1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:02,836 Hello there. You're about to watch an episode 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:04,304 of The Daily Show. 3 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:07,508 That means there's some news and some jokes on the way. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,943 So if you like laughing and news, 5 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,180 you're in the right (bleep) place, honey. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,850 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,452 the only city in America, 9 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,754 it's The Daily Show. 10 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,422 Tonight... 11 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,092 the skies are mask-free, 12 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,861 Jordan Klepper is overseas, 13 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,197 and Pamela Adlon. 14 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:35,002 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 15 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:37,137 (cheering and applause) 16 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,718 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show. 17 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:54,154 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 18 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:56,256 Thank you for coming out in person! 19 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,292 Thank you for being here! 20 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,827 Take a seat. Take a seat. Let's get into it. 21 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:02,062 It's gonna be really fun. 22 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,530 Pamela Adlon is our guest tonight, 23 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,799 here to talk about her hilarious show Better Things. 24 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,837 Jordan Klepper decided to visit Trump fans in Hungary, 25 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:11,638 which I didn't even know was a thing. 26 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,907 And today, in headlines, we're gonna be talking 27 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,176 about the story that's got everybody going. 28 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,545 And, no, I'm not talking about Drake and Taylor Swift. 29 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:21,415 We're talking about the end of masks. 30 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,649 So let's do this, people. 31 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,585 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 32 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,720 -(cheering and applause) -♪ ♪ 33 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,829 All right, for two years now, 34 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,532 if you've wanted to travel by train, plane, 35 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,801 or dong-shaped spaceship, 36 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,103 there's one thing you needed to have. 37 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,505 One, a ticket, obviously. 38 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,975 And, two, you needed to wear a mask. 39 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,210 Well, yesterday, a federal judge decided 40 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:53,947 that it's time to take our masks off. 41 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,116 NEWSMAN: This morning, a sight we haven't seen 42 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,518 in more than a year-- 43 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,687 travelers maskless on planes and walking through airports 44 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,222 after a major reversal. 45 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:05,492 A federal judge in Florida striking down the mask mandate 46 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,427 on public transportation. 47 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:10,964 The Biden administration saying masks are no longer required 48 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:14,668 on planes, trains, buses, and transportation hubs. 49 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,770 Now United, American, Delta, 50 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:20,107 Southwest, JetBlue, and Alaska Airlines confirming 51 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:22,943 they will no longer make passengers mask up. 52 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,344 It's fantastic news. 53 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:27,948 ♪ We are the champions... ♪ 54 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,617 NEWSMAN 2: Queen's "We Are the Champions" played on loop 55 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,886 from behind the Sacramento International Airport's 56 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,189 Southwest ticketing counter today. 57 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,924 And you can see some staff still choosing 58 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,258 to wear a face covering. 59 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,593 Others did not. 60 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,262 -I love it. -I like seeing everybody's face. 61 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,965 -You know, forget what people look like. Mwah. -Aw. 62 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,700 Aw! 63 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,102 Yo, I'm actually so happy for that lady, you know? 64 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,305 Yeah. But-but I will say, if you forget what your friends 65 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:55,142 and family look like in the time that you're at the airport, 66 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,311 you need to get that checked. Yeah. 67 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,912 Or you're spending too much time at the airport. 68 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,080 What are you doing? 69 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,584 "Oh, another delay? Whoa! Who are you?!" 70 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,419 But that's right, people. As of yesterday, 71 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,623 masks are no longer required on flights in America. 72 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,091 And not just flights. 73 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,861 Amtrak has said you don't have to wear masks on its trains. 74 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,196 Right? Uber has announced that you don't have to wear masks 75 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:19,132 in their cars, but you do still have to smile politely 76 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,068 when the driver tells you what he thinks about politics. 77 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,838 And various cities have said you no longer have to wear masks 78 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,074 on their subways or their buses. 79 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,375 Right. Although, here in New York, 80 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:29,943 the MTA is standing firm. 81 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,346 They've said you still have to wear a mask 82 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,081 on the New York City Subway. 83 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,616 Yeah, which has nothing to do with COVID. 84 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,084 It's just an extra layer of protection 85 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:39,219 for when you fall asleep and you wake up to find 86 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,854 a stranger licking you. 87 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,259 Very common on the F train. 88 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:49,796 But, from now on, when you travel in most places, 89 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,265 masks are optional. 90 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,734 Which a lot of people are happy about. Right? 91 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,235 Which makes sense. Because let's be honest, people, 92 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,471 traveling with masks sucks. Right? 93 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,339 Your face gets sweaty. Right? 94 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,842 You can't pretend it's somebody else's breath that stinks. 95 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,377 Yeah? It always feels like 96 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,078 someone's using a tiny dull saw 97 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:07,080 on the back of your ears just to cut them off. 98 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:08,749 There's a lot of reasons to not like masks, 99 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:10,050 is what I'm saying. 100 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,886 But what a lot of people are unhappy about is how 101 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,055 and when this rule was changed. 102 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:19,059 You see, when they first put in the mask mandate, right, 103 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,861 when they first put it in place, they told us 104 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,063 when the change would go into effect 105 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,698 so people could prepare. 106 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:28,368 But for some reason, this rule change happened 107 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,071 in the middle of people's flights. 108 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,573 NEWSWOMAN: A midflight announcement 109 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,741 for travelers across the country tonight. 110 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,644 Cheers up in the air as airline crews got word 111 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,180 that the national mask mandate was struck down. 112 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,616 Flight attendants on one Southwest flight 113 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,652 collecting the masks from people excited to ditch them. 114 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,659 (cheers and applause) 115 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:58,298 ♪ Throw away your mask! ♪ 116 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,033 (cheering) 117 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:07,941 (cheers and applause) 118 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,712 -I have so many questions. -(laughter) 119 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,914 First of all, why are people cheering like that? 120 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,282 People are cheering like they just said 121 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:18,118 you can take two bags of chips instead of one. 122 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,254 "What?! Hell, yeah! 123 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:24,725 I'm glad I paid another $300 for Economy Plus. Yeah!" 124 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,360 And also, that flight attendant who was singing-- 125 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,061 what was that? 126 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,696 It was, like, the worst version of "The Lion King." 127 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:32,699 ♪ Nants ingonyama ♪ 128 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:35,369 ♪ Put your mask in here! ♪ 129 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:38,605 That celebration looked like Mardi Gras in the sky. 130 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,774 And all types of people were celebrating-- 131 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,577 Black, white, old, young, everyone. 132 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,713 Actually, if you zoom in on that picture, you can even... 133 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,716 Wait, wait. Would you zoom in a little bit more? 134 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,252 A little closer? 135 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,087 Now, enhance, enhance. 136 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,656 Ah, yeah. 137 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,090 -(laughter) -Yeah. 138 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,525 Everyone was celebrating. 139 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,294 (applause) 140 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,362 It's a big deal. 141 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,364 So, yes, 142 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:07,100 many people were celebrating on planes. 143 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,535 You know, they were happy about the mask change. 144 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:11,939 But many other passengers were silently pissed off, 145 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,507 which I totally get. 146 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,243 'Cause, look, I don't care what you think of masks. 147 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:18,779 You have to admit, it is insane 148 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,282 to change a safety rule in the middle of a flight, people. 149 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:26,053 Just as a general rule, nothing should change midflight, ever. 150 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,487 -(laughter) -Nothing. 151 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,057 I don't want the cost changing, all right? 152 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,292 I don't want the cabin pressure changing. 153 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,661 I definitely don't want my seat changing, 154 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,864 yeah, so that you can sit next to your wife. 155 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:40,367 Look, man, you're smothering her, Alan, okay? 156 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:44,071 She booked separate seats for a reason. Read the signs! 157 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,374 This is why your marriage is in trouble. 158 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,142 The point is... 159 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,278 Did you get sad for a fake Alan? 160 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,380 One of you was like, "Oh, Alan." 161 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,716 (laughter) 162 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,217 Look, man, the point is, a lot of people 163 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,952 only booked that flight in the first place 164 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,655 because they felt safe knowing that everyone had to wear masks. 165 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,323 Okay? You can't just flip that 166 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,125 while people are already on the plane. 167 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,194 You've got to give people a chance to decide 168 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:08,562 if this is something they want to do. 169 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,198 It's crazy, you know? Like, you can't... you... 170 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,766 Like, it's a safety... This would be like 171 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,736 if a roller coaster decided to change its safety policies 172 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:19,039 when you're already on the ride. 173 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,440 (laughter) 174 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,142 (Noah laughs) 175 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,211 MAN (over P.A.): Attention, passengers. A judge has ruled 176 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:27,214 that we no longer need the safety bars. 177 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,683 What? What? Oh! Oh! Oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit! 178 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,152 -Enjoy your ride. -(whimpering) 179 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:38,325 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 180 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,060 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 181 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,129 (groaning) 182 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,801 (groaning) 183 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,971 (applause) 184 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,173 (continues groaning) 185 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,714 That was a true story. 186 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,283 So, look, if you were angry the rule changed midflight, 187 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,552 I think you have every right to be. All right? 188 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,521 We wore masks for, what, two years on planes? 189 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,623 I think people could have waited one more day. 190 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,226 One more day. You know, people were acting like they were 191 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,094 suffocating in their seats. (inhales sharply, gasps) 192 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:18,532 "Ah, yes...! Yes! I'll have a Coke, please." 193 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,635 Now, because masks in America have somehow turned into a 194 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,438 political battle, a lot of people weren't just angry at 195 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:27,774 the judge who made this ruling, or at the airlines who 196 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,077 instantly allowed the change. No, a lot of people online 197 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:34,047 are angry at the flight attendants and at the pilots 198 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,849 who are celebrating the change. 199 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,886 But, look, I don't agree with it, and I'll tell you why. 200 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,688 People forget that flight attendants weren't just happy 201 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,757 about the masks coming off because of politics. 202 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,827 No, a lot of them were happy because of the way 203 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,863 people react to masks, and the fact that it has turned their 204 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:53,534 everyday lives basically into UFC. 205 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:54,968 (indistinct shouting) -ANCHOR: Fights over wearing a mask 206 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,838 on a plane have overwhelmingly made up the number of 207 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,573 unruly passengers on flights. 208 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,708 Thousands, since the start pandemic. 209 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,010 MEN: (clamoring, shouting) ATTENDANT: Stay down, man! 210 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:08,849 -Stay down! -PASSENGERS: (overlapping yelling) 211 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,285 WOMAN: (shouting) ...off the plane! 212 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,920 PASSENGERS: (overlapping shouts) 213 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:17,724 WOMAN: We don't stand up until we have... (indistinct shouts) 214 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,893 Yeah, two years of that. 215 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,595 I don't even know what was going on. Like, are those people's 216 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,531 masks made of cocaine? What was going on there? 217 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,800 You know, it's actually amazing that humans can invent 218 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,204 jet airplanes to fly around the planet, you know? But then, 219 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:32,306 inside those technological marvels, we're just 220 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:35,309 wild animals. You know? Because nobody, nobody should be acting 221 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:39,046 that way over a mask. The only time it's appropriate to have 222 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,547 that level of emotion on a flight 223 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:43,217 is if the plane is crashing. All right? 224 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,185 Or if the inflight entertainment is stuck on Morbius. 225 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:48,055 I mean, then... yeah. Then you can throw punches. 226 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,825 You throw those punches. But as for the flight attendants, 227 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,795 they already have to deal with so much shit. I get why 228 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,297 they are happy. Think of all the other things they have to do. 229 00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:00,267 Huh? Doing overhead Tetris with our giant bags, 230 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,636 they're helping parents with screaming kids, 231 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,571 they're giving people barf bags and they have to 232 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,306 collect the barf bags back. 233 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,942 Yeah, so, forgive them if they're happy that they no 234 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,744 longer have to be the bouncers of the sky, okay? 235 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,479 They're humans. 236 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,581 And here's what I think people need to understand about this: 237 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,451 when it comes to wearing masks, not everyone is 238 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:20,654 having the same experience that you are. Remember that. 239 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,524 Yeah, you hate the mask because it makes you break out. 240 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,659 Someone else likes the mask because 241 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,295 they're immunocompromised and acne is the least of their 242 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,398 problems. And some people don't really care. 243 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:32,966 Yeah, so they'll wear it if they have to 244 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,169 and they won't if they don't. That's the truth. 245 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:36,970 And I'm just saying, I can see this from everyone's side. 246 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,706 From maskers' side, from anti-maskers' side. 247 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,409 Even COVID's side. You know? Yeah, no, no! Hey! 248 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,645 If you, if you want to infect people, that's your truth. 249 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:48,115 That's your truth. Because I can understand why people 250 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,685 are happy that they no longer have to spend a six-hour flight 251 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,654 feeling like a broke-ass Bane. 252 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:58,158 And I also get why people want to keep wearing masks. 253 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,094 My hope is that we can get to a point where we're not 254 00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:04,565 villainizing each other over a tiny piece of cloth. 255 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,868 What are we doing? Huh? It's not sustainable for people to have 256 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,903 so much hate for each other like this. 257 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,638 "Oh, I hate you wearing the mask, take it off!" 258 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,607 "Nyeh, put it-- I hate you, I hate you, I hate you." 259 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,677 No. No one had power to change what the airlines did, 260 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,412 no one had power to do what the judge did. 261 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,848 We-we're not those people. You know? 262 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,784 We should be saving our anger for the real enemy... 263 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,587 all those people who think that a tuna sandwich is appropriate 264 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:30,757 to eat on a plane. That's who we fight. Together. 265 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,359 (cheers and applause) 266 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:36,330 N-95 isn't going to save you from that. 267 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,565 All right, enough about the masks. 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What are those? 281 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,099 Scratch-off tickets. Lottery. 282 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,067 What are you... I don't understand. What are you... 283 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,702 -What are you... -I came to do the lotto. 284 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:19,072 You told me we were gonna watch me do the lotto. 285 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,874 I bought the lottery tickets. 286 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,277 No. No, no, no, no, no. No, Dulcé, I sent you an email 287 00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,345 saying we needed you to do lotto on the show. 288 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,148 I am doing lotto on the show. 289 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,885 No. Dulcé, why would we pay for you to do lottery on the... 290 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,687 why would we watch you doing that? 291 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,557 Because you support Black women. What are you talking about? 292 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,158 (cheering and applause) 293 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,360 Y-Yes. Yes. 294 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,330 -See? -No. 295 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,933 Hey, blessings, baby. Blessings. 296 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,501 No, no. 297 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,103 -No, Dulcé, I-I wanted you to do the l... -Mm. 298 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,572 Like, the lottery. Like, you know, on the news, 299 00:12:51,672 --> 00:12:53,140 and then you do the thing. We brought the machine. 300 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,908 That's the machine. Why do you think there's a machine there? 301 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,110 That's not gum? 302 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,112 This ain't a big gumball machine? 303 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,914 -No, it's not, Dulcé. -Son of a bitch. 304 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,083 No. That's where the numbers are gonna pop up. 305 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,751 You're gonna do the thing, tell us what the numbers are. 306 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:05,953 And then, you know, we know who won. 307 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,087 What do you think I am, 308 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,355 a 50-year-old white woman in Florida? 309 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,825 Why am I pulling lotto numbers on TV? 310 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,060 Because that's what they do. 311 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,728 Dulcé, please, just do the numbers. 312 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,196 -That's what it... You know? -All right, fine. 313 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,066 I work here. Cool. You know. Uh... 314 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,304 Start the machine! 315 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,606 -(laughter) -♪ ♪ 316 00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:28,175 Oh, yeah. 317 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,878 -Oh, yeah! -(cheering and applause) 318 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,746 Okay. Ooh! Okay. 319 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,348 Okay. Okay. Okay. 320 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,149 Okay. We got it. We got it. 321 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,851 -Okay. -All right. 322 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,653 All right! 323 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,090 -(whooping and applause) -What? 324 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,759 Wait, there's-there's no number on the ball. 325 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,095 There's supposed to be a number on the ball. 326 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,830 Is it? 327 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,598 What, you didn't put the numbers on the balls? 328 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,901 I'm supposed to put the numbers on the balls? 329 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,435 I sent this to you in the email. 330 00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:58,138 I was supposed to read that whole email?! 331 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,041 Dulcé, who doesn't read a whole e... It's one email. 332 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,844 Listen, you know, if you want a number, I can get... 333 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,746 What number you want? What's your ticket say? 334 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,181 No, I don't... I don't want... 335 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,849 You can't just ask me for a number. What are you...? 336 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,151 Look, I know about numbers, man. I can count to a thousand. 337 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,353 In Spanish, bro. 338 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,255 -That's actually impressive. -Now... Thank you. 339 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,757 Just give me a number. What you want? 340 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,625 Oh, I don't know. 15? 341 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,060 Eleven. 342 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,428 (laughter) 343 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,797 You know what, Dulcé, this is... this is broken. 344 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,832 You can't... You can't... We won't get numbers now. 345 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,301 -This is a failure. -No, no, no, no, no. 346 00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,902 Listen, listen, listen. I got it, I got it, I got it. 347 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,137 You want numbers on balls. 348 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,505 I just want the balls. 349 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,841 So, uh, screw it. 350 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,509 Uh, start the machine! 351 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:36,877 -♪ ♪ -No, but, Dulcé, you see, 352 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,545 -the thing... the thing doesn't work. -What? 353 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,347 -The thing doesn't work if you don't... -No, no, no! 354 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,481 Listen, it's good. It's good. 355 00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:42,749 -Oh! Okay. -No, no, no. No, Dulcé. 356 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:43,917 -Ow! Ow! Ow! -The thing... Whoa! Dulcé, 357 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,152 what are you... Dulcé! 358 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,154 No, stop! Stop the thing. 359 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,289 (cheering and applause) 360 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,826 Listen! 361 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,695 Hey, man. 362 00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:56,096 Look! 363 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,365 It's all the numbers. Everybody wins! 364 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,467 Look under your seats! Everybody wins! 365 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,504 -(cheering and applause) -No, don't cheer for her. 366 00:15:03,604 --> 00:15:06,206 Nobody wins. Terms and conditions apply. 367 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,675 Dulcé Sloan, everybody. All right, when we come back, 368 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,344 Jordan Klepper fingers the globe. 369 00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:12,045 You don't want to miss it. No money. 370 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:15,516 There's no money. No. No. 371 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,189 (cheering and applause) 372 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,129 Welcome back. Welcome back to The Daily Show. 373 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,065 Oh, take a seat! Take a seat! 374 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,168 Oh, I don't know why you guys stood. Damn. 375 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,103 One of the most fascinating and terrifying countries 376 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,538 in the world right now is Hungary, 377 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,940 which has slid from a reliable democracy 378 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,376 into something more like a dictatorship. 379 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,312 And, honestly, that sounded pretty familiar to us. 380 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,981 So we sent Jordan Klepper there 381 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,585 to finger the pulse of America's possible future. 382 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,721 ♪ ♪ 383 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,658 (heart beating) 384 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,626 KLEPPER: Recently, I hopped a plane to Hungary, 385 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,262 a nation classified as only partly free 386 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,598 and one American conservatives can't get enough of, 387 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,934 maybe because of stuff like this. 388 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,307 Fa-- Joe Biden? 389 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,942 But the thing that united conservatives 390 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,411 all over the planet were the culture wars. 391 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,146 And at CPAC in Florida, 392 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,449 they were fighting hard in their battle against wokism. 393 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,318 -"Awake not..."? -Woke. 394 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:29,322 I mean, "awake not woke" would be more along the lines 395 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,925 of knowing our history, right, being awake and-- 396 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,094 'Cause woke is all, "I-I know all the bad things 397 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,296 "and you have to feel some type of way about it 398 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,165 -and yada yada yada." Well... -Empathy and those things. 399 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,633 ...guess what, yeah, I'm not wearing that. 400 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,168 You don't need to care about other people. 401 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,303 No, I need to care about other people, 'cause you can be awake 402 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,738 -and you can care about other people... -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 403 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,374 ...but you can still have a backbone about your convictions. 404 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,809 -Does that make sense? -What-- No. 405 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,678 What is the phrase here? Uh, "awake not woke"? 406 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,348 That doesn't mean that we want to silence people. 407 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,017 That means that we want to be respectful to everybody. 408 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,153 This is-- this is a universal respect. 409 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,821 Right, you're not-- you're not-- Republican Party's 410 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,289 not trying to silence people. 411 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,191 -No. -You're not saying, "Don't say 'gay.'" 412 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,360 No. Not at all, as a matter of fact. 413 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,363 I mean, they're enacting legislation 414 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,365 that says "don't say gay." 415 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,635 But, emotionally, they're not saying that? 416 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,805 And while GOP snowflakes complain about silencing, 417 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,240 conservative state legislatures across the country 418 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,110 are punishing the LGBTQ community for, 419 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,379 you know, existing. 420 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,882 And the GOP is now looking to Hungary for inspiration, 421 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,086 because the woke wars have been raging there since 2010, 422 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,922 when the conservative autocrat Victor Orbán took over. 423 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,858 He outlawed helping Middle Eastern migrants flee war, 424 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,660 the constitution was amended to make marriage 425 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,595 between one man and one woman, 426 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,865 and people like children's book editor Boldizsar Nagy 427 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,767 felt the sting of Orbán's policies 428 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,969 when he published a story that dared to show 429 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,572 the world of LGBTQ animals. 430 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,073 For example, there is a story 431 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:58,010 about a deer who is a trans boy. 432 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,113 He was born into a female body, 433 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,515 and he wants to have antlers, as well, 434 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,950 like the other guys. 435 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,818 Then he realizes that it won't grow. 436 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,554 Other friends help him, and in the end, 437 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,691 they made antlers from branches. 438 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,060 In America, we tell kinder stories about deers. 439 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,862 Like, deers go out into the woods, 440 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,864 and their mother gets shot by a hunter. 441 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,198 (laughing): Yeah, I've heard. 442 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,367 -Just more kid-appropriate storytelling. -Yeah. 443 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,802 KLEPPER: But government reaction 444 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,237 turned out to inspire even bigger nightmares 445 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,239 than those ghoulish fairy tales. 446 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,641 A public shredding by a member of parliament 447 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,244 sparked action by Prime Minister Orbán. 448 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,247 Because of the book, uh, the prime minister said 449 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,583 that LGBTQ people are harmful for kids. 450 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:41,754 They did a child protection act, which says that 451 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,957 you cannot even sell LGBTQ topic books 452 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,360 if the shop is in 200 meters 453 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,629 from any churches or schools. 454 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,531 Priests can't go and find a book like this. 455 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,499 They need to stay pure and open up the bible 456 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,001 and read stories about 40-year-olds 457 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,469 -(bleep) kids, you know? -Yeah. 458 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,471 These are priests. They have to stay moral. 459 00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,806 This is the kind of law 460 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,874 American conservatives would love, 461 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,677 as soon as they figure out how far 200 meters is. 462 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,813 But Orbán's government wasn't just banning books. 463 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,749 They also tried to erase the identity 464 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,184 of an entire group of people. 465 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,586 The Orbán government denies the existence 466 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,756 and the possibility of existence of trans people, 467 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,625 considers this as, um, at best, as an illness. 468 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,061 And they insist that there's no such thing as gender, 469 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,596 and, therefore, there's no need 470 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,231 for a gender studies education, 471 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,400 and abolished gender studies programs. 472 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,669 So that gig doesn't exist in Hungary anymore. 473 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,304 Nope, not anymore. 474 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,872 That's kind of America right now. 475 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,874 There's no more racism, so why are we studying it 476 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,242 or even looking at its history? 477 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,478 Yeah, it is quite reminiscent, I must admit. 478 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,047 KLEPPER: But gender studies professor Eva Fodor's job 479 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,648 wasn't the only one canceled. 480 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,318 In fact, all of Central European University, 481 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,254 a highly-respected international institution in Budapest, 482 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,857 was targeted by the Orbán administration. 483 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,592 Unfortunately, in 2017, 484 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,261 the government launched a vicious political attack 485 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,763 against the university, 486 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,998 and passed a new piece of legislation 487 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,067 which just did not allow the university to function 488 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,636 as a university in Budapest anymore. 489 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,705 So the university had to pack up, 490 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,607 leave this beautiful campus behind, 491 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,742 and move to Vienna and keep, you know, offering 492 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,011 the U.S.-accredited degrees there. 493 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,579 They shipped your job overseas? 494 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:14,981 Well, over the Danube. 495 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,482 They shipped your job over river. 496 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,284 While American conservatives complain 497 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,353 about elite liberal academics, 498 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,523 Hungarian conservatives literally send them packing. 499 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,360 Today, CEU is an empty campus where no learning takes place, 500 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,896 so, basically, Ohio State. 501 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,397 So, I'm grabbing my backpack, 502 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,833 Eurail Pass and motion sickness tablets 503 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,236 and heading to Vienna, home to CEU's new campus, 504 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,739 to see what sort of sinister, liberal college voodoo 505 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,407 their students are up to. 506 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,842 Are you guys doing some evil shit here? 507 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,343 -(chuckles) Maybe. -I'm not sure. 508 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,812 I mean, what do you mean by "evil shit'? 509 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,946 How would you find it? 510 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,915 Like liberal college evil shit? 511 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,450 Definitely. Definitely. 512 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,985 We like to talk about gender and feminism, 513 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,255 and we like to talk about, uh, liberal values 514 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,890 and democracy and... 515 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,326 -That's just Brooklyn shit. -Well, maybe the Brooklyn shit 516 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,261 kind of learned it from all over the world. 517 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,063 Appropriating? That's also Brooklyn shit. 518 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,465 -Yeah. -That's also Brooklyn shit. Exactly. 519 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,033 KLEPPER: What the Orbán government did 520 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,036 to higher education is a truly harrowing international story. 521 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,505 But as an American, I still have one question: 522 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,374 how does this affect me? 523 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,042 I think when we think about what could happen 524 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,578 to American democracy, we lack imagination. 525 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,947 We think the only way that it could crumble 526 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:24,851 is if it becomes a civil war, like the 1800s in America. 527 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,320 What does the slide towards authoritarianism look like, 528 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,523 and what should we be on the lookout for back in America? 529 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,258 You know the story about the frog, 530 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,227 that if you put the frog into water 531 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,029 and you gently heat the water? 532 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,330 The point is that if you're... 533 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,665 if you're sliding gradually into something, 534 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,768 you barely recognize that you're... 535 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,270 that you're moving, and you sim... 536 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,905 You-you just end somewhere. You... 537 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,841 Something... Things become natural. 538 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,245 Things that you... would have been unheard of a few years ago 539 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,548 become acceptable and actually the normal part of life. 540 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,116 We don't cook frogs. I think that's the French. 541 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,885 Chicken sandwiches, that's our thing. 542 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,154 So if you could make that metaphor 543 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:02,789 more chicken sandwich-based, 544 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,291 I think it would really connect to our audience. 545 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,927 -I'll work on that. -KLEPPER: Please do. 546 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,597 More on this deep-fried fall of democracy Thursday. 547 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,266 (cheering and applause) 548 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,367 Thank you so much for that, Jordan. 549 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,401 All right, when we come back, 550 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,936 Pamela Adlon is joining us, 551 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,404 so stay tuned. 552 00:22:30,957 --> 00:22:33,259 (cheering and applause) 553 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:34,727 (chuckles) 554 00:22:36,128 --> 00:22:37,530 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 555 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:41,434 My guest tonight is Emmy Award-winning actor, 556 00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:44,237 writer, director, and producer Pamela Adlon. 557 00:22:44,337 --> 00:22:46,839 She's here to talk about the final season 558 00:22:46,939 --> 00:22:49,175 of her hit show Better Things. 559 00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:53,179 Did you ever make a decision that you couldn't go back on? 560 00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:54,680 -(shuddering) -Yes. 561 00:22:55,648 --> 00:22:56,883 Three of 'em. 562 00:22:56,983 --> 00:22:58,484 (shudders) 563 00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:00,319 (exhales sharply, sniffles) 564 00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:03,189 Mom! I love you so much! 565 00:23:03,289 --> 00:23:06,259 -I love you! (sobbing, kissing) -Okay. Mwah. Okay. 566 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:07,493 (licking) 567 00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:10,029 Okay. (groans) 568 00:23:10,129 --> 00:23:11,330 -(grunts) -Mom. 569 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:12,698 (breathing heavily) 570 00:23:12,798 --> 00:23:16,602 Do... not... die! 571 00:23:16,702 --> 00:23:17,870 Oh. 572 00:23:17,970 --> 00:23:18,871 'Kay. 573 00:23:18,971 --> 00:23:20,773 Please welcome Pamela Adlon! 574 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:22,909 -(cheering and applause) -♪ ♪ 575 00:23:26,512 --> 00:23:27,780 (chuckles) 576 00:23:32,418 --> 00:23:34,153 -Welcome. -Thank you. 577 00:23:34,253 --> 00:23:36,289 (cheering) 578 00:23:38,658 --> 00:23:40,126 Thank you. 579 00:23:42,395 --> 00:23:43,796 -This is so cool. -Welcome to the show. 580 00:23:43,896 --> 00:23:45,064 This is cool, right? 581 00:23:45,164 --> 00:23:47,300 I'm on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 582 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,101 -This is crazy! -Are you kidding me? 583 00:23:49,202 --> 00:23:51,237 I watched you on Californication. 584 00:23:51,337 --> 00:23:52,939 One of my favorite shows of all time. 585 00:23:53,072 --> 00:23:54,841 I'm sitting opposite you right now. 586 00:23:54,941 --> 00:23:55,908 It is great to have you here. 587 00:23:56,075 --> 00:23:57,343 -Congratulations on... -Thank you. 588 00:23:57,443 --> 00:23:59,612 Is it-- is it bittersweet, the final season of the show? 589 00:23:59,712 --> 00:24:00,913 It, uh... It... (sighs) 590 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,115 I feel happy. I feel grateful. 591 00:24:03,216 --> 00:24:06,519 I'm, you know, obviously doing press for the finale 592 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:09,222 and, um, you know, it-it's-it's... 593 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,823 it's a big accomplishment. 594 00:24:10,923 --> 00:24:12,825 I'm a woman. I'm in my 50s. 595 00:24:12,925 --> 00:24:15,495 -I'm a single mom. I have three daughters. -Mm-hmm. 596 00:24:15,595 --> 00:24:18,564 Uh, I'm the writer, director, star, creator of the show. 597 00:24:18,664 --> 00:24:21,400 -So it's kind of a weird... -(cheering and applause) 598 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:22,702 Wow. 599 00:24:24,303 --> 00:24:26,272 And... 600 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,408 So, um, you know, 601 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,811 I-I'm-I'm doing the-the press 602 00:24:31,911 --> 00:24:33,312 and people keep asking me, 603 00:24:33,412 --> 00:24:35,381 -"Are you sad? Is it bittersweet?" -Mm-hmm. 604 00:24:35,481 --> 00:24:39,585 And I just feel extremely excited and grateful that I'm, 605 00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:43,189 you know, a-at this place in my life that I have, 606 00:24:43,289 --> 00:24:45,591 uh, these-these jobs 607 00:24:45,691 --> 00:24:48,060 and that I can provide for my family 608 00:24:48,094 --> 00:24:50,229 -and keep going and keep working, hopefully. -Right. 609 00:24:50,329 --> 00:24:52,832 And I like to tell people that, 610 00:24:52,932 --> 00:24:55,568 you know, don't be so myopic in your life. You know? 611 00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:59,071 Just think about other things that you want to do, you know? 612 00:24:59,138 --> 00:25:01,574 It's, uh... it's extremely important 613 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:04,076 -to, uh, love what you do. -Yeah. 614 00:25:04,177 --> 00:25:06,379 But sometimes it's not possible. 615 00:25:06,479 --> 00:25:08,981 Uh, and you got to kind of cool your heels 616 00:25:09,081 --> 00:25:10,816 and wait to do the thing that you love 617 00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:12,919 -to make money from doing the thing you love. -Oh. 618 00:25:13,085 --> 00:25:16,189 My mom would say it-- She would say, "When God closes one door, 619 00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:17,490 -he opens another." -Oh, yeah. 620 00:25:17,590 --> 00:25:19,091 That's essentially what she would say. 621 00:25:19,192 --> 00:25:20,593 -Yeah. -But I like your one, 'cause it's more like 622 00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:22,895 it's on me. I was like, "When is God opening the door?" 623 00:25:22,995 --> 00:25:26,098 Yeah. Well, I mean, that's exactly what I'm saying. 624 00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:28,434 It's-it's... You-you know, I used to-- 625 00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:30,269 I was just an actor 626 00:25:30,369 --> 00:25:32,205 and I would wait for the phone to ring 627 00:25:32,305 --> 00:25:35,842 and-and I thought that that's how it was supposed to be... 628 00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:38,044 That's fascinating. And now you create the work 629 00:25:38,077 --> 00:25:39,545 -that you want to be in. -Yes. 630 00:25:39,645 --> 00:25:41,080 And it's not-- it's not just creating the work. 631 00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:43,816 -It's creating fantastic work. Because your show... -Thank you. 632 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,751 ...you're playing-- You know, on the page, it would be like, 633 00:25:45,852 --> 00:25:49,055 "Oh, what a story. A single mom with her three children." 634 00:25:49,121 --> 00:25:50,823 -Oh, yes. -And it's-- And you watch it. 635 00:25:50,923 --> 00:25:52,325 I mean, we saw it just even in the clip. 636 00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:54,961 You're dealing with everything-- kids and drugs 637 00:25:55,061 --> 00:25:56,696 -and love and life... -Yeah. 638 00:25:56,796 --> 00:25:59,832 ...and virginity and cooking and working hard. 639 00:25:59,932 --> 00:26:01,267 -Yeah. -It's-it's just everything. 640 00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:03,870 It's funny. It's sad. There's moments of heart. 641 00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:06,072 And I found myself going, "Is this-- is this you 642 00:26:06,172 --> 00:26:08,407 "taking from your life? Or do you, like, expand 643 00:26:08,508 --> 00:26:10,676 on what your life w-wasn't, in a-- in a weird way?" 644 00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:13,713 Like, do you go, "This is the exaggerated version of my life"? 645 00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:15,681 Well, I like to-- I like to say 646 00:26:15,781 --> 00:26:18,951 that my character, Sam, is me in a cape. 647 00:26:19,085 --> 00:26:21,888 -So it's like the ultra version of me. -Right. 648 00:26:21,988 --> 00:26:23,389 So she's like... 649 00:26:23,489 --> 00:26:26,259 I always... (stammers) It's that conversation you have 650 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,828 with yourself when you're in the car or on the bus 651 00:26:28,928 --> 00:26:30,830 or you're driving home and you're like, 652 00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:32,732 "Oh, I wish I had said that!" You know? 653 00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:33,933 -"Oh..." You know? -(laughs) 654 00:26:34,033 --> 00:26:37,370 Or "That would have been so bad if this happened." 655 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,206 And your mind goes through it, and, um... 656 00:26:40,306 --> 00:26:43,142 -Or "I wish I had done this with my kids." -Mm. 657 00:26:43,242 --> 00:26:45,278 You know, but when you're a parent, 658 00:26:45,378 --> 00:26:46,946 it's exhausting anyway. 659 00:26:47,046 --> 00:26:50,850 And even if you have a partner, and so I don't have a partner, 660 00:26:50,950 --> 00:26:52,818 and I raised three girls by myself. 661 00:26:52,919 --> 00:26:54,487 And so, um, 662 00:26:54,587 --> 00:26:58,791 I was always looking for ways to be a better parent. 663 00:26:58,891 --> 00:27:01,794 And I feel like now that I'm older, 664 00:27:01,894 --> 00:27:04,430 and my kids are more grown, 665 00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:06,799 that I'm-I'm a better parent now. 666 00:27:06,899 --> 00:27:09,836 And I wish I could go back and apply the things 667 00:27:09,936 --> 00:27:12,972 that I've learned, or I've written into my show, so... 668 00:27:13,072 --> 00:27:14,974 Do they ever watch the show? 669 00:27:15,074 --> 00:27:18,444 Or do you ever show them, like, an episode, and you'd be like, 670 00:27:18,544 --> 00:27:20,179 "See, that's what I wanted to do"? 671 00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,815 -Um, no. -(laughter) 672 00:27:22,915 --> 00:27:25,218 Oh, that... like, that's credit? 673 00:27:25,318 --> 00:27:26,552 -Yeah, yeah. You should be like... -Oh, yeah. 674 00:27:26,652 --> 00:27:27,920 "See, that's-that's a... you see?" Yeah. 675 00:27:28,087 --> 00:27:30,089 Look, I would have done that. 676 00:27:30,189 --> 00:27:33,292 -(laughter) -And I want you to know that... 677 00:27:33,392 --> 00:27:35,761 Uh, I don't think that holds. 678 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,563 Like, uh, yeah. 679 00:27:37,663 --> 00:27:40,566 Um, it's-it's an homage, 680 00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:43,769 and it's really, uh... It's been a journey 681 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,471 'cause I started it seven years ago, 682 00:27:45,571 --> 00:27:47,573 -and all my kids were still living at home. -Right, right. 683 00:27:47,673 --> 00:27:51,878 And now, two-two are gone, and, um, it's just... 684 00:27:52,044 --> 00:27:54,947 it's graduations. It's the way your life goes. 685 00:27:55,047 --> 00:27:59,385 And, you know, there's no such thing as an antihero. 686 00:27:59,485 --> 00:28:01,454 -Like, when I hear that term... -Hmm. 687 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,356 that kind of drives me crazy 688 00:28:03,456 --> 00:28:07,160 because an antihero is a human being. 689 00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:08,895 -Oh, I like that. -You know? 690 00:28:09,061 --> 00:28:12,131 And so, when you say, Sam's an antihero 691 00:28:12,231 --> 00:28:14,534 because, like, early on, it was, like, 692 00:28:14,634 --> 00:28:15,902 you know, she would try things, 693 00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:18,371 she would do, like, sex things, or whatever, 694 00:28:18,471 --> 00:28:21,641 and now, not-sex things, or, you know, um... 695 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,709 This is a great way to describe it. Everyone 696 00:28:23,809 --> 00:28:25,144 who hasn't watched is now, like... 697 00:28:25,244 --> 00:28:26,512 Now you're gonna watch, 'cause you're like, 698 00:28:26,612 --> 00:28:27,847 "Wait, wait, wait. What? The sex things 699 00:28:27,947 --> 00:28:29,215 -and the not-sex things?" -Let me explain. 700 00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:30,550 Don't explain. Don't explain. 701 00:28:30,650 --> 00:28:32,051 That's how people watch your show. 702 00:28:32,151 --> 00:28:33,486 Don't. No. Yeah. Serves you right. 703 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:35,154 You didn't watch. Now, you don't know the sex things, 704 00:28:35,254 --> 00:28:36,522 and you don't know the not-sex things. 705 00:28:36,622 --> 00:28:38,724 She's in the corner like, "Yeah." 706 00:28:38,825 --> 00:28:40,326 That's what you want. I love that. 707 00:28:40,426 --> 00:28:41,861 I'm just going to leave it at that. 708 00:28:42,028 --> 00:28:43,896 It's all, um... 709 00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:46,165 I wanted to ask you this about the show. 710 00:28:46,265 --> 00:28:48,634 It's, like, you know, there's so much heart in the show 711 00:28:48,734 --> 00:28:51,938 that it feels like it transcends 712 00:28:52,038 --> 00:28:53,306 what's happening on camera. 713 00:28:53,406 --> 00:28:56,576 And I've heard some stories about set. 714 00:28:56,676 --> 00:28:58,778 I've heard some stories about how you make the show. 715 00:28:58,878 --> 00:29:00,780 One of the... one of the stories I heard 716 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,282 that intrigued me had to do with food on set. 717 00:29:03,382 --> 00:29:05,318 So, you know, when I was... when I was reading up 718 00:29:05,418 --> 00:29:07,854 on your life story, I didn't realize 719 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,522 that you had been acting since you were a child. 720 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,691 And when you were young, you would eat all the food 721 00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:14,527 that was in a scene which, like, a lot of actors don't. 722 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,496 You would actually eat it, which you... 723 00:29:16,596 --> 00:29:17,897 'cause you didn't want to waste it. 724 00:29:18,064 --> 00:29:21,300 Yes, well, I did... Well, there's another reason, 725 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,702 which is that I... 726 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,470 You know, I grew up watching television. 727 00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:26,873 -My father was a writer-producer. -Uh-huh. 728 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:29,509 And I'm, like, a sound stage baby. 729 00:29:29,609 --> 00:29:32,345 And, um, I love television. 730 00:29:32,445 --> 00:29:35,181 And I want it to be authentic. 731 00:29:35,281 --> 00:29:38,184 -Oh. -And I desperately want the characters to be real. 732 00:29:38,284 --> 00:29:41,354 So, when I would see people, like, pushing, like, 733 00:29:41,454 --> 00:29:43,589 -the peas around on the plate, or... -(phone chimes) 734 00:29:43,689 --> 00:29:45,691 -Your phone. Uh, on the... -(laughter) 735 00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:48,528 I hear. It's like an emergency alert. 736 00:29:48,628 --> 00:29:50,596 Should we wait? Are you...? No. 737 00:29:50,696 --> 00:29:53,866 Um, it could be your ring. I don't know. 738 00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:57,703 Um, like, if they push their food around on a plate, 739 00:29:57,803 --> 00:29:59,906 -it drives me crazy. -Yeah. Right, so, my... 740 00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:01,908 Like, put the food in your mouth and eat the (bleep) food. 741 00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:03,242 The food is so intricate. 742 00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:04,744 Like, you have scenes where your character's, 743 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,112 -like, cooking. -We cook it. I'm cooking the food. 744 00:30:06,212 --> 00:30:08,047 But it's... That looks like real food. 745 00:30:08,147 --> 00:30:10,483 Yes, I'm cooking the food. I'm cooking the food. 746 00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:12,618 -So you're seeing... -So do you guys eat the food? 747 00:30:12,718 --> 00:30:15,621 Yeah. So, uh, a lot of times we get to... 748 00:30:15,721 --> 00:30:19,926 Um, one scene, one of my kids on the show-- she, um... 749 00:30:20,059 --> 00:30:23,696 Actually, her character loses her virginity... 750 00:30:23,796 --> 00:30:25,765 -Right. -In the show. 751 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,967 And, um, it's-it's... 752 00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:31,804 It's a very, like, um... It's a conscious choice. 753 00:30:31,904 --> 00:30:34,674 And there's-there's, like, these tough conversations 754 00:30:34,774 --> 00:30:36,275 that happen in the show. 755 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,077 And how does this lady, 756 00:30:38,177 --> 00:30:40,913 this mom of these three kids, 757 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,182 -deal with this on-on their own? -Mm-hmm. 758 00:30:43,282 --> 00:30:45,852 And they get through it, and they talk about it. 759 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,654 And then they go downstairs, 760 00:30:48,754 --> 00:30:51,290 and her daughter, who just told her this, 761 00:30:51,390 --> 00:30:54,560 makes her peppermint ice cream from scratch. 762 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:56,529 She just want... You know, Sam says, 763 00:30:56,629 --> 00:30:59,465 "I really want Chr... peppermint Christmas ice cream." 764 00:30:59,565 --> 00:31:00,933 And that's where they don't have the ingredients, 765 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,602 -and they start making it. Right. -And we just did it. 766 00:31:02,702 --> 00:31:04,170 And she breaks up the peppermint, 767 00:31:04,270 --> 00:31:05,638 and we take out the ice cream 768 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:09,108 and then put some agave in it, some cocoa, like... 769 00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:11,043 You know, made it up on the spot. 770 00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:13,279 And then the whole crew lined up. 771 00:31:13,379 --> 00:31:15,248 -They-they wanted some of the ice cream. -(laughs) 772 00:31:15,348 --> 00:31:18,284 -But, um, yeah. -I love the idea of this. 773 00:31:18,384 --> 00:31:20,353 -I'm just gonna do my groceries at The Daily Show. -Yes. 774 00:31:20,453 --> 00:31:22,221 Who's gonna start, like, making jokes? 775 00:31:22,321 --> 00:31:24,457 (chuckles) That reminds me of Himalayan sea salt. 776 00:31:24,557 --> 00:31:28,094 (laughs): Exact... Maldon sea salt flakes. 777 00:31:28,194 --> 00:31:30,196 Um, uh, I-I... 778 00:31:30,296 --> 00:31:32,398 Living a world... Living in a world that's not myopic, 779 00:31:32,498 --> 00:31:34,100 it means, I mean, you know, you act, 780 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,801 you write, you direct. You do everything. 781 00:31:35,902 --> 00:31:39,238 What's next? Final season, so what would you like to do? 782 00:31:39,338 --> 00:31:41,073 What's, like, a pipe dream, a crazy idea, 783 00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:43,242 or just something you think you'll do? 784 00:31:43,342 --> 00:31:45,545 Well, I'd like to continue working. 785 00:31:45,645 --> 00:31:47,013 I-I love to work. 786 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:50,116 Um, I like to, um, mentor. 787 00:31:50,216 --> 00:31:51,651 I like to... I-I... 788 00:31:51,751 --> 00:31:55,588 Having, uh, job fairs for people because, uh... 789 00:31:55,688 --> 00:31:57,490 So, there's this whole thing, you know? 790 00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:59,725 People are like, "Oh, I want to be in the business. 791 00:31:59,826 --> 00:32:01,594 "I want to be, uh, a host 792 00:32:01,694 --> 00:32:03,462 -or an actor or a director or a writer." -Hmm. 793 00:32:03,563 --> 00:32:05,231 There are so many other jobs, 794 00:32:05,331 --> 00:32:09,035 and, uh, I'd like people to know what they are. 795 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:11,204 Like, why is post 796 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,106 uh, just, uh, you know, the same kind of people, 797 00:32:14,207 --> 00:32:16,876 -which is, like, all-all old white guys. -Right. Right. 798 00:32:17,043 --> 00:32:20,046 -Or young white guys. Like... (laughs) -(laughs) 799 00:32:20,079 --> 00:32:21,414 Well, it's oftentimes referrals, right? 800 00:32:21,514 --> 00:32:23,049 -Yeah. They refer to each other. -Yeah. 801 00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:25,451 -They have a whole, uh, network. -Yes. Yes. 802 00:32:25,551 --> 00:32:28,855 But I'd like to show people, 803 00:32:28,955 --> 00:32:32,658 young people, uh, what jobs there are available. 804 00:32:32,758 --> 00:32:34,861 And, you know, instead of, like, 805 00:32:34,961 --> 00:32:37,730 you know, young kids wanting to play football... 806 00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:40,366 -Like, young boys, like, that's what they want to do. -Mm-hmm. 807 00:32:40,466 --> 00:32:41,767 And myopic in that way. 808 00:32:41,868 --> 00:32:43,336 What if you can't play sports? 809 00:32:43,436 --> 00:32:46,138 -There are so many jobs that you can do... -I like that. 810 00:32:46,239 --> 00:32:47,707 ...in my industry 811 00:32:47,807 --> 00:32:50,910 that are so cool, uh, to learn about. 812 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,445 Being a gaffer, a key grip, 813 00:32:52,545 --> 00:32:54,780 a rigger, a stuntperson. 814 00:32:54,881 --> 00:32:58,851 And I like to, uh, educate people 815 00:32:58,951 --> 00:33:00,019 about that kind of thing. 816 00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:01,721 -Well... -(cheering and applause) 817 00:33:01,821 --> 00:33:04,857 I think you can do anything you want to do. 818 00:33:04,957 --> 00:33:06,559 Congratulations on an amazing show. 819 00:33:06,659 --> 00:33:08,060 -Thank you for being here. -Thank you so much. 820 00:33:08,161 --> 00:33:09,762 Really wonderful having you. 821 00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:12,298 People, the series finale of Better Things 822 00:33:12,398 --> 00:33:14,467 airs Monday, April 25th, at 10:00 p.m. 823 00:33:14,567 --> 00:33:16,302 on FX and streaming on Hulu. 824 00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:17,603 We're gonna take a quick break, 825 00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:19,939 -but we'll be right back after this. -Thank you. 826 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,941 (cheering and applause) 827 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,743 Thank you very much. 828 00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:29,714 Well, that's our show for tonight. 829 00:33:29,814 --> 00:33:32,049 But before we go, before we go, 830 00:33:32,150 --> 00:33:35,653 nearly 4,000 homes have been destroyed 831 00:33:35,753 --> 00:33:38,523 and more than 40,000 people have been displaced 832 00:33:38,623 --> 00:33:41,159 by the floods and the mudslides happening in South Africa. 833 00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:42,894 Now, Gift of the Givers 834 00:33:42,994 --> 00:33:46,297 is a South African-based disaster relief organization 835 00:33:46,397 --> 00:33:48,099 that are on the ground helping those people 836 00:33:48,199 --> 00:33:49,634 who are affected by the floods. 837 00:33:49,734 --> 00:33:53,337 So, if you want to help them in the work that they're doing 838 00:33:53,437 --> 00:33:54,705 to act fast and to save lives, 839 00:33:54,806 --> 00:33:56,207 then please donate at the link below. 840 00:33:56,307 --> 00:33:57,708 Anything you can give will help. 841 00:33:57,809 --> 00:33:59,544 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there. 842 00:33:59,644 --> 00:34:02,079 And remember, if you're still anxious about flying, 843 00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:04,482 you can always drive. 844 00:34:04,582 --> 00:34:06,384 Nobody's ever died in a car. 845 00:34:06,484 --> 00:34:09,253 Now, here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 846 00:34:09,353 --> 00:34:11,322 ♪ ♪ 847 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:13,591 Say hello to my little friend. 848 00:34:13,691 --> 00:34:15,159 -(overlapping chatter) -Oh, Chucky. 849 00:34:15,259 --> 00:34:16,561 -Wait, hey. -Hey, no. Hey. 850 00:34:16,661 --> 00:34:17,695 Chuck, don't do it. 851 00:34:17,795 --> 00:34:18,996 -(laughs) -All right, watch out. 852 00:34:19,096 --> 00:34:21,566 Defend yourself with a pussy willow, Kenny. 853 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:23,901 -Didn't I say don't move? Didn't I say don't move? -Oh! 854 00:34:24,001 --> 00:34:25,937 -Back up. -There's a guy who's really into me. 855 00:34:26,037 --> 00:34:27,572 Don't do this to me! 856 00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:29,340 -End of the Dyngus Day. -Oh, man. 857 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,508 -Yeah. -Come on. 858 00:34:30,608 --> 00:34:33,177 Who got this? Me, that's who! 859 00:34:33,344 --> 00:34:35,146 -Come here! Come here! -I'm good. 860 00:34:35,246 --> 00:34:36,948 -Why would y'all give this to him? -Come here!