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Hey, what's going on, everybody?
I'm Trevor Noah.
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And this is The Daily
Social Distancing Show.
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Here's a tip
for anyone out there
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who's trying to get the vaccine
right now.
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You cannot get vaccinated
by making out
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with everyone
who has had the vaccine.
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But it's fun to try.
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-Call me, Gladys.
-(ding)
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Anyway, on tonight's show--
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Tom Brady defeats the Packers
and father time,
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Roy Wood, Jr.
defunds the police,
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and why you're the one
who should really be impeached.
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So let's do this, people.
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Welcome to The Daily
Social Distancing Show.
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ANNOUNCER: From Trevor's couch
in New York City
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to your couch
somewhere in the world, this is
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The Daily Social Distancing
Show with Trevor Noah.
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Let's kick things off
with the Super Bowl.
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It's the night
you open a blue cheese dressing
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that you'll end up
throwing away in April.
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Yesterday, the Kansas City
Chiefs advanced to the big game
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where they'll be facing off
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against
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers,
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which means we're going
to be seeing a very familiar,
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very handsome face
on the field.
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Now to the other big story
this morning.
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Brady is back
in the Super Bowl.
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For the tenth time
in his career,
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Tom Brady is headed
to the championship game.
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NEWSMAN 2: The NFL's
elder statesman is facing off
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against one of the youngest
in the league--
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25-year-old Kansas City
superstar Patrick Mahomes,
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who took the Chiefs to victory
at last year's Super Bowl.
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-ANNOUNCER: A touchdown!
-NEWSMAN 2: And get this.
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When Brady won
his first Super Bowl in 2002,
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Mahomes was just six years old.
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Tom Brady has obviously
smashed all kinds of records.
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He becomes the oldest Super Bowl
quarterback in history
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at 43, surpassing...
Tom Brady two years ago at 41.
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Okay, no. Hell, no!
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Tom Brady is immune from aging.
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How is he still winning at 43?
What is his secret?
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I'm only 36, and all
my Google searches are like,
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"Hips make clicking sound
when I walk. Am I dying?"
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But it kind of makes sense.
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I mean, every sport has
to have the one old guy.
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All of them.
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Even when you play
pickup basketball,
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there's always that one guy
with the gray hair
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and the Hard Rock Cafe T-shirt
who shows you flames!
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You spend the rest
of the game debating
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if he's actually
John Stockton or not.
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That guy's at every court.
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But still, it is not fair
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that Tom Brady is this good
and this handsome.
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He's going to be
in his tenth Super Bowl,
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and he looks like this?! No!
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That's why I'm starting
a Kickstarter today
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to pay for him to get plastic
surgery to look like this.
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It's only fair, people.
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I mean, think about it.
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The opposing quarterback in this
Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes,
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was six years old when Tom Brady
won his first Super Bowl.
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Being good
for that long must change
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how you interact with kids.
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Tom Brady will see
his friend's baby
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and just start trash-talking it.
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"Oh, if you think
you're crying now,
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just wait until I whoop
your ass in 20 years."
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But let's move on now
to the big news out of Russia.
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You know, the country
that's currently watching you
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through your computer camera.
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Last week, opposition leader
Alexei Navalny returned
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to the country where he was
immediately thrown in jail
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by Vladimir Putin's police.
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But what Putin might not
have expected is this response.
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NEWSMAN:
Massive crowds gathered
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in cities across Russia
on Saturday, demanding
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opposition leader Alexei Navalny
be released from jail.
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NEWSMAN 2: These were some
of the biggest demonstrations
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in Russia in years.
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NEWSWOMAN:
And protests swept
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across Russia's 11 time zones,
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taking place in 90 cities.
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In the capital, Moscow,
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an estimated
15,000 demonstrators gathered
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in the city center,
clashing with police.
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NEWSMAN 3: Police in Moscow
started making arrests
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even before the demonstrators
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More than a thousand people
were detained
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in the Russian capital alone,
organizers say.
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-(women screaming)
-3,000, they claim, nationwide.
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NEWSMAN 4: Police with batons
rushed through crowds
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of Navalny supporters
who braved temperatures
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as low as minus 58 degrees.
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Some of the officers were seen
beating the protestors.
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Some demonstrators fought back,
including these people,
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who bombarded a group of riot
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Wow. Nationwide protests across
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That's inspiring.
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Guys, can we agree
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Anybody who protests
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in negative 58 degree weather
should have their demands heard.
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The problem is that protests
can get out of hand quickly
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when it's that cold.
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Because people will be like,
"Let's burn down that store."
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"Why, comrade?
To protest Putin?"
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"No, bitch. For heat."
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But seriously, though, props
to all of those protestors.
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Because they're putting a lot
of pressure on Vladimir Putin.
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And I mean, real pressure,
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not Kylie Jenner's
shower pressure.
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These protesters
are widespread enough
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that Putin can't just
laugh them off.
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And yes, that's partly because
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Putin isn't sure
of how to laugh.
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"Ha. Ha. Ha, ha.
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Okay, start with smile,
then see how I go. Ugh."
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And in many ways,
Russia is just catching up
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with the mood of the moment.
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I mean,
this has been a huge year
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for protests around the world.
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America saw the largest protests
in its history
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against police brutality.
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We saw Sars protests
in Nigeria,
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Iraqis in the streets
against corruption.
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Now, the Russian people.
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If you have a cause
that you want to fight for,
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this is the year to do it.
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People are amped up, baby.
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Start a movement!
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Yo, (bleep)
single-ply toilet paper!
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-CROWD: Yes!
-Yeah.
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(laughs)
You see that?
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The people are ready to go.
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-We're using our hands.
-(loud booing)
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No?
Oh, you thought I meant...? No.
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Moving on to the epic battle
dominating the news--
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King Kong versus Godzilla.
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Why do you guys have to fight?
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Haven't you heard
this is a time for unity?
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But also, the epic battle
against the coronavirus.
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Right now,
things are not going great.
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The U.S. has really
been struggling
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to distribute enough vaccines,
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hospitals are running short,
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appointments are getting
cancelled. I mean,
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it's not as serious
as the shortage
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of PlayStation 5s,
but it's still pretty bad.
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And until
people can get vaccinated,
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America is going to have
to take even more serious steps
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to stop the spread
of this virus.
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NEWSWOMAN: This morning,
the U.S. will begin
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restricting travel
from South Africa,
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banning most non-U.S. citizens
who have recently traveled
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to the country
from entering the states,
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as well as reimposing the
travel ban for Brazil, the U.K.
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Ireland and 26 countries
across Europe
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in an effort to mitigate
the spread of the virus.
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The biggest change will put
a new travel ban
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in place for people
coming from South Africa,
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Where a new virus strain
has been identified.
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NEWSWOMAN 2:
Researchers are worried
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that the new variant
might be better
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at evading antibodies and have
greater resistance to vaccines.
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Okay. I know this is a terrible
story, but I can't lie, man.
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There's something in me
that always gets excited
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whenever South Africa gets
mentioned on international TV,
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even when it's about
travel restrictions
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because of a highly-contagious
plague variant.
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I'm like,
"Hey, that's where I'm from!
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Cool. I'm from there!"
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But that's right.
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This new variant of coronavirus
is the fastest,
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most deadly thing out of South
Africa since Oscar Pistorius.
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So now, America is closing down
travel from South Africa.
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Honestly, I don't even
understand why
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anybody would want to come
to America right now.
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I mean, everything's closed.
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What are you going
to do when you get here?
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"Oh, I can't wait to watch
Netflix in a hotel room,
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"just like I do at home,
but this time,
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with a view of Denny's."
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But let's move on
to our main story.
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And, guys, it is so exciting
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that we can finally
stop spending all our time
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talking about
Donald Trump's presidency.
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Yes, instead, we get to talk
about cleaning up the mess
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from Donald Trump's presidency.
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It's history in the making
once again,
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as Capitol Hill prepares
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for the second
Donald Trump impeachment trial.
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Once again,
the House impeachment managers
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will take the long walk
across the United States Capitol
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to deliver
the one article of impeachment
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to the United States Senate.
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The Senate will conduct a trial
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of the impeachment
of Donald Trump.
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It will be a full trial.
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It will be a fair trial.
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But make no mistake,
there will be a trial,
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and when that trial ends,
senators will have to decide
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if they believe Donald John...
Donald John Trump
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incited the erection...
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insurrection
against the United States.
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Goddamn!
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I knew the Democrats were horny
for Trump's impeachment,
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but... that was ridiculous.
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And you could tell
by the look on his face
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that Schumer knew that
he had blown the entire case.
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(like Schumer):
He incited this erection...
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Oh, damn it. I guess
he gets to be president again.
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I'm sorry, everybody.
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Now Trump's team doesn't
even have to present a defense.
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They'll just be like,
"Yo, you guys remember
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"when Schumer said 'erection'?
(laughing)
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All right, guys,
let's get out of here."
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And honestly,
I can't blame them.
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I mean, come on, Schumer,
how hard is it
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to not say the word "erection"?
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You can't afford to be making
these kinds of rookie mistakes.
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You just defeated Donald Trump
in a national erection,
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-(snaps fingers)
-and you-- aw, damn it!
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Now, the last time Donald Trump
got impeached,
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most Republican senators said
they wouldn't convict him
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because he hadn't done
anything wrong.
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But after the Capitol attack,
they had to admit that yes,
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maybe Trump actually did incite
an insurrection.
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But they still don't want
to impeach him,
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because that will make
his followers angry.
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And have you seen his followers?
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I mean, they staged
an insurrection.
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Which is why,
for this impeachment trial,
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Republican senators
have found a loophole
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to let them dodge
the issue entirely.
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NEWSWOMAN: A chorus
of criticism this morning
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from Republican senators
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ahead of former President
Trump's impeachment trial.
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Some arguing that since
Donald Trump is out of office,
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it's out of their hands.
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I think the trial is stupid.
I think it's counterproductive.
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We already have a flaming fire
in this country,
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and it's like taking
a bunch of gasoline
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and pouring it
on top of the fire.
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A trial after the president
has left office
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is beyond the Senate's
constitutional authority.
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I think a lot of Americans
are gonna think it's strange
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that the Senate
is spending its time
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trying to convict
and remove from office
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a man who left office
a week ago.
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If you can impeach a president
after they're out of office,
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why don't we impeach
George Washington?
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He owned slaves.
Where does this stop?
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Okay, first of all, I support
impeaching George Washington,
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'cause I don't want that guy
holding office again.
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A slave-owning zombie
as president?
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That's terrifying!
But let's be real, man,
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this is one of the most
ridiculous arguments ever.
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Trump committed crimes
on his way out of the door.
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So what, the people
just have to let it go?
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That policy doesn't exist
anywhere else.
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If you get fired at Best Buy,
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they don't just let you steal
a TV on the way out.
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They don't even let you take
that blue shirt with you.
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You walk out of there naked.
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In fact, you can argue
that you have to convict Trump,
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because if there's
no consequence
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for trying to overthrow
the government,
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then every president
will just try it
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on their way out of office.
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I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
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Sack the Capitol, boys!
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Oh, it didn't work?
Well, I shot my shot.
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See you guys in four years,
everybody. (chuckles)
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Now, saying
you can't impeach Trump
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because then you'd have
to impeach George Washington
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is one thing.
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But one of Trump's
top supporters
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had an even wilder argument.
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You can't impeach Trump
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because then you'd have
to impeach e'erbody.
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House Minority leader
Kevin McCarthy
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is facing backlash
for new comments that he made
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in the wake
of the deadly Capitol riot.
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I thought the president
had some responsibility
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when it came to the response.
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Um, if you listen to what
the president said at the rally,
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he said, uh,
"Demonstrate peacefully."
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I also think
everybody across this country
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has some responsibility.
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Think about four years ago,
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after the President Trump
was sworn in.
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What happened the very next day?
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The title was resist, with
people walking in the street.
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Everyone across the country's
responsible?
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Everyone across...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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My man, my man,
don't bring me into this.
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I wasn't even near Washington.
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I was busy at home
seeing if you could make waffles
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out of chocolate bars.
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And then I was busy calling
the fire department,
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'cause the answer is no.
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But this is unbelievable.
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The GOP is supposed to be
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the party
of personal responsibility.
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Isn't that their thing?
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But as soon as their members
do something wrong,
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they start talking
like Buddhists.
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(echoing): When you think
of the oneness of all things,
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then Donald Trump is as guilty
as a blooming flower,
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or the flowing river.
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If we convict Trump,
we must convict nature herself.
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Om...
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Now, you might be asking,
why is it so hard
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to find Republicans willing
to hold Donald Trump responsible
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for his actions?
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Well, because it turns out that,
even out of office,
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Trump still has
an incredible amount of power
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with Republican voters.
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And he's petty enough to use it
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against anybody
who dares cross him.
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NEWSWOMAN:
The Washington Post reports:
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"Trump has entertained the idea
of creating a third party,
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"called the Patriot Party,
and instructed his aides
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"to prepare election challenges
to lawmakers who crossed him
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"in the final weeks in office,
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"including Wyoming Republican
representative Liz Cheney,
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"Georgia governor Brian Kemp,
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"Alaska Republican senator
Lisa Murkowski,
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"and South Carolina Republican
representative Tom Rice,
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according to people familiar
with the plans."
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He's, uh, still wanting to exert
whatever pressure he can
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over the Republican senators
who still,
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they don't control
the fate of his presidency--
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that's now over--
but they do control
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whether Donald Trump
goes down in history
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as the first president
or former president
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ever to be convicted
in an impeachment trial.
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So I think Trump is looking
for any kind of power
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that he can still exert
over Republicans.
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That's right, people,
Trump is threatening
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to form a new political party
as a way to punish Republicans
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who betray him.
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And you know he's serious,
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because he made
Jared Kushner google:
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"How to start political party."
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This shit is on.
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And by the way, it seems unfair
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to get to pick a name
for your party
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like "Patriot Party."
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Because you got to wait
until everyone else
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picked boring words,
and then you just jump in like,
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"Oh, you guys are
Democrats and Republicans?
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"Cool. We'll be
the Explosive Orgasm Party!"
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And I'll be honest, I don't
actually get Donald Trump.
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He just left his job,
and he's already out here
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trying to form new parties
and threaten senators?
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I thought if there's anyone
who would enjoy retirement,
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it's Donald Trump.
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I mean, he's basically
already been retired
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for the last four years.
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My man, take some time off.
Enjoy Florida. Play some golf!
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Spend some time with your...
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You know what?
Actually, I get it now.
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He'd probably want to run again.
But the truth is,
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Trump doesn't even need
to start a third party,
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because he's already made
the GOP the "Trump Party."
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He's basically an erection.
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I mean, infection.
Damn it, man.
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Trump is an infection that
took over the Republican Party.
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And it turns out there are
already new mutant strains
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of Trump virus
cropping up all over.
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NEWSWOMAN: Former
White House press secretary
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders,
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she's trying to get back
into the political fray.
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She's announcing
in a video this morning
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she's running
for the governor of Arkansas.
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That's something
former President Trump
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suggested she do
when she resigned back in 2019,
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and Sanders is now emphasizing
her experience
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working with Donald Trump.
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Wow.
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What a big day
for former Trump staffers.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders
is running for governor.
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Stephen Miller
found a half-eaten mouse.
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The future's looking bright,
people.
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But yes, Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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says that she's gonna be running
for governor of Arkansas,
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which,
based on her track record,
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means she's not gonna be running
for governor
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and there is no state
called Arkansas.
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And this is exactly why
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the Senate needs to convict
Donald Trump.
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Because I know people hope
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that Trump will just go away
on his own,
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but that's not going to happen.
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And if Republicans want to break
their party from his grasp,
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well, then,
they need to hand him
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a big, firm rejection.
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(exhales)
That was close.
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All right, we'll be right back
after these erections.
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I mean, commercials. Damn it!
No! Why am I saying that?
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Trevor: WELCOME BACK TO THE
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DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW.
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ONE OF THE BIG RALLYING CRIES OF
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THE BLACK LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT
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HAS BEEN DEFUND THE POLICE.
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BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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WELL, A CITY IN OREGON HAS
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OFFERED ONE VISION FOR WHAT IT
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MIGHT LOOK LIKE.
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ROY WOOD, JR. HAS MORE.
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IN 2020 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
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MARCHED IN THE STREETS TRYING TO
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DE FUND THE POLICE WHICH SOUNDS
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SCARY, BUT WHAT DOES IT ACTUALLY
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MEAN?
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THIS REALLY IS AN IDEA TO
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ENTIRELY REIMAGINE PUBLIC SAFETY
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AND RETHINK HOW WE DO IT.
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IT MEANS TAKING MONEY OUT OF
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POLICE BUDGETSK AND USING IT TO
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FUND DIFFERENT TYPES OF WORKERS
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WHO HANDLE SOME 911 CALLS.
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KIND OF LIKE HOW BATMAN HAD TO
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TAKE A PAY CUT TO FUND THE
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JUSTICE LEAGUE.
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AND IN EUGENE, OREGON, THEY’RE
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GIVING IT A TRIAL RUN WITH A
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PROGRAM CALLED CAHOOTS, CAHOOTS
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WHAT IS THAT LIKE A CRIME
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SOLVING OIL.
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ST AN AM CRON IMCALLED CRISIS
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ASSISTANT HELPING OUT ON THE
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STREETS.
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OKAY SO NO OWL.
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I SAT DOWN WITH CAHOOTS
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ORGANIZER TO FIND OUT HOW THEIR
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LITTLE TEST PROJECT IS GOING.
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I’M GUESSING YOU STARTED CAHOOTS
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A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN EVERYBODY
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WAS MARCHING IN THE STREETS.
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NO, WE HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR
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MORE THAN 30 YEARS.
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WAIT, 30 YEARS?
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WHEN YOUR ORGANIZATION WAS
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CREATED THE FRESH PRINCE HADN’T
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EVEN LEFT FOR BEL-AIR YET.
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OKAY, THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS
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FOR AWHILE BUT WHAT EXACTLY ARE
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THEY DOING.
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WHAT TYPE OF 911 CALLS DO YOU
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ALL TYPICALLY RESPOND TO, AS A
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CAHOOTS AGENT.
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IS IT AGENT OR CAHOOTER?
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A CAHOOTEE.
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WE RESPOND TO NONCRIMINAL AND
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NONVIOLENT CALLS FOR SERVICE
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THAT COME TO THE 911 LINE IN OUR
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AREA.
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AND WE RESPOND WITH A CRISIS
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WORKER AND AN EMT, INSTEAD OF
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LAW ENFORCEMENT.
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YOU STILL GOT GUNS THOUGH,
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RIGHT?
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NO GUNS, NO TASTERS, NO
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PEPPER SPRAY.
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NUMB CHUCK, NINJA SAW, SWORD,
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BASEBALL BAT.
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WHY IS IT WE ASSUME IT WILL
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TAKE A WEAPON TO GET SOMEBODY
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UP.
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I FEEL WHAT YOU ARE SAYING,
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BUT EVEN MALL COPS GOT MACE AND
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THEY PROTECTING BUILD A BEAR
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WORKSHOPS.
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BUT WHEREVER LAW ENFORCEMENT
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OFFICERS ARE
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UTILIZING-- UTILIZING MORE AND
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MORE EXPENSIVE MILITARY GATHER,
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CAHOOTS SAVE A TUN TON OF MONEY.
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COMPARED TO THE LOCAL POLICE’S
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ANNUAL BUDGET OF 90 MILLION,
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CAHOOTS COSTS ABOUT $2 MILLION,
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AROUND 2 PERCENT OF THE POLICE
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BUDGET BUT CAHOOTS RESPONDS TO
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ALMOST 20% OF THE EMERGENCY
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CALLS.
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WHAT IS A TYPICAL CAHOOTS CALL
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LOOK LIKE?
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IT IS REALLY ABOUT NEED
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MEETING PEOPLE WHERE THEY ARE
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AND HELPING THEM GET TO A SPACE
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THAT IS MAYBE SAFER, WE STARTED
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TALK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD,
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ITS ANNOYSY AND ARE YOU
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OVERWHELM.
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LET’S HAVE A SEAT IN THE BACK OF
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VAN.
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FLA IS KIDNAPPING, THAT IS
501
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KIDNAPPING.
502
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,713
NOT IF THEY CHOOSE TO.
503
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:10,807
RESPECT NEE, THAT IS
504
00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:11,121
KIDNAPPING.
505
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:12,436
I DO PROMISE PEOPLE SNACKS IF
506
00:19:12,438 --> 00:19:13,486
THEY GET IN.
507
00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:14,541
WHAT KIND OF.
508
00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:16,930
GRANOLA BAR, SOME WATER.
509
00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:18,397
WE WILL HAVE CLOTHE, TENTS,
510
00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:19,268
SLEEPING BAGS.
511
00:19:19,303 --> 00:19:21,179
YOU HAD ME AT SNACKS AM I’M A
512
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40 YEAR OLD MAN, I WILL GET IN
513
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,497
THE VAN, FOR SOME SNACKS.
514
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,895
BUT BESIDES GRANOLA BARS THEY
515
00:19:26,929 --> 00:19:28,243
HAVE ONE BIG SECRET WEAPON, JUST
516
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BEING CHILL.
517
00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:33,165
USING A TECHNIQUE THEY CALL
518
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,078
DEESCALATION.
519
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:37,292
DEESCALATION IS A PRACTICE
520
00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:38,802
WHERE YOU ARE ENCOUNTERING
521
00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:40,852
SOMEBODY WHO IS ESCALATEED AND
522
00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:42,177
YOU HELP THEM GET TO A
523
00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:43,237
DEESCALATED SPACE OR A LITTLE
524
00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:43,803
MORE CALM.
525
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:46,503
WHAT IS THE DEESCALATOR
526
00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:49,116
VERSION OF PEPPER SPRAY, LIKE
527
00:19:49,151 --> 00:19:51,212
TABASCO SAUCE, FLICK THAT IN
528
00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:51,908
SOMEBODY’S EYE?
529
00:19:51,909 --> 00:19:53,393
NO, I NEED TO BE ENGAGED.
530
00:19:53,427 --> 00:19:55,091
I NEED TO SHOW YOU THAT I CARE
531
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:56,843
ABOUT THE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING
532
00:19:56,877 --> 00:19:58,571
AND FINDING THAT WAY THAT WE CAN
533
00:19:58,572 --> 00:19:59,248
WORK THROUGH THIS CRISIS
534
00:19:59,282 --> 00:19:59,540
TOGETHER.
535
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,660
BUT LATE LEER THEY HAVE BEEN
536
00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:04,977
PUTTING THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
537
00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:06,592
RESPONDING TO TERROR.
538
00:20:06,593 --> 00:20:08,778
AMERICA’S RANG REEST AND MOST
539
00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:09,655
DANGEROUS DEMOGRAPHIC.
540
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:12,413
WE GET A LOT OF CALLS THAT
541
00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:15,710
ARE PLACED TO PUBLIC SAFETY WITH
542
00:20:15,744 --> 00:20:17,567
A CERTAIN OUTCOME IN MIND.
543
00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:19,186
DID YOU SAY-- IT IS A SAFE
544
00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:19,480
PLACE.
545
00:20:19,481 --> 00:20:21,747
WE HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT
546
00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:23,574
WE DO ENCOUNTER SITUATIONS WHERE
547
00:20:23,609 --> 00:20:25,682
FOLKS ARE GOING IN, YOU KNOW,
548
00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:28,253
BECAUSE OF RACIST MOTIVATIONS OR
549
00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:29,968
BECAUSE THEY HAVE A BIAS AGAINST
550
00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:31,326
DIFFERENT SOCIO ECONOMIC
551
00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:32,335
CIRCUMSTANCES AND IN THOSE
552
00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:33,180
SITUATIONS I THINK THERE ARE TWO
553
00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:34,007
THINGS TO DO.
554
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,486
ONE IS RECOGNIZE WHAT IT WAS
555
00:20:35,521 --> 00:20:36,914
THAT TRIGGERED THAT PERSON TO
556
00:20:36,949 --> 00:20:38,290
MAKE THAT CALL AND THAT IF
557
00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:38,827
THERE.
558
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,444
AND TWO, SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF
559
00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:42,022
THEM.
560
00:20:42,056 --> 00:20:44,233
OR YOU KNOW, MAYBE TRY AND
561
00:20:44,235 --> 00:20:46,772
PRESENT AND OPPORTUNITY FOR THEM
562
00:20:46,806 --> 00:20:48,443
TO CONFRONT SOME OF THEIR WHITE
563
00:20:48,477 --> 00:20:48,797
FRAGILITY.
564
00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,471
I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT NEXT.
565
00:20:50,505 --> 00:20:52,349
BUT ALSO AT THE OTHER END
566
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,331
WITH THE INDIVIDUAL WE ARE
567
00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:54,769
CALLED OUT TO RESPOND TO, WE
568
00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:57,033
HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO SAY HEY,
569
00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:57,863
THIS WAS UNFAIR.
570
00:20:57,864 --> 00:20:59,398
WE KNOW THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE
571
00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:00,807
ACCESS TO BE HERE, WE ARE HERE
572
00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:02,373
NOW, IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO
573
00:21:02,407 --> 00:21:03,688
FOR YOU.
574
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,473
SO ESSENTIALLY, KAREN CALLS
575
00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:07,048
911 FOR PROTECTION FROM THE
576
00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:08,707
HOMELESS PERSON, AND THEN Y’ALL
577
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:11,134
PULL UP, AND PROTECT THE
578
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,345
HOMELESS PERSON FROM KAREN.
579
00:21:12,346 --> 00:21:13,811
BASICALLY.
580
00:21:13,812 --> 00:21:15,952
AND THEN OFFER THEM SNACKS.
581
00:21:15,954 --> 00:21:16,489
EXACTLY.
582
00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:18,483
CAHOOTS IS OUT THERE HELPING
583
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:19,922
THE HOMELESS AND TROLLING KARENS
584
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:23,955
BUT I HAD TO SEE IT IN ACTION.
585
00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:26,230
IN A COVID SAFE WAY, OF COURSE.
586
00:21:26,264 --> 00:21:27,350
YOU AREN’T THE COPS.
587
00:21:27,384 --> 00:21:28,617
TECHNICALLY CAN I GET AHOLD
588
00:21:28,651 --> 00:21:30,419
OF THE POLICE BUT I WOULD ONLY
589
00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:32,849
DO SO IF SOMEBODY WAS UNSAFE,
590
00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:34,013
AND I’M IN THE NECESSARILY
591
00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:34,876
SEEING-- SOMEONE AS UNSAFE RIGHT
592
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:35,325
NOW.
593
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,722
I WAS SO SCARED THAT MARTIN
594
00:21:37,723 --> 00:21:40,126
LUTHER KING, JR. STATUE ACROSS
595
00:21:40,127 --> 00:21:41,711
THE STREET HAS BEEN STARING AT
596
00:21:41,713 --> 00:21:43,322
ME, CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING TO IT
597
00:21:43,323 --> 00:21:43,577
PLEASE.
598
00:21:43,579 --> 00:21:45,703
WELL, MAYBE, I’M HERE TO TALK
599
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:47,118
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW THOUGH.
600
00:21:47,152 --> 00:21:48,660
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON
601
00:21:48,661 --> 00:21:49,300
FOR YOU.
602
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:51,108
EVERY DAY I COME DOWN THE
603
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,329
STREET AND IT IS JUST A BLACK
604
00:21:53,364 --> 00:21:54,362
GUY, AND HE’S JUST STARING AT
605
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:54,542
ME.
606
00:21:54,577 --> 00:21:57,121
WHERE ARE THE COPS, WHERE IS
607
00:21:57,156 --> 00:21:57,554
YOUR GUN?
608
00:21:57,555 --> 00:21:58,653
WHERE IS ALL THE GOOD STUFF.
609
00:21:58,655 --> 00:22:01,187
I DON’T SEE A THREAT IN THIS
610
00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:02,098
IMMEDIATE SITUATION, DO YOU FEEL
611
00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:02,490
LIKE.
612
00:22:02,524 --> 00:22:04,250
I BET YOU DON’T, I BET YOU
613
00:22:04,251 --> 00:22:04,555
DON’T.
614
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:05,612
YOU PEOPLE.
615
00:22:05,646 --> 00:22:07,585
WHAT IF YOU WALK DOWN A
616
00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:08,244
DIFFERENT BLOCK.
617
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,953
WHAT IF YOU PUT THE STAT AW
618
00:22:09,988 --> 00:22:11,491
IN A DIFFERENT PLACE, OKAY.
619
00:22:11,525 --> 00:22:12,752
I’M NOT IN CHARGE OF STATUE
620
00:22:12,754 --> 00:22:13,985
PLACEMENT BUT I AM HERE TO HELP
621
00:22:13,987 --> 00:22:15,442
YOU HAVE A BETTER DAY AND IF
622
00:22:15,443 --> 00:22:17,618
THIS IS GOING TO RUIN YOUR DAY,
623
00:22:17,619 --> 00:22:18,741
YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT.
624
00:22:18,776 --> 00:22:19,341
WOW.
625
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:20,619
THESE GUYS ARE GOOD.
626
00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:22,446
AND IF CAHOOTS CAN DO ALL OF
627
00:22:22,481 --> 00:22:26,761
THIS FOR $2 MILLION, IMAGINE
628
00:22:26,795 --> 00:22:29,300
WHAT THEY COULD DO WITH 90.
629
00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:29,881
INCREDIBLE.
630
00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:30,383
HOOTIE WHOOO .
631
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,049
Trevor: THANK YOU SO MUCH
632
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,264
FOR THAT ROY, WHEN WE COME BACK
633
00:22:34,299 --> 00:22:37,317
FORMER NF PLRKS STAR TURNED
634
00:22:37,318 --> 00:22:40,128
ACTOR NNAMDI ASOMUGHA IS JOINING
635
00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:42,030
ME TO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW MOVIE
636
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,194
Trevor: WELCOME BACK IT THE
637
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:44,647
Trevor: WELCOME BACK IT THE
638
00:22:44,649 --> 00:22:45,252
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW.
639
00:22:45,253 --> 00:22:47,969
EARLIER TODAY I SMOKE WITH
640
00:22:47,971 --> 00:22:50,123
NNAMDI ASOMUGHA, ONE OF THE BEST
641
00:22:50,158 --> 00:22:51,327
DEFENSIVE PLAYERS EVER TO PLAY
642
00:22:51,362 --> 00:22:52,934
IN THE NFL AND NOW IS HE
643
00:22:52,968 --> 00:22:54,260
CRUSHING IT IN A NEW CAREER AS
644
00:22:54,261 --> 00:23:00,712
AN ACTOR AND PRODUCER.
WE TALKED ABOUT HIS NEW FILM AND
645
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:11,489
WE TALKED ABOUT HIS NEW FILM AND
SO MUCH MORE.
646
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:17,273
SO MUCH MORE.
647
00:23:17,274 --> 00:23:23,056
♪
648
00:23:23,057 --> 00:23:25,037
♪
649
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:30,685
Trevor: WELCOME TO THE
650
00:23:30,719 --> 00:23:33,077
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW.
651
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,812
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
652
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,856
Trevor: THE LAST TIMING I
653
00:23:36,858 --> 00:23:38,187
SAW YOU WAS IN PERSON IN THE
654
00:23:38,189 --> 00:23:38,712
STUDIO.
655
00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:41,495
I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE.
656
00:23:41,497 --> 00:23:42,962
I WOULD SEE YOU SOMETIMES AT
657
00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:43,250
EVENTS.
658
00:23:43,284 --> 00:23:47,179
YOU WOULD BE THE ARM CANDY ON
659
00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:48,317
YOUR WIFE KERRY WASHINGTON’S
660
00:23:48,318 --> 00:23:48,787
ARM.
661
00:23:48,788 --> 00:23:51,747
HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH THIS
662
00:23:51,781 --> 00:23:52,034
PANDEMIC?
663
00:23:52,036 --> 00:23:53,907
YEAH, THESE EVENTS THAT I
664
00:23:53,908 --> 00:23:56,096
WOULD SEE YOU AT, I WAS ALWAYS
665
00:23:56,131 --> 00:23:57,987
THE SUPPORT MORE THAN EYE CANDY,
666
00:23:57,988 --> 00:23:59,898
SO I AM ALWAYS HER SUPPORT AT
667
00:23:59,899 --> 00:24:00,541
THOSE EVENTS.
668
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,068
BUT WE ARE-- YOU KNOW, WE’RE
669
00:24:02,102 --> 00:24:04,030
DOING FINE, IT IS A YEAR INTO IT
670
00:24:04,064 --> 00:24:04,968
NOW, ALMOST.
671
00:24:04,969 --> 00:24:07,474
SO THE NEW NORMAL IS IN, I THINK
672
00:24:07,475 --> 00:24:08,846
WE’RE SORT OF GOING WITH THE
673
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,704
PUNCHES AT THIS POINT.
674
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,195
Trevor: RIGHT, I FEEL LIKE
675
00:24:11,229 --> 00:24:12,710
EVERYONE IS FINDING THEIR FEW,
676
00:24:12,711 --> 00:24:14,272
YOU KNOW, JUST MOMENTS OF JOY.
677
00:24:14,306 --> 00:24:16,058
LIKE I KNOW I DO THAT.
678
00:24:16,059 --> 00:24:17,568
I WAIT FOR SPORTING EVENTS.
679
00:24:17,569 --> 00:24:19,229
I WAIT FOR SPECIAL EVENTS.
680
00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:21,234
I WAIT FOR A MOVIE TO BE
681
00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:22,897
RELEASED THAT IS WHY I GET
682
00:24:22,898 --> 00:24:23,829
EXCITED WHEN A NEW MOVIE COMES
683
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,220
OUT BECAUSE WE DON’T GET TO
684
00:24:25,221 --> 00:24:26,161
WATCH THEM, WE DON’T GET TO HAVE
685
00:24:26,196 --> 00:24:26,585
DINNER.
686
00:24:26,619 --> 00:24:28,762
WE DON’T GET TO LIVE AS MUCH
687
00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:30,774
LIFE SO BEFORE WE GET TO YOUR
688
00:24:30,775 --> 00:24:32,584
MOVIE ON AMAZON PRIME WHICH IS
689
00:24:32,585 --> 00:24:34,539
GETTING RAIFER REVIEWS, I WANTED
690
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,034
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE SUPER
691
00:24:36,036 --> 00:24:36,171
BOWL.
692
00:24:36,206 --> 00:24:36,825
YEAH.
693
00:24:36,826 --> 00:24:38,838
Trevor: TOM BRADY AGAINST
694
00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:41,657
PATRICK MAHOMES LIKE THE YOUNG
695
00:24:41,658 --> 00:24:45,098
VER US-- VERSUS THE OLD, THE
696
00:24:45,132 --> 00:24:47,241
GREATES OF ALL TIME, AGAINST THE
697
00:24:47,242 --> 00:24:48,222
FUTURER GREATEST, WHERE IS YOUR
698
00:24:48,223 --> 00:24:48,470
MONEY.
699
00:24:48,504 --> 00:24:49,545
THAT IS THE QUESTION THAT YOU
700
00:24:49,579 --> 00:24:49,810
GOT?
701
00:24:49,811 --> 00:24:51,222
Trevor: I WANT TO MAKE IT
702
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:51,697
INTERESTING.
703
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,584
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING INTO
704
00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:53,961
THE STRATEGY.
705
00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:55,105
Trevor: I JUST WANT TO
706
00:24:55,106 --> 00:24:56,189
KNOW, WHERE IS YOUR MONEY FIRST,
707
00:24:56,223 --> 00:24:57,660
WHERE IS YOUR MONEY.
708
00:24:57,694 --> 00:25:00,365
I MEAN I DON’T KNOW HOW AT
709
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,208
AGE 43 YOU SO EVER BET AGAINST
710
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,653
TOM, AT THIS POINT.
711
00:25:03,654 --> 00:25:05,710
IT’S LIKE, EVERY TIME, I MEAN
712
00:25:05,711 --> 00:25:07,284
THERE IS ALWAYS A POINT MIDWAY
713
00:25:07,285 --> 00:25:08,399
THROUGH THE SEASON WHERE EVERY
714
00:25:08,434 --> 00:25:10,281
SINGLE PERSON THAT IS TALKING
715
00:25:10,315 --> 00:25:11,899
ABOUT TOM BRADY SAYS HE’S DONE.
716
00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,937
I MEAN I THINK FOR THE LAST TEN
717
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,276
YEARS THAT’S ALWAYS HAPPENED.
718
00:25:15,277 --> 00:25:17,015
AND THEN HE ENDS UP IN THE SUPER
719
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,154
BOWL AT THE END.
720
00:25:18,155 --> 00:25:19,289
SO I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU BET
721
00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:19,891
AGAINST HIM.
722
00:25:19,926 --> 00:25:21,722
Trevor: LET’S TALK ABOUT
723
00:25:21,757 --> 00:25:24,068
YOUR SECRETARY CAREER THOUGH.
724
00:25:24,069 --> 00:25:26,804
YOU KNOW, NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN I
725
00:25:26,838 --> 00:25:28,486
THINK MOVE AS EFFORTLESSLY AS
726
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,337
YOU HAVE FROM THE WORLD OF
727
00:25:30,372 --> 00:25:32,389
SPOTTERS AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL TO
728
00:25:32,390 --> 00:25:34,365
THE WORLD OF ACTING AT THE
729
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,211
HIGHEST LEVEL.
730
00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:37,072
ON BROADWAY, PEOPLE WERE BLOWN
731
00:25:37,073 --> 00:25:38,214
AWAY BY YOUR PERFORMANCE.
732
00:25:38,215 --> 00:25:39,920
YOU KNOW, AND THEN WHEN YOU
733
00:25:39,921 --> 00:25:41,512
MOVED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA
734
00:25:41,513 --> 00:25:43,124
PEOPLE WERE AMAZED AT HOW YOU
735
00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:44,824
JUST SEEMED TO EFFORTLESSLY MOVE
736
00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:47,660
FROM ONE SCRIPT TO THE NEXT,
737
00:25:47,695 --> 00:25:50,197
FROM ONE ROLE TO THE NEXT, YOU
738
00:25:50,231 --> 00:25:51,612
STAR OSMS TESA THOMPSON IN A
739
00:25:51,613 --> 00:25:53,806
LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES IN A
740
00:25:53,841 --> 00:25:55,119
TIME WHERE WE ARE NOT USED TO
741
00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,911
SEEING BLACK LEADS TOGETHER, YOU
742
00:25:56,912 --> 00:25:58,175
KNOW, NOT A STORY ABOUT
743
00:25:58,210 --> 00:26:00,559
OPPRESSION OR SLAVERY OR CIVIL
744
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,808
RIGHTS T IS A STORY ABOUT LOVE.
745
00:26:02,809 --> 00:26:03,176
YEAH.
746
00:26:03,177 --> 00:26:04,101
Trevor: WHAT DO YOU THINK
747
00:26:04,135 --> 00:26:05,686
HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST REASON FOR
748
00:26:05,687 --> 00:26:07,642
YOUR SUCCESS IN THIS WORLD?
749
00:26:07,676 --> 00:26:10,316
HOW HAVE YOU MANAGED TO BE THAT
750
00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:11,735
VULNERABLE COMING FROM THE NFL?
751
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:14,049
THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THAT.
752
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,792
AND THANK YOU FOR CALLING IT
753
00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:17,207
SUCCESS BECAUSE IN MY HEAD IT IS
754
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:17,809
JUST ALWAYS WORK.
755
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:18,868
SO YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW WHERE
756
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:19,187
YOU ARE.
757
00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:22,186
YOU JUST KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO
758
00:26:22,188 --> 00:26:22,696
KEEP GOING.
759
00:26:22,697 --> 00:26:26,147
BUT I DON’T KNOW, I THINK I HAVE
760
00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:27,857
REALIZED THAT I AM A RISK-TAKER.
761
00:26:27,858 --> 00:26:30,074
AND I SAY REALIZE BECAUSE I JUST
762
00:26:30,108 --> 00:26:32,013
HAPPEN TO LOVE SEEING THAT-- I’M
763
00:26:32,015 --> 00:26:33,808
NOT GOING INTO IT SAYING I CAN’T
764
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,758
WAIT TO TAKE THIS RISK.
765
00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:35,973
I JUST HAPPEN TO LOVE THINGS
766
00:26:35,974 --> 00:26:38,690
THAT REQUIRE ME TO TAKE A RISK
767
00:26:38,725 --> 00:26:41,425
IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THEM BUT I
768
00:26:41,459 --> 00:26:42,694
DON’T KNOW, I THINK IT’S
769
00:26:42,695 --> 00:26:45,008
IMPORTANT TO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
770
00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:46,701
YOU ARE DOING AND JUST GO FOR IT
771
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:46,983
ANYWAY.
772
00:26:47,018 --> 00:26:48,728
A LOT OF TIMES IN LIFE, YOU
773
00:26:48,729 --> 00:26:50,527
KNOW, I THINK THERE SAY BEAUTY
774
00:26:50,529 --> 00:26:52,445
IN THAT LEVEL OF RISK.
775
00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:54,508
I THINK AT THE END OF THE DAY
776
00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:55,933
YOU ARE EITHER GOING TO SUCCEED
777
00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:57,764
OR ARE YOU GOING TO GROW AND I
778
00:26:57,799 --> 00:27:00,046
THINK BOTH OF THOSE ARE WIN.
779
00:27:00,081 --> 00:27:02,873
SO WHY NOT GO AFTER IT.
780
00:27:02,908 --> 00:27:06,000
AND SO THAT IS WHAT I HAVE DONE.
781
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,437
AND LUCKILY IT HAS BEEN WORKING
782
00:27:07,471 --> 00:27:09,810
OUT, YOU KNOW, AND I HAVE BEEN
783
00:27:09,812 --> 00:27:11,552
ABLE TO SORT OF BUILD FROM THAT.
784
00:27:11,553 --> 00:27:13,021
Trevor: IT SEEMS IN SOME
785
00:27:13,055 --> 00:27:14,947
WAYS YOUR CHARACTERS HAVE SOME
786
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:17,563
OF THOSE TRAITS BECAUSE YOU PLAY
787
00:27:17,598 --> 00:27:19,217
A CHARACTER WHO IS A JAZZ
788
00:27:19,251 --> 00:27:20,420
SAXOPHONIST COMING UP, TRYING TO
789
00:27:20,454 --> 00:27:23,003
GET HIS CAREER OFF THE GROUND.
790
00:27:23,038 --> 00:27:24,479
YOU HAVE GOT THIS WOMAN WHO A
791
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,701
ADORES YOU AND LOVES YOU AND
792
00:27:25,702 --> 00:27:27,015
ENCOURAGES YOU TO BE MORE BUT
793
00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:29,005
SHE IS DOING HER THING AS WELL.
794
00:27:29,006 --> 00:27:30,469
IT FEELS IN MANY WAYS LIKE THE
795
00:27:30,503 --> 00:27:31,991
SLIVERS OF YOUR LIFE IN THIS AND
796
00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:33,803
AT THE SAME TIME YOU ARE PLAYING
797
00:27:33,837 --> 00:27:35,717
A COMPLETELY FOREIGN DIFFERENT
798
00:27:35,751 --> 00:27:36,114
CHARACTER.
799
00:27:36,116 --> 00:27:38,177
FIRST OF ALL, IS IT TRUE THAT
800
00:27:38,212 --> 00:27:40,745
YOU SPENT A YEAR LEARNING HOW TO
801
00:27:40,779 --> 00:27:41,793
PLAY THE SAXOPHONE BEFORE THIS
802
00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:42,253
ROLE?
803
00:27:42,254 --> 00:27:46,179
I DID, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
804
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,181
I DID.
805
00:27:47,183 --> 00:27:49,279
I MEAN, WE HAD TIME.
806
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,581
WE TOOK THIS SCRIPT AROUND TOWN
807
00:27:52,582 --> 00:27:54,466
AND WE GOT PASSED ON SO OFTEN.
808
00:27:54,467 --> 00:27:56,051
BUT IN THE TIME WE TOOK IT
809
00:27:56,052 --> 00:27:57,984
AROUND WAS ABOUT A YEAR AND A
810
00:27:57,985 --> 00:27:59,056
HALF OR SO BEFORE WE ACTUALLY
811
00:27:59,058 --> 00:27:59,496
SHOT.
812
00:27:59,497 --> 00:28:01,328
I DIDN’T KNOW IF THAT FIRST
813
00:28:01,329 --> 00:28:04,063
GROUP WAS GOING TO SAY YES SO I
814
00:28:04,064 --> 00:28:05,123
NEEDED TO START PLAYING THE
815
00:28:05,124 --> 00:28:06,585
SAXOPHONE SO I COULD LEARN.
816
00:28:06,586 --> 00:28:08,566
THEY SAID NO AND IT TOOK A YEAR
817
00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:10,212
AND A HALF OR SO BUT I JUST
818
00:28:10,214 --> 00:28:11,213
CONTINUED PLAYING BECAUSE YOU
819
00:28:11,247 --> 00:28:12,409
NEVER REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT
820
00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:14,311
MOMENT IS GOING TO BE WHEN
821
00:28:14,345 --> 00:28:15,860
SOMEONE IS GOING TO SAY YES.
822
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,549
WE’LL MAKE YOUR MOVIE SO I JUST
823
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,411
KEPT PLAYING AND PLAYING.
824
00:28:18,412 --> 00:28:19,812
I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT.
825
00:28:19,846 --> 00:28:22,450
FELL IN LOVE WITH IT AND I WAS
826
00:28:22,484 --> 00:28:24,692
ABLE TO THEN STEP ON SET AND
827
00:28:24,693 --> 00:28:26,845
REALLY, YOU KNOW, NOT ONLY PLAY
828
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,272
BUT HAVE FINGERING AND
829
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,203
EVERYTHING DOWN JUST SO THAT IT
830
00:28:30,204 --> 00:28:30,924
COULD BE REAL.
831
00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,428
Trevor: WAS THERE A POINT
832
00:28:32,430 --> 00:28:34,325
WHEN YOU WONDERED IF YOU ARE
833
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:35,601
JUST PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE FOR
834
00:28:35,602 --> 00:28:36,514
NO REASON.
835
00:28:36,516 --> 00:28:38,708
BECAUSE THERE IS NO GUARANTEE A
836
00:28:38,709 --> 00:28:40,090
SCRIPTS WILL GET PICKED UP OR A
837
00:28:40,091 --> 00:28:40,805
MOVIE MADE.
838
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:42,114
NOW THERE ARE YOU IN THE HOUSE
839
00:28:42,148 --> 00:28:43,388
AND AT SOME POINT PEOPLE ARE
840
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:44,513
LAKE OH, YOU PLAY THE SAXOPHONE,
841
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,004
IN THE BEGINNING ARE YOU LIKE
842
00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:47,843
YES, FOR MY MOVIE AN A FEW
843
00:28:47,877 --> 00:28:50,002
MONTHS LATER IT IS FOR MY MOVIE,
844
00:28:50,003 --> 00:28:51,457
AT SOME POINT, YEAH, I JUST PLAY
845
00:28:51,459 --> 00:28:51,734
THE SAXOPHONE.
846
00:28:51,768 --> 00:28:53,156
WAS THERE A POINT WHEN YOU
847
00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:54,773
THOUGHT THIS IS JUST ME NOW?
848
00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:55,415
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
849
00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:57,088
I MEAN WE WENT THROUGH THAT, I
850
00:28:57,089 --> 00:28:59,946
MEAN IN MY HOUSE TOO, BECAUSE
851
00:28:59,981 --> 00:29:02,094
THE FIRST WEEK LIKE WOW, THE
852
00:29:02,129 --> 00:29:03,650
SAXOPHONE, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE
853
00:29:03,651 --> 00:29:05,957
WAS SORT OF-- AND THOAN I MEAN
854
00:29:05,991 --> 00:29:08,119
AFTER LIKE THREE WEEKS OF
855
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,368
PLAYING IT, JUST LIKE THIS
856
00:29:09,369 --> 00:29:10,446
ANNOYING THING THAT IS IN THE
857
00:29:10,447 --> 00:29:12,018
HOUSE AND LIKE WHEN IS THIS
858
00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:12,881
GOING TO HAPPEN.
859
00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,142
AND THEN A YEAR LATER IT STILL
860
00:29:14,176 --> 00:29:14,692
HASN’T HAPPENED.
861
00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:16,658
SO YEAH, THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT
862
00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:18,698
OF THAT, AND I ALSO WOULD TRAVEL
863
00:29:18,699 --> 00:29:19,542
WITH THE SAXOPHONE WHEREVER HE
864
00:29:19,544 --> 00:29:19,815
WENT.
865
00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:20,587
Trevor: OH MAN.
866
00:29:20,621 --> 00:29:22,938
THIS WAS A TIME WHEN YOU
867
00:29:22,939 --> 00:29:24,956
COULD GET ON PLANES AND TRAVEL.
868
00:29:24,957 --> 00:29:26,758
AND SO WE WOULD GO TO DIFFERENT
869
00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:27,544
PLACES AND THE SAXOPHONE WOULD
870
00:29:27,546 --> 00:29:28,501
FOLLOW ME.
871
00:29:28,503 --> 00:29:31,166
AND THAT WOULD BE ANNOYING TO
872
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,828
PEOPLE AS WELL BUT-- I BECAME A
873
00:29:33,862 --> 00:29:34,327
SAXOPHONE PLAYER.
874
00:29:34,328 --> 00:29:37,162
Trevor: MY FINAL QUESTION
875
00:29:37,163 --> 00:29:39,579
TO YOU, IF YOU HAD A MAGIC
876
00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,804
SLAMP, A GENEIE WAS GOING TO
877
00:29:41,806 --> 00:29:43,666
GRANT YOU ONE WISH, WOULD YOU
878
00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:46,238
WISH FOR AN OSCAR OR WOULD YOU
879
00:29:46,273 --> 00:29:48,550
WISH FOR A SUPER BOWL TITLE.
880
00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:50,915
YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOULD SAY A
881
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:52,323
SUPER BOWL TITLE.
882
00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,636
HERE IS WHY.
883
00:29:53,638 --> 00:29:55,712
BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A CHANCE AT
884
00:29:55,746 --> 00:29:57,651
THAT ANY MORE.
885
00:29:57,652 --> 00:29:59,485
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
886
00:29:59,486 --> 00:30:01,406
LIKE PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME,
887
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,828
DO YOU MISS THE GAME AND DO YOU
888
00:30:03,829 --> 00:30:05,514
MISS, AND I THINK WHEN I FIRST
889
00:30:05,549 --> 00:30:07,505
LEFT, I WOULD SAY NO, NO, NO.
890
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,075
AND NOW IT’S LIKE I MISS IT TO
891
00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:12,471
THE 10th DEGREE BECAUSE ALL
892
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:14,269
CAN I THINK ABOUT ARE THE MISSED
893
00:30:14,303 --> 00:30:15,219
OPPORTUNITIES, YOU KNOW, IT’S
894
00:30:15,254 --> 00:30:16,326
LIKE I DIDN’T GET TO WIN THE
895
00:30:16,361 --> 00:30:16,857
SUPER BOWL.
896
00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:18,770
I DIDN’T GET TO PLAY IN THE
897
00:30:18,805 --> 00:30:19,849
SUPER BOWL, YOU KNOW, THAT’S
898
00:30:19,883 --> 00:30:21,069
WHAT, THAT IS THE DREAM.
899
00:30:21,103 --> 00:30:22,829
THAT IS WHY YOU WANT TO PLAY.
900
00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:24,630
THAT IS WHY YOU PLAY THE GAME.
901
00:30:24,632 --> 00:30:26,474
SO I THINK I WOULD GO WITH THAT.
902
00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:27,864
YOU ALWAYS WANT WHAT YOU CAN NO
903
00:30:27,899 --> 00:30:28,352
LONGER HAVE.
904
00:30:28,387 --> 00:30:29,194
I THINK.
905
00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:30,785
SO I THINK THAT WOULD BE THE
906
00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:31,003
ANSWER.
907
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:32,479
Trevor: OKAY, MY WISH IF I
908
00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:34,306
HAD IT WOULD BE FOR EVERYONE TO
909
00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,288
GET THE VACCINE AS QUICKLY AS
910
00:30:35,323 --> 00:30:35,843
POSSIBLE.
911
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,816
BUT I GUESS WE BOTH HAVE
912
00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:38,947
DIFFERENT, DIFFERENT IDEAS IN
913
00:30:38,948 --> 00:30:40,811
LIFE, AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES US
914
00:30:40,812 --> 00:30:43,723
DIFFERENT HUMAN BEING, WISH FOR
915
00:30:43,725 --> 00:30:47,940
OTHER PEOPLE, BUT YOU CAN
916
00:30:47,942 --> 00:30:49,096
WISH-- .
917
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,400
I WO, THANK SO MUCH FOR
918
00:30:51,401 --> 00:30:52,680
JOINING ME T WAS GREAT SEEING
919
00:30:52,682 --> 00:30:53,257
YOU.
920
00:30:53,259 --> 00:30:54,724
YOU TOO.
921
00:30:54,725 --> 00:30:57,199
GOOD LUCK AND CONGRATS, THE
922
00:30:57,233 --> 00:30:58,397
MOVIE IS AMAZING.
923
00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:00,274
DON’T FORGET IT IS AVAILABLE TO
924
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,889
SCREEN RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO,
925
00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:05,634
WE WILL TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND
BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS
926
00:31:07,698 --> 00:31:08,349
OUR SHOW FOR TONIGHTK BUT BEFORE
927
00:31:08,383 --> 00:31:09,655
WE GO, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE
928
00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:11,580
CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS AS BAD
929
00:31:11,614 --> 00:31:13,700
AS IT HAS EVER BEEN, LUCKILY
930
00:31:13,701 --> 00:31:15,128
THOUGH OUR FIRST RESPONDERS ARE
931
00:31:15,162 --> 00:31:16,924
STILL OUT ON THE FRONT LINES
932
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:17,701
SAVING PEOPLE’S LIVES.
933
00:31:17,735 --> 00:31:19,496
NOW IF YOU WANT TO HELP THE
934
00:31:19,497 --> 00:31:20,879
FIRST RESPONDERS OUT, THEN
935
00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,760
PLEASE CONSIDER A DONATION TO
936
00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:24,373
FIRST RESPONDERS FIRST WHICH
937
00:31:24,407 --> 00:31:25,636
OFFERS FIRS CLASS MEDICAL AND
938
00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:26,921
PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT FOR
939
00:31:26,955 --> 00:31:27,520
FIRST RESPONDERS.
940
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:29,838
TO FIND OUT MORE ALL YOU HAVE TO
941
00:31:29,873 --> 00:31:33,053
DO IS GO TO THE LINK BELOW.
942
00:31:33,055 --> 00:31:35,368
UNTIL TOMORROW, STAY SAFE OUT
943
00:31:35,369 --> 00:31:36,540
THERE, WEAR AN ERECTION AND
944
00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:43,633
ERECTION-- WHAT IS GOING ON.
NOW HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF
945
00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,673
NOW HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF
946
00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:50,468
ZEN ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HAS
947
00:31:50,469 --> 00:31:52,306
SEEMED A DISTRACTION FROM THE
948
00:31:52,307 --> 00:31:53,976
PAIN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IS
949
00:31:53,977 --> 00:31:55,492
YOU ON THE INTERNET OVER THE
950
00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:56,182
PAST WEEK.
951
00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:58,445
THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE BECOME A
952
00:31:58,479 --> 00:32:00,557
MEME OF THE PICTURE OF YOU
953
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:02,383
SITTING AT THE INAUGURATION.
954
00:32:02,385 --> 00:32:05,699
IN YOUR MIT INS, THOUSANDS OF
955
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,441
MEMES, SOME OF THEM ON THE
956
00:32:07,442 --> 00:32:09,063
SCREEN, HAVE I TO SHOW SOME OF
957
00:32:09,065 --> 00:32:10,717
MY FAVORITE, EVEN A SELFIE WITH
958
00:32:10,752 --> 00:32:12,703
US ON ELECTION NIGHT SO MY
959
00:32:12,738 --> 00:32:16,672
QUESTION IS ARE YOU HAVING AS
960
00:32:16,674 --> 00:32:20,336
MUCH FUN WITH THIS AS THE WORLD
IS?