --> 00:24:42,793 POLICE REFORM BILL THAT 843 00:24:42,793 --> 00:24:44,000 TIM SCOTT WAS TRYING TO PUT 844 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,103 TOGETHER WAS AN ATTEMPT AT 845 00:24:46,103 --> 00:24:47,482 MEETING IN THE MIDDLE -- CAN WE 846 00:24:47,482 --> 00:24:49,172 REALLY SHOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 847 00:24:49,172 --> 00:24:50,068 IN THIS ELECTION CYCLE THAT 848 00:24:50,068 --> 00:24:51,379 NOTHING IS BETTER THAN 849 00:24:51,379 --> 00:24:51,793 SOMETHING? 850 00:24:51,793 --> 00:24:53,827 >> YEAH, SO LOOK, MY EXPERIENCE 851 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,275 IN WASHINGTON HAS BEEN GETTING 852 00:24:55,275 --> 00:24:56,482 BIG BILLS DONE. 853 00:24:56,482 --> 00:24:58,310 SOME OF THEM WITH TIM SCOTT, 854 00:24:58,310 --> 00:24:59,068 WHETHER IT IS CRIMINAL JUSTICE 855 00:24:59,068 --> 00:25:00,689 REFORM, WE PASSED THE FIRST STEP 856 00:25:00,689 --> 00:25:01,620 ACT UNDER TRUMP. 857 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:04,000 WE DID ANOTHER BELL THAT HAS 858 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,172 CREATED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF 859 00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:06,413 INVESTMENT IN LOW INCOME AREAS, 860 00:25:06,413 --> 00:25:08,586 TIM AND I RODE TOGETHER, 861 00:25:08,586 --> 00:25:09,241 CALLED OPPORTUNITY ZONES. 862 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,689 HECK, EVEN THINGS THAT PEOPLE 863 00:25:10,689 --> 00:25:12,413 DON'T THINK ABOUT. 864 00:25:12,413 --> 00:25:16,551 BY A SICKLE CELL ANEMIA A 865 00:25:16,551 --> 00:25:18,344 DISEASE THAT DISPROPORTIONATELY 866 00:25:18,344 --> 00:25:21,000 AFFECTS AFRICAN AMERICANS, 867 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,724 UNDERFUNDED THAN OTHER DISORDERS 868 00:25:22,724 --> 00:25:23,931 THAT AFFECT LESS PEOPLE. 869 00:25:23,931 --> 00:25:25,068 WE HAVE NOT FOUND A COMMON 870 00:25:25,068 --> 00:25:27,413 GROUND NECESSARY TO GET A BILL 871 00:25:27,413 --> 00:25:27,862 INTRODUCED. 872 00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:28,862 WE ARE STILL WORKING ON IT. 873 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,931 WE ARE STILL HAVING DIALOGUE, 874 00:25:30,931 --> 00:25:32,103 LITERALLY, AS MOST RECENTLY AS 875 00:25:32,103 --> 00:25:33,655 LAST WEEK TO TRY TO FIND A WAY. 876 00:25:33,655 --> 00:25:35,551 BECAUSE WE BOTH AGREE. 877 00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:37,068 TIM HAS TOLD COMPELLING STORIES 878 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,586 ON THE SENATE FLOOR ABOUT WHAT 879 00:25:38,586 --> 00:25:39,344 IT'S LIKE GROWING UP AS A BLACK 880 00:25:39,344 --> 00:25:42,482 MAN IN AMERICA, HAVING THAT THIS 881 00:25:42,482 --> 00:25:45,655 ABORTIONDISPROPORTIONATE TREATMENT. 882 00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:46,448 WE ARE ON DIFFERENT SIDES OF THE 883 00:25:46,448 --> 00:25:47,413 AISLE BUT WE HAVE A FRIENDSHIP 884 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,379 AND I'M HOPEFUL WE CAN GET 885 00:25:49,379 --> 00:25:49,896 SOMETHING DONE. 886 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,689 >> Roy: LAST THING. 887 00:25:51,689 --> 00:25:54,137 YOU ARE A BIG ADVOCATE ABOUT 888 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:58,965 NUTRITION AND HEALTH, AND EATING 889 00:25:58,965 --> 00:25:59,275 RIGHT. 890 00:25:59,275 --> 00:26:02,137 I KNOW YOU WAS IN WHOLE FOODS, 891 00:26:02,137 --> 00:26:03,758 AND THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT FOR 892 00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:04,275 MY 40 MINUTES. 893 00:26:04,275 --> 00:26:06,689 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH DETAIL YOU 894 00:26:06,689 --> 00:26:07,758 LOOKING AT EACH ORANGE BEFORE 895 00:26:07,758 --> 00:26:10,379 YOU PUT IT IN THE CART. 896 00:26:10,379 --> 00:26:13,344 BUT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FOOD AND 897 00:26:13,344 --> 00:26:15,310 HEALTH AND THE WAY THAT WE HAVE 898 00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:16,034 FOOD DESERTS IN MINORITY 899 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,517 COMMUNITIES, TALK TO ME A LITTLE 900 00:26:17,517 --> 00:26:19,137 BIT ABOUT THE FARM BILL AND ALSO 901 00:26:19,137 --> 00:26:20,689 WHY THE McDONALD'S SHAKE 902 00:26:20,689 --> 00:26:21,827 MACHINE IS ALWAYS BROKEN. 903 00:26:21,827 --> 00:26:22,206 [LAUGHTER] 904 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,758 [APPLAUSE] 905 00:26:24,758 --> 00:26:25,551 WHICH EVER ONE YOU HAVE TIME 906 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,551 FOR. 907 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:29,724 >> ONE OF THE BIGGEST CRISES WE 908 00:26:29,724 --> 00:26:30,758 ALWAYS TALK ABOUT IS WHY IS 909 00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:31,931 THERE SUCH A DEMAND FOR 910 00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:32,620 HEALTH CARE IN THIS COUNTRY. 911 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:34,482 WE HAVE A NATION AT ONE END OF 912 00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:35,689 EVERYTHING GOVERNMENT DOLLARS 913 00:26:35,689 --> 00:26:36,448 ABOUT IS BEING SPENT ON 914 00:26:36,448 --> 00:26:38,551 HEALTH CARE, AND THE MAJORITY OF 915 00:26:38,551 --> 00:26:41,655 THAT, 70, 80% IS FOR PREVENTABLE 916 00:26:41,655 --> 00:26:43,896 DISEASES, A MAJORITY OF THAT IS 917 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:44,655 DIET-RELATED DISEASES. 918 00:26:44,655 --> 00:26:46,068 THE FARM BILL, WHICH SHOULD HAVE 919 00:26:46,068 --> 00:26:47,931 SOME RELATION TO WHAT WE SHOULD 920 00:26:47,931 --> 00:26:51,206 BE EATING, ONLY ABOUT 7-10% OF 921 00:26:51,206 --> 00:26:52,448 OUR SUBSIDIES GO TO THE THINGS 922 00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:53,172 THAT NUTRITIONISTS TELL US TO 923 00:26:53,172 --> 00:26:54,413 EAT THE MOST OUT. 924 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,413 SO KIDS CAN WALK UP INTO A 925 00:26:56,413 --> 00:26:57,827 BODEGA OR TO A CORNER 926 00:26:57,827 --> 00:26:59,034 GROCERY STORE AND FIND A TWINKIE 927 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,068 PRODUCT CHEAPER THAN AN APPLE. 928 00:27:00,068 --> 00:27:02,517 NOT BECAUSE IT IS THE TRUE COST. 929 00:27:02,517 --> 00:27:03,551 BUT BECAUSE WE SUBSIDIZE 930 00:27:03,551 --> 00:27:05,034 EVERYTHING IN THE TWINKIE OR THE 931 00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:08,206 HAPPY MEAL AND NOT ENOUGH STUFF, 932 00:27:08,206 --> 00:27:09,344 FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. 933 00:27:09,344 --> 00:27:10,862 SO HE WALKED TO ANOTHER STORE, 934 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:12,379 YOU FIND A BUCKET OF SALAD AT 935 00:27:12,379 --> 00:27:14,206 COST 15 BUCKS BUT YOU CAN GO 936 00:27:14,206 --> 00:27:15,862 DOWN THE STREET AND GET A DOLLAR 937 00:27:15,862 --> 00:27:16,172 MEAL. 938 00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:17,310 WE HAVE TO STOP SUBSIDIZING SO 939 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:20,724 MUCH OF THE EMPTY NUTRITION, 940 00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:22,517 HYPER PROCESS, SUGAR-FILLED 941 00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:23,793 FOODS THAT GET SO MUCH OF OUR 942 00:27:23,793 --> 00:27:27,379 SUBSIDIES AND NOT ENOUGH. 943 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,068 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 944 00:27:29,068 --> 00:27:29,862 THIS FARM BILL CAN REFLECT WHAT 945 00:27:29,862 --> 00:27:30,724 AMERICANS SHOULD BE EATING BY 946 00:27:30,724 --> 00:27:32,586 EXPANDING ACCESS TO FRESH, 947 00:27:32,586 --> 00:27:33,310 HEALTHY FOODS THAT FAMILIES 948 00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:34,344 WANT. 949 00:27:34,344 --> 00:27:35,551 >> Roy: WELL, SENATOR, I WISH 950 00:27:35,551 --> 00:27:35,965 YOU LUCK. 951 00:27:35,965 --> 00:27:39,724 TRYING TO GET A BILL PASSED THIS 952 00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:41,413 YEAR WHILE THE ASSHOLE TAKES UP 953 00:27:41,413 --> 00:27:42,551 ALL THE MEDIA CYCLE. 954 00:27:42,551 --> 00:27:43,896 >> I AM GRATEFUL MORE THAN YOU 955 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:44,206 KNOW. 956 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:47,724 IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU. 957 00:27:47,724 --> 00:27:48,413 >> Roy: SENATOR CORY BOOKER, 958 00:27:48,413 --> 00:27:48,827 EVERYBODY. 959 00:27:48,827 --> 00:27:49,413 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 960 00:27:49,413 --> 00:27:50,241 WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK 961 00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:50,586 BREAK. 962 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,344 BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER 963 00:27:52,344 --> 00:27:53,586 THIS. 964 00:27:53,586 --> 00:27:54,172 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 965 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:58,310 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 966 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:19,000 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 967 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,758 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 968 00:28:19,758 --> 00:28:21,137 >> Roy: THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR 969 00:28:21,137 --> 00:28:21,517 TONIGHT. 970 00:28:21,517 --> 00:28:24,000 BUT BEFORE WE GO, PLEASE 971 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,655 CONSIDER DONATING TO THE 972 00:28:24,655 --> 00:28:25,482 NONPROFIT I SEE ME, AN 973 00:28:25,482 --> 00:28:26,206 ORGANIZATION DISMANTLING THE 974 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:26,965 SCHOOL TO PRISON PIPELINE BY 975 00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:27,758 INCREASING LITERACY RATES IN 976 00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:28,275 CHILDREN OF COLOR. 977 00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:29,862 IF YOU CAN, PLEASE DONATE AT THE 978 00:28:29,862 --> 00:28:30,275 LINK BELOW. 979 00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:31,275 HERE IT IS. 980 00:28:31,275 --> 00:28:32,517 YOUR "MOMENT OF ZEN." 981 00:28:32,517 --> 00:28:34,000 >> JURISDICTION TO GO AFTER THE 982 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,896 CAMPAIGN ELECTION CHARGE, SO IT 983 00:28:35,896 --> 00:28:37,482 IS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM 984 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:38,172 TO PROVE THAT FELONY. 985 00:28:38,172 --> 00:28:39,827 >> SO THIS IS SUCH A TOUGH CASE 986 00:28:39,827 --> 00:28:41,758 FOR HIM TO MAKE, WHY IS HE 987 00:28:41,758 --> 00:28:42,172 BRINGING IT? 988 00:28:42,172 --> 00:28:43,724 >> I THINK THERE IS NO QUESTION 989 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:45,896 ABOUT IT, THAT HE WANTS TO 990 00:28:45,896 --> 00:28:46,482 HUMILIATE PRESIDENT FRAUD --