1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,102 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:03,770 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:07,407 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,109 Tonight, 5 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,578 who leaked? 6 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,181 Blue states' abortion bans. 7 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,917 And Alexis McGill Johnson. 8 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,721 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,856 (cheering and applause) 10 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,938 What's going on, everybody. Welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,740 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,608 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,844 Thank you for being here, everybody. 14 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:45,245 Oh, man. 15 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,347 Take a seat. Take a seat. Let's get into it. 16 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:50,117 Take a seat. We got a jam-packed show for you tonight. 17 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,785 We're gonna be looking at all the fallout 18 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,154 from yesterday's big news about Roe v. Wade. 19 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:55,889 Dulcé Sloan is also here with the lottery. 20 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,358 Michael Kosta is gonna find out if people read the news. 21 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:01,828 And our guest is the president and CEO of Planned Parenthood. 22 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,230 So, let's do this, people. 23 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,933 Let's jump straight into the big news of the day. 24 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,068 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 25 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,343 All right. With the Supreme Court 26 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:19,446 now seemingly on the brink of striking down Roe v. Wade, 27 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:21,348 many people are horrified. 28 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,383 Not that women in half the country 29 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:25,085 would lose their rights over their own body 30 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:27,487 but rather that this information got leaked. 31 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,089 Which is weird. It's like running around 32 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:30,591 the deck of the Titanic, trying to find out 33 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:31,792 who yelled, "We're sinking!" 34 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,660 instead of focusing on the iceberg. 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,096 Now, Chief Justice John Roberts 36 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,098 has announced an immediate investigation 37 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,100 to identify the leaker. 38 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,736 But cable news doesn't have time to wait around, 39 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,106 so everyone knows who really did it. 40 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:49,543 Who did it? That's the question everyone is asking today. 41 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,144 Who's behind the leak? 42 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:54,781 Was it a clerk? Was it somebody at the copy machine? 43 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,584 -Who done it? -Some left-wing law clerk 44 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,953 angry at the direction the court is going. 45 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:03,190 I think this was leaked by a liberal law clerk 46 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:07,160 who is trying to change the outcome of the case. 47 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,695 A lot of people are saying this may have leaked 48 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,397 from a Justice Sotomayor clerk. 49 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,966 If it was a conservative, it might be someone who wants 50 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,235 to keep all the five judges that are on the side 51 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,371 of Alito's opinion in their box there. 52 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,073 Yes, it was a left-wing antifa law clerk 53 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,308 trying to sabotage the court. 54 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,710 Or it was a right-wing MAGA head 55 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,379 trying to lock the decision in place. 56 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,748 Or maybe it was the butler. 57 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,683 It's always the butler. 58 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,285 (laughter) 59 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:32,886 But while everyone on regular cable channels 60 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,322 was playing the least horny version of Knives Out, 61 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:39,159 Newsmax had already cracked the case. 62 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,361 (whispers): It was the Black woman. 63 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,097 I find it suspect that the first leak 64 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,366 coming out of the Supreme Court in history 65 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:50,137 comes shortly after Judge Jackson is confirmed. 66 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:53,373 She would be my first suspect when it comes to the leak. 67 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,443 And my first suspect for asshole is you. 68 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,111 Is you. 69 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,948 Bravo, Detective. Bravo. 70 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,082 (cheering and applause) 71 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,383 Look at you, 72 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,485 using the tried and true investigative technique 73 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,087 of "the Black person did it." 74 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,355 (chuckles) 75 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:10,357 And, you know, everyone has theories. 76 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:11,792 Right? Everyone has theories. 77 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,461 For all we know, it could have been an accident, right? 78 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:17,064 Th-There are many times that I've gotten drunk 79 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,967 and sent something that should have stayed in drafts, but... 80 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,401 I mean, I guess that doesn't make sense 81 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:22,803 for the Supreme Court, 'cause, like, 82 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,538 who would have gotten drunk at the Supreme Court? 83 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,740 -You know, it's, uh... -I still like beer. 84 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,510 My man. 85 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:33,080 -Look, whoever did it, though... -(cheering and applause) 86 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,815 Whoever did it, though, 87 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,984 I'm not surprised it happened. 88 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,920 In fact, I can't believe that this didn't happen earlier. 89 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,722 I mean, have you seen the security 90 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,423 they have at the Supreme Court? It sucks. 91 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,392 The guard outside is literally wearing a blindfold. 92 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,261 It's not gonna help anybody. 93 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:50,697 And, so, I do get why they're trying to find this leaker. 94 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,567 You know, you don't want this to turn into a trend, all right? 95 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,968 They leak now. They're gonna leak in the future. 96 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,436 It's leaks all the way going forward. 97 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,305 I mean, look. Look at what happened in the world of comedy. 98 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,073 Yeah, one stand-up gets slapped. 99 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:03,777 Now Dave Chappelle's getting tackled onstage. 100 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,112 Shit. 101 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,414 I had to get a pair of nunchucks just in case. 102 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,483 (laughter and applause) 103 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,817 Try that shit with me. 104 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,219 That's right. 105 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:15,122 Pop out... Pop out now. 106 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:16,723 Pop out now. I'm-a show you. 107 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,091 What? What? 108 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:20,093 Knock myself out before you get to me. 109 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,196 (laughter) 110 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:25,065 Now, while the Supreme Court 111 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,967 is trying to figure out who the snitch is, 112 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,436 the rest of the country is trying to figure out 113 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:32,940 what women will be allowed to do with their own bodies. 114 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,541 And while everyone knew 115 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,109 that women in red states were in trouble, 116 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:39,213 it turns out, thanks to some lazy lawmaking, 117 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,648 there are also two blue states 118 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:45,219 where women might lose the right to choose. 119 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,155 NEWSMAN: If the Supreme Court does strike down Roe v. Wade 120 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,390 later this spring, all eyes in Wisconsin 121 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,093 would then turn to a 170-year-old law 122 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,928 that's still on the books. 123 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:58,899 Wisconsin still has a ban on abortion in place from 1849. 124 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:02,035 It outlaws all abortions except for cases 125 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,037 where a mother's life is at risk. 126 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,440 CHRIS HAYES: In Michigan, the law was passed in 1931, 127 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,642 and it bans abortion unless done to save the life of the person 128 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:12,813 who is pregnant and contains no exception for rape or incest. 129 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,314 The ban never had to be repealed 130 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,316 because Roe had made it obsolete, 131 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,552 but it is still state law, still on the books. 132 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,153 This is so ridiculous. 133 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:21,688 If Roe v. Wade goes away, 134 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,091 Michigan and Wisconsin are gonna start using laws 135 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:28,362 from 1931 and 1849? 136 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:31,198 Do you understand how crazy-- Think about how many laws, 137 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:33,166 like, are from back then, huh? 138 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,102 How many laws are we using from back then? 139 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,537 Think about the laws that were even around. 140 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,105 Half of them are about how much corn 141 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,908 you can legally hide in your top hat. 142 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:42,943 Those are the abortion laws 143 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,845 that are about to come back into effect? 144 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,881 Guys, unused laws shouldn't be a thing that come back. 145 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,883 It-it should be-- They should have, like, an expiration date. 146 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,852 Or, at the very least, states should smell them 147 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,254 every now and again to make sure that they haven't gone bad. 148 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,657 Now, you might be thinking, you might be thinking, 149 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,792 "Well, aren't Michigan and Wisconsin pro-choice?" 150 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,194 Yeah, they are. Big-time. 151 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:02,029 More than 60% of Wisconsin voters 152 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:05,632 and at least 70% in Michigan support legal abortion. 153 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:10,204 But their state legislatures are controlled by Republicans. 154 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:12,105 Yeah. So you best believe 155 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,308 you're more likely to see Fashion Nova at the Met Gala 156 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,243 than these Republicans repeal those laws. 157 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:17,544 And so, once again, 158 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,413 the job of protecting Americans 159 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:23,350 falls to the only people who actually care about them-- 160 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,818 corporations. 161 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,653 As women fight for abortion rights, 162 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,922 Amazon says they'll help their employees access 163 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,357 the health care they want. 164 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:31,959 The company announced on Monday 165 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,195 that it will pay for abortions for employees who need them. 166 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,897 They'll give up to $4,000 a year 167 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,333 to workers who need to travel to other states 168 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,667 to seek medical care. 169 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,569 Other companies like Apple, Citigroup, 170 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:46,306 Levi's and Yelp have made similar promises to employees. 171 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,076 Wow. That's a big deal. 172 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:52,846 Yeah. Companies like Apple, Citigroup, and even Amazon 173 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:56,517 are promising to help their employees travel to other states 174 00:06:56,617 --> 00:07:00,053 if they need to get abortions, which is amazing. 175 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,456 That's really amazing. Usually you only see that kind of offer 176 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,392 when a member of Congress gets his mistress pregnant. 177 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,594 Really powerful. 178 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,030 And considering the political climate right now, 179 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,698 any company wading into controversial 180 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:15,335 culture war issues, like, they could face serious backlash. 181 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,105 I mean, pro-lifers could start a boycott against Amazon 182 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,207 that could last minutes. 183 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:24,278 Before they get tempted by a deal on a knockoff Roomba. 184 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,813 And, you know, to be honest, I'm actually surprised 185 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,049 that Amazon is doing this. Yeah. 186 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,418 'Cause it's wild. They'll let employees go to a blue state 187 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:32,853 before they'll let them use the bathroom. 188 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,521 I mean, that's pretty wild. 189 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,423 But, but they deserve the praise. 190 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,659 In fact, I propose a toast. 191 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:39,927 Let's all raise 192 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,930 a Gatorade bottle of pee in Amazon's honor. 193 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,164 Hear, hear. 194 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,265 -Mm. -(groaning) 195 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,600 (groans loudly) 196 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,068 Ugh, I thought it was piss. It's Gatorade. 197 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,871 -(groans) -(laughter, applause) 198 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,073 You guys mixed it the wrong way. 199 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,378 So, those are the latest updates 200 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,147 on the fallout of the Roe v. Wade leak 201 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,315 from the Supreme Court. 202 00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:03,383 And while we don't know where this will end, 203 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,887 we do know it's definitely reignited a conversation 204 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:11,825 about how society treats women's reproductive rights. 205 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,627 Because, you know, what I find interesting is, 206 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,128 if you go online 207 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,664 or if you watch conservative-conservative news, 208 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,399 right, you're bi-- you're bound to find, 209 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,201 like, tons of people saying 210 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,603 that the reason they're against abortion, 211 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,672 the reason, is because they don't want to interfere 212 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:27,674 with what God has decided. 213 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:28,909 If you got pregnant, 214 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,744 it's because God wanted you to be pregnant. 215 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,046 And if you can't have kids, that's God's plan, too, 216 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,048 which I understand as an argument. 217 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,049 I really do. 218 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,218 However, I find it interesting 219 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,887 that these same people never use that argument 220 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,288 -when it comes to men. -WOMAN: Mm! 221 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,056 -Yeah, because if you watch... -(applause) 222 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,659 If you watch Fox News 223 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,961 or any of these channels, 224 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,298 they've got ads for erectile dysfunction pills. 225 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,499 Right? Yeah. 226 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,835 How come they never say, "Oh, you can't get it up? 227 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,770 Well, that's God's will." 228 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,739 (cheering and applause) 229 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,541 "I'm sorry." 230 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,077 "Your penis doesn't work anymore? 231 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:05,546 That's what the Lord wanted." 232 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,548 They never say that. They never say-- 233 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,484 Medicine is always encouraged to do whatever it can 234 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,654 to augment men's sexual health however it can. 235 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,489 And if you wo-- if you want to see, 236 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,257 if you want to see just how far medicine 237 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,259 is willing to go for men, 238 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:23,297 look no further than this story from the U.K., 239 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,633 where doctors helped a man grow a penis 240 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,335 -on his arm. -(gasping) 241 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,771 NEWSWOMAN: A British man who lost his penis to an infection 242 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,640 has finally had a new one surgically attached 243 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,610 after six years of growing it on his arm. 244 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,046 Doctors even designed a hand pump 245 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,915 that can inflate the penis and produce an erection. 246 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,851 47-year-old Malcolm MacDonald 247 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,153 is the subject of a new documentary called 248 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,889 The Man with a Penis on His Arm. 249 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,524 According to the Daily Mail, 250 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,327 viewers were stunned watching the program last night, 251 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,195 in which Malcolm described the penis 252 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,531 falling out of his sleeve while shopping 253 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,900 and even hitting his loved ones in the face 254 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,268 while he hugged them. 255 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:07,341 Yeah, this man lost his penis. 256 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:10,511 And instead of accepting it, doctors figured out a way 257 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:14,815 to grow him a new one on his arm. 258 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:18,118 And as hard as it was for him to live like this, 259 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,988 I'm glad that medicine has come so far 260 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,956 that we're basically doing something 261 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,958 that's from the future. 262 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:29,530 Meanwhile, we want women to live back in 1849, huh? 263 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,164 And by the way, can I also just say 264 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:33,033 how much I appreciate the title of that documentary? 265 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,668 The Man With a Penis on His Arm. 266 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,838 No. It's simple, it's clear, it's direct. 267 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,339 Yeah, if I see that scrolling on Netflix, 268 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,642 I know exactly what I'm getting. 269 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,977 I know exactly what it is. 270 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,513 (applause) 271 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,215 Unlike Tiger King. 272 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,317 I thought it was the sequel to Lion King starring tigers. 273 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,853 It turns out the real star was meth. 274 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,221 But you see, there's a reason 275 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,689 I'm bringing up this story today. 276 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,291 Right? It's not just for the incredible dick jokes 277 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:58,892 I could make, no. 278 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,861 Like, obviously, getting an abortion 279 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,163 and getting an arm penis aren't the same thing, 280 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,599 but I do find it emblematic of how differently 281 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,068 men and women's reproductive health is treated. 282 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,437 Women across America will soon lose autonomy 283 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,439 over their own bodies. 284 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,974 And many people are fine with it. 285 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,077 You even see people on TV downplaying the situation. 286 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,413 "So you'll have to carry a baby for nine months 287 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,982 "against your will and then let it destroy your body, 288 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,517 "and maybe you're not ready for this in life, 289 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:25,085 "or maybe you can't afford it. It's fine. 290 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,521 You can just give it up for adoption after. It's fine." 291 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,923 Meanwhile, a guy loses his dick, 292 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,092 and it's like Liam Neeson is on the case. 293 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,094 I don't care how long it takes. 294 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,462 I don't care what medical innovations 295 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,797 we have to come up with. 296 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,465 We will get your penis back. 297 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,167 Just think about that. 298 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,535 All right, that's it for the headlines. 299 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,136 Let's move on to something that everyone loves. 300 00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:44,938 It's time to check in on today's lottery numbers 301 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,108 -with Dulcé Sloan, everybody. -(applause and cheering) 302 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,776 Hi there. 303 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,479 -Hello! -I'm excited. 304 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,147 Oh, I'm excited. 305 00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:56,450 -Money, money, money, money, money, money. -I'm so excited. 306 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,952 Uh, uh, ah, ah, ah, ah. 307 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,054 What's happening, Dulcé? What's going on? 308 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,656 How are you doing today? How you doing? 309 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,258 Listen, I am doing absolutely great. 310 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,560 You know, blessed and highly favored. 311 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:09,596 Um, but before we get to the lottery, 312 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:13,433 can we talk about Ketanji Brown Jackson, please? 313 00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:14,801 Oh, you mean the Newsmax story 314 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,336 where they said they suspect her? 315 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,272 Well, absolutely, 'cause it's like, 316 00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:21,508 everybody knows you don't do dirt when you first start a job. 317 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,510 (laughter) 318 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,779 Like when you first start working with somewhere, 319 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:29,082 -that's not when you steal. -(laughter) -Huh. 320 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,517 Otherwise, I would have walked out of here 321 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,954 with seven desktop computers. 322 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,089 No, you start stealing when you about to quit, 323 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,226 like that Stephen Breyer dude, you know, the other white, 324 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:43,530 other white... the white man, uh, of a hundred of 'em. 325 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:47,668 He's on his way out. He the one that leaked it. 326 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:51,238 When you quit, that's when you start stealing. 327 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,407 Everybody knows that! 328 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,409 (applause and cheering) 329 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:58,245 It's an interesting theory. 330 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:01,215 Listen, I'll give you a prime example, okay? 331 00:13:01,315 --> 00:13:04,751 I used to work for a power company who cannot be named. 332 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,420 And when I was getting ready to quick, 333 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,288 everybody who called me whose lights wasn't on, 334 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,824 I just turned their lights back on. 335 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,293 (applause and cheering) 336 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,429 That-that seems... 337 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,465 Now, listen, is it a felony? 338 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,467 -Maybe. -(laughter) 339 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,903 But am I a good person? Absolutely. 340 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,706 -(applause and cheering) -I'm glad you didn't name them. 341 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,174 I'm glad you didn't name them. All right, well, 342 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,309 -let's-let's do it. Let's get into this lotto. -Okay. 343 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,245 -Let's get into this lotto! -Oh, man, this is exciting. 344 00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:32,779 -All right. -Hey! 345 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,181 Lotto, lotto. 346 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,718 -Lotto, lotto. Ah, ah, ah, ah! -(audience chanting) 347 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,586 -All right. -All right. 348 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,321 B6. 349 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,823 What? No. 350 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,825 No, no. No. Wait. 351 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:48,128 Dulcé, no, no, no. That's-that's bingo. 352 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,831 I sent you an email saying we're doing lotto, and... 353 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,267 Yo, man, the last time you had me doing this, 354 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,235 the balls didn't have no numbers. 355 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,404 I brought you letters and numbers. Come on, baby! 356 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,240 No, but I sent you an email saying it needs to be numbers, 357 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,508 but, like, it needs to still be lottery. 358 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,877 We talked about this. 359 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,747 You think I'm reading whole emails? 360 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,482 Did you put it in the subject line? 361 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,184 I can't put it all in the subject line. 362 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:13,253 Then you didn't want me to know the information. 363 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,255 So, if you don't read the emails, what do you read? 364 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,291 Listen, if it's not on Instagram, 365 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:19,493 -I don't know what's happening. -What do you mean? 366 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,495 I told you the lotto. I even told you about the news. 367 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:22,963 I put the news in the email. 368 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,199 Listen, I get all my news from this show, 369 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,501 so I don't know what you're talking about. 370 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,970 Oh, boy. 371 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,139 A-All right. Um... 372 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,608 Okay, let's-let's-let's see what the next one is, then. 373 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,077 ♪ Number lotto, yeah! ♪ 374 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,682 I... Is that a line? I-21. 375 00:14:41,782 --> 00:14:43,450 (laughter, whooping) 376 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,686 This-this doesn't, this doesn't help us. 377 00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:49,756 -Okay, I-21... -Wait, hold on. Let me... 378 00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:52,359 I'm-I'm... (laughs) I'm sorry. Um... 379 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,862 Did you say a man 380 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:58,098 had a penis on his arm? 381 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,368 Yeah, th-they grew a penis for him on his arm. 382 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,171 Okay, what, um... (sighs) 383 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,774 But that's the penis he chose? 384 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,042 Like, if they give you a-- 385 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,045 Like, if they finna grow you a new one... 386 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,680 -on your forearm... -Yeah? 387 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,816 Shouldn't it be, like, down to his fingertips? 388 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:25,058 I-I think it's weird to be worried about the size. 389 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,628 Like, I think if you don't have a penis, 390 00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,630 and then someone offers you a penis, I think you should just 391 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,732 -take what you can get. -(laughs) 392 00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,700 Listen, there are many times in my life 393 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,469 when I haven't had a penis. 394 00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:40,407 And I promise you, I didn't settle for any one 395 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,808 that just came along. You understand? 396 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:51,485 You got to have standards, Trevor. Okay? 397 00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:54,321 -You got to love yourself! AUDIENCE: Yeah! 398 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,722 -I-I-I... -Thank you so much. Now, listen, 399 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,457 that's all for me. Uh, you got... 400 00:15:57,558 --> 00:15:58,859 Whoa, whoa, what do you mean, it's all for you? You didn't... 401 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,861 -you didn't give us the numbers. -I'm, I'm so sorry. 402 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:04,031 I got distracted by the penis, I forgot about the balls. 403 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,767 Dulcé Sloan, everybody. 404 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,302 All right, don't go away. 405 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,703 Cause we're still gonna be joined by the president 406 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,105 of Planned Parenthood. You don't want to miss it. 407 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,807 So I don't get any of the numbers? 408 00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:17,477 (cheers and applause) 409 00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,850 NARRATOR (posh British accent): And here, we can see 410 00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:27,054 the Chapelle, prowling the Hollywood stage. 411 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:31,692 Unaware of a predator in the audience. 412 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:35,963 Waiting to pounce. Waiting for his moment. 413 00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:39,299 It happens in an instant. 414 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,768 CHAPPELLE: Make some noise for hip-hop history. 415 00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:43,370 NARRATOR: The attack is swift. 416 00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:50,210 The Chappelle is down, and the audience member has him, 417 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:54,448 but, unfortunately, it looks like his attack has failed. 418 00:16:54,548 --> 00:16:57,084 The Chappelle is back on its feet 419 00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,787 and the audience member turns and runs, 420 00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:05,392 as the hunter has become the hunted. 421 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:09,129 The Chappelle's security pursue the person, 422 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,398 and now all hell breaks loose. 423 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,433 CHAPPELLE: Where did that (bleep) Come from? 424 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:16,036 NARRATOR: Chappelle turns, 425 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,206 looks to make sure he is unscathed, 426 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,875 and prepares his own attack. 427 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,711 CHAPPELLE: I am going to kill that (bleep). 428 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,882 NARRATOR: The audience member has (bleep) around, 429 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,319 and he has also found out. 430 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,856 This is the circle of life. 431 00:17:38,909 --> 00:17:40,944 (cheering and applause) 432 00:17:46,349 --> 00:17:48,385 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 433 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,487 Here at the show, we pay a lot of attention 434 00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:52,055 to what's going on in the news. 435 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,225 But how much are the people outside our studio 436 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,460 following along? 437 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,595 Well, we sent Michael Kosta to find out 438 00:17:58,695 --> 00:18:00,864 for another edition of Fill Me In. 439 00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:02,265 Welcome to Fill Me In, 440 00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:06,136 the game where we put their words into your mouth. 441 00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,238 Ugh, that sounded kind of gross. 442 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,373 ♪ ♪ 443 00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:13,543 Okay, welcome to Fill Me In. 444 00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:16,680 This is a game where you fill in the... 445 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:17,981 Gaps. 446 00:18:18,081 --> 00:18:19,716 "Gaps." Give me another answer. 447 00:18:19,816 --> 00:18:22,419 A game where you fill in the... 448 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,587 Answers. (chuckles) 449 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,255 "Answers." Another answer. 450 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,191 A game where you fill in the... 451 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,093 Missing links. 452 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,795 -Blanks. You fill in the blanks. -Blanks. 453 00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:33,930 -Do we know who this is? -ALL: No. 454 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,633 All right. Republican... Duh. 455 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,902 -Who looks at this and says "Democrat"? -Yeah. 456 00:18:39,002 --> 00:18:42,806 -Yeah. -Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn. 457 00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:44,307 -Oh, I've heard of him. -You probably... 458 00:18:44,407 --> 00:18:47,010 You probably read his stuff on the blogs you read, huh, Mom? 459 00:18:47,077 --> 00:18:50,013 -(chuckles) -Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn 460 00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:52,382 recently said, 461 00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:56,019 "The Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt 462 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:57,554 "and is incredibly evil 463 00:18:57,654 --> 00:19:00,423 and has been pushing" blank. 464 00:19:00,524 --> 00:19:02,459 A false narrative? 465 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,594 No, a false narrative is what Russia's been pushing 466 00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:06,696 and Madison Cawthorn here. 467 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,466 Before you guess, it's not cocaine and orgies, 468 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:12,469 but it is similar because it's also something he made up. 469 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,237 Chicken Kiev? 470 00:19:14,337 --> 00:19:16,273 This is something that Madison 471 00:19:16,373 --> 00:19:19,042 and his fellow Republicans find terrifying 472 00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:22,846 but Democrats describe as just being nice to people. 473 00:19:24,114 --> 00:19:26,349 You do know a lot about American stuff. 474 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,553 It rhymes with "broke." 475 00:19:29,653 --> 00:19:31,087 Smoke. 476 00:19:31,188 --> 00:19:33,323 I'm not sleeping. I'm... 477 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,226 -Woke. Wokeness. -Woke. 478 00:19:36,326 --> 00:19:38,094 -Uh, woke ideology. -Woke. 479 00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:39,429 Woke ideology. 480 00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:40,564 How'd you know that? 481 00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:42,299 -Wow. -Do you believe that Ukraine 482 00:19:42,399 --> 00:19:45,001 -is pushing this woke ideology? -Not so much. 483 00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:46,570 They're pretty busy with the war. 484 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:48,305 -Huh. -And staying alive. 485 00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:50,106 -Woke ideology. Of course. -Woke ideology. Perfect! 486 00:19:50,207 --> 00:19:52,442 You know, woke ideology, like, uh, what the... 487 00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:55,112 those leftists believe that Russia shouldn't be invading 488 00:19:55,212 --> 00:19:56,780 a sovereign country. 489 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,715 So politically correct. 490 00:19:58,815 --> 00:20:00,684 -♪ ♪ -Ugh, politicians. 491 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,320 For this next round, let's hear it from the real heroes-- 492 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,754 movie stars. 493 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,657 Reese Witherspoon recently tweeted... 494 00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:11,495 Let's learn together. 495 00:20:11,595 --> 00:20:12,696 The president? 496 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,064 What's something that, if I said it to you, 497 00:20:14,164 --> 00:20:15,799 you would go, "Ugh"? 498 00:20:15,899 --> 00:20:17,033 Traveling the world? 499 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,668 Traveling the world is interesting. 500 00:20:18,768 --> 00:20:20,604 What's something you want to hear less about? 501 00:20:20,704 --> 00:20:22,239 Going gluten-free? 502 00:20:22,339 --> 00:20:25,709 Here's a hint. It's something that no one actually needs 503 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,612 -but everyone's talking about. -Okay. 504 00:20:28,712 --> 00:20:30,313 And it's not TikTok. 505 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,382 Uh, critical race theory. 506 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,518 -CRT. -'Kay. 507 00:20:34,618 --> 00:20:36,419 It's actually another acronym. 508 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,155 -PBS. -I'm at a party. 509 00:20:38,255 --> 00:20:39,356 I'm trying to, like, hit on you. 510 00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:40,757 I got a bunch of money and I'm like, 511 00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:42,993 "Yo, you should really be getting into..." 512 00:20:43,026 --> 00:20:46,196 -Money art thing. The art... -Money. Keep... 513 00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:49,166 Yes. (laughs) 514 00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,801 -It's the money what thing? -The-the art. 515 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,569 Like when-- It's, like, the... 516 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,038 -the digital... -Digital money art thing. 517 00:20:55,138 --> 00:20:57,340 Yes. I am completely drawing a blank. 518 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,842 -My anxiety... -Name a letter! 519 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,111 See, I'm thinking "NGO," and I don't think that's it either. 520 00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:03,079 Kind of sounds like a K-pop band. 521 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,748 (laughs) 522 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,016 -You into K-pop? -I'm totally... 523 00:21:06,116 --> 00:21:07,717 No. I'm old. 524 00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:09,586 The answer... 525 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,321 is NFTs. 526 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,592 It's too bad you didn't get that, 527 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:16,927 because the prize for getting it 528 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,862 would have been an NFT of a monkey 529 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,697 that would have had you set for life. 530 00:21:20,797 --> 00:21:23,333 We live in a very dumb, dumb, dumb world, huh? 531 00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:25,469 -♪ ♪ -No love for NFTs, 532 00:21:25,569 --> 00:21:27,804 the Beanie Babies of the 2020s. 533 00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:30,073 Time to bring it home in our bonus round, 534 00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:32,809 Guess the Speaker. 535 00:21:32,909 --> 00:21:34,811 Who said... 536 00:21:37,447 --> 00:21:41,284 ...when then President Trump asked him what he should do 537 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,752 about North Korea? 538 00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:44,354 Who said that? 539 00:21:44,454 --> 00:21:46,256 -Pence? -Mike Pence? 540 00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:49,092 -Mike Pence. -You are giving Donald Trump 541 00:21:49,192 --> 00:21:50,861 way too much respect 542 00:21:50,994 --> 00:21:53,396 to think that he would ask an actual politician 543 00:21:53,497 --> 00:21:55,065 a policy question. 544 00:21:55,165 --> 00:21:56,366 Think much less qualified. 545 00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:57,834 Can I have hints, please? 546 00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:02,706 He introduces himself like this. "My name is Blank!" Blank. 547 00:22:02,806 --> 00:22:04,641 -RuPaul. -RuPaul actually is qualified 548 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,042 -to handle North Korea. -Okay. 549 00:22:06,143 --> 00:22:07,477 Have you seen Drag Race? 550 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,713 Breaking up arguments, dealing with egos, 551 00:22:09,813 --> 00:22:11,548 disappointment, success. 552 00:22:11,648 --> 00:22:12,649 No. 553 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,018 Think of the least qualified person 554 00:22:15,051 --> 00:22:17,220 that could answer a question about North Korea. 555 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,258 A person who said to Trump "I'm not qualified to answer that." 556 00:22:21,358 --> 00:22:23,627 -Kid Rock. -Well guess what. 557 00:22:25,395 --> 00:22:29,332 -It's Kid Rock! Holy shit! -No way. 558 00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:31,835 ♪ My name is Kid, bow, chicka, bucka, bow, bow. ♪ 559 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:35,138 (speaking): ♪ Balls in your mouth, balls in your mouth. ♪ 560 00:22:35,238 --> 00:22:37,974 "Balls in Your Mouth." 561 00:22:38,074 --> 00:22:39,976 That's one of his songs. I don't just scream that. 562 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,845 (applause and cheering) 563 00:22:41,978 --> 00:22:43,380 Thank you so much, Michael Kosta. 564 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,282 All right, when we come back, Alexis McGill Johnson, 565 00:22:45,382 --> 00:22:46,850 the president of Planned Parenthood 566 00:22:46,983 --> 00:22:49,453 is joining me on the show, so don't go away. 567 00:22:49,553 --> 00:22:51,588 (applause and cheering) 568 00:23:04,114 --> 00:23:06,149 (cheering and applause) 569 00:23:09,319 --> 00:23:11,688 Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight 570 00:23:11,788 --> 00:23:15,058 is the president and CEO of Planned Parenthood. 571 00:23:15,158 --> 00:23:17,527 She's here to talk about the fight for Roe v. Wade 572 00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:19,996 and protecting women's right to choose. 573 00:23:20,096 --> 00:23:22,499 Please welcome Alexis McGill Johnson. 574 00:23:22,599 --> 00:23:24,634 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 575 00:23:30,106 --> 00:23:31,574 Welcome. 576 00:23:31,675 --> 00:23:34,044 -Welcome. -Okay. (chuckles) 577 00:23:35,879 --> 00:23:37,213 Thank you. 578 00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:43,953 Welcome to The Daily Show. 579 00:23:44,054 --> 00:23:45,355 Thank you so much for having me. 580 00:23:45,455 --> 00:23:47,290 What a time to have you on. 581 00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:50,627 Um, everybody in the country has been shell-shocked 582 00:23:50,727 --> 00:23:53,463 by what is not an official decision 583 00:23:53,563 --> 00:23:57,067 but, unfortunately, looks like a looming one nonetheless. 584 00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:59,903 As the president of Planned Parenthood, 585 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:02,305 I know many people are turning to you to say... 586 00:24:02,405 --> 00:24:04,207 What does this mean? 587 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,043 -What does it actually mean on the ground? -Right. 588 00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:09,245 So, right now, it is still a draft opinion. 589 00:24:09,346 --> 00:24:11,881 Uh, on the ground, abortion is still legal. 590 00:24:11,982 --> 00:24:13,516 Uh, and I think that's really important, 591 00:24:13,616 --> 00:24:15,085 because there are people waking up every day 592 00:24:15,218 --> 00:24:17,554 who are going to, uh, health centers 593 00:24:17,654 --> 00:24:18,989 to get access to care. 594 00:24:19,089 --> 00:24:21,091 And there are already enough restrictions out there. 595 00:24:21,224 --> 00:24:24,294 Uh, so we have to remember that this is, uh, a moment 596 00:24:24,394 --> 00:24:26,896 where the final decision isn't in. 597 00:24:26,997 --> 00:24:29,366 What we saw on the ground, as well, yesterday 598 00:24:29,466 --> 00:24:32,602 was, uh, an intense set of-of demonstrations 599 00:24:32,702 --> 00:24:35,238 of the rage that people have been experiencing 600 00:24:35,338 --> 00:24:38,274 over and over again, uh, and the frustration 601 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:40,543 with seeing their rights being chipped away. 602 00:24:40,643 --> 00:24:41,778 When you... When you look at that 603 00:24:41,878 --> 00:24:43,446 and you look at that fight, do you... 604 00:24:43,546 --> 00:24:45,915 do you ever think that we could do a better job 605 00:24:46,016 --> 00:24:47,817 of maintaining a consistency 606 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:49,552 in these fights for people's liberties 607 00:24:49,653 --> 00:24:51,621 as opposed to having it be an on-off switch? 608 00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:53,890 Because, you know, I know people have made record donations. 609 00:24:53,990 --> 00:24:56,259 I-I know there are people out protesting, et cetera. 610 00:24:56,326 --> 00:24:58,328 But if you look at conservatives on their side, 611 00:24:58,428 --> 00:25:00,664 it seems like they've been slowly chipping away. 612 00:25:00,764 --> 00:25:03,299 They slowly chip away. They plan way in advance. 613 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,402 They think of which judges to get into which positions, 614 00:25:05,502 --> 00:25:07,570 and now it looks like they're going to reap 615 00:25:07,671 --> 00:25:09,606 -the fruit of their, you know, of their labor. -Yeah. 616 00:25:09,706 --> 00:25:11,374 I'd love to know what you think, 617 00:25:11,474 --> 00:25:13,410 like, people who believe that women should have the right 618 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,778 to choose what they do with their own bodies, 619 00:25:14,878 --> 00:25:16,413 what they should be doing constantly 620 00:25:16,513 --> 00:25:17,681 as opposed to intermittently. 621 00:25:17,781 --> 00:25:19,082 Well, I think you're absolutely right 622 00:25:19,215 --> 00:25:22,218 to locate it, like, in what the long game is, right? 623 00:25:22,252 --> 00:25:24,321 That the-the opposition has spent, 624 00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:26,456 um, 50 years fighting this 625 00:25:26,556 --> 00:25:29,225 but the last 12 years in particular weaponizing. 626 00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:31,294 Gerrymandering, um, in states. 627 00:25:31,394 --> 00:25:33,763 Uh, focusing on-on justices 628 00:25:33,863 --> 00:25:35,365 all the way up to the Supreme Court. 629 00:25:35,465 --> 00:25:38,635 And at every turn, they have tried to, essentially, 630 00:25:38,735 --> 00:25:42,005 take more power in order to take more rights away. 631 00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,707 -Mm-hmm. -And it is not just access to abortion 632 00:25:43,807 --> 00:25:45,141 that they're coming for, right? 633 00:25:45,241 --> 00:25:47,410 We heard them openly talk about access to contraception, 634 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:49,746 marriage equality, interracial marriage. 635 00:25:49,846 --> 00:25:52,148 All the things of how we identify ourselves 636 00:25:52,248 --> 00:25:53,550 and our bodies, um, 637 00:25:53,650 --> 00:25:56,019 is exactly what the long game and the strategy is. 638 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,922 So our long game has to be just as relentless, right? 639 00:25:59,022 --> 00:26:00,290 It has to be just as strategic. 640 00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:02,292 It is not just about being in the streets. 641 00:26:02,392 --> 00:26:03,960 It is about capturing that rage 642 00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:07,197 and-and turning it into, uh, into the midterms. 643 00:26:07,297 --> 00:26:09,099 You know, 2022. 644 00:26:09,199 --> 00:26:10,967 -Right. -We've got to make sure that we're turning people out, 645 00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:12,535 and we also have to think about, you know, 646 00:26:12,635 --> 00:26:14,471 the fact that they have kicked us out of the Constitution. 647 00:26:14,571 --> 00:26:17,073 Right? If-if Roe v. Wade is overturned, 648 00:26:17,207 --> 00:26:19,209 they're essentially saying, "You are not equal. 649 00:26:19,275 --> 00:26:20,577 You cannot control your body." 650 00:26:20,677 --> 00:26:22,245 And, so, if anybody kicks you out of the Constitution, 651 00:26:22,345 --> 00:26:23,446 you got to think about how you're gonna 652 00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:24,914 get yourself back in. 653 00:26:25,015 --> 00:26:27,717 -(cheering and applause) -When you, um... 654 00:26:30,787 --> 00:26:32,389 You know, when you think about this fight, 655 00:26:32,489 --> 00:26:34,024 I think, a lot of the time, people think 656 00:26:34,124 --> 00:26:36,860 about what they can do to stop the other side 657 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,395 or what they can do to fight back 658 00:26:38,495 --> 00:26:40,730 at-at what's happening. 659 00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:42,966 (stammers) I think-- There's one thing that I found 660 00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:44,434 really interesting in particular 661 00:26:44,534 --> 00:26:47,237 between how many conservatives or Republicans think 662 00:26:47,337 --> 00:26:49,072 and then how many Democrats or liberals think 663 00:26:49,239 --> 00:26:52,008 and that is Republicans hold their own accountable 664 00:26:52,108 --> 00:26:53,376 -in an interesting way. -Mm-hmm. 665 00:26:53,476 --> 00:26:55,145 You know, so they go, "Either you're doing this 666 00:26:55,245 --> 00:26:56,246 or you're out of the party." 667 00:26:56,346 --> 00:26:57,781 -Yeah. -And we've seen Trump do that, 668 00:26:57,881 --> 00:27:00,250 -you know, without fail. -Consistently. 669 00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:02,252 Is there something that people could be doing 670 00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:04,087 to put pressure on the Democrats, to say, 671 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:06,723 "Hey, when we have voted you in, 672 00:27:06,823 --> 00:27:10,260 we need you to solidify what we voted you in to do"? 673 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,529 Yes. Absolutely. Look, there is a bill right now 674 00:27:12,629 --> 00:27:14,030 called the Women's Health Protection Act. 675 00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:15,865 Uh, Leader Schumer has, uh... 676 00:27:15,965 --> 00:27:20,103 will take it up next week again with the, uh, Senate to vote on. 677 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,905 And what the Women's Health Protection Act does 678 00:27:22,005 --> 00:27:23,239 is it codifies Roe. 679 00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:25,775 It's the federal legislation that protects this right, 680 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,777 uh, in-into law. 681 00:27:27,877 --> 00:27:30,213 And, you know, getting people on record, right? 682 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,882 We don't have-- Unfortunately, we need to reform the filibuster 683 00:27:32,983 --> 00:27:34,117 -in order to get it passed. -Mm-hmm. 684 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:35,385 Uh, but, at the same time, 685 00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:37,721 we are gonna be able to get people on record, 686 00:27:37,821 --> 00:27:39,589 hold them to account, to your point. 687 00:27:39,689 --> 00:27:41,124 And that's our message. Right? 688 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,526 The reason you can't have what you want, even though we have-- 689 00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:46,329 80% of people believe that Roe should be the law of the land, 690 00:27:46,429 --> 00:27:48,298 the reason you can't have the things that you want 691 00:27:48,398 --> 00:27:50,233 is because, you know, essentially, 692 00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:52,235 these states have, um, you know-- 693 00:27:52,335 --> 00:27:53,970 You have got a vocal minority of people 694 00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:55,705 -who control the levers of power. -Right. 695 00:27:55,805 --> 00:27:58,541 And the only way to change that is through direct democracy. 696 00:27:58,641 --> 00:28:01,244 So we got to fight to get ourselves back into democracy. 697 00:28:01,311 --> 00:28:02,679 We also have to fight to get ourselves back 698 00:28:02,779 --> 00:28:04,881 in the Constitution, and this legislation can help us do that. 699 00:28:04,981 --> 00:28:06,549 Let's talk about this legislation for a moment. 700 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:09,319 Y-You know, I always get frustrated and confused 701 00:28:09,419 --> 00:28:12,789 by why legislation in America has so many things added in. 702 00:28:12,889 --> 00:28:14,024 It's like a bundle. You know? 703 00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:16,626 Because even this Women's Health Protection Act, 704 00:28:16,726 --> 00:28:18,862 you know, I love the idea of codifying Roe v. Wade. 705 00:28:18,962 --> 00:28:20,296 You go, like, "Let's get women their rights." 706 00:28:20,397 --> 00:28:23,266 But then it adds in a few other things that people can use 707 00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:24,601 as an excuse to fight against. 708 00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:26,569 You know, like, it affects, like, waiting rooms. 709 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:28,071 And correct me anywhere I'm wrong. It's like it affects 710 00:28:28,204 --> 00:28:29,773 doctors in this way and affects a little thing on this side 711 00:28:29,873 --> 00:28:30,974 and a little thing on that side. 712 00:28:31,074 --> 00:28:32,776 D-Do you sometimes not worry 713 00:28:32,876 --> 00:28:34,878 that when you create, you know, a law, 714 00:28:34,978 --> 00:28:36,746 when you-- when you help lawmakers to-to try 715 00:28:36,846 --> 00:28:38,081 and think of these things, 716 00:28:38,214 --> 00:28:40,417 it-it gives people an out, where they can say, 717 00:28:40,517 --> 00:28:42,218 "Oh, I didn't vote for that because of this, 718 00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:43,787 "not because I want women to have a choice, 719 00:28:43,887 --> 00:28:45,555 "but I didn't like what it did to doctors 720 00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:48,825 or their waiting rooms" or all these other ancillary issues 721 00:28:48,925 --> 00:28:50,360 that are gonna affect people? 722 00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:53,229 Yeah. So, here-here's the state of play right now, right? 723 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:55,332 We have Roe is the law of the land, 724 00:28:55,432 --> 00:28:58,134 -uh, technically until the-the full decision comes down. -Okay. 725 00:28:58,234 --> 00:28:59,969 And even with Roe being the law of the land, 726 00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:02,505 even with it being enshrined in the Constitution, 727 00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:06,309 states have put restrictions in over and over again, right? 728 00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:08,044 We've got a six-week ban in Texas 729 00:29:08,178 --> 00:29:09,379 -that comes with a bounty hunter provision. -Yes. Yes. 730 00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:12,048 We got a 15-week ban in Florida and Arizona. 731 00:29:12,182 --> 00:29:14,818 We've had laws about, you know, whether or not someone, 732 00:29:14,918 --> 00:29:17,988 um, will need to see the same doctor within a 72-hour period. 733 00:29:18,088 --> 00:29:20,090 -Mm-hmm. -The laws are all about shaming people. 734 00:29:20,190 --> 00:29:21,758 They're about shaming providers. They're about shaming 735 00:29:21,858 --> 00:29:23,793 the patients about the decisions that they want to make 736 00:29:23,893 --> 00:29:25,028 -about their own bodies. -Mm-hmm. 737 00:29:25,195 --> 00:29:27,263 What the Women's Health Protection Act does 738 00:29:27,364 --> 00:29:30,734 is it actually says all of these laws that are getting in the way 739 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:32,869 of people being able to access the right, 740 00:29:32,969 --> 00:29:35,205 -their federal right, is, um... -Right, right. 741 00:29:35,238 --> 00:29:37,707 ...those are laws that are-- that would be banned. 742 00:29:37,807 --> 00:29:39,275 And that's what's important, right? 743 00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:42,645 The fact that-that, even though we have the right right now, 744 00:29:42,746 --> 00:29:45,048 -access itself is so limited. -Mm. 745 00:29:45,215 --> 00:29:47,884 Um, and so that's why we're seeing the outrage right now, 746 00:29:47,984 --> 00:29:50,620 because it has been not only this chipping away of rights 747 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,689 but also a chipping away of access. 748 00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:54,924 Uh, Roe is just, you know, the floor, right? 749 00:29:55,025 --> 00:29:56,526 As my reproductive justice colleagues would say, 750 00:29:56,626 --> 00:29:58,028 -you know? -Wow. 751 00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:00,730 When you look at branding, you know, there's no denying 752 00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:03,767 that any political messaging, any messaging 753 00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:06,036 that's trying to mobilize society has to think 754 00:30:06,169 --> 00:30:07,637 about how it's branded. 755 00:30:07,737 --> 00:30:10,407 When you look at how people approve of, 756 00:30:10,507 --> 00:30:12,609 or what, you know, the polling suggests 757 00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:14,577 about people's support of abortion 758 00:30:14,678 --> 00:30:16,179 throughout the United States, I have noticed 759 00:30:16,212 --> 00:30:18,214 an interesting trend, and that is, it dramatically changes 760 00:30:18,315 --> 00:30:19,983 -depending on how the question is asked. -Correct. 761 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,785 And it changes depending on where you say 762 00:30:21,885 --> 00:30:23,620 the abortion happens or how, so, I think, 763 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,456 you know, the overwhelming majority of people will say, 764 00:30:26,556 --> 00:30:28,825 they are pro, um, a woman having the right to choose, 765 00:30:28,925 --> 00:30:30,193 but in the first trimester. 766 00:30:30,293 --> 00:30:32,295 And then, second trimester, it almost becomes 767 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:34,097 even maybe flips the other way, and then, you know, 768 00:30:34,197 --> 00:30:35,899 third trimester, it completely flips. 769 00:30:35,999 --> 00:30:39,202 Do you ever worry that maybe Planned Parenthood 770 00:30:39,269 --> 00:30:41,371 and organizations like yours that are fighting 771 00:30:41,471 --> 00:30:43,373 for women's right to choose, do you ever worry 772 00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:46,109 that you may be losing the entire war 773 00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:47,444 because you're not willing to concede 774 00:30:47,544 --> 00:30:49,379 on some of the battles, or do you feel like 775 00:30:49,479 --> 00:30:51,114 you have to go for all of them at once, 776 00:30:51,214 --> 00:30:52,649 even if you risk losing everything? 777 00:30:52,749 --> 00:30:55,819 You know, look, Trevor, no pregnancy, 778 00:30:55,919 --> 00:30:57,854 no two pregnancies ended the same way, right? 779 00:30:57,954 --> 00:31:01,624 I mean, it is the reality that people will make decisions 780 00:31:01,725 --> 00:31:03,426 about their pregnancies, whether or not to continue them, 781 00:31:03,526 --> 00:31:05,562 or to terminate them based on the circumstances 782 00:31:05,662 --> 00:31:07,163 -in their own lives. -Right. 783 00:31:07,263 --> 00:31:09,699 And that is the thing that we really need to understand here. 784 00:31:09,799 --> 00:31:12,168 You know, getting, parsing out weeks in gestation-- 785 00:31:12,202 --> 00:31:13,636 that is what the opposition has done. 786 00:31:13,737 --> 00:31:17,273 They try to create these wedges around understanding 787 00:31:17,374 --> 00:31:20,243 what most people want is to not have a politician 788 00:31:20,343 --> 00:31:21,945 in their decision, right? 789 00:31:22,045 --> 00:31:24,047 As, uh, you know? 790 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,549 -(applause) -Right? 791 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:28,385 You don't want 'em. 792 00:31:28,485 --> 00:31:29,986 You don't want 'em in your exam room. 793 00:31:30,086 --> 00:31:31,221 You don't want 'em in the conversation 794 00:31:31,321 --> 00:31:32,789 with you and your doctor. You don't want 'em 795 00:31:32,889 --> 00:31:34,891 in the conversation with you and your partner, with your pastor. 796 00:31:34,991 --> 00:31:36,426 And at the end of the day, like, that, to me, 797 00:31:36,526 --> 00:31:38,361 -is most the most important, you know, message... -Mm-hmm. 798 00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:39,963 that we need to be sending to people. 799 00:31:40,063 --> 00:31:42,565 The reason why it also needs to be a private decision is 800 00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:44,300 because it's only your business, and so... 801 00:31:44,401 --> 00:31:46,603 -(audience voicing assent) -Right? 802 00:31:46,703 --> 00:31:49,205 -(applause and cheering) -That's it. 803 00:31:51,641 --> 00:31:53,076 Where to from here? 804 00:31:53,209 --> 00:31:55,745 So again, we are... Uh, we'll be standing 805 00:31:55,845 --> 00:31:58,315 with the Senate next week when they take up this vote 806 00:31:58,415 --> 00:32:01,985 to support all of those folks who support access 807 00:32:02,085 --> 00:32:04,154 to abortion, codifying Roe. 808 00:32:04,254 --> 00:32:07,757 We will be channeling all of the rage through 2022. 809 00:32:07,857 --> 00:32:10,694 And then, like I said, you know, we have a long game 810 00:32:10,794 --> 00:32:13,530 that we need to play around what it really means 811 00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:17,267 to have, you know, this federal protection 812 00:32:17,367 --> 00:32:19,269 enshrined in the constitution. 813 00:32:19,369 --> 00:32:20,704 And I think that's really important 814 00:32:20,804 --> 00:32:23,206 because I think a lot about the fact that, you know, 815 00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:25,308 what it means to be a leader at the time, 816 00:32:25,408 --> 00:32:26,910 you know, um, at the end of Roe, 817 00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:29,546 -as the leader of a reproductive rights organization. -Mm. 818 00:32:29,646 --> 00:32:32,182 And I think the question we have to ask ourselves now is, 819 00:32:32,282 --> 00:32:35,018 who are we going to be when we are no longer defending Roe? 820 00:32:35,185 --> 00:32:36,519 How are we gonna reimagine 821 00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:38,722 and create an affirmative vision, right? 822 00:32:38,822 --> 00:32:40,557 Without stigma, the kind of provision 823 00:32:40,657 --> 00:32:42,092 that everyone should be able to have, 824 00:32:42,192 --> 00:32:44,461 the kind of health care they need to have in their own state. 825 00:32:44,561 --> 00:32:46,830 Not getting in a car, driving a thousand miles, 826 00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:48,565 putting your kids in the car, and just to get, 827 00:32:48,665 --> 00:32:50,200 you know, access to basic health care. 828 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,801 You deserve it in the state that you live, 829 00:32:51,901 --> 00:32:54,604 regardless of your race, your class, your ability to pay. 830 00:32:54,704 --> 00:32:56,272 All of those things are really important, 831 00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:57,741 and that's what Planned Parenthood stands for. 832 00:32:57,841 --> 00:32:59,509 That's what all the leaders in the movement stand for. 833 00:32:59,609 --> 00:33:01,311 And we'll be offering that affirmative vision, as well. 834 00:33:01,411 --> 00:33:03,647 -Thank you so much for joining us on the show. -Thank you. 835 00:33:03,747 --> 00:33:05,015 Appreciate your time. 836 00:33:05,115 --> 00:33:09,686 To find a Bans Off Our Bodies rally near you 837 00:33:09,786 --> 00:33:12,822 on May 14, go to BansOff.org. 838 00:33:12,922 --> 00:33:14,024 All right, we're gonna take a quick break, 839 00:33:14,124 --> 00:33:15,458 but we'll be right back after this. 840 00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:18,561 -(applause and cheering) -Thanks for coming. 841 00:33:24,867 --> 00:33:26,769 Well, that's our show for tonight, 842 00:33:26,869 --> 00:33:30,506 but before we go, please consider supporting 843 00:33:30,606 --> 00:33:32,642 the National Network of Abortion Funds. 844 00:33:32,742 --> 00:33:35,044 They're a grassroots organization on the ground 845 00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:37,313 building power to remove financial, logistical, 846 00:33:37,413 --> 00:33:40,116 cultural and political barriers to abortion. 847 00:33:40,216 --> 00:33:43,319 They form a network of over 70 grassroots organizations, 848 00:33:43,419 --> 00:33:46,188 and they recognize the power of local activists 849 00:33:46,289 --> 00:33:47,690 knowing what their communities need. 850 00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:49,825 Right now, abortion is still legal in all 50 states. 851 00:33:49,925 --> 00:33:52,928 So if you can help them, please donate at the link below. 852 00:33:53,029 --> 00:33:55,598 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there and remember. 853 00:33:55,698 --> 00:33:58,467 If you have a penis growing out of your arm, 854 00:33:58,567 --> 00:34:00,636 maybe just do fist bumps. 855 00:34:00,736 --> 00:34:03,639 Now here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 856 00:34:03,739 --> 00:34:06,909 ♪ ♪ 857 00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:10,246 May the 4th be with you. It is Star Wars Day, 858 00:34:10,346 --> 00:34:12,214 and that means it is time, Jen, 859 00:34:12,315 --> 00:34:14,850 -to get out those lightsabers. -Right. 860 00:34:14,951 --> 00:34:16,719 -Ooh! I'm so, uh... Today. 861 00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:17,720 -Pew, pew, pew, pew! -May. 862 00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:18,754 Listen, we... 863 00:34:18,854 --> 00:34:20,189 Oh, she even does the spin. 864 00:34:20,289 --> 00:34:21,857 Carly, you're not my mother. 865 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:23,926 Do we just, like, lightsaber each other? 866 00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:27,196 I mean... I guess we could. 867 00:34:27,296 --> 00:34:29,432 -There you go. Oh, yours is... -Ugh. Ugh. Get the hair! 868 00:34:29,532 --> 00:34:31,400 -(trilling) Okay. -That's a... that's a Wookie, man. 869 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,401 (trilling) 870 00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:33,836 It's like... (trilling) 871 00:34:33,903 --> 00:34:34,837 (both trilling) 872 00:34:34,904 --> 00:34:37,239 -(trilling) -(laughing) 873 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:40,242 (speaking gibberish)