1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,202 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:03,537 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:07,474 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:11,011 Tonight: America's gas is out of control. 5 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:14,181 Remembering January 6th. 6 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:17,017 And Michael R. Jackson. 7 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:20,721 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 8 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,856 (cheering, applause) 9 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:39,439 What's going on, everybody. Welcome to The Daily Show. 10 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,475 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,545 Thank you for coming out in person. 12 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,813 This is it. We made it. 13 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,882 We're here. Take a seat, everyone. Let's do this. 14 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,918 We've got a really great show for you tonight. 15 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:54,121 Joe Biden is beefing with Mexico's president. 16 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,223 Congress is trying to do something about guns. 17 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:59,326 And the price of gas is still rising. 18 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,295 So the next Fast and Furious is just gonna be Vin Diesel 19 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,063 giving piggyback rides to everybody. 20 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,098 (imitates Diesel): But only for family. 21 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,167 (regular voice): Plus-- really excited about this-- 22 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:10,103 our guest tonight is the creator of one of the most amazing 23 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:13,974 Broadway shows ever created, nominated for 11 Tony awards, 24 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,076 Michael R. Jackson is gonna be joining us. 25 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,711 So, let's do this, people. 26 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,647 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 27 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,916 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 28 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,756 All right. Let's kick things off 29 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:33,160 with the price of gas. Aka petrol, 30 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,196 aka car cocaine. (grunts) 31 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,232 There are few commodities out there 32 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,634 that affect the cost of living more than gas. You know? 33 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:41,969 It's how we get to work. 34 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,404 It's how we ship products across the country. 35 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:47,508 And it's how we let our ex know that we busted them cheating. 36 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,544 Now, I don't need to tell you that over the past few months, 37 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,012 the price of gas has ben climbing faster than 38 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,181 your grandpa's heart rate on Viagra. In fact, 39 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,117 gas is so expensive, instead of champagne, ballers 40 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:59,887 have started ordering canisters of premium at the club. Yeah. 41 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,589 Just like... (imitates hip-hop air horn) 42 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,758 (imitates explosion) That club was really lit. 43 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,393 And as the national average in America hits 44 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:09,062 five dollars a gallon for the first time ever, 45 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,965 people all over the country are doing whatever they can 46 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:15,469 to stretch a tank as far as they can. 47 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,638 NEWSMAN: For a nation that feels like it's stuck right now 48 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:22,075 in gas gridlock, many drivers aren't sitting idle 49 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,478 with soaring costs-- they're getting creative. 50 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:28,415 My salary hasn't changed, so I carpool with my sister to work. 51 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,617 Uh, one week she drives, and the one week I drive. 52 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,352 I just bought the motorcycle, of course, 53 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:35,689 and now, for 20 bucks, I use, like, for three days 54 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,724 to four days. It just saves me a lot. 55 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,760 NEWSMAN: At a time gas prices are so high, 56 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,895 bike sales are exploding. 57 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,331 I've moved to the city. I don't need my car. 58 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,632 Um, can't afford gas. 59 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,235 NEWSMAN: And even Google Maps is your friend, 60 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,471 with an option to navigate based on fewer hills and traffic. 61 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,241 Even police departments are under strain. 62 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,377 This Michigan sheriff's office is feeling the pain at the pump 63 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:00,280 as well, according to its Facebook post, and has advised 64 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,650 deputies to manage non-urgent calls over the phone. 65 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,353 Well, well, well. 66 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,488 I guess Joe Biden did end up 67 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,758 defunding the police, yes. 68 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,660 The secret 69 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,063 was just defunding everyone at the same time, 70 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:19,299 so we didn't notice. I see you, Joe, very slick. 71 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:22,469 But, yeah, gas prices are so high even police 72 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,872 have to do their jobs over the phone. 73 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:27,474 Which, you got to admit, is gonna be tough for some cops, 74 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:29,076 you know? It's just gonna be like, "All right, sir, 75 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:31,144 "are you Black? Okay, then I'm gonna have to ask you 76 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,714 "to whup your own ass a little bit. Yeah. 77 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:37,150 "Just frisk yourself for no reason, just to be safe. 78 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,652 You know who's actually gonna be hit the hardest by this, right? 79 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,722 It's the Karens. Yeah, 'cause they're the main people 80 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,758 calling the cops with non-urgent shit. They're like, 81 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,160 "Hello, police, there's a Black man at the grocery store 82 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:49,763 "buying Trix cereal, which is illegal, 83 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,532 "because Trix are for kids. 84 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,301 Hurry! Hurry, quickly!" 85 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,905 But, yeah... 86 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:04,745 All over the country, Americans are doing anything they can 87 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,147 to save on gas. Carpooling, 88 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,216 switching to motorcycles. 89 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,919 Shit, I pretended to be sick this morning 90 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:15,055 just to get a free ambulance ride to work. 91 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,324 -(coughing) -(siren wailing) -(monitor beeping) 92 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:21,261 Oh, it's definitely AIDS monkeypox Ebola. 93 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,629 (coughing) 94 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,765 I do-I don't think I'm gonna make it. 95 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,701 I-- I don't know how much longer I have-- 96 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,503 Oh, wait, that-that's my office, you guys can put-- 97 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,471 you can drop me off here. Yeah, I-I'm gonna pull through. 98 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:32,906 I'm gonna pull through. You guys can pull over here. I'm good, 99 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,608 I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. I-I'll see you guys tomorrow. 100 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,076 All right, bye-bye, bye-bye. 101 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,178 (cheering and applause) 102 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,350 You know, for real, though, it's actually times like this 103 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,319 that a lot of people are glad they live in New York City, 104 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,187 because you don't need to pay for gas here. 105 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,789 Right? You can walk. You can ride a bike. 106 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,357 You can take the subway. 107 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,759 And then with all that money that you save not buying gas, 108 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,329 you can afford a room the size of a coffin. Yeah. 109 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,331 ♪ In New York ♪ 110 00:04:57,431 --> 00:05:00,434 ♪ Concrete jungle where you have ten roommates ♪ 111 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,136 ♪ There's no space for any of you. ♪ 112 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:05,706 That was a verse they cut out of the song. 113 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,475 But it goes to show you how desperate times are. 114 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:12,546 America will do anything to save on gas right now. 115 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,915 I mean, not investing in mass transit, obviously, 116 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,252 but anything else. Anything else. 117 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,720 And that means we're gonna have to move on, 118 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,854 because unfortunately, 119 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,389 gas prices aren't the only problem 120 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,291 affecting American people right now. 121 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,093 And yes, I'm talking about guns. 122 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,461 The never-ending problem 123 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:30,063 that America just can't seem to solve. 124 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,432 Which, now that I think about it, 125 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,101 maybe America, like, 126 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,502 shouldn't keep hitting the same brick wall. 127 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:38,071 Maybe America can just use some of its problems 128 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,908 to solve some of its other problems. 129 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,410 You know? Yeah, like, like maybe the price of gas 130 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,445 will get so high that mass shooters 131 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,080 won't be able to drive to a gun store 132 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,482 to buy weapons in the first place. 133 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:51,618 You don't need red flag laws if gas is $20 a gallon. 134 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:54,121 (applause) 135 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,356 But until that happens, lawmakers in Congress 136 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,691 are trying to find any measure 137 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,626 that can help reduce the amount of guns 138 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,228 that end up in the hands of madmen, 139 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,364 and yesterday, the House took action. 140 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,900 A major legislative package on new gun measures 141 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,135 is headed to the Senate 142 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,370 after passing in the House yesterday. 143 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,740 By a 223 to 204 vote, 144 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:17,110 lawmakers approved the Protecting Our Kids Act. 145 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,413 The legislation is a collection 146 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,548 of six new gun safety measures, 147 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,750 including raising the minimum age 148 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,887 to buy semiautomatic rifles from 18 to 21 149 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,457 and requiring that all firearms be traceable. 150 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,693 Five Republicans joined Democrats 151 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,261 and also supported the bill. 152 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,830 It is, however, unlikely to pass in the Senate, 153 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,233 where control is evenly split. 154 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,701 NEWSMAN: One Republican congressman 155 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,170 who voted against the bill, Congressman Steve Scalise, 156 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,906 explained his opposition to new gun control laws. 157 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,908 I go back to September 11th. 158 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,711 Airplanes were used that day as the weapon 159 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,145 to kill thousands of people 160 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,615 and to inflict terror on our country. 161 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:57,451 There wasn't a conversation about banning airplanes. 162 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,053 Wow. 163 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,756 Wow, that is a good point. 164 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,692 I can't think of any way flying changed 165 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,494 after 9/11. 166 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,196 Now, if you'll excuse me, 167 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,765 I have to get to the airport 15 hours early 168 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:15,102 so the TSA has time to run a background check on my shampoo 169 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:18,438 to see if it has any links to ISIS. 170 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,574 (applause) 171 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,410 This is a terrible comparison. 172 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,346 Nobody's trying to ban all guns. 173 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,081 They're trying to add small measures 174 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:29,616 to make people more safe, 175 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:32,186 which is exactly what happened to air travel after 9/11. 176 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,487 I mean, do you even remember 177 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,222 what airport security was like before 9/11? 178 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,224 You could basically walk onto a plane 179 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,726 and just browse around like it was an IKEA. Yeah. 180 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,062 You could just be like, "No, I-I don't have a ticket. 181 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,497 "I just wanted to check out the cockpit. 182 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,432 This is nice. This... What does this do?" 183 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:46,967 (imitates beeping) 184 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:50,537 "This is fun. All right, have a safe trip." 185 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,306 But this is the problem. You see, this is the problem 186 00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:53,774 that gun lovers have in America. 187 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:56,310 There's nothing else that is as unregulated 188 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,878 as they want guns to be. 189 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,680 So their-their options and the, like, 190 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,448 the analogies they use always don't make sense. 191 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,750 They're always like, "Cars kill people, too, 192 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,186 "but you don't regulate... Wait, wait. 193 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,556 "Actually, I mean, alcohol kills people, too, but they... 194 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,125 "Wait, actually... No, wait. Medicine kills people, too, 195 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,027 "but we don't regulate... Oh, no, wait. We do. 196 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,163 "Uh, let me think. Guns kill people, 197 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,098 "but we don't regulate those, huh? 198 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,567 "See what I did? Oh, that's... I've gone back on myself. 199 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,469 -That's what I've done." -(laughter) 200 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,304 -But despite... -(applause) 201 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:27,708 Despite these dumbass objections from people like Steve Scalise, 202 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,210 the House still passed a gun control bill. 203 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,046 The only problem is that everyone already knows 204 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,949 that it has zero chance of passing in the Senate, 205 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,151 which has got to be rough for the House. 206 00:08:38,252 --> 00:08:39,653 You know, you work so hard on something 207 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,356 that you know is going to lose. 208 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:44,825 You know, they're like the New York Knicks of legislation. 209 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,260 (laughter) 210 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,861 Like, what a weird system in America 211 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,263 where one chamber of Congress 212 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,064 spends all its time passing legislation 213 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,833 that they know the other chamber's gonna shoot down. 214 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,169 It's such a strange system. 215 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:58,205 Normal for America, crazy for most of the world. 216 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,773 America's basically doing that thing 217 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,109 that parents do with their kids, you know? 218 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,911 You know those parents that aren't on the same page? 219 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,245 Like you ask your dad, "Dad, 220 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,446 can we eat ice cream for dinner?" 221 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,515 And he's like, "Yeah, sounds good to me, 222 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,650 but you got to ask your mom." 223 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,553 And you know Mom is gonna say no! 224 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,887 So I should have just asked her! 225 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,156 Why are you even a part of this process?! 226 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,225 "Well, if I get your mom on the record saying no, 227 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,093 "then I can run ads against her next year 228 00:09:20,194 --> 00:09:23,230 and then we can get a new cooler mom. Yeah." 229 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,066 But what's especially interesting to me 230 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,135 is that, as modest as this bill is, 231 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,171 only five Republicans voted for it. 232 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,706 Only five. 233 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,675 And get this-- four of them 234 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,211 aren't running for reelection. 235 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:39,513 Yeah. Which is really interesting. 236 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,681 You know? Time and time again, you see 237 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,816 whenever Republicans aren't worried 238 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,285 about pandering to Trump voters, 239 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:48,589 all of a sudden, they make commonsense decisions. 240 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,257 And I'll be honest, this-this has shown me something 241 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,159 that, like, maybe America needs to relook the process. 242 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,095 Maybe people in Congress shouldn't get to be reelected. 243 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,331 You just do one term and you're done. That's it. 244 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,532 Yeah, because then America's politicians 245 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,067 would finally care more about governing 246 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,535 as opposed to getting reelected, you know? 247 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,303 It's kind of like the same way people in relationships 248 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,972 finally tell the truth when they're breaking up. 249 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,740 You know what I mean? Yeah. 250 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,741 Because, the whole time, you're worried 251 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,076 about saving the relationship. 252 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,244 But if you're not worried about that anymore, 253 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:11,445 you become a lot more honest. 254 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:12,880 Yeah. All of a sudden, you're like, "Well, 255 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,515 "it's gonna end anyway, so I might as well tell you now 256 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,250 "that you fart like a beatboxing machine 257 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:19,486 "in your sleep, Sarah! 258 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:20,687 The whole night." 259 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,823 (beatboxing) 260 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,695 (chuckles) 261 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,030 Moving on. 262 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,200 This week, Los Angeles is hosting 263 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,102 the Summit of the Americas. 264 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,603 Because contrary to popular belief, 265 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,540 America isn't the only America in the world. 266 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,074 Yeah. There are dozens of countries 267 00:10:41,175 --> 00:10:43,177 in North and South America, 268 00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:44,578 and, every once in a while, they get together 269 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:47,147 to discuss issues that affect the entire region 270 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,483 and then they bitch about Christopher Columbus. 271 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,518 But, for this year's summit, 272 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,254 the person most countries are bitching about 273 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,523 is Joseph Robinette Biden. 274 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,393 Drama before the diplomacy officially begins 275 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,061 this week in Los Angeles, 276 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,896 where President Biden will be hosting 277 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,798 the Summit of the Americas. 278 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,800 There is a significant snub. 279 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,069 The president of Mexico has announced 280 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,238 that he is refusing to attend the summit 281 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,774 because the U.S. is not inviting Cuba, 282 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,676 Venezuela and Nicaragua 283 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,378 over their lack of democratic values. 284 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,615 But Mexico says the agenda of migration, 285 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,951 economics, climate and COVID 286 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,086 is just too important to exclude 287 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,088 any of the nations from this region. 288 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,157 The White House counters that it believes 289 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,492 that no dictators should be invited. 290 00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:34,528 W-Wait a second. 291 00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:38,866 Joe Biden has stopped a Mexican from coming to America? 292 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,102 You know, wherever he is, 293 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,938 Trump must be so pissed off right now. 294 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,609 He's like, "Joe Biden is stealing my ideas. 295 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,210 "I'm the Mexican man! 296 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,945 Mom!" 297 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,383 But seriously though, this is such a petty story. 298 00:11:56,483 --> 00:12:00,454 This is a meeting of the leaders of an entire hemisphere. 299 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,390 But, instead, they-they sound like middle school mean girls. 300 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,125 You know? It's just like, "Hey, Mexico? 301 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,494 "I'm having a party and you can come, 302 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,763 "but don't tell Cuba and Venezuela 303 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,900 and Nicaragua, because they're not invited." 304 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,236 Like, "Oh, America, it's so brave 305 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,239 that you think you're cool enough to even throw a party." 306 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,574 (gasps) "You bitch! 307 00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:24,178 Oh, my God! Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra! Ra-ra-ra!" 308 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,513 I will say this, I think we can all agree 309 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,482 that Mexico's making a good point. 310 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,418 America's stance on human rights violations 311 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,086 seems a little inconsistent. 312 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,254 Right? Think about it. 313 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:38,091 You won't even talk to Cuba and Nicaragua? 314 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,627 But then you're gonna fly to Saudi Arabia 315 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:44,364 and beg Prince Bone Saw to release more oil? Huh? 316 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,867 I mean, it seems like America's a lot more tolerant of countries 317 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,269 that have a little, uh, cha-ching. 318 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,737 Is that what it is? 319 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,005 Yeah. In many ways, the American government 320 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,107 is like a stripper. Yeah. 321 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,776 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, if you ain't paying, 322 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,544 they don't care about you. 323 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,112 And I hope you know that, Saudi Arabia. 324 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,347 America's not actually into you. 325 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,882 They're just saving up for college. 326 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,283 That's all this is. 327 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,353 It's not about you, America. 328 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,188 A transaction. 329 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,226 Here's the thing. Here's the thing. 330 00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:13,827 Whether the U.S. likes it or not, 331 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,696 it is connected to these countries. Right? 332 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,231 They affect the United States 333 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:18,832 and the United States affects them. 334 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,567 Don't you think it's weird that you're gonna be talking 335 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,436 about migrants from Nicaragua 336 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:25,339 but then Nicaragua is not gonna be at that summit? 337 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:26,707 You don't think it's strange? 338 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,542 It's gonna be like staging an intervention 339 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,143 without the person there. 340 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,346 You've got to get your life together, Barry! 341 00:13:32,446 --> 00:13:34,281 Is what I would say if Barry was here. 342 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,782 I think this would have been good, guys. 343 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,384 This would have gotten through to him. 344 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,286 It really would have been great. Where is Barry, by the way? 345 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,455 What? Drunk again? Oh, well, we tied. 346 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,323 All right, that's it for the headlines, but before we go, 347 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,658 let's check in on the traffic 348 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,127 with our very own Roy wood, Jr., everybody! 349 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,795 (applause and cheering) 350 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,931 Hey, Wood! 351 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,701 Looking nice. Looking nice. 352 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,236 -What is going on, Roy? -Oh, hey, what's up, man? 353 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,105 What's happening, man? What's happening in the traffic? 354 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,140 I'm just... I'm just looking, man. Ain't nothing happening. 355 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,443 Ain't nobody out there. The gas cost too damn much. 356 00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:06,914 Everybody at home. Ain't nobody on these roads today, man. 357 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,384 It's looking pretty... looking pretty good out there. 358 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:14,154 You know, I'll be honest, man. With these gas prices, man, 359 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,057 I kind of... It's got me kind of rooting for monkeypox. 360 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,327 -(laughter) -Sorry. What? 361 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,763 How was traffic during the last shutdown? 362 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,331 It was good, wasn't it? 363 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,266 It was good. The last pandemic, there wasn't no traffic. 364 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,968 So bring back another pandemic. Boom. 365 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,270 Traffic fixed, problem solved. 366 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,705 -I mean, that's... -I'm telling you, man. 367 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:34,074 The gas prices are getting out of hand. 368 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,709 Like, I kind of like the fact, though, 369 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:38,645 that the police can't respond to every call. 370 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,748 That's cool for now, but then, when the emergencies start... 371 00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,884 really start piling up, then it's gonna be bad, man. 372 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,686 Eventually, the police gonna have to start carpooling 373 00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:48,522 with the fire department and the ambulance. They're gonna have 374 00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,824 to ride together. Like, the only way they're gonna come 375 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,659 and save you is if all three things are happening 376 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,962 -to you at the same time. -(laughter) 377 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,664 Like, if you get shot, you got to set something on fire. 378 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,100 Then they'll show up. 379 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,435 They're gonna have to combine their vehicles. 380 00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:04,605 -It's gonna get bad. -(applause) 381 00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:07,941 They're going to have to come check on you 382 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,943 in a fire truck ambulance cruiser. 383 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,178 NOAH (laughing): A fire truck... 384 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,146 Yeah, the fire truck ambulance cruiser. 385 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:15,148 That's with all three-- police cruiser, ambulance, fire truck. 386 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,884 -All combined. Well, thank you, Roy. -Yeah. It was in 387 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,887 -Boyz n the Hood. -What's happening in the traffic, Roy? 388 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,689 (laughter) 389 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,859 It's just... it's just people going... errands. 390 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,795 People are just going to and fro, man. 391 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:32,733 It's just... It's a beautiful thing, man. It's just... 392 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:36,336 Real quick about the-the gun law stuff, the gun... 393 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,704 whatever they're trying to pass. 394 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,806 Yeah, the gun safety, yeah. 395 00:15:39,907 --> 00:15:42,476 That's part of it, all right? Can we...? 396 00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:46,980 Like that's the only solution to gun violence is gun... 397 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,649 -regulating guns. Gun vi... -That's a good... 398 00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:51,518 A lot of different things contribute to gun violence 399 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,520 -in this country. -I agree. I agree. 400 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,656 You start with the guns, but then you look at communities, 401 00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:58,091 you look at schooling, you look at eradicating poverty. 402 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,060 -I hear what you're saying, Roy. -I'm not talking about that. 403 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,529 I'm talking about lonely white dudes. I'm talking about... 404 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,033 -(laughter) -We got to have legislation. 405 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,535 Like, every lonely white dude got to have a friend. 406 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,705 We got to legislate friends for lonely white men. 407 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,042 -(applause and cheering) -And I think that's how we get... 408 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,411 That's how we fix some of it. 409 00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:18,812 Like, it would be like jury duty. 410 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,547 Like, you think you got to... You think you, like, 411 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,216 you get to go out this week, but then you got a letter 412 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,318 in the mail like, "Report to Gary's basement." 413 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,454 And you got to be Gary's friend for a little while. 414 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,857 'Cause them lonely white men ain't got no friends, man. 415 00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:31,859 So you don't let the lonely white men 416 00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,360 not have a friend is what... Okay, but then, 417 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,795 -but then white... -You're giving 'em a friend. 418 00:16:34,895 --> 00:16:36,363 Every lonely white dude gets a friend. 419 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,232 -Yeah, yeah, I understand that. -Rotating group of friends. 420 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,234 Yeah, but then what if they put a lonely white man 421 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,102 with another lonely white man? 422 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,470 Then isn't that double dangerous? 423 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,372 No, that's called a militia. That's safer 424 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,541 -than a lonely white man. -(laughter) 425 00:16:47,641 --> 00:16:51,078 A militia is much safer than a lonely white man. 426 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,980 Militia got a uniform, they got a website, 427 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,548 they got a schedule, they get permits. 428 00:16:54,648 --> 00:16:57,150 They let you know when they're going to show up. 429 00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,486 Who would you rather deal with? A militia or a lone wolf? 430 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,021 -Militia. -That's what I'm saying. 431 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,389 -Yes. -That's what we need. 432 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,857 -We need that... -Yeah, the structure. 433 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,292 Yeah, 'cause we got to do... 434 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,361 Somebody got to talk to these white dudes in person. 435 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,795 We tried talking to them over the Internet, 436 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,697 but Reddit didn't work. It was a big failure, so... 437 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,366 (laughter) 438 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,502 Okay, well, um, let's get the traffic, Roy. We... 439 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,242 It's just so beautiful when you just stare at it. 440 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,111 Ah, let's get to it. We got time? 441 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,880 -We got time? -No, we ran out of time again, Roy. 442 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,515 -We don't have time? -We ran out... Yeah, we-we... 443 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,517 -Just let me just... -No, we have... we have no time. 444 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,619 Just let me... let me just real quick? 445 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,355 Okay, what are you going to say? 446 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,457 (laughter) 447 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,359 It's just, so that guy's going to have a wreck. 448 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,195 -He is going way too fast. -You know what, Roy. 449 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:42,663 Thank you so much. Roy Wood, Jr., everybody. 450 00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:44,665 When we come back, we're gonna find out 451 00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:48,202 what MAGA insurrectionists and Black people have in common. 452 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,904 You don't want to miss it. We don't have time. 453 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,073 (cheering, applause) 454 00:17:57,512 --> 00:17:59,547 (cheering, applause) 455 00:18:04,952 --> 00:18:07,388 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 456 00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:09,557 Tonight, Congress officially launched 457 00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:11,292 a major round of hearings 458 00:18:11,392 --> 00:18:13,995 into the events of January 6th, 2021. 459 00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:16,464 Juneteenth for Trump supporters. 460 00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:18,833 The day when white people visited the democracy store 461 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,936 and demanded to speak to the manager. 462 00:18:22,036 --> 00:18:24,806 And by the way, they're still arresting people for this. 463 00:18:24,906 --> 00:18:26,574 You may not know that, but they are. In fact, 464 00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:28,776 just today, they arrested a guy 465 00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:30,978 who's running for governor of Michigan 466 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:33,748 because he also stormed the Capitol. Yeah. 467 00:18:33,848 --> 00:18:35,717 And you know that's definitely gonna change the whole 468 00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:38,086 course of the election, 'cause now we know he's gonna 469 00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,354 win the Republican nomination. I mean... 470 00:18:40,455 --> 00:18:41,622 You can't do that. 471 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,157 And this is a-this is a new experience 472 00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:44,525 for a lot of these white people, you know? 473 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,894 All of a sudden, they're finding out what it's like 474 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,996 to be on the bad side of the police, 475 00:18:49,097 --> 00:18:52,800 and it turns out they do not like it one bit. 476 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,636 The January 6th defendants are being treated differently 477 00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,038 on a whole nother level. 478 00:18:57,138 --> 00:19:00,274 They are denied religious services, haircuts, 479 00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:04,245 shaving, the ability to trim their fingernails. 480 00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:07,382 Imagine a group of men being held in jail 481 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:10,718 with no idea of when they're going to go to court, 482 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:14,455 no ability to bail out, no ability to see their family. 483 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,824 If you're Peter Navarro, they will literally pull you 484 00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:21,028 off of a plane, shackle you and throw you in the brig. 485 00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:23,464 I wound up in leg irons. 486 00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:25,900 I wasn't allowed to call a lawyer. 487 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,469 No food, no water, 488 00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,071 solitary confinement. 489 00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:32,774 Illegal aliens to al-Qaeda terrorists 490 00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:36,310 -were treated better than I was. -Better than you. 491 00:19:36,411 --> 00:19:38,479 They actually followed him in the car to the airport 492 00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:40,415 to make a scene and to handcuff him. 493 00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:42,717 Um, why would they do that? 494 00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:45,553 It actually puts an exclamation point 495 00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,455 on the fact 496 00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:50,425 that we have a two-tiered justice system. 497 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,760 Uh, if you're a Republican, 498 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,030 you can't even lie to Congress 499 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,633 or lie to an FBI agent, 500 00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:01,202 or they're coming after you. 501 00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:03,671 You can't even lie to Congress 502 00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:06,307 or the FBI without them coming... 503 00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:09,944 You realize he's just stating the law 504 00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,746 but in an angry voice. 505 00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:14,882 (angrily): "You can't hit pedestrians and drive away. 506 00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:17,385 "You can't even sell another man's kidney 507 00:20:17,485 --> 00:20:18,720 "on Craigslist. 508 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,621 "And if you steal your neighbor's dog 509 00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:22,323 "and sell it back to them for the money, 510 00:20:22,423 --> 00:20:23,624 "it's also not allowed. 511 00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:25,993 "Is this America? 512 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,396 Is this America?" 513 00:20:28,496 --> 00:20:30,531 (cheering and applause) 514 00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:35,369 It is wild that Louie Gohmert over here 515 00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:39,173 is complaining about not being allowed to lie to Congress 516 00:20:39,273 --> 00:20:41,876 because he's in Congress. 517 00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:43,945 Why does he want people to lie to him? 518 00:20:44,045 --> 00:20:45,480 Why would you want that? I feel like 519 00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,181 he must have asked someone for their honest opinion 520 00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:48,649 at some point and then gotten it. 521 00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:50,218 "Tell me the truth. Do I look 522 00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:52,520 "like someone 3D printed Elmer Fudd? 523 00:20:52,653 --> 00:20:54,188 "Wait, I changed my mind. Lie to me. 524 00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:55,990 Lie to me." 525 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,725 But yeah, as you can see, 526 00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,360 many, many Trump supporters 527 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,729 are saying that they're being oppressed 528 00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:03,297 and they're just learning 529 00:21:03,398 --> 00:21:05,666 how tough the justice system can be. 530 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,101 You know? 531 00:21:07,201 --> 00:21:09,303 I mean, Marjorie Taylor Greene. You heard what she said. 532 00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:12,039 She's like, "Can you imagine a group of men 533 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,609 who can't pay bail and can't see their family?" 534 00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:16,911 Well, you don't... You don't have to imagine it. 535 00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:18,346 America's already got 536 00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:20,281 the largest population of them in the world. 537 00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:22,116 And then just so we're clear, so we're clear, 538 00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:24,152 I'm-I'm glad the people who stormed the Capitol 539 00:21:24,252 --> 00:21:26,487 are being held accountable, but I don't take delight 540 00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:29,057 in the idea of them experiencing the shitty side 541 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:31,259 of America's criminal justice system. 542 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,061 Yeah. So, Marjorie Taylor Greene, 543 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,229 I hope you keep this exact speech ready 544 00:21:35,329 --> 00:21:36,964 for the next time Black people in America 545 00:21:37,065 --> 00:21:39,734 are complaining about the exact same thing. 546 00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:41,502 You don't even have to change the words. 547 00:21:41,636 --> 00:21:43,638 (cheering and applause) 548 00:21:43,704 --> 00:21:45,807 You don't even have to change the words. 549 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,811 It was wild that they've been treated like this 550 00:21:49,911 --> 00:21:51,379 for, like, five minutes, 551 00:21:51,479 --> 00:21:52,380 and, all of a sudden, they're like, 552 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,782 "It's a two-tiered system!" 553 00:21:54,882 --> 00:21:57,185 They're like, "It's so hard being a Republican 554 00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:59,020 in this country." 555 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,688 I was waiting for them to go into, like, 556 00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:02,490 a white Negro spiritual. 557 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:03,658 You know? It's just like... 558 00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:06,127 ♪ Ooh, go ♪ 559 00:22:06,227 --> 00:22:08,196 ♪ Go to the Whole Foods ♪ 560 00:22:08,296 --> 00:22:10,298 ♪ Ooh ♪ 561 00:22:10,398 --> 00:22:13,434 ♪ My gluten intolerance is getting me. ♪ 562 00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:17,071 Anyway, conservatives are now learning 563 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,473 that interactions with law enforcement 564 00:22:18,606 --> 00:22:20,174 don't always end well. 565 00:22:20,274 --> 00:22:21,976 Which means they're gonna have to have 566 00:22:22,076 --> 00:22:25,246 some hard conversations with their children. 567 00:22:25,346 --> 00:22:26,948 As a Trump supporter in America, 568 00:22:27,048 --> 00:22:30,351 you already know that cops treat people like us differently. 569 00:22:30,451 --> 00:22:33,254 We can be profiled and misjudged anytime, 570 00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:36,124 just trying to overthrow a free and fair election. 571 00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:39,327 That's why it's time for us to have... 572 00:22:39,427 --> 00:22:41,129 -the talk. -The talk. 573 00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:43,231 As a Trump supporter, it's important to remember 574 00:22:43,331 --> 00:22:46,067 -that law enforcement is always out to get you. -Mm-hmm. 575 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,669 You could be targeted solely because of how you look 576 00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:49,837 or what you chant 577 00:22:49,937 --> 00:22:51,873 or who you're assaulting with a flagpole. 578 00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:53,808 How many young and middle-aged men 579 00:22:53,908 --> 00:22:56,010 have already been arrested just because they tried 580 00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:57,745 to vote for Trump one too many times? 581 00:22:57,845 --> 00:22:58,980 And then stormed the Capitol. 582 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,482 And then posted on Facebook for some reason. 583 00:23:01,582 --> 00:23:03,251 And they'll use anything against you-- 584 00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:05,720 your skin color, your politics, 585 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:06,788 evidence. 586 00:23:06,888 --> 00:23:08,156 If you so much as think 587 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,424 about overthrowing the government 588 00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:10,758 and then actually attempt to, 589 00:23:10,858 --> 00:23:13,394 there is nothing anyone can do to protect you. 590 00:23:13,494 --> 00:23:15,196 Well, unless your husband is, like, on the Supreme Court. 591 00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:16,731 -Oh, sure. -Yeah. 592 00:23:16,831 --> 00:23:20,334 -So first rule-- always listen politely to the police. -Mm-hmm. 593 00:23:20,435 --> 00:23:22,603 Don't freak out and call them bullies or fascists 594 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:24,772 until after you're booked on Tucker Carlson. 595 00:23:24,872 --> 00:23:26,607 The bad news is that if they do arrest you, 596 00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:29,243 -you can expect the worst kind of abuse. -Mm. 597 00:23:29,343 --> 00:23:31,779 They'll put you in handcuffs, take you to the station, 598 00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:34,182 and put you behind bars and then lock them. 599 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:36,784 These are things no criminal should have to suffer. 600 00:23:36,884 --> 00:23:39,620 And now they're openly throwing around the word "traitor"? 601 00:23:39,654 --> 00:23:41,789 Yeah, with a hard "R." 602 00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:44,158 You know, every time I see a young man being hassled 603 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:46,127 by police for smearing feces on the walls 604 00:23:46,227 --> 00:23:48,496 of Nancy Pelosi's office, I think, 605 00:23:48,629 --> 00:23:51,165 -that could be our son. -Mm. 606 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,634 -He is a sweet boy, and we're proud of him. -Yeah. 607 00:23:53,735 --> 00:23:55,636 He is a Proud Boy. 608 00:23:55,737 --> 00:23:57,438 So that's the way things are. 609 00:23:57,572 --> 00:23:58,806 And hopefully, the next generation 610 00:23:58,906 --> 00:24:01,008 of conservatives won't have to have this talk. 611 00:24:01,109 --> 00:24:03,644 -Because there won't be elections. -Exactly. 612 00:24:03,745 --> 00:24:05,713 (applause and cheering) 613 00:24:05,813 --> 00:24:08,583 Powerful. Powerful moment. Thank you, Desi and Michael. 614 00:24:08,649 --> 00:24:10,351 All right, stay tuned, because we're going to be joined 615 00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:12,687 by the playwright Michael R. Jackson right after the break. 616 00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:14,088 You don't want to miss it. 617 00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:16,224 (applause and cheering) 618 00:24:24,712 --> 00:24:26,747 (cheering) 619 00:24:30,184 --> 00:24:33,187 Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight 620 00:24:33,287 --> 00:24:36,123 is Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Michael R. Jackson. 621 00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:38,792 He's here to talk about his smash-hit new musical 622 00:24:38,892 --> 00:24:40,661 A Strange Loop, which is currently 623 00:24:40,761 --> 00:24:43,597 nominated for 11 Tony awards. 624 00:24:43,697 --> 00:24:47,268 ♪ White girls can do anything, can't they? ♪ 625 00:24:47,368 --> 00:24:51,605 ♪ Black boys must always obey their mothers ♪ 626 00:24:51,705 --> 00:24:55,075 ♪ White girls can do anything, can't they? ♪ 627 00:24:55,175 --> 00:24:58,412 ♪ Can't they, can't they, can't they? ♪ 628 00:24:58,512 --> 00:25:02,082 ♪ They get to be cool, tall, vulnerable and luscious ♪ 629 00:25:02,182 --> 00:25:06,353 ♪ They get to be wild and unwise ♪ 630 00:25:06,453 --> 00:25:09,990 ♪ They get to be shy and introspective ♪ 631 00:25:10,090 --> 00:25:11,992 ♪ They get to make noise ♪ 632 00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:14,061 ♪ They get to mesmerize. ♪ 633 00:25:14,161 --> 00:25:16,063 Please welcome Michael R. Jackson. 634 00:25:16,163 --> 00:25:18,198 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 635 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:24,171 Welcome, welcome. 636 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:34,481 Welcome to the show. 637 00:25:34,582 --> 00:25:36,817 -Thank you. -Mr. Michael R. Jackson. 638 00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:38,319 Thank you for having me. 639 00:25:38,419 --> 00:25:40,821 Before we get into the show that you have created, 640 00:25:40,854 --> 00:25:42,156 that is getting everybody buzzing, 641 00:25:42,256 --> 00:25:44,291 let's talk about the name. 642 00:25:44,391 --> 00:25:46,460 -Let's talk about it. -How-how many people 643 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,395 do you disappoint when you show up? 644 00:25:48,495 --> 00:25:50,831 I mean, like, not now, obviously, maybe now 645 00:25:50,931 --> 00:25:52,967 it's more like, it's apart. But, like, Michael R. Jackson-- 646 00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,501 people just see "Michael Jackson." 647 00:25:54,602 --> 00:25:56,437 I don't know, I think, like, I always get people 648 00:25:56,537 --> 00:25:58,606 -to perk up a little bit when I-- -Oh, I like that. 649 00:25:58,706 --> 00:26:00,841 -Like, my name precedes me. -(Noah laughs) 650 00:26:00,908 --> 00:26:02,943 -You just show up, "Mr. Ja-- Oh, Mr. Jackson." -That's right. 651 00:26:03,043 --> 00:26:05,679 -Yeah. -And then-- Um, the-- was the R always-- 652 00:26:05,846 --> 00:26:07,281 the R was always there, I'm assuming. 653 00:26:07,381 --> 00:26:08,983 Uh, I kind of dropped it in there 654 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:10,651 -Okay. Well, that's what-- -to make a distinction, 655 00:26:10,751 --> 00:26:12,953 I-- On Facebook, I'm the living Michael Jackson. 656 00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:15,522 I like that. It's-- The only other person who I think has it 657 00:26:15,623 --> 00:26:17,858 -is Michael B. Jordan. -That's right. 658 00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:20,261 -Right. -Why-- He interned at All My Children-- 659 00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,962 I-I interned at All My Children when he was, like, a kid 660 00:26:22,062 --> 00:26:24,098 -working there. It's really weird. -There's a connection. 661 00:26:24,198 --> 00:26:26,133 -There is. -Look at it-- all the famous names people 662 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:27,635 going on to create their own famous names, 663 00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:29,136 and that's exactly what you've done. A Strange Loop-- 664 00:26:29,236 --> 00:26:31,939 congratulations, 11 Tony award nominations. 665 00:26:32,039 --> 00:26:34,508 -Thank you. Thank you. -(cheering, applause) 666 00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:38,045 I... 667 00:26:38,145 --> 00:26:40,915 I-I had the pleasure of seeing this production, 668 00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:43,517 and I can't even explain it to people. 669 00:26:43,617 --> 00:26:44,818 But, you know, what I love about it 670 00:26:44,885 --> 00:26:47,621 is it makes me seem cool when I recommend it. 671 00:26:47,721 --> 00:26:50,224 -Ah! -You know? No, no, no, 'cause, you know, in this world, 672 00:26:50,324 --> 00:26:51,825 there's not many things you can recommend to people 673 00:26:51,859 --> 00:26:54,595 that'll have them leaving feeling like you're so cool 674 00:26:54,695 --> 00:26:55,863 because you told them to go. 675 00:26:55,963 --> 00:26:57,698 Everyone I tell to see this goes and sees it, 676 00:26:57,831 --> 00:26:59,833 and then they're like, "Trevor, oh, thank you so..." 677 00:26:59,934 --> 00:27:01,268 I'm like, "Yeah, that's what I do. 678 00:27:01,368 --> 00:27:02,670 -I, uh..." -(laughter) 679 00:27:02,836 --> 00:27:05,205 Did you know when you finished creating this show, 680 00:27:05,306 --> 00:27:07,174 did you know that it was gonna be the hit that it is? 681 00:27:07,274 --> 00:27:09,944 Um, not even close. Like, it was, like, 682 00:27:10,044 --> 00:27:11,912 not on my vision board even a little bit. 683 00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:13,447 So it was really exciting. 684 00:27:13,547 --> 00:27:15,482 But you took 20 years to write it. 685 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:17,685 -Yeah, almost. Yeah. It... -That's wild. 686 00:27:17,851 --> 00:27:19,286 George R.R. Martin would be like, 687 00:27:19,386 --> 00:27:21,388 "Yeah, I-I know what that's like. That's like, uh..." 688 00:27:21,488 --> 00:27:23,557 Did... I-I would love to know, like, where this... 689 00:27:23,657 --> 00:27:25,059 where this-this idea came from. 690 00:27:25,159 --> 00:27:26,794 Because I don't want to give anything away for the audience, 691 00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:29,129 'cause part of the joy of the show 692 00:27:29,229 --> 00:27:32,466 is that you won't really know what it's about, 693 00:27:32,566 --> 00:27:33,934 and you'll just be in a story. 694 00:27:34,034 --> 00:27:36,503 But what we can tell people is it is a story 695 00:27:36,604 --> 00:27:38,672 of a gay Black man 696 00:27:38,806 --> 00:27:40,975 who is in the world of theater, 697 00:27:41,075 --> 00:27:42,843 and he's in the world of being Black 698 00:27:42,943 --> 00:27:44,878 -and the world of being gay, but it comments on... -And fat. 699 00:27:44,979 --> 00:27:46,614 And every... Gay, Black, fat. Yes. 700 00:27:46,714 --> 00:27:48,382 -And you talk about that in the show. -(chuckles) Yeah, yeah. 701 00:27:48,482 --> 00:27:50,050 One of the funniest shows I've ever seen. 702 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,418 One of the most poignant shows I've ever seen. 703 00:27:51,518 --> 00:27:53,287 People crying, people laughing. 704 00:27:53,387 --> 00:27:56,257 It, like... That... I see why it took 20 years. 705 00:27:56,357 --> 00:27:58,392 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, yeah, it just started off... 706 00:27:58,492 --> 00:28:00,261 You know, I was about 23 years old. 707 00:28:00,361 --> 00:28:03,264 I'm 41 now. And I had just graduated 708 00:28:03,364 --> 00:28:05,399 from undergrad playwriting at NYU. 709 00:28:05,499 --> 00:28:07,835 I didn't know what I was gonna do with a BFA degree. 710 00:28:07,901 --> 00:28:10,337 I was living in this old lady's bungalow-style house 711 00:28:10,437 --> 00:28:12,139 in the middle of nowhere, Jamaica, Queens, 712 00:28:12,239 --> 00:28:14,642 which, if you live in New York, that's, like, all the way 713 00:28:14,742 --> 00:28:16,176 to the end of the E or the F train, 714 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:18,279 and then you take a bus that's, like, ten minutes 715 00:28:18,379 --> 00:28:19,680 -to get to the house. -(laughs) 716 00:28:19,847 --> 00:28:20,881 It was crazy. 717 00:28:20,981 --> 00:28:22,216 And, so... And I was just, like... 718 00:28:22,316 --> 00:28:23,851 Didn't know what I was gonna do with my life, 719 00:28:23,951 --> 00:28:25,252 and so I started writing this monologue 720 00:28:25,352 --> 00:28:26,854 called "Why I Can't Get Work." 721 00:28:26,954 --> 00:28:28,389 And it was just about, you know, 722 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,190 a young Black gay man walking around New York, 723 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,692 wondering why life is so terrible. 724 00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:34,161 So, and from... And sort of the show 725 00:28:34,261 --> 00:28:36,964 sprang from that sort of primordial soup. 726 00:28:37,064 --> 00:28:38,799 I-I didn't know that it was... it was true 727 00:28:38,866 --> 00:28:40,935 that you worked as an usher at The Lion King. 728 00:28:41,035 --> 00:28:42,937 Yeah, I worked at, uh... When The Lion King 729 00:28:43,037 --> 00:28:44,605 used to be at the New Amsterdam Theatre, 730 00:28:44,705 --> 00:28:46,640 -and I worked there for five years. -Uh-huh. 731 00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:49,009 I did, like, four years of Lion King 732 00:28:49,109 --> 00:28:50,244 and a-a year of Mary Poppins, 733 00:28:50,344 --> 00:28:51,545 and then I did, a couple years later, 734 00:28:51,645 --> 00:28:52,846 a seasonal stint at Aladdin, 735 00:28:52,947 --> 00:28:54,815 so I ran through the whole Disney pantheon. 736 00:28:54,882 --> 00:28:57,284 W-Was there anything that-- was there anything that you saw 737 00:28:57,384 --> 00:28:59,887 where you were like, "I-I don't ever want to see this again 738 00:28:59,987 --> 00:29:01,889 in a Broadway show so I'm gonna create something differently"? 739 00:29:01,989 --> 00:29:03,257 Or was there something you saw that inspired you 740 00:29:03,357 --> 00:29:05,159 that made you want to create the show the way you did? 741 00:29:05,259 --> 00:29:07,494 Well, it was kind of both. It was a strange loop. 742 00:29:07,595 --> 00:29:08,862 -Ooh. -(laughing) 743 00:29:08,963 --> 00:29:11,065 -Ooh! I like what you did there! -(cheering and applause) 744 00:29:11,165 --> 00:29:12,633 Okay. Okay. 745 00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:15,102 -Mm. -Um, yeah, like, you know, 746 00:29:15,202 --> 00:29:16,971 you're standing in the back of the theater, 747 00:29:17,071 --> 00:29:18,572 you're ringing the bells, you're watching the audience 748 00:29:18,672 --> 00:29:20,240 night after night after night, 749 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,177 show after show, you get a little... bored. 750 00:29:23,277 --> 00:29:26,046 And-- But, luckily, you know, I was there with my thoughts 751 00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:27,681 and just sort of thinking through the show. 752 00:29:27,781 --> 00:29:30,017 I used to-- We used to have to stuff the playbills, 753 00:29:30,117 --> 00:29:32,553 and sometimes I would write little ideas for-- 754 00:29:32,653 --> 00:29:34,888 that would go into the show on the back of the inserts... 755 00:29:34,989 --> 00:29:37,258 -Right. -...for like, "Today, the-- this understudy's in" 756 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:38,626 or whatever, and I would collect them 757 00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:40,861 and they would be in all my pockets when I got home. 758 00:29:40,961 --> 00:29:43,197 Um, but so it was wild. Like, but I, again, 759 00:29:43,297 --> 00:29:44,865 I never expected that anything would come of it. 760 00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:47,868 But I just was doing it to sort of keep myself sane. 761 00:29:47,968 --> 00:29:49,837 What do you think you have taken away from this? 762 00:29:49,937 --> 00:29:52,473 You know? I-I saw so many people in the audience 763 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,141 who were touched for different reasons, you know? 764 00:29:54,241 --> 00:29:55,576 If people grew up in a religious family, 765 00:29:55,676 --> 00:29:57,278 I saw them connecting with the show in a different way. 766 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,713 If people, you know, had-had issues with their identity 767 00:29:59,813 --> 00:30:01,448 growing up or maybe they were bullied, 768 00:30:01,548 --> 00:30:02,850 may-maybe they're struggling today-- 769 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:04,018 it doesn't matter what it was-- 770 00:30:04,118 --> 00:30:05,419 you-you're looking for work in America, 771 00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:07,421 you, you know, you're just trying to get by, 772 00:30:07,521 --> 00:30:09,089 you're trying to find friends, love-- 773 00:30:09,189 --> 00:30:11,025 all of these themes are touched on. 774 00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:14,962 And I-I watched people in the audience feel something. 775 00:30:15,062 --> 00:30:17,298 I watched ev-- Everyone walked out just making sounds. 776 00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:19,300 That's when you know. No one-- no one said anything. 777 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,669 Everyone was just like, "Mm." "Ah." "Oh." "Huh." 778 00:30:21,835 --> 00:30:23,904 "Ah." "Ugh." It-it was-- it was beautiful. 779 00:30:24,004 --> 00:30:26,774 But then I wondered what you got by creating this, 780 00:30:26,874 --> 00:30:27,942 like, for yourself. 781 00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:29,777 Did it change anything in your world? 782 00:30:29,877 --> 00:30:32,513 I mean, I guess, for me, the best part of the show 783 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:35,349 has been actually talking to people after, 784 00:30:35,449 --> 00:30:36,784 when, like-- when it lets out. 785 00:30:36,817 --> 00:30:39,086 Because what I've been finding is that, 786 00:30:39,186 --> 00:30:41,555 for some people, the show is a mirror. 787 00:30:41,655 --> 00:30:43,490 And for other people, the show is a window. 788 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:47,561 And that seeing people there, uh, together, 789 00:30:47,661 --> 00:30:49,563 experiencing the same thing 790 00:30:49,663 --> 00:30:50,998 but through those two different lenses... 791 00:30:51,098 --> 00:30:53,834 -I love that. -...has been-- creates a really powerful energy 792 00:30:53,934 --> 00:30:55,803 that sort of goes up onto the sta-- 793 00:30:55,869 --> 00:30:58,639 goes to the a-actors onstage and they-they send it back. 794 00:30:58,806 --> 00:31:00,441 And it really brings the audience into the loop 795 00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:02,643 of the show of-of the character's mind 796 00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:04,011 that we're in as we're watching. 797 00:31:04,111 --> 00:31:05,279 You-you had a great-- 798 00:31:05,379 --> 00:31:07,481 Uh, I-I forget what was the phrase you called it. 799 00:31:07,581 --> 00:31:09,883 You said it was like a-- It was a big, gay, Bl... 800 00:31:09,984 --> 00:31:12,620 Big, Black and queer-ass American Broadway show. 801 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,288 -I love that. I love that. -Yeah. 802 00:31:14,388 --> 00:31:16,557 No. You know what I loved about that. Yeah, it was... 803 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:18,592 (applause and cheering) 804 00:31:18,692 --> 00:31:21,729 Was what you just said. I've seen some shows 805 00:31:21,829 --> 00:31:23,764 where, you know, if an audience is, 806 00:31:23,831 --> 00:31:25,065 let's say, from New York, they really get the show. 807 00:31:25,165 --> 00:31:26,400 If they're not from New York, 808 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,968 maybe they don't enjoy it as much. 809 00:31:28,068 --> 00:31:31,338 Or if the audience is Black, maybe they get it more or less. 810 00:31:31,438 --> 00:31:33,173 This was one of those shows where everyone was enjoying it 811 00:31:33,274 --> 00:31:34,808 -from a different perspective. -Yeah. 812 00:31:34,908 --> 00:31:37,478 There's a lot of different reference points sort of in it 813 00:31:37,578 --> 00:31:40,514 because that's kind of what it's like to be a person. 814 00:31:40,614 --> 00:31:42,349 You're made up of all of your reference points, 815 00:31:42,449 --> 00:31:45,119 -your history, your different memories, everything. -Mm. 816 00:31:45,219 --> 00:31:48,022 And so the main character, Usher-- that's his name-- 817 00:31:48,122 --> 00:31:50,491 he loves a lot of different things, 818 00:31:50,591 --> 00:31:52,092 and he hates a lot of different things. 819 00:31:52,192 --> 00:31:56,830 And so, my sort of hope was, by exposing the audience to that, 820 00:31:56,931 --> 00:32:00,267 everybody can sort of meet Usher and the show wherever they are, 821 00:32:00,367 --> 00:32:02,469 and they can take from it what they need to. 822 00:32:02,569 --> 00:32:05,539 And that the show is sort of promoting a spirit 823 00:32:05,639 --> 00:32:07,408 of inclusion for anybody 824 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:09,810 who decides to come in and stick it out. 825 00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:11,211 I don't think anybody's sticking it out. 826 00:32:11,312 --> 00:32:13,280 I will tell you now. No, genuinely. I... 827 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:15,282 Well, no. There's some difficult moments for some people, and... 828 00:32:15,382 --> 00:32:16,617 But you know what? That's... I think 829 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,118 that's what made it so amazing is, 830 00:32:18,218 --> 00:32:20,588 -it's not difficult for the sake of being difficult. -Right. 831 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,189 It's difficult in, like, a life way. 832 00:32:22,289 --> 00:32:24,191 -It's not gratuitous. Yeah. -It's not at all. 833 00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:27,861 And I have seen shows where audiences go, 834 00:32:27,962 --> 00:32:29,430 -"Aah, I'm uncomfortable." -Right. 835 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,332 But here it was people experiencing the discomfort 836 00:32:31,432 --> 00:32:32,766 -that somebody else may be living through. -Right. 837 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,201 Yeah, and because that's what 838 00:32:34,301 --> 00:32:36,570 the character and I am trying to do is, we're trying 839 00:32:36,670 --> 00:32:39,640 to get the audience to feel what it's like 840 00:32:39,773 --> 00:32:42,643 -to walk in this skin that they may not be... -Yes. 841 00:32:42,776 --> 00:32:45,512 Either that they don't feel familiar with, 842 00:32:45,613 --> 00:32:47,014 or that they feel familiar with, 843 00:32:47,114 --> 00:32:49,550 -but feel unseen, unheard or misunderstood. -Yes. 844 00:32:49,650 --> 00:32:52,853 It's phenomenal. It's one of the funniest, most intelligent, 845 00:32:52,953 --> 00:32:54,388 just everything and this that you put... 846 00:32:54,488 --> 00:32:56,790 I hope you win every single Tony Award 847 00:32:56,824 --> 00:32:59,460 -that you're nominated for. Congratulations. -Thank you. 848 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,495 -Thank you. -Everyone needs to go watch the show. 849 00:33:01,595 --> 00:33:02,997 -Thank you. -Thank you for being here. 850 00:33:03,097 --> 00:33:05,566 A Strange Loop is nominated for 11 Tony Awards. 851 00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:07,635 It's now playing at the Lyceum Theatre on Broadway. 852 00:33:07,801 --> 00:33:09,503 Go and watch it. I promise you now, 853 00:33:09,603 --> 00:33:10,871 it's the best thing you'll ever see. 854 00:33:10,971 --> 00:33:12,206 We're gonna take a quick break, 855 00:33:12,306 --> 00:33:13,540 but we'll be right back after this. 856 00:33:13,641 --> 00:33:15,843 A Strange Loop. Don't forget. 857 00:33:15,943 --> 00:33:18,412 -Again, thank you. -(applause and cheering) 858 00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:25,516 Well, that's our show for tonight. 859 00:33:25,616 --> 00:33:30,054 But before we go, please consider supporting 860 00:33:30,154 --> 00:33:33,224 March For Our Lives. This Saturday, June 11, 861 00:33:33,324 --> 00:33:34,892 the youth-lead movement dedicated 862 00:33:34,992 --> 00:33:38,796 to eliminating gun violence is marching again on Washington 863 00:33:38,896 --> 00:33:40,664 and in communities across the country. 864 00:33:40,764 --> 00:33:42,900 So if you can, please go to the link below 865 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,468 to donate and get more information 866 00:33:44,568 --> 00:33:46,503 on how you can show up and demonstrate 867 00:33:46,604 --> 00:33:48,973 to elected officials that we demand 868 00:33:49,073 --> 00:33:51,041 and deserve a nation that is free of gun violence. 869 00:33:51,141 --> 00:33:53,811 Until next time, stay safe out there, and remember-- 870 00:33:53,911 --> 00:33:56,480 gas costs money, but holding onto the back 871 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:58,816 of your neighbor's car while he drives-- that's free. 872 00:33:58,916 --> 00:34:02,052 That's free. Now here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 873 00:34:02,152 --> 00:34:04,388 This is such a bunch of baloney. 874 00:34:04,488 --> 00:34:05,856 -This is baloney! Baloney. -...anything about that. 875 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:07,191 -That's baloney, Dan! -Did you just hear what I...? 876 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:09,493 His apology was a bunch of baloney. 877 00:34:09,593 --> 00:34:11,795 Her position on this is absolutely baloney. 878 00:34:11,896 --> 00:34:13,264 -Idiot? -I hope it's not baloney, 879 00:34:13,364 --> 00:34:14,965 uh, you know, masquerading as steak. 880 00:34:15,065 --> 00:34:17,968 It's all baloney. Baloney. Baloney, baloney, baloney. 881 00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:20,671 That's a lot of baloney. Uh, baloney.