1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,269 Hello there. You're about to watch 2 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,004 an episode of The Daily Show. 3 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:07,241 That means there's some news and some jokes on the way. 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,743 So if you like laughing and news, 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,180 you're in the right (bleep) place, honey. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,681 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,850 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,552 the only city in America, 9 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,654 it's The Daily Show. 10 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,055 Tonight, 11 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,758 migrants go to Washington, 12 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,594 RiRi is showing off her baby bump, 13 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,030 and Jerrod Carmichael. 14 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:34,368 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,503 (cheering and applause) 16 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,618 Well, hello, everybody. Welcome to The Daily Show. 17 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,253 I'm Trevor Noah. 18 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,055 Thank you so much for tuning in. 19 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,291 You are my live studio audience. 20 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,294 Thank you! Thank you so much. 21 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,063 Look at you guys. Live studio audience! 22 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,532 Wow. Is that guy alive? Somebody shake him. 23 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:06,900 All right, he's alive. We're good. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,702 All right, take a seat, everybody. Take a seat. 25 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:09,970 Thank you so much for being here. 26 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,738 We've got a really fun show for you today. 27 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,041 One of the hottest comedians, Jerrod Carmichael, 28 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:16,210 is joining me on the show today. It's gonna be a lot of fun. 29 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,779 And we're gonna be talking about the big story in New York 30 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,614 that's got everyone talking. 31 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:24,117 But before that, let's jump straight into today's headlines. 32 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,253 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,256 (cheering and applause) 34 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,761 All right, our first story kicks off in Texas, 35 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,464 easily one of my favorite states to visit. 36 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:38,999 Yeah. The last time I went to Texas, 37 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,502 Ted Cruz took me out to all of his favorite restaurants. 38 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,403 Yeah. And everything had spit in it, 39 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,938 but it was still delicious. It really was. 40 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,140 So I'm definitely going back. But over the past few years, 41 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:49,409 Texas's governor has been scaling back 42 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,711 the state's hospitality, 43 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:54,147 particularly towards undocumented immigrants. 44 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,449 He's had them arrested. 45 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,017 He's called out the National Guard. 46 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,218 He even told citizens 47 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:01,221 to "take matters into their own hands." 48 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,290 Yeah. But last week, Governor Abbott, 49 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,592 he took things to a whole new level 50 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:09,696 when he decided to start busing illegal immigrants from Texas 51 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,965 all the way to Washington, D.C. 52 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,334 Yeah. As a way to hit back 53 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,403 at the Biden administration's immigration policies. 54 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:19,473 And now the first bus has arrived. 55 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,941 About an hour ago, 56 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,844 the first bus full of migrants from Texas 57 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,013 arrived right outside the Fox bureau 58 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,748 in Washington, D.C. 59 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,651 NEWSMAN: This bus took off from Del Rio, Texas. 60 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,520 It left Saturday at 4:00 p.m., I'm told, 61 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:36,557 and has traveled for over three days straight to get here. 62 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,125 There's a group from Nicaragua. 63 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,761 I also spoke to six young men from Venezuela. 64 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,362 I asked them what they wanted to do next. 65 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,064 They said they wanted to go to Miami. 66 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,666 And I asked if they were gonna get there. 67 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,001 They said they didn't know. They're here in this country. 68 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,369 They're willing to work hard. 69 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:51,905 NEWSWOMAN: We're here in the food court at Union Station, 70 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,141 where a lot of them have been getting something to eat 71 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:57,778 because this was a 34-hour bus ride. 72 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,713 They said they are very excited to be here. 73 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,882 They feel welcome. They said that they know 74 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,817 that they are a prop in all of this, 75 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,019 but they wanted to come anyway. 76 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,521 You know, I don't care what anyone says. 77 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:10,457 America's one of the craziest countries in the world. 78 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,359 Because what is happening here, people? 79 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:14,294 Do you see? Like, what is happening here? 80 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,730 One day, the governor's building a wall to keep immigrants out, 81 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,498 and the next day, he's giving them a free ride 82 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,634 to the Capitol? What are you doing? 83 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,770 Like, I-I also don't think that he fully thought this through. 84 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,406 Because if you're trying to deter immigrants, 85 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:29,276 don't you think this sends a-a mixed message? No? Huh? 86 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,011 Yeah, because you realize, they're gonna be calling home 87 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,613 like, "Yo, as soon as I crossed the border, 88 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,982 "they captured me, and they took me to Washington, D.C. 89 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,317 "Hey, I think I'm gonna meet the president. 90 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,553 "Oh, man. You guys got to come over as quick as you can. 91 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,689 Say-say Greg Abbott sent you, man. It's crazy." 92 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,091 (laughter) 93 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,460 Also, of all of the places to drop the people off, 94 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,429 you chose Fox News's headquarters in D.C.? 95 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,599 Really? How are you gonna do that to Fox News, man? 96 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,601 Those people are already terrified 97 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,170 of imaginary immigrants. 98 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:59,439 Now what are they gonna do when the real ones show up? 99 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,208 Those people are panicking. 100 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,210 (applause) 101 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,446 Imagine that, like, everyone showing up to the Fox bureau. 102 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,282 I bet in that office, everyone was screaming like, 103 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,484 "Oh, my God, the caravan is here!" 104 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,186 "What? I thought we made that up." 105 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,188 "I thought so, too!" 106 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,857 (laughter and applause) 107 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,926 It's also interesting that the immigrants know 108 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,394 that they're being used as pawns, 109 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,329 but they're willing to get shipped out of Texas anyway. 110 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,665 I like that. And I like their honesty. They're like, 111 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,166 "Yeah, we get what's happening here, but we're fine." 112 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,168 I guess maybe they just prefer to be in a state 113 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,570 with a reliable power grid. 114 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,005 That's what they were going for, you know? 115 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,075 I also don't think this is actually gonna personally annoy 116 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,977 Joy... Joe Biden. You know? 117 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,879 I don't think it's personally gonna annoy him. 118 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,114 It was like, "We're gonna do this to get Joe Biden." 119 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:42,549 What-What's it gonna do to him? 120 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,952 What, you think Joe Biden is gonna be, what, 121 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,787 waiting to get into the club? 122 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,188 And then he's gonna be like, 123 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,624 "Damn, I'm behind, 15 Nicaraguan dudes. 124 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,793 Oh, oh, man, I'm never gonna get in." 125 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,127 That's not gonna happen. 126 00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:56,463 Joe Biden doesn't wait in lines for the club. 127 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:59,166 The man goes to bed after Jeopardy! 128 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,668 Keeps things moving. 129 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,570 But let's move on to our next story, 130 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,706 which is about pregnancy. Yes. 131 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,442 You know, how most of us were born. 132 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:10,444 For a long time-- 133 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,045 You know who you are. 134 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,015 For a long time, 135 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,317 society has had a really weird relationship 136 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:18,585 with pregnant women. 137 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,254 You know? 'Cause, on the one hand, it'll be like, 138 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:23,457 "Ah, beautiful mother bringing life into the world." 139 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,858 But then, on the other hand, society will be like, 140 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,027 "Ah! I don't want to see it! Ah! 141 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:30,364 Can't you breastfeed without your boobs? Mah!" 142 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,799 Well, now one of the world's biggest superstars 143 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:37,404 is trying to help reshape how society looks at pregnant women. 144 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,574 NEWSWOMAN: A first look at Rihanna on the cover of Vogue, 145 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,509 photographed by Annie Leibovitz, 146 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:45,546 sharing details of her high-fashion pregnancy, 147 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,549 saying... 148 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:02,696 The music superstar has been redefining maternity wear 149 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,965 since her pregnancy announcement in January, 150 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,700 telling the magazine, 151 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,635 "I'm hoping that we were able to redefine 152 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,271 what's considered decent for pregnant women," 153 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,308 adding, "My body is doing incredible things right now 154 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,877 and I'm not going to be ashamed of that." 155 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,847 -Yeah! What? -(cheering and applause) 156 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,682 You tell them, RiRi! 157 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:23,951 I love that. 158 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:28,722 You know what? I couldn't agree with her more. 159 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,191 Like, women should show off that they're pregnant. 160 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,993 Like, that's the most amazing thing in the world. 161 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:37,998 Think about it-- you're growing a person inside of you. 162 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,467 You basically turn into a studio apartment for nine months. 163 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,069 That's incredible. 164 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,539 Like, I-- like, I don't even enjoy having people over 165 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,508 at my place for more than a few hours. 166 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,076 I can't imagine making that decision. 167 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,878 Can you imagine if a friend was like, 168 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,881 "Yo, dude, would it be cool if I crash in your stomach 169 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:57,284 "for, like, nine months and then leave through your vagina? 170 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:58,886 "Yeah? No? 171 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,554 "All right, how 'bout I just lean on the couch? Yeah? 172 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:03,123 I'll stay on the couch, dude." 173 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:04,625 I actually can't ever believe that women were made 174 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,693 to feel ashamed of any part of getting pregnant. 175 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,295 That's, like, one of the strangest things 176 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,496 you think about in society. 177 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,064 'Cause let me tell you something, man. 178 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:15,569 If guys grew babies in our balls, 179 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:18,138 we'd show that shit off everywhere. 180 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,340 Yeah, our maternity pants would just have a hole in the front. 181 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,609 We'd be like, "Four months. Four months. 182 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,144 "You see that? Four months. 183 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,479 We're doing this." 184 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:27,614 (applause) 185 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,517 So I actually think... 186 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,985 I actually think it's pretty dope to have someone 187 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:35,189 as influential and famous as Rihanna trying to destigmatize 188 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,791 the pregnant body in everyday life as well. 189 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,193 'Cause whatever Rihanna does, 190 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,761 people will follow. You know? 191 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,129 I mean, look at what she did for umbrellas. 192 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,530 Before that, 193 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,465 we were just getting wet. 194 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,900 In fact, you know what-- you know what should happen? 195 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,869 After pregnancy, after pregnancy, 196 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,270 I hope that Rihanna will pick 197 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:53,473 another societal issue to destigmatize. 198 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,909 You know? I hope that issue is something important, 199 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:59,546 like-like picking wedgies out of our butts in public. 200 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,648 No, you-you-you guys, 201 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,917 this-- No, this is a bigger deal than people want to admit. 202 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,220 I don't know about you, but I'm sick of doing that thing 203 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,822 where I put my hand in my pocket like I'm looking for my keys 204 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,658 but then I'm secretly picking my underwear out from my ass. 205 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:13,327 Why am I ashamed? 206 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:15,729 Why is any of us ashamed, huh? 207 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,664 Think about-- Statistically speaking, right now, 208 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,233 half of this audience, your-- you-- right now, 209 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,001 you have a wedgie. Right now. 210 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,703 Right now. Yeah. 211 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,071 And you're afraid to take it out. 212 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,405 (applause) 213 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,574 Right now. 214 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,610 So, please, 215 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,212 Rihanna, when you're ready, we need this. 216 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,814 All right, let's move on, 217 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:37,117 because our final story is about school. 218 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,553 Yeah. It's where you learn important life skills 219 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,623 like how to get hit by a dodgeball. 220 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,825 I actually use that in the office every day. 221 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:48,295 There are a lot of controversies about schools right now, 222 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,097 you know, from the books that students read 223 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,065 to the subjects that teachers teach 224 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:55,235 to Meredith getting cast as the lead in the spring musical 225 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,171 when, clearly, Allison is the better singer 226 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:59,139 but Meredith's mom runs the arts committee 227 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,275 so you know how that goes. 228 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,076 But in Pennsylvania, they don't give a shit 229 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:05,078 about any of those issues. No. 230 00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:07,915 They're arguing about lunch. 231 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:12,152 Parents are angry over what they call the lunch police. 232 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,254 A school in Pennsylvania says 233 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,356 they will search students' lunches 234 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,425 to confiscate their snacks. 235 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,260 The district says students have been bringing 236 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,764 an excessive amount of chips, candy and soda. 237 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,866 Students will only be allowed now to bring 238 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,268 one small bag of chips and one soda. 239 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,438 Anything bigger or more will be thrown away. 240 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,106 Parents criticize the decision, 241 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:35,943 saying the school has no right to limit what a student eats. 242 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:39,313 They also say students would not have to bring so many snacks 243 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,114 if school lunches were bigger. 244 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:42,783 Hmm. 245 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,484 This is a-- It's an interesting one. 246 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,520 It's an interesting one. Look, look, on the one hand, 247 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,156 I-I get what the school is doing. 248 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,925 Junk food addiction is a real problem. 249 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:55,462 You know? Yeah, I had a cousin who loved Pringles. 250 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:59,533 And once-once he popped... 251 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,570 That was it. He couldn't... 252 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,773 he-he.. he couldn't stop. He couldn't stop. 253 00:10:08,242 --> 00:10:12,112 He tried, but he couldn't stop... (muttering gibberish) 254 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,314 Oh, I'm gonna miss you, Thabiso. 255 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,517 I miss you so much. 256 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,553 So I get putting some sort of limit on the sugar. 257 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,121 You know, sugar makes kids go crazy. 258 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,457 They can't concentrate. Like, if they're all hopped up on sugar, 259 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:26,260 how are they supposed to learn that racism ended in 1965? 260 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,228 They can't concentrate. 261 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,796 They can't think. 262 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,865 But I will say this. I also agree with the parents. 263 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,335 This seems like another example of school overreach. 264 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,871 Like, American schools keep imposing all sorts 265 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,873 of crazy restrictions. You know, it's like, 266 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,608 "Oh, which food can you eat?" 267 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,010 "What can you wear?" 268 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,378 "How many guns can you bring?" 269 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,846 And we're in America, goddamn it! 270 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,649 It's not North Korea. 271 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,417 I mean, it's one thing to make the rule, 272 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,921 but searching kids for snacks-- that's a violation of privacy. 273 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,522 Not to mention a health risk. 274 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,658 'Cause now what are the kids going to do? 275 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,026 Probably going to be sneaking cans of Sprite 276 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,796 inside their butts like bags of heroin. 277 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,831 All right, that's it for the headlines, but before we go, 278 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,300 let's check in on the stock market 279 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,002 with our good finance expert Michael Kosta, everybody. 280 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,438 -(applause and cheering) -Thank you. 281 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,207 -Michael? -Thank you. So... 282 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:14,741 -What's, uh...? -The, uh... 283 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,243 What's going on in the market today, man? 284 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,678 Yeah, so, the markets... 285 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,947 I mean, look, inflation... Actually, that last story. 286 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,548 You know, that reminded me a lot... 287 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:24,151 -We'll get to this in a second, but the school lunches. -Yeah. 288 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,421 You know, I, uh, I remember 289 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,189 being a kid and feeling this way. 290 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,657 'Cause I used to get beat up every day at school 291 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,560 for my brunch money, right? I went to private school. 292 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:38,465 But, um, here's the question that no one is asking, right? 293 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:42,035 These confiscated chips, candies and sodas-- 294 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,471 where are they going, everybody? Okay? 295 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,039 I got an answer for you. I bet you 296 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,741 it's the lunch ladies that are grabbing 'em 297 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,810 because they're not going to eat the shit they're cooking. 298 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,779 -Am I right? So, right? -You're onto something, man. 299 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,281 That's another thing. I'll get to this in a second. 300 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,885 But you know, when I was a kid, Trevor, 301 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,887 and I used to have food left on my plate, 302 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,955 my mom would say, "Hey, you better eat that. 303 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,191 Kids are starving in Africa." 304 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,260 And I used to say to her, "Look, Mom, 305 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,863 "someday I'm going to work for an African, okay? 306 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:14,134 "And I am going to ask that African." So, I'm just gonna... 307 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,471 For a sec, if I got you while you're here, I mean... 308 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,407 When I would finish my mom's tuna casserole, like, 309 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,276 were you feeling that? You know what I mean? Like... 310 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:24,278 (laughter) 311 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:27,548 -(applause) -But I mean, it's not... 312 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:34,054 -That's not how it worked. -But my mom would... 313 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,956 I never... I think it was about gratitude. 314 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,491 -It's not how it worked. -Oh. 315 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,893 Like, we didn't know whether you finished your food or not. It... 316 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,395 (laughter) 317 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:42,796 All right, so I guess you're calling my mom 318 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,299 -a liar or something, but-but I... -No, No. 319 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:48,168 Look, look, it seems to me, Trevor, that the only thing 320 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,238 these schools aren't confiscating are guns, you know. 321 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,973 I mean, they're looking through the backpack like, 322 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,441 "Oh, here's a rifle. You can keep that. 323 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,510 "Here's handgun. You can keep that. 324 00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,647 "Oh, my God, what the hell is this? Sour Patch Kids? 325 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:05,085 You know sugar kills, Chandler, right?" 326 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,087 All right, Kosta, what's happening in the stock market? 327 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,956 Okay, okay, this is simple, okay? 328 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,025 I crush it at the stocks, dude. All right, look. This is... 329 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,263 Everyone doesn't figure this out. You need to buy here, okay? 330 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,899 And when you look, take a step back, 331 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:22,135 and you can see when you buy here, it's going up. 332 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:26,373 Now, you don't want to buy right here, okay? Right? 333 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,009 Now, the companies in green, Trevor-- 334 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,577 and I'm just realizing this. 335 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,280 Buy the green, right? 336 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,716 Red, you don't want to do that shit. 337 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,285 You get it? Okay? It's simple, dude. 338 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,753 Yeah, but you're trying to predict the future. 339 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,955 -This is not hap... -Trevor, if you take a step back... 340 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,557 Like, let's go with this green squiggly line 341 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,393 right here, right? If you buy right there, 342 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,061 you know, and then you sell there, 343 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,464 you see what... you see what I am saying? 344 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,499 It's simple, dude. 345 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,835 Dude, how much money have you invested in the stock market? 346 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,771 Uh, I do crypto, right? So... 347 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,607 Which reminds me. Can I sleep at the studio tonight 348 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,342 -'cause I...? -You know, you said you were an expert. 349 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,244 -Michael Kosta, everybody. -(applause and cheering) 350 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,347 -You said you were an expert on money. -Oh. Okay. 351 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,916 All right, we got to take a quick break, 352 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,218 but when we come back, we're going to meet one of the heroes 353 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,253 from the New York subway shooting, 354 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,988 and Jerrod Carmichael is joining us on the show, 355 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,423 so don't go away. 356 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,358 (applause and cheering) 357 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,494 You said you were an expert. 358 00:14:25,757 --> 00:14:27,792 (cheering and applause) 359 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:36,301 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 360 00:14:36,401 --> 00:14:37,769 For those who don't know, 361 00:14:37,869 --> 00:14:40,204 The Daily Show is based in New York City, 362 00:14:40,305 --> 00:14:41,939 which is easily 363 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:45,009 America's most famous pigeon toilet. 364 00:14:45,109 --> 00:14:47,545 Now, on a normal day in New York City, 365 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:51,082 millions of people take the subway to work. 366 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,819 But yesterday was far from a normal day. 367 00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:57,288 NEWSMAN: The morning rush hour quickly turning to chaos 368 00:14:57,388 --> 00:15:00,024 when police say a gunman put on a gas mask 369 00:15:00,124 --> 00:15:01,392 and opened fire. 370 00:15:01,492 --> 00:15:03,561 NEWSMAN 2: At about 8:30 a.m., Tuesday, 371 00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:06,464 panicked passengers on a Manhattan-bound train 372 00:15:06,564 --> 00:15:08,232 fled for their lives 373 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,435 after a gunman set off a smoke bomb, 374 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,571 then fired more than 30 rounds into the crowd. 375 00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:15,673 (indistinct chatter) 376 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:18,876 In another car, video shows riders 377 00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:21,045 trapped in a thick cloud of smoke, 378 00:15:21,145 --> 00:15:23,581 waiting for the train to pull into the station. 379 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:26,317 Passengers were seen dragging each other to safety 380 00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:28,019 or performing first aid 381 00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:30,655 while others fled to the street above. 382 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,124 Some good news is that none of the injuries 383 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,592 appear to be life-threatening. 384 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,394 I get off the train. The first thing I smell... 385 00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:37,895 The smoke that hit me in the face 386 00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:39,831 was not normal train smoke. 387 00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,132 This was like, something's burning. 388 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,667 It's thick, it's heavy. 389 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,369 Okay, first of all, 390 00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:46,504 thank God nobody died in this attack. 391 00:15:46,604 --> 00:15:47,772 That's the main thing. 392 00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:49,374 Right? It's honestly a miracle, in fact. 393 00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:52,410 And kudos to all the people who stepped up to help each other 394 00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,145 in a crazy moment like this, you know? 395 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,680 'Cause you saw the people helping, 396 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,315 and they were, like, assisting each other. 397 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,784 You know, people always say that New Yorkers are selfish 398 00:15:59,884 --> 00:16:02,420 and rude and won't lift a finger for other people, 399 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,921 and-and that's true. 400 00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:05,323 (laughter) 401 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,891 On a normal day. 402 00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:10,161 On a normal day, New Yorkers are not trying to help anybody. 403 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,530 Like, I'll... I-I actually remember... 404 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:14,732 I actually remember when I first moved to New York, 405 00:16:14,832 --> 00:16:17,302 I was walking one day behind an old lady, 406 00:16:17,402 --> 00:16:19,504 and her shopping bag broke. 407 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,806 And all her fruits and vegetables rolled out. 408 00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:24,108 Right? And then instead of helping her, 409 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:26,311 everyone just, like, bounced around the vegetables. 410 00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:29,113 Like, everyone was just, like, Dance Dance Revolutioning 411 00:16:29,213 --> 00:16:31,516 over the vegetables. No one helped. No one. 412 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,184 And as a South African, I was like, "This is crazy. 413 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,852 What are you doing?" Everyone just carried on with their day. 414 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,988 I was like, "Yo, what a bunch of assholes." 415 00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:40,024 So, then I bent down to, like, pick up some of her stuff, 416 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,094 and she was like, "Hey, don't touch my shit! Hey!" 417 00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:44,696 (laughter and applause) 418 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,165 I was like, "Okay, wow." 419 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,036 Welcome to New York. 420 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,238 But one thing I'll say about New York City 421 00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:55,540 as someone who's been lucky enough 422 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,375 to live here now for seven years 423 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,344 is that when shit hits the fan, 424 00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:01,879 New Yorkers come together, man. 425 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,482 Always. Always. Because in that train station, 426 00:17:04,582 --> 00:17:06,851 people weren't just trampling other people. 427 00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:09,921 They were carrying the injured. They were performing first aid. 428 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:12,423 Others were even looking for the shooter. 429 00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:13,591 Looking for the shooter. 430 00:17:13,691 --> 00:17:15,126 One of the bravest things you could do. 431 00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,961 You know? And that's one thing I'll say about this city. 432 00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:18,463 You know, I-I don't know how to explain this energy. 433 00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:19,797 People ask me, "What is New York like?" 434 00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:22,867 New York is the best worst city in the world. 435 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:24,402 Yeah. It is. 436 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,670 (cheering and applause) 437 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,338 I don't know how else to explain it. 438 00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:29,140 It's the greatest city I've ever lived in. 439 00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:32,310 And look, don't get it twisted. 440 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,811 This was a scary day for New York, 441 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:35,580 you know, because compared to other big cities, 442 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,248 New York is actually a very safe place, 443 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,484 and a mass shooting is not a regular occurrence here. 444 00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:40,985 They-they just don't happen. 445 00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:43,621 You know? So when something like this happens on the subway, 446 00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:45,556 it affects all New Yorkers 447 00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:49,260 because the subway is the lifeblood of New York. 448 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,262 You know? It connects everyone. 449 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,197 When it works. 450 00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:55,066 Don't-don't take it on the weekend. 451 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,035 Don't-don't even try. 452 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:58,436 Yeah, man, the subway's, like, 453 00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,637 one of the few places in the world 454 00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:00,905 where y-you'll find... 455 00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:02,540 you'll find a homeless person 456 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,942 sitting next to a Wall Street banker, 457 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,210 you know, whose deals 458 00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:07,712 probably helped make that person homeless. 459 00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:08,980 -Like, it's... -(laughter) 460 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,481 No, it's one of the few cities in the world 461 00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:11,582 where you can't ignore the fact 462 00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:12,984 that there are other human beings 463 00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:15,019 living a completely different experience to yours 464 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:16,154 but in the same place. 465 00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:17,555 That's what I think makes it special. 466 00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:19,757 You know? So, the good news is 467 00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:22,727 today they arrested the suspected shooter, 468 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:25,563 -who apparently... Yeah. -(cheering and applause) 469 00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:28,132 They arrested the suspected shooter. 470 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:33,137 Who apparently drove here from Philadelphia. 471 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,007 And, like, can I just say, 472 00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:39,544 do not bring your shit into New York, okay? 473 00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:41,346 Like, I don't care who you are, where you're from-- 474 00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:43,614 -don't bring your shit into New York. -(cheering) 475 00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:47,318 We don't need people bringing in more problems from the outside. 476 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,619 We've already got enough going-- 477 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,888 We don't even have a place to put our garbage, okay? 478 00:18:50,989 --> 00:18:52,991 We're dealing with things. 479 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,159 Deal with that before we deal with mass shootings. 480 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,694 Like, if you're thinking, "Oh, I'm gonna go to New York 481 00:18:56,794 --> 00:18:58,730 and shake things up," trust me, they're already shaken up. 482 00:18:58,830 --> 00:18:59,964 You're not helping. 483 00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:02,033 Especially in the subway. 484 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,434 I don't know if you've ever been on the subway, 485 00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,703 but the subway's one place where, even on a normal day, 486 00:19:05,803 --> 00:19:07,505 you never know what's gonna happen. 487 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,574 Yeah, maybe you just listen to your podcast 488 00:19:09,674 --> 00:19:10,842 and everything is normal 489 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,911 or maybe a rat masturbates on your shoe. 490 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,382 Could be an uneventful ride. 491 00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:19,450 Or you could get pulled in as a fourth member 492 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,819 of a mariachi band. You don't know. 493 00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:24,856 Or, or this could be the day that that liquid on the floor 494 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,358 -finally touches your shoe. You don't know. -(groaning) 495 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,727 Yeah, you know the liquid. You see? You know the liquid. 496 00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:32,397 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 497 00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:34,165 You never know. 498 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,604 Never know, man. 499 00:19:39,704 --> 00:19:41,272 There's a baby selling Twizzlers. 500 00:19:41,372 --> 00:19:43,541 That-- The subway's just happening. 501 00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:47,312 And speaking-- and speaking of the problems we have 502 00:19:47,412 --> 00:19:49,447 in New York City, they probably could have found this guy 503 00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:52,684 even sooner if New York had its shit together. 504 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:55,820 Because, first of all, the train conductor tried to tell the cops 505 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,422 which way the shooter ran, 506 00:19:57,522 --> 00:19:58,823 but nobody could understand 'cause it was like... 507 00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,959 (mimics muffled P.A. announcement) 508 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,203 And then, when they tried to check the security cameras, 509 00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:13,338 this happened. 510 00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:14,906 NEWSWOMAN: None of the security cameras 511 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,975 inside the 36th Street station 512 00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:18,276 were transmitting pictures 513 00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:21,212 as the train bearing the suspect entered the station. 514 00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:24,048 Sources tell CBS 2 that cameras at the two stops 515 00:20:24,148 --> 00:20:26,417 on either side of the 36th Street station, 516 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,553 45th Street and 25th Street, 517 00:20:28,653 --> 00:20:31,055 also had the same connection problems. 518 00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:35,760 The MTA has approximately 10,000 cameras at its 472 stations. 519 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,697 All were operational except those three, sources say. 520 00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,833 (laughter) 521 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,536 Really? 522 00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:49,674 Really? Out of 10,000 cameras in the subway system, 523 00:20:49,774 --> 00:20:53,611 the only three that weren't working 524 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,446 are the ones that could have helped? Really? 525 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:59,350 Oh, that's a crazy stroke of bad luck if it were true. 526 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,285 Look, man, if you live in New York, you know the truth. 527 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,988 The subway cameras never work. None of them. Ever. 528 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,090 Yeah, that's why every station has those signs that say 529 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:08,693 if you see something, say something. 530 00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,296 -'Cause they don't see anything. -(applause) 531 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:14,032 They know their cameras won't see shit! 532 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,769 We don't even know if those are real cameras. 533 00:21:17,869 --> 00:21:19,570 I bet if you crack them open, there's, like, chocolate inside. 534 00:21:19,671 --> 00:21:23,174 We don't know. We assume it's a camera. 535 00:21:23,274 --> 00:21:24,742 But let's not get hung up on the details here. 536 00:21:24,842 --> 00:21:26,944 The important thing is that those cameras 537 00:21:27,045 --> 00:21:29,113 cost New York taxpayers $800,000 each. 538 00:21:29,213 --> 00:21:31,783 Don't forget that. That's all that matters. 539 00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:34,018 So you might be asking, if the cameras weren't working, 540 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,253 how did they catch the guy? 541 00:21:35,353 --> 00:21:36,554 Well, I'll tell you how. 542 00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:39,691 New Yorkers, we're our own cameras. 543 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,859 NEWSWOMAN: Zack Tahhan, who was installing surveillance cameras 544 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,395 on a business, initially saw James. 545 00:21:44,495 --> 00:21:47,565 He knew that face that had been circling on social media 546 00:21:47,665 --> 00:21:50,401 and he went with his gut, flagging down police officers 547 00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:53,638 on the street on First Avenue near St. Mark's Place. 548 00:21:53,738 --> 00:21:56,507 And I was working and I gashed him. God, thank God. 549 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,843 And he-- I-- When I see the bag and his-- 550 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,045 He was walking on street. I thought that he was-- 551 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:04,115 I see the car, police, uh, come from street. 552 00:22:04,215 --> 00:22:06,084 Call the police. "Yo! This is the guy! 553 00:22:06,184 --> 00:22:07,852 "He killed the seven people from the Brooklyn! 554 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,187 "We have to catch him today! 555 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,155 If we don't want to catch him, I kill him!" 556 00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,624 Because this is the guy. 557 00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:15,026 Like, he killed seven people. How it's gonna be like this? 558 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,961 And we ta-- we catch him. 559 00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:18,396 Thank God. 560 00:22:18,496 --> 00:22:20,064 -Thank you, guys. -(cheering) 561 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,766 Thank you! Thank you! 562 00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:23,468 (cheering and applause) 563 00:22:23,568 --> 00:22:25,570 Now, that's I'm talking about! 564 00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,138 -What? -(cheering and applause) 565 00:22:27,238 --> 00:22:29,674 -What?! -(applause and cheering) 566 00:22:29,774 --> 00:22:31,309 That's what I'm talking about, Zack. 567 00:22:31,409 --> 00:22:32,944 Everyone should be cheering his name. 568 00:22:33,044 --> 00:22:34,779 Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack! 569 00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:37,382 ALL: Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack! 570 00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:38,816 -Yeah! -(chanting) 571 00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:40,218 Whatever you do, don't check his old tweets. 572 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,919 -We don't care. We don't want to know. -(laughter) 573 00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,088 He's our hero. We're keeping him. 574 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,090 And how amazing is it? 575 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,525 How amazing is this for the story 576 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,762 that Zack is a security camera installer? 577 00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:54,232 That's what he does for a living. 578 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,334 Yes, he was installing a security camera 579 00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:57,802 when this happened. Huh? 580 00:22:57,902 --> 00:22:59,704 So if the city had hired Zack 581 00:22:59,804 --> 00:23:01,739 to fix their busted-ass subway cameras, 582 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,508 then maybe Zack wouldn't have to get them out of this mess 583 00:23:03,608 --> 00:23:04,909 in the first place! 584 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:09,547 (applause) 585 00:23:09,647 --> 00:23:11,916 Yeah. 586 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:16,120 And so I say now that Zack Tahhan is a New York City hero, 587 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,890 it's time to honor him the New York City way-- 588 00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:21,359 by naming an absolutely disgusting sandwich 589 00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:22,894 -at a deli after him. -(laughter) 590 00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:24,495 It's gonna be like, 591 00:23:24,595 --> 00:23:28,266 "Oh, what? You want a ham and egg and marinara sauce 592 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,368 "on buttered rye? Yeah? 593 00:23:30,468 --> 00:23:32,370 "All right, one Zack Tahhan coming up! 594 00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:34,372 Let's get it right up, people!" 595 00:23:34,472 --> 00:23:37,075 -(applause) -"It's coming, it's coming." 596 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:42,914 So... thank you. 597 00:23:43,014 --> 00:23:46,985 Thank you to Zack, thank you to all the New Yorkers 598 00:23:47,085 --> 00:23:48,653 who stepped up on the subway yesterday 599 00:23:48,753 --> 00:23:51,456 because this event turned out a whole lot better 600 00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:52,957 than it could have. 601 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,392 And you know whatever this guy intended 602 00:23:54,492 --> 00:23:56,761 to do to New York, it didn't work. Yeah? 603 00:23:56,861 --> 00:23:58,630 Because let me tell you, man, New York is a tough place. 604 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,232 After 9/11, New York bounced back. 605 00:24:01,332 --> 00:24:03,401 After Hurricane Sandy, New York bounced back. 606 00:24:03,501 --> 00:24:04,669 After COVID, people were like, 607 00:24:04,769 --> 00:24:06,571 "Oh, New York is never going to come back. 608 00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:08,806 Oh, get out while you can, Trevor." 609 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,274 It's come back! 610 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:13,077 -(applause and cheering) -It always comes back. 611 00:24:13,177 --> 00:24:15,747 Yeah. 612 00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:18,850 People were like, "Oh, all the places are going to be empty." 613 00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,518 Yo, people have moved back in, 614 00:24:20,618 --> 00:24:23,221 -rents are higher than ever before. -(laughter) 615 00:24:23,321 --> 00:24:24,856 Yeah, I don't know why I said that like it's a good thing, 616 00:24:24,956 --> 00:24:29,894 but still, the point is, this city keeps coming back, 617 00:24:29,994 --> 00:24:32,830 and that's what makes it the greatest city in the world. 618 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,232 -(cheers and applause) -Don't go away, 619 00:24:34,332 --> 00:24:38,036 Jerrod Carmichael joins us right after the break. 620 00:24:38,136 --> 00:24:40,171 (applause and cheering) 621 00:24:44,809 --> 00:24:46,844 (cheering and applause) 622 00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:52,750 Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight 623 00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:55,886 is the talented comedian and actor Jerrod Carmichael. 624 00:24:55,986 --> 00:24:57,922 He's here to talk about his revealing 625 00:24:58,022 --> 00:25:00,791 and deeply personal new HBO comedy special, 626 00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:02,326 Rothaniel. 627 00:25:02,426 --> 00:25:04,528 Uh, I-I'm very, very thankful 628 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:08,232 for all of the, uh, the Black ladies in my life, 629 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,568 you know, who supported me through that. 630 00:25:10,668 --> 00:25:13,337 -(cheering and applause) -Through all of it. 631 00:25:13,437 --> 00:25:14,739 All of it. 632 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:18,309 They're not... They're not homophobic at all. 633 00:25:18,409 --> 00:25:20,077 They're racist as a mother(bleep). 634 00:25:20,177 --> 00:25:23,247 They don't like that had a white boyfriend. 635 00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,583 -WOMAN: Uh-oh. -See? 636 00:25:25,683 --> 00:25:28,986 See right there? You see that change? 637 00:25:29,086 --> 00:25:32,623 "You can be gay, but, nigga, what?" 638 00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:35,126 Please welcome Jerrod Carmichael. 639 00:25:35,226 --> 00:25:37,728 -(cheering and applause) -♪ ♪ 640 00:25:39,063 --> 00:25:41,132 CARMICHAEL: I wanted to hug with you here. 641 00:25:41,232 --> 00:25:42,733 -(Noah laughs) -I was like, 642 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,568 "I don't want to do, like, a TV hug." 643 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,771 I was like, "Let's do, like, the real thing." 644 00:25:46,871 --> 00:25:48,305 -Good to see you, bro. -How are you, man? 645 00:25:48,406 --> 00:25:49,740 Good to see you. 646 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,309 -(cheering and applause continue) -Hi, everyone. Hi, hi. 647 00:25:52,410 --> 00:25:54,178 Hi. Thank you. (laughs) 648 00:25:54,278 --> 00:25:55,846 Thank you. 649 00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:57,882 Wow, wow, wow. 650 00:25:57,982 --> 00:25:59,950 -That's nice. -Jerrod Carmichael. 651 00:26:00,051 --> 00:26:01,719 What a nice, warm hug. 652 00:26:01,819 --> 00:26:04,155 -I've missed you, man. It's been too long. -I've missed you, too. 653 00:26:04,255 --> 00:26:08,359 Congratulations on, uh, on not just... Man. 654 00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:10,227 You know, you've always been funny. 655 00:26:10,327 --> 00:26:11,662 -Oh, thanks. -I think you know this. 656 00:26:11,762 --> 00:26:13,364 And you've always been one of my favorite comedians. 657 00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:14,665 -Thanks. -And I think you know this. 658 00:26:14,765 --> 00:26:16,167 I don't say this just because you're here now. 659 00:26:16,267 --> 00:26:18,135 But, like, your special 660 00:26:18,235 --> 00:26:21,238 is one of the... 661 00:26:21,338 --> 00:26:22,807 I-It's a tightrope walk. 662 00:26:22,907 --> 00:26:24,775 -That's the best way I'd put it. -Oh, yeah. 663 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,010 You know, where you're watching comedy 664 00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:27,411 and you're watching somebody balancing, 665 00:26:27,511 --> 00:26:29,447 and-and there's a tightrope, but there's no net. 666 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:30,681 And there's moments where I was going like, 667 00:26:30,781 --> 00:26:32,049 "Oh, Jerrod, maybe you should just stop, man. 668 00:26:32,149 --> 00:26:33,384 -Don't say that. Don't..." -(laughs) 669 00:26:33,484 --> 00:26:34,752 And you say it, and you feel the crowd 670 00:26:34,852 --> 00:26:36,187 -going with you because they're shocked. -Yeah. 671 00:26:36,287 --> 00:26:38,723 They don't know ahead of time, and the crowd is shocked. 672 00:26:38,823 --> 00:26:40,358 -Yeah, yeah. -They've come to see Jerrod Carmichael, 673 00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:43,160 and then you go, "I'm gay, and my name's not even Jerrod." 674 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:45,262 Yeah, yeah, it's a lot. 675 00:26:45,363 --> 00:26:47,598 -It's a lot. It's... Yeah, it's a lot. -It is a lot. 676 00:26:47,698 --> 00:26:50,067 It's just, uh... Imagine how my therapist feels. 677 00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:51,969 Like, it's like... No, it was... 678 00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:53,871 It-it, um... 679 00:26:53,971 --> 00:26:55,473 (laughter) 680 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:57,208 Yeah, I don't know. It, uh... 681 00:26:57,308 --> 00:26:59,610 The... Like, I-I felt... 682 00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:01,812 I felt like 683 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,448 who am I to talk about all these other things, 684 00:27:04,548 --> 00:27:06,550 you know, out in the world? Like, you know. 685 00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:08,552 Actually, who am I? Let's start there. 686 00:27:08,652 --> 00:27:10,121 -(chuckles) Right? Like, who... -Oh, I love that, man. 687 00:27:10,221 --> 00:27:13,290 -I love that. -Like, that type of self-exploration, 688 00:27:13,391 --> 00:27:16,127 I think, comedy, uh, stand-up has room for. 689 00:27:16,227 --> 00:27:18,829 -Yes. -You know. Um, and it's so much. 690 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:22,533 I'm, like, so inundated with other forms of comedy 691 00:27:22,633 --> 00:27:26,070 that, uh, I just felt like a long-form interior story 692 00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,205 -would be... -You know, you talk in the special... 693 00:27:28,305 --> 00:27:30,408 You know that part where you talk about, like, your mom, 694 00:27:30,508 --> 00:27:31,676 and I related to that 695 00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,411 in that, like, your mom is very religious. 696 00:27:33,511 --> 00:27:35,446 -Yeah. -You and your mom were best friends. 697 00:27:35,546 --> 00:27:37,114 -Yeah. -You come out as gay, 698 00:27:37,214 --> 00:27:38,616 and-and then your mom goes, 699 00:27:38,716 --> 00:27:41,919 "I can't... I don't know how to decipher, 'cause I'm... 700 00:27:42,019 --> 00:27:43,120 "Jesus on the one hand 701 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,488 "and how I've been taught religion 702 00:27:44,588 --> 00:27:45,956 -and then you on the other hand." -Mm-hmm. 703 00:27:46,057 --> 00:27:47,958 But you're processing that in real time. 704 00:27:48,059 --> 00:27:49,827 Wh-Why did you choose to do that instead of going, 705 00:27:49,927 --> 00:27:51,162 "You know what, I'll figure this out and then, 706 00:27:51,262 --> 00:27:53,064 five years down the line, I'll do a special about it"? 707 00:27:53,164 --> 00:27:56,033 Well-well, it's something I-I... 708 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:59,170 When, you know-- For all of life's problems, 709 00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:03,007 you don't know if or when you'll ever have the answer, 710 00:28:03,107 --> 00:28:07,078 um, using the profession that we chose. 711 00:28:07,178 --> 00:28:08,946 -Mm-hmm. -Like, I talk about my life. 712 00:28:09,046 --> 00:28:11,549 I don't know. I-I have a opportunity to go 713 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:14,552 and make it into, uh, a show. 714 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,253 (chuckles): And so I did it. 715 00:28:16,354 --> 00:28:19,590 Yeah, like, it-it-- Uh, in real ti-- I mean, to me, 716 00:28:19,690 --> 00:28:21,225 that's what makes it... 717 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,627 I mean, it's interesting, in a-- i-in a way. 718 00:28:23,728 --> 00:28:25,029 I mean, 719 00:28:25,129 --> 00:28:26,864 you know, it's kind of like music, I think, 720 00:28:26,964 --> 00:28:29,266 in that, like, it captures a moment. 721 00:28:29,367 --> 00:28:30,701 Like, just like a-a-- It's-- 722 00:28:30,801 --> 00:28:32,703 The-the emotion is more specific 723 00:28:32,803 --> 00:28:34,772 -because it's happening i-in real time. -Mm-hmm. 724 00:28:34,872 --> 00:28:37,942 Because it's actual things that I'm feeling and going through. 725 00:28:38,042 --> 00:28:40,111 Like... 726 00:28:40,211 --> 00:28:43,247 Yeah, I think I-I kind of thought of it like an album, 727 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,315 in a way. 728 00:28:44,415 --> 00:28:47,151 I-I loved how it felt 729 00:28:47,251 --> 00:28:49,153 not just like you were processing it. 730 00:28:49,253 --> 00:28:51,455 It-it felt like you made us, the audience, 731 00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:53,190 process it with you at the same time. 732 00:28:53,290 --> 00:28:54,525 That's what I loved about it. 733 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,594 -Yeah. -Because-because, you know, sometimes you watch 734 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,462 -a show and it's neatly tied up in a bow. -Yeah. 735 00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:00,598 And then when I was watching this, I was sitting at home 736 00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:02,900 going like, "Ah, Jerrod, how do I help you fix this?" 737 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,302 -Because it's happening. No, really. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 738 00:29:05,403 --> 00:29:08,305 By-by the way, hold on. I-I think it's funny, too, 739 00:29:08,406 --> 00:29:10,908 and I should say that because I can feel-- 740 00:29:11,008 --> 00:29:12,576 If you haven't seen it, like, people were just like, 741 00:29:12,677 --> 00:29:17,415 "Jesus Christ, he just tells us all of his... problems? 742 00:29:17,515 --> 00:29:19,083 And then it's my problem?" 743 00:29:19,183 --> 00:29:20,718 You know, like, it's like... (chuckles) 744 00:29:20,818 --> 00:29:22,053 I think it's kind of funny. 745 00:29:22,153 --> 00:29:24,522 (laughing) 746 00:29:24,622 --> 00:29:26,190 It's also amazing though, because you-- 747 00:29:26,290 --> 00:29:28,159 we're in the thing. You could feel it in the-- 748 00:29:28,259 --> 00:29:29,960 -in the room, for instance. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 749 00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:31,896 You-you could feel the audience with you. 750 00:29:31,996 --> 00:29:34,432 I-I-- You know, even-even how you... 751 00:29:34,532 --> 00:29:37,001 In-in, honestly, the most natural, seamless way, 752 00:29:37,101 --> 00:29:39,670 you even delve into homophobia 753 00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:41,372 just, like, in the Black community, for instance. 754 00:29:41,472 --> 00:29:43,207 -You know what I mean? -Yeah, yeah. You trying coming out 755 00:29:43,307 --> 00:29:45,543 to a room full of Black people. That shit's hard, bro. 756 00:29:45,643 --> 00:29:47,211 Like... (laughing) 757 00:29:47,311 --> 00:29:49,080 It was like, "Ooh." (chuckles) There was a lot of... 758 00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:51,582 Yeah, no, no. Just going into it, 759 00:29:51,682 --> 00:29:53,651 because you can-- you can feel, like, the reaction 760 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:54,985 is kind of shocking, you know, 761 00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:57,421 people who were fans of mine or people who knew me. 762 00:29:57,521 --> 00:30:01,092 Some people in my-my personal life didn't know. 763 00:30:01,192 --> 00:30:03,961 -Uh, and so... -Did tho-- did those people feel like 764 00:30:04,061 --> 00:30:05,329 you betrayed them in some way? 765 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,131 Did they feel like you tricked them? 766 00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:08,399 Yeah, well, here's the thing. 767 00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:11,001 Uh, how much time we got? Like... 768 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:13,270 like-like, it's... (chuckles) 769 00:30:13,371 --> 00:30:15,139 Yeah, in-in a way, I did, right? 770 00:30:15,239 --> 00:30:17,241 Like, I was-- I was in the closet 771 00:30:17,341 --> 00:30:21,045 and... a bit duplicitous by nature 772 00:30:21,145 --> 00:30:24,215 of, like, I was lying about certain aspects of my being 773 00:30:24,315 --> 00:30:26,283 just out of-- I mean, I could justify it 774 00:30:26,384 --> 00:30:27,985 and say it's for self-protection 775 00:30:28,085 --> 00:30:29,453 and it's definitely because I was scared. 776 00:30:29,553 --> 00:30:31,255 But, you know, there-there-- 777 00:30:31,355 --> 00:30:34,759 I-I think my friendships are able to be 778 00:30:34,859 --> 00:30:37,428 -actually actual friendships now. -Mm-hmm. 779 00:30:37,528 --> 00:30:39,797 Like, my relationships are actually real now 780 00:30:39,897 --> 00:30:41,365 because I'm not hiding anything. 781 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,267 Because I don't have, like, a hand behind my back. 782 00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:45,603 -I love that, man. -You can't give someone a full hug, 783 00:30:45,703 --> 00:30:47,204 you know, if you're, like, concealing something. 784 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:50,207 -So, yeah, for what that's worth. -That's beautiful. Wow. 785 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:53,110 -(applause and cheering) -Yeah. -The, um... 786 00:30:57,181 --> 00:31:00,718 I feel like the special showed us a different side of you. 787 00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:02,386 I've seen that side of you as a person before. 788 00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,355 But it was almost like that was the side 789 00:31:04,455 --> 00:31:05,956 that you just chose to fully expose. 790 00:31:06,057 --> 00:31:08,125 What I was really intrigued by 791 00:31:08,225 --> 00:31:10,294 was the fact that you kept in the moments 792 00:31:10,394 --> 00:31:12,363 where you spoke to the audience in the special. 793 00:31:12,463 --> 00:31:13,731 -Mm. -'Cause there was a point where... 794 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:15,232 -I mean, we saw that in the clip. -Yeah. 795 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:17,101 But there's literally points where the audience just goes 796 00:31:17,201 --> 00:31:19,270 "Hey, man." Like one of the most poignant things-- 797 00:31:19,370 --> 00:31:20,705 -and I wanted to ask you about that was-- -Yeah. 798 00:31:20,805 --> 00:31:24,408 the audience member said to you, "You say it took you time 799 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,310 -"to accept yourself and to come out." -Mm-hmm. 800 00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:28,512 And they said, "Have you thought about maybe 801 00:31:28,612 --> 00:31:30,648 "you should be able to give your mom time 802 00:31:30,748 --> 00:31:32,116 -to accept what is happening?" -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 803 00:31:32,216 --> 00:31:33,984 And you gave a very beautiful answer. 804 00:31:34,085 --> 00:31:35,820 People should just watch it to get it. 805 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,556 What I wanted to ask you off of that was, 806 00:31:38,656 --> 00:31:40,424 has your mom watched the special? 807 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,426 Has your family watched? Has anyone watched the special, 808 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,662 and then had, like, a different perspective? 809 00:31:44,762 --> 00:31:47,865 Or have they said, "Man, I didn't think of it that way 810 00:31:47,965 --> 00:31:51,569 until I watched you say it like this"? 811 00:31:51,669 --> 00:31:55,873 Um... my niece reached out. 812 00:31:55,973 --> 00:31:58,809 So I guess I made the special. 813 00:31:58,909 --> 00:32:01,779 Um, a lot of what's in the special is that I'm gay. 814 00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:05,149 And it's a thing that's... that goes largely unacknowledged 815 00:32:05,249 --> 00:32:07,885 in my family, right, for whatever reasons. 816 00:32:07,985 --> 00:32:09,787 Religious reasons. 817 00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,789 Um... 818 00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:15,292 and my niece texted me. 819 00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:17,828 Probably I guess it came out at midnight. 820 00:32:17,928 --> 00:32:21,799 By 1:00 or 2:00 a.m., she sent me a text, uh, 821 00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:23,901 just saying, uh, uh, 822 00:32:24,001 --> 00:32:25,403 "I'm very happy for you. 823 00:32:25,503 --> 00:32:27,204 "Thanks for saying how you feel. 824 00:32:27,304 --> 00:32:30,274 I'm glad you did it so I don't have to wonder." 825 00:32:30,374 --> 00:32:33,678 Um, and it was very... It was really beautiful. 826 00:32:33,778 --> 00:32:37,214 It was the kind of sense of acknowledgment 827 00:32:37,314 --> 00:32:40,718 -that I think I was seeking in many ways. -Mm-hmm. 828 00:32:40,818 --> 00:32:42,720 Um, and that was really beautiful. 829 00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:45,289 And I'm focusing on that, because you know, 830 00:32:45,389 --> 00:32:49,493 the rift with my family is real, and it happens, 831 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,264 and it's something that you learn to kind of deal with. 832 00:32:53,364 --> 00:32:57,802 Life kind of sometimes can be a bit bittersweet, 833 00:32:57,902 --> 00:32:59,403 um, because at a time in my life 834 00:32:59,503 --> 00:33:01,338 where I'm receiving a lot of love, 835 00:33:01,439 --> 00:33:03,507 there's a certain amount of isolation 836 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,243 -that I'm enduring, I guess. -Mm-hmm. 837 00:33:06,344 --> 00:33:08,746 Um, I'm saying all of that to say 838 00:33:08,846 --> 00:33:12,683 that my niece's love and response was very beautiful, 839 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,485 and it gave me a lot of hope, 840 00:33:14,585 --> 00:33:17,455 and, um... and I'm very thankful for her. 841 00:33:17,555 --> 00:33:19,056 I'm very, very thankful for her. 842 00:33:19,156 --> 00:33:21,492 -(applause) -Yeah. 843 00:33:21,592 --> 00:33:23,461 -I'm thankful for you, my man. -Thank you, bro. 844 00:33:23,561 --> 00:33:25,296 -And I mean that. -This is nice. I'm really happy for you. 845 00:33:25,396 --> 00:33:27,198 -This is really nice. -It's been so long. 846 00:33:27,298 --> 00:33:28,833 -I'm glad to see you again. -Thank you. 847 00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:31,068 Congratulations on everything. Congrat... SNL was amazing. 848 00:33:31,168 --> 00:33:32,670 -Oh, thanks, bro. -Congratulations on the special. 849 00:33:32,770 --> 00:33:34,405 -Thank you. -People, if you haven't seen it, 850 00:33:34,505 --> 00:33:36,307 you need to go and watch it. 851 00:33:36,407 --> 00:33:39,543 Jerrod's comedy special, truly a special, Rothaniel, 852 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,845 is streaming now on HBO Max. 853 00:33:40,945 --> 00:33:42,246 We're gonna take a quick break, 854 00:33:42,346 --> 00:33:44,782 -but we'll be right back after this. -Yeah. 855 00:33:44,882 --> 00:33:46,917 (applause and cheering) 856 00:33:52,202 --> 00:33:54,171 Well, that's our show for tonight. 857 00:33:54,271 --> 00:33:56,440 Thank you so much for tuning in, but before we go, 858 00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,074 Team Rubicon mobilizes veterans 859 00:33:58,175 --> 00:34:01,778 to help people prepare, respond and recover from disasters. 860 00:34:01,878 --> 00:34:03,313 They're on the ground right now 861 00:34:03,413 --> 00:34:06,183 supporting internally displaced persons inside Ukraine. 862 00:34:06,283 --> 00:34:09,286 So if you can, please donate at the link below 863 00:34:09,386 --> 00:34:10,720 to support them in their work. 864 00:34:10,821 --> 00:34:13,557 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, and remember. 865 00:34:13,657 --> 00:34:16,259 If you've lost anything in New York recently, 866 00:34:16,359 --> 00:34:19,496 ask Zack because he's got the best eyes in town. 867 00:34:19,596 --> 00:34:22,432 -(applause and cheering) -Now here it is-- Your Moment of Zen.