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All right, let's kick things off
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with the latest news
from Afghanistan.
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For months now, we have known
that the Biden administration
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completely botched
the exit of American troops from
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America's longest war. Yeah,
even the Game of Thrones guys
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like, "Oof. Rough ending."
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But now, for the first time,
we're learning the details
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of how costly
this mistake actually was.
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We do have some new CNN
reporting this morning.
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The U.S. left behind
seven billion dollars
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worth of military equipment
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in the chaotic withdrawal
from Afghanistan last year.
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That equipment now in
the hands of the Taliban.
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What kind of equipment is it?
According to the report,
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a few details: aircraft,
munitions, military vehicles,
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weapons, communications gear.
A lot of it requires
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very precise maintenance
to remain usable.
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They don't know
if the Taliban have been able
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to keep all of this stuff
running. That's a,
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that's a key question that
they may never get an answer to.
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They left seven billion dollars
worth of military equipment
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in Afghanistan.
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How is that even possible?
Like, 'cause, I get anxiety
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leaving a hotel in a hurry,
you know?
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I get that. You know, like, when
you're rushing and then you
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toothbrush?
But Let me tell you something--
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if I left seven billion dollars
worth of toothbrushes,
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we're turning this Uber around,
people. We're going back.
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Now, a-according to the people
who left the stuff behind--
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and this-this part was
really interesting--
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they say this might not be
an issue. Because they say
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the Taliban might not be able
to operate this stuff anyway
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because of how
complicated it is.
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Now, first of all, I feel
like they're just saying that
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cover their ass. Second of all,
how are they gonna act like
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the Taliban doesn't
have YouTube?
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You can find anything
on YouTube.
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Anything!
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You're telling me only Americans
can use this equipment,
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but the Taliban can't?
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They're acting
like to turn the tank on,
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you have s-sing, like, the theme
song to Friends, you know?
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You just got to be like,
"Come on, guys.
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You got to get the claps right."
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It's not working!
What's happening?
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Here's my question.
Here's my question.
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America never has
the money for anything. Right?
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There's not enough money for
health care, there's not enough
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money for education, there's not
enough money to finally finish
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the Washington Monument by
putting two balls on it, but...
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America has no problem
with leaving behind
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seven billion dollars
worth of weapons?
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How come that never happens
any other way?
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Like, just once, I would love
to turn on the news
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and hear something like...
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This just in: the government
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has too much money
for health care.
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So, everyone
gets a free butt lift.
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It's mind-boggling, people.
It's mind-boggling how much
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money America
wastes on the military.
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And don't let them trick you
into saying, like,
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"Oh, no, it goes to the troops."
Cause it doesn't
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go to the troops.
All right? The troops are not
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balling in the club. No.
The defense contractors
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is where the money goes.
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And then you hear
these people, like,
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"Well, we need to spend that
money to keep people safe."
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But let me ask you this.
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What's more threatening
to people in America?
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A group of rebels
in some foreign country
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or health care
nobody can afford,
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toxic drinking water,
poverty, pollution?
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Because if I was America,
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I would spend my war money
on the biggest threats.
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Yeah. That's what I would do.
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And then I would send
the Taliban
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Flint's old water pipes.
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That's how I'd fight.
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You don't need missiles.
Just send that shit.
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"Yeah, try drinking now."
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All right,
but let's move on to England,
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the world's number one exporter
of Benedict Cumberbatches.
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(laughter and applause)
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As you may know, U.K. Parliament
can be a pretty rowdy place.
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You know, every day,
people are shouting
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and booing at each other
like the crowd
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at the world's
pastiest rap battle.
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But it turns out
that there is something
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that you're not allowed
to do on the floor,
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as one British politician
found out.
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The Conservative Party
has launched an investigation
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into claims
by some of its female MPs
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that a Tory colleague
watched porn on his mobile phone
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in the House of Commons itself.
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Who is the Tory MP
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accused of watching pornography
in the Commons?
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We still don't know,
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but government ministers have
lined up today to condemn him,
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saying there's no place
for pornography
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in any workplace.
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The MP could be suspended
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and thrown out
of the Conservative Party,
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and the story
has reignited criticism
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of the overall culture
in Parliament.
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A member
of the U.K.'s Conservative Party
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was caught watching porn
during a session,
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and now he could be expelled
for it.
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And I'll be honest.
I'm just trying to understand
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the motivation here.
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No, no, like, like,
what part of Parliament
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made this guy
want to watch porn?
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Like, what-what turned him on?
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Was there some new legislation
that was getting him hot?
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You know,
was there some other minister
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who was like,
"This country is going deeper
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"and deeper into debt.
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We cannot pull out
at this point"?
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He's just like, "Oh!
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Oh, boy! Oh, boy!"
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(cheering and applause)
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And, you know, if you ask me,
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kicking him out wasn't
the right punishment, man.
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What they should be doing
is what parents do
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when they catch a kid
smoking cigarettes.
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Yeah. They should force him
to watch all of Pornhub.
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That'll teach him a lesson.
He'll be like...
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(crying): "Oh,
I've seen all the categories
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"I didn't know existed. Please!
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"Who knew Congress
had cocaine orgies?
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It's too much, Mitch McConnell."
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I like that you saw him
in your mind.
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(chuckles)
That was funny.
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One of you was like,
"Oh, I saw it, Trevor."
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I mean, look,
I-I get that Britain
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doesn't want its politicians
watching porn at work.
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You know? But I will say
I think the one exception
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should be the royal family.
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No, I-I think porn
could really open their eyes
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to the beauty
of interracial relationships.
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You know? That could be
a good thing for them.
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Oh, and finally, and finally,
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if you want to talk
about politicians
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getting into weird trouble,
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then there's no better example
than Donald J. Trump,
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45th president
of the United States
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and phantom of the Mar-a-Lago
carving station.
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You see, the former president
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is currently being sued
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for inciting violence
against protesters.
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And it's gotten serious enough
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that he was actually forced
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to testify about it.
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NEWSWOMAN:
Former President Donald Trump
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testified under oath
he was worried
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that protesters
would hurl things at him
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and that they were dangerous.
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It's part of his deposition
from back in October
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for a civil lawsuit in New York
where activists claim
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that the former president's
bodyguards
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violently broke up protests
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outside Trump Tower
back in 2015.
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Okay, first of all, it's crazy
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that there are
so many Trump scandals
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that he's literally
getting dragged into court
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for something
we didn't even know was a thing.
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Like, did you know
this was a thing?
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Huh? Did you? Nobody knew.
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Nobody knew about this.
I didn't.
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Trump lawsuits
are like Nicolas Cage movies.
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There's, like,
a bunch where you're like,
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"He lost a pig?
When did that happen?"
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But, anyway,
Trump was being sued
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for inciting violence
to protesters, right?
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Against protesters, rather.
And then he came up
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with one of the most crazy
defenses I've ever heard.
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This might be my favorite story
of the year.
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And to fully understand
the story,
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you have to hear
the actual deposition
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that Trump gave in the case.
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Now, unfortunately,
there's no recording.
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But, fortunately,
there is a transcript.
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So, to give you a little taste,
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uh, I'm gonna get some help
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from our very own
Michael Kosta, everybody.
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(cheering and applause)
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You see...
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For your... for your, uh,
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understanding and enjoyment,
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Kosta and I are going
to read sections
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from the transcript for you.
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Now, he will be reading
the parts of various lawyers,
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and I will be playing
Donald Jackfruit Trump.
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And, again,
we're just gonna read excerpts
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from the actual transcript.
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Because, I promise you,
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no comedy writer
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is gonna come up with
something funnier than this.
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-All right, are you guys ready?
You ready? -AUDIENCE: Yeah!
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-(cheering and applause)
-All right. Um...
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So...
so, just so you understand,
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the key section begins
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with lawyers playing a video
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from a 2016 Trump rally.
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TRUMP (recorded): If you see
somebody getting ready
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to throw a tomato, knock
the crap out of 'em, would you?
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-Seriously.
-(cheering, whistling)
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Mm.
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We were told. We were told.
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Mm.
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It's worse than a tomato...
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Mm.
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Mm. Mm-hmm.
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I wanted to have people be ready
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because we were put on alert
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that they were gonna do...
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-they were gonna do to fruit.
-Mm-hmm.
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And scene.
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(cheering and applause)
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you very much. Thank you.
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Thank you. Oh, thank you.
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I couldn't do it without you.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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-Thank you very much.
-(chuckles)
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Our two-man show,
The President and the Fruit,
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will be, uh, off-Broadway soon.
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Again, that conversation
really happened
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with the former president
of the United States.
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And I will say this--
he's not wrong about being hit
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with a pineapple
being dangerous, you know?
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I mean,
that's got spikes built in.
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And the banana, too.
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It might not seem dangerous,
but remember,
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someone throws a banana,
it comes right back at them.
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So again,
just throwing it at you,
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keep hitting you
over and over again.
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You know what I think the worst
fruit is to get hit with?
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A honeydew. Yeah.
No, not because it's hard.
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Just because you could get some
in your mouth,
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-and that shit is disgusting.
-(laughter)
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Like, I'd hope it hits me
in the head and kills me
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so I don't have to taste it.
That's what I hope for.
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But, no, people,
this is serious stuff.
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And it's actually caused
the Secret Service
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to alter their methods.
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I'm told that we've obtained
a classified training video
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that shows how Secret Service
protesters are now going
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to be dealt with, and
here's some of the new training.
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(chiming, weapon firing)
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(explosion, whooshing)
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-Incredible. Really incredible.
-(applause and cheering)
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All right,
that's it for the headlines,
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but before we go,
let's catch up
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on this weekend's
weather forecast
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with our very own
Desi Lydic, everybody!
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(applause and cheering)
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Thank you. Thank you.
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-So good to see you.
-Great to see you.
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-So good to see you.
-Yeah.
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Uh, so, Desi, what's going on?
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Everything's great.
I finally disposed
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of my last burner phone
so that's really exciting.
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They got nothing on me now.
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-(laughter) -Uh, I don't know
what that meant.
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I meant what's going
on with the weather?
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Oh, oh, oh, yeah. No,
I'm glad you asked about that,
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because I've been meaning
to talk to you.
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It has been freezing inside this
building. Like, really cold.
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Every single room. We got
to do something about that.
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I mean, who set the thermostat,
the patriarchy?
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(laughter)
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-I thought you were going
to do the... -Yeah. By the way,
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that Trump fruit thing-- that
really strikes a chord with me.
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Have you ever been hit in
the head with a piece of fruit?
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-No.
-Never?
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-No.
-No fruit?
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-Nothing. -Not, like,
a kiwi or a tangerine?
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-No, no.
-Clementine?
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-No fruit ever.
-Pear?
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-No, no fruit.
-Plum?
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-No fruit -Some sort of melon,
like a cantaloupe?
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-It's still "no."
-Maraschino cherry?
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-No.
-An app-ricot?
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-No.
-An apricot?
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-That's the same thing twice.
-(laughter)
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I have never been hit
by a fruit in the head, Desi.
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Lucky, lucky, lucky. Wow. Yeah.
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Oh, by the way, can you believe
that guy got caught
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-watching porn
at work... passively? -Right.
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I mean, what kind of psychopath
watches porn passively,
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-like it's a commercial
or something? -(laughter)
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All right, you should be doing
one of two things
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when you're watching porn--
either pleasuring yourself,
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or crying
while pleasuring yourself.
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-(laughter)
-There's, like, no in between.
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Even at work, you got to really
set the mood and commit.
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You got to dim the lights,
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roll out a bear skin rug,
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fill a glass with a piping
hot cup of French onion soup.
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(laughter)
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Make it nice.
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I thought you were ordering
the soup because you were sick.
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-Don't kink-shame me, Trevor.
-I'm not kink...
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-Judgy.
-You know what?
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Desi, could you please just tell
us what the weather's gonna be?
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00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,385
-Oh, no, I haven't been outside
in weeks. -(laughter)
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No, I got to lay low.
The whole burner phone thing.
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-What is this about?
-Well, I would tell you,
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but, you know,
you might have to testify.
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To who?
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Trevor,
have you not been listening?
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The fruit, the porn,
the French onion soup.
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All of that. You know, well,
frankly, now you're implicated
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so you got to think
about what you're going to say.
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00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,207
-I don't know anything, though.
-Ah, yes, exactly.
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00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,675
Say that. That's good.
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00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,177
No. No, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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-Yeah, tell them that.
That's good. -No. Tell who that?
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00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,146
-I don't know
what you're talking about. -See?
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00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,514
-This is why I roll with you.
-I don't roll...
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00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,949
-I don't know what you're
talking about. -This is...
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00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,317
No, I don't roll with you.
I don't...
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00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,085
No, this is why I roll with you.
This is why we roll.
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00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:53,654
I feel like
you committed a crime,
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and I don't want to be a part
of... I do not roll with you.
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I'm right there with you.
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No, no, you're not.
Desi Lydic, everybody.
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-I'm not with you.
-You will ride with me.
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-Not with me. You know what?
-Ride with me.
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00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,263
-You know what? Let's do this.
-(applause and cheering)
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We're going to take a quick
break separately, not with Desi,
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and then after, we will tell you
about the many, many scandals
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of Congressman Madison Cawthorn.
You don't want to miss it.
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00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,574
Not with you. I'm not with you.
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00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:15,142
No, we're completely separate.
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00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,277
(cheers and applause)
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00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,316
(cheering and applause)
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Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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You know, most politicians
get into trouble
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every once in a while.
You know, it's part of the job.
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A little illegal
campaign contribution,
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uh, a little sex scandal,
a little storming the Capitol.
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You know, trivial stuff
we've all come to accept.
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But in the past few weeks,
one member of Congress
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has been collecting scandals
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like Steve Harvey collects
those pinstripe suits.
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So, let's check in
on what this politician
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has been getting up to
in another installment
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of Fringe-Watching.
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-♪ ♪
-(cheering and applause)
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Right now, the reigning
scandal champion in Washington
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is none other
than Madison Cawthorn,
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congressman from North Carolina
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and what lacrosse
would look like
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if it were a person.
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From the moment he showed up
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on the political scene
two years ago,
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Cawthorn has always been
a controversial figure.
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00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,375
Right? First, he faced
sexual harassment allegations
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from his time in college.
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And then he was caught lying
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00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,580
about getting
into the Naval Academy.
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00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,816
And then he got in trouble
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00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,885
for gleefully posting
on Instagram
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00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,487
about his visit
to Hitler's mountain retreat
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00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,788
or, as he called it,
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"the vacation house
of the führer."
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00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,394
Yeah. Which is weird.
I mean, we don't need
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00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,263
to be referring to Hitler
by his nickname.
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00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,732
Like, I call Jay-Z Hova, right?
402
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,267
But I probably
wouldn't do that anymore
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00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,135
if he committed genocide,
you know?
404
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,771
And, by the way,
this was all before Cawthorn
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00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,106
even got into Congress.
406
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,275
Yeah. Since he's taken
the oath of office,
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00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,677
his scandals
have definitely not slowed down.
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00:17:58,777 --> 00:17:59,912
Most recently,
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00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,613
you probably heard
that he made headlines
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00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,649
by claiming
that other members of Congress
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00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,951
had done cocaine in front of him
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00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,687
and invited him to orgies.
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00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,423
Which, first of all, snitch.
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00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,859
(laughter)
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00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,762
And second of all,
the whole thing was a lie.
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00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,130
Of course it's not true.
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00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,898
These people are in Congress.
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00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,133
They're not throwing an orgy.
419
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,534
That's way too complicated
for them.
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00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,903
They'd have to secure funding
for the sex toys first.
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00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:26,705
They'd have to agree
on a time and location.
422
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,006
They'd have a committee
to debate
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00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,575
about the rules.
Is kissing allowed?
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00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,543
Can you do butt stuff?
And then at the last minute,
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00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,078
Joe Manchin would show up
and object,
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00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,913
and everyone would have to put
their dicks back in their pants.
427
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,783
-(groans)
-(laughter)
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00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,785
(cheering and applause)
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00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,788
But those coke orgy stories,
430
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,056
that's in the distant past.
431
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,591
That happened way, way...
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00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,825
That was, like, three weeks ago.
433
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,961
Nobody's even talking
about that anymore
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00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,263
because Cawthorn
is getting into new trouble
435
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,065
every damn day,
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00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:56,268
starting
with some really bad driving.
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00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,402
NEWSWOMAN:
Newly released video
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shows
Congressman Madison Cawthorn
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getting his license revoked
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00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,308
during a traffic stop
in Cleveland County.
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00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,476
NEWSMAN:
The traffic stop came
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00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,411
after the truck
crossed the center line.
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As the trooper approaches,
Cawthorn's informed
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00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,551
that his license plate tag
is expired.
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00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,486
The trooper discovered
Cawthorn's driver's license
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00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:18,090
had been revoked
due to an out-of-state ticket.
447
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:21,393
Yeah. First, Madison Cawthorn
was pulled over for swerving.
448
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,096
Then the cops found out that he
had an expired license plate.
449
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,931
And then he was busted
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00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,066
for having
a revoked driver's license.
451
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,003
I mean, those are Hall of Fame
numbers right there.
452
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,372
I don't even think O.J.
broke that many laws
453
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,174
during his cop chase.
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00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,743
And what's crazy, what's crazy
is that this is the second time
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00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,280
that he's been busted for
driving with a revoked license.
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00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,382
At this point, he's probably
the only member of Congress
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00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,385
who might show up to work with
an I.D. that says "McLovin."
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00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,620
He's like,
"That's me. That's real."
459
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,224
But if I'm honest,
I can-- I can see why.
460
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,660
Of course he's got to drive
with a revoked license.
461
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,528
Do you know
how embarrassing it must be
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00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,263
when he needs to ask his mom
463
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,833
to drive him to the orgy?
464
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,201
You know? It's just like, "Mom!
465
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,536
"Don't drop me off
in front of the mansion.
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00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:05,737
Just leave me at the corner."
467
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,206
She's like, "Okay, love you!
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00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:10,442
Make sure you have
enough cocaine for everybody!"
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00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,645
So, yes, Madison Cawthorn
is not allowed
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00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,414
to drive himself anywhere
right now.
471
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,416
But before you think
472
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:18,884
of giving him a lift
to the airport,
473
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,419
you might want to be careful
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00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,354
when you're throwing his bags
in the trunk.
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00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,591
U.S. Republican Congressman
Madison Cawthorn
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00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,526
was cited by police on Tuesday
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00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,996
after they found
a loaded handgun in his bag
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00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,831
at a North Carolina airport.
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00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:36,568
TSA agents found a 9mm handgun
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00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,805
when Cawthorn passed
through a security checkpoint.
481
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,974
Police say he was cooperative
482
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,409
and cited for possession
of a dangerous weapon
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00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,111
on city property.
484
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:48,947
It is the second time
in just over a year
485
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,150
the young congressman
has been stopped
486
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,152
for carrying a gun
at an airport.
487
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,687
Ah! Before you judge,
before you judge,
488
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:58,157
who hasn't made this mistake,
huh?
489
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,791
The Uber's waiting outside.
490
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,393
You're trying to pack your bags
real quick.
491
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,028
You throw in your cologne,
your underwear,
492
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,297
your AK-47.
Aah! What am I doing?!
493
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,866
You can't take cologne
on a plane!
494
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,570
The craziest part about this
story is that's the second time
495
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,973
he got caught trying to bring
a gun onto a plane in a year.
496
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,442
I get if you made this mays--
mistake, like, 15 years ago.
497
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,810
But twice in one year?
498
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,346
Why are you so invested
in getting a gun on a plane?
499
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,349
Huh? How intense is the battle
for your armrest, my man?
500
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,717
What are you doing?
501
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,254
And before you ask, yes,
502
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:30,789
the congressman was punished.
503
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,925
He was given a citation.
504
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,393
Which I know sounds like
something they give you
505
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,195
for having the biggest
watermelon at the country fair.
506
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,263
But this, this will hurt him.
507
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,933
His life will... be the same.
508
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,468
You know, in a way,
I respect him.
509
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,404
A lot of Republicans talk
about being pro-police,
510
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,039
but he's the only one out here
511
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,842
personally keeping all of these
police departments in business.
512
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,044
I respect that.
513
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,580
So, Cawthorn got caught driving
without a license,
514
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,516
and then he got caught trying
to bring weapons onto a plane.
515
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,184
And most people would take
a breather after that
516
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:01,019
but not Madison Cawthorn, no.
517
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,156
Because the same day
the news broke about the gun,
518
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,757
he was accused of taking part
519
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,727
in a cryptocurrency
insider trading scheme.
520
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,195
Yeah, I know.
521
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,664
I was also shocked to hear
that this guy was into crypto.
522
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:14,266
Who would have thought?
523
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,970
So now we got suspended
licenses, guns at airports,
524
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,037
possible insider trading--
525
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:20,906
basically three stars on GTA.
526
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,109
And... guess what, my friends.
527
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:25,911
Madison Cawthorn
even has scandals
528
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,547
that expose his character
as a scam.
529
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,616
And in order to understand
this next scandal properly,
530
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:33,719
first, you need to know
that Madison Cawthorn
531
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:36,221
has been saying certain things
on the campaign trail
532
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,925
about what it means to be a man.
533
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,493
Our culture today is trying
534
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:44,363
to completely demasculate all
535
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,664
of the young men
in our culture.
536
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,833
We have bred a generation
of soft men,
537
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,736
and that generation
has created a lot of problems
538
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,171
in our society and our culture.
539
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,407
If you want me to sit here
and call a man a woman,
540
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,976
you are asking me
to buy into this lie.
541
00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,678
And I'll say "No" to that.
542
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,281
Your left-wing movement
is forcing children
543
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,550
to endure radical expressions
of sexuality,
544
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:07,553
and I never imagined
that one of my sacred duties
545
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:08,887
in this hallowed chamber
546
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,422
would be explaining
to the House speaker
547
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:12,024
the difference
between a man and woman.
548
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,759
You'll never amend biology.
549
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,394
Science is not Burger King.
550
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,262
You can't just have it your way.
551
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,264
(laughter)
552
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,835
That's an interesting way
to put it.
553
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,137
I like how Cawthorn is working
some product placement
554
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,072
into his floor speeches.
555
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,507
Gender is simple.
556
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:31,076
Men are like Arby's.
We have the meat.
557
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,445
(laughter)
558
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:35,681
(applause)
559
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:39,818
But, yes, Madison Cawthorn
has been talking a big game
560
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,788
about defending
traditional conservative notions
561
00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:45,691
of masculinity and gender,
selling himself
562
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:50,229
as the icon of traditional
Christian manhood,
563
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,030
which this country has lost.
564
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,433
So you can imagine
how awkward it was for him
565
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,635
to try and explain this.
566
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:59,037
New tonight-- North Carolina
congressman Madison Cawthorn
567
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:01,206
responding
to photos circulating online
568
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,208
that show him
wearing women's lingerie.
569
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,245
Cawthorn said on Twitter that
these images were first reported
570
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:10,015
by Politico and came from a game
he played during a cruise.
571
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,551
The North Carolina congressman
says the photos were taken
572
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,286
long before he ran for office.
573
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:16,555
-Well, well, well.
-(laughter)
574
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,524
Check out Madison over here.
575
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:19,825
What game were you playing?
576
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:21,460
"I'm going
to put on this lingerie
577
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,795
and look good doing it." Huh?
578
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,231
You said you were
a good Christian soldier.
579
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:29,768
Looks more like a good Christian
Louboutin soldier, huh?
580
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,670
Now, I want to be clear.
I want to be clear.
581
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:34,173
A man wearing lingerie
isn't a scandal.
582
00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,542
Right? It isn't a scandal
in any way.
583
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,210
Men can wear
whatever they want to wear.
584
00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:40,579
But this particular man--
he spends a lot of time
585
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:43,015
attacking other people
for how they dress,
586
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,084
how they identify,
and what their values are.
587
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:49,521
All I'm saying is, the next time
gender issues come up again,
588
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:52,357
this dude better not
get his panties in a bunch.
589
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:54,626
-That's all I'm saying,
you know? -(laughter)
590
00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,728
So that's what
Madison Cawthorn has been up to
591
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,964
for the past month.
592
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,632
Yeah. And nobody knows
593
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,367
if any of these scandals will
end up hurting Cawthorn
594
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:05,070
in the upcoming election,
but what we do know is,
595
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,738
his mom's definitely
going to need
596
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,674
to drop him off on Election Day.
597
00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:11,009
All right, stay tuned, because
we're going to be joined
598
00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:12,578
by Drive to Survive star,
599
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:16,782
Formula One superstar Daniel
Ricciardo right after this.
600
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,917
(applause and cheering)
601
00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:29,828
(cheering and applause)
602
00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:32,697
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight
603
00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:34,732
is Formula One driver
Daniel Ricciardo.
604
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,901
He's here to talk
about racing for McLaren
605
00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:39,337
at the upcoming
Miami Grand Prix.
606
00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:41,306
Please welcome Daniel Ricciardo!
607
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:43,441
-♪ ♪
-(cheering and applause)
608
00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:59,457
Daniel Ricciardo,
welcome back to The Daily Show.
609
00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:02,026
-Thanks. Been a while.
-(laughs)
610
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,661
You know,
this is how long it's been
611
00:26:03,761 --> 00:26:05,230
and how much has changed, but...
612
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:07,732
Are you...
Are you mesmerized by the...
613
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,868
-Yes. (chuckles)
-(cheering and applause)
614
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,872
It's-it's getting bigger.
615
00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:15,306
-Yeah, it's a nice feeling,
right? -Yeah.
616
00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:17,308
Yeah, it's cool. Thanks.
(chuckles)
617
00:26:17,408 --> 00:26:18,610
-(cheering and applause)
-Let's...
618
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,078
Let's talk
about a few things here.
619
00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,046
Let's talk about a few things.
Like, um, number one...
620
00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:24,382
Oh, wait, sorry. Let me...
Let me make you comfortable.
621
00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:27,018
I... This is the water,
but you don't need water. Here.
622
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,721
Sorry. I don't even know why
I didn't change this earlier.
623
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:32,257
-We can... We can do this. Here.
-(laughs)
624
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:33,725
Got you.
625
00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:35,794
Just make things a little
more comfortable for you.
626
00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:37,295
-(cheering and applause)
-You know?
627
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:39,030
So we can...
628
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,565
So we can...
You know what I mean?
629
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,467
Just make the interview
a little more comfortable.
630
00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:43,935
-You're very well-prepared.
-Well, we want...
631
00:26:44,035 --> 00:26:45,436
You know what I mean?
We want to make sure
632
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,038
everyone's drinking
what they normally drink.
633
00:26:47,071 --> 00:26:48,540
Um, here we go.
634
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,074
RICCIARDO:
Anyone who doesn't know is like,
635
00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:51,810
"What the hell
are they doing right now?"
636
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,444
So, so,
do you want to explain it?
637
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,113
Or I can. I can. Which...
What do you want?
638
00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,681
Go on. Go for it.
639
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:59,050
So, um, Daniel Ricciardo,
640
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:01,052
one of the best racing drivers
in the world,
641
00:27:01,085 --> 00:27:04,923
um, has a tradition, um,
where when he wins...
642
00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:06,291
Th-There's champagne.
643
00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:07,425
You've probably seen it
at the races.
644
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:08,460
And they pop the champagne.
645
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,961
But, um, this man--
646
00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:11,629
I guess maybe
'cause you're Australian--
647
00:27:11,729 --> 00:27:14,432
decided not to drink
the champagne out of the bottle
648
00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,167
but out of a shoe.
649
00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:17,535
-That's not...
-RICCIARDO: The shoe I race in
650
00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,404
-that's very sweaty.
-NOAH: Yes. Yeah.
651
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:21,272
-Yeah. -I mean, it's all
the flavor of the victory,
652
00:27:21,372 --> 00:27:22,941
-you know what I mean?
That's what they say. -It is.
653
00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:24,909
-The taste of victory. (laughs)
-Success.
654
00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:27,345
And, so, now it's
affectionately known as a shoey.
655
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:28,680
-So, uh, cheers, my friend.
Yeah. -Yeah.
656
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:32,183
I mean, I normally don't do this
unless I've won, but hey.
657
00:27:32,283 --> 00:27:33,451
You've won by being here,
658
00:27:33,551 --> 00:27:34,919
-you know what I mean?
-Yeah, let's do it.
659
00:27:35,019 --> 00:27:37,055
(cheering and applause)
660
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:39,891
NOAH:
Mmm.
661
00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:45,563
Oh, that's good. That's good.
662
00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:48,066
-That's good.
-Mmm.
663
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,068
-I-I just raced in those
this weekend. -Oh, good.
664
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:53,371
Yeah.
(laughs)
665
00:27:53,471 --> 00:27:54,639
Let's talk
about everything, man.
666
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:56,074
The first time
you were on the show,
667
00:27:56,174 --> 00:28:00,044
I had to explain to some people
what Formula One is,
668
00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:03,214
and now you are easily one
of the biggest stars in Amer...
669
00:28:03,314 --> 00:28:04,516
Like, can you walk
through the street
670
00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:06,050
-without people recognizing you?
-(glass clinks)
671
00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,919
Uh, watch the bottle.
672
00:28:08,052 --> 00:28:09,854
(laughter)
673
00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,590
Um... (chuckles)
it's-it's grown a lot.
674
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,793
Like, it-it really has, um...
675
00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:16,561
-I think, since, yeah,
Drive to Survive... -Yeah.
676
00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:20,098
...and that's-that's had,
uh, four seasons now?
677
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,566
-I think so.
-Three or four? Four, maybe?
678
00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,068
It's, uh... Yeah, every time
we get to the States,
679
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:26,237
it's getting more and more,
and people are...
680
00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:29,440
yeah, kind of spotting me
and saying "What's up?"
681
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,509
-and wishing me luck, so it's
cool. -People are wearing masks
682
00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,011
of your face. That's how pop--
683
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,612
Your-your smile is iconic.
684
00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,281
Your joy is iconic.
685
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,416
There are many people
who watch Drive to Survive,
686
00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:40,084
and they're just like,
"This is the most dramatic sport
687
00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,586
I've ever watched."
You guys, like--
688
00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:44,055
You try kill each other.
You crash into each other.
689
00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:46,558
-I'm not laughing. -Max
Verstappen famously... (laughs)
690
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:48,293
Max Verstappen famously
has said, "I don't want to be
691
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,930
"on the show, 'cause it makes
Formula One seem more dramatic
692
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,865
than it actually is."
Where do you stand?
693
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,634
Like, how much drama is
in the sport?
694
00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:58,503
There's certainly a lot
in the sport.
695
00:28:58,603 --> 00:29:00,038
-(chuckles) -And there's...
There-There's ri--
696
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,639
There are, you know,
true rivalries
697
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:03,475
and-and all that stuff. Um...
698
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,877
You know, so I think
with the-the show on Netflix,
699
00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:07,412
Drive to Survive, it's...
700
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:10,081
I would say they-they, like,
sprinkle a little bit on top.
701
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:13,117
-Uh-huh. -But it's already,
like, drama-filled.
702
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:14,452
But then they'll...
703
00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:16,187
they'll just nudge it along
and... (clicks tongue)
704
00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:18,056
little bit of "hey,
how are you" on top, you know?
705
00:29:18,122 --> 00:29:21,192
-(chuckles) -I want to know
how you stay being
706
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:22,660
one of the friendliest drivers,
707
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,162
not just, like,
smiling with the fans.
708
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,564
You know-- So, for instance,
you recently had a crash, right?
709
00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,099
-Mm. Yeah.
-With Carlos Sainz.
710
00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:30,101
But you went up to him
afterwards, you apologized.
711
00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:32,570
Do you-- do you think, like,
there's something in you
712
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,305
that makes you go,
"I know we're competing,
713
00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,040
but, you know,
we all want to get along"?
714
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,710
-What-what is that? -I hated
every second of the apology.
715
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,012
(laughing)
716
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:43,448
(clapping)
717
00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:44,916
It's...
(chuckles)
718
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:47,619
Yeah, again, I think probably
just with, like, experience
719
00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:50,488
and just being in it
for so long, like, I know...
720
00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:52,590
I have the,
I guess, maturity now
721
00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:55,293
-to know, like, how much
we all put into it. -Yeah.
722
00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:57,428
And as competitive as we are,
723
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,464
we all have something,
you know, strongly in common,
724
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:01,900
and there's only 20 of us
in the world that do it.
725
00:30:02,033 --> 00:30:04,202
There's only 20 F1 drivers,
so it's...
726
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:06,571
You know, you-you kind of
just respect everyone's journey.
727
00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:08,573
And so, like, the incident,
you know,
728
00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:10,275
like, if I hold myself
accountable for something,
729
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,343
then, yeah,
I feel like I want to,
730
00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:14,746
yeah, just apologize and, um...
731
00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:17,448
It's-it's nothing personal,
you know what I mean? So...
732
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:18,817
I don't think
everyone would do it,
733
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,885
but, for me, I just felt better
by doing it.
734
00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,387
-Yeah.
-So we kind of, like...
735
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,122
Clean-clean slate
for the next one.
736
00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:25,690
And I know
that when we come, like,
737
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:28,159
-alongside each other on track
next, like, there's no... -Yes.
738
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:30,028
-there's no intensity that's...
-Got it, got it, got it.
739
00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:31,830
There'll be an intensity
but nothing, um,
740
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:32,997
heightened, I guess.
741
00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:35,467
The next race is Miami,
742
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:36,901
for the first time ever,
743
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,671
which means
no one has raced on the track.
744
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:41,105
-Mm-hmm. -That's always strange
for drivers,
745
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,640
'cause you guys visualize
the track.
746
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:43,842
You remember what it was like.
747
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,543
You know the surface,
the whole--
748
00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:48,346
Like, how much harder is it
to race on a track
749
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:50,448
that you've never raced on than
one that you've been on before?
750
00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:51,783
Is it like-- Is-is it a big jump
751
00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,751
or is it-- you guys are like,
"Ah, no, whatever"?
752
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,087
-It's a challenge. Like, you...
-Yeah?
753
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,556
There's-there's some circuits
now that we know...
754
00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:00,525
l-literally,
I could drive it in my head.
755
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:01,826
And if you got,
like, a stopwatch,
756
00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:04,529
I would be able to visualize
within probably a second
757
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:06,331
-of what it is.
-And you hit the times?
758
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,932
-Close enough, yeah.
-Like, that, to me,
759
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,767
when I think, if you time me
going to the fridge
760
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,236
-to get ice cream...
-Yeah.
761
00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:13,037
In my head, I can do it.
I can go, "All right."
762
00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,305
Then I'm getting up,
going to the couch,
763
00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:15,840
uh-huh, go to the fridge,
764
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,408
act like I'm going to get
the baby carrots. Then I don't.
765
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,110
Close the thing,
get the thing, the ice cream.
766
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,045
And then I'm like, "Ah, ah."
Then I'm embarrassed.
767
00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:22,480
Then I take more.
Then I'm ashamed.
768
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:24,048
-Then I'm like, "I may as well
finish it." -That was...
769
00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:26,151
Then, ah, put it back. Then
I'm like, "It's not finished."
770
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:27,552
Then I have that. Then I'm like,
"Is there another one?"
771
00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:29,220
Then I go, "No, two.
Enough's enough."
772
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,788
Self-control. Close the fridge.
773
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,991
-That's pretty much me
visualizing... -That was good.
774
00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:35,093
-That was good. -It's pretty
much... I know what you mean.
775
00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:37,028
-It's, like, uh, you know?
-(applause)
776
00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:38,463
-You visualize.
-That was...
777
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:39,864
But you can't...
you can't do that in Miam...
778
00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:41,199
Are you even going to be able
to concentrate in Miami?
779
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:42,734
-Miami's a party.
-Yeah.
780
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:45,503
It's a full-on, non-stop party.
781
00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:47,372
-Mm-hmm. -And you guys
are going to be all...
782
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:51,142
Yeah, it's-it's... No,
I don't want to say it's tough.
783
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,511
But for sure, um,
when you... when you compete
784
00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:55,013
-in, like, a big city...
-Yeah.
785
00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:57,482
'Cause some circuits are in
the middle of nowhere, you know.
786
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,185
'Um, 'cause you need a lot
of space to build a circuit.
787
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:01,653
-Right.
-So some are out in...
788
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,154
kind of like in fields
somewhere.
789
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:06,024
Um, but, you know,
Miami's going to be...
790
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,892
-It's going to be around
Hard Rock Stadium... -Right.
791
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:09,294
-I believe it's called.
-Yeah.
792
00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:11,329
And, uh, yeah,
it's going to be nuts.
793
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,598
But, um, so we'll do...
There's, like, simulators.
794
00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:15,633
-Uh-huh.
-So each team has a simulator.
795
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,869
Um, like, a very high-tech,
sophisticated one.
796
00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:22,207
So I was on that on Tuesday
and trying to just learn
797
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:24,342
at least where the track is
and how it goes.
798
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,412
But it's really into when
you get on track and practice.
799
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,714
That's where it's time
to learn it as quick as you can.
800
00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:32,250
And getting to a new circuit,
you kind of...
801
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,719
gives you a chance to maybe
catch on to something
802
00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:36,087
a little quicker
than someone else.
803
00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:38,857
So it can maybe, like,
create a bigger separation
804
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,258
for the ones that, like, click
805
00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:41,693
and maybe the ones
that struggle a bit more.
806
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,995
Before I let you go,
when you look forward to races,
807
00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:45,997
what are the ones where
you think, "Man, I cannot wait
808
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,699
to get back on that racetrack"?
809
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,234
And you can't say Australia.
That's obviously number one.
810
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:50,602
-Yes, so...
-So, that's home.
811
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:53,138
-Yeah.
-Pick another one. -(laughter)
812
00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:57,709
Uh, and I'm not just saying this
'cause we're on American soil,
813
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,612
-but Austin. Like, I get
so excited for Austin. -Really?
814
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,147
-Yeah.
-Why?
815
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:06,117
Uh, I swear I have some,
like, some DNA,
816
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:09,120
like, Texan DNA in me
or something. I don't know.
817
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,122
-(laughter, applause)
-I love it.
818
00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:14,125
Oh, man! Dude, thank you so much
for being on the show again.
819
00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:17,262
-Cheers. Thank you. -Good
luck for the rest of the season.
820
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:19,597
Enjoy it. Be sure
to watch Daniel compete
821
00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:21,666
in the Formula One Miami
Grand Prix on May 8.
822
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:23,234
We're gonna take a quick break,
823
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,637
but we'll be right back
after this.
824
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:28,006
-Thank you, dude, for real.
-(cheers and applause)
825
00:33:33,444 --> 00:33:34,711
-(cheers and applause) -Well,
that's our show for tonight,
826
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,680
but before we go,
I just wanted to remind you
827
00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:38,916
that nearly 4,000 homes
have been destroyed,
828
00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:42,019
and more than 40,000 people
have been displaced
829
00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:44,521
by the floods and mudslides
in South Africa.
830
00:33:44,621 --> 00:33:46,824
Now, Gift of the Givers
is a South African-based
831
00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:48,725
disaster relief organization
on the ground
832
00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:50,561
helping those who have been
affected by the floods.
833
00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:52,663
So, if you can help them
in their work
834
00:33:52,763 --> 00:33:55,933
to act fast and save lives, then
please donate at the link below.
835
00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:58,035
Until tomorrow,
stay safe out there.
836
00:33:58,135 --> 00:34:04,074
And remember: if you see fruit
anywhere, run.
837
00:34:04,174 --> 00:34:06,510
Now here it is--
Your Moment of Zen.
838
00:34:06,610 --> 00:34:09,179
♪ ♪
839
00:34:09,279 --> 00:34:12,249
Did you listen to the McCarthy
audio that was released?
840
00:34:12,349 --> 00:34:14,952
-Sure I did. -And what was
your response as an American?
841
00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:16,487
-(air whipping)
-My response that, well, that...
842
00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:17,955
that it was edited.
843
00:34:18,055 --> 00:34:20,624
You see,
I know the art of editing.
844
00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:22,059
-So I don't... I...
-You think he didn't say that?
845
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:25,696
I'm not sure. I'm not sure
in what context.
846
00:34:25,796 --> 00:34:28,632
But what I'm saying to you is
that it's not a matter of trying
847
00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:31,401
to find out it happened,
or what he said.
848
00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:33,003
-It's the whole story.
-Right.
849
00:34:33,103 --> 00:34:35,105
Don't you guys see it,
what you guys are doing?
850
00:34:35,205 --> 00:34:36,473
We asked the Dems
the same question.
851
00:34:36,573 --> 00:34:38,809
You know, it's, like,
history will judge
852
00:34:38,909 --> 00:34:41,879
the news organizations
100 years from now,
853
00:34:42,012 --> 00:34:44,114
and we'll say,
"We're not doing our job."
854
00:34:44,214 --> 00:34:45,616
I'm not saying to cover this.
855
00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:47,885
-I'm saying to cover everything.
-Have you talked...?