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All right, let's begin
with the latest twist
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in the
"will they-won't they" story
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that everyone is talking about--
Elon Musk and Twitter.
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It's the hottest and messiest
relationship drama
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this side of Riverdale,
and it looks like
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after weeks of flirtation
and fighting,
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the new couple has officially
done the deed.
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NEWSWOMAN:
Now it is official.
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Elon Musk has bought Twitter
for approximately $44 billion.
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He's going to be paying
each share of Twitter $54.20.
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In a statement released
by the company, Mr. Musk said,
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"Free speech is the bedrock
of a functioning democracy,
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"and Twitter is the digital
town square
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where matters vital to the
future of humanity are debated."
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NEWSWOMAN 2: This is
a dramatic turn of events
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from earlier this month
when Twitter was set
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to decline Musk's offer,
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adopting a so-called
"poison pill" to block him.
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That's right, people.
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Twitter said it would never sell
to Elon Musk,
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and then he produced the cash,
and they're like,
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-"All right, we'll sell."
-(laughter)
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Yes, I guess they found
that edit button after all.
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It's actually kind of
an historic moment.
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This is the first time
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anyone at Twitter has changed
their mind about anything.
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Well done.
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I feel like Twitter was always
going to sell to Elon, though.
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Right? They just couldn't be
too eager about it.
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You know, it's like a husband
and wife, where it's like,
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"Uh-uh. I am not going
to that wedding!
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Forget it!
It's not going to happen!"
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And then three months later,
it's like,
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"How does my bowtie look?
How does it...?
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Does think it looks good?
Do you think it does?"
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I honestly don't know why Elon
would want to own Twitter.
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All right? It just doesn't seem
like a fun place
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to supervise right now.
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You know, it's like buying
Jurassic Park
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after the power went down
and the cages are opened.
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Yeah, you're gonna spend
a lot of time
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replacing Jeep windshields.
That's all I'm saying.
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But the truth is, look,
in many ways,
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this is a really smart move
by Elon Musk
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because wealthy men know
the value
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in owning publishing platforms.
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Yeah, it's why Jeff Bezos bought
The Washington Post.
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It's why Rupert Murdoch bought
The Wall Street Journal.
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It's why Confucius owns those
fortune cookies. Yeah. Yeah.
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Because, you see, then he knows
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that none of us will play
his lucky numbers in the Lotto.
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That is genius.
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So, you see, by buying Twitter,
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Elon Musk gets to own one of
the most culturally-influential
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publishing platforms
in the world.
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I mean, remember this.
Think about it.
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Twitter is how
the Arab Spring took off, right?
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Black Lives matter
blew up on Twitter.
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The #MeToo movement
started on Twitter.
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Trump used Twitter
to turn himself
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from a reality show joke
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into the 45th president
of the United States and a joke.
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(laughter)
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So owning Twitter gives you
more power
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than the drugstore employee
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with the key
to the deodorant shelf, yeah.
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Yeah, you want to smell fresh,
you best not piss off Curtis.
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Don't play around.
He will shut you down.
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You'll walk around
smelling musky.
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So here's the thing.
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Look, whether you are
for Elon Musk or against him,
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you've got to admit
it is pretty crazy
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that one man is now in control
of all of that.
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Because before this,
Jack Dorsey didn't own Twitter.
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Right? A lot
of people think he did.
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No, he had two percent
of the shares, and even as CEO,
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he still had to answer
to the board,
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and the board still had
to answer to the shareholders,
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and Twitter itself still
had to answer to the SEC.
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But now, as a private company,
it's just Elon Musk.
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Yeah. Everything that happens
on Twitter from now on
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is up to him.
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And also whatever strain
his weed guy gives him that day.
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I'm just saying.
He gets the wrong sativa,
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there could be a race war,
people. Prepare yourselves.
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Like, this is the thing:
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W-Whether it's a billionaire you
like or a billionaire you hate,
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as a society, I think we should
spend more time interrogating
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how easy it is for
billionaires to shape our world
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in their favor.
Just think about it.
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You like it now,
you don't like it now,
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but should they be able
to do it? I don't know.
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But let's move on from
Twitter to a real battlefield:
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The invasion of Ukraine.
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Since before the invasion
began, the United States has
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tried to put pressure on Russia
using economic sanctions, which
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is basically taking away your
allowance, but for countries.
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And the U.S. government
has cast a wide net.
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It's gone after Russian
officials, oligarchs, companies,
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banks and, of course,
Vladimir Putin himself.
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But it turns out there's one
high-profile Russian who has
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somehow avoided
becoming a target.
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A new report explains why
the U.S. has so far refused
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to sanction
Vladimir Putin's girlfriend--
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and the mother, allegedly,
of three of his children.
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NEWSMAN: The U.S. Government has
considered but then pulled back
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on sanctioning a woman long
rumored to Putin's girlfriend,
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the Russian gymnast
Alina Kabaeva.
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This is something that, uh,
was deemed so sensitive
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that they decided to hold off,
because they believe that
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Putin's, uh, response could be
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so irrational, so angry, um,
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that there would be some
sort of backlash.
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Whoa, this is interesting.
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No, the U.S. government
has sanctioned everyone
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except Putin's girlfriend?
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I guess they watched
the Oscars and were like,
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"Ooh, maybe we should
stay away from spouses.
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We'll just, uh,
we'll play it safe."
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And-and before we get into
the sanctions or not sanctions,
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am I the only person who's
shocked that Vladimir Putin
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has a girlfriend?
Am I the only one?
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Like, if there's any man out
there who has some red flags,
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girl, let me tell about Vlad.
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Yeah, I know some people like a
bad boy, but this is next-level.
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Like, there's "bad" and then
there's genocide, okay?
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Also, Putin must be relieved
that the U.S. is not sanctioning
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his girlfriend,
because let's be honest,
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sanctions take a relationship
to a whole new level.
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You know? It puts a lot
of pressure on the relationship.
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Yeah, I always tell my friends,
sanctions in a relationship--
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whoa. Oh, yeah. It's a lot
of pressure. Mm-mmm. Yeah.
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Yeah, I-I'm sure Putin
was relieved, you know?
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He can't have America being more
serious about his relationship
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than he is.
Can you imagine how pissed
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his girlfriend would be?
It's just like,
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(Russian accent):
"Vladi, how come America
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"treat me like your wife, but
you still will not let me keep
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"toothbrush at Kremlin, huh?
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(speaks Russian)"
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(regular accent):
And finally, let's move on
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to some entertainment news.
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You probably know Netflix
as the service with great shows
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that get cancelled just when you
become a fan, and also the home
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of the saddest episodes of
Arrested Development ever.
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But right now, some of Netflix's
biggest hits are actually
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imports from other countries.
And one of the hottest series
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on Netflix right now
is a reality show that is
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beloved in Japan, but has
Americans a lot more divided.
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NEWSMAN: Japanese game shows
have never been known
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for their subtlety, but one
new offering on Netflix
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has jaws dropping.
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Old Enough is an unscripted
series, parents sending
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their two to five-year-old
children to run errands,
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from grocery shopping to
dropping off dry cleaning
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or squeezing fresh juice.
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Netflix calling Old Enough
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"The most wholesome
show you've ever seen."
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But the Internet
isn't convinced.
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And while the concept
might seem bizarre to Western
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audiences, the show has been
running for 30 seasons in Japan.
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NEWSMAN 2: Japan is very
different than the U.S.
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Neighborhoods are more
pedestrian-friendly,
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and the culture
is more trusting of kids.
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In Japan, parents chaperone
their ten and 11-year-olds
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on just 15% of trips
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compared with 65% here.
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Some parenting experts
think American audiences
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can learn from the show.
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It's a little nerve-racking
to let your kids go,
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but when you do,
they will just impress you.
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Or they'll disappoint you.
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(laughter)
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There should always be an "or."
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But yeah, one of Netflix's
most popular shows
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and easily one of my favorites
is Old Enough!,
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which is all about kids
doing things for themselves.
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And let's be honest. I mean,
that's the best kind of kid.
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You know? It's like having
a self-cleaning oven,
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but it's a child.
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And I agree. I absolutely agree
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that kids should have
more freedom than they do.
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This American obsession
with protecting kids
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can actually mess
with their heads.
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Like, think about it.
Parents in America
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will leash their kids
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but then let their dogs
run around free.
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Your kid should never look
at your pets
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and be like,
"That lucky bastard."
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(laughter)
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I don't care
what anyone says, man.
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American parents
are overbearing.
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You won't let your kids walk
down the street by themselves,
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but then inside the house,
they just hand them an iPad
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and ignore them the whole day,
huh?
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Just be like,
"Mommy, will you read to me?"
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"No, no, no, no. Shh! Not now.
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"I'm tweeting about how bad
these Japanese parents are.
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"Go on, here, take the iPad.
Go on YouTube
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and learn about who really did
9/11. Go on. Go on."
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I don't get the anxiety
people feel watching the show.
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Yes, these kids
are running errands.
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Yes. But, guys, there's
a whole camera crew nearby.
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They're like,
"They're by themselves."
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No, there's a camera crew.
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If something was about to happen
that was bad,
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they'd step in.
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You know? It's not like
a nature documentary
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where they have to stand by
and let the tiger
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kill the gazelle.
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"And now the windowless van
approaches
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"and absconds with little Mikey
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"as the sun sets on Main Street.
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The circle of life is complete."
(chuckles)
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All right,
that's it for the headlines.
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(cheering and applause)
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But before we go to a break,
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let's check in
on the stock market
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with our very own
finance expert,
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Michael Kosta, everybody!
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(cheering and applause)
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Things are looking crazy,
Michael,
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-Yeah. -What is happening
with the market today?
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Well, I am absolutely crushing
the market, okay?
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And I...
And-and I got a hot tip for you,
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and I got a hot tip for you,
so let's get into it.
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-Okay. -But actually,
actually, before do I that,
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-the Japanese game show.
-Yeah.
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-I mean, that's unreal.
-Right?
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You know? I mean,
I know American adult children
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who can't execute those tasks,
you know what I mean?
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I mean, but-but, parents,
you got to be careful
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sending your kids out
to do errands.
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I mean,
I remember when I was a kid,
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my dad asked
my 25-year-old sister
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to go get
the family orange juice.
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She drove to Mexico
and joined a cult.
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You know what I mean?
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Which reminds me, Christie,
if you're watching this,
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uh...
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we still need orange juice
back at the house, so...
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Look, I'm...
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(applause)
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Okay.
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Trevor, I'm-I'm so thankful
this show takes place in Japan.
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-Yeah. -You know? Imagine
a place like South Africa
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where the kids
would have to watch out
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for all the giraffe
in the street or, uh...
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no. Kosta, Kosta, no.
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We have giraffes, but we don't
have them in the street.
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Because you don't have streets.
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Dude, don't be ashamed.
You're doing good.
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-I'm not ashamed. That's not...
-Dude. Dude. You're doing good,
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-dude. You're doing good.
-You know... (scoffs) This guy.
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Look, maybe the reason
I'm not impressed
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with these Japanese kids
is that as a kid myself,
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I spent a lot of alone time,
so...
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Look, look, my dad,
he used to take me camping,
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and-and as I was setting up
the campsite,
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he would... he would drive off,
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and he'd say,
"I'll be back in a few minutes."
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And, you know, it would be
a couple days, usually.
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And sometimes,
I'd up there on the mountain,
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and it would start to get cold,
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and I wouldn't have
a lot of drinking water,
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so I would... I would warm
the snow with my hands.
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And then eventually, I would...
I would pack up the stuff,
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and I would start
the long trek home,
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you know, through the winding,
unforgiving mountains.
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And eventually I would bust
through the door of home,
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and my mom,
she'd be so happy to see me.
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She'd be crying,
and she'd be embracing me.
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And my dad,
he'd be so surprised,
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he'd be screaming, you know?
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Anyways, I loved camping.
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And then... And then
the next time he would take me,
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we would drive even further away
from the house.
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But-but I remember,
as I would...
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as I would trek
through the mountains
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and-and hunt antelope
with my bare hands,
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the-the one thought
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that would get me
through all this, Trevor,
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was-was my mom's warm embrace
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and her sweet smile.
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-I-I think...
-AUDIENCE: Aw.
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So, you want to get to the
markets real quick, or, um...?
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-The markets are bad, Trevor.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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The markets are bad, okay?
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Red is bad, red is bad,
red is bad.
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-All right? Now...
-O-Okay.
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-Okay. -...these lines, you got
to ignore these, unfortunately.
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Uh, my apologies.
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I uploaded all my computer data
into my financial app.
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These are
really just personal stuff
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that measures on my computer.
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This, this is my salary once
I passed it through inflation.
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Uh... the green line
are all my Twitter followers
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once I talk about race relations
in the United States.
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Uh, the green are
my effectiveness of erections
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as I grow older. It's...
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it's an odd thing to measure,
but I did agree
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to Apple's terms and conditions.
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So, look, look,
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here's my hot tip.
Here's my hot tip.
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Bonds. Okay?
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As this is showing red,
invest in bonds.
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Michael Kosta, financial expert,
believes in bonds.
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-Wow.
-Especially the bond
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between a mother and her son.
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Because as I'm gnawing
on a coyote carcass,
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it's the only vision
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that gets me home safe.
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And, also, when I lose my money
in the stock market,
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it's that bond I can rely on
for a couple extra bucks, so...
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-(cheering and applause)
-Thanks, Trevor.
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I, uh...
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I think you were abandoned.
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Michael, um,
thank you so much for that.
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All right, when we come back,
we'll figure out
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why nobody can remember
what happened on January 6.
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-You don't want to miss it.
-I love you, Mom!
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-Love you, Mom!
-(speaking indistinctly)
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(cheering and applause)
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(applause and cheering)
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Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
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A little over a year ago,
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thousands of Trump supporters
stormed the Capitol building
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in an attempt to stop the
election from being certified.
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And they wanted
to declare Donald Trump
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super president forever,
no backsies.
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Now what was surprising
is that, by and large,
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the Republican Party
has decided not
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to hold any of that
against Donald Trump.
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And I mean, let's be honest.
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How can you stay mad
at this face?
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How could you
stay mad at this face?
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(muttering gibberish)
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But the Capitol riot wasn't
even the scariest thing
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that happened on January 6th
because you see, my friends,
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we're now finding out
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that something else
happened that day.
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Countless Republicans seem
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to have had
their memories erased.
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I know it sounds crazy,
but... but okay.
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Look at what happened
to Kevin McCarthy,
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the leader of
the House Republicans and guy
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who has definitely called
rap music "the hippity hop."
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(laughter)
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He's he one of Trump's
firmest supporters.
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Never wavered in public,
even after January 6th.
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So when
The New York Times reported
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that McCarthy had privately
told colleagues
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that he thought Trump should
resign, he denied it fiercely,
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he had no memory
of saying anything like that.
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And then, the tapes dropped.
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"It is my recommendation
that he should resign."
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But, yet, McCarthy's memory
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of that call
was completely wiped.
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Yeah, on January 10,
he was all,
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"I've had it with this guy."
And then two weeks later,
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he was chilling
at Mar-a-Lago. Yeah.
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Dude quit Trump the way
most of us quit Twitter.
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He's like,
"I'm deleting this app!
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"Mah. Actually,
I'm not going to delete it,
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"but I won't check it again...
until right now,
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"Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
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"Tweet, tweet,
tweet, tweet, tweet.
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Did you miss me?"
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And by the way,
a lot of people were wondering
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if getting caught on tape
slamming Donald Trump
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would be the end of Kevin
McCarthy's political career.
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I mean, this is Trump's party.
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You know,
if Trump comes out against him,
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that's it, it's over.
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All it takes is one
"Crying Kevin betrayed me,"
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and it's done.
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But instead,
Trump came out and said,
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he and McCarthy are fine.
In fact, he said...
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Yeah, you see,
Trump loves this stuff.
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In fact, if you used to be
against him, and now you're not,
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he likes those people more
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than someone who loved him
the whole time because it shows
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that he made you
bend the knee, yeah.
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The dude loves converting people
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-more than Scientologists
and vegans combined. -(laughter)
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Let me tell you something now.
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If Hillary Clinton herself
came out right now as pro-Trump,
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I don't care what anyone says.
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Let me tell you right now.
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She would be his new
favorite person. He'd be like,
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"Do we love
Crooked Hillary, folks?
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"Do we love her?
Let her out.
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Let her out. Let her out."
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-(applause and cheering)
-"So good. So good.
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"I love her. I love her.
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"She was so cheeky.
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Used to be cheeky."
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So, yeah, Kevin McCarthy
completely forgot
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what he said on and around
January 6th,
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but it's not just him.
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Take Rick Perry,
Trump's Energy Secretary.
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A few months ago, CNN reported
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that Perry was the author
of a text message
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laying out a plan
for overturning the election.
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And perry said, "Absolutely not,
It never happened."
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But then today, CNN got hold
of the complete message,
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-and it's actually signed
"Rick Perry." -(laughter)
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00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,684
Yeah. I don't know
what's worse.
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The fact that he was part
of an insurrection,
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or the fact that he signed
his text message.
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That's such an old person
thing to do.
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It's worse than when my
grandfather brought a bigger TV
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because he thought it would
fit more channels in it.
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So, look, obviously something
happened to Rick's memory, too.
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But as worried as I am
for those guys, people,
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I am really concerned
about Marjorie Taylor Greene,
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Congresswoman from Georgia
and soccer mom
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whose definitely slashed
the other team's bus tires.
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00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,983
You see, a few of MTG's
constituents
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have filed a lawsuit
to disqualify her from Congress
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based on her role
in January 6th.
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Yeah, apparently, there's
something in the Constitution
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that says you cannot run
for office
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if you do an insurrection
against the government. Yeah.
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You know how people had
crazy ideas back then. Yeah.
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And now, look, we all know
it's probably not gonna work,
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but Marjorie Taylor Greene
was still forced to testify
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at a hearing on Friday,
and it looks like
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nobody has been hit harder
by January 6th amnesia than her.
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MAN: You didn't talk
to anybody in government
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about the fact that there were
going to be large protests
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-in Washington on January 6th?
-I don't remember.
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00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,488
You spoke to Representative
Biggs or his staff
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-about that fact, didn't you?
-I do not remember.
463
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,160
How about
Representative Gosar?
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I'm sorry. I don't remember.
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CELLI: Did anyone ever mention
to you the possibility
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that there might be violence
in Washington?
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00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,669
I don't remember.
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00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,371
CELLI:
Ms. Greene, this is a tweet
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that you sent out, uh,
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on January 2, 2021, correct?
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I'm not sure.
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CELLI:
Okay. You don't recall this?
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I-I don't recall
tweeting that, no.
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CELLI: Did you advocate
to President Trump
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to impose martial law
as a way to remain in power?
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I don't recall.
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You don't recall if you wanted
to impose martial law?!
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You don't... Wow.
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I wish I had
Marjorie Taylor Greene's memory.
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Yeah, I once said,
"Enjoy your dinner"
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to a waiter in 2003,
482
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,476
and I still think about it
every day.
483
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,611
Every day.
484
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,313
(applause)
485
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,348
"Enjoy your dinner."
"You enjoy your dinner."
486
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,317
Kill me!
487
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,119
Meanwhile,
she can't even remember
488
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,354
if she told the president
to impose martial law.
489
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,722
Yo. Yo, yo,
let me tell you something.
490
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,724
That should be an easy one
for most people.
491
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,494
If you ever ask the president
to impose martial law,
492
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,629
you would never forget
something that specific.
493
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,531
Like, if anyone can't say no
494
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,267
to doing something
that specific and weird,
495
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,736
you definitely did that shit.
496
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,772
(laughter)
497
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,641
"Um, I, uh...
498
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:19,111
"Uh, have I ever tried
to steal a horse
499
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,848
"and, uh, ride it
inside a bouncy castle?
500
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,417
"Um...
501
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,552
"Your Honor, I do not recall.
502
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,354
"Um...
503
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:29,922
"But you got to admit,
504
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,557
"that sounds like something
505
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,960
"a pretty cool guy would do,
right?
506
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,361
"Right, members of the jury?
507
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:36,896
Right? Yeah."
(chuckles)
508
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,899
"But if it's not cool,
then I do not recall. Yeah.
509
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,268
I don't remember."
510
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,236
So...
511
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,273
Marjorie Taylor Greene
spent the entire hearing
512
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:48,874
denying that she had any memory
513
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,477
of anything to do
with January 6th.
514
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,112
But it turns out, my friends,
515
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,114
that there may be a cure
to this amnesia,
516
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,117
because one thing
that can bring it back,
517
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,152
even if just for a little bit,
518
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,121
is evidence.
519
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,857
And in another moment,
Taylor Greene first denied
520
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,026
that she had called
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
521
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,728
a traitor to her country
522
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,631
before kind of hedging
a little bit
523
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,400
when faced with actual evidence
of saying it.
524
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,736
CELLI: In fact,
you think that Speaker Pelosi
525
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,538
is a traitor to the country,
right?
526
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,344
Uh, you're... I'm not answering
that question. It's speculation.
527
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,912
-It's hypothetical.
-CELLI: You've said that,
528
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,080
haven't you, Miss Greene?
529
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,315
That she's a traitor
to the country.
530
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:31,684
-No, I haven't said that.
-CELLI: Okay.
531
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,120
Put up plaintiff's exhibit five,
please.
532
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,055
Oh, no, wait.
533
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,590
Hold on now.
534
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,593
"Oh, no. No, wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
535
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,895
"Wait. No. No, no, no.
536
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,264
"No. Now that you busted me,
I remember the whole thing.
537
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,300
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no.
538
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,101
No, no, no.
Yeah, I remember it now."
539
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,603
I love that move. Yes.
540
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,005
That's when you tell your mom,
"Yeah, I did my homework."
541
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,041
And she's like, "Oh, yeah, yeah,
let me... Show it to me."
542
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,842
And you're like, "Oh, homework!
543
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,478
"Yeah, I thought you meant
my work at home.
544
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,347
"Um, I'll do that now.
545
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,049
"Thank you, Mom,
for reminding me. I, uh..
546
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:06,052
Yeah, no,
thank you so much for that."
547
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,386
Look, man, I mean, clearly,
548
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,822
this person is unqualified
for Congress, right?
549
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,123
Because politicians
550
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,060
are supposed to be good
at lying, okay?
551
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,728
This was just embarrassing.
552
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,331
"Okay, in my defense,
I didn't know you had evidence.
553
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:20,399
"I mean, I never have evidence
for the stuff I say.
554
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,068
I didn't even know
that was a thing you could do."
555
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,502
(laughter)
556
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,771
Keep in mind, people,
this stuff only happened
557
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,239
a little over a year ago.
558
00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:28,507
It's not like
they're being asked
559
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,409
to remember
their prom date's eye color.
560
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,844
These aren't trick questions.
561
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,846
But nobody
in the Republican Party
562
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,749
can seem to remember
planning the insurrection
563
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,050
or talking about it
564
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,319
or even how they felt about it
at the time.
565
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,321
Kevin McCarthy,
Marjorie Taylor Greene,
566
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:45,191
Jim Jordan.
The list goes on and on.
567
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,893
When it comes to the events
surrounding that day,
568
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:51,631
it's almost like it's been
erased from their memories.
569
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,799
Which is obviously ridiculous,
570
00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:56,102
unless...
571
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,672
NARRATOR: On the next season
of Severance...
572
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,307
MAN:
Did you talk to the White House
573
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,676
about trying to overturn
the election?
574
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,244
I do not remember.
575
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,513
NARRATOR:
It's one thing to forget work.
576
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,515
...McCarthy
simply doesn't remember
577
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,485
what he said
about Mr. Trump's culpability.
578
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,487
I'm not sure what call
you're talking about.
579
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,522
MAN 2: Jim Jordan
can't seem to remember
580
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,924
when he talked to Trump
on January 6th.
581
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,960
I don't know if I spoke
with him in the morning or not.
582
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,763
I just don't know when
those conversations happened.
583
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,098
NARRATOR: But what if
an entire political party
584
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,601
couldn't remember January 6th?
585
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,636
MAN: Did you talk
with other congressmen
586
00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:32,738
about overturning the election?
587
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,307
I have no idea.
588
00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:37,143
(panting)
589
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,946
That's a perfect score.
590
00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:43,649
NARRATOR: Sometimes
it's just easier to forget.
591
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,152
Hello.
592
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:58,731
NARRATOR:
Coming to Apple TV+ this fall.
593
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,967
Ben Stiller,
you've done it again.
594
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,936
All right, when we come back,
DJ Envy and his wife, Gia,
595
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,905
are gonna tell you
how to save your marriage,
596
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,340
so don't go away.
597
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,475
(cheering and applause)
598
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:19,818
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
599
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,754
My guests tonight
are DJ and radio host
600
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,290
RaaShaun Envy
and his wife Gia Casey.
601
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:26,925
They're here to talk
about their new book
602
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,695
about their 27-year relationship
called Real Life, Real love.
603
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,098
Please welcome Gia and DJ Envy.
604
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,233
(applause and cheering)
605
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:42,574
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
606
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:46,912
Welcome to
The Daily Show.
607
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:48,914
-Thanks for having us.
-Thank you for having us.
608
00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,582
Your book has caused
quite a storm,
609
00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:51,983
I'm sure you have noticed.
610
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,419
You know? There are not
many books about marriages
611
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:57,422
and relationships that get
everyone online talking,
612
00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:59,124
-which I actually think is
a good thing. -Mm-hmm.
613
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,458
But I want
to start with the "why."
614
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,893
You know,
some people write books
615
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,162
about how they did what they did
in the relationship.
616
00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:05,530
It's always one person
in the couple.
617
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,666
You wrote a book together.
It's really intimate.
618
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:11,002
It is also really vulnerable.
Tell me why.
619
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,939
Well, for us, like you said,
620
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,442
we've been together for 27
years, married almost 21 years.
621
00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:21,079
-Wow. -And people constantly
come up to us--
622
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,448
friends, family, sometimes
even people on the street--
623
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:27,552
asking us how is it
that we kept it together.
624
00:26:27,652 --> 00:26:29,120
And I don't really like
that question
625
00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,890
because "kept it together"
kind of gives the impression
626
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:35,327
-that you did it
somewhat under duress. -Mm-hmm.
627
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:38,129
I think the better question is,
"27 years later,
628
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:41,466
-why do we still want
to be together?" -Mm.
629
00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:43,668
-Ooh, I like that.
-Because marriage is a choice.
630
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:46,171
But a lot of people don't look
at it as a choice.
631
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,073
It's like, after
the honeymoon stage is over,
632
00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,674
-after the big beautiful
wedding... -Uh-huh.
633
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,077
typically around seven years
down the line,
634
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,878
it's as though a lot of people
feel as though
635
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,380
-they're trapped there...
-Yeah, yeah.
636
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,682
or being held in a vice,
and eyes start wandering.
637
00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,151
But why is it that now
we still want to be there?
638
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,153
-So we wanted
to let people know. -Mm-hmm.
639
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:04,756
It really gets into the
nitty-gritty of relationships
640
00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:06,858
in a way that, like,
you know, I...
641
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,027
-Like, you're DJ Envy.
-Mm-hmm.
642
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,863
You know what I'm saying?
And I-I... I was surprised
643
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,798
by the vulnerability
you put in this book
644
00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,133
because you even talk
about it in the book.
645
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,202
There's no denying
that hip-hop for a long time
646
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,639
-has operated in a shroud
of bravado. -Correct.
647
00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,507
You know, so hip-hop
has always been about, uh,
648
00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,342
"I don't even talk
about my wife. You don't know
649
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:25,877
-if I have my wife. I'm all
about the streets." -Right.
650
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,445
"You know, I got these ladies
in the street."
651
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,447
-It's a feeling, it's an idea.
-Absolutely. Mm-hmm. -Yes.
652
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,150
And you've come out as DJ Envy,
and you're going, "No.
653
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,685
"Here are the mistakes I made.
654
00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:36,555
-Here's how
I was insecure as a man." -Yup.
655
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,657
"Here's how I could have been
a better husband."
656
00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,458
Was there not a part of you
that was worried
657
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:44,329
that the DJ Envy would
now basically be, you know,
658
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:46,531
-losing himself
to tell the truth? -Nah.
659
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,133
I think these are the
conversations we need to have.
660
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:50,035
If you think about it,
we can go to the barbershop,
661
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,070
-and we talk about our favorite
NBA player. -Uh-huh.
662
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,372
We can talk about our favorite
sneakers, our favorite music.
663
00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:55,840
But sometimes things
that are important
664
00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:58,643
we need to discuss, as well,
and that is relationships.
665
00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:00,545
I wish I had somebody
at the barbershop and say,
666
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:01,880
"Hey, look, my wife, is...
667
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,481
-Me and her are arguing
about this." -Right.
668
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:05,817
"Am I right? Is she right?
What do I do?"
669
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,186
You know, how do we solve
this conversation?
670
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:09,521
How do we get into a situation
671
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:10,855
where we're not
right-fighting--
672
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,057
meaning we're just fighting
to win--
673
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:13,658
but we're actually want
to, you know,
674
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:16,661
get to the same place
and have a better, you know,
675
00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,863
description of whatever
we're arguing about?
676
00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:21,900
-Because at the end of the day,
we're on the same team. -Right.
677
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,635
If we're arguing,
we shouldn't be trying to...
678
00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,537
I shouldn't be trying
to annihilate her.
679
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,205
She shouldn't be trying
to destroy me in an argument.
680
00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:28,840
We should be trying
to get to an understanding
681
00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:30,642
-where we can both understand.
-It seems impossible, though.
682
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,477
Like, I mean,
the book starts off in
683
00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:33,878
honestly one of the most
vulnerable places,
684
00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,347
which I commend you for,
because I think
685
00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:37,182
a lot of people live in a silo
where they think
686
00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:38,516
their relationship is terrible,
687
00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:39,951
and everyone's living
great relationships
688
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,453
-'cause they are on Instagram,
right? -Mm-hmm. -Yes.
689
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,954
And then you read the book,
and then you go like,
690
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,257
"Oh, boy, relationships are
tough, people are struggling."
691
00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:46,925
-Yes. -Yes.
-You talk about infidelity.
692
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,493
-Yes. -Mm-hmm.
-You know, you talk about...
693
00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:50,829
In the beginning of the book,
you were a shitty man to her.
694
00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:52,464
-You talk about this
in the book. -(laughter)
695
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,266
No, no, it's in...
I'm not...
696
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,767
-(applause)
-I'm not saying you...
697
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,336
-Gosh, Trevor. Geez.
-No, no, no!
698
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,472
-You talk about being
controlling. -Yes, yes.
699
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,007
You talk about being, like...
You know, you had this...
700
00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:03,475
You were like,
"Gia, you can't go there.
701
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:04,843
"You're gonna go
with me here,
702
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,177
and you're gonna be
in the booth when I'm DJing."
703
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,946
-You talk about this.
-Yeah.
704
00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:09,581
That's a vulnerable place
to put yourself in,
705
00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:11,216
-and it's an honest place.
-Mm-hmm.
706
00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:14,185
Like, that is an interesting
thing to do as a person.
707
00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:15,720
I want to know why you thought
you need to include that.
708
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,188
-You didn't keep it vague.
-Right.
709
00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:18,890
You were like, "Here's
specifically how I was shitty."
710
00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,425
Well, I wanted to talk about
711
00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,694
-what I did to be so shitty,
Trevor. -(laughter) -No, no.
712
00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,129
In a good way.
We've all been shitty.
713
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,430
Don't judge. We've all been
shitty in relationships.
714
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:26,665
-You know what I mean.
-Goodness gracious.
715
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,300
I was a good husband,
too, at one point.
716
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,834
-Now, but...
-Yeah.
717
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,970
-But, you know, also, I have
a 20-year-old, you know? -Yes.
718
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:35,874
She goes to NYC, and I wanted
to teach her and show her
719
00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:37,442
what she should be
looking at, right?
720
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,444
'Cause I tell her if she finds
a guy like how I was, run.
721
00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:40,812
-And we wanted...
-Wow. -(laughter)
722
00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:43,949
It's not that funny, but
I wanted to... but I wanted to
723
00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:45,917
also discuss, you know,
the change and the evolution
724
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:48,353
and what made me think about it
and why I was insecure.
725
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,722
I was insecure because I thought
she would find somebody smarter,
726
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:54,159
somebody more, uh, handsome than
me, which would be difficult,
727
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:56,261
-but more handsome than me.
-(laughter)
728
00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:58,263
And I was really, really
at a place where I was like,
729
00:29:58,363 --> 00:29:59,698
-"I can't let her go."
-Yeah.
730
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,466
"If she leaves, she's gonna
find somebody else."
731
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,001
And it was my own insecurities
732
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,336
that almost ruined
this relationship,
733
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,937
-ruined the best thing
I've ever had. -Hmm.
734
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,806
Ruined a relationship
with my best friend.
735
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:10,475
We have six kids,
and I almost lost all of that
736
00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:12,944
-because I was insecure.
-Wow. It's beautiful, man.
737
00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:14,913
Thank you for sharing.
For real, that's beautiful.
738
00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:18,416
-Thank you. -(applause)
-That's really nice because...
739
00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:20,452
You see, when we talk
about that bravado,
740
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,153
take it away from hip-hop.
Because
741
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,889
people have been sold the idea
of perfect relationships,
742
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:26,024
everyone who thinks they're not
in a perfect relationship
743
00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:27,692
-thinks that they're failing.
-Mm-hmm.
744
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,027
When, in fact,
people who are honest go like,
745
00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:30,996
"Oh this is hard.
It is hard to do."
746
00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,899
You talk about infidelity,
you talk about the things
747
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,333
that you were going through.
748
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,169
Gia, one of the biggest things
women will talk about is
749
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:41,106
the embarrassment and shame that
comes with being cheated on.
750
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:44,142
They go like, "My self-worth has
almost been publicly decimated."
751
00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:45,911
-In the book, you share...
-Yes.
752
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,312
how you found out
from a gossip blog
753
00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:48,880
-that he was having an affair.
-Mm-hmm.
754
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,950
-Now people lie and everything,
but that one was true. -Yes.
755
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,719
When you're sharing that,
when women are reading that,
756
00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:56,888
many women would say the same...
They'd go like,
757
00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:59,024
"Gia, if a man cheats on me,
I'm gone, I'm out."
758
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:02,928
And yet, you talk about all of
your "whys" and your "hows."
759
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,063
-Mm-hmm. -What did you learn
in that moment?
760
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,565
And what do you think
people can learn
761
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,633
about infidelity in a marriage?
762
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:13,171
Okay. First of all,
RaaShaun didn't cheat on me.
763
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:16,241
-He cheated on himself.
-Ooh.
764
00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:19,678
And a lot of women don't look
at the situation
765
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:21,279
that way
when they're cheated on.
766
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,214
And some men.
And some men.
767
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:27,452
But it takes a tremendous amount
of integrity and self-worth
768
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,422
to be able to hold yourself
to a certain standard
769
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,657
when you're in a relationship
in and of itself,
770
00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:34,993
furthermore
when you're in the public eye.
771
00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:37,662
Extend that a little bit more
when you're an artist,
772
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,599
a DJ, an athlete
or someone in that profession.
773
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,933
Because,
like you stated earlier,
774
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,568
it's almost expected
775
00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,437
that you're living
this single life
776
00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,305
where you're popping bottles
and in the clubs
777
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:50,175
-and have women around you
constantly. -NOAH: Right.
778
00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:52,077
But for me,
779
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:54,679
it was very important
to write the book
780
00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:57,949
because I want women
to understand that men cheat,
781
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:00,785
and it doesn't necessarily
have to be because of you.
782
00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:03,321
-NOAH: Hmm.
-It is because of them.
783
00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:05,523
So, I don't...
I didn't feel embarrassment.
784
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:08,927
People ask me, "How is it
so easy for you to talk about?"
785
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,296
-NOAH: Mm-hmm.
-He's his own individual.
786
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:12,664
He made a choice.
787
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,466
I didn't cheat.
788
00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:16,468
There's no embarrassment for me.
789
00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:18,503
-NOAH: Hmm.
-There's no humiliation for me.
790
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:22,540
I own me, and I have to decide
how I'm going to move forward
791
00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:24,075
with my head held high.
792
00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:26,411
It's very important
for women to understand that.
793
00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:28,613
-NOAH: Wh-When you...
-(applause)
794
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:34,819
When you talk about it
in the book...
795
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,890
What I love about this book
is it's not a how-to book.
796
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,325
I will say that.
797
00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:42,727
It's a... It's a book
that seems like a conversation
798
00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:45,030
you are having with anyone
who's reading the book.
799
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,965
It seems like we've met you
as a couple.
800
00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:48,533
We get to know you as a reader.
801
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,436
We see you talk to each other.
You talk to us as individuals.
802
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:52,904
Some of your friends
are in the book, as well,
803
00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:55,874
giving their perspectives from
the outside and from the inside.
804
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,711
And-and one thing that was
really intriguing to me, Gia,
805
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,814
is when you talked about honesty
through a different lens.
806
00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,050
Many people think
the only betrayal
807
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,318
that can happen
in a relationship
808
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:09,588
is one where somebody cheats.
That's betrayal.
809
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,022
-That's the only betrayal.
-Yes. -Yes. Right.
810
00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:13,258
You drop one of the biggest
bombshells in the book
811
00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:16,161
and in your relationship
when you told your husband
812
00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:17,929
you had been faking orgasms
813
00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:20,298
-for basically a decade.
-Yes.
814
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:22,968
Yeah.
(laughs)
815
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,703
Y'all didn't find that funny,
huh?
816
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,404
-(laughter)
-Geesh.
817
00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:28,406
That's... Yeah, that's...
But you-you admitted.
818
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,008
You're like,
"This is also a betrayal.
819
00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,543
-This is a dishonesty."
-Absolutely.
820
00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,278
Like, so, walk me through it
as a couple, 'cause-'cause...
821
00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:34,980
We'll talk
about the online aspect later.
822
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,615
I-I want to get...
I want to get through that,
823
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,316
'cause I really enjoyed
you talking about it
824
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,417
-with each other.
-Yes.
825
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:40,852
Here are you as a...
as a wife going,
826
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,320
"I lied about this."
827
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,422
Here you are as a husband going,
"My whole world is a lie."
828
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,424
-Correct.
-Yes. So, we have been together
829
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,960
-since I was 15 and he was 16.
-NOAH: Wow.
830
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:52,964
And I lost my virgin...
virginity to him on my...
831
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,433
when I was 16.
On our one-year anniversary.
832
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,235
So, I was 16, he was 17.
833
00:33:57,335 --> 00:34:00,505
I was a virgin,
and he was virgin-ish.
834
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:03,174
-Relatively a virgin.
-(laughter)
835
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:04,609
He...
836
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,478
He had tried with somebody else.
837
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:09,447
It didn't really, you know,
cross the finish line.
838
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,283
So...
(laughs)
839
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,452
-Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
-So he was virgin-ish.
840
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,956
So, needless to say,
we were both very inexperienced.
841
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,859
-NOAH: Mm-hmm.
-But even during those times,
842
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:23,728
I enjoyed our intimacy.
843
00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,463
-NOAH: Yeah.
-I enjoyed sex.
844
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,400
But I didn't know myself
845
00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:29,734
what an orgasm was.
846
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:32,103
I came to figure it out,
847
00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:34,506
but when you don't
understand yourself,
848
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:37,809
how do you communicate
your needs to someone else?
849
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,279
-NOAH: Mm. -And the way
that most young women
850
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,647
are raised in this country,
851
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,983
more than likely
around the world,
852
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,852
it's as though
we're subconsciously taught
853
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:50,055
that women are playthings
for men.
854
00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:52,557
-NOAH: Right.
-When you look at billboards,
855
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:56,428
magazines, ads, television,
music videos, anything,
856
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,330
you see beautiful women,
857
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,532
sexy women,
sometimes scantily clad,
858
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:04,803
and you believe that we're here
for the pleasure of men.
859
00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:08,440
-NOAH: Mm-hmm.
-So I prioritized my husband--
860
00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,675
or my boyfriend
before he became my husband--
861
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,944
when it came to the bedroom.
862
00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:16,314
And my needs came second.
863
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,483
And I never communicated that
with him.
864
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,685
I thought through love.
865
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,988
I thought
I was catering to his ego
866
00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,823
and catering to the outcome
867
00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:28,526
that obviously any person wants
in that type of situation.
868
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,929
And then
when I finally told him,
869
00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:33,031
it was years of frustration.
870
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:36,034
We were in an argument,
and I weaponized it
871
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,703
-to hurt him.
-Did she. Did she. -NOAH: Ooh!
872
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,473
I thought I was Mandingo,
873
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,875
big daddy longleg.
874
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,744
-Wow.
-And if she says...
875
00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:46,912
Now, I'm not gonna lie.
876
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,613
I would watch porn
when I was a teen,
877
00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:50,248
-and in porn, you just...
-Yes. Yes.
878
00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:52,050
-And that's what I thought it
was. -They didn't need all that.
879
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,151
-No, I'm just...
-They get it.
880
00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,053
-And...
-Yeah.
881
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,122
Dur-During that argument,
she was like,
882
00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:58,390
"You know,
I haven't had an orgasm."
883
00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,591
I'm like, "Oh, really?
884
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:00,892
All right, well, how long?
Last week?"
885
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,861
She was like, "No, ten years."
886
00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,763
-I looked just like that.
-NOAH: That's painful.
887
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,197
-Very.
-Yes, yes.
888
00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,866
-Very.
-And... (sighs)
889
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:10,669
It wasn't that far-stretched
for me at the time
890
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:11,870
to weaponize something like that
891
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:14,573
because our relationship
at the time,
892
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,208
we didn't behave as though
we were on the same team.
893
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,477
-NOAH: Mm-hmm.
-If we argued, it was to win.
894
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:21,947
In the book, we refer to it
as right fighting.
895
00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:24,749
-NOAH: Right. -We didn't care
about understanding each other,
896
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,686
gaining common ground,
fixing the problem.
897
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:29,454
We just wanted to win
898
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,323
so that we can
kind of shrug our shoulder
899
00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,225
at the other person at the end
900
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,594
and maybe tell our friends
or whatever.
901
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:39,497
It was with that, um,
that feeling
902
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,700
where you just wanted to...
903
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,337
demean, essentially,
the person that you're with.
904
00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:46,771
-And... -NOAH: Mm-hmm.
You want to hurt them
905
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,340
-as much as they've hurt you.
-You want to hurt them
906
00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:50,542
as much... Like they say,
hurt people hurt people.
907
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,477
-Mm-hmm. -So, that's where
I was coming from at the time.
908
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:54,246
In-in the sharing of this...
909
00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:55,814
And I want people
to read the book,
910
00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,816
so I won't give all of it away,
because you break it down.
911
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,217
-You talk
about the ramifications. -Yeah.
912
00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:00,719
You talk
about how it made you feel.
913
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,954
And I love that you also say...
You don't blame her.
914
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,322
You don't go like,
"I cheated because she did..."
915
00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,658
You go like, "No.
I now felt insecure. I went..."
916
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,360
It-it really is honest.
917
00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,196
One of the things
I noticed online, as happens,
918
00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:13,765
is this has become, like, a...
It's almost a meme now.
919
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:15,166
You know, people are like,
"Oh, DJ Envy.
920
00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:17,102
I'll never let my wife go out
and talk like that."
921
00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:18,670
-Everyone has this bravado.
-Yeah.
922
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:19,905
-Right.
-Everyone has this bravado.
923
00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:21,740
-Right. -"My wife
would never talk about me.
924
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,974
I-I do my thing. I do..."
925
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,175
-You know what I mean?
-It's fake.
926
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:26,978
R-- Yeah,
but-but you had to have known,
927
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,313
especially coming from hip-hop.
928
00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:29,581
You had to have known
929
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,783
that people would respond
in that way.
930
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:34,452
I would love to know
why you decided
931
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,621
that the public ridicule
932
00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:40,225
was not enough of a factor
to consider,
933
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,494
you know,
versus you sharing a truth
934
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,096
-that many couples would love
to deny publicly. -Right.
935
00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,531
For myself, it was like this--
936
00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:48,033
I mean, and I'm sure
you've been through it.
937
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,768
-I mean, we've been canceled
before. -Mm-hmm.
938
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,870
We've been laughed at in jokes.
And nothing bothers me.
939
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,973
The only thing that bothers me
is my family and my kids.
940
00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:57,642
Outside of that, I feel like
we have a bigger mission.
941
00:37:57,742 --> 00:38:00,178
And the conversations
that we started with that
942
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,279
are through the roof.
943
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,582
If I showed you my DMs
and my wife's DMS
944
00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:06,885
of how many wives hit me
or hit my wife and says,
945
00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,620
"I'm going through
that same problem. Thank you.
946
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,855
"Now I can have the conversation
with my husband,
947
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:13,358
"now I can have the conversation
with my boyfriend,
948
00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:15,093
"because I wasn't getting
to that level.
949
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:16,695
He didn't know
how to please me."
950
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,697
And now it's a conversation.
And that's all we want.
951
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,866
Now, that was when we were 16
and 15 and we figured it out.
952
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,935
-Yeah. -We figured out
how to be intimate,
953
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,438
what makes her this.
what makes me that.
954
00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:28,540
And our relationship
is on a whole nother level.
955
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,475
-Yeah.
-So nobody can really bother me
956
00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:31,509
or make me feel any way.
957
00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:33,178
I have my wife and my kids.
958
00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:34,646
-Nobody else really matters,
honestly. -Those are your fans.
959
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:35,714
-Those are your biggest fans.
-Absolutely. -And if you're
960
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,215
-not...
-(applause)
961
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:42,287
But I make her orgasm now! I
just want to put that out there!
962
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:45,290
-I make her orgasm now!
-(laughing) -(cheering)
963
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,625
Multiple times!
964
00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,227
I'm not--
We gonna put that out there!
965
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,196
Let me-- let me ask you this
before-before I let you go,
966
00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:53,131
'cause I-I could chat to you
forever about this, honestly.
967
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:56,334
Um, l-- Be-Before you go, I-I
would love to know two things.
968
00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,204
Um, one, you had to start
a new relationship.
969
00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:01,206
-Mm-hmm. -You know? Which-which
is something you get into
970
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,141
in the book, is there was
the old relationship
971
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,477
-and there's definitely
a new relationship. -Yeah.
972
00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:09,547
People are in relationships
all over the world.
973
00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,517
We always find ourselves in
relationships that may be bad,
974
00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,486
and then now the Internet says
everything's toxic,
975
00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:16,321
but you may not know when
it's toxic or when it's bad,
976
00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:18,323
when it can be repaired
or when it cannot be repaired.
977
00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,058
Gia, from your side as a woman,
978
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:23,228
what advice would you give
to women to try and decipher
979
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:25,897
between working on a thing
that can be worked on
980
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:28,667
-versus staying in something
that they shouldn't be? -Mm-hmm.
981
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,502
Well, first,
you have to figure out
982
00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:33,538
how you actually feel
about the other person.
983
00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:35,540
For me, when I found out,
I didn't--
984
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,008
it didn't matter how I felt.
985
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:38,443
I told him from day one
986
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:41,279
that if he ever cheated on me,
that I was out.
987
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:44,349
And I meant it. So I was out.
988
00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:49,287
And a lot of work had to be done
to get me back in.
989
00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:50,822
God was a huge part of it.
990
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,624
-You'd have to read that
in the book. -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
991
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,259
But...
992
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,963
...reparations had to be made.
993
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,732
-Wow. -There is a part of
the book called "The New Deal."
994
00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,534
So when people ask me how,
995
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,269
with the exception of God,
996
00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:08,573
the New Deal explains
exactly what steps
997
00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:12,310
Raashaun needed to take
to deserve my forgiveness,
998
00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:14,312
to deserve my understanding,
and to d--
999
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,147
and to deserve my grace.
1000
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:19,417
And he worked relentlessly
1001
00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:20,986
to achieve all of those things.
1002
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:24,189
And the key for me was "until."
1003
00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:28,526
He was willing to do that work
until I was whole again,
1004
00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,595
-until we were whole again...
-Damn.
1005
00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:34,599
...until he was able
to fill in the holes that...
1006
00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:37,302
-he had put throughout
our entire relationship. -Mm.
1007
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,037
There was no expiration date.
1008
00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,772
Because a lot of men will say,
"Listen,
1009
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,741
"I've been apologizing
for two months.
1010
00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,042
"I've been trying
to make it up to you.
1011
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,543
"What do you want from me,
blood?
1012
00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:47,646
-Like, what-what else can I do?"
-Mm.
1013
00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,581
That...
1014
00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:51,583
that approach is damaging.
1015
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,718
Because you're the offender.
1016
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:54,886
I'm the offendee.
1017
00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:56,955
Now I have to expedite
my healing
1018
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,657
-and make you feel good again?
-Mm.
1019
00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,926
No. That-That's not my job.
1020
00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:03,161
You broke it.
Now you have to fix it.
1021
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:05,463
And I wasn't willing
to teach him how to do that.
1022
00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:07,465
He had to figure that out
on his own.
1023
00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:10,468
-So all of his efforts,
the time invested... -Mm-hmm.
1024
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,237
...the lengths
to which he went to
1025
00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:14,806
proved to me that he was worthy
1026
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,042
of the things that he needed
to become whole
1027
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:18,510
so that we could become whole
again.
1028
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:19,544
And it worked.
1029
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,446
And once I decided to forgive,
1030
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:22,681
I didn't look back.
1031
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,849
Y-- Be-Before you move on
from that though, I...
1032
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,851
there's something you said
in the book which is,
1033
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,721
I-I feel, like, a slight
semantic but-but a powerful one,
1034
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:32,791
'cause, you know, now you said,
"He had to fix it."
1035
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,960
But what you said in the book
is really interesting
1036
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,462
-in that he wasn't supposed
to fix you. -Mm-hmm.
1037
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:38,964
-He had to fix him.
-Yes. -Correct.
1038
00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:41,733
And then you began your journey
of fixing you as well.
1039
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,001
-Exactly.
-And I feel like there's a--
1040
00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:44,803
there's a difference there
in healing, is it--
1041
00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:46,438
you know, especially in the book
when you talk about it--
1042
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:49,040
there's a difference between you
saying "you have to fix me..."
1043
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,442
-Yes.
-...versus "you have to fix you
1044
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,444
and then I am going
to fix me as well."
1045
00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:54,946
So, in that fixing,
before I let you go,
1046
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,115
you become new people.
You become more honest,
1047
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,117
which is scary,
because the path to honesty
1048
00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:00,285
is almost the end
of the relationship
1049
00:42:00,452 --> 00:42:01,653
because you have to start
a new one.
1050
00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:04,222
So, in that fixing,
1051
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,824
what did you have to fix?
1052
00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:08,260
And then what are the new things
you discovered about each other,
1053
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,761
where you went,
"Oh, in this new relationship,
1054
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,496
I actually love
this person more"?
1055
00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:13,465
Um, I think honesty.
Whole honesty.
1056
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:16,534
And I had to-to learn
the definition of love, right?
1057
00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,637
We all say "I love you."
You say, "I love my spouse."
1058
00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:20,672
"I love this person."
But do we truly know
1059
00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:22,674
the definition of love
or do we just say it?
1060
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,610
And if I love somebody,
I don't want to lie to them.
1061
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:26,945
I don't want to hurt them.
1062
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,947
I still get butterflies
when I see them.
1063
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,782
I'll never cheat on 'em.
1064
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,951
And I had to understand
what love meant.
1065
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,419
Sometimes we can say,
"Oh, we love 'em,
1066
00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:35,554
-but we'll still do this."
-Right.
1067
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:37,022
And that's not what I wanted.
I wanted s--
1068
00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:38,523
I wanted my best friend.
1069
00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:40,258
And if that's my best friend,
she's gonna be honest with me
1070
00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:41,660
-and I have to be honest
with her. -Uh-huh.
1071
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,095
If there's something
that-that bothers me about her
1072
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,431
-or something that bothers her,
we have to be honest. -Mm.
1073
00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:48,099
And now we're at a point
in our relationship
1074
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:49,167
we're completely honest.
1075
00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,036
And even though I put
a lot of...
1076
00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:53,271
through a whole bunch
of bull-bull-ish...
1077
00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:54,472
-You can say "bullshit."
-...it's...
1078
00:42:54,573 --> 00:42:56,708
-bullshit...
-(laughter)
1079
00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:58,009
...it's...
1080
00:42:58,109 --> 00:43:00,111
On the other side,
it's a thousand times better.
1081
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:02,347
We are better friends,
we are better parents,
1082
00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,783
we are better lovers,
we have a better relationship.
1083
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,918
We're just better as people.
1084
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:10,589
And that's due to all
the bullshit I put her through.
1085
00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:13,458
-Mm-hmm. -Man, it's an amazing
book because it's so honest,
1086
00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:15,527
it's messy, it's imperfect,
1087
00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,262
and I think that's what
every relationship is.
1088
00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:18,863
-Thank you so much for joining
me on the show. -Thank you
1089
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:20,665
-for having us. -Thank you.
-Thank you very much.
1090
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,534
Really appreciate it.
1091
00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:23,702
All right, people.
1092
00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,036
Gia and Envy's book,
1093
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:26,972
Real Life, Real Love,
is available now.
1094
00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:30,041
And be sure to check out
their podcast The Casey Crew.
1095
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,776
We're gonna take a quick break,
but we'll be right back
1096
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:33,845
-after this.
-(cheering and applause)
1097
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,513
Thank you. For real.
1098
00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:41,852
(cheering and applause)
1099
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,554
Well, that's our show
for tonight. But before we go,
1100
00:43:44,654 --> 00:43:46,890
I just wanted to remind you
that nearly 4,000 homes
1101
00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:49,159
have been destroyed
and more than 40,000 people
1102
00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:50,727
have been displaced
by the floods
1103
00:43:50,827 --> 00:43:53,563
and the mudslides in
my home country, South Africa.
1104
00:43:53,663 --> 00:43:55,732
Now, Gift of the Givers
is a South African-based
1105
00:43:55,832 --> 00:43:58,401
disaster relief organization
on the ground
1106
00:43:58,502 --> 00:44:00,270
helping those who
have been affected by the flood.
1107
00:44:00,370 --> 00:44:02,439
So if you can help them
in their work in any way,
1108
00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:04,274
then please donate
at the link below.
1109
00:44:04,374 --> 00:44:06,309
Until tomorrow
stay safe out there.
1110
00:44:06,409 --> 00:44:09,513
And if you're having trouble
remembering things in your life,
1111
00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:11,448
you might have been part
of the insurrection.
1112
00:44:11,548 --> 00:44:14,951
Go get that checked. Now here
it is, Your Moment of Zen.
1113
00:44:15,051 --> 00:44:17,087
♪ ♪
1114
00:44:18,054 --> 00:44:21,458
A trip to a national forest
takes a disgusting turn
1115
00:44:21,558 --> 00:44:23,293
for a California woman.
1116
00:44:23,393 --> 00:44:25,429
She had to be rescued
from a toilet.
1117
00:44:25,529 --> 00:44:27,063
NEWSMAN: She had
apparently dropped her phone
1118
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,298
while using the outhouse.
1119
00:44:28,398 --> 00:44:29,466
So what does she do next?
1120
00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:31,268
She dismantles the seat
and the housing
1121
00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:34,938
and tries to reach down
to grab the phone,
1122
00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:36,773
but she slipped and slid,
1123
00:44:36,873 --> 00:44:40,177
falling down into the toilet
headfirst and getting stuck.
1124
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:42,012
She fell in headfirst?
1125
00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:45,415
Yeah. At least
within reach of the... phone.
1126
00:44:45,515 --> 00:44:48,185
-But she fell in headfirst.
-(laughs)
1127
00:44:48,318 --> 00:44:50,787
Out of mercy,
we're not giving you her name
1128
00:44:50,887 --> 00:44:52,322
or showing any photos.
1129
00:44:52,422 --> 00:44:54,091
-Or an image of her,
her having... -Ugh. -(laughs)
1130
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:56,359
(laughing): Her legs
sticking up in the air.
1131
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:59,796
Falling headfirst
into a pool of human feces.
1132
00:44:59,896 --> 00:45:02,666
That's something
that's gonna stick with you.