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Hey, what's going on, everybody?
I'm Trevor Noah,
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and this is The Daily
Social Distancing Show.
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As you can see, I'm wearing
a special hoodie today,
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because after wearing a tuxedo
at the Grammys,
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I have to ease myself back
into normal hoodies.
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You know, you can't just go
cold turkey.
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And I just want to say thank you
to everyone
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who tuned in last night,
even the haters and the losers.
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I hope you enjoyed it because
I know I had a great time.
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I danced with Cardi B,
I emptied Doja Cat's litter box,
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and I even joined
the BTS army, yeah.
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They're sending me to Iraq.
I ship out on Friday.
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Anyway on tonight's show--
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police are causing problems
on two continents,
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Jaboukie Young-White learns the
truth about the COVID vaccine,
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and why Andrew Cuomo might have
to update his LinkedIn.
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Plus, the one and only
Eddie Murphy
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is joining us on the show.
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So let's do this, people.
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Welcome to The Daily
Social Distancing Show.
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ANNOUNCER: From Trevor's couch
in New York City
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to your couch somewhere
in the world, this is
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The Daily Social Distancing
Show with Trevor Noah.
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Let's kick things off
with a story out of Oklahoma
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involving two of America's
favorite pastimes--
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basketball and racism.
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A high school basketball
announcer in Oklahoma
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is blaming his diabetes
and a spike in his blood sugar
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for the racist comments he made
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during a livestreamed
state basketball tournament.
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The Norman players
started kneeling
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during the national anthem,
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and that's when the announcer,
Matt Rowan,
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hurled horrifying
racist insults
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at the Norman team
that were caught on mike.
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Rowan later apologized,
saying in part, and I quote...
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I'm not racist!
I just suffer from diabetes!
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I bet the royal family wishes
that they thought of that one.
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I'm so sorry, Meghan.
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Our blood sugar
was spiking that day,
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and for the past 600 years.
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But, hey, I'm no doctor.
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I mean, maybe diabetes
does make you racist.
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In fact, I hope it does.
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You know, it would make things
so much simpler.
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Lincoln could have ended slavery
with a box of granola bars.
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It does make me wonder, though,
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how many close calls
this guy has had before.
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Like, were there times
when he was running
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through CVS, like,
in the candy aisle like,
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"Ni... ckelback is
my favorite band.
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Oh, that was so close.
Mm. So close"?
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In more sports news--
cheerleading.
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It's the only
socially acceptable way
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to stand on other people.
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If you watched Cheer on Netflix
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ten years ago
at the beginning of 2020,
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you know that cheerleading is
a super competitive sport.
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But one cheer mom
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took her competitive spirit
a little too far.
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Now to that disturbing case
involving deepfakes--
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videos that are manipulated
to make it look
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like someone did
or said something they did not.
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NEWSWOMAN: It's a troubling
new take on cyberbullying.
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A mom in Pennsylvania
is accused this morning
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of using so-called "deepfakes"
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to anonymously harass members
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of her daughter's
cheerleading team.
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NEWSWOMAN 2: Police say
50-year-old Raffaela Spone
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digitally altered
photos and videos
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of three members of her
daughter's cheerleading squad,
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known as the Victory Vipers,
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depicting them naked, drinking
and smoking from a vape pen,
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and then sent the images
to the girls and their coaches.
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MATT WEINTRAUB: The essence
of it was to knock them down,
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essentially to try to shame them
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or get them knocked off
the team,
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what appeared
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Wow. That is...
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really impressive.
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I can't believe
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this 50-year-old mom learned
how to make deepfakes.
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Meanwhile,
your mom has to call you up
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every time she forgets
her Paramount+ log-in.
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Really?
I have to say Paramount+?
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Obviously, using deepfakes
to bully teenagers is messed up.
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And not only is it criminal,
but it can also backfire,
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because you can't trust moms
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to know what's not cool
for teenagers to do.
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Honey, I know you hate Trisha,
so I posted a deepfake
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of her doing shots with Megan
Thee Stallion backstage.
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Mom, that's the coolest thing
she could do.
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Not on a school night.
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And honestly, were the deepfakes
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of the teens using vape pens
really necessary?
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I mean, you've already got them
naked and drunk.
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You don't need to be like,
"And they're also basic."
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But this is a sign
that the future that awaits us
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with deepfakes is going
to be petty as hell.
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You know, people are worried
that deepfakes will be used
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to influence elections.
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But 90% of them are just going
to be people pretending
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to find mice in their tacos
just so they can get free food.
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So I mean, the only solution to
this is to never trust any video
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that you ever see ever again.
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Including this video.
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I mean, I think I'm Trevor Noah.
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But there's no way
to know for sure.
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Let's move on now to an update
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about America's
criminal justice system.
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This weekend,
the country marked one year
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since police in Louisville,
Kentucky, killed Breonna Taylor.
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And while there is still
much more work to be done,
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the police have been willing
to make at least one change.
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It could soon become a crime
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to taunt police officers
in Kentucky.
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The AP reports Kentucky
lawmakers passed the proposal
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through the state senate
this week.
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The bill says anyone
who taunts, insults
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or challenges a law enforcement
officer would be guilty
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of a misdemeanor and would face
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up to 90 days
in jail plus fines.
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That's right.
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90 days for insulting
a police officer.
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so whatever you do,
don't say to a cop,
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"Wow. I thought strippers
would be in better shape,"
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or "Nice riot gear
and face shield.
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"You look like
if a G.I. Joe had sex
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with a Chipotle sneeze guard."
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And whatever you do,
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do not try and tell Kentucky
police any knock-knock jokes.
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You know
they don't like knocking.
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Look, understandably, people
are pretty angry about this.
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But just put yourself
in the position
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of a police officer
in Kentucky, huh?
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You're just doing your job--
breaking into someone's home
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and shooting them in bed--
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and then
that person calls you a jerk?
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It's like, "Hey, buddy,
I've got feelings, too."
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But obviously, there are a lot
of problems with this law.
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I mean, first of all,
any protest against police
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could land peaceful protestors
in jail.
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And secondly,
if you're married to a cop,
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you basically have to let them
win every single argument.
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Plus, you know that now cops are
going to try to get people
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to taunt them just
to meet their arrest quotas.
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Hey, what are you looking at?
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You see anything funny? Huh?
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Uh... no?
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You're sure? Huh?
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Now of course it isn't just
the United States
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where there are tensions between
communities and the police,
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as we are seeing
in Great Britain,
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where women are up in arms.
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There is growing outrage
and concern about women's safety
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in Britain
after the killing of a woman.
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NEWSWOMAN: 33-year-old London
resident Sarah Everard
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was kidnapped and murdered while
walking home earlier this month.
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The suspect in connection
with Sarah Everard's kidnap
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and her death was actually
a serving member
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of the
Metropolitan Police Force.
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NEWSWOMAN 3: There was a vigil
on the weekend.
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Even Kate,
the Duchess of Cambridge,
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made a private visit
to lay flowers.
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But later on Saturday night,
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the police tried
to break up the crowd.
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The vigil was
against lockdown rules.
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But their heavy-handed tactics
and these images
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have horrified the nation
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and helped fuel
more protests last night.
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(chanting): Sexist police,
off our streets!
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NEWSWOMAN 3: "Sexist police off
our streets," they shouted.
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Okay.
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What-what...
what are these cops thinking?
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Getting violent at a vigil over
an officer murdering this woman?
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The only way those cops could
have been more tone deaf is
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if they had mansplained
the protest chants
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back to the women.
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You can't be going around
breaking up a vigil.
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A vigil is, by definition, the
most peaceful of all gatherings.
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No one ever says "Yo, man,
you got to come through.
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This vigil is
about to be wild!"
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I swear, the police could avoid
so many headaches
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if they just hired one person
whose only job is to ask,
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"Is this something
the good guys would do?"
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That way,
when the police chief says,
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"Okay, tonight,
we're going to go
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to a peaceful vigil
and tackle women,"
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then that person can raise their
hand, ask their one question...
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Is this something
the good guys would do?
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And we can avoid
this entire situation.
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And part of the reason
people were protesting
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in the first place is that
after Sarah Everard disappeared,
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police went door to door
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telling women to stay home
for their own safety.
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Which lead many people
to wonder,
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why don't the police
tell the men to stay home
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since they're the ones
going around murdering people?
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But instead,
they're telling women,
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"Listen, lady,
there's men on these streets,
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"so you better stay home, yeah?
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"Although there could be men
in your home, too,
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"so you can't
stay there, either.
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"Tell you what.
Just hover in the air
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"about ten feet off the ground,
and that should keep you safe
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until we decide
to do our jobs, love."
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But let's move on now
to our main story.
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Andrew Cuomo,
Governor of New York,
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and the only person
who wishes it was still 2020.
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A few weeks ago, Cuomo was hit
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with sexual harassment
accusations
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from two former staffers.
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But much like coronavirus
in New York nursing homes,
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the allegations
have only been getting worse.
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NEWSWOMAN: In recent weeks,
seven women have accused
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the governor of sexual
misconduct or harassment.
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The sixth accusation came
from the Albany Times Union,
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which reported that
a female aide to Cuomo
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alleges the governor
aggressively groped her
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late last year
while she was alone with him
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in his private residence.
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And today, New York magazine
says it interviewed
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more than 30 women
who have either worked with
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or interacted with Cuomo,
and found that bullying
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was a defining element.
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Jessica Bakeman,
a journalist, said Cuomo's...
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Another woman, Kaitlin,
said she was hired as an aide
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for her looks, and that she
was verbally and mentally abused
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by him and his staff.
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Today's New York Times
says its investigation
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showed Cuomo's office
is afflicted
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with a culture still rooted
in the Mad Men era,
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including an expectation
that younger female staffers
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wear makeup, dresses and heels,
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because it was rumored that was
what the governor liked.
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Whew!
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These allegations are
some serious shit.
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Bullying and groping women.
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A Mad Men office culture.
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And pushing women
to wear dresses and heels?
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I mean, it sounds like Cuomo
basically thought of himself
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like a bouncer
outside a nightclub.
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Which is convenient for him,
because that might be his job
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in a couple of months.
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And practically every day now,
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there are more and more
accusations piling up.
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It's getting so bad that
he's gonna have to bring back
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his power point slides just
to track the harassment claims.
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I mean, just
in the past couple of weeks,
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we've heard about him
harassing staffers, journalists,
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wedding guests-- it seems
like no women in New York
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were safe from this guy.
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At some point we're gonna
find out the Statue of Liberty
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only holds that torch
so she can fend him off.
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Now, Cuomo insists
that an investigation
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into these allegations
will exonerate him.
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And while President Biden
is willing to wait
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and see where
the investigation leads,
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he might be the only one left.
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NEWSWOMAN:
Governor Cuomo is digging in
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despite a cascade of demands
from politicians--
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many fellow Democrats--
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saying that he needs
to step down
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for the good of the state.
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Almost all of the state's
Democratic congresspeople
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are calling on Cuomo to go,
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along with its two U.S. senators
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Majority Leader Chuck Schumer
and Kirsten Gillibrand.
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Governor Cuomo has lost
the confidence
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of his governing partners,
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as well as the people
of New York.
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NEWSWOMAN: Long-time congressman
Jerry Nadler says...
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Congresswoman
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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and Congressman Jamaal Bowman
jointly said...
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That's right. No one wants
anything to do with Cuomo.
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AOC wants him to resign.
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Schumer wants him to resign.
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His brother renamed his CNN show
from Cuomo Prime Time
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to just It's Just Chris, Okay??
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It's Just Chris.
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But yes,
many Democrats say that Cuomo
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can no longer
effectively lead New York.
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And photos like this one
aren't helping.
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I mean, if you're walking around
outside wearing a blanket,
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you don't look like
you're on top of things.
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You look like you either
got saved from a drowning car,
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or you live with 100 cats.
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Or maybe his strategy
is just to go in disguise.
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Maybe that's
what he's trying to do.
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Andrew Cuomo? No,
I'm an old Italian grandmother,
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Nonna Maria.
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Okay, Granny, well, let's get
you back into a nursing home.
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Oh, shit. That backfired.
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And remember,
while all of this is going on,
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New York is still in the middle
of the coronavirus pandemic.
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The state is even dealing
with its own New York mutation,
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which makes corona easier
to catch,
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and also makes you
weirdly defensive about bagels.
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And if you want
to convince people
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that you're still focused
on corona,
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it's probably a bad idea
to have your vaccine czar
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spending his time doing this.
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NEWSMAN: Now a report
in The Washington Post
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makes claims that one
of Cuomo's top advisors
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and vaccine czar Larry Schwartz,
may have crossed ethical lines.
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Accused of making calls
to county executives
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questioning their loyalty.
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NEWSWOMAN: One executive was
so upset by the call,
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the person filed
an ethics complaint
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with the State
Attorney General's Office.
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According to the report,
one official believed
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getting vaccines to his area
could suffer
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if Schwartz was not pleased
with his response.
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And the governor's office
and Schwartz deny
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that the governor did
anything wrong.
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Schwartz told the Post
that when he made those calls,
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it was not in his roll
as a vaccine czar,
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but only as Cuomo's friend.
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Oh.
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That response is so gangsta.
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I'm not calling you as the guy
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who has all the vaccines
your area needs,
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I'm just calling you
as Cuomo's friend...
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who has all the vaccines
your area needs.
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I just want to know
if you support him...
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or if you like getting COVID--
it's just a question.
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And look, he can say that
he was just calling as a friend,
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but he is the vaccine czar.
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Like, he should be doing
vaccine shit.
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Like, where does he even find
the time for chitchat?
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Because I'm spending all my time
in an alley behind Walgreens,
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trying to lick the insides
of used syringes.
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Although, I guess
it's not entirely his fault.
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Like, it's not completely
his fault, you know what I mean?
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They did make him
the vaccine czar.
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If you don't want people
to abuse their power,
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maybe stop calling them czars,
you know?
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Hey, you know those tyrannical
rulers from the old days?
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That's your job now.
But, like, be nice, okay?
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So, Cuomo's attempts
to stay in power
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are only giving people
more reasons
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to call for his resignation.
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But Cuomo says
it's never going to happen.
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And he has
a very dumb explanation for why.
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NEWSWOMAN:
New York governor Andrew Cuomo
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reiterating he's innocent
amid mounting allegations
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and ongoing investigations
into his alleged misconduct.
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The governor also saying
he isn't going anywhere.
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That's right.
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From the time he became governor
ten years ago
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to his years
as attorney general,
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back to when he worked
in the Clinton administration,
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Andrew Cuomo has never been part
of the political club.
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And if you disagree, you can
drive your ass out of New York
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on the bridge they named
after his governor dad.
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But yes, Andrew Cuomo thinks
that holding him to account
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for his actions is...
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"cancel culture."
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Which is obviously making people
pretty angry.
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Especially
nursing home residents.
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They're like,
"Bitch, you cancelled Gladys."
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And I got to be honest,
if this is cancel culture,
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well, then I have no idea what
cancel culture means anymore.
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I guess it's, it's about letting
Dr. Seuss books be racist,
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but also not letting politicians
get away with sexual harassment.
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Cancel culture feels
a lot like watching WandaVision.
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Every time I think
I get what it's about,
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the next scene is, like:
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now it's about a purple witch
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who's only pretend possessed?
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But this is the new playbook,
you know?
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It's the new playbook
for all these kinds of scandals.
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You just refuse to step aside,
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and you hope that things
eventually blow over.
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It worked for Donald Trump.
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It worked for Ralph Northam.
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And Andrew Cuomo hopes
it'll work...
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for Nonna Maria.
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All right, when we come back,
Jaboukie Young-White decides
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whether to take
the COVID-19 vaccine or not.
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And the one and only
Eddie Murphy
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is still joining us on the show.
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So stick around.
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(lively Baroque-style
orchestral music playing)
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♪♪
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Welcome back to The Daily
Social Distancing Show.
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Now that the COVID-19 vaccines
are here,
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everyone
is scrambling to get one.
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Well, not everyone.
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Our own Jaboukie Young-White
has some concerns.
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YOUNG-WHITE:
For a year, I've been talking
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to my good friend
and vaccinologist
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Dr. Hotez about one thing.
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So, where's this vaccine?
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The vaccines won't be out
till the middle of 2021.
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YOUNG-WHITE: But now that
the vaccine's finally here,
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I'm not sure I want it.
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There's too many unanswered
questions and concerns.
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We've done this
in less than a year.
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Does that mean that safety
is being compromised?
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NEWSWOMAN: If anything
goes wrong with the vaccine,
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the drugmakers that produce them
aren't responsible.
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YOUNG-WHITE: Yet Hotez
is making it his mission
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to get everyone vaccinated.
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We can and have to, uh,
vaccinate,
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uh, half a billion people
by the summer.
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We've got to vaccinate
the American people
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ahead of these variants.
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We need more vaccines.
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YOUNG-WHITE:
Well, enough is enough.
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Dr. Hotez.
I've been seeing you everywhere
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promoting this vaccine.
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You got to stop.
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Well, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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When we spoke last year,
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you were begging
for that vaccine.
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(scoffs)
I barely wanted the vaccine.
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You're exaggerating.
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Give me a little taste
of that sweet, little vaccine.
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I will take three boxes
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of the Astra Zendaya OxyContin,
please.
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W-Well, you didn't
pronounce it quite right.
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Okay, okay! Dr. Hotez, whatever!
Just give me your secret stash
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of Ascot Zendaya Ostrich Farm,
please!
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Okay, sure. But that
was before I heard this.
427
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There's a lot of misinformation
about vaccines.
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I have accurate sources.
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Horoscopes, memes,
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this guy who yells things
outside my window.
431
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MAN:
The world is ending
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in 2012!
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00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,953
I've been giving you
the most accurate information
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that the scientific community
have to offer.
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YOUNG-WHITE:
The best they have to offer
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isn't gonna prevent this.
437
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,595
I don't want Bill Gates
putting a microchip in me.
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00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,830
I want Apple
putting a microchip in me.
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00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,231
That way, I'll look all sleek
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and cost, like, four grand more
for no reason.
441
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,069
Let me tell you something.
Those anti-vaccine sites,
442
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they're saying
not only Bill Gates,
443
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but they're saying
me and, uh, Tony Fauci
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were out there in Area 51
445
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,277
putting those chips
in the vaccines.
446
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,279
Oh, my God.
447
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,547
What's Area 51 like?
448
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,984
-Are the aliens cute?
-I've never been to Area 51.
449
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,720
You can't believe
everything that you hear.
450
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,255
I heard the vaccine
451
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:53,091
will turn you gay.
452
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,463
Now, how would
something like that happen?
453
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,933
And, if that is true,
454
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how can I get the vaccine
455
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,238
personally distributed
to some celebs?
456
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,606
I have a list,
and I want to know
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if they've already gotten it.
458
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,709
Um, Michael B. Jordan.
459
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,344
Timothée Chalamet.
460
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,813
Pete Davidson. Logan Lerman.
461
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,482
Daniel Kaluuya. Steven Yeun.
462
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There's no
even plausible mechanism
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by which that's gonna happen.
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YOUNG-WHITE:
Huh. How about the fact
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that they're rushing the vaccine
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like a couple on 90 Day Fiancé?
467
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,261
Rushing? We've been working
on coronavirus vaccines
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for over ten years.
469
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,664
So, a decade of research,
470
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:35,567
and you still haven't found
a way to turn people gay.
471
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,903
What is science for, even?
472
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:41,873
Now, look, uh,
vaccines don't modify your DNA,
473
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,842
nobody's sticking chips inside,
474
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,378
and they certainly
are not gonna change
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your sexual orientation.
476
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,648
How do you know
all this information?
477
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:52,517
Well, I spent my whole life
developing vaccines,
478
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,087
and I've also gotten
the coronavirus vaccine.
479
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,189
Wait, wait, you were vaccinated?
480
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-Are there any fun side effects?
-Any fun side effects?
481
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:03,762
I know I'm not going to go
to the hospital or the ICU
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or-or going to lose my life
from COVID-19.
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YOUNG-WHITE:
Oh, yeah.
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I was so worried
about the side effects,
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I forgot about the main effect:
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not dying.
487
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:16,108
See, that's what I'm saying.
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Everyone needs
to get this vaccine.
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One of the problems
is that people don't have access
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to places where
we're delivering the vaccine,
491
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,818
especially
in low-income neighborhoods.
492
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,387
We have to create more sites
493
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,088
where people can get vaccinated.
494
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,690
YOUNG-WHITE:
But even if they have access,
495
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:34,059
some people just don't want it.
496
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:37,062
Vaccine hesitancy rates
are pretty high,
497
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,431
uh, in, uh,
African American neighborhoods
498
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,632
and among people of color.
499
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,669
So, now going on
just about every, uh,
500
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:46,605
African American
talk radio station I can
501
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,173
to talk to them
about the importance
502
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:49,575
of getting vaccinated.
503
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,176
Okay. Dr. Hotez, no offense,
504
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:52,644
maybe you're
just not the best messenger.
505
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,514
Maybe I can help because I'm me
506
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,115
and you're...
507
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,919
-...that.
-Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
508
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,388
YOUNG-WHITE: Even though Dr.
Hotez has the best intentions,
509
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,823
he can't help the fact
that the Black community
510
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,258
doesn't trust white nerds.
511
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,492
That's why I'm here to help.
512
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,728
Hello. I am Dr. Jaboukie
513
00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,530
here today
with a very important message
514
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:13,665
on why we need
to get vaccinated.
515
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,734
These antiviral properties
516
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,704
bind to the spike proteins
in the body,
517
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,706
wh-which...
(sighs)
518
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,141
Man, you know what, (bleep)?
It works like Botox.
519
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,010
Okay? I'm 43.
520
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,878
Look, soft.
521
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,714
Look, smooth.
522
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,482
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
you can't say that.
523
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,384
You got
the first part perfectly.
524
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:35,520
You can't go saying
it's gonna work like Botox.
525
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:36,922
Okay, what's the worst thing
that could happen?
526
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,123
I save somebody's life.
527
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,058
Yeah, you want
to save someone's life,
528
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,027
but you can't say
it's gonna work like Botox.
529
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,462
Fine, okay.
530
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:46,365
Studies have shown
that it makes your dick bigger.
531
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:48,467
You can't make
those outrageous claims.
532
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,402
(chuckles)
Of course, right.
533
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:51,837
Our dicks are already big.
534
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,071
It would just be weird
at that point.
535
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,172
Throw away your shea butter,
536
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,375
because it will cure ashiness.
537
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,143
None of those things are true.
538
00:22:58,176 --> 00:22:59,544
You know what?
This isn't working for me.
539
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:00,812
Get the (bleep) vaccine.
540
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,282
You know what? I'm-I'm with you,
Dr. Jaboukie.
541
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,784
Everybody get
the (bleep) vaccine.
542
00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:06,952
Finally!
543
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:09,254
This is Dr. Jaboukie
signing off.
544
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,290
And remember, once vaccinated,
545
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,258
you'll never be pulled over
by the cops again.
546
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,893
HOTEZ:
No! No, no, no.
547
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,262
It doesn't do anything
with that.
548
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:22,100
Thank you so much, Jaboukie.
All right, when we come back,
549
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,970
the one and only Eddie Murphy
is joining me on the show,
550
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:25,070
so don't go away.
551
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,742
Welcome back to The Daily
Social Distancing Show.
552
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,143
Earlier today, I spoke
553
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,846
with legendary comedian
and actor Eddie Murphy.
554
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:37,049
We talked about making
the sequel to Coming to America
555
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,085
and when we might see him
back onstage.
556
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,288
(buzzes)
557
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,256
So, what you doing back here,
Idiot Amin?
558
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:45,691
I have just discovered
559
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,359
that I may have a son
here in this land.
560
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,094
How much child support
she getting from you?
561
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,729
The king pays no child support.
562
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,232
No child support for 30 years,
and you came back?
563
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,100
You's a dummy!
564
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,602
(laughing)
565
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,004
Eddie Murphy,
566
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,572
welcome to The Daily
Social Distancing Show.
567
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,741
Oh, thanks for having me.
568
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,110
I feel like you-you, you know,
you seem like the kind of person
569
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,780
who's almost the least affected
by the pandemic,
570
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:09,315
because I feel
like you always stayed at home
571
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,849
before the pandemic.
572
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,619
I've been sheltering in place
and washing my hands constantly,
573
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,188
using Purell for over 30 years.
574
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:17,489
-(laughs) -Yeah.
That's something I've known
575
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:18,757
about Eddie Murphy
my whole life.
576
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,527
They go and like,
"Eddie Murphy washes his hands."
577
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,962
Like, that was a thing
I knew about...
578
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,364
I knew Eddie Murphy:
comedian, jokes, actor.
579
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,999
But then the third fact
I knew about you
580
00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:29,635
was Eddie Murphy
washes his hands.
581
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:31,370
"Very clean.
He's a terribly clean man."
582
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,871
(chuckles)
I'm very clean.
583
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,673
When was the last time
you were sick?
584
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,909
-Sick, sick?
-Yeah.
585
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,844
Uh...
586
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:41,013
Maybe about two years ago,
587
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,782
I caught the flu
at the Golden Globes.
588
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,251
That's why
Eddie Murphy doesn't go out.
589
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:49,655
And the time before that,
I caught the flu at the Oscars,
590
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:51,190
like, two or three years
before that.
591
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:54,526
It's those big crowds
of people getting trophies.
592
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,662
-(laugh)
-The virus is in the room.
593
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:59,431
(both laugh)
594
00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:02,368
People have grown up with you.
People have-have emulated you.
595
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:04,603
There's no stand-up comedian
who hasn't been touched by you.
596
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,672
There's no film
or there's no comedic actor
597
00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:08,207
who doesn't have
a little bit of Eddie Murphy
598
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,942
in how they perform.
599
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,777
We see it
in Coming 2 America now.
600
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:13,178
You know, it's like...
it's like a celebration
601
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:16,482
of a movie that was
genre-defying back then.
602
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,684
I mean, I remember watching
that movie, going like,
603
00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:20,619
"I've never seen Africans
portrayed like this
604
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,588
in an American film."
605
00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:24,690
You know, seeing, like,
regal Africans,
606
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,759
seeing rich Africans.
607
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:29,561
I mean, Zamunda was-was Wakanda
before Wakanda in that way.
608
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,297
It was just like,
"What-what is this place,
609
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,632
you know, where the royal penis
is being cleaned?"
610
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:34,933
You know what I mean?
611
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,136
(both laugh)
612
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:38,937
When you, uh, when you...
When you decided
613
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,006
to make
Coming 2 America, the sequel,
614
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,374
I-I'm sure
it wasn't an easy choice.
615
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,976
Why did you say yes?
616
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:47,313
It was an easy...
It was a totally easy choice.
617
00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:48,647
It kind of happened organically.
618
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:51,784
It wasn't like, uh,
somebody pitched it,
619
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:53,118
and I was like, "Oh."
620
00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,820
What happened was
the movie became
621
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:56,655
a cult movie over the years.
622
00:25:56,689 --> 00:26:00,059
-Right. -And-and I've re...
I-I've realized,
623
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,694
you know, there's an audience
for this movie
624
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:04,129
if I can figure out a way
to connect those dots.
625
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:08,033
There's an audience
for a sequel to the movie.
626
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,135
But that was, you know,
25 years into it.
627
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,204
People started, you know,
dressing up as--
628
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,506
On Halloween, people get dressed
up as some of the characters.
629
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,842
And they have
a-a restaurant in L.A.--
630
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,044
uh, I think
it's called Fat Sal's--
631
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:22,514
they turn their restaurant
into a McDowell's restaurant.
632
00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:23,949
Right, right.
633
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:27,086
And on VH1
shows Coming to America
634
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,054
24 hours straight on Christmas.
635
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,656
-So it's stuff like that,
you know? -Right.
636
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,157
So that's what made me go,
637
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:33,859
"There's an audience
for the movie."
638
00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,128
I loved how, the movie,
639
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:38,530
it was--
it was new enough to be, like,
640
00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:40,299
you know,
new for a new generation,
641
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:41,867
but I love
that you guys brought back
642
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,802
so many of the same characters.
643
00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,604
I mean, like,
my-my favorite characters easily
644
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:46,805
are the barbershop fellows.
645
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,140
Like, I mean--
You know what I mean.
646
00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:50,042
Everyone from Saul
to the dudes in the chairs.
647
00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:53,379
Did you ever go out into
the streets as those characters
648
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:55,781
just to test the characters
in real life?
649
00:26:55,814 --> 00:26:57,883
Oh, yeah. When we
first put them on, we'd go out
650
00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,452
and play around
in those makeups.
651
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:03,122
Like, you would go out as the
old dude from the barbershop?
652
00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:05,391
Absolutely. A couple times
we went out in that--
653
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,693
those makeups,
just to talk to people
654
00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:10,929
and s-- you know,
see if the makeup is working.
655
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,765
'Cause I don't know
if this story's true or not,
656
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,868
but Arsenio told me
that you wanted to see
657
00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:18,404
how convincing you could be
as an old man
658
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:22,641
and you-you decided to go and,
like, flirt with older ladies
659
00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,877
just to see if you were in,
like, the right bracket.
660
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:27,613
No, not-not for-- not to see
how convincing I was.
661
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,715
To see how convincing
the makeup would be.
662
00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:32,451
-Right. -So I flirted
with some older-older woman
663
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,553
when I was an-an older man.
664
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:36,188
-And?
-(chuckles)
665
00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:37,623
And-and I got the pussy.
666
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,658
-No, I'm just kidding.
(laughing) -(laughing)
667
00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:47,666
-Oh, man. -Actually, some
of the easiest pussy I ever had.
668
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:50,569
Be surprised
how easy old women are.
669
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,604
(laughing)
670
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,674
Oh, man. You-you...
671
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,409
"Oh, your back is so strong."
672
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,445
(laughing)
673
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,149
Did you ever feel
like living like that?
674
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,018
Or, like, not-not living like
that but going out like that?
675
00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:09,788
Because Eddie Murphy
is-is an insane superstar.
676
00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:10,990
I mean, I remember
there was a time
677
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,257
when you went around
with bodyguards,
678
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,759
but it was, like,
for a short moment in time.
679
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,594
And then you were like,
"I don't-- I don't do this."
680
00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:17,796
But I wonder if Eddie Murphy--
Like, have you ever just thought
681
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:19,665
to yourself, "I'm just gonna
go out as a different character
682
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,667
and see what life is like"?
683
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,670
I used to go out with bodyguards
back in the early days
684
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,572
when I toured
685
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:30,009
-or when I was
at the club every night. -Right.
686
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,812
...around people drunk
every night
687
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,814
and you're one of the faces,
688
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:37,983
you should have some people
around you, so...
689
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:41,387
But after-after that period,
I never, you know...
690
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,255
You know,
I got rid of them, and...
691
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:46,392
I kind of don't really go out
that much.
692
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,527
You know? So...
693
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,063
I kind of have my little...
694
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:53,399
world that I'm in and...
695
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:56,368
not really doing
a lot of going out. (chuckles)
696
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,104
And if I do,
it's to some controlled place.
697
00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,707
Right, right, right.
It feels like you were...
698
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,176
...first part of your c-- first
part of your question was what?
699
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:06,478
No, I wanted to know if you
just went out like that ever.
700
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:09,348
You know? If you-- if-- Just to
be, like, free, as Eddie Murphy.
701
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,950
Just to-- just to be like,
"Yeah, I can just do
702
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:14,687
-whatever I want." -Yeah, I
could-- I just go out as-as me,
703
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,522
you know, to controlled places,
704
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:19,558
you know, for the most part.
705
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,160
And I never put on the makeup.
706
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:23,295
'Cause you're not really free
if you go out in those makeups.
707
00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:26,532
It's like, "I'm free!
I'm this other guy." (chuckles)
708
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:29,168
You know what? I did a movie
called Norbit years ago,
709
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:32,371
and, uh, uh, uh...
where I had no mustache.
710
00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:35,674
The only movie I've ever done
in my whole career
711
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,343
where I had no mustache.
712
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:41,580
And, uh, I'm-- with no mustache,
I'm unrecognizable.
713
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,984
-Huh. -Like, me just walk--
If I cut my mustache off,
714
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:48,420
I could walk into-- I literally
have gone to Mr. Chow's
715
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:51,624
with no mustache
and walked past, you know,
716
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:53,959
photographers
and I'll just walk right p--
717
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:56,562
going up to people that I knew,
famous people,
718
00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:58,631
and talking to 'em for a second,
and they'll be like,
719
00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:01,033
"Who is this?"
And they'll realize. (chuckles)
720
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:03,002
-Wow.
-I'm a totally different person.
721
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,037
-It's just that. -And I
don't like it. I don't like it.
722
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:07,706
I didn't like it. I didn't like
the whole "being just a guy."
723
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:10,209
-You know, I was just...
-(laughing)
724
00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,344
"I think I'm ugly.
I think I'm ugly."
725
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,747
The way they were acting,
the way they were acting,
726
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,715
I think, without my mustache,
I might be
727
00:30:16,749 --> 00:30:19,251
not just regular guy
but an ugly regular guy.
728
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:22,154
Listen, girls wasn't giving me
no kind of energy or nothing.
729
00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:25,357
I walked in. No--
It was very sh-- I hated it.
730
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:28,327
I grew my mustache back
as quickly as possible.
731
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,329
(laughing)
732
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:32,398
When-when we look
at your career now,
733
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,266
um, you've done everything.
734
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,202
And you've always talked about
how your family's your legacy.
735
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:41,407
But, selfishly, your fans want
more stand-up from Eddie Murphy.
736
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,841
Are you coming back
to the stage?
737
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,677
Yeah, that-- The plan was,
738
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:47,579
I took off from making movies
in 2011.
739
00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:50,082
-Right. -And then six,
seven years go by and I'm like,
740
00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:51,317
"Okay, all right, I'm--
741
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,985
"I've-I've recharged
my batteries,
742
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,753
and I want to go do some stuff."
743
00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:56,455
And I was like, "You know
what would be really cool?
744
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:57,823
To do some stand-up."
745
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,591
But I don't want
to just jump back out there,
746
00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:02,594
having not had a new movie out
in years,
747
00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:04,663
so I was like,
"Let me go do so stuff
748
00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:07,266
to-to kind of remind them
that I'm funny."
749
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,501
So, like, I did, uh, Dolomite,
750
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,071
and then we went back
to Saturday Night Live.
751
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:14,807
And then the plan was to do
Coming 2 America. We did that.
752
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,910
Then the plan was to go
and do stand-up.
753
00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:20,446
But then the pandemic hit.
So this last year
754
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,047
when we were all sheltering,
that was the year
755
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,717
I would have been out trying
to get my shit back together.
756
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,218
Right, right, right,
right, right.
757
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,587
So as soon
as we get back to, you know,
758
00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,789
people can sit in a room again
and you can go,
759
00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:32,524
then I'm gonna go
start workshopping
760
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:34,026
and getting the act together
and--
761
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,228
The plan is to do it again.
762
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,230
Eh. Well,
we're looking forward to it.
763
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,666
It's, uh...
it's been an amazing journey,
764
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,335
having you in our lives.
Thank you for releasing a movie.
765
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,436
Thank you
for getting back onstage.
766
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:45,671
And thank you for being you.
767
00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:47,239
-Keep washing your hands.
-Oh, and thank you for being
768
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,907
-in the movie. To-To...
-Oh, no, are you k--
769
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,909
-are you kidding me?
-Totatsi Bibinyana?
770
00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:53,245
-T-Totatsi Bibinyana.
-(laughs)
771
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,714
-MURPHY: That's a great name.
-(laughs)
772
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,016
I was like,
"I know it's authentic,
773
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,285
-'cause he's from South Africa,
so I know that's..." -(laughs)
774
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,954
I made up all those other names.
Those are not real names.
775
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:03,188
Most of them are, like, uh...
776
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,758
My mother's name in it
was, uh, Aoleon.
777
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:08,294
That's not-- that's not a real
name. I totally made that name--
778
00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:11,430
"Jaffe Joffer"
is a totally made-up name.
779
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,532
(laughing)
780
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,235
"Totatsi Bibinyana" sounds
very authentic.
781
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,237
It-it really does.
Well, "Bibinyana,"
782
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,205
a lot of people don't--
"Bibinyana" is actually like--
783
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,840
it's a play on--
it-it-- technic--
784
00:32:21,874 --> 00:32:25,110
if you say it properly,
it means "small penis."
785
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:27,646
So there was a little joke,
a inside joke
786
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,916
-for-for South Africans.
-Exactly.
787
00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:32,584
Yeah. Like, my brother
came up to me and he was like,
788
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:34,320
"Hey, man,
who-who called you that,
789
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,288
"because I don't know
if these Americans know
790
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:38,090
what they called you."
And I was like, "Oh, no,
791
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,959
that-that was on our side."
He's like, "Oh.
792
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:41,627
"'Cause that sounds like...
793
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,696
-That sounds like a..." -And is
"Totatsi" something, too?
794
00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,097
No, no, no. That was just,
like, a South African--
795
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,966
just, like, play on the name
and then--
796
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,934
It was a last name
that sounds like it.
797
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,403
-It sounds like it.
-"Little Dick Totatsi."
798
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:53,172
That's what your name,
Bibinyana, means.
799
00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,674
-Totatsi... -Well, it sounds--
it sounds like it.
800
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,643
Sounds like "small dick."
But it isn't.
801
00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,511
-It sounds like it. You know?
-Okay.
802
00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:01,313
Just to give it some of that--
just to give it some of that.
803
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,182
But thank you for having me,
man. Thank you so much.
804
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,184
-Thanks for doing it.
-I'm excited to see you on the--
805
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,353
on the stage again, Eddie.
And, um...
806
00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,888
Yeah, man, keep washing
your hands, keep doing you.
807
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:11,790
-And I appreciate you.
-Yeah, man.
808
00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:14,326
I appreciate you, too.
And thank you for having me.
809
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,996
And congratulations for all the
success you've been having, man.
810
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:19,865
-You've really... Funny brother.
-Thank you, sir.
811
00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:22,434
Don't forget, Coming 2 America
is available now
812
00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:24,203
on Amazon Prime Video.
813
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,638
All right,
we're gonna take a quick break,
814
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:25,738
but we'll be right back
after this.
815
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,908
Well, that's our show
for tonight. But before we go,
816
00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,809
remember,
it's Women's History Month.
817
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,979
So please consider supporting
Black Girls Code.
818
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:38,016
It's an organization dedicated
to leveling the playing field
819
00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:40,051
for girls of color in STEM.
820
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,519
By supporting Black Girls Code,
821
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,688
you're helping empower
young girls who use technology
822
00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:47,292
to change their lives and all
of our lives for the better.
823
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:49,160
So if you can help out,
go to the link below
824
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:50,595
and do whatever you can.
825
00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:52,931
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there,
826
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,799
wear a mask, and, remember,
827
00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:56,434
if you say the N-word,
828
00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,136
I'm sorry to inform you,
829
00:33:58,169 --> 00:33:59,971
you've got diabetes.
830
00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:02,640
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
831
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,676
? ?
832
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,612
NEWSWOMAN: Scientists plan
to send a sperm bank to the moon
833
00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:10,782
as a "modern
global insurance policy."
834
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:14,285
-NEWSWOMAN 2: They're sending
6.7 million species? -Uh-huh.
835
00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:15,820
Yes.
836
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:18,256
Wow. They've been collecting
for a while.
837
00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:19,991
And I want to--
I want to know, like,
838
00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:22,794
where-- what is the collection
gonna look like?
839
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:24,462
What are they gonna put it in
840
00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:26,564
to keep everything separated?
841
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,233
NEWSMAN:
My question is, like,
842
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:29,901
whose stuff are they gonna get?
843
00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:31,703
How'd you like to be one
of those guys?
844
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,371
It's always gonna be there.
Anyway...
845
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:34,939
-Let's not go there.
Let's just move on. -(laughs)
846
00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:35,039
-We're gonna go to the...
-? ?