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Hello there.
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of The Daily Show.
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That means there's some news
and some jokes on the way.
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So if you like laughing
and news,
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ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
from New York City,
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the only city in America,
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it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight...
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the skies are mask-free,
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Jordan Klepper is overseas,
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and Pamela Adlon.
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This is The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah.
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(cheering and applause)
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What's going on, everybody?
Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
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Thank you for coming out
in person!
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Thank you for being here!
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Take a seat. Take a seat.
Let's get into it.
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It's gonna be really fun.
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Pamela Adlon
is our guest tonight,
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here to talk about her
hilarious show Better Things.
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Jordan Klepper decided
to visit Trump fans in Hungary,
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which I didn't even know
was a thing.
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And today, in headlines,
we're gonna be talking
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about the story
that's got everybody going.
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And, no, I'm not talking
about Drake and Taylor Swift.
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We're talking
about the end of masks.
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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All right, for two years now,
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if you've wanted to travel
by train, plane,
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or dong-shaped spaceship,
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there's one thing
you needed to have.
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One, a ticket, obviously.
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And, two,
you needed to wear a mask.
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Well, yesterday,
a federal judge decided
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that it's time
to take our masks off.
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NEWSMAN: This morning,
a sight we haven't seen
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in more than a year--
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travelers maskless on planes
and walking through airports
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after a major reversal.
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A federal judge in Florida
striking down the mask mandate
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on public transportation.
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The Biden administration saying
masks are no longer required
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on planes, trains, buses,
and transportation hubs.
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Now United, American, Delta,
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Southwest, JetBlue,
and Alaska Airlines confirming
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they will no longer make
passengers mask up.
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It's fantastic news.
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♪ We are the champions... ♪
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NEWSMAN 2: Queen's "We Are
the Champions" played on loop
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from behind the Sacramento
International Airport's
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Southwest ticketing counter
today.
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And you can see some staff
still choosing
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to wear a face covering.
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Others did not.
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-I love it.
-I like seeing everybody's face.
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-You know, forget what people
look like. Mwah. -Aw.
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Aw!
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Yo, I'm actually so happy
for that lady, you know?
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Yeah. But-but I will say,
if you forget what your friends
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and family look like in the time
that you're at the airport,
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you need to get that checked.
Yeah.
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Or you're spending too much time
at the airport.
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What are you doing?
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"Oh, another delay?
Whoa! Who are you?!"
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But that's right, people.
As of yesterday,
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masks are no longer required
on flights in America.
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And not just flights.
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Amtrak has said you don't have
to wear masks on its trains.
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Right? Uber has announced that
you don't have to wear masks
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in their cars, but you do
still have to smile politely
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when the driver tells you
what he thinks about politics.
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And various cities have said
you no longer have to wear masks
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on their subways or their buses.
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Right. Although,
here in New York,
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the MTA is standing firm.
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They've said
you still have to wear a mask
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on the New York City Subway.
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Yeah, which has nothing to do
with COVID.
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It's just an extra layer
of protection
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for when you fall asleep
and you wake up to find
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a stranger licking you.
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Very common on the F train.
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But, from now on,
when you travel in most places,
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masks are optional.
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Which a lot of people
are happy about. Right?
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Which makes sense.
Because let's be honest, people,
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traveling with masks sucks.
Right?
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Your face gets sweaty. Right?
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You can't pretend it's somebody
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Yeah? It always feels like
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someone's using
a tiny dull saw
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on the back of your ears
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There's a lot of reasons
to not like masks,
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is what I'm saying.
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But what a lot of people
are unhappy about is how
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and when
this rule was changed.
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You see, when they first
put in the mask mandate, right,
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when they first put it
in place, they told us
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when the change would go
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so people could prepare.
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But for some reason,
this rule change happened
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in the middle
of people's flights.
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NEWSWOMAN:
A midflight announcement
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for travelers
across the country tonight.
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Cheers up in the air
as airline crews got word
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that the national mask mandate
was struck down.
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Flight attendants
on one Southwest flight
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collecting the masks from
people excited to ditch them.
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(cheers and applause)
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♪ Throw away your mask! ♪
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(cheering)
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(cheers and applause)
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-I have so many questions.
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First of all, why are
people cheering like that?
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People are cheering
like they just said
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you can take two bags
of chips instead of one.
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"What?! Hell, yeah!
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I'm glad I paid another $300
for Economy Plus. Yeah!"
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And also, that flight attendant
who was singing--
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what was that?
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It was, like, the worst version
of "The Lion King."
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♪ Nants ingonyama ♪
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♪ Put your mask in here! ♪
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That celebration looked like
Mardi Gras in the sky.
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And all types of people
were celebrating--
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Black, white,
old, young, everyone.
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Actually, if you zoom in on
that picture, you can even...
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Wait, wait. Would you zoom in
a little bit more?
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A little closer?
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Now, enhance, enhance.
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Ah, yeah.
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-(laughter)
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Everyone was celebrating.
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(applause)
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It's a big deal.
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So, yes,
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many people were celebrating
on planes.
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You know, they were happy
about the mask change.
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But many other passengers
were silently pissed off,
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which I totally get.
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'Cause, look, I don't care
what you think of masks.
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You have to admit,
it is insane
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to change a safety rule in the
middle of a flight, people.
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Just as a general rule, nothing
should change midflight, ever.
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-Nothing.
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I don't want the cost changing,
all right?
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I don't want
the cabin pressure changing.
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I definitely don't want
my seat changing,
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yeah, so that you can sit next
to your wife.
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Look, man, you're smothering
her, Alan, okay?
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She booked separate seats
for a reason. Read the signs!
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This is why
your marriage is in trouble.
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The point is...
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Did you get sad
for a fake Alan?
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One of you was like,
"Oh, Alan."
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(laughter)
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Look, man, the point is,
a lot of people
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only booked that flight
in the first place
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because they felt safe knowing
that everyone had to wear masks.
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Okay? You can't just flip that
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while people are already
on the plane.
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You've got to give people
a chance to decide
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if this is something
they want to do.
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It's crazy, you know?
Like, you can't... you...
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Like, it's a safety...
This would be like
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if a roller coaster decided
to change its safety policies
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when you're already
on the ride.
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(laughter)
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(Noah laughs)
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MAN (over P.A.): Attention,
passengers. A judge has ruled
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that we no longer need
the safety bars.
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What? What? Oh! Oh!
Oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit!
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-Enjoy your ride.
-(whimpering)
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Mommy! Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
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Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
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(groaning)
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(groaning)
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That was a true story.
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So, look, if you were angry the
rule changed midflight,
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I think you have
every right to be. All right?
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We wore masks for,
what, two years on planes?
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I think people could
have waited one more day.
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One more day. You know, people
were acting like they were
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suffocating in their seats.
(inhales sharply, gasps)
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"Ah, yes...! Yes! I'll
have a Coke, please."
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Now, because masks in America
have somehow turned into a
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political battle, a lot of
people weren't just angry at
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the judge who made this
ruling, or at the airlines who
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instantly allowed the change.
No, a lot of people online
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are angry at the flight
attendants and at the pilots
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who are celebrating the change.
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But, look, I don't agree
with it, and I'll tell you why.
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People forget that flight
attendants weren't just happy
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about the masks coming
off because of politics.
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No, a lot of them were
happy because of the way
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people react to masks, and the
fact that it has turned their
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everyday lives
basically into UFC.
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(indistinct shouting) -ANCHOR:
Fights over wearing a mask
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on a plane have overwhelmingly
made up the number of
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unruly passengers on flights.
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Thousands, since the
start pandemic.
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MEN: (clamoring, shouting)
ATTENDANT: Stay down, man!
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-Stay down! -PASSENGERS:
(overlapping yelling)
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WOMAN: (shouting)
...off the plane!
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PASSENGERS: (overlapping shouts)
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WOMAN: We don't stand up until
we have... (indistinct shouts)
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Yeah,
two years of that.
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I don't even know what was going
on. Like, are those people's
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masks made of cocaine?
What was going on there?
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You know, it's actually
amazing that humans can invent
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jet airplanes to fly around the
planet, you know? But then,
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inside those technological
marvels, we're just
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wild animals. You know? Because
nobody, nobody should be acting
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that way over a mask. The only
time it's appropriate to have
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that level of
emotion on a flight
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is if the plane is crashing.
All right?
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Or if the inflight entertainment
is stuck on Morbius.
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I mean, then... yeah.
Then you can throw punches.
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You throw those punches. But as
for the flight attendants,
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they already have to deal with
so much shit. I get why
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they are happy. Think of all the
other things they have to do.
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Huh? Doing overhead
Tetris with our giant bags,
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they're helping parents
with screaming kids,
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they're giving people barf bags
and they have to
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collect the barf bags back.
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Yeah, so, forgive them if
they're happy that they no
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longer have to be
the bouncers of the sky, okay?
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They're humans.
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And here's what I think people
need to understand about this:
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when it comes to wearing masks,
not everyone is
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having the same experience that
you are. Remember that.
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Yeah, you hate the mask
because it makes you break out.
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Someone else likes
the mask because
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they're immunocompromised and
acne is the least of their
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problems. And some
people don't really care.
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Yeah, so they'll wear it if they
have to
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and they won't if they
don't. That's the truth.
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And I'm just saying, I can see
this from everyone's side.
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From maskers' side, from
anti-maskers' side.
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Even COVID's side. You know?
Yeah, no, no! Hey!
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If you, if you want to infect
people, that's your truth.
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That's your truth. Because
I can understand why people
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are happy that they no longer
have to spend a six-hour flight
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feeling like a broke-ass Bane.
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And I also get why people
want to keep wearing masks.
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My hope is that we can get to
a point where we're not
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villainizing each other
over a tiny piece of cloth.
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What are we doing? Huh? It's not
sustainable for people to have
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so much hate for
each other like this.
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"Oh, I hate you wearing
the mask, take it off!"
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"Nyeh, put it-- I hate you, I
hate you, I hate you."
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No. No one had power to
change what the airlines did,
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no one had power to do what the
judge did.
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We-we're not those
people. You know?
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We should be saving our anger
for the real enemy...
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all those people who think that
a tuna sandwich is appropriate
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to eat on a plane.
That's who we fight. Together.
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(cheers and applause)
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N-95 isn't going
to save you from that.
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All right, enough about the
masks. Let's move on to
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something that everyone loves.
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It's time to check in
on today's lotto numbers
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-with Dulce Sloan, everybody!
-(cheers, applause)
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Hello!
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Ah, I'm so excited! So excited!
Look at that face!
273
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-Look at that face!
-Mwah!
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Oh, man. How you
doing today, Dulce?
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-What up, Negro? -Oh, man,
I am so excited, Dulce.
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Ready to do the lotto?
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Yeah. I got my scratch-offs.
I went to the corner store.
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You know.
Ready to do this lotto, baby.
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Hey, hey. Big win.
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Wh-What... I don't understand.
What are those?
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Scratch-off tickets. Lottery.
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What are you... I don't
understand. What are you...
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-What are you...
-I came to do the lotto.
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You told me we were gonna
watch me do the lotto.
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I bought the lottery tickets.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
No, Dulcé, I sent you an email
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saying we needed you
to do lotto on the show.
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I am doing lotto on the show.
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No. Dulcé, why would we pay
for you to do lottery on the...
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why would we watch you
doing that?
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Because you support Black women.
What are you talking about?
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(cheering and applause)
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Y-Yes. Yes.
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-See?
-No.
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Hey, blessings, baby. Blessings.
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No, no.
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-No, Dulcé, I-I wanted you
to do the l... -Mm.
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Like, the lottery.
Like, you know, on the news,
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and then you do the thing.
We brought the machine.
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That's the machine. Why do you
think there's a machine there?
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That's not gum?
302
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This ain't
a big gumball machine?
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-No, it's not, Dulcé.
-Son of a bitch.
304
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No. That's where the numbers
are gonna pop up.
305
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You're gonna do the thing,
tell us what the numbers are.
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And then, you know,
we know who won.
307
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What do you think I am,
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a 50-year-old white woman
in Florida?
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Why am I pulling lotto numbers
on TV?
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Because that's what they do.
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Dulcé, please,
just do the numbers.
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-That's what it... You know?
-All right, fine.
313
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I work here. Cool.
You know. Uh...
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Start the machine!
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-(laughter)
-♪ ♪
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Oh, yeah.
317
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-Oh, yeah!
-(cheering and applause)
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Okay. Ooh! Okay.
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
320
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Okay. We got it. We got it.
321
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-Okay.
-All right.
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All right!
323
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-(whooping and applause)
-What?
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00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,759
Wait, there's-there's no number
on the ball.
325
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There's supposed to be a number
on the ball.
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Is it?
327
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,598
What, you didn't put the numbers
on the balls?
328
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I'm supposed to put the numbers
on the balls?
329
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I sent this to you in the email.
330
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I was supposed to read
that whole email?!
331
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Dulcé, who doesn't read
a whole e... It's one email.
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00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,844
Listen, you know, if you want
a number, I can get...
333
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,746
What number you want?
What's your ticket say?
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00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,181
No, I don't... I don't want...
335
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,849
You can't just ask me
for a number. What are you...?
336
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,151
Look, I know about numbers, man.
I can count to a thousand.
337
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In Spanish, bro.
338
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,255
-That's actually impressive.
-Now... Thank you.
339
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,757
Just give me a number.
What you want?
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Oh, I don't know. 15?
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Eleven.
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(laughter)
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You know what, Dulcé,
this is... this is broken.
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You can't... You can't...
We won't get numbers now.
345
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,301
-This is a failure.
-No, no, no, no, no.
346
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,902
Listen, listen, listen.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
347
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,137
You want numbers on balls.
348
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,505
I just want the balls.
349
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,841
So, uh, screw it.
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Uh, start the machine!
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-♪ ♪
-No, but, Dulcé, you see,
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-the thing...
the thing doesn't work. -What?
353
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,347
-The thing doesn't work
if you don't... -No, no, no!
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00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,481
Listen, it's good. It's good.
355
00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:42,749
-Oh! Okay.
-No, no, no. No, Dulcé.
356
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:43,917
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
-The thing... Whoa! Dulcé,
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00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,152
what are you... Dulcé!
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00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,154
No, stop! Stop the thing.
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00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,289
(cheering and applause)
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00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,826
Listen!
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00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,695
Hey, man.
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00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:56,096
Look!
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00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,365
It's all the numbers.
Everybody wins!
364
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Look under your seats!
Everybody wins!
365
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,504
-(cheering and applause)
-No, don't cheer for her.
366
00:15:03,604 --> 00:15:06,206
Nobody wins.
Terms and conditions apply.
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Dulcé Sloan, everybody.
All right, when we come back,
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Jordan Klepper
fingers the globe.
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You don't want to miss it.
No money.
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There's no money. No. No.
371
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,189
(cheering and applause)
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Welcome back.
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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Oh, take a seat! Take a seat!
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Oh, I don't know
why you guys stood. Damn.
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One of the most fascinating
and terrifying countries
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in the world right now
is Hungary,
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which has slid
from a reliable democracy
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into something more like
a dictatorship.
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And, honestly, that sounded
pretty familiar to us.
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So we sent Jordan Klepper there
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to finger the pulse
of America's possible future.
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♪ ♪
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(heart beating)
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KLEPPER: Recently,
I hopped a plane to Hungary,
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a nation classified
as only partly free
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and one American conservatives
can't get enough of,
387
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,934
maybe because of stuff
like this.
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00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,307
Fa-- Joe Biden?
389
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,942
But the thing
that united conservatives
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00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,411
all over the planet
were the culture wars.
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00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,146
And at CPAC in Florida,
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00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,449
they were fighting hard
in their battle against wokism.
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00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,318
-"Awake not..."?
-Woke.
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00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:29,322
I mean, "awake not woke"
would be more along the lines
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of knowing our history,
right, being awake and--
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00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,094
'Cause woke is all,
"I-I know all the bad things
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"and you have to feel
some type of way about it
398
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-and yada yada yada." Well...
-Empathy and those things.
399
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,633
...guess what, yeah,
I'm not wearing that.
400
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,168
You don't need to care
about other people.
401
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,303
No, I need to care about other
people, 'cause you can be awake
402
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,738
-and you can care about
other people... -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
403
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,374
...but you can still have a
backbone about your convictions.
404
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,809
-Does that make sense?
-What-- No.
405
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,678
What is the phrase here?
Uh, "awake not woke"?
406
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,348
That doesn't mean
that we want to silence people.
407
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,017
That means that we want
to be respectful to everybody.
408
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,153
This is--
this is a universal respect.
409
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,821
Right, you're not--
you're not-- Republican Party's
410
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,289
not trying to silence people.
411
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,191
-No. -You're not saying,
"Don't say 'gay.'"
412
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,360
No. Not at all,
as a matter of fact.
413
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,363
I mean,
they're enacting legislation
414
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,365
that says "don't say gay."
415
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,635
But, emotionally,
they're not saying that?
416
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,805
And while GOP snowflakes
complain about silencing,
417
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,240
conservative state legislatures
across the country
418
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,110
are punishing
the LGBTQ community for,
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00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,379
you know, existing.
420
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,882
And the GOP is now looking
to Hungary for inspiration,
421
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,086
because the woke wars have
been raging there since 2010,
422
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,922
when the conservative autocrat
Victor Orbán took over.
423
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,858
He outlawed helping Middle
Eastern migrants flee war,
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00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,660
the constitution was amended
to make marriage
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00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,595
between one man and one woman,
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00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,865
and people like children's
book editor Boldizsar Nagy
427
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,767
felt the sting
of Orbán's policies
428
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,969
when he published a story
that dared to show
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the world of LGBTQ animals.
430
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,073
For example, there is a story
431
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:58,010
about a deer
who is a trans boy.
432
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,113
He was born into a female body,
433
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,515
and he wants
to have antlers, as well,
434
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,950
like the other guys.
435
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,818
Then he realizes
that it won't grow.
436
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,554
Other friends help him,
and in the end,
437
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,691
they made antlers
from branches.
438
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,060
In America, we tell
kinder stories about deers.
439
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,862
Like, deers go out
into the woods,
440
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,864
and their mother gets shot
by a hunter.
441
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,198
(laughing):
Yeah, I've heard.
442
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,367
-Just more kid-appropriate
storytelling. -Yeah.
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00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,802
KLEPPER:
But government reaction
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00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,237
turned out to inspire
even bigger nightmares
445
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,239
than those ghoulish
fairy tales.
446
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,641
A public shredding
by a member of parliament
447
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,244
sparked action
by Prime Minister Orbán.
448
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,247
Because of the book, uh,
the prime minister said
449
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,583
that LGBTQ people
are harmful for kids.
450
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:41,754
They did a child protection
act, which says that
451
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,957
you cannot even sell
LGBTQ topic books
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00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,360
if the shop is in 200 meters
453
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,629
from any churches or schools.
454
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,531
Priests can't go
and find a book like this.
455
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,499
They need to stay pure
and open up the bible
456
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,001
and read stories
about 40-year-olds
457
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,469
-(bleep) kids, you know?
-Yeah.
458
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,471
These are priests.
They have to stay moral.
459
00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,806
This is the kind of law
460
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,874
American conservatives
would love,
461
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,677
as soon as they figure out
how far 200 meters is.
462
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,813
But Orbán's government
wasn't just banning books.
463
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,749
They also tried
to erase the identity
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00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,184
of an entire group of people.
465
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,586
The Orbán government
denies the existence
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00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,756
and the possibility of
existence of trans people,
467
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,625
considers this as, um,
at best, as an illness.
468
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,061
And they insist that there's
no such thing as gender,
469
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,596
and, therefore,
there's no need
470
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,231
for a gender studies education,
471
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,400
and abolished
gender studies programs.
472
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,669
So that gig doesn't exist
in Hungary anymore.
473
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,304
Nope, not anymore.
474
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,872
That's kind of America
right now.
475
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,874
There's no more racism,
so why are we studying it
476
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,242
or even looking at its history?
477
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,478
Yeah, it is quite reminiscent,
I must admit.
478
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,047
KLEPPER: But gender studies
professor Eva Fodor's job
479
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,648
wasn't the only one canceled.
480
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,318
In fact, all
of Central European University,
481
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,254
a highly-respected international
institution in Budapest,
482
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,857
was targeted
by the Orbán administration.
483
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,592
Unfortunately, in 2017,
484
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,261
the government launched
a vicious political attack
485
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,763
against the university,
486
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,998
and passed a new piece
of legislation
487
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,067
which just did not allow
the university to function
488
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,636
as a university
in Budapest anymore.
489
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,705
So the university had
to pack up,
490
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,607
leave this beautiful campus
behind,
491
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,742
and move to Vienna
and keep, you know, offering
492
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,011
the U.S.-accredited
degrees there.
493
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,579
They shipped
your job overseas?
494
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:14,981
Well, over the Danube.
495
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,482
They shipped your job
over river.
496
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,284
While American conservatives
complain
497
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,353
about elite liberal academics,
498
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,523
Hungarian conservatives
literally send them packing.
499
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,360
Today, CEU is an empty campus
where no learning takes place,
500
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,896
so, basically, Ohio State.
501
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,397
So, I'm grabbing my backpack,
502
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,833
Eurail Pass
and motion sickness tablets
503
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,236
and heading to Vienna,
home to CEU's new campus,
504
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,739
to see what sort of sinister,
liberal college voodoo
505
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,407
their students are up to.
506
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,842
Are you guys doing
some evil shit here?
507
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,343
-(chuckles) Maybe.
-I'm not sure.
508
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,812
I mean, what do you mean
by "evil shit'?
509
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,946
How would you find it?
510
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,915
Like liberal college evil shit?
511
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,450
Definitely. Definitely.
512
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,985
We like to talk
about gender and feminism,
513
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,255
and we like to talk
about, uh, liberal values
514
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,890
and democracy and...
515
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,326
-That's just Brooklyn shit.
-Well, maybe the Brooklyn shit
516
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,261
kind of learned it
from all over the world.
517
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,063
Appropriating?
That's also Brooklyn shit.
518
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,465
-Yeah. -That's also
Brooklyn shit. Exactly.
519
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,033
KLEPPER:
What the Orbán government did
520
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,036
to higher education is a truly
harrowing international story.
521
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,505
But as an American,
I still have one question:
522
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,374
how does this affect me?
523
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,042
I think when we think
about what could happen
524
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,578
to American democracy,
we lack imagination.
525
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,947
We think the only way
that it could crumble
526
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:24,851
is if it becomes a civil war,
like the 1800s in America.
527
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,320
What does the slide towards
authoritarianism look like,
528
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,523
and what should we be on
the lookout for back in America?
529
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,258
You know the story
about the frog,
530
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,227
that if you put the frog
into water
531
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,029
and you gently heat the water?
532
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,330
The point is that if you're...
533
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,665
if you're sliding gradually
into something,
534
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,768
you barely recognize
that you're...
535
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,270
that you're moving,
and you sim...
536
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,905
You-you just end somewhere.
You...
537
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,841
Something...
Things become natural.
538
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,245
Things that you... would have
been unheard of a few years ago
539
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,548
become acceptable and actually
the normal part of life.
540
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,116
We don't cook frogs.
I think that's the French.
541
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,885
Chicken sandwiches,
that's our thing.
542
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,154
So if you could make
that metaphor
543
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:02,789
more chicken sandwich-based,
544
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,291
I think it would really connect
to our audience.
545
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,927
-I'll work on that.
-KLEPPER: Please do.
546
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,597
More on this deep-fried fall
of democracy Thursday.
547
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,266
(cheering and applause)
548
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,367
Thank you so much for that,
Jordan.
549
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,401
All right, when we come back,
550
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,936
Pamela Adlon is joining us,
551
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,404
so stay tuned.
552
00:22:30,957 --> 00:22:33,259
(cheering and applause)
553
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:34,727
(chuckles)
554
00:22:36,128 --> 00:22:37,530
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
555
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:41,434
My guest tonight
is Emmy Award-winning actor,
556
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:44,237
writer, director,
and producer Pamela Adlon.
557
00:22:44,337 --> 00:22:46,839
She's here to talk
about the final season
558
00:22:46,939 --> 00:22:49,175
of her hit show Better Things.
559
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:53,179
Did you ever make a decision
that you couldn't go back on?
560
00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:54,680
-(shuddering)
-Yes.
561
00:22:55,648 --> 00:22:56,883
Three of 'em.
562
00:22:56,983 --> 00:22:58,484
(shudders)
563
00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:00,319
(exhales sharply, sniffles)
564
00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:03,189
Mom! I love you so much!
565
00:23:03,289 --> 00:23:06,259
-I love you! (sobbing, kissing)
-Okay. Mwah. Okay.
566
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:07,493
(licking)
567
00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:10,029
Okay.
(groans)
568
00:23:10,129 --> 00:23:11,330
-(grunts)
-Mom.
569
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:12,698
(breathing heavily)
570
00:23:12,798 --> 00:23:16,602
Do... not... die!
571
00:23:16,702 --> 00:23:17,870
Oh.
572
00:23:17,970 --> 00:23:18,871
'Kay.
573
00:23:18,971 --> 00:23:20,773
Please welcome Pamela Adlon!
574
00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:22,909
-(cheering and applause)
-♪ ♪
575
00:23:26,512 --> 00:23:27,780
(chuckles)
576
00:23:32,418 --> 00:23:34,153
-Welcome.
-Thank you.
577
00:23:34,253 --> 00:23:36,289
(cheering)
578
00:23:38,658 --> 00:23:40,126
Thank you.
579
00:23:42,395 --> 00:23:43,796
-This is so cool.
-Welcome to the show.
580
00:23:43,896 --> 00:23:45,064
This is cool, right?
581
00:23:45,164 --> 00:23:47,300
I'm on The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah.
582
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,101
-This is crazy!
-Are you kidding me?
583
00:23:49,202 --> 00:23:51,237
I watched you
on Californication.
584
00:23:51,337 --> 00:23:52,939
One of my favorite shows
of all time.
585
00:23:53,072 --> 00:23:54,841
I'm sitting opposite you
right now.
586
00:23:54,941 --> 00:23:55,908
It is great to have you here.
587
00:23:56,075 --> 00:23:57,343
-Congratulations on...
-Thank you.
588
00:23:57,443 --> 00:23:59,612
Is it-- is it bittersweet,
the final season of the show?
589
00:23:59,712 --> 00:24:00,913
It, uh... It...
(sighs)
590
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,115
I feel happy. I feel grateful.
591
00:24:03,216 --> 00:24:06,519
I'm, you know, obviously doing
press for the finale
592
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:09,222
and, um, you know,
it-it's-it's...
593
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,823
it's a big accomplishment.
594
00:24:10,923 --> 00:24:12,825
I'm a woman. I'm in my 50s.
595
00:24:12,925 --> 00:24:15,495
-I'm a single mom.
I have three daughters. -Mm-hmm.
596
00:24:15,595 --> 00:24:18,564
Uh, I'm the writer, director,
star, creator of the show.
597
00:24:18,664 --> 00:24:21,400
-So it's kind of a weird...
-(cheering and applause)
598
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:22,702
Wow.
599
00:24:24,303 --> 00:24:26,272
And...
600
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,408
So, um, you know,
601
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,811
I-I'm-I'm doing the-the press
602
00:24:31,911 --> 00:24:33,312
and people keep asking me,
603
00:24:33,412 --> 00:24:35,381
-"Are you sad?
Is it bittersweet?" -Mm-hmm.
604
00:24:35,481 --> 00:24:39,585
And I just feel extremely
excited and grateful that I'm,
605
00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:43,189
you know, a-at this place
in my life that I have,
606
00:24:43,289 --> 00:24:45,591
uh, these-these jobs
607
00:24:45,691 --> 00:24:48,060
and that I can provide
for my family
608
00:24:48,094 --> 00:24:50,229
-and keep going and
keep working, hopefully. -Right.
609
00:24:50,329 --> 00:24:52,832
And I like to tell people that,
610
00:24:52,932 --> 00:24:55,568
you know, don't be so myopic
in your life. You know?
611
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:59,071
Just think about other things
that you want to do, you know?
612
00:24:59,138 --> 00:25:01,574
It's, uh...
it's extremely important
613
00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:04,076
-to, uh, love what you do.
-Yeah.
614
00:25:04,177 --> 00:25:06,379
But sometimes it's not possible.
615
00:25:06,479 --> 00:25:08,981
Uh, and you got
to kind of cool your heels
616
00:25:09,081 --> 00:25:10,816
and wait to do
the thing that you love
617
00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:12,919
-to make money from doing
the thing you love. -Oh.
618
00:25:13,085 --> 00:25:16,189
My mom would say it-- She would
say, "When God closes one door,
619
00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:17,490
-he opens another."
-Oh, yeah.
620
00:25:17,590 --> 00:25:19,091
That's essentially what
she would say.
621
00:25:19,192 --> 00:25:20,593
-Yeah. -But I like your one,
'cause it's more like
622
00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:22,895
it's on me. I was like,
"When is God opening the door?"
623
00:25:22,995 --> 00:25:26,098
Yeah. Well, I mean,
that's exactly what I'm saying.
624
00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:28,434
It's-it's...
You-you know, I used to--
625
00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:30,269
I was just an actor
626
00:25:30,369 --> 00:25:32,205
and I would wait
for the phone to ring
627
00:25:32,305 --> 00:25:35,842
and-and I thought that that's
how it was supposed to be...
628
00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:38,044
That's fascinating.
And now you create the work
629
00:25:38,077 --> 00:25:39,545
-that you want to be in.
-Yes.
630
00:25:39,645 --> 00:25:41,080
And it's not--
it's not just creating the work.
631
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:43,816
-It's creating fantastic work.
Because your show... -Thank you.
632
00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,751
...you're playing-- You know,
on the page, it would be like,
633
00:25:45,852 --> 00:25:49,055
"Oh, what a story. A single mom
with her three children."
634
00:25:49,121 --> 00:25:50,823
-Oh, yes.
-And it's-- And you watch it.
635
00:25:50,923 --> 00:25:52,325
I mean, we saw it
just even in the clip.
636
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:54,961
You're dealing with everything--
kids and drugs
637
00:25:55,061 --> 00:25:56,696
-and love and life...
-Yeah.
638
00:25:56,796 --> 00:25:59,832
...and virginity and cooking
and working hard.
639
00:25:59,932 --> 00:26:01,267
-Yeah.
-It's-it's just everything.
640
00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:03,870
It's funny. It's sad.
There's moments of heart.
641
00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:06,072
And I found myself going,
"Is this-- is this you
642
00:26:06,172 --> 00:26:08,407
"taking from your life?
Or do you, like, expand
643
00:26:08,508 --> 00:26:10,676
on what your life w-wasn't,
in a-- in a weird way?"
644
00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:13,713
Like, do you go, "This is the
exaggerated version of my life"?
645
00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:15,681
Well, I like to-- I like to say
646
00:26:15,781 --> 00:26:18,951
that my character, Sam,
is me in a cape.
647
00:26:19,085 --> 00:26:21,888
-So it's like the ultra version
of me. -Right.
648
00:26:21,988 --> 00:26:23,389
So she's like...
649
00:26:23,489 --> 00:26:26,259
I always... (stammers)
It's that conversation you have
650
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,828
with yourself when you're
in the car or on the bus
651
00:26:28,928 --> 00:26:30,830
or you're driving home
and you're like,
652
00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:32,732
"Oh, I wish I had said that!"
You know?
653
00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:33,933
-"Oh..." You know?
-(laughs)
654
00:26:34,033 --> 00:26:37,370
Or "That would have been
so bad if this happened."
655
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,206
And your mind goes through it,
and, um...
656
00:26:40,306 --> 00:26:43,142
-Or "I wish I had done
this with my kids." -Mm.
657
00:26:43,242 --> 00:26:45,278
You know,
but when you're a parent,
658
00:26:45,378 --> 00:26:46,946
it's exhausting anyway.
659
00:26:47,046 --> 00:26:50,850
And even if you have a partner,
and so I don't have a partner,
660
00:26:50,950 --> 00:26:52,818
and I raised three girls
by myself.
661
00:26:52,919 --> 00:26:54,487
And so, um,
662
00:26:54,587 --> 00:26:58,791
I was always looking for ways
to be a better parent.
663
00:26:58,891 --> 00:27:01,794
And I feel like now
that I'm older,
664
00:27:01,894 --> 00:27:04,430
and my kids are more grown,
665
00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:06,799
that I'm-I'm a better parent
now.
666
00:27:06,899 --> 00:27:09,836
And I wish I could go back
and apply the things
667
00:27:09,936 --> 00:27:12,972
that I've learned, or I've
written into my show, so...
668
00:27:13,072 --> 00:27:14,974
Do they ever watch the show?
669
00:27:15,074 --> 00:27:18,444
Or do you ever show them, like,
an episode, and you'd be like,
670
00:27:18,544 --> 00:27:20,179
"See, that's what I wanted
to do"?
671
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,815
-Um, no.
-(laughter)
672
00:27:22,915 --> 00:27:25,218
Oh, that...
like, that's credit?
673
00:27:25,318 --> 00:27:26,552
-Yeah, yeah. You should
be like... -Oh, yeah.
674
00:27:26,652 --> 00:27:27,920
"See, that's-that's a...
you see?" Yeah.
675
00:27:28,087 --> 00:27:30,089
Look, I would have done that.
676
00:27:30,189 --> 00:27:33,292
-(laughter) -And I want you
to know that...
677
00:27:33,392 --> 00:27:35,761
Uh, I don't think that holds.
678
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,563
Like, uh, yeah.
679
00:27:37,663 --> 00:27:40,566
Um, it's-it's an homage,
680
00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:43,769
and it's really, uh...
It's been a journey
681
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,471
'cause I started it
seven years ago,
682
00:27:45,571 --> 00:27:47,573
-and all my kids were still
living at home. -Right, right.
683
00:27:47,673 --> 00:27:51,878
And now, two-two are gone,
and, um, it's just...
684
00:27:52,044 --> 00:27:54,947
it's graduations.
It's the way your life goes.
685
00:27:55,047 --> 00:27:59,385
And, you know, there's
no such thing as an antihero.
686
00:27:59,485 --> 00:28:01,454
-Like, when I hear that term...
-Hmm.
687
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,356
that kind of drives me crazy
688
00:28:03,456 --> 00:28:07,160
because an antihero is
a human being.
689
00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:08,895
-Oh, I like that.
-You know?
690
00:28:09,061 --> 00:28:12,131
And so, when you say,
Sam's an antihero
691
00:28:12,231 --> 00:28:14,534
because, like,
early on, it was, like,
692
00:28:14,634 --> 00:28:15,902
you know,
she would try things,
693
00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:18,371
she would do, like,
sex things, or whatever,
694
00:28:18,471 --> 00:28:21,641
and now, not-sex things,
or, you know, um...
695
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,709
This is a great way
to describe it. Everyone
696
00:28:23,809 --> 00:28:25,144
who hasn't watched
is now, like...
697
00:28:25,244 --> 00:28:26,512
Now you're gonna watch,
'cause you're like,
698
00:28:26,612 --> 00:28:27,847
"Wait, wait, wait.
What? The sex things
699
00:28:27,947 --> 00:28:29,215
-and the not-sex things?"
-Let me explain.
700
00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:30,550
Don't explain. Don't explain.
701
00:28:30,650 --> 00:28:32,051
That's how
people watch your show.
702
00:28:32,151 --> 00:28:33,486
Don't. No. Yeah.
Serves you right.
703
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:35,154
You didn't watch. Now,
you don't know the sex things,
704
00:28:35,254 --> 00:28:36,522
and you don't know
the not-sex things.
705
00:28:36,622 --> 00:28:38,724
She's in the corner
like, "Yeah."
706
00:28:38,825 --> 00:28:40,326
That's what you want.
I love that.
707
00:28:40,426 --> 00:28:41,861
I'm just going
to leave it at that.
708
00:28:42,028 --> 00:28:43,896
It's all, um...
709
00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:46,165
I wanted to ask you this
about the show.
710
00:28:46,265 --> 00:28:48,634
It's, like, you know, there's
so much heart in the show
711
00:28:48,734 --> 00:28:51,938
that it feels like
it transcends
712
00:28:52,038 --> 00:28:53,306
what's happening on camera.
713
00:28:53,406 --> 00:28:56,576
And I've heard
some stories about set.
714
00:28:56,676 --> 00:28:58,778
I've heard some stories
about how you make the show.
715
00:28:58,878 --> 00:29:00,780
One of the...
one of the stories I heard
716
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,282
that intrigued me had to do
with food on set.
717
00:29:03,382 --> 00:29:05,318
So, you know, when I was...
when I was reading up
718
00:29:05,418 --> 00:29:07,854
on your life story,
I didn't realize
719
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,522
that you had been acting
since you were a child.
720
00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,691
And when you were young,
you would eat all the food
721
00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:14,527
that was in a scene which,
like, a lot of actors don't.
722
00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,496
You would actually eat it,
which you...
723
00:29:16,596 --> 00:29:17,897
'cause you didn't want
to waste it.
724
00:29:18,064 --> 00:29:21,300
Yes, well, I did...
Well, there's another reason,
725
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,702
which is that I...
726
00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,470
You know, I grew up
watching television.
727
00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:26,873
-My father was
a writer-producer. -Uh-huh.
728
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:29,509
And I'm, like,
a sound stage baby.
729
00:29:29,609 --> 00:29:32,345
And, um, I love television.
730
00:29:32,445 --> 00:29:35,181
And I want it to be authentic.
731
00:29:35,281 --> 00:29:38,184
-Oh. -And I desperately want
the characters to be real.
732
00:29:38,284 --> 00:29:41,354
So, when I would see people,
like, pushing, like,
733
00:29:41,454 --> 00:29:43,589
-the peas around on the plate,
or... -(phone chimes)
734
00:29:43,689 --> 00:29:45,691
-Your phone. Uh, on the...
-(laughter)
735
00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:48,528
I hear. It's like
an emergency alert.
736
00:29:48,628 --> 00:29:50,596
Should we wait?
Are you...? No.
737
00:29:50,696 --> 00:29:53,866
Um, it could be your ring.
I don't know.
738
00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:57,703
Um, like, if they push
their food around on a plate,
739
00:29:57,803 --> 00:29:59,906
-it drives me crazy.
-Yeah. Right, so, my...
740
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:01,908
Like, put the food in your
mouth and eat the (bleep) food.
741
00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:03,242
The food is so intricate.
742
00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:04,744
Like, you have scenes
where your character's,
743
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,112
-like, cooking. -We cook it.
I'm cooking the food.
744
00:30:06,212 --> 00:30:08,047
But it's...
That looks like real food.
745
00:30:08,147 --> 00:30:10,483
Yes, I'm cooking the food.
I'm cooking the food.
746
00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:12,618
-So you're seeing...
-So do you guys eat the food?
747
00:30:12,718 --> 00:30:15,621
Yeah. So, uh,
a lot of times we get to...
748
00:30:15,721 --> 00:30:19,926
Um, one scene, one of my kids
on the show-- she, um...
749
00:30:20,059 --> 00:30:23,696
Actually, her character
loses her virginity...
750
00:30:23,796 --> 00:30:25,765
-Right.
-In the show.
751
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,967
And, um, it's-it's...
752
00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:31,804
It's a very, like, um...
It's a conscious choice.
753
00:30:31,904 --> 00:30:34,674
And there's-there's, like,
these tough conversations
754
00:30:34,774 --> 00:30:36,275
that happen in the show.
755
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,077
And how does this lady,
756
00:30:38,177 --> 00:30:40,913
this mom of these three kids,
757
00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,182
-deal with this on-on their own?
-Mm-hmm.
758
00:30:43,282 --> 00:30:45,852
And they get through it,
and they talk about it.
759
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,654
And then they go downstairs,
760
00:30:48,754 --> 00:30:51,290
and her daughter,
who just told her this,
761
00:30:51,390 --> 00:30:54,560
makes her peppermint ice cream
from scratch.
762
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:56,529
She just want...
You know, Sam says,
763
00:30:56,629 --> 00:30:59,465
"I really want Chr...
peppermint Christmas ice cream."
764
00:30:59,565 --> 00:31:00,933
And that's where they don't have
the ingredients,
765
00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,602
-and they start making it.
Right. -And we just did it.
766
00:31:02,702 --> 00:31:04,170
And she breaks up
the peppermint,
767
00:31:04,270 --> 00:31:05,638
and we take out the ice cream
768
00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:09,108
and then put some agave in it,
some cocoa, like...
769
00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:11,043
You know,
made it up on the spot.
770
00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:13,279
And then the whole crew
lined up.
771
00:31:13,379 --> 00:31:15,248
-They-they wanted
some of the ice cream. -(laughs)
772
00:31:15,348 --> 00:31:18,284
-But, um, yeah.
-I love the idea of this.
773
00:31:18,384 --> 00:31:20,353
-I'm just gonna do my groceries
at The Daily Show. -Yes.
774
00:31:20,453 --> 00:31:22,221
Who's gonna start, like,
making jokes?
775
00:31:22,321 --> 00:31:24,457
(chuckles) That reminds me
of Himalayan sea salt.
776
00:31:24,557 --> 00:31:28,094
(laughs):
Exact... Maldon sea salt flakes.
777
00:31:28,194 --> 00:31:30,196
Um, uh, I-I...
778
00:31:30,296 --> 00:31:32,398
Living a world... Living
in a world that's not myopic,
779
00:31:32,498 --> 00:31:34,100
it means, I mean,
you know, you act,
780
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,801
you write, you direct.
You do everything.
781
00:31:35,902 --> 00:31:39,238
What's next? Final season,
so what would you like to do?
782
00:31:39,338 --> 00:31:41,073
What's, like, a pipe dream,
a crazy idea,
783
00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:43,242
or just something
you think you'll do?
784
00:31:43,342 --> 00:31:45,545
Well, I'd like
to continue working.
785
00:31:45,645 --> 00:31:47,013
I-I love to work.
786
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:50,116
Um, I like to, um, mentor.
787
00:31:50,216 --> 00:31:51,651
I like to... I-I...
788
00:31:51,751 --> 00:31:55,588
Having, uh, job fairs for people
because, uh...
789
00:31:55,688 --> 00:31:57,490
So, there's this whole thing,
you know?
790
00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:59,725
People are like, "Oh,
I want to be in the business.
791
00:31:59,826 --> 00:32:01,594
"I want to be, uh, a host
792
00:32:01,694 --> 00:32:03,462
-or an actor or a director
or a writer." -Hmm.
793
00:32:03,563 --> 00:32:05,231
There are so many other jobs,
794
00:32:05,331 --> 00:32:09,035
and, uh, I'd like people
to know what they are.
795
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:11,204
Like, why is post
796
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,106
uh, just, uh, you know,
the same kind of people,
797
00:32:14,207 --> 00:32:16,876
-which is, like, all-all
old white guys. -Right. Right.
798
00:32:17,043 --> 00:32:20,046
-Or young white guys. Like...
(laughs) -(laughs)
799
00:32:20,079 --> 00:32:21,414
Well, it's oftentimes referrals,
right?
800
00:32:21,514 --> 00:32:23,049
-Yeah. They refer to each other.
-Yeah.
801
00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:25,451
-They have a whole, uh, network.
-Yes. Yes.
802
00:32:25,551 --> 00:32:28,855
But I'd like to show people,
803
00:32:28,955 --> 00:32:32,658
young people, uh,
what jobs there are available.
804
00:32:32,758 --> 00:32:34,861
And, you know, instead of, like,
805
00:32:34,961 --> 00:32:37,730
you know, young kids
wanting to play football...
806
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:40,366
-Like, young boys, like, that's
what they want to do. -Mm-hmm.
807
00:32:40,466 --> 00:32:41,767
And myopic in that way.
808
00:32:41,868 --> 00:32:43,336
What if you can't play sports?
809
00:32:43,436 --> 00:32:46,138
-There are so many jobs
that you can do... -I like that.
810
00:32:46,239 --> 00:32:47,707
...in my industry
811
00:32:47,807 --> 00:32:50,910
that are so cool,
uh, to learn about.
812
00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,445
Being a gaffer, a key grip,
813
00:32:52,545 --> 00:32:54,780
a rigger, a stuntperson.
814
00:32:54,881 --> 00:32:58,851
And I like to, uh,
educate people
815
00:32:58,951 --> 00:33:00,019
about that kind of thing.
816
00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:01,721
-Well...
-(cheering and applause)
817
00:33:01,821 --> 00:33:04,857
I think you can do
anything you want to do.
818
00:33:04,957 --> 00:33:06,559
Congratulations
on an amazing show.
819
00:33:06,659 --> 00:33:08,060
-Thank you for being here.
-Thank you so much.
820
00:33:08,161 --> 00:33:09,762
Really wonderful having you.
821
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:12,298
People, the series finale
of Better Things
822
00:33:12,398 --> 00:33:14,467
airs Monday, April 25th,
at 10:00 p.m.
823
00:33:14,567 --> 00:33:16,302
on FX and streaming on Hulu.
824
00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:17,603
We're gonna take a quick break,
825
00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:19,939
-but we'll be right back
after this. -Thank you.
826
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,941
(cheering and applause)
827
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,743
Thank you very much.
828
00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:29,714
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
829
00:33:29,814 --> 00:33:32,049
But before we go, before we go,
830
00:33:32,150 --> 00:33:35,653
nearly 4,000 homes
have been destroyed
831
00:33:35,753 --> 00:33:38,523
and more than 40,000 people
have been displaced
832
00:33:38,623 --> 00:33:41,159
by the floods and the mudslides
happening in South Africa.
833
00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:42,894
Now, Gift of the Givers
834
00:33:42,994 --> 00:33:46,297
is a South African-based
disaster relief organization
835
00:33:46,397 --> 00:33:48,099
that are on the ground
helping those people
836
00:33:48,199 --> 00:33:49,634
who are affected by the floods.
837
00:33:49,734 --> 00:33:53,337
So, if you want to help them
in the work that they're doing
838
00:33:53,437 --> 00:33:54,705
to act fast and to save lives,
839
00:33:54,806 --> 00:33:56,207
then please donate
at the link below.
840
00:33:56,307 --> 00:33:57,708
Anything you can give will help.
841
00:33:57,809 --> 00:33:59,544
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there.
842
00:33:59,644 --> 00:34:02,079
And remember, if you're
still anxious about flying,
843
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:04,482
you can always drive.
844
00:34:04,582 --> 00:34:06,384
Nobody's ever died in a car.
845
00:34:06,484 --> 00:34:09,253
Now, here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
846
00:34:09,353 --> 00:34:11,322
♪ ♪
847
00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:13,591
Say hello to my little friend.
848
00:34:13,691 --> 00:34:15,159
-(overlapping chatter)
-Oh, Chucky.
849
00:34:15,259 --> 00:34:16,561
-Wait, hey.
-Hey, no. Hey.
850
00:34:16,661 --> 00:34:17,695
Chuck, don't do it.
851
00:34:17,795 --> 00:34:18,996
-(laughs)
-All right, watch out.
852
00:34:19,096 --> 00:34:21,566
Defend yourself
with a pussy willow, Kenny.
853
00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:23,901
-Didn't I say don't move?
Didn't I say don't move? -Oh!
854
00:34:24,001 --> 00:34:25,937
-Back up. -There's a guy
who's really into me.
855
00:34:26,037 --> 00:34:27,572
Don't do this to me!
856
00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:29,340
-End of the Dyngus Day.
-Oh, man.
857
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,508
-Yeah.
-Come on.
858
00:34:30,608 --> 00:34:33,177
Who got this? Me, that's who!
859
00:34:33,344 --> 00:34:35,146
-Come here! Come here!
-I'm good.
860
00:34:35,246 --> 00:34:36,948
-Why would y'all give this
to him? -Come here!