1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,102 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:03,670 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:05,339 the only city in America, 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,307 it's The Daily Show. 5 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,976 Tonight, 6 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:11,678 will Trump tweet again? 7 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:14,248 The latest in streaming. 8 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,917 And Burna Boy. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:21,088 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 10 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,223 (cheering and applause) 11 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:37,204 What's going on, everybody?! 12 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,339 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 13 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:40,541 Thank you so much for tuning in! 14 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,843 Thank you for coming out in person! 15 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,444 Oh, yeah! 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,913 I love it. You guys feel great. 17 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:47,447 Take a seat. 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This is gonna be great. 20 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:51,885 We got a hot show for you tonight. 21 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,354 Our guest is an international superstar, 22 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,391 the Grammy-winning rapper and singer straight out of Nigeria, 23 00:00:57,491 --> 00:01:00,327 -Burna Boy is joining us on the show! -(cheering) 24 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:02,262 (sings indistinctly) 25 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,698 Plus, Roy Wood Jr. is gonna bring us the traffic. 26 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:08,068 And you will get an exclusive first look 27 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,137 at the future of The Daily Show. 28 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,238 Oh, man, I'm excited. 29 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:12,506 So, let's do this, people. 30 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:15,075 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 31 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:17,177 -(cheering and applause) -♪ ♪ 32 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,085 Okay, let's kick things off 33 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:29,289 with all of the continuing saga of Twitter and Elon Musk. 34 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,859 Right? Yesterday, the Tesla CEO 35 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,528 and man who has definitely made love to a robot 36 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,864 officially purchased Twitter, 37 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:39,366 setting off a wave of takes so hot, they burned off my eyebrows 38 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:40,834 and I had to draw them back on. 39 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,002 Everyone was going crazy. 40 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,971 "Twitter is over!" "Twitter is back!" 41 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,740 "Twitter killed Jeffrey Epstein." 42 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,175 But one of the biggest takes 43 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,011 came from former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, 44 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,114 who gave Musk his stamp of approval, saying... 45 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,455 And I'll be honest, people, 46 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,123 I have no idea what that means. 47 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:07,060 Yeah. But Jack's clearly on that billionaire-speak. Yeah. 48 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,263 No, I feel like, after you reach a certain net worth, 49 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:12,499 you just start talking like a stoned Jedi, you know? 50 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:14,168 Just like, "What do I want for lunch? 51 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:16,203 "My hunger cannot be satiated, 52 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,872 for I crave justice." 53 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,209 "So, turkey sandwich? Yeah? Turkey sandwich?" 54 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,411 But all jokes aside, Jack Dorsey is a great guy, 55 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,114 and I wish him a safe journey back to his home planet. 56 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:29,383 Um, but not everyone is as chill. 57 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,085 Yeah. A lot of Twitter users flat-out said 58 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,720 that they're gonna leave the site. 59 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,523 That's how much they hate the idea of Elon Musk owning it, 60 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,125 to which Elon replied, 61 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:41,461 "I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter 62 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,564 because that is what free speech means." 63 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,698 Yeah. It was really beautiful. 64 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:45,999 And I hope-- I hope that he means that. 65 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,167 I really do. 66 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,869 I mean, but don't forget-- this is a guy 67 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:52,506 who once personally canceled a blogger's Tesla order 68 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:55,108 because of something they wrote about him. 69 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,777 So I'm just saying. 70 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,145 Yeah. You know? 71 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,746 He has nice intentions, but when you have the power 72 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,748 to be petty on an epic scale, the temptation to do it 73 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,250 can be really hard to resist. 74 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,152 Yeah, I-I don't even blame him. I think it will happen to-- 75 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:07,788 Like, if I bought Google, if I bought Google, 76 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,190 you best believe I would abuse those autofills. 77 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,893 Yeah. Especiary-- Especially around, like, 78 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:13,961 Emmy voting season. 79 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:15,062 You would be like, "John Oliver." 80 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,431 Be like, "Children's wig collector." 81 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:19,900 "Stephen Colbert." 82 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,869 "Hit-and-run"? 83 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:22,870 "Trevor Noah." 84 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,172 "Saves puppies." 'Ey! 85 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:27,541 (stammers) How did that happen? 86 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,576 -(cheering) -Me? 87 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:32,412 No. Oh, guys, no. Oh. 88 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,682 I just... Yeah. 89 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,851 I just had to, 'cause Stephen Colbert hit the owner 90 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,086 and then I had to... 91 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:41,755 You know? Just one of those things. 92 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,690 But, of course, the person everyone 93 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,459 was waiting to hear from 94 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,494 was the former king of Twitter, 95 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,929 who would still be the king 96 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,331 if the throne hadn't been stolen from him. 97 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,601 I'm talking about Donald Jet Ski Trump. 98 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,503 You see, after getting kicked off of Twitter, 99 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,773 Trump started his own service called Truth Social. 100 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,575 But now that Elon owns Twitter, 101 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,610 everyone wants to know if Trump will come back. 102 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,780 And, yesterday, the Tangerine Dream responded. 103 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,049 Someone not on Twitter? Donald Trump. 104 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,118 A little over a year ago, the former president 105 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:12,486 was banned from the site. 106 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,121 But even with new ownership, 107 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,523 Trump told Fox News he will not rejoin 108 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,560 and instead stick with his own social media platform. 109 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:33,540 President Trump this weekend, Saturday night at his rally, 110 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,877 touting his social media platform, Truth Social, 111 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,847 and its plans to take on big tech censorship. 112 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,082 Because of this digital tyranny, 113 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,685 we had to give the American people their voice back 114 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:49,289 by building something called Troth-- Truth Sential. 115 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,092 -(cheering) -Truth Social. 116 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,194 (laughing) 117 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,431 Oh, man! Oh, man! 118 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,434 Did this guy just call Truth Social "Troth Sential"? 119 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,502 What was that? 120 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,904 My man, you had one job, one job. 121 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:08,041 It's your social media platform, and you messed up the name? 122 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,043 It's almost like every time Trump speaks, 123 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,879 his own mouth stages an insurrection. 124 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,780 That's what happens inside there. 125 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:17,684 But, yeah, Trump insists that he is not going back to Twitter. 126 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,887 He is going to stick with Troop Sokell, 127 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,189 which, um, so far, has been a total bust. 128 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:25,359 Apparently, the app only has 500,000 daily users. 129 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,261 And to put it in perspective, Twitter, 130 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,896 the thing that it's supposed to be replacing, 131 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:32,633 has 217 million daily users. Yeah. 132 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:36,703 So Truth Social is competition for Twitter the same way 133 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:39,206 that guy on the plane was competition for Mike Tyson. 134 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,608 (laughter) 135 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,377 Also, it doesn't bode well 136 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,512 that Trump himself has only posted 137 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:49,416 on Truth Social one time, ever. 138 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,752 Yeah, and that was two months ago. 139 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,887 Think about how crazy that is. 140 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,889 People, when he was on Twitter, Trump would send out, 141 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,091 like, what, 50 tweets every time he went to the bathroom, 142 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,194 but now, he hasn't posted in two months? 143 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:01,562 I'm just saying, man, 144 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,564 someone needs to get this guy some prune juice stat. 145 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,699 He's in trouble. Now, apparently... 146 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,467 This has been the interesting part of the story. 147 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:10,470 Apparently, a lot of Republicans are secretly thrilled 148 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,673 if Trump would never come back to Twitter. 149 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,675 Yeah, because they don't like the drama that he would create. 150 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,677 And it makes sense. Do you remember? 151 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,712 Do you remember what it was like when he was on Twitter? 152 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,147 Right? He would say something. 153 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,582 He'd tweet something random like, 154 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,751 "Congress should make it illegal to speak Spanish." 155 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,854 And then, all day, reporters would be 156 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,288 tracking down Republican senators in the hallway. 157 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,090 Remember, they'd chase them. Like, "Do you agree 158 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,625 "with the president that it should be illegal 159 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,560 to speak Spanish?" And then, the senators would have to come up 160 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,495 with new ways to answer without answering, you know? 161 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,497 You know, 'cause there were those weird press conferences. 162 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,066 Remember, they had to evade the questions 163 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,901 without angering Trump. It was always them in the hallways 164 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,302 just being, like, inundated. Like, the people'd be like... 165 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,973 Uh, um, did I see what-what the president tweeted? 166 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,842 Well, I have seen Twitter as a company, 167 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,577 and I have seen the president, as well. 168 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:53,080 Uh, and I would love to comment on this particular tweet, 169 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,082 but I'm about to eat this shrimp, 170 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,384 which will give me a severe, allergic reaction. 171 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:58,986 Mmm. Mmm. 172 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,320 Sorry, I can't talk. 173 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,722 I'm dying. I'm dying. 174 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,056 Throat closing up. Thank you very much. 175 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,391 No more comments. 176 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:06,627 I'll be honest, though. 177 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,029 The only reason I would want Trump back on Twitter, 178 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,298 the only reason is because I know, yes, 179 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,699 it would probably lead to another term, 180 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,469 and it would destroy the country, but I just... 181 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,038 I just really want to see his Wordle scores. 182 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,040 (laughter) 183 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,042 Just... 184 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,278 (applause and cheering) 185 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:26,847 Just to see him... 186 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,815 see him every day being like, 187 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,118 "How could 'tronshachal' not be a word? 188 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,120 I use it all the time." 189 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,790 All right, moving on, let's talk about youth sports. 190 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,693 It's how we teach young children to feel inferior 191 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,228 from as young an age as possible. 192 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,398 There are a few components to youth sports, all right? 193 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,934 You need the coaches, you need the equipment. 194 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,936 You need a McDonald's nearby for afterwards 195 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,704 so you can immediately undo all of the exercise, 196 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,273 and you need the jerseys to be sponsored 197 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:56,443 by a local business, like Joey's Dildo Emporium. 198 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,879 And one other thing you need-- 199 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,615 maybe the most important part-- is a referee, 200 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,518 which is starting to become a problem. 201 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,820 Next, the bad behavior leading to a shortage 202 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,690 -of umpires and referees. -It's kind of sad here. 203 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,391 Youth sports leagues are having a hard time 204 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,227 finding people to officiate games. 205 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,295 They say one reason, yeah, it's the disrespect, 206 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,898 not from kids, but from parents and coaches. 207 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,433 NEWSWOMAN 2: There's been a dramatic drop 208 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:23,604 in refs across youth sports in all age groups nationwide. 209 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,472 -(whistle blows) -Based on early data, 210 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,941 -an estimated 30,000... -Nope. 211 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,211 ...high school referees have quit since 2018. 212 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,680 One of the reasons was abuse, 213 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,517 abuse and mistreatment by parents and players. 214 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,051 NEWSWOMOMAN 2: Mistreatment like this-- 215 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,554 a Massachusetts referee punched on the ice 216 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,089 by a youth hockey coach, 217 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,858 and this unsuspecting referee plowed down 218 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,194 on a California soccer field. 219 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,596 Goddamn. Flag on the play. Flag on the play. 220 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,632 You see how wild those parents are? 221 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,101 What are they selling at the concession stand? Meth? 222 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,404 -(laughter) -What are you doing? When I see... 223 00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,207 I don't blame the referees one bit for wanting no part of this. 224 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,408 Of course they're going to quit. 225 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,911 It's completely unacceptable for parents 226 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,146 to do that during their kids' game. 227 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,049 Think about it. What lesson are you teaching your children? 228 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,618 Huh? That if a ref makes a bad call, 229 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,021 it's okay for a parent to storm the field? No. 230 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,424 Kids need to learn to kick the ref's ass themselves. 231 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,760 -(laughter) -Yeah, you teach them self-reliance. 232 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,462 Come on, guys. 233 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,498 And you know, to me, this feels like a wider trend in society. 234 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,933 Like, I don't know if you have noticed this. 235 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,835 People just feel like they're getting angrier recently. 236 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,137 You know, passengers fighting flight attendants. 237 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,905 Road rage is at an all-time high. 238 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,407 Like, instead of a COVID tests, 239 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,375 I feel the government should be sending everyone edibles. 240 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,512 You know? Yeah. That way, when parents run on the field, 241 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,948 they'd be like, "Hey, ref, have you noticed 242 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,583 "that it's called a touchdown, 243 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,785 but you don't have to, like, touch it down, man?" 244 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:48,055 -(laughter, applause) -"Dude, it's, like, what? 245 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,224 Bro." 246 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,061 All right, let's move on to a story 247 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,896 about the housing market. 248 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,631 Ever since the pandemic started, 249 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,400 housing prices have been going through the roof. 250 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:01,935 And even with the hole in the roof, people are still like, 251 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,403 "It's fine. We'll take it. We'll take it." 252 00:10:03,504 --> 00:10:04,705 But if you really want to know 253 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,707 how high the demand for houses is right now, 254 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,042 look no further than this listing. 255 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:13,614 A house in Fairfax, Virginia, just sold for more than $800,000 256 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,817 and that comes with a stranger living in the basement. 257 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,319 The listing agent told The New York Post someone who had 258 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,189 offered to clean the home years ago now lives in the basement 259 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,892 without paying rent, and the seller is an elderly man 260 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,994 in the hospital. His family can't afford to go through 261 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,530 the eviction process. The agent says they received 262 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:33,300 five cash offers in less than one week. 263 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,037 -(audience groaning, laughing) -What? 264 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,974 Did they say a stranger in the basement? (laughing) 265 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,243 So people are so desperate to get a house, 266 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,312 they're even willing to be in the reboot of Parasite. 267 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,481 This is what we're doing now. 268 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,416 No, for real. No, for real. I mean... 269 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:53,887 I'm pretty certain... I'm pretty certain this 270 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,323 is the first time that Zillow has a Zestimate for, 271 00:10:56,423 --> 00:11:00,761 "How long until the squatter murders you?" 272 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,797 I will say this, though. Props to the squatter. Yeah? 273 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:07,534 No, because this is someone who knows commitment. 274 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,971 They refuse to leave, to the point that the real estate agent 275 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:15,709 had to include them in the tour. You understand how wild that is? 276 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,145 You've got a realtor just walking through the house like, 277 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:21,949 "As you can see, uh, we've got three baths, uh, two baths, 278 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,619 Yeah, one creep and a washer dryer, very nice, very--" 279 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,421 "I'm sorry, could you go back?" "Oh, the two beds? 280 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,991 I know, right? Yeah." Although, Knowing real estate agents, 281 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,693 I bet when they listed the house, they didn't say 282 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,127 the house had a squatter. They probably made it sound like a, 283 00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:35,796 like a feature. Just being like, "And in the basement, um, 284 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:41,168 "you'll find an unsolicited in-home companion. 285 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:44,972 Very in right now. Everyone wants one, everyone." 286 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,406 Uh, but, yeah, that's how crazy 287 00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:48,375 this housing market is right now. And think about it: 288 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,344 That's what's happening in Virginia, by the way. 289 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:52,112 Virginia. 290 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,348 Yeah. New York is on another level. 291 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,950 You want to see real crazy? Come to New York. 292 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,120 Yeah, here you pay $5,000 a month and you still have to 293 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,923 share a futon with the clown from It. 294 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:08,161 (audience laughter) 295 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:12,633 Hey, um, do you think maybe you could, uh, close your eyes? 296 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,801 You know what, just-- Just, it's a little bit-- you know what? 297 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,238 Never mind. It's fine. They say you should wash 298 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,208 your makeup before you sleep, you know. It's... 299 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,343 Anyway, good night. 300 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:30,350 And finally... 301 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:35,155 Finally-- That movie's going straight to DVD. Very popular. 302 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,991 Very popular. Finally, if you've ever tried to get work done 303 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,361 in a coffee shop, you know it's not easy to stay focused. 304 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,330 You know? There's always people coming in and out. 305 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,265 You've got to ignore the distracting conversations people 306 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,501 are having, and you've got to pretend that you didn't 307 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,102 burn the shit out of your mouth like a loser who has 308 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,772 never drank coffee before. But now, in Japan, 309 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:56,710 there's a new kind of café that will help you stay on track. 310 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,179 Well, writers under deadlines go to Tokyo's 311 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,949 "Manuscript Writing Café" with an understanding: 312 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,551 (chuckling) they can't leave until their work is done. 313 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,154 Okay, and there is some prodding thrown in to make sure that 314 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,122 they buckle down and finish. 315 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,692 Customers, when they walk in, write down their names, 316 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,795 writing goals, and the amount of time they need to finish. 317 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,798 Then, the café staff holds them accountable with 318 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,235 three levels of progress checks: mild, normal and hard. 319 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:24,304 Customers who choose "mild" only get a verbal confirmation 320 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,541 when they pay. Those who choose "normal" get a progress check 321 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:30,444 every hour, and for those that decide to 322 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,546 go hard on themselves, they will feel silent pressure 323 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:36,717 from staff who will stand frequently behind them. 324 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,088 Did he say "silent pressure"? 325 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,091 What is that? That has to be the most Japanese thing 326 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,694 I've ever heard. Coffee shops where they shame you into 327 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,097 efficient-- yo, coffee shops are not about being efficient. 328 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,132 All right? They're about spending an hour trying to 329 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,735 figure out the difference between a scone and a biscuit. 330 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,503 That's what it is. The difference is you can charge 331 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,773 twice for a scone. Yeah. But this attitude is why 332 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,808 people in Japan are so stressed out, man. 333 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,811 Constant pressure to be perfect. 334 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:08,715 They don't need efficiency coffee shops in Japan. 335 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,618 They need Black barber shops. That's what they need. 336 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,053 Yeah, people in Japan are stressed. 337 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,354 If they had Black barber shops, you wouldn't have that. 338 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,923 You need a space where you can chill, 339 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,759 spend time arguing about topics that don't matter, you know? 340 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,727 Guys cutting your hair like, "Are you kidding me, Shinzo? 341 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,297 "Man, if Mothra was around, Godzilla wouldn't be shit! 342 00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:25,399 "Godzilla wouldn't be shit! Don't play around with Mothra, 343 00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:27,568 "baby! (chuckles) Oh, shit, I got your line all wrong there. 344 00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:29,503 "My bad, man. You'll be a'ight. You'll be a'ight. 345 00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,072 Just wear a hat." 346 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,607 Like, I'm not sure the Japanese approach 347 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,176 of judging someone silently will work, 348 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,412 especially not in America. You know? 349 00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:39,980 You know, here, they-they should make it 350 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,582 that if you don't finish your screenplay, 351 00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,116 one of those hockey parents shows up 352 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,853 and beats the shit out of you. Just... (imitates blows landing) 353 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,688 Here's the only issue with the story, though. 354 00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,089 This-this Japanese coffee shop 355 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,458 say they will help anyone become more efficient, 356 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,962 but they don't want to know what you're working on? 357 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,364 I feel like that could backfire badly. 358 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,733 You know? Just like, "Have you finished your work?" 359 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,668 It's like, "Yes, my manifesto 360 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,271 has been completed in record time." 361 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,907 Like, "What, now?" "Yeah, let's do it." 362 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,308 (laughter) 363 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,710 All right, that's it for the headlines. 364 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:12,112 But before we go, let's check in on traffic 365 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,882 with our very own Roy Wood Jr., everybody! 366 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,383 -(cheering and applause) -What's going on, man? 367 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,185 What's happening, man? What's going on? What's going on? 368 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,554 You know, you know. It's good. 369 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,423 -Good to see you. That's right. -You know. 370 00:15:23,524 --> 00:15:25,392 Progress is a process, 371 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,060 but I'm out here like a pigeon at the bakery 372 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,062 trying to get my bread out, man. I'm good. 373 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,064 Wow. I-I don't know what that means, but thank you, Roy. 374 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,467 Yeah. Now, real quick, before-before all of that, 375 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,903 like, the thing with-with the coaching 376 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,872 and the parents and attacking the referees and all of that, 377 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,376 the issue is that if you want your kid... 378 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:45,379 Like, the problem is the parents being there at the game. 379 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:46,914 You want your kid to be good. 380 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,649 That's why you're behaving that way. 381 00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:50,751 But we all know that the secret 382 00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:52,553 to your child being good at sports 383 00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:55,122 is to not be in their life. 384 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:58,559 Just don't be present. 385 00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:00,661 Well, no, Roy, you... That's neglect. 386 00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:02,396 No. No, that is... 387 00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:04,531 That is called preparation. 388 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,434 It's called preparation to make your child better. 389 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,436 Trevor, I don't want to get into the statistics, 390 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,271 but the fewer parents you have in your life, 391 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,440 the better you are at that sport. 392 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,942 Everybody knows that. 393 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,244 -What? -Bro, I was great at baseball. 394 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,545 I was great at baseball. 395 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,647 Second grade, my mama came home, and she told me 396 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,816 that her and my daddy was getting back together. 397 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,152 And I was like, "Well, that's it, then. That's it. 398 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,520 "I'm not gonna be good at baseball 399 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,755 if y'all gonna both be in my life." That's... 400 00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:30,257 (laughter) 401 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,559 -That... -You have to remove one of them. 402 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,761 Neglect is the real MVP, dawg. 403 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,763 I'm telling you. Trust me. 404 00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:38,131 -This is one... -Like my... Like my child. 405 00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:39,833 My child. I love my child. 406 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,168 We both in his life. 407 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,537 He ain't gonna be good at baseball. 408 00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:46,773 He plays chess, the piano. He can speak another language. 409 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:50,077 He is doomed. You can't get a jump shot doing all that. 410 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,778 You can't do that, man. 411 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:54,648 And then also with this, uh, with the whole Japanese thing 412 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,284 -with the... with the café? -Oh, yeah, the coffee shop. 413 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,652 You can't... 414 00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,254 Like, if you want people to be efficient, 415 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,222 you can't make them comfortable. 416 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,391 That's part of the problem. You ever been in a café? 417 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,728 It's free Wi-Fi. It's music, jazz music playing. 418 00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:09,363 They got the nice seats with the cushions. 419 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,898 You don't want to get nothing done. 420 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,267 You ever ate dine-in at a fast-food spot? 421 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,802 -Like, what do you mean, like, a fast-food spot? -Yeah. 422 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:17,304 Like-like Popeyes or somewhere or... 423 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,040 You ever just sit down in the dine-in at a fast-food... 424 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,643 You ever seen somebody getting work done at a fast-food spot? 425 00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:24,878 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, you can sit down at a Popeyes? 426 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,413 Yeah. I wouldn't recommend it. 427 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,448 You can. 428 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,883 You should probably get it to go. 429 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,519 But like most of these places, a fast-food spot 430 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,721 is built to keep you from procrastinating. 431 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,156 The chair is bolted to the floor. 432 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,524 Ain't no cushion. 433 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,193 You can't even recline in that thing. 434 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:41,395 So you ready to get up out the door. 435 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,063 The fewer seats... Like, you can get... 436 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,065 you can get coffee at a gas station, right? 437 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,067 -Yeah, you can. -Is there a chair at the gas station? 438 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,069 -No. -No, there's not, 'cause they want you 439 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,138 to get your ass back out there and get to work. 440 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,874 Why... If you have a chair, you procrastinate. 441 00:17:53,974 --> 00:17:55,309 Why you think that-that... Why you think 442 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,777 they got that squatter in Virginia? 443 00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:59,279 'Cause they got chairs in that house. 444 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,315 If he had no chairs at that house... 445 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,716 (cheering and applause) 446 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,251 I didn't think of that. 447 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,054 A squatter ain't nothing but a professional procrastinator. 448 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,623 And you got a chair. Why you think that happened, man? 449 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:11,225 So, if they didn't have a chair in the house, 450 00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:12,526 you don't think that person would be there? 451 00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,428 Absolutely not. 452 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,029 -Huh. -I'm an expert, man. 453 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,364 Let's get to these roads. 454 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,199 -Let me ask you a question about this. -Yeah. 455 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,335 Why do I always have to do the traffic? 456 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,936 (laughter and applause) 457 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,571 -What-what do you mean? -Why? 458 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,608 'Cause it's always bad. It's always this shit. 459 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,076 And then people associate that... 460 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,178 And then you put my name to it. "Roy with the traffic. 461 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,146 Roy with the traffic." Then they associate me 462 00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:34,882 with that when what it should be is 463 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,050 "Roy with the traffic brought to you by Trevor Noah." 464 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,886 -You... -No, no, no, no, no. 465 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,420 It's not a... But it's not a bad thing. 466 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,289 It's not a bad thing. Like, no one's hating you 467 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,924 -because of the traffic. -You don't see the tweets 468 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,326 that I get on a regular basis about this traffic. 469 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,595 I don't appreciate that. Also, speaking of which, 470 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,063 why don't I have a chair? 471 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:52,065 (laughter) 472 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,634 (cheering and applause) 473 00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,102 Well... 474 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,671 Why can't... 475 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,643 Well, because I want to inspire you to keep things moving. 476 00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:04,144 (laughter) 477 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,913 Oh, well, let me help you out, then. 478 00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:08,649 -Oh. -(cheering and applause) 479 00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:10,317 Oh, wow. 480 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,419 All right, thank-thank you so much for that, Roy Wood Jr. 481 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,154 All right, when we come back, we'll introduce you 482 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,591 to a new streaming platform that should not exist. 483 00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:18,759 You don't want to miss it. 484 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:20,661 What are you... 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Okay, so today on the show, we're probably going to talk 520 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,929 about the situation in Ukraine, or... 521 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,731 Goddamn, it's steep! 522 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,300 God! Aah! 523 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,836 Aah! Taxi! 524 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,705 ANNOUNCER: The Stock Watch with Ronny Chieng. 525 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:17,075 Okay, the Dow's at minus 22.4. 526 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:20,312 Oh, now it's at minus 21.3. 527 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:24,183 Now it's at minus 22.4 again. 528 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,418 ANNOUNCER: Desi Lydic Live from the Hill. 529 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,420 Some stuff happened in Congress today, 530 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,357 but I don't know what it is, because that's a different hill. 531 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:35,260 ANNOUNCER: And Dulcé Sloan reviews CNN+. 532 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,463 Damn, this is boring! Ugh! 533 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,633 Wait. Is that Chris Wallace? 534 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,769 Oh, this just got sexy. 535 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,171 Hey, can you keep it down? 536 00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,373 I'm shooting my new streaming show over here. 537 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,176 ANNOUNCER: And so much more premium content 538 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,545 we just came up with, like, ten minutes ago, 539 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,849 including Jordan Klepper Makes Coffee, 540 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,184 Lewis Black: Singing in the Shower 541 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:01,153 and the companion series, 542 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,223 The Making of Lewis Black: Singing in the Shower, 543 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,391 Power Napping with Trevor, 544 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,759 and The Rewind, 545 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,262 where we just play The Daily Show backwards. 546 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,397 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 547 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,468 TDS+++. 548 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,203 Surely someone will pay for this. 549 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:19,938 There's Chris Wallace, my baby daddy. 550 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,974 He don't know it yet. 551 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,910 Oh, man. I... 552 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,879 Oh, I-I've just been informed 553 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,180 that in the time you were watching 554 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,448 that promotional video, 555 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,351 TDS+++ has been shut down. 556 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,986 Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break 557 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,721 to figure out what went wrong, but when we come back, 558 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,689 international superstar Burna Boy 559 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:40,392 is joining me on the show. You don't want to miss it. 560 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,361 Kaboom, shapow! 561 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,429 (cheering and applause) 562 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,371 (cheering and applause) 563 00:22:56,307 --> 00:22:57,408 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 564 00:22:57,508 --> 00:22:59,677 My guest tonight is Grammy Award-winning 565 00:22:59,777 --> 00:23:01,346 global superstar Burna Boy. 566 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:04,616 He's here to talk about becoming the first Nigerian artist 567 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,318 to play and sell out Madison Square Garden. 568 00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:09,287 Please welcome Burna Boy! 569 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,422 -(cheering and applause) -♪ ♪ 570 00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:19,864 How you doing, my friend? Good to see you, man. 571 00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:24,536 (cheering continues) 572 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:26,004 (grunts) 573 00:23:27,438 --> 00:23:29,207 The man, the myth, the legend. 574 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,808 Uh, I don't know about all that. 575 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,310 -(laughs) -(chuckles) 576 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:33,811 How you doing, my friend? It's been a long time, man. 577 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,880 -Yeah. -Yeah, you've been conquering the world. 578 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,582 The last time we spoke, 579 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:40,351 we were just talking about how amazing your album was going. 580 00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:41,853 African Giant. It was killing it. 581 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:44,022 People were loving it. It was blowing up all over the globe. 582 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:46,324 I was talking about the Grammys, your future aspirations. 583 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:48,493 Then the pandemic hit. 584 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,563 -Mm. -You produced an album in that pandemic, 585 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,231 -and you went on to win your first Grammy. -Mm. 586 00:23:53,331 --> 00:23:55,800 -Congratulations, brother. -(cheering and applause) 587 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:58,136 Congratulations. 588 00:23:58,236 --> 00:23:59,537 Let's, um... 589 00:23:59,637 --> 00:24:01,005 So let's-let's start with that. 590 00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:02,207 I was shocked to find out 591 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,475 that you produced the album, like, on Zoom. 592 00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,444 I mean, you've got some of the biggest features on there. 593 00:24:06,477 --> 00:24:08,346 You know, got everybody from Chris Martin and-- 594 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:09,647 You-you did this on Zoom? 595 00:24:09,747 --> 00:24:11,950 Yeah. Technology. 596 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,452 -(chuckling) -But h-how do you know it's going well on Zoom? 597 00:24:14,552 --> 00:24:15,920 -Like, I don't even know if someone's... -You don't. 598 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:18,556 -Oh, okay. (laughing) -(chuckling) 599 00:24:18,656 --> 00:24:21,092 -You hope for the best. (chuckles) -(chuckles) 600 00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:23,494 Was there ever a moment where you were recording something 601 00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:24,495 on Zoom, 602 00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:26,064 it sounded great, then you got it, 603 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:27,865 then you were like, "No, it doesn't sound..." 604 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,134 It's not like you record the song on Zoom. 605 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:32,003 It's not like Zoom has a recording studio. 606 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:33,705 (laughing) 607 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,473 Burna, I don't know, man. I don't know how Zoom works. 608 00:24:35,573 --> 00:24:38,509 No, it's like-- So, basically, you just have the laptop on 609 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:41,512 -in the studio, with all the parties involved... -Yeah. 610 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:44,382 ...and while-while we're making the music and stuff. 611 00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:45,950 And then, you know, everyone's like, 612 00:24:46,050 --> 00:24:48,620 "Okay, yeah, um, this is the song we have to choose. 613 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,088 -We're gonna choose this." -Right. 614 00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:51,856 You know? And then, yeah, 615 00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:54,893 -it just worked out. (chuckling) -(laughter, clapping) 616 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,427 I want to ask you about the artists though. 617 00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:59,430 You know, one thing I've truly loved is how, 618 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:02,333 like, Nigerian artists have taken Africa to the world. 619 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:03,701 Man, you've blown up the continent. 620 00:25:03,801 --> 00:25:05,637 Everyone is now trying to emulate 621 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,305 what Nigerian artists are creating. 622 00:25:07,438 --> 00:25:09,574 -But-but, surely, there are... -Except our government. 623 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,610 -Except... -(applause) 624 00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:14,445 -(whooping) -(chuckling) 625 00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:19,350 Are there artists that you dreamed of working of 626 00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:21,119 that you were shocked to be working with 627 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:22,620 when you were working with them? 628 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,924 -Everyone, everyone on my last album was kind of... -Yeah? 629 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,992 And the previous. Like working with Angélique Kidjo 630 00:25:28,092 --> 00:25:31,195 on the previous one and then working with Youssou N'Dour. 631 00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:34,198 Like, these are people that I watched on TV 632 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:38,002 -when I was in Pampers, you know? (laughs) -(laughs) 633 00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:40,471 You know? Like, so, like, seeing them in real life 634 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:42,273 and actually making music with them and, 635 00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:45,476 -you know, getting the love and-and all that... -Right. 636 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:48,012 ...it's-it's-- Sometimes it gets kind of weird 637 00:25:48,112 --> 00:25:49,647 because I'm like, "Ra." 638 00:25:49,747 --> 00:25:51,482 It's like, "My mom loves you." 639 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,686 (laughing) 640 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,487 Your-your mom-- a lot of people may not know this-- 641 00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:58,122 -but your mom is your manager. -Yeah. 642 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,491 Yeah. Mama Burna. Crushes it, by the way. 643 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,093 -(cheering and applause) -I love her. 644 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:04,262 -Love her. -(chuckles) 645 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,764 But-but here's-- but here's what I've always wondered, 646 00:26:06,864 --> 00:26:08,633 and it seems different-- You know, in America, 647 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,102 there's a culture of-- they call them the "mom-agers." 648 00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:12,637 You know? And it's like-- This idea is like, 649 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,340 if your parent is your manager, things always go wrong. 650 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,641 On your side, it feels like it's gone the exact 651 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,509 -opposite way. -If your parent's an American manager. 652 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,645 (laughing) 653 00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:25,250 But, surely, was-was there not a part of you that was worried 654 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,185 about having your mom be your manager? 655 00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:29,787 I mean, no, it's-it's like... 656 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,789 It's-it's... Obviously, it's not-- 657 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:35,093 -it's not all peaches and roses. (chuckling) -Yeah. 658 00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:37,262 You get me? But it's a lot of food. 659 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,198 (laughing) 660 00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:42,834 So, I mean, that-that makes me happy enough. 661 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,168 (laughing) 662 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,504 You're the artist. Your mom is the manager. 663 00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:48,806 Technically, that's a power balance that has shifted over. 664 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,708 But, now, she's your mom and she's an African mom, 665 00:26:50,808 --> 00:26:52,176 which means the power balance never shifts over. 666 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,211 -So... -Yeah. Mm. 667 00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:54,546 Exactly. 668 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,915 So, are there moments where your mom goes like, 669 00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:59,717 "No, this is how we're doing it, and that's how we do it."? 670 00:26:59,817 --> 00:27:01,920 Well, I mean, you know what she does now. 671 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,655 Like, she used to do that, and then she... 672 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:06,958 That wouldn't work out for her because, you know, it's like, 673 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:09,694 -"Get me out." -(laughter) 674 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,462 And, like, you just get stoic. "I'm not moving." 675 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:12,897 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 676 00:27:12,997 --> 00:27:14,799 So she figured out some other way. 677 00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:17,135 She would make me feel like it's my decision. 678 00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:21,239 (laughter, applause) 679 00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:23,575 Mama Burna! 680 00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,476 -Yup. -You got your family with you. 681 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:27,879 You tour with them. You're traveling around the world. 682 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,581 Yo, can I just say congratulations, 683 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:30,915 as well, on everything. 684 00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:32,984 I mean, selling out the O2 Arena in London, 685 00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:35,587 selling out, um, you know, The Forum in Hollywood. 686 00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,722 Now, the first Nigerian artist 687 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:40,692 to ever sell out Madison Square Garden. 688 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,827 -(cheers and applause) -And to play it, as well. 689 00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:44,662 Well, you know one thing... 690 00:27:44,762 --> 00:27:46,931 -you know one thing I always wondered, like... -Yeah? 691 00:27:47,031 --> 00:27:50,101 Why...? How come when it's me, they always 692 00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:52,470 point out the fact that I'm the first to do it? 693 00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:56,007 Like, like, the first (bleep) that landed on the moon. 694 00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:57,442 -You feel me? -'Cause you got... you... 695 00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,410 It's like, why-why when rock bands perform 696 00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:02,480 in-in Tokyo and stuff, they don't say, 697 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:06,150 "The first American rock band to perform in Tokyo."? 698 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:07,919 I think because they're surprised. 699 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:10,121 -There is an element of surprise, you know? -But why? 700 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:13,057 Because we've come a long way. Do you know how far 701 00:28:13,157 --> 00:28:15,426 -Madison Square garden is from Africa? -(laughter) 702 00:28:15,526 --> 00:28:17,562 Yeah, but, like, do you know how far away Tokyo is 703 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:19,330 for the... for KISS and...? 704 00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,065 Yeah, but you see, that's the thing, if you think about it. 705 00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:25,169 Culture has, for such a long time, been defined by America. 706 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,571 And so, it makes sense in a way... 707 00:28:26,671 --> 00:28:27,906 -Right, right. -for people to go like, 708 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,507 "Of course the music's gonna go there, of course 709 00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:30,842 -the comedians are gonna go there." -You get used to it. 710 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:32,443 Do you know what I mean? Now, think about it. 711 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,913 -Things have like... to-to... -Move on. Get... 712 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:38,783 -(applause and cheering) -But think about it, right? 713 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:42,654 -Yeah. -For... for the world to change the way it has... 714 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:45,823 I mean, you see Beyoncé incorporating your music 715 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,692 into her vibe. Do you get what I'm saying? 716 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,460 These are big things that have never happened, 717 00:28:49,494 --> 00:28:50,795 and it's beautiful. Like, everyone's embracing it. 718 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,497 I mean, if I was her, I would incorporate my music 719 00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:54,666 -into her vibe. -(laughter, applause) 720 00:28:57,735 --> 00:29:00,004 You know, every time... While I'm speaking to you, 721 00:29:00,104 --> 00:29:02,006 every time, I see the biggest difference 722 00:29:02,106 --> 00:29:05,410 between Nigerians and almost every other African. 723 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:07,845 Is that, like, every other African has, like, a very... 724 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:09,280 Um, what's the word I'm looking for? 725 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,116 A very timid approach to life. Like, literally, like, 726 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,085 if you say to, like, a South African, 727 00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:16,154 "Hey, Trevor, you're doing well. How are things going?," 728 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,890 then, as a South African, my instinct to respond is like, 729 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,992 "Ah, I'm trying, man. I'm... You know, I'm doing okay. 730 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,561 -"I'm trying, you know." -You are lying. -(laughter) 731 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:26,264 You see? You see? This is what I mean about Nigerians. 732 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,066 -(applause) -This is what I mean. 733 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,767 -No, no, but this is what I mean. So... -Mm. 734 00:29:29,867 --> 00:29:31,769 And everywhere. You go to Kenya, everything. 735 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:33,438 -How are things? "Ah, no." -That's the thing. We don't lie 736 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:35,473 unless we want to scam you. 737 00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:38,943 (laughter, applause) 738 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:41,913 This is Nigerians. Nigeri... 739 00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:43,748 I've never met a Nigerian who's gonna be like, 740 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:45,350 "No, I'm not killing it," if they're killing it. 741 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,018 -They won't be like... Yeah. -Yeah. 742 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,519 So you think it's that? It's just like... 743 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,054 That's not something to lie about. Like, if you're in court, 744 00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,890 or you're about to go to jail, you should lie. But, like... 745 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:53,691 -(laughter) -But if you're killing it? 746 00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:57,996 If you're killing, like, you should be happier. 747 00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:00,632 -Yeah. -Um, let's talk about the new album. 748 00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:03,067 I've noticed you've teased a few snippets from it, 749 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:04,435 but you're doing that thing artists do. 750 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:06,104 Before we talk about that, let's talk about this. 751 00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:07,605 Why every time...? This is the second time I come here. 752 00:30:07,705 --> 00:30:10,909 -Yeah. -You never offer me no drink. -(laughter) 753 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:12,477 This-this... Don't believe the man. It's here. 754 00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:13,945 It's, like, you offer me chocolates and tea... 755 00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:15,480 What do you...? What do you...? 756 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,482 ...and like I'm Bugs Bunny or Tele... 757 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:20,051 -Burna, what do you want? -I need a drink, man. 758 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:21,452 What do you want me to offer you? 759 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,455 Things that people that look like me would... 760 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,658 (laughter) 761 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,426 Oh, let me take... let me take these glasses off 762 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,429 -so you understand. Ah. -(cheers and applause) 763 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,431 So, you see that I'm-I'm... 764 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:37,769 I'm actually a real person that needs a drink. 765 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:39,571 You know what I love. 766 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,872 I can always get you a drink. 767 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,640 The only thing I have to remember is 768 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,642 to switch out the things that happened. 769 00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:46,511 -Because I'll get you the drink. -Mm. 770 00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:47,912 And then I'll leave the drinks there, 771 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,881 and then you find, like... Let's say, like, 772 00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:52,183 Kamala Harris comes to the show next day. 773 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:54,786 And then backstage, she's like, "Wow, I was getting turnt." 774 00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:56,554 Um... 775 00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:58,223 What is your drink of choice? What would you like next... 776 00:30:58,389 --> 00:30:59,991 I'll make sure I get it for you next time. What do you want? 777 00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:02,260 Man, I don't want to promote no one right now, but... 778 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:03,995 -Okay. Okay. You'll tell me... -What to get me. 779 00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:05,430 But you want... So, water's not for Burna? 780 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,999 No, water is definitely for me, but it's like, you know, 781 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,602 when I'm... when I'm dressed like this... 782 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,170 (laughter) 783 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:14,973 (cheering and applause) 784 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:16,741 Make sure... 785 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:19,310 Make sure we get Burna... What else would you like? 786 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:20,812 What else would you like backstage? 787 00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:23,681 Uh, well, I mean, I already got some weed, so I'm good. 788 00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:26,117 (laughter and applause) 789 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,986 This is what I love about... 790 00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:31,623 This is what I love about working with you. 791 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,524 All right, now can we talk about the album? 792 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,660 -Yeah, yeah, for sure. -Now that you've called me out 793 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,428 -for not offering you stiff drinks? -(chuckles) 794 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:39,230 -Very rude. -I like how angry you were about the... 795 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:40,431 "And chocolates! 796 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:42,166 How can you offer me chocolates, huh?" 797 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:43,801 -Chocolates, man. -Um... 798 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,204 -With pretzel. What-What is...? -(laughing) 799 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:48,540 Like, what is a pretzel? (chuckling) 800 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,608 (laughter) 801 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:56,147 Oh, man. Um... 802 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:57,482 You've teased the album, 803 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:58,917 but you've done that thing artists do 804 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:00,618 where we don't know when it's coming. 805 00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:02,220 We don't know who's gonna be... 806 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:03,988 Like, I-I saw a snippet of you in the studio. 807 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,057 I saw... I saw Ed Sheeran. 808 00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:07,825 -Yeah, man. -And people lost their minds. 809 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,261 So I was like, Ed Sheeran looks like he's gonna be on the album, 810 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:11,429 -but you won't tell us. -(chuckles) 811 00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:12,897 When is the album coming out, Burna? 812 00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:15,500 Uh... 813 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,569 (laughter and applause) 814 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:20,271 -Oh, okay. Okay. -(chuckles) 815 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:23,808 Oh, so now the Nigerian doesn't want to tell the truth. 816 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:25,743 -Okay. -You see, that's the thing. 817 00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:28,046 -I didn't say anything, did I? -Oh, okay. 818 00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:29,847 -So I didn't lie. -Okay, so silence. Silence. All right. 819 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,416 -Okay, you know what, I'll give you... -Just tell me about it. 820 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,151 -Tell me about it. Okay. -Now, 'cause you're my guy, 821 00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:35,286 you know, I won't... I won't let you down. 822 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:37,855 -Yeah. -In front of all these people. 823 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,091 -Um... (chuckles) -(laughter) 824 00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:42,427 Okay, so... Hmm. It's... 825 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:43,795 -I'll give you a hint. -Yeah. 826 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:45,430 It's gonna come out 827 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,633 on a day everyone celebrates 828 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:51,636 for their self when it's their own day. 829 00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:54,305 (audience murmuring) 830 00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:55,707 All right. 831 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,508 I don't know what that means, but, uh... 832 00:32:57,609 --> 00:33:00,345 -You see? -I can... I-I feel it. 833 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:03,047 Something deep for you to take home. 834 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,183 (both laughing) 835 00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,220 You just left me with a riddle 836 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,588 that I've got to go and figure out now. 837 00:33:10,688 --> 00:33:12,657 -Yeah. (chuckles) -I'm like, "Is it a Friday? 838 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:14,626 "Is it a birthday? Is it a Sunday? 839 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,227 "Is it a Saturday? Depends on the day 840 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,528 that you celebrate what you do." 841 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:20,164 No, not what you do. You just... Everybody... 842 00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:21,733 It's like, it's not everybody in the world 843 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,568 that has a job, you know? So it's like... 844 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,069 -Okay. Okay. -Nobody-nobody has... 845 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:26,704 But this, everybody has it, 846 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:28,406 so everybody has their day to celebrate it. 847 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,475 Okay. We're gonna figure this out, man. 848 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,176 We're gonna figure this out. Burna Boy, everybody. 849 00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:34,145 Thank you so much for joining me on the show again, my dude. 850 00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:37,048 Good to have you as always. I'll have a drink next time. 851 00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:38,583 Most definitely. Most definitely. 852 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,418 You can catch Burna Boy at Madison Square Garden 853 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,953 only if you have a ticket because it's sold-out. 854 00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:43,521 One Night in Space on April 28th. 855 00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:44,689 We're gonna take a quick break, 856 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,791 but we'll be right back after this. 857 00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:48,927 (cheering and applause) 858 00:33:55,766 --> 00:33:56,800 (cheering and applause) 859 00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,068 Well, that's our show for tonight. 860 00:33:58,168 --> 00:34:00,737 But before we go, I just wanted to remind you 861 00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:03,273 that nearly 4,000 homes have been destroyed 862 00:34:03,373 --> 00:34:05,709 and more than 40,000 people have been displaced 863 00:34:05,809 --> 00:34:07,110 by the floods and the mudslides 864 00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:08,378 in my home country, South Africa. 865 00:34:08,478 --> 00:34:09,880 Now, Gift of the Givers 866 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:11,515 is an amazing South African organization 867 00:34:11,615 --> 00:34:13,083 that is helping on the ground 868 00:34:13,183 --> 00:34:15,218 to help those affected by these floods. 869 00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:18,155 So, please, if you can help them in their work in any way, 870 00:34:18,255 --> 00:34:19,823 then donate at the link below. 871 00:34:19,923 --> 00:34:21,525 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there. 872 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:24,561 And remember, stop beating up refs 873 00:34:24,661 --> 00:34:26,563 at your kids' games. 874 00:34:26,663 --> 00:34:28,932 Just bribe them, and everybody wins. 875 00:34:29,032 --> 00:34:32,035 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 876 00:34:32,135 --> 00:34:34,204 -♪ ♪ -KIDS: Yay! 877 00:34:34,304 --> 00:34:35,973 (cheering) 878 00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:37,341 NEWSWOMAN: It's a boy! 879 00:34:37,441 --> 00:34:39,176 But the dad-to-be is so excited 880 00:34:39,276 --> 00:34:41,511 at his baseball-themed gender reveal, 881 00:34:41,611 --> 00:34:44,147 he runs right over to his buddies. 882 00:34:44,247 --> 00:34:46,116 He carries on with the bros 883 00:34:46,216 --> 00:34:48,318 while she's pushed to the side. 884 00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:50,754 Hey, what about me?