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Announcer: FROM
NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN
AMERICA, IT'S THE SHOW THAT
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INVENTED NEWS.
THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH
YOUR HOST, JORDAN KLEPPER!
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Jordan: WELCOME TO
"THE DAILY SHOW!"
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I'M JORDAN KLEPPER.
I'M BACK FOR MY SECOND NIGHT
HOSTING "THE DAILY SHOW," AND
LET'S DIVE RIGHT IN, BECAUSE I
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HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED MY TAXES.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.
I'M FINGERING THE PULSE AT THE
WORLD'S LARGEST GUN SHOW.
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AND WE'VE GOT LIVE MUSIC:
CHARLEY CROCKETT IS HERE
TONIGHT.
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LET'S GET INTO HEADLINES!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LET'S START WITH SOME
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BREAKING NEWS.
APPARENTLY, WIDESPREAD LYING AND
DECEIT MAY HAVE SOME
CONSEQUENCES.
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WE ARE BACK WITH OUR
BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE.
JUST AS OPENING STATEMENTS WERE
ABOUT TO BEGIN IN ABOUT TO BE
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HAD IN A STORK TRIAL, DOMINION
VOTING SYSTEMS SUING FOX FOR
DEFAMATION, LAWYERS ON BOTH
SIDES REACHED A SETTLEMENT, AND
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ABSOLUTELY ENORMOUS SETTLEMENT.
THE LAWYER FOR DOMINION
ANNOUNCED THAT FOX WOULD BE
PAYING DOMINION
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$787,000,000.500000.
Jordan: WOW!
[AUDIENCE REACTS]
Jordan: $787 MILLION, THAT
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IS A TON OF MONEY.
ALREADY STRAPPED FOR CASH.
TUCKER CARLSON CAN ONLY AFFORD
ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION.
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LOOK, I AM GLAD THAT THERE IS
SOME ACCOUNTABILITY HERE.
BUT STILL, I AM PRETTY
DISAPPOINTED WE ARE NOT GOING TO
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GET A TRIAL, BECAUSE ALL THE FOX
ANCHORS WOULD HAVE BEEN FORCED
TO TESTIFY.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE THE
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SEINFELD FINALE, BUT INSTEAD OF
SOUP NAZIS, IT IS JUST...
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
NAZIS.
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SINCE FOX WILL HAVE TO PAY
NEARLY A BILLION DOLLARS, THEY
WILL NEED TO IMPLEMENT
COST-CUTTING MEASURES.
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SADLY, THEY HAVE TO FIRE
BRIAN KILMEADE'S READING TUTOR.
JEANINE PIRRO HAS TO SWITCH TO
THE CHEAP BOX OF WINE.
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DEVELOPMENT ON A THIRD DOOCY HAS
BEEN HALTED.
THEY ARE HAVE TO SWITCH FROM
JESSE WATTERS OR TAP WATER IS.
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AND OF COURSE, THEY HAVE TO PUT
DOWN SEAN HANNITY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LET'S MOVE ON.
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YOU GUYS A SMELL?
SMELL THAT SMELL?
THAT COMBINATION OF JIM'S WIDE
AND OLD SPICE AND UNEARNED
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CONFIDENCE?
FEELS LIKE THERE IS A LOT OF
ALPHA MALE ENERGY GOING ON IN
POLITICS RIGHT NOW.
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EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK IN THE NEWS,
THERE IS AN ALPHA MALE WHIPPING
HIS PECKER OUT, MARKING HIS
TERRITORY, PUNCHING WALLS AND
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STARTED CRYING.
REAL TOUGH GUYS.
GUYS LIKE RON "THESE BOOTS ARE
MADE FOR WALKING" DeSANTIS.
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WHO IS DOWN IN FLORIDA WAGING
WAR ON A CARTOON MOUSE.
THIS MORNING, THE ONGOING
FEUD BETWEEN FLORIDA GOVERNOR
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RON DeSANTIS AND DISNEY IS
INTENSIFYING.
DeSANTIS NOW FLOATING THE IDEA
OF THE STATE DEVELOPING LAND
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NEXT TO DISNEY WORLD.
COME TO THINK OF IT NOW,
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, WELL, THERE'S
WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THIS
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LAND?
MAYBE TRY TO DO MORE AMUSEMENT
PARKS.
SOMEONE EVEN SAID, LIKE, MAYBE
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YOU NEED ANOTHER STATE PRISON.
WHO KNOWS?
I MEAN, I JUST THINK THAT THE
POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
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Jordan: OKAY!
A STATE PRISON NEXT TO
DISNEY WORLD.
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT POOR
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WALT DISNEY WAS THAT IF HE SAW
THIS?
I MEAN, FIRST, HE'D PROBABLY
HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT ALL
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THE JEWS AND BLACK PEOPLE
ALLOWED IN THE PARK, BUT AFTER
HE SORTED THAT OUT, HE WOULD BE
VERY UPSET.
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THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A PETTY
MOVED BY I WANT I WANT TO BE
DICTATOR BUT AS A PRISON NEXT TO
DISNEY WORLD AND INHERENTLY BAD
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IDEA?
I SAY NO.
AS LONG AS THEY WALK UP STRICTLY
THOSE DISNEY ADULTS, WE ARE
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GOING TO BE TOTALLY FINE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I KNOW YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE
ADULTHOOD FEEL LIKE CHILDHOOD,
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BUT GUESS WHAT!
THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU PAST 30!
BUT IT WASN'T THE ONLY
ALPHA MALE ON ME ALPHAPALOOZA
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MAIN STAGE.
THERE IS ALSO JIM JORDAN --
A LOT OF JORDYN FRANTZ.
LAST MONTH, JIM JORDAN'S BRO
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DONALD TRUMP WAS INDICTED BY
MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEY
ALVIN BRAGG, FOR NO REASON
BESIDES COMMITTING CRIMES!
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BUT JIM JORDAN WASN'T GONNA LET
THAT STAND.
THAT'S WHY, YESTERDAY, HE WENT
AFTER ALVIN BRAGG, IN
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ALVIN BRAGG'S OWN BACKYARD,
RIGHT HERE IN MANHATTAN.
THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE
HELD A RARE FIELD HEARING IN
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NEW YORK, BILLED AS AN
EXAMINATION OF CRIME IN
MANHATTAN.
OHIO CONGRESSMAN JIM JORDAN
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RALLIED AGAINST MANHATTAN
DISTRICT ATTORNEY ALVIN BRAGG.
THE POLICIES BEING
IMPLEMENTED BY THIS DISTRICT
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ATTORNEY ARE GOING TO RUIN THIS
GREAT CITY.
Jordan: I AM SURPRISED.
ONE, HE ADMITS NEW YORK IS A
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GREAT CITY.
NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HEAR THAT.
AND TWO, THAT THEY ACTUALLY HELD
A HEARING ON CRIME.
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PRETTY SURE IGNORING CRIMES WAS
JIM JORDAN'S WHOLE THING.
[APPLAUSE]
CONSIDERING THE MURDER RATES --
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[APPLAUSE]
CLAP FOR IGNORING SEXUAL ABUSE
ALLEGATIONS.
I APPRECIATE IT.
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CONSIDERING THE MURDER RATE IS
MUCH HIGHER IN COLUMBUS, OHIO,
WHICH IS, AND JIM JORDAN'S NECK
OF THE WOODS, MAYBE HE SHOULD
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HAVE BEEN HOLDING CRIME HEARINGS
THERE.
BUT EVEN PEOPLE FROM OHIO DON'T
WANT TO SPEND TIME IN OHIO.
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I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE I AM FROM
MICHIGAN, AND OHIO IS OUR
NEW JERSEY.
[APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER]
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THERE IS STILL ANOTHER GUY OUT
THERE WHO MIGHT BE THE MOST
ALPHA MALE EVER.
HE'S SUMMITED EVEREST,
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HE'S THE REAL-LIFE INSPIRATION
FOR JOHN WICK, AND THE CURRENT
FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE
WORLD.
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GEORGE SANTOS.
[APPLAUSE]
HE'S JUST STARTED HIS FIRST TERM
IN CONGRESS, AND ABSOLUTELY NO
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ONE WANTS HIM TO RUN AGAIN.
HIS CONSTITUENTS ARE EMBARRASSED
BY HIM, REPUBLICANS WANT HIM TO
GO AWAY, EVEN THE DALAI LAMA
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SAID HE WOULDN'T SUCK HIS TONGUE
WITH A TEN FOOT POLE.
WHICH MEANS THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING A REAL ALPHA MALE WOULD
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DO.
EMBATTLED REPUBLICAN NEW YORK
CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS GOING
BACK ON HIS WORD THAT HE
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WOULDN'T RUN FOR REELECTION.
INSTEAD, HE LAUNCHED HIS
CAMPAIGN FOR REELECTION ON HIS
100TH DAY IN OFFICE.
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY HERE IN
WASHINGTON, D.C, IT'S A GREAT
DAY TO BE AN AMERICAN.
IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE A
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REPUBLICAN AND IT'S A GREAT DAY
TO ANNOUNCE REELECTION.
SANTOS IS UNDER LOCAL, STATE,
FEDERAL, AND INTERNATIONAL
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INVESTIGATION.
Jordan: SAY WHAT YOU WANT
ABOUT SANTOS, BUT IT IS UBER
ALPHA TO RUN FOR REELECTION WHEN
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YOU ARE AS UNPOPULAR HE IS.
THEY HAVE HAD TO REFUND MORE
DONATIONS THAN THEY HAVE TAKE IT
IN, TRULY.
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WHICH MEANS, HE IS TECHNICALLY
RAISED NEGATIVE $3,000.
YOU GOT TO GIVE IT TO GEORGE
SANTOS.
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HE IS THE ONLY ELECTED OFFICIAL
WHO HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN MONEY
OUT OF POLITICS.
ALL RIGHT.
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SO WHO IS TODAY'S REIGNING
ALPHA MALE?
TO HELP ME DECIDE, HERE IS
DESI LYDIC!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
DESI, WHICH OF THESE MEN DO YOU
THINK IS THE TOP ALPHA?
NOT TO OUT-ALPHA YOU, JORDAN,
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BUT NONE OF THEM.
THESE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF
BETA BITCHES.
RON DeSANTIS?
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HE'S LOSING A FIGHT WITH THE
HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.
I HAVEN'T SEEN DISNEY TRAMPLE A
LEADER LIKE THIS SINCE MUFASA.
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AND JIM JORDAN FLEW ALL THE WAY
TO NEW YORK JUST TO TALK ABOUT
HOW SCARED HE IS OF NEW YORK.
RELAX, JIM.
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GO SEE THAT MICHAEL JACKSON
BROADWAY SHOW.
IT ALSO IGNORES ABUSE
ALLEGATIONS.
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YOU'D LOVE IT!
Jordan: HOLD ON.
DESI, HOLD ON.
THERE HAS TO BE AN ALPHA.
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OH, I'VE GOT AN ALPHA FOR
YOU.
TODAY'S TOP ALPHA MALE...
IS MY GIRL
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SENATOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN.
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
ROLL IT!
THE CALIFORNIA DEMOCRAT
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SENATOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN HASN'T
CAST A VOTE SINCE FEBRUARY
BECAUSE SHE'S STILL RECOVERING
FROM SHINGLES.
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HER ABSENCE IS HOLDING UP
PRESIDENT BIDEN'S JUDICIAL
NOMINEES.
SOME DEMOCRATS CALLED FOR HER
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RESIGNATION.
SHE'S 89 YEARS OLD.
SHE'S BEEN AWAY FROM
CAPITOL HILL FOR SEVEN WEEKS.
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THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM
CALIFORNIA ISSUED THIS
STATEMENT.
"I REMAIN COMMITTED TO THE JOB
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AND WILL CONTINUE TO WORK FROM
HOME IN SAN FRANCISCO."
YEAH!
CHECK OUT THE TRUCK NUTS ON DI!
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THAT, RIGHT THERE, IS AN ALPHA.
Jordan: OKAY, I DON'T GET
IT.
DIANNE FEINSTEIN CAN'T PERFORM
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HER DUTIES ON THE JUDICIARY
COMMITTEE, AND IS REFUSING TO
RESIGN.
WHAT IS ALPHA ABOUT THAT?
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THINKING THAT NO ONE ELSE
COULD DO YOUR JOB AS GOOD AS
YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE BARELY
DOING YOUR JOB?
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THAT IS PURE ALPHA MALE.
THAT'S SOME LOGAN ROY SHIT.
Jordan: NO SPOILERS, NO
SPOILERS.
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OKAY, I'M GIVING YOU ONE MORE
DAY, THEN I SPOIL IT.
Jordan: OKAY.
LET'S SAY THIS IS A POWER MOVE
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BY DIANE FEINSTEIN BUT
THERE'S MORE TO BEING AN
ALPHA MALE THAN NOT GIVING UP
YOUR JOB.
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NO, NO, JORDAN.
IT'S NOT A JOB.
IT'S A SEAT.
SHE'S IN CALIFORNIA RIGHT NOW,
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HOLDING DOWN A SEAT IN
WASHINGTON D.C.
THIS IS THE WIDEST CASE OF
MANSPREADING IN HUMAN HISTORY!
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Jordan: BUT THAT DOESN'T
MAKE HER ALPHA.
THAT MAKES HER A STANDARD MALE.
BUT SHE'S ALSO STOPPING 12
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JUDGES WERE TAKING THEIR SEATS
AND PREVENTING THEM FROM
PROTECTING WOMEN'S RIGHTS.
AND PREVENTING WOMEN FROM THEIR
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RIGHTS IS ALPHA MALE.
Jordan: I SEE IT.
I SEE IT.
[APPLAUSE]
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TOP DOG DIANNE IS RIPPING A
PAGE OUT OF THE OLD BOY
PLAYBOOK,
GRINDING IT UP, AND SNORTING IT
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RIGHT OFF A HOOKER'S ASS.
I SALUTE YOU, DIANNE!
Jordan: WE SALUTE YOU,
ALPHA DIANNE!
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DESI LYDIC, EVERYONE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,
WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOT NEW
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WAY YOUR KIDS CAN KILL YOU.
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW."
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{\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW."
WITH ALL THE GUNS IN AMERICA,
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{\an7}WITH ALL THE GUNS IN AMERICA,
YOU MIGHT THINK THAT EVERYONE
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{\an7}YOU MIGHT THINK THAT EVERYONE
WHO WANTS A GUN HAS A GUN.
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{\an7}WHO WANTS A GUN HAS A GUN.
SO WHAT DOES THE GUN INDUSTRY
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{\an7}SO WHAT DOES THE GUN INDUSTRY
DOING TO TRY TO KEEP SELLING
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{\an7}DOING TO TRY TO KEEP SELLING
MORE PRODUCT?
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{\an7}MORE PRODUCT?
I WENT TO THE WORLD’S LARGEST
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{\an7}I WENT TO THE WORLD’S LARGEST
GUN SHOW TO FIND OUT IN ANOTHER
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{\an7}GUN SHOW TO FIND OUT IN ANOTHER
EDITION OF "FINGERS THE PULSE."
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{\an7}EDITION OF "FINGERS THE PULSE."
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{\an7}♪ ♪
AMERICA: LAND OF THE FREE AND
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{\an7}AMERICA: LAND OF THE FREE AND
HOME TO AN ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNT
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{\an7}HOME TO AN ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNT
OF MASS SHOOTINGS.
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{\an7}OF MASS SHOOTINGS.
SO I WENT TO THE WORLD’S LARGEST
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{\an7}SO I WENT TO THE WORLD’S LARGEST
GUN SHOW IN TULSA, OKLAHOMA, TO
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{\an7}GUN SHOW IN TULSA, OKLAHOMA, TO
INVESTIGATE OUR UNIQUE OBSESSION
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{\an7}INVESTIGATE OUR UNIQUE OBSESSION
WITH GUNS.
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{\an7}WITH GUNS.
THE BOUNTY WAS PLENTIFUL.
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{\an7}THE BOUNTY WAS PLENTIFUL.
SMALL GUNS, BIG GUNS, KATANAS
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{\an7}SMALL GUNS, BIG GUNS, KATANAS
FOR SOME REASON, MORE NAZI’S
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{\an7}FOR SOME REASON, MORE NAZI’S
WAKE THEN HARLAN CROW’S GUEST
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{\an7}WAKE THEN HARLAN CROW’S GUEST
BATHROOM.
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{\an7}BATHROOM.
11 ACRES OF GUNS.
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{\an7}11 ACRES OF GUNS.
SEEMS WEIRD TO USE ACREAGE AS A
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{\an7}SEEMS WEIRD TO USE ACREAGE AS A
MEASUREMENT OF GUNS, BUT THIS IS
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{\an7}MEASUREMENT OF GUNS, BUT THIS IS
AMERICA.
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{\an7}AMERICA.
WHY ARE YOU HERE TODAY?
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{\an7}WHY ARE YOU HERE TODAY?
>> AMERICA.
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{\an7}>> AMERICA.
AMERICA.
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{\an7}AMERICA.
>> Jordan: YOU ARE HERE
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{\an7}>> Jordan: YOU ARE HERE
BECAUSE AMERICA...
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{\an7}BECAUSE AMERICA...
>> YES.
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{\an7}>> YES.
GUNS.
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{\an7}GUNS.
[LAUGHTER]
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{\an7}[LAUGHTER]
>> Jordan: I FEEL LIKE THAT AS
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{\an7}>> Jordan: I FEEL LIKE THAT AS
AN AMERICAN HAIKU.
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{\an7}AN AMERICAN HAIKU.
LITTLE E.E. CUMMINGS.
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{\an7}LITTLE E.E. CUMMINGS.
ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
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{\an7}ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
>> BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT GUNS
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{\an7}>> BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT GUNS
FREE.
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{\an7}FREE.
>> Jordan: THAT IS RELAXING TO
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THAT IS RELAXING TO
YOU?
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{\an7}YOU?
>> YES.
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{\an7}>> YES.
>> Jordan: SORT OF LIKE YOUR
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{\an7}>> Jordan: SORT OF LIKE YOUR
BONSAI TREE IS LOOKING AT AN
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{\an7}BONSAI TREE IS LOOKING AT AN
ARRAY OF GUNS.
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{\an7}ARRAY OF GUNS.
MAKES USE END.
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{\an7}MAKES USE END.
>> MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
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{\an7}>> MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
>> Jordan: THIS GUY MADE HAVE
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THIS GUY MADE HAVE
WELL HAVE BEEN AT A MEDITATION
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{\an7}WELL HAVE BEEN AT A MEDITATION
RETREAT BECAUSE THEY WERE
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{\an7}RETREAT BECAUSE THEY WERE
SELLING GUNS EVERYWHERE
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{\an7}SELLING GUNS EVERYWHERE
INCLUDING THE PARKING LOT.
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{\an7}INCLUDING THE PARKING LOT.
>> YOU WILL HOPEFULLY SELL THAT?
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{\an7}>> YOU WILL HOPEFULLY SELL THAT?
YOU NEED A LICENSE?
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{\an7}YOU NEED A LICENSE?
AND YOU KIND OF GO TO THE GUN
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{\an7}AND YOU KIND OF GO TO THE GUN
SHOW?
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{\an7}SHOW?
>> TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO
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{\an7}>> TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO
BUY THEM, FIND WHAT YOU LIKE.
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{\an7}BUY THEM, FIND WHAT YOU LIKE.
>> Jordan: IF SOMEONE IS LIKE,
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{\an7}>> Jordan: IF SOMEONE IS LIKE,
I AM INTERESTED, I WILL BUY IT,
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{\an7}I AM INTERESTED, I WILL BUY IT,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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{\an7}WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> YOU KIND OF LOOK THEM OVER.
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{\an7}>> YOU KIND OF LOOK THEM OVER.
>> Jordan: THAT IS WHAT A
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THAT IS WHAT A
BACKGROUND CHECK HERE IS IN
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{\an7}BACKGROUND CHECK HERE IS IN
TULSA?
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{\an7}TULSA?
>> THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE ARE
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{\an7}>> THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO COME TO MALICIOUSLY GET
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{\an7}GOING TO COME TO MALICIOUSLY GET
GUNS MOSTLY.
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{\an7}GUNS MOSTLY.
>> Jordan: WHY NOT?
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WHY NOT?
I GUESS IF I WAS LIKE, I NEED TO
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{\an7}I GUESS IF I WAS LIKE, I NEED TO
GET A GUN QUICK TO DO BAD
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{\an7}GET A GUN QUICK TO DO BAD
CHITCHAT, THIS IS ACTUALLY
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{\an7}CHITCHAT, THIS IS ACTUALLY
EXACTLY WHERE I WOULD GO.
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{\an7}EXACTLY WHERE I WOULD GO.
HOW MUCH IS THAT GOING FOR?
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{\an7}HOW MUCH IS THAT GOING FOR?
>> ABOUT 900.
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{\an7}>> ABOUT 900.
>> Jordan: WHAT IF I CAME UP
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WHAT IF I CAME UP
HERE AND WAS LIKE, HAD A LITTLE
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{\an7}HERE AND WAS LIKE, HAD A LITTLE
BIT OF A ROUGH DAY, MY WIFE JUST
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{\an7}BIT OF A ROUGH DAY, MY WIFE JUST
BROKE UP WITH ME, FEELING A
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{\an7}BROKE UP WITH ME, FEELING A
LITTLE ON EDGE.
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{\an7}LITTLE ON EDGE.
HOW MUCH FOR MY GUN?
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{\an7}HOW MUCH FOR MY GUN?
>> IF SOMEBODY LOOKS STUPID OR
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{\an7}>> IF SOMEBODY LOOKS STUPID OR
LOOKS LIKE HE IS CRAZY AS SHIT.
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{\an7}LOOKS LIKE HE IS CRAZY AS SHIT.
>> Jordan: WHAT IF I SAY THE
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WHAT IF I SAY THE
WORDS THAT SOMEBODY IS CRAZY AS
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{\an7}WORDS THAT SOMEBODY IS CRAZY AS
SHIT BUT I LOOKED COMPOSED LIKE
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{\an7}SHIT BUT I LOOKED COMPOSED LIKE
I DO RIGHT NOW?
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{\an7}I DO RIGHT NOW?
>> I WOULD PROBABLY SELL IT TO
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{\an7}>> I WOULD PROBABLY SELL IT TO
YOU.
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{\an7}YOU.
>> Jordan: THE SELECTION OF
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THE SELECTION OF
FIREARMS WAS DIVERSE, THESE
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{\an7}FIREARMS WAS DIVERSE, THESE
DAYS, THERE IS ONLY ONE REAL
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{\an7}DAYS, THERE IS ONLY ONE REAL
STAR OF THE GUN SHOW.
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{\an7}STAR OF THE GUN SHOW.
WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO SEE?
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{\an7}WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO SEE?
>> AR-15s, TACTICAL, JUST WANT
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{\an7}>> AR-15s, TACTICAL, JUST WANT
TO ADD TO IT, TECHNICAL, MAKE IT
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{\an7}TO ADD TO IT, TECHNICAL, MAKE IT
HAVE SOME LASERS.
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{\an7}HAVE SOME LASERS.
>> Jordan:>> Jordan: WHY IS THE
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{\an7}>> Jordan:>> Jordan: WHY IS THE
SUCH A GOOD GUN?
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{\an7}SUCH A GOOD GUN?
>> IT IS COOL.
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{\an7}>> IT IS COOL.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE USE THEM FOR
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{\an7}>> A LOT OF PEOPLE USE THEM FOR
DAY-TO-DAY.
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{\an7}DAY-TO-DAY.
>> Jordan: THERE’S A LOT OF
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THERE’S A LOT OF
DAY-TO-DAY AR-15 USAGE?
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{\an7}DAY-TO-DAY AR-15 USAGE?
>> I HAVE AR STYLE BUT I USE IT
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{\an7}>> I HAVE AR STYLE BUT I USE IT
FOR CALLED HUNTING.
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{\an7}FOR CALLED HUNTING.
>> Jordan: HOG HUNTING?
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{\an7}>> Jordan: HOG HUNTING?
>> Jordan: I GOT ONE FOR HOG
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{\an7}>> Jordan: I GOT ONE FOR HOG
HUNTING, SQUIRRELS, DEER, WILD H
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{\an7}HUNTING, SQUIRRELS, DEER, WILD H
>> Jordan: YOU’RE KILLING WILD
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{\an7}>> Jordan: YOU’RE KILLING WILD
HOGS?
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{\an7}HOGS?
YOU’VE BEEN THREATENED BY PIGS?
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{\an7}YOU’VE BEEN THREATENED BY PIGS?
>> MY DAD HAS.
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{\an7}>> MY DAD HAS.
>> Jordan: WHY DO YOU THINK
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WHY DO YOU THINK
THE AR-15 IS SEEN AS SCARY?
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{\an7}THE AR-15 IS SEEN AS SCARY?
>> BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A
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{\an7}>> BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A
MILITARY WEAPON.
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{\an7}MILITARY WEAPON.
>> Jordan: DO YOU THINK IT IS
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{\an7}>> Jordan: DO YOU THINK IT IS
SCARY BECAUSE IT KILLS A LOT OF
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{\an7}SCARY BECAUSE IT KILLS A LOT OF
CHILDREN?
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{\an7}CHILDREN?
>> THE WEAPON ITSELF DOESN’T
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{\an7}>> THE WEAPON ITSELF DOESN’T
KILL THE CHILDREN.
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{\an7}KILL THE CHILDREN.
IT IS A PERSON WIELDING THE
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{\an7}IT IS A PERSON WIELDING THE
WEAPON.
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{\an7}WEAPON.
>> Jordan: WHY DO THEY TEND TO
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WHY DO THEY TEND TO
USE THAT WEAPON IN PARTICULAR?
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{\an7}USE THAT WEAPON IN PARTICULAR?
>> BECAUSE IN MEDIA IT IS
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{\an7}>> BECAUSE IN MEDIA IT IS
PORTRAYED THAT WAY.
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{\an7}PORTRAYED THAT WAY.
>> Jordan: IN SCHOOLS, IT
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{\an7}>> Jordan: IN SCHOOLS, IT
HAPPENS THAT WAY.
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{\an7}HAPPENS THAT WAY.
AM I MISUNDERSTANDING THIS?
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{\an7}AM I MISUNDERSTANDING THIS?
IF AR-15s AREN’T THE REAL
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{\an7}IF AR-15s AREN’T THE REAL
THREAT IN AMERICA, WHAT IS?
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{\an7}THREAT IN AMERICA, WHAT IS?
>> LOOK UP BICYCLE ACCIDENTS.
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{\an7}>> LOOK UP BICYCLE ACCIDENTS.
LOOK UP TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENTS.
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{\an7}LOOK UP TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENTS.
>> ACID ATTACKS.
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{\an7}>> ACID ATTACKS.
>> Jordan: ACID ATTACKS?
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{\an7}>> Jordan: ACID ATTACKS?
ARE THERE MASS ACID ATTACKS?
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{\an7}ARE THERE MASS ACID ATTACKS?
>> NOT MASS BUT IT DOES HAPPEN.
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{\an7}>> NOT MASS BUT IT DOES HAPPEN.
>> STATISTICALLY, THERE ARE MORE
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{\an7}>> STATISTICALLY, THERE ARE MORE
MURDERS COMMITTED IN THIS
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{\an7}MURDERS COMMITTED IN THIS
COUNTRY EVERY YEAR WITH HAMMERS,
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{\an7}COUNTRY EVERY YEAR WITH HAMMERS,
BASEBALL BATS, AND OTHER BLUNT
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{\an7}BASEBALL BATS, AND OTHER BLUNT
OBJECTS THAN ANY HANDGUN, RIFLE,
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{\an7}OBJECTS THAN ANY HANDGUN, RIFLE,
SHOTGUN COMBINED.
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{\an7}SHOTGUN COMBINED.
>> Jordan: BUT THAT STATISTIC
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{\an7}>> Jordan: BUT THAT STATISTIC
CAN’T BE CORRECT.
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{\an7}CAN’T BE CORRECT.
>> MORE ACCIDENTS, FALLS,
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{\an7}>> MORE ACCIDENTS, FALLS,
TOYS --
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{\an7}TOYS --
>> TWO BY FOURS.
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{\an7}>> TWO BY FOURS.
>> YOUR TABLE.
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{\an7}>> YOUR TABLE.
>> Jordan: SEEMS LIKE WE
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{\an7}>> Jordan: SEEMS LIKE WE
SHOULD BE LOOKING AT ALL MURDER
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{\an7}SHOULD BE LOOKING AT ALL MURDER
WEAPONS FROM THE GAME OF CLUE
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{\an7}WEAPONS FROM THE GAME OF CLUE
AND THEN THE OTHER LOWER LEVEL,
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{\an7}AND THEN THE OTHER LOWER LEVEL,
THE AR-15.
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{\an7}THE AR-15.
THE MORE I TALKED TO THESE
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{\an7}THE MORE I TALKED TO THESE
PEOPLE, THE MORE I WONDERED IF
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{\an7}PEOPLE, THE MORE I WONDERED IF
ALL OF HIS TACTICAL SHIT HAS
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{\an7}ALL OF HIS TACTICAL SHIT HAS
ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF GUN
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{\an7}ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF GUN
CULTURE?
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{\an7}CULTURE?
>> THIS IS A NEW THING.
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{\an7}>> THIS IS A NEW THING.
>> THAT’S A NEW THING.
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{\an7}>> THAT’S A NEW THING.
>> Jordan: I WENT TO MONTANA
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{\an7}>> Jordan: I WENT TO MONTANA
TO TALK TO RYAN, WHO SPENT 25
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{\an7}TO TALK TO RYAN, WHO SPENT 25
YEARS IN THE GUN INDUSTRY, BUT
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{\an7}YEARS IN THE GUN INDUSTRY, BUT
NOW ADVOCATES FOR GUN SAFETY.
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{\an7}NOW ADVOCATES FOR GUN SAFETY.
>> I THINK WE TROUBLED BY THE
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{\an7}>> I THINK WE TROUBLED BY THE
FIREARMS CULTURE THAT HAS
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{\an7}FIREARMS CULTURE THAT HAS
EMERGED IN AND AROUND GUNS IN
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{\an7}EMERGED IN AND AROUND GUNS IN
OUR COUNTRY NOW.
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{\an7}OUR COUNTRY NOW.
IT MIRRORS MUCH OF OUR POLITICAL
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{\an7}IT MIRRORS MUCH OF OUR POLITICAL
RADICALIZATION TEN
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{\an7}RADICALIZATION TEN
TRANSFORMATION AS A COUNTRY.
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{\an7}TRANSFORMATION AS A COUNTRY.
THE INDUSTRY ITSELF, PRIOR TO
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{\an7}THE INDUSTRY ITSELF, PRIOR TO
ABOUT 20052006 WOULD NOT ALLOW
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{\an7}ABOUT 20052006 WOULD NOT ALLOW
ANY KIND OF TACTICAL GEAR,
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{\an7}ANY KIND OF TACTICAL GEAR,
HARDLY ANY AR-15s, NO BULLET
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{\an7}HARDLY ANY AR-15s, NO BULLET
PROOF VEST, NO HELMETS, AT
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{\an7}PROOF VEST, NO HELMETS, AT
SOME TRADE SHOWS.
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{\an7}SOME TRADE SHOWS.
IT SEEMED LIKE THE INDUSTRY
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{\an7}IT SEEMED LIKE THE INDUSTRY
UNDERSTOOD THAT PROPAGATING THAT
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{\an7}UNDERSTOOD THAT PROPAGATING THAT
KIND OF THING COULD LEAD TO VERY
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{\an7}KIND OF THING COULD LEAD TO VERY
BAD SHIT.
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{\an7}BAD SHIT.
>> Jordan: AR-15 AT A GUN SHOW
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{\an7}>> Jordan: AR-15 AT A GUN SHOW
IN 2009 AND YOU ARE A WEIRDO?
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{\an7}IN 2009 AND YOU ARE A WEIRDO?
>> 2008, 2009 WAS WHEN THE
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{\an7}>> 2008, 2009 WAS WHEN THE
WEIRDO STUFF STARTS WEARING OFF
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{\an7}WEIRDO STUFF STARTS WEARING OFF
BUT YEAH, YOU WERE A WEIRDO
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{\an7}BUT YEAH, YOU WERE A WEIRDO
THEN.
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{\an7}THEN.
NOW IT IS COMMONPLACE, NOW IT IS
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{\an7}NOW IT IS COMMONPLACE, NOW IT IS
UBIQUITOUS.
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{\an7}UBIQUITOUS.
>> Jordan: BUT THEY USED TO
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{\an7}>> Jordan: BUT THEY USED TO
USED TO BE WEIRDOS.
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{\an7}USED TO BE WEIRDOS.
>> THEY USED TO BE WEIRDOS, YET.
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{\an7}>> THEY USED TO BE WEIRDOS, YET.
>> Jordan: AR -- I KNOW A LOT
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{\an7}>> Jordan: AR -- I KNOW A LOT
OF LIBERALS THINKS IT STANDS FOR
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{\an7}OF LIBERALS THINKS IT STANDS FOR
ASSAULT RIFLE.
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{\an7}ASSAULT RIFLE.
THEY ARE WRONG.
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{\an7}THEY ARE WRONG.
IT STANDS FOR ARE YOU LOOKING AT
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{\an7}IT STANDS FOR ARE YOU LOOKING AT
MY SMALL PENIS?
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{\an7}MY SMALL PENIS?
>> IT SOUNDS FOR THE FIRST
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{\an7}>> IT SOUNDS FOR THE FIRST
COMPANY THAT DEVELOPED IT.
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{\an7}COMPANY THAT DEVELOPED IT.
>> Jordan: AUTOMATIC RIFLE.
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{\an7}>> Jordan: AUTOMATIC RIFLE.
>> LIBERALS SEE THE AR-15 AND
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{\an7}>> LIBERALS SEE THE AR-15 AND
TEND TO THINK IT IS A WEAPON.
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{\an7}TEND TO THINK IT IS A WEAPON.
IT FEELS LIKE YOU GO TO A GUN
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{\an7}IT FEELS LIKE YOU GO TO A GUN
SHOW ON PEOPLE SAY IT IS FOR
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{\an7}SHOW ON PEOPLE SAY IT IS FOR
HUNTING, IT IS FOR SPORTS.
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{\an7}HUNTING, IT IS FOR SPORTS.
WHO IS RIGHT?
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{\an7}WHO IS RIGHT?
>> ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT
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{\an7}>> ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT
THE INDUSTRY’S OWN MARKETING AND
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{\an7}THE INDUSTRY’S OWN MARKETING AND
P.R. FOR THE INDUSTRY SELLS IT
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{\an7}P.R. FOR THE INDUSTRY SELLS IT
AS AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON OF WAR.
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{\an7}AS AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON OF WAR.
>> Jordan: THEY ARE TRYING TO
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THEY ARE TRYING TO
MARKET TOWARDS KIDS?
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{\an7}MARKET TOWARDS KIDS?
>> YEAH, SO GUNS HAVE LONG BEEN
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{\an7}>> YEAH, SO GUNS HAVE LONG BEEN
MARKETED TO KIDS, TARGET GUNS,
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{\an7}MARKETED TO KIDS, TARGET GUNS,
TRYING TO GET KIDS INVOLVED INTO
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{\an7}TRYING TO GET KIDS INVOLVED INTO
SHOOTING SPORTS AND HUNTING.
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{\an7}SHOOTING SPORTS AND HUNTING.
BUT WHAT IS DIFFERENT NOW IS
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{\an7}BUT WHAT IS DIFFERENT NOW IS
THAT BEING MARKETED TO KIDS
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{\an7}THAT BEING MARKETED TO KIDS
THROUGH THINGS LIKE THE JR 15,
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{\an7}THROUGH THINGS LIKE THE JR 15,
THE JUNIOR 15, NOT THE AR-15
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{\an7}THE JUNIOR 15, NOT THE AR-15
COME WITH AGE AR-15.
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{\an7}COME WITH AGE AR-15.
IS DRUNK AND DOWN KIDS VERSION
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{\an7}IS DRUNK AND DOWN KIDS VERSION
OF THE AR-15.
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{\an7}OF THE AR-15.
>> Jordan: AJR-15.
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{\an7}>> Jordan: AJR-15.
IS THAT IS SO LITTLE KIDS CAN
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{\an7}IS THAT IS SO LITTLE KIDS CAN
STAND UP TO A GOVERNMENT
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{\an7}STAND UP TO A GOVERNMENT
OVERREACH?
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{\an7}OVERREACH?
>> IF YOU ARE A WORLD ABOUT
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{\an7}>> IF YOU ARE A WORLD ABOUT
CHILD GROOMING, THERE IS YOUR
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{\an7}CHILD GROOMING, THERE IS YOUR
CHILD GROOMING.
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{\an7}CHILD GROOMING.
>> Jordan: THIS IS HOW GUN
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THIS IS HOW GUN
MANUFACTURERS ARE REACHING OUT
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{\an7}MANUFACTURERS ARE REACHING OUT
TO THE PUBLIC.
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{\an7}TO THE PUBLIC.
>> THE JR-15, CHECK THIS OUT.
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{\an7}>> THE JR-15, CHECK THIS OUT.
>> Jordan: WE HAVE PACIFIERS
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WE HAVE PACIFIERS
AND A SKULL.
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{\an7}AND A SKULL.
>> TACTICAL PACIFIER.
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{\an7}>> TACTICAL PACIFIER.
>> Jordan: TACTICAL PACIFIER.
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{\an7}>> Jordan: TACTICAL PACIFIER.
MY 2.5-YEAR-OLD WOULD BE DRAWN
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{\an7}MY 2.5-YEAR-OLD WOULD BE DRAWN
TO THAT.
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{\an7}TO THAT.
>> THIS IS A MAGAZINE COVER.
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{\an7}>> THIS IS A MAGAZINE COVER.
YOU HAVE THE VICIOUS SKATEBOARD
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{\an7}YOU HAVE THE VICIOUS SKATEBOARD
ATTACKER AND THE BOY’S FATHER
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{\an7}ATTACKER AND THE BOY’S FATHER
DEFENDING HIS TERRIBLY AFFECTED
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{\an7}DEFENDING HIS TERRIBLY AFFECTED
FAMILY.
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{\an7}FAMILY.
>> Jordan: IS THAT IN CASE
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{\an7}>> Jordan: IS THAT IN CASE
TONY HAWK GOES CRAZY?
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{\an7}TONY HAWK GOES CRAZY?
>> YES.
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{\an7}>> YES.
>> Jordan: HONEY, GET THE
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{\an7}>> Jordan: HONEY, GET THE
SWORD, TONY HAWK IS HERE.
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{\an7}SWORD, TONY HAWK IS HERE.
>> 2018 HUGE AD AT THE INDUSTRY
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{\an7}>> 2018 HUGE AD AT THE INDUSTRY
TRADE SHOW, GUYS IN JEANS,
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{\an7}TRADE SHOW, GUYS IN JEANS,
T-SHIRTS, BACKWARDS BALL CAP,
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{\an7}T-SHIRTS, BACKWARDS BALL CAP,
AR-15, STAND-DOWN PROTESTERS,
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{\an7}AR-15, STAND-DOWN PROTESTERS,
HERE, YOU HAVE KYLE RITTENHOUSE.
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{\an7}HERE, YOU HAVE KYLE RITTENHOUSE.
JEANS, BACKWARDS BALL CAP,
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{\an7}JEANS, BACKWARDS BALL CAP,
T-SHIRT, AR-15, SHOOTING AT
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{\an7}T-SHIRT, AR-15, SHOOTING AT
PROTESTERS.
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{\an7}PROTESTERS.
>> Jordan: THIS IS TWO YEARS
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THIS IS TWO YEARS
APART.
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{\an7}APART.
>> TWO YEARS APART.
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{\an7}>> TWO YEARS APART.
THE MARKETING WORKS.
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{\an7}THE MARKETING WORKS.
I DON’T KNOW HOW -- IF YOU CAN’T
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{\an7}I DON’T KNOW HOW -- IF YOU CAN’T
DRAW A DIRECT LINE BETWEEN THOSE
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{\an7}DRAW A DIRECT LINE BETWEEN THOSE
TWO THINGS, I CAN’T HELP YOU.
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{\an7}TWO THINGS, I CAN’T HELP YOU.
>> Jordan: WHAT ARE STEPS WE
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WHAT ARE STEPS WE
CAN TAKE TO LIMIT THE NUMBER OF
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{\an7}CAN TAKE TO LIMIT THE NUMBER OF
MASS SHOOTINGS WITH WEAPONS LIKE
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{\an7}MASS SHOOTINGS WITH WEAPONS LIKE
THE ERROR 15?
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{\an7}THE ERROR 15?
>> I THINK, LIKE WITH POLITICS,
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{\an7}>> I THINK, LIKE WITH POLITICS,
A LOT OF THIS IS ABOUT VOLUNTARY
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{\an7}A LOT OF THIS IS ABOUT VOLUNTARY
SOCIAL NORMS.
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{\an7}SOCIAL NORMS.
YES, LEGISLATION NEEDS TO BE
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{\an7}YES, LEGISLATION NEEDS TO BE
ENTERED TO DO TO HELP REINFORCE
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{\an7}ENTERED TO DO TO HELP REINFORCE
SOME OF THESE NORMS BUT SOME OF
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{\an7}SOME OF THESE NORMS BUT SOME OF
THIS IS GOING TO BE ON US.
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{\an7}THIS IS GOING TO BE ON US.
>> Jordan: THAT’S RIGHT.
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THAT’S RIGHT.
IT IS ON US.
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{\an7}IT IS ON US.
SO IT SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD FOR
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{\an7}SO IT SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD FOR
ALL OF US TO COME TOGETHER AND
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{\an7}ALL OF US TO COME TOGETHER AND
AGREE ON WHAT WEAPONS SHOULD AND
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{\an7}AGREE ON WHAT WEAPONS SHOULD AND
SHOULD NOT BE OWNED BY THE
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{\an7}SHOULD NOT BE OWNED BY THE
AVERAGE CIVILIAN.
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{\an7}AVERAGE CIVILIAN.
SHOULD WE BE ABLE TO BUY TANKS?
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00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:26,528
{\an7}SHOULD WE BE ABLE TO BUY TANKS?
>> YOU BUT YOU.
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{\an7}>> YOU BUT YOU.
>> Jordan: YEAH?
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00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:27,967
{\an7}>> Jordan: YEAH?
>> YOU BUT YOU.
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{\an7}>> YOU BUT YOU.
>> Jordan: TANKS ARE OKAY.
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{\an7}>> Jordan: TANKS ARE OKAY.
SOON WOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE AN
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{\an7}SOON WOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE AN
APACHE HELICOPTER?
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00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,660
{\an7}APACHE HELICOPTER?
THERE SHOULD BE A LINE OF THE
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{\an7}THERE SHOULD BE A LINE OF THE
THINGS THAT ARE AVAILABLE?
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00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,066
{\an7}THINGS THAT ARE AVAILABLE?
>> MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T GO ALONG
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{\an7}>> MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T GO ALONG
WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS DROPPED TO
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{\an7}WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS DROPPED TO
HER BACK.
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00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:42,924
{\an7}HER BACK.
>> Jordan: THAT IS THE LINE?
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{\an7}>> Jordan: THAT IS THE LINE?
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BITE, NUCLEAR
398
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{\an7}YOU DON’T HAVE TO BITE, NUCLEAR
BOMBS, WE STILL HAVE SOME
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00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,363
{\an7}BOMBS, WE STILL HAVE SOME
FIGURING OUT TO DO.
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00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:52,099
{\an7}FIGURING OUT TO DO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jordan: STAY TUNED.
402
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{\an7}>> Jordan: STAY TUNED.
WHEN WE COME BACK,
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00:18:54,462 --> 00:18:55,627
{\an7}WHEN WE COME BACK,
CHARLEY CROCKETT WILL BE
404
00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:56,693
{\an7}CHARLEY CROCKETT WILL BE
JOINING ME ON THE SHOW.
405
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:22,203
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
406
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:22,972
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
407
00:19:22,972 --> 00:19:23,731
{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO
408
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{\an7}>> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO
"THE DAILY SHOW."
409
00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:25,840
{\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW."
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A CRITICALLY
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00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,533
{\an7}MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A CRITICALLY
ACCLAIMED MUSICIAN WHOSE NEW
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00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,731
{\an7}ACCLAIMED MUSICIAN WHOSE NEW
ALBUM, "THE MAN FROM WACO
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00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:29,500
{\an7}ALBUM, "THE MAN FROM WACO
REDUX," WILL BE OUT ON MAY 26TH.
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00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,269
{\an7}REDUX," WILL BE OUT ON MAY 26TH.
PLEASE WELCOME CHARLEY CROCKETT!
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{\an7}PLEASE WELCOME CHARLEY CROCKETT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
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{\an7}♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
CHARLEY CROCKETT!
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{\an7}CHARLEY CROCKETT!
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
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00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:39,533
{\an7}WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
I’VE BEEN A BIG FAN FOR QUITE
420
00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:40,840
{\an7}I’VE BEEN A BIG FAN FOR QUITE
SOME TIME.
421
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,005
{\an7}SOME TIME.
YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY.
422
00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:42,698
{\an7}YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY.
I FEEL LIKE I DRESSED DOWN.
423
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:43,500
{\an7}I FEEL LIKE I DRESSED DOWN.
YOU’VE GOT A COOL ASS HAT.
424
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,269
{\an7}YOU’VE GOT A COOL ASS HAT.
DOES BEING A COOL MUSICIAN, IS
425
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,269
{\an7}DOES BEING A COOL MUSICIAN, IS
IT EVER EXHAUSTING TO HAVE
426
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,302
{\an7}IT EVER EXHAUSTING TO HAVE
TO ALWAYS LOOK IMPRESSIVE?
427
00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:47,368
{\an7}TO ALWAYS LOOK IMPRESSIVE?
YOU EVER WANT TO ADAM SANDLER IT
428
00:19:47,368 --> 00:19:47,939
{\an7}YOU EVER WANT TO ADAM SANDLER IT
AND GO CARGO SHORTS?
429
00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:49,665
{\an7}AND GO CARGO SHORTS?
>> [LAUGHS]
430
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:50,906
{\an7}>> [LAUGHS]
WELL, MY GIRL PROBABLY WISHES I
431
00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:52,500
{\an7}WELL, MY GIRL PROBABLY WISHES I
DID THAT MORE OFTEN.
432
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:52,906
{\an7}DID THAT MORE OFTEN.
[LAUGHTER]
433
00:19:52,906 --> 00:19:53,731
{\an7}[LAUGHTER]
>> Jordan: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING
434
00:19:53,731 --> 00:19:56,533
{\an7}>> Jordan: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING
STORY.
435
00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,071
{\an7}STORY.
YOU HAVE BUSKED, I KNOW YOU HAVE
436
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,566
{\an7}YOU HAVE BUSKED, I KNOW YOU HAVE
RECORD CONTRACTS, YOU’VE LEFT
437
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,368
{\an7}RECORD CONTRACTS, YOU’VE LEFT
RECORD CONTRACTS, YOU HAVE FOUND
438
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:02,797
{\an7}RECORD CONTRACTS, YOU HAVE FOUND
YOUR OWN WAY.
439
00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:03,939
{\an7}YOUR OWN WAY.
HOW MUCH OF IT FOR YOU IS IT
440
00:20:03,939 --> 00:20:04,764
{\an7}HOW MUCH OF IT FOR YOU IS IT
ABOUT GETTING TO SOME FINAL
441
00:20:04,764 --> 00:20:06,401
{\an7}ABOUT GETTING TO SOME FINAL
PLACE?
442
00:20:06,401 --> 00:20:09,269
{\an7}PLACE?
IS THERE A SUCCESS FOR YOU THAT
443
00:20:09,269 --> 00:20:11,972
{\an7}IS THERE A SUCCESS FOR YOU THAT
WILL LET YOU -- FORGIVE ME -- TO
444
00:20:11,972 --> 00:20:13,665
{\an7}WILL LET YOU -- FORGIVE ME -- TO
HIT YOUR HORSE AND SAY,
445
00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:14,434
{\an7}HIT YOUR HORSE AND SAY,
"GIDDYUP" --
446
00:20:14,434 --> 00:20:16,434
{\an7}"GIDDYUP" --
FORGIVE ME.
447
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:20,665
{\an7}FORGIVE ME.
I’M GOING TO BACK TRACK THAT.
448
00:20:20,665 --> 00:20:23,665
{\an7}I’M GOING TO BACK TRACK THAT.
>> HE IS FROM MICHIGAN.
449
00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:25,236
{\an7}>> HE IS FROM MICHIGAN.
>> Jordan: I’M FROM MICHIGAN.
450
00:20:25,236 --> 00:20:25,632
{\an7}>> Jordan: I’M FROM MICHIGAN.
[LAUGHTER]
451
00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,038
{\an7}[LAUGHTER]
IS THERE -- IS SUCCESS A LANDING
452
00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:27,840
{\an7}IS THERE -- IS SUCCESS A LANDING
SPOT OR IS IT A JOURNEY FOR YOU?
453
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,599
{\an7}SPOT OR IS IT A JOURNEY FOR YOU?
>> I’VE BEEN DOING THIS RAMBLING
454
00:20:28,599 --> 00:20:33,038
{\an7}>> I’VE BEEN DOING THIS RAMBLING
PIECE THAT THEY’VE BEEN WORKING
455
00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:33,698
{\an7}PIECE THAT THEY’VE BEEN WORKING
ON IN A TEXAS MAGAZINE FOR
456
00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:34,566
{\an7}ON IN A TEXAS MAGAZINE FOR
MONTHS.
457
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,104
{\an7}MONTHS.
ACTUALLY, WE WERE UP HERE IN
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00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:36,906
{\an7}ACTUALLY, WE WERE UP HERE IN
NEW YORK WITH WILLIE NOT TOO FAR
459
00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:39,764
{\an7}NEW YORK WITH WILLIE NOT TOO FAR
BACK, THIS JOURNALIST WAS UP
460
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:40,797
{\an7}BACK, THIS JOURNALIST WAS UP
HERE WITH ME, THEY INTERVIEWED
461
00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:41,939
{\an7}HERE WITH ME, THEY INTERVIEWED
EVERYONE I EVER DEALT WITH IN
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00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,236
{\an7}EVERYONE I EVER DEALT WITH IN
THE BUSINESS FOR THE MOST PART.
463
00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:45,500
{\an7}THE BUSINESS FOR THE MOST PART.
AND MY FIRST RECORD DEAL, I WAS
464
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,434
{\an7}AND MY FIRST RECORD DEAL, I WAS
DISCOVERED ON THE R TRAIN HERE
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00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:55,170
{\an7}DISCOVERED ON THE R TRAIN HERE
IN MANHATTAN.
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00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,038
{\an7}IN MANHATTAN.
BUT YOU KNOW, THE DEAL THAT I
467
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:57,873
{\an7}BUT YOU KNOW, THE DEAL THAT I
DREAMT OF, LIKE YOU HAVE HEARD
468
00:20:57,873 --> 00:20:59,467
{\an7}DREAMT OF, LIKE YOU HAVE HEARD
MANY TIMES BEFORE, IT NEVER IS
469
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,533
{\an7}MANY TIMES BEFORE, IT NEVER IS
WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE.
470
00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:07,698
{\an7}WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE.
AND SO ANYWAY, THEY ARE DOING
471
00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:12,203
{\an7}AND SO ANYWAY, THEY ARE DOING
THIS BIG PIECE ON ME NOW,
472
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,236
{\an7}THIS BIG PIECE ON ME NOW,
BUT THIS JOURNALIST WAS SAYING
473
00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:15,005
{\an7}BUT THIS JOURNALIST WAS SAYING
THAT A COUPLE OF MY OLD
474
00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:16,335
{\an7}THAT A COUPLE OF MY OLD
MANAGERS, THEY SAID, CHARLEY,
475
00:21:16,335 --> 00:21:17,500
{\an7}MANAGERS, THEY SAID, CHARLEY,
THEY ALL SAID YOU HAVE A PLAN,
476
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,972
{\an7}THEY ALL SAID YOU HAVE A PLAN,
THEY KNEW WHERE YOU WERE GOING,
477
00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:20,203
{\an7}THEY KNEW WHERE YOU WERE GOING,
THEY KNEW YOU HAD THIS GRAND
478
00:21:20,203 --> 00:21:20,566
{\an7}THEY KNEW YOU HAD THIS GRAND
SCHEME.
479
00:21:20,566 --> 00:21:21,071
{\an7}SCHEME.
BUT I NEVER DID.
480
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,302
{\an7}BUT I NEVER DID.
YOU KNOW?
481
00:21:22,302 --> 00:21:23,698
{\an7}YOU KNOW?
THE REASON I STARTED PLAYING IN
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00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:25,071
{\an7}THE REASON I STARTED PLAYING IN
PUBLIC AND ON STREET CORNERS IN
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00:21:25,071 --> 00:21:26,599
{\an7}PUBLIC AND ON STREET CORNERS IN
THE FIRST PLACE WAS, THIS WAS A
484
00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:27,401
{\an7}THE FIRST PLACE WAS, THIS WAS A
CAREER OF LAST RESORT.
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00:21:27,401 --> 00:21:28,170
{\an7}CAREER OF LAST RESORT.
HARD LUCK AND CIRCUMSTANCES PUT
486
00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:28,972
{\an7}HARD LUCK AND CIRCUMSTANCES PUT
ME ON STREET CORNERS.
487
00:21:28,972 --> 00:21:30,368
{\an7}ME ON STREET CORNERS.
I WOULDN’T BE IN THIS BUSINESS
488
00:21:30,368 --> 00:21:31,434
{\an7}I WOULDN’T BE IN THIS BUSINESS
IF I HAD HAD AN EASY WAY.
489
00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:33,434
{\an7}IF I HAD HAD AN EASY WAY.
AND SO THERE WAS NO GRAND SCHEME
490
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:34,401
{\an7}AND SO THERE WAS NO GRAND SCHEME
TO BEAT THE GAME.
491
00:21:34,401 --> 00:21:35,764
{\an7}TO BEAT THE GAME.
THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED TO
492
00:21:35,764 --> 00:21:37,170
{\an7}THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED TO
DO WAS KEEP PLAYING, YOU KNOW?
493
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,500
{\an7}DO WAS KEEP PLAYING, YOU KNOW?
I AM NOT A COWBOY.
494
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,104
{\an7}I AM NOT A COWBOY.
I AM A COWBOY SINGER.
495
00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:43,038
{\an7}I AM A COWBOY SINGER.
I WANT TO KEEP SINGING MY
496
00:21:43,038 --> 00:21:43,500
{\an7}I WANT TO KEEP SINGING MY
COWBOY SONGS.
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00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,203
{\an7}COWBOY SONGS.
THEY MIGHT SOUND A LITTLE
498
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:44,939
{\an7}THEY MIGHT SOUND A LITTLE
DIFFERENT THAN SOME OF THE OLD
499
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:46,203
{\an7}DIFFERENT THAN SOME OF THE OLD
BOYS.
500
00:21:46,203 --> 00:21:47,434
{\an7}BOYS.
>> Jordan: AND YOU ARE HERE
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{\an7}>> Jordan: AND YOU ARE HERE
WITH US TONIGHT.
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{\an7}WITH US TONIGHT.
YOU GOING TO PLAY US A SONG?
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{\an7}YOU GOING TO PLAY US A SONG?
>> YEAH, IF YOU WILL LET ME.
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{\an7}>> YEAH, IF YOU WILL LET ME.
>> Jordan: I WILL LET YOU.
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{\an7}>> Jordan: I WILL LET YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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{\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
"THE MAN FROM WACO REDUX" WILL
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{\an7}"THE MAN FROM WACO REDUX" WILL
BE OUT MAY 26.
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{\an7}BE OUT MAY 26.
BE SURE TO STAY TUNED FOR A
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{\an7}BE SURE TO STAY TUNED FOR A
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AFTER THE
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{\an7}SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AFTER THE
BREAK.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Jordan: NOW TO PERFORM
"NAME ON A BILLBOARD," PLEASE
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WELCOME BACK CHARLEY CROCKETT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
♪ I'M GOIN' TO L.A. ♪
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♪ GONNA TAKE A RIDE ♪
♪ AIN'T GOT MUCH TO LOSE ♪
♪ NOT EVEN MY PRIDE ♪
♪ THINK I'LL BUY SOME THINGS
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I CAN'T AFFORD ♪
♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A
BILLBOARD ♪
♪ HELLO, SON, WE'RE SURE GLAD
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THAT YOU'RE HERE ♪
♪ COME ON IN ♪
♪ THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY
APPEAR ♪
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♪ SIT RIGHT DOWN WHILE WE SHOW
YOU HOW IT'S DONE ♪
♪ WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU
NUMBER ONE ♪
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00:23:04,782 --> 00:23:08,319
♪ I'M GOIN' TO L.A. ♪
♪ GONNA TAKE A RIDE ♪
♪ AIN'T GOT MUCH TO LOSE ♪
♪ NOT EVEN MY PRIDE ♪
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00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:14,758
♪ THINK I'LL BUY SOME THINGS
I CAN'T AFFORD ♪
♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A
BILLBOARD ♪
519
00:23:14,758 --> 00:23:22,700
♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME IS UP IN
LIGHTS ♪
♪ SOMEHOW I STILL DON'T FEEL
RIGHT ♪
520
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:34,144
♪ I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO EVEN UP
THE SCORE ♪
♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A
BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ ♪
♪ THANK YOU, SIR ♪
♪ I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
VERY MUCH ♪
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♪ WISH I COULD STAY ♪
♪ STAY AROUND FOR YOUR
FREE LUNCH ♪
♪ I GOT TO GO, AND I HOPE YOU
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UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ THAT I'M NOT THAT KIND OF
MAN ♪
♪ I'M GOIN' TO L.A. ♪
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00:24:00,404 --> 00:24:09,780
♪ GONNA TAKE A RIDE ♪
♪ AIN'T GOT MUCH TO LOSE ♪
♪ NOT EVEN MY PRIDE ♪
♪ THINK I'LL BUY SOME THINGS
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I CAN'T AFFORD ♪
♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A
BILLBOARD ♪
♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME IS UP IN
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LIGHTS ♪
♪ SOMEHOW I STILL DON'T FEEL
RIGHT ♪
♪ I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO EVEN UP
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THE SCORE ♪
♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A
BILLBOARD ♪
♪ I'M GOIN' TO L.A. ♪
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00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:38,275
♪ GONNA TAKE A RIDE ♪
♪ AIN'T GOT MUCH TO LOSE ♪