1 00:00:01,967 --> 00:00:02,633 * 2 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:03,933 >> Announcer: FROM 3 00:00:03,933 --> 00:00:05,000 NEW YORK CITY, THE ONLY CITY IN 4 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,900 AMERICA, IT'S THE SHOW THAT 5 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:08,067 INVENTED NEWS. 6 00:00:08,067 --> 00:00:09,067 THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH 7 00:00:09,067 --> 00:00:13,233 YOUR HOST, DULCE SLOAN! 8 00:00:13,233 --> 00:00:18,167 * 9 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:23,100 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 10 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:27,200 * 11 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,367 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 12 00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:29,133 >> Dulce: HELLO, FRIENDS! 13 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:30,267 WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW!" 14 00:00:30,267 --> 00:00:33,300 I'M DULCE SLOAN. 15 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,000 AND IT'S MY FIRST NIGHT, AND 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 I'LL BE HONEST WITH Y'ALL: 17 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,733 I'M NERVOUS... 18 00:00:38,733 --> 00:00:40,433 THAT I MIGHT CRUSH THIS TOO 19 00:00:40,433 --> 00:00:42,433 HARD! 20 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,600 OKAY! 21 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,400 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 22 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,033 AND MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD 23 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:48,733 INCREDIBLY JEALOUS! 24 00:00:48,733 --> 00:00:49,033 OH! 25 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:49,767 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 26 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:52,733 TONIGHT. 27 00:00:52,733 --> 00:00:57,467 MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE WINNER 28 00:00:57,467 --> 00:00:58,600 OF SEASON 15 OF 29 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,467 "RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE": 30 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:02,233 SASHA COLBY IS HERE! 31 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:03,200 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 32 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,667 BUT WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, 33 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:05,367 SO LET'S GET INTO HEADLINES! 34 00:01:05,367 --> 00:01:05,700 * 35 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:10,900 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 36 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:11,967 LET'S KICK THINGS OFF WITH A BIG 37 00:01:11,967 --> 00:01:13,433 SPORTS COMEBACK STORY. 38 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:16,067 AND I'M TALKING ABOUT A REAL 39 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:16,433 COMEBACK. 40 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:19,567 NONE OF THIS "WE WERE SHIT 20 41 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:22,100 YEARS STRAIGHT BUT 42 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,133 NOW WE ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS 43 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:26,633 BULLSHIT. 44 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:27,100 YOU KNOW WHAT? 45 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:27,800 CALL ME WHEN YOU GET A RING. 46 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,567 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO 47 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:29,467 CAME BACK FROM A RUSSIAN GULAG: 48 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:32,100 BRITTNEY GRINER. 49 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:38,700 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 50 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,567 THE WNBA STAR IS NOW SAYING THAT 51 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,533 AFTER WHAT HAPPENED IN RUSSIA, 52 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:43,933 SHE IS NEVER PLAYING OVERSEAS 53 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:44,967 AGAIN. 54 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:45,800 AND I FEEL YOU. 55 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,333 IF THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME, 56 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:50,400 FORGET OVERSEAS. 57 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,267 I WOULDN'T PLAY BASKETBALL 58 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:51,667 ANYWHERE. 59 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:52,333 NOT IN AMERICA, NOT IN MY 60 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,100 BACKYARD. 61 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,500 I WOULDN'T EVEN WATCH 62 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:56,933 BASKETBALL! 63 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:58,600 I WOULD BECOME THE FIRST BLACK 64 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,567 WOMAN TO WATCH HOCKEY. 65 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:00,567 I MEAN, REALLY. 66 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:02,200 THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE WENT 67 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:02,767 THROUGH. 68 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:04,167 SHE WENT TO RUSSIA TO PLAY 69 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:04,900 BASKETBALL AND SHE ENDED UP IN 70 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:05,567 JAIL! 71 00:02:05,567 --> 00:02:07,167 STAYING OUT OF JAIL IS THE WHOLE 72 00:02:07,167 --> 00:02:07,867 REASON BLACK PEOPLE STARTED 73 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:08,633 PLAYING BASKETBALL IN THE FIRST 74 00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:08,967 PLACE. 75 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:12,133 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE LIKE IT! 76 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:15,167 BOUNCING A BALL LIKE A CHILD, 77 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:17,233 RUNNING AROUND BACK AND FORTH. 78 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:18,667 OH, IT'S EXHAUSTING. 79 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:20,333 THAT EDGES EVEN SO MAKE A REAL 80 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:20,733 JOB. 81 00:02:20,733 --> 00:02:22,633 AND I'M SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS? 82 00:02:22,633 --> 00:02:23,833 PLUS, THE SHORTS ARE WAY TOO 83 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:24,233 LONG NOW. 84 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:25,567 WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE 85 00:02:25,567 --> 00:02:28,466 WILT CHAMBERLIN SHORTS? 86 00:02:28,466 --> 00:02:33,067 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 87 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:34,267 YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO SEE IF A 88 00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:38,400 MAN IS CIRCUMCISED. 89 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,067 LOOK AT THE WHITE SHORTS. 90 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:42,133 YOU CAN SEE! 91 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:43,833 I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU ARE 92 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:45,233 COMING FROM, BRITTNEY, AND I 93 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,600 KNOW PEOPLE ARE SAYING "HOW CAN 94 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,800 SHE NEVER TRAVEL AGAIN?" 95 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,433 AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE WHITE. 96 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,733 WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS DO THIS. 97 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:56,267 A SHARK WILL BITE OFF THEIR 98 00:02:56,267 --> 00:02:57,067 WHOLE ARM AND THEY WILL BE LIKE 99 00:02:57,067 --> 00:03:01,167 "I'M GOING BACK IN THE OCEAN OR 100 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:02,133 THE SHARK WINS." 101 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:05,067 BITCH, THE SHARK ALREADY WON! 102 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:05,767 IT IS SWIMMING AROUND SLAPPING 103 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:14,167 OTHER SHARKS WITH YOUR ARM! 104 00:03:14,167 --> 00:03:15,500 BUT LET'S MOVE ONTO ANOTHER 105 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,167 ACCOMPLISHED BLACK WOMAN. 106 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:17,100 CLEOPATRA! 107 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:17,800 AND DON'T TELL ME SHE WASN'T 108 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,633 BLACK. 109 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,567 I'M ALREADY HEARING ENOUGH OF 110 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:20,133 THAT FROM EGYPT. 111 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,067 >> WELL, THE FOLKS IN EGYPT ARE 112 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,133 ACCUSING NETFLIX OF 113 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:24,400 MISREPRESENTING HISTORY IN 114 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,167 NETFLIX'S NEW DOCUSERIES CALLED 115 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,067 "QUEEN CLEOPATRA." 116 00:03:27,067 --> 00:03:28,600 >> YEAH, THE COUNTRY IS ACTUALLY 117 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,800 CRITICIZING THE DECISION TO CAST 118 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,933 A BLACK WOMAN TO PLAY THE TITLE 119 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:33,633 ROLE IN SERIES REENACTMENTS. 120 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:34,600 NETFLIX SAYS THE CASTING 121 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,533 DECISION WAS INTENDED TO 122 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:39,867 ACKNOWLEDGE THE CENTURIES LONG 123 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:40,600 CONVERSATION ABOUT THE RULER'S 124 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,267 RACE AND THE MULTICULTURAL 125 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:42,067 HISTORY OF EGYPT. 126 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:42,733 BUT OFFICIALS IN CAIRO ARE 127 00:03:42,733 --> 00:03:43,833 CALLING IT A BLATANT HISTORICAL 128 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,567 FALLACY, CLAIMING THAT CLEOPATRA 129 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:46,400 WAS FAIR-SKINNED AND OF GREEK 130 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,533 DESCENT. 131 00:03:50,533 --> 00:03:53,100 >> Dulce: OH, OKAY, EGYPT IS 132 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:53,800 CONCERNED ABOUT "HISTORICAL 133 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:58,400 ACCURACY." 134 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,133 I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COMPLAINING 135 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:04,400 WHEN ALL THEM MUMMY MOVIES CAME 136 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,300 OUT. 137 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,433 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 138 00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:13,067 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 139 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:14,700 WE GOT MOMMIES COMING BACK FROM 140 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:14,967 THE 141 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:16,800 DEAD, CHASING BRENDAN FRASER, 142 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,433 Y'ALL DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, THEN 143 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,267 A BLACK WOMAN PLAYS CLEOPATRA 144 00:04:20,267 --> 00:04:21,200 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT IS 145 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,067 LIKE -- THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, THAT 146 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:24,767 DIDN'T HAPPEN, NO. 147 00:04:24,767 --> 00:04:27,633 THE MUMMY, THAT WAS REAL. 148 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:28,633 THIS, NO. 149 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:30,332 LIKE, WHAT OUR EGYPTIANS SO 150 00:04:30,332 --> 00:04:31,200 AFRAID OF? 151 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,233 YOU THINK CLEO PATRICK IS GOING 152 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:35,967 TO TURN YOUR HISTORY INTO A 153 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:39,067 BLAXPLOITATION FILM? 154 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:41,467 YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE 155 00:04:41,467 --> 00:04:43,867 CRUISING DOWN THE NILE SAYING " 156 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:44,867 "THIS IS MY PYRAMID NOW, YOU 157 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:48,767 JIVE TURKEYS!" 158 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:50,067 YOU CAN HAVE CLEOPATRA BUT THEN 159 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:56,533 WE GET JESUS. 160 00:04:56,533 --> 00:04:58,600 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 161 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,200 I MEAN, IT'S ONLY FAIR. 162 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,067 WE ALL KNOW JESUS WAS BLACK, 163 00:05:03,067 --> 00:05:04,933 BECAUSE HE WAS FOUND GUILTY IN 164 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:08,567 COURT AND HE DID NOTHING WRONG! 165 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:11,400 AND SINCE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 166 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,267 REPRESENTATION, LET'S TALK ABOUT 167 00:05:13,267 --> 00:05:14,900 WHAT MERMAIDS REALLY LOOK LIKE. 168 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,800 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT 169 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,200 MS. HALEY. 170 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:17,500 NO. 171 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,767 THERE IS A NEW CONTROVERSY ABOUT 172 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:22,400 A STATUE THAT SOME PEOPLE SAY IS 173 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,367 TOO DAMN SEXY. 174 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:27,533 I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT THING. 175 00:05:27,533 --> 00:05:31,567 YOU GOT MERMAID 176 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:33,133 MERMAID THEE STALLION OVER HERE. 177 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,500 THIS IS THE FIRST STATUE 178 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,267 WHERE EVERY TIME YOU WALK UP TO 179 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:35,700 IT, IT PLAYS 180 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,167 "BODY-ODY-ODY-ODY..." 181 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:40,100 NOW LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO GIVE ME 182 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:40,533 A 183 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:41,332 MERMAID SOME BIG OL' TITTIES, 184 00:05:41,332 --> 00:05:47,067 THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 185 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:47,967 WHERE IT GETS CONFUSING IS THAT 186 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:50,267 ASS. 187 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,832 COME ON. 188 00:05:52,832 --> 00:05:54,567 WE ALL KNOW THAT FISH DON'T HAVE 189 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:55,167 AN ASS. 190 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,267 IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE THE 191 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:57,067 SCULPTOR FIGURED OUT TOO LATE 192 00:05:57,067 --> 00:06:03,533 THAT HE COULDN'T DO LEGS. 193 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:04,433 HE MESSED 'EM UP SO BAD, HE HAD 194 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,433 TO PIVOT TO MERMAID ON THE FLY. 195 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:09,200 AND THAT'S NOT JUST ANY ASS, 196 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,133 THAT MERMAID IS WORKING WITH 197 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:14,200 CERTIFIED CAKE. 198 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:17,767 YOU HEAR ME? 199 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:18,600 I'M TALKING FULL BAKERIES. 200 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,700 EVEN SIR MIXALOT IS LIKE, 201 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:22,567 "YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS TOO 202 00:06:22,567 --> 00:06:25,567 FAR." 203 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:29,832 IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF THIS 204 00:06:29,832 --> 00:06:31,067 YOUNG LADY, CHECK HER OUT ON 205 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:33,800 ONLYFINS. 206 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,100 [APPLAUSE] 207 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:38,400 SO THAT MERMAID STORY WAS FOR 208 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,600 THE MEN OUT THERE BUT I GOT A 209 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,367 LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES. 210 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,067 >> YES, THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS 211 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:43,433 LIKE. 212 00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:44,600 AN ICEBERG JUST OFF THE COST OF 213 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,367 HARBOR GRACE, NEWFOUNDLAND, WITH 214 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:50,167 A VERY PARTICULAR SHAPE. 215 00:06:50,167 --> 00:06:52,133 >> I'VE PERFECTLY NEVER SEEN 216 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:53,067 ANYTHING LIKE IT. 217 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,700 FROM THE RIGHT ANGLE, IT APPEARS 218 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:55,467 TO REPLICATE CERTAIN BODY PARTS 219 00:06:55,467 --> 00:07:00,067 FROM A MALE. 220 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,100 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S, LIKE, 50 221 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:01,500 FEET TALL. 222 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,233 BY FAR, IT'S THE BIGGEST I'VE 223 00:07:02,233 --> 00:07:02,867 SEEN. 224 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:04,067 >> IT DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE WHAT 225 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:04,733 PEOPLE ARE SAYING, ALMOST A 226 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:06,333 LITTLE BIT TOO GRAPHIC. 227 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,767 >> IT'S A VERY LARGE MALE 228 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,867 MEMBER. 229 00:07:09,867 --> 00:07:10,633 THERE'S NO MISTAKING THAT'S WHAT 230 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:11,800 IT LOOKS LIKE. 231 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,167 I'M NOT SURE IF WE CAN SAY THIS 232 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,367 ON THE AIR, BUT I'M GOING TO, IT 233 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:19,600 LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. 234 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,300 [LAUGHTER] 235 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,667 >> Dulce: SHE DIDN'T WANT TO 236 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:27,667 SAY IT BUT SHE DID! 237 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,067 NOW SEE, THAT'S THE REAL NORTH 238 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:31,600 BOWL RIGHT THERE. 239 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,600 IF THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE 240 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,867 WHEN IT'S COLD, I WANT TO SEE IT 241 00:07:34,867 --> 00:07:37,133 WHEN IT IS WARMED UP. 242 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:37,900 JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG HAS 243 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:42,133 A WHOLE NEW MEANING. 244 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:45,967 NOW LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT SOME OF 245 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,067 Y'ALL ARE THINKING. 246 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,067 BUT IF YOU STRETCH FIRST, YOU'LL 247 00:07:49,067 --> 00:07:50,233 BE FINE. 248 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,433 NOW YOU SEE WHY WE CAN'T BE 249 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:53,832 MAKING THESE MERMAID STATUES. 250 00:07:53,832 --> 00:07:55,600 THE EARTH GOT ONE LOOK AT THAT 251 00:07:55,600 --> 00:08:01,500 MERMAID AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! 252 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:07,167 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 253 00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:08,333 AND FINALLY, WE ALL KNOW 254 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,067 SOCIAL MEDIA IS A BIG PART OF 255 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,900 OUR LIVES. 256 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,667 MANY OF US ARE WATCHING THIS ON 257 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:14,767 SOCIAL MEDIA RIGHT NOW. 258 00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:15,167 THANK YOU. 259 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,933 FOLLOW ME. 260 00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:17,832 BUT WE ALSO KNOW THAT 261 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:18,700 SOCIAL MEDIA CAN BE VERY 262 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,533 DESTRUCTIVE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE. 263 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:22,567 YOU KNOW, THE YOUTH. 264 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:24,332 BUT MAYBE NOT FOR LONG. 265 00:08:24,332 --> 00:08:25,167 >> A BIPARTISAN TEAM OF SENATORS 266 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:26,633 ARE EYEING A SOCIAL MEDIA BAN 267 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,400 FOR KIDS 13 AND UNDER. 268 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,567 IT'S CALLED THE PROTECTING KIDS 269 00:08:30,567 --> 00:08:32,067 ON SOCIAL MEDIA ACT, AND WOULD 270 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:34,067 SET A MINIMUM AGE TO USE APPS 271 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:34,799 LIKE INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, AND 272 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:36,232 TIKTOK. 273 00:08:36,232 --> 00:08:37,500 >> THEIR BILL SETS AGE 13 AS THE 274 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,533 LEGAL MINIMUM FOR SOCIAL MEDIA 275 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:41,200 PLATFORMS, REQUIRING COMPANIES 276 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,232 TO CONDUCT MORE RIGOROUS 277 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:44,733 VERIFICATION. 278 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,267 TEENS UNDER 18 WOULD NEED 279 00:08:46,267 --> 00:08:47,133 VERIFIED PARENTAL CONSENT TO 280 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:49,067 SIGN UP FOR AN ACCOUNT. 281 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:50,300 AND PLATFORMS WOULD BE 282 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,167 PROHIBITED FROM USING ALGORITHMS 283 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:53,433 TO TARGET CONTENT TO MINORS. 284 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,467 >> Dulce: YES! 285 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:58,467 GET THESE KIDS OFF SOCIAL MEDIA! 286 00:08:58,467 --> 00:09:05,633 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 287 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:07,367 AND NONE OF THIS BULLSHIT WHERE 288 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:08,900 THEY CAN GET THEIR PARENTS 289 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:09,333 PERMISSION. 290 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:09,900 THAT JUST MAKES THE 291 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,733 CYBERBULLYING WORSE. 292 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:13,267 BECAUSE NOW WHEN JESSICA CALLS 293 00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:14,067 YOU A BITCH, YOU KNOW HER MOM 294 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,133 AND DAD SIGNED OFF ON IT. 295 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,733 THE WHOLE FAMILY IS COMING AFTER 296 00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:20,233 YOUR ASS. 297 00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:22,333 NEVERMORE, WE ARE JOINED BY ONE 298 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,333 OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE, 299 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,167 FRESH OFF HOSTING 300 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,867 THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS 301 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,100 DINNER, UNCLE ROY WOOD JR.! 302 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:35,200 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 303 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,333 >> HELLO, DULCE. 304 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,067 >> Dulce: THANK YOU SO MUCH! 305 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:43,233 NOW YOU AGREE WITH ME, ROY, WE 306 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:45,933 GOT TO GET THESE KIDS OFF OF 307 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:46,400 SOCIAL MEDIA. 308 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:46,967 >> YOU CRAZY? 309 00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,233 SOCIAL MEDIA NEEDS TO BE 310 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:49,967 MANDATORY FOR KIDS. 311 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:52,667 KEEP THEM DISTRACTED ON THEIR 312 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,533 PHONES. 313 00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:55,333 I DON'T WANT THESE KIDS ON THE 314 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,300 STREET TO MY TALKING TO ME, 315 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,767 MAKING ME FEEL OLD. 316 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,233 YOU WALK PAST THESE KIDS AND 317 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,067 THEY START UP LAMENTING YOUR 318 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,833 SHOES BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE 319 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:04,900 STREET NAME OF THOSE ISSUES. 320 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,667 "I KNOW YOU GOT THE SCOOBY-DOO 321 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,400 GREEN GOBLETS." 322 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,333 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 323 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:10,533 DID YOU JUST ASKED ME FOR DRUGS? 324 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,967 JUST SAY NICE SNEAKERS. 325 00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:14,733 GET THE HILL AWAY FOR ME. 326 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:17,167 I AIN'T ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS. 327 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:18,367 GO HOME. 328 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,067 BUY ONE OF THOSE TIDE PODS. 329 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,667 THEY WILL STILL LEAVE THE TIDE 330 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:21,000 PODS. 331 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,733 >> Dulce: LISTEN, I HEARD THEY 332 00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:25,100 ARE DELICIOUS. 333 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,867 LISTEN, ROY, YOU HAVE A CHILD. 334 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,633 DO YOU WANT HIM ON SOCIAL MEDIA? 335 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:31,600 >> DAMN STRAIGHT I WANT HIM ON 336 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,600 SOCIAL MEDIA. 337 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,667 I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT HIS 338 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:35,033 FUTURE. 339 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:39,733 AFTER AI AND CHAT ChatGPT, 340 00:10:39,733 --> 00:10:41,167 BEING AN INFLUENCE OR WILL BE 341 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,433 THE ONLY THING. 342 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,033 WHEN I CATCH MY KID DOING 343 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:47,433 GEOMETRY WORK, I SAY, GET IN 344 00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:49,867 FRONT OF THE COMPUTER! 345 00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:52,833 START SELLING THAT FLAT TUMMY 346 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:53,567 TEA. 347 00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:55,100 INSTEAD OF BANNING KIDS FROM 348 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,267 SOCIAL MEDIA, THE PEOPLE YOU 349 00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:57,767 REALLY GOT TO BAN IS ALL OF THEM 350 00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:58,600 BOOTY MODELS. 351 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,133 THAT IS WHAT YOU GOT TO BE IN. 352 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,467 HOW MY SUPPOSED TO BE FAITHFUL 353 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,500 WHEN I AIN'T SEEN A WOMAN'S 354 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,200 FAITH FACE IN SIX MONTHS? 355 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,900 I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE 356 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,233 A WOMAN BY HER BOOTY CRACK BUT I 357 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:10,533 CAN. 358 00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:12,500 >> Dulce: THIS IS WHAT I'M 359 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,067 TALKING ABOUT. 360 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:15,067 WE ARE ALL TOO IMMATURE FOR 361 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,500 SOCIAL MEDIA, NOT JUST THE KIDS, 362 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,367 EVERYONE SHOULD BE BANNED. 363 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:21,967 DO YOU KNOW HOW PRODUCTIVE I 364 00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:24,167 WOULD BE? 365 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:27,467 I'D BE OPRAH! 366 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:28,667 A BLACK WOMAN TELLING WHITE 367 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:29,567 WOMEN WHAT TO READ. 368 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:30,200 THE POWER! 369 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,400 IF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF I GET 370 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,800 THESE WHITE WOMEN TO READ THESE 371 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,067 BOOKS -- ROY, HI! 372 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,067 WE ARE WORKING! 373 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,400 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 374 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,867 >> DID YOU KNOW MERMAIDS GOT ASS 375 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,167 NOW? 376 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,967 OH, MY GOD. 377 00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:44,400 LOOK AT THIS STATUE! 378 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,833 LOOK AT THIS STATUE! 379 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:46,600 I WILL SUPPORT HER CAREER. 380 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,267 I WILL FOLLOW HER REAL QUICK. 381 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:51,633 YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THESE 382 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:52,633 MERMAID'S. 383 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,267 >> Dulce: ROY WOOD JR., 384 00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:53,667 EVERYBODY. 385 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:54,767 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 386 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,300 WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 387 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,067 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, 388 00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:58,833 I GO SURFING, FOR REAL! 389 00:11:58,833 --> 00:11:59,500 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. 390 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,933 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 391 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:14,400 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 392 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,267 >> Dulce: WELCOME BACK TO 393 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:15,833 "THE DAILY SHOW." 394 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:16,700 THERE'S A LOT OF STEREOTYPES 395 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:21,767 ABOUT WHAT BLACK PEOPLE IN 396 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,067 AND WHAT WE DO AND DON'T DO. 397 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:23,767 BUT TONIGHT, I BREAK DOWN ONE OF 398 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:24,467 THOSE STEREOTYPES IN ANOTHER 399 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:24,900 EPISODE OF: 400 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:28,533 "WE DON'T DO THAT." 401 00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:38,233 * 402 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,933 I AM SKEPTICAL, BUT APPARENTLY, 403 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:43,067 BLACK FOLKS HAVE BEEN SURFING 404 00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,067 FOR AT LEAST 50 YEARS. 405 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,400 I'M GETTING WHAT SUITED UP AND 406 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,100 LETTING LOU HARRIS TEACH ME HOW 407 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,767 TO SURF IN QUEENS. 408 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:52,633 >> THIS IS A 9-FOOT, NOW THIS 409 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,067 WILL HELP YOU STICK TO IT. 410 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,667 >> Dulce: HE IS USING A LOT OF 411 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:57,700 WORDS FOR ONE LITTLE SURF OR. 412 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,800 I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL RENDER 413 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,333 ANY OF THIS. 414 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,533 >> WE WILL TEACH YOU THE POP UP 415 00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:02,333 POP UP. 416 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,233 >> OKAY. 417 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,933 >> THE POP UP AS A PUSH-UP AND 418 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,100 THEN YOU JUMP TO YOUR FEET. 419 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,700 >> Dulce: PUSH-UP. 420 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,800 BUT I DO PUSH-UPS WITH MY KNEES. 421 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,500 LIKE THEY TAUGHT ME IN 422 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:11,933 HIGH SCHOOL. 423 00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:13,633 >> SHOW THEM WHAT A PERFECT POP 424 00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:13,967 UP IS. 425 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,800 LET'S DO IT. 426 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,067 >> Dulce: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL 427 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:18,567 LEARNING. 428 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:22,300 >> PADDLE, PADDLE, POP UP. 429 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,600 >> Dulce: OKAY, DID YOU SEE 430 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,733 THAT AT ONE POINT ALL OF HER 431 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,467 BODY WAS IN THE AIR? 432 00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:27,400 >> YES. 433 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,433 >> Dulce: YOU SHOW ME. 434 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,400 I NEED SOMEONE WHO WERE MEMBERS 435 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,500 THAT CLINTON ADMINISTRATION. 436 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,300 SO MAYBE HE REALLY DOES KNOW 437 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,833 WHAT HE IS DOING BUT I CAN'T 438 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,367 UNDERSTAND WHY. 439 00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:36,633 WHO WOULD DO THIS ON PURPOSE? 440 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,767 >> THERE WAS A FIRE IN 441 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:39,533 CONEY ISLAND AND IT WAS STARTING 442 00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:43,167 AT THE TIME 13 YEARS OLD, AND HE 443 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:45,767 LIT A MATCH ON FIRE IN THE 444 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:46,167 BASEMENT. 445 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,067 AND COINCIDENTALLY, THE POLICE 446 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:49,067 OFFICER WHO DIED FROM THAT FIRE, 447 00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,667 HE WAS FROM ROCKAWAY. 448 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:51,433 WE HAD A FUNERAL HERE. 449 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:52,200 WHEN THE POLICE ASKED BECKETT 450 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,267 WHAT HE DID IT, HE SAID HE WAS 451 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,467 BORED. 452 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:57,800 >> THE THE WHOLE FIRE TO COME 453 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,433 JUST BECAUSE I WAS BORED, JUST 454 00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:00,833 WANTED SOMETHING TO DO INSTEAD F 455 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:01,867 SITTING IN THE HALLWAY. 456 00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:02,967 >> THAT REALLY TRIPPED ME OUT 457 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,933 AND I WAS THINKING, IF THIS KID 458 00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:07,067 HAD AN ACTIVITY, THAT MAYBE THIS 459 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,233 OFFICER WOULD BE ALIVE. 460 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:10,433 SO I REACHED OUT TO CALIFORNIA 461 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,100 AND TOLD THEM ABOUT THE TRAGEDY. 462 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,733 AND THAT IS HOW IT STARTED. 463 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:15,233 JUST LIKE THAT. 464 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:18,467 >> Dulce: WHAT MADE YOU PICK 465 00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:20,633 SURFING AS THE THING THAT THE 466 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:21,833 LITTLE BLACK CHILDREN SHOULD BE 467 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:22,167 DOING? 468 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,167 >> BECAUSE THEY DON'T DO IT 469 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,300 HERE. 470 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,233 NOT JUST BLACK KIDS, WHITE KIDS, 471 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,867 ASIAN, MUSLIM, GAY, STRAIGHT, I 472 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,067 DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. 473 00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:34,233 IF YOUR PARENT CAN TO AFFORD TO 474 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:34,967 SURFING LESSONS, I WILL TEACH 475 00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:35,433 YOU FOR FREE. 476 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,633 >> Dulce: LOOK AT HIM RUNNING 477 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:39,067 HIS OWN UNITED NATIONS OF 478 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:39,767 SURFING. 479 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,633 >> ONE, TWO, THREE, PUSH UP. 480 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:44,200 THIS KNEE WILL COME FIRST. 481 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,067 >> Dulce: HERE? 482 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,067 >> EXACTLY. 483 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,867 NOW PREGNANT LEFT -- YES. 484 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:48,367 I DON'T CARE 485 00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,233 HOW YOUR FEET LOOK. 486 00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:51,667 >> Dulce: I DON'T -- I'M GOING 487 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,067 TO DROWN. 488 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:53,400 >> THERE IS NO TIME. 489 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,267 YOU WE ARE GOOD. 490 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:56,667 I GOT YOU. 491 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,267 >> Dulce: YOU CAN DIE IN 492 00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:58,800 3 INCHES OF WATER. 493 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,233 >> I'VE BEEN SWIMMING FOR MY 45 494 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:00,900 YEARS. 495 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,333 I GOT YOU. 496 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,800 THIS IS MY BACKYARD. 497 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,133 I GOT YOU. 498 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,667 >> Dulce: YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE 499 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,067 OCEAN. 500 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:12,167 LIKE MOST BLACK PEOPLE IN THE ' 501 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:13,067 70s, HIS PARENTS DIDN'T KNOW 502 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:13,767 HOW TO SWIM BUT HE MADE SURE 503 00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,200 THAT HE AND HIS TWIN BROTHER 504 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,533 CART AND GOT THE BOYS SWIMMING 505 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,333 LESSONS AT AN EARLY AGE. 506 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,133 DIDN'T YOU SEE THE MOVIE "JAWS?" 507 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,233 WE HAVE THIS SEGMENT ON THE SHOW 508 00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:24,600 CALLED "WE DON'T DO THAT" 509 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,067 BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF 510 00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:26,600 THAT WE DON'T DO. 511 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,067 BUT I THINK WE DON'T KNOW 512 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:32,133 SOMETIMES WHY WE DON'T DO IT. 513 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,833 >> A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE, SINCE 514 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,500 THIS AGGREGATION OF POOLS, 515 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,933 DIDN'T HAVE THE SAME OPPORTUNITY 516 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,833 AS WHITE KIDS. 517 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:38,567 PEOPLE THINK BLACK PEOPLE ARE 518 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:39,333 SCARED OF WATER. 519 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,533 WE ARE NOT SCARED OF WATER. 520 00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:41,667 >> Dulce: WE ARE SCARED OF 521 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:42,867 WATER BECAUSE WE CAN'T SWIM. 522 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,267 >> AND WE CANCEL BECAUSE WE 523 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,067 DON'T HAVE THE SAME OPPORTUNITY. 524 00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,267 WITH NO POOLS WERE OPEN FOR 525 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:48,233 WHITE PEOPLE, WE WEREN'T 526 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,100 ALLOWED. 527 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,533 THE ONE THING ABOUT WHY PEOPLE, 528 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,167 THEY NEVER BOTHERED ME, THEY 529 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,233 NEVER HARASSED ME ABOUT SURFING. 530 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,867 IS MY BLACK BROTHERS AND SISTERS 531 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,433 THAT SAY, BLACK PEOPLE DON'T 532 00:15:58,433 --> 00:15:58,767 SERVE. 533 00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:00,533 >> Dulce: LISTEN, I WAS A 534 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:01,400 MAROON 5 FAN AND WE HAD TO 535 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,067 FIGURE OUT HOW TO LISTEN TO THAT 536 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:06,333 END BLACK PEOPLE ACCEPTED THEM. 537 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,067 THIS MAN REALLY BELIEVES I CAN 538 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,467 DO IT AND I DON'T WANT TO PROVE 539 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:09,867 HIM WRONG. 540 00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:11,733 DO YOU SEE THE OCEAN, DO YOU SEE 541 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:12,167 THE WAVES? 542 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,667 WHEN I GET IN THE WATER, THE 543 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,067 GOAL IS NOT TO MEET JESUS. 544 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,933 MAYBE IF I LEARN HOW TO SERVE, I 545 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,200 CAN PUT OUR TOY MAN 546 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,300 WHO OWNS A YACHT? 547 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:22,767 LET'S DO THIS. 548 00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,567 >> I WILL HAVE THE KIDS GO 549 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,067 FIRST. 550 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:25,967 >> Dulce: THEY KNOW WHAT THEY 551 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:28,333 ARE DOING. 552 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,167 * 553 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:29,867 TURNS OUT, THERE'S MONEY OUT 554 00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:32,700 HERE FOR THE YOUNG LACK SURFERS. 555 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,067 HE HAD A SPONSOR LIKE RED BULL 556 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:37,900 AND THE BLACK SURFER 557 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,333 ASSOCIATION. 558 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,633 >> REBEL CALLED ME AND SAID, WE 559 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,700 GOT $8,000 TO BLOW. 560 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,467 GO FIND A SURF SHOP. 561 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:48,067 THEY BOUGHT ME A THOUSAND 562 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:48,867 DOLLARS WORTH OF SURF BOARDS. 563 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,367 >> Dulce: I THOUGHT IT WAS 564 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,667 $8,000 WORTH OF RED BULL. 565 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,367 SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT NIGHT IN 566 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,333 COLLEGE BUT A 12-YEAR-OLD WITH 567 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:56,733 RED BULL? 568 00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:57,900 THAT WILL STUNT YOUR GROWTH. 569 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,200 I DON'T KNOW THAT. 570 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,167 DON'T SUE ME, RED BULL. 571 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,067 YOU CAN'T GIVE ENERGY DRINKS TO 572 00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:03,467 CHILDREN. 573 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,666 MOMENT OF TRUTH. 574 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:08,633 IF I DON'T MAKE IT, TELL MY MAMA 575 00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,067 I LOVE HER. 576 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:15,166 * 577 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,233 WHOO! 578 00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:17,900 I'M GOING TO DIE! 579 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:24,133 * 580 00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:25,500 I LEARNED HOW TO SURF! 581 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:30,400 LET'S GO! 582 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,167 LISTEN, YOU NEVER KNOW, WHEN 583 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,933 YOU'RE OUT HERE ON YOUR OWN 584 00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:34,100 WORKING, DOING YOUR THING THIS 585 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,700 BY YOURSELF, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT 586 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:38,300 YOU CAN ACHIEVE WITH JUST A FEW 587 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,167 LESSONS AND ABSOLUTELY NO HELP 588 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:39,700 AT ALL. 589 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,933 SORRY, CAN YOU BACK IT UP A 590 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,100 LITTLE BIT? 591 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,533 PERFECT, THANK YOU. 592 00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:46,267 SO WHEN NO ONE EVER HELPS YOU, 593 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:47,067 WHEN YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING ON 594 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:51,167 YOUR OWN AND JUST REALLY WORK 595 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:51,667 HARD, LIKE, WOW. 596 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:52,067 * 597 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:52,600 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 598 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,300 >> Dulce: WHEN WE COME BACK, 599 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,067 SASHA COLBY WILL BE JOINING ME 600 00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:54,667 ON THE SHOW! 601 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:55,433 DON'T GO AWAY. 602 00:17:55,433 --> 00:18:02,200 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 603 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,067 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 604 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,300 My guest tonight is the legendary drag 605 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,433 performer and recent winner of RuPaul's Drag Race. 606 00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:30,567 Sasha, is there anything you'd like to say? 607 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,067 Yes. 608 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:36,767 This goes to every trans person past, present, and future 609 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,533 because we are not going anywhere. 610 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,967 [cheering] 611 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:44,633 Please welcome the goddess, the queen herself, 612 00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:46,200 Sasha Colby. 613 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:51,067 [cheering] 614 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,467 [delighted scream] 615 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,467 Thank you. 616 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,133 Excited that you're here. 617 00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,133 Oh, my god. 618 00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:01,200 Oh, my god. 619 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,200 Oh, yeah. 620 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:07,800 Yes, that feels good. 621 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:11,167 OK, listen. 622 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,600 I have to admit, when it just came up on the screen, 623 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:14,700 I almost teared up. 624 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,300 And I was like, no, you have makeup on. 625 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,333 Don't do it. 626 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:18,500 Don't do it, because no one's going 627 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,933 to bring you any tissues. 628 00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:24,200 Listen, I'm so excited for you, America's next drag superstar! 629 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:28,400 [cheering] 630 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,067 Congratulations, Miss Sasha Colby. 631 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:33,533 Now, tell me, you're in your winning era. 632 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:34,800 Definitely. 633 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,067 Definitely. 634 00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:38,067 And early I was this a Sasha Colby meet and greet. 635 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,533 True. [laughs] 636 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,533 And if you weren't watching the show and don't catch that, 637 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,733 you need to get your life together. 638 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,833 How does it feel? 639 00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,600 Oh, my goodness, it's two weeks since I won. 640 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:53,367 And it's, like, still, like, integrating in me. 641 00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,533 Like, I haven't realized that I actually 642 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,067 won the big one, like I caught the biggest 643 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,433 fish that you could. 644 00:19:58,533 --> 00:19:59,433 And-- 645 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,433 DULC SLOAN: It hasn't clicked yet. 646 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,767 Yeah, no. Like, it'll be random. 647 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,667 I'll be, like, on a plane, I'll be, like, oh, I did it. 648 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:04,667 Like I-- 649 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,900 [laughter] 650 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,067 That's crazy. 651 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:10,367 It's crazy. 652 00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:13,567 Listen, it's, like, I was-- someone asked me yesterday, 653 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:14,967 they was, like, so how does it feel 654 00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:16,167 to be host of The Daily Show. 655 00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:18,767 And it didn't click for me until about 4:00 656 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:22,267 PM yesterday, because I've been like moving, and I was like-- 657 00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,267 The time delay. 658 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,600 The time delay. 659 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,433 And I was like, oh, shit, I'm hosting The Daily Show. 660 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:28,767 [laughter] 661 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,500 So I know exactly how you feel cause when I got here, 662 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,167 I was like, they're asking me all these questions. 663 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,133 I'm like, oh, shit, I'm hosting today. 664 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,367 [laughter] 665 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,700 Oh, I'm supposed to know the answer. 666 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,233 I'm supposed the answers to these questions. 667 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,833 So it's like, listen, now I know the running 668 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,867 joke-- we told you all it was the Sasha 669 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,600 Colby meet and greet. 670 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:48,467 Now, what's it like competing as a queen who was already 671 00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:51,233 legendary before she got on the show, 672 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,967 because you are a legend, and you have 673 00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:56,033 to appreciate her as a legend. 674 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:58,933 Goddess-- goddess see goddess. 675 00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,633 Greatness sees greatness. Absolutely. 676 00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:01,633 Blessing to blessing-- absolutely. 677 00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:02,633 You know. 678 00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:04,067 So tell the children what it was 679 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,233 like to be legendary and then be out here with the children. 680 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,500 Well, I mean, I am mother. 681 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,500 DULC SLOAN: True. 682 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,567 So, I deal with a lot of kids. 683 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:12,667 DULC SLOAN: Right. 684 00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:14,100 A lot of kids come in and out of the way, 685 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,433 but I must say the group of girls, the group of drag 686 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:18,933 performers that we were with, that I 687 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:23,600 got to be so blessed to compete with, were such amazing girls. 688 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,967 Like, literally, the best cast I could 689 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,300 ever have dreamed to be with. 690 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,433 DULC SLOAN: OK. 691 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:35,367 But, the legend, they all knew, you know? 692 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:36,433 I mean, they knew. 693 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,167 [laughs] That's why they all stood 694 00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,433 up for the meet and greet. 695 00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:42,567 And, we-- like, listen, because I remember when you 696 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:46,867 walked in the room, I don't know if you've ever seen shock 697 00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:50,667 and awe before, but I'm talking about face cracked, 698 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:51,667 jaws dropped. 699 00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,433 I literally saw somebody go-- 700 00:21:53,533 --> 00:21:54,833 [laughter] 701 00:21:54,933 --> 00:21:55,967 And I think you can hear Anetra 702 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,267 go, should we all go home now? 703 00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:58,833 DULC SLOAN: Should we all go home now? 704 00:21:58,933 --> 00:22:00,600 Because you walked in the room, and it's, like, oh, 705 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,133 do we-- should we even try? 706 00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:04,733 I'm glad the delusion was hitting hard. 707 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:05,900 And they did try. 708 00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:06,900 I mean-- 709 00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:09,867 [laughter] 710 00:22:09,967 --> 00:22:11,800 I want-- I want them good next to me, you know? 711 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,100 I want to beat the best. 712 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,700 I mean, I could respect that, because Anetra 713 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,100 was not playing when it came-- - No, ma'am. 714 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,100 --to the lips. 715 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,267 He just-- [blowing air] Free Willy. 716 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:19,467 No, ma'am. 717 00:22:19,567 --> 00:22:21,900 If you did not see no [blowing air] 718 00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,067 Free Willy moment, because Anetra 719 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,133 was not playing with anybody. 720 00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:25,800 That's why the whole season, I was just like, 721 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:31,833 please, please, please put Sasha and Anetra together. 722 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,100 Television is not ready. 723 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,467 They have to compete together. 724 00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:35,733 Yes. 725 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:38,533 I mean, after that Lollaparooza that we did, I mean, 726 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:42,067 that was like a final tude number right there. 727 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,167 DULC SLOAN: It had to happen. - Yeah. 728 00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,967 DULC SLOAN: It had to happen, because the drag 729 00:22:45,067 --> 00:22:46,067 illusion was real. 730 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:47,067 I mean, it's real. 731 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,067 We all suffered from it a little. 732 00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:51,600 Some more so than others. 733 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:54,433 Mother, this-- this on the-- 734 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,333 you have to-- like, now y'all know for real, 735 00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:57,800 like I've watched this show. 736 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,500 I was a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race, 737 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,600 like, last season, like Tuesdays. 738 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:04,167 And I was like, it has been my dream forever 739 00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:05,433 to be a judge on that show. 740 00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:07,133 So I'm waiting. 741 00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:08,667 Listen, they're going to put you on All Stars. 742 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:09,667 They're going to. 743 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:10,967 Also, on winners. 744 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:11,967 Also, on winners. 745 00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:13,433 [laughs] 746 00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:17,367 [cheering] 747 00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:20,200 Now, because you are legendary, because you are mother, 748 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,433 we need to know about the journey. 749 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:22,833 Ooh. 750 00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:25,200 So I do want to note that you are the first Hawaiian queen 751 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,567 to take the crown. - Yes. 752 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:28,500 Actually, I think I'm the first Hawaiian queen to compete. 753 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,500 Oh, that's true. 754 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,600 Actually, made the show. 755 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,400 Yeah, there's been other Polynesian girls, 756 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,333 but I'm the first representing Hawaii. 757 00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,167 Praise God. 758 00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:38,600 So how has your Hawaiian heritage 759 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,400 shaped you as a trans woman. 760 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,533 Oh. 761 00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:45,267 Well, I think, being any Indigenous culture 762 00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:46,833 there is the third sex. 763 00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:50,067 There is this level of non-binary that was 764 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:52,067 always known and spoken about. 765 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,067 DULC SLOAN: Right. 766 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,067 Before-- 767 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,200 DULC SLOAN: Colonization. 768 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,167 Christianity, all that. 769 00:23:58,267 --> 00:23:59,633 Love you, Christians. 770 00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:00,700 Love you, too. 771 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,500 [laughter] - Love yourselves. 772 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,567 Anyway-- 773 00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:04,967 Now, that's the real thing. 774 00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:06,900 That's the real thing. 775 00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:08,267 How are you going to love anybody else? 776 00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:09,433 Can I get an Amen. 777 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:10,767 I mean, read the word. That's not the point. 778 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:11,900 You all are going to be so mad at me. 779 00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:13,100 - Anywho, tangents. - That's not the point. 780 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,067 Truly, tangents, tangentials. 781 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,133 [laughs] 782 00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:18,433 What was the question? 783 00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:19,500 How is-- 784 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,367 [laughter] 785 00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:23,633 We both got distracted, because you are so pretty, 786 00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:27,200 and this jacket is shiny, and I like shiny things. 787 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:31,833 I was asking you how has your Hawaiian heritage 788 00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:34,100 shaped you as a trans woman. 789 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,067 Well, like I was saying before I interrupted myself, 790 00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:41,100 in any Indigenous culture there was space for trans 791 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,833 and non-binary folk and they were integral 792 00:24:43,933 --> 00:24:46,900 parts of our society in every Indigenous 793 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:47,967 culture you can find. 794 00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:50,500 So my transness is in my blood. 795 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,833 It's in my DNA. 796 00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:54,900 It's what has been going on since before any man-made 797 00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:57,067 religion, any of these standards 798 00:24:57,100 --> 00:25:00,800 that we hold ourselves to, any male-woman, all of that. 799 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:06,633 That's just a way to oppress, a way to keep in line, 800 00:25:06,733 --> 00:25:08,167 a way to segregate everybody. 801 00:25:08,267 --> 00:25:13,500 And that's why I feel it's so important to be really 802 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,667 into your culture, to figure out your culture, 803 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,267 because we are always programmed to believe what 804 00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:20,367 our parents need us to believe instead of what 805 00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:22,233 is actually going through our veins, in our DNA, 806 00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:23,233 in our blood. 807 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:24,600 Right. 808 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:27,233 And then what the society at large wants you to believe, 809 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:30,833 because if we go by mainstream society, then none of us 810 00:25:30,933 --> 00:25:31,833 would be able to dance. 811 00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:33,267 No, ma'am. 812 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:35,167 I definitely would not have not been able to show my tits 813 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,400 on national television. 814 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,800 [laughter] 815 00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:39,067 And we all needed that. 816 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:40,067 I mean-- 817 00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:41,133 We all needed that. 818 00:25:41,233 --> 00:25:42,533 At real T like, I was, like, everyone 819 00:25:42,633 --> 00:25:45,067 saw like a great competition of Sasha Colby. 820 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,767 But all my friends were like, they didn't even 821 00:25:46,867 --> 00:25:50,700 see Sasha Colby yet-- naked, drunk, at brunch, you know, 822 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,100 rolling around half naked. 823 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,100 I got it. 824 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,367 I think you showed us so much. 825 00:25:55,467 --> 00:25:57,167 [laughter] 826 00:25:57,267 --> 00:26:00,533 I think only doctors would need to see any more of you. 827 00:26:00,633 --> 00:26:01,900 Not a cough. 828 00:26:02,067 --> 00:26:04,367 I mean, listen, if I closed my eyes and they were like, 829 00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:06,333 OK, Sasha Colby is missing. 830 00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:10,133 I'm like, all right, don't you worry. 831 00:26:10,233 --> 00:26:13,067 They might have to identify her by her titties, but I got you. 832 00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:14,333 Don't you worry. 833 00:26:14,433 --> 00:26:16,700 Or, you know, identified by booty. 834 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,067 Hey, listen, cause that thing is fire. 835 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,367 Mermaid. 836 00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:23,100 And, has someone who's saying also be banging listen, 837 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,133 banging recognize banging. 838 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:25,133 Yes! 839 00:26:25,233 --> 00:26:27,100 [laughter] 840 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:31,067 [applause] 841 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:34,233 Now, as women of color, especially, we always have 842 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:35,500 to worry about representation. 843 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,833 Right. 844 00:26:36,933 --> 00:26:41,867 And I know you want to be an example of a happy trans 845 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,300 person in the media. 846 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,900 Why is that important to you? 847 00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:47,600 Well, all that media has been concerned 848 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:51,567 with a lot of the time is telling the transition story, 849 00:26:51,667 --> 00:26:53,567 telling the trauma, telling the effect that it did 850 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:57,400 on the family, but not showing why we go through all that 851 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,833 and how happy-- 852 00:27:00,067 --> 00:27:04,133 like, being so adamant about making yourself feel 853 00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:06,400 comfortable in your own skin. 854 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,400 That's the whole reason why we do the transition. 855 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,567 It isn't to like hurt or harm or traumatize 856 00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:11,933 our families or anyone else. 857 00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:14,233 It is to be our true happy selves. 858 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,900 And we are missing that a lot. 859 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:18,067 [applause] 860 00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:21,200 And I don't want it to get like misconstrued 861 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:23,900 that I want to be a representation of only 862 00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:25,600 I'm a happy trans person. 863 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:28,367 There are so many happy well-adjusted loving 864 00:27:28,467 --> 00:27:30,067 trans people, but you only see us 865 00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:31,333 getting murdered and beaten. 866 00:27:31,433 --> 00:27:32,633 DULC SLOAN: Yes. 867 00:27:32,733 --> 00:27:35,933 So to be able to normalize the fact that you probably 868 00:27:36,067 --> 00:27:37,700 have come into contact with three or four 869 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,567 trans people every day and not even 870 00:27:39,667 --> 00:27:41,267 know it because we are everywhere 871 00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:42,833 and we're not going anywhere. 872 00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:48,800 [cheering] 873 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,400 Well, I can definitely understand that, because being 874 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,900 a woman of color and a plus size woman of color 875 00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:55,867 in this industry, you spend a lot of time 876 00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:57,467 where it's like, oh, well, your plus size, 877 00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:58,467 you must be unhappy. 878 00:27:58,567 --> 00:28:01,500 And it's like, no, I'm not. 879 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,767 Also, I'm very-- 880 00:28:02,867 --> 00:28:05,533 The skinny girls are unhappy because they are hungry. 881 00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:07,233 The skinny girls are hungry, baby. 882 00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:08,367 They're very hungry. 883 00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:09,900 Girl, I was at a diner at 3:00 AM, 884 00:28:10,067 --> 00:28:11,633 and I saw this drunk white girl eating a salad, 885 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,900 and I'm like, that's not what you want. 886 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:14,933 That's not what anyone wants. 887 00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,133 You want fries. 888 00:28:16,233 --> 00:28:17,167 You are drunk at 3:00 AM. 889 00:28:17,267 --> 00:28:18,300 Why are you eating lettuce? 890 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,633 Eat the fries, girl. 891 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,300 You are in a tracksuit. You're in yoga pants. 892 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,300 It's working. 893 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,067 Eat the fries. 894 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,133 Drunk and a salad, you better be sick. 895 00:28:27,233 --> 00:28:28,567 [laughs] 896 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,967 Now, I have to ask this question, 897 00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:33,667 because we know we have to ask this question. 898 00:28:33,767 --> 00:28:37,433 Now you won Drag Race at a time where 899 00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:43,367 drag is being politicized for absolutely no reason. 900 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:48,433 [exhales] What do you think they're really trying to do? 901 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:53,300 Well, I mean, the legislation-- 902 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,667 I don't want to be like political 903 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:55,700 and say, like, this-- 904 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,933 I mean, you know, the conservatives. 905 00:28:57,067 --> 00:28:58,200 DULC SLOAN: No, we can talk about the government, 906 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,133 because they out here after the donkey. 907 00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:01,133 Right. 908 00:29:01,233 --> 00:29:02,300 Yeah. 909 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,933 It's always about these white men kind of trying 910 00:29:04,067 --> 00:29:04,933 to control people's bodies. 911 00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:05,933 DULC SLOAN: Right. 912 00:29:06,067 --> 00:29:09,167 So they were doing-- controlling 913 00:29:09,267 --> 00:29:10,433 women's reproductive rights. 914 00:29:10,533 --> 00:29:11,667 DULC SLOAN: Right. 915 00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:13,967 Controlling our medicine, like a basic human right 916 00:29:14,067 --> 00:29:15,733 of giving trans people, and like, even 917 00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:16,733 like anyone good health care. 918 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:17,700 DULC SLOAN: Right. 919 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,067 So it's always about controlling. 920 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:22,167 And I always noticed that these guys, 921 00:29:22,267 --> 00:29:26,500 they're not really killing a lot of like trans men. 922 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,567 There's a lot of trans women being murdered. 923 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:32,500 That's because these men objectify trans women as much 924 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,067 as they objectify cis women. 925 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,433 DULC SLOAN: Yes. 926 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:41,933 So once they objectify you and you're living your truth, 927 00:29:42,067 --> 00:29:43,267 they get so mad. DULC SLOAN: Yes. 928 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:44,600 Because, they're, one, jealous that they're 929 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,600 not living their truth. 930 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,800 DULC SLOAN: Yes. 931 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:50,467 And two, because it makes them question why do 932 00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:51,667 I like this, why-- like, but why 933 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:52,833 do you have to question that. 934 00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:54,633 Why does that even have to be a thing, you know? 935 00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:57,633 So for all of them, just-- 936 00:29:57,733 --> 00:29:59,133 I think they just want to be in drag. 937 00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:03,100 Or they probably went in drag, and then they looked awful-- 938 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,100 Santos. 939 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,133 [laughs] 940 00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:06,833 They say, you hop in drag, you find 941 00:30:06,933 --> 00:30:08,267 out you're a booger and you-- 942 00:30:08,367 --> 00:30:10,200 Bitter. Bitter booger. 943 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:11,633 DULC SLOAN: Bitter booger. - Honey. 944 00:30:11,733 --> 00:30:12,767 DULC SLOAN: And you're like, you know what? 945 00:30:12,867 --> 00:30:13,867 Ban them all. 946 00:30:13,967 --> 00:30:15,133 This free tress wig might not be for me. 947 00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:16,133 She couldn't find a mother. 948 00:30:16,233 --> 00:30:17,333 She couldn't find a mother. 949 00:30:17,433 --> 00:30:18,733 She couldn't find-- they said, no, lost cause. 950 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:21,200 [laughter] 951 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,367 Now-- 952 00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:23,467 Call CPS. 953 00:30:23,567 --> 00:30:24,733 Listen, call CPS. 954 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:26,133 Oh, my goodness, nothing like calling 955 00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:29,500 CPS on a 45-year-old man. 956 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,500 But not on his children. 957 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,633 Sir, on you. 958 00:30:31,733 --> 00:30:33,067 You need adult supervision. - This is true. 959 00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:34,133 This is true. 960 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,867 So with all these anti-drag bills that 961 00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:37,633 they're starting to pass places, has that 962 00:30:37,733 --> 00:30:39,733 affecting where you can work? 963 00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:40,833 Yes. 964 00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:42,733 I'm a little nervous to go to Tennessee. 965 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:45,567 And I do have a booking there in like a month or so. 966 00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:46,733 You could be committing crime. 967 00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:49,100 I mean, technically, walking-- 968 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,733 like setting foot down there, I'm breaking 969 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:51,900 the law for some reason. 970 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,467 It's insane. 971 00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:54,733 Even when you're in girl drag. 972 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:57,167 Well, like, so if you are-- 973 00:30:57,267 --> 00:31:00,200 I'm not too sure, exactly, but I've heard from my queen 974 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,833 friends like Aura-- she lives in Tennessee-- like, you 975 00:31:02,933 --> 00:31:05,833 can get in drag at the venue. 976 00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:08,367 But to be out like walking from your car to the venue, 977 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:09,833 if you're in drag, you're breaking the law. 978 00:31:09,933 --> 00:31:12,333 So someone like me who doesn't-- 979 00:31:12,433 --> 00:31:13,467 this is what it's made for. 980 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:14,667 I can't get out of drag. 981 00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:15,667 I'm a trans woman. 982 00:31:15,767 --> 00:31:16,667 DULC SLOAN: Because you're a woman. 983 00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:17,667 So I'm going to be breaking the law, 984 00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:18,967 and that's what they want. 985 00:31:19,067 --> 00:31:20,433 Oh, because they're trying to-- 986 00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:23,733 It's a round about way to get trans people controlled. 987 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,500 So they're trying to say you're in drag when you're 988 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,500 really just wearing a woman-- 989 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,767 Well, because the legislation, 990 00:31:27,867 --> 00:31:30,567 I believe, like, the wording is if you're 991 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:33,467 in an article of clothing that is not your assigned birth 992 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:36,067 article of clothing, that's how they can roundabout 993 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,500 say that drag is illegal. 994 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,933 And then, the real thing is, being trans is illegal. 995 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:41,933 AUDIENCE: What? 996 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,100 DULC SLOAN: Oh, that I didn't-- 997 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,933 You all didn't know that? Girl. 998 00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:46,833 They live in New York. They think they free. 999 00:31:46,933 --> 00:31:48,233 I know. We live in a-- 1000 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:51,267 we live in a good left bubble. 1001 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:52,900 It's a-- listen, I've had a lot 1002 00:31:53,067 --> 00:31:54,267 of people try to con me and tell me 1003 00:31:54,367 --> 00:31:55,333 that New York wasn't racist. 1004 00:31:55,433 --> 00:31:58,833 Go outside. 1005 00:31:58,933 --> 00:32:01,500 Anyway, like y'all know where all the Dominicans are. 1006 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,500 OK. 1007 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,500 That's not racist? 1008 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,867 Anyway. 1009 00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:07,767 If you know where every part of a group is, it's racist. 1010 00:32:07,867 --> 00:32:09,500 I shouldn't be able to-- oh, I go across that street, that's 1011 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,867 where they at. 1012 00:32:10,967 --> 00:32:11,900 But you know what, that's not what we be talking about. 1013 00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:13,267 We talking about Sasha Colby right now. 1014 00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:14,267 Oh, nice. 1015 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:16,200 [applause] 1016 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,367 This is a segment of tangents. 1017 00:32:18,467 --> 00:32:20,333 I mean, listen, I am tangential. 1018 00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:21,333 I'm a tangerine. 1019 00:32:21,433 --> 00:32:22,667 So-- 1020 00:32:22,767 --> 00:32:23,667 I'm tangerine. 1021 00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:26,733 [laughs] Oh, they messed around 1022 00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,067 and taught me vocabulary. 1023 00:32:28,133 --> 00:32:30,433 Now, all right. 1024 00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:33,600 Now we have talked about all of the political things. 1025 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,633 Yes. 1026 00:32:34,733 --> 00:32:36,967 We have talked about the experiences. 1027 00:32:37,067 --> 00:32:42,800 But what I do have is one final question for you, mother. 1028 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:48,233 If I was in the family, what would my drag name be? 1029 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:52,167 Oh, I mean, Dulcé is already a sickening drag name. 1030 00:32:52,267 --> 00:32:53,567 DULC SLOAN: I hear you. 1031 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,233 And Dulcé Colby sounds really nice. 1032 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:56,567 Dulcé-- I'm a Colby? 1033 00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:57,567 Dulcé Colby. 1034 00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:58,667 I just gave birth again. 1035 00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:00,667 [screams] 1036 00:33:00,767 --> 00:33:02,700 Somebody clean up this water that just broke. 1037 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,233 Listen, all the water-- all the water that broke, 1038 00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,100 listen, somebody get this placenta wrapped up. 1039 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,100 I'm ready! 1040 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,600 [laughter] 1041 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:10,700 [squeals] 1042 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,700 Colby baby. 1043 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,400 [cheering] 1044 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:17,800 Sasha Colby, everybody. 1045 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:21,600 RuPaul's Drag Race is now streaming on Paramount+. 1046 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,733 We're going to take a quick break, 1047 00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:24,233 but we'll be back right after this. 1048 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:25,733 [cheering] 1049 00:33:36,767 --> 00:33:37,500 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1050 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,433 >> Dulce: THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR 1051 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,467 TONIGHT BUT BEFORE WE GO: 1052 00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:40,667 PLEASE CONSIDER SUPPORTING THE 1053 00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:43,367 ACLU DRAG DEFENSE FUND. 1054 00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:45,233 DRAG PERFORMERS AND THE LGBTQ+ 1055 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:46,667 COMMUNITY ARE FACING THREATS 1056 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:48,567 ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 1057 00:33:48,567 --> 00:33:49,433 LEARN MORE AND DONATE AT THE 1058 00:33:49,433 --> 00:33:50,633 LINK BELOW. 1059 00:33:50,633 --> 00:33:51,133 NOW, HERE IT IS. 1060 00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:54,833 YOUR "MOMENT OF ZEN." 1061 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:58,300 >> COMING UP THIS MORNING, A 1062 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:01,300 SURE SOUND OF SPRING AND SUMMER. 1063 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:04,133 >> DON'T IMITATE IT. 1064 00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:05,233 NO, NO, NO. 1065 00:34:05,233 --> 00:34:06,933 >> LAWN MOWERS, LEAF BLOWERS -- 1066 00:34:06,933 --> 00:34:10,067 >> WAS THAT A LAWN MOWER OR -- 1067 00:34:10,067 --> 00:34:11,600 >> I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING 1068 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,900 ELSE BUT IT IS MORNING. 1069 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,600 >> THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A LOT 1070 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:14,933 MORE. 1071 00:34:14,933 --> 00:34:18,766 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND IS.