1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,102 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:03,770 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:07,407 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,109 Tonight, 5 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,578 Why we're sending nudes to space, 6 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,181 The history of Black jockeys. 7 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,917 And Alex Burns and Jonathan Martin. 8 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,721 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,856 (cheering and applause) 10 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,844 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,180 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,681 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,783 Thank you for being here! Thank you so much. 14 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,052 Take a seat, everybody. Take a seat. Let's get into it. 15 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:55,355 Let's get into it. We have got a great show for you tonight. 16 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,991 Roy Wood Jr. is going to explore the secret Black history 17 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:01,195 of the Kentucky Derby. Madison Cawthorn is back in the news 18 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:04,665 with another scandal, and our guests are the New York Times 19 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,134 reporters who got the Kevin McCarthy tapes 20 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,503 where he's trashing Trump about January 6th. 21 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:10,971 So, let's do this, people. 22 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,207 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 23 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:16,076 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:25,853 All right, let's kick things off with inflation. 25 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,888 As you know, all across the world, 26 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,957 prices have been skyrocketing. 27 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,227 And it's all thanks to the pandemic, supply chain issues, 28 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,597 and a Russian man who clearly wasn't hugged enough as a child. 29 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,233 And because of that, everything costs more. 30 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:43,337 Groceries, gas, blackmail. It's terrible. Everything. 31 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,272 And every government around the world is trying to 32 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,708 figure out how to bring inflation down, 33 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,511 which is why now the Federal Reserve is stepping in with 34 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:54,448 a major move that America hasn't seen in decades. 35 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,617 ANCHOR: On Wednesday, the Federal Reserve raised 36 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,919 the interest rate by half a percentage point-- 37 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:01,522 the biggest hike in 22 years. 38 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,191 The increase makes borrowing money more expensive, 39 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:07,895 from new mortgages, to auto loans, to credit cards rates. 40 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,564 It's designed to cool down consumer demand, 41 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,967 and curb inflation, now at a 40-year high. 42 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,636 ANCHOR 2: And Fed Chairman Jerome Powell, saying the 43 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,671 aggressive move-- They're saying it can be done without 44 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,106 risking a recession. 45 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,608 So, there's a path to that. Now, I would say I think 46 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:25,445 we have a good chance to-to have a soft-- or soft-ish 47 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,447 landing, or outcome, if you will. 48 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:31,084 Okay, I felt confident in him until he said... 49 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,587 a soft-ish landing. 50 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:37,157 Soft, I like. Softish-- Any time you have to add "ish" 51 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,927 to something, I don't feel reassured anymore. 52 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,796 "Yeah, this roller coaster is safe-ish." 53 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,332 "These clams are fresh-ish." 54 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,167 "Yeah, baby, we're monogam-ish." 55 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:50,704 You know how this is going to end. 56 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:54,208 But basically, basically, here's how it all works, right? 57 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,310 The Fed raises interest rates, 58 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,213 which means the cost of borrowing money goes up, which 59 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,748 means that people and businesses will spend less money, 60 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,151 which then makes prices start to come down. 61 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,453 And it works because higher interest rates affect 62 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,555 so many things in your life. It makes a mortgage more expensive, 63 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,624 it makes car loans more expensive, it makes 64 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,326 paying off your credit card more expensive. 65 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,127 Even makes buying Twitter more expensive. 66 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,630 That's why Elon has to go halfsies with Saudi Arabia, now. 67 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,065 The trick-- 68 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,601 The trick, as Jerome Powell was alluding to, is that 69 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,971 you have to bring spending down, but not too much too fast. 70 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,906 Yeah. You got to do it just right, 71 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,842 or the economy could crash and you end up in a recession. 72 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,978 So it's a delicate balance. You know? 73 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,846 Think of it, um-- You know what? Think of it-- 74 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,349 Think of the economy like a house party, all right? 75 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,150 Yeah, you-you want it to be banging, you know what I mean? 76 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,952 You want it to be banging, but you don't want it to get 77 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,088 out of control, because no one can get a drink, 78 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,856 everyone's punching and fighting over what's left-- 79 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,324 It's chaos, basically! It's chaos. 80 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,326 So, raising the interest rates is like trying to 81 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:47,694 calm the party down. Right? 82 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,097 But if you're too extreme and call the cops, 83 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,099 or if you just, like, turn on the lights and now everyone sees 84 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,334 who they were dancing with, 85 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,236 now the party ends. The whole thing shuts down. 86 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:58,572 That's a recession of a party. So what the Federal Reserve 87 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,108 is trying to do is change the players just enough 88 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,877 so people stay, but that also make sure that nobody's 89 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,179 dancing on the table. Does that make sense? 90 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,513 You understand what we're doing, yeah? Yeah. 91 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:09,349 So it is tricky. It is tricky. 92 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,651 But they have to try 93 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,786 because if they don't do something, 94 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:16,857 a dollar will get you less and less every day, 95 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,092 which is gonna suck for everyone. 96 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:22,429 Especially for the dollar. 97 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:23,830 (laughter) 98 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,133 "Man, this sucks! 99 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:29,503 "Back in the day, people used to use me for everything. 100 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,972 "You could buy a horse with me. You could buy a windmill. 101 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,473 "Hell, they bought Alaska with me, 102 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:34,908 and they got change." 103 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,143 (laughter and applause) 104 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,178 "But look at me now. Thanks to inflation, 105 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,381 "I'm just a glorified bookmark covered in fecal matter. 106 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:44,418 "People don't even want to snort cocaine with me anymore. 107 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,386 "Now they only talk about Benjamin. 108 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:49,323 "That loser wasn't even president. 109 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,425 "The only things I have left in my life now 110 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,260 "are dollar stores and strip clubs, 111 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,661 "and I swear to God, if strippers 112 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,631 start taking Bitcoin, I'm-a kill myself." 113 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,566 (laughter and applause) 114 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,835 The dollar's very angry. 115 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,837 (cheering and applause) 116 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,806 All right. 117 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,407 All right, let's move on... 118 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,775 let's move on to a politician 119 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,078 who will presumably never be on money, 120 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:14,414 Madison Cawthorn, North Carolina congressman 121 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,917 and villain on every CW show. 122 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,786 Five weeks ago, Madison Cawthorn claimed 123 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:22,890 that his Republican colleagues were doing cocaine 124 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,725 and having giant orgies, 125 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,095 which he was deeply disgusted by. 126 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,430 Yeah. Because, you see, he's a true Christian 127 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:34,134 who stands for traditional conservative values. 128 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,170 Yeah. So, that's what he said about his colleagues, 129 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:38,105 and clearly, he pissed somebody off, 130 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,174 because since he made that accusation, 131 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:42,743 week after week, 132 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,778 people have been leaking things 133 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,881 that seem to be exposing him as a fraud. 134 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,850 Yeah. The scandals have included everything 135 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,285 from pictures in lingerie 136 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,453 to allegations of insider trading 137 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,990 and a campaign aide with their hand on his crotch. 138 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,825 And now, in the words 139 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,861 of the esteemed political analyst DJ Khaled, 140 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,496 another one. 141 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,331 This is a completely shocking video 142 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:06,033 appearing to show the congressman 143 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,902 completely naked in this video. 144 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,804 NEWSWOMAN: It reportedly shows him acting crass, 145 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,606 I guess could you say, with a friend 146 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:13,807 in a, uh, bedroom 147 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,843 while not wearing any clothing at all. 148 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,312 Now, notably, this is put out by an opposition group. 149 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,280 This is a group that's working actively 150 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,049 to try to defeat the congressman 151 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,218 in the upcoming Republican primary. 152 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:26,186 But the congressman, he admitted 153 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,356 that it is, indeed, him in the video. 154 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,458 Yeah. 155 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,928 Someone released a video of Madison Cawthorn 156 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,064 from a few years ago before he was in Congress, 157 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:40,901 naked, basically pretending to hump his friend's face. 158 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,270 And believe me, I wish there was another way 159 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,838 to say that, but there is not. 160 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,473 (laughter and applause) 161 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,275 That's the story. 162 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:51,845 And you got to admit, man, 163 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,881 these people are coming for Madison Cawthorn. 164 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,215 You know, in fact, 165 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,150 the way they're coming for Madison Cawthorn, 166 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,719 I'm starting to think 167 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,889 maybe those cocaine orgies were real, you know? 168 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,291 He said too much. 169 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:07,761 So, for the 50th time, Congressman Madison Cawthorn 170 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,597 was forced to release a statement explaining 171 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:14,701 why this isn't as bad as it seems. 172 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,837 You are witnessing one of the first examples 173 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,640 of a politician who grew up with a cell phone in their hand 174 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,042 with the ability to take photos, videos, 175 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:25,479 and have others use that content as a way to hurt you. 176 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:27,581 Most of my colleagues in Congress right now 177 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,049 would not be serving in Washington 178 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,717 if they grew up within a single mile 179 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,286 of a cell phone growing up. 180 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:33,587 Okay, before we address the statement, 181 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,355 can anyone explain to me why the American flag 182 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,456 is in that video? 183 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:37,891 (laughter) 184 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,360 That flag wasn't humping anybody. 185 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,362 Why are you dragging the flag into this bullshit, 186 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,697 Madison, huh? 187 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,332 You can even see the flag behind him like, 188 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,434 "Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 189 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:49,336 I wasn't there." 190 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,471 (cheering and applause) 191 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,776 Now, as for the point 192 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,078 the young congressman was making, 193 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,781 as much as I do not like him, 194 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,716 I have to agree. 195 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,184 Since the beginning of time, 196 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,053 people have had the ability to insulate 197 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,522 what they do in private from what they do in public. 198 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,924 But now we have a whole generation 199 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,093 who's growing up documenting 200 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,896 every single dumb thing they do 201 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,498 or say or hump. 202 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:22,035 And-and honestly, unless they're breaking the law, 203 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,403 we're gonna have to figure out 204 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,138 how to deal with this in society. 205 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,640 Right? Because thanks to phones, 206 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,643 everyone's friends have dirt on them. 207 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,378 Yeah, honestly. Everyone. Everyone. 208 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,413 In fact, if your friends don't have any dirt on you 209 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:34,615 that could someday ruin your career, 210 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:35,949 then-- I'm sorry-- you're not friends. 211 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,618 You're just acquaintances, okay? 212 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,086 Understand that now. 213 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,654 (laughter and applause) 214 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,856 And, so, I agree. I honestly agree. 215 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,359 You know? This is just part of the product of the times. 216 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:46,527 Yeah, what he was doing was extreme, 217 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,061 but this is part of the times. 218 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,930 Like, if previous generations of politicians 219 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,765 had the same technology as we do now, 220 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,201 we might have seen really embarrassing selfies 221 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,803 of Abe Lincoln, you know? 222 00:08:56,904 --> 00:09:00,040 Yeah, and can you imagine young Mitch McConnell with an iPhone? 223 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,241 (groaning) 224 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,577 I mean, even if there was nothing scandalous, 225 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,579 we'd still have to see him trying to look cool 226 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,748 every single day on TikTok. 227 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,216 -♪ ♪ -See him there, trying to... 228 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,218 (laughter, applause) 229 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,353 ♪ ♪ 230 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,459 Yeah, he-he's looked like that since he was 14. 231 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,395 That's just his face. 232 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,764 That would've gone viral, by the way. 233 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,366 All right, let's move on to a story about space, 234 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,869 Jeff Bezos' vacation home. 235 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,037 For decades, 236 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,305 humans have been trying 237 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:34,441 to not only find other planets for us to destroy 238 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:38,045 but also intelligent life for us to colonize. 239 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,213 And we've tried everything. 240 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:41,248 You know? We've sent out deep space probes. 241 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,116 We sent out radio waves. 242 00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:45,118 Uh, in the '50s, we sent, like, 243 00:09:45,219 --> 00:09:47,321 a bunch of dogs and monkeys for some reason. 244 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:50,224 But now, after decades of no luck, 245 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:53,560 NASA has decided to take things up a notch. 246 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,930 NEWSMAN: NASA scientists plan to send pictures of naked humans 247 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,133 into space, hoping to catch the attention of aliens. 248 00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:03,604 Nudes will come with an invitation to respond. 249 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,273 Pictures aren't graphic. Just a drawing of a naked man 250 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:09,142 and a woman next to a picture of DNA. 251 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:11,111 NASA revealed this as part of a project 252 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,646 called Beacon in the Galaxy 253 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:16,817 to send a message to any alien civilizations. 254 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,452 Okay. 255 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,155 First things first, 256 00:10:22,256 --> 00:10:25,225 they've got to hire more women over at NASA, because... 257 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,561 only dudes would think the best way to introduce yourself 258 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,930 is with unsolicited nudes. "Hey, aliens! 259 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,632 You up there?" 260 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,567 (cheering and applause) 261 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,269 What are we doing? 262 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,605 Those aliens are gonna be really upset 263 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:39,740 that they turned on their AirDrop 264 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,575 for everyone in the galaxy. 265 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,945 But, also, but, also, but, also, 266 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,614 if you are going to send nudes, 267 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,883 why would you send these nudes? 268 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,786 Let me tell you something, man, if I was an alien, 269 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:56,123 no way in hell I'm coming to this planet. 270 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,592 Like, if someone sent me these nudes and they said, 271 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,628 "Hey, you up?" I would be like, "I am so far from up. 272 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:05,065 I'm in a coma. I will never be up again." 273 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,466 I mean, look at this thing. 274 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,135 Feels like you're sexting with an Atari. 275 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,770 what is that? Huh? 276 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:13,207 The woman doesn't even have a nose. Look at that shit. 277 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:15,609 Think about what we're saying. 278 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,678 Either this planet has zero technology, 279 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,213 because this is how they draw themselves, 280 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:21,081 or this is how they actually look. 281 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,517 Either way, I'm not coming. I'm not coming. 282 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:24,818 That's a terrible thing to send. 283 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,787 Like, maybe if I was, like, a 13-year-old alien, 284 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,288 I could make that work. Yeah. You know what I mean? 285 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,756 But... 286 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,860 but how are these the nudes that we're sending to aliens? 287 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,461 If we want aliens to get interested, 288 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,463 don't send them an Etch A Sketch drawing. 289 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,999 Send them coupons for OnlyFans. Come on, man. 290 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,101 Get them in the game. 291 00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:44,771 You know, honestly, 292 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,940 even if the aliens are interested, 293 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,308 I think we've got to be careful. 294 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,445 This is sending the wrong idea about us into the galaxy. 295 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,647 Just imagine for a second, the very first thing 296 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:57,184 we send to aliens is naked photos? 297 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,652 What, are we only trying to make contact 298 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,388 with the horniest aliens in the universe? 299 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,123 Yeah, no wonder every time they abduct someone, 300 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,159 they probe their butts. We're sending out the wrong vibe. 301 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,196 You understand how scary this is? 302 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,197 You know what's gonna happen here, right? 303 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,665 The aliens are gonna get here 304 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,268 and they're just gonna expect to smash immediately. Yeah. 305 00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:16,270 And then they're gonna be disappointed. 306 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,272 Yeah. Imagine if someone you've never even met before 307 00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:20,474 texted you nudes and then you go there and they're like, 308 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,609 "Cool. Now that you're here, I wanted to introduce you 309 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,278 to Joe Biden." 310 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:26,180 That is the worst catfishing ever. 311 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,215 They'll blow up our planet just for that. 312 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,817 Come here all orny-- horny and they'll be like, 313 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,754 "Take us to your leader. We're here to smash." 314 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,656 Now we're in trouble. 315 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,691 Yeah. The only way that would work out is if the aliens come 316 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,593 and Trump is president. Yeah. 317 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:40,961 No, no, no, 'cause if there's one thing 318 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,696 I'll tell you about Trump, he'd (bleep) the shit out 319 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,731 of those aliens. 320 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:47,835 He'd be like, "I don't know what they have down there, 321 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,536 "but I'm grabbing it! 322 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,771 "I'm grabbing it. 323 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,739 Come here, aliens." 324 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,712 (chuckling) 325 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,348 -(cheering and applause) -We... 326 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,684 We should actually hope... 327 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,788 We actually should hope 328 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,591 that this only reaches the horny aliens. 329 00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:12,860 Because you realize how offensive this is going to be 330 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,062 if it just ends up in front of a normal alien? 331 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,065 They are going to be so pissed off. 332 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:22,336 Sheila! Sheila! 333 00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:26,139 Those Earth perverts left pornography on the lawn! 334 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,776 Yes, I'm sure it's not my pornography! 335 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,979 you know I wouldn't be yanking my floor flex 336 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:35,415 to a drawing of two hairless monkeys. 337 00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:38,919 Yeah. I mean, one doesn't even have a nose, Sheila! 338 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:42,589 Come on. You know what I'm into, and it's not this crap. 339 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,758 Plus, I don't need pornography. 340 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,394 I only need you. You know I love you, baby. 341 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,097 I love you, Sheila. 342 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,166 (applause) 343 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,501 I love that couple. 344 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,136 All right, that's it for the headlines. 345 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,105 But before we go to a break, let's check in 346 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,040 on the stock market with our very own finance expert, 347 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:03,076 -Michael Kosta, everybody. -(cheers and applause) 348 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,049 -Michael? -Yeah. Yeah. I mean... 349 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,919 Pray do tell, what is happening in the market today, man? 350 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,720 Well, I'm an expert at this, you know? 351 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,924 And-and I... I am crushing the market. 352 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,259 -So, so you say. -I mean, I'm absolutely crushing it, 353 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,228 and as an expert, I do have a hot tip for you. 354 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,230 -Can't wait. -And I got a hot tip for you, as well. 355 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,266 So we'll get into that, but before we do, before we do, 356 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,102 -the Fed raising the interest rates. -Yes. 357 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,637 This is a great thing, okay? 358 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:34,942 Because during the pandemic, you know, we lost interest, right? 359 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,211 I lost interest, personally. 360 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,079 I lost interest in Netflix. 361 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:43,217 I lost interest in my family, you know. I... 362 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:46,653 I lost interest in work, to be honest with you. 363 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,589 I wasn't trying that hard before, but now, 364 00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:50,691 I am really phoning it in, okay? 365 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,760 -This... -So, but, but, but look, 366 00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,696 raising the interest rates-- it affects everyone, 367 00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,097 and especially regular, 368 00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,267 middle class homeowners like myself, okay? 369 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,770 Now, I have a ski castle in Courchevel. 370 00:15:03,871 --> 00:15:06,507 It's the French Alps, 12,000 square feet. 371 00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:08,742 It's on a nice, pristine, glacial lake, 372 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:12,212 and if I hadn't locked in my rate before this, 373 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,547 I wouldn't be able to redo the kitchen 374 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,415 on the main property, so... 375 00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:19,319 It's Tuscan marble, Trevor, okay? So, um... 376 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,821 But, you know, one thing I've learned is, 377 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,589 whenever you complain about renovating the kitchen 378 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,925 in your fifth home, nobody has any sympathy. 379 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,494 But can you imagine a 16th century ski castle 380 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,529 with a bad kitchen? 381 00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,564 -(laughing) -(laughter) 382 00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,199 I love to cook. 383 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,067 -You... -Let's get... let's get... 384 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,069 Yeah, you have a true victim here. 385 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,704 -Oh, but the-the NASA sending the nudes? -Yes. 386 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,908 Yeah, and we'll get to this in a second, but, um, 387 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,076 that's a risky move, okay? 388 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,812 Because NASA doesn't know who's gonna get those nudes. 389 00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:48,715 I mean, what if it's alien children? Right? 390 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:52,319 Now Earth is exposing itself to children, you know? 391 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,321 Did you think about that? Next thing you know, 392 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,658 Earth is on the intergalactic sex offender list, you know? 393 00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,093 And we got to go around from galaxy to galaxy, 394 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:01,895 knocking on the atmosphere, saying, 395 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,363 "Hello. I'm Earth. I'm your neighbor 396 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,765 "for three billion years. 397 00:16:04,865 --> 00:16:08,035 I'm legally required to tell you I'm a sex offender"? 398 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,171 (laughter) 399 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,773 -Sounds good. -Can I get... can I get to the market? 400 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:15,509 -Oh, yeah, yeah, thank you. -Okay, okay. Cool. So, look. 401 00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:19,780 Yesterday, on the news that the interest rates were going up, 402 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,316 -the market shot up, okay? -Yeah. 403 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,953 Today on the news that the interest rates were going up, 404 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:29,389 the market shot down, all right? 405 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,191 So I'm an expert here, don't forget. 406 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,294 In summary, when the news of the interest rates are going up 407 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,730 -Yeah. -...the market will either go up, 408 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,065 or it's going to go down. 409 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,067 -(applause and cheering) -Thank you. 410 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,569 -Well, well, I mean, hold on. -Well, I'm the expert, yeah. 411 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,104 Hold on, Mike. 412 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,073 Yeah, but-but, Michael, that doesn't make any sense to me. 413 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:50,577 Yeah, well, that's because you're not an expert, like me. 414 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,280 And that's my hot tip, okay? 415 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,883 Leave it to the experts. 416 00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:58,552 (applause and cheering) 417 00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,554 Thank you, I think, Michael Kosta. 418 00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:03,023 All right, don't go away 'cause when we come back, 419 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,192 Roy Wood, Jr. is gonna take us through the secret world 420 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:08,028 of Black horse racing. You don't want to miss it. 421 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,163 (applause and cheering) 422 00:17:18,045 --> 00:17:20,080 (cheering and applause) 423 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,956 welcome back to The Daily Show. 424 00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:32,326 This weekend is the Kentucky Derby, 425 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,228 the biggest day in horse racing and mint juleps. 426 00:17:35,329 --> 00:17:38,665 But what does horse racing have to do with Black people? 427 00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:40,033 Well, let's find out 428 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,736 in another edition of CP Time. 429 00:17:42,836 --> 00:17:44,871 ♪ ♪ 430 00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:49,943 I do not have his money. 431 00:17:51,411 --> 00:17:53,914 Ah. Well, hello. 432 00:17:54,014 --> 00:17:55,649 Welcome to CP Time, 433 00:17:55,749 --> 00:17:58,585 the only show that's for the culture. 434 00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:01,855 Today, we'll be discussing Blacks in horse racing. 435 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,557 Usually, when you think of horse racing, 436 00:18:03,657 --> 00:18:06,360 the only black thing that comes to mind is the horse itself. 437 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,328 Turns out, many of the people riding them 438 00:18:08,428 --> 00:18:09,896 have been Black, too. 439 00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:13,133 Not to take anything away from those black horses, though. 440 00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:14,401 Stay strong, my horse brothers. 441 00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,603 (whinnies) 442 00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:19,172 For many years in the early days of organized horse racing, 443 00:18:19,273 --> 00:18:22,442 Black jockeys were extremely common in the sport, 444 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,978 partly because Black people had a lot of experience 445 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,147 taking care of horses during slavery, 446 00:18:27,247 --> 00:18:29,583 and partly because riding horses 447 00:18:29,683 --> 00:18:31,151 was the best way to prevent the police 448 00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:33,320 from stopping you for a broken taillight. 449 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,389 Take the Kentucky Derby, 450 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,858 the biggest event in the sport. 451 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,494 It's so popular, you've probably heard of it 452 00:18:40,594 --> 00:18:42,796 even if you're not a gambling addict 453 00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:44,731 that blew his kid's college money 454 00:18:44,831 --> 00:18:47,868 and lost the house on weekend races. 455 00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:49,770 I'm sorry, baby. Whispering Willow 456 00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:51,805 was supposed to be a sure thing. 457 00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:54,975 In the first Kentucky Derby in 1875, 458 00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:58,178 13 out of 15 jockeys were Black, 459 00:18:58,211 --> 00:19:01,048 and the winner of that race was Oliver Lewis. 460 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,351 Oliver rode to victory on his horse Aristides. 461 00:19:04,451 --> 00:19:08,055 Strange name, but it was the 1800s. 462 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,189 If you got a Black jockey, 463 00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:10,791 you got to at least give the horse 464 00:19:10,891 --> 00:19:13,627 an extra white name to balance things out. 465 00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:16,697 Despite his success, Lewis retired from racing 466 00:19:16,797 --> 00:19:19,733 the very same year he won the Derby. 467 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,835 Which is understandable. 468 00:19:21,935 --> 00:19:24,371 With the prize money he won, he could finally achieve the dream 469 00:19:24,471 --> 00:19:27,874 of every Black man in 1875 Kentucky-- 470 00:19:27,975 --> 00:19:30,010 moving out of Kentucky. 471 00:19:30,143 --> 00:19:32,379 And not only were Black people the first to do it, 472 00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:34,448 but they were some of the best. 473 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,516 Like Isaac Burns Murphy, 474 00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:39,219 seen here thinking about racism, probably. 475 00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:42,756 Isaac was considered one of the greatest jockeys in history. 476 00:19:42,856 --> 00:19:46,560 He was the first person to win the Kentucky Derby three times, 477 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:50,163 and his win record is still unmatched to this day 478 00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:52,699 at 44%. 479 00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:54,735 Murphy was the first rider ever 480 00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:57,771 to be inducted into the Horse Racing Hall of Fame, 481 00:19:57,871 --> 00:20:00,707 which is the highest honor a jockey can receive 482 00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:02,976 other than being told, "Hmm, 483 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,545 you're actually taller than I expected." 484 00:20:05,646 --> 00:20:08,181 But despite their success in the sport, 485 00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:12,386 Black riders soon all but disappeared from horse racing, 486 00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:16,089 making it yet another thing that started out very Black 487 00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:18,158 but became very white. 488 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,726 Much like rock and roll 489 00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:21,461 or Brooklyn. 490 00:20:21,561 --> 00:20:23,864 And that's because, in the early 1900s. 491 00:20:23,964 --> 00:20:25,933 there was a concerted effort 492 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:28,735 to push Black jockeys out of the sport. 493 00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:31,138 White racers engaged in harsh tactics 494 00:20:31,238 --> 00:20:33,540 both on and off the track. 495 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,809 They would hit Black riders with riding crops 496 00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:38,145 or run them into the rails. 497 00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:40,213 Two-time Derby winner Jimmy Winkfield 498 00:20:40,314 --> 00:20:43,150 was even threatened by the Ku Klux Klan. 499 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,351 The irony-- 500 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,886 he and the KKK 501 00:20:45,986 --> 00:20:47,955 both love riding horses. 502 00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:50,924 If equestrianism can't trump hate, 503 00:20:51,024 --> 00:20:53,226 then I don't know what can. 504 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:55,262 The harassment got so bad 505 00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:56,930 that, in 1904, 506 00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,765 Winkfield left the country 507 00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:02,035 to become a racing superstar in Russia. 508 00:21:02,169 --> 00:21:03,604 Do you know how bad it's got to get 509 00:21:03,704 --> 00:21:06,006 for a Black man to move to Russia? 510 00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:08,842 They didn't even have Black people over there back then. 511 00:21:08,942 --> 00:21:10,611 Although maybe that's the secret-- 512 00:21:10,711 --> 00:21:13,747 got to get in early before they learn how to do racism. 513 00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:15,916 But soon enough, 514 00:21:16,016 --> 00:21:18,518 practically the only Black jockeys you could find 515 00:21:18,619 --> 00:21:21,688 were those creepy little statues on rich white folks' lawns. 516 00:21:21,788 --> 00:21:24,891 Between 1921 and the year 2000, 517 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:29,162 not a single Black jockey even raced in the Derby. 518 00:21:29,263 --> 00:21:31,398 Do you understand how long that is? 519 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,868 It took all the way until the Baha Men released 520 00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:36,737 "Who Let the Dogs Out" 521 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,139 for a Black person to compete again. 522 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:42,209 Not saying that the two are related, unless... 523 00:21:43,577 --> 00:21:46,146 Nah, that... You're being crazy, Roy. 524 00:21:46,213 --> 00:21:49,149 Now one Black rider who did make waves 525 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,618 during those years was Cheryl White, 526 00:21:51,718 --> 00:21:55,822 the first licensed Black female jockey in America. 527 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:58,025 Cheryl started her career racing straight out of high school, 528 00:21:58,158 --> 00:21:59,660 which means she was the most influential 529 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:03,830 Black teenager on a horse until Lil Nas X came around. 530 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,668 And she didn't need the help of Miley Cyrus's daddy. 531 00:22:07,768 --> 00:22:09,336 At just 17 years old, 532 00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:10,971 White was already winning races 533 00:22:11,071 --> 00:22:12,973 and gracing the cover of Jet magazine, 534 00:22:13,073 --> 00:22:16,209 which is incredibly impressive. 535 00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:18,745 Nowadays, most 17-year-olds I know could only make the cover 536 00:22:18,845 --> 00:22:21,648 of Dumbass Up-to-No-Good magazine. 537 00:22:21,748 --> 00:22:24,751 I see you boys doing the vaping before school. 538 00:22:24,851 --> 00:22:26,520 I will snitch on you. 539 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,456 Watch me. 540 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,658 So the next time you think of horse racing, 541 00:22:31,758 --> 00:22:34,928 think about the Black jockeys that blazed the trail 542 00:22:35,028 --> 00:22:36,830 back in those early days. 543 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:38,365 Don't just think of Seabiscuit, 544 00:22:38,465 --> 00:22:40,367 or the guy who rode Seabiscuit, 545 00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:45,038 or how much money you lost by not betting on Seabiscuit. 546 00:22:45,138 --> 00:22:47,841 Baby, I'm not coming home for a little while. 547 00:22:47,941 --> 00:22:49,176 I'm so sorry. 548 00:22:49,276 --> 00:22:50,877 ♪ ♪ 549 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,679 Well, that's all the time we have for today. 550 00:22:52,779 --> 00:22:55,148 Uh, I'm Roy Wood, Jr., and this has been "CP Time." 551 00:22:55,182 --> 00:22:56,617 And remember, we're for the culture. 552 00:22:56,717 --> 00:22:59,453 Uh, can somebody help me put on this fake mustache? 553 00:22:59,553 --> 00:23:00,787 There's a gentleman named "Knuckles" swinging by 554 00:23:00,887 --> 00:23:02,189 to get some money, and I don't have it for him, 555 00:23:02,289 --> 00:23:03,724 and I got to get the hell out of here. Come on. 556 00:23:03,824 --> 00:23:05,692 Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. Okay, all right. 557 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,761 This location has been compromised! 558 00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:09,630 ♪ ♪ 559 00:23:09,730 --> 00:23:10,797 Come on, Jenifer Lewis. 560 00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:13,033 ♪ ♪ 561 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,635 -(applause and cheering) -Roy Wood, Jr., everybody. 562 00:23:14,735 --> 00:23:16,870 All right, when we come back, Jonathan Martin and Alex Burns 563 00:23:16,970 --> 00:23:19,539 are joining me on the show, so don't go away. 564 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,675 (applause and cheering) 565 00:23:31,151 --> 00:23:33,186 (cheering and applause) 566 00:23:36,322 --> 00:23:37,457 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 567 00:23:37,557 --> 00:23:39,926 My guests tonight are political reporters 568 00:23:40,026 --> 00:23:43,096 who are here to talk about their explosive new book, 569 00:23:43,196 --> 00:23:44,631 This Will Not Pass: 570 00:23:44,731 --> 00:23:48,001 Trump, Biden, and the Battle for America's Future. 571 00:23:48,101 --> 00:23:50,704 Please welcome Jonathan Martin and Alex Burns. 572 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,839 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 573 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,942 Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. 574 00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:57,911 Welcome to the show. 575 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,514 Hi, everybody. 576 00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:05,285 All right, gentlemen, I'm not even gonna 577 00:24:05,385 --> 00:24:07,087 waste any time. I trust that you are good. 578 00:24:07,187 --> 00:24:08,588 Let's drum... jump straight into this. 579 00:24:08,688 --> 00:24:09,989 Um, this is... 580 00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:11,524 The best way to describe this book for me 581 00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,326 is it-it-it's basically like 582 00:24:13,426 --> 00:24:16,129 The Real Housewives of Washington, D.C. 583 00:24:16,229 --> 00:24:17,964 It makes it look like the most scandalous place. 584 00:24:18,064 --> 00:24:19,966 You-you realize there are so many inner feuds 585 00:24:20,066 --> 00:24:21,568 and-and things that we don't even know about. 586 00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,903 When I'm reading this book, I'm going, 587 00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:26,673 "Well, shouldn't the American people see that, then?" 588 00:24:26,773 --> 00:24:28,742 Like, why do they get the sanitized, 589 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,610 like, "Oh, this is how we are" 590 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:32,078 when, in fact, this seems like... 591 00:24:32,245 --> 00:24:33,880 It seems like this is what's deciding the country 592 00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:35,315 versus what the people are seeing on the news, 593 00:24:35,415 --> 00:24:37,117 but the people are voting on what they see in the news. 594 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,551 -Yeah. -No, and I think that that's spot-on, 595 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,120 and it's one of the things 596 00:24:40,253 --> 00:24:42,455 that we believe so passionately about political journalism. 597 00:24:42,555 --> 00:24:44,424 It's one of the things that we try to do in this book 598 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,893 is that there's not some clean separation 599 00:24:46,993 --> 00:24:49,029 between the personalities of politics 600 00:24:49,129 --> 00:24:50,630 and the feuds that you're talking about 601 00:24:50,730 --> 00:24:53,099 and the Real Housewives-style drama and the policy of it. 602 00:24:53,266 --> 00:24:54,701 -NOAH: Yes. Yes. -It's the personality 603 00:24:54,801 --> 00:24:57,771 and those feuds and all the sort of high school-level pettiness 604 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,806 that actually drives what happens. 605 00:24:59,906 --> 00:25:03,309 And if people in Washington were more up-front about that, 606 00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:05,745 I think, first of all, they would confirm a whole lot 607 00:25:05,845 --> 00:25:08,014 of what the American people sort of suspect 608 00:25:08,114 --> 00:25:09,883 about their politicians. 609 00:25:09,983 --> 00:25:11,518 But secondly, I-I... You know, 610 00:25:11,618 --> 00:25:13,086 I think it would be possible, maybe, for the country 611 00:25:13,186 --> 00:25:14,387 -to have a more honest conversation... -Yeah. 612 00:25:14,487 --> 00:25:15,889 ...about what's wrong here 613 00:25:15,989 --> 00:25:17,557 if we weren't all putting on a different face in public. 614 00:25:17,657 --> 00:25:18,992 But when the cameras are running in Washington, Trevor, 615 00:25:19,092 --> 00:25:20,994 you see two very different kinds of politicians 616 00:25:21,094 --> 00:25:23,296 than what you see behind the scenes in private 617 00:25:23,363 --> 00:25:25,865 when they don't know that, say, the audio is running. 618 00:25:25,965 --> 00:25:27,967 -So, this book exposes a lot. -(laughs) 619 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,769 Let's talk about that. The audio. 620 00:25:29,869 --> 00:25:31,538 You know, I mean, 621 00:25:31,638 --> 00:25:33,339 one of the biggest bombshells from the book 622 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,075 is the audio that-that you released, 623 00:25:35,241 --> 00:25:37,110 which was the audio of Kevin McCarthy 624 00:25:37,243 --> 00:25:39,679 after January 6th basically saying, 625 00:25:39,779 --> 00:25:41,915 "Yeah, we've got to make Trump pay for this. 626 00:25:42,015 --> 00:25:43,483 -He's responsible." Et cetera. -Yeah. 627 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:45,018 Mitch McConnell essentially being like, 628 00:25:45,118 --> 00:25:46,586 "Oh, I hope he does get impeached." 629 00:25:46,686 --> 00:25:49,723 You-You-You're hearing things from politicians 630 00:25:49,823 --> 00:25:52,492 who said the complete opposite when they were on camera. 631 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:55,328 So how did you hear about it? 632 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:58,732 -Well, uh... No. -(laughter) 633 00:25:58,832 --> 00:26:02,035 A lot... A lot of work. A lot of hours. 634 00:26:02,135 --> 00:26:05,472 A lots of talking to people at all levels of government 635 00:26:05,572 --> 00:26:07,273 and even people outside of government. 636 00:26:07,307 --> 00:26:08,608 I mean, there's this perception 637 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:11,911 among folks who read political journalism 638 00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:14,013 that it's this Hollywood idea 639 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,715 where, like, somebody in sunglasses 640 00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:19,552 comes and, like, drops you a bag outside your house or, like... 641 00:26:19,652 --> 00:26:21,888 -And you get the story of a lifetime. -NOAH: Mm-hmm. 642 00:26:21,988 --> 00:26:24,290 It ain't that. It's, like, a lot of work. 643 00:26:24,391 --> 00:26:26,426 It's a lot of shoe leather. It's a lot of time 644 00:26:26,526 --> 00:26:28,294 talking to people and hoping 645 00:26:28,328 --> 00:26:29,896 that you can piece things together 646 00:26:29,996 --> 00:26:32,232 to eventually get the full version of a story. 647 00:26:32,332 --> 00:26:33,767 And if I could just, you know, look, 648 00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:35,602 you had a little fun with us at the Correspondents' Dinner. 649 00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:37,670 -NOAH: Mm-hmm. -Uh, that's fair. We're big boys. Uh... 650 00:26:37,771 --> 00:26:39,973 -We noticed. We noticed. -Uh, we can... we can take it. 651 00:26:40,073 --> 00:26:42,108 (cheering and applause) 652 00:26:43,243 --> 00:26:45,245 But the... but the honest... the honest response 653 00:26:45,345 --> 00:26:47,113 to, uh, to your line that night 654 00:26:47,247 --> 00:26:49,049 is, look, if we were in a position 655 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,618 to release that information the second we got it, 656 00:26:51,718 --> 00:26:53,453 of course we would have done that. 657 00:26:53,553 --> 00:26:55,455 But part of the exercise of writing a book 658 00:26:55,555 --> 00:26:57,691 and part of why it's different from writing for a newspaper 659 00:26:57,791 --> 00:26:59,426 or producing a television show 660 00:26:59,526 --> 00:27:01,261 is that the people you're talking to, 661 00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:04,297 the sources you're working with will be more candid with you 662 00:27:04,397 --> 00:27:05,498 and will share more information-- 663 00:27:05,598 --> 00:27:07,634 it's not just audio, it is documents, 664 00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:09,369 it is notes that they're taking in real time, 665 00:27:09,469 --> 00:27:11,771 it is their personal views and recollections-- 666 00:27:11,871 --> 00:27:13,707 when they feel they're sharing it for history 667 00:27:13,807 --> 00:27:15,875 and not, you know, a show that's gonna air, 668 00:27:15,975 --> 00:27:17,877 uh, in a couple hours from now. 669 00:27:17,977 --> 00:27:19,846 That is-- That makes no sense to me, because, I mean, like, 670 00:27:19,946 --> 00:27:21,347 it's not like this is ancient history. 671 00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:22,849 -Well, it sort of-- It's-it's sort of... -I mean, 672 00:27:22,949 --> 00:27:24,284 this happened a year ago, and you're telling me 673 00:27:24,384 --> 00:27:26,286 the politicians are like, "Well, this will never see 674 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,288 -the light of day in a year"? -It is-- it is-- 675 00:27:28,388 --> 00:27:30,090 it is actually extraordinary, and it's one of the things 676 00:27:30,223 --> 00:27:31,591 -that I think-- I think-- I think... -This-- I mean... 677 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:32,726 These are the people running the country? 678 00:27:32,826 --> 00:27:34,594 -When we were... -Or trying to. 679 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:35,995 When we were-- when we were ha-- when we were doing 680 00:27:36,096 --> 00:27:37,597 these interviews, you would see people sort of... 681 00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,366 -very sort of uptight and then you'd say... -Yeah. "Sir." 682 00:27:39,466 --> 00:27:41,267 "Listen, this is-- this is for history," and they're like, 683 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,569 "Oh, well, if this is for history." 684 00:27:42,669 --> 00:27:44,637 -And it's like, "It is out next May." -(laughs) 685 00:27:44,738 --> 00:27:46,673 I mean, like, let's talk about the, you know-- 686 00:27:46,773 --> 00:27:48,308 some of the-the other stories. For instance, there's a part 687 00:27:48,408 --> 00:27:49,809 in the book-- we actually have the audio here 688 00:27:49,909 --> 00:27:51,244 and we'll go to it real soon-- is there's a part of the book 689 00:27:51,311 --> 00:27:53,680 -where you're interviewing Donald Trump himself. -Yes. 690 00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:55,315 Right? There you are, interviewing the man. 691 00:27:55,415 --> 00:27:56,983 And in the middle of this interview, 692 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:59,352 does he call Lindsey Graham or does Lindsey Graham call him? 693 00:27:59,452 --> 00:28:00,787 Lindsey Graham calls him 694 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:03,623 while we're sitting there, uh, in the lobby at Mar-a-Lago 695 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,258 -for his guests to see. -Yes. 696 00:28:05,358 --> 00:28:06,459 Lindsey Graham calls him. 697 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,261 And Trump does not get up from the couch. 698 00:28:08,361 --> 00:28:10,597 He's like, "Excuse me, fellas." He just, like, sits there 699 00:28:10,697 --> 00:28:12,966 and, like, takes that call on his cell phone 700 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,568 and then puts it on speaker, so we can hear it! 701 00:28:15,668 --> 00:28:16,936 So, we've actually got the audio. 702 00:28:17,037 --> 00:28:18,838 Let's-let's play that call. 703 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,109 So, here's the thing. For-for context, for me, 704 00:28:56,242 --> 00:28:58,578 is-is this is the same Lindsey Graham 705 00:28:58,678 --> 00:29:01,648 who, after January 6, was bringing up the 25th Amendment. 706 00:29:01,748 --> 00:29:04,384 He was like, "This is too much. We've gone too far." 707 00:29:04,484 --> 00:29:08,254 And then Trump has him on the phone and he's just like, 708 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:09,856 -"Dance for me" and-and he does. -And this is April. 709 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,258 This is three months later, too. So this is pretty-- Yeah. 710 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,327 Is-is this... Does this show us 711 00:29:14,427 --> 00:29:17,464 that the politicians are lying to the people 712 00:29:17,564 --> 00:29:19,032 or they're lying to Trump? 713 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,967 -That's a great question. -That's a really good question. 714 00:29:21,067 --> 00:29:23,269 Look, I think we were shocked, uh, uh, 715 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,405 not that Lindsey Graham would be calling Trump at that point, 716 00:29:25,505 --> 00:29:27,540 but, you know, we all know that, uh, 717 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,676 Lindsey Graham rode back to Donald Trump really fast, 718 00:29:29,776 --> 00:29:32,045 that his pronouncements on the night of January 6, uh, 719 00:29:32,212 --> 00:29:35,248 had a very, very, uh, short expiration date, uh, on them. 720 00:29:35,348 --> 00:29:38,518 But I think just hearing in-in real time in front of us 721 00:29:38,618 --> 00:29:40,920 this, you know, sort of dancing monkey routine 722 00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:43,223 was really an extraordinary, uh, uh, moment. 723 00:29:43,256 --> 00:29:44,424 I don't know that he's lying to anybody. 724 00:29:44,524 --> 00:29:46,126 I think Lindsey Graham genuinely believes 725 00:29:46,226 --> 00:29:48,828 that is he playing a vital role as a diplomat 726 00:29:48,928 --> 00:29:51,031 between the establishment of the Republican Party 727 00:29:51,131 --> 00:29:52,866 -and Donald Trump. I'm not saying he's right. -Can I... 728 00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:55,435 -I just-- That's clearly how he's rationalizing it. -Yeah. 729 00:29:55,535 --> 00:29:57,470 It puzzled even some of his colleagues in the Senate. 730 00:29:57,570 --> 00:29:59,906 But you just heard there the-- you know, just how far it goes. 731 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,808 I think Trump knows that Lindsey isn't, like, 732 00:30:01,908 --> 00:30:03,410 his biggest fan in the world, 733 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,645 uh, and that, privately, you know, rolls his eyes 734 00:30:05,745 --> 00:30:07,914 but that he sort of, uh, you know, 735 00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,382 is trying to sort of stay in the arena 736 00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:11,584 -and so he has to keep Trump on his good side. -Okay. 737 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,020 And I think, you know, like, L-- you know, obviously, 738 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,157 Lindsey-L-Lindsey is pretty obviously, 739 00:30:17,257 --> 00:30:19,626 uh, aware of Donald Trump's liabilities 740 00:30:19,726 --> 00:30:21,061 and would admit that in private. 741 00:30:21,161 --> 00:30:22,662 So I think, like... 742 00:30:22,762 --> 00:30:24,664 What's the old saying? You can't BS a BS-er. 743 00:30:24,764 --> 00:30:26,166 I think they kind of both know 744 00:30:26,266 --> 00:30:28,134 that the other isn't totally on the level. 745 00:30:28,268 --> 00:30:29,869 And so I guess it works, right? 746 00:30:29,969 --> 00:30:32,272 -I mean, not for the country, you know? -(laughing) 747 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,407 -It-it... It's just-- It seems... -I mean for them! 748 00:30:34,507 --> 00:30:36,976 -(applause) -Yeah, no. It just-- it just seems... 749 00:30:37,077 --> 00:30:38,611 Like, if... 750 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,547 You know, if-if Donald Trump didn't have 751 00:30:40,647 --> 00:30:41,881 as many scandals as he did, 752 00:30:41,981 --> 00:30:44,250 I feel like every single chapter in this book 753 00:30:44,351 --> 00:30:45,752 could have been its own book 754 00:30:45,852 --> 00:30:47,287 -in a different time with a different presidency. -Totally. 755 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,722 -That's a great point. -There's-there's-- I didn't know 756 00:30:48,822 --> 00:30:50,423 but, like, there's a part in the book where you guys 757 00:30:50,523 --> 00:30:52,759 uncover the fact that Jared Kushner 758 00:30:52,859 --> 00:30:56,696 is the person who got Kanye West his campaign manager. 759 00:30:56,796 --> 00:30:59,232 -Yeah. -And all of this was essentially a scheme 760 00:30:59,265 --> 00:31:02,035 to try and siphon Black votes away from the Democrats. 761 00:31:02,135 --> 00:31:04,070 Like, I'm like, that... In and of itself, 762 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,672 that would be the bombshell of the day, 763 00:31:05,772 --> 00:31:07,540 and now, it's just like, oh, yeah, just one part of the book. 764 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,009 -Yeah, totally. -Look, I think it's a great episode 765 00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:13,613 of sort of political, uh, uh, you know, hijinks, right? 766 00:31:13,713 --> 00:31:15,982 But it's really revealing both 767 00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:17,884 of how desperate they were to try to mess 768 00:31:17,984 --> 00:31:20,153 -with the basic electoral map of this election. -Uh-huh. 769 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,621 I think it's also really revealing 770 00:31:21,721 --> 00:31:23,757 about how the White House and the president's family saw, 771 00:31:23,857 --> 00:31:25,358 you know, Black voters 772 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,494 and what they would be drawn to in this election. 773 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,697 The notion that the way to get, to siphon Black votes 774 00:31:30,797 --> 00:31:33,800 away from Joe Biden was to get this sort of screwball celebrity 775 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,268 into the race, and just, you know, 776 00:31:35,368 --> 00:31:37,037 of course those people will, you know, 777 00:31:37,203 --> 00:31:38,371 vote for him instead of the guy they know 778 00:31:38,471 --> 00:31:39,706 as the former two-term vice president. 779 00:31:39,806 --> 00:31:41,341 -Yeah. -That says a whole lot about the people 780 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,309 -who were running the country for four years. -And, you know, 781 00:31:43,410 --> 00:31:46,780 look, with the Trump crowd, it's like a cartoon version 782 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,681 of, like, past presidents. 783 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,518 You know, like, the president's son-in-law, 784 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,253 who, by the way, works in the White House, 785 00:31:53,353 --> 00:31:54,821 -which is... okay. -Yes. 786 00:31:54,921 --> 00:31:57,257 And then, secondly, is, like, basically running the country 787 00:31:57,357 --> 00:31:59,726 as a de facto senior adviser with no actual title 788 00:31:59,826 --> 00:32:01,361 -beyond "senior advisor." -Yes. 789 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:04,531 And he's also, like, running the campaign on the side, too. 790 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,232 And in running the campaign, he's trying 791 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,368 to wire in a third-party candidate 792 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,470 who happens to be, like, a celebrity. 793 00:32:10,570 --> 00:32:13,506 It's like, he's doing all of this, and, like, ostensibly, 794 00:32:13,606 --> 00:32:16,009 there's ethics rules that kind of exist in the White House. 795 00:32:16,109 --> 00:32:19,145 But, um, it makes a mockery of any sort 796 00:32:19,245 --> 00:32:21,881 of, like, political norms or tradition in America. 797 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,450 That's a great way to put it because what it feels like 798 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:26,252 this book exposes in a really scary way-- 799 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,687 'cause it's revealing, and it's shocking-- 800 00:32:27,787 --> 00:32:29,589 but when you get to the end of the book, you go, 801 00:32:29,689 --> 00:32:31,591 -"Man, America's in trouble." -Yeah. 802 00:32:31,691 --> 00:32:33,893 Because it feels like there is a facade 803 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,296 that is being presented by Washington D.C. 804 00:32:36,396 --> 00:32:38,264 It feels like there is definitely a game 805 00:32:38,365 --> 00:32:40,633 that's being played, you know, in the Capitol 806 00:32:40,734 --> 00:32:42,669 -versus what everyday Americans are experiencing. -Totally. 807 00:32:42,769 --> 00:32:45,038 And then, the most important thing is, it feels like 808 00:32:45,205 --> 00:32:48,241 the two-party system has failed, because now, it feels like 809 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:49,642 Republicans aren't all with Trump. 810 00:32:49,743 --> 00:32:51,111 They play along to try and keep their role. 811 00:32:51,211 --> 00:32:52,645 And, then, like, Democrats aren't all together. 812 00:32:52,746 --> 00:32:54,647 But it feels like the thing's a sham, 813 00:32:54,748 --> 00:32:57,250 and by the time the American people find out 814 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:59,352 that it really is a sham, it'll be too late. 815 00:32:59,452 --> 00:33:00,887 Well, one of the things that we hope we've accomplished 816 00:33:00,987 --> 00:33:02,655 with this book is to expose that sham 817 00:33:02,756 --> 00:33:04,457 to a pretty significant degree. 818 00:33:04,557 --> 00:33:06,259 The American people deserve to know 819 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,795 what a gigantic gap there is 820 00:33:08,895 --> 00:33:11,097 between the way their politicians behave in public 821 00:33:11,231 --> 00:33:13,733 and the things they say in private about policy, 822 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,735 about each other and even about the American people. 823 00:33:15,835 --> 00:33:17,737 So again, that's sort of the overarching 824 00:33:17,837 --> 00:33:19,939 -journalistic exercise here. -Yeah. -(applause) 825 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:25,678 Well, I'll tell you this. If you, uh... if you... 826 00:33:25,779 --> 00:33:27,580 if you wanted to get it out there, 827 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,449 a book is a nice start, 828 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,051 but if you really want people to pay attention, 829 00:33:31,151 --> 00:33:33,186 you got to make it into a TV show. Gentlemen, 830 00:33:33,286 --> 00:33:34,521 -thank you so much for joining me. -There you go. 831 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,256 -Thanks a lot. -Brilliant. Thank you, man. 832 00:33:36,356 --> 00:33:38,291 From your lips to God's ears. Thank you. 833 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,993 Jonathan and Alex's book, This Will Not Pass 834 00:33:40,093 --> 00:33:41,327 is available right now. 835 00:33:41,428 --> 00:33:42,662 We're gonna take a quick break, 836 00:33:42,762 --> 00:33:43,997 but we'll be right back after this. 837 00:33:44,097 --> 00:33:45,498 Thank you, man, really. 838 00:33:45,598 --> 00:33:47,634 (applause and cheering) 839 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,223 Well, that's our show tonight. Thank you so much for tuning in. 840 00:33:56,323 --> 00:33:59,259 But before we go, before we go, please consider supporting 841 00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:01,361 the National Network of Abortion Funds. 842 00:34:01,461 --> 00:34:03,530 They're a grassroots organization on the ground, 843 00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:06,066 building power to remove financial, logistical 844 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:08,535 cultural and political barriers to abortion. 845 00:34:08,635 --> 00:34:11,471 And they form a network of over 70 grassroots organizations, 846 00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:13,073 and they recognize the power 847 00:34:13,173 --> 00:34:15,809 of local activists knowing what their communities need. 848 00:34:15,909 --> 00:34:18,645 So right now, abortion is still legal in all 50 states. 849 00:34:18,745 --> 00:34:20,981 So if you can, please donate at the link below. 850 00:34:21,081 --> 00:34:23,884 Until next time, stay safe out there, and remember. 851 00:34:23,984 --> 00:34:25,719 When the cell phone comes out, 852 00:34:25,819 --> 00:34:27,554 that's when your pants go back on. 853 00:34:27,654 --> 00:34:30,323 Now here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 854 00:34:30,424 --> 00:34:32,592 Taco Tuesday has already passed, but that doesn't mean 855 00:34:32,693 --> 00:34:34,661 you can't eat them today, and here's your reason. 856 00:34:34,761 --> 00:34:36,229 Because it's Cinco de Mayo. 857 00:34:36,329 --> 00:34:39,466 So we had Taco Tuesday. Now we're gonna have Taco Thursday. 858 00:34:39,566 --> 00:34:41,735 I guess it's Taco Tuesday on a Thursday. 859 00:34:41,835 --> 00:34:43,837 Oh, yeah, it's Taco Tuesday. 860 00:34:43,937 --> 00:34:47,441 And Taco Wednesday and Taco Thursday 861 00:34:47,541 --> 00:34:48,975 since this is Cinco de Mayo. 862 00:34:49,076 --> 00:34:52,813 When else can you have Taco Tuesday on a Thursday, right?