1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,102 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:03,570 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,339 the only city in America, 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,074 it's The Daily Show. 5 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,575 Tonight, 6 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,478 hearing about January 6th, 7 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:14,181 one cord to charge them all, 8 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,483 and Iman Vellani. 9 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:21,021 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 10 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:23,156 (cheering and applause) 11 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,602 What's going on, everybody? 12 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,171 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 13 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,539 Thank you so much for tuning in. 14 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,507 Thank you for coming out in person. 15 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:42,876 Thank you for being here in person. This is amazing. 16 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,212 Wow! This is fun. Take a seat. 17 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:46,513 Let's do this, people. Let's do this. 18 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,749 We've got a really, really interesting show 19 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:50,951 for you tonight. The January 6th hearings 20 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,386 are kicking off tomorrow, 21 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,854 so we'll finally find out 22 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:55,889 if Donald Trump was a bad president. 23 00:00:55,989 --> 00:01:00,160 Also, Saudi Arabia is dismembering the PGA, 24 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:03,330 and Europe is telling Apple that they're no longer in charge. 25 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:06,266 Plus, Iman Vellani, aka Ms. Marvel herself, 26 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:07,568 is gonna be joining us on the show. 27 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,169 So, let's do this, people. 28 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,605 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 29 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,740 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 30 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,782 All right. Let's kick things off with January 6th. 31 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:24,885 It's why your uncle is calling you from a prison phone. 32 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:27,754 January 6th wasn't just a way 33 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,556 for QAnon members to get their steps in. 34 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:32,626 It was the culmination of a high-level plot 35 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,228 to overturn the election results. 36 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,797 And now, after a year of gathering evidence 37 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:39,867 and speaking to over 1,000 witnesses, 38 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,536 the January 6th committee in Congress 39 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:46,406 is ready to spill the tea on what actually went down. 40 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:49,109 NEWSMAN: Prime-time hearings. The January 6th committee 41 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:50,844 set to take their case to the American public. 42 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,213 How they plan to argue that Donald Trump 43 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,282 and his supporters planned the insurrection 44 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,985 in an effort to overturn the presidential election. 45 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,255 The committee and its members really want these hearings 46 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:04,925 to be blockbuster Watergate-style hearings, 47 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,127 and they are meticulously crafted. 48 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,228 NEWSMAN 2: They're trying to make sure 49 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,363 that this does not look 50 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,331 like other congressional hearings. 51 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,634 Maryland Rep Jamie Raskin has said 52 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,068 that he expects that the hearings 53 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,070 will blow the roof off of the house. 54 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:19,173 Yeah, that's right. The January 6th hearings 55 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:22,743 are starting tomorrow, and every broadcast network, 56 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,979 every cable news network is gonna be covering this. 57 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,916 Obviously, except Fox. Yeah. 58 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,984 Yeah, they're gonna be spending all night 59 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,786 talking about the real culprit. 60 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,188 "Why is nobody talking 61 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,590 "about how Congress has too many doors? 62 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,759 "If there was only one door in and out, 63 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,093 "this never would have happened. 64 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,895 "The crowd would have peacefully dispersed 65 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,865 after hanging Mike Pence. Huh?" 66 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,334 You know who's gonna be torn about the coverage of this? 67 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:48,969 Donald Trump. 68 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,771 Yeah. 'Cause think about it. On the one hand, 69 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,707 he doesn't want anyone to know what he did on January 6th. 70 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,008 But on the other hand, 71 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,144 you know he would love his hearings 72 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:58,979 to get the highest ratings of all time. 73 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,181 You know it. He's gonna be out there like, 74 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,150 "Don't watch the hearings, folks. 75 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,053 "The fake news is saying I overthrew the government, 76 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,487 "which I didn't do. 77 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:10,257 "But it was the biggest overthrow of all time. 78 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,092 "But I didn't do it. 79 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,361 "I didn't do it at all. 80 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:17,297 Watch the hearings. You'll see. You'll see." 81 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,866 (applause) 82 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,634 So, the Democrats are hoping 83 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,070 that these hearings are gonna finish Trump off 84 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:26,106 the same way that Watergate finished off Nixon. 85 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,542 But the difference is those Watergate hearings 86 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,244 happened back in the 1970s. 87 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,079 That was a different time. 88 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,748 They only had, what, three channels back then? 89 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,651 Yeah. America's only choice for entertainment in 1973 90 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,386 was either watching the Watergate hearings 91 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,355 or chain-smoking in between heart attacks. 92 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,690 That's all they could do. And I'll tell you this now. 93 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,659 If the Democrats want everyone to watch, 94 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,528 if they want Americans to pay attention, 95 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:51,131 they can't just have their regular, boring-ass hearings. 96 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,699 You know? You know those hearings 97 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,169 where they act like they just dropped a bombshell 98 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:58,238 and the rest of us have no idea why. 99 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:01,708 But you'll never believe 100 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,845 what happened next. 101 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,247 The White House counsel 102 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:10,884 emailed the chief of staff, 103 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,588 and he bcc'd 104 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:18,725 the assistant White House Counsel! 105 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,262 (imitates explosion) 106 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,498 Wait, wh-why are all the cameras leaving? 107 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,800 What's going on? What's going on? 108 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,435 No. 109 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,237 -No. -(cheering and applause) 110 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:34,107 What they need to do 111 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,843 if you want people to watch in America 112 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,444 is you have to spice things up. 113 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,647 You know, have a kiss cam going for the witnesses. 114 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:44,418 Yeah. Get Shakira to do a halftime show. 115 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,986 Or-or you know what? 116 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,588 They should just get sex involved. I'm gonna say it. 117 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,123 Yeah. That's what made the Bill Clinton scandal so big. 118 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:51,758 Yeah, you got to give people sex stuff. 119 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,228 I don't know. Like, uh, that guy who sold the podium? 120 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,096 Did he have sex with it afterwards? 121 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,565 Huh? Or that guy who dressed in the animal skins. 122 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:01,335 That was a sex thing, right? That had to be a sex thing. 123 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,237 You know, actually, I-I've been thinking about this hard, 124 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:04,304 and I-- and I figured it out. 125 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,873 Americans like entertainment. 126 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,608 Congress wants Americans to pay attention to politics. 127 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:08,675 Those two don't mix. 128 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,043 But there is one person 129 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,613 who can make political machinations interesting 130 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,881 for the masses. 131 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:17,150 There's only one man-- Lin-Manuel Miranda. 132 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:19,119 ♪ ♪ 133 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:21,555 ♪ How could a red hat, right-wing ♪ 134 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,191 ♪ QAnon supporter break the border ♪ 135 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,592 ♪ To get into the Capitol ♪ 136 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,061 ♪ Supporting law and order ♪ 137 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,863 ♪ In the room where it happens ♪ 138 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,665 ♪ The room where it happens ♪ 139 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:35,836 ♪ But, yo, we don't talk about Bruno-no-no. ♪ 140 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,138 High five, Bernie. 141 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:40,207 -High five. -(cheering and applause) 142 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,708 High five. 143 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:45,812 All right. 144 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,315 Let's move on to some international news. 145 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,083 'Cause while America is trying its hardest 146 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,285 to preserve its democracy, 147 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,454 Europe is tackling major problems of its own-- 148 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,089 iPhone chargers. 149 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,558 NEWSWOMAN: The European Union is officially adopting 150 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,193 a common charger, 151 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:00,727 the USB-C. 152 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,462 That's the type of charger already used 153 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:05,165 in most Android phones and other devices. 154 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:09,236 All electronics sold in the EU will have to use a USB-C port. 155 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,471 That's in order to reduce cable clutter 156 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,940 and electronic waste. 157 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,609 Apple has their own proprietary charger, 158 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,045 and they say the proposed rule could render 159 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,614 as many as a billion devices obsolete. 160 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,283 Oh, really, Apple? 161 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,752 You're mad about a change coming out of nowhere 162 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,255 that's gonna render a billion devices obsolete? 163 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,490 Oh, that's funny, because I've got a drawer 164 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:33,160 full of wired headphones that agree with you! 165 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,062 (cheering and applause) 166 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,964 Now you know how it feels, 167 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,699 Tim Cook! 168 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,670 And, you know, Apple claims, they claim 169 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,672 that this new regulation is gonna hurt them financially, 170 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,307 but, guys, let's be real. 171 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,610 Apple always finds a way to win. 172 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,478 You know? They have the regulation, 173 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,814 but they'll find a way to spin this into making money 174 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,216 even if it's off of this. 175 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,519 Thanks to the EU, 176 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:01,355 your old phone is obsolete now. 177 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:02,589 And in the old days, 178 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,191 you might have just thrown it into the garbage. 179 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:05,192 But not anymore. 180 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,895 Introducing the iGarbage. 181 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,464 (cheering and applause) 182 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:13,800 A groundbreaking new way to throw out your phone. 183 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,236 It's basically a regular garbage can 184 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:18,238 but, like, it's got round edges 185 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,806 and it's kind of shiny. 186 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,109 Anyway, it's $1,000. 187 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,244 (cheering and applause) 188 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:32,853 I'm gonna buy one of those. 189 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:35,956 I will say this, if the USB-C 190 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,559 is going to become the default charger around the world, 191 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:42,095 they've got to come up with a better name than USB-C. 192 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:44,498 That's boring. No one wants to say that. 193 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:47,367 You know? Like, Apple, they went with "lightning charger." 194 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,203 Yeah, it makes you want to charge your phone. 195 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,871 (nasally): "USB-C." 196 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,606 Sounds like you're filling out taxes with that. 197 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,741 "Did you fill out your USB-C?" 198 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,145 They need to change the name to something more badass, you know? 199 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:01,014 "Want to charge your phone so fast your dick falls off? 200 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:03,817 You need the Thunder Blaster!" 201 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,353 -(howls) -(electrical guitar plays) 202 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,189 Wow-wa! 203 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,390 Yeah, that's the sound it makes 204 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,259 every time you charge your phone. 205 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,928 And, by the way, can I-- can I just say 206 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,064 how crazy it is that America is struggling, like, 207 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,066 "How do we protect our children from gun violence? 208 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,834 "Oh, how do we stop people from starving 209 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,402 "even when they work three jobs? 210 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,470 There's nothing we can do." 211 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,606 Meanwhile, Europe is so far ahead, 212 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,108 they truly have first-world problems. 213 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,443 You know? They're like... 214 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,044 (German accent): "You know, I was thinking about this 215 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,579 "when I was in the doctor's office 216 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,848 "not paying the other day. 217 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,416 "But isn't it so stressful 218 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,051 "how you have, like, one charger 219 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,621 "but then you need, like, a different charger? 220 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,055 "I was thinking about this. 221 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,224 "I mean, you know, there are many changes we could make. 222 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,059 "Yeah, I learned about this in universities 223 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,061 "that I also didn't have to pay for. 224 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,163 "You know? You can, like, apply your mind 225 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,499 "and you can do this, you know? 226 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,668 "It's all about your perspective, guys. 227 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,170 "All right, I'm going on paternity leave 228 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,272 "for an entire year. See you guys later. 229 00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,606 "Auf Wiedersehen. 230 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,008 Tschüss!" 231 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,076 (cheering and applause) 232 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,748 All right. Enough about Europe. 233 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,616 Right now, there's an even-even bigger story brewing 234 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:10,918 in the world of sports. 235 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,220 You know, usually in golf, 236 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,056 the biggest controversy is that a player 237 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,393 wore a too colorful shirt, you know? 238 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:22,129 Or someone said a bad word after they sliced their shot. 239 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,363 (whooshing sound) "Aw, phooey!" 240 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,132 (gasping) 241 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,300 This time though, 242 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,902 golf is tied up in a real scandal, 243 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,505 because some of its star players are switching 244 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:35,042 to a new league launching in Saudi Arabia. 245 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,345 It's caused a major split in the golfing world. 246 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,515 A controversial Saudi-backed golf series tees off tomorrow. 247 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,784 The tournament has secured several big names 248 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:47,087 despite threats from the PGA Tour to sanction them. 249 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,890 American golfer Dustin Johnson quitting the PGA 250 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:53,260 and joining the controversial league backed by Saudi Arabia. 251 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,529 And this is coming after Phil Mickelson announced 252 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,664 his comeback by joining the same league 253 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,234 despite previously describing the Saudi regime 254 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,869 as "scary MF'ers 255 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,538 who have a horrible record on human rights." 256 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:09,142 I understand that many people have very strong opinions 257 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:12,079 and may disagree with my decision. 258 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:15,415 But, um, 259 00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:18,018 at this time, 260 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:22,022 this is, uh, an opportunity that gives me a chance 261 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,725 to have the most balance, uh, 262 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,793 in my life going forward, and I think 263 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:29,263 this is going to do a lot of good for the game. 264 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:32,833 We will agree that when Phil Mickelson says 265 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,068 this gives him "the most balance in my life," 266 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:36,703 he means money, right? 267 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,872 (laughter, applause) 268 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,009 I mean, just say "money." 269 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,877 "The reason I'm here is money." 270 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,446 Yeah, because the Saudis are reportedly paying him 271 00:10:46,547 --> 00:10:49,983 -$200 million. -(gasping) 272 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,186 Yeah, so just say it's the money. 273 00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:53,620 Stop coming up with all these stories. 274 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,489 I would say that to the audience if I was him. 275 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:56,957 I wouldn't even play those games. 276 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,792 I'd be like, "Yeah, you know why I'm going to Saudi Arabia? 277 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,861 "They're giving me $200 million. 278 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,830 -$200 million dollars." -(applause) 279 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,399 'Cause you're telling me why you're going, why you... 280 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,302 I'll give you a million dollars if you shut the (bleep) up. 281 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:12,206 Acting like you've ever had to make this decision. 282 00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:14,842 People are kidding themselves about their morals. 283 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,276 Everyone's like, "Oh, I can't believe he's doing it." 284 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,945 You're telling me that for $200 million, 285 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,313 you wouldn't play golf for the Saudis? 286 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,081 Hell, let me tell you something. For $200 million, 287 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,916 I would let the ruler of Saudi Arabia set up his tee 288 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:27,087 on my crotch. That's where he can hit it from. 289 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,889 Yeah, I can buy a new crotch with that money, 290 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,390 a better crotch. 291 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,825 I'll be honest with you. I am torn 292 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,328 when it comes to this issue. Because on the one hand, 293 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,296 I do think boycotting a country like Saudi Arabia 294 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,798 could effectively push them 295 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,534 to create a less oppressive society. I believe that. 296 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,636 Happened with South Africa during apartheid. 297 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,372 People boycotted, the country was embarrassed, changed. 298 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,942 On the other hand, there's an argument that maybe 299 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,778 by bringing them in and exposing them to the rest of the world, 300 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,715 that might cause liberal values to infiltrate their societies. 301 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,117 You know, because it starts with golf. 302 00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:02,055 Then over time, it's racket sports, squash, tennis, huh? 303 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,124 Yeah, yeah, now they're wearing shorts. 304 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,426 Ooh. Getting more liberal. Yeah. 305 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,595 Then maybe you add a bar where people-- 306 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:11,265 men and women-- can hang out after their activities. 307 00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:13,066 And then, boom, you got a liberal society. 308 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,537 Or at the very least, a country club. It's progress. 309 00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:19,606 I mean, the real question here is why you would you even want 310 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,843 to play golf in Saudi Arabia in the first place? 311 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:27,214 The sand trap is the entire country. What are you doing? 312 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,650 What are you doing? All right, finally, 313 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,452 if you are one of those people who can't seem to arrive on time 314 00:12:32,553 --> 00:12:35,122 for any meeting or any date or any event in your calendar, 315 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:39,526 well, according to trend watchers, your time is up. 316 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,196 Being fashionably late is no longer in fashion, 317 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:44,431 according to a New York Times article. 318 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,700 It argues that now being fashionably late 319 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,369 is out of fashion, that punctuality is cool. 320 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,538 In the third year of the pandemic, 321 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,508 apparently, people are less sympathetic for old excuses 322 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,244 of why you show up late to a meeting. 323 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,314 The author of this says that now that more people have 324 00:13:00,414 --> 00:13:01,481 to go back into the office, 325 00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:04,284 they are more protective of their time 326 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,619 that they got to be there. 327 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:08,689 and less forgiving about people who are late. 328 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:12,259 That's right, people. Being on time is cool now. 329 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:16,196 We're putting the "punk" in punctuality. 330 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,332 -Ow! -(rock guitar playing) 331 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:21,235 -Yeah! -(applause) 332 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:25,072 Someone just charged their phone. 333 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:28,075 But still, let's not get carried away with this, all right? 334 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,445 I agree, yes, it is good to be on time, 335 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,447 especially for big things. 336 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:37,417 You know, like meetings at work, or your wedding. 337 00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:39,386 Yeah, you don't want to be late for that. 338 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,455 Especially if you're the bride because then, like, 339 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:44,458 the organ player-- they're gonna have to fill time, you know. 340 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:46,894 And they'll just be like... ♪ Dun, dun, dun-dun. ♪ 341 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,262 "No, not yet." 342 00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:50,364 ♪ Dun, dun, dun-dun, dun ♪ 343 00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:52,399 ♪ Dun-dun, dun, dun-dun. ♪ 344 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,800 "Still nothing?" 345 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,970 (playing upbeat circus tune) 346 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,173 "Still n... Aah!" 347 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,041 So, look, I agree, I agree. I think it is good 348 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,810 for people to arrive on time, but I will say this. 349 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:08,115 I hate this culture of people who are personally offended 350 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,484 by people who weren't there on the dot. 351 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:15,355 Oh, you disrespected my time and you disrespected my family! 352 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,825 Calm down! Don't get so touchy about it. 353 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:19,893 Oh, you weren't here on time. 354 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,428 Yo, back in the day, I get it. 355 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,063 You had to wait at the mall until your friends showed up. 356 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,431 You didn't know where they were. 357 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,799 You didn't know if they were late or dead. 358 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,601 You had no clue. Yeah. 359 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,403 You didn't even know if you were stood up for a date 360 00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:31,071 until you saw the person the next time. 361 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,706 "Hey, what happened?" "Oh, I got married." 362 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,274 "What?!" 363 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,476 But in 2022, no one should be pissed off 364 00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:38,545 that they had to wait a little bit for somebody to show up. 365 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,681 You've got a phone, people. Use it. 366 00:14:40,781 --> 00:14:44,618 Right? Read the news. Play a game. Learn Japanese. 367 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,588 Maybe you should answer one of those 2,000 unread emails 368 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,089 that I've seen on your phone. 369 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,724 "Oh, I was waiting for you." 370 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,526 They're waiting for you. 371 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,161 You're gonna be mad that I'm late to dinner. 372 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,529 Then when I finally get to dinner, 373 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,097 you spend half of the time looking at your phone. 374 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,966 Why didn't you do this shit before I got there, huh? 375 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,467 -(laughter and applause) -Why? 376 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,903 -(cheering and applause) -You got the phone. Use it. 377 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,438 "I'm late." 378 00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:06,173 "Ugh, Trevor, you came late. 379 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,408 You came late, Trevor." I'm not late! 380 00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:11,144 I'm giving you an opportunity to watch things online. 381 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:15,115 I'm giving you an opportunity to watch a video of an orangutan 382 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,051 pulling a guy through a cage. 383 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,053 Yeah. Pulling a man. 384 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,089 You've seen me before. You've never seen 385 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:25,492 an orangutan pull a grown man into a cage. 386 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,160 And then another guy comes to help him, 387 00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:28,695 and the orangutan blocks him with his foot. 388 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,930 And that other guy is like, "All right, 389 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,065 I'm not helping anymore. This shit is crazy." 390 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,467 And if you haven't seen that video, 391 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:36,303 that's because you're probably always on time. 392 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,804 All right, that's it for the headlines. 393 00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:39,139 But before we go to a break, 394 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,607 it's time to check in on the weather forecast 395 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,943 with our own Desi Lydic, everybody! 396 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,078 (cheering and applause) 397 00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:50,817 Desi... 398 00:15:50,918 --> 00:15:52,886 Uh, morning, Trevor. 399 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,290 -Sorry, D-Desi, uh... -Yeah, hey, what's up? 400 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,558 The weather-- 401 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,196 -Sorry, do we-do we need to cut? What's up? Desi, we-- -Oh. 402 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,565 Hey, let me know when you need me on the show, okay? 403 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:07,935 We-we needed you on the show, like, 20 minutes ago, Desi. 404 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,137 -Hmm? -We started. 405 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,772 Oh, shit. 406 00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:13,207 -Yeah. -Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. 407 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,042 Cool, cool, cool. Here, let me just, uh, 408 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,944 take my stuff off. 409 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,847 -Okay. You got some space down there. -We started a-- 410 00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:21,281 You don't mind sticking that there. 411 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,716 -I-I actually do. We should be-- -You got a recycling bin? 412 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,084 -Yeah, no, I don't have recycling. -It's fine, I'll just 413 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,919 -take it with me. That's good. -Ok-- 414 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,121 -We should be on the weather already. Is-- -Oh, yeah. 415 00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:29,957 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's good, it's good. 416 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,425 What-what's happening in the weather, Desi? 417 00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:35,162 (exhales) Oh, it is hot. I know, 'cause I was just outside. 418 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,065 -I mean... -Ooh. 419 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,566 Hotter than Saudi Arabia. 420 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,668 Oh, you know you what should cover on the show tonight? 421 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,338 -That whole golf Saudi story. -Oh. 422 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,473 -That'd be really good. -You think so? 423 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,609 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah, maybe we should. Yeah. 424 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,911 You know what's so crazy is the fact that 425 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:54,081 American country clubs have just started letting women play golf, 426 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:57,117 and these guys are like, "Let's move it to Saudi Arabia." 427 00:16:58,819 --> 00:17:00,621 Every time I play golf, 428 00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:02,556 men criticize the way I play. 429 00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:04,424 They're all nitpicky about 430 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:07,027 how I drive my real car on the course. 431 00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:09,696 Let me tell you something, 432 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,865 I beat them to the next hole every time, 433 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,201 so who's laughing now? 434 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,170 -I-- Yeah, I hear you there. Um... -Yeah. 435 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,472 Desi, we-we're very late now. Would you mind, um... 436 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,307 Oh, yeah, yeah, I just got to charge my phone. 437 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,643 Can you grab my charger out of my backpack? 438 00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:24,111 -Okay, Jesus, Desi, I don't have -Yeah. 439 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,245 -the time for this thing. I-- -It's just right there. 440 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,648 Oh, Lord, what-what the hell is this? 441 00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:29,783 What is this? 442 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,785 It's that one. 443 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,154 -What is this? -Yeah. Those are my chargers. 444 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,524 yeah, I got my iPhone, my iPad, my iPad mini, 445 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:41,562 my sound machine, my Crockpot, my Crockpot mini. 446 00:17:41,662 --> 00:17:44,198 But-but, careful, though, there's a system. 447 00:17:44,298 --> 00:17:46,066 -Okay. What-what-- -Yeah, don't pull the wrong one, 448 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,268 'cause there is a bomb in there. 449 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,970 Desi, this is ridiculous. You can't 450 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,505 go around like this. This is madness. 451 00:17:51,605 --> 00:17:53,740 Oh, you know what, there's a story on this, out of Europe. 452 00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:56,376 They're trying to condense down to one port. 453 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,613 Here's my thing on it. I mean, what's so bad 454 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:02,616 about having lots of different types of ports, right? 455 00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:04,484 All ports are beautiful. 456 00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:09,122 Ports naturally come in different shapes and sizes. 457 00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:11,391 You know, especially out of Europe. 458 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,627 Whew. Oh, man. 459 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:16,730 I have seen some wild ports in Europe. 460 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,835 I did a semester abroad. It was a crazy time, yeah. 461 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:25,305 But each one is-is beautiful in its own way, 462 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,741 and I'm gonna be honest, frankly, I don't really think 463 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:30,444 the government should be regulating our ports, right? 464 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,613 My port, my choice. 465 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,654 -That's a-- -Do you, uh, you need anything else from me? 466 00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:42,122 -Yeah-- -'Cause I got to go meet some friends for drinks. 467 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,124 I hate being late. 468 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,059 Oh. Oh, you-you wouldn't say. 469 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,061 Um, all right, well, just grab this, and we can-- 470 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,397 -Yeah, I'll just-- -Thank you. Um... 471 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,598 It's just funny that were you late for this and then now 472 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,268 -you-you're gonna just bounce-- -Oh, uh, 473 00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:56,803 I just-- I want to be honest about something. 474 00:18:56,904 --> 00:19:00,073 I was talking about vaginas earlier. 475 00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:01,175 When were you saying the ports. 476 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:02,843 Yeah, I just wanted you to know. 477 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,678 Yeah, I knew it was a vagina joke. 478 00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:06,780 See? That's what I love about you. 479 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,383 You always know when I'm secretly talking about vaginas. 480 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,019 -You're a feminist that way. -That's-that's... that's 481 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,022 what they say about me. All right, thank-thank you... 482 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,557 thank you so much for doing the weather, Desi. 483 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,724 -Yeah, no problem. -This was really informative. 484 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,026 -All right. -Yeah. 485 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,061 -And you-you're leaving now? -Huh? Yeah, yeah. 486 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,063 Okay, well, have fun out there. I hear the weather's great. 487 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,164 Uh, yeah! 488 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,666 All right. Desi Lydic, everybody. 489 00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:28,769 -Thank you so much. -(cheering, applause) 490 00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:31,104 All right, don't go away, 'cause when we come back, 491 00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,940 Roy Wood Jr. is going to Brooklyn. 492 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,908 You don't want to miss it. 493 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:38,345 I've just-- No. no. There is nothing. 494 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,713 There's nothing here. There's nothing here. 495 00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:41,515 Desi Lydic, everybody! 496 00:19:44,157 --> 00:19:46,192 (cheering and applause) 497 00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:53,332 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 498 00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:57,537 We're gonna talk about gentrification. 499 00:19:57,637 --> 00:19:59,605 It's why your old bodega 500 00:19:59,706 --> 00:20:03,276 is now a fancy brunch place named Bodega. 501 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:07,246 But can the gentrifiers and the gentrifees make peace? 502 00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:10,149 Well, Roy Wood Jr. went to find out. 503 00:20:10,249 --> 00:20:12,185 WOOD: According to the latest census, 504 00:20:12,285 --> 00:20:15,455 the white population is decreasing nationwide. 505 00:20:15,555 --> 00:20:17,223 NEWSWOMAN: For the first time, 506 00:20:17,323 --> 00:20:19,992 the white population in the United States has declined. 507 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,928 WOOD: But there's one place their numbers are up 508 00:20:22,028 --> 00:20:24,630 almost nine percent: Brooklyn. 509 00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:28,301 This wealthy white migration has led to increases in rent, 510 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,804 cost of living and requests to speak to the manager. 511 00:20:31,904 --> 00:20:33,539 So I followed a trail of succulents 512 00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:35,174 and Wes Anderson DVDs 513 00:20:35,274 --> 00:20:37,710 deep into the den of gentrifying Brooklyn, 514 00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:40,046 where I sat down with Tommy Holley. 515 00:20:40,146 --> 00:20:43,049 The white population has gone up almost nine percent. 516 00:20:43,149 --> 00:20:46,586 The Black population has gone down almost nine percent. 517 00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:48,020 Would it be safe to say 518 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,323 that that's how they're showing Black lives matter, 519 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,726 by just moving them out to somewhere else? 520 00:20:53,826 --> 00:20:55,061 What they're doing is they're just buying out 521 00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:56,829 and clearing out the neighborhood, 522 00:20:56,929 --> 00:20:58,131 and-and it's not right. 523 00:20:58,264 --> 00:21:00,600 WOOD: Tommy's lived in Brooklyn his entire life. 524 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,169 Everything is going up sky-high, and it's harder to live. 525 00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:06,906 So, the way out is to sell the house. 526 00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:09,976 WOOD: Tommy's mother bought their brownstone in 1963 527 00:21:10,076 --> 00:21:12,578 when Black homeownership in Brooklyn was booming. 528 00:21:12,678 --> 00:21:14,580 But lately, Black mortgages 529 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,949 have been going the way of the dodo bird. 530 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:20,319 We have the, you know, the white population that's moving in. 531 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:21,988 And they walk up and down the streets. 532 00:21:22,088 --> 00:21:25,558 Some speak. Others walk past you like, um... 533 00:21:25,658 --> 00:21:26,959 "Why you here?" 534 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:29,128 -But you got the stick, man. -Yeah, but if they... 535 00:21:29,295 --> 00:21:30,997 They don't think you like a magical Negro? 536 00:21:31,097 --> 00:21:32,365 -Yeah, well... -Look at this. Look at... 537 00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,300 That's one of them magical Negro sticks. 538 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,868 Okay, you just got to go... 539 00:21:35,968 --> 00:21:38,738 -(Wood grunts) -(laughs) 540 00:21:38,838 --> 00:21:40,039 That'll scare gentrifiers. 541 00:21:40,139 --> 00:21:42,041 A Black dude with a magic stick? 542 00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:43,643 But no amount of Black wizardry 543 00:21:43,743 --> 00:21:45,912 could make the block parties lit again. 544 00:21:46,012 --> 00:21:48,815 And residents like Judith Lovell and Ayanna Prescott 545 00:21:48,915 --> 00:21:51,317 don't even recognize their own neighborhood. 546 00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:52,952 So, this neighborhood used to be Black. 547 00:21:53,052 --> 00:21:54,487 All Black, 100%. 548 00:21:54,587 --> 00:21:56,022 Like the '70s Black. 549 00:21:56,122 --> 00:21:57,523 -Right. -Like when the music was good 550 00:21:57,623 --> 00:22:01,394 and O.J. Simpson was just a really good football player. 551 00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:04,330 It was all Black, and you had discount stores 552 00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:07,467 where we could get things cheaply. 553 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:09,369 -We don't have that anymore. -Yeah. 554 00:22:09,469 --> 00:22:12,739 Our bodega's now a nail... like, a high-end nail salon. 555 00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:14,374 -What new milks have arrived? -Oh, my gosh. 556 00:22:14,474 --> 00:22:16,542 -(chuckles) -There's so much. There's hemp. There's oat. 557 00:22:16,642 --> 00:22:19,145 There's, um, hazelnut. 558 00:22:19,278 --> 00:22:20,279 There's coconut. There's... 559 00:22:20,346 --> 00:22:21,881 WOOD: The Trojan horse of gentrification 560 00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:24,183 seemed to increase the volume of nut milks 561 00:22:24,283 --> 00:22:27,920 while decreasing actual necessary food supply. 562 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:31,724 And even common decency was facing extinction. 563 00:22:31,824 --> 00:22:34,694 I've had, uh, neighbors call 311. 564 00:22:34,794 --> 00:22:37,196 WOOD: 311 is a hotline New Yorkers use to complain 565 00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:39,399 about nonemergency shit, 566 00:22:39,499 --> 00:22:42,702 and the gentrifiers seem to have it on speed dial. 567 00:22:42,802 --> 00:22:44,637 -Um... -So 311 is like the snitch line, 568 00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:46,305 but the police don't come right away. 569 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,674 -Right. -Exactly. -So it's like the dry snitch line. 570 00:22:48,775 --> 00:22:50,643 -Exactly. Couldn't you ring my bell? -Yeah. -Okay. 571 00:22:50,743 --> 00:22:52,278 Introduce yourself. 572 00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:53,780 Come up. Say hello. 573 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,149 So are these just people that don't know how to make friends 574 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,684 -or is there another issue... -It's a combination of both, 575 00:22:58,785 --> 00:23:00,253 -maybe. -...of... 576 00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:02,488 (groaning softly) 577 00:23:02,588 --> 00:23:03,923 -Is that... -Possibly. 578 00:23:04,023 --> 00:23:06,826 WOOD: There's an anthropological term for this. 579 00:23:06,926 --> 00:23:08,094 Racism! 580 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,696 And the only thing rising faster 581 00:23:09,796 --> 00:23:12,465 than the number of man buns is the real estate. 582 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:14,734 The prices are just skyrocketing. 583 00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:16,335 Houses going for $3 million. 584 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,337 -Before... -Wait, I'm sorry. What'd you say? 585 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,140 The houses in, uh, Bed-Stuy go for $3 million now. 586 00:23:22,108 --> 00:23:23,943 $3 million. 587 00:23:24,043 --> 00:23:25,178 How much you pay for this house? 588 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:27,013 23-seven. 589 00:23:27,113 --> 00:23:29,882 $23,000 and you could sell it right now? 590 00:23:29,982 --> 00:23:32,285 For close to $2 million. 591 00:23:32,385 --> 00:23:33,820 Aw, you got to go. 592 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,888 Wait a minute, you the one that said that I should stay! 593 00:23:35,988 --> 00:23:37,957 Well, I did that before you told me what you was gettin'. 594 00:23:38,057 --> 00:23:39,158 (laughs) 595 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,427 You know, the money i-is great. 596 00:23:41,527 --> 00:23:43,129 But it's not everything. 597 00:23:43,229 --> 00:23:45,231 WOOD: Right, right. It's about the community. 598 00:23:45,264 --> 00:23:46,632 And if we're gonna save that, 599 00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:48,468 we need to set some ground rules. 600 00:23:48,568 --> 00:23:50,636 What are some things that people moving into the neighborhood 601 00:23:50,737 --> 00:23:54,440 could do to help honor what has been built over the decades? 602 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:57,510 Just be kind. 603 00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:58,845 Wait, just be-be kind? 604 00:23:58,945 --> 00:24:00,246 -Yeah, just be kind. -Okay. Okay. 605 00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:02,548 I'm-a write that one down. 606 00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:06,152 -Just... be kind. -Be kind. (chuckles) 607 00:24:06,252 --> 00:24:08,821 -Communication. Don't call 311. -Communication. 608 00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:10,656 Don't... snitch. 609 00:24:10,757 --> 00:24:13,693 Support the local small-owned businesses. 610 00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:15,728 The local weed dealers. 611 00:24:15,828 --> 00:24:17,730 If that's your thing, yes. 612 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:20,266 Definitely introduce yourself to your neighbors. 613 00:24:20,299 --> 00:24:22,735 Like I said, embracing what was already here. 614 00:24:22,835 --> 00:24:24,971 Don't just think that because you're here, 615 00:24:25,071 --> 00:24:27,940 you're entitled to your $9 artisanal coffee. 616 00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,842 -Artisanal coffee? -Mm-hmm. 617 00:24:29,942 --> 00:24:32,278 Arabica beans from Kenya 618 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,881 -or, um... Yeah. -That's wild. 619 00:24:34,981 --> 00:24:37,350 (chuckling): Is that where your coffee came from? 620 00:24:38,384 --> 00:24:39,685 Got this from a bodega. 621 00:24:39,786 --> 00:24:42,321 No, you did not. That's not a bodega cup. 622 00:24:42,422 --> 00:24:44,390 -(bleep) it. It's good, all right? -(laughs) 623 00:24:44,490 --> 00:24:46,926 Damn, even I need caffeine. I got to get the word out. 624 00:24:47,026 --> 00:24:48,361 And the only way to do that 625 00:24:48,461 --> 00:24:51,130 is in the universal language of Brooklyn: the flyer. 626 00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:53,933 Give that a look, tell me what you think. I'm making flyers. 627 00:24:54,033 --> 00:24:57,003 Tell me if that checks out. You know, do respect 628 00:24:57,103 --> 00:25:00,239 the culture of the block. Which means clap on beat. 629 00:25:00,273 --> 00:25:02,575 -"Clap on the twos and fours." -That's big. Oh, my God, yeah. 630 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:03,910 Got to be on beat, You can't have a block party 631 00:25:04,010 --> 00:25:05,111 -if everybody off-beat. -You can't, you can't. 632 00:25:05,244 --> 00:25:07,380 This one: "Don't start a sentence with 633 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,449 -'When I was at NYU.'" -Let's put these up. 634 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,551 -Put 'em all around. -Get the street scene together. 635 00:25:11,651 --> 00:25:12,785 -Yes, sir. All right. -Thank you. All right. 636 00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:15,488 WOOD: The community approved the gentriflyer. 637 00:25:15,588 --> 00:25:16,789 But would it work? 638 00:25:16,889 --> 00:25:19,258 So, would you consider yourself a gentrifier? 639 00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:21,994 I don't know, I've never really thought of it before. 640 00:25:22,095 --> 00:25:24,897 -Do you speak to your neighbors? -One of 'em, one time. 641 00:25:24,997 --> 00:25:26,866 Just, like, ran into each other in the hallway. 642 00:25:26,966 --> 00:25:29,268 -♪ ♪ -WOOD: Damn! This man needs an education. 643 00:25:29,302 --> 00:25:31,704 We're trying to spread the word on ways you can 644 00:25:31,804 --> 00:25:34,173 help gentrifiers. I could flyer the whole town, 645 00:25:34,273 --> 00:25:36,609 but would it make people respect their Black neighbors? 646 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:40,179 Would it stop the 311 calls, the dog shit everywhere? 647 00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:42,482 Wait, should I say "dog shit" or "dog poop"? 648 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,917 -"Dog shit," for sure. -WOOD: Can anything I do 649 00:25:45,017 --> 00:25:47,520 make a difference? Just told you, 650 00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:49,756 -give you some of these ideas. -Um... 651 00:25:49,856 --> 00:25:52,425 "No phones for Karens." 652 00:25:52,525 --> 00:25:55,261 -"311 for murder only." -Mm-hmm. 653 00:25:55,361 --> 00:25:59,399 "Contribute-- give the closest Black person to you $50." 654 00:26:05,304 --> 00:26:07,240 I don't carry cash on me. 655 00:26:07,306 --> 00:26:10,810 I'll shoot you my Venmo. 656 00:26:10,910 --> 00:26:13,913 You ready? 657 00:26:14,013 --> 00:26:17,316 Just scan that. 658 00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:18,785 All right. 659 00:26:18,885 --> 00:26:21,754 All right, I got it. Boom, Appreciate that. Thank you. 660 00:26:21,854 --> 00:26:25,458 Damn. Flyering does work. But is it enough to stop 661 00:26:25,558 --> 00:26:26,993 the erosion of this historic community 662 00:26:27,093 --> 00:26:30,797 and hold on to legacy residents like Tommy? 663 00:26:30,897 --> 00:26:33,132 -I'm going to Florida. -The (bleep)? 664 00:26:33,266 --> 00:26:35,935 -You going to Florida? -I'm tired of the snow. 665 00:26:36,035 --> 00:26:38,071 I'm tired of shoveling the snow. 666 00:26:38,171 --> 00:26:39,639 I'm tired of the leaves. 667 00:26:39,739 --> 00:26:41,074 Are you tired of racism? 668 00:26:42,075 --> 00:26:44,210 Yes, I am. 669 00:26:44,243 --> 00:26:45,945 You gonna go to Florida? 670 00:26:46,045 --> 00:26:47,213 Aw, shit. 671 00:26:47,313 --> 00:26:50,283 -I'm sorry for cussin'. -It's okay. 672 00:26:50,383 --> 00:26:52,285 Thank you so much for that, Roy. All right, when we come back, 673 00:26:52,385 --> 00:26:54,253 Iman Vellani, aka Ms. Marvel herself, 674 00:26:54,353 --> 00:26:55,855 will be joining me on the show, so don't go away. 675 00:26:55,955 --> 00:26:57,990 (cheering, applause) 676 00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:08,568 (cheering and applause) 677 00:27:11,438 --> 00:27:12,672 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 678 00:27:12,772 --> 00:27:15,975 My guest tonight is actor Iman Vellani. 679 00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:17,977 She's here to talk about starring 680 00:27:18,078 --> 00:27:21,347 in the new Disney+ series Ms. Marvel. 681 00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:23,349 ♪ ♪ 682 00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:25,351 Wow, that's... 683 00:27:25,452 --> 00:27:28,121 amazing. 684 00:27:28,221 --> 00:27:30,123 How does it feel? 685 00:27:31,458 --> 00:27:33,493 Like an idea come to life. 686 00:27:36,229 --> 00:27:38,131 Uh... 687 00:27:38,231 --> 00:27:39,733 (grunts) 688 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,368 So I guess superstrength is not a part of the equation. 689 00:27:42,469 --> 00:27:44,971 Yeah, well, maybe I should've tried harder in gym. 690 00:27:45,071 --> 00:27:46,172 (grunts) 691 00:27:48,508 --> 00:27:49,876 (grunts) 692 00:27:51,177 --> 00:27:52,512 I saved you. 693 00:27:52,612 --> 00:27:54,881 Please welcome Iman Vellani. 694 00:27:54,981 --> 00:27:57,016 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 695 00:27:59,753 --> 00:28:01,788 -Welcome. -Thanks. 696 00:28:05,425 --> 00:28:07,060 Whoa. 697 00:28:10,029 --> 00:28:11,898 Ms. Marvel, welcome to The Daily Show. 698 00:28:11,998 --> 00:28:13,800 -Thank you, thank you. -Are you used to that yet, 699 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,335 the fact that you are Ms. Marvel? 700 00:28:15,435 --> 00:28:17,303 -And not just Ms. Marvel, by the way. Not just Ms. Marvel. -No. 701 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:21,374 But you are officially currently the most liked show 702 00:28:21,474 --> 00:28:23,743 -on Rotten Tomatoes in the Marvel Universe. -I... 703 00:28:23,843 --> 00:28:26,946 -(cheering and applause) -95%. How does it feel? 704 00:28:27,046 --> 00:28:28,548 It feels great. 705 00:28:28,648 --> 00:28:30,350 It's weird that, like, people who doubted us... 706 00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:31,785 (chuckles): Like, we're the underdogs now, 707 00:28:31,885 --> 00:28:33,553 and so the amount of "actuallys" in a sentence. 708 00:28:33,653 --> 00:28:34,821 "Oh, it's actually pretty good." 709 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,823 "Actually, I think I'm kind of liking it." 710 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:38,658 So, that's-that's my favorite part. Yeah. 711 00:28:38,725 --> 00:28:39,993 You've been a fan for a long time. 712 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,694 A hot minute. (chuckles) 713 00:28:41,795 --> 00:28:43,363 -Yeah. -I want to know... I want to know how, 714 00:28:43,463 --> 00:28:45,665 because everyone has a story about how they became a fan 715 00:28:45,732 --> 00:28:48,468 of one of the Marvel characters that not everybody knows about. 716 00:28:48,568 --> 00:28:51,171 Ooh. I mean, I was, like, six when Iron Man came out, 717 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,705 so the MCU's always been in my life. 718 00:28:52,806 --> 00:28:54,774 And then, like, my high school's 719 00:28:54,874 --> 00:28:56,276 right across from a comic book shop, 720 00:28:56,376 --> 00:28:58,344 and I have the fattest crush on Robert Downey Jr., 721 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,713 -so I just, like, needed more Iron Man. -(laughter) 722 00:29:00,814 --> 00:29:03,149 (laughs): So it was... I was, like, constantly reading 723 00:29:03,249 --> 00:29:05,618 more Invincible Iron Man. And then I picked up Ironheart. 724 00:29:05,652 --> 00:29:07,620 -Okay. -And then through her, I found Kamala. 725 00:29:07,654 --> 00:29:09,756 And I was like, "Oh, my God. Brown person. Who's this?" 726 00:29:09,856 --> 00:29:11,958 And fell in love with her. 727 00:29:12,058 --> 00:29:13,827 -(cheering and applause) -Yeah. 728 00:29:14,828 --> 00:29:16,296 It seems like... 729 00:29:16,396 --> 00:29:20,233 I mean, it-it feels like you were made for this character. 730 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,202 I... It was crazy. I felt like the comics 731 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,704 -were written about me, for me and only me. Like... -Yeah. 732 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:27,006 It-it re-- No, it really does-- It, like-- 733 00:29:27,107 --> 00:29:29,075 How many stories can you say where-where you go like, 734 00:29:29,175 --> 00:29:31,177 "Oh, who is this character?" Okay, uh, you know, 735 00:29:31,277 --> 00:29:32,912 here you have this girl who's born 736 00:29:33,012 --> 00:29:34,714 -to immigrants from Pakistan. -Yeah. 737 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:36,316 And then she's, like, living in this different world. 738 00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:38,184 And it's like you-- like, you-you're that. 739 00:29:38,284 --> 00:29:40,286 That-That's wild. Like, Muslim superhero? 740 00:29:40,386 --> 00:29:41,454 Fully. 741 00:29:41,554 --> 00:29:43,556 (cheering and applause) 742 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:45,024 It's crazy. 743 00:29:46,092 --> 00:29:47,393 This is... 744 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,763 I-I hope you were just Ms. Marvel for every Halloween. 745 00:29:49,863 --> 00:29:51,431 -That's what I would do. -Ooh. I-I dressed up as her 746 00:29:51,531 --> 00:29:52,899 -on Halloween when I was 15. -Oh, you did? 747 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,734 I fully manifested this. 748 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:55,769 Yeah. 749 00:29:55,869 --> 00:29:57,103 Did people know who you were? 750 00:29:57,203 --> 00:29:59,172 No! I went to school and I was so excited! 751 00:29:59,272 --> 00:30:02,175 I h-- Like, my grandma helped me stitch the costume. 752 00:30:02,275 --> 00:30:03,710 And I went to school and everyone was like, 753 00:30:03,810 --> 00:30:06,212 "Ooh. (stammers) Cool Flash costume, man." 754 00:30:06,312 --> 00:30:08,148 -(laughs) -I was like, "Are you kidding me? 755 00:30:08,248 --> 00:30:09,783 The lightning bolt doesn't mean Flash." 756 00:30:09,883 --> 00:30:11,785 But, yeah, I had to go across the street, 757 00:30:11,885 --> 00:30:13,887 buy a Ms. Marvel comic and just carry it with me 758 00:30:13,987 --> 00:30:14,954 so people knew who I was. 759 00:30:15,054 --> 00:30:16,623 You had to reference the... 760 00:30:16,656 --> 00:30:19,325 You realize that's never gonna happen again now right? 761 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:20,627 (cheering and applause) 762 00:30:20,727 --> 00:30:21,961 You realize. That's... 763 00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:24,230 I mean, that's one of the coolest stories of all time. 764 00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:26,866 -Yeah. -I-- You know, the-the story's really great 765 00:30:26,966 --> 00:30:29,002 because some people, you know, 766 00:30:29,102 --> 00:30:30,437 feel like it's a different world. 767 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,739 They'll be like, "Oh, how do you have a Muslim superhero? 768 00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:34,174 And, you know, she's from Pakistan." 769 00:30:34,274 --> 00:30:35,408 But everyone doesn't seem to understand 770 00:30:35,508 --> 00:30:36,743 that every hero comes from somewhere 771 00:30:36,843 --> 00:30:38,211 and they just have their story and that it's just, 772 00:30:38,311 --> 00:30:39,345 -like, normal for them. -Yeah. 773 00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:40,713 I love how the show is seamless. 774 00:30:40,814 --> 00:30:44,217 I love how it's just her story and she's a superhero. 775 00:30:44,317 --> 00:30:46,486 Yeah, I think we've really, like, done what the comics did 776 00:30:46,653 --> 00:30:49,689 in organically incorporating diversity into her story. 777 00:30:49,789 --> 00:30:51,157 And it's not something that just, like-- 778 00:30:51,257 --> 00:30:53,660 It's not 100% her personality, being Muslim or being Pakistani. 779 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,996 -Yes. -It's just she's this Avengers-loving, 780 00:30:57,097 --> 00:30:59,833 fan fic-writing dork who just happens to be Muslim 781 00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:01,968 and Pakistani, and that side of her kind of, 782 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:04,037 you know, guides her as-- It's her moral code. 783 00:31:04,137 --> 00:31:06,239 And-and then it uplifts her and elevates her story 784 00:31:06,339 --> 00:31:09,609 in a really unique way that we really haven't seen in the MCU. 785 00:31:09,676 --> 00:31:11,644 -So I think that's cool. Yeah. -It is very cool. 786 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,514 -It's super cool. The powers are cool as well. -(cheering) 787 00:31:14,614 --> 00:31:16,382 Th-- Okay. That was something I was intrigued by. 788 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,151 Because, like, like, 789 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,653 I remember seeing some of the-the old comics 790 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,423 of Ms. Marvel, and-and she had, like, stretching abilities. 791 00:31:23,523 --> 00:31:25,358 -Yeah. -And I-I know you can't give anything away, 792 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,193 but in-- you know, you have different powers 793 00:31:27,293 --> 00:31:28,628 in the beginning. It's like you can-- you can, like, 794 00:31:28,728 --> 00:31:31,097 shapeshift things and you can... You know? 795 00:31:31,197 --> 00:31:33,233 -Yeah. -Is that-- Are-are-- Is she gonna get, 796 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,101 -like, more powers or is there... -More powers? 797 00:31:35,201 --> 00:31:37,971 -Yeah? -There's purple light coming out of that. 798 00:31:38,071 --> 00:31:39,973 -I'm not being ungrateful. I'm just say... -Well... 799 00:31:40,073 --> 00:31:42,108 I-- That sounded like-- I was just asking if she's gonna get, 800 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:43,643 like, different-- Are there, like, things that-- 801 00:31:43,743 --> 00:31:45,879 You-you don't want to tell me anything. I see you. 802 00:31:45,979 --> 00:31:48,114 It premiered today and then Disney told me, they're like, 803 00:31:48,214 --> 00:31:49,649 "Iman's not gonna tell you anything if you ask her 804 00:31:49,749 --> 00:31:52,185 -about it, and..." -I, like, swore an oath to Kevin Feige. 805 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,254 I'm like "You will not get a Tom Holland out of me. 806 00:31:54,354 --> 00:31:55,955 Nothing's coming out." 807 00:31:56,055 --> 00:31:57,657 -No spoilers! -It's like-- Yeah. 808 00:31:57,724 --> 00:32:00,827 No spoilers whatsoever. 809 00:32:00,927 --> 00:32:03,363 So this is just the beginning. You realize this. 810 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,298 -You are, I mean, -(snorts) 811 00:32:05,398 --> 00:32:07,901 -this is such a fun, wild story, -Yeah. 812 00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:10,003 You-you-- you-you got this role 813 00:32:10,103 --> 00:32:13,406 one of the craziest ways possible, 'cause I heard a rumor 814 00:32:13,506 --> 00:32:16,176 that you heard about this from, like, a family member. 815 00:32:16,276 --> 00:32:18,812 -They didn't call you directly. -WhatsApp. WhatsApp. 816 00:32:18,912 --> 00:32:20,180 Which is, like, funny, 'cause, like, 817 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,450 brown people thrive on WhatsApp. 818 00:32:23,616 --> 00:32:25,018 So, like... 819 00:32:25,118 --> 00:32:28,688 the fact that this happened through a WhatsApp forward-- 820 00:32:28,788 --> 00:32:30,957 -Wait, how, how? -My-my aunt was a part of some 821 00:32:31,057 --> 00:32:33,493 brown group chat that she never opens, and one day she opened it 822 00:32:33,626 --> 00:32:35,161 and someone had forwarded this casting call, 823 00:32:35,261 --> 00:32:36,329 and she sent it to me and I'm like, 824 00:32:36,429 --> 00:32:40,066 "Look, this is what a scam is. Um... 825 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:42,702 We don't-- I-I'm not an actor, I can't--" 826 00:32:42,802 --> 00:32:44,637 Like, it-it was fully a blank page that said, 827 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,372 "Send head shot and résumé here. Ms. Marvel casting." 828 00:32:46,473 --> 00:32:47,774 I was like, "Okay." 829 00:32:47,874 --> 00:32:50,777 Um, and then they sent a self-tape and then, uh, sides 830 00:32:50,877 --> 00:32:52,712 for the self-tape and an NDA, and I was like, "Oh, my God, 831 00:32:52,812 --> 00:32:54,080 it's real, I know exactly which comic books 832 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,116 they pulled these scenes from." 833 00:32:56,216 --> 00:32:57,851 And so I wasn't gonna do it just out of, like, 834 00:32:57,951 --> 00:33:00,720 -sheer fear of failure. -No, really? 835 00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:03,123 Yeah, and then, like, 3:00 a.m. hit the night it was due, 836 00:33:03,223 --> 00:33:04,824 and I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?" 837 00:33:04,924 --> 00:33:06,993 So, I, like, don't know how self-tapes work, so I recorded 838 00:33:07,093 --> 00:33:08,628 my own voice as the other character and then 839 00:33:08,728 --> 00:33:11,231 lowered the pitch. 840 00:33:11,331 --> 00:33:12,632 So it sounded like I was talking to someone 841 00:33:12,732 --> 00:33:15,435 and then just, like, acted off of my own voice. 842 00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:16,903 And the next day I get a call, they're like, 843 00:33:17,003 --> 00:33:18,438 "Do you have a lawyer? We want to fly to you L.A." 844 00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:20,707 I was like, "Cool." 845 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:26,012 -I mean... -Yeah. 846 00:33:26,112 --> 00:33:29,115 You-you know what, you know what this means, though, 847 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:31,184 is now... 848 00:33:31,284 --> 00:33:32,752 your aunt is gonna answer every single WhatsApp 849 00:33:32,852 --> 00:33:34,421 -that ever comes her way. -I know! 850 00:33:34,521 --> 00:33:35,889 You've messed up her life. Like, she's never gonna 851 00:33:35,989 --> 00:33:37,791 -be the same now. -No, she holds this on me now, like-- 852 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,626 Yeah. Congratulations on the show. 853 00:33:39,659 --> 00:33:41,027 -Congratulations on it being so successful. -Thank you so much. 854 00:33:41,127 --> 00:33:42,996 Wonderful meeting you. Thank you for being here. 855 00:33:43,096 --> 00:33:46,266 Everybody's gonna watch. You didn't give us any spoilers. 856 00:33:46,366 --> 00:33:48,768 Ms. Marvel is streaming right now on Disney+. 857 00:33:48,868 --> 00:33:51,538 95% from Rotten Tomatoes. We're gonna take a quick break, 858 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:54,374 but we'll be right back after this. 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