1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:03,637 - "The Daily Show" presents... 2 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:15,015 - Scandals--every president's had them, 3 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:17,551 whether it's Richard Nixon breaking into Watergate 4 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,621 or Bill Clinton with his Oval Office BJ 5 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:24,758 or Martin Van Buren with his fake mutton chops. 6 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:26,693 You ain't fooling nobody, Marty. 7 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,328 We know it's a weave. 8 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:33,133 But where some presidents get famous for just one scandal, 9 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,869 Donald Trump has truly changed the game. 10 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,237 I'm Roy Wood Jr., 11 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,740 and on tonight's special edition of "The Daily Show," 12 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,976 we will be counting down Donald Trump's 100 13 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,179 Most Tremendous Scandals. 14 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:49,850 In the nearly ten years since he took his office, Donald-- 15 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,084 It's only been four? 16 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:53,520 In the four years since he took office, 17 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,956 Donald Trump has had so many scandals, 18 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,058 they're going to have to retire his jersey 19 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,493 which is probably a bad idea. 20 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:00,994 That tie is going to hang all the way to the floor 21 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,429 and trip up players. 22 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:04,565 So join me tonight as we celebrate 23 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,633 all of Donald Trump's greatest scandals, 24 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,870 the ones you forgot and the ones you wish you could. 25 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,738 Let's roll, baby, 'cause the Trump train 26 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,107 is about to go off the rails! 27 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:17,611 Are you serious? It's only been four years? 28 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,713 Well, mother[bleep], it feel like ten! 29 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:20,714 Oh, my God. 30 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,549 ♪ 31 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,853 - President Trump expressed interest in buying Greenland. 32 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,621 - And he went out and bought a big yacht, 33 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:30,457 and he had a very interesting life. 34 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,159 I won't go any more than that because you're Boy Scouts, 35 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:33,293 so I'm not going to tell you what he did. 36 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,596 [crowd chattering] 37 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,497 - The price tag for President Trump's July 4th 38 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:41,134 salute to America is more than $5.3 million. 39 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:42,669 - Members at Mar-a-Lago 40 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,438 are influencing how President Trump 41 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,740 runs the Department of Veteran's Affairs. 42 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,710 - I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted. 43 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,345 I didn't get thank you. That's okay. 44 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,247 - He's looking down, he'd be so-- 45 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,648 Maybe he's looking up. I don't know. 46 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,517 - Appearing to push aside the prime minister 47 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:59,253 of Montenegro to get in front for a photo op. 48 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,121 - Banning residents from enrolling in 49 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,656 Trusted Traveler programs. 50 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,725 - Ripping up memos, letters, 51 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,827 things he's finished reading or does not like. 52 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,863 - Threatened to bomb sites of cultural significance, 53 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,832 an action that could be a war crime. 54 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,400 - Someone as despicable as Hitler 55 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,801 didn't even sink to the-- 56 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,136 to using chemical weapons. 57 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,605 - Scaramucci said, "I'm not Steve Bannon. 58 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,274 I'm not trying to suck my own"-- 59 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,309 - China awarded seven new trademarks 60 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:23,777 to Ivanka Trump's company. 61 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,046 - It will not reveal its visitor logs. 62 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,515 - We want to include the Congressional Black Caucus 63 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,750 and the Congressional Hispanic Caucus. 64 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:30,851 - Well, I would. I tell you what, 65 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:31,952 do you want to set up the meeting? 66 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,220 Do you want to set up the meeting? 67 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,956 Frederick Douglas is an example of somebody 68 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,357 who's done an amazing job 69 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,126 and is being recognized more and more. 70 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:43,664 You will be receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 71 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,632 When you wash your hands, it takes you five times longer. 72 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,234 You know, the water is-- You got soap. 73 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,303 You can't get it off. I won't talk about the fact 74 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,939 that people have to flush their toilet 15 times. 75 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,575 - Greta must work on her anger management problem. 76 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:55,876 Chill, Greta, chill! 77 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:59,379 - I think there's probably possibly drugs involved. 78 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:00,948 - I love this guy right here. - That's good. 79 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,584 - Blasted the FBI over the Florida school shooting. 80 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,052 "They are spending too much time 81 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,520 trying to prove Russian collusion." 82 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,989 - Reducing the number of mail sorting machines 83 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,991 and removing collection boxes. 84 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,034 [upbeat music] 85 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,237 - Before Donald Trump was in the Oval Office, 86 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:25,372 he was in business: every business. 87 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:28,842 - Gentleman, Oreos rejected my bid, so we lick-race 88 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,879 for it right here with Double Stuf Gold. 89 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,348 - That's right, our president likes his Oreos the way 90 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,283 he likes his pants: double stuffed. 91 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,020 So when Trump ran for president, 92 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,623 it's no surprise that he saw dollar signs. 93 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,593 During his campaign, candidate Trump paid businessman Trump 94 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:50,464 nearly $12.5 million for expenses like air fare, 95 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:53,133 office space and meals. 96 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,436 They even dropped two grand on Trump ice, 97 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,438 the only bottled water that's 100 percent 98 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,474 Angus beef. 99 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,775 The grift was going great 100 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,810 until the unthinkable happened. 101 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:07,548 - Donald J. Trump will become the 45th President 102 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,049 of the United States. 103 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,652 - Which was a problem because the president's job 104 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:15,222 is to protect and defend the Constitution or whatever, 105 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,624 not to get rich. [cheers and applause] 106 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,960 So Donald Trump selflessly promised the nation 107 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,461 that he would give it all up. 108 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:26,600 - My two sons are going to be running the company. 109 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,602 They're not going to discuss it with me. 110 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,504 - That's right. Trump would part 111 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,372 with his precious businesses, 112 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,107 and his only consolation: 113 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,844 not having to talk to his sons. 114 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,312 But much like those folders, 115 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,380 Trump's promise proved to be empty. 116 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:43,050 - The president-elect has decided he will not sell 117 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,786 his assets or place them in a blind trust. 118 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,021 - That's where things get conflicts of interesting. 119 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,123 ♪ 120 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,960 - As president, he's been steering government money 121 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,495 to his own companies for the entire time, 122 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,898 and that means then to his own pockets. 123 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,333 He spends nearly every weekend, as you know, 124 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:00,701 at one of his golf clubs. 125 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,337 Secret Service, they don't stay for free. 126 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,572 He charges them to stay there. 127 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,874 Federal spending records show 128 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,775 that taxpayers have paid Trump's businesses 129 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,478 more than $900,000 just since he took office. 130 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,480 - Getting paid for vacations? 131 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,816 This dude is a damn Instagram model. 132 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,251 According to Eric Trump, 133 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,186 who is officially running the family business 134 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:22,356 while daddy focuses on the good of the country, 135 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,225 the Trump organization only charges the Secret Service-- 136 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,594 - You know, we charge them, like, you know, $50. 137 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:31,265 - Like, $50 a night for a hotel room. 138 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,599 But according to the receipts, 139 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:36,103 the real bill is more than $650 140 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,205 which means they're either being way overcharged, 141 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,606 or there's one Secret Service agent 142 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,642 who absolutely loves Toblerone. 143 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,378 But upcharging suckers 144 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,480 who have to stay at his property is one thing. 145 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:50,317 The big bucks are in visitors who choose to stay there 146 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,920 because you never know when lining a president's pockets 147 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,254 might be the thing to get him 148 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,990 to rewrite federal policy in your favor. 149 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,893 - We know that foreign governments are spending 150 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,262 money there in order to curry favor 151 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:04,831 with the President of the United States. 152 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,366 - The Philippines, Kuwait, 153 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,901 the government of Saudi Arabia, 154 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,137 through its lobbyists, paid for 500 nights and rooms, 155 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,072 and we have seen corporate clients do it too. 156 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,408 T-Mobile, which needs approval for a big merger 157 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,876 from the Trump administration, 158 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,779 they've spent more than $195,000 on rooms there. 159 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,881 - Yes, foreign governments and corporations 160 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,816 are greasing the Trumps' palms, 161 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,284 and from the looks of it, 162 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:27,754 greasing their hair and faces too. 163 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,290 Of course, Trump isn't the only one winning here. 164 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:32,025 The president's financial entanglements 165 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,827 with foreign governments have given Americans 166 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,629 something better than money: 167 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,765 the opportunity to learn what the Emoluments Clause is. 168 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:41,034 - Emolument is basically a payment. 169 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,136 - Yes. According to so-called lawyers 170 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,739 familiar with the so-called Constitution, 171 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,374 receiving money or gifts 172 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,943 from foreign governments is illegal, 173 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,245 but on the other hand-- 174 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,280 - You people with this phony Emoluments Clause. 175 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,515 - Can't argue with that. 176 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,383 ♪ 177 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,519 And even if Trump loses in November, 178 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:01,922 he will still be the first president to literally rake in 179 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:05,392 billions of dollars while serving in office. 180 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,127 Never before has a living president 181 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,463 earned this many dead presidents. 182 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:12,099 - I'm really rich. - You certainly are now, 183 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:15,235 and if the national economy is lying in ruins at his feet, 184 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,704 at least Donald Trump finally found a business 185 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,972 he could be successful at. 186 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,774 - If you're smart and persevere, 187 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:24,111 there's a good chance you'll come out on top. 188 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,113 - We'll be right back with masculine toilets, 189 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,749 racist alligators and alternative facts 190 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,118 as we continue our countdown of Donald Trump's 191 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,087 100 Most Tremendous Scandals. 192 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:34,188 Do I have to be here for all 100 of these? 193 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:38,457 - Welcome back to this special edition 194 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,725 of "The Daily Show." 195 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,661 Question: What does it take to be the worst? 196 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,964 Talent? Luck? 197 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,166 Rudy Giuliani as your lawyer? 198 00:07:47,199 --> 00:07:49,068 Donald Trump has all of these 199 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,369 and because of that, 200 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,805 he's now the most scandal-ridden president 201 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:54,440 in American history. 202 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,242 We at "The Daily Show" consulted 203 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,010 with the most esteemed historians, 204 00:07:58,043 --> 00:08:00,413 political scientists and psychoanalysts 205 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:03,916 and ignored all of them and pulled this out of our ass. 206 00:08:03,949 --> 00:08:05,684 We're counting down Donald Trump's 100 207 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,386 Most Tremendous Scandals. 208 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,322 Let's pick up where we left off at number 75. 209 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,291 ♪ 210 00:08:12,324 --> 00:08:14,460 - This was the largest audience to ever witness 211 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:16,762 an inauguration period. 212 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,197 - Alternative facts. 213 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:20,132 - Whether they may have had some kind of Russian money 214 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,367 funneling through them to help Trump. 215 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,702 - Tax dollars to travel by private jet. 216 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,405 - The $43,000 soundproof phone booth 217 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,240 and a sweetheart deal on a $50-a-month 218 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,775 Capitol Hill rental from a lobbyist. 219 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:34,747 - $139,000 price tag for new doors. 220 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,550 - High-end taxpayer-funded dinners. 221 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:39,585 - A $300 million contract. 222 00:08:39,618 --> 00:08:43,255 - Worked for a place that marketed a masculine toilet 223 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,024 for well-endowed men. 224 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,125 - It's a wonderful line. 225 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:47,593 I own some of it. Go buy it today. 226 00:08:47,626 --> 00:08:50,096 - Kellyanne, what was my temperament yesterday? 227 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,931 - Very calm, no temper tantrums. 228 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,866 - Purging the government of perceived enemies. 229 00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:56,836 - Push through Jared and Ivanka's security clearances. 230 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,871 - Using private e-mail servers. 231 00:08:58,904 --> 00:09:00,740 - Sweetheart deal to Jeffrey Epstein. 232 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,576 - Abuse allegations from both of his former wives. 233 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:06,378 - The raid has continued to court political controversy 234 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:08,547 particularly with regards to the death of a Navy Seal. 235 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:09,982 - I said, "You got to clean your floors. 236 00:09:10,015 --> 00:09:11,917 You got to clean your forests." 237 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:13,385 - Urging his millions of Twitter followers 238 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:14,920 to boycott an American company. 239 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,656 - I said, "Please don't be too nice." 240 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,558 - Shoot migrants in the legs, 241 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,795 fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench stocked 242 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,597 with snakes or alligators. 243 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,599 - They want more people in their sanctuary cities. 244 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:27,900 Well, we'll give them more people. 245 00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:28,901 We can give them a lot. 246 00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:30,569 Crazy Elizabeth Warren, 247 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,839 or as I affectionately call her, Pocahontas. 248 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:36,208 - Obama wiretapped him in Trump Tower. 249 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,977 That came from a Breitbart article 250 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,212 that was a total conspiracy theory. 251 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,015 - I know nothing about Q Anon. - I just told you. 252 00:09:43,048 --> 00:09:44,483 - I know very little. You told me, 253 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:48,187 but what you told me doesn't necessarily make it fact. 254 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:53,159 ♪ 255 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:54,627 - Nature's fury. 256 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,228 In September of 2019, 257 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,931 a storm was brewing in the Atlantic. 258 00:09:58,964 --> 00:10:01,700 - Hurricane Dorian making its way to the United States, 259 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,569 forecasters expecting it 260 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,504 to make a dramatic turn to the north. 261 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,907 - I'm not sure that I've ever even heard of a category five. 262 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,376 I knew it existed. A category five is something 263 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,711 that I don't know that I've ever even heard 264 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,214 the term other than I know it's there. 265 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,949 - But Hurricane Dorian was nothing 266 00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:19,051 compared to the tempest about to blow the roof 267 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,253 off the Oval Office: 268 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,555 Hurricane Donald. 269 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:24,490 - The National Weather Service had to scramble 270 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:27,526 to correct misinformation from President Trump about Dorian. 271 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,728 - President Trump tweeted... 272 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,370 - The National Weather Service corrected the president, 273 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:42,274 saying, "Alabama will not see any impacts from Dorian." 274 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,778 - Suddenly, America was caught between two claims, 275 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,847 but who to believe: 276 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,149 scientists who have dedicated their lives 277 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,084 to the study of weather patterns, 278 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,352 or a man who thinks wind 279 00:10:53,385 --> 00:10:54,954 is caused by birds flapping too hard? 280 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,524 - This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest 281 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:01,894 we've ever seen from the standpoint of water. 282 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:03,462 - As the people of Alabama braced for 283 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,532 either massive destruction or slightly overcast skies, 284 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:09,502 there was still time to avoid disaster. 285 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,337 All President Trump had to say was, 286 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,105 "Sorry, I was wrong. 287 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,141 The hurricane is not going to hit"-- 288 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,643 - Alabama is gonna get a piece of it, it looks like. 289 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:20,813 It is a very, very powerful hurricane. 290 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,182 A great place, it's called Alabama, 291 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,850 and Alabama could even be in 292 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,319 for at least some very strong winds 293 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,221 and something more than that, it could be. 294 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,223 - That's right. Although the experts 295 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,492 tried to make Trump understand, 296 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,695 he had already boarded up his ears. 297 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,464 Hurricane Dorian had moved on, 298 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,000 narrowly missing Alabama by 600 miles, 299 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,003 but Hurricane Donald was just forming. 300 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,739 After seeing an ABC News report on his mistake, 301 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,375 Trump gained new strength, tweeting... 302 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,615 - It was a direct attack on science and also 303 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,551 on Twitter user Jonathan Carl, 304 00:11:58,584 --> 00:11:59,685 who is a Kentucky pastor 305 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,588 and not ABC News anchor Jon Karl, 306 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:06,092 an innocent victim of Hurricane Donald. 307 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,593 Over the next 36 hours, 308 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,029 Hurricane Donald seemed to die down, 309 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,531 but then it returned... 310 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,933 this time with a Sharpie. 311 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,135 - In a White House video released Wednesday, 312 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,837 Trump displays a modified 313 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,372 National Hurricane Center forecast. 314 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,976 The graphic appears to have been altered with a Sharpie 315 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:27,012 to indicate a risk the storm would move into Alabama. 316 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:30,483 - I know that Alabama was in the original forecast. 317 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,885 They actually gave that a 95 percent chance. 318 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,855 - That's right. Donald Trump tried to redraw a map 319 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,190 with a Sharpie. 320 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,792 Have some respect for our intelligence. 321 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,328 At least learn Photoshop. 322 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,363 But what if the culprit wasn't Trump at all? 323 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,565 - That map that you showed us today looked like it almost 324 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,868 had, like, a Sharpie-- - I don't know. I don't know. 325 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,736 - It was a real mystery. 326 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:54,507 Who could have possibly taken a Sharpie to a hurricane map? 327 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,643 It had to be someone with an almost pathological obsession 328 00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,945 with using the permanent markers 329 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,982 as if they needed their marks to be the boldest, 330 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:06,419 the loudest, the most permanent, but who? 331 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,621 There would be no way to know for certain. 332 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,457 The storm raged for days, growing in strength 333 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,326 until it became a category five tweet storm. 334 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,062 Government agencies that most Americans 335 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,830 had never even heard of were transformed 336 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,266 into hazardous projectiles by the gale. 337 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:23,903 - Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross threatened to fire 338 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:28,908 top employees at NOA on Friday after the agency's Birmingham 339 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,644 office contradicted Trump's claim. 340 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,846 - What began as one bad tweet had escalated 341 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:37,416 into a full-scale political scandal with not one, 342 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:41,220 not two, but three government investigations. 343 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,789 Like a Sharpie drawn on a fake path of a hurricane, 344 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,426 it's a scandal that simply can't be erased 345 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,396 all because there was a hurricane over a year ago 346 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:53,999 that had a five to 20% chance of hitting Alabama 347 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,702 but ultimately didn't. 348 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,837 Stick around. 349 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,172 We've got porn stars, little rocket man 350 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:00,272 and five different flavors of racism after the break. 351 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:07,079 - Welcome back to Donald Trump's 352 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,981 100 Most Tremendous Scandals. 353 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,183 Over the last four years, intrepid journalists 354 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,952 have exposed numerous scandals 355 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,287 coming out of the Trump administration, 356 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,790 and none of it made a bit of damn difference, 357 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,925 but at least we got this TV show out of it, 358 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,427 so let's keep going with the countdown 359 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,329 and continue with number 50. 360 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,897 ♪ 361 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,033 - President Trump says he's trying to find out 362 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,567 more about the whistleblower. 363 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:32,471 - He paid just $750 in federal income tax. 364 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,640 - Firing Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman 365 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,042 and Gordon Sondland. 366 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,543 - Why don't they go back and help 367 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,712 fix the totally broken and crime-infested places 368 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:40,813 from which they came? 369 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,017 - "Why are we having all these people 370 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,987 from shithole countries come here?" 371 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,623 - Little rocket man. - Tried to manipulate the count 372 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,359 by adding a citizenship question to the census form. 373 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,462 - Indicted or convicted six of the president's associates. 374 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,197 - Advised staff members 375 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,100 at the Natural Resources Conservation Service 376 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,969 to avoid saying the term "climate change." 377 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,373 - Syria also has a relationship with the Kurds who, 378 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,542 by the way, are no angels, okay? 379 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,912 Get that son of a bitch off the field. He's fired! 380 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:18,984 Person, woman, man, camera, TV. 381 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,720 - Secret Chinese bank account. 382 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,857 - Called American soldiers who died in war suckers and losers. 383 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,693 - Executive time in the Oval Office every day. 384 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,463 - Illegally mismanaging his charitable foundation. 385 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,199 - Taking intelligence given to the US by an ally, 386 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:36,001 sharing it with an adversary in the Oval Office. 387 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:39,505 - Despite the constant negative press, covfefe. 388 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,907 - Questionable commutations and/or pardons. 389 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,944 - Hush money payments made to porn star Stormy Daniels 390 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,712 and Playboy model Karen McDougal. 391 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,849 - Two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized, 392 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,417 and they were the master minds 393 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,885 behind the Bowling Green massacre. 394 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,453 - A full-throated Trump endorsement 395 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,522 of accused molester Roy Moore. 396 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:59,425 - Russia offered a bounty to Taliban fighters 397 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,527 to kill US troops in Afghanistan. 398 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,728 - How did you get home? 399 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,896 I don't remember. How did you get there? 400 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,398 I don't remember. Where is the place? 401 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,600 I don't remember. How many years ago was it? 402 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,835 I don't know, I don't know. [cheers and applause] 403 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,806 ♪ 404 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,275 - Donald Trump is famous for being quick with an insult. 405 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,710 - He's going like, "I don't remember!" 406 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,011 - He's insulted reporters... 407 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,047 - I'm the president, and you're fake news. 408 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,215 - Senators... - Ms. Elizabeth Warren, 409 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,617 I call her goofy. 410 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,154 Crying Chuck Schumer, Crying Chuck, bunch of losers. 411 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,890 - And even voters to their face. 412 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,592 - How stupid are the people of Iowa? 413 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,561 - But there's one group he's been strangely 414 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:39,398 reluctant to insult: white supremacists. 415 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,101 - The moment that's jolted the Republican party: 416 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,370 Trump's response to receiving the support 417 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,707 of former Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David Duke. 418 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,808 - I don't know anything. Honestly, 419 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,909 I don't know David Duke. 420 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,310 I don't believe I've ever met him. 421 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,611 I'm pretty sure I didn't meet him, 422 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,580 and I just don't know anything about him. 423 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,516 - That's right. Donald Trump launched his 2016 campaign 424 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,852 by going full Mariah on David Duke. 425 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,388 - I don't know her. - Oh, please. 426 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,223 David Duke is the Betty White of racism. 427 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,693 He's been in the game forever, and everyone knows who he is. 428 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,095 Saying you hate David Duke 429 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,330 is literally the easiest thing in the world. 430 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,666 Even his plastic surgeon hates him. 431 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,135 ♪ 432 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,105 Once Trump took office, racists everywhere rejoiced. 433 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,539 Hate crimes skyrocketed, 434 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,508 and white supremacists rallied around Trump 435 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,709 as their new icon. 436 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,078 - Hail Trump! Hail our people! 437 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,513 - I mean, who wouldn't look at this guy 438 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,448 and see master race? 439 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,717 ♪ 440 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,619 Then in August 2017... 441 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,090 - White supremacists threw themselves 442 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,793 a terror parade in Charlottesville, Virginia 443 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,128 that ended in the murder 444 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,731 of an antifascist counterprotestor, 445 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,466 and Donald Trump once again 446 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,202 found it hard to condemn the bad guys. 447 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,138 - I think there's blame on both sides. 448 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,440 You had some very bad people in that group, 449 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,175 but you also had people 450 00:17:56,208 --> 00:18:00,379 that were very fine people on both sides. 451 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,681 - That's right. 452 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,716 In a fight between racists and antiracists, 453 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,719 Trump said there were very fine people on both sides. 454 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,623 Amazing. It's like donating to Kanye's presidential campaign 455 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,191 and Taylor Swift's. 456 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,693 Sometimes, Trump doesn't even wait 457 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,394 to be asked about white supremacists. 458 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,196 He just finds them himself on Twitter, 459 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,766 retweeting accounts like WhiteGenocideTM. 460 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,101 Good thing they trademarked that. 461 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:25,271 It could've been stolen by some mens' hair dye. 462 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,540 This summer, Trump even retweeted a video 463 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,809 of his supporters yelling, "White power." 464 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,713 - It's the retweets that get you in trouble. 465 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,182 - You don't get a bigger honor from the president than that. 466 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:41,253 It goes retweet, pardon, medal of freedom. 467 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,123 But no matter how much Trump makes it clear 468 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,759 that he's on the same page with white supremacists, 469 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,328 people keep giving him a chance, just one more time, 470 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,564 to finally denounce them once and for all. 471 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:55,434 - But are you willing tonight to condemn white supremacists? 472 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,602 - Sure, I'm willing to do that. 473 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,670 - Are you prepared to specifically? 474 00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,138 - Do it. - But I would say-- 475 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,606 - Well, go ahead, then. - I would say almost everything 476 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,742 I see is from the left wing, not from the right. 477 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,911 - So then do it, sir. - Say it. Do it. Say it. 478 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,880 - You want to call them-- What do you want to call them? 479 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,048 Give me a name. 480 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,149 - White supremacists and-- - Go ahead. 481 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,150 Who would you like me to condemn? 482 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,284 - Proud boys. 483 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,386 - White supremacists and Proud Boys. 484 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,788 - Proud Boys, stand back and stand by. 485 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,857 - Okay, stand back and stand by? 486 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,659 That's the worst way to ever condemn something. 487 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,894 It's like breaking with someone 488 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,163 and then texting them, "TTYL!" 489 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,966 Seriously, Donald Trump struggles so hard 490 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,201 to do something so simple. 491 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,437 It's like he's trying to walk down a ramp 492 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,972 or walk down stairs 493 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,975 or hold his wife's hand. 494 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,843 Of all Donald Trump's scandals, 495 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,078 supporting white supremacists 496 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,247 should have been the easiest to avoid. 497 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,083 I mean, what could possibly explain 498 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,252 why he keeps stumbling into situations 499 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:50,856 where racists and Nazis think they have his support? 500 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,559 Hm, I guess we'll never know. 501 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,029 Don't go away because we're about to reveal 502 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:01,033 Donald Trump's top 25 Most Tremendous Scandals. 503 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,669 We're talking caravans, kids in cages, 504 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,304 a very persistent cough. 505 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:05,404 You don't wanna miss it. 506 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,140 - Well, here we are at the big finish, 507 00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:12,076 Donald Trump's top 25 scandals, 508 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,312 and it's been a wild ride so far, 509 00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,714 but let's be honest with ourselves. 510 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,683 There's a part of us that's going to miss Trump 511 00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:20,818 when he's gone, right? 512 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,320 [blubbering] No. 513 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,789 Man, when Trump leaves, it's going to be great! 514 00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:27,158 You're going to sleep better. You going to have clearer skin. 515 00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:28,893 Not having to think about Trump every day, 516 00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:31,195 that's going to put ten years back on your life. 517 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,631 Now, granted, you only going to have two weeks from the time 518 00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:35,433 Trump leaves office to the time 519 00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:38,102 he announces that he's running for president in 2024, 520 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,538 but that's going to be two relaxing-ass weeks, 521 00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:41,539 and I can't wait. 522 00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:42,740 But until then, 523 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:45,743 let's dive back in on our list at number 25. 524 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,345 ♪ 525 00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:49,714 - Donald Trump and his father built the family's empire 526 00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:52,016 by dodging taxes for decades. 527 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:55,219 It reportedly included instances of outright fraud. 528 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,355 - Peaceful protesters were tear-gassed. 529 00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,290 - These aren't people. These are animals. 530 00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:01,826 - Conditions at migrant detention facilities 531 00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:03,361 are simply horrific. 532 00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:05,797 - President Trump swiftly fires the acting attorney general. 533 00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,032 - Fired five independent watch dogs. 534 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,967 - The diverting of billions of dollars 535 00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:11,469 from the Pentagon budget 536 00:21:11,502 --> 00:21:13,137 to fund the president's border wall. 537 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:18,576 - This is an island surrounded by water, 538 00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:20,278 big water, ocean water. 539 00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:21,412 - China should continue 540 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,914 building these concentration camps 541 00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:24,982 for the mass detention of Uyghur Muslims 542 00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:27,218 because President Trump thought that, quote, 543 00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:29,253 "was exactly the right thing to do." 544 00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:32,490 - And then we fell in love, okay? No, really. 545 00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:41,332 - Disband this commission he had set up to back up 546 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,301 his false claims about voter fraud. 547 00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:45,103 - Playing another round of golf, 548 00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:47,672 and that was his 284th visit 549 00:21:47,705 --> 00:21:50,475 to one of his golf clubs since taking office. 550 00:21:50,508 --> 00:21:53,411 - Our media is the enemy of the people. 551 00:21:53,444 --> 00:21:55,580 Somebody said I should not criticize judges. 552 00:21:55,613 --> 00:21:57,482 Okay, I'll criticize judges. 553 00:21:57,515 --> 00:21:58,850 - Trump has now made more 554 00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:01,319 than 20,000 misleading or false statements. 555 00:22:01,352 --> 00:22:03,788 - The president, who routinely skips reading 556 00:22:03,821 --> 00:22:05,957 the president's daily briefing. 557 00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:07,859 - I, Amy Coney Barrett-- 558 00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:09,394 - Russia wanted Donald Trump to win, 559 00:22:09,427 --> 00:22:11,963 that his campaign was eager to accept Russia's help. 560 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:15,299 - The president said, "I need loyalty. I expect loyalty." 561 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,703 - Woodward pressed the president about MBS' role 562 00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:20,238 in Khashoggi's murder. 563 00:22:20,271 --> 00:22:23,241 Trump told Woodward, "I saved his ass." 564 00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:25,343 - Another woman comes forward with another claim 565 00:22:25,376 --> 00:22:26,944 about Donald Trump's behavior. 566 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,614 - Separating children from their families at the border. 567 00:22:29,647 --> 00:22:31,449 - President Trump has been impeached. 568 00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:34,852 - Frankly, we did win this election. 569 00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:38,022 ♪ 570 00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:40,925 - A global pandemic would be a crisis for any president, 571 00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:43,428 but it would take Donald Trump to turn coronavirus 572 00:22:43,461 --> 00:22:44,996 into not just a scandal 573 00:22:45,029 --> 00:22:47,865 but one of the biggest scandals of all time. 574 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:50,268 - You can call it a germ. You can call it a flu. 575 00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:51,536 You can call it a virus. 576 00:22:51,569 --> 00:22:52,970 You know, you can call it many different names. 577 00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:55,640 I'm not sure anybody even knows what it is. 578 00:22:55,673 --> 00:22:57,642 - Trump was working on screwing up the pandemic 579 00:22:57,675 --> 00:23:00,144 before there was even a pandemic to screw up. 580 00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:01,846 - The Trump administration disbanded 581 00:23:01,879 --> 00:23:04,782 the National Security Council's pandemic unit in 2018. 582 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,617 - We worked very well with that office. 583 00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:09,087 It would be nice if the office was still there. 584 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,089 - And when the outbreak began in Wuhan, 585 00:23:11,122 --> 00:23:13,725 the Trump screw-ups really began taking off. 586 00:23:13,758 --> 00:23:16,494 As China tried to hide how bad things were, 587 00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:17,929 Trump helped them cover it up 588 00:23:17,962 --> 00:23:19,630 because he wanted a trade agreement. 589 00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:21,265 - It's all taken care of, 590 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:22,967 and China is working very hard on the problem. 591 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,636 - That's called the art of the deal. 592 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,106 The next screw-up came when the virus reached America. 593 00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:31,476 You have 15 people, and the 15, within a couple of days, 594 00:23:31,509 --> 00:23:33,644 is going to be down to close to zero. 595 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,346 - Just as China was finally admitting 596 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,248 that this thing was more viral than a white girl 597 00:23:37,281 --> 00:23:38,616 dancing on TikTok, 598 00:23:38,649 --> 00:23:40,685 Trump began doing the opposite. 599 00:23:40,718 --> 00:23:42,887 - This is a flu. This is like a flu. 600 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,655 It's going to disappear one day. 601 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,290 It's like a miracle. It will disappear. 602 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:47,892 You're going to have a kid with the sniffles, 603 00:23:47,925 --> 00:23:50,028 and they'll say it's coronavirus, 604 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,229 whatever you want to call it. 605 00:23:51,262 --> 00:23:53,197 - Yes, according to Trump, COVID 606 00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:56,534 was something you could simply ignore like consent. 607 00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:00,271 - But even though COVID was no more harmful 608 00:24:00,304 --> 00:24:03,307 than just a case of the sniffly-wifflies, 609 00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:06,377 he still put together a task force led by the smartest guy 610 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,546 he could find one office over. 611 00:24:08,579 --> 00:24:10,381 This guy had lots of experience 612 00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:13,951 when it comes to not handling a public health crisis. 613 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,687 While Trump continued to promise that COVID... 614 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,889 - Is going away, and it will go away, 615 00:24:17,922 --> 00:24:19,590 and we're going to have a great victory. 616 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,992 - He did everything he could think of 617 00:24:21,025 --> 00:24:22,360 to make sure it stuck around. 618 00:24:22,393 --> 00:24:23,728 - So I said to my people, 619 00:24:23,761 --> 00:24:25,930 "Slow the testing down, please." 620 00:24:25,963 --> 00:24:29,434 With the masks, it's going to be really a voluntary thing. 621 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:30,935 You can do it. You don't have to do it. 622 00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:33,037 I'm choosing not to do it. - The Trump administration 623 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:35,373 dismissed the PPE shortage 624 00:24:35,406 --> 00:24:38,076 and instead encouraged reusing supplies. 625 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,811 - I don't take responsibility at all. 626 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:42,213 - Eventually, Trump was persuaded 627 00:24:42,246 --> 00:24:44,649 to take the pandemic a little more seriously. 628 00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:48,252 - I am confident that by counting and continuing 629 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:50,488 to take these tough measures-- 630 00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:53,224 - Even if he pretty clearly wasn't happy about it 631 00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:54,726 - Okay. 632 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,227 - Hey, I know how you feel, Donald. 633 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:58,196 I get cranky too when a pandemic pulls me away 634 00:24:58,229 --> 00:25:00,565 from my 18 hours of golf. 635 00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:02,734 But before long, the second wave of screw-ups 636 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:06,471 would begin as Trump went full snake-oil salesman. 637 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:10,041 - Hydroxychloroquine. 638 00:25:10,074 --> 00:25:12,243 Try it if you'd like. 639 00:25:12,276 --> 00:25:13,878 And then I see the disinfectant. 640 00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:15,246 Is there a way we can do something 641 00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:18,916 like that by injection? 642 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:21,386 - Turns out the D in DJT stands for Doubtful, 643 00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:23,721 and the J stands for, "Jesus, did he just say 644 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:26,057 that we should inject ourselves with bleach?" 645 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:29,894 - Still, his people rejoiced, 646 00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:34,265 sharing the good news about why masks are bad. 647 00:25:34,298 --> 00:25:36,000 - You're violating federal law. 648 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:40,438 - Back up! - Ahh! 649 00:25:40,471 --> 00:25:43,474 - Showing up at his rallies without a care in the world. 650 00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:47,311 - They are dying. That's true, and it is what it is. 651 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:49,881 - As the US became a global leader in coronavirus, 652 00:25:49,914 --> 00:25:52,116 it seemed like the good times would never end 653 00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:54,352 until it all came crashing down. 654 00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:57,021 - Breaking news overnight: President Trump and First Lady 655 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,557 Melania Trump test positive for the coronavirus. 656 00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,759 - At least 28 people connected to President Trump 657 00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:03,961 have tested positive for COVID. 658 00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:06,631 - It's a sobering reminder that coronavirus is real, 659 00:26:06,664 --> 00:26:08,266 and even the most powerful people, 660 00:26:08,299 --> 00:26:10,835 even the President of the United States, 661 00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:14,038 are vulnerable to this terrible disease. 662 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,641 Nah, you can't hurt Donald Trump. 663 00:26:16,674 --> 00:26:18,276 His blood is made of cheeseburgers. 664 00:26:18,309 --> 00:26:21,212 - I'm immune. I could come down and start kissing everybody. 665 00:26:21,245 --> 00:26:22,780 ♪ 666 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,183 - So even as Trump's first term comes to an end... 667 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:26,851 - COVID, COVID, COVID! 668 00:26:26,884 --> 00:26:30,421 - His most impressive scandal keeps soaring to new heights. 669 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:31,756 - On a scale of one to 10, 670 00:26:31,789 --> 00:26:34,225 how would you rate your response to this crisis? 671 00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:35,526 - I'd rate it a 10. 672 00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:39,897 - Well, there you have it, 100 tremendous scandals 673 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:44,302 that almost did in 244 years of democracy. 674 00:26:44,335 --> 00:26:48,773 Thanks for watching, and join us again never. 675 00:26:48,806 --> 00:26:51,509 Like, seriously, I can't do another four years like that. 676 00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:55,179 My heart cannot take that at all. 677 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:58,282 For "The Daily Show," I'm Roy Wood Jr. 678 00:26:58,316 --> 00:26:59,684 Good night. 679 00:26:59,717 --> 00:27:02,787 Hey, y'all know if Trevor got any extra COVID vaccines? 680 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,689 I know he probably got it early. 681 00:27:04,722 --> 00:27:07,892 - Friend of mine said, "You have to be the most innocent, 682 00:27:07,925 --> 00:27:11,162 honorable man ever to hold the office of President." 683 00:27:11,195 --> 00:27:12,497 Think of it. "You've gotta be 684 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:15,900 the most innocent ever to hold this office," 685 00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:16,000 and there's a lot of truth to that.