Trevor: HEY, WHAT’S GOING
ONK WELCOME TO THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW, I’M TREVOR NOAH
TODAY IS WEDNESDAY THE 18th
OF NOVEMBER WHICH MEAN THERE IS
ONLY 53 DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE
WHITE HOUSE CHEFS CAN COOK
VEGETABLES AGAIN.
ANYWAY COMING UP ON TONIGHT’S
SHOW, NEW YORK FOUND THE PERFECT
CHRISTMAS TREE FOR 2020.
LEWIS BLACK PREDICTS DONALD
TRUMP’S FUTURE AND OLYMPIC STAR
LINDSAY VONN JOINS US ON THE
SHOW, SO LET’S DO THIS, WELCOME
TO THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING
SHOW.
FROM TREVOR’S’ COUCH IN NEW
YORK CITY TO YOUR COUCH
SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, THIS IS
THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW
WITH TREVOR NOAH.
Trevor: LET’S KICK THINGS
OFF WITH CHRISTMAS.
THE ONLY DAY OF THE YEAR THAT
YOU HOPE AN INTRUDER WILL SNEAK
INTO YOUR HOME.
YESTERDAY WAS THE OFFICIAL START
OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON.
AS NEW YORK CITY PUT UP ITS
WORLD FAMOUS ROCKEFELLER CENTER
CHRISTMAS TREE.
AND JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN
2020, THISSIER’S TREE IS DOING
THE BEST IT CAN.
THE ROCKEFELLER CHRISTMAS
TREE IN NEW YORK CITY IS USUALLY
LIFTS OUR SPIRITS THIS TIME OF
YEAR.
BUT THIS AREA WELL LET’S JUST
SAY THAT BY 2020 STANDARDS, IT’S
PRETTY PERFECT.
THE TREE WAS PUT INTO PLACE ATOP
OF ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
LOOK AT ALL THE HOLES AND IT
JUST KIND OF, I DON’T KNOW, IT
KIND OF LOOSKS LOOK A VERY, LIKE
A CHARLIE BROWN TREE, LIKE A
LARGE VERSION OF THE CHARLIE
BROWN TREE.
Trevor: INTO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU LEAVE THAT POOR TREE ALONE.
YOU ALREADY KILLED IF, NOW
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ITS
APPEARANCE.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE, DO YOU DO
THIS AT FUNERALS TOO, DAMN,
UNCLE MARK, YOU GOT FAT, LOOK AT
YOU, YOU CAN’T EVEN FIT IN THAT
CASKET, ANYWAY, REST IN PEACE,
WE’RE GOING TO MISS YOU.
I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT, THAT TREE
HAS BEEN THROUGH A PANDEMIC, A
RACE WAR AND A CONTESTED
ELECTION.
I THINK IT DESERVES A ROUND OF
APPLAUSE FOR JUST STAYING
UPRIGHT.
AND BY THE WAY, IT’S NOT LIKE
THAT TREE ASKED TO BE DISPLAYED
TO THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.
IT CLEARLY NEEDED MORE TIME TO
FILL OUT, TO LOOK GOOD.
THAT TREE WASN’T PREPARED
IMAGINE IF YOU ARE GOING TO A
BIG PARTY BUT THEY GRABBED YOU
WHILE WERE YOU GETTING DRESSED
AND EVERYONE AT THE PARTY IS
LIKE WOW, JUST AN UNDERSHIRT AND
SOCKS?
YOU GUYS DIDN’T GIVE ME TIME, I
WAS GOING TO PRESIDENT ON SPANX.
AND BESIDES I THINK PUTTING UP A
TREE LIKE THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY
RESPONSIBLE OF NEW YORK CITY.
THE LAST THING WE NEED IN THE
MID EVIL A PANDEMIC SAY BIG
BEAUTIFUL TREE THAT DRAWS A
GIANT CROWD.
WITH THIS TREE, IT IS EASY FOR
EVERYONE TO BE SIX FEET APART.
BUT LET’S MOVE ON TO THE HUMAN
VERSION OF THAT TREE.
DONALD JIGGY WITH A TRUMP.
IN HIS CONTINUING EFFORT TO FIND
AN ALTERNATIVE RESULT TO THE
2020 ELECTION TRUMP ON TWITTER
HAS ALREADY CLAIMED VICTORY IN
BOTH PENNSYLVANIA AND MICHIGAN.
CONGRATULATIONS, TRUMP, YOU’RE
PRESIDENT ON TWITTERMENT BUT IN
REALITY, BOTH OF THOSE STATES
ARE MAKING LIKE MELANIA AND
SLAPPING HIS GRUBBY LITTLE PAWS
AWAY.
THE PENNSYLVANIA SUPREME
COURT RULED THAT REPUBLICAN
OBSERVERS IN PHILADELPHIA WERE
GIVEN PROPER ACCESS UNDER STATE
LAW TO VIEW VOTE COUNTING.
IT IS THE LATEST IN A STRING OF
LEGAL DEFEATS FOR PRESIDENT
TRUMP AND HIS LAST-DITCH EFFORT
TO CHALLENGE RESULTS IN STATES
THAT HE’S LOST.
NEW ELECTION DRAMA UNFOLDED
IN MICHIGAN.
A PUBLIC ZOOM CALL TURNED
TENSE AFTER TWO REPUBLICAN
CANVASSERS IN WAYNE COUNTY WHICH
INCLUDES DETROIT INITIALLY
DROPPED THE MOVE TO CERTIFY
ELECTION RESULTS.
SHAME ON YOU.
SHAME ON YOU FOR LEADING TO THIS
LEVEL OF CORRUPTION.
YOU TALKED ABOUT NOT
CERTIFYING DETROIT EVEN THOUGH
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT LIVONIA, A
CITY BY THE WAY I KNOW YOU KNOW
IS 95% WHITE HAS BIGGER VAR
YANSES THAN DETROIT WHICH IS 80%
BLACK.
PRESIDENT TRUMP PRAISED THE
ATTEMPT TO CHALLENGE
CERTIFICATION, TWEETING HAVING
COURAGE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.
BUT MINUTES LATER THE PANEL
CHANGED COURSE, UNANIMOUSLY
CERTIFYING THE PRESIDENTIAL
RESULT.
Trevor: WHOOO, WHAT A
ROLLER COASTER.
BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED WAS THE
REPUBLICANS ON THIS COMMISSION
TRIED TO DISENFRANCHISE DETROIT
VOTERS.
BUT PEOPLE ON THE ZOOM CALL SHUT
THAT DOWN BY EXPOSING THEIR
HYPOCRISY.
AN JUST THINK ABOUT HOW 2020 HAS
CHANGED EVERYTHING.
LIKE IT USED TO BE THAT SOMEONE
WOULD SAY OH, I SAW MARTIN
LUTHER KING, JR. SPEAK TOW
LINCOLN MEMORIAL.
BUT IN 20 YEARS IT WOULD BE LIKE
I SAW THIS DUDE IN AN ORANGE
POLE YET YELL AT A RACIST, I
THINK IT WAS TED OR ED, IT WAS
SO GOOD.
AND IT IS ESPECIALLY IMPRESSIVE
THAT THAT GUY COULD BE SO
MORALLY COMPELLING BECAUSE IT IS
NOT EASY TO BE EARN GAGING ON
THE GLOONL.
YOU ARE LOSE ALL EMOTION.
I BET YOU IF MLK HAD BEEN ON
ZOOM HE WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN AS
IMPRESSIVE.
I HAVE A DREAM-- I HAVE A
DREAM THAT ONE DAY WE WILL-- OH
DAMMIT, MY CAT HAS PEE DD ON THE
BED AGAIN, WHISKERS WHAT DID I
TELL BUT JUMPING ON THE BED AND
DOING THAT WHEN YOU GOT YOUR
LITTER BOX.
SO ON THE ONE HAND IT IS GREAT
THAT THIS ELECTION BOARD SCHEME
WAS STOPPED.
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND YOU KNOW
THINGS ARE GOING BAD WHEN AN
ELECTION BOARD IS MAKING
NATIONAL NEWS AM BECAUSE I WILL
BE HONEST, BEFORE YESTERDAY I
HAD NEVER HEARD OF A FOUR-PERSON
CANVASSING BOARD OR WAYNE COUNTY
OR MICHIGAN.
NOW WHILE IT’S TRUE THAT NO
UNWITH HAS TURNED UP EVIDENCE OF
WIDESPREAD FRAUD, GEORGIA JUST
FINISHED RECOUNTING ITS VOTES.
AND THEY FOUND 2600 BALLOTS THAT
HAD NOT BEEN COUNTED.
WITH MOST OF THOSE VOTES BEING
VOTES FOR TRUMP.
THAT MEANS TRUMP COULD LOSE
GEORGIA BY AROUND 13,000 VOTES
INSTEAD OF 14,000 VOTES, ALL
RIGHT.
BUT IT STILL SHOWS YOU TWO
THINGS, ONE, ELECTIONS AREN’T
PERFECT AND MISTAKES CAN END UP
COSTING CANDIDATES VOTES.
BUT TWO, IT SHOWS THAT DONALD
TRUMP IS SO FAR BEHIND THAT
NOTHING HE CAN DO WILL HELP HIM.
HERE IS THE TRUTH, WHETHER YOU
AGREE WITH DONALD TRUMP OR NOT,
YOU CAN’T DENY THAT DISCOVERING
THOUSANDS OF VOTES WEREN’T
COUNTED IS DEFINITELY MAKES SOME
PEOPLE DOUBTED THE VALIDITY OF
AN ELECTION.
ESPECIALLY IF YOUR SIDE LOST.
IMAGINE IF AFTER HILLARY’S LOSS
PEOPLE FOUND OUT THAT WISCONSIN
DIDN’T COUNT THOUSANDS OF VOTES.
LIBERAL TWITTER WOULD HAVE LOST
ITS MIND.
SO DON’T BE SURPRISED THAT THE
MAGAZINEAVERSE IS DOING IT NOW.
AND YES, YES, DONALD TRUMP MADE
UP THESE VOTER FRAUD CLAIMS.
I DON’T DENY THAT.
BUT UNCOUNTED BALLOTS FOR JOE
BIDEN AS WELL, BY THE WAY, MAKES
TRUMP LOOK RIGHT.
YOU KNOW IT IS LIKE IF YOUR
PARTNER ACCUSED YOU OF CHEATING
AND YOU WEREN’T, BUT THEN TINDER
SENDS YOU A NOTIFICATION SAYING
IT FOUND YOU A MATCH, WOULD YOU
LOOSE YOUR SHTI, BABY THIS WAS
FROM TWO YEARS AGO, I UPDATING I
DON’T USE TINDER, PLEASE DON’T
LEAVE ME.
BUT LET’S MOVE ON TO OUR BIG
STORY.
BECAUSE WHATEVER HE THINKS ON
TWITTER, I THINK DONALD TRUMP
UNDERSTANDS THAT IN REAL LIFE
HE’S NOT GOING TO BE PRESIDENT
AFTER JANUARY 20th.
AND THE REASON I THINK THAT IS
BECAUSE EVER SINCE ELECTION DAY,
HE AND HIS ADMINISTRATION HAVE
BEEN WORKING OVERTIME TO RUSH
THROUGH POLINGSEES AN REGULATORY
CHANGES AS FAST AS THEY CAN.
SO LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF
THE THINGS TRUMP IS TRYING TO
SQUEEZE IN ON HIS WAY OUT. IN OUR NEW SEGMENT, DONALD TRUMP
GO BIG AND GO HOME.
FIRST UP, IN TRUMP’S LAME DUCK
FLAMEOUT MILITARY ACTION, THE
PRESIDENT IS GETTING OUT OF WARS
THAT HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE IN
AND MAYBE GETTING INTO ONE THAT
HE DOES.
U.S. MILITARY COMMANDERS
BEING GIVEN THEIR ORDERS MOMENTS
AGO.
ACTING DEFENSE SECRETARY
CHRISTOPHER MILLER ANNOUNCING
THAT THE MAJORITY OF TROOPS WILL
BE PULLED OUT OF THE REGION JUST
FIVE DAYS BEFORE JOE BIDEN IS
INAUGURATED.
THERE WILL STILL ACTUALLY THOUGH
BE 2500 TROOPS IN BOTH IRAQ AND
AFGHANISTAN.
THE DECISION FROM PRESIDENT
TRUMP COMES DESPITE WARNINGS
FROM MILITARY LEADERS LIKE
RECENTLY REMOVED DEFENSE
SECRETARY MARK EASE PER
THAT-- ESPER THAT CONTINUES
HAVEN’T BEEN MET FOR WITHDRAWAL.
PRESIDENT TRUMP CONSIDERED A
MILITARY STRIKE AGAINST IRAN
DURING A PETING JUST LAST WEEK.
SOURCES CONFIRMED TO ABC THAT
TRUMP ASKED HIS TOP NATIONAL
SECURITY ADVISORS WHAT OPTIONS
WERE AVAILABLE TO TAKE OUT THOSE
NUCLEAR SITES BUT TRUMP WAS
TALKED OUT OF MILITARY ACTION
WITH THOSE TOP AIDES WARNING HIM
IT COULD LEAD TO A BIGGER
CONFLICT.
Trevor: HOLD UP.
TRUMP WANTS TO END A WAR IN IRAQ
BUT START ONE IN IRAN?
I DON’T KNOW IF HE CAN PULL THAT
OFF, GUYS.
FIRST OFF, THERE IS NO WAY TRUMP
KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
IRAQ AND IRAN.
AND SECONDLY, HE’S ONLY GOT TWO
MONTHS LEFT IN OFFICE.
SO IF HE GOES TO WAR WITH IRAN
HE WILL HAVE TO SPEED RUN IT,
YOU KNOW, HE WILL BE PAR CHUTING
INTO TEHRAN LIKE GO GO GO, BOMB
BOMB BOMB, WE WERE-- STEP, STEP,
JUMP, JUMP, DONE.
AND NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS,
THIS IS GOING TO BE WHIPLASH FOR
THOSE AMERICAN TROOPS.
BECAUSE THIS IS A CONFLICTING
MESSAGE, RIGHT.
YAY, WE’RE GOING HOME, WAIT, WHY
ARE WE GOING TO TEHRAN, IS WAZE
ACTING UP AGAIN.
HERE IS THE THING, EVEN IF YOU
THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO END
WARS, IT IS VERY STRESSFUL WHEN
IT IS DONALD TRUMP AND HE’S ON A
TWO MONTH TIME LINE.
I MEAN DONALD TRUMP’S WHOLE
CAREER HAS BEEN A FAILED GAME OF
MONOPOLY SO I DON’T FEEL GREAT
ABOUT HIM PLAYING A SPEED
VERSION OF RISK.
MOVING ON TO ALASKA.
AMERICA’S HARD TO REACH TOP
SHELF.
THE STATE IS HOME TO THE LARGEST
AREA OF UNTOUCHED WILDERNESS IN
THE UNITED STATES.
AND DONALD TRUMP HAS JUST TWO
MONTHS LEFT TO CHANGE THAT.
WITH HIS DAYS NUMBERED IN THE
WHITE HOUSE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS
RUSHING TO AUCTION OFF OIL & GAS
DRILLING RIGHTS TO THE ARCTIC
NATIONAL REFUGE IN ALASKA.
THE PRESIDENT IS TRYING TO
LOCK IN THE DRILLING LIGHTS FOR
THIS NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE OF
BEFORE PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN
TAKES OFFICE IN 65 DAYS, WHAT IS
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION DID
TODAY IS THEY STARTED THE
PROCESS OF LEASING OFF TRACTS OF
LAND IN THAT WILDLIFE REFUGE
KNOWN AS ANWAR ASKING DRILLERS
TO TAKE TRACTS OF LAND WHERE
THEY WOULD LIKE TO DRILL ON AND
THAT SETS OFF A 30 DAY CLOCK
BEFORE A SALE DATE IS ACTUALLY
ANNOUNCED.
HELL YA YEAH BASHEE, DONALD
TRUMP LOST THE ELECTION, ALL
HELL NO, GUESS WHAT, NONE OF US
ARE GOING TO BE BREATHING EASY,
HA HA, THIS IS A BAD THING,
RIGHT.
AT THIS POINT TRUMP IS JUST
STRIPPING AMERICA FOR PARTS.
HE JUST THERE IN HIS YARD LIKE
THROW IN ANOTHER 50 BUCKS AND I
WILL GIVE YOU THE CONSTITUTION.
BETWEEN YOU AND ME IT BARELY
WORKINGS ANY MORE.
BUT I THINK IT IS OBVIOUS WHAT
HE IS DOING.
TRUMP THINKS IF HE SELLS OFF
ENOUGH OF AMERICA, IN WON’T BE
ANYTHING LEFT FOR JOE BIDEN TO
BE PRESIDENT OF.
HE IS GOING TO BE LIKE HERE’S
THE KEY, JOE, YOU’VE GOT THE
WHITE HOUSE, YOU’VE GOT THE
SIDEWALK AND EVERYTHING ELSE
BELONGS TO EXON.
AND FINALLY, CHICKEN.
BIRDS THAT ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THEY
JUST-- SOME SHIT.
AMERICANS EAT $9-- 9 BILLION
CHICKENS EVERY SINGLE YEAR AND
PRESIDENT TRUMP APPARENTLY
WANTERS ONE OF HIS LAST ACTS IN
OFFICE TO BE MEETING THAT
DEMAND.
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS
PROPOSING A NEW RULE THAT WILL
ALLOW CHICKEN SLAUGHTER HOUSES
TO PROCESS BIRD MORSE QUICKLY.
THE PROPOSAL RAISES SOME MAXIMUM
LINE SPEED BY 25% TO 175
CHICKENS PER MINUTE.
ST UNCLEAR IF THE ADMINISTRATION
WILL BE ABLE TO GET THE CHANGE
APPROVED BEFORE PRESIDENT TRUMP
LEAVES OFFICE.
IT’S ALMOST LIKE TRUMP IS
TRYING TO BE THE WORST PRESIDENT
FOR EVERY SPECIES.
HUMANS, WOLVES AND NOW EVEN
CHICKENS.
WHY DOES HE WANT TO KILL
CHICKENS FASTER?
I MEAN IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY MADE
HIM WAIT THREE MINUTES FOR KFC
ORDER ONCE AND HE WAS LIKE THIS
CAN NEVER HAPPEN EVER AGAIN.
AND LET’S BE CLEAR.
THE REASON THAT THIS THERE IS A
SPEED LIMIT ON CHICKEN
PRODUCTION LINES IS TO GIVE POWL
TREE INSPECTORS TIME TO MAKE
SURE THE MEAT IS SAFE AND TO
MAKE SURE THE WORKERS ARE LESS
LIKELY TO INJURE THEMSELVES.
THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS FOR
YOUR CHINGER FINGERS TO COME
WITH ACTUAL FINGERS.
ALTHOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE HE DON’T
KNOW ANY OF THIS.
HE MIGHT JUST ASSUME THIS IS A
MILITARY DECISION BECAUSE HE
STILL THINKS COLONEL SANDERS IS
ONE OF THE JOINT CHEEFERS.
BUT REGARDLESS, WHY IS HE
SPENDING TIME ON THIS.
DOESN’T THIS GUY KNOW THAT
CORONA IS OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT
NOW.
SIR, TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING
IN THE STREETS.
CORONAVIRUS IS GOING CRAZY IN
AMERICA.
I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR
JAIM, WE HAVE GOT TO KILL MORE
CHICKENS TO EVEN IT OUT.
Trevor: SO THAT IS HOW
TRUMP HAS SPENT HIS TIME SINCE
ELECTION DAY.
AND IF TRUMP HAS DECIDED TO DO
ALL OF THIS IN THE FIRST TWO
WEEKS AFTER THE ELECTION, CAN
YOU IMAGINE WHAT ELSE HE CAN DO
IN THE NEXT EIGHT WE CANS? OH,
WE SHOULD ALL JUST PRAY THAT HE
NEVER REALIZES THE NUCLEAR
FOOTBALL CAN BE USED FOR MORE
THAN JUST THROWING AT ERIC.
ALL RIGHT, WE’LL TAKE A QUICK
BREAK BUT WHEN WE COME BACK
WE’LL CHECK IN WITH LEWIS BLACK.
AND DON’T FORGET LINDSAY VONN IS COMING UP, SO STAY TUNED.
Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW.
AS A TRUMP PRESIDENCY WINDS
DOWN, THERE ARE PLENTY OF
QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS
NEXT TO THE WORLD OF MAGA.
TO HELP US ANSWER SOME OF THOSE
QUESTIONS, LET’S CHECK IN WITH
LEWIS BLACK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE
OF BLACK IN-- BACK IN BLACK.
LEWIS, WHAT’S GOING ON, MY
FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
NEVER BETTER, TREVOR.
I WAS JUST OUT ON THE STREET AND
SOME GUY VACCINATED ME.
Trevor: VACCINATE, LEWIS,
THE VACCINE ISN’T AVAILABLE YET.
OH, LOOK, IT WAS SOMETHING IN
A SYRINGE, I’LL TAKE IT.
Trevor: YOU ARE ALWAYS
LIVING ON THE EDGE, LEWIS, YOU
HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
LET’S GET TO THE NEWS, WITH JOE
BIDEN VICTORY BECOMING CLEARER
AND CLEARER EVERY DAY IT SEEMS
LIKE AT THIS POINT FOX NEWS IS
LIKE THE ONLY PLACE WHERE DONALD
TRUMP CAN STILL BE PRESIDENT.
YOU THINK SO.
BUT ACTUALLY FOX NEWS IS BAIL ON
TRUMP TOO.
DON’T FORGET THEY WERE THE FIRST
TO CALL ARIZONA FOR BIDEN.
AND MORE AND MORE THEY’RE
CALLING BULL SHIT ON TRUMP’S
BULL IS HIT.
NEIL VAVUT CORKS GOT AWAY
FROM KAYLEIGH McENANY MAKING
UNFOUNDED CLAIMS DEMOCRATS
RIGGED THE ELECTION.
WE WANT EVERY LEGAL VOTE TO
BE COUNTED AND EVERY ILLEGAL
VOTE.
I THINK WE HAVE TO BE VERY
CLEAR, SHE’S CHARGING OTHER SIDE
IS WELCOMING FRAUD AND WELCOMING
ILLEGAL VOTING.
UNLESS SHE HAS MORE DETAILS TO
BACK THAT UP I CAN’T IN GOOD
COULDN’T NANCE CONTINUE SHE YOU
THIS.
S HAD HAS BEEN CALLED.
JUST BECAUSE CNN OR FOX NEWS
SAYS SOMEBODY IS PRESIDENT
DOESN’T MAKE THEM PRESIDENT.
SO I THINK EVERYBODY WANTS TO
KNOW THAT THIS WAS DONE PROPERLY
AND LEGALLY.
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Trevor: I NEVER THOUGHT I
WOULD SEE THIS, SO FOX NEWS IS
PROBIDEN NOW?
WELL, NOT PROBIDEN BUT
THEY’RE DEFINITELY BIDEN
CURIOUS.
EITHER WAY IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S
SPLITSVILLE FOR FOX NEWS AND
DONALD TRUMP.
AND I WOULD BE WORRIED IF I WERE
FOX.
BECAUSE IF THERE IS ONE THING
TRUMP ACTUALLY HAS EXPERIENCE IN
IT IS DUMPING BLONDS.
Trevor: EITHER WAY THOUGH
LEWIS, TRUMP SUPPORTERS CAN’T BE
HAPPY TO SEE HIS FAVORITE NEWS
NETWORK A DONE SSH-- ABANDON
HIM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK TRUMP
SUPPORTERS ARE GOING TO DO.
WELL, THEY’LL TAKE SOME TIME
TO PROCESS THE LOSS.
MAYBE DISCONNECT FROM THE MEDIA
FOR AWHILE.
AND CURL UP WITH A GOOD NOVEL.
AND CONSIDER THAT MAYBE THEY
WOULD BE HAPPIER NOT LIVING IN A
CONSTANT STATE OF SEETING RAGE
AND GRIEVEANCE.
Trevor: THAT ACTUALLY
SOUNDS NICE, DO YOU THINK THAT
IS REALLY WHAT THEY WILL DO?
NO!
THEY’RE FINDING SOMEWHERE ELSE
TO GUZZLE THEIR COCKTAIL OF MADE
UP BULLSHIT.
RIGHT WING FANATICS HAVEN’T BLED
LIKE THIS SINCE THEY WERE BUYING
TICKETS TO ARGENTINA AT THE END
OF WORLD WAR TWO.
AND LUCKY FOR THEM SMALL OUTLETS
LIKE NEWSMAKSZ TV AND OAN ARE
OFFERING A NEW PLACE TO CALL
HOME.
TRUMP WON THE ELECTION.
WILL WIN THE RECOUNT, WILL WIN
IN COURT.
HE WON.
AND THE ONLY THING DEMOCRATS CAN
DO IS TRICK ALL OF US INTO
BELIEVING HE DIDN’T.
STOP DECLARING BIDEN AS THE
WINNER.
BECAUSE IT AIN’T OVER YET.
THEY’RE TRYING TO CONVINCE US
THAT JOE BIDEN HAVE MORE OF THE
POPULAR VOTE THAN ANY OTHER
PRESIDENT IN HISTORY.
MATHEMATICALLY THAT SIM
POSSIBLE.
THAT’S RIGHT.
RIGHT NOW JOE BIDEN IS
PRETENDING TO BE THE
PRESIDENT-ELECT.
AND IT SAY LITTLE BIT SAD.
PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE BIDEN, I
DON’T THINK SO.
I JUST DON’T THINK SO.
IT DOESN’T LOOK RIGHT IT DOESN’T
SOUND RIGHT.
IT DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT.
REMEMBER THE HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION JOE FRAZZIER, HE DIED
EIGHT YEARS AGO, HE VOTED TWO
YEARS AGO, THE ACTOR WILL SMITH
HAS A GRANDFATHER WHO DIED ABOUT
FOUR YEARS AGO.
HE HAS VOTED IN THE LAST TWO
ELECTIONS.
AND THAT NUMBER NO IS GROWING.
I THINK IT’S UP TO 700 DEAD
PEOPLE WHO VOTED IN
PHILADELPHIA.
GOD.
ISN’T IT GREAT, TREVOR.
JOE FRAZZIER AND WILL SMITH’S
GRANDAD ARE VOTING TOGETHER.
IT ASK AMAZING HOW EXCITING THE
NEWS CAN BE WHEN YOU JUST MAKE
IT UP.
Trevor: OKAY, BUT LEWIS,
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE
EVER HEARD OF THESE CHANNEL,
LIKE IS ANYONE REALLY WATCHING
THEM.
YOU BHET YOUR LIBERAL BUBBLE
ASS THEY ARE.
THESE NETWORKS ARE THRIVING.
AT THE END OF OCTOBER NEWSMAX
AVERAGED 65,000 VIEWERS BUT JUST
A WEEK AFTER THE ELECTION SOME
OF THESE SHOWS ARE BREAKING A
MILLION VIEWERS.
THAT IS CORONA LEVEL GROWTH.
AND GOOD LUCK TRYING TO
VACCINATE AGAINST STUPID,
PFIZER.
AND TREVOR, WHEN I SEE HOW THE
RIGHT WING MEDIA IS EXPLOITING
ITS GULLIBLE VIEWERS IT MAKES ME
SAD.
AND ALSO JELLOUS.
I WANT IN.
Trevor: YOU WANT IN, WHAT
DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, LEWIS.
IT MEANS I’M STARTING MY OWN
NETWORK.
YOU SAW WHAT NEWSMAX AND OAN
LOOK LIKE.
ALL IT TAKES IS A FEW BARGAIN
BASEMENT GRAPHICS, NO EDITORIAL
STANDARDS AND A TENUOUS GRIP ON
REALITY.
THIS IS A JOB I WAS BORN FOR.
CHECK IT OUT.
ARE YOU SICK OF THOSE COMIES
AT FOX NEWS SPEWING THEIR LEFT
WIG PROPAGANDA?
THEN SIGN UP FOR LE-W HE Z AMAX
T VRK.
WILL YOU GET THE POLITICAL
INCITES YOU CRAVE FROM THE
ANGRIEST MAN ON TV.
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS
TRYING TO STEAL YOUR EYES.
YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO THINK
ABOUT ALL OF TODAY’S NEWS
MAKERS.
LIKE AOC.
JOE BIDEN.
DON, JR.
I THINK ES WOULD MAKE A GREAT
PRESIDENT.
[BLEEP] BELIEVE WHAT I JUST.
AND IT IS NOT JUST POLITICS.
LE-WS MAX WILL GIVE YOU THE
WEATHER THE LIBERAL MEDIA WON’T
TELL YOU ABOUT.
IT IS HURRICANE, IT IS A
HOAX.
WHERE IS THE WIND, YOU CAN’T SEE
IT.
SO IT’S NOT REAL.
AND ALL THE SPORTS YOU CAN
HANDLE WITHIN I DON’T TRUST NBA
PLAYERS.
AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
THE BLACK.
OH YEAH, HE JUST SAID THAT
OUTLOUD.
OTHER NETWORKS WILL IMPLY IT,
BUT I WILL WHISPER IT.
JUST 49.99 A MONTH OR 59.99
IF YOU WANT THE SHIRTLESS
VERSION.
SO SIGN UP TODAY FOR LE-WS KZ
MAX TV.
GIVE ME YOUR [BLEEP] MONEY.
HOW ABOUT IT, TREVOR.
RIGHT NOW WE’VE GOT A DEAL.
12 MONTHS FOR THE PRICE OF 15.
Trevor: YEAH, I’M GOING TO
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, LEWIS.
THAT IS ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOUR
CREDIT CARD NUMBER.
Trevor: WAIT, WHAT?
HOW DID YOU.
BYE.
Trevor: NO, LEWIS, NO,
LEWIS.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO GO CANCEL MY
CREDIT CARD BUT WHEN WE COME
BACK CONGRESSMAN LUCY McBATH
TELLS ME ABOUT HOW DEMOCRATS CAN
WIN OR LOSE GEORGIA AND OLYMPIC
CHAMPION LINDSAY VONN IS JOINING
US ON THE SHOW.
YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT.
I CALL, HOW DO YOU CANCEL A
CARD, OH MAN, LEWIS, HE IS CHARGING ME ALL RIGHT.
WELCOME BACK TO THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW.
EARLIER TODAY I SPOKE WITH
CONGRESSWOMAN LUCY McBATH OF
GEORGIA, WE TALKED ABOUT HER
STATE AES IMPORTANCE IN THIS
ELECTION AND HOW LOSING HER SON
TO GUN VIOLENCE MOTIVATED HER TO
BECOME THE THE WELCOME TO THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW.
THANK YOU, TREVOR, I’M SO
EXCITED TO BE WITH YOU, I HAVE
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
MY YOUNGEST SISTER IS YOUR
BIGGEST FAN.
AND MY FAMILY HAS ALWAYS SAID,
YOU KNOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO
BE ON HIS SHOW, ONCE YOU ARE ON
HIS SHOW YOU REALLY MADE IT.
Trevor: WOW.
SO THANKS FOR VALIDATING ME.
Trevor: WOW.
I LIKE HOW THEY’VE SHIFTED
PRIORITIES.
BECAUSE IN MY WORLD, BECOMING A
CONGRESSWOMAN AND LIVING THE
LIFE THAT YOU HAVE LIVED AND HOW
YOU GOT THERE, MANY PEOPLE KNOW
YOUR STORY.
BUT FOR THOSE WITHOUT DON’T, YOU
STARTED YOUR STORY FROM A PLACE
THAT I FEEL MANY PEOPLE SHOULD
START IN POLITICS AND THAT SAY
PERSONAL PLACE.
YOU WERE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT FOR
MOST OF YR LIFE.
YOU LOST YOUR SON TO GUN
VIOLENCE.
AND YOU DIDN’T JUST MOURN HIS
PASSING, YOU DECIDED TO STEP UP
AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, SO
YOU RAN TO CHANGE NOT JUST HIS
WORLD BUT THE WORLD AND HOW
AMERICA SEES GUNS.
SO IN MY WORLD, YOU HAVE MADE
IT.
AND WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
ALL OF THAT TODAY.
SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING
US ON THE SHOW.
LET’S START FIRST TALKING ABOUT
GEORGIA, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IS
REALLY IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW.
GEORGIA HAS BECOME WHAT MANY
PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER, A
BATTLEGROUND STATE.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT WHAT HAS
HAPPENED IN GEORGIA, DO YOU
THINK THAT THIS IS GEORGIA
CHANGING OR DO YOU THINK THAT
THIS IS GEORGIA RESPONDING TO
DONALD TRUMP?
GEORGIA IS CHANGING.
TREVOR AS I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR
YEARS NOW, THAT THIS IS THE NEW
SOUTH.
AND I THINK THE RESISTANCE THAT
WE’VE SEEN IS JUST THAT, THE
RESISTANCE TO THE NEW SOUTH.
AND JUST THE AMAZING THAT HAS
BEEN DONE, STRATEGIZING THAT HAS
BEEN DONE.
THE GRASSROOTS ORGANIZING THAT
HAS BEEN DONE, I KNEW WE WOULD
BE A TOP TIER BATTLEGROUND
STATE.
SO I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE
ALL ALONG.
PLEASE INVEST IN GEORGIA, THE
BEST IS YET TO COME.
AND WE’VE SHOWN THAT.
YOU KNOW, WE MADE PRESIDENT
TRUMP A ONE-TERM PRESIDENT AND
WE’VE ACTUALLY BEEN ABLE
TO-- ABLE TO BE A DECIDING STATE
FOR YOU KNOW PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE
BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS, SO
YEAH, THE SOUTH IS CHANGING.
AND I’M GLAD THAT THIS KEEP SAKE
HAS THE ABILITY TO BE ON THE
FRONT LINES OF THAT.
Trevor: READING YOUR
MEMOIR, IT IS INSPIRING AND
HEARTBREAKING AT THE SAME TIME.
BECAUSE YOU READ THIS TALE OF A
WOMAN WHO GOES THROUGH THE
GRIPPING EXPERIENCE OF LOSING
HER SON.
YOUR SON WAS SHOT BY A MAN WHO
FELT LIKE HIS FRIEND WAS PLAYING
THE MUSIC TOO LOUD IN THE CAR.
THAT WAS IT.
AND THEN TRIED TO USE STAND YOUR
GROUND LAWS TO DEFEND WHAT HE
HAD DONE IN TAKING HIS LIFE.
YOU THEN USED IT AND THAT HAS
BECOME PART OF THE TITLE OF YOUR
BOOK, IS STANDING OUR GROUND.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT ABOUT THE
COALITION OF MOTHERS THAT YOU
FORMED AROUND THE COUNTRY THAT
HAS MOVED THE IDEA OF GUN
ADVOCACY FORWARD.
WELL, AS A MOTHER, AS WOMEN,
WE ARE THE CENTRAL FOCUS OF OUR
HOMES OFTENTIMES.
WE ARE THE PROTECTORS.
WE ARE OFTEN PROVIDERS.
AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
WHEN WE SEND OUR FAMILY OUT THE
DOOR, WHEN WE SEND OUR QUHIRN
OUT THE DOOR THAT THEY COME HOME
SAFELY.
WE DO EVERYTHING THAT WE CAN.
AND SO BUILDING THIS GRASSROOTS
COALITION OF MOTHERS AND ALSO
SURVIVORS IS REALLY INDICATIVE
OF WHAT WE NEED TO DO, WHAT WE
WILL HAVE TO DO TO MAKE SURE
THAT WE ARE PROVIDING SAFE
SPACES FOR OUR CHILDREN AND OUR
FAMILIES IN OUR OWN COMMUNITIES.
AND THAT IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN
DOING.
AND YOU KNOW, OVER 90% OF THE
AMERICANS ACROSS THE COUNTRY
BELIEVE IN, YOU KNOW, GUN SAFETY
LEGISLATION, COMMON SENSE
LEGISLATION THAT REALLY WILL
PROVIDE SAFETY NETS FOR OUR
FAMILIES.
AND ALSO MAKING SURE THAT A
LAW-ABIDING GUN OWNERS ARE USING
THEIR GUNS IN A WAY THAT IS
PROVIDING A SAFETY NET AS WELL
WHEN THEY ARE USING THOSE GUNS.
A LOT OF PEOPLE IN YOUR
POSITION WOULD HAVE BECOME A
SINGLE ISSUE CANDIDATE, A LOT OF
PEOPLE IN YOUR POSITION WOULD
HAVE GONE ALL I’M HERE TO TALK
ABOUT IS GUNS BUT YOU’RE
ACTUALLY LOOKING TO IMPROVE
HEALTH CARE TORQUE IMPROVE GUN
REFORM, TO IMPROVE VETERAN’S
HEALTH CARE, YOU KNOW, AND THE
SUPPORT THAT VETERANS GET.
AND YOU REALLY HAVE BEEN
FIGHTING FOR A LOT OF THESE
ISSUES WHICH SURPRISINGLY AS A
DEMOCRAT, YOU HAVE GOTTEN SIGNS
BY DONALD TRUMP, NOT ONCE, NOT
TWICE BUT THREE TIMES, SO THE
MAGIC QUESTION IS HOW HAVE YOU
MANAGED TO WORK LAWS OR CREATE
IDEAS THAT HAVE GOTTEN-- FROM
REPUBLICANS WHO HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO BLOCK DIFFERENT IDEAS.
I HAVE ALWAYS REACHED ACROSS
THE AISLE TO FIND SOME COMMON
GROUND WITH MY REPUBLICAN
COLLEAGUES THAT WE COULD WORK
UPON.
BECAUSE WHEN WE DON’T WORK
TOGETHER, WE END UP IN THE MESS
THAT WE’VE BEEN IN, YOU KNOW,
FOR SO LONG NOW.
BECAUSE WE’VE NOT BEEN WORKING
TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE OF OUR
CONSTITUENTS THAT ARE REALLY
DEPENDING ON US ON IN WASHINGTON
EVERY DAY TO CREATE VALUE FOR
THEM.
OUR CONSTITUENTS ALL HAVE THE
SAME WANTS AND LET’S WORK
TOGETHER TO PROVIDE THE BEST OF
WHAT AMERICA SAYS THEY DESERVE.
REPRESENTATIVE JIM CLIEBURN
SAID SOMETHING INTERESTING.
THIS SUAVE ENTHE RESULTS COMING
IN, AND IT WAS APPARENT JOE
BIERDEN HAD WON BUT DOWN BALLOTS
DEMOCRATS SEEMED TO HAVE TAKEN A
BEATING.
HE SAID THERE IS NO DENYING THAT
DEFUND THE POLICE AND ABOLISH
THE POLICE AND SOCIALISM HURT
THE DEMOCRATS MESSAGE-- MESSAGE.
AS SOMEBODY WHO IS ELECTED IN A
STATE THAT IS REALLY MODERATE
AND VERY CLOSE, HOW DO YOU
COMMUNICATE SOME OF THESE IDEAS.
LIKE IS THERE A DIFFERENT WAY
THAT YOU COMMUNICATE PROGRESSIVE
IDEAS WITHOUT ISOLATING
REPUBLICAN OR MODERATE VOTERS?
I WISH WE ARE HAD BEEN ABLE
TO PICK UP MORE SIGHTS FOR THE
HOUSE.
BUT WE HAVE TO FIND WHAT WORKS
WITHIN YOUR OWN COMMUNITY.
THAT IS WHAT I HAVE SAID TO MY
COLLEAGUES ALL THE TIME IS THAT
WHAT I SAY OR WHAT I REPRESENT
TO MY COMMUNITY MIGHT BE
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM
ANOTHER COMMUNITY.
FROM ANOTHER ONE OF MY
COLLEAGUES.
I WOULD LOVE FOR US TO BE ABLE
TO HOLD ON TO SOME OF THE-- SOME
OF MY COLLEAGUES THAT CAME IN
WITH ME, MY FRESHMAN COLLEAGUES,
I WAS VERY PAINED BY THE FACT
THAT THEY WON’T BE RETURNING
WITH US.
BUT THERE AGAIN, I THINK THAT
EACH OF US HAS BEEN ABLE TO JUST
REALLY SPEAK VERY CANDIDLY TO
OUR OWN CONSTITUENT, ALL OF THE
DEMOGRAPHICS ARE DIFFERENT.
BUT AS I SAID, YOU KNOW, THERE
ARE A LOT OF DIFFERENT VOICES IN
THIS CAUCUS AND THAT IS WHAT
MAKES IT SO UNIQUE.
I WILL BE HONESTK I THINK
THAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT
MAKES YOU UNIQUE IS THAT NOT
ONLY ARE YOU A SYMBOL OF THAT
BUT YOU ARTICULATE IT SO WELL TO
EVERYBODY WHO TAKES THE TIME TO
LISTEN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING
YOUR STORY IN THE BOOK, THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE
SHOW AND THANK YOU TO YOUR
FAMILY WHO THINKS THAT I AM THE
THING THAT-- I DON’T AGREE WITH
YOU I APPRECIATE THEM, SO THANK
YOU SO YOUR YOUNGER SISTER
BECAUSE BETWEEN ME AND HER SHE
IS RIGHT, SHE IS NOT RIGHT BUT
BETWEEN ME AND HER SHE IS VERY
RIGHT.
THANK YOU, TREVOR.
I WANT TO SAY THIS, THAT SO MUCH
FOR HAVING SUSM A DEEP
CONVERSATION WITH ME, BECAUSE IT
REMINDED ME ABOUT THE
CONVERSATIONS I USED TO HAVE AT
THE KITCHEN TABLE WITH JORDAN,
SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.
Trevor: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO
ME.
TAKE CARE.
Trevor: DON’T FORGET,
CONGRESSWOMAN’S MEMOIR STANDING
OUR GROUND, A MOTHER’S STORY IS
NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPER BACK.
STICK AROUND BECAUSE WHEN WE
COME BACK LINDSAY VONN JOINS ME
ON THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT HER
NEW TV SHOW AND HER NEW COSTAR.
SPOILER ALERT, HE’S REALLY
FURRY. YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT.
WDGES WITH WELCOME BACK TO THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTAN-- DISTANCING
SHOW, I SPOKE WITH GOLD MEDALIST
LINDSAY VONN.
WE TALKED ABOUT HER LIFE, AND
REE REALITY SHOW SHE IS
COSHOSSING WITH HER DOG AND SO
MUCH MORE.
WELCOME TO THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW.
THANK YOU, GOOD TO BE HERE.
BEFORE WE GET INTO ALL THE
THINGS THAT YOU ARE DOING, I
WONDER IF YOU ARE EVER HAPPY
THAT YOU RETIRED WHEN YOU DID
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU RETIRED
AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLD HAD TO
RETIRE BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS.
WHEN YOU WERE RETIRING IT WAS
LIKE LINDSEY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO NOW, JUST SIT AT HOME AND
EAT LIKE CHIPS And DO
NOTHING.
HA HA HA, ENJOY YOUR LIFE,
LOSER.
AND NOW WE’RE ALL LOSERS WITH
YOU, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT
WAS PRETTY GOOD TIMING.
I’M NOT GOING TO LIE.
I’M NOT JEALOUS OF EVERYONE THAT
IS TRYING TO TRAVEL THE WORLD
RIGHT NOW.
Trevor: LET’S TALK A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT WHAT LINDSEY VONN IS
DOING SINCE THEY, YOU HAVE AN
EXCITING NEW SHOW CALLED THE
PACK, YOU SHOT BEFORE THE VIRUS
SHUT DOWN.
IT IS A REALLY FUN SHOW WHERE
YOU WERE COMPETING, LIKE PEOPLE
ARE COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER
BUT THEIR TEAMMATE IS THEIR DOG.
I MEAN IT’S WAY BETTER THAN
HAVING A TEAMMATE OF A HUMAN
BEING, I THINK.
IT IS A LOT MORE EXCITING.
THIS IS MY LOVELY COHOST, LUCY,
MY DOG, IT WAS A FUN SHOW TO DO
ACTUALLY.
AND WE WERE RIGHT, RIGHT BEFORE
COVID HAPPENED.
WE WERE KIND OF ESCAPING EVERY
CITY BEFORE IT KIND OF GOT SHUT
DOWN.
WOW.
SO IT WAS A LITTLE BIT
INTENSE BUT LUCKILY WE MADE IT
THROUGH, WE GOT THE WHOLE SERIES
DONE AND ON FRIDAY YOU GUYS WILL
SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT,
HOPEFULLY YOU LIKE IT.
SO YOU HAVE THIS COMPETITION,
WHERE PEOPLE ARE TRAVELING
LITERALLY AROUND THE GLOBE AND
THEY ARE TAKING PART IN
DIFFERENT EVENTS AND COMPETING
BUT WITH THEIR DOG.
SO LIKE WHEN YOUR DOG MAKES YOU
LOSE IS IT THE DOG’S FAULT OR IS
IT YOUR FAULT FOR NOT TRAINING
THE DOG ADEQUATELY?
I MEAN YOU KNOW STRKS HARD TO
SAY.
A LOT OF THE DOGS HAD A HARD
TIME BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THEY
WOULD BE GOOD AT A TASK, THERE
WAS A CROWD FORMING WILE WE’RE
SHOOTING SO THEY WERE DISTRACTED
AND SO IT IS NOT REALLY THEIR
FAULT BECAUSE THEY’RE REALLY
GOOD AT THE TASK BUT I MEAN THE
HUMANS GET DISTRACTED AS WELL.
SO I WOULD SAY IT IS A TEAM
EFFORT.
THERE ARE SOME CHALLENGES MORE
GEARED TOWARDS THE DOG OBVIOUSLY
AND SOME MORE GEARED TOWARDS THE
HUMAN.
I THINK THAT THE DOG PROBABLY
EXCELLED SOMETIME MORE THAN THE
HUMANS.
BUT THAT WAS,-- THAT IS THE END
TAINING PART OF THE SHOW.
I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE AND
I CRIED SO I THINK WILL YOU HAVE
A LOT OF EMOTIONS.
I THINK IT IS JUST REALLY NICE
WITH EVERYONE GOING ON RIGHT
NOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KIND OF SEE
THE WORLD WITHOUT ACTUALLY
HAVING TO TROUBLE AND A LOT OF
DOGS IN SLOW MO WITH LET’S FACE
IT, EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE.
ARE YOU NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO
WOULD PROBABLY CRY WHEN WATCHING
THE FIRST EPISODE.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE LUCY RIGHT
THERE NEXT TO YOU WHO IS YOUR
COHOST FOR THE SHOW.
BUT THEN YOU HAVE TWO OTHER
DOGS, LEO AND BSH-- AND THEY ARE
NOT YOUR COHOST AND I THINK THAT
THEY ARE GOING TO BE REALLY HAD
WHEN-- SAD AND WILL BE LIKE WOW,
HOW COME LUCY GOT CHOSEN AND WE
DIDN’T, DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE,
IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
LINDSAY.
MY FAVORITE DOG IS ACTUALLY
NOT HER, IT’S MY OTHER DOG LEO.
AND I WISH THAT I COULD TRAVEL
WITH THEM BUT THEY ARE LIKE A
HUNDRED POUNDS EACH.
AN ALSO THEY ALWAYS GET IN
TROUBLE, IE THEY GOT INTO A
FIGHT WITH THE PORCUPINE AND
LIKE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.
AND SO I JUST CAN’T RELY ON THEM
LIKE LUCY IS A ALWAYS THERE, SHE
MAY BE SLEEPING BUT AT LEAST
SHE’S THERE.
THE BOYS, YOU KNOW, BOYS ARE
TROUBLE.
LINDSAY VONN SS JUST MAKING
SHOWS, SHE IS ALSO PRODUCING
SHOWS AND WILL BE CODIRECTING A
DOCUMENTARY ABOUT H.E.R.O AND
SKIING LEGEND PEEK A BOO STREET.
YOU TALKED ABOUT HER BEING THE
REASON THAT YOU GOT INTO THE
SPORT.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO COME FULL
CIRCLE AND BE THE PERSON THAT
WILL BE DOCUMENTING HER LIFE.
IT’S SO REWARDING.
I MEAN I CAN’T TELL YOU, I
WOULDN’T BE EXCITED FOR ANY
OTHER PROJECT BESIDES THIS ONE.
SHE IS WHY I AM HERE.
YOU KNOW, AND NOW I GET TO SHOW
HER THE RESPECT THAT I FEEL SO
STRONGLY ABOUT HER AND BE ABLE
TO TELL HER STORY AND OBVIOUSLY
WORKING WITH FRANK MARSHAL IS A
DREAM COME TRUE.
HE’S A LEDGE IND.
Trevor: ONE THING I REALLY
ENJOYED ABOUT WATCHING YOUR
JOURNEY POST SPORTS HAS BEEN HOW
MUCH YOU JUST, LIKE, YOU HAVE
BECOME COMFORTABLE BEING
UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE SPACE OF
INSPIRING OTHERS.
WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS LIKE IT
IS EASY TO BE INSPIRING OR
EASIER TO BE INSPIRING WHEN YOU
ARE WINNING RACES, DOING YOUR
THING AND OUT THERE.
BUT WE ARE SEEN A SIDE OF
LINDSAY VAUGHN THAT A LOT OF
PEOPLE NEVER KNEW BEFORE HAND.
WE HAVE SEEN LINDSAY VONN
SHARING HER JOURNEY OF HOW HARD
IT IS TO STAY IN SHAPE NOW THAT
SHE IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL
ATHLETE, THE LINDSAY THAT
CHANGED PEOPLE’S LIVES BY SAYK
I’M GOING TO BE ON INSTAGRAM AND
TAKE PICTURES IN MY BIKINI
BECAUSE I’M ON A VACATION, AND I
WILL NOT RETOUCH THIS, NOT
BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN’T BUT JUST
BECAUSE I DON’T WANT YOU TO
THINK THAT I’M PERFECT IN A WAY
THAT I AM NOT.
I’M PERFECT THE WAY THAT I AM.
THAT IS TERRIFYING.
ST REALLY TERRIFYING.
Trevor: LIKE HOW DO YOU GET
TO THAT PLACE WHERE YOU GO YOU
KNOW WHAT, I KNOW THE INTERNET
IS GOING TO COME FOR ME.
I KNOW THERE WILL BE TROLLINGS.
I KNOW PEOPLE WILL CHIP AWAY AT
MY SELF-ESTEEM BUT I’M GOING DO
THIS AND MAKE THIS MY CAUSE.
WHY DOES LINDSAY VONN CHOOSE TO
DO THAT?
YOU KNOW, I FELL FOR THE LAST
TEN YEARS THAT I’VE GOTTEN THAT
PEOPLE HAVE COME AFTER ME, THEY
CHIPPED AWAY AT MY
SELF-CONFIDENCE.
AND I REALLY WISH I COULD SAY
THAT I HAVE SUCH TOUGH SKIN THAT
NOTHING EVER GOT TO ME.
BUT THAT’S JUST NOT THE CASE.
I THINK YOU’RE NOT HUMAN IF SOME
OF THOSE NEGATIVE THINGS DON’T
GET TO YOU IN SOME WAY SHAPE OR
FORM.
BUT I THINK NOW FINALLY I AM
COMFORTABLE ENOUGH IN MY SKIN
WHERE I CAN SAY THIS IS ME.
I DON’T CARE IF YOU COME AFTER
ME.
I DON’T CARE IF YOU THINK THAT
I’M SOMEONE THAT I AM NOT.
I’M NOT PERFECT AND ACTUALLY NO
ONE IS.
SO THE FACT WE’RE TRYING TO BE
PERFECT IS COUNTERINTUITIVE.
THAT IS WHO WE ARE, WE ARE ALL
UNIQUE, BEAUTIFUL, SPECIAL.
AND I THINK WITH COVID I JUST
KIND OF REALIZED WHAT IS
IMPORTANT TO ME AND I THINK I
HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT TO REALLY
THINK ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHAT I
WANT.
AND THE IMAGE I WANT TO PORTRAY.
I MYSELF, AND THAT IS THE IMAGE
I WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE.
I’M MYSELF, I’M RAW, UNEDITED.
I AM 100 PERCENT ME, TAKE IT OR
LEAVE IT.
I WILL TELL YOU THIS, MAN, AS
A FRIEND AND HUMAN BEING, I’VE
ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU FOR BEING A
LEGEND ON THE SLOPES BUT I THINK
YOUR LEGACY WAS EVEN MORE
LEGENDARY FOR THE THINGS YOU ARE
DOING OFF THE SLOPES.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOIN US ON
THE SHOW, GOOD LUCK WITH LEE AND
WERE BEAR WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU
BETRAYED THEM.
THANKS, TREVOR, YOU ARE THE
BEST.
Trevor: THANKS, SEE YOU
AGAIN, THE PACK PREMIERS ON
AMAZON PRIME VIDEO THIS FRIDAY
NOVEMBER 20th.
WE WILL TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER
Trevor: THAT’S OUR SHOW FOR
TONIGHT BUT BEFORE WE GO THANKS
GIVING IS COMING UP.
AND IN THE ERA-OF-CONSIDER OWNA
I WANTED TO REMIND THAT YOU
THERE ARE MANY SENIORS WHO ARE
STUCK AT HOME AND AT GREATER
RISK THAN EVER.
BECAUSE MANY OF THEM DON’T KNOW
WHERE THEIR NEXT MEAL IS COMING
FROM.
LUCKILY MEALS ON WHEELS IS OUT
THERE IN THE STREETS DELIVERING
MEALS TO ELDERLY AMERICANS EVERY
SINGLE DAY IN COMMUNITIES AROUND
THE COUNTRY.
AND IF YOU CAN HELP THEM OUT IN
ANYWAY THEN PLEASE I ASK YOU TO
DONATE AT THE LINK BELOW.
UNTIL TOMORROW THOUGH STAY SAFE
OUT THERE.
WEAR A MASK.
AND REMEMBER, IT’S NOT ABOUT THE
SIZE OF THE TREE, IT’S ABOUT THE
MOTION OF-- NO, THAT DOESN’T
WORK, YEAH, IT IS ABOUT THE SIZE
OF THE TREE, HERE IT IS, YOUR
MOMENT OF ZEN.
THE MORE FAMILY MEMBERS THAT
MAKE THAT DECISION TO
SELF-QUARANTINE, THE MORE LIKELY
IT IS THAT YOU ARE NOT BRINGING
A LOADED PISTOL FOR GRANDMA’S
HEAD.
NOT FUN TO PLAY RUSSIAN
ROULETTE IN ONE IN A HUNDRED
CHANCES THE BULL SET IN THE
CHAMBER BUT ST A HECK OF A LOT
BETTER THAT RUSSIAN ROULETTE
WITH THE BULL NET ONE OF TEN
CHAMBERS.
IT IS AN IMPORTANT CAUTION
FOR PEOPLE NOT TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE OVER THANKSGIVING.