1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:03,637 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 2 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:07,474 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 3 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:12,012 Tonight-- the end of Twitter, 4 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:13,847 January 6th amnesia, 5 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,550 and RaaShaun and Gia Casey. 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:21,455 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 7 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,590 (applause and cheering) 8 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,170 What's going on, everybody? 9 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,804 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 10 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,540 Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,041 Thank you for coming out in person. 12 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:43,410 Thank you for being here. 13 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,412 So good to see you all. 14 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,748 You look happy. 15 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,650 You look blessed. Take a seat, everyone. 16 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,185 Take a seat, take a seat, take a seat. 17 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,053 Thank you so much. Take a seat, y'all. Take a seat. 18 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,122 We've got a hot show for you. From The Breakfast Club, 19 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,558 DJ Envy's gonna be joining us with his wife Gia 20 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,059 to talk about their new book 21 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,528 on how to make your marriage work. You're gonna love it. 22 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,164 It's trending online. It's a really insightful book. 23 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:07,067 And we're gonna figure out why Marjorie Taylor Greene 24 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,436 and half of the GOP can't seem to remember 25 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:11,071 what happened on January 6th. 26 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,840 So, let's do this, people. 27 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,509 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 28 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,778 -♪ ♪ -(applause and cheering) 29 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:27,888 All right, let's begin with the latest twist 30 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,190 in the "will they-won't they" story 31 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,694 that everyone is talking about-- Elon Musk and Twitter. 32 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,830 It's the hottest and messiest relationship drama 33 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,932 this side of Riverdale, and it looks like 34 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,635 after weeks of flirtation and fighting, 35 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,538 the new couple has officially done the deed. 36 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,106 NEWSWOMAN: Now it is official. 37 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:51,245 Elon Musk has bought Twitter for approximately $44 billion. 38 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:57,784 He's going to be paying each share of Twitter $54.20. 39 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:01,655 In a statement released by the company, Mr. Musk said, 40 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,858 "Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy, 41 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,094 "and Twitter is the digital town square 42 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:11,064 where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated." 43 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,566 NEWSWOMAN 2: This is a dramatic turn of events 44 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,268 from earlier this month when Twitter was set 45 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,969 to decline Musk's offer, 46 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,939 adopting a so-called "poison pill" to block him. 47 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,274 That's right, people. 48 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,910 Twitter said it would never sell to Elon Musk, 49 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,645 and then he produced the cash, and they're like, 50 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,613 -"All right, we'll sell." -(laughter) 51 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,750 Yes, I guess they found that edit button after all. 52 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,518 It's actually kind of an historic moment. 53 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,086 This is the first time 54 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,689 anyone at Twitter has changed their mind about anything. 55 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,324 Well done. 56 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,326 I feel like Twitter was always going to sell to Elon, though. 57 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,094 Right? They just couldn't be too eager about it. 58 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,397 You know, it's like a husband and wife, where it's like, 59 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,799 "Uh-uh. I am not going to that wedding! 60 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,501 Forget it! It's not going to happen!" 61 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,969 And then three months later, it's like, 62 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,571 "How does my bowtie look? How does it...? 63 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,340 Does think it looks good? Do you think it does?" 64 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,576 I honestly don't know why Elon would want to own Twitter. 65 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,277 All right? It just doesn't seem like a fun place 66 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,246 to supervise right now. 67 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,914 You know, it's like buying Jurassic Park 68 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,584 after the power went down and the cages are opened. 69 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,052 Yeah, you're gonna spend a lot of time 70 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,521 replacing Jeep windshields. That's all I'm saying. 71 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,523 But the truth is, look, in many ways, 72 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,091 this is a really smart move by Elon Musk 73 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,094 because wealthy men know the value 74 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,963 in owning publishing platforms. 75 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,799 Yeah, it's why Jeff Bezos bought The Washington Post. 76 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,168 It's why Rupert Murdoch bought The Wall Street Journal. 77 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:24,638 It's why Confucius owns those fortune cookies. Yeah. Yeah. 78 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,106 Because, you see, then he knows 79 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,208 that none of us will play his lucky numbers in the Lotto. 80 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:29,843 That is genius. 81 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,478 So, you see, by buying Twitter, 82 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:34,748 Elon Musk gets to own one of the most culturally-influential 83 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,984 publishing platforms in the world. 84 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,619 I mean, remember this. Think about it. 85 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,121 Twitter is how the Arab Spring took off, right? 86 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,156 Black Lives matter blew up on Twitter. 87 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:45,859 The #MeToo movement started on Twitter. 88 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,361 Trump used Twitter to turn himself 89 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,795 from a reality show joke 90 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,932 into the 45th president of the United States and a joke. 91 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,267 (laughter) 92 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:56,203 So owning Twitter gives you more power 93 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:57,604 than the drugstore employee 94 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,040 with the key to the deodorant shelf, yeah. 95 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,276 Yeah, you want to smell fresh, you best not piss off Curtis. 96 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,045 Don't play around. He will shut you down. 97 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,047 You'll walk around smelling musky. 98 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,549 So here's the thing. 99 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,051 Look, whether you are for Elon Musk or against him, 100 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,053 you've got to admit it is pretty crazy 101 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:17,057 that one man is now in control of all of that. 102 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,725 Because before this, Jack Dorsey didn't own Twitter. 103 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,194 Right? A lot of people think he did. 104 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,963 No, he had two percent of the shares, and even as CEO, 105 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,431 he still had to answer to the board, 106 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,233 and the board still had to answer to the shareholders, 107 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,069 and Twitter itself still had to answer to the SEC. 108 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,339 But now, as a private company, it's just Elon Musk. 109 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,508 Yeah. Everything that happens on Twitter from now on 110 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,909 is up to him. 111 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:39,279 And also whatever strain his weed guy gives him that day. 112 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,081 I'm just saying. He gets the wrong sativa, 113 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,250 there could be a race war, people. Prepare yourselves. 114 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,519 Like, this is the thing: 115 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,088 W-Whether it's a billionaire you like or a billionaire you hate, 116 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,958 as a society, I think we should spend more time interrogating 117 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:54,328 how easy it is for billionaires to shape our world 118 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:57,397 in their favor. Just think about it. 119 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,832 You like it now, you don't like it now, 120 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,735 but should they be able to do it? I don't know. 121 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,705 But let's move on from Twitter to a real battlefield: 122 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,273 The invasion of Ukraine. 123 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:08,842 Since before the invasion began, the United States has 124 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:12,045 tried to put pressure on Russia using economic sanctions, which 125 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,648 is basically taking away your allowance, but for countries. 126 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,583 And the U.S. government has cast a wide net. 127 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,319 It's gone after Russian officials, oligarchs, companies, 128 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,889 banks and, of course, Vladimir Putin himself. 129 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:25,959 But it turns out there's one high-profile Russian who has 130 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,128 somehow avoided becoming a target. 131 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:31,832 A new report explains why the U.S. has so far refused 132 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,968 to sanction Vladimir Putin's girlfriend-- 133 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,238 and the mother, allegedly, of three of his children. 134 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,308 NEWSMAN: The U.S. Government has considered but then pulled back 135 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:44,678 on sanctioning a woman long rumored to Putin's girlfriend, 136 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,647 the Russian gymnast Alina Kabaeva. 137 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,616 This is something that, uh, was deemed so sensitive 138 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,785 that they decided to hold off, because they believe that 139 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,620 Putin's, uh, response could be 140 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,890 so irrational, so angry, um, 141 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,792 that there would be some sort of backlash. 142 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,595 Whoa, this is interesting. 143 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,198 No, the U.S. government has sanctioned everyone 144 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:07,534 except Putin's girlfriend? 145 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,069 I guess they watched the Oscars and were like, 146 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:12,105 "Ooh, maybe we should stay away from spouses. 147 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,374 We'll just, uh, we'll play it safe." 148 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:19,146 And-and before we get into the sanctions or not sanctions, 149 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,914 am I the only person who's shocked that Vladimir Putin 150 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,684 has a girlfriend? Am I the only one? 151 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:27,387 Like, if there's any man out there who has some red flags, 152 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,823 girl, let me tell about Vlad. 153 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,926 Yeah, I know some people like a bad boy, but this is next-level. 154 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,296 Like, there's "bad" and then there's genocide, okay? 155 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,299 Also, Putin must be relieved that the U.S. is not sanctioning 156 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,134 his girlfriend, because let's be honest, 157 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:44,304 sanctions take a relationship to a whole new level. 158 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,473 You know? It puts a lot of pressure on the relationship. 159 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,408 Yeah, I always tell my friends, sanctions in a relationship-- 160 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:51,678 whoa. Oh, yeah. It's a lot of pressure. Mm-mmm. Yeah. 161 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,280 Yeah, I-I'm sure Putin was relieved, you know? 162 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,916 He can't have America being more serious about his relationship 163 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,519 than he is. Can you imagine how pissed 164 00:06:58,619 --> 00:06:59,753 his girlfriend would be? It's just like, 165 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,288 (Russian accent): "Vladi, how come America 166 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:04,892 "treat me like your wife, but you still will not let me keep 167 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,127 "toothbrush at Kremlin, huh? 168 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,796 (speaks Russian)" 169 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,433 (regular accent): And finally, let's move on 170 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,335 to some entertainment news. 171 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,372 You probably know Netflix as the service with great shows 172 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:22,109 that get cancelled just when you become a fan, and also the home 173 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:25,412 of the saddest episodes of Arrested Development ever. 174 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:29,316 But right now, some of Netflix's biggest hits are actually 175 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:32,553 imports from other countries. And one of the hottest series 176 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,722 on Netflix right now is a reality show that is 177 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:40,260 beloved in Japan, but has Americans a lot more divided. 178 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,197 NEWSMAN: Japanese game shows have never been known 179 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:46,266 for their subtlety, but one new offering on Netflix 180 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,602 has jaws dropping. 181 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:52,105 Old Enough is an unscripted series, parents sending 182 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:55,509 their two to five-year-old children to run errands, 183 00:07:55,609 --> 00:08:00,147 from grocery shopping to dropping off dry cleaning 184 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,849 or squeezing fresh juice. 185 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,584 Netflix calling Old Enough 186 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,520 "The most wholesome show you've ever seen." 187 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,655 But the Internet isn't convinced. 188 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:21,034 And while the concept might seem bizarre to Western 189 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:25,105 audiences, the show has been running for 30 seasons in Japan. 190 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,241 NEWSMAN 2: Japan is very different than the U.S. 191 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,443 Neighborhoods are more pedestrian-friendly, 192 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,745 and the culture is more trusting of kids. 193 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,615 In Japan, parents chaperone their ten and 11-year-olds 194 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,650 on just 15% of trips 195 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,852 compared with 65% here. 196 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,054 Some parenting experts think American audiences 197 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,789 can learn from the show. 198 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,158 It's a little nerve-racking to let your kids go, 199 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:48,629 but when you do, they will just impress you. 200 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,330 Or they'll disappoint you. 201 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,266 (laughter) 202 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,234 There should always be an "or." 203 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:57,204 But yeah, one of Netflix's most popular shows 204 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,373 and easily one of my favorites is Old Enough!, 205 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,742 which is all about kids doing things for themselves. 206 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,644 And let's be honest. I mean, that's the best kind of kid. 207 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,712 You know? It's like having a self-cleaning oven, 208 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,414 but it's a child. 209 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,449 And I agree. I absolutely agree 210 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,119 that kids should have more freedom than they do. 211 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,922 This American obsession with protecting kids 212 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,590 can actually mess with their heads. 213 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,358 Like, think about it. Parents in America 214 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,860 will leash their kids 215 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,329 but then let their dogs run around free. 216 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,298 Your kid should never look at your pets 217 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,799 and be like, "That lucky bastard." 218 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,702 (laughter) 219 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,137 I don't care what anyone says, man. 220 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,672 American parents are overbearing. 221 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,807 You won't let your kids walk down the street by themselves, 222 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,876 but then inside the house, they just hand them an iPad 223 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,177 and ignore them the whole day, huh? 224 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,046 Just be like, "Mommy, will you read to me?" 225 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,747 "No, no, no, no. Shh! Not now. 226 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,683 "I'm tweeting about how bad these Japanese parents are. 227 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,052 "Go on, here, take the iPad. Go on YouTube 228 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,754 and learn about who really did 9/11. Go on. Go on." 229 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,691 I don't get the anxiety people feel watching the show. 230 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,826 Yes, these kids are running errands. 231 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,430 Yes. But, guys, there's a whole camera crew nearby. 232 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:57,865 They're like, "They're by themselves." 233 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,233 No, there's a camera crew. 234 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,401 If something was about to happen that was bad, 235 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:02,703 they'd step in. 236 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,371 You know? It's not like a nature documentary 237 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,906 where they have to stand by and let the tiger 238 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,175 kill the gazelle. 239 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:12,513 "And now the windowless van approaches 240 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:16,517 "and absconds with little Mikey 241 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:20,387 "as the sun sets on Main Street. 242 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,957 The circle of life is complete." (chuckles) 243 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,359 All right, that's it for the headlines. 244 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,361 (cheering and applause) 245 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,596 But before we go to a break, 246 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:32,232 let's check in on the stock market 247 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,700 with our very own finance expert, 248 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,035 Michael Kosta, everybody! 249 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,171 (cheering and applause) 250 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,308 Things are looking crazy, Michael, 251 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,277 -Yeah. -What is happening with the market today? 252 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:46,213 Well, I am absolutely crushing the market, okay? 253 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,815 And I... And-and I got a hot tip for you, 254 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,951 and I got a hot tip for you, so let's get into it. 255 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,486 -Okay. -But actually, actually, before do I that, 256 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:54,087 -the Japanese game show. -Yeah. 257 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:55,489 -I mean, that's unreal. -Right? 258 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,891 You know? I mean, I know American adult children 259 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,661 who can't execute those tasks, you know what I mean? 260 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,663 I mean, but-but, parents, you got to be careful 261 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,331 sending your kids out to do errands. 262 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,799 I mean, I remember when I was a kid, 263 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,268 my dad asked my 25-year-old sister 264 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,070 to go get the family orange juice. 265 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,206 She drove to Mexico and joined a cult. 266 00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:14,107 You know what I mean? 267 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,844 Which reminds me, Christie, if you're watching this, 268 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,512 uh... 269 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:21,481 we still need orange juice back at the house, so... 270 00:11:21,582 --> 00:11:22,783 Look, I'm... 271 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,384 (applause) 272 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,186 Okay. 273 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,623 Trevor, I'm-I'm so thankful this show takes place in Japan. 274 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,092 -Yeah. -You know? Imagine a place like South Africa 275 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,360 where the kids would have to watch out 276 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,762 for all the giraffe in the street or, uh... 277 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,731 No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. Kosta, Kosta, no. 278 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:41,001 We have giraffes, but we don't have them in the street. 279 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,569 Because you don't have streets. 280 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,339 Dude, don't be ashamed. You're doing good. 281 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:47,174 -I'm not ashamed. That's not... -Dude. Dude. You're doing good, 282 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,642 -dude. You're doing good. -You know... (scoffs) This guy. 283 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,278 Look, maybe the reason I'm not impressed 284 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,381 with these Japanese kids is that as a kid myself, 285 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,149 I spent a lot of alone time, so... 286 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,418 Look, look, my dad, he used to take me camping, 287 00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:00,787 and-and as I was setting up the campsite, 288 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,055 he would... he would drive off, 289 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,690 and he'd say, "I'll be back in a few minutes." 290 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,560 And, you know, it would be a couple days, usually. 291 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,762 And sometimes, I'd up there on the mountain, 292 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,063 and it would start to get cold, 293 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,665 and I wouldn't have a lot of drinking water, 294 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,767 so I would... I would warm the snow with my hands. 295 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,069 And then eventually, I would... I would pack up the stuff, 296 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,772 and I would start the long trek home, 297 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,675 you know, through the winding, unforgiving mountains. 298 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,845 And eventually I would bust through the door of home, 299 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,848 and my mom, she'd be so happy to see me. 300 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,750 She'd be crying, and she'd be embracing me. 301 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,118 And my dad, he'd be so surprised, 302 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,287 he'd be screaming, you know? 303 00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:34,821 Anyways, I loved camping. 304 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,623 And then... And then the next time he would take me, 305 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,992 we would drive even further away from the house. 306 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,461 But-but I remember, as I would... 307 00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:43,263 as I would trek through the mountains 308 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,799 and-and hunt antelope with my bare hands, 309 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,868 the-the one thought 310 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,803 that would get me through all this, Trevor, 311 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,006 was-was my mom's warm embrace 312 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,209 and her sweet smile. 313 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:57,244 -I-I think... -AUDIENCE: Aw. 314 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,847 So, you want to get to the markets real quick, or, um...? 315 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,582 -The markets are bad, Trevor. -Yeah. Yeah. 316 00:13:01,682 --> 00:13:03,116 The markets are bad, okay? 317 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,752 Red is bad, red is bad, red is bad. 318 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,321 -All right? Now... -O-Okay. 319 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:10,190 -Okay. -...these lines, you got to ignore these, unfortunately. 320 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,959 Uh, my apologies. 321 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:15,629 I uploaded all my computer data into my financial app. 322 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,764 These are really just personal stuff 323 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,533 that measures on my computer. 324 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,703 This, this is my salary once I passed it through inflation. 325 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,772 Uh... the green line are all my Twitter followers 326 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:29,276 once I talk about race relations in the United States. 327 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,845 Uh, the green are my effectiveness of erections 328 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,181 as I grow older. It's... 329 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,116 it's an odd thing to measure, but I did agree 330 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,584 to Apple's terms and conditions. 331 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,720 So, look, look, 332 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,356 here's my hot tip. Here's my hot tip. 333 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:44,191 Bonds. Okay? 334 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:48,095 As this is showing red, invest in bonds. 335 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:52,165 Michael Kosta, financial expert, believes in bonds. 336 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,501 -Wow. -Especially the bond 337 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,771 between a mother and her son. 338 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,807 Because as I'm gnawing on a coyote carcass, 339 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,342 it's the only vision 340 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,144 that gets me home safe. 341 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,947 And, also, when I lose my money in the stock market, 342 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,317 it's that bond I can rely on for a couple extra bucks, so... 343 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,553 -(cheering and applause) -Thanks, Trevor. 344 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,057 I, uh... 345 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,295 I think you were abandoned. 346 00:14:21,395 --> 00:14:22,963 Michael, um, thank you so much for that. 347 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,398 All right, when we come back, we'll figure out 348 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:28,235 why nobody can remember what happened on January 6. 349 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,070 -You don't want to miss it. -I love you, Mom! 350 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,072 -Love you, Mom! -(speaking indistinctly) 351 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,208 (cheering and applause) 352 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,547 (applause and cheering) 353 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:49,322 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 354 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,890 A little over a year ago, 355 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,693 thousands of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol building 356 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,762 in an attempt to stop the election from being certified. 357 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,098 And they wanted to declare Donald Trump 358 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,435 super president forever, no backsies. 359 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,637 Now what was surprising is that, by and large, 360 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,706 the Republican Party has decided not 361 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,375 to hold any of that against Donald Trump. 362 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,143 And I mean, let's be honest. 363 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,812 How can you stay mad at this face? 364 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,614 How could you stay mad at this face? 365 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,416 (muttering gibberish) 366 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:20,820 But the Capitol riot wasn't even the scariest thing 367 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,656 that happened on January 6th because you see, my friends, 368 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,057 we're now finding out 369 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,927 that something else happened that day. 370 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,629 Countless Republicans seem 371 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,565 to have had their memories erased. 372 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,801 I know it sounds crazy, but... but okay. 373 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,004 Look at what happened to Kevin McCarthy, 374 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,072 the leader of the House Republicans and guy 375 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,408 who has definitely called rap music "the hippity hop." 376 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,510 (laughter) 377 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,646 He's he one of Trump's firmest supporters. 378 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,982 Never wavered in public, even after January 6th. 379 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,384 So when The New York Times reported 380 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,786 that McCarthy had privately told colleagues 381 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:58,257 that he thought Trump should resign, he denied it fiercely, 382 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,526 he had no memory of saying anything like that. 383 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,629 And then, the tapes dropped. 384 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:21,547 "It is my recommendation that he should resign." 385 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,983 But, yet, McCarthy's memory 386 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:28,087 of that call was completely wiped. 387 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,790 Yeah, on January 10, he was all, 388 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,326 "I've had it with this guy." And then two weeks later, 389 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,995 he was chilling at Mar-a-Lago. Yeah. 390 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:39,065 Dude quit Trump the way most of us quit Twitter. 391 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,233 He's like, "I'm deleting this app! 392 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,702 "Mah. Actually, I'm not going to delete it, 393 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,904 "but I won't check it again... until right now, 394 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,238 "Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. 395 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,640 "Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. 396 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,176 Did you miss me?" 397 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,178 And by the way, a lot of people were wondering 398 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,280 if getting caught on tape slamming Donald Trump 399 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,549 would be the end of Kevin McCarthy's political career. 400 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,517 I mean, this is Trump's party. 401 00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,719 You know, if Trump comes out against him, 402 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,187 that's it, it's over. 403 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,823 All it takes is one "Crying Kevin betrayed me," 404 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,424 and it's done. 405 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,393 But instead, Trump came out and said, 406 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,730 he and McCarthy are fine. In fact, he said... 407 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,639 Yeah, you see, Trump loves this stuff. 408 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,376 In fact, if you used to be against him, and now you're not, 409 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,044 he likes those people more 410 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,246 than someone who loved him the whole time because it shows 411 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,916 that he made you bend the knee, yeah. 412 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,385 The dude loves converting people 413 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,755 -more than Scientologists and vegans combined. -(laughter) 414 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,690 Let me tell you something now. 415 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:41,227 If Hillary Clinton herself came out right now as pro-Trump, 416 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,695 I don't care what anyone says. 417 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,230 Let me tell you right now. 418 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,499 She would be his new favorite person. He'd be like, 419 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,035 "Do we love Crooked Hillary, folks? 420 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,103 "Do we love her? Let her out. 421 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:54,974 Let her out. Let her out." 422 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,177 -(applause and cheering) -"So good. So good. 423 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,579 "I love her. I love her. 424 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,815 "She was so cheeky. 425 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,117 Used to be cheeky." 426 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:08,187 So, yeah, Kevin McCarthy completely forgot 427 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,589 what he said on and around January 6th, 428 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,725 but it's not just him. 429 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,728 Take Rick Perry, Trump's Energy Secretary. 430 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,196 A few months ago, CNN reported 431 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,365 that Perry was the author of a text message 432 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,901 laying out a plan for overturning the election. 433 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,137 And perry said, "Absolutely not, It never happened." 434 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:29,275 But then today, CNN got hold of the complete message, 435 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:34,981 -and it's actually signed "Rick Perry." -(laughter) 436 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,684 Yeah. I don't know what's worse. 437 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,952 The fact that he was part of an insurrection, 438 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:43,656 or the fact that he signed his text message. 439 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,492 That's such an old person thing to do. 440 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,761 It's worse than when my grandfather brought a bigger TV 441 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,632 because he thought it would fit more channels in it. 442 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,035 So, look, obviously something happened to Rick's memory, too. 443 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,404 But as worried as I am for those guys, people, 444 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:02,742 I am really concerned about Marjorie Taylor Greene, 445 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,610 Congresswoman from Georgia and soccer mom 446 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,813 whose definitely slashed the other team's bus tires. 447 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,983 You see, a few of MTG's constituents 448 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,720 have filed a lawsuit to disqualify her from Congress 449 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,188 based on her role in January 6th. 450 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,424 Yeah, apparently, there's something in the Constitution 451 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,293 that says you cannot run for office 452 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,095 if you do an insurrection against the government. Yeah. 453 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,032 You know how people had crazy ideas back then. Yeah. 454 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,067 And now, look, we all know it's probably not gonna work, 455 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,436 but Marjorie Taylor Greene was still forced to testify 456 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,805 at a hearing on Friday, and it looks like 457 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:37,576 nobody has been hit harder by January 6th amnesia than her. 458 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,246 MAN: You didn't talk to anybody in government 459 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,815 about the fact that there were going to be large protests 460 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:46,385 -in Washington on January 6th? -I don't remember. 461 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,488 You spoke to Representative Biggs or his staff 462 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,358 -about that fact, didn't you? -I do not remember. 463 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,160 How about Representative Gosar? 464 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,128 I'm sorry. I don't remember. 465 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,698 CELLI: Did anyone ever mention to you the possibility 466 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:02,401 that there might be violence in Washington? 467 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,669 I don't remember. 468 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,371 CELLI: Ms. Greene, this is a tweet 469 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,173 that you sent out, uh, 470 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,976 on January 2, 2021, correct? 471 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,680 I'm not sure. 472 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,549 CELLI: Okay. You don't recall this? 473 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,652 I-I don't recall tweeting that, no. 474 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,621 CELLI: Did you advocate to President Trump 475 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,523 to impose martial law as a way to remain in power? 476 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,025 I don't recall. 477 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,996 You don't recall if you wanted to impose martial law?! 478 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,697 You don't... Wow. 479 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,266 I wish I had Marjorie Taylor Greene's memory. 480 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,603 Yeah, I once said, "Enjoy your dinner" 481 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,605 to a waiter in 2003, 482 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,476 and I still think about it every day. 483 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,611 Every day. 484 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,313 (applause) 485 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,348 "Enjoy your dinner." "You enjoy your dinner." 486 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,317 Kill me! 487 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,119 Meanwhile, she can't even remember 488 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,354 if she told the president to impose martial law. 489 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,722 Yo. Yo, yo, let me tell you something. 490 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,724 That should be an easy one for most people. 491 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,494 If you ever ask the president to impose martial law, 492 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,629 you would never forget something that specific. 493 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,531 Like, if anyone can't say no 494 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,267 to doing something that specific and weird, 495 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,736 you definitely did that shit. 496 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,772 (laughter) 497 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,641 "Um, I, uh... 498 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:19,111 "Uh, have I ever tried to steal a horse 499 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,848 "and, uh, ride it inside a bouncy castle? 500 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,417 "Um... 501 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,552 "Your Honor, I do not recall. 502 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,354 "Um... 503 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:29,922 "But you got to admit, 504 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,557 "that sounds like something 505 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,960 "a pretty cool guy would do, right? 506 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,361 "Right, members of the jury? 507 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:36,896 Right? Yeah." (chuckles) 508 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,899 "But if it's not cool, then I do not recall. Yeah. 509 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,268 I don't remember." 510 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,236 So... 511 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,273 Marjorie Taylor Greene spent the entire hearing 512 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:48,874 denying that she had any memory 513 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,477 of anything to do with January 6th. 514 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,112 But it turns out, my friends, 515 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,114 that there may be a cure to this amnesia, 516 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,117 because one thing that can bring it back, 517 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,152 even if just for a little bit, 518 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,121 is evidence. 519 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,857 And in another moment, Taylor Greene first denied 520 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,026 that she had called House Speaker Nancy Pelosi 521 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,728 a traitor to her country 522 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,631 before kind of hedging a little bit 523 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,400 when faced with actual evidence of saying it. 524 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,736 CELLI: In fact, you think that Speaker Pelosi 525 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,538 is a traitor to the country, right? 526 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,344 Uh, you're... I'm not answering that question. It's speculation. 527 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,912 -It's hypothetical. -CELLI: You've said that, 528 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,080 haven't you, Miss Greene? 529 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,315 That she's a traitor to the country. 530 00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:31,684 -No, I haven't said that. -CELLI: Okay. 531 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,120 Put up plaintiff's exhibit five, please. 532 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,055 Oh, no, wait. 533 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,590 Hold on now. 534 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,593 "Oh, no. No, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 535 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,895 "Wait. No. No, no, no. 536 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,264 "No. Now that you busted me, I remember the whole thing. 537 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,300 "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. 538 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,101 No, no, no. Yeah, I remember it now." 539 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,603 I love that move. Yes. 540 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,005 That's when you tell your mom, "Yeah, I did my homework." 541 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,041 And she's like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, let me... Show it to me." 542 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,842 And you're like, "Oh, homework! 543 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,478 "Yeah, I thought you meant my work at home. 544 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,347 "Um, I'll do that now. 545 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,049 "Thank you, Mom, for reminding me. I, uh.. 546 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:06,052 Yeah, no, thank you so much for that." 547 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,386 Look, man, I mean, clearly, 548 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,822 this person is unqualified for Congress, right? 549 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,123 Because politicians 550 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,060 are supposed to be good at lying, okay? 551 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,728 This was just embarrassing. 552 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,331 "Okay, in my defense, I didn't know you had evidence. 553 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:20,399 "I mean, I never have evidence for the stuff I say. 554 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,068 I didn't even know that was a thing you could do." 555 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,502 (laughter) 556 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,771 Keep in mind, people, this stuff only happened 557 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,239 a little over a year ago. 558 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:28,507 It's not like they're being asked 559 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,409 to remember their prom date's eye color. 560 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,844 These aren't trick questions. 561 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,846 But nobody in the Republican Party 562 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,749 can seem to remember planning the insurrection 563 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,050 or talking about it 564 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,319 or even how they felt about it at the time. 565 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,321 Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, 566 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:45,191 Jim Jordan. The list goes on and on. 567 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,893 When it comes to the events surrounding that day, 568 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:51,631 it's almost like it's been erased from their memories. 569 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,799 Which is obviously ridiculous, 570 00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:56,102 unless... 571 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,672 NARRATOR: On the next season of Severance... 572 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,307 MAN: Did you talk to the White House 573 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,676 about trying to overturn the election? 574 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,244 I do not remember. 575 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,513 NARRATOR: It's one thing to forget work. 576 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,515 ...McCarthy simply doesn't remember 577 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,485 what he said about Mr. Trump's culpability. 578 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,487 I'm not sure what call you're talking about. 579 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,522 MAN 2: Jim Jordan can't seem to remember 580 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,924 when he talked to Trump on January 6th. 581 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,960 I don't know if I spoke with him in the morning or not. 582 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,763 I just don't know when those conversations happened. 583 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,098 NARRATOR: But what if an entire political party 584 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,601 couldn't remember January 6th? 585 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,636 MAN: Did you talk with other congressmen 586 00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:32,738 about overturning the election? 587 00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,307 I have no idea. 588 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:37,143 (panting) 589 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,946 That's a perfect score. 590 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:43,649 NARRATOR: Sometimes it's just easier to forget. 591 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,152 Hello. 592 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:58,731 NARRATOR: Coming to Apple TV+ this fall. 593 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,967 Ben Stiller, you've done it again. 594 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,936 All right, when we come back, DJ Envy and his wife, Gia, 595 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,905 are gonna tell you how to save your marriage, 596 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,340 so don't go away. 597 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,475 (cheering and applause) 598 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:19,818 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 599 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,754 My guests tonight are DJ and radio host 600 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,290 RaaShaun Envy and his wife Gia Casey. 601 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:26,925 They're here to talk about their new book 602 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,695 about their 27-year relationship called Real Life, Real love. 603 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,098 Please welcome Gia and DJ Envy. 604 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,233 (applause and cheering) 605 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:42,574 Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. 606 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:46,912 Welcome to The Daily Show. 607 00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:48,914 -Thanks for having us. -Thank you for having us. 608 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,582 Your book has caused quite a storm, 609 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:51,983 I'm sure you have noticed. 610 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,419 You know? There are not many books about marriages 611 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:57,422 and relationships that get everyone online talking, 612 00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:59,124 -which I actually think is a good thing. -Mm-hmm. 613 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,458 But I want to start with the "why." 614 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,893 You know, some people write books 615 00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,162 about how they did what they did in the relationship. 616 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:05,530 It's always one person in the couple. 617 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,666 You wrote a book together. It's really intimate. 618 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:11,002 It is also really vulnerable. Tell me why. 619 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,939 Well, for us, like you said, 620 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,442 we've been together for 27 years, married almost 21 years. 621 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:21,079 -Wow. -And people constantly come up to us-- 622 00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,448 friends, family, sometimes even people on the street-- 623 00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:27,552 asking us how is it that we kept it together. 624 00:26:27,652 --> 00:26:29,120 And I don't really like that question 625 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,890 because "kept it together" kind of gives the impression 626 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:35,327 -that you did it somewhat under duress. -Mm-hmm. 627 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:38,129 I think the better question is, "27 years later, 628 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:41,466 -why do we still want to be together?" -Mm. 629 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:43,668 -Ooh, I like that. -Because marriage is a choice. 630 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:46,171 But a lot of people don't look at it as a choice. 631 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,073 It's like, after the honeymoon stage is over, 632 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,674 -after the big beautiful wedding... -Uh-huh. 633 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,077 typically around seven years down the line, 634 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,878 it's as though a lot of people feel as though 635 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,380 -they're trapped there... -Yeah, yeah. 636 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,682 or being held in a vice, and eyes start wandering. 637 00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,151 But why is it that now we still want to be there? 638 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,153 -So we wanted to let people know. -Mm-hmm. 639 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:04,756 It really gets into the nitty-gritty of relationships 640 00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:06,858 in a way that, like, you know, I... 641 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,027 -Like, you're DJ Envy. -Mm-hmm. 642 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,863 You know what I'm saying? And I-I... I was surprised 643 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,798 by the vulnerability you put in this book 644 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,133 because you even talk about it in the book. 645 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,202 There's no denying that hip-hop for a long time 646 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,639 -has operated in a shroud of bravado. -Correct. 647 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,507 You know, so hip-hop has always been about, uh, 648 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,342 "I don't even talk about my wife. You don't know 649 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:25,877 -if I have my wife. I'm all about the streets." -Right. 650 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,445 "You know, I got these ladies in the street." 651 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,447 -It's a feeling, it's an idea. -Absolutely. Mm-hmm. -Yes. 652 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,150 And you've come out as DJ Envy, and you're going, "No. 653 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,685 "Here are the mistakes I made. 654 00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:36,555 -Here's how I was insecure as a man." -Yup. 655 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,657 "Here's how I could have been a better husband." 656 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,458 Was there not a part of you that was worried 657 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:44,329 that the DJ Envy would now basically be, you know, 658 00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:46,531 -losing himself to tell the truth? -Nah. 659 00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,133 I think these are the conversations we need to have. 660 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:50,035 If you think about it, we can go to the barbershop, 661 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,070 -and we talk about our favorite NBA player. -Uh-huh. 662 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,372 We can talk about our favorite sneakers, our favorite music. 663 00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:55,840 But sometimes things that are important 664 00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:58,643 we need to discuss, as well, and that is relationships. 665 00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:00,545 I wish I had somebody at the barbershop and say, 666 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:01,880 "Hey, look, my wife, is... 667 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,481 -Me and her are arguing about this." -Right. 668 00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:05,817 "Am I right? Is she right? What do I do?" 669 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,186 You know, how do we solve this conversation? 670 00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:09,521 How do we get into a situation 671 00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:10,855 where we're not right-fighting-- 672 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,057 meaning we're just fighting to win-- 673 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:13,658 but we're actually want to, you know, 674 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:16,661 get to the same place and have a better, you know, 675 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,863 description of whatever we're arguing about? 676 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:21,900 -Because at the end of the day, we're on the same team. -Right. 677 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,635 If we're arguing, we shouldn't be trying to... 678 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,537 I shouldn't be trying to annihilate her. 679 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,205 She shouldn't be trying to destroy me in an argument. 680 00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:28,840 We should be trying to get to an understanding 681 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:30,642 -where we can both understand. -It seems impossible, though. 682 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,477 Like, I mean, the book starts off in 683 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:33,878 honestly one of the most vulnerable places, 684 00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,347 which I commend you for, because I think 685 00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:37,182 a lot of people live in a silo where they think 686 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:38,516 their relationship is terrible, 687 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:39,951 and everyone's living great relationships 688 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,453 -'cause they are on Instagram, right? -Mm-hmm. -Yes. 689 00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,954 And then you read the book, and then you go like, 690 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,257 "Oh, boy, relationships are tough, people are struggling." 691 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:46,925 -Yes. -Yes. -You talk about infidelity. 692 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,493 -Yes. -Mm-hmm. -You know, you talk about... 693 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:50,829 In the beginning of the book, you were a shitty man to her. 694 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:52,464 -You talk about this in the book. -(laughter) 695 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,266 No, no, it's in... I'm not... 696 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,767 -(applause) -I'm not saying you... 697 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,336 -Gosh, Trevor. Geez. -No, no, no! 698 00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,472 -You talk about being controlling. -Yes, yes. 699 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,007 You talk about being, like... You know, you had this... 700 00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:03,475 You were like, "Gia, you can't go there. 701 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:04,843 "You're gonna go with me here, 702 00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,177 and you're gonna be in the booth when I'm DJing." 703 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,946 -You talk about this. -Yeah. 704 00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:09,581 That's a vulnerable place to put yourself in, 705 00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:11,216 -and it's an honest place. -Mm-hmm. 706 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:14,185 Like, that is an interesting thing to do as a person. 707 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:15,720 I want to know why you thought you need to include that. 708 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,188 -You didn't keep it vague. -Right. 709 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:18,890 You were like, "Here's specifically how I was shitty." 710 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,425 Well, I wanted to talk about 711 00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,694 -what I did to be so shitty, Trevor. -(laughter) -No, no. 712 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,129 In a good way. We've all been shitty. 713 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,430 Don't judge. We've all been shitty in relationships. 714 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:26,665 -You know what I mean. -Goodness gracious. 715 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,300 I was a good husband, too, at one point. 716 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,834 -Now, but... -Yeah. 717 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,970 -But, you know, also, I have a 20-year-old, you know? -Yes. 718 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:35,874 She goes to NYC, and I wanted to teach her and show her 719 00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:37,442 what she should be looking at, right? 720 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,444 'Cause I tell her if she finds a guy like how I was, run. 721 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:40,812 -And we wanted... -Wow. -(laughter) 722 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:43,949 It's not that funny, but I wanted to... but I wanted to 723 00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:45,917 also discuss, you know, the change and the evolution 724 00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:48,353 and what made me think about it and why I was insecure. 725 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,722 I was insecure because I thought she would find somebody smarter, 726 00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:54,159 somebody more, uh, handsome than me, which would be difficult, 727 00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:56,261 -but more handsome than me. -(laughter) 728 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:58,263 And I was really, really at a place where I was like, 729 00:29:58,363 --> 00:29:59,698 -"I can't let her go." -Yeah. 730 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,466 "If she leaves, she's gonna find somebody else." 731 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,001 And it was my own insecurities 732 00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,336 that almost ruined this relationship, 733 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,937 -ruined the best thing I've ever had. -Hmm. 734 00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,806 Ruined a relationship with my best friend. 735 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:10,475 We have six kids, and I almost lost all of that 736 00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:12,944 -because I was insecure. -Wow. It's beautiful, man. 737 00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:14,913 Thank you for sharing. For real, that's beautiful. 738 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:18,416 -Thank you. -(applause) -That's really nice because... 739 00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:20,452 You see, when we talk about that bravado, 740 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,153 take it away from hip-hop. Because 741 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,889 people have been sold the idea of perfect relationships, 742 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:26,024 everyone who thinks they're not in a perfect relationship 743 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:27,692 -thinks that they're failing. -Mm-hmm. 744 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,027 When, in fact, people who are honest go like, 745 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:30,996 "Oh this is hard. It is hard to do." 746 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,899 You talk about infidelity, you talk about the things 747 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,333 that you were going through. 748 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,169 Gia, one of the biggest things women will talk about is 749 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:41,106 the embarrassment and shame that comes with being cheated on. 750 00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:44,142 They go like, "My self-worth has almost been publicly decimated." 751 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:45,911 -In the book, you share... -Yes. 752 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,312 how you found out from a gossip blog 753 00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:48,880 -that he was having an affair. -Mm-hmm. 754 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,950 -Now people lie and everything, but that one was true. -Yes. 755 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,719 When you're sharing that, when women are reading that, 756 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:56,888 many women would say the same... They'd go like, 757 00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:59,024 "Gia, if a man cheats on me, I'm gone, I'm out." 758 00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:02,928 And yet, you talk about all of your "whys" and your "hows." 759 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,063 -Mm-hmm. -What did you learn in that moment? 760 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,565 And what do you think people can learn 761 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,633 about infidelity in a marriage? 762 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:13,171 Okay. First of all, RaaShaun didn't cheat on me. 763 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:16,241 -He cheated on himself. -Ooh. 764 00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:19,678 And a lot of women don't look at the situation 765 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:21,279 that way when they're cheated on. 766 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,214 And some men. And some men. 767 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:27,452 But it takes a tremendous amount of integrity and self-worth 768 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,422 to be able to hold yourself to a certain standard 769 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,657 when you're in a relationship in and of itself, 770 00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:34,993 furthermore when you're in the public eye. 771 00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:37,662 Extend that a little bit more when you're an artist, 772 00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,599 a DJ, an athlete or someone in that profession. 773 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,933 Because, like you stated earlier, 774 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,568 it's almost expected 775 00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,437 that you're living this single life 776 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,305 where you're popping bottles and in the clubs 777 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:50,175 -and have women around you constantly. -NOAH: Right. 778 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:52,077 But for me, 779 00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:54,679 it was very important to write the book 780 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:57,949 because I want women to understand that men cheat, 781 00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:00,785 and it doesn't necessarily have to be because of you. 782 00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:03,321 -NOAH: Hmm. -It is because of them. 783 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:05,523 So, I don't... I didn't feel embarrassment. 784 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:08,927 People ask me, "How is it so easy for you to talk about?" 785 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,296 -NOAH: Mm-hmm. -He's his own individual. 786 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:12,664 He made a choice. 787 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,466 I didn't cheat. 788 00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:16,468 There's no embarrassment for me. 789 00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:18,503 -NOAH: Hmm. -There's no humiliation for me. 790 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:22,540 I own me, and I have to decide how I'm going to move forward 791 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:24,075 with my head held high. 792 00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:26,411 It's very important for women to understand that. 793 00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:28,613 -NOAH: Wh-When you... -(applause) 794 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:34,819 When you talk about it in the book... 795 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,890 What I love about this book is it's not a how-to book. 796 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,325 I will say that. 797 00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:42,727 It's a... It's a book that seems like a conversation 798 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:45,030 you are having with anyone who's reading the book. 799 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,965 It seems like we've met you as a couple. 800 00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:48,533 We get to know you as a reader. 801 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,436 We see you talk to each other. You talk to us as individuals. 802 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:52,904 Some of your friends are in the book, as well, 803 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:55,874 giving their perspectives from the outside and from the inside. 804 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,711 And-and one thing that was really intriguing to me, Gia, 805 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,814 is when you talked about honesty through a different lens. 806 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,050 Many people think the only betrayal 807 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,318 that can happen in a relationship 808 00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:09,588 is one where somebody cheats. That's betrayal. 809 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,022 -That's the only betrayal. -Yes. -Yes. Right. 810 00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:13,258 You drop one of the biggest bombshells in the book 811 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:16,161 and in your relationship when you told your husband 812 00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:17,929 you had been faking orgasms 813 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:20,298 -for basically a decade. -Yes. 814 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:22,968 Yeah. (laughs) 815 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,703 Y'all didn't find that funny, huh? 816 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,404 -(laughter) -Geesh. 817 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:28,406 That's... Yeah, that's... But you-you admitted. 818 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,008 You're like, "This is also a betrayal. 819 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,543 -This is a dishonesty." -Absolutely. 820 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,278 Like, so, walk me through it as a couple, 'cause-'cause... 821 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:34,980 We'll talk about the online aspect later. 822 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,615 I-I want to get... I want to get through that, 823 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,316 'cause I really enjoyed you talking about it 824 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,417 -with each other. -Yes. 825 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:40,852 Here are you as a... as a wife going, 826 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,320 "I lied about this." 827 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,422 Here you are as a husband going, "My whole world is a lie." 828 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,424 -Correct. -Yes. So, we have been together 829 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,960 -since I was 15 and he was 16. -NOAH: Wow. 830 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:52,964 And I lost my virgin... virginity to him on my... 831 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,433 when I was 16. On our one-year anniversary. 832 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,235 So, I was 16, he was 17. 833 00:33:57,335 --> 00:34:00,505 I was a virgin, and he was virgin-ish. 834 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:03,174 -Relatively a virgin. -(laughter) 835 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:04,609 He... 836 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,478 He had tried with somebody else. 837 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:09,447 It didn't really, you know, cross the finish line. 838 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,283 So... (laughs) 839 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,452 -Oh, boy. Oh, boy. -So he was virgin-ish. 840 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,956 So, needless to say, we were both very inexperienced. 841 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,859 -NOAH: Mm-hmm. -But even during those times, 842 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:23,728 I enjoyed our intimacy. 843 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,463 -NOAH: Yeah. -I enjoyed sex. 844 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,400 But I didn't know myself 845 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:29,734 what an orgasm was. 846 00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:32,103 I came to figure it out, 847 00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:34,506 but when you don't understand yourself, 848 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:37,809 how do you communicate your needs to someone else? 849 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,279 -NOAH: Mm. -And the way that most young women 850 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,647 are raised in this country, 851 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,983 more than likely around the world, 852 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,852 it's as though we're subconsciously taught 853 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:50,055 that women are playthings for men. 854 00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:52,557 -NOAH: Right. -When you look at billboards, 855 00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:56,428 magazines, ads, television, music videos, anything, 856 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,330 you see beautiful women, 857 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,532 sexy women, sometimes scantily clad, 858 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:04,803 and you believe that we're here for the pleasure of men. 859 00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:08,440 -NOAH: Mm-hmm. -So I prioritized my husband-- 860 00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,675 or my boyfriend before he became my husband-- 861 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,944 when it came to the bedroom. 862 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:16,314 And my needs came second. 863 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,483 And I never communicated that with him. 864 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,685 I thought through love. 865 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,988 I thought I was catering to his ego 866 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,823 and catering to the outcome 867 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:28,526 that obviously any person wants in that type of situation. 868 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,929 And then when I finally told him, 869 00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:33,031 it was years of frustration. 870 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:36,034 We were in an argument, and I weaponized it 871 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,703 -to hurt him. -Did she. Did she. -NOAH: Ooh! 872 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,473 I thought I was Mandingo, 873 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,875 big daddy longleg. 874 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,744 -Wow. -And if she says... 875 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:46,912 Now, I'm not gonna lie. 876 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,613 I would watch porn when I was a teen, 877 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:50,248 -and in porn, you just... -Yes. Yes. 878 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:52,050 -And that's what I thought it was. -They didn't need all that. 879 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,151 -No, I'm just... -They get it. 880 00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,053 -And... -Yeah. 881 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,122 Dur-During that argument, she was like, 882 00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:58,390 "You know, I haven't had an orgasm." 883 00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,591 I'm like, "Oh, really? 884 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:00,892 All right, well, how long? Last week?" 885 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,861 She was like, "No, ten years." 886 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,763 -I looked just like that. -NOAH: That's painful. 887 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,197 -Very. -Yes, yes. 888 00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,866 -Very. -And... (sighs) 889 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:10,669 It wasn't that far-stretched for me at the time 890 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:11,870 to weaponize something like that 891 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:14,573 because our relationship at the time, 892 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,208 we didn't behave as though we were on the same team. 893 00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,477 -NOAH: Mm-hmm. -If we argued, it was to win. 894 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:21,947 In the book, we refer to it as right fighting. 895 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:24,749 -NOAH: Right. -We didn't care about understanding each other, 896 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,686 gaining common ground, fixing the problem. 897 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:29,454 We just wanted to win 898 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,323 so that we can kind of shrug our shoulder 899 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,225 at the other person at the end 900 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,594 and maybe tell our friends or whatever. 901 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:39,497 It was with that, um, that feeling 902 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,700 where you just wanted to... 903 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,337 demean, essentially, the person that you're with. 904 00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:46,771 -And... -NOAH: Mm-hmm. You want to hurt them 905 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,340 -as much as they've hurt you. -You want to hurt them 906 00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:50,542 as much... Like they say, hurt people hurt people. 907 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,477 -Mm-hmm. -So, that's where I was coming from at the time. 908 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:54,246 In-in the sharing of this... 909 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:55,814 And I want people to read the book, 910 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,816 so I won't give all of it away, because you break it down. 911 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,217 -You talk about the ramifications. -Yeah. 912 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:00,719 You talk about how it made you feel. 913 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,954 And I love that you also say... You don't blame her. 914 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,322 You don't go like, "I cheated because she did..." 915 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,658 You go like, "No. I now felt insecure. I went..." 916 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,360 It-it really is honest. 917 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,196 One of the things I noticed online, as happens, 918 00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:13,765 is this has become, like, a... It's almost a meme now. 919 00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:15,166 You know, people are like, "Oh, DJ Envy. 920 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:17,102 I'll never let my wife go out and talk like that." 921 00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:18,670 -Everyone has this bravado. -Yeah. 922 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:19,905 -Right. -Everyone has this bravado. 923 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:21,740 -Right. -"My wife would never talk about me. 924 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,974 I-I do my thing. I do..." 925 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,175 -You know what I mean? -It's fake. 926 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:26,978 R-- Yeah, but-but you had to have known, 927 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,313 especially coming from hip-hop. 928 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:29,581 You had to have known 929 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,783 that people would respond in that way. 930 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:34,452 I would love to know why you decided 931 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,621 that the public ridicule 932 00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:40,225 was not enough of a factor to consider, 933 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,494 you know, versus you sharing a truth 934 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,096 -that many couples would love to deny publicly. -Right. 935 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,531 For myself, it was like this-- 936 00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:48,033 I mean, and I'm sure you've been through it. 937 00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,768 -I mean, we've been canceled before. -Mm-hmm. 938 00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,870 We've been laughed at in jokes. And nothing bothers me. 939 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,973 The only thing that bothers me is my family and my kids. 940 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:57,642 Outside of that, I feel like we have a bigger mission. 941 00:37:57,742 --> 00:38:00,178 And the conversations that we started with that 942 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,279 are through the roof. 943 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,582 If I showed you my DMs and my wife's DMS 944 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:06,885 of how many wives hit me or hit my wife and says, 945 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,620 "I'm going through that same problem. Thank you. 946 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,855 "Now I can have the conversation with my husband, 947 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:13,358 "now I can have the conversation with my boyfriend, 948 00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:15,093 "because I wasn't getting to that level. 949 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:16,695 He didn't know how to please me." 950 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,697 And now it's a conversation. And that's all we want. 951 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,866 Now, that was when we were 16 and 15 and we figured it out. 952 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,935 -Yeah. -We figured out how to be intimate, 953 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,438 what makes her this. what makes me that. 954 00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:28,540 And our relationship is on a whole nother level. 955 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,475 -Yeah. -So nobody can really bother me 956 00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:31,509 or make me feel any way. 957 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:33,178 I have my wife and my kids. 958 00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:34,646 -Nobody else really matters, honestly. -Those are your fans. 959 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:35,714 -Those are your biggest fans. -Absolutely. -And if you're 960 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,215 -not... -(applause) 961 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:42,287 But I make her orgasm now! I just want to put that out there! 962 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:45,290 -I make her orgasm now! -(laughing) -(cheering) 963 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,625 Multiple times! 964 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,227 I'm not-- We gonna put that out there! 965 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,196 Let me-- let me ask you this before-before I let you go, 966 00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:53,131 'cause I-I could chat to you forever about this, honestly. 967 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:56,334 Um, l-- Be-Before you go, I-I would love to know two things. 968 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,204 Um, one, you had to start a new relationship. 969 00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:01,206 -Mm-hmm. -You know? Which-which is something you get into 970 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,141 in the book, is there was the old relationship 971 00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,477 -and there's definitely a new relationship. -Yeah. 972 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:09,547 People are in relationships all over the world. 973 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,517 We always find ourselves in relationships that may be bad, 974 00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,486 and then now the Internet says everything's toxic, 975 00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:16,321 but you may not know when it's toxic or when it's bad, 976 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:18,323 when it can be repaired or when it cannot be repaired. 977 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,058 Gia, from your side as a woman, 978 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:23,228 what advice would you give to women to try and decipher 979 00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:25,897 between working on a thing that can be worked on 980 00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:28,667 -versus staying in something that they shouldn't be? -Mm-hmm. 981 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,502 Well, first, you have to figure out 982 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:33,538 how you actually feel about the other person. 983 00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:35,540 For me, when I found out, I didn't-- 984 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,008 it didn't matter how I felt. 985 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:38,443 I told him from day one 986 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:41,279 that if he ever cheated on me, that I was out. 987 00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:44,349 And I meant it. So I was out. 988 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:49,287 And a lot of work had to be done to get me back in. 989 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:50,822 God was a huge part of it. 990 00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,624 -You'd have to read that in the book. -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 991 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,259 But... 992 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,963 ...reparations had to be made. 993 00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,732 -Wow. -There is a part of the book called "The New Deal." 994 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,534 So when people ask me how, 995 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,269 with the exception of God, 996 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:08,573 the New Deal explains exactly what steps 997 00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:12,310 Raashaun needed to take to deserve my forgiveness, 998 00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:14,312 to deserve my understanding, and to d-- 999 00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,147 and to deserve my grace. 1000 00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:19,417 And he worked relentlessly 1001 00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:20,986 to achieve all of those things. 1002 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:24,189 And the key for me was "until." 1003 00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:28,526 He was willing to do that work until I was whole again, 1004 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,595 -until we were whole again... -Damn. 1005 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:34,599 ...until he was able to fill in the holes that... 1006 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:37,302 -he had put throughout our entire relationship. -Mm. 1007 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,037 There was no expiration date. 1008 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,772 Because a lot of men will say, "Listen, 1009 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,741 "I've been apologizing for two months. 1010 00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,042 "I've been trying to make it up to you. 1011 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,543 "What do you want from me, blood? 1012 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:47,646 -Like, what-what else can I do?" -Mm. 1013 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,581 That... 1014 00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:51,583 that approach is damaging. 1015 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,718 Because you're the offender. 1016 00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:54,886 I'm the offendee. 1017 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:56,955 Now I have to expedite my healing 1018 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,657 -and make you feel good again? -Mm. 1019 00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,926 No. That-That's not my job. 1020 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:03,161 You broke it. Now you have to fix it. 1021 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:05,463 And I wasn't willing to teach him how to do that. 1022 00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:07,465 He had to figure that out on his own. 1023 00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:10,468 -So all of his efforts, the time invested... -Mm-hmm. 1024 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,237 ...the lengths to which he went to 1025 00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:14,806 proved to me that he was worthy 1026 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,042 of the things that he needed to become whole 1027 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:18,510 so that we could become whole again. 1028 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:19,544 And it worked. 1029 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,446 And once I decided to forgive, 1030 00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:22,681 I didn't look back. 1031 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,849 Y-- Be-Before you move on from that though, I... 1032 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,851 there's something you said in the book which is, 1033 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,721 I-I feel, like, a slight semantic but-but a powerful one, 1034 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:32,791 'cause, you know, now you said, "He had to fix it." 1035 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,960 But what you said in the book is really interesting 1036 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,462 -in that he wasn't supposed to fix you. -Mm-hmm. 1037 00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:38,964 -He had to fix him. -Yes. -Correct. 1038 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:41,733 And then you began your journey of fixing you as well. 1039 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,001 -Exactly. -And I feel like there's a-- 1040 00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:44,803 there's a difference there in healing, is it-- 1041 00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:46,438 you know, especially in the book when you talk about it-- 1042 00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:49,040 there's a difference between you saying "you have to fix me..." 1043 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,442 -Yes. -...versus "you have to fix you 1044 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,444 and then I am going to fix me as well." 1045 00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:54,946 So, in that fixing, before I let you go, 1046 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,115 you become new people. You become more honest, 1047 00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,117 which is scary, because the path to honesty 1048 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:00,285 is almost the end of the relationship 1049 00:42:00,452 --> 00:42:01,653 because you have to start a new one. 1050 00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:04,222 So, in that fixing, 1051 00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,824 what did you have to fix? 1052 00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:08,260 And then what are the new things you discovered about each other, 1053 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,761 where you went, "Oh, in this new relationship, 1054 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,496 I actually love this person more"? 1055 00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:13,465 Um, I think honesty. Whole honesty. 1056 00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:16,534 And I had to-to learn the definition of love, right? 1057 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,637 We all say "I love you." You say, "I love my spouse." 1058 00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:20,672 "I love this person." But do we truly know 1059 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:22,674 the definition of love or do we just say it? 1060 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,610 And if I love somebody, I don't want to lie to them. 1061 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:26,945 I don't want to hurt them. 1062 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,947 I still get butterflies when I see them. 1063 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,782 I'll never cheat on 'em. 1064 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,951 And I had to understand what love meant. 1065 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,419 Sometimes we can say, "Oh, we love 'em, 1066 00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:35,554 -but we'll still do this." -Right. 1067 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:37,022 And that's not what I wanted. I wanted s-- 1068 00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:38,523 I wanted my best friend. 1069 00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:40,258 And if that's my best friend, she's gonna be honest with me 1070 00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:41,660 -and I have to be honest with her. -Uh-huh. 1071 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,095 If there's something that-that bothers me about her 1072 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,431 -or something that bothers her, we have to be honest. -Mm. 1073 00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:48,099 And now we're at a point in our relationship 1074 00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:49,167 we're completely honest. 1075 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,036 And even though I put a lot of... 1076 00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:53,271 through a whole bunch of bull-bull-ish... 1077 00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:54,472 -You can say "bullshit." -...it's... 1078 00:42:54,573 --> 00:42:56,708 -bullshit... -(laughter) 1079 00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:58,009 ...it's... 1080 00:42:58,109 --> 00:43:00,111 On the other side, it's a thousand times better. 1081 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:02,347 We are better friends, we are better parents, 1082 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,783 we are better lovers, we have a better relationship. 1083 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,918 We're just better as people. 1084 00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:10,589 And that's due to all the bullshit I put her through. 1085 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:13,458 -Mm-hmm. -Man, it's an amazing book because it's so honest, 1086 00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:15,527 it's messy, it's imperfect, 1087 00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,262 and I think that's what every relationship is. 1088 00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:18,863 -Thank you so much for joining me on the show. -Thank you 1089 00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:20,665 -for having us. -Thank you. -Thank you very much. 1090 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,534 Really appreciate it. 1091 00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:23,702 All right, people. 1092 00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,036 Gia and Envy's book, 1093 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:26,972 Real Life, Real Love, is available now. 1094 00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:30,041 And be sure to check out their podcast The Casey Crew. 1095 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,776 We're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back 1096 00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:33,845 -after this. -(cheering and applause) 1097 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,513 Thank you. For real. 1098 00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:41,852 (cheering and applause) 1099 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,554 Well, that's our show for tonight. But before we go, 1100 00:43:44,654 --> 00:43:46,890 I just wanted to remind you that nearly 4,000 homes 1101 00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:49,159 have been destroyed and more than 40,000 people 1102 00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:50,727 have been displaced by the floods 1103 00:43:50,827 --> 00:43:53,563 and the mudslides in my home country, South Africa. 1104 00:43:53,663 --> 00:43:55,732 Now, Gift of the Givers is a South African-based 1105 00:43:55,832 --> 00:43:58,401 disaster relief organization on the ground 1106 00:43:58,502 --> 00:44:00,270 helping those who have been affected by the flood. 1107 00:44:00,370 --> 00:44:02,439 So if you can help them in their work in any way, 1108 00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:04,274 then please donate at the link below. 1109 00:44:04,374 --> 00:44:06,309 Until tomorrow stay safe out there. 1110 00:44:06,409 --> 00:44:09,513 And if you're having trouble remembering things in your life, 1111 00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:11,448 you might have been part of the insurrection. 1112 00:44:11,548 --> 00:44:14,951 Go get that checked. Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 1113 00:44:15,051 --> 00:44:17,087 ♪ ♪ 1114 00:44:18,054 --> 00:44:21,458 A trip to a national forest takes a disgusting turn 1115 00:44:21,558 --> 00:44:23,293 for a California woman. 1116 00:44:23,393 --> 00:44:25,429 She had to be rescued from a toilet. 1117 00:44:25,529 --> 00:44:27,063 NEWSMAN: She had apparently dropped her phone 1118 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,298 while using the outhouse. 1119 00:44:28,398 --> 00:44:29,466 So what does she do next? 1120 00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:31,268 She dismantles the seat and the housing 1121 00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:34,938 and tries to reach down to grab the phone, 1122 00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:36,773 but she slipped and slid, 1123 00:44:36,873 --> 00:44:40,177 falling down into the toilet headfirst and getting stuck. 1124 00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:42,012 She fell in headfirst? 1125 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:45,415 Yeah. At least within reach of the... phone. 1126 00:44:45,515 --> 00:44:48,185 -But she fell in headfirst. -(laughs) 1127 00:44:48,318 --> 00:44:50,787 Out of mercy, we're not giving you her name 1128 00:44:50,887 --> 00:44:52,322 or showing any photos. 1129 00:44:52,422 --> 00:44:54,091 -Or an image of her, her having... -Ugh. -(laughs) 1130 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:56,359 (laughing): Her legs sticking up in the air. 1131 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:59,796 Falling headfirst into a pool of human feces. 1132 00:44:59,896 --> 00:45:02,666 That's something that's gonna stick with you.