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ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
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the only city in America,
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it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight,
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migrants go to Washington,
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RiRi is showing off
her baby bump,
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and Jerrod Carmichael.
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This is
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
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(cheering and applause)
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Well, hello, everybody.
Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
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Thank you so much for tuning in.
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You are my live studio audience.
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Look at you guys.
Live studio audience!
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Wow. Is that guy alive?
Somebody shake him.
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All right, he's alive.
We're good.
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All right, take a seat,
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Thank you so much
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We've got a really fun show
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One of the hottest comedians,
Jerrod Carmichael,
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is joining me on the show today.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
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And we're gonna be talking
about the big story in New York
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that's got everyone talking.
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But before that, let's jump
straight into today's headlines.
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All right, our first story
kicks off in Texas,
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easily one of my favorite states
to visit.
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Yeah.
The last time I went to Texas,
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Ted Cruz took me out to all
of his favorite restaurants.
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Yeah.
And everything had spit in it,
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but it was still delicious.
It really was.
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So I'm definitely going back.
But over the past few years,
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Texas's governor
has been scaling back
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the state's hospitality,
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particularly
towards undocumented immigrants.
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He's had them arrested.
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He's called out
the National Guard.
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He even told citizens
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to "take matters
into their own hands."
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Yeah. But last week,
Governor Abbott,
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he took things
to a whole new level
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when he decided to start busing
illegal immigrants from Texas
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all the way to Washington, D.C.
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Yeah. As a way to hit back
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at the Biden administration's
immigration policies.
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And now the first bus
has arrived.
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About an hour ago,
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the first bus
full of migrants from Texas
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arrived
right outside the Fox bureau
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in Washington, D.C.
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NEWSMAN: This bus took off
from Del Rio, Texas.
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It left Saturday at 4:00 p.m.,
I'm told,
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and has traveled for over three
days straight to get here.
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There's a group from Nicaragua.
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I also spoke to six young men
from Venezuela.
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I asked them
what they wanted to do next.
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They said
they wanted to go to Miami.
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And I asked
if they were gonna get there.
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They said they didn't know.
They're here in this country.
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They're willing to work hard.
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NEWSWOMAN: We're here in
the food court at Union Station,
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where a lot of them have been
getting something to eat
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because this was
a 34-hour bus ride.
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They said they are very excited
to be here.
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They feel welcome.
They said that they know
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that they are a prop
in all of this,
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but they wanted to come anyway.
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You know,
I don't care what anyone says.
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America's one of the craziest
countries in the world.
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Because what is happening here,
people?
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Do you see?
Like, what is happening here?
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One day, the governor's building
a wall to keep immigrants out,
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and the next day,
he's giving them a free ride
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to the Capitol?
What are you doing?
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Like, I-I also don't think that
he fully thought this through.
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Because if you're trying
to deter immigrants,
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don't you think this sends
a-a mixed message? No? Huh?
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Yeah, because you realize,
they're gonna be calling home
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like, "Yo,
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"they captured me, and they
took me to Washington, D.C.
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"Hey, I think
I'm gonna meet the president.
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"Oh, man. You guys got to come
over as quick as you can.
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Say-say Greg Abbott sent you,
man. It's crazy."
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(laughter)
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Also, of all of the places
to drop the people off,
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you chose
Fox News's headquarters in D.C.?
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Really? How are you gonna
do that to Fox News, man?
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Those people
are already terrified
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of imaginary immigrants.
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Now what are they gonna do
when the real ones show up?
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Those people are panicking.
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(applause)
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Imagine that, like, everyone
showing up to the Fox bureau.
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I bet in that office,
everyone was screaming like,
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"Oh, my God,
the caravan is here!"
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"What?
I thought we made that up."
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"I thought so, too!"
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(laughter and applause)
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It's also interesting
that the immigrants know
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that they're being used
as pawns,
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but they're willing to get
shipped out of Texas anyway.
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I like that. And I like
their honesty. They're like,
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"Yeah, we get what's happening
here, but we're fine."
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I guess maybe they just prefer
to be in a state
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with a reliable power grid.
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That's what they were going for,
you know?
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I also don't think this is
actually gonna personally annoy
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Joy... Joe Biden. You know?
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I don't think
it's personally gonna annoy him.
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It was like, "We're gonna
do this to get Joe Biden."
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What-What's it gonna do to him?
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What, you think Joe Biden
is gonna be, what,
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waiting to get into the club?
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And then he's gonna be like,
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"Damn, I'm behind,
15 Nicaraguan dudes.
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Oh, oh, man,
I'm never gonna get in."
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That's not gonna happen.
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Joe Biden doesn't wait in lines
for the club.
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The man goes to bed
after Jeopardy!
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Keeps things moving.
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But let's move on
to our next story,
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which is about pregnancy. Yes.
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You know,
how most of us were born.
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For a long time--
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You know who you are.
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For a long time,
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society has had
a really weird relationship
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with pregnant women.
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You know? 'Cause,
on the one hand, it'll be like,
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"Ah, beautiful mother
bringing life into the world."
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But then, on the other hand,
society will be like,
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"Ah! I don't want to see it! Ah!
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Can't you breastfeed
without your boobs? Mah!"
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Well, now one of the world's
biggest superstars
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is trying to help reshape how
society looks at pregnant women.
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NEWSWOMAN: A first look at
Rihanna on the cover of Vogue,
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photographed by Annie Leibovitz,
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sharing details
of her high-fashion pregnancy,
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saying...
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The music superstar has
been redefining maternity wear
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since her pregnancy announcement
in January,
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telling the magazine,
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"I'm hoping
that we were able to redefine
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what's considered decent
for pregnant women,"
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adding, "My body is doing
incredible things right now
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and I'm not going
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-Yeah! What?
-(cheering and applause)
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You tell them, RiRi!
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I love that.
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You know what?
I couldn't agree with her more.
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Like, women should show off
that they're pregnant.
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Like, that's the most amazing
thing in the world.
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Think about it-- you're growing
a person inside of you.
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You basically turn into a studio
apartment for nine months.
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That's incredible.
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Like, I-- like, I don't
even enjoy having people over
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at my place
for more than a few hours.
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I can't imagine
making that decision.
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Can you imagine
if a friend was like,
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"Yo, dude, would it be cool
if I crash in your stomach
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"for, like, nine months and
then leave through your vagina?
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"Yeah? No?
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"All right, how 'bout
I just lean on the couch? Yeah?
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I'll stay on the couch, dude."
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I actually can't ever believe
that women were made
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to feel ashamed of any part
of getting pregnant.
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That's, like,
one of the strangest things
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you think about in society.
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'Cause let me tell you
something, man.
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If guys grew babies
in our balls,
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we'd show that shit off
everywhere.
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Yeah, our maternity pants would
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We'd be like,
"Four months. Four months.
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"You see that? Four months.
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We're doing this."
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So I actually think...
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I actually think
it's pretty dope to have someone
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as influential and famous as
Rihanna trying to destigmatize
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the pregnant body
in everyday life as well.
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'Cause whatever Rihanna does,
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people will follow. You know?
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I mean, look at what she did
for umbrellas.
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Before that,
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we were just getting wet.
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In fact, you know what--
you know what should happen?
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After pregnancy,
after pregnancy,
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I hope that Rihanna will pick
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another societal issue
to destigmatize.
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You know? I hope that issue
is something important,
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like-like picking wedgies out
of our butts in public.
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No, you-you-you guys,
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this-- No, this is a bigger deal
than people want to admit.
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I don't know about you,
but I'm sick of doing that thing
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where I put my hand in my pocket
like I'm looking for my keys
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but then I'm secretly picking
my underwear out from my ass.
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Why am I ashamed?
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Why is any of us ashamed, huh?
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Think about-- Statistically
speaking, right now,
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half of this audience,
your-- you-- right now,
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you have a wedgie. Right now.
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Right now. Yeah.
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And you're afraid
to take it out.
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(applause)
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Right now.
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So, please,
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Rihanna, when you're ready,
we need this.
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All right, let's move on,
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because our final story
is about school.
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Yeah. It's where you learn
important life skills
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like how to get hit
by a dodgeball.
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I actually use that
in the office every day.
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There are a lot of controversies
about schools right now,
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you know, from the books
that students read
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to the subjects
that teachers teach
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to Meredith getting cast as
the lead in the spring musical
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when, clearly,
Allison is the better singer
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but Meredith's mom
runs the arts committee
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so you know how that goes.
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But in Pennsylvania,
they don't give a shit
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about any of those issues. No.
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They're arguing about lunch.
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Parents are angry over what
they call the lunch police.
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A school in Pennsylvania says
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they will search
students' lunches
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to confiscate their snacks.
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The district says
students have been bringing
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an excessive amount of chips,
candy and soda.
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Students will only be allowed
now to bring
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one small bag of chips
and one soda.
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Anything bigger or more
will be thrown away.
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Parents criticize the decision,
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saying the school has no right
to limit what a student eats.
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They also say students would
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if school lunches were bigger.
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Hmm.
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This is a--
It's an interesting one.
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It's an interesting one.
Look, look, on the one hand,
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I-I get
what the school is doing.
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Junk food addiction
is a real problem.
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You know? Yeah, I had
a cousin who loved Pringles.
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And once-once he popped...
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That was it. He couldn't...
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he-he.. he couldn't stop.
He couldn't stop.
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He tried, but he couldn't
stop... (muttering gibberish)
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Oh, I'm gonna miss you, Thabiso.
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I miss you so much.
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So I get putting some sort
of limit on the sugar.
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You know,
sugar makes kids go crazy.
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They can't concentrate. Like, if
they're all hopped up on sugar,
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how are they supposed to learn
that racism ended in 1965?
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They can't concentrate.
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They can't think.
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But I will say this.
I also agree with the parents.
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This seems like another example
of school overreach.
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Like, American schools
keep imposing all sorts
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of crazy restrictions.
You know, it's like,
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"Oh, which food can you eat?"
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"What can you wear?"
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"How many guns can you bring?"
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And we're in America,
goddamn it!
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It's not North Korea.
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I mean, it's one thing
to make the rule,
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but searching kids for snacks--
that's a violation of privacy.
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Not to mention a health risk.
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'Cause now what are the kids
going to do?
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Probably going
to be sneaking cans of Sprite
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inside their butts
like bags of heroin.
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All right, that's it for
the headlines, but before we go,
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let's check in
on the stock market
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with our good finance expert
Michael Kosta, everybody.
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-(applause and cheering)
-Thank you.
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-Michael?
-Thank you. So...
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-What's, uh...?
-The, uh...
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What's going on
in the market today, man?
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Yeah, so, the markets...
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I mean, look, inflation...
Actually, that last story.
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You know,
that reminded me a lot...
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-We'll get to this in a second,
but the school lunches. -Yeah.
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You know, I, uh, I remember
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being a kid
and feeling this way.
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'Cause I used to get beat up
every day at school
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for my brunch money, right?
I went to private school.
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But, um, here's the question
that no one is asking, right?
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These confiscated chips,
candies and sodas--
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where are they going,
everybody? Okay?
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I got an answer for you.
I bet you
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it's the lunch ladies
that are grabbing 'em
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because they're not going
to eat the shit they're cooking.
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-Am I right? So, right?
-You're onto something, man.
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That's another thing.
I'll get to this in a second.
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But you know,
when I was a kid, Trevor,
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and I used to have food left
on my plate,
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my mom would say,
"Hey, you better eat that.
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Kids are starving in Africa."
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And I used to say to her,
"Look, Mom,
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"someday I'm going to work
for an African, okay?
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"And I am going to ask that
African." So, I'm just gonna...
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For a sec, if I got you
while you're here, I mean...
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When I would finish
my mom's tuna casserole, like,
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were you feeling that?
You know what I mean? Like...
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(laughter)
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-(applause)
-But I mean, it's not...
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-That's not how it worked.
-But my mom would...
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I never... I think
it was about gratitude.
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-It's not how it worked.
-Oh.
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Like, we didn't know whether you
finished your food or not. It...
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(laughter)
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All right, so I guess
you're calling my mom
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-a liar or something,
but-but I... -No, No.
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Look, look, it seems to me,
Trevor, that the only thing
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these schools aren't
confiscating are guns, you know.
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I mean, they're looking
through the backpack like,
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"Oh, here's a rifle.
You can keep that.
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"Here's handgun.
You can keep that.
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"Oh, my God, what the hell
is this? Sour Patch Kids?
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You know sugar kills,
Chandler, right?"
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All right, Kosta, what's
happening in the stock market?
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Okay, okay,
this is simple, okay?
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I crush it at the stocks, dude.
All right, look. This is...
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Everyone doesn't figure this
out. You need to buy here, okay?
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And when you look,
take a step back,
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and you can see when
you buy here, it's going up.
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Now, you don't want
to buy right here, okay? Right?
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Now, the companies in green,
Trevor--
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and I'm just realizing this.
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Buy the green, right?
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Red, you don't want
to do that shit.
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You get it? Okay?
It's simple, dude.
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Yeah, but you're trying
to predict the future.
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-This is not hap... -Trevor,
if you take a step back...
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Like, let's go
with this green squiggly line
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right here, right?
If you buy right there,
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you know,
and then you sell there,
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you see what...
you see what I am saying?
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It's simple, dude.
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Dude, how much money have you
invested in the stock market?
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Uh, I do crypto, right? So...
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Which reminds me. Can I sleep
at the studio tonight
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-'cause I...? -You know,
you said you were an expert.
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-Michael Kosta, everybody.
-(applause and cheering)
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-You said you were an expert
on money. -Oh. Okay.
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All right, we got
to take a quick break,
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but when we come back, we're
going to meet one of the heroes
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from the New York
subway shooting,
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and Jerrod Carmichael is
joining us on the show,
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so don't go away.
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(applause and cheering)
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You said you were an expert.
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(cheering and applause)
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Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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For those who don't know,
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The Daily Show
is based in New York City,
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which is easily
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America's
most famous pigeon toilet.
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Now, on a normal day
in New York City,
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millions of people
take the subway to work.
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But yesterday
was far from a normal day.
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NEWSMAN: The morning rush hour
quickly turning to chaos
368
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when police say
a gunman put on a gas mask
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and opened fire.
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NEWSMAN 2:
At about 8:30 a.m., Tuesday,
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panicked passengers
on a Manhattan-bound train
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fled for their lives
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after a gunman
set off a smoke bomb,
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then fired more than 30 rounds
into the crowd.
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(indistinct chatter)
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In another car,
video shows riders
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trapped
in a thick cloud of smoke,
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waiting for the train
to pull into the station.
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Passengers were seen
dragging each other to safety
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or performing first aid
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while others fled
to the street above.
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Some good news
is that none of the injuries
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appear to be life-threatening.
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I get off the train.
The first thing I smell...
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The smoke
that hit me in the face
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was not normal train smoke.
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This was like,
something's burning.
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It's thick, it's heavy.
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Okay, first of all,
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thank God nobody died
in this attack.
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That's the main thing.
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Right? It's honestly a miracle,
in fact.
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And kudos to all the people who
stepped up to help each other
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in a crazy moment like this,
you know?
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'Cause you saw
the people helping,
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and they were, like,
assisting each other.
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You know, people always say
that New Yorkers are selfish
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and rude and won't lift a finger
for other people,
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and-and that's true.
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(laughter)
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00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,891
On a normal day.
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On a normal day, New Yorkers
are not trying to help anybody.
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00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,530
Like, I'll...
I-I actually remember...
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I actually remember
when I first moved to New York,
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I was walking one day
behind an old lady,
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and her shopping bag broke.
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And all her fruits
and vegetables rolled out.
408
00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:24,108
Right?
And then instead of helping her,
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everyone just, like,
bounced around the vegetables.
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00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:29,113
Like, everyone was just,
like, Dance Dance Revolutioning
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over the vegetables.
No one helped. No one.
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And as a South African,
I was like, "This is crazy.
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What are you doing?" Everyone
just carried on with their day.
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I was like,
"Yo, what a bunch of assholes."
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00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:40,024
So, then I bent down to, like,
pick up some of her stuff,
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00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,094
and she was like,
"Hey, don't touch my shit! Hey!"
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00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:44,696
(laughter and applause)
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I was like, "Okay, wow."
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Welcome to New York.
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00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,238
But one thing I'll say
about New York City
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as someone
who's been lucky enough
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00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,375
to live here now for seven years
423
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,344
is that when shit hits the fan,
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New Yorkers come together, man.
425
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,482
Always. Always.
Because in that train station,
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people weren't just trampling
other people.
427
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:09,921
They were carrying the injured.
They were performing first aid.
428
00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:12,423
Others were even looking
for the shooter.
429
00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:13,591
Looking for the shooter.
430
00:17:13,691 --> 00:17:15,126
One of the bravest things
you could do.
431
00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,961
You know? And that's one thing
I'll say about this city.
432
00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:18,463
You know, I-I don't know
how to explain this energy.
433
00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:19,797
People ask me,
"What is New York like?"
434
00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:22,867
New York is the best worst city
in the world.
435
00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:24,402
Yeah. It is.
436
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,670
(cheering and applause)
437
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,338
I don't know
how else to explain it.
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00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:29,140
It's the greatest city
I've ever lived in.
439
00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:32,310
And look, don't get it twisted.
440
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,811
This was a scary day
for New York,
441
00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:35,580
you know, because compared
to other big cities,
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00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,248
New York
is actually a very safe place,
443
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,484
and a mass shooting is not
a regular occurrence here.
444
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:40,985
They-they just don't happen.
445
00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:43,621
You know? So when something
like this happens on the subway,
446
00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:45,556
it affects all New Yorkers
447
00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:49,260
because the subway
is the lifeblood of New York.
448
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,262
You know? It connects everyone.
449
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,197
When it works.
450
00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:55,066
Don't-don't take it
on the weekend.
451
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,035
Don't-don't even try.
452
00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:58,436
Yeah, man, the subway's, like,
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one of the few places
in the world
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where y-you'll find...
455
00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:02,540
you'll find a homeless person
456
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,942
sitting
next to a Wall Street banker,
457
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,210
you know, whose deals
458
00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:07,712
probably helped make
that person homeless.
459
00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:08,980
-Like, it's...
-(laughter)
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00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,481
No, it's one of the few cities
in the world
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00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:11,582
where you can't ignore the fact
462
00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:12,984
that there are
other human beings
463
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:15,019
living a completely different
experience to yours
464
00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:16,154
but in the same place.
465
00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:17,555
That's what I think
makes it special.
466
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:19,757
You know? So, the good news is
467
00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:22,727
today they arrested
the suspected shooter,
468
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:25,563
-who apparently... Yeah.
-(cheering and applause)
469
00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:28,132
They arrested
the suspected shooter.
470
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:33,137
Who apparently drove here
from Philadelphia.
471
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,007
And, like, can I just say,
472
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:39,544
do not bring your shit
into New York, okay?
473
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:41,346
Like, I don't care who you are,
where you're from--
474
00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:43,614
-don't bring your shit
into New York. -(cheering)
475
00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:47,318
We don't need people bringing in
more problems from the outside.
476
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,619
We've already got enough going--
477
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,888
We don't even have a place
to put our garbage, okay?
478
00:18:50,989 --> 00:18:52,991
We're dealing with things.
479
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,159
Deal with that before we deal
with mass shootings.
480
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,694
Like, if you're thinking,
"Oh, I'm gonna go to New York
481
00:18:56,794 --> 00:18:58,730
and shake things up," trust me,
they're already shaken up.
482
00:18:58,830 --> 00:18:59,964
You're not helping.
483
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:02,033
Especially in the subway.
484
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,434
I don't know if you've
ever been on the subway,
485
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,703
but the subway's one place
where, even on a normal day,
486
00:19:05,803 --> 00:19:07,505
you never know
what's gonna happen.
487
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,574
Yeah, maybe you just listen
to your podcast
488
00:19:09,674 --> 00:19:10,842
and everything is normal
489
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,911
or maybe a rat
masturbates on your shoe.
490
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,382
Could be an uneventful ride.
491
00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:19,450
Or you could get pulled in
as a fourth member
492
00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,819
of a mariachi band.
You don't know.
493
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:24,856
Or, or this could be the day
that that liquid on the floor
494
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,358
-finally touches your shoe.
You don't know. -(groaning)
495
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,727
Yeah, you know the liquid.
You see? You know the liquid.
496
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:32,397
You know exactly what
I'm talking about.
497
00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:34,165
You never know.
498
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,604
Never know, man.
499
00:19:39,704 --> 00:19:41,272
There's a baby
selling Twizzlers.
500
00:19:41,372 --> 00:19:43,541
That-- The subway's
just happening.
501
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:47,312
And speaking-- and speaking
of the problems we have
502
00:19:47,412 --> 00:19:49,447
in New York City, they probably
could have found this guy
503
00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:52,684
even sooner if New York had
its shit together.
504
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:55,820
Because, first of all, the train
conductor tried to tell the cops
505
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,422
which way the shooter ran,
506
00:19:57,522 --> 00:19:58,823
but nobody could understand
'cause it was like...
507
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,959
(mimics muffled
P.A. announcement)
508
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,203
And then, when they tried
to check the security cameras,
509
00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:13,338
this happened.
510
00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:14,906
NEWSWOMAN:
None of the security cameras
511
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,975
inside the 36th Street station
512
00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:18,276
were transmitting pictures
513
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:21,212
as the train bearing the suspect
entered the station.
514
00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:24,048
Sources tell CBS 2
that cameras at the two stops
515
00:20:24,148 --> 00:20:26,417
on either side
of the 36th Street station,
516
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,553
45th Street and 25th Street,
517
00:20:28,653 --> 00:20:31,055
also had the same
connection problems.
518
00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:35,760
The MTA has approximately 10,000
cameras at its 472 stations.
519
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,697
All were operational
except those three, sources say.
520
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,833
(laughter)
521
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,536
Really?
522
00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:49,674
Really? Out of 10,000 cameras
in the subway system,
523
00:20:49,774 --> 00:20:53,611
the only three
that weren't working
524
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,446
are the ones
that could have helped? Really?
525
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:59,350
Oh, that's a crazy stroke
of bad luck if it were true.
526
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,285
Look, man, if you live
in New York, you know the truth.
527
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,988
The subway cameras never work.
None of them. Ever.
528
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,090
Yeah, that's why every station
has those signs that say
529
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:08,693
if you see something,
say something.
530
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,296
-'Cause they don't see anything.
-(applause)
531
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:14,032
They know their cameras
won't see shit!
532
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,769
We don't even know
if those are real cameras.
533
00:21:17,869 --> 00:21:19,570
I bet if you crack them open,
there's, like, chocolate inside.
534
00:21:19,671 --> 00:21:23,174
We don't know.
We assume it's a camera.
535
00:21:23,274 --> 00:21:24,742
But let's not get hung up
on the details here.
536
00:21:24,842 --> 00:21:26,944
The important thing
is that those cameras
537
00:21:27,045 --> 00:21:29,113
cost New York taxpayers
$800,000 each.
538
00:21:29,213 --> 00:21:31,783
Don't forget that.
That's all that matters.
539
00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:34,018
So you might be asking,
if the cameras weren't working,
540
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,253
how did they catch the guy?
541
00:21:35,353 --> 00:21:36,554
Well, I'll tell you how.
542
00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:39,691
New Yorkers,
we're our own cameras.
543
00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,859
NEWSWOMAN: Zack Tahhan, who was
installing surveillance cameras
544
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,395
on a business,
initially saw James.
545
00:21:44,495 --> 00:21:47,565
He knew that face that had
been circling on social media
546
00:21:47,665 --> 00:21:50,401
and he went with his gut,
flagging down police officers
547
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:53,638
on the street on First Avenue
near St. Mark's Place.
548
00:21:53,738 --> 00:21:56,507
And I was working and
I gashed him. God, thank God.
549
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,843
And he-- I--
When I see the bag and his--
550
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,045
He was walking on street.
I thought that he was--
551
00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:04,115
I see the car, police,
uh, come from street.
552
00:22:04,215 --> 00:22:06,084
Call the police.
"Yo! This is the guy!
553
00:22:06,184 --> 00:22:07,852
"He killed the seven people
from the Brooklyn!
554
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,187
"We have to catch him today!
555
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,155
If we don't want to catch him,
I kill him!"
556
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,624
Because this is the guy.
557
00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:15,026
Like, he killed seven people.
How it's gonna be like this?
558
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,961
And we ta-- we catch him.
559
00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:18,396
Thank God.
560
00:22:18,496 --> 00:22:20,064
-Thank you, guys.
-(cheering)
561
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,766
Thank you! Thank you!
562
00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:23,468
(cheering and applause)
563
00:22:23,568 --> 00:22:25,570
Now, that's I'm talking about!
564
00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,138
-What?
-(cheering and applause)
565
00:22:27,238 --> 00:22:29,674
-What?!
-(applause and cheering)
566
00:22:29,774 --> 00:22:31,309
That's what I'm talking about,
Zack.
567
00:22:31,409 --> 00:22:32,944
Everyone should be
cheering his name.
568
00:22:33,044 --> 00:22:34,779
Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack!
569
00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:37,382
ALL: Zack, Zack,
Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack!
570
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:38,816
-Yeah!
-(chanting)
571
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:40,218
Whatever you do,
don't check his old tweets.
572
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,919
-We don't care. We don't want
to know. -(laughter)
573
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,088
He's our hero.
We're keeping him.
574
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,090
And how amazing is it?
575
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,525
How amazing is this
for the story
576
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,762
that Zack is
a security camera installer?
577
00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:54,232
That's what he does
for a living.
578
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,334
Yes, he was installing
a security camera
579
00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:57,802
when this happened. Huh?
580
00:22:57,902 --> 00:22:59,704
So if the city had hired Zack
581
00:22:59,804 --> 00:23:01,739
to fix their busted-ass
subway cameras,
582
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,508
then maybe Zack wouldn't have
to get them out of this mess
583
00:23:03,608 --> 00:23:04,909
in the first place!
584
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:09,547
(applause)
585
00:23:09,647 --> 00:23:11,916
Yeah.
586
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:16,120
And so I say now that Zack
Tahhan is a New York City hero,
587
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,890
it's time to honor him
the New York City way--
588
00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:21,359
by naming an absolutely
disgusting sandwich
589
00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:22,894
-at a deli after him.
-(laughter)
590
00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:24,495
It's gonna be like,
591
00:23:24,595 --> 00:23:28,266
"Oh, what? You want a ham
and egg and marinara sauce
592
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,368
"on buttered rye? Yeah?
593
00:23:30,468 --> 00:23:32,370
"All right,
one Zack Tahhan coming up!
594
00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:34,372
Let's get it right up, people!"
595
00:23:34,472 --> 00:23:37,075
-(applause)
-"It's coming, it's coming."
596
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:42,914
So... thank you.
597
00:23:43,014 --> 00:23:46,985
Thank you to Zack,
thank you to all the New Yorkers
598
00:23:47,085 --> 00:23:48,653
who stepped up
on the subway yesterday
599
00:23:48,753 --> 00:23:51,456
because this event
turned out a whole lot better
600
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:52,957
than it could have.
601
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,392
And you know
whatever this guy intended
602
00:23:54,492 --> 00:23:56,761
to do to New York,
it didn't work. Yeah?
603
00:23:56,861 --> 00:23:58,630
Because let me tell you, man,
New York is a tough place.
604
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,232
After 9/11,
New York bounced back.
605
00:24:01,332 --> 00:24:03,401
After Hurricane Sandy,
New York bounced back.
606
00:24:03,501 --> 00:24:04,669
After COVID, people were like,
607
00:24:04,769 --> 00:24:06,571
"Oh, New York is never going
to come back.
608
00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:08,806
Oh, get out
while you can, Trevor."
609
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,274
It's come back!
610
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:13,077
-(applause and cheering)
-It always comes back.
611
00:24:13,177 --> 00:24:15,747
Yeah.
612
00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:18,850
People were like, "Oh, all the
places are going to be empty."
613
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,518
Yo, people have moved back in,
614
00:24:20,618 --> 00:24:23,221
-rents are higher
than ever before. -(laughter)
615
00:24:23,321 --> 00:24:24,856
Yeah, I don't know why I said
that like it's a good thing,
616
00:24:24,956 --> 00:24:29,894
but still, the point is,
this city keeps coming back,
617
00:24:29,994 --> 00:24:32,830
and that's what makes it
the greatest city in the world.
618
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,232
-(cheers and applause)
-Don't go away,
619
00:24:34,332 --> 00:24:38,036
Jerrod Carmichael joins us
right after the break.
620
00:24:38,136 --> 00:24:40,171
(applause and cheering)
621
00:24:44,809 --> 00:24:46,844
(cheering and applause)
622
00:24:49,847 --> 00:24:52,750
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight
623
00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:55,886
is the talented comedian
and actor Jerrod Carmichael.
624
00:24:55,986 --> 00:24:57,922
He's here to talk
about his revealing
625
00:24:58,022 --> 00:25:00,791
and deeply personal
new HBO comedy special,
626
00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:02,326
Rothaniel.
627
00:25:02,426 --> 00:25:04,528
Uh, I-I'm very, very thankful
628
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:08,232
for all of the, uh,
the Black ladies in my life,
629
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,568
you know,
who supported me through that.
630
00:25:10,668 --> 00:25:13,337
-(cheering and applause)
-Through all of it.
631
00:25:13,437 --> 00:25:14,739
All of it.
632
00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:18,309
They're not...
They're not homophobic at all.
633
00:25:18,409 --> 00:25:20,077
They're racist
as a mother(bleep).
634
00:25:20,177 --> 00:25:23,247
They don't like
that had a white boyfriend.
635
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,583
-WOMAN: Uh-oh.
-See?
636
00:25:25,683 --> 00:25:28,986
See right there?
You see that change?
637
00:25:29,086 --> 00:25:32,623
"You can be gay,
but, nigga, what?"
638
00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:35,126
Please welcome
Jerrod Carmichael.
639
00:25:35,226 --> 00:25:37,728
-(cheering and applause)
-♪ ♪
640
00:25:39,063 --> 00:25:41,132
CARMICHAEL:
I wanted to hug with you here.
641
00:25:41,232 --> 00:25:42,733
-(Noah laughs)
-I was like,
642
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,568
"I don't want to do,
like, a TV hug."
643
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,771
I was like, "Let's do,
like, the real thing."
644
00:25:46,871 --> 00:25:48,305
-Good to see you, bro.
-How are you, man?
645
00:25:48,406 --> 00:25:49,740
Good to see you.
646
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,309
-(cheering and applause
continue) -Hi, everyone. Hi, hi.
647
00:25:52,410 --> 00:25:54,178
Hi. Thank you.
(laughs)
648
00:25:54,278 --> 00:25:55,846
Thank you.
649
00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:57,882
Wow, wow, wow.
650
00:25:57,982 --> 00:25:59,950
-That's nice.
-Jerrod Carmichael.
651
00:26:00,051 --> 00:26:01,719
What a nice, warm hug.
652
00:26:01,819 --> 00:26:04,155
-I've missed you, man. It's been
too long. -I've missed you, too.
653
00:26:04,255 --> 00:26:08,359
Congratulations on, uh,
on not just... Man.
654
00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:10,227
You know,
you've always been funny.
655
00:26:10,327 --> 00:26:11,662
-Oh, thanks.
-I think you know this.
656
00:26:11,762 --> 00:26:13,364
And you've always been
one of my favorite comedians.
657
00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:14,665
-Thanks.
-And I think you know this.
658
00:26:14,765 --> 00:26:16,167
I don't say this
just because you're here now.
659
00:26:16,267 --> 00:26:18,135
But, like, your special
660
00:26:18,235 --> 00:26:21,238
is one of the...
661
00:26:21,338 --> 00:26:22,807
I-It's a tightrope walk.
662
00:26:22,907 --> 00:26:24,775
-That's the best way I'd put it.
-Oh, yeah.
663
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,010
You know,
where you're watching comedy
664
00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:27,411
and you're watching
somebody balancing,
665
00:26:27,511 --> 00:26:29,447
and-and there's a tightrope,
but there's no net.
666
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:30,681
And there's moments
where I was going like,
667
00:26:30,781 --> 00:26:32,049
"Oh, Jerrod,
maybe you should just stop, man.
668
00:26:32,149 --> 00:26:33,384
-Don't say that. Don't..."
-(laughs)
669
00:26:33,484 --> 00:26:34,752
And you say it,
and you feel the crowd
670
00:26:34,852 --> 00:26:36,187
-going with you
because they're shocked. -Yeah.
671
00:26:36,287 --> 00:26:38,723
They don't know ahead of time,
and the crowd is shocked.
672
00:26:38,823 --> 00:26:40,358
-Yeah, yeah. -They've come
to see Jerrod Carmichael,
673
00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:43,160
and then you go, "I'm gay,
and my name's not even Jerrod."
674
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:45,262
Yeah, yeah, it's a lot.
675
00:26:45,363 --> 00:26:47,598
-It's a lot. It's...
Yeah, it's a lot. -It is a lot.
676
00:26:47,698 --> 00:26:50,067
It's just, uh...
Imagine how my therapist feels.
677
00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:51,969
Like, it's like... No, it was...
678
00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:53,871
It-it, um...
679
00:26:53,971 --> 00:26:55,473
(laughter)
680
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:57,208
Yeah, I don't know. It, uh...
681
00:26:57,308 --> 00:26:59,610
The... Like, I-I felt...
682
00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:01,812
I felt like
683
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,448
who am I to talk
about all these other things,
684
00:27:04,548 --> 00:27:06,550
you know, out in the world?
Like, you know.
685
00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:08,552
Actually, who am I?
Let's start there.
686
00:27:08,652 --> 00:27:10,121
-(chuckles) Right? Like, who...
-Oh, I love that, man.
687
00:27:10,221 --> 00:27:13,290
-I love that. -Like,
that type of self-exploration,
688
00:27:13,391 --> 00:27:16,127
I think, comedy,
uh, stand-up has room for.
689
00:27:16,227 --> 00:27:18,829
-Yes.
-You know. Um, and it's so much.
690
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:22,533
I'm, like, so inundated
with other forms of comedy
691
00:27:22,633 --> 00:27:26,070
that, uh, I just felt
like a long-form interior story
692
00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,205
-would be... -You know,
you talk in the special...
693
00:27:28,305 --> 00:27:30,408
You know that part where you
talk about, like, your mom,
694
00:27:30,508 --> 00:27:31,676
and I related to that
695
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,411
in that, like,
your mom is very religious.
696
00:27:33,511 --> 00:27:35,446
-Yeah. -You and your mom
were best friends.
697
00:27:35,546 --> 00:27:37,114
-Yeah.
-You come out as gay,
698
00:27:37,214 --> 00:27:38,616
and-and then your mom goes,
699
00:27:38,716 --> 00:27:41,919
"I can't... I don't know
how to decipher, 'cause I'm...
700
00:27:42,019 --> 00:27:43,120
"Jesus on the one hand
701
00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,488
"and how I've been taught
religion
702
00:27:44,588 --> 00:27:45,956
-and then you
on the other hand." -Mm-hmm.
703
00:27:46,057 --> 00:27:47,958
But you're processing that
in real time.
704
00:27:48,059 --> 00:27:49,827
Wh-Why did you choose to do that
instead of going,
705
00:27:49,927 --> 00:27:51,162
"You know what,
I'll figure this out and then,
706
00:27:51,262 --> 00:27:53,064
five years down the line,
I'll do a special about it"?
707
00:27:53,164 --> 00:27:56,033
Well-well, it's something I-I...
708
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:59,170
When, you know--
For all of life's problems,
709
00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:03,007
you don't know if or when
you'll ever have the answer,
710
00:28:03,107 --> 00:28:07,078
um, using the profession
that we chose.
711
00:28:07,178 --> 00:28:08,946
-Mm-hmm.
-Like, I talk about my life.
712
00:28:09,046 --> 00:28:11,549
I don't know.
I-I have a opportunity to go
713
00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:14,552
and make it into, uh, a show.
714
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,253
(chuckles):
And so I did it.
715
00:28:16,354 --> 00:28:19,590
Yeah, like, it-it--
Uh, in real ti-- I mean, to me,
716
00:28:19,690 --> 00:28:21,225
that's what makes it...
717
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,627
I mean, it's interesting,
in a-- i-in a way.
718
00:28:23,728 --> 00:28:25,029
I mean,
719
00:28:25,129 --> 00:28:26,864
you know, it's
kind of like music, I think,
720
00:28:26,964 --> 00:28:29,266
in that, like,
it captures a moment.
721
00:28:29,367 --> 00:28:30,701
Like, just like a-a-- It's--
722
00:28:30,801 --> 00:28:32,703
The-the emotion is more specific
723
00:28:32,803 --> 00:28:34,772
-because it's happening
i-in real time. -Mm-hmm.
724
00:28:34,872 --> 00:28:37,942
Because it's actual things that
I'm feeling and going through.
725
00:28:38,042 --> 00:28:40,111
Like...
726
00:28:40,211 --> 00:28:43,247
Yeah, I think I-I kind of
thought of it like an album,
727
00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,315
in a way.
728
00:28:44,415 --> 00:28:47,151
I-I loved how it felt
729
00:28:47,251 --> 00:28:49,153
not just like
you were processing it.
730
00:28:49,253 --> 00:28:51,455
It-it felt like you made us,
the audience,
731
00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:53,190
process it with you
at the same time.
732
00:28:53,290 --> 00:28:54,525
That's what I loved about it.
733
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:56,594
-Yeah. -Because-because,
you know, sometimes you watch
734
00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,462
-a show and it's neatly tied up
in a bow. -Yeah.
735
00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:00,598
And then when I was watching
this, I was sitting at home
736
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:02,900
going like, "Ah, Jerrod,
how do I help you fix this?"
737
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,302
-Because it's happening.
No, really. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
738
00:29:05,403 --> 00:29:08,305
By-by the way, hold on.
I-I think it's funny, too,
739
00:29:08,406 --> 00:29:10,908
and I should say that
because I can feel--
740
00:29:11,008 --> 00:29:12,576
If you haven't seen it,
like, people were just like,
741
00:29:12,677 --> 00:29:17,415
"Jesus Christ, he just tells us
all of his... problems?
742
00:29:17,515 --> 00:29:19,083
And then it's my problem?"
743
00:29:19,183 --> 00:29:20,718
You know, like, it's like...
(chuckles)
744
00:29:20,818 --> 00:29:22,053
I think it's kind of funny.
745
00:29:22,153 --> 00:29:24,522
(laughing)
746
00:29:24,622 --> 00:29:26,190
It's also amazing though,
because you--
747
00:29:26,290 --> 00:29:28,159
we're in the thing.
You could feel it in the--
748
00:29:28,259 --> 00:29:29,960
-in the room, for instance.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
749
00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:31,896
You-you could feel the audience
with you.
750
00:29:31,996 --> 00:29:34,432
I-I-- You know,
even-even how you...
751
00:29:34,532 --> 00:29:37,001
In-in, honestly,
the most natural, seamless way,
752
00:29:37,101 --> 00:29:39,670
you even delve into homophobia
753
00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:41,372
just, like, in the Black
community, for instance.
754
00:29:41,472 --> 00:29:43,207
-You know what I mean? -Yeah,
yeah. You trying coming out
755
00:29:43,307 --> 00:29:45,543
to a room full of Black people.
That shit's hard, bro.
756
00:29:45,643 --> 00:29:47,211
Like...
(laughing)
757
00:29:47,311 --> 00:29:49,080
It was like, "Ooh." (chuckles)
There was a lot of...
758
00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:51,582
Yeah, no, no.
Just going into it,
759
00:29:51,682 --> 00:29:53,651
because you can--
you can feel, like, the reaction
760
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:54,985
is kind of shocking, you know,
761
00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:57,421
people who were fans of mine
or people who knew me.
762
00:29:57,521 --> 00:30:01,092
Some people in
my-my personal life didn't know.
763
00:30:01,192 --> 00:30:03,961
-Uh, and so... -Did tho--
did those people feel like
764
00:30:04,061 --> 00:30:05,329
you betrayed them in some way?
765
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,131
Did they feel
like you tricked them?
766
00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:08,399
Yeah, well, here's the thing.
767
00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:11,001
Uh, how much time we got?
Like...
768
00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:13,270
like-like, it's...
(chuckles)
769
00:30:13,371 --> 00:30:15,139
Yeah, in-in a way, I did, right?
770
00:30:15,239 --> 00:30:17,241
Like, I was--
I was in the closet
771
00:30:17,341 --> 00:30:21,045
and... a bit duplicitous
by nature
772
00:30:21,145 --> 00:30:24,215
of, like, I was lying about
certain aspects of my being
773
00:30:24,315 --> 00:30:26,283
just out of--
I mean, I could justify it
774
00:30:26,384 --> 00:30:27,985
and say it's for self-protection
775
00:30:28,085 --> 00:30:29,453
and it's definitely because
I was scared.
776
00:30:29,553 --> 00:30:31,255
But, you know, there-there--
777
00:30:31,355 --> 00:30:34,759
I-I think my friendships
are able to be
778
00:30:34,859 --> 00:30:37,428
-actually actual friendships
now. -Mm-hmm.
779
00:30:37,528 --> 00:30:39,797
Like, my relationships
are actually real now
780
00:30:39,897 --> 00:30:41,365
because I'm not hiding anything.
781
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,267
Because I don't have,
like, a hand behind my back.
782
00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:45,603
-I love that, man. -You
can't give someone a full hug,
783
00:30:45,703 --> 00:30:47,204
you know, if you're, like,
concealing something.
784
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:50,207
-So, yeah, for what that's
worth. -That's beautiful. Wow.
785
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:53,110
-(applause and cheering)
-Yeah. -The, um...
786
00:30:57,181 --> 00:31:00,718
I feel like the special showed
us a different side of you.
787
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:02,386
I've seen that side
of you as a person before.
788
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,355
But it was almost like
that was the side
789
00:31:04,455 --> 00:31:05,956
that you just chose
to fully expose.
790
00:31:06,057 --> 00:31:08,125
What I was really intrigued by
791
00:31:08,225 --> 00:31:10,294
was the fact
that you kept in the moments
792
00:31:10,394 --> 00:31:12,363
where you spoke
to the audience in the special.
793
00:31:12,463 --> 00:31:13,731
-Mm. -'Cause there
was a point where...
794
00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:15,232
-I mean, we saw that
in the clip. -Yeah.
795
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:17,101
But there's literally points
where the audience just goes
796
00:31:17,201 --> 00:31:19,270
"Hey, man." Like one
of the most poignant things--
797
00:31:19,370 --> 00:31:20,705
-and I wanted to ask you
about that was-- -Yeah.
798
00:31:20,805 --> 00:31:24,408
the audience member said to you,
"You say it took you time
799
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,310
-"to accept yourself
and to come out." -Mm-hmm.
800
00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:28,512
And they said,
"Have you thought about maybe
801
00:31:28,612 --> 00:31:30,648
"you should be able
to give your mom time
802
00:31:30,748 --> 00:31:32,116
-to accept what is happening?"
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
803
00:31:32,216 --> 00:31:33,984
And you gave
a very beautiful answer.
804
00:31:34,085 --> 00:31:35,820
People should just watch it
to get it.
805
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,556
What I wanted to ask you
off of that was,
806
00:31:38,656 --> 00:31:40,424
has your mom watched
the special?
807
00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,426
Has your family watched?
Has anyone watched the special,
808
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,662
and then had, like,
a different perspective?
809
00:31:44,762 --> 00:31:47,865
Or have they said, "Man,
I didn't think of it that way
810
00:31:47,965 --> 00:31:51,569
until I watched you
say it like this"?
811
00:31:51,669 --> 00:31:55,873
Um... my niece reached out.
812
00:31:55,973 --> 00:31:58,809
So I guess I made the special.
813
00:31:58,909 --> 00:32:01,779
Um, a lot of what's in
the special is that I'm gay.
814
00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:05,149
And it's a thing that's...
that goes largely unacknowledged
815
00:32:05,249 --> 00:32:07,885
in my family, right,
for whatever reasons.
816
00:32:07,985 --> 00:32:09,787
Religious reasons.
817
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,789
Um...
818
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:15,292
and my niece texted me.
819
00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:17,828
Probably I guess
it came out at midnight.
820
00:32:17,928 --> 00:32:21,799
By 1:00 or 2:00 a.m.,
she sent me a text, uh,
821
00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:23,901
just saying, uh, uh,
822
00:32:24,001 --> 00:32:25,403
"I'm very happy for you.
823
00:32:25,503 --> 00:32:27,204
"Thanks for saying
how you feel.
824
00:32:27,304 --> 00:32:30,274
I'm glad you did it
so I don't have to wonder."
825
00:32:30,374 --> 00:32:33,678
Um, and it was very...
It was really beautiful.
826
00:32:33,778 --> 00:32:37,214
It was the kind of sense
of acknowledgment
827
00:32:37,314 --> 00:32:40,718
-that I think I was seeking
in many ways. -Mm-hmm.
828
00:32:40,818 --> 00:32:42,720
Um, and that was
really beautiful.
829
00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:45,289
And I'm focusing on that,
because you know,
830
00:32:45,389 --> 00:32:49,493
the rift with my family is real,
and it happens,
831
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,264
and it's something that
you learn to kind of deal with.
832
00:32:53,364 --> 00:32:57,802
Life kind of sometimes can be
a bit bittersweet,
833
00:32:57,902 --> 00:32:59,403
um, because at a time in my life
834
00:32:59,503 --> 00:33:01,338
where I'm receiving a lot
of love,
835
00:33:01,439 --> 00:33:03,507
there's a certain amount
of isolation
836
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,243
-that I'm enduring, I guess.
-Mm-hmm.
837
00:33:06,344 --> 00:33:08,746
Um, I'm saying all of that
to say
838
00:33:08,846 --> 00:33:12,683
that my niece's love
and response was very beautiful,
839
00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,485
and it gave me a lot of hope,
840
00:33:14,585 --> 00:33:17,455
and, um...
and I'm very thankful for her.
841
00:33:17,555 --> 00:33:19,056
I'm very, very thankful for her.
842
00:33:19,156 --> 00:33:21,492
-(applause)
-Yeah.
843
00:33:21,592 --> 00:33:23,461
-I'm thankful for you, my man.
-Thank you, bro.
844
00:33:23,561 --> 00:33:25,296
-And I mean that. -This is nice.
I'm really happy for you.
845
00:33:25,396 --> 00:33:27,198
-This is really nice.
-It's been so long.
846
00:33:27,298 --> 00:33:28,833
-I'm glad to see you again.
-Thank you.
847
00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:31,068
Congratulations on everything.
Congrat... SNL was amazing.
848
00:33:31,168 --> 00:33:32,670
-Oh, thanks, bro.
-Congratulations on the special.
849
00:33:32,770 --> 00:33:34,405
-Thank you.
-People, if you haven't seen it,
850
00:33:34,505 --> 00:33:36,307
you need to go and watch it.
851
00:33:36,407 --> 00:33:39,543
Jerrod's comedy special,
truly a special, Rothaniel,
852
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,845
is streaming now on HBO Max.
853
00:33:40,945 --> 00:33:42,246
We're gonna take a quick break,
854
00:33:42,346 --> 00:33:44,782
-but we'll be right back
after this. -Yeah.
855
00:33:44,882 --> 00:33:46,917
(applause and cheering)
856
00:33:52,202 --> 00:33:54,171
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
857
00:33:54,271 --> 00:33:56,440
Thank you so much
for tuning in, but before we go,
858
00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,074
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859
00:33:58,175 --> 00:34:01,778
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and recover from disasters.
860
00:34:01,878 --> 00:34:03,313
They're on the ground right now
861
00:34:03,413 --> 00:34:06,183
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862
00:34:06,283 --> 00:34:09,286
So if you can, please donate
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863
00:34:09,386 --> 00:34:10,720
to support them in their work.
864
00:34:10,821 --> 00:34:13,557
Until tomorrow, stay
safe out there, and remember.
865
00:34:13,657 --> 00:34:16,259
If you've lost anything
in New York recently,
866
00:34:16,359 --> 00:34:19,496
ask Zack because he's got
the best eyes in town.
867
00:34:19,596 --> 00:34:22,432
-(applause and cheering) -Now
here it is-- Your Moment of Zen.