1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,069 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,470 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,372 the only city in America, 4 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,307 it's The Daily Show. 5 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,942 Tonight, 6 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,745 Turkey plays the name game. 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,981 Russia's regifting grain. 8 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:16,917 And Eliot Schrefer. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,921 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 10 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,056 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 11 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,802 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show! 12 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:36,870 I'm Trevor Noah. 13 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,472 Thank you so much for tuning in! 14 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,841 Thank you for coming out in person! 15 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,543 So much fun! 16 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,011 So much fun! Look at you guys! 17 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,812 Take a seat, everybody. Take a seat. 18 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,080 Take a seat. 19 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:49,716 We've got a jam-packed show for you today. 20 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:52,486 The nation of Turkey is tired of your jokes, 21 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,254 CNN is done with breaking news, 22 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:57,858 and Vladimir Putin blesses the grains down in Africa. 23 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:00,260 What does that even mean? Well, stay tuned to find out. 24 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,896 Plus, we've got author Eliot Schrefer on the show 25 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,965 to tell us about gay animals. 26 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,066 Yeah, I said that. 27 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,334 So let's do this, people. 28 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:09,736 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 29 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,872 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 30 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,378 Okay. 31 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:22,216 Our first story is all about language. 32 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,384 Like when I say the word "turkey," 33 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:25,485 what do you think of? 34 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,954 Probably a big bird that people eat 35 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,255 while arguing with their family 36 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,823 about whether or not gender is a spectrum, right? 37 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,325 Yeah? 38 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,327 Well, the country of Turkey knows 39 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,796 that's what you think about when you hear their name, 40 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,497 and they're sick of that shit. 41 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,267 The country of Turkey is ready to change its name. 42 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,669 Officials have notified the United Nations, 43 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,406 asking that the country be referred to as "Türkiye," 44 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,909 the way it's spelled and pronounced in Turkish. 45 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:51,211 It's a way to disassociate its name from the bird 46 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:54,114 and negative connotations that sometimes come with it. 47 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,116 NEWSMAN: The official request follows the release 48 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,185 of an ad campaign promoting the new name. 49 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,553 Hey, Mom. I just landed. 50 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,321 -Oh, hello, Türkiye! -(chuckles) 51 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,423 Hello, Türkiye. 52 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:06,226 ALL: Hello, Türkiye! (whooping) 53 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,729 Hello, Türkiye! 54 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,197 'Ey! 55 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,465 Türkiye! 56 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,133 I like this. I like this. 57 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,469 And I-I'm willing. I'm willing to start saying "Türkiye." 58 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,704 I don't mind. But I refuse 59 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,674 to use those little dots over the "U." All right? 60 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,975 And this has nothing to do with Turkey 61 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,410 and everything to do with drawing a line 62 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:26,079 for how many keyboards I'm willing to have on my phone. 63 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,481 I'm already three keyboards deep. 64 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,850 I've got emoji keyboards. I got my gif keyboard. 65 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,085 Then my symbols keyboard. Then a secret symbols keyboard 66 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,121 behind that keyboard. Now I got to add another keyboard 67 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,190 so I can type a "U" with the dots that makes it look like 68 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,725 it's staring at me? It's too much! 69 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,128 It's too much, Türkiye. 70 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:42,462 And I know what some of you are saying right now. 71 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,364 You're like, "Oh, Trevor, you don't need another keyboard. 72 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:45,799 You can just hold down the 'U' key." 73 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,535 Yeah. But it's about the extra effort. 74 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,671 If you use your thumbs too much, they're gonna bulk up. 75 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,640 I'm trying to get mine long and slender for the summer, baby. 76 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,609 That's right. 77 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,678 So I'll say "Türkiye," 78 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,213 but you got to help me help you. 79 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:02,115 And not the "U" with the dots, Türkiye. All right? 80 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,917 'Cause, no, I-I get why Turkey's doing this. 81 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,118 I get it. 82 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:07,788 A country's name is its brand. 83 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,524 Nobody wants their brand associated with an animal 84 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,559 that people don't even like that much. 85 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,228 I mean, if you're gonna get mistaken for a bird, 86 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,897 at least let it be a bird with some flavor, some juice. 87 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,932 You know? Like, if their country was named 88 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,268 Spicy Chicken Sandwich, 89 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,237 they wouldn't be changing anything. 90 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,273 I will say, Turkey should just know this though-- 91 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,875 just because they got the U.N. to agree on this 92 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,710 doesn't mean that people are actually gonna start 93 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,078 calling them Türkiye. 94 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:32,379 It's not that easy. 95 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,181 Trust me, I know this. Back in middle school, 96 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,117 I tried to get everyone to call me Trevolva. 97 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,952 -(laughter) -Yeah. 98 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,488 And they just laughed, like you guys did now. 99 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:42,923 They said it was a stupid name. 100 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,325 Which I guess, in retrospect, it kind of was. You know? 101 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,560 Unless you guys like it. No? 102 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,162 Okay, fine. Trevolva, Trevolva, no, is stupid. 103 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,631 Forget it. Let's move on. 104 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,399 Wait, did someone say it was c-cool? No? Okay. 105 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:53,700 Any... 106 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,102 I just thought I heard someone say it is a cool-- 107 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,738 'Cause it could-- No? All right, still no. All right. 108 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,174 I actually think this is a good idea. 109 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:01,441 You know what? A lot of countries 110 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,610 should be updating their names. Yeah. 111 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,345 They just update it to-to make it modern. 112 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:08,448 Like this isn't the United States of America. 113 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:09,917 Let's be honest, it's more like 114 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,152 the States that Barely Put Up with Each Other of America. 115 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,620 Yeah? 116 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,089 Every country. 117 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:17,925 Like, "Greece" makes it sound messy, 118 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,459 but it's not. 119 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,462 "Hungary." What if they've eaten, huh? 120 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,631 Yeah. Niger. 121 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:27,501 Oh, you need to change that name to be safe. 122 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,070 You just need to change that name to be safe. 123 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,738 I bet you right now 124 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,475 they're losing a ton of white people tourism 125 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,211 'cause there's a lot of white people who are too nervous 126 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,179 to type that into Expedia. 127 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,150 Just like, "I'm heading to N-I-G... 128 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,451 "You know what? I'm just going to Paris. 129 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:45,886 "I'm just gonna go to Paris. 130 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,387 "I'm just going to go to Paris. 131 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:48,622 "I don't want any trouble here. 132 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,123 I'm just going to Paris." 133 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:54,595 (applause and cheering) 134 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,530 But let's move on to other international news. 135 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,465 Because while Turkey is changing its name, 136 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,834 Russia has spent the past three months trying 137 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,036 to change Ukraine's name to "Russia, Jr." 138 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:06,373 But Ukraine isn't the only country suffering 139 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,041 from Russia's invasion. Yeah. 140 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,511 What many people might not know is that Ukraine is one 141 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,413 of the world's top producers of grain. 142 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,048 But as part of its invasion, 143 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,917 Russia is blocking Ukraine's ports 144 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,252 and intercepting the grain. 145 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:21,355 So now, the world is facing a grain shortage, 146 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:24,224 which Russia is taking advantage of. 147 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,494 The U.S. has given now about 14 countries a heads-up 148 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:30,364 about stolen Ukrainian grain. 149 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:33,600 U.S. officials say that Russia stole grain from Ukraine, 150 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,637 and alerted these other countries, mainly in Africa, 151 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,505 that Russia will probably sell it. 152 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:41,441 Policy experts say, faced with starvation, 153 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,277 most countries in the area 154 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:45,279 likely won't hesitate to buy from Russia. 155 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,314 NEWSWOMAN 2: The director of one African think tank 156 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,715 told the New York Times... 157 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,258 Okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 158 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,660 I get what you're saying, 159 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,762 but "Africans don't care where they get their food from." 160 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,797 Come on. Don't put it like that. 161 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,400 Yes, some parts of Africa are suffering from famine, 162 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,636 and their leaders can't afford to take the moral high ground 163 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,438 because they need the food, but not just, 164 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,640 "Africans don't care where they get their food from." 165 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,776 It makes it sound like us Africans-- 166 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,344 we're just running around on the sidewalk, 167 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,346 grabbing people's brunches out of their plates. 168 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:21,181 -(laughter) -Just like, "Ha, ha! 169 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,516 "You did not guard your brioche. 170 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:23,884 "It's mine now, huh? 171 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,054 Ha, ha!" 172 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,856 And by the way, just in case you're wondering, 173 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,657 Africans are going to use the grain 174 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,893 to make, like, bread and shit, okay? 175 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,661 These stories always make it sound 176 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,397 like Africans are just gonna eat the grain right out of the sack. 177 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,099 Make it sound like that with us. 178 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,467 It's just like, "Ah, we love this! 179 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,936 Ah! Put the grain in my mouth, huh? Ah." 180 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,505 I know that's what you guys are picturing in your heads. 181 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,540 I know it. I said, "We need grain," 182 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,108 and you guys were like, "I guess they eat grain. 183 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,710 I guess that's what they do." 184 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,712 We cook! 185 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,147 The situation is really messed up. 186 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,183 Not only is Russia stealing Ukraine's grain. 187 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,719 They're causing a food shortage in the rest of the world. 188 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,320 And then, they're gonna sell the grain 189 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,023 to make up for the shortage that they're causing. 190 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,858 And can we just take a moment to acknowledge 191 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,394 how humiliating this is for Russia? Huh? 192 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,396 When they started this invasion, Putin was like, 193 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:12,165 "Our glorious army will conquer Ukraine 194 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,635 for new Russian empire." 195 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,036 And now, he's just like, "Okay, Plan B. 196 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,437 "Let's just rub this bitch, okay? 197 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,906 "We're just going to steal it. 198 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,407 We're just going to steal now." 199 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,409 (applause and cheering) 200 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:26,613 "Plan B." 201 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,182 Yeah, you went from being all high and mighty, 202 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,350 and now, the dude's basically on the corner in Africa like, 203 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,718 "You-you want grain? I got grain. 204 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,487 "You want grain? I got grain. 205 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:34,821 "I also got Rolex. I got Rolex. 206 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,156 "Just the good stuff. just the good stuff. 207 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,858 You want grain? I got grain." 208 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,260 (applause) 209 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,930 But let's move on from the war in Ukraine 210 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,065 to the war zone that is America. 211 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,934 Ever since the Uvalde school shooting, 212 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,235 Congress has been working hard 213 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,571 to craft sensible gun safety measures 214 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,739 that can be narrowly defeated at the last minute. 215 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,943 But a lot of people are trying to make this time different. 216 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,879 I mean, just today, Matthew McConaughey, who's from Uvalde, 217 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,381 was at the White House pushing for reforms. 218 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:05,719 Unfortunately, though, nobody really expects a lot to change. 219 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:10,023 Now, that's where there is an upside to living in "the states 220 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,693 that barely put up with each other of America," all right? 221 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:15,629 And that is, individual states can break off 222 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,497 and pass their own gun laws, 223 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,600 which is exactly what's happening 224 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,535 right here in New York. 225 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,937 New York bolstered its already tough gun laws, 226 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,572 some of the strictest in the nation. 227 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,675 Governor Hochul signed a package of gun reform bills yesterday. 228 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:31,678 Now, among them, a measure that bans the sale 229 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,581 of semi-automatic rifles to anybody under 21. 230 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,252 New buyers are also required to obtain a permit. 231 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,687 Also, red flag laws are expanding. 232 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:43,624 Body armor for civilians is outlawed, 233 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,626 and ammo for semi-automatic handguns is required 234 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:49,062 to be micro-stamped to make it easier to trace. 235 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:52,065 Hochul celebrated the new laws in the Bronx. 236 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:55,369 It just keeps happening. 237 00:08:55,469 --> 00:09:00,073 Shots ring out, flags come down, 238 00:09:00,174 --> 00:09:04,011 and nothing ever changes, 239 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,079 except here in New York. 240 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:07,514 Wow. 241 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:11,618 (applause and cheering) 242 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,054 Wow. 243 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,156 This is... 244 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,158 This is so weird. 245 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,929 A mass shooting happened, and then politicians did something. 246 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,797 (laughter) 247 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,400 I didn't even know that that was possible. 248 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,468 Yeah, it's like I showed up to McDonald's, 249 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,037 and the McFlurry machine is working. 250 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,872 It's just... 251 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,575 I don't know even know how to react to this. Do-- 252 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,210 do I clap? Am I supposed to tip? 253 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:37,878 What's a good tip for passing gun laws, ten percent? 254 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,580 I'm sure it's ten percent. 255 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,114 You know what this feels like, this feels like when 256 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:43,050 you're ready to argue with your partner and before you can 257 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,919 say anything, they just apologize. Right? 258 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,921 Yeah, now you got a throat full of screams 259 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,224 and nothing to do with it. Just like, 260 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:53,293 "Thank you! I appreciate your apology. I love you, too." 261 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:57,965 And New York made a lot of changes. For instance, 262 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,868 it's raising the minimum age on semi-automatic rifles, 263 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,770 which seems like common sense to me. You know? 264 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,772 Although, in my opinion, instead of 21, 265 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,809 I feel like it should be 21 and four days. 266 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,410 Yeah, 'cause I don't want someone buying a gun 267 00:10:10,511 --> 00:10:12,679 on the same night that they're slamming ten shots of Jäger. 268 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,649 Just spread it out. You know? 269 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,618 New York is also gonna be banning body armor, 270 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,386 and that makes sense. Right. 271 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,756 In fact, this is the first state in the country to do it, 272 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,691 which is a great idea. In fact, they should also 273 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,094 ban Under Armour while they're at it. 274 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,662 Yeah, it's not about the shootings. 275 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,297 I'm just tired of seeing people's nipples on the train. 276 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,833 You know? I get it-- you work out. 277 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:39,006 And I know-- I know some people are saying, 278 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,041 "But wait, I'm not a shooter. 279 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,910 I just want body armor for my protection." 280 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:46,013 Don't worry. You don't need body armor. 281 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,848 All right? If you're not doing anything nefarious, 282 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,917 you don't need body armor. Yeah. 283 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,886 Something I've learned from American movies is that you just 284 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,389 need to keep precious family heirloom on your body. 285 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,958 That stops any bullet. Anytime. 286 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,092 Just like, (imitates gunshot) 287 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:00,394 "Oh! 288 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,130 Thank God, my mom's Bible stopped the bullets." 289 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,733 (imitates gunshot) "Ah! Oh, thank goodness, 290 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,369 my grandpa's pocket watch saved me." 291 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,738 (imitates gunshot) "Oh! Thank God I carry Grandma's 292 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,974 "cherished dildo with me all the time. 293 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,811 "Saved my life once again. Thank you, Grandma. 294 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,746 Thank you so much." 295 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,253 I'm just gonna let that soak in for a second. 296 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:32,726 All right, finally, let's move on to a story about CNN, 297 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,195 which stands for Cable News... Ninjas? 298 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:39,099 Anyway, for years, CNN has been notorious for overhyping 299 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,102 every story like it's, you know, the zombie apocalypse. 300 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,338 They're just like, "Breaking news-- the midterm elections 301 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:48,208 are now six months away!" 302 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,178 And, not surprisingly, this approach has started to backfire 303 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,679 as viewers have learned to tune it out, you know, 304 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,515 like the boy who cried wolf. 305 00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:56,416 Or, in this case, the Wolf who cried wolf. 306 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,685 So, because of that... 307 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:02,289 because of that, CNN is making a big change. 308 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,724 We start here with breaking news 309 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,627 about breaking news involving CNN. 310 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,229 The network has a new boss and he says CNN is now 311 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,566 cutting back on overhyping everything as "breaking news," 312 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,668 so much so that CNN has actually added 313 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:18,438 a breaking news guideline to its style book. 314 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:21,542 So you'll soon see a lot less of that breaking news banner 315 00:12:21,642 --> 00:12:23,076 at the bottom of the TV screen. 316 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:26,413 Yes, CNN is cutting back on the overuse of breaking news 317 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,916 And, to celebrate, it immediately put up 318 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,584 a countdown clock to the moment when it'll officially 319 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,086 reduce the amount of breaking news. 320 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,089 Very exciting. One thing at a time. 321 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,993 Look-- look, people, 322 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,329 the truth is-- the truth is most stories 323 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,932 aren't giant news in that way. I'm glad they're doing this. 324 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,300 You know? Great job, Chris Licht. 325 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,369 There's only been, like, three breaking news stories 326 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,371 of the past two decades. Let's be honest. Like, 327 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,508 9/11, coronavirus and that time 328 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:58,445 that guy put salt on his food, but from up here. 329 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,381 Yeah, most people put the salt from, like, down here, 330 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,817 but he did it from up here, yo. 331 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,385 That dude changed the game. 332 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:09,456 It's a technique, it's a whole thing. 333 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,924 And now that CNN is acknowledging this, 334 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,060 now that they're acknowledging that not everything 335 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,729 is breaking news, maybe-- just maybe-- 336 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,165 all of cable news can acknowledge 337 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,801 that maybe news doesn't need to be 24 hours? 338 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,837 Maybe? Huh? It's not necessary, you know? 339 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,406 Maybe you-you can wait to get all the facts 340 00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:29,209 and tell us the correct story at the end of the day. 341 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,946 Ju-Just me? 342 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,284 Possibly. 343 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,119 I mean, think about it. Think about it. 344 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,256 Think about it, honestly. The first ten hours 345 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:45,759 of any news story on cable news is just speculation. 346 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,861 Breaking news. We're hearing that 347 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,330 a tiger has escaped from the zoo 348 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,866 and mauled ten people. 349 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,768 It's a sad day-- Hold on, hold on. 350 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,603 Slight clarification. We're now hearing 351 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,006 that the tiger was in the mall, 352 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,075 and the mall has ten people. 353 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,178 Everybody is alive and-- Oh, hold on. 354 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,446 Our-our sources on the ground are telling us 355 00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:09,316 it's not a tiger, it's a panda. 356 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,351 Express. 357 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,087 There is a Panda Express in the mall. 358 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:15,556 We're gonna stay on top of this story 359 00:14:15,656 --> 00:14:17,090 for the next 24 hours. 360 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,259 Breaking news. 361 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,395 (cheering and applause) 362 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,335 Here's the thing. Even when there is news, 363 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,070 most of it isn't that exciting, right? 364 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,106 It's just everyday stuff that's boring but important. 365 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,808 The economy's up, the economy's down. 366 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,076 The government is doing something 367 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,245 or, more likely, not doing something, you know? 368 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,714 So this is good. And to lower expectations, 369 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:44,618 CNN is actually replacing breaking news 370 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,955 with a new graphic for stories that are just normal stuff, 371 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,925 and we have an exclusive look at what that'll be. 372 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,094 ♪ ♪ 373 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,097 (alarm blaring) 374 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,502 It's perfect. I think they did a great job. 375 00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,437 Well done, CNN. 376 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,406 All right! That's it for the headlines, 377 00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:08,509 but before we go to a break, 378 00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:09,810 let's check in on the stock market 379 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,379 with our finance expert, Michael Kosta, everybody! 380 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,515 (cheering and applause) 381 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,851 -What's going on, Michael? -Yeah. 382 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,353 -More importantly... -Yeah. Yeah. 383 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:20,454 More importantly, Michael, 384 00:15:20,554 --> 00:15:21,755 what's happening in the market today? 385 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,258 Well, I am crushing the markets. 386 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,560 I mean, I-I crush all markets. 387 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,730 Financial markets, uh, Whole Foods Market, 388 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,232 where I actually had to get a second job. 389 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,168 But, uh, I have a hot tip. 390 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,536 I'm gonna share it with you. A hot tip. 391 00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:36,937 And I'm gonna share a hot tip with you. 392 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,639 -So, we'll get into the markets, okay? -Oh, all right. 393 00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:40,073 -Let's do it. -Here we go. Actually, actually, 394 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,909 before we do that, that story about the African nations 395 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,077 -buying the grain, you know? -Yeah. 396 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,181 I mean, I... Why do we put this responsibility on them 397 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,615 to know where their grain comes from? 398 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,484 I mean, we don't even know where our food comes from. 399 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:53,086 -Right. -You know? I've probably enjoyed multiple avocados 400 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,555 from the Sinaloa Cartel, 401 00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:57,591 you know, and I-I sleep fine at night. 402 00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:00,861 But I would say this to these African nations. 403 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,630 Don't love this grain too much. This is white people grain, 404 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,033 and you might develop a gluten intolerance, okay? 405 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,468 Now, look, it's not gonna kill you, 406 00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:11,638 but it's gonna make you very annoying, all right? 407 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,575 Next thing you know, you're gonna be in Tanzania, 408 00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:16,710 doing yoga with Gwyneth Paltrow 409 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,880 while a vagina candle is lit in the back. 410 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,315 So, all right. 411 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,383 -(laughter) -Now, these markets... 412 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,052 (cheering and applause) 413 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,154 Oh, oh. And Turkey. 414 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,822 -Turkey changing its name. -Yeah. Yeah. 415 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,757 -I love this. I love... -Right? 416 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:32,259 You know, I love this. It got me thinking. 417 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,529 I feel like South Africa should do this. 418 00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:37,231 -Wait. -I-I-I do. Look, 419 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:40,067 part of what's great about being a country in Africa 420 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,435 is you get to have this beautiful name. 421 00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:44,238 Uganda, Senegal, Namibia. 422 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,073 South Africa? 423 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,076 I mean, what happened with South Africa? 424 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,078 You just went off the top of your head, Trevor? I mean... 425 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,747 -Well, what do you mean? -You're fr... You're from there. 426 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,617 -Yeah, but it's not like I named it. I didn't name it. -What? 427 00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:59,119 -I'm just... I'm... -Are there other people from South Africa? 428 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,021 -WOMAN: Yeah! -Yeah, there's, like, six of us. 429 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,656 -Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. -You know what I mean? 430 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,391 Great. Great. Great, great. 431 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,727 Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Great. 432 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,262 -Let's get to the markets. -Let's just do the markets. 433 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,596 Let's get... Okay, I'll do the markets. Um... 434 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,665 So, look, this is volatile. 435 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:14,668 It's almost as volatile as a teenage Michael Kosta 436 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:15,869 at a 311 concert. 437 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,505 But, look, when you step back, 438 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,307 take a look at all of this. 439 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,775 What do you see dominating? 440 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,145 I see this green line dominating. 441 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,414 It's the least volatile of everything here, 442 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,882 which is why I advise you, 443 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,851 be the green line, right? 444 00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:33,220 When you have your money, be the green line. 445 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,354 Second thing to think about. 446 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,722 You see these squares right here? 447 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,759 Now, I have spent a lot of time 448 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:41,195 analyzing the dimensions, 449 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:44,231 the feel, the size of each square, okay? 450 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:47,968 Now, these squares, they don't mean anything, okay? 451 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,537 Last thing. You see all this red? 452 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,540 Typically, red is bad in finances, 453 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,542 but Michael Kosta, financial expert, 454 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,344 will tell you, when you have red, 455 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,314 like a stoplight, stop. Wait till it turns green. 456 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,716 Okay? So, in summary, 457 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,651 all right, green lines, 458 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,821 no squares, red turns green. 459 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,023 Boom. Now, here's my hot tip. 460 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,759 -This is... Okay. Yeah. -My hot tip, Trevor, okay? 461 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:16,330 -Invest in Turkey. Boom. -Wait, wait, wait, wait. 462 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,865 Turkey the food or Turkey the country? 463 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,467 Well, that is the million-dollar question. 464 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,236 Okay? Now, I got to go. 465 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:24,037 I got to go to Whole Foods for a shift. 466 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,773 Steve in produce got COVID, so... 467 00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:28,208 (laughter) 468 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,177 -I-I don't know why you have... -(cheering and applause) 469 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,778 Back to you, Trevor. 470 00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:34,348 Why do you need another job? Michael Kosta, everybody. 471 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,083 Don't go away, 'cause when we come back, 472 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,851 Roy Wood Jr. is gonna try to make friends 473 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,420 with right-wing extremists. You don't want to miss it. 474 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,556 (cheering and applause) 475 00:18:48,615 --> 00:18:50,650 (cheering and applause) 476 00:18:56,823 --> 00:18:58,992 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 477 00:18:59,092 --> 00:19:03,596 You know, politics is so polarized in this country 478 00:19:03,696 --> 00:19:05,331 that America needs a leader 479 00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:07,767 who can bring the two sides together. 480 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:10,637 But, instead, we'll have to settle for Roy Wood Jr. 481 00:19:10,737 --> 00:19:13,940 in a new segment we call Disagree to Disagree. 482 00:19:14,908 --> 00:19:16,242 ♪ ♪ 483 00:19:16,342 --> 00:19:18,645 America is too divided. 484 00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:21,448 Republicans versus Democrats. 485 00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:25,852 Billionaires versus billions of the rest of us broke bastards. 486 00:19:25,952 --> 00:19:28,588 Karens versus everybody. 487 00:19:28,688 --> 00:19:31,524 That's why I'm reaching out to the other side 488 00:19:31,624 --> 00:19:33,993 to see if I can't find common ground 489 00:19:34,094 --> 00:19:37,263 with people I disagree with strongly. 490 00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:40,100 For this story, I traveled to Idaho 491 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,635 or Montana or... 492 00:19:42,735 --> 00:19:43,636 Wyoming-- 493 00:19:43,736 --> 00:19:45,238 somewhere with no Black people-- 494 00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:47,740 to meet anti-government extremist 495 00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:51,111 and big-hat enthusiast Ammon Bundy 496 00:19:51,211 --> 00:19:53,079 and see if I could get him 497 00:19:53,179 --> 00:19:56,015 to disagree to disagree. 498 00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:58,151 ♪ ♪ 499 00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:02,455 BUNDY: Doesn't matter if they call it Republican or Democrat, 500 00:20:02,555 --> 00:20:04,624 it is poison to liberty. 501 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,993 (applause) 502 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,362 WOOD: You might remember Bundy from a 2014 standoff 503 00:20:09,462 --> 00:20:11,364 with the government over grazing rights. 504 00:20:11,464 --> 00:20:12,799 This is our land! 505 00:20:12,899 --> 00:20:14,400 WOOD: Or from a standoff with the government 506 00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:16,436 at a nature preserve in 2016. 507 00:20:16,536 --> 00:20:19,105 Ammon Bundy, who pointed guns at law enforcement, 508 00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:21,808 uh, in Arizona, now he's doing it in Oregon. 509 00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:25,011 WOOD: Or from his protests against state COVID restrictions 510 00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:26,112 in Idaho. 511 00:20:26,212 --> 00:20:28,548 This dude is in a lot of standoffs. 512 00:20:28,648 --> 00:20:31,217 And now a guy who spent two years in prison 513 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,886 for fighting the federal government 514 00:20:33,019 --> 00:20:35,021 before getting out on a mistrial 515 00:20:35,054 --> 00:20:37,690 is running for governor of Idaho. 516 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:39,759 BUNDY: As governor, 517 00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:42,362 I will keep Idaho Idaho. 518 00:20:42,462 --> 00:20:43,430 WOOD: The hell does that mean, 519 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,498 besides growing potatoes? 520 00:20:45,598 --> 00:20:48,635 I decided to talk to some of Bundy's supporters. 521 00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:52,505 Ammon is definitely a threat to the old boy network in Idaho. 522 00:20:52,605 --> 00:20:54,441 Why? You know, I don't need 523 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,509 the government to tell me how to act. 524 00:20:56,609 --> 00:20:59,245 -So Ammon Bundy for less governor? -Yes. 525 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,780 Our rights don't come from the government. 526 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,782 Our rights come from God, okay? 527 00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:05,852 And certain people have said, "You know what? 528 00:21:05,985 --> 00:21:08,021 -The buck has to stop somewhere." -Okay. 529 00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:10,790 But you are Black and in Idaho. How did that happen? 530 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:12,759 So, I'm, like, third generation here. 531 00:21:12,859 --> 00:21:13,860 -Yeah. -Okay. 532 00:21:13,993 --> 00:21:16,429 Ammon Bundy is willing to do 533 00:21:16,529 --> 00:21:18,031 what it takes to defend liberty, 534 00:21:18,131 --> 00:21:19,899 just like Rosa Parks did on the bus. 535 00:21:19,999 --> 00:21:23,603 WOOD: I had to meet with this white male version 536 00:21:23,703 --> 00:21:25,171 of Sister Rosa. 537 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:29,342 Okay, so you've been called a militia leader, 538 00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:32,579 you have been called, uh, the "T" word. 539 00:21:32,679 --> 00:21:33,913 -Domestic. -Domestic terrorist. 540 00:21:34,013 --> 00:21:35,648 -Domestic terrorist, yeah. -How do you not 541 00:21:35,749 --> 00:21:39,185 come across as an anti-government person 542 00:21:39,285 --> 00:21:41,821 who's now becoming part of the government? 543 00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:44,224 Well, I want people to use the land 544 00:21:44,324 --> 00:21:46,493 as God intended, 545 00:21:46,593 --> 00:21:49,996 and for the government just to leave them alone, 546 00:21:50,096 --> 00:21:51,464 other than to protect them. 547 00:21:51,564 --> 00:21:52,966 You know, like, when you were a child, 548 00:21:53,032 --> 00:21:54,267 your daddy would be all in your business, 549 00:21:54,367 --> 00:21:55,568 come in your room, go through your toys. 550 00:21:55,668 --> 00:21:57,771 That's-that's government now. 551 00:21:57,871 --> 00:22:01,107 What we really want is a stepdaddy government 552 00:22:01,207 --> 00:22:02,709 that comes in and just goes, 553 00:22:02,809 --> 00:22:05,745 "Hey, don't kill each other. I'll be outside drinking." 554 00:22:05,845 --> 00:22:08,114 Well, yeah, unless one of them tries to infringe 555 00:22:08,214 --> 00:22:09,716 upon another person's right. 556 00:22:09,816 --> 00:22:12,986 WOOD: Clearly, finding common ground would not be easy, 557 00:22:13,052 --> 00:22:16,222 and sure enough, Bundy and I disagreed on a range 558 00:22:16,322 --> 00:22:18,124 of issues from taxes... 559 00:22:18,224 --> 00:22:20,860 I don't believe that property tax is a moral tax. 560 00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:22,662 WOOD: ...to the social safety net... 561 00:22:22,762 --> 00:22:26,199 Never should I say, "Look, Joe over here is needing help, 562 00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:28,601 "and I'm going to force you with the barrel of the gun 563 00:22:28,701 --> 00:22:31,438 to give me $150 so I can give it to Joe." 564 00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:32,839 -That's right. -It's immoral. 565 00:22:33,006 --> 00:22:34,174 (bleep) you, Joe. 566 00:22:34,274 --> 00:22:35,508 WOOD: ...and the definition of slavery. 567 00:22:35,608 --> 00:22:37,010 And then, pretty soon, you end up 568 00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:39,846 with 30% of the people providing for the other 70%. 569 00:22:40,013 --> 00:22:41,114 That's slavery. 570 00:22:41,214 --> 00:22:42,615 WOOD: And that's all before we got 571 00:22:42,715 --> 00:22:47,053 to the King Kong of divisive issues today-- COVID. 572 00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:48,621 Government will go as far 573 00:22:48,721 --> 00:22:50,690 as they-- the people allow them to go, 574 00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:53,693 which is all the way to genocide. 575 00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:57,697 -Explain genocide. -Well, let's look at the 1930s. 576 00:22:57,797 --> 00:23:00,467 What was the Nazis claiming? What was their excuse? 577 00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,702 It was a national health emergency 578 00:23:02,802 --> 00:23:05,872 that the Jews and the Blacks, 579 00:23:05,972 --> 00:23:08,308 that their genes were inferior. 580 00:23:08,408 --> 00:23:09,876 And ultimately decided that they needed 581 00:23:09,976 --> 00:23:11,277 to even put them to death. 582 00:23:11,377 --> 00:23:13,246 -So-- -Like, there weren't, like, Jews and Blacks 583 00:23:13,346 --> 00:23:16,983 dying in droves before Hitler came in and did what he did. 584 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:20,120 He chose to start doing that. Whereas, at least with COVID, 585 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:22,422 there was, "Oh, there's a bunch of dead people. 586 00:23:22,522 --> 00:23:23,890 -How do we stop this? People are dying." -Yeah. 587 00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:26,025 So, do you-you-- you're saying you believe 588 00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:27,627 what the government is saying. 589 00:23:27,727 --> 00:23:29,629 -I'm s-- -You believe the reports. 590 00:23:29,729 --> 00:23:31,331 'Cause they're so honest, right? And they're so good. 591 00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:34,000 How do I get the information you got? 592 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,835 -You can get it. -Why-- 'Cause, any time 593 00:23:36,002 --> 00:23:38,304 people go, "I've done the research," they never say where. 594 00:23:38,404 --> 00:23:40,273 -It's everywhere, and-- -No, that's not an answer! 595 00:23:40,373 --> 00:23:42,008 -Where the (bleep) is it, Mr. Bundy? -Well, I can give it 596 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:43,510 -I need to know! -to you, I can give it to you if you want. 597 00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:45,645 I mean, do you want to go over it right here on my phone? 598 00:23:45,745 --> 00:23:47,213 Everybody say they done the research, 599 00:23:47,313 --> 00:23:49,682 -(stammering) -but they can never give me a www. 600 00:23:49,783 --> 00:23:52,085 And I haven't asked Bundy about his history 601 00:23:52,185 --> 00:23:53,953 of armed standoffs against the government. 602 00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:56,956 Well, so, these accusations 603 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:59,793 of me associating with violent groups-- 604 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:03,430 never once have we ever done anything violent. 605 00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:05,698 You're like a Gandhi of the Rocky Mountains. 606 00:24:05,799 --> 00:24:08,735 I just can't get down with armed occupations, 607 00:24:08,835 --> 00:24:10,603 especially when they end with death and prison. 608 00:24:10,703 --> 00:24:13,640 Seemed like finding common ground was just too hard. 609 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:16,743 But then Bundy surprised me. 610 00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:19,612 I was in prison for two years, federal prison. 611 00:24:19,712 --> 00:24:21,614 And you got the whites are always over here, 612 00:24:21,714 --> 00:24:24,451 and you got the, uh, Mexicans and the Native Americans. 613 00:24:24,551 --> 00:24:26,886 -Everybody s-sticks with their own kind. -Yes. 614 00:24:26,986 --> 00:24:28,354 I know I didn't feel that way. 615 00:24:28,455 --> 00:24:31,257 Next thing I know, I'm out playing basketball 616 00:24:31,357 --> 00:24:34,861 with Black guys. And... no problem, right? 617 00:24:34,994 --> 00:24:37,263 Um, the white guys might have a little bit of a problem 618 00:24:37,363 --> 00:24:39,099 with it, so I go back there and I talk to them and say, 619 00:24:39,199 --> 00:24:41,434 "Hey, look, I'm sorry, this is the way I roll. 620 00:24:41,534 --> 00:24:43,803 "I'm not a racist, but we're playing basketball, 621 00:24:43,903 --> 00:24:45,772 -That's right. -and I really want to win." 622 00:24:45,872 --> 00:24:47,740 Now the guards and the prison gets all concerned 623 00:24:47,841 --> 00:24:50,443 because the way they can keep us, 624 00:24:50,543 --> 00:24:52,312 uh, in the prison 625 00:24:52,412 --> 00:24:53,680 is keep us divided, 626 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,482 and that's what's happening in society. 627 00:24:55,582 --> 00:24:56,783 WOOD: As someone who also felt abused 628 00:24:56,950 --> 00:24:57,984 by the criminal justice system, 629 00:24:58,084 --> 00:25:00,520 Bundy was even supportive of a movement 630 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,856 on the opposite side of the spectrum. 631 00:25:02,956 --> 00:25:04,958 You must have a problem in your mind 632 00:25:04,991 --> 00:25:08,428 if you think that somehow that Black Lives Matter 633 00:25:08,528 --> 00:25:10,830 is more dangerous than the police. 634 00:25:10,964 --> 00:25:14,501 WOOD: What? This cowboy-hatted, beef-sweating constitutionalist 635 00:25:14,601 --> 00:25:16,336 was siding with Black Lives Matter 636 00:25:16,436 --> 00:25:18,037 and not the police? 637 00:25:18,138 --> 00:25:20,507 What I'm hearing is a brother who... 638 00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:21,775 some of his views 639 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:24,644 kind of line up with Black Lives Matter. 640 00:25:24,744 --> 00:25:27,781 Well, I think they might line up with Black people. 641 00:25:27,881 --> 00:25:30,016 And I think they might line up with white people, too. 642 00:25:30,116 --> 00:25:33,987 And I-I guarantee that if I was to be able to communicate openly 643 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:36,589 with the majority of the people in Black Lives Matter, 644 00:25:36,689 --> 00:25:40,794 that probably 95%, uh, of-of our beliefs 645 00:25:40,894 --> 00:25:42,629 would-would align with each other. 646 00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:44,998 -I think that's some common ground. -Mm. 647 00:25:45,064 --> 00:25:47,567 WOOD: Maybe America is headed towards a civil war. 648 00:25:47,667 --> 00:25:49,169 But for a moment, 649 00:25:49,269 --> 00:25:52,071 two Americans who vehemently disagree 650 00:25:52,172 --> 00:25:54,073 found a way to be civil. 651 00:25:54,174 --> 00:25:55,942 Okay, it was a brief moment. 652 00:25:55,975 --> 00:25:57,811 -Yeah, we... Yeah. -You know, we don't agree on everything. 653 00:25:57,944 --> 00:25:59,112 I just think it's okay, 654 00:25:59,212 --> 00:26:00,947 -and I just wanted to shake your hand. -Okay. 655 00:26:01,014 --> 00:26:02,515 Good talking to you. 656 00:26:02,615 --> 00:26:05,952 And there's something else we agree on. 657 00:26:06,052 --> 00:26:08,755 I look damn good in a cowboy hat. 658 00:26:09,956 --> 00:26:11,124 (cheering and applause) 659 00:26:11,224 --> 00:26:12,592 Thank you so much for that, Roy Wood Jr. 660 00:26:12,692 --> 00:26:13,793 All right, when we come back, 661 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,228 we're gonna be celebrating Pride Month 662 00:26:15,328 --> 00:26:17,063 with author Eliot Schrefer. 663 00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,531 You don't want to miss it. 664 00:26:18,631 --> 00:26:20,667 (cheering and applause) 665 00:37:46,716 --> 00:37:47,850 (cheering and applause) 666 00:37:47,950 --> 00:37:49,619 All right, well, that's our show for tonight. 667 00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,621 But before we go, before we go, 668 00:37:51,721 --> 00:37:55,591 please consider supporting Trans Lifeline. 669 00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:57,293 They're a grassroots hotline 670 00:37:57,393 --> 00:37:59,829 offering direct emotional and financial support 671 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,231 to trans people in crisis for the trans community 672 00:38:02,331 --> 00:38:03,633 and by the trans community. 673 00:38:03,733 --> 00:38:05,835 So, if you can, please donate at the link below 674 00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,203 to help their vision for a world 675 00:38:07,303 --> 00:38:08,771 where trans people have the connection, 676 00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,606 the economic security and the care 677 00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:12,341 that everyone needs and deserves. 678 00:38:12,441 --> 00:38:14,243 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there. 679 00:38:14,343 --> 00:38:17,380 And remember, if you don't like your name, 680 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,215 Turkey is now up for grabs. 681 00:38:19,315 --> 00:38:22,084 Now, here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 682 00:38:22,184 --> 00:38:24,787 ♪ ♪ 683 00:38:24,887 --> 00:38:26,789 Dream proposal crushed! 684 00:38:26,889 --> 00:38:29,959 Oh. It's coming out of Disneyland Paris. 685 00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:31,661 -NEWSWOMAN: Gets down on one knee. -NEWSMAN: Mm-hmm. 686 00:38:31,761 --> 00:38:33,529 NEWSWOMAN: Starts to pop the question. Are you watching? 687 00:38:33,629 --> 00:38:34,864 -NEWSMAN: Oh! -NEWSWOMAN: And then boom. 688 00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:36,766 Out of the left corner, a Disneyland employee 689 00:38:36,866 --> 00:38:40,002 runs out and snatches the ring from the guy's hand? 690 00:38:40,102 --> 00:38:41,904 -Oh, my goodness! -NEWSMAN 2: L-Look... 691 00:38:42,004 --> 00:38:43,506 NEWSMAN: He snatched it out of that hand. 692 00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:45,041 NEWSWOMAN: Are you kidding me? 693 00:38:45,141 --> 00:38:46,943 NEWSMAN 2: I'll tell you what, Disney should be happy 694 00:38:47,043 --> 00:38:49,078 that someone is proposing at Disneyland Paris. 695 00:38:49,178 --> 00:38:50,613 I never knew there was a Disneyland Paris. 696 00:38:50,713 --> 00:38:52,415 NEWSWOMAN: I actually didn't.