1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,537 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:05,272 the only city in America, 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:07,174 it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:08,642 Tonight, 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,311 the war is raging, 6 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:14,114 the pandemic is over-- again-- 7 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,884 and Terry Crews! 8 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:21,221 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:23,357 (cheering and applause) 10 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,906 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,275 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,178 Thank you for being here in person. 13 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,280 Thank you for coming out. Thank you for staying in. 14 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,415 Thank you for coming out. Good to see you. 15 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:49,850 Take a seat, everybody. Take a seat. 16 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,186 Welcome to it. We've got a really great show tonight. 17 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:55,422 Our guest is a sitcom star and a former NFL player 18 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:57,191 here to discuss his new memoir 19 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,626 about what it means to him to be a man. 20 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,562 Terry Crews is joining us, everybody! 21 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,498 -(cheering and applause) -It's gonna be so much fun. 22 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,900 I'm hoping he's gonna teach me how to do... 23 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,169 make my chest do that thing. (grunts rhythmically) 24 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,704 Yeah, gonna make my chest break-dance. 25 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,506 We've also got traffic with Roy Wood Jr. 26 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,074 And the big news today: 27 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:16,777 America is no longer in a pandemic. 28 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,078 So, let's do this, people. 29 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,447 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 30 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,583 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 31 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,923 Okay. As you know, 32 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,359 it has been nine weeks now 33 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,127 since Vladimir Putin decided 34 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,597 the best way to improve his international standing 35 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,266 was to gently slide not into Ukraine's DMs 36 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,435 but into the entire eastern region. 37 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,570 And since then, the whole world 38 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,472 has been trying to figure out what to do. 39 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,341 How do you respond to a madman 40 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,543 who has nuclear weapons in his back pocket? 41 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,712 And the world tried everything. Tried sanctions. 42 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,981 Tried cutting off Putin from international trade. 43 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,749 Tried blocking his PlayStation profile 44 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,351 so he couldn't play Fortnite. 45 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,687 And now, finally, some countries have taken it to the next level 46 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,891 with Germany sending tanks to Ukraine. 47 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,394 Yeah. Which the Russians have called a major escalation. 48 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:08,762 And I'll be honest, 49 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,564 I agree with Russia on that. It is an escalation. 50 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,667 You know, whenever German tanks show up to anything, 51 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,736 shit's about to escalate. 52 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,704 German tanks never show up and people are like, 53 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,073 "Oh, all right. It's chilled now." 54 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,875 Yeah, you know what it's like? It's like when a Black woman 55 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,877 takes off her earrings. 56 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,746 There's no way things are cooling down from there. 57 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:29,082 Whatever you did wrong, you about to pay. 58 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,986 But Russia is also doing their own escalations 59 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,190 by turning off some of Europe's heat. 60 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,824 NEWSMAN: Overnight, a drastic move. 61 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,893 Russia cutting all gas deliveries 62 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,462 to Bulgaria and Poland, two NATO members. 63 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,831 This comes after Putin's ultimatum last month 64 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,100 demanding that "unfriendly nations 65 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,535 pay for gas in Russian rubles." 66 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,838 Poland's prime minister not backing down. 67 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:53,273 -(speaking Polish) -Saying, "We will be able to protect 68 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,776 "our economy, protect our households and Poles 69 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:58,111 against such a dramatic step by Russia." 70 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,913 NEWSWOMAN: Bulgarian officials say they are working 71 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,649 with state gas companies on alternative sources 72 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,819 while Poland says it has been working for years 73 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,555 to reduce its reliance on Russian gas 74 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:12,326 and there wouldn't be a shortage of gas in Polish homes. 75 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,795 Ooh, things are getting tense. 76 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,298 Yeah, Russia says, "No more gas for Poland and Bulgaria." 77 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:19,833 And in response, Poland and Bulgaria are like, 78 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,368 "Screw you. We don't need your gas. 79 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:22,603 We have our own." 80 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,837 And then just to prove the point, 81 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,405 Poland and Bulgaria posted selfies 82 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:26,840 of themselves surrounded by gas. 83 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,343 Yeah, classic breakup behavior. 84 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:32,079 But this is the thing 85 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:33,847 that's gonna suck for Russia. 86 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,482 Their main leverage 87 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,484 is that their gas provides Europe's heat. 88 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,553 But as the months get warmer, 89 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,855 their negotiating power goes down. 90 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,091 You know, it's the same way your gym teacher 91 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,460 has all power over you to make push-ups, 92 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,095 like, what you're gonna do during the school year. 93 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,097 But let him meet you over the summer vacation, 94 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,865 and all of a sudden, it's like, "You have no power here, 95 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,400 "Mr. Papadopoulos. 96 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:57,337 Why don't you do push-ups, bitch?" 97 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,373 He's like, "I'll see you in September." 98 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,408 "But I'm here now." 99 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,577 So, you know what? Good for Poland and Bulgaria, 100 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,513 because most European countries are still buying Putin's gas. 101 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,515 Yeah. Many of them say they can't help it, 102 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,551 which you have to admit is a little weird. 103 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,719 You know? It's like if the people of Gotham 104 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:16,123 were obsessed with the Joker's taco truck. 105 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:17,524 You know? Just like, "Look, I mean, 106 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,193 "this guy is definitely a supervillain, 107 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,961 "but have you tried his al pastor? 108 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:24,131 I mean, it is amazing." 109 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,566 (laughter and applause) 110 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,234 And here's the thing. So, this is... this is the thing. 111 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,969 The underlying issue is a little more complicated 112 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,237 than gas or no gas, right? 113 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,239 What happens is Russia wants to be paid 114 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:35,375 for its gas in rubles, right? The Russian currency. 115 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,611 Because that way, European countries 116 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,247 have to keep buying rubles, which keeps the currency alive. 117 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,516 So, I understand why Russia is so mad 118 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,552 at getting paid in a currency that they don't want, you know? 119 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,087 Like, have you ever gotten a gift 120 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,622 from, like, your little nephew 121 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,458 that's, like, a coupon for one free hug? 122 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,728 Yeah, I don't want that shit. I want cold, hard cash, Timmy. 123 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,431 Hugs are always free. Are you stupid? 124 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:58,899 Anyway, let's move on. 125 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,734 Timmy pisses me off, man. 126 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,036 For years, flight attendants in America 127 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,738 have complained about, well, two things. 128 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,207 Uh, one: idiots who press the call button 129 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,775 when they meant to turn on the light. 130 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,311 And two: the way they get paid. 131 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,247 Well, now, finally, 132 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:17,150 Delta Air Lines is taking care of one of those issues. 133 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:18,819 NEWSMAN: Flight attendants with Delta 134 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,054 will soon be getting paid a little bit more money. 135 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,557 The airline says it'll now start paying cabin crews 136 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,158 during boarding. 137 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,728 Up until now, flight attendants did not start getting paid 138 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:31,265 until the passengers were seated and the plane's doors close. 139 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,634 That was the moment that their pay started. 140 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,869 Delta says the change will start June 2nd 141 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,671 as the company faces the possibility 142 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,706 of its more than 20,000 flight attendants 143 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,208 forming their own union. 144 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,310 The change could increase some attendants' wages 145 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,812 by several thousand dollars every year. 146 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,348 Yeah. Believe it or not, flight attendants in America 147 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:51,418 do not get paid during the boarding process. 148 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,920 Which is crazy. 149 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,556 Just think about it. You're at work, doing work, 150 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,925 but your boss is like, "No, this is your free time." 151 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,560 (laughter) 152 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,595 What? "I only pay you when the doors are closed"? 153 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,030 That's wild. 154 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,531 It also sucks for flight attendants 155 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,433 on Spirit Airlines 'cause they don't even have doors. 156 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,868 What do they do? 157 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,837 Do they work for free? 158 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,839 How does that shit work? (chuckles) 159 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,240 (laughter and applause) 160 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,508 Because here's the thing, people. 161 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,211 The boarding process is not easy. If anything, 162 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:19,379 they should be getting paid extra for that part. 163 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:20,881 You've got to deal with passengers 164 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,050 who suddenly don't know how numbers work. 165 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,519 "Does 23 come before 24? 166 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,855 And what number is 'J'?" 167 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,623 And then, on top of that, 168 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,192 they have to deal with our bags that never fit. 169 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:35,462 Yeah. And, by the way, can I ask you, why do the bags never fit? 170 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,130 No, honest question. Why do they never-- 171 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,632 It's called an overhead bag. Right? 172 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:39,933 But it doesn't fit into the overhead. 173 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,268 Why do they call it that? They shouldn't be allowed 174 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:42,870 to sell it to you and call it an overhead bag 175 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,071 when it won't fit in the overhead. 176 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,906 'Cause now I'm the idiot blocking the traffic, 177 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,608 and, like, everyone's looking at me. 178 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,476 No one's getting paid, and I'm like, "I swear! 179 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,079 The store said it would fit in the overhead! 180 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,447 It's not..." And they're like, "You're an idiot!" 181 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,082 "I'm not! It's an overhead bag, but... 182 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,817 (blubbering) Don't call it the over..." 183 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,386 That's what the FBI should be focusing on. 184 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,655 -That's the real crime. -(cheering and applause) 185 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,491 Sell me a bag that makes me look like an idiot. 186 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,464 By the way, did you notice how Delta 187 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,933 suddenly said it was going to change this rule 188 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,536 only after they learned that flight attendants 189 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,304 are trying to form a union? 190 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,472 Yeah. 191 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,674 Interesting timing. Hmm? 192 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,709 Yeah. It was like-like that Marjorie Taylor Greene-- 193 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,179 "Oh, oh. Oh, you mean that. A union. Oh, yeah." 194 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,382 Yeah. Nothing scares these giant airlines more than unions. 195 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,318 Like, if someone yelled "bomb" in an airport 196 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,854 and someone else yelled "union," 197 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,523 they honestly wouldn't know who to tackle first. 198 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,061 And I'm gonna give these flight attendants a lot of credit. 199 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,063 Because let me tell you something, man-- 200 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,399 people fly all the time, you see these people working hard, 201 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:48,468 but I didn't know that they weren't getting paid 202 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,671 while the pla-- Y-- I didn't know that. 203 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:51,805 They're really patient people. 204 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,508 If I was working for free 205 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,310 during the whole boarding process, 206 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,745 I would have been way less friendly than-- 207 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:01,348 Yo, I would have been in that airport like... 208 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:06,019 Hey! A'ight! Zone 1! Zone 1! 209 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,155 Get the hell up on the plane right now! 210 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,023 Hurry up! I'm trying to get paid! 211 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,592 Move! Move! Move! Move! 212 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:14,928 Move your dumb ass! Put your thing on the thing there, man. 213 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,531 And I s-- Yo, I swear, I swear, 214 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,466 if any of you broke-ass Zone 4 mother(bleep)s 215 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,268 even try to get in the line right now, 216 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,270 I will have the TSA waterboard your ass! 217 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,439 Get back, Zone 4! Sit down! 218 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,574 You know who you is! 219 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,444 (cheering and applause) 220 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,913 That's why I can't work in airports. 221 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:39,620 All right, finally, let's talk about COVID-19. 222 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,622 It's the only one of us that's seen Kamala Harris in, 223 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,357 like, three months. 224 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,859 As we all know, a little over two years ago, 225 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,794 a bat in China didn't cover its mouth 226 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:50,097 when it sneezed in a lab after visiting a food market, 227 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,965 and that started a pandemic. 228 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,168 And the world has never been the same. 229 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:56,470 But now Anthony Fauci, 230 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,206 America's most renowned infectious disease scientist 231 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,575 and most ready-for-retirement human, 232 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:05,913 has come out with some news that has left people shook. 233 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:09,082 Listen to this. Dr. Anthony Fauci telling PBS News 234 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:12,519 that America is out of the pandemic phase. 235 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:15,289 We are certainly, right now, in this country, 236 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,558 out of the pandemic phase. 237 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,160 Namely, we don't have... 238 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,030 900,000 new infections a day 239 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:26,033 and tens and tens and tens of thousands of hospitalizations 240 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,101 and thousands of deaths. 241 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:30,804 We are at a low level right now. 242 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,540 We're not gonna eradicate this virus. 243 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,210 If we can keep that level very low 244 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,045 and intermittently vaccinate people-- 245 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,347 and I don't know how often that would have to be-- 246 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,417 but, right now, we are not in the pandemic phase 247 00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:44,751 in this country. 248 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,420 Whoo-hoo! 249 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:50,157 -The pandemic phase is over, people! -(cheering and applause) 250 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,427 The pandemic phase is over! God, I'm so happy. 251 00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:55,495 Oh, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. 252 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,198 Man. Oh, man, I've been waiting for this moment 253 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,867 since March of 2020. 254 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,469 Do the balloon drop! Yeah! 255 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:05,172 -♪ ♪ -Yeah! 256 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,474 -(cheering and applause) -Oh. 257 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,711 Oh, wait, these are... 258 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,347 Oh, man. They were supposed to be, like, fully inflated, 259 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,482 but I... 260 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:19,219 We blew them up in April 2020. We... 261 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,654 We thought it was only gonna be a few weeks. 262 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,823 But I guess, uh, things are tough. 263 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,691 They're just, like-- Is there still air inside these things? 264 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,326 There still air inside? Yeah? (inhales) 265 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,161 Yeah. There. Ah. 266 00:10:28,262 --> 00:10:30,898 What is that, COVID? Anyway... 267 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:35,769 But, yeah, Fauci says America is no longer in a pandemic phase. 268 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,437 Which is cool. 269 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,573 But don't let these balloons fool you. 270 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,675 Doesn't mean we're out of the pandemic. 271 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:44,044 A lot of people actually misinterpreted this news today. 272 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,979 They were like, "The pandemic is over. 273 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,416 Time to tongue-kiss my grandmother again." 274 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,584 "Man! 275 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,854 Time to tongue-kiss my grandson again." 276 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,690 They're a very loving family. 277 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,958 But that's not what this means. 278 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,694 What Fauci was saying is that America 279 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:04,798 is currently not in a pandemic phase, 280 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,968 as in not in a pandemic right now. 281 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,536 But it's not over. 282 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,973 It could come back, or it could go away. 283 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,741 But it could come back. 284 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:18,645 Or go-- You don't know. 285 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,947 Yeah. It's a phase. 286 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,381 It's sort of like wide-leg jeans. 287 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,517 They disappeared for 20 years. 288 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:26,086 And now, suddenly, 289 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,855 everyone looks like they had to borrow a pair of pants 290 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,090 from Shaq, you know? 291 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,426 But as much as you want to get angry at people, 292 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,962 here's the thing, Dr. Fauci, how did you not know, 293 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:38,332 how do you not know by now how stupid people are, huh? 294 00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:41,602 We're all stupid. You can't just say, "Pandemic phase is over." 295 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,938 Oh, when you say it, all we hear is, "Party time!" 296 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,241 I feel like that's been the major failure of this pandemic, 297 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:49,142 is that the scientists have been communicating directly 298 00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:50,878 with the public without somebody to interpret 299 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,179 what they're saying. 300 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,114 That's bound to cause chaos. Right? 301 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,850 We don't understand scientist-speak. 302 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,653 It's the reason God didn't speak directly to the people. 303 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,655 He always went through a messenger. 304 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,956 You know? He was like, 305 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,493 "Noah, soon I will purge the land of all sin and vice 306 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,829 "so henceforth abundance may spring forth. 307 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:12,566 And whence there was squalor, things will change." 308 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,135 And Noah was like, "All right, gotcha. Hey, yo! 309 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,572 Grab a giraffe! Shit's about to get wet." 310 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,674 -Now we understand. -(applause) 311 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,712 All right, that's it for the headlines. 312 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,781 But before we go, let's check in on the traffic 313 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,616 with our very own Roy Wood Jr., everybody! 314 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,752 (cheering and applause) 315 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,092 -What's going on, Roy? -Uh... 316 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,196 Why... why-why am I here again? 317 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,231 What do you mean-- what do you mean, why are you here? 318 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,232 -For the traffic. -Because yesterday. 319 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,567 I did the traffic yesterday. 320 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,368 Why would I do it again? 321 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,871 Well, because there's-there's traffic every day. 322 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,443 -You-you think this is strange? -(stammers) 323 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,445 I didn't know that I had to do this every day. 324 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,348 I said I would do it, but I just thought it would be once a week. 325 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,482 I didn't know this was gonna be...? 326 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:03,851 What are you talking about? What? 327 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,419 Some every day, come to work everyday type shit. 328 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,055 -I was not prepared. -Roy, Roy, can you just tell us 329 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,357 -what the traffic is, please? -Look, before the traffic, man, 330 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,892 -this flight attendant thing... -Yes. 331 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,627 And the whole COVID and the Fauci-- 332 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,396 I think we should still be wearing the masks on the planes, 333 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,700 because, but I just... I hate the fact 334 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,503 that flight attendants was getting beat up over a mask. 335 00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:24,304 You're supposed to be fighting drunk passengers, 336 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,241 -not these people wearing a mask. -Yeah, I hear you there. 337 00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,243 -Yeah. -And also, part of why people be challenging 338 00:13:29,343 --> 00:13:31,478 flight attendants-- see, nobody thinks about this, Trevor. 339 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,247 It's the uniform. 340 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:36,183 The uniform does not command authority. 341 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,653 The flight attendant uniform-- they all of them wearing a vest 342 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:43,090 and a stupid hat. Nobody... You don't respect a vest. 343 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,959 Name a job in a vest you respect. 344 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,495 You got blackjack dealer, you got magicians. 345 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:52,466 You got crossing guard at a school, 346 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:56,703 church usher, male stripper. These are all punchable people. 347 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,473 These are all people you can punch in the face. Like, 348 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,942 you cannot dress in a vest and expect people to respect you. 349 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,478 The flight attendants-- if they really want something, 350 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:06,547 what they need to be fighting for is a new uniform. 351 00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,048 They need to put on some of that black leather 352 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,184 like them bouncers, some leather, 353 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,352 and some of them-them shades, and get you an earpiece, get... 354 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,054 'Cause, like, when you wear an earpiece, 355 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,722 everybody knows that you're talking 356 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,891 to another person on the earpiece, 357 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,894 who can also come whup your ass, and make you act right. 358 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,530 You see the earpiece, man, oh, you got the ass whuppers 359 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,098 on the other end of that earpiece. 360 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,667 That's the thing, man. 361 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,402 All right, so what's happening in the, uh... in the traffic? 362 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:31,104 -What's going on? -Here's the thing about COVID, man. 363 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,574 -We'll get to that, man. Just relax. -(laughter) 364 00:14:33,674 --> 00:14:36,310 I'm happy that some of the restrictions 365 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,478 -are being, you know, rolled back. -Uh-huh. 366 00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:40,080 -I'm happy for that. -Yeah. 367 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,715 But there's a lot of stuff they got that they're still doing 368 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,150 that they don't really have to do no more. 369 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,419 Do you still need a QR code on a menu? 370 00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:47,821 Do you need a little square to think, 371 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,424 "Ooh, I'm going to scan the menu. Bring me some paper. 372 00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:53,160 "I'm an American. Bring me a sticky piece 373 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,429 -"of laminated-ass paper... -(applause and cheering) 374 00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:58,098 ...so I can figure out what the hell I want to eat." 375 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,300 -This bothered you? -Yes, 376 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,102 because you get distracted. You don't focus 377 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,605 when you scan your phone, and you're looking at the food. 378 00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:07,407 Then PornHub notifications are popping up, 379 00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:08,775 -and there's text messages, and... -Wait, wait, wait, wait. 380 00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:10,477 Can you go...? 381 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,446 -Why do you get notifications from PornHub? -You got to... 382 00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:16,850 You got to know when the new shit dropped. You don't... 383 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,785 I'm tired of the elbow bump. Let's get rid of that. 384 00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:21,255 Why is everybody, "Hey, what's going on?" with the elbow bump? 385 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,123 -I agree with you there. -Didn't I tell you? 386 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,725 You don't think we need to get rid of some of that stuff? 387 00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:26,293 No, no, no, I agree with you there. I agree... I... 388 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,694 The stickers, the stickers, the six-feet stickers 389 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,063 in the grocery store-- do we still need that? 390 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,165 Do you still...? Do you not know what six feet is? Do you...? 391 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:36,069 Hopscotching from sticker to sticker around the damn store! 392 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,105 (laughter) 393 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,240 Just get rid of that, too. 394 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,611 Tell Fauci. I know you got his number. So, let's... 395 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,946 I'll tell Fauci if you tell me 396 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,181 what the traffic is, please, man. 397 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,615 Why do I have to do traffic? 398 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,384 -What do you mean, "Why?" -Why? 399 00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:52,419 -Why is it always traffic? -What do you mean? 400 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,421 Like, I could be doing so many other things. 401 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,822 -Like what? -I could be doing cooking. I could do... 402 00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,558 We could set up a little table and a crockpot. 403 00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:58,892 I could do... I could do the animals. 404 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,360 Let me be the animal man and bring the little... 405 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,728 -the cuddly animals on here. -Roy, okay. 406 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,363 -(applause, cheering) -We can do lifestyles. 407 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,567 Look, don't encourage him. He asked me. 408 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,368 I said, "We're going back to the studio." I said, 409 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,870 "What do you think about doing traffic?" And you were like, 410 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,039 -"I would love to do the traffic." -Yes. 411 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,541 Uh, I didn't know that I would have to do it every day. 412 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,109 I didn't know that I would have to, like, research 413 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,444 and, like, investigate 414 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,046 and figure out the traffic every day. 415 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,349 What do you mean? You don't have to research to do traffic. 416 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,252 Oh. Bet. 417 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,621 Traffic bad. Back to you. 418 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,757 (applause and cheering) 419 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,963 Thank you so much for that, Roy Wood, Jr. 420 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,731 All right, stick around. There's more Daily Show 421 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,266 coming up right after this. 422 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,635 (applause and cheering) 423 00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:46,073 You should just tell the traffic. 424 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,411 (cheering and applause) 425 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,784 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 426 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,986 If you are a Black person in America, 427 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,089 you have probably come face-to-face with a Karen 428 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,624 at some point in your life. 429 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,194 But what if you could harness the power of Karens 430 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,562 for good? 431 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,164 Well, maybe you can. 432 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,867 NARRATOR: It's the year 2022, 433 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,902 and Black people have had enough 434 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,338 of getting the cops called on them. 435 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:24,076 In a secret laboratory under 125th Street, 436 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,812 one scientist works tirelessly 437 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,847 to create a new superweapon. 438 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,585 One that will give white people 439 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,120 a taste of what Black people have to go through 440 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,156 on a daily basis. 441 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:40,092 It's alive. (laughing) 442 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:43,095 It's alive! 443 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,731 (coughs) 444 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,566 (thunder rumbling) 445 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,773 Time to call some cops. 446 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:57,243 ♪ ♪ 447 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,512 Thank you. Can I get one of these pickle dogs? 448 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,481 WOMAN: Of course. Oh, my gosh, please do. 449 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,918 Ah! What a great day for some barbecue. 450 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,924 That what you're gonna call this garbage? 451 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,525 I'm calling the police. 452 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,861 What? Uh, we're not doing anything wrong. 453 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,997 Hello. Police? Yes, I'd like to report 454 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,499 some white people with some nasty-ass food. 455 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,701 There's, uh, cilantro in the mac and cheese, 456 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:26,505 a slurry of salsa, and the chicken is just... 457 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:31,310 ...wet. Not juicy. Just wet. 458 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,712 -And what are these? -Oh, mushroom kebabs. 459 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,114 They're vegan. 460 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,920 Bring the SWAT team. We gonna need backup. 461 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,155 And a stomach pump. 462 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,224 ♪ ♪ 463 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,059 Oh, shnookums. 464 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,194 Oh, yes. (kisses) 465 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,896 Mommy loves you so much. 466 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,798 Mommy loves you so much. Mmm. 467 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,333 Oh, you're a sweet boy. I love you so much. 468 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,634 Oh, my goodness. 469 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,469 You can't be kissing that dog on the mouth. 470 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,938 Hasn't that rescue been through enough? 471 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,241 Oh, he's not a rescue. I only buy. 472 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,476 You need to stop slobbering on this animal 473 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,078 before you make COVID-33. 474 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,846 Leave us alone. We're not harming anyone. 475 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,481 (gasps) You're assaulting me! 476 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,317 I'm not assaulting you. I'm just telling you to mind 477 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,053 -your own business. -That's the same thing to a Karen. 478 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,788 Hello? Police? 479 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,191 Yeah, some woman with puppy chow breath is coming right at me! 480 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,926 ♪ ♪ 481 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,996 ♪ Can't stop loving you. ♪ 482 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,635 (cheering, whooping) 483 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,670 (slurring): You guys always do this to me. 484 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,272 I'm gonna do it. 485 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,507 Maybe you have heard this little ditty. 486 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,642 Hit it. 487 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,611 (microphone turns off) 488 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,679 This is not... Aah! 489 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:44,283 Nuh-uh. I'm not letting you butcher "Sweet Caroline." 490 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,285 You don't even know that's what I was gonna sing. 491 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,620 You're white and you're drunk. 492 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,288 What else were you gonna sing, "WAP"? 493 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,090 (chuckles) I'm gonna have to report this. 494 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,492 For what? Singing karaoke's not a crime. 495 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,060 It is if it's bad enough. 496 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,362 Sing it. 497 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,664 -♪ Sweet... ♪ -Ah! 498 00:19:58,764 --> 00:19:59,932 Hello, police? 499 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,001 These Caucasians are at it again! 500 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,036 ♪ ♪ 501 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,711 ♪ ♪ 502 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,154 (stand-off music playing) 503 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,128 What are you doing in this expensive boutique? 504 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,496 What are you doing with all that jewelry in your purse 505 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,498 with the price tag still on 'em? 506 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,566 ♪ ♪ 507 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,079 -Police! -Police! 508 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,281 -(siren whooping) -(indistinct transmission) 509 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,086 This some bullshit! Gonna call the cops on you cops! 510 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,024 Hey. What'd they get you for? 511 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:00,526 Being a mad scientist? 512 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,461 I was selling bootleg DVDs. 513 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,229 People still buy DVDs? 514 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,631 You'd be surprised. 515 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:06,966 -Hmm. -(cheering and applause) 516 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,634 Thank you so much for that, Dulcé Sloan! 517 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,669 All right, when we come back, Terry Crews is joining me 518 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,204 on the show, so don't go away! 519 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,340 (cheering and applause) 520 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,247 (cheering and applause) 521 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,585 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 522 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,587 My guest tonight is an actor 523 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,722 and the host of America's Got Talent. 524 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,591 He's here to talk about his latest book, 525 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:35,260 Tough: My Journey to True Power. 526 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,962 Please welcome Terry Crews. 527 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,097 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 528 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,770 People! (laughs) 529 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,272 Oh! (laughs) 530 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,441 What's up? 531 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:50,642 Yeah! 532 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,177 (grunts) 533 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,446 (laughs) 534 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,248 Oh! 535 00:21:58,316 --> 00:22:00,786 -Oh! -I'm-a show you how to do it, man. 536 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,087 What? You're doing it right now. 537 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:04,723 -I'm-a show you how to do it. -You're do... 538 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,958 -Yeah. -It looks like you got, like, six cell phones 539 00:22:07,058 --> 00:22:08,460 in your po... jacket, and they're all... 540 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,095 they're all ringing at the same time. 541 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,663 They're just going off. How are you, sir? 542 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,032 -Dude, I am so good. So good. -It has been a long time 543 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,567 -since I last saw you, you know. -Yeah. 544 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,936 -There's been a whole pandemic between everything. -I know. 545 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,504 You've gone through it. You wrote another book. 546 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:20,872 -Yes, I did. -Congratulations on that. 547 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,741 Tough: My Journey to True Power. 548 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,676 So, when I... when I heard about the book, 549 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,178 I was like, "Tough: My Journey to True Power." 550 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,446 I was like, "Oh, Terry's writing... 551 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:28,647 It's, like, a weight lifting book." 552 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,215 -(laughs) -I figured 553 00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:31,716 it was just gonna be about the muscles and everything, 554 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,185 and yet there's basically nothing. 555 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:34,653 -Yes. -It seems like this whole book 556 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,822 is about you emotionally weight lifting. 557 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,591 Yes, yes. I-I had to redefine 558 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,928 what "tough" was in my life, you know what I mean? 559 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,697 Um, as a kid, I mean, first of all, 560 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,033 I was filled with rage. 561 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,035 I-I'm gonna start at the beginning, 562 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:53,638 just a little bit, because, uh, my father was an alcoholic. 563 00:22:53,738 --> 00:22:55,207 -Mm-hmm. -And he was addicted to alcohol. 564 00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,342 And my mother was addicted to religion, 565 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,512 which created a really toxic relationship. 566 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,914 And, uh, at five years old, 567 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:06,384 I grew up watching my father knock my mother out 568 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:07,853 -on the regular. -Right. 569 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:10,889 Um, and it was something that changed me. 570 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,358 I mean, my whole thing, when I saw him do that, 571 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,260 I was like, "Hey, man, it's your world. 572 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,896 This... It's your way or the highway." 573 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,632 -Mm-hmm. -And I learned that that was the only way 574 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,568 to be a man. Um, and it was through rage. 575 00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:26,905 And it was... I would rather be feared than loved. 576 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,774 And it got me a lot. 577 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,208 I mean, I lived my life 578 00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:32,711 -like it was a revenge movie, okay? -Right. Right. 579 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,313 And a lot of people see me now, you know, 580 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,382 as, "Oh, yeah, you're so funny and so great" 581 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:39,084 and the whole thing. But-but this is the thing, man. 582 00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:42,754 I-I was filled with rage. 583 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:45,157 -I mean, I... -And I mean, I used to snap on people. 584 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,692 I read that in the book, and I'm not even joke... 585 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,529 Like, in the first let's say quarter of the book, 586 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,431 first 25%, I was like, 587 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:54,566 "I'm scared to have Terry on the show." 588 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,101 (laughs) 589 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:57,969 Because you... Like, in the book, 590 00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,738 you talk about this-this journey, 591 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,873 -you know, and you talk about young Terry. -Yeah. 592 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:03,742 You know, and I like... It's like there's multiple Terrys 593 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,144 in this book, in your story. You talk about young Terry, 594 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:08,814 -and you talk about your dad as old Terry, big Terry. -Yeah. 595 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,949 -Yes. -And, you know, you talk about the terror and the fear 596 00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:12,217 but also the rage that you felt 597 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:14,219 at being unable to protect your mom, 598 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:15,554 unable to protect the house. 599 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:16,988 And-and you were scared. 600 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,957 But then it gets to a part of the book where one day, 601 00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,759 you-you developed enough, 602 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:22,928 and you-you beat your father, 603 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,063 -like, in one of the scariest ways. -I-I got him. I got him. 604 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,731 And-and this was so wild, 605 00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:29,401 because, you know, growing up in that kind of household 606 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:32,070 with the intense alcohol and religion, the whole thing, 607 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:35,307 I became a pleaser. I became a searcher for... 608 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,675 I-I wanted approval. 609 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,810 -And I was addicted to approval. -Oh, right. 610 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:41,580 -Yeah. -And the thing is is that if I didn't get it, 611 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,181 it was... it was one of those things 612 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,951 -that would make me very, very, you know, angry and... -Right. 613 00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:49,621 But one thing that I discovered once... 614 00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:52,390 By the time I became an adult and I said... 615 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,626 You know, I knew that I needed to get strong 616 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,895 because one day, I would have to kill my father. 617 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,965 I-I... That was the vision that I always had in my head 618 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,666 because he was such a terror 619 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,468 -in our house. -Right. Your whole family was terrified. 620 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:05,337 -Yeah. -And one day, he... 621 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:06,938 I mean, and I... As a grown man-- 622 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:10,108 I was 30 years old-- and I remember we... 623 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,010 We called it a Christmas from... Christmas from hell. 624 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,813 And I-I get a little emotional thinking about it. 625 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:18,483 But, uh, I took my family home for Christmas, 626 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,919 and I... He told me that he was gonna behave. 627 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,788 And I said, "Cool." 'Cause they hadn't been around. 628 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:24,189 -Yeah. -And my kids had never been raised 629 00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:26,291 -with any domestic violence. -Mm-hmm. 630 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:29,661 And me and my wife go out, and he decides 631 00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:32,030 he's going to hit my mother in the mouth. 632 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,299 And what was crazy... I get a call. 633 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,135 We're on the road. We're-we're about to go to dinner. 634 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:38,904 And my mother... 635 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:41,006 My-my aunt calls me and says, 636 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:42,741 "Your mother just got hit in the mouth. 637 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,043 Her tooth is sideways." 638 00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:48,113 Man, I turn the car around, 639 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:51,016 and I told her, "Get everybody out of the house 640 00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:53,085 and just leave us alone." 641 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:55,587 And I went, and I confronted him, 642 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,889 and I said, "Hey, man, what are you doing? 643 00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,357 You promised." 644 00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:01,093 And he said, "Oh, man, get out of here, man." 645 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,361 And pow! 646 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,163 And I hit this man. 647 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:06,898 I don't know how long it was. 648 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,801 I know I beat him from downstairs 649 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,103 all the way up to his room. 650 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:12,571 He's bleeding. 651 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,739 He's-he's screaming. 652 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,141 And I... 653 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,011 All I could think about is, "This is revenge." 654 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:21,646 This is what I always wanted. 655 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,682 This is what you made us go through. 656 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,517 -Mm-hmm. -This is the revenge I al... 657 00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:29,020 This is gonna fulfill every dream, every fantasy. 658 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:31,156 Everything is gonna be in this moment. 659 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,058 And I felt nothing. 660 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:35,293 -Nothing. -You talk about that. It's-it's a scary moment 661 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,829 where you-you're whaling on him, 662 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,798 and then you cry at the end of it, 663 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:42,300 and you felt even emptier than when that moment started. 664 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,602 You didn't feel powerful. 665 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:45,203 You didn't feel... You didn't get the revenge 666 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:46,772 that-that you thought you were gonna get. 667 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,907 -You didn't get the closure. -Dude. I-I didn't. 668 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:52,611 And I'm like, "This is supposed to be the end of the movie." 669 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:55,313 Did you know at that moment that Terry had anger issues, 670 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,482 or did you think that was an isolated incident? 671 00:26:57,582 --> 00:26:59,918 No, no. My wife was telling me the whole time. 672 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:02,320 She's like, "You got... You are really angry." 673 00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,556 And I'm like, "What do you mean, I'm angry?!" 674 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:07,526 You know, I-I'm getting angry at you telling me I'm angry. 675 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,194 -Right. -You know, and I never saw it. 676 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:11,096 You understand, it-it's something 677 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,597 that's so imperceptible 678 00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:15,734 because you have it tied in with your manhood. 679 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:18,437 -Mm. Mm. -This is something that's tied in to you. 680 00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:21,006 -It's bravado. -And you go, "Hey, man, this is what you do." 681 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:24,876 Somebody... I remember one man disrespected my wife. 682 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,712 I picked him up, put him on his head on the concrete. 683 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,381 And I'm... And my wife is like, 684 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,550 "No! You have to promise me 685 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,652 you will never, ever do this again." 686 00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:35,887 And I'm like, "But I have to. 687 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,889 This is what I'm supposed to do." 688 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,157 "This is how I prove I'm a man." 689 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,493 "This is what I'm put on Earth to do." 690 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:42,994 -Now... -How did you... How did you change that? 691 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,129 That's what I want to know. 692 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:45,797 Like, people talk about the change, 693 00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,833 but how do you change that? 694 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:50,702 How does Terry go from being the person who snaps, 695 00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,571 the person who's angry, the person who proves himself, 696 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,806 to the person who says, "I'm not gonna react"? 697 00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,741 'Cause I-I'll jump to another part in the book 698 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,376 that some people know about as a story, 699 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:02,314 but you-you've never told it in-in as much depth 700 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,949 as you has in... a-as you have in the book 701 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:07,886 is the now infamous story where you are in a Holly... 702 00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,387 -you're at a Hollywood party. -That's right. 703 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,957 And one of the most powerful agents in the business is there, 704 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,025 and he comes up, and he grabs your crotch. 705 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:15,861 -Yeah. Yeah. -You know? And at first, you're like, 706 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:17,229 "Whoa, was that a mistake? What's going on?" 707 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,264 And he laughs, and he grabs your crotch again 708 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:21,133 in front of everybody, and he just laughs it off. 709 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:23,735 -Yeah. -And you didn't do anything. 710 00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:26,271 And the irony of the whole thing is then people online were like, 711 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,906 "Man, Terry Crews, you gonna have all those muscles 712 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,641 "and you ain't gonna do shit? When someone grabs your dick, 713 00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,009 you're not gonna punch a boy?" You know what I mean? 714 00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:32,277 Then they're like, "Were these fake muscles? 715 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:34,746 Inflatable muscles?" People were roasting you. 716 00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,148 But you talk about in the book 717 00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:39,117 -how you didn't want to do anything. -That's right. 718 00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,119 Tell-- Explain to me how that change comes about. 719 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,422 What-what shifts in your perspective? 720 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,290 First of all, it was 2017. 721 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,294 And I had already been through seven years of therapy. 722 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,030 Um, my wife left me in 2010. 723 00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:55,367 Um, first of all, I had an addiction to pornography. 724 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,169 I had anger. 725 00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:58,737 I had all kinds of stuff. 726 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,338 And she was like, "You know what? I'm done." 727 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:03,542 And this is the thing-- I was very successful. 728 00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:06,912 You know what I mean? Like, I mean, I had movies and TV 729 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:08,480 and everybody knew who I was. 730 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,150 And-and my trick to life was "fake it till you make it." 731 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:14,319 -Mm-hmm. -Uh, but the problem is, you make it 732 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:15,854 and you're fake. 733 00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:17,189 -You're still fake. -Hmm. 734 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:18,757 It was an image. 735 00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,892 It was the Terry Crews image. 736 00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:22,561 It's what everybody fell in love with. 737 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:25,097 And my wife ended up married to that image. 738 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,998 -Wow. -But the real me 739 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,534 was still messed up, broken. 740 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:31,837 And-and when she left me, 741 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,271 it was the highlight. 742 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,639 It was like, "Wait a minute." 743 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:36,975 And-and, first, I was like, "Go ahead! I'm Terry Crews! 744 00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:39,177 Shoot, I'll go get me another woman." 745 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,912 And it was so stupid, 746 00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:43,915 because I heard myself talking like this. 747 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,917 And I went, "Maybe it's me. 748 00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:47,953 -Maybe it is me." -Hmm. 749 00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:49,755 And, dude, you got to understand, 750 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:53,425 I-I got the best advice I ever received in my entire life. 751 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,527 A friend of mine said, "Hey, man, I can't promise you 752 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,096 "you're gonna get your wife and family back. 753 00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:00,298 But you have to get better for you." 754 00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:01,967 -Mm. -Now, my whole life, therapy, 755 00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:05,437 especially in-in male culture, in Black culture, 756 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,439 therapy was looked at as quackery. 757 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:09,107 -Right. -I mean, they were like, "You can't cure crazy." 758 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,376 -You know? And that was-- that was said a lot. -(laughs) Yeah. 759 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,911 You know? Uh, in fact, 760 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,847 my father went to go see a psychologist for his alcoholism, 761 00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:18,383 and the psychologist killed himself a week later. 762 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,385 -Damn. -And I was like, "Oh, that don't work." 763 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,254 -(chuckling) -Damn. 764 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,622 And I'm going, "What?" 765 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:26,591 And-- But this was the thing-- I'm at rock bottom. 766 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:28,293 -I have nothing. -That was your D-Day. 767 00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:29,694 And that was the D-Day. 768 00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:32,531 -Mm. -And I went to therapy and I discovered 769 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,967 this anger and where it was coming from and this-this... 770 00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:39,171 you know, this need for people's approval 771 00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:40,705 that would send me through the roof, 772 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,340 that would make me a high achiever. 773 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,009 You understand what I mean? Like, you will do anything... 774 00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:45,610 You knew how to use it to get where you needed to go. 775 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:48,313 -Yeah. I'm at-- That's where the success comes from. -Right. 776 00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:50,849 But the disapproval brought the rage. 777 00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,918 So now Terry Crews has this rage. 778 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,586 He's working on it. He goes to therapy. 779 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,089 Sometimes I feel like what happens to people though is 780 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,291 they don't understand that anger is a natural part 781 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,293 of being a human being. And so when they come out, they go, 782 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:02,894 -"Now I have no anger. -(laughs) 783 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:05,897 -The universe is my spirit." And y... -Right. Yeah. Yeah. 784 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:09,000 So, now, how do you deal with anger? 785 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,435 How do you-- Like, everyone gets angry. 786 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,770 -Yes. -How do you now deal with it? 787 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,172 What did you learn as a healthy outlet for your anger? 788 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,775 First of all, yeah, I-I did come out like that the first year. 789 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,643 I was like... (stilted): "Peace and love to everyone." 790 00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:22,080 -(laughing) -And it was the baddest acting I ever did. 791 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,416 Like, "Sit your ass down. 792 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,917 -Peace and love." -(applause) 793 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,420 -You know? (laughs) It was bad. -Yes. 794 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,489 -It was horrible. -Right. 795 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:34,025 But I absolutely got to understand-- 796 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,894 Remember, now-- this is the whole thing-- 797 00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:39,164 you can-- you can be angry and sin not. 798 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,832 -It's a-- it's a biblical phrase. -Yes. 799 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:45,103 And the whole thing was righteous anger is a good thing. 800 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,305 And it was about accountability. 801 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:51,109 Holding people accountable is how you deal with your anger. 802 00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:53,078 It's like-- There's a legal way to do everything. 803 00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:56,047 My answer to everything before was like playing chess-- 804 00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:57,716 -just turn over the chessboard. -Right. 805 00:31:57,816 --> 00:32:00,051 -I was like, "If I can't get a problem, aah!" -(chuckles) 806 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,154 And what I learned was, "Wait. Wait, wait, wait, 807 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,823 "I got to use wisdom here. I have to figure out this problem. 808 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,625 "Maybe going backward, 809 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,560 -I can go forward two steps." -Mm. 810 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,496 And, all of a sudden, my-my-- 811 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,733 everything about the energy toward anyone 812 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,402 -that I was angry at was a thoughtful... -Yeah. 813 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,471 ...methodical move. 814 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,706 And this is what I did with Adam Venit. 815 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:23,642 It was cha-- It changed everything. 816 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,211 'Cause I knew-- 'Cause my wife had made me promise, too. 817 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:27,779 She was like, "Don't you ever do..." 818 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:30,215 And I was like, "Yeah, I promise, I promise." 819 00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:31,950 But that was the test. 820 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,986 And I remember taking her hand and we went into the car 821 00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:38,190 and I drove home-- Now, mind you, my first mindset 822 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:40,392 was to drive back through the club and, like, Terminator. 823 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,861 -You know. I was going to do it. -(laughs) 824 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:46,131 But I went home-- But you got to understand this, 825 00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:48,633 because the s-- the support that I had-- 826 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,902 the whole time I was driving home, my wife said, 827 00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:52,104 "I'm proud of you, Terry. 828 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,972 -I'm proud of you." -Mm. 829 00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:56,374 'Cause she saw me throwing people around. 830 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,976 -Right, right. Right. -She's seen it. And she was like, 831 00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,377 -"I'm so proud of you." -This was the first time where you 832 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,513 -had broken the pattern. -That support that said 833 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:04,549 I'm doing this right. I'm doing this right. 834 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,885 And then I went legal. 835 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,689 And I went to the head of-of William Morris Endeavor 836 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,357 and I said, "What are you gonna do 837 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,526 about this predator that you have running in your hallways?" 838 00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:16,495 And they were like, "Well, you know, look, 839 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,396 he's the big man, so we can't do anything." 840 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,798 And I was like, "Hell nah." 841 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:22,467 I said, "Dude, you work for me," and he laughed. 842 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,069 He laughed in my face. 843 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,404 And I said, "Wow. Okay." 844 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,673 And, you know what, it made me more emboldened. 845 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,108 And I got stronger. 846 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,310 And I went like, "All right, you want to play this game? 847 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,311 "We're gonna play it. 848 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:34,813 We're gonna play it all the way out." 849 00:33:34,913 --> 00:33:36,615 And what happened is-- 850 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,217 quiet as kept-- other people joined my case. 851 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:42,053 Because you don't rob the biggest bank in-in... 852 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,188 -you know, in the state, right? -Mm-hmm. 853 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:45,123 -Right. -You-you always rob little banks. 854 00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,592 And what was happening is there were little pe-- 855 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,327 there were all these other people that came out 856 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,629 that said, "Hey, man, he did 857 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:51,897 -the same thing to me." -I had a similar experience. 858 00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:53,799 And they joined my case, and he was like, 859 00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:55,867 "Oh, white flag! I'm out of here! 860 00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:57,369 I'm gonna retire." 861 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,104 And I didn't want any money. 862 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,840 I just said, "Man, you cannot molest the clients 863 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,708 and go back to work. That's all." 864 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,811 I said, "Dude, that's all I wanted. 865 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,146 You cannot do it. You can't go back to work." 866 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,748 And he's out. And he's out. 867 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:12,451 -And this was the thing... -Checkmate. -(cheering) 868 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,352 -So-so... -So great! 869 00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,291 I-I remember that moment distinctly, 870 00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:21,026 because you, you know-- you-you came out-- 871 00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,461 The Me Too movement was happening. 872 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,196 -Yes. -You know, you spoke out about your case. 873 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,431 People were shocked, and, you know, then a lot of men 874 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:29,301 were emboldened to say, like, "Hey, I've also had this issue." 875 00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:31,470 And, yes, you know, statistically, men are miniscule 876 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,972 compared to women, but it was an interesting story 877 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,907 that-that gave a fuller complexity 878 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,843 -to what we're trying to get rid of in society. -Yes. 879 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,212 People loved you. Terry Crews on Twitter-- it was amazing. 880 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,547 And then-- you talk about this in the book-- 881 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:45,951 a few years after that, Terry Crews on Twitter became 882 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:48,153 -one of the most hated individuals... -(laughs) 883 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,955 -...almost overnight. -Yes. Yes. 884 00:34:50,055 --> 00:34:52,157 It was people like, "He's a coon. He's-- 885 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,326 -He betrayed Black people. He was..." -Yes. 886 00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:56,595 And it all came around Black Lives Matter. 887 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,663 -Yes. -That's-that's what came around, was Black Lives Matter, 888 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,999 and you said something. And-and I paraphrase it. 889 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,734 You know, because in the-- in the book, you talk it 890 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,470 and you lay out the tweet, was where you say, you know, 891 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:07,672 essentially, "I don't want white supremacy 892 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,007 "the same way I don't want Black supremacy. 893 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,976 -I want us to all be equal as people." -Yeah. Right. 894 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:13,945 -People were like, "Oh, really, Terry? Black supremacy?" -Yeah. 895 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:16,515 -And, I mean, they-they tore into you. -Yeah. 896 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,384 But, in the book, you talk about how A) you-you didn't even know 897 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:21,520 -that that was a talking point some people use. -Mm-hmm. 898 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,889 And, secondly, you weren't trying to say 899 00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:25,023 what people thought you were trying to say. 900 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,391 Right. Well, that's the thing. 901 00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:29,361 Black supremacy has nothing to do with white people. 902 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,296 When I was in Flint, Michigan, 903 00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:33,632 the drug dealer was a Black supremacist. 904 00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:36,668 The gang member, I was scared of, 905 00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:39,871 and could not move around, was the Black supremacist. 906 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,507 And what I meant was, is this whole thing. 907 00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:44,676 If we don't start this movement 908 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:48,180 with the idea of reconciliation, 909 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:52,050 -we are just postponing a greater war. -Mm-hmm. 910 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,720 And my whole thing is, I didn't hear a lot of reconciliation 911 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:58,223 -because reconciliation doesn't mean agreement. -Yes. 912 00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:00,025 You know what I mean? It's one of those things. 913 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,461 I want to bring this up because there's a story 914 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:05,197 about the wisest man in the world. It was Solomon, and 915 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,066 two women came to him, and they brought a baby, and they said, 916 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,434 "We have this baby, 917 00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:10,836 -and this baby is mine." -We both say it's ours. 918 00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,838 -They, both say it's theirs, yeah. -And so Solomon, 919 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,406 the wisest man said, "Okay, what we're gonna do is 920 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,375 "cut the baby in half, and I'll give you a half of the baby, 921 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,644 and you get the other half." And one woman said, 922 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,747 "Yes, that's the way we do it!" 923 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:25,484 But the other woman said, "No, no, save this baby. 924 00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,285 "No. In fact, give it to her. 925 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,887 -Give it to her." -And he said, "That's the mom." 926 00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:31,123 That's reconciliation. 927 00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:32,691 It doesn't mean you get the result you want. 928 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,626 It means you're saving it 929 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,828 because dividing it is going to kill it. 930 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:38,363 -But, see... -And when I look at America, 931 00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:42,100 -Yeah? -...dividing it is going to kill it. 932 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,636 And the whole thing is reconcile. We have to reconcile. 933 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,938 We have to... With white and Black, 934 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,975 male and female, Republican, Democrat, 935 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,877 we have to find a way to reconcile, 936 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,346 or we're going to kill what we have. 937 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:57,482 -It's beautiful as a thought, and I agree with it. -(applause) 938 00:36:57,582 --> 00:37:01,119 I think the issue... 939 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,890 -Yeah. -I think the issue some of people had, you know, 940 00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:08,026 is reconciliation cannot take place 941 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:10,328 -before there's any type of accountability. -Mm. 942 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:11,630 In order for us to reconcile, 943 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,331 there has to be some sort of accountability. 944 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:14,866 People have to say, "This is what happening, 945 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,169 and this is what we're going to do to rectify that situation." 946 00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:18,970 Just like you talked about reconciling with your wife. 947 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,139 -Yes. -You know? In order for you to reconcile, 948 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:22,507 you had to fix, you had to acknowledge, 949 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,509 you had to say, "I have a problem." -Yeah. 950 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,445 And I think what a lot of people thought 951 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,914 in that moment is, they felt like... 952 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:30,849 I understand when reading the book now. 953 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,085 You are saying something that, 954 00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:35,654 -in my honest opinion, is almost a step ahead. -Right. 955 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,656 But people are going, "Yeah, but Terry, right now... 956 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,925 -You're right. -"we're looking for accountability first." 957 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,294 -You're right. -Right now, Black people in America are saying, 958 00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:44,596 "Hey, can we just have an agreement 959 00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:48,200 -on how America does not treat everybody equally?" -Yes. 960 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,702 You know, we don't want everyone to be treated equally badly. 961 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:52,704 We want everyone to be treated equally. 962 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,372 -You know? -No. I-I totally agree. 963 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,374 And it felt like, to some people, you had skipped. 964 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,410 -You were just like, "Guys, guys, kumbaya." -Yeah. No. 965 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,312 -"Let's all just be together." You know? -And I-I totally... 966 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,813 And listen, I totally understand that, 967 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,349 but this is another thing, and I agree. 968 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:07,452 And you can't have a nuanced conversation on Twitter. 969 00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:08,787 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the worst mistake. 970 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,222 That's the big... the biggest mistake. 971 00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:11,757 -That was your first mistake. -That was the first... 972 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,358 -That was your first mistake. -If there was any accident, 973 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,127 that was it. Just... 974 00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:16,895 That was maybe one of my favorite parts of the book 975 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,730 is when you talk about... 'Cause you tweeted that. 976 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,132 And you can tell when someone thinks 977 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:21,600 they've got swag in a tweet. You were like, 978 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,168 "Let me tell you something we need to do in this world. -Yeah. 979 00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:24,569 -Oh. -"White supremacy, Black supremacy, 980 00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:26,171 -all come together, bam." And then you were like... -Yeah. 981 00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:27,539 -No, I went and got a sandwich. -And then you went, 982 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,874 and you made... you made a sandwich. 983 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,075 I went and got a sandwich. I was like, "Ah..." 984 00:38:30,175 --> 00:38:31,376 You made a sandwich, and "I killed it. 985 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,878 -I killed it." -And "Uh-oh." Believe you me. 986 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,046 I went, "Oh, no, that's not what I meant." 987 00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:37,616 -Black supremacy was trending. -"That's not what's going on." 988 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,651 You know what I mean? Uh, 989 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,854 but-but you can't have that, and I totally understand that. 990 00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:45,490 -Right. -Um, and I think you're right, 991 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,992 -and I know you're right. -Right. 992 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,660 And I actually... 993 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,598 One of my things was, it's just, when I know my people, 994 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:56,301 and I love my people, the big thing was, 995 00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:59,438 Black people need to hold other Black people accountable. 996 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:01,373 -It's our... Well, see, 'cause... -Which they do. 997 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,008 -Which they do. -Accountability, right, and we do. 998 00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:04,443 -Which we do. Which we do. -And we do, 999 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,844 and I'm not saying we don't. 1000 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:09,114 Uh, but my thing is, as a Black man, 1001 00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:12,484 and as a man who had been in these kind of situations... 1002 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,720 -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -Um, I just knew 1003 00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:20,459 -that it needed to be said by someone like me... -Right. 1004 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:24,262 in order... because my thing is, 1005 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:27,499 I just wanted... peace. 1006 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:29,835 -Yeah. -And I guess, it goes back to my approval. 1007 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:31,770 -Yes. Yeah. -It goes back to my need for approval. 1008 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,072 -It went back to that. -Mm-hmm. 1009 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:38,110 Um, and again, it was a mistake. It was... it was a mistake 1010 00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:40,512 to tweet that out at that time, and I'll be honest. 1011 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,080 And that was the thing, funny enough, 1012 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:44,282 because, you know, Martin Luther King, Jr. 1013 00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:47,085 -has talked about Black supremacy, you know? -Exactly. 1014 00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:48,854 Nelson Mandela himself was one of the people who said, 1015 00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:50,756 "I do not look for the oppression of white people. 1016 00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:52,190 "I don't look for the oppression or Black people. 1017 00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:53,525 -I don't want anybody to be oppressed." -That's right. 1018 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,693 -That's right. -Right? 1019 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,661 But the timing, I think, was the issue. 1020 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:57,929 -Yeah, it was. -Do you know what I mean? 1021 00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,197 -I say what in the book. -Yeah, you were going, 1022 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:01,166 -"That's not what I was trying to do." -No. 1023 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,502 And I think, you know, this is one of those moments 1024 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,871 -where I was like, "That's why books over tweets." -(laughter) 1025 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:08,540 -It is. No, it is. That was a huge mistake. -(applause) 1026 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,809 'Cause in the book... in the book, you laid it out... 1027 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,744 -Yes. Yes. -You're a human being. 1028 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,212 We all misunderstand each other. 1029 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:17,182 -Yes. -Man, I, honestly... I appreciated your... 1030 00:40:17,315 --> 00:40:18,583 -just, like, your vulnerability... -Yup. 1031 00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:20,385 your ability to say, "This is where I messed up. 1032 00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:22,254 This is what I was trying to say." 'Cause I was reading it, 1033 00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:23,555 and I was going like, "Man, Terry." Yeah. 1034 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:24,990 -I was like, "Why did you send the tweet?" -Yeah. 1035 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,758 -Why did you trust Twitter? -I know. I know. 1036 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,460 Twitter doesn't try to understand you. 1037 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,795 -It doesn't. It doesn't. -Because, you know, 1038 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:31,496 -and I was like... Yeah. -I-I... First of all, 1039 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,499 I learned my lesson big time, first of all. 1040 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,468 But I do feel like, 1041 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:39,771 again, because of this need for approval 1042 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,840 -that I was addicted to... -Mm-hmm. 1043 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:47,546 um, it's a matter of also exercising the will 1044 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,714 to take disapproval. 1045 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,283 -Mm. Mm. -You understand what I mean? 1046 00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:55,020 Where really, sometimes standing up for the right thing, 1047 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,289 -not everyone is going to like you. -Yeah. 1048 00:40:57,355 --> 00:41:00,459 And-and again, I still know who I am. 1049 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,494 But at the same time, I mean, 1050 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:05,597 I-I would never, ever tweet again, to be honest. 1051 00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:09,167 -It's all gonna be cat videos and promotion. -(laughter) 1052 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:12,204 Uh, and I'm... Again, and I really... 1053 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:13,939 I mean, even on this show right now-- 1054 00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:18,477 and I'm going to let you know, I really do want to apologize 1055 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:21,413 to anybody who was offended by these tweets 1056 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,782 and was hurt deeply. 1057 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:26,518 Because as an example, as an African-American man... 1058 00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:29,721 -Right. Right, right. -...a Black man here in this country, 1059 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:34,192 -I did not want to give the perception... -Yeah. 1060 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,695 -that we are supposed to gloss this over... -Yeah, I know. 1061 00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,864 and forget the death of George Floyd, 1062 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:41,466 -the murder of George Floyd. -Right. 1063 00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:44,002 And I want to apologize to everyone right now 1064 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:47,439 who was ever offended because it hurt. 1065 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:51,743 And even back, I was trying to explain, it just got worse 1066 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,112 and worse, and this is where the book came in. 1067 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:57,416 Because the need is for us as a people 1068 00:41:57,516 --> 00:42:00,085 to actually come together 1069 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:03,455 and really, really be what we need to be to this country. 1070 00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:05,624 -'Cause it's our country, This is our country. -Right. 1071 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,993 We die and fought, and I'm not giving it away. 1072 00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:10,195 This is our inheritance. 1073 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,763 -I love you. -(applause and cheering) 1074 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,231 -Appreciate you, man. -Hope. 1075 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:14,833 Appreciate you, for real. 1076 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,835 (applause) 1077 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:19,204 -You know... -Thank you. 1078 00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:21,907 No, no, no. What... what I... 1079 00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:23,408 What I always say to people is, 1080 00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:24,876 "Find a person who has tweeted. 1081 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,712 "You will you find somebody who has messed up. 1082 00:42:27,813 --> 00:42:28,880 -Yeah. "And will you find someone 1083 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,482 -who has been misinterpreted." -Yeah. 1084 00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:32,050 -Thank you so much for being on the show. -Oh, man, thank you. 1085 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,518 -Thank you for letting me. -Thank you for writing the book. 1086 00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:34,853 -Thank you. Thank you. -Terry's book, 1087 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:36,555 Tough: My journey to True Power is available now. 1088 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:39,157 We're gonna take a break, but we'll be right back after this. 1089 00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:41,326 (applause and cheering) 1090 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,567 (cheering) 1091 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:53,403 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 1092 00:42:53,503 --> 00:42:55,572 today is Holocaust Remembrance Day 1093 00:42:55,672 --> 00:42:57,140 so please consider supporting 1094 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,309 The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum. 1095 00:42:59,409 --> 00:43:01,511 It's a living memorial that inspires citizens 1096 00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:04,147 and leaders worldwide to confront hatred, 1097 00:43:04,247 --> 00:43:07,017 prevent genocide and promote human dignity. 1098 00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:09,319 So, if you can help support their programs in any way, 1099 00:43:09,419 --> 00:43:11,354 then please donate at the link below. 1100 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:14,357 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there and remember. 1101 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:16,626 Your goth phase won't come back, 1102 00:43:16,726 --> 00:43:19,095 but your pandemic phase might. 1103 00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:21,631 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 1104 00:43:21,731 --> 00:43:23,266 ♪ ♪ 1105 00:43:23,366 --> 00:43:25,769 NEWSMAN: Unruly Yankee fans unleashed a hail of trash 1106 00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:28,905 -and debris at a Cleveland, um... -(newswoman gasps) 1107 00:43:29,005 --> 00:43:30,574 NEWSMAN: Forgot the name of the... 1108 00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:32,476 No, they're not the... they're not the Indians anymore. 1109 00:43:32,576 --> 00:43:33,677 They're the Guardians, the Cleveland Guardians. 1110 00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:34,878 Kurt Sandberg with... 1111 00:43:34,978 --> 00:43:36,413 I almost said "The Indians." Guardians. 1112 00:43:36,513 --> 00:43:38,014 At the Indians-Yankees, 1113 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,816 -or Guardians-Yankees game. -I did not. 1114 00:43:39,916 --> 00:43:41,118 The Indians have lost. The In... 1115 00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:42,452 The Guardians. Sorry, Terry. 1116 00:43:42,552 --> 00:43:43,987 NEWSMAN 4: Good points on the Indians, 1117 00:43:44,087 --> 00:43:46,456 or Guardians. Sorry. Geez, that's gonna happen all year. 1118 00:43:46,556 --> 00:43:48,058 You grow up your whole life saying, 1119 00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:50,227 "The Cleveland Indians." Now you say "The Guardians." 1120 00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:52,062 That's-that's-that's tough. 1121 00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:53,897 Sounds like a security service. 1122 00:43:53,997 --> 00:43:57,734 It's Friday night. The Indians are playing the opening game. 1123 00:43:57,834 --> 00:43:59,302 -Indians. Guardians. -It's okay. 1124 00:43:59,402 --> 00:44:00,570 The Indians are playing at 2:00. 1125 00:44:00,670 --> 00:44:01,805 The Indians. My goodness gracious. 1126 00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:03,807 -(whispers): Guardians. -Oh! 1127 00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:05,142 ♪ Guardians, Guardians, Guardians. ♪ 1128 00:44:05,242 --> 00:44:06,476 -Guardians. Guardians. -♪ Guardians. ♪ 1129 00:44:06,576 --> 00:44:07,577 -You got it. -Or the "Gs" or whatever, 1130 00:44:07,677 --> 00:44:09,246 the Guards or whatever.