1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,870 Hey, what's going on, everybody? I'm Trevor Noah, 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:05,172 and this is The Daily Social Distancing Show. 3 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:08,275 Today is Thursday, March 18, 4 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:12,145 and I am so excited, because that means this weekend 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:15,249 is the first day of spring, and... 6 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,550 it's the Persian New Year! 7 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:17,885 Nowruz! 8 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,419 Which is the best New Year ever, 9 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,788 because part of the celebration is that you have to jump 10 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,625 over a fire, which is so epic. 11 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,426 This is gonna be my second year celebrating. 12 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,961 Last year we did it for the first time, 13 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:29,596 but there was a slight misunderstanding-- 14 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,598 we thought we jump into the fire, not over the fire, 15 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,834 and, like, long story short, rest in peace, Barry. 16 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,536 Nowruz, baby! We're back! 17 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:36,970 Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, 18 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:39,406 we fill out our pandemic bracket, 19 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:42,309 Biden and Putin are gonna throw down after school, 20 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:46,313 and did you know coronavirus is also affecting other countries? 21 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:49,016 Plus, Arsenio Hall is our guest. 22 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,584 So, let's do this, people. 23 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:53,387 Welcome to The Daily Social Distancing Show. 24 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,888 ? ? 25 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:56,990 ANNOUNCER: From Trevor's couch in New York City 26 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:59,493 to your couch somewhere in the world, 27 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,862 this is The Daily Social Distancing Show 28 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,864 with Trevor Noah. 29 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,199 ? ? 30 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,901 Let's kick things off with big news 31 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,903 from the world of comic books. 32 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:12,673 I mean, comic books are the reason I'm so excited 33 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,374 about this spider bite. 34 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,144 Ooh! Burns so strong. 35 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,112 One of the biggest superheroes in the world right now 36 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:20,881 is Captain America. 37 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,116 And now, after 80 years in the business, 38 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,052 he's got a whole new vibe. 39 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,021 Marvel will introduce a gay Captain America. 40 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:31,358 Marvel released images of Aaron Fisher yesterday, 41 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:33,994 touting him as the first openly queer character 42 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,797 in Captain America's 80-year history. 43 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,766 This is maybe my favorite most upsetting story of the day. 44 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,235 I have mixed emotions about this, 45 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,470 because it's just, the country's going bananas. 46 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:47,908 He is a gay Captain America, complete with a nose ring, 47 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,911 tats-- when he takes off his skull cap there, 48 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,713 he's got, like, a mohawk thing. 49 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,548 He's not very muscular. 50 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,783 What would really be pushing the boundaries 51 00:01:56,817 --> 00:02:00,087 is if maybe they had a conservative superhero 52 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,322 or a Trump-supporting superhero. 53 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,858 Okay, okay, first of all, 54 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:09,630 there already have been plenty of conservative superheroes. 55 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,833 Right? They don't say it, but you can tell. 56 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,769 Like, there's no way that billionaire Bruce Wayne 57 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,838 supports taxing the rich. 58 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:20,507 And Hawkeye, I mean, the guy lives on a farm in Iowa 59 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,709 and has a Proud Boys haircut. Come on. 60 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,412 Wanda Maximoff? She wanted nothing more 61 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,248 than to build a wall and take the country back to the 1950s. 62 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,917 You don't need to say it. 63 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,418 There's probably a reason 64 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:34,154 that there hasn't been a Trump-supporting superhero. 65 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:36,423 I mean, how helpful would that guy be in a crisis? 66 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,660 Dr. Doom is threatening to kill half a million Americans. 67 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,295 What do we do? 68 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,496 (like Trump): So what? 69 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:45,365 That's basically the same as the flu. 70 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:50,003 I say we ignore him, and it'll all go away magically. 71 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:53,674 Personally, I think it's great to see more LGBTQ representation 72 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:54,975 in comics. 73 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,910 Although, to be honest, 74 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,980 I kind of thought Captain America already was gay. 75 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,316 I mean, he's always telling women, 76 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,884 "Oh, no, I can't date you. 77 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,987 I have a girlfriend who lives in the 1940s. 78 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,022 Still, though, I'm sure just judging by the reactions, 79 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,891 there's gonna be a certain type of guy 80 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,593 who's gonna feel really awkward 81 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,262 being saved by an openly gay superhero. 82 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,532 Grab my hand before you fall off of this cliff! 83 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:21,435 Oh! Okay. But no homo. 84 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,270 And speaking of people who are uncomfortable 85 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:26,106 with gay superheroes, I love that news anchor 86 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,909 complaining that the new Captain America isn't muscular enough. 87 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,377 A little strange. 88 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,146 I mean, I don't want to see gay dudes in my comics, 89 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,682 but if they're gonna be there, I should at least be turned on 90 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,685 just a little, you know what I mean? 91 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,987 But let's move on from superheroes 92 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,856 to the world's biggest real-life supervillain, 93 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,691 Vladimir Putin. 94 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,593 A newly declassified intelligence report 95 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,229 has confirmed that Putin personally directed 96 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:52,332 Russian meddling in the 2020 presidential election. 97 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,701 And President Joseph Robitussin Biden 98 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,470 isn't happy about it. 99 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:59,273 In our World lead, a threat from President Biden 100 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,608 to Russian leader Vladimir Putin 101 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,377 on interfering in the 2020 election. 102 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,880 He will pay a price. I... We had a long talk, he and I. 103 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,815 So you know Vladimir Putin. Do you think he's a killer? 104 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,118 Mm-hmm. I do. 105 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,586 So what price must he pay? 106 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:15,022 The price he's gonna pay, well, you'll see shortly. 107 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,790 NEWSMAN: President Putin himself has been asked 108 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,760 about his response to Joe Biden's kind of affirmation 109 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,328 that he thinks that President Putin's a killer. 110 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,664 TRANSLATOR: I wish him good health, and I'm not joking. 111 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,500 I mean it. But when we judge people or other nations, 112 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:29,203 we look into a mirror-- we see ourselves there. 113 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,972 When I was a child and we had arguments in the courtyard, 114 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,208 we were saying, "It takes one to know one." 115 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,210 And it's not just a children's saying. 116 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,045 The meaning is very deep. 117 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,479 Putin is right. 118 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,883 Children's sayings still have a lot of important wisdom 119 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,251 for us as adults. 120 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,220 That's why I still get my yearly boosters 121 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,754 for my cooties shot. 122 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,557 Whew! I mean, if a girl ever touches me, I'm all set. 123 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:54,294 But it is funny that Putin has to clarify that he's not joking 124 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,296 when he wishes Biden good health. 125 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,932 Because, let's face it, the man has killed so many people. 126 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,268 Everyone always just assumes that that's what he means. 127 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,003 I wouldn't be shocked if this causes 128 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,671 a ton of problems for him. 129 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,039 (Russian accent): President Putin, 130 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,742 your cousin is here-- what would you like me to do? 131 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,612 Oh. Please, take care of him, Boris. 132 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,113 Understood, sir. 133 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,683 No, no, no. Boris, Boris, I mean show him a good time. 134 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,519 Ah. I know what you mean. 135 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,786 No, no. I mean, like, you know, 136 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,855 take him to concert or something. 137 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,090 Ah, yes. 138 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,958 Performance in the sky. 139 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,126 Right away, sir. 140 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,661 No, no, I'm saying, like, mayb... 141 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,530 Oh, you know what? Just kill him. 142 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,498 This is taking too much of my time. 143 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,767 But clearly, people, this exchange is the beginning 144 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,836 of a much more confrontational relationship 145 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,038 between America and Russia. 146 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,973 And that's gonna be tricky, 147 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,143 because on the one hand, Joe Biden is probably right 148 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,878 to call out Vladimir Putin's aggression. 149 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:48,515 But on the other hand, I'm pretty sure that Vladimir Putin 150 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,018 has all of my passwords. 151 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,754 So I think he's doing a great job. 152 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,890 Now, while Biden is fending off Putin, 153 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:59,359 he's also dealing with a crisis closer to home, 154 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,361 at the Mexican border. 155 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,896 Because even though Biden ended 156 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,165 some of Trump's cruel immigration policies, 157 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,934 and is trying to return children 158 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,303 who Trump separated from their families, 159 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:12,372 that has not been enough to end the suffering. 160 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:13,740 President Biden urging migrants 161 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,475 not to make the journey to the U.S., 162 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,678 as the White House works to get a handle on the surge 163 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,213 at the southern border. 164 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,715 Nearly 4,300 unaccompanied children 165 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:24,418 were in Border Patrol custody as of Sunday afternoon, 166 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,854 according to data obtained by NBC News. 167 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,288 The new figures are a record high. 168 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:31,024 Nearly 3,000 of those children have been in custody 169 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,994 over the 72-hour legal limit. 170 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,930 In an interview with ABC News, the president pushing back 171 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:40,467 on criticism migrants are crossing in such large numbers 172 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,002 because he has reversed 173 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,605 several Trump-era immigration policies. 174 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:47,007 The idea that Joe Biden said come, 175 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,276 because I heard the other day that they're coming 176 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,311 because they know I'm a nice guy. 177 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:53,814 Well, here's the deal: they're not. 178 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,282 INTERVIEWER: Do you have to say quite clearly, 179 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:58,919 -"Don't come"? -Yes. I can say quite clearly, "Don't come." 180 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:02,756 Don't leave your town or city or community. 181 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:06,927 Hmm. Okay, that's worth a shot, I guess. 182 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,296 But the phrase "Don't come" 183 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,231 isn't going to prevent immigration 184 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:14,535 any more than it prevented pregnancy on Bridgerton. 185 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,270 Because Biden is still being way more welcoming 186 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:17,538 than people are used to. 187 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:21,308 I mean, "Don't come" is basically an engraved invitation 188 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:24,144 compared to, "You shithole country, 189 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:27,314 rapists, need to pay for our wall." 190 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:31,285 But that's right, border crossings are surging right now. 191 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,453 And the part that's causing the most concern 192 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,422 is what to do with the unaccompanied children. 193 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,958 Because under Trump, they would just be sent back 194 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,960 to terrible migrant camps in Mexico. 195 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,962 Biden, on the other hand, wants to send them 196 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,064 through the asylum process in the U.S. 197 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:46,233 But the problem is, the system is too overwhelmed 198 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,502 to do it quickly, so the kids are languishing 199 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,204 in detainment camps here. 200 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,674 And please, let's not forget to have empathy for these migrants. 201 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,876 Because who can blame parents 202 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,778 for wanting to give their children a better life? 203 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,080 I mean, there are just so many more opportunities 204 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,582 for them in America. 205 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,951 I mean, think about it, Blue Ivy just won a Grammy. 206 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,986 Who wouldn't want that for their child? 207 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,355 And let's move on now to our main story, 208 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,891 the coronavirus vaccine, 209 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:14,561 aka the thing you're pretty sure your friend lied to get. 210 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,697 Although the vaccine rollout has been going fairly well 211 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,032 in the United States, that has not been true 212 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,834 everywhere else in the world. 213 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,870 But why? 214 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,771 Well, let's find out, in another episode 215 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:28,242 of Keeping Up with Corona, International Edition. 216 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,878 ? ? 217 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:36,083 Let's begin with the situation in Europe, 218 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,519 the Baskin-Robbins of white people. 219 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,955 The Continent never really got the pandemic under control, 220 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:45,259 and now it's struggling with vaccinations. 221 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,928 While 22% of Americans have gotten at least one shot, 222 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,696 in most countries in Europe, 223 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,999 that number is only eight percent. 224 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,969 Honestly, it's been surprising to see Europe struggle so much. 225 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:59,773 I mean, this is Europe, the most sophisticated place on Earth. 226 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,475 They have Denmark! 227 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,976 They should be crushing this. 228 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,645 But they're not. 229 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:07,881 And now a controversy over one of their vaccines 230 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,384 is only making things worse. 231 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,319 NEWSWOMAN: Over in Europe, they are not facing good news. 232 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,788 The continent is facing a third wave 233 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:17,658 of the COVID pandemic as at least five countries 234 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,827 have suspended using the AstraZeneca vaccine. 235 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,196 More than a dozen countries 236 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,830 have halted the use of the vaccine, 237 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,933 including Germany, France and Italy, 238 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,968 as a precautionary measure, 239 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,437 but regulators here insist there is no link 240 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,239 between the Oxford-AstraZeneca vaccine 241 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,408 and a higher incidence of blood clots. 242 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:38,178 AstraZeneca says a review of 17 million people 243 00:09:38,212 --> 00:09:42,149 here in the U.K. and in Europe who received the vaccine 244 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,184 found less than 40 developed blood clots. 245 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:45,819 In their words, even lower 246 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,488 than you'd expect to find in the general population. 247 00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:52,359 NEWSMAN: Just 37 cases in 17 million vaccinations, 248 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:56,196 leaving many wondering, "Why stop the entire program?" 249 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:58,131 Okay, look, I understand being safe. 250 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,968 I totally understand being safe. But, at the same time, 251 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,403 these blood clots are affecting 252 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:08,742 0.0002% of people. 253 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,512 So, you might as well be worried 254 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:14,114 that lightning is gonna strike the metal of the needle 255 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,016 as you're getting the vaccine. 256 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,418 And it's crazy that France, of all the countries, 257 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,755 is stopping the vaccine because of health side effects. 258 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,324 I mean, their national fruit is the cigarette. 259 00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:27,394 So, a lot of people do think that Europe is overreacting. 260 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,662 And I'll be honest. 261 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,264 I think I know what the problem is. 262 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,332 It's because European scientists 263 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:34,168 are explaining the side effects 264 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,470 in a normal tone of voice. 265 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:37,905 You see, if you want side effects 266 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,040 to sound less scary, you got to list them super fast 267 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,975 while a fungus dances on our toes. 268 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,143 It's also important to remember 269 00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,611 that not all side effects are the same. 270 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,181 Right? There are side effects that are more dangerous 271 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,515 than the disease that they're fighting. 272 00:10:48,549 --> 00:10:49,816 Those are the worst. 273 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,652 And then there are side effects that are serious 274 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,220 but are worth the risk. 275 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,588 And then, I mean, 276 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,256 then there are side effects that are just funny. 277 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:59,226 You know, like-like diarrhea and boners that won't go away. 278 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,562 So, doctors have to keep that in mind. 279 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,530 But let's move on to Africa, 280 00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:05,966 the world's biggest country. 281 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,768 Because while Europe's vaccines 282 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,137 are sitting unused in the back of the fridge, 283 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,307 many poorer countries have been waiting a long time 284 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,276 to get any vaccines at all. 285 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,711 We are experiencing, Ayman, 286 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,981 a massively uneven vaccine rollout 287 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,316 across the world. 288 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,853 Only one of the top 40 countries in the world, 289 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,822 uh, for vaccine rollout is in Africa. 290 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,791 NEWSMAN: Touching down in Nairobi, 291 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,293 COVID-19 vaccinations arrive in Kenya 292 00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:34,928 for the very first time. 293 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,496 Kenya received its initial shipment 294 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,632 of just over one million doses 295 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,067 as part of the COVAX program, 296 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,669 an initiative backed by the World Health Organization 297 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,205 aimed at reducing vaccine inequality. 298 00:11:45,239 --> 00:11:46,607 In addition to Ghana and Kenya, 299 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,775 Rwanda, Senegal and the Ivory Coast 300 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,511 are among countries to recently receive 301 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:53,247 low-cost or free vaccines through COVAX. 302 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,516 But it comes after a long wait, 303 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,852 far behind wealthier nations that can pay full price. 304 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:02,389 It took us 83 days from the first jab in the U.K. 305 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,024 to the first jab in Africa. 306 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,860 Goddamn, 83 days? 307 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,763 That's like two viewings of the Snyder Cut. 308 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,332 Look, the world needs to do a better job 309 00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:14,134 of getting vaccines to developing nations, 310 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,702 because don't forget, 311 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,972 if you let coronavirus fester in one place for long enough, 312 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,574 it's gonna mutate, 313 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:24,545 and it's gonna come back even stronger where you live. 314 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,913 It happens all the time. 315 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,915 When Ebola first got to Africa, 316 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,850 it was just a stubbed toe. 317 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,818 And what's especially frustrating about this 318 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,189 is that there are so many people in places like America 319 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,759 who can get the vaccine, and they just don't want it. 320 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:42,029 I feel like what they should do is make an exchange program 321 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:45,999 where Africans get to swap countries with anti-vaxxers. 322 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,434 Vax Swap, 323 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,370 only on Paramount+. 324 00:12:50,404 --> 00:12:52,539 Now, while it's true that right now, 325 00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:54,141 there aren't enough vaccine doses 326 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,409 to go around to every country, 327 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,444 there actually is a solution to that. 328 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,614 Give pharmaceutical companies in developing nations 329 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:04,518 the vaccine recipes and let them make their own. 330 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,821 But so far, countries that have those recipes 331 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,024 are going full-on Oprah meme. 332 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,492 The United States 333 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:15,629 and other wealthy members of the World Trade Organization 334 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,799 have blocked a proposal to waive 335 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,735 intellectual property rights related to COVID vaccines. 336 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,705 South Africa and India had pushed the proposal 337 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,607 as part of an attempt to increase 338 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,309 the availability of vaccines in poorer countries. 339 00:13:29,343 --> 00:13:31,545 NEWSMAN: Both the United States and the European Union 340 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,414 want to uphold patents on the basis 341 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,316 that they encourage companies to invest 342 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,352 in research and innovation. 343 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,220 NEWSMAN 2: This drugmaker just a few hours 344 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,655 from the Bangladesh capital 345 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,858 produces a lot of different vaccines. 346 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:47,160 But the one it can't yet produce 347 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,963 is the most in demand for COVID-19. 348 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,933 The manufacturer says it has plenty of spare capacity, 349 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:56,570 and it could produce between 600 million to 800 million 350 00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,374 coronavirus vaccines a year if it got a license. 351 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,842 Wait, hold up. 352 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,911 The entire planet 353 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:07,781 could get millions more vaccine doses a year 354 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,517 if they just waive the patent on the vaccines, 355 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:13,220 but the U.S. and the European Union don't want to? 356 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,556 So, you're gonna tell me that Africa is expected 357 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:17,357 to share our Vibranium, 358 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:20,227 but we can't get their vaccines? 359 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,995 Oh, that's real fair. 360 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,463 Now, look, I do understand 361 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,299 where drug companies are coming from on this. 362 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,868 I mean, if Nani Indira wants a vaccine, 363 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,171 then Nani Indira can design and distribute her own vaccine. 364 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,540 It's called personal responsibility. 365 00:14:33,574 --> 00:14:35,943 And people are saying, "This is a global pandemic. 366 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,413 Doesn't Nani's life matter more than the share price of Pfizer?" 367 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,481 All right, fine. Let's compromise, then. 368 00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:45,018 Pfizer should just give Nani some stock options. 369 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,955 That way, everyone who's left alive 370 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,456 makes money. 371 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,960 But it turns out not every country in Africa 372 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,461 is desperate to get the vaccine. 373 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,130 In fact, the country of Tanzania 374 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,433 hasn't even been trying to get it, 375 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,402 mostly because President John Magufuli 376 00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:06,039 claimed that COVID-19 isn't even real. 377 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,843 Although, he might be changing his mind now. 378 00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:11,445 The president of Tanzania, 379 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,914 John Magufuli, has died. 380 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,916 He was a prominent COVID-19 skeptic 381 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:19,152 and had not been seen in public since the end of February. 382 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,821 (speaking foreign language) 383 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,089 (translated): In all this government, 384 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,057 no one wears a mask, including me. 385 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,659 It proves that there is no coronavirus 386 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,594 and God loves this nation. 387 00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:31,431 NEWSMAN: President Magufuli was more than a coronavirus skeptic. 388 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:32,866 His government stopped sharing data 389 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,002 with the World Health Organization last year 390 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:38,605 and declared Tanzania COVID-free through divine intervention. 391 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,574 He displayed a disregard for health advice, 392 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,709 focusing on prayer and local remedies 393 00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:45,279 while also claiming the vaccines were dangerous. 394 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,914 There were sources within Tanzania 395 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,949 that he was very sick with COVID-19. 396 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,984 That, of course, is not confirmed, 397 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,253 but given all the circumstances at play 398 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,989 and the secrecy with which the government, 399 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,791 uh, did its business, 400 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,327 many people are skeptical that, in fact, 401 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,864 it was only a heart condition that led to his death. 402 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,600 What have I been telling you guys from the beginning? 403 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,369 The biggest risk factor of corona 404 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,972 is disrespecting corona. 405 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,774 Anytime somebody says, 406 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,609 "This virus is no big deal," 407 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,077 corona's like, "Okay. 408 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,379 Okay. It's gonna be like that, huh? Okay." 409 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,248 Then two weeks later, it's fisting your lungs. 410 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,983 "Who's the host now, huh? Huh? 411 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,118 This real enough for you? Huh? Huh?" 412 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,754 And, look, I know it's easy to shit on the African country 413 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,890 with the strongman leader who doesn't believe in science, 414 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,426 but please, don't forget, America also had 415 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,028 a COVID-denying president who got COVID. 416 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,931 The only difference is America had the elite medical teams 417 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:41,502 with experimental drugs to keep its dumb president alive. 418 00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:44,705 So, that's what's happening with the vaccine rollout 419 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,473 across the globe. 420 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:49,710 And even though things are going well in the United States, 421 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,980 Americans unfortunately do need to pay attention 422 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,348 to the world. 423 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,985 Because you see, as long as the virus is still out there, 424 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,587 it can always come back here. 425 00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:04,691 Because no country is an island. 426 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,662 Well, except for Iceland. 427 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,531 And the U.K. 428 00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:13,700 And all the Caribbean countries, I guess. 429 00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,402 Sorry. Other than the... 430 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,472 But you know what I mean. No country is an island. 431 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,974 All right, when we come back... Madagascar. 432 00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:24,278 Madagascar's also a... And Tonga. 433 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,481 Brunei. Is that a country? Brunei. 434 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,816 Brunei, maybe, as well. 435 00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,019 Sorry. All right, when we come back, we've got... 436 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,855 Oh, Australia. Mm, a continent or an i... 437 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,757 Is it an island? When does... 438 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,058 When we come back, 439 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,693 we've got an exciting new tournament bracket 440 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,994 that you are gonna want to fill out, 441 00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:44,398 and Arsenio Hall joins us on the show, 442 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:44,498 so don't go away. Is Mauritius one of them? 443 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,468 Welcome back to The Daily Social Distancing Show. 444 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:53,104 We are now in the month of March. 445 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,439 Again. 446 00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:56,141 Or still? 447 00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:57,909 Either way, it's hard to keep track. 448 00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,411 And since it's March, 449 00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:01,780 it's time once again to fill out your bracket. 450 00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:04,783 And, no, I'm not talking about college basketball brackets. 451 00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:08,019 I'm talking about your Daily Show Bracket of Bullshit: 452 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,721 Pandemic Edition. 453 00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:12,090 Because I know most of last year was terrible, 454 00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:15,227 but some of it was just annoying and dumb. 455 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,329 So we've put together a tournament 456 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:20,098 to choose which trivial annoyance 457 00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:21,666 bugged you the most. 458 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,034 And here to break it all down 459 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,504 is Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. 460 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,539 ? ? 461 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,375 What's going on, everybody? 462 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,978 -I'm Roy Wood Jr. -And I'm Michael Kosta. 463 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,446 Man, oh, man, Roy, 464 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:38,550 did this pandemic year come with some annoying-ass bullshit. 465 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,485 It sure did, Kosta. 466 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,420 My blood is boiling just thinking 467 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,824 about all the irritating coronavirus poppycock. 468 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:46,825 "Poppycock"? 469 00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,026 Yeah, man, my kid's in the other room. 470 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:49,094 He doesn't have headphones. 471 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,129 I can't be dropping S-bombs all over the place. 472 00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:52,831 Suit yourself, (bleep)head. 473 00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:54,566 Let's jump into the bracket. This year, 474 00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:58,703 our 64 biggest annoyances are divided into four regions: 475 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,372 at home, safety, 476 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,641 social, and news and entertainment. 477 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,176 I got to begin with "at home," 478 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,911 because that's where we've got some of the stuff 479 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,312 that annoyed me the most, 480 00:19:07,345 --> 00:19:09,481 like being forced to cook. 481 00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:11,449 Dude, I'm so sick of cooking. 482 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,617 I never wanted to know the difference 483 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,619 between a chef's knife and a paring knife. 484 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,555 You're still using knives, Roy? 485 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,191 I gave up on utensils back in November. 486 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,926 Now I eat steak with my bare hands 487 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,461 like it's a breakfast bar. I don't give a shit. 488 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,729 Respect. Respect. 489 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,565 Here's a contender I'm really sick of, 490 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,899 taking walks. 491 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,568 Don't get me started on walks. 492 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:32,237 All I do is walk. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. 493 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,239 At this point, my shoes are more worn out 494 00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:36,107 than Obama after his second term. 495 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,076 I've walked around the same block so many times, 496 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:40,045 my neighbors called the cops on me. 497 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,279 And I'm white. 498 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,448 Another hopeful in the bracket that pisses me off, 499 00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:45,016 quarantinis. 500 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,751 Even the word itself is annoying. 501 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,486 Makes me want to slap my own mouth. 502 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,622 Okay, Roy, but isn't this just people trying 503 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,057 to make their drinking seem cute? 504 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,426 Putting "-tini" at the end of a word 505 00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:57,262 doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic. 506 00:19:57,295 --> 00:20:00,265 "Oh, what's this? Oh, it's my lunch break-tini. 507 00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:03,568 Oh, and this? It's my parent-teacher conference-tini." 508 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:04,669 Call it what it is, 509 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,572 drinking alone in front of your laptop. 510 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,208 Roy, and there's nothing wrong with that, man. 511 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,043 Our next pain-in-the-butt category, 512 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,645 pandemic safety. 513 00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:16,548 You can't talk about safety without talking about masks. 514 00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:19,351 They're saving lives but they're still annoying as hell. 515 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,353 And what's the most annoying thing about them? 516 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,654 Well, you've got maskne, 517 00:20:22,687 --> 00:20:24,122 you got the tight ear loops, 518 00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:27,092 and-- as I like to call them-- the under-the-nose bros. 519 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,095 WOOD: Hell yeah! Mask under the nose is bringing the heat. 520 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,364 What's with these people? You got to cover the mouth 521 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,266 and the nostril, same as if you're trying 522 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,067 to smother somebody with a pillow. 523 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:38,103 I've been watching a lot of murder documentaries. 524 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,206 Oh. Okay, well, that gets us into our next category, 525 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,607 news and entertainment. 526 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,209 Lots to be annoyed with here, 527 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,812 but I think that movies getting delayed could go all the way. 528 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,381 -(grunts) -Bro, you may be right. 529 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,883 I spent years waiting for a Black James Bond. 530 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,619 Now I'll just settle for any Bond I can get. 531 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,755 Give me Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan. 532 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:58,456 Hell, I'll take Seth Rogen. 533 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,959 That's interesting. They could call it Live and Get High. 534 00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:03,695 Yeah, I was thinking High Another Day. 535 00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:05,897 That works, too. But here's something else 536 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,500 that's P.O.'d a lot of people this last year, 537 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,302 having to root for big pharma. 538 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,469 (groans) 539 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,338 That one stings, man. 540 00:21:13,371 --> 00:21:15,507 Big pharma's supposed to be the bad guy. 541 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,642 Now everybody's treating Johnson & Johnson 542 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,611 like it's Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson. 543 00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,213 You know, sure, we love them now. 544 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,281 But as soon as I get my vaccine, 545 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,684 I'm gonna be going right back to hating them again. 546 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,152 Until I need my booster. 547 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,554 After that, they can go (bleep) themselves. 548 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:32,190 You know what I think is gonna be hard to beat though? 549 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,125 -Say it with me, Kosta. -Okay. 550 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,329 BOTH: Kim Kardashian's 40th birthday party. 551 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,030 KOSTA: That was some bullshit. 552 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,033 Kim invited all her friends and family to a private island 553 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,669 and rubbed it in all of our dumb, double-masked faces. 554 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:46,671 Yeah, her 40th birthday was bigger than mine, 555 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,940 and mine was before the pandemic. 556 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,509 You had a 40th birthday party? 557 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,043 (stammering) 558 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,212 I'm sorry, brother. It-- We got a bad... 559 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,814 (mimicking cutting out) 560 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:57,883 -...connection. -Yeah. I'll say. 561 00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,518 Speaking of connecting, let's hit up 562 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,686 our fourth and final category, 563 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,455 everything social. 564 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,490 An MVP coming in hot, 565 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,292 FaceTiming with your parents. 566 00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:09,361 My mom still doesn't have the hang of it. 567 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,029 I've seen so much of her forehead, 568 00:22:11,062 --> 00:22:13,465 I could do an ice sculpture of it blindfolded. 569 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,367 Just be glad she's in the frame at all. 570 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,036 I just spent two hours talking to my mom's ceiling fan. 571 00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:20,038 (mimicking whirring sounds) 572 00:22:20,071 --> 00:22:22,040 I think a key player in this category 573 00:22:22,073 --> 00:22:24,876 is gonna be "thriving friends." 574 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,378 Y'all know who these people are. 575 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,547 All those annoying people posting about how great 576 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,115 -they're doing. -Yeah, I don't need to see 577 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:33,051 a 20-minute video of you mastering the crow pose 578 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,986 or of your juice cleanse journey. 579 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,190 At this point, I know so much about my Cousin Dave's colon, 580 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:39,558 I could be his proctologist. 581 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,893 And it's not a real pandemic bracket 582 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,995 if Zoom didn't get in the game. 583 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,764 KOSTA: We got funny Zoom backgrounds, 584 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,099 Zoom parties, Zoom time limits. 585 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,335 Who are you to limit my time, Zoom? 586 00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:53,371 What's next, I only get 40 minutes in the bathroom, too? 587 00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,807 I hate, hate, hate that time limit. 588 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,742 I could go off on this all day. 589 00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,177 I mean, for one reason, this is... 590 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,217 Oh. Uh, looks like I forgot to upgrade to the business version. 591 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,651 My bad, guys. 592 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,387 Anyway, the Daily Show Bracket of Bullshit: Pandemic Edition 593 00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:12,824 is live right now. So go to DailyShowBracket.com 594 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:15,694 and start voting and find out if everyone else 595 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,897 was as annoyed by the same things as you were. 596 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,067 When we come back, the man himself, Arsenio Hall, 597 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,401 will be joining me on the show. 598 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:23,502 You don't want to miss it. 599 00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,073 Welcome back to The Daily Social Distancing Show. 600 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:30,542 Earlier today, I spoke with legendary comedian 601 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,711 and actor Arsenio Hall. 602 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,245 We talked about what it was like 603 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:37,682 being the first Black late-night talk show host in America 604 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:41,686 and making the sequel to Coming to America. 605 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,156 Soon, Nexdorian warriors will assassinate me. 606 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:48,093 And I have a child on the other side of the world. 607 00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:51,062 Take heart in your grief. 608 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,397 You are king now. 609 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:53,898 Be as your father. 610 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,233 Bark orders at me. 611 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,468 Throw things at me. 612 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:58,269 It will make you happy. 613 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,809 Prepare the royal jet. 614 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,713 We are going back to America. 615 00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:13,151 Oh, hell no, Your Majesty. 616 00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:14,619 Arsenio Hall. 617 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:16,821 Welcome to The Daily Social Distancing Show. 618 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,424 (chuckles) Thank you, man. I-I watch you. 619 00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:21,860 So it's kind of-- I'm trying to be cool. 620 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:24,329 -It's kind of exciting. I'm trying to be cool. -Oh, please. 621 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:27,365 Oh, please. Oh, please. What are you talking about? 622 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,401 I love what you're doing, Trevor. 623 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,536 You're-you're smart. You're funny. 624 00:24:31,569 --> 00:24:33,071 By the way, the Grammys. 625 00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:35,407 I watched the Grammys twice, bro. 626 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,408 Thank you, man. 627 00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:37,809 First of all, congratulations. 628 00:24:37,842 --> 00:24:39,911 Coming 2 America. 629 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,714 Uh, the biggest movie in America right now. 630 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:45,050 Amazon says it was so successful 631 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:47,085 they thought that their servers were breaking. 632 00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:49,487 That is how successful the movie has been. 633 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,623 You came back, the cast came back, 634 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,758 new additions came back, but, I mean, 635 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,493 I know what I was looking forward to 636 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:57,629 was seeing that magical combo again, 637 00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,164 Eddie and Arsenio. 638 00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:01,266 Looking forward to seeing the preacher. 639 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:02,801 I was looking forward to seeing-- 640 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,270 The new character. I loved-- I loved, uh... 641 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:07,138 I loved that little new character that you had there. 642 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,239 -That was... -The Baba. 643 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,507 Yeah. That was pretty amazing. 644 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,077 I was just like, "Is that Arsenio?" 645 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:13,078 I was... 646 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:14,546 (stammers) You... 647 00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:15,647 My man. 648 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,315 Congratulations. 649 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,984 Yeah, it was-- it was a lot of fun. 650 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,653 And-and I love having a movie that I'm in 651 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,689 compared to Kim Kardashian's ass, you know? 652 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:28,193 I mean, 'cause that's the last time I saw something get broken 653 00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:29,527 online, you know. 654 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,463 That's the last time the Internet got broken. 655 00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:34,499 Yes, yes. And we got close to Kim's ass. 656 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,735 We got close. We didn't break it, but we got close. 657 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:39,271 My friend, it's-it's been such a success, 658 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:40,939 and-and you can see why. 659 00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:43,108 I want to talk to you about the journey that you've been on, 660 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:44,576 you know, yourself and Eddie, 661 00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:46,077 the-the journey of Coming to America. 662 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,079 I mean, this is-- Y-You know, 663 00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,715 now it seems like an obvious concept because it's been done. 664 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:54,786 But Coming 2 America was one of the craziest ideas for a movie, 665 00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:57,155 and the way you guys executed it was double cra-- 666 00:25:57,188 --> 00:26:00,358 No one was just playing all of the characters during that time. 667 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,826 When you were thinking of this together, 668 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:02,961 when you and Eddie were talking about it, 669 00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:04,896 did you... did you think it would work, 670 00:26:04,929 --> 00:26:06,264 or was it one of those, where you're like, 671 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,533 "Let's-let's do this crazy thing and just have fun"? 672 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:12,504 Well, you know, initially, when Eddie brought me the concept 673 00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:15,140 and was reading a pad-- you don't see that any more. 674 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,876 But he's reading off a yellow legal pad. 675 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,046 And it's just a fish-out-of-water movie 676 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,682 about two guys who come to America. 677 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:26,651 And Eddie was going through some personal stuff then, 678 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:29,654 where he said, "You know, I meet women, 679 00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:32,223 and they know I'm Eddie Murphy, and they know I got paper." 680 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,125 We didn't use the term "paper" back then. 681 00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:39,130 "But I sometimes worry that they don't accept me for me. 682 00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:41,232 "...horrible situations where I know 683 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,168 they're not accepting me for who I am." 684 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,103 -Right. Right. -"I wish I could go someplace, 685 00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:47,672 and people not know who I was." 686 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,809 And that was where that movie started. 687 00:26:50,842 --> 00:26:53,311 And everybody loves Eddie's characters, 688 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,013 and wanted him to play characters. 689 00:26:55,046 --> 00:26:57,716 -Right. -"And you guys will be some of the people you meet 690 00:26:57,749 --> 00:26:59,551 when you come to America." 691 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,786 That set it off and took it to another place. 692 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,355 The first time I watched Coming to America, 693 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,223 I remember the credits playing at the end, 694 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:06,992 and then they started putting up all the people. 695 00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:08,893 And I expected the Eddie thing. I genuinely did. 696 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,028 'Cause I was like, "Oh, yeah, I thought 697 00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:11,229 that was Eddie. I thought that..." 698 00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,431 No joke, every time that there were... 699 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,767 a character was you, I was like, "No! 700 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,671 No! How? No!" 701 00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:22,440 -You-you have an a ability... -But at some point did you say, 702 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,476 "He's even that bitch in the red dress"? 703 00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:26,511 -Did you say that? -(laughter) 704 00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:30,081 You-you have the ability to transform completely. 705 00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:31,750 Eddie was supposed 706 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:35,453 -to do that witch doctor, shaman character, Baba. -Right. 707 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:39,591 And he found out-- he looked at the models-- and he found out 708 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:42,160 it was a six-and-a-half-hour makeup job. 709 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:43,995 And he was like... 710 00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:45,964 He didn't tell me at first. He said, "Bro, you know what? 711 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,899 I think you'd be better for the witch doctor." 712 00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:49,634 And I'm like, "Wait. He just..." He said... 713 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,503 He gave me all that bullshit you just gave. 714 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:53,638 "Yeah, you-you... There's something about you 715 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,940 "and the prosthetics. 716 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:57,509 "When you go under, man, you go deep into it, and 717 00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:58,977 you know, I think this one's for you." 718 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:02,047 And I found out is, he didn't want to do it. (laughs) 719 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,015 I love it, man. You-you... 720 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,583 The two of you have had an interesting connection 721 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:09,287 your entire lives, and I love how your connection came 722 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:12,090 from the fact that back when were you doing comedy, 723 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,893 there were so few Black comedians who were on the scene. 724 00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:18,930 And-and why I'm so interested in that is because of what I do. 725 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:22,400 Arsenio Hall is literally part of the reason 726 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,035 that I sit here today. 727 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:26,771 I remember watching your show on TV in South Africa, 728 00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,373 and all of a sudden, there was just, like, an influx 729 00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:30,709 of Black people on a late night TV show. 730 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,444 And it wasn't just successful. 731 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,646 It was the biggest show at the time. 732 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:37,882 You were breaking every possible barrier, 733 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,851 giving people opportunities that never had gotten opportunities. 734 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,953 I mean, you know, Mariah Carey's debut 735 00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:43,955 on television-- Arsenio Hall. 736 00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:45,790 Usher Raymond-- Arsenio Hall. 737 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:48,426 You know, just, I mean, the-the list is-is endless. 738 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:51,596 I mean, you had everybody on, from Michael Jackson to Prince. 739 00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:54,499 You know, you-you had Magic Johnson on. 740 00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,101 After he had revealed his HIV status, 741 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:57,969 he came on Arsenio Hall. 742 00:28:58,003 --> 00:29:00,905 That time and that legacy is so interesting 743 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:02,107 to me for two reasons. 744 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,309 One-- because you broke what existed, 745 00:29:04,342 --> 00:29:07,078 but also, because you started a journey 746 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:09,381 that then it seems like Hollywood just stopped doing 747 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,483 after you stopped doing the show. 748 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,818 You were... you were bringing women on board 749 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,120 as executive producers. 750 00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:16,755 You were bringing Black people on as writers 751 00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:17,956 who never got opportunities. 752 00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:19,958 You made an inclusive staff. 753 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:23,428 what do you think happened that that just didn't carry on 754 00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:26,464 after you left, in every other show that got made? 755 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:29,301 Well... Wow. 756 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:31,636 Like, I don't know if I'm aware of that... 757 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:36,041 totally, but, um, that's... that's nice to hear. 758 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:38,576 And-and maybe we got too comfortable. 759 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,745 Because sometimes, 760 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,682 when things aren't right, you fight for things, you battle. 761 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:46,017 I remember asking for an intern program 762 00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,852 when I first got my gig. 763 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:50,755 I did that. When I tried to raid the writers rooms 764 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,925 of the other shows, there were no Black writers. 765 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,527 -Right. -That's the first thing I noticed. 766 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,263 And I'm so proud. My first intern was John Singleton, 767 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,298 who went on to win an Oscar. 768 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,901 You know, and-and a lot of wonderful writers 769 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:04,502 and interns came through there. 770 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:09,240 So I fought a lot because I felt we didn't have what we needed. 771 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:11,409 I remember watching some of the other shows, 772 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,045 and you could wait a month and not see a Black person. 773 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,047 You know, when I was growing up in Cleveland, 774 00:30:16,081 --> 00:30:18,883 you know, you would spread the word around and say, 775 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:22,320 "Hey, I hear Al Green gonna be on The Tonight Show next month." 776 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,322 You know? It was a big thing, you know. 777 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:27,993 So I wanted to, uh, bring more faces, 778 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:29,160 and like you said, more women. 779 00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:30,795 My whole staff-- the important ones-- 780 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,430 were all females, you know. 781 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:33,632 -Right. -I shouldn't say that. 782 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:34,766 I'll get in trouble for that. 783 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:36,501 But... but, uh... but basically, 784 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:40,005 I saw a need, and I tried to fill those needs. 785 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:42,774 I think once we get comfortable, we stop pushing. 786 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,309 And also, keep in mind, 787 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:47,012 -the pie has been spread in a different way now. -Right. 788 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:51,082 We're in a situation now where, between the Internet, 789 00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:54,419 and I mean, everything from SoundCloud to Instagram, 790 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:57,789 you don't have to come one or two places anymore, 791 00:30:57,822 --> 00:31:00,292 -to show the world what you do. -Right, right, right. 792 00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:02,961 You-you achieved a lot of these things when you were so young. 793 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:04,396 You were young, Eddie was young. 794 00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:06,431 Do you sometimes, like, regret the fact 795 00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:08,133 that you were that young when it was happening, 796 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,468 or-or... or did you feel that you guys had level heads, 797 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:12,137 even though you were that young? 798 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,139 'Cause most people wouldn't survive being that famous 799 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:15,907 in their early 20s. 800 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,343 Yeah, I had a great time. 801 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,012 And I think everything happens for a reason. 802 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:24,382 I believe strongly in God's plan. 803 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,819 Uh, if I had that schedule now... 804 00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:29,354 Like, Trevor, just sitting here 805 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,222 looking at your dimples tires me out. 806 00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:33,558 -(laughs) -You know? 807 00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:36,561 So back in the day, I had all the energy 808 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:38,830 and the enthusiasm and the dream. 809 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,299 And now, I love being the old head 810 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,867 who sits and talks about it, 811 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,503 and looks for my next gig here and there. 812 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:48,273 Right. What-what is up next for Arsenio Hall? 813 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,141 Because I mean, I feel like you could do anything. 814 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:52,611 The-the acting bug bit me, man. 815 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,012 You know, I've been out doing standup 816 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,680 and doing a lot of things, 817 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,282 but I hadn't acted in a while. 818 00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,818 And, um, that's where I'm headed next. 819 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:03,021 I want to act more, so, uh, when you do your life story, 820 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,290 let me play your Cousin Squiggy. 821 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:07,659 -(laughs) -Or whatever his name is. 822 00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:10,328 (laughter) 823 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:12,030 Oh, man. I feel like you could... 824 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,965 After-after seeing you play the characters you played, 825 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,533 I genuinely believe you could play any... 826 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,636 I'll-I'll cast you as my uncle. 827 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,237 We put a few prosthetics in there, 828 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,972 and-and I think you got the gig. 829 00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:22,707 Arsenio, man, I could talk to you forever. 830 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:24,376 And, uh, I congratulate you, man. 831 00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:25,610 Thank you for everything you've done. 832 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:27,345 Not just in the movies, 833 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,014 but behind the scenes in the industry. 834 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:32,183 Thank you for being a mentor, thank you for being a friend. 835 00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:34,219 You know, thank you for putting everybody on, 836 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:35,620 'cause that's what you did. 837 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:38,823 You put everybody on, which you didn't have to do. 838 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:40,825 I appreciate you. Look after yourself. 839 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:43,461 And, uh, we'll see you in the next movie, my friend. 840 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,997 God bless you, Trevor. Talk to you soon. 841 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,332 Thank you so much, my dude. 842 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:50,302 Don't forget. Coming 2 America is available now 843 00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:52,103 on Amazon Prime Video. 844 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,571 All right, we're gonna take a quick break, 845 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:53,672 but we'll be right back after this. 846 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,542 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 847 00:32:58,575 --> 00:33:00,043 it is Women's History Month, 848 00:33:00,077 --> 00:33:03,313 so please consider supporting Black Girls Code, 849 00:33:03,346 --> 00:33:06,450 an organization dedicated to leveling the playing field 850 00:33:06,483 --> 00:33:08,185 for girls of color in STEM. 851 00:33:08,218 --> 00:33:10,187 By supporting Black Girls Code, 852 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:11,688 you're helping empower young girls 853 00:33:11,721 --> 00:33:14,324 to change their lives using technology. 854 00:33:14,357 --> 00:33:17,594 And change all of our lives, as well, for the better. 855 00:33:17,627 --> 00:33:19,362 If you can help out, go to the link below 856 00:33:19,396 --> 00:33:21,264 and donate whatever you can. 857 00:33:21,298 --> 00:33:23,500 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, 858 00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:26,002 wear a mask, and remember, 859 00:33:26,036 --> 00:33:28,438 as the great children's philosopher once said, 860 00:33:28,472 --> 00:33:30,674 "Would you like a hurt donut?" 861 00:33:30,707 --> 00:33:33,343 Ha, ha! Hurts. Don't it? 862 00:33:33,376 --> 00:33:35,846 Now here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 863 00:33:35,879 --> 00:33:37,814 Does anybody in this restaurant think 864 00:33:37,848 --> 00:33:40,517 -it's a good idea to take the vaccine? -No. 865 00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:43,253 Raise your hand if you think it's a good idea. 866 00:33:43,286 --> 00:33:45,355 Anyone here-- it's a good idea to take the vaccine? 867 00:33:45,388 --> 00:33:48,258 Raise your hand if you think it's a good idea. 868 00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:49,693 Not one person here who thinks it's a good idea? 869 00:33:49,726 --> 00:33:51,695 What do you think about the vaccine? 870 00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:53,130 -Are you gonna take the vaccine? -No, sir. 871 00:33:53,163 --> 00:33:54,831 -Tell me why. -Well, I don't trust the government, 872 00:33:54,865 --> 00:33:56,233 and I don't trust Biden. 873 00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:59,770 I just.. I'm just not. I'm not gonna take it. 874 00:33:59,803 --> 00:34:01,271 Are you going to take the vaccine? 875 00:34:01,304 --> 00:34:03,507 -I have taken it. -And what made you decide to take it? 876 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:03,607 My wife.