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Okay. As you know,
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it has been nine weeks now
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since Vladimir Putin decided
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the best way to improve
his international standing
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was to gently slide
not into Ukraine's DMs
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but into the entire
eastern region.
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And since then, the whole world
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has been trying
to figure out what to do.
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How do you respond to a madman
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who has nuclear weapons
in his back pocket?
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And the world tried everything.
Tried sanctions.
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Tried cutting off Putin
from international trade.
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Tried blocking
his PlayStation profile
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so he couldn't play Fortnite.
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And now, finally, some countries
have taken it to the next level
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with Germany sending tanks
to Ukraine.
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Yeah. Which the Russians
have called a major escalation.
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And I'll be honest,
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I agree with Russia on that.
It is an escalation.
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You know, whenever German tanks
show up to anything,
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shit's about to escalate.
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German tanks never show up
and people are like,
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"Oh, all right.
It's chilled now."
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Yeah, you know what it's like?
It's like when a Black woman
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takes off her earrings.
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There's no way things
are cooling down from there.
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Whatever you did wrong,
you about to pay.
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But Russia is also doing
their own escalations
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by turning off
some of Europe's heat.
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NEWSMAN:
Overnight, a drastic move.
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Russia cutting
all gas deliveries
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to Bulgaria and Poland,
two NATO members.
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This comes after
Putin's ultimatum last month
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demanding that
"unfriendly nations
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pay for gas in Russian rubles."
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Poland's prime minister
not backing down.
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-(speaking Polish) -Saying,
"We will be able to protect
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"our economy,
protect our households and Poles
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against such a dramatic step
by Russia."
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NEWSWOMAN: Bulgarian officials
say they are working
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with state gas companies
on alternative sources
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while Poland says
it has been working for years
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to reduce its reliance
on Russian gas
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and there wouldn't be a shortage
of gas in Polish homes.
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Ooh, things are getting tense.
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Yeah, Russia says, "No more gas
for Poland and Bulgaria."
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And in response,
Poland and Bulgaria are like,
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"Screw you.
We don't need your gas.
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We have our own."
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And then
just to prove the point,
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Poland and Bulgaria
posted selfies
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of themselves surrounded by gas.
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Yeah, classic breakup behavior.
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But this is the thing
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that's gonna suck for Russia.
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Their main leverage
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is that their gas
provides Europe's heat.
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But as the months get warmer,
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their negotiating power
goes down.
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You know, it's the same way
your gym teacher
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has all power over you
to make push-ups,
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like, what you're gonna do
during the school year.
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But let him meet you
over the summer vacation,
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and all of a sudden, it's like,
"You have no power here,
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"Mr. Papadopoulos.
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Why don't you do push-ups,
bitch?"
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He's like,
"I'll see you in September."
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"But I'm here now."
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So, you know what?
Good for Poland and Bulgaria,
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because most European countries
are still buying Putin's gas.
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Yeah. Many of them
say they can't help it,
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which you have to admit
is a little weird.
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You know? It's like
if the people of Gotham
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were obsessed
with the Joker's taco truck.
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You know? Just like,
"Look, I mean,
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"this guy
is definitely a supervillain,
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"but have you tried
his al pastor?
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I mean, it is amazing."
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(laughter and applause)
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And here's the thing. So,
this is... this is the thing.
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The underlying issue
is a little more complicated
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than gas or no gas, right?
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What happens is
Russia wants to be paid
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for its gas in rubles, right?
The Russian currency.
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Because that way,
European countries
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have to keep buying rubles,
which keeps the currency alive.
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So, I understand
why Russia is so mad
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at getting paid in a currency
that they don't want, you know?
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Like,
have you ever gotten a gift
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from, like, your little nephew
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that's, like, a coupon
for one free hug?
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Yeah, I don't want that shit.
I want cold, hard cash, Timmy.
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Hugs are always free.
Are you stupid?
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Anyway, let's move on.
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Timmy pisses me off, man.
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For years,
flight attendants in America
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have complained
about, well, two things.
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Uh, one:
idiots who press the call button
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when they meant
to turn on the light.
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And two: the way they get paid.
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Well, now, finally,
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Delta Air Lines is taking care
of one of those issues.
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NEWSMAN:
Flight attendants with Delta
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will soon be getting paid
a little bit more money.
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The airline says it'll now start
paying cabin crews
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during boarding.
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Up until now, flight attendants
did not start getting paid
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until the passengers were seated
and the plane's doors close.
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That was the moment
that their pay started.
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Delta says the change
will start June 2nd
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as the company
faces the possibility
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of its more
than 20,000 flight attendants
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forming their own union.
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The change could increase
some attendants' wages
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by several thousand dollars
every year.
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Yeah. Believe it or not,
flight attendants in America
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do not get paid
during the boarding process.
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Which is crazy.
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Just think about it.
You're at work, doing work,
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but your boss is like,
"No, this is your free time."
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(laughter)
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What? "I only pay you
when the doors are closed"?
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That's wild.
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It also sucks
for flight attendants
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on Spirit Airlines 'cause
they don't even have doors.
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What do they do?
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Do they work for free?
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How does that shit work?
(chuckles)
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(laughter and applause)
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Because here's the thing,
people.
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The boarding process
is not easy. If anything,
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they should be getting paid
extra for that part.
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You've got to deal
with passengers
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who suddenly don't know
how numbers work.
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"Does 23 come before 24?
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And what number is 'J'?"
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And then, on top of that,
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they have to deal with our bags
that never fit.
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Yeah. And, by the way, can I ask
you, why do the bags never fit?
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No, honest question.
Why do they never--
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It's called an overhead bag.
Right?
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But it doesn't fit
into the overhead.
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Why do they call it that?
They shouldn't be allowed
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to sell it to you
and call it an overhead bag
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when it won't fit
in the overhead.
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'Cause now I'm the idiot
blocking the traffic,
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and, like,
everyone's looking at me.
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No one's getting paid,
and I'm like, "I swear!
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The store said it would fit
in the overhead!
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It's not..." And they're like,
"You're an idiot!"
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"I'm not!
It's an overhead bag, but...
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(blubbering)
Don't call it the over..."
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That's what the FBI
should be focusing on.
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-That's the real crime.
-(cheering and applause)
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Sell me a bag that makes me look
like an idiot.
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By the way,
did you notice how Delta
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suddenly said
it was going to change this rule
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only after they learned
that flight attendants
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are trying to form a union?
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Yeah.
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Interesting timing. Hmm?
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Yeah. It was like-like
that Marjorie Taylor Greene--
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"Oh, oh. Oh, you mean that.
A union. Oh, yeah."
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Yeah. Nothing scares these
giant airlines more than unions.
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Like, if someone yelled "bomb"
in an airport
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and someone else yelled "union,"
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they honestly wouldn't know
who to tackle first.
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And I'm gonna give these flight
attendants a lot of credit.
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Because let me tell you
something, man--
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people fly all the time, you see
these people working hard,
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but I didn't know
that they weren't getting paid
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while the pla-- Y--
I didn't know that.
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They're really patient people.
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If I was working for free
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during
the whole boarding process,
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I would have been
way less friendly than--
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Yo, I would have been
in that airport like...
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Hey! A'ight! Zone 1! Zone 1!
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Get the hell up on the plane
right now!
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Hurry up!
I'm trying to get paid!
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Move! Move! Move! Move!
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Move your dumb ass! Put your
thing on the thing there, man.
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And I s-- Yo, I swear, I swear,
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if any of you broke-ass
Zone 4 mother(bleep)s
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even try to get in the line
right now,
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I will have the TSA
waterboard your ass!
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Get back, Zone 4! Sit down!
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You know who you is!
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(cheering and applause)
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That's why I can't work
in airports.
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All right, finally,
let's talk about COVID-19.
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It's the only one of us
that's seen Kamala Harris in,
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like, three months.
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As we all know,
a little over two years ago,
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a bat in China
didn't cover its mouth
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when it sneezed in a lab
after visiting a food market,
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and that started a pandemic.
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And the world
has never been the same.
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But now Anthony Fauci,
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America's most renowned
infectious disease scientist
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and most ready-for-retirement
human,
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has come out with some news
that has left people shook.
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Listen to this. Dr. Anthony
Fauci telling PBS News
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that America is out
of the pandemic phase.
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We are certainly,
right now, in this country,
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out of the pandemic phase.
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Namely, we don't have...
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900,000 new infections a day
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and tens and tens and tens
of thousands of hospitalizations
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and thousands of deaths.
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We are at a low level right now.
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We're not gonna eradicate
this virus.
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If we can keep
that level very low
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and intermittently vaccinate
people--
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and I don't know how often
that would have to be--
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but, right now, we are
not in the pandemic phase
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in this country.
248
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Whoo-hoo!
249
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-The pandemic phase is over,
people! -(cheering and applause)
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The pandemic phase is over!
God, I'm so happy.
251
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Oh, I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
252
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Man. Oh, man, I've been waiting
for this moment
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since March of 2020.
254
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Do the balloon drop! Yeah!
255
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-♪ ♪
-Yeah!
256
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-(cheering and applause)
-Oh.
257
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Oh, wait, these are...
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Oh, man. They were supposed
to be, like, fully inflated,
259
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,482
but I...
260
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We blew them up in April 2020.
We...
261
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We thought it was
only gonna be a few weeks.
262
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,823
But I guess, uh,
things are tough.
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They're just, like-- Is there
still air inside these things?
264
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There still air inside? Yeah?
(inhales)
265
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Yeah. There. Ah.
266
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What is that, COVID? Anyway...
267
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But, yeah, Fauci says America is
no longer in a pandemic phase.
268
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Which is cool.
269
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But don't let
these balloons fool you.
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Doesn't mean
we're out of the pandemic.
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A lot of people actually
misinterpreted this news today.
272
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They were like,
"The pandemic is over.
273
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Time to tongue-kiss
my grandmother again."
274
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"Man!
275
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Time to tongue-kiss
my grandson again."
276
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They're a very loving family.
277
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But that's not what this means.
278
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What Fauci was saying
is that America
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is currently not in
a pandemic phase,
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as in not in a pandemic
right now.
281
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But it's not over.
282
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It could come back,
or it could go away.
283
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But it could come back.
284
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Or go-- You don't know.
285
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Yeah. It's a phase.
286
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It's sort of like
wide-leg jeans.
287
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They disappeared for 20 years.
288
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And now, suddenly,
289
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everyone looks like they had
to borrow a pair of pants
290
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,090
from Shaq, you know?
291
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,426
But as much as you want
to get angry at people,
292
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,962
here's the thing, Dr. Fauci,
how did you not know,
293
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how do you not know by now
how stupid people are, huh?
294
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We're all stupid. You can't just
say, "Pandemic phase is over."
295
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,938
Oh, when you say it,
all we hear is, "Party time!"
296
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I feel like that's been the
major failure of this pandemic,
297
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is that the scientists have been
communicating directly
298
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with the public
without somebody to interpret
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what they're saying.
300
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That's bound to cause chaos.
Right?
301
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,850
We don't understand
scientist-speak.
302
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,653
It's the reason God didn't speak
directly to the people.
303
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He always went through
a messenger.
304
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,956
You know? He was like,
305
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,493
"Noah, soon I will purge
the land of all sin and vice
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"so henceforth
abundance may spring forth.
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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:12,566
And whence there was squalor,
things will change."
308
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,135
And Noah was like,
"All right, gotcha. Hey, yo!
309
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Grab a giraffe!
Shit's about to get wet."
310
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-Now we understand.
-(applause)
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All right,
that's it for the headlines.
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But before we go,
let's check in on the traffic
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with our very own Roy Wood Jr.,
everybody!
314
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(cheering and applause)
315
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,092
-What's going on, Roy?
-Uh...
316
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,196
Why... why-why am I here again?
317
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What do you mean-- what
do you mean, why are you here?
318
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-For the traffic.
-Because yesterday.
319
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I did the traffic yesterday.
320
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Why would I do it again?
321
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,871
Well, because there's-there's
traffic every day.
322
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,443
-You-you think this is strange?
-(stammers)
323
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,445
I didn't know
that I had to do this every day.
324
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,348
I said I would do it, but I just
thought it would be once a week.
325
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,482
I didn't know
this was gonna be...?
326
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:03,851
What are you talking about?
What?
327
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Some every day, come to work
everyday type shit.
328
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,055
-I was not prepared.
-Roy, Roy, can you just tell us
329
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,357
-what the traffic is, please?
-Look, before the traffic, man,
330
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-this flight attendant thing...
-Yes.
331
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,627
And the whole COVID
and the Fauci--
332
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,396
I think we should still be
wearing the masks on the planes,
333
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,700
because, but I just...
I hate the fact
334
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,503
that flight attendants was
getting beat up over a mask.
335
00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:24,304
You're supposed to be fighting
drunk passengers,
336
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,241
-not these people wearing a
mask. -Yeah, I hear you there.
337
00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,243
-Yeah. -And also, part of why
people be challenging
338
00:13:29,343 --> 00:13:31,478
flight attendants-- see, nobody
thinks about this, Trevor.
339
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,247
It's the uniform.
340
00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:36,183
The uniform
does not command authority.
341
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,653
The flight attendant uniform--
they all of them wearing a vest
342
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:43,090
and a stupid hat. Nobody...
You don't respect a vest.
343
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,959
Name a job in a vest
you respect.
344
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,495
You got blackjack dealer,
you got magicians.
345
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:52,466
You got crossing guard
at a school,
346
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:56,703
church usher, male stripper.
These are all punchable people.
347
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,473
These are all people
you can punch in the face. Like,
348
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,942
you cannot dress in a vest and
expect people to respect you.
349
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,478
The flight attendants--
if they really want something,
350
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:06,547
what they need to be
fighting for is a new uniform.
351
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,048
They need to put on some
of that black leather
352
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,184
like them bouncers,
some leather,
353
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,352
and some of them-them shades,
and get you an earpiece, get...
354
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,054
'Cause, like,
when you wear an earpiece,
355
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,722
everybody knows
that you're talking
356
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,891
to another person
on the earpiece,
357
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,894
who can also come whup your
ass, and make you act right.
358
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,530
You see the earpiece, man,
oh, you got the ass whuppers
359
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,098
on the other end
of that earpiece.
360
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,667
That's the thing, man.
361
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,402
All right, so what's happening
in the, uh... in the traffic?
362
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:31,104
-What's going on? -Here's
the thing about COVID, man.
363
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,574
-We'll get to that, man.
Just relax. -(laughter)
364
00:14:33,674 --> 00:14:36,310
I'm happy that some
of the restrictions
365
00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,478
-are being, you know,
rolled back. -Uh-huh.
366
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:40,080
-I'm happy for that.
-Yeah.
367
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,715
But there's a lot of stuff they
got that they're still doing
368
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,150
that they don't really have
to do no more.
369
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,419
Do you still need
a QR code on a menu?
370
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:47,821
Do you need a little square
to think,
371
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,424
"Ooh, I'm going to scan
the menu. Bring me some paper.
372
00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:53,160
"I'm an American.
Bring me a sticky piece
373
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,429
-"of laminated-ass paper...
-(applause and cheering)
374
00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:58,098
...so I can figure out what
the hell I want to eat."
375
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,300
-This bothered you?
-Yes,
376
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,102
because you get distracted.
You don't focus
377
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,605
when you scan your phone,
and you're looking at the food.
378
00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:07,407
Then PornHub notifications
are popping up,
379
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:08,775
-and there's text messages,
and... -Wait, wait, wait, wait.
380
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:10,477
Can you go...?
381
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,446
-Why do you get notifications
from PornHub? -You got to...
382
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:16,850
You got to know when the
new shit dropped. You don't...
383
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,785
I'm tired of the elbow bump.
Let's get rid of that.
384
00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:21,255
Why is everybody, "Hey, what's
going on?" with the elbow bump?
385
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,123
-I agree with you there.
-Didn't I tell you?
386
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,725
You don't think we need to get
rid of some of that stuff?
387
00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:26,293
No, no, no, I agree
with you there. I agree... I...
388
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,694
The stickers, the stickers,
the six-feet stickers
389
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,063
in the grocery store--
do we still need that?
390
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,165
Do you still...? Do you not know
what six feet is? Do you...?
391
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:36,069
Hopscotching from sticker to
sticker around the damn store!
392
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,105
(laughter)
393
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,240
Just get rid of that, too.
394
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,611
Tell Fauci. I know
you got his number. So, let's...
395
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,946
I'll tell Fauci if you tell me
396
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,181
what the traffic is,
please, man.
397
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,615
Why do I have to do traffic?
398
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,384
-What do you mean, "Why?"
-Why?
399
00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:52,419
-Why is it always traffic?
-What do you mean?
400
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,421
Like, I could be doing
so many other things.
401
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,822
-Like what? -I could be
doing cooking. I could do...
402
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,558
We could set up a little table
and a crockpot.
403
00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:58,892
I could do...
I could do the animals.
404
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,360
Let me be the animal man
and bring the little...
405
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,728
-the cuddly animals on here.
-Roy, okay.
406
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,363
-(applause, cheering)
-We can do lifestyles.
407
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,567
Look, don't encourage him.
He asked me.
408
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,368
I said, "We're going back
to the studio." I said,
409
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,870
"What do you think about doing
traffic?" And you were like,
410
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,039
-"I would love
to do the traffic." -Yes.
411
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,541
Uh, I didn't know that I would
have to do it every day.
412
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,109
I didn't know that I would have
to, like, research
413
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,444
and, like, investigate
414
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,046
and figure out the traffic
every day.
415
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,349
What do you mean? You don't
have to research to do traffic.
416
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,252
Oh. Bet.
417
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,621
Traffic bad. Back to you.
418
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,757
(applause and cheering)
419
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,963
Thank you so much for that,
Roy Wood, Jr.
420
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,731
All right, stick around.
There's more Daily Show
421
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,266
coming up right after this.
422
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,635
(applause and cheering)
423
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:46,073
You should just tell
the traffic.
424
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,411
(cheering and applause)
425
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,784
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
426
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,986
If you are a Black person
in America,
427
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,089
you have probably
come face-to-face with a Karen
428
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,624
at some point in your life.
429
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,194
But what if you could harness
the power of Karens
430
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,562
for good?
431
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,164
Well, maybe you can.
432
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,867
NARRATOR:
It's the year 2022,
433
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,902
and Black people have had enough
434
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,338
of getting the cops called
on them.
435
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:24,076
In a secret laboratory
under 125th Street,
436
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,812
one scientist works tirelessly
437
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,847
to create a new superweapon.
438
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,585
One that will give white people
439
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,120
a taste of what Black people
have to go through
440
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,156
on a daily basis.
441
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:40,092
It's alive.
(laughing)
442
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:43,095
It's alive!
443
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,731
(coughs)
444
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,566
(thunder rumbling)
445
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,773
Time to call some cops.
446
00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:57,243
♪ ♪
447
00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,512
Thank you. Can I get
one of these pickle dogs?
448
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,481
WOMAN: Of course.
Oh, my gosh, please do.
449
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,918
Ah! What a great day
for some barbecue.
450
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,924
That what you're gonna call
this garbage?
451
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,525
I'm calling the police.
452
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,861
What? Uh,
we're not doing anything wrong.
453
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,997
Hello. Police?
Yes, I'd like to report
454
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,499
some white people
with some nasty-ass food.
455
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,701
There's, uh, cilantro
in the mac and cheese,
456
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:26,505
a slurry of salsa,
and the chicken is just...
457
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:31,310
...wet. Not juicy. Just wet.
458
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,712
-And what are these?
-Oh, mushroom kebabs.
459
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,114
They're vegan.
460
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,920
Bring the SWAT team.
We gonna need backup.
461
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,155
And a stomach pump.
462
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,224
♪ ♪
463
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,059
Oh, shnookums.
464
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,194
Oh, yes.
(kisses)
465
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,896
Mommy loves you so much.
466
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,798
Mommy loves you so much. Mmm.
467
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,333
Oh, you're a sweet boy.
I love you so much.
468
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,634
Oh, my goodness.
469
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,469
You can't be kissing that dog
on the mouth.
470
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,938
Hasn't that rescue
been through enough?
471
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,241
Oh, he's not a rescue.
I only buy.
472
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,476
You need to stop slobbering
on this animal
473
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,078
before you make COVID-33.
474
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,846
Leave us alone.
We're not harming anyone.
475
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,481
(gasps)
You're assaulting me!
476
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,317
I'm not assaulting you.
I'm just telling you to mind
477
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,053
-your own business. -That's
the same thing to a Karen.
478
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,788
Hello? Police?
479
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,191
Yeah, some woman with puppy chow
breath is coming right at me!
480
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,926
♪ ♪
481
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,996
♪ Can't stop loving you. ♪
482
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,635
(cheering, whooping)
483
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,670
(slurring):
You guys always do this to me.
484
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,272
I'm gonna do it.
485
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,507
Maybe you have heard
this little ditty.
486
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,642
Hit it.
487
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,611
(microphone turns off)
488
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,679
This is not... Aah!
489
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:44,283
Nuh-uh. I'm not letting you
butcher "Sweet Caroline."
490
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,285
You don't even know
that's what I was gonna sing.
491
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,620
You're white and you're drunk.
492
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,288
What else were you gonna sing,
"WAP"?
493
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,090
(chuckles) I'm gonna have
to report this.
494
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,492
For what?
Singing karaoke's not a crime.
495
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,060
It is if it's bad enough.
496
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,362
Sing it.
497
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,664
-♪ Sweet... ♪
-Ah!
498
00:19:58,764 --> 00:19:59,932
Hello, police?
499
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,001
These Caucasians are at it
again!
500
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,036
♪ ♪
501
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,711
♪ ♪
502
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,154
(stand-off music playing)
503
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,128
What are you doing
in this expensive boutique?
504
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,496
What are you doing with
all that jewelry in your purse
505
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,498
with the price tag still on 'em?
506
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,566
♪ ♪
507
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,079
-Police!
-Police!
508
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,281
-(siren whooping)
-(indistinct transmission)
509
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,086
This some bullshit!
Gonna call the cops on you cops!
510
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,024
Hey. What'd they get you for?
511
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:00,526
Being a mad scientist?
512
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,461
I was selling bootleg DVDs.
513
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,229
People still buy DVDs?
514
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,631
You'd be surprised.
515
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:06,966
-Hmm.
-(cheering and applause)
516
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,634
Thank you so much for that,
Dulcé Sloan!
517
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,669
All right, when we come back,
Terry Crews is joining me
518
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,204
on the show, so don't go away!
519
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,340
(cheering and applause)
520
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,247
(cheering and applause)
521
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,585
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
522
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,587
My guest tonight is an actor
523
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,722
and the host
of America's Got Talent.
524
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,591
He's here to talk
about his latest book,
525
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:35,260
Tough: My Journey to True Power.
526
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,962
Please welcome Terry Crews.
527
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,097
-♪ ♪
-(cheering and applause)
528
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,770
People!
(laughs)
529
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,272
Oh!
(laughs)
530
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,441
What's up?
531
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:50,642
Yeah!
532
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,177
(grunts)
533
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,446
(laughs)
534
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,248
Oh!
535
00:21:58,316 --> 00:22:00,786
-Oh! -I'm-a show you
how to do it, man.
536
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,087
What? You're doing it right now.
537
00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:04,723
-I'm-a show you how to do it.
-You're do...
538
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,958
-Yeah. -It looks like you got,
like, six cell phones
539
00:22:07,058 --> 00:22:08,460
in your po... jacket,
and they're all...
540
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,095
they're all ringing
at the same time.
541
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,663
They're just going off.
How are you, sir?
542
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,032
-Dude, I am so good. So good.
-It has been a long time
543
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,567
-since I last saw you, you know.
-Yeah.
544
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,936
-There's been a whole pandemic
between everything. -I know.
545
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,504
You've gone through it.
You wrote another book.
546
00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:20,872
-Yes, I did.
-Congratulations on that.
547
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,741
Tough: My Journey to True Power.
548
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,676
So, when I...
when I heard about the book,
549
00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,178
I was like, "Tough:
My Journey to True Power."
550
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,446
I was like,
"Oh, Terry's writing...
551
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:28,647
It's, like,
a weight lifting book."
552
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,215
-(laughs)
-I figured
553
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:31,716
it was just gonna be about
the muscles and everything,
554
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,185
and yet
there's basically nothing.
555
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:34,653
-Yes.
-It seems like this whole book
556
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,822
is about you
emotionally weight lifting.
557
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,591
Yes, yes. I-I had to redefine
558
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,928
what "tough" was in my life,
you know what I mean?
559
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,697
Um, as a kid,
I mean, first of all,
560
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,033
I was filled with rage.
561
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,035
I-I'm gonna start
at the beginning,
562
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:53,638
just a little bit, because, uh,
my father was an alcoholic.
563
00:22:53,738 --> 00:22:55,207
-Mm-hmm.
-And he was addicted to alcohol.
564
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,342
And my mother
was addicted to religion,
565
00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,512
which created
a really toxic relationship.
566
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,914
And, uh, at five years old,
567
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:06,384
I grew up watching my father
knock my mother out
568
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:07,853
-on the regular.
-Right.
569
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:10,889
Um, and it was something
that changed me.
570
00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,358
I mean, my whole thing,
when I saw him do that,
571
00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,260
I was like,
"Hey, man, it's your world.
572
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,896
This...
It's your way or the highway."
573
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,632
-Mm-hmm. -And I learned
that that was the only way
574
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,568
to be a man.
Um, and it was through rage.
575
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:26,905
And it was... I would rather
be feared than loved.
576
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,774
And it got me a lot.
577
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,208
I mean, I lived my life
578
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:32,711
-like it was a revenge movie,
okay? -Right. Right.
579
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,313
And a lot of people
see me now, you know,
580
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,382
as, "Oh, yeah,
you're so funny and so great"
581
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:39,084
and the whole thing.
But-but this is the thing, man.
582
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:42,754
I-I was filled with rage.
583
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:45,157
-I mean, I... -And I mean,
I used to snap on people.
584
00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,692
I read that in the book,
and I'm not even joke...
585
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,529
Like, in the first
let's say quarter of the book,
586
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,431
first 25%, I was like,
587
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:54,566
"I'm scared to have Terry
on the show."
588
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,101
(laughs)
589
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:57,969
Because you...
Like, in the book,
590
00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,738
you talk
about this-this journey,
591
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,873
-you know, and you talk
about young Terry. -Yeah.
592
00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:03,742
You know, and I like... It's
like there's multiple Terrys
593
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,144
in this book, in your story.
You talk about young Terry,
594
00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:08,814
-and you talk about your dad
as old Terry, big Terry. -Yeah.
595
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,949
-Yes. -And, you know, you talk
about the terror and the fear
596
00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:12,217
but also the rage that you felt
597
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:14,219
at being unable
to protect your mom,
598
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:15,554
unable to protect the house.
599
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:16,988
And-and you were scared.
600
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,957
But then it gets to a part
of the book where one day,
601
00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,759
you-you developed enough,
602
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:22,928
and you-you beat your father,
603
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,063
-like, in one of the scariest
ways. -I-I got him. I got him.
604
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,731
And-and this was so wild,
605
00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:29,401
because, you know, growing up
in that kind of household
606
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:32,070
with the intense alcohol
and religion, the whole thing,
607
00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:35,307
I became a pleaser.
I became a searcher for...
608
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,675
I-I wanted approval.
609
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,810
-And I was addicted to approval.
-Oh, right.
610
00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:41,580
-Yeah. -And the thing is
is that if I didn't get it,
611
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,181
it was...
it was one of those things
612
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,951
-that would make me very, very,
you know, angry and... -Right.
613
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:49,621
But one thing
that I discovered once...
614
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:52,390
By the time I became an adult
and I said...
615
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,626
You know, I knew
that I needed to get strong
616
00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,895
because one day,
I would have to kill my father.
617
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,965
I-I... That was the vision
that I always had in my head
618
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,666
because he was such a terror
619
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,468
-in our house. -Right.
Your whole family was terrified.
620
00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:05,337
-Yeah.
-And one day, he...
621
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:06,938
I mean, and I...
As a grown man--
622
00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:10,108
I was 30 years old--
and I remember we...
623
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,010
We called it a Christmas from...
Christmas from hell.
624
00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,813
And I-I get a little emotional
thinking about it.
625
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:18,483
But, uh, I took my family home
for Christmas,
626
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,919
and I... He told me
that he was gonna behave.
627
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,788
And I said, "Cool."
'Cause they hadn't been around.
628
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:24,189
-Yeah. -And my kids
had never been raised
629
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:26,291
-with any domestic violence.
-Mm-hmm.
630
00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:29,661
And me and my wife go out,
and he decides
631
00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:32,030
he's going to hit my mother
in the mouth.
632
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,299
And what was crazy...
I get a call.
633
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,135
We're on the road. We're-we're
about to go to dinner.
634
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:38,904
And my mother...
635
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:41,006
My-my aunt calls me and says,
636
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:42,741
"Your mother
just got hit in the mouth.
637
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,043
Her tooth is sideways."
638
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:48,113
Man, I turn the car around,
639
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:51,016
and I told her,
"Get everybody out of the house
640
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:53,085
and just leave us alone."
641
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:55,587
And I went,
and I confronted him,
642
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,889
and I said,
"Hey, man, what are you doing?
643
00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,357
You promised."
644
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:01,093
And he said,
"Oh, man, get out of here, man."
645
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,361
And pow!
646
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,163
And I hit this man.
647
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:06,898
I don't know how long it was.
648
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,801
I know I beat him
from downstairs
649
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,103
all the way up to his room.
650
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:12,571
He's bleeding.
651
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,739
He's-he's screaming.
652
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,141
And I...
653
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,011
All I could think about is,
"This is revenge."
654
00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:21,646
This is what I always wanted.
655
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,682
This is what you made us
go through.
656
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,517
-Mm-hmm.
-This is the revenge I al...
657
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:29,020
This is gonna fulfill
every dream, every fantasy.
658
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:31,156
Everything is gonna be
in this moment.
659
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,058
And I felt nothing.
660
00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:35,293
-Nothing. -You talk about that.
It's-it's a scary moment
661
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,829
where you-you're whaling on him,
662
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,798
and then you cry
at the end of it,
663
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:42,300
and you felt even emptier
than when that moment started.
664
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,602
You didn't feel powerful.
665
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:45,203
You didn't feel...
You didn't get the revenge
666
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:46,772
that-that you thought
you were gonna get.
667
00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,907
-You didn't get the closure.
-Dude. I-I didn't.
668
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:52,611
And I'm like, "This is supposed
to be the end of the movie."
669
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:55,313
Did you know at that moment
that Terry had anger issues,
670
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,482
or did you think
that was an isolated incident?
671
00:26:57,582 --> 00:26:59,918
No, no. My wife
was telling me the whole time.
672
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:02,320
She's like, "You got...
You are really angry."
673
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,556
And I'm like,
"What do you mean, I'm angry?!"
674
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:07,526
You know, I-I'm getting angry
at you telling me I'm angry.
675
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,194
-Right.
-You know, and I never saw it.
676
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:11,096
You understand,
it-it's something
677
00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,597
that's so imperceptible
678
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:15,734
because you have it tied in
with your manhood.
679
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:18,437
-Mm. Mm. -This is something
that's tied in to you.
680
00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:21,006
-It's bravado. -And you go,
"Hey, man, this is what you do."
681
00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:24,876
Somebody... I remember
one man disrespected my wife.
682
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,712
I picked him up, put him
on his head on the concrete.
683
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,381
And I'm... And my wife is like,
684
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,550
"No! You have to promise me
685
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,652
you will never,
ever do this again."
686
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:35,887
And I'm like, "But I have to.
687
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,889
This is
what I'm supposed to do."
688
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,157
"This is how I prove I'm a man."
689
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,493
"This is
what I'm put on Earth to do."
690
00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:42,994
-Now... -How did you...
How did you change that?
691
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,129
That's what I want to know.
692
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:45,797
Like, people talk
about the change,
693
00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,833
but how do you change that?
694
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:50,702
How does Terry go
from being the person who snaps,
695
00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,571
the person who's angry,
the person who proves himself,
696
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,806
to the person who says,
"I'm not gonna react"?
697
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,741
'Cause I-I'll jump
to another part in the book
698
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,376
that some people know about
as a story,
699
00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:02,314
but you-you've never told it
in-in as much depth
700
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,949
as you has in...
a-as you have in the book
701
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:07,886
is the now infamous story
where you are in a Holly...
702
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,387
-you're at a Hollywood party.
-That's right.
703
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,957
And one of the most powerful
agents in the business is there,
704
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,025
and he comes up,
and he grabs your crotch.
705
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:15,861
-Yeah. Yeah. -You know?
And at first, you're like,
706
00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:17,229
"Whoa, was that a mistake?
What's going on?"
707
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,264
And he laughs,
and he grabs your crotch again
708
00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,133
in front of everybody,
and he just laughs it off.
709
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:23,735
-Yeah.
-And you didn't do anything.
710
00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:26,271
And the irony of the whole thing
is then people online were like,
711
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,906
"Man, Terry Crews, you
gonna have all those muscles
712
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,641
"and you ain't gonna do shit?
When someone grabs your dick,
713
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,009
you're not gonna punch a boy?"
You know what I mean?
714
00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:32,277
Then they're like,
"Were these fake muscles?
715
00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:34,746
Inflatable muscles?"
People were roasting you.
716
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,148
But you talk about in the book
717
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:39,117
-how you didn't want to do
anything. -That's right.
718
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,119
Tell-- Explain to me
how that change comes about.
719
00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,422
What-what shifts
in your perspective?
720
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,290
First of all, it was 2017.
721
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,294
And I had already been
through seven years of therapy.
722
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,030
Um, my wife left me in 2010.
723
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:55,367
Um, first of all, I had
an addiction to pornography.
724
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,169
I had anger.
725
00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:58,737
I had all kinds of stuff.
726
00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,338
And she was like,
"You know what? I'm done."
727
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:03,542
And this is the thing--
I was very successful.
728
00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:06,912
You know what I mean? Like,
I mean, I had movies and TV
729
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:08,480
and everybody knew who I was.
730
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,150
And-and my trick to life
was "fake it till you make it."
731
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:14,319
-Mm-hmm. -Uh,
but the problem is, you make it
732
00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:15,854
and you're fake.
733
00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:17,189
-You're still fake.
-Hmm.
734
00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:18,757
It was an image.
735
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,892
It was the Terry Crews image.
736
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:22,561
It's what everybody
fell in love with.
737
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:25,097
And my wife ended up married
to that image.
738
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,998
-Wow.
-But the real me
739
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,534
was still messed up, broken.
740
00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:31,837
And-and when she left me,
741
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,271
it was the highlight.
742
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,639
It was like, "Wait a minute."
743
00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:36,975
And-and, first, I was like,
"Go ahead! I'm Terry Crews!
744
00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:39,177
Shoot, I'll go get me
another woman."
745
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,912
And it was so stupid,
746
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:43,915
because I heard myself
talking like this.
747
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,917
And I went, "Maybe it's me.
748
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:47,953
-Maybe it is me."
-Hmm.
749
00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:49,755
And, dude,
you got to understand,
750
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:53,425
I-I got the best advice I
ever received in my entire life.
751
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,527
A friend of mine said,
"Hey, man, I can't promise you
752
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,096
"you're gonna get your wife
and family back.
753
00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:00,298
But you have to get better
for you."
754
00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:01,967
-Mm.
-Now, my whole life, therapy,
755
00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:05,437
especially in-in male culture,
in Black culture,
756
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,439
therapy was looked at
as quackery.
757
00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:09,107
-Right. -I mean, they were like,
"You can't cure crazy."
758
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,376
-You know? And that was-- that
was said a lot. -(laughs) Yeah.
759
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,911
You know? Uh, in fact,
760
00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,847
my father went to go see a
psychologist for his alcoholism,
761
00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:18,383
and the psychologist
killed himself a week later.
762
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,385
-Damn. -And I was like,
"Oh, that don't work."
763
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,254
-(chuckling)
-Damn.
764
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,622
And I'm going, "What?"
765
00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:26,591
And-- But this was the thing--
I'm at rock bottom.
766
00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:28,293
-I have nothing.
-That was your D-Day.
767
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:29,694
And that was the D-Day.
768
00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:32,531
-Mm. -And I went to therapy
and I discovered
769
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,967
this anger and where it was
coming from and this-this...
770
00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:39,171
you know,
this need for people's approval
771
00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:40,705
that would send me
through the roof,
772
00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,340
that would make me
a high achiever.
773
00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,009
You understand what I mean?
Like, you will do anything...
774
00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:45,610
You knew how to use it
to get where you needed to go.
775
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:48,313
-Yeah. I'm at-- That's where
the success comes from. -Right.
776
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:50,849
But the disapproval
brought the rage.
777
00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,918
So now Terry Crews
has this rage.
778
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,586
He's working on it.
He goes to therapy.
779
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,089
Sometimes I feel like
what happens to people though is
780
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,291
they don't understand
that anger is a natural part
781
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,293
of being a human being. And so
when they come out, they go,
782
00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:02,894
-"Now I have no anger.
-(laughs)
783
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:05,897
-The universe is my spirit."
And y... -Right. Yeah. Yeah.
784
00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:09,000
So, now,
how do you deal with anger?
785
00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,435
How do you--
Like, everyone gets angry.
786
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,770
-Yes.
-How do you now deal with it?
787
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,172
What did you learn as
a healthy outlet for your anger?
788
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,775
First of all, yeah, I-I did come
out like that the first year.
789
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,643
I was like... (stilted):
"Peace and love to everyone."
790
00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:22,080
-(laughing) -And it was
the baddest acting I ever did.
791
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,416
Like, "Sit your ass down.
792
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,917
-Peace and love."
-(applause)
793
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,420
-You know? (laughs) It was bad.
-Yes.
794
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,489
-It was horrible.
-Right.
795
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:34,025
But I absolutely got
to understand--
796
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,894
Remember, now--
this is the whole thing--
797
00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:39,164
you can-- you can be angry
and sin not.
798
00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,832
-It's a--
it's a biblical phrase. -Yes.
799
00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:45,103
And the whole thing was
righteous anger is a good thing.
800
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,305
And it was about accountability.
801
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:51,109
Holding people accountable
is how you deal with your anger.
802
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:53,078
It's like-- There's
a legal way to do everything.
803
00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:56,047
My answer to everything before
was like playing chess--
804
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:57,716
-just turn over the chessboard.
-Right.
805
00:31:57,816 --> 00:32:00,051
-I was like, "If I can't get
a problem, aah!" -(chuckles)
806
00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,154
And what I learned was,
"Wait. Wait, wait, wait,
807
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,823
"I got to use wisdom here. I
have to figure out this problem.
808
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,625
"Maybe going backward,
809
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,560
-I can go forward two steps."
-Mm.
810
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,496
And, all of a sudden, my-my--
811
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,733
everything about the energy
toward anyone
812
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,402
-that I was angry at
was a thoughtful... -Yeah.
813
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,471
...methodical move.
814
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,706
And this is what I did
with Adam Venit.
815
00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:23,642
It was cha--
It changed everything.
816
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,211
'Cause I knew-- 'Cause my wife
had made me promise, too.
817
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:27,779
She was like,
"Don't you ever do..."
818
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:30,215
And I was like,
"Yeah, I promise, I promise."
819
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:31,950
But that was the test.
820
00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,986
And I remember taking her hand
and we went into the car
821
00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:38,190
and I drove home--
Now, mind you, my first mindset
822
00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:40,392
was to drive back through
the club and, like, Terminator.
823
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,861
-You know. I was going to do it.
-(laughs)
824
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:46,131
But I went home-- But you got
to understand this,
825
00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:48,633
because the s--
the support that I had--
826
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,902
the whole time I was driving
home, my wife said,
827
00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:52,104
"I'm proud of you, Terry.
828
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,972
-I'm proud of you."
-Mm.
829
00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:56,374
'Cause she saw me throwing
people around.
830
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,976
-Right, right. Right. -She's
seen it. And she was like,
831
00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,377
-"I'm so proud of you." -This
was the first time where you
832
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,513
-had broken the pattern.
-That support that said
833
00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:04,549
I'm doing this right.
I'm doing this right.
834
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,885
And then I went legal.
835
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,689
And I went to the head
of-of William Morris Endeavor
836
00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,357
and I said,
"What are you gonna do
837
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,526
about this predator that you
have running in your hallways?"
838
00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:16,495
And they were like,
"Well, you know, look,
839
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,396
he's the big man,
so we can't do anything."
840
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,798
And I was like, "Hell nah."
841
00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:22,467
I said, "Dude, you work for me,"
and he laughed.
842
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,069
He laughed in my face.
843
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,404
And I said, "Wow. Okay."
844
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,673
And, you know what,
it made me more emboldened.
845
00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,108
And I got stronger.
846
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,310
And I went like, "All right,
you want to play this game?
847
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,311
"We're gonna play it.
848
00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:34,813
We're gonna play it
all the way out."
849
00:33:34,913 --> 00:33:36,615
And what happened is--
850
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,217
quiet as kept--
other people joined my case.
851
00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:42,053
Because you don't rob
the biggest bank in-in...
852
00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,188
-you know, in the state, right?
-Mm-hmm.
853
00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:45,123
-Right. -You-you
always rob little banks.
854
00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,592
And what was happening is
there were little pe--
855
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,327
there were all these
other people that came out
856
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,629
that said, "Hey, man, he did
857
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:51,897
-the same thing to me."
-I had a similar experience.
858
00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:53,799
And they joined my case,
and he was like,
859
00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:55,867
"Oh, white flag!
I'm out of here!
860
00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:57,369
I'm gonna retire."
861
00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,104
And I didn't want any money.
862
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,840
I just said, "Man,
you cannot molest the clients
863
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,708
and go back to work.
That's all."
864
00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,811
I said,
"Dude, that's all I wanted.
865
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,146
You cannot do it.
You can't go back to work."
866
00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,748
And he's out. And he's out.
867
00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:12,451
-And this was the thing...
-Checkmate. -(cheering)
868
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,352
-So-so...
-So great!
869
00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,291
I-I remember
that moment distinctly,
870
00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:21,026
because you, you know--
you-you came out--
871
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,461
The Me Too movement
was happening.
872
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,196
-Yes. -You know, you spoke out
about your case.
873
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,431
People were shocked,
and, you know, then a lot of men
874
00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:29,301
were emboldened to say, like,
"Hey, I've also had this issue."
875
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:31,470
And, yes, you know,
statistically, men are miniscule
876
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,972
compared to women,
but it was an interesting story
877
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,907
that-that gave
a fuller complexity
878
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,843
-to what we're trying
to get rid of in society. -Yes.
879
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,212
People loved you. Terry Crews
on Twitter-- it was amazing.
880
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,547
And then-- you talk about this
in the book--
881
00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:45,951
a few years after that,
Terry Crews on Twitter became
882
00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:48,153
-one of the most hated
individuals... -(laughs)
883
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,955
-...almost overnight.
-Yes. Yes.
884
00:34:50,055 --> 00:34:52,157
It was people like,
"He's a coon. He's--
885
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,326
-He betrayed Black people.
He was..." -Yes.
886
00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:56,595
And it all came around
Black Lives Matter.
887
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,663
-Yes. -That's-that's what came
around, was Black Lives Matter,
888
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,999
and you said something.
And-and I paraphrase it.
889
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,734
You know, because in the--
in the book, you talk it
890
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,470
and you lay out the tweet,
was where you say, you know,
891
00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:07,672
essentially,
"I don't want white supremacy
892
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,007
"the same way
I don't want Black supremacy.
893
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,976
-I want us to all be equal
as people." -Yeah. Right.
894
00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:13,945
-People were like, "Oh, really,
Terry? Black supremacy?" -Yeah.
895
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:16,515
-And, I mean,
they-they tore into you. -Yeah.
896
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,384
But, in the book, you talk about
how A) you-you didn't even know
897
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:21,520
-that that was a talking point
some people use. -Mm-hmm.
898
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,889
And, secondly,
you weren't trying to say
899
00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:25,023
what people thought
you were trying to say.
900
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,391
Right. Well, that's the thing.
901
00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:29,361
Black supremacy has nothing
to do with white people.
902
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,296
When I was in Flint, Michigan,
903
00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:33,632
the drug dealer
was a Black supremacist.
904
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:36,668
The gang member,
I was scared of,
905
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:39,871
and could not move around,
was the Black supremacist.
906
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,507
And what I meant was,
is this whole thing.
907
00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:44,676
If we don't start this movement
908
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:48,180
with the idea of reconciliation,
909
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:52,050
-we are just postponing
a greater war. -Mm-hmm.
910
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,720
And my whole thing is, I didn't
hear a lot of reconciliation
911
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:58,223
-because reconciliation
doesn't mean agreement. -Yes.
912
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:00,025
You know what I mean?
It's one of those things.
913
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,461
I want to bring this up
because there's a story
914
00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:05,197
about the wisest man in the
world. It was Solomon, and
915
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,066
two women came to him, and they
brought a baby, and they said,
916
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,434
"We have this baby,
917
00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:10,836
-and this baby is mine."
-We both say it's ours.
918
00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,838
-They, both say it's theirs,
yeah. -And so Solomon,
919
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,406
the wisest man said,
"Okay, what we're gonna do is
920
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,375
"cut the baby in half, and I'll
give you a half of the baby,
921
00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,644
and you get the other half."
And one woman said,
922
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,747
"Yes, that's the way we do it!"
923
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:25,484
But the other woman said,
"No, no, save this baby.
924
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,285
"No. In fact, give it to her.
925
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,887
-Give it to her."
-And he said, "That's the mom."
926
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:31,123
That's reconciliation.
927
00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:32,691
It doesn't mean
you get the result you want.
928
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,626
It means you're saving it
929
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,828
because dividing it
is going to kill it.
930
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:38,363
-But, see...
-And when I look at America,
931
00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:42,100
-Yeah? -...dividing it
is going to kill it.
932
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,636
And the whole thing is
reconcile. We have to reconcile.
933
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,938
We have to...
With white and Black,
934
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,975
male and female,
Republican, Democrat,
935
00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,877
we have to find a way
to reconcile,
936
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,346
or we're going
to kill what we have.
937
00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:57,482
-It's beautiful as a thought,
and I agree with it. -(applause)
938
00:36:57,582 --> 00:37:01,119
I think the issue...
939
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,890
-Yeah. -I think the issue
some of people had, you know,
940
00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:08,026
is reconciliation
cannot take place
941
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:10,328
-before there's any type
of accountability. -Mm.
942
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:11,630
In order for us to reconcile,
943
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,331
there has to be some sort
of accountability.
944
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:14,866
People have to say,
"This is what happening,
945
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,169
and this is what we're going to
do to rectify that situation."
946
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:18,970
Just like you talked about
reconciling with your wife.
947
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,139
-Yes. -You know? In order
for you to reconcile,
948
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:22,507
you had to fix,
you had to acknowledge,
949
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,509
you had to say,
"I have a problem." -Yeah.
950
00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,445
And I think
what a lot of people thought
951
00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,914
in that moment is,
they felt like...
952
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:30,849
I understand
when reading the book now.
953
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,085
You are saying something that,
954
00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:35,654
-in my honest opinion,
is almost a step ahead. -Right.
955
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,656
But people are going,
"Yeah, but Terry, right now...
956
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,925
-You're right. -"we're looking
for accountability first."
957
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,294
-You're right. -Right now, Black
people in America are saying,
958
00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:44,596
"Hey, can we just have
an agreement
959
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:48,200
-on how America does not treat
everybody equally?" -Yes.
960
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,702
You know, we don't want everyone
to be treated equally badly.
961
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:52,704
We want everyone
to be treated equally.
962
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,372
-You know?
-No. I-I totally agree.
963
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,374
And it felt like, to some
people, you had skipped.
964
00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,410
-You were just like, "Guys,
guys, kumbaya." -Yeah. No.
965
00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,312
-"Let's all just be together."
You know? -And I-I totally...
966
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,813
And listen, I totally
understand that,
967
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,349
but this is another thing,
and I agree.
968
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:07,452
And you can't have a nuanced
conversation on Twitter.
969
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:08,787
Oh, yeah, yeah,
that's the worst mistake.
970
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,222
That's the big...
the biggest mistake.
971
00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:11,757
-That was your first mistake.
-That was the first...
972
00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,358
-That was your first mistake.
-If there was any accident,
973
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,127
that was it. Just...
974
00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:16,895
That was maybe one
of my favorite parts of the book
975
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,730
is when you talk about...
'Cause you tweeted that.
976
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,132
And you can tell
when someone thinks
977
00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:21,600
they've got swag in a tweet.
You were like,
978
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,168
"Let me tell you something we
need to do in this world. -Yeah.
979
00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:24,569
-Oh. -"White supremacy,
Black supremacy,
980
00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:26,171
-all come together, bam."
And then you were like... -Yeah.
981
00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:27,539
-No, I went and got
a sandwich. -And then you went,
982
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,874
and you made...
you made a sandwich.
983
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,075
I went and got a sandwich.
I was like, "Ah..."
984
00:38:30,175 --> 00:38:31,376
You made a sandwich,
and "I killed it.
985
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,878
-I killed it."
-And "Uh-oh." Believe you me.
986
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,046
I went, "Oh, no,
that's not what I meant."
987
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:37,616
-Black supremacy was trending.
-"That's not what's going on."
988
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,651
You know what I mean? Uh,
989
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,854
but-but you can't have that,
and I totally understand that.
990
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:45,490
-Right.
-Um, and I think you're right,
991
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,992
-and I know you're right.
-Right.
992
00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,660
And I actually...
993
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,598
One of my things was, it's just,
when I know my people,
994
00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:56,301
and I love my people,
the big thing was,
995
00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:59,438
Black people need to hold
other Black people accountable.
996
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,373
-It's our... Well, see,
'cause... -Which they do.
997
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,008
-Which they do. -Accountability,
right, and we do.
998
00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:04,443
-Which we do. Which we do.
-And we do,
999
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,844
and I'm not saying we don't.
1000
00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:09,114
Uh, but my thing is,
as a Black man,
1001
00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:12,484
and as a man who had been
in these kind of situations...
1002
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,720
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Um, I just knew
1003
00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:20,459
-that it needed to be said
by someone like me... -Right.
1004
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:24,262
in order...
because my thing is,
1005
00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:27,499
I just wanted... peace.
1006
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:29,835
-Yeah. -And I guess,
it goes back to my approval.
1007
00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:31,770
-Yes. Yeah. -It goes back
to my need for approval.
1008
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,072
-It went back to that.
-Mm-hmm.
1009
00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:38,110
Um, and again, it was a mistake.
It was... it was a mistake
1010
00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:40,512
to tweet that out at that time,
and I'll be honest.
1011
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,080
And that was the thing,
funny enough,
1012
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:44,282
because, you know,
Martin Luther King, Jr.
1013
00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:47,085
-has talked about Black
supremacy, you know? -Exactly.
1014
00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:48,854
Nelson Mandela himself was one
of the people who said,
1015
00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:50,756
"I do not look for the
oppression of white people.
1016
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:52,190
"I don't look for the oppression
or Black people.
1017
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:53,525
-I don't want anybody
to be oppressed." -That's right.
1018
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,693
-That's right.
-Right?
1019
00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,661
But the timing, I think,
was the issue.
1020
00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:57,929
-Yeah, it was.
-Do you know what I mean?
1021
00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,197
-I say what in the book.
-Yeah, you were going,
1022
00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:01,166
-"That's not what I was trying
to do." -No.
1023
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,502
And I think, you know,
this is one of those moments
1024
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,871
-where I was like, "That's why
books over tweets." -(laughter)
1025
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:08,540
-It is. No, it is. That was
a huge mistake. -(applause)
1026
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,809
'Cause in the book...
in the book, you laid it out...
1027
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,744
-Yes. Yes.
-You're a human being.
1028
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,212
We all misunderstand each other.
1029
00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:17,182
-Yes. -Man, I, honestly...
I appreciated your...
1030
00:40:17,315 --> 00:40:18,583
-just, like,
your vulnerability... -Yup.
1031
00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:20,385
your ability to say,
"This is where I messed up.
1032
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:22,254
This is what I was trying to
say." 'Cause I was reading it,
1033
00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:23,555
and I was going like,
"Man, Terry." Yeah.
1034
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:24,990
-I was like, "Why did you send
the tweet?" -Yeah.
1035
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,758
-Why did you trust Twitter?
-I know. I know.
1036
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,460
Twitter doesn't try
to understand you.
1037
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,795
-It doesn't. It doesn't.
-Because, you know,
1038
00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:31,496
-and I was like... Yeah.
-I-I... First of all,
1039
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,499
I learned my lesson big time,
first of all.
1040
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,468
But I do feel like,
1041
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:39,771
again, because of this need
for approval
1042
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,840
-that I was addicted to...
-Mm-hmm.
1043
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:47,546
um, it's a matter of also
exercising the will
1044
00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,714
to take disapproval.
1045
00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,283
-Mm. Mm.
-You understand what I mean?
1046
00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:55,020
Where really, sometimes
standing up for the right thing,
1047
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,289
-not everyone
is going to like you. -Yeah.
1048
00:40:57,355 --> 00:41:00,459
And-and again,
I still know who I am.
1049
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,494
But at the same time, I mean,
1050
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:05,597
I-I would never, ever tweet
again, to be honest.
1051
00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:09,167
-It's all gonna be cat videos
and promotion. -(laughter)
1052
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:12,204
Uh, and I'm...
Again, and I really...
1053
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:13,939
I mean,
even on this show right now--
1054
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:18,477
and I'm going to let you know,
I really do want to apologize
1055
00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:21,413
to anybody
who was offended by these tweets
1056
00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,782
and was hurt deeply.
1057
00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:26,518
Because as an example,
as an African-American man...
1058
00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:29,721
-Right. Right, right. -...a
Black man here in this country,
1059
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:34,192
-I did not want to give
the perception... -Yeah.
1060
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,695
-that we are supposed to gloss
this over... -Yeah, I know.
1061
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,864
and forget
the death of George Floyd,
1062
00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:41,466
-the murder of George Floyd.
-Right.
1063
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:44,002
And I want to apologize
to everyone right now
1064
00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:47,439
who was ever offended
because it hurt.
1065
00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:51,743
And even back, I was trying
to explain, it just got worse
1066
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,112
and worse, and this is where
the book came in.
1067
00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:57,416
Because the need is
for us as a people
1068
00:41:57,516 --> 00:42:00,085
to actually come together
1069
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:03,455
and really, really be what
we need to be to this country.
1070
00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:05,624
-'Cause it's our country,
This is our country. -Right.
1071
00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,993
We die and fought,
and I'm not giving it away.
1072
00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:10,195
This is our inheritance.
1073
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,763
-I love you.
-(applause and cheering)
1074
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,231
-Appreciate you, man.
-Hope.
1075
00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:14,833
Appreciate you, for real.
1076
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,835
(applause)
1077
00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:19,204
-You know...
-Thank you.
1078
00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:21,907
No, no, no. What... what I...
1079
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:23,408
What I always say
to people is,
1080
00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:24,876
"Find a person
who has tweeted.
1081
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,712
"You will you find somebody
who has messed up.
1082
00:42:27,813 --> 00:42:28,880
-Yeah.
"And will you find someone
1083
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,482
-who has been misinterpreted."
-Yeah.
1084
00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:32,050
-Thank you so much for being on
the show. -Oh, man, thank you.
1085
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,518
-Thank you for letting me.
-Thank you for writing the book.
1086
00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:34,853
-Thank you. Thank you.
-Terry's book,
1087
00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:36,555
Tough: My journey to True Power
is available now.
1088
00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:39,157
We're gonna take a break, but
we'll be right back after this.
1089
00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:41,326
(applause and cheering)
1090
00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,567
(cheering)
1091
00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:53,403
Well, that's our show
for tonight, but before we go,
1092
00:42:53,503 --> 00:42:55,572
today is
Holocaust Remembrance Day
1093
00:42:55,672 --> 00:42:57,140
so please consider supporting
1094
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,309
The United States
Holocaust Memorial Museum.
1095
00:42:59,409 --> 00:43:01,511
It's a living memorial
that inspires citizens
1096
00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:04,147
and leaders worldwide
to confront hatred,
1097
00:43:04,247 --> 00:43:07,017
prevent genocide
and promote human dignity.
1098
00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:09,319
So, if you can help support
their programs in any way,
1099
00:43:09,419 --> 00:43:11,354
then please donate
at the link below.
1100
00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:14,357
Until tomorrow, stay safe
out there and remember.
1101
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:16,626
Your goth phase won't come back,
1102
00:43:16,726 --> 00:43:19,095
but your pandemic phase might.
1103
00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:21,631
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
1104
00:43:21,731 --> 00:43:23,266
♪ ♪
1105
00:43:23,366 --> 00:43:25,769
NEWSMAN: Unruly Yankee fans
unleashed a hail of trash
1106
00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:28,905
-and debris at a Cleveland,
um... -(newswoman gasps)
1107
00:43:29,005 --> 00:43:30,574
NEWSMAN:
Forgot the name of the...
1108
00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:32,476
No, they're not the...
they're not the Indians anymore.
1109
00:43:32,576 --> 00:43:33,677
They're the Guardians,
the Cleveland Guardians.
1110
00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:34,878
Kurt Sandberg with...
1111
00:43:34,978 --> 00:43:36,413
I almost said "The Indians."
Guardians.
1112
00:43:36,513 --> 00:43:38,014
At the Indians-Yankees,
1113
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,816
-or Guardians-Yankees game.
-I did not.
1114
00:43:39,916 --> 00:43:41,118
The Indians have lost.
The In...
1115
00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:42,452
The Guardians. Sorry, Terry.
1116
00:43:42,552 --> 00:43:43,987
NEWSMAN 4:
Good points on the Indians,
1117
00:43:44,087 --> 00:43:46,456
or Guardians. Sorry. Geez,
that's gonna happen all year.
1118
00:43:46,556 --> 00:43:48,058
You grow up your whole life
saying,
1119
00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:50,227
"The Cleveland Indians."
Now you say "The Guardians."
1120
00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:52,062
That's-that's-that's tough.
1121
00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:53,897
Sounds like a security service.
1122
00:43:53,997 --> 00:43:57,734
It's Friday night. The Indians
are playing the opening game.
1123
00:43:57,834 --> 00:43:59,302
-Indians. Guardians.
-It's okay.
1124
00:43:59,402 --> 00:44:00,570
The Indians are playing at 2:00.
1125
00:44:00,670 --> 00:44:01,805
The Indians.
My goodness gracious.
1126
00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:03,807
-(whispers): Guardians.
-Oh!
1127
00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:05,142
♪ Guardians, Guardians,
Guardians. ♪
1128
00:44:05,242 --> 00:44:06,476
-Guardians. Guardians.
-♪ Guardians. ♪
1129
00:44:06,576 --> 00:44:07,577
-You got it.
-Or the "Gs" or whatever,
1130
00:44:07,677 --> 00:44:09,246
the Guards or whatever.