1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:03,537 -♪ ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:07,508 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 3 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:12,045 Tonight-- pulling back the curtain on January 6, 4 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,047 Google gets up in its feelings, 5 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:16,783 and Ayo Edebiri. 6 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:20,654 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 7 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:25,425 (cheers and applause) 8 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,035 What's going on, everybody? 9 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,838 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 10 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,239 Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,074 Thank you for coming out in person. This is great. 12 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,777 Oh, this is gonna be great. Take a seat. 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,445 Take a seat. Ah, let's do this. Let's do this. 14 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:49,416 Let us do this. We have got a jam-packed show for you tonight. 15 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:50,951 Russia is invading McDonald's, 16 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,288 Google has created an A.I. with a soul, 17 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,857 and we're learning that on January 6, 18 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,992 Mike Pence was actually the president. 19 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,627 So let's do this, people. 20 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,096 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 21 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:06,233 -(applause and cheering) -♪ ♪ 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:13,340 Okay, let's kick things off with the war in Ukraine, 23 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,143 the world's most egregious case of manspreading. 24 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,413 Now despite the West sanctioning Russia, 25 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,381 despite the U.S. flooding Ukraine with weapons 26 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:23,817 and despite you buying an Ukrainian flag iPhone case, 27 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,186 the invasion is still somehow going on. 28 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,089 And the Russians aren't just gaining Ukrainian territory. 29 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,091 They're also recovering a bit of their old lifestyle 30 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:32,793 back home, starting with food. 31 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,528 Because I don't know if you remember 32 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,530 how McDonald's closed down all of its restaurants 33 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,165 to punish the Russians. 34 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:42,202 Well, now those restaurants are reopening under new management, 35 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:45,272 and the Russians are very excited. 36 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:48,842 In Russia, the Big Macs and golden arches may be gone, 37 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,411 but 15 shuttered McDonald's restaurants there 38 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,515 just reopened under new branding and ownership. 39 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,684 NEWSMAN: So, Russia now has its own version of McDonald's. 40 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,621 It comes under a different name here. 41 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,556 It's called... (speaking Russian), 42 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,592 which essentially means, "Tasty and That's It." 43 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,160 Also a different logo. 44 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,062 You can see it right there. 45 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,464 Other than that, a lot of things 46 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,766 are actually very similar to McDonald's. 47 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,201 However, there is no Big Mac, 48 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,103 and there also is no Happy Meal, either. 49 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,272 As you can see, the Russian Version 50 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:21,341 of McDonald's looks a lot like McDonald's. 51 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:25,212 You have the, uh, double cheeseburger here, fries, 52 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,682 and this is a nine-piece not McNuggets. 53 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,751 It's nuggets. And some sort of soft drink. 54 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,753 And if you look carefully, you can see 55 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:36,723 the sauces even seem to have the McDonald's logo blacked out. 56 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,960 (laughter) 57 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,130 Wait. What? They just blacked it out? 58 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,699 And you're like, "Oh, I wonder what this one is, huh?" 59 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,167 But, yeah, that's right. 60 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,336 The Russians have taken over McDonald's in Russia, 61 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,438 and they've given it a whole new name. 62 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,940 And except for the branding, I mean, 63 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,275 these restaurants are exactly like McDonald's. 64 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,511 The sauces, the burgers, the nuggets. 65 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,179 They even broke the ice cream machine 66 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,381 to give you that authentic feeling of disappointment. 67 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,417 You know? That's what they did. 68 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,353 Now they don't have branded items like Big Macs 69 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:11,058 or McNuggets, but they do still have Grimace. Yeah. 70 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,459 No, not the character, just the face 71 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,728 that Russians make all the time. 72 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:17,798 And I'll be honest. I feel like they could have come up 73 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:21,435 with a better name than "Tasty and That's It." 74 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,437 It almost sounds like they're hiding something. 75 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,739 (Russian accent): "It's tasty, and that's it. 76 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,442 Stop asking questions." 77 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,878 Like, what kind of a name is that for a restaurant? 78 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,346 Tasty and That's It. 79 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,781 It almost sounds like a mistake, you know? 80 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,084 Like, they called the guy who was making the signs, 81 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,620 and they were like, "Yeah, it's called 'Tasty,' and that's it." 82 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,623 And the dude just wrote everything they said. 83 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,625 Yeah, they're lucky the name isn't "Tasty and That's It. 84 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,493 Let Me know When You're Ready for the Credit Card Number." 85 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,531 And you know what's crazy about the story is, like, 86 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,100 it shows you how powerful corporations have become 87 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,868 in the world. Like, think about it-- 88 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:57,738 Russia has no problem breaking international law, 89 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,407 committing war crimes and defying the United Nations. 90 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:03,877 But they draw the line at violating licensing rights? 91 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,679 That's where they won't go too far? They're like, 92 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,214 (Russian accent): "Comrade, you don't want to mess 93 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:10,484 "with Ronald Clown. Very dangerous. 94 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,786 "I heard one time he took enemy into ball pit, 95 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:15,889 "was never seen again, eh? Yeah. 96 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,891 "♪ Ba-da-ba, ba, ba ♪ He was not loving it, 97 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,194 not loving it." 98 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,298 (regular accent): But let's move on... 99 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:25,832 from the Russian takeover of Ukraine 100 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,869 to the technology that could take over the entire world. 101 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,371 I'm talking about artificial intelligence. 102 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,941 It's the thing scientists are working on 103 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,909 so one day our computers won't just know 104 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:39,313 what kind of porn we want to watch, 105 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,349 they'll also be able to judge us for it. 106 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,551 And A.I. has come a long way in the past few years, 107 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,354 but now an engineer at Google is saying that A.I. 108 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,357 has come a lot further than we think. 109 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,758 NEWSWOMAN: An engineer with Google says the company's 110 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:56,396 artificial intelligence generator is self-aware. 111 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,831 NEWSWOMAN 2: Blake Lemoine told the company that he thinks 112 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,701 its A.I. chatbot is a person 113 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,704 who has rights and might have a soul. 114 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,105 NEWSWOMAN 3: The software engineer who made the claim 115 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,608 was put on leave for violating 116 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,911 Google's confidentiality policy after handing documents 117 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,846 to a U.S. senator's office. 118 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:16,083 Despite the claim the program is conscious, 119 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,620 Google says the technology still has a long way to go. 120 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,756 Tech experts say the A.I. can imitate intelligence 121 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:26,226 by recreating patterns, but still can't think or act 122 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,596 on its own, apart from its programming. 123 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:33,066 Okay, I don't work at Google 124 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,869 and I'm not a computer scientist. 125 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:39,139 But I have watched a lot of movies. 126 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,742 And if there's one thing I've learned from movies, 127 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,678 it's that if a scientist comes out saying that something crazy 128 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:48,215 is happening back in the lab and then they get fired for it... 129 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:51,785 there's something crazy happening back in the lab. 130 00:05:57,157 --> 00:06:00,494 Because, yeah, apparently Google has an A.I. 131 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,896 that can hold a conversation that is impossible 132 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:06,433 to distinguish from a human. Yeah. 133 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,868 Although, to be honest, I'm not sure that 134 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,837 responding to questions is really the best way 135 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,673 to tell if A.I. has become a real person. 136 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,107 Like, you know when I'll be convinced 137 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,343 is when it stops responding for weeks 138 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,444 and then only gets back in touch with you 139 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,246 when it needs a favor. Yeah. 140 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,782 Then I'll know it's human. 141 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,051 It has learned. 142 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:27,654 And honestly, I'm not sure who to side with in this debate. 143 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,690 Because on the one hand you have the engineer 144 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,759 who says that the computer has a soul, which definitely 145 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,394 makes me think he's already had sex with it. 146 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:38,065 On the other hand, the company says he's wrong. 147 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,867 All I know is we have to be careful 148 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,069 when we're creating these things, people. 149 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,637 'Cause we're basically playing God here, 150 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,974 and even God made a few mistakes. Yeah. 151 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,643 I mean, you have seen a sloth? 152 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,845 What are they doing with these long-ass sharp claws? 153 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,681 What are they using them for? They're so cute and they're slow 154 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,084 and then you gave them Freddy Krueger hands. 155 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,119 I can tell you, that day God was texting on his phone 156 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,655 when he was doing that. "Yeah, well-- Aah!" 157 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,658 And here's my question. If Google does have this 158 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,128 A.I. technology, why is it still using the crappy version 159 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,697 for all of its suggested responses in Gmail? 160 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,132 You guys know what I'm talking about, right? 161 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,500 Every option on your email is like, 162 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,670 "Sounds good. Thanks for letting me know." 163 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,905 Doesn't matter what the email is. 164 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,339 I could get an email from my doctor 165 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,376 telling me that my intestines are growing teeth, 166 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,810 and Gmail's suggested response would be like, 167 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:27,648 "Okay, thanks. Let's plan that for next week." 168 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,851 I don't know, man. 169 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,519 I just think, you know, we-we need to be careful 170 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,154 with scientists these days. Like, we didn't listen 171 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,390 when the COVID scientists warned us. 172 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:37,691 I'm not gonna make that mistake again. 173 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,527 From now on, I'm treating all of my gadgets 174 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:44,064 with love and respect. 175 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,066 I'll start right now. Hey, Siri? 176 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,135 SIRI: How can I help you, Trevor? 177 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:49,837 No, Siri, how can I help you? 178 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:52,673 (laughter and applause) 179 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,641 All right, finally, you may not know this 180 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:55,876 if you've lived here your whole life, 181 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,078 but America has a reputation around the world 182 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:01,281 for being a place where anyone can sue anyone 183 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,816 for anything. 184 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,753 And sometimes stereotypes are a little bit exaggerated. 185 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,856 You know? It's like how people think in Africa, 186 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,758 we have elephants just walking through the streets, 187 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,093 which is ridiculous, all right? 188 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,628 We have one elephant in the street. 189 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,030 His name is Henry, and he's the mayor of the town, 190 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,498 right? So he can walk wherever he likes. 191 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,267 Anyway, the point is the stereotype 192 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,602 about lawsuits in America? 193 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,872 Well, it turns out that one happens to be true. 194 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,608 Insurance company GEICO may have to pay a Missouri woman 195 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,643 more than $5 million. 196 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,478 The reason for the hefty payout? 197 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,414 Well, she says she caught HPV 198 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,483 after being intimate in the car 199 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:39,520 with a then boyfriend, who's insured by GEICO. 200 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,688 NEWSMAN: The woman argued her man's car insurance policy 201 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,557 covers her injuries and losses. 202 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,325 GEICO turned down the original claim, 203 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,061 so she went to an arbitrator and then a court. 204 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,863 Both sided with her. 205 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,131 Hmm. 206 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,399 (laughter) 207 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:55,335 This is a, uh, a common legal occurrence 208 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,437 known as "what the (bleep)?" 209 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:58,805 (laughter and applause) 210 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,340 Did you hear what they just said? 211 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,011 A woman has been awarded $5 million from GEICO 212 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,013 because she got HPV 213 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,282 from sex in her boyfriend's car, 214 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,884 and the car was insured by GEICO. 215 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,186 (laughter) 216 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:14,755 I mean, I feel like if anything bad 217 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,256 is gonna happen to you, you need to make sure 218 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,025 that it happens in a car from now on, you know? 219 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,927 Yeah, it could be at the beach. Like, "Oh, no! 220 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,562 "There's a shark in the water! 221 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,931 "It's attacking! It's gonna eat my legs! 222 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,332 "No, shark! 223 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,167 "Actually, hey, shark, could we do this in my car? 224 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,804 I, uh... I'm trying to get paid. Yeah." 225 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,540 I mean, don't get me wrong. I feel bad for the woman, too. 226 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,709 You know? 'Cause not only did she get HPV 227 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,277 in a GEICO car. 228 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,379 The sex was over in 15 minutes or less. 229 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,515 (laughter and applause) 230 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,957 Also, I feel bad for everyone else out there 231 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,859 who also has HPV 232 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,095 but doesn't have $5 million. 233 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,297 Seriously, $5 million? 234 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,499 How did they even assess those damages? 235 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,202 Huh? Did she have a mechanic look under the hood just like, 236 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,937 "Yep, that pussy's totaled. 237 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,639 "Yep, it's gone. 238 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,941 Totally done." 239 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,776 Now, apparently, apparently, 240 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,745 GEICO is gonna fight this ruling. 241 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,680 They say they're not gonna pay. They don't want to pay. 242 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,683 I don't know. I think this seems like great PR 243 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,752 for how much their insurance actually covers. 244 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,120 In fact, 245 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,123 they need to work this into their ads. 246 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,292 GEICO can get you some great savings 247 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,527 on car insurance. 248 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,829 And then you can raw dog all you want. 249 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,064 Front seat, back seat. 250 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,633 Get that interior stickier 251 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,135 than my famously sticky feet. 252 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,337 I'd buy that insurance. 253 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,906 I would buy it. 254 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,507 All right, that's it for the headlines. 255 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,376 But before we go to a break, 256 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,344 let's check in on the stock market, 257 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,612 which has been crazy, 258 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,915 with our finance expert, Michael Kosta, everybody. 259 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,917 -(cheering and applause) -Thank you. 260 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,853 -Uh, Michael? -Yeah. 261 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,688 It is wild. My friend, 262 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,723 what is happening in the market today? 263 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,593 Well, Trevor, I am crushing it, okay? 264 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,395 -I am crushing the market. -You always say... 265 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,630 Yeah. C-R... 266 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:07,901 U-S-S-N-G-H. 267 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,870 Crushing it, okay? And I got a hot tip. 268 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,238 If you want to make money in this market, 269 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,606 I got a hot tip for you 270 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,274 and for you at home and for you in the audience. 271 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,076 -Okay? So pay attention. So, let's break it down. -Okay. 272 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,377 Actually-actually, before we do that though, the, um... 273 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,413 -the, uh... that HPV story. -Yeah. 274 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,448 -That woman-- $5 million. -Crazy, right? 275 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,549 I mean, that-that's wonderful. 276 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,751 That's really gonna help that next-day, 277 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:28,589 awkward post-sex phone call you got to make, you know? 278 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,425 It's like, "Hey, I'm obligated to tell you two things. 279 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,894 "One, you have HPV now. 280 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,797 "Two, we're gonna be (bleep)ing rich, you know? 281 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:37,831 You know what I'm saying?" 282 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,200 But let's be honest. She has HPV. 283 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,568 -Yes. -She has HPV. 284 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,737 Highly Paid Vagina. 285 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,940 And I know... I know what you're thinking. 286 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,777 How much is that car worth based on that settlement? 287 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,313 I don't know. Let me check its Kelley Blue Ball value. 288 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,115 You know what I'm saying? Yeah? 289 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,550 -Let me get to the-- let me get to the markets? -Yeah, let's get 290 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:59,253 -to the markets. -Get to the markets. Okay, so... 291 00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:00,921 markets have been down, okay? 292 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,456 Markets have been down. 293 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,892 And this is a bear market. 294 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,728 Now, what does that mean? It means it's getting hairy, okay? 295 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:11,365 And that's what I learned this weekend during Pride, okay? 296 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:14,234 So, there are some people that are into bear markets, 297 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,204 and this is a good time for them. Now... 298 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,339 Bitcoin is crashing. 299 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,774 Nobody seems to be talking about it. 300 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,076 And you know that when Bitcoin people aren't talking 301 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,679 about Bitcoin, it's bad, all right? 302 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:29,316 Who would have imagined that an imaginary economic system 303 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,418 based on an imaginary currency 304 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,287 where you use an imaginary wallet 305 00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:35,322 to buy an imaginary piece of art 306 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,659 of an imaginary monkey playing a drum would crash? 307 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,695 -I don't know. Look. Yeah. -(cheering) 308 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,096 Now... 309 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,099 It's digital. This is digital. 310 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,868 So as soon as I saw it was crashing, 311 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,970 I just unplugged the computer. 312 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,173 -Uh, Kosta, I... -Yeah. 313 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,508 I-I don't think that's how it works. 314 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,211 Well, that's why you're not the financial expert. 315 00:12:57,311 --> 00:12:58,579 Do you understand? 316 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,514 There's a reason I'm standing in front of the chart. 317 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,382 Now, let's break down this chart. 318 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,685 -Okay. -There's a few things that we have to decipher here. 319 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,486 Okay, first one-- these numbers here, 320 00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:09,957 people are mistaking these numbers as the date. Incorrect. 321 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:13,327 This is the minimum height you need to be 322 00:13:13,427 --> 00:13:15,128 to invest in said currency. 323 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,830 Six-eight, six-nine, six-ten. 324 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,398 Why does it drop here? 325 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,201 Because six-12's not a real height, Trevor, okay? 326 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,337 And it really falls at six-13. 327 00:13:23,437 --> 00:13:26,640 The market has to respond to this ridiculous not-real height. 328 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,909 -Now... -(chuckles) 329 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,611 I'm an expert, ladies and gentlemen, okay? 330 00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:32,613 Now, these dips-- 331 00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:34,214 Michael Kosta, financial expert-- 332 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,382 when you see these dips, 333 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,117 buy the dip, okay? 334 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,252 Buy the dip. 335 00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,687 Blue cheese, hummus, 336 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,689 sour cream, okay? 337 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,592 You just lost a lot of money, all right? 338 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,995 And you need to stay home and have some comfort food 339 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,897 and think about your financial future. 340 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:50,964 Okay. 341 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,333 -Hot tip to make some money. -Yeah. 342 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,370 In a market like this, in order to make money, 343 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,605 what you need to do is get out of the market 344 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,208 and try to get HPV in a car 345 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,110 insured by Geico. 346 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,245 -You'll be happy you did. -(cheering and applause) 347 00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:09,082 -Yeah. Yeah. -That's some, uh, pretty sound advice. 348 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,185 Michael Kosta, everybody. Thank you so much for that. 349 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,153 All right, don't go away. 'Cause when we come back, 350 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,290 we'll find out why Donald Trump isn't still the president. 351 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,058 You don't want to miss it. 352 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,127 (cheering and applause) 353 00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:27,833 (applause and cheering) 354 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,376 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 355 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,044 Over the past few days, 356 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:42,047 Washington, D.C. has been buzzing. 357 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,683 And not just because of Joe Biden's new extensions, 358 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,151 although they do look fly. 359 00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:49,288 No, I'm talking about the January 6 hearings, 360 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,291 which have now officially kicked off. 361 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,360 So, let's catch up on all the latest news. 362 00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,462 ♪ ♪ 363 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,700 (applause) 364 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,736 You know, different people have different ideas 365 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,139 about what happened on January 6. 366 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,874 You know, for many people, it was the day 367 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,476 right-wing fanatics attacked America's democracy. 368 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,378 For Trump supporters, it was a field trip 369 00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:15,347 where they get to meet their friends from the Internet. 370 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:18,951 But now, the committee says that it can prove 371 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,620 that January 6 wasn't just a spontaneous riot 372 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,488 by an angry mob. 373 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,291 It was the climax of a long, coordinated plot 374 00:15:26,391 --> 00:15:30,162 by Donald Trump, which-- I don't know about you-- 375 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,364 for me, is shocking. 376 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,132 No, because I didn't think 377 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,802 Trump could coordinate anything in advance. 378 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,104 The man can't even plan where a sentence should end. 379 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,873 Like, I didn't think that would happen. 380 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:44,643 -(applause) -But according to the committee, 381 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:47,012 Trump planned to overthrow the election 382 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,081 because he knew that he had lost. 383 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:52,985 And the reason that we know he knew that he had lost 384 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:56,355 is because now everyone around him is spilling the beans. 385 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,757 NEWSMAN: The committee relied on some of those closest 386 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,792 to Donald Trump to make its case. 387 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,996 His once-loyal attorney general who told investigators 388 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:07,032 Trump's claims of a stolen election were bunk. 389 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,400 I told him that the stuff 390 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,835 that his people were shoveling out 391 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,837 to the public were bull... was bullshit. 392 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,506 I mean, that the claims of fraud were bullshit. 393 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,542 I thought, boy, if he really believes this stuff, 394 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,412 he has, you know, lost contact with, uh, with, uh... 395 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,981 He has become detached from reality. 396 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:26,251 NEWSMAN: And the president's own daughter and senior advisor. 397 00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:29,555 I respect Attorney General Barr, um, 398 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:33,825 so I... accepted what he said... was saying. 399 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,194 NEWSMAN: Hours after the hearing, 400 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,496 Trump put out a statement saying his daughter, 401 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,765 "Had long since checked out," and was 402 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,434 "only trying to be respectful to Bill Barr." 403 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:43,602 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm sorry. 404 00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:46,271 Ivanka checked out? 405 00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:49,308 When was she checked in? 406 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,776 Because for four years, it just looked like 407 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,111 she was just walking around trying to find her desk. 408 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,147 When was she checked in? Checked out of what? 409 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,382 This is like if Machine Gun Kelly said he was no longer 410 00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,885 pursuing a PhD in nuclear physics. Uh, when was that 411 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,554 even happening? Was that a thing? 412 00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,892 But, yeah... 413 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,761 Trump's inner circle was well aware 414 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,797 that the election did not go their way. 415 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,233 And they told Trump. 416 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,102 Except for one person, who had the liquid courage 417 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,505 to say that Trump did win. 418 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,373 President Trump rejected the advice 419 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,609 of his campaign experts on election night, 420 00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:27,913 and instead followed the course recommended by an apparently 421 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:32,351 inebriated Rudy Giuliani to just claim he won 422 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:35,053 and insist that the vote counting stop. 423 00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:37,523 Was there anyone in that conversation who, 424 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:41,960 in your observation, had... had had too much to drink? 425 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:46,031 MILLER: Uh, like, Mayor Giuliani. 426 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,033 The mayor was definitely intoxicated. 427 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,170 Yeah, according to this former Trump aide, Rudy Giuliani 428 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,373 was wasted on election night when he told Trump 429 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,542 that the election was stolen from him. 430 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,178 And-and I-I'm just curious about how you even know 431 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,847 when Rudy Giuliani is drunk. 432 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,749 No, because when a normal person is drunk, 433 00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:05,817 they say crazy things, they yell, they sweat a lot. 434 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,320 So how does that work with Rudy? Does it work in reverse? 435 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,455 Like, does he start talking normally, his hair dye 436 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,559 sucks back into his hair? How does this work? 437 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,761 And, you know, it actually says a lot about Trump 438 00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:18,330 that a whole team of sober advisors-- 439 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,299 his attorney general, his campaign manager, 440 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,501 his-his daughter, who he wants to bang, 441 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,136 yeah, we haven't forgotten-- 442 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,039 they were all telling him "You lost this election, sir." 443 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,208 But then Trump was like, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. 444 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:32,878 Drunk vampire, what do you think?" 445 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,713 You know, when you think about it, it actually 446 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,748 makes sense that Trump would listen a drunk person, 447 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,319 because that's the one time people probably sound like him. 448 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,989 You know? He's just like, "What do you guys think we should do?" 449 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:47,326 And it's just like, "I'll tell you what I think we should do." 450 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:50,095 "Wow! There's something about this guy. 451 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,531 He totally gets it." 452 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,333 "You get it." "I get it. 453 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:57,135 "You get--" "I-- You-- We get it." 454 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,075 So the January 6th committee says that Trump started plotting 455 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,245 months before the actual event-- months before. 456 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,281 And their proof that he got what he wanted 457 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,184 is that he didn't try to stop the riot once it started. 458 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,386 No, he didn't get on the phone with the Defense Department 459 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,588 or call in the National Guard. It turns out it was actually 460 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,357 Mike Pence who did that. Yeah. 461 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,260 Mike Pence was basically the president for a few hours. 462 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,961 Which is why we have that law now, 463 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,063 banning water for being too spicy. 464 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,865 And it would have been bad enough 465 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,901 if Trump did nothing, but instead, 466 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,704 he actively riled up the crowd even more. 467 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,573 NEWSMAN: In one piece of never-before-seen video 468 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:38,177 of the attack, a rioter is shown reading Trump's tweet 469 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,778 criticizing his vice president 470 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,181 even as the Capitol was breached 471 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,217 and how it turned the crowd against Mike Pence. 472 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,718 MAN: "Mike Pence didn't have the courage 473 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,120 "to do what should have been done 474 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,924 to protect our country and our constitution..." 475 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:13,579 Yeah. Not only did Trump not try to stop the riot, 476 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,214 but while it was happening, 477 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,750 he was tweeting out statements that were riling up the mob. 478 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,853 Which is not something you expect from a president. 479 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,321 You know? That's something you expect 480 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,323 from a guy on the edge of a Waffle House fight. 481 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,692 Like, "Yeah, that's right! He stole your fries! 482 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:29,061 "You should beat his ass, burn the whole store down! 483 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,696 "Yeah, I'll-I'll take your order in a second. 484 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:33,098 I'm just trying to get this fight going! Come on!" 485 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:34,399 (laughter) 486 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,768 Was wild that that guy was reading the tweet. 487 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,237 Just standing there in the insurrection, 488 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,073 he's like, "Here's a message from Trump right now." 489 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,574 You know what would have been funny, though, 490 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,877 is if that wasn't the only Trump tweet 491 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,779 that guy read to the crowd to get them going. 492 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,782 MAN: "Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. 493 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,785 She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again." 494 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,256 "Sorry, losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest, 495 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,857 and you all know it." 496 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,994 "Sorry, folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks. 497 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,162 "And don't worry, they will be around 498 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,765 long after we are gone." 499 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:10,269 Yeah. Those rioters killed every shark that day. 500 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,137 So, the hearings showed 501 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,939 Trump's team told him that he lost, 502 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,340 he didn't do anything to stop the riot, 503 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,309 and he actively added fuel to the fire 504 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,211 while the Capitol Building was being swarmed. 505 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,946 But today, they released 506 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,614 one of the most damning pieces of evidence 507 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,383 proving Trump knew 508 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,219 his election fraud claims were fake, 509 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,589 which is that when he asked his supporters to donate money 510 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,592 so that he could fight the "fraud" in court, 511 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,994 he just took the money and ran. 512 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:38,130 Listen to what one of their senior investigators, 513 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,199 Amanda Wick, said about what they discovered 514 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,202 about the way Trump and his associates raised money. 515 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,003 The claims that the election was stolen 516 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,471 were so successful, 517 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:50,342 President Trump and his allies raised $250 million, 518 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,144 nearly $100 million 519 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,213 in the first week after the election. 520 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,481 On November 9, 2020, 521 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,784 President Trump created a separate entity 522 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,619 called the Save America PAC. 523 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,589 Most of the money raised went to this newly created PAC, 524 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,490 not to election-related litigation. 525 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,226 A-And what's important about this, Victor-- 526 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,294 it's not just that they were peddling the big lie 527 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:12,064 through these emails' fundraising solicitations, 528 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,266 they also weren't using that money 529 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,269 for the purpose o-of trying to truly find election fraud 530 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,971 or fight these court battles. 531 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,472 That's evidence of fraud. 532 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,541 The next question is, does the Department of Justice 533 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:23,742 do anything with it? 534 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:24,810 Wait, what? 535 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,079 Donald Trump conned his supporters? 536 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,015 That is so predictable. 537 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,518 How are you shocked by this? 538 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,153 I mean, the man is consistent, if nothing else. 539 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:38,790 Honestly, if you got tricked by Trump scamming you. 540 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,393 maybe your money deserves a better home. 541 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,128 Yeah. And, yes, I'm victim blaming. 542 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,730 I don't care. 543 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,465 I will say, what impressed me about this whole thing 544 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,333 was how fast it was this time. 545 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,235 The second the election ended, 546 00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:51,236 Trump didn't wait around. 547 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:52,704 He knew it was over 548 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:55,474 and then he just went full-on Nigerian prince. 549 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:56,808 Yeah, just jumped in. 550 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,777 Like, his whole scam sounded like it was an email. 551 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,379 He's just like, "Hello, my friend. 552 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:03,348 "I am the president of a very powerful country. 553 00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:07,052 "Sadly, I am in need of money to save my people. 554 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,353 "Donate today 555 00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:10,722 "and your money will be used for the great fight 556 00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:14,826 "and definitely not so I can go to dinner with Kid Rock, eh? 557 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,895 "Send the money, please. 558 00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:18,397 "Send it now. 559 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:19,731 All of the money." 560 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,867 (applause) 561 00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,270 So that's what we've learned 562 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,372 from the January 6 committee hearing so far. 563 00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,708 But there is plenty more to come. 564 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,777 And we will keep you updated on all of the news 565 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,212 from this investigation. 566 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,047 Yeah, from now up until the moment 567 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,282 that Donald J. Trump is put behind bars. 568 00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:39,418 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. (chuckles) 569 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,019 You know that dude's gonna be president again. 570 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,055 This is America. All right, stay tuned, 571 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,790 'cause we're gonna be joined by Ayo Edebiri 572 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,191 right after the break. Don't go away. 573 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,327 (cheering and applause) 574 00:23:58,035 --> 00:24:00,071 (applause and cheering) 575 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,642 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 576 00:24:04,742 --> 00:24:08,446 My guest tonight is actor, writer and comedian Ayo Edebiri. 577 00:24:08,546 --> 00:24:09,780 She's here to talk about starring 578 00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:12,183 in the new FX show The Bear. 579 00:24:12,283 --> 00:24:15,720 -Hi. Hello. -MAN: Hi. 580 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:17,655 I'm Sydney. 581 00:24:17,755 --> 00:24:20,291 I called about the sous position. I'm staging today. 582 00:24:20,391 --> 00:24:21,726 -Right. Shit. Sorry. -Think you I could stage today. 583 00:24:21,826 --> 00:24:23,561 -Yes. Yeah. Carmy. Um, hey. -Hey. 584 00:24:23,661 --> 00:24:25,596 -Give your, um... Thank you. -Ah, yes. 585 00:24:25,696 --> 00:24:28,866 Alinea, Smoque, Avec. That's some serious heat. 586 00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:31,869 What's, uh...? What's UPS? 587 00:24:31,969 --> 00:24:33,538 That's in Chicago, or...? 588 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,374 -Uh, United Parcel Service. -Shit. 589 00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:38,943 -The one, the mail. Yeah. -That's the UPS. Yeah. 590 00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:40,778 Um, what do you... what did you do for them? 591 00:24:40,878 --> 00:24:43,714 Drove. Paid my way through culinary school, so... 592 00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:46,584 Please welcome Ayo Edebiri. 593 00:24:46,684 --> 00:24:49,620 (applause and cheering) 594 00:24:50,621 --> 00:24:52,857 -Welcome to the show. -Thank you. 595 00:24:58,696 --> 00:25:01,499 -Welcome to the show, Ayo. -Thank you for having me. 596 00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:03,100 Thank you for being here. I feel like 597 00:25:03,201 --> 00:25:04,502 you shouldn't have time to be here 598 00:25:04,602 --> 00:25:05,937 with all of the work that you're doing. 599 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:07,672 I mean, we just saw a new show of yours that's gonna be, 600 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:10,474 you know, coming out on FX, and then... 601 00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:12,076 Like, just take me through everything else 602 00:25:12,109 --> 00:25:14,212 that you're doing right now. So you're acting in this show. 603 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,214 -Yeah. -And then, you write, as well. 604 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:18,282 -Yes. Yeah. -And then, you're a standup comedian. 605 00:25:18,382 --> 00:25:20,318 -Yes. -Yeah, and then, 606 00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:22,420 on top of that, I feel like there's two other things 607 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,921 I'm forgetting that you're doing. 608 00:25:24,088 --> 00:25:27,658 -Um, Big Mouth maybe? -Oh, Big Mouth, yeah. 609 00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:30,828 -And trying to get sleep, I think. -(laughter) 610 00:25:30,928 --> 00:25:32,830 How is that going? 611 00:25:32,930 --> 00:25:36,400 Um, I could call my parents more. That, too, yeah. 612 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,735 You know, all the things I should be doing, yeah. 613 00:25:37,835 --> 00:25:39,737 -Well, congratulations. -Thank-Thanks. 614 00:25:39,837 --> 00:25:42,373 It really has been just like a-a wild ride for you. 615 00:25:42,473 --> 00:25:44,475 You know, slingshot. 616 00:25:44,575 --> 00:25:46,177 And the beginning of your journey is one 617 00:25:46,277 --> 00:25:47,545 that intrigues me the most 618 00:25:47,645 --> 00:25:49,113 because I read things about people. 619 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:51,382 I do the research, and then, sometimes, it doesn't seem true. 620 00:25:51,482 --> 00:25:54,585 -Yeah. -Were you studying to teach? 621 00:25:54,685 --> 00:25:57,121 Yeah, I was studying to be a teacher. 622 00:25:57,221 --> 00:26:00,658 -Um, I wanted to be an English teacher. -Okay. 623 00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:04,562 -And then I did my student teaching, um, -Uh-huh. 624 00:26:04,662 --> 00:26:09,367 and did you know that teenagers are really scary? 625 00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:11,369 And they will tell you when 626 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:13,171 you're not a good English teacher. 627 00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,273 -Wow. -Um, and so I was like, 628 00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:17,441 "Hmm, maybe change careers?" Um... 629 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:20,144 Yeah, but I was doing stand-up and stuff at night 630 00:26:20,244 --> 00:26:22,980 and all my friends were studying writing 631 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,651 and felt like people were doing this, I don't know. 632 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,719 This-- And I, I don't know, I just was like, 633 00:26:28,819 --> 00:26:31,289 "I've got one life, might as well try, 634 00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:32,690 -see if it works." -I love the fact that the kids were 635 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:35,960 so terrible you just changed your perspective on life. 636 00:26:36,093 --> 00:26:38,829 They just shifted you in a new direction. 637 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,599 It was, like, the opposite of any of those, like, 638 00:26:41,699 --> 00:26:43,868 movies where, like, a teacher is, like, you know, 639 00:26:43,968 --> 00:26:45,403 coming in the classroom and standing on the desk. 640 00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:48,806 -Yes. -Like, I stood on the desk and they were like, "Sit down. 641 00:26:48,906 --> 00:26:51,642 -Leave. Go home. Journal." -Did you tell them you-- 642 00:26:51,742 --> 00:26:53,311 Did you tell them you were going? 643 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,346 Um, n-no. No. 644 00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:59,317 I think if I told, uh, 13-year-olds my dreams, 645 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:00,651 I don't really think that 646 00:27:00,751 --> 00:27:03,654 would have gone great, you know? 647 00:27:03,754 --> 00:27:05,489 -Oh, my... -They might have had notes. 648 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,592 They-they are, I mean, like, the reason 649 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:09,660 behind all of your success, though. I feel like 650 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,962 you should thank them now, because they sent you 651 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:13,764 -into a very successful career, you know? -Yeah. 652 00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:15,299 Like doing everyth-- And you're, like, crushing it at everything. 653 00:27:15,399 --> 00:27:17,134 -It's almost like-- -To, uh, to all the teenagers 654 00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:19,337 who made me sad: 655 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:22,940 good job. Thanks. 656 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,376 -Um, so let's talk about the show on FX. -Yeah. 657 00:27:25,476 --> 00:27:27,144 It's-it's-- is it-is it a comedy? 658 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:28,880 'Cause there are moments where I feel like it's a drama. 659 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,848 Then there's moments where I find myself laughing out loud. 660 00:27:30,948 --> 00:27:32,383 -I guess dramedy, yes? -I-- 661 00:27:32,483 --> 00:27:34,785 -Yes? -Write-write that down, 662 00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:36,187 -I'm gonna, yeah, I've patented it. -Copyright it, 663 00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:39,090 make-make your money. Uh, yeah, I think it is kind of 664 00:27:39,156 --> 00:27:41,993 in that dramedy space. It's, uh, it's definitely, 665 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:46,597 I-- it's-- I mean, I-- I identify as a comedian. 666 00:27:46,697 --> 00:27:49,100 I don't know if other people identify me as that, 667 00:27:49,133 --> 00:27:51,869 but I identify as a comedian. And it was-- 668 00:27:51,969 --> 00:27:53,871 it felt very funny, uh, 669 00:27:53,971 --> 00:27:56,507 to, like, be showing up to work 670 00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:59,243 and being like, "Oh, okay, I'm the most serious person, 671 00:27:59,343 --> 00:28:00,845 I'm saying, like, the least funny stuff." 672 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:03,915 -That's hilarious. -Uh, I'm-I'm, like, actually acting, I think. 673 00:28:04,048 --> 00:28:05,883 -Or I'm trying to. -I think it is. I think it is good. 674 00:28:06,050 --> 00:28:08,386 It's funny. It's heartfelt. I mean, 'cause it's a story 675 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,387 about, like, really... 676 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,155 It seems like a ragtag restaurant, 677 00:28:11,255 --> 00:28:14,125 -you know, that's being... -Yes. It's a deeply motley crew. 678 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:15,693 -Yes. Yes. -Yes. Yes. 679 00:28:15,793 --> 00:28:17,795 And around... The food looks g... Is it real food? 680 00:28:17,895 --> 00:28:19,163 It's real food. We were cooking real food. 681 00:28:19,263 --> 00:28:21,532 We were working in, uh, a real kitchen. 682 00:28:21,632 --> 00:28:24,468 Our-our set designers and our production designers 683 00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:27,939 are geniuses, and they, uh, created a real kitchen 684 00:28:28,072 --> 00:28:29,540 that felt really small 685 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,144 like a real kitchen in a working restaurant would. 686 00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:36,380 Uh, but they created just, like, a little space, 687 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,382 enough space for a camera to be able to move through 688 00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:39,984 -and not break stuff. -I like that. It has... 689 00:28:40,084 --> 00:28:41,786 -It has the feeling of, like, you know... -The fire was real. 690 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:44,455 -Water was real. Knives were real. -Wait. What-what was real? 691 00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,157 -You said the fire was real? -Fire? Yeah. 692 00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:48,125 -Doesn't seem safe. -Well... 693 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,827 I mean, hey. 694 00:28:49,927 --> 00:28:51,095 O-Oops. 695 00:28:51,128 --> 00:28:53,097 (laughter) 696 00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:55,433 The, um, you know, the story's really great 697 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:57,935 because it's-it's... it feels like it's a commentary 698 00:28:58,035 --> 00:29:00,404 on the family we have versus the family we choose. 699 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,039 -Yeah. -You know, we see your character's journey. 700 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,243 We see everyone starting to-to fall for each other 701 00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:06,244 and be in that world. 702 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:07,445 It made me wonder 703 00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,080 where you feel your biggest family is. 704 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,748 Like, in what industry. 'Cause some people... 705 00:29:10,848 --> 00:29:12,617 -Ooh. -Let's say they're on Broadway and they act on TV. 706 00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:14,619 They'll go like, "Oh, but the Broad... My Broadway family." 707 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:16,287 -Yeah. -You're in so many different worlds. 708 00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:17,922 I want to know, is there, like, one world 709 00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:20,124 where you feel like, "I'm at home. This is me"? 710 00:29:20,224 --> 00:29:21,926 What if I was like, "Trevor, with you"? 711 00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:24,495 -Uh... First time in. (laughs) -(cheering and applause) 712 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:30,401 I would... 713 00:29:30,501 --> 00:29:33,104 -I would say, "Thank you. Thank you." -Thank you. 714 00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,072 "And that's very creepy 'cause we just met." 715 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:36,541 -Yeah. -That's what I would say. 716 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:38,943 -But I would be flattered. I-I would be flattered. -Well... 717 00:29:39,076 --> 00:29:42,413 Uh, no, I feel... I feel really lucky, um, 718 00:29:42,513 --> 00:29:46,184 to, uh, be embraced 719 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,086 and feel like I get to learn in so many spaces. 720 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,090 And I feel like I have a lot of curiosity, 721 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,893 and I want to do a lot of things and do them well. 722 00:29:55,993 --> 00:29:58,329 And I feel like the places that I've been able to work 723 00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:00,164 and the people that I've been able to work with, 724 00:30:00,264 --> 00:30:02,700 like, a lot of them are just really great mentors 725 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,535 and friends. And so I feel like, 726 00:30:04,635 --> 00:30:07,038 in a lot of spaces, in writing and in stand-up, 727 00:30:07,104 --> 00:30:08,940 uh, and I guess now in acting, 728 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,409 like, I-I have people who I... 729 00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:13,578 That's so deeply earnest. 730 00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:15,513 The stand-up in me is like, "Ugh!" 731 00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:18,049 But... (laughs) I-I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of... 732 00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:19,584 I think it's good. I think it's good to be earnest. 733 00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:21,619 I feel like y-you should be proud of what you've done. 734 00:30:21,719 --> 00:30:22,787 You know, it's not an easy journey. 735 00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:24,055 Are your parents proud? 736 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:25,923 The-- My parents are backstage, 737 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:27,925 so I hope that they're proud. 738 00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:29,694 -(laughs) They're t... -It would be weird if they told you now. 739 00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:31,696 They're backstage tapping their toes. They're like, 740 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:34,198 -"Ooh, we got notes. Yeah. -(laughs) 741 00:30:34,298 --> 00:30:35,700 This is weird." 742 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,935 Wh-Where-- So where-where are your parents from? 743 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,071 -Uh, my mom is from Barbados. -Okay. 744 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:43,708 And my dad is from where you just did that accent from. 745 00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:45,676 He's from Nigeria, and-- 746 00:30:45,776 --> 00:30:48,513 No, he was backstage and he was watching and he was like, 747 00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:50,348 -"Heh. Eh-heh." -(laughs) 748 00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:51,782 -I'll take that. -Yeah. 749 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,651 -I'll take that from a Nigerian dad! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 750 00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:55,086 That's a standing ovation from a Nigerian dad. 751 00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:56,454 -You got a "eh-heh"! -"Eh-heh." 752 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:57,855 -"Eh-heh. Eh-heh." -"Eh-heh." 753 00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,423 I'll take that. I'll take the "eh-heh." 754 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,158 Uh, Ayo, it's-it's been great meeting you. 755 00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:03,227 Uh, you know, congratulations on everything you're doing. 756 00:31:03,327 --> 00:31:05,296 -Yes. -I think, I think-- it's not just you who identifies-- 757 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,031 everyone who sees you goes, "You're a comedian. 758 00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:08,399 You're funny. You're amazing." 759 00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:09,934 -Thank you for being on the show. -Thanks for having me. 760 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,936 -I felt at home with you out here. -(laughs) 761 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,538 -Thank you so much for being here with me. -Thank you. 762 00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:16,741 I appreciate it. All right, all episodes of FX's The Bear 763 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:19,043 will be streaming exclusively on Hulu June 23. 764 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:20,912 We're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back 765 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,414 after this. Thank you. 766 00:31:23,514 --> 00:31:25,550 (cheering and applause) 767 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:32,156 (cheering and applause) 768 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:36,461 Well, that's our show for tonight, 769 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:38,429 but before we go, before we go, 770 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:40,998 please consider supporting Out Youth. 771 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,667 They're an organization that serves 772 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,603 Central Texas LGBTQIA+ youth 773 00:31:45,636 --> 00:31:47,538 and their allies with programs and services 774 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,107 to ensure that these promising young people 775 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:53,110 develop into happy, healthy, successful adults. 776 00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:54,979 Out Youth hosts a variety of programs 777 00:31:55,012 --> 00:31:56,814 and provides training and resources 778 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,683 for parents, teachers, and community members 779 00:31:58,716 --> 00:31:59,884 free of charge. 780 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,752 So if you can, please donate at the link below. 781 00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:04,422 Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, and, remember, 782 00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:07,458 sex in a car is no longer trashy-- 783 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:08,659 that's an investment. 784 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:11,095 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 785 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:13,931 If you're struggling to cut back on the Coca-Cola, 786 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,400 all the pop, the geniuses at TikTok, 787 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:19,303 well, they have yet another hack for you to try. 788 00:32:19,337 --> 00:32:20,872 They're calling it the healthy Coke. 789 00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:24,142 All you got to do is pour a splash of balsamic vinaigrette 790 00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:27,578 over ice and then you top it off with sparkling water. 791 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,547 There you go. There's your coke, Greg. 792 00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:31,983 Cheers. 793 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,589 -The hell is that? -(laughter) 794 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,525 -(distorted echoing): The hell is that? -(cackling) 795 00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:40,625 -The hell is that? -(girl screaming)