1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:06,072 ♪ ♪ Announcer: FROM NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN AMERICA, IT'S THE SHOW THAT 2 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:13,246 INVENTED NEWS. THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH YOUR HOST, JORDAN KLEPPER! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 3 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:29,596 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Jordan: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW!" 4 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:37,771 I'M JORDAN KLEPPER. I'M BACK FOR MY SECOND NIGHT HOSTING "THE DAILY SHOW," AND LET'S DIVE RIGHT IN, BECAUSE I 5 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:45,512 HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED MY TAXES. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. I'M FINGERING THE PULSE AT THE WORLD'S LARGEST GUN SHOW. 6 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:54,687 AND WE'VE GOT LIVE MUSIC: CHARLEY CROCKETT IS HERE TONIGHT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 7 00:00:54,687 --> 00:01:00,860 LET'S GET INTO HEADLINES! ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LET'S START WITH SOME 8 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:05,265 BREAKING NEWS. APPARENTLY, WIDESPREAD LYING AND DECEIT MAY HAVE SOME CONSEQUENCES. 9 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:11,504 WE ARE BACK WITH OUR BREAKING NEWS COVERAGE. JUST AS OPENING STATEMENTS WERE ABOUT TO BEGIN IN ABOUT TO BE 10 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:20,547 HAD IN A STORK TRIAL, DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS SUING FOX FOR DEFAMATION, LAWYERS ON BOTH SIDES REACHED A SETTLEMENT, AND 11 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:32,258 ABSOLUTELY ENORMOUS SETTLEMENT. THE LAWYER FOR DOMINION ANNOUNCED THAT FOX WOULD BE PAYING DOMINION 12 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:37,430 $787,000,000.500000. Jordan: WOW! [AUDIENCE REACTS] Jordan: $787 MILLION, THAT 13 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:44,437 IS A TON OF MONEY. ALREADY STRAPPED FOR CASH. TUCKER CARLSON CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION. 14 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:49,809 LOOK, I AM GLAD THAT THERE IS SOME ACCOUNTABILITY HERE. BUT STILL, I AM PRETTY DISAPPOINTED WE ARE NOT GOING TO 15 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:56,649 GET A TRIAL, BECAUSE ALL THE FOX ANCHORS WOULD HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TESTIFY. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE THE 16 00:01:56,649 --> 00:02:07,961 SEINFELD FINALE, BUT INSTEAD OF SOUP NAZIS, IT IS JUST... [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NAZIS. 17 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:13,800 SINCE FOX WILL HAVE TO PAY NEARLY A BILLION DOLLARS, THEY WILL NEED TO IMPLEMENT COST-CUTTING MEASURES. 18 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:21,908 SADLY, THEY HAVE TO FIRE BRIAN KILMEADE'S READING TUTOR. JEANINE PIRRO HAS TO SWITCH TO THE CHEAP BOX OF WINE. 19 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:32,218 DEVELOPMENT ON A THIRD DOOCY HAS BEEN HALTED. THEY ARE HAVE TO SWITCH FROM JESSE WATTERS OR TAP WATER IS. 20 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:40,293 AND OF COURSE, THEY HAVE TO PUT DOWN SEAN HANNITY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LET'S MOVE ON. 21 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:48,167 YOU GUYS A SMELL? SMELL THAT SMELL? THAT COMBINATION OF JIM'S WIDE AND OLD SPICE AND UNEARNED 22 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:53,339 CONFIDENCE? FEELS LIKE THERE IS A LOT OF ALPHA MALE ENERGY GOING ON IN POLITICS RIGHT NOW. 23 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:59,712 EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK IN THE NEWS, THERE IS AN ALPHA MALE WHIPPING HIS PECKER OUT, MARKING HIS TERRITORY, PUNCHING WALLS AND 24 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:05,818 STARTED CRYING. REAL TOUGH GUYS. GUYS LIKE RON "THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING" DeSANTIS. 25 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:11,291 WHO IS DOWN IN FLORIDA WAGING WAR ON A CARTOON MOUSE. THIS MORNING, THE ONGOING FEUD BETWEEN FLORIDA GOVERNOR 26 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:19,265 RON DeSANTIS AND DISNEY IS INTENSIFYING. DeSANTIS NOW FLOATING THE IDEA OF THE STATE DEVELOPING LAND 27 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:22,402 NEXT TO DISNEY WORLD. COME TO THINK OF IT NOW, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, WELL, THERE'S WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THIS 28 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:27,807 LAND? MAYBE TRY TO DO MORE AMUSEMENT PARKS. SOMEONE EVEN SAID, LIKE, MAYBE 29 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:34,981 YOU NEED ANOTHER STATE PRISON. WHO KNOWS? I MEAN, I JUST THINK THAT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. 30 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:44,691 Jordan: OKAY! A STATE PRISON NEXT TO DISNEY WORLD. COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT POOR 31 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:52,098 WALT DISNEY WAS THAT IF HE SAW THIS? I MEAN, FIRST, HE'D PROBABLY HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT ALL 32 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:56,369 THE JEWS AND BLACK PEOPLE ALLOWED IN THE PARK, BUT AFTER HE SORTED THAT OUT, HE WOULD BE VERY UPSET. 33 00:03:56,369 --> 00:04:02,642 THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A PETTY MOVED BY I WANT I WANT TO BE DICTATOR BUT AS A PRISON NEXT TO DISNEY WORLD AND INHERENTLY BAD 34 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:09,282 IDEA? I SAY NO. AS LONG AS THEY WALK UP STRICTLY THOSE DISNEY ADULTS, WE ARE 35 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:17,223 GOING TO BE TOTALLY FINE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I KNOW YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ADULTHOOD FEEL LIKE CHILDHOOD, 36 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:29,168 BUT GUESS WHAT! THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU PAST 30! BUT IT WASN'T THE ONLY ALPHA MALE ON ME ALPHAPALOOZA 37 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:36,075 MAIN STAGE. THERE IS ALSO JIM JORDAN -- A LOT OF JORDYN FRANTZ. LAST MONTH, JIM JORDAN'S BRO 38 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:40,279 DONALD TRUMP WAS INDICTED BY MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEY ALVIN BRAGG, FOR NO REASON BESIDES COMMITTING CRIMES! 39 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:49,022 BUT JIM JORDAN WASN'T GONNA LET THAT STAND. THAT'S WHY, YESTERDAY, HE WENT AFTER ALVIN BRAGG, IN 40 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,858 ALVIN BRAGG'S OWN BACKYARD, RIGHT HERE IN MANHATTAN. THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE HELD A RARE FIELD HEARING IN 41 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:56,262 NEW YORK, BILLED AS AN EXAMINATION OF CRIME IN MANHATTAN. OHIO CONGRESSMAN JIM JORDAN 42 00:04:56,262 --> 00:05:01,167 RALLIED AGAINST MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEY ALVIN BRAGG. THE POLICIES BEING IMPLEMENTED BY THIS DISTRICT 43 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:11,044 ATTORNEY ARE GOING TO RUIN THIS GREAT CITY. Jordan: I AM SURPRISED. ONE, HE ADMITS NEW YORK IS A 44 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:18,551 GREAT CITY. NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HEAR THAT. AND TWO, THAT THEY ACTUALLY HELD A HEARING ON CRIME. 45 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:28,494 PRETTY SURE IGNORING CRIMES WAS JIM JORDAN'S WHOLE THING. [APPLAUSE] CONSIDERING THE MURDER RATES -- 46 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:33,666 [APPLAUSE] CLAP FOR IGNORING SEXUAL ABUSE ALLEGATIONS. I APPRECIATE IT. 47 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:39,105 CONSIDERING THE MURDER RATE IS MUCH HIGHER IN COLUMBUS, OHIO, WHICH IS, AND JIM JORDAN'S NECK OF THE WOODS, MAYBE HE SHOULD 48 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:45,645 HAVE BEEN HOLDING CRIME HEARINGS THERE. BUT EVEN PEOPLE FROM OHIO DON'T WANT TO SPEND TIME IN OHIO. 49 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:56,122 I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE I AM FROM MICHIGAN, AND OHIO IS OUR NEW JERSEY. [APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER] 50 00:05:56,122 --> 00:06:02,995 THERE IS STILL ANOTHER GUY OUT THERE WHO MIGHT BE THE MOST ALPHA MALE EVER. HE'S SUMMITED EVEREST, 51 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:08,668 HE'S THE REAL-LIFE INSPIRATION FOR JOHN WICK, AND THE CURRENT FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. 52 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:14,674 GEORGE SANTOS. [APPLAUSE] HE'S JUST STARTED HIS FIRST TERM IN CONGRESS, AND ABSOLUTELY NO 53 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:22,048 ONE WANTS HIM TO RUN AGAIN. HIS CONSTITUENTS ARE EMBARRASSED BY HIM, REPUBLICANS WANT HIM TO GO AWAY, EVEN THE DALAI LAMA 54 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:28,121 SAID HE WOULDN'T SUCK HIS TONGUE WITH A TEN FOOT POLE. WHICH MEANS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING A REAL ALPHA MALE WOULD 55 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:35,561 DO. EMBATTLED REPUBLICAN NEW YORK CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS GOING BACK ON HIS WORD THAT HE 56 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:41,434 WOULDN'T RUN FOR REELECTION. INSTEAD, HE LAUNCHED HIS CAMPAIGN FOR REELECTION ON HIS 100TH DAY IN OFFICE. 57 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:47,340 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY HERE IN WASHINGTON, D.C, IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE AN AMERICAN. IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE A 58 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:55,248 REPUBLICAN AND IT'S A GREAT DAY TO ANNOUNCE REELECTION. SANTOS IS UNDER LOCAL, STATE, FEDERAL, AND INTERNATIONAL 59 00:06:55,248 --> 00:07:04,957 INVESTIGATION. Jordan: SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT SANTOS, BUT IT IS UBER ALPHA TO RUN FOR REELECTION WHEN 60 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:12,965 YOU ARE AS UNPOPULAR HE IS. THEY HAVE HAD TO REFUND MORE DONATIONS THAN THEY HAVE TAKE IT IN, TRULY. 61 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:20,540 WHICH MEANS, HE IS TECHNICALLY RAISED NEGATIVE $3,000. YOU GOT TO GIVE IT TO GEORGE SANTOS. 62 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:26,712 HE IS THE ONLY ELECTED OFFICIAL WHO HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN MONEY OUT OF POLITICS. ALL RIGHT. 63 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:36,656 SO WHO IS TODAY'S REIGNING ALPHA MALE? TO HELP ME DECIDE, HERE IS DESI LYDIC! 64 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:42,829 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] DESI, WHICH OF THESE MEN DO YOU THINK IS THE TOP ALPHA? NOT TO OUT-ALPHA YOU, JORDAN, 65 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:49,168 BUT NONE OF THEM. THESE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BETA BITCHES. RON DeSANTIS? 66 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:55,541 HE'S LOSING A FIGHT WITH THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH. I HAVEN'T SEEN DISNEY TRAMPLE A LEADER LIKE THIS SINCE MUFASA. 67 00:07:55,541 --> 00:08:02,582 AND JIM JORDAN FLEW ALL THE WAY TO NEW YORK JUST TO TALK ABOUT HOW SCARED HE IS OF NEW YORK. RELAX, JIM. 68 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:06,385 GO SEE THAT MICHAEL JACKSON BROADWAY SHOW. IT ALSO IGNORES ABUSE ALLEGATIONS. 69 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:14,460 YOU'D LOVE IT! Jordan: HOLD ON. DESI, HOLD ON. THERE HAS TO BE AN ALPHA. 70 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:18,764 OH, I'VE GOT AN ALPHA FOR YOU. TODAY'S TOP ALPHA MALE... IS MY GIRL 71 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:25,071 SENATOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN. AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY. ROLL IT! THE CALIFORNIA DEMOCRAT 72 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:29,308 SENATOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN HASN'T CAST A VOTE SINCE FEBRUARY BECAUSE SHE'S STILL RECOVERING FROM SHINGLES. 73 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:33,512 HER ABSENCE IS HOLDING UP PRESIDENT BIDEN'S JUDICIAL NOMINEES. SOME DEMOCRATS CALLED FOR HER 74 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:39,752 RESIGNATION. SHE'S 89 YEARS OLD. SHE'S BEEN AWAY FROM CAPITOL HILL FOR SEVEN WEEKS. 75 00:08:39,752 --> 00:08:44,056 THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM CALIFORNIA ISSUED THIS STATEMENT. "I REMAIN COMMITTED TO THE JOB 76 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:53,866 AND WILL CONTINUE TO WORK FROM HOME IN SAN FRANCISCO." YEAH! CHECK OUT THE TRUCK NUTS ON DI! 77 00:08:53,866 --> 00:09:00,740 THAT, RIGHT THERE, IS AN ALPHA. Jordan: OKAY, I DON'T GET IT. DIANNE FEINSTEIN CAN'T PERFORM 78 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:05,778 HER DUTIES ON THE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE, AND IS REFUSING TO RESIGN. WHAT IS ALPHA ABOUT THAT? 79 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:13,519 THINKING THAT NO ONE ELSE COULD DO YOUR JOB AS GOOD AS YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE BARELY DOING YOUR JOB? 80 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:20,993 THAT IS PURE ALPHA MALE. THAT'S SOME LOGAN ROY SHIT. Jordan: NO SPOILERS, NO SPOILERS. 81 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:26,933 OKAY, I'M GIVING YOU ONE MORE DAY, THEN I SPOIL IT. Jordan: OKAY. LET'S SAY THIS IS A POWER MOVE 82 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:30,803 BY DIANE FEINSTEIN BUT THERE'S MORE TO BEING AN ALPHA MALE THAN NOT GIVING UP YOUR JOB. 83 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:34,040 NO, NO, JORDAN. IT'S NOT A JOB. IT'S A SEAT. SHE'S IN CALIFORNIA RIGHT NOW, 84 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:48,354 HOLDING DOWN A SEAT IN WASHINGTON D.C. THIS IS THE WIDEST CASE OF MANSPREADING IN HUMAN HISTORY! 85 00:09:48,354 --> 00:10:01,767 Jordan: BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE HER ALPHA. THAT MAKES HER A STANDARD MALE. BUT SHE'S ALSO STOPPING 12 86 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:08,441 JUDGES WERE TAKING THEIR SEATS AND PREVENTING THEM FROM PROTECTING WOMEN'S RIGHTS. AND PREVENTING WOMEN FROM THEIR 87 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:15,214 RIGHTS IS ALPHA MALE. Jordan: I SEE IT. I SEE IT. [APPLAUSE] 88 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:22,588 TOP DOG DIANNE IS RIPPING A PAGE OUT OF THE OLD BOY PLAYBOOK, GRINDING IT UP, AND SNORTING IT 89 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:26,892 RIGHT OFF A HOOKER'S ASS. I SALUTE YOU, DIANNE! Jordan: WE SALUTE YOU, ALPHA DIANNE! 90 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:30,730 DESI LYDIC, EVERYONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOT NEW 91 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:31,731 WAY YOUR KIDS CAN KILL YOU. 92 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:54,891 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 93 00:10:54,891 --> 00:10:55,693 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 94 00:10:55,693 --> 00:10:57,759 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO 95 00:10:57,759 --> 00:10:58,297 {\an7}>> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO "THE DAILY SHOW." 96 00:10:58,297 --> 00:10:59,066 {\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW." WITH ALL THE GUNS IN AMERICA, 97 00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:00,660 {\an7}WITH ALL THE GUNS IN AMERICA, YOU MIGHT THINK THAT EVERYONE 98 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,792 {\an7}YOU MIGHT THINK THAT EVERYONE WHO WANTS A GUN HAS A GUN. 99 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,132 {\an7}WHO WANTS A GUN HAS A GUN. SO WHAT DOES THE GUN INDUSTRY 100 00:11:03,132 --> 00:11:05,132 {\an7}SO WHAT DOES THE GUN INDUSTRY DOING TO TRY TO KEEP SELLING 101 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,264 {\an7}DOING TO TRY TO KEEP SELLING MORE PRODUCT? 102 00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:07,297 {\an7}MORE PRODUCT? I WENT TO THE WORLD’S LARGEST 103 00:11:07,297 --> 00:11:10,231 {\an7}I WENT TO THE WORLD’S LARGEST GUN SHOW TO FIND OUT IN ANOTHER 104 00:11:10,231 --> 00:11:11,000 {\an7}GUN SHOW TO FIND OUT IN ANOTHER EDITION OF "FINGERS THE PULSE." 105 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,967 {\an7}EDITION OF "FINGERS THE PULSE." ♪ ♪ 106 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,330 {\an7}♪ ♪ AMERICA: LAND OF THE FREE AND 107 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:18,363 {\an7}AMERICA: LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME TO AN ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNT 108 00:11:18,363 --> 00:11:19,297 {\an7}HOME TO AN ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNT OF MASS SHOOTINGS. 109 00:11:19,297 --> 00:11:21,792 {\an7}OF MASS SHOOTINGS. SO I WENT TO THE WORLD’S LARGEST 110 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,231 {\an7}SO I WENT TO THE WORLD’S LARGEST GUN SHOW IN TULSA, OKLAHOMA, TO 111 00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:24,132 {\an7}GUN SHOW IN TULSA, OKLAHOMA, TO INVESTIGATE OUR UNIQUE OBSESSION 112 00:11:24,132 --> 00:11:26,198 {\an7}INVESTIGATE OUR UNIQUE OBSESSION WITH GUNS. 113 00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:27,198 {\an7}WITH GUNS. THE BOUNTY WAS PLENTIFUL. 114 00:11:27,198 --> 00:11:31,528 {\an7}THE BOUNTY WAS PLENTIFUL. SMALL GUNS, BIG GUNS, KATANAS 115 00:11:31,528 --> 00:11:33,033 {\an7}SMALL GUNS, BIG GUNS, KATANAS FOR SOME REASON, MORE NAZI’S 116 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:35,165 {\an7}FOR SOME REASON, MORE NAZI’S WAKE THEN HARLAN CROW’S GUEST 117 00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:36,330 {\an7}WAKE THEN HARLAN CROW’S GUEST BATHROOM. 118 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,033 {\an7}BATHROOM. 11 ACRES OF GUNS. 119 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:39,297 {\an7}11 ACRES OF GUNS. SEEMS WEIRD TO USE ACREAGE AS A 120 00:11:39,297 --> 00:11:42,967 {\an7}SEEMS WEIRD TO USE ACREAGE AS A MEASUREMENT OF GUNS, BUT THIS IS 121 00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:43,330 {\an7}MEASUREMENT OF GUNS, BUT THIS IS AMERICA. 122 00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:45,000 {\an7}AMERICA. WHY ARE YOU HERE TODAY? 123 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,825 {\an7}WHY ARE YOU HERE TODAY? >> AMERICA. 124 00:11:45,825 --> 00:11:47,759 {\an7}>> AMERICA. AMERICA. 125 00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:48,792 {\an7}AMERICA. >> Jordan: YOU ARE HERE 126 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,066 {\an7}>> Jordan: YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE AMERICA... 127 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:50,429 {\an7}BECAUSE AMERICA... >> YES. 128 00:11:50,429 --> 00:11:51,099 {\an7}>> YES. GUNS. 129 00:11:51,099 --> 00:11:51,495 {\an7}GUNS. [LAUGHTER] 130 00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:53,297 {\an7}[LAUGHTER] >> Jordan: I FEEL LIKE THAT AS 131 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:54,000 {\an7}>> Jordan: I FEEL LIKE THAT AS AN AMERICAN HAIKU. 132 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,759 {\an7}AN AMERICAN HAIKU. LITTLE E.E. CUMMINGS. 133 00:11:55,759 --> 00:11:58,231 {\an7}LITTLE E.E. CUMMINGS. ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO? 134 00:11:58,231 --> 00:12:04,891 {\an7}ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO? >> BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT GUNS 135 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,660 {\an7}>> BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT GUNS FREE. 136 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:06,858 {\an7}FREE. >> Jordan: THAT IS RELAXING TO 137 00:12:06,858 --> 00:12:07,330 {\an7}>> Jordan: THAT IS RELAXING TO YOU? 138 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:07,967 {\an7}YOU? >> YES. 139 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,891 {\an7}>> YES. >> Jordan: SORT OF LIKE YOUR 140 00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:11,099 {\an7}>> Jordan: SORT OF LIKE YOUR BONSAI TREE IS LOOKING AT AN 141 00:12:11,099 --> 00:12:12,231 {\an7}BONSAI TREE IS LOOKING AT AN ARRAY OF GUNS. 142 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:12,891 {\an7}ARRAY OF GUNS. MAKES USE END. 143 00:12:12,891 --> 00:12:14,495 {\an7}MAKES USE END. >> MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. 144 00:12:14,495 --> 00:12:15,924 {\an7}>> MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. >> Jordan: THIS GUY MADE HAVE 145 00:12:15,924 --> 00:12:17,462 {\an7}>> Jordan: THIS GUY MADE HAVE WELL HAVE BEEN AT A MEDITATION 146 00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:18,693 {\an7}WELL HAVE BEEN AT A MEDITATION RETREAT BECAUSE THEY WERE 147 00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:20,462 {\an7}RETREAT BECAUSE THEY WERE SELLING GUNS EVERYWHERE 148 00:12:20,462 --> 00:12:21,165 {\an7}SELLING GUNS EVERYWHERE INCLUDING THE PARKING LOT. 149 00:12:21,165 --> 00:12:22,726 {\an7}INCLUDING THE PARKING LOT. >> YOU WILL HOPEFULLY SELL THAT? 150 00:12:22,726 --> 00:12:23,825 {\an7}>> YOU WILL HOPEFULLY SELL THAT? YOU NEED A LICENSE? 151 00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:25,264 {\an7}YOU NEED A LICENSE? AND YOU KIND OF GO TO THE GUN 152 00:12:25,264 --> 00:12:25,594 {\an7}AND YOU KIND OF GO TO THE GUN SHOW? 153 00:12:25,594 --> 00:12:26,924 {\an7}SHOW? >> TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO 154 00:12:26,924 --> 00:12:28,858 {\an7}>> TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO BUY THEM, FIND WHAT YOU LIKE. 155 00:12:28,858 --> 00:12:30,495 {\an7}BUY THEM, FIND WHAT YOU LIKE. >> Jordan: IF SOMEONE IS LIKE, 156 00:12:30,495 --> 00:12:31,792 {\an7}>> Jordan: IF SOMEONE IS LIKE, I AM INTERESTED, I WILL BUY IT, 157 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,363 {\an7}I AM INTERESTED, I WILL BUY IT, WHAT DO YOU DO? 158 00:12:33,363 --> 00:12:35,033 {\an7}WHAT DO YOU DO? >> YOU KIND OF LOOK THEM OVER. 159 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:36,264 {\an7}>> YOU KIND OF LOOK THEM OVER. >> Jordan: THAT IS WHAT A 160 00:12:36,264 --> 00:12:37,198 {\an7}>> Jordan: THAT IS WHAT A BACKGROUND CHECK HERE IS IN 161 00:12:37,198 --> 00:12:37,528 {\an7}BACKGROUND CHECK HERE IS IN TULSA? 162 00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:39,231 {\an7}TULSA? >> THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE ARE 163 00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:40,825 {\an7}>> THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO COME TO MALICIOUSLY GET 164 00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:41,264 {\an7}GOING TO COME TO MALICIOUSLY GET GUNS MOSTLY. 165 00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:42,066 {\an7}GUNS MOSTLY. >> Jordan: WHY NOT? 166 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:44,033 {\an7}>> Jordan: WHY NOT? I GUESS IF I WAS LIKE, I NEED TO 167 00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:45,429 {\an7}I GUESS IF I WAS LIKE, I NEED TO GET A GUN QUICK TO DO BAD 168 00:12:45,429 --> 00:12:46,297 {\an7}GET A GUN QUICK TO DO BAD CHITCHAT, THIS IS ACTUALLY 169 00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:47,759 {\an7}CHITCHAT, THIS IS ACTUALLY EXACTLY WHERE I WOULD GO. 170 00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:49,033 {\an7}EXACTLY WHERE I WOULD GO. HOW MUCH IS THAT GOING FOR? 171 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:49,495 {\an7}HOW MUCH IS THAT GOING FOR? >> ABOUT 900. 172 00:12:49,495 --> 00:12:50,396 {\an7}>> ABOUT 900. >> Jordan: WHAT IF I CAME UP 173 00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:52,627 {\an7}>> Jordan: WHAT IF I CAME UP HERE AND WAS LIKE, HAD A LITTLE 174 00:12:52,627 --> 00:12:53,627 {\an7}HERE AND WAS LIKE, HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A ROUGH DAY, MY WIFE JUST 175 00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:54,924 {\an7}BIT OF A ROUGH DAY, MY WIFE JUST BROKE UP WITH ME, FEELING A 176 00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:55,561 {\an7}BROKE UP WITH ME, FEELING A LITTLE ON EDGE. 177 00:12:55,561 --> 00:12:59,693 {\an7}LITTLE ON EDGE. HOW MUCH FOR MY GUN? 178 00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:00,462 {\an7}HOW MUCH FOR MY GUN? >> IF SOMEBODY LOOKS STUPID OR 179 00:13:00,462 --> 00:13:02,594 {\an7}>> IF SOMEBODY LOOKS STUPID OR LOOKS LIKE HE IS CRAZY AS SHIT. 180 00:13:02,594 --> 00:13:03,660 {\an7}LOOKS LIKE HE IS CRAZY AS SHIT. >> Jordan: WHAT IF I SAY THE 181 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,429 {\an7}>> Jordan: WHAT IF I SAY THE WORDS THAT SOMEBODY IS CRAZY AS 182 00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:06,660 {\an7}WORDS THAT SOMEBODY IS CRAZY AS SHIT BUT I LOOKED COMPOSED LIKE 183 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,891 {\an7}SHIT BUT I LOOKED COMPOSED LIKE I DO RIGHT NOW? 184 00:13:08,891 --> 00:13:11,000 {\an7}I DO RIGHT NOW? >> I WOULD PROBABLY SELL IT TO 185 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:11,297 {\an7}>> I WOULD PROBABLY SELL IT TO YOU. 186 00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:12,363 {\an7}YOU. >> Jordan: THE SELECTION OF 187 00:13:12,363 --> 00:13:13,396 {\an7}>> Jordan: THE SELECTION OF FIREARMS WAS DIVERSE, THESE 188 00:13:13,396 --> 00:13:14,429 {\an7}FIREARMS WAS DIVERSE, THESE DAYS, THERE IS ONLY ONE REAL 189 00:13:14,429 --> 00:13:16,825 {\an7}DAYS, THERE IS ONLY ONE REAL STAR OF THE GUN SHOW. 190 00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:19,033 {\an7}STAR OF THE GUN SHOW. WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO SEE? 191 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:21,594 {\an7}WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO SEE? >> AR-15s, TACTICAL, JUST WANT 192 00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:23,462 {\an7}>> AR-15s, TACTICAL, JUST WANT TO ADD TO IT, TECHNICAL, MAKE IT 193 00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:24,000 {\an7}TO ADD TO IT, TECHNICAL, MAKE IT HAVE SOME LASERS. 194 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,594 {\an7}HAVE SOME LASERS. >> Jordan:>> Jordan: WHY IS THE 195 00:13:25,594 --> 00:13:27,396 {\an7}>> Jordan:>> Jordan: WHY IS THE SUCH A GOOD GUN? 196 00:13:27,396 --> 00:13:28,198 {\an7}SUCH A GOOD GUN? >> IT IS COOL. 197 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,264 {\an7}>> IT IS COOL. >> A LOT OF PEOPLE USE THEM FOR 198 00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:30,693 {\an7}>> A LOT OF PEOPLE USE THEM FOR DAY-TO-DAY. 199 00:13:30,693 --> 00:13:32,528 {\an7}DAY-TO-DAY. >> Jordan: THERE’S A LOT OF 200 00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:33,495 {\an7}>> Jordan: THERE’S A LOT OF DAY-TO-DAY AR-15 USAGE? 201 00:13:33,495 --> 00:13:36,726 {\an7}DAY-TO-DAY AR-15 USAGE? >> I HAVE AR STYLE BUT I USE IT 202 00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:37,429 {\an7}>> I HAVE AR STYLE BUT I USE IT FOR CALLED HUNTING. 203 00:13:37,429 --> 00:13:38,363 {\an7}FOR CALLED HUNTING. >> Jordan: HOG HUNTING? 204 00:13:38,363 --> 00:13:39,967 {\an7}>> Jordan: HOG HUNTING? >> Jordan: I GOT ONE FOR HOG 205 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:42,693 {\an7}>> Jordan: I GOT ONE FOR HOG HUNTING, SQUIRRELS, DEER, WILD H 206 00:13:42,693 --> 00:13:44,561 {\an7}HUNTING, SQUIRRELS, DEER, WILD H >> Jordan: YOU’RE KILLING WILD 207 00:13:44,561 --> 00:13:45,165 {\an7}>> Jordan: YOU’RE KILLING WILD HOGS? 208 00:13:45,165 --> 00:13:46,429 {\an7}HOGS? YOU’VE BEEN THREATENED BY PIGS? 209 00:13:46,429 --> 00:13:47,792 {\an7}YOU’VE BEEN THREATENED BY PIGS? >> MY DAD HAS. 210 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,858 {\an7}>> MY DAD HAS. >> Jordan: WHY DO YOU THINK 211 00:13:48,858 --> 00:13:50,495 {\an7}>> Jordan: WHY DO YOU THINK THE AR-15 IS SEEN AS SCARY? 212 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,132 {\an7}THE AR-15 IS SEEN AS SCARY? >> BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A 213 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:52,627 {\an7}>> BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A MILITARY WEAPON. 214 00:13:52,627 --> 00:13:54,066 {\an7}MILITARY WEAPON. >> Jordan: DO YOU THINK IT IS 215 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,594 {\an7}>> Jordan: DO YOU THINK IT IS SCARY BECAUSE IT KILLS A LOT OF 216 00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:56,099 {\an7}SCARY BECAUSE IT KILLS A LOT OF CHILDREN? 217 00:13:56,099 --> 00:13:57,528 {\an7}CHILDREN? >> THE WEAPON ITSELF DOESN’T 218 00:13:57,528 --> 00:13:58,066 {\an7}>> THE WEAPON ITSELF DOESN’T KILL THE CHILDREN. 219 00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,462 {\an7}KILL THE CHILDREN. IT IS A PERSON WIELDING THE 220 00:13:59,462 --> 00:13:59,825 {\an7}IT IS A PERSON WIELDING THE WEAPON. 221 00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:01,330 {\an7}WEAPON. >> Jordan: WHY DO THEY TEND TO 222 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:02,627 {\an7}>> Jordan: WHY DO THEY TEND TO USE THAT WEAPON IN PARTICULAR? 223 00:14:02,627 --> 00:14:04,330 {\an7}USE THAT WEAPON IN PARTICULAR? >> BECAUSE IN MEDIA IT IS 224 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:05,033 {\an7}>> BECAUSE IN MEDIA IT IS PORTRAYED THAT WAY. 225 00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:07,165 {\an7}PORTRAYED THAT WAY. >> Jordan: IN SCHOOLS, IT 226 00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:08,429 {\an7}>> Jordan: IN SCHOOLS, IT HAPPENS THAT WAY. 227 00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:09,594 {\an7}HAPPENS THAT WAY. AM I MISUNDERSTANDING THIS? 228 00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:12,000 {\an7}AM I MISUNDERSTANDING THIS? IF AR-15s AREN’T THE REAL 229 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,066 {\an7}IF AR-15s AREN’T THE REAL THREAT IN AMERICA, WHAT IS? 230 00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:19,099 {\an7}THREAT IN AMERICA, WHAT IS? >> LOOK UP BICYCLE ACCIDENTS. 231 00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:21,264 {\an7}>> LOOK UP BICYCLE ACCIDENTS. LOOK UP TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENTS. 232 00:14:21,264 --> 00:14:22,297 {\an7}LOOK UP TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENTS. >> ACID ATTACKS. 233 00:14:22,297 --> 00:14:23,462 {\an7}>> ACID ATTACKS. >> Jordan: ACID ATTACKS? 234 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,594 {\an7}>> Jordan: ACID ATTACKS? ARE THERE MASS ACID ATTACKS? 235 00:14:24,594 --> 00:14:26,924 {\an7}ARE THERE MASS ACID ATTACKS? >> NOT MASS BUT IT DOES HAPPEN. 236 00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:28,561 {\an7}>> NOT MASS BUT IT DOES HAPPEN. >> STATISTICALLY, THERE ARE MORE 237 00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:29,891 {\an7}>> STATISTICALLY, THERE ARE MORE MURDERS COMMITTED IN THIS 238 00:14:29,891 --> 00:14:31,297 {\an7}MURDERS COMMITTED IN THIS COUNTRY EVERY YEAR WITH HAMMERS, 239 00:14:31,297 --> 00:14:33,462 {\an7}COUNTRY EVERY YEAR WITH HAMMERS, BASEBALL BATS, AND OTHER BLUNT 240 00:14:33,462 --> 00:14:35,924 {\an7}BASEBALL BATS, AND OTHER BLUNT OBJECTS THAN ANY HANDGUN, RIFLE, 241 00:14:35,924 --> 00:14:36,924 {\an7}OBJECTS THAN ANY HANDGUN, RIFLE, SHOTGUN COMBINED. 242 00:14:36,924 --> 00:14:38,099 {\an7}SHOTGUN COMBINED. >> Jordan: BUT THAT STATISTIC 243 00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:39,462 {\an7}>> Jordan: BUT THAT STATISTIC CAN’T BE CORRECT. 244 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,561 {\an7}CAN’T BE CORRECT. >> MORE ACCIDENTS, FALLS, 245 00:14:42,561 --> 00:14:43,231 {\an7}>> MORE ACCIDENTS, FALLS, TOYS -- 246 00:14:43,231 --> 00:14:44,792 {\an7}TOYS -- >> TWO BY FOURS. 247 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,066 {\an7}>> TWO BY FOURS. >> YOUR TABLE. 248 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,462 {\an7}>> YOUR TABLE. >> Jordan: SEEMS LIKE WE 249 00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:49,528 {\an7}>> Jordan: SEEMS LIKE WE SHOULD BE LOOKING AT ALL MURDER 250 00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,231 {\an7}SHOULD BE LOOKING AT ALL MURDER WEAPONS FROM THE GAME OF CLUE 251 00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:53,858 {\an7}WEAPONS FROM THE GAME OF CLUE AND THEN THE OTHER LOWER LEVEL, 252 00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:54,363 {\an7}AND THEN THE OTHER LOWER LEVEL, THE AR-15. 253 00:14:54,363 --> 00:14:55,967 {\an7}THE AR-15. THE MORE I TALKED TO THESE 254 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:58,231 {\an7}THE MORE I TALKED TO THESE PEOPLE, THE MORE I WONDERED IF 255 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,099 {\an7}PEOPLE, THE MORE I WONDERED IF ALL OF HIS TACTICAL SHIT HAS 256 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:00,759 {\an7}ALL OF HIS TACTICAL SHIT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF GUN 257 00:15:00,759 --> 00:15:01,264 {\an7}ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF GUN CULTURE? 258 00:15:01,264 --> 00:15:02,264 {\an7}CULTURE? >> THIS IS A NEW THING. 259 00:15:02,264 --> 00:15:03,594 {\an7}>> THIS IS A NEW THING. >> THAT’S A NEW THING. 260 00:15:03,594 --> 00:15:05,495 {\an7}>> THAT’S A NEW THING. >> Jordan: I WENT TO MONTANA 261 00:15:05,495 --> 00:15:08,297 {\an7}>> Jordan: I WENT TO MONTANA TO TALK TO RYAN, WHO SPENT 25 262 00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:10,066 {\an7}TO TALK TO RYAN, WHO SPENT 25 YEARS IN THE GUN INDUSTRY, BUT 263 00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:11,528 {\an7}YEARS IN THE GUN INDUSTRY, BUT NOW ADVOCATES FOR GUN SAFETY. 264 00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:15,033 {\an7}NOW ADVOCATES FOR GUN SAFETY. >> I THINK WE TROUBLED BY THE 265 00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,231 {\an7}>> I THINK WE TROUBLED BY THE FIREARMS CULTURE THAT HAS 266 00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:17,528 {\an7}FIREARMS CULTURE THAT HAS EMERGED IN AND AROUND GUNS IN 267 00:15:17,528 --> 00:15:18,594 {\an7}EMERGED IN AND AROUND GUNS IN OUR COUNTRY NOW. 268 00:15:18,594 --> 00:15:20,627 {\an7}OUR COUNTRY NOW. IT MIRRORS MUCH OF OUR POLITICAL 269 00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:22,858 {\an7}IT MIRRORS MUCH OF OUR POLITICAL RADICALIZATION TEN 270 00:15:22,858 --> 00:15:24,429 {\an7}RADICALIZATION TEN TRANSFORMATION AS A COUNTRY. 271 00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:26,627 {\an7}TRANSFORMATION AS A COUNTRY. THE INDUSTRY ITSELF, PRIOR TO 272 00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:27,627 {\an7}THE INDUSTRY ITSELF, PRIOR TO ABOUT 20052006 WOULD NOT ALLOW 273 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,792 {\an7}ABOUT 20052006 WOULD NOT ALLOW ANY KIND OF TACTICAL GEAR, 274 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,726 {\an7}ANY KIND OF TACTICAL GEAR, HARDLY ANY AR-15s, NO BULLET 275 00:15:32,726 --> 00:15:36,099 {\an7}HARDLY ANY AR-15s, NO BULLET PROOF VEST, NO HELMETS, AT 276 00:15:36,099 --> 00:15:37,099 {\an7}PROOF VEST, NO HELMETS, AT SOME TRADE SHOWS. 277 00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:38,561 {\an7}SOME TRADE SHOWS. IT SEEMED LIKE THE INDUSTRY 278 00:15:38,561 --> 00:15:39,693 {\an7}IT SEEMED LIKE THE INDUSTRY UNDERSTOOD THAT PROPAGATING THAT 279 00:15:39,693 --> 00:15:42,660 {\an7}UNDERSTOOD THAT PROPAGATING THAT KIND OF THING COULD LEAD TO VERY 280 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:43,462 {\an7}KIND OF THING COULD LEAD TO VERY BAD SHIT. 281 00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:44,891 {\an7}BAD SHIT. >> Jordan: AR-15 AT A GUN SHOW 282 00:15:44,891 --> 00:15:48,264 {\an7}>> Jordan: AR-15 AT A GUN SHOW IN 2009 AND YOU ARE A WEIRDO? 283 00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,528 {\an7}IN 2009 AND YOU ARE A WEIRDO? >> 2008, 2009 WAS WHEN THE 284 00:15:49,528 --> 00:15:50,967 {\an7}>> 2008, 2009 WAS WHEN THE WEIRDO STUFF STARTS WEARING OFF 285 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,528 {\an7}WEIRDO STUFF STARTS WEARING OFF BUT YEAH, YOU WERE A WEIRDO 286 00:15:52,528 --> 00:15:53,099 {\an7}BUT YEAH, YOU WERE A WEIRDO THEN. 287 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:54,363 {\an7}THEN. NOW IT IS COMMONPLACE, NOW IT IS 288 00:15:54,363 --> 00:15:55,132 {\an7}NOW IT IS COMMONPLACE, NOW IT IS UBIQUITOUS. 289 00:15:55,132 --> 00:15:55,858 {\an7}UBIQUITOUS. >> Jordan: BUT THEY USED TO 290 00:15:55,858 --> 00:15:56,825 {\an7}>> Jordan: BUT THEY USED TO USED TO BE WEIRDOS. 291 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,759 {\an7}USED TO BE WEIRDOS. >> THEY USED TO BE WEIRDOS, YET. 292 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,924 {\an7}>> THEY USED TO BE WEIRDOS, YET. >> Jordan: AR -- I KNOW A LOT 293 00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:01,825 {\an7}>> Jordan: AR -- I KNOW A LOT OF LIBERALS THINKS IT STANDS FOR 294 00:16:01,825 --> 00:16:02,891 {\an7}OF LIBERALS THINKS IT STANDS FOR ASSAULT RIFLE. 295 00:16:02,891 --> 00:16:03,726 {\an7}ASSAULT RIFLE. THEY ARE WRONG. 296 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:07,000 {\an7}THEY ARE WRONG. IT STANDS FOR ARE YOU LOOKING AT 297 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:07,495 {\an7}IT STANDS FOR ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY SMALL PENIS? 298 00:16:07,495 --> 00:16:09,627 {\an7}MY SMALL PENIS? >> IT SOUNDS FOR THE FIRST 299 00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:11,792 {\an7}>> IT SOUNDS FOR THE FIRST COMPANY THAT DEVELOPED IT. 300 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:12,495 {\an7}COMPANY THAT DEVELOPED IT. >> Jordan: AUTOMATIC RIFLE. 301 00:16:12,495 --> 00:16:14,297 {\an7}>> Jordan: AUTOMATIC RIFLE. >> LIBERALS SEE THE AR-15 AND 302 00:16:14,297 --> 00:16:15,660 {\an7}>> LIBERALS SEE THE AR-15 AND TEND TO THINK IT IS A WEAPON. 303 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,231 {\an7}TEND TO THINK IT IS A WEAPON. IT FEELS LIKE YOU GO TO A GUN 304 00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:18,924 {\an7}IT FEELS LIKE YOU GO TO A GUN SHOW ON PEOPLE SAY IT IS FOR 305 00:16:18,924 --> 00:16:20,462 {\an7}SHOW ON PEOPLE SAY IT IS FOR HUNTING, IT IS FOR SPORTS. 306 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,231 {\an7}HUNTING, IT IS FOR SPORTS. WHO IS RIGHT? 307 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,726 {\an7}WHO IS RIGHT? >> ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT 308 00:16:23,726 --> 00:16:24,759 {\an7}>> ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT THE INDUSTRY’S OWN MARKETING AND 309 00:16:24,759 --> 00:16:26,297 {\an7}THE INDUSTRY’S OWN MARKETING AND P.R. FOR THE INDUSTRY SELLS IT 310 00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:28,396 {\an7}P.R. FOR THE INDUSTRY SELLS IT AS AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON OF WAR. 311 00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:30,297 {\an7}AS AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON OF WAR. >> Jordan: THEY ARE TRYING TO 312 00:16:30,297 --> 00:16:30,858 {\an7}>> Jordan: THEY ARE TRYING TO MARKET TOWARDS KIDS? 313 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,792 {\an7}MARKET TOWARDS KIDS? >> YEAH, SO GUNS HAVE LONG BEEN 314 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,231 {\an7}>> YEAH, SO GUNS HAVE LONG BEEN MARKETED TO KIDS, TARGET GUNS, 315 00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:37,858 {\an7}MARKETED TO KIDS, TARGET GUNS, TRYING TO GET KIDS INVOLVED INTO 316 00:16:37,858 --> 00:16:38,792 {\an7}TRYING TO GET KIDS INVOLVED INTO SHOOTING SPORTS AND HUNTING. 317 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,297 {\an7}SHOOTING SPORTS AND HUNTING. BUT WHAT IS DIFFERENT NOW IS 318 00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:42,033 {\an7}BUT WHAT IS DIFFERENT NOW IS THAT BEING MARKETED TO KIDS 319 00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:44,231 {\an7}THAT BEING MARKETED TO KIDS THROUGH THINGS LIKE THE JR 15, 320 00:16:44,231 --> 00:16:45,891 {\an7}THROUGH THINGS LIKE THE JR 15, THE JUNIOR 15, NOT THE AR-15 321 00:16:45,891 --> 00:16:47,627 {\an7}THE JUNIOR 15, NOT THE AR-15 COME WITH AGE AR-15. 322 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,561 {\an7}COME WITH AGE AR-15. IS DRUNK AND DOWN KIDS VERSION 323 00:16:49,561 --> 00:16:50,726 {\an7}IS DRUNK AND DOWN KIDS VERSION OF THE AR-15. 324 00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:52,627 {\an7}OF THE AR-15. >> Jordan: AJR-15. 325 00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:54,099 {\an7}>> Jordan: AJR-15. IS THAT IS SO LITTLE KIDS CAN 326 00:16:54,099 --> 00:16:54,759 {\an7}IS THAT IS SO LITTLE KIDS CAN STAND UP TO A GOVERNMENT 327 00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:55,165 {\an7}STAND UP TO A GOVERNMENT OVERREACH? 328 00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:56,924 {\an7}OVERREACH? >> IF YOU ARE A WORLD ABOUT 329 00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:58,891 {\an7}>> IF YOU ARE A WORLD ABOUT CHILD GROOMING, THERE IS YOUR 330 00:16:58,891 --> 00:16:59,396 {\an7}CHILD GROOMING, THERE IS YOUR CHILD GROOMING. 331 00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:01,792 {\an7}CHILD GROOMING. >> Jordan: THIS IS HOW GUN 332 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,132 {\an7}>> Jordan: THIS IS HOW GUN MANUFACTURERS ARE REACHING OUT 333 00:17:03,132 --> 00:17:04,033 {\an7}MANUFACTURERS ARE REACHING OUT TO THE PUBLIC. 334 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:06,528 {\an7}TO THE PUBLIC. >> THE JR-15, CHECK THIS OUT. 335 00:17:06,528 --> 00:17:08,231 {\an7}>> THE JR-15, CHECK THIS OUT. >> Jordan: WE HAVE PACIFIERS 336 00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:09,231 {\an7}>> Jordan: WE HAVE PACIFIERS AND A SKULL. 337 00:17:09,231 --> 00:17:10,528 {\an7}AND A SKULL. >> TACTICAL PACIFIER. 338 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:11,693 {\an7}>> TACTICAL PACIFIER. >> Jordan: TACTICAL PACIFIER. 339 00:17:11,693 --> 00:17:12,792 {\an7}>> Jordan: TACTICAL PACIFIER. MY 2.5-YEAR-OLD WOULD BE DRAWN 340 00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:13,297 {\an7}MY 2.5-YEAR-OLD WOULD BE DRAWN TO THAT. 341 00:17:13,297 --> 00:17:17,363 {\an7}TO THAT. >> THIS IS A MAGAZINE COVER. 342 00:17:17,363 --> 00:17:19,660 {\an7}>> THIS IS A MAGAZINE COVER. YOU HAVE THE VICIOUS SKATEBOARD 343 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:22,066 {\an7}YOU HAVE THE VICIOUS SKATEBOARD ATTACKER AND THE BOY’S FATHER 344 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:23,429 {\an7}ATTACKER AND THE BOY’S FATHER DEFENDING HIS TERRIBLY AFFECTED 345 00:17:23,429 --> 00:17:23,792 {\an7}DEFENDING HIS TERRIBLY AFFECTED FAMILY. 346 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,825 {\an7}FAMILY. >> Jordan: IS THAT IN CASE 347 00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:25,858 {\an7}>> Jordan: IS THAT IN CASE TONY HAWK GOES CRAZY? 348 00:17:25,858 --> 00:17:26,495 {\an7}TONY HAWK GOES CRAZY? >> YES. 349 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:28,132 {\an7}>> YES. >> Jordan: HONEY, GET THE 350 00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:30,231 {\an7}>> Jordan: HONEY, GET THE SWORD, TONY HAWK IS HERE. 351 00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:33,330 {\an7}SWORD, TONY HAWK IS HERE. >> 2018 HUGE AD AT THE INDUSTRY 352 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,967 {\an7}>> 2018 HUGE AD AT THE INDUSTRY TRADE SHOW, GUYS IN JEANS, 353 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,462 {\an7}TRADE SHOW, GUYS IN JEANS, T-SHIRTS, BACKWARDS BALL CAP, 354 00:17:38,462 --> 00:17:41,726 {\an7}T-SHIRTS, BACKWARDS BALL CAP, AR-15, STAND-DOWN PROTESTERS, 355 00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:44,660 {\an7}AR-15, STAND-DOWN PROTESTERS, HERE, YOU HAVE KYLE RITTENHOUSE. 356 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:46,660 {\an7}HERE, YOU HAVE KYLE RITTENHOUSE. JEANS, BACKWARDS BALL CAP, 357 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:47,792 {\an7}JEANS, BACKWARDS BALL CAP, T-SHIRT, AR-15, SHOOTING AT 358 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,165 {\an7}T-SHIRT, AR-15, SHOOTING AT PROTESTERS. 359 00:17:49,165 --> 00:17:49,967 {\an7}PROTESTERS. >> Jordan: THIS IS TWO YEARS 360 00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:50,627 {\an7}>> Jordan: THIS IS TWO YEARS APART. 361 00:17:50,627 --> 00:17:52,066 {\an7}APART. >> TWO YEARS APART. 362 00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:52,924 {\an7}>> TWO YEARS APART. THE MARKETING WORKS. 363 00:17:52,924 --> 00:17:54,297 {\an7}THE MARKETING WORKS. I DON’T KNOW HOW -- IF YOU CAN’T 364 00:17:54,297 --> 00:17:56,330 {\an7}I DON’T KNOW HOW -- IF YOU CAN’T DRAW A DIRECT LINE BETWEEN THOSE 365 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,561 {\an7}DRAW A DIRECT LINE BETWEEN THOSE TWO THINGS, I CAN’T HELP YOU. 366 00:17:57,561 --> 00:17:58,759 {\an7}TWO THINGS, I CAN’T HELP YOU. >> Jordan: WHAT ARE STEPS WE 367 00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:00,429 {\an7}>> Jordan: WHAT ARE STEPS WE CAN TAKE TO LIMIT THE NUMBER OF 368 00:18:00,429 --> 00:18:01,627 {\an7}CAN TAKE TO LIMIT THE NUMBER OF MASS SHOOTINGS WITH WEAPONS LIKE 369 00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:02,792 {\an7}MASS SHOOTINGS WITH WEAPONS LIKE THE ERROR 15? 370 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:05,099 {\an7}THE ERROR 15? >> I THINK, LIKE WITH POLITICS, 371 00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:07,528 {\an7}>> I THINK, LIKE WITH POLITICS, A LOT OF THIS IS ABOUT VOLUNTARY 372 00:18:07,528 --> 00:18:08,363 {\an7}A LOT OF THIS IS ABOUT VOLUNTARY SOCIAL NORMS. 373 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,297 {\an7}SOCIAL NORMS. YES, LEGISLATION NEEDS TO BE 374 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,066 {\an7}YES, LEGISLATION NEEDS TO BE ENTERED TO DO TO HELP REINFORCE 375 00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:11,825 {\an7}ENTERED TO DO TO HELP REINFORCE SOME OF THESE NORMS BUT SOME OF 376 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,165 {\an7}SOME OF THESE NORMS BUT SOME OF THIS IS GOING TO BE ON US. 377 00:18:14,165 --> 00:18:14,792 {\an7}THIS IS GOING TO BE ON US. >> Jordan: THAT’S RIGHT. 378 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:15,759 {\an7}>> Jordan: THAT’S RIGHT. IT IS ON US. 379 00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:17,165 {\an7}IT IS ON US. SO IT SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD FOR 380 00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:18,792 {\an7}SO IT SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD FOR ALL OF US TO COME TOGETHER AND 381 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,363 {\an7}ALL OF US TO COME TOGETHER AND AGREE ON WHAT WEAPONS SHOULD AND 382 00:18:20,363 --> 00:18:22,297 {\an7}AGREE ON WHAT WEAPONS SHOULD AND SHOULD NOT BE OWNED BY THE 383 00:18:22,297 --> 00:18:22,825 {\an7}SHOULD NOT BE OWNED BY THE AVERAGE CIVILIAN. 384 00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:24,528 {\an7}AVERAGE CIVILIAN. SHOULD WE BE ABLE TO BUY TANKS? 385 00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:26,528 {\an7}SHOULD WE BE ABLE TO BUY TANKS? >> YOU BUT YOU. 386 00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:27,033 {\an7}>> YOU BUT YOU. >> Jordan: YEAH? 387 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:27,967 {\an7}>> Jordan: YEAH? >> YOU BUT YOU. 388 00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:29,099 {\an7}>> YOU BUT YOU. >> Jordan: TANKS ARE OKAY. 389 00:18:29,099 --> 00:18:33,198 {\an7}>> Jordan: TANKS ARE OKAY. SOON WOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE AN 390 00:18:33,198 --> 00:18:34,198 {\an7}SOON WOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE AN APACHE HELICOPTER? 391 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,660 {\an7}APACHE HELICOPTER? THERE SHOULD BE A LINE OF THE 392 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:36,967 {\an7}THERE SHOULD BE A LINE OF THE THINGS THAT ARE AVAILABLE? 393 00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,066 {\an7}THINGS THAT ARE AVAILABLE? >> MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T GO ALONG 394 00:18:38,066 --> 00:18:40,660 {\an7}>> MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T GO ALONG WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS DROPPED TO 395 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:41,066 {\an7}WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS DROPPED TO HER BACK. 396 00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:42,924 {\an7}HER BACK. >> Jordan: THAT IS THE LINE? 397 00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:45,561 {\an7}>> Jordan: THAT IS THE LINE? YOU DON’T HAVE TO BITE, NUCLEAR 398 00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:46,627 {\an7}YOU DON’T HAVE TO BITE, NUCLEAR BOMBS, WE STILL HAVE SOME 399 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,363 {\an7}BOMBS, WE STILL HAVE SOME FIGURING OUT TO DO. 400 00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:52,099 {\an7}FIGURING OUT TO DO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 401 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,330 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jordan: STAY TUNED. 402 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,462 {\an7}>> Jordan: STAY TUNED. WHEN WE COME BACK, 403 00:18:54,462 --> 00:18:55,627 {\an7}WHEN WE COME BACK, CHARLEY CROCKETT WILL BE 404 00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:56,693 {\an7}CHARLEY CROCKETT WILL BE JOINING ME ON THE SHOW. 405 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:22,203 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 406 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:22,972 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 407 00:19:22,972 --> 00:19:23,731 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO 408 00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:24,269 {\an7}>> Jordan: WELCOME BACK TO "THE DAILY SHOW." 409 00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:25,840 {\an7}"THE DAILY SHOW." MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A CRITICALLY 410 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,533 {\an7}MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MUSICIAN WHOSE NEW 411 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,731 {\an7}ACCLAIMED MUSICIAN WHOSE NEW ALBUM, "THE MAN FROM WACO 412 00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:29,500 {\an7}ALBUM, "THE MAN FROM WACO REDUX," WILL BE OUT ON MAY 26TH. 413 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,269 {\an7}REDUX," WILL BE OUT ON MAY 26TH. PLEASE WELCOME CHARLEY CROCKETT! 414 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,005 {\an7}PLEASE WELCOME CHARLEY CROCKETT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 415 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:32,335 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 416 00:19:32,335 --> 00:19:35,972 {\an7}♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 417 00:19:35,972 --> 00:19:37,906 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] CHARLEY CROCKETT! 418 00:19:37,906 --> 00:19:38,467 {\an7}CHARLEY CROCKETT! WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 419 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:39,533 {\an7}WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I’VE BEEN A BIG FAN FOR QUITE 420 00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:40,840 {\an7}I’VE BEEN A BIG FAN FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 421 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,005 {\an7}SOME TIME. YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY. 422 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:42,698 {\an7}YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY. I FEEL LIKE I DRESSED DOWN. 423 00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:43,500 {\an7}I FEEL LIKE I DRESSED DOWN. YOU’VE GOT A COOL ASS HAT. 424 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,269 {\an7}YOU’VE GOT A COOL ASS HAT. DOES BEING A COOL MUSICIAN, IS 425 00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,269 {\an7}DOES BEING A COOL MUSICIAN, IS IT EVER EXHAUSTING TO HAVE 426 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,302 {\an7}IT EVER EXHAUSTING TO HAVE TO ALWAYS LOOK IMPRESSIVE? 427 00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:47,368 {\an7}TO ALWAYS LOOK IMPRESSIVE? YOU EVER WANT TO ADAM SANDLER IT 428 00:19:47,368 --> 00:19:47,939 {\an7}YOU EVER WANT TO ADAM SANDLER IT AND GO CARGO SHORTS? 429 00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:49,665 {\an7}AND GO CARGO SHORTS? >> [LAUGHS] 430 00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:50,906 {\an7}>> [LAUGHS] WELL, MY GIRL PROBABLY WISHES I 431 00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:52,500 {\an7}WELL, MY GIRL PROBABLY WISHES I DID THAT MORE OFTEN. 432 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:52,906 {\an7}DID THAT MORE OFTEN. [LAUGHTER] 433 00:19:52,906 --> 00:19:53,731 {\an7}[LAUGHTER] >> Jordan: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING 434 00:19:53,731 --> 00:19:56,533 {\an7}>> Jordan: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING STORY. 435 00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,071 {\an7}STORY. YOU HAVE BUSKED, I KNOW YOU HAVE 436 00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,566 {\an7}YOU HAVE BUSKED, I KNOW YOU HAVE RECORD CONTRACTS, YOU’VE LEFT 437 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,368 {\an7}RECORD CONTRACTS, YOU’VE LEFT RECORD CONTRACTS, YOU HAVE FOUND 438 00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:02,797 {\an7}RECORD CONTRACTS, YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR OWN WAY. 439 00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:03,939 {\an7}YOUR OWN WAY. HOW MUCH OF IT FOR YOU IS IT 440 00:20:03,939 --> 00:20:04,764 {\an7}HOW MUCH OF IT FOR YOU IS IT ABOUT GETTING TO SOME FINAL 441 00:20:04,764 --> 00:20:06,401 {\an7}ABOUT GETTING TO SOME FINAL PLACE? 442 00:20:06,401 --> 00:20:09,269 {\an7}PLACE? IS THERE A SUCCESS FOR YOU THAT 443 00:20:09,269 --> 00:20:11,972 {\an7}IS THERE A SUCCESS FOR YOU THAT WILL LET YOU -- FORGIVE ME -- TO 444 00:20:11,972 --> 00:20:13,665 {\an7}WILL LET YOU -- FORGIVE ME -- TO HIT YOUR HORSE AND SAY, 445 00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:14,434 {\an7}HIT YOUR HORSE AND SAY, "GIDDYUP" -- 446 00:20:14,434 --> 00:20:16,434 {\an7}"GIDDYUP" -- FORGIVE ME. 447 00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:20,665 {\an7}FORGIVE ME. I’M GOING TO BACK TRACK THAT. 448 00:20:20,665 --> 00:20:23,665 {\an7}I’M GOING TO BACK TRACK THAT. >> HE IS FROM MICHIGAN. 449 00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:25,236 {\an7}>> HE IS FROM MICHIGAN. >> Jordan: I’M FROM MICHIGAN. 450 00:20:25,236 --> 00:20:25,632 {\an7}>> Jordan: I’M FROM MICHIGAN. [LAUGHTER] 451 00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,038 {\an7}[LAUGHTER] IS THERE -- IS SUCCESS A LANDING 452 00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:27,840 {\an7}IS THERE -- IS SUCCESS A LANDING SPOT OR IS IT A JOURNEY FOR YOU? 453 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,599 {\an7}SPOT OR IS IT A JOURNEY FOR YOU? >> I’VE BEEN DOING THIS RAMBLING 454 00:20:28,599 --> 00:20:33,038 {\an7}>> I’VE BEEN DOING THIS RAMBLING PIECE THAT THEY’VE BEEN WORKING 455 00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:33,698 {\an7}PIECE THAT THEY’VE BEEN WORKING ON IN A TEXAS MAGAZINE FOR 456 00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:34,566 {\an7}ON IN A TEXAS MAGAZINE FOR MONTHS. 457 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,104 {\an7}MONTHS. ACTUALLY, WE WERE UP HERE IN 458 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:36,906 {\an7}ACTUALLY, WE WERE UP HERE IN NEW YORK WITH WILLIE NOT TOO FAR 459 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:39,764 {\an7}NEW YORK WITH WILLIE NOT TOO FAR BACK, THIS JOURNALIST WAS UP 460 00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:40,797 {\an7}BACK, THIS JOURNALIST WAS UP HERE WITH ME, THEY INTERVIEWED 461 00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:41,939 {\an7}HERE WITH ME, THEY INTERVIEWED EVERYONE I EVER DEALT WITH IN 462 00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,236 {\an7}EVERYONE I EVER DEALT WITH IN THE BUSINESS FOR THE MOST PART. 463 00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:45,500 {\an7}THE BUSINESS FOR THE MOST PART. AND MY FIRST RECORD DEAL, I WAS 464 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,434 {\an7}AND MY FIRST RECORD DEAL, I WAS DISCOVERED ON THE R TRAIN HERE 465 00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:55,170 {\an7}DISCOVERED ON THE R TRAIN HERE IN MANHATTAN. 466 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,038 {\an7}IN MANHATTAN. BUT YOU KNOW, THE DEAL THAT I 467 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:57,873 {\an7}BUT YOU KNOW, THE DEAL THAT I DREAMT OF, LIKE YOU HAVE HEARD 468 00:20:57,873 --> 00:20:59,467 {\an7}DREAMT OF, LIKE YOU HAVE HEARD MANY TIMES BEFORE, IT NEVER IS 469 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,533 {\an7}MANY TIMES BEFORE, IT NEVER IS WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE. 470 00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:07,698 {\an7}WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE. AND SO ANYWAY, THEY ARE DOING 471 00:21:07,698 --> 00:21:12,203 {\an7}AND SO ANYWAY, THEY ARE DOING THIS BIG PIECE ON ME NOW, 472 00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,236 {\an7}THIS BIG PIECE ON ME NOW, BUT THIS JOURNALIST WAS SAYING 473 00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:15,005 {\an7}BUT THIS JOURNALIST WAS SAYING THAT A COUPLE OF MY OLD 474 00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:16,335 {\an7}THAT A COUPLE OF MY OLD MANAGERS, THEY SAID, CHARLEY, 475 00:21:16,335 --> 00:21:17,500 {\an7}MANAGERS, THEY SAID, CHARLEY, THEY ALL SAID YOU HAVE A PLAN, 476 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,972 {\an7}THEY ALL SAID YOU HAVE A PLAN, THEY KNEW WHERE YOU WERE GOING, 477 00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:20,203 {\an7}THEY KNEW WHERE YOU WERE GOING, THEY KNEW YOU HAD THIS GRAND 478 00:21:20,203 --> 00:21:20,566 {\an7}THEY KNEW YOU HAD THIS GRAND SCHEME. 479 00:21:20,566 --> 00:21:21,071 {\an7}SCHEME. BUT I NEVER DID. 480 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,302 {\an7}BUT I NEVER DID. YOU KNOW? 481 00:21:22,302 --> 00:21:23,698 {\an7}YOU KNOW? THE REASON I STARTED PLAYING IN 482 00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:25,071 {\an7}THE REASON I STARTED PLAYING IN PUBLIC AND ON STREET CORNERS IN 483 00:21:25,071 --> 00:21:26,599 {\an7}PUBLIC AND ON STREET CORNERS IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS, THIS WAS A 484 00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:27,401 {\an7}THE FIRST PLACE WAS, THIS WAS A CAREER OF LAST RESORT. 485 00:21:27,401 --> 00:21:28,170 {\an7}CAREER OF LAST RESORT. HARD LUCK AND CIRCUMSTANCES PUT 486 00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:28,972 {\an7}HARD LUCK AND CIRCUMSTANCES PUT ME ON STREET CORNERS. 487 00:21:28,972 --> 00:21:30,368 {\an7}ME ON STREET CORNERS. I WOULDN’T BE IN THIS BUSINESS 488 00:21:30,368 --> 00:21:31,434 {\an7}I WOULDN’T BE IN THIS BUSINESS IF I HAD HAD AN EASY WAY. 489 00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:33,434 {\an7}IF I HAD HAD AN EASY WAY. AND SO THERE WAS NO GRAND SCHEME 490 00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:34,401 {\an7}AND SO THERE WAS NO GRAND SCHEME TO BEAT THE GAME. 491 00:21:34,401 --> 00:21:35,764 {\an7}TO BEAT THE GAME. THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED TO 492 00:21:35,764 --> 00:21:37,170 {\an7}THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED TO DO WAS KEEP PLAYING, YOU KNOW? 493 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,500 {\an7}DO WAS KEEP PLAYING, YOU KNOW? I AM NOT A COWBOY. 494 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,104 {\an7}I AM NOT A COWBOY. I AM A COWBOY SINGER. 495 00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:43,038 {\an7}I AM A COWBOY SINGER. I WANT TO KEEP SINGING MY 496 00:21:43,038 --> 00:21:43,500 {\an7}I WANT TO KEEP SINGING MY COWBOY SONGS. 497 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,203 {\an7}COWBOY SONGS. THEY MIGHT SOUND A LITTLE 498 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:44,939 {\an7}THEY MIGHT SOUND A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN SOME OF THE OLD 499 00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:46,203 {\an7}DIFFERENT THAN SOME OF THE OLD BOYS. 500 00:21:46,203 --> 00:21:47,434 {\an7}BOYS. >> Jordan: AND YOU ARE HERE 501 00:21:47,434 --> 00:21:48,873 {\an7}>> Jordan: AND YOU ARE HERE WITH US TONIGHT. 502 00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:51,302 {\an7}WITH US TONIGHT. YOU GOING TO PLAY US A SONG? 503 00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:52,005 {\an7}YOU GOING TO PLAY US A SONG? >> YEAH, IF YOU WILL LET ME. 504 00:21:52,005 --> 00:21:52,764 {\an7}>> YEAH, IF YOU WILL LET ME. >> Jordan: I WILL LET YOU. 505 00:21:52,764 --> 00:21:54,005 {\an7}>> Jordan: I WILL LET YOU. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 506 00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:54,731 {\an7}[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] "THE MAN FROM WACO REDUX" WILL 507 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:55,972 {\an7}"THE MAN FROM WACO REDUX" WILL BE OUT MAY 26. 508 00:21:55,972 --> 00:21:56,665 {\an7}BE OUT MAY 26. BE SURE TO STAY TUNED FOR A 509 00:21:56,665 --> 00:21:58,137 {\an7}BE SURE TO STAY TUNED FOR A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AFTER THE 510 00:21:58,137 --> 00:21:58,873 {\an7}SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AFTER THE BREAK. 511 00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:31,649 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Jordan: NOW TO PERFORM "NAME ON A BILLBOARD," PLEASE 512 00:22:31,649 --> 00:22:42,059 WELCOME BACK CHARLEY CROCKETT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ ♪ I'M GOIN' TO L.A. ♪ 513 00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:46,163 ♪ GONNA TAKE A RIDE ♪ ♪ AIN'T GOT MUCH TO LOSE ♪ ♪ NOT EVEN MY PRIDE ♪ ♪ THINK I'LL BUY SOME THINGS 514 00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:52,136 I CAN'T AFFORD ♪ ♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A BILLBOARD ♪ ♪ HELLO, SON, WE'RE SURE GLAD 515 00:22:52,136 --> 00:22:58,609 THAT YOU'RE HERE ♪ ♪ COME ON IN ♪ ♪ THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY APPEAR ♪ 516 00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:04,782 ♪ SIT RIGHT DOWN WHILE WE SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU NUMBER ONE ♪ 517 00:23:04,782 --> 00:23:08,319 ♪ I'M GOIN' TO L.A. ♪ ♪ GONNA TAKE A RIDE ♪ ♪ AIN'T GOT MUCH TO LOSE ♪ ♪ NOT EVEN MY PRIDE ♪ 518 00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:14,758 ♪ THINK I'LL BUY SOME THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD ♪ ♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A BILLBOARD ♪ 519 00:23:14,758 --> 00:23:22,700 ♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME IS UP IN LIGHTS ♪ ♪ SOMEHOW I STILL DON'T FEEL RIGHT ♪ 520 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:34,144 ♪ I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO EVEN UP THE SCORE ♪ ♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A BILLBOARD ♪ 521 00:23:34,144 --> 00:23:44,755 ♪ ♪ ♪ THANK YOU, SIR ♪ ♪ I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH ♪ 522 00:23:44,755 --> 00:23:51,996 ♪ WISH I COULD STAY ♪ ♪ STAY AROUND FOR YOUR FREE LUNCH ♪ ♪ I GOT TO GO, AND I HOPE YOU 523 00:23:51,996 --> 00:24:00,404 UNDERSTAND ♪ ♪ THAT I'M NOT THAT KIND OF MAN ♪ ♪ I'M GOIN' TO L.A. ♪ 524 00:24:00,404 --> 00:24:09,780 ♪ GONNA TAKE A RIDE ♪ ♪ AIN'T GOT MUCH TO LOSE ♪ ♪ NOT EVEN MY PRIDE ♪ ♪ THINK I'LL BUY SOME THINGS 525 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:18,422 I CAN'T AFFORD ♪ ♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A BILLBOARD ♪ ♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME IS UP IN 526 00:24:18,422 --> 00:24:25,829 LIGHTS ♪ ♪ SOMEHOW I STILL DON'T FEEL RIGHT ♪ ♪ I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO EVEN UP 527 00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:34,905 THE SCORE ♪ ♪ HEY, LOOK, MY NAME'S ON A BILLBOARD ♪ ♪ I'M GOIN' TO L.A. ♪ 528 00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:38,275 ♪ GONNA TAKE A RIDE ♪ ♪ AIN'T GOT MUCH TO LOSE ♪