1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,402 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,837 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:07,508 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,809 Tonight: 5 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:11,712 COVID finally catches up with Fauci. 6 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:14,081 Who will save us? 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,617 And Ed Helms. 8 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:20,521 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,656 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 10 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:38,338 What's going on, everybody. Welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:40,440 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,276 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,012 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 14 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:47,014 Thank you, thank you all so much. 15 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,448 Take a seat, man, we've got a really, 16 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,017 really fun show for you tonight. 17 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:53,687 Dr. Fauci and the coronavirus are going head-to-head, 18 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,123 swimming is gonna be banned this summer, 19 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,760 and Sweden has found a way to make trash sexy. 20 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,695 Plus, you know him from The Hangover, 21 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,630 you know him from The Office, and season two 22 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,532 of his hit show Rutherford Falls is dropping today-- 23 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:08,202 the very funny Ed Helms is here, everybody! 24 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,070 -Oh, I'm so excited! -(cheering, applause) 25 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,872 So, let's do this people. 26 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,408 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 27 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,677 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:24,451 Okay, let's kick things off with some good news. 29 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:27,554 The Food and Drug Administration has been given the green light 30 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:30,090 to finally approve COVID vaccines 31 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,959 for children under the age of five. 32 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,229 Which means there are a lot of toddlers who are about to be 33 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,197 popping apple juice in the club. 34 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:41,235 It's just like, "I got a diaper, I'm going all night, bitches!" 35 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,805 And this is also very good news for Herschel Walker, 36 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,307 because, statistically, one out of every five kids in America 37 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:49,109 is secretly his. 38 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,111 No, but for real, for real, this is great news 39 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:53,747 for parents of young children, because while the rest of us 40 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,949 you know, got vaccines and went back to normal, 41 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,719 a lot of parents were stuck in pandemic mode 42 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,654 with their unvaccinated kids. 43 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,823 Yeah, they were just staring out the window at everyone else 44 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,391 having fun, and they're just like, 45 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,060 "Oh, they're going to the movies again. Oh! 46 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,129 I should have used a condom." 47 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,301 Now, of course, if you're not a parent, 48 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,703 this is the worst news ever. 49 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,805 'Cause, I don't know about you guys, 50 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,875 but I've definitely noticed that over the past two years, 51 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,978 you know, I haven't heard any kids 52 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,314 throwing tantrums in the supermarket. 53 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,749 There's been no toddlers 54 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,151 kicking my seat in the movie theater. 55 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:34,321 And there were basically no children screaming on airplanes. 56 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,523 Yeah, only those crazy Trump supporters 57 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:39,660 who didn't want to wear a mask. "Waah! Waah! 58 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,229 Waah! I want my mommy!" 59 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,164 But just because COVID is on the back foot right now, 60 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:47,835 it doesn't mean it's not still putting up a fight. 61 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,169 GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: Dr. Anthony Fauci has tested 62 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,305 positive for COVID. The 81-year-old 63 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,706 chief medical advisor to President Biden 64 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,241 is fully vaccinated, double boosted. 65 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,509 NEWSOWMAN: He currently taking 66 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,345 the antiviral treatment Paxlovid. 67 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:02,349 The 81-year-old is only experiencing mild symptoms. 68 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,818 We are told he has not been in close contact 69 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,321 with the president and will now work from home. 70 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:10,490 That's right. Dr. Fauci has COVID. 71 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:13,360 Which feels a little like finding out Smokey Bear 72 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:16,129 got trapped in a forest fire. 73 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,966 Just like, "Damn." 74 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,101 I'm actually-- I'm actually surprised that Fauci 75 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,904 is only getting COVID now, 76 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,973 and didn't get it-- didn't get it while he was, like, 77 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,175 with Trump every day. 78 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,310 Well, think about it-- every single day, Trump was like, 79 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,447 "Okay, COVID task force, we're gonna kick off 80 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,083 "today's meeting by breathing in each other's mouths 81 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:39,853 "for ten or 15 minutes just to get the energy flowing. 82 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,288 "Anthony, come here, Anthony. 83 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:45,092 "Open that beautiful mouth, Anthony. Open it wide. 84 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,160 Open it, ah, open it wide." 85 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,098 And, you know, the saddest part, Dr. Fauci-- 86 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:52,633 and, yes, I'm talking to you, Dr. Fauci, 87 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,835 I know you watch the show-- 88 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,236 is the fact that you didn't come to 89 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:58,739 the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Yeah. 90 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:02,042 The president was there, Kim Kardashian was there, 91 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,143 but you didn't come 'cause you said 92 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,711 you didn't want to catch COVID. 93 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,814 And then you caught COVID anyway. Yeah. 94 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,317 Probably from some boring government meeting. 95 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,952 And, you see, let me tell you something now, people. 96 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,087 That's my philosophy in life. 97 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:16,723 I'm vaccinated, so if I'm getting COVID, 98 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,193 you best believe I'm doing it in style, okay? 99 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,761 Yeah, I'm not gonna get it from some 100 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:23,096 bitch-ass PowerPoint presentation, no. 101 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:25,065 People will ask me, "Trevor, where'd you get your COVID?" 102 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,934 And I'll be like, "Oh, that was one hell of a night. 103 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:30,070 "Oh! Oh, damn. 104 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:36,143 Best believe." 105 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:40,080 I will say, though, what a big moment for COVID as well, huh? 106 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,481 To finally infect 107 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:44,818 Dr. Anthony Fauci. 108 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,354 I bet COVID was really starstruck 109 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,090 when it got in his body. 110 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,926 Oh, my God, oh, my God! 111 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,896 Oh, my God, it's really you, it's really you! 112 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,331 Wow, I'm so excited. 113 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,233 I need to catch my breath, I need to catch my breath. 114 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:02,069 Oh, oh, man, Dr. Fauci, I'm inside you. 115 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,303 This is so crazy. 116 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:04,838 Hold on, I got to FaceTime my boys. 117 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:05,839 I got to FaceTime my boys. 118 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,174 (line rings) 119 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:10,711 Hey, yo, guess whose lungs I'm in! 120 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,881 I know, I know, and somehow I'm still taller than him. 121 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,816 This is crazy! 122 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,784 Aah! 123 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,821 (applause) 124 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,524 Okay. 125 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,894 Let's move on from the pandemic in people's lungs 126 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,162 to the pandemic in America's democracy. 127 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:31,899 Today was the third day of the January 6 hearings, 128 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,601 aka VH1's Behind the Riot. 129 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,237 Now, this session focused predominantly 130 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,706 on Mike Pence, former vice president 131 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,842 and the inspiration behind the white noise machine, 132 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:47,080 because, you see, Trump's entire plan to overturn the election 133 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:51,084 hinged on Mike Pence agreeing to break the law 134 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,320 by not certifying the election results, 135 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:57,891 and today we heard what might be the funniest recounting 136 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:02,763 of the conversation that Trump actually had with Mike Pence, 137 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,899 where the vice president would not agree to Trump's scheme 138 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,602 no matter how hard The Donald tried. 139 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,605 In the book Peril, journalists Bob Woodward and Robert Costa 140 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,340 write that the president said, 141 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,044 "If these people say you have the power, 142 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,879 wouldn't you want to?" 143 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,314 The vice president says, 144 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:23,550 "I wouldn't want any one person to have that authority." 145 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,719 The president responds, 146 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,856 "But wouldn't it almost be cool to have that power?" 147 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,724 The vice president is reported to have said, 148 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:34,628 "No, look, I've read this and I don't see a way to do it. 149 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,763 "We've exhausted every option. 150 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,565 "I've done everything I could and then some 151 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,300 "to find a way around this. 152 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,935 "It's simply not possible. 153 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,671 My interpretation is no." 154 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,306 To which the president says, 155 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,076 "No, no, no, you don't understand, Mike, 156 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,844 "you can do this. 157 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,947 I don't want to be your friend anymore if you don't do this." 158 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,083 (audience laughing) 159 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,761 (laughing): Yo, oh, man, you... 160 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,029 You know, this is, this is the part-- 161 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,031 the paradox of Donald Trump. 162 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,766 Like, this is really the paradox. 163 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:17,104 Like, he has the most terrifying schemes in the world, 164 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:21,175 but he executes them in the most hilarious ways. 165 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,510 Because Trump basically-- he lives his entire life 166 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,713 as if he's the bad kid in one of those anti-smoking PSAs. 167 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,182 You know, he's like, "Come on, Mike, 168 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,917 "just try overturning the election. 169 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,619 I thought you wanted to be cool." 170 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,054 Also, by the way, if there's one person 171 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:38,759 who you can't entice with cool, it's Mike Pence. 172 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,394 He's the least cool man in the world. 173 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,129 The man wouldn't even watch the Teletubbies 174 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,798 because they don't wear pants. 175 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,968 And you know what's crazy about this story. 176 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:51,071 Because Trump said it like this, because he said it like this, 177 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,306 you actually believe that it's true. 178 00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:53,540 Right? 179 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,509 Because if the reporting was that Pence said, 180 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,145 "Sir, we cannot do this," and then Trump said, 181 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,547 "My interpretation of the Constitution offers 182 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,183 ample precedent both legal and historical," 183 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,685 people would be like, "Yeah, there's no way that happened. 184 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,153 "That didn't happen. 185 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,487 That's not real." 186 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,823 But "I don't want to be your friend anymore"? 187 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,492 You're like, "Yeah, that's, that's-that's my dude. 188 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:13,827 "That's my dude right there. 189 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,029 That sounds like him." 190 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:22,302 I also find it crazy that Trump thought they were friends? 191 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,905 Not coworkers, not acquaintance-- friends? 192 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,373 How-how would that even be possible? 193 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:29,443 What do Pence and Trump have to bond over, huh? 194 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,512 They're just hanging out on the weekend like, 195 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,614 "Thanks for bringing me to this club, Mike. 196 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:37,384 The music's a little lame, but the ladies are looking good." 197 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,187 "Uh, Mr. President, it's church." 198 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:44,458 "Oh, that's why it burned when I walked through the door. 199 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:47,828 Totally get it, totally get it." 200 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,831 All right, but let's move on to some international news. 201 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,233 Here in America, global supply chain issues 202 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,869 have caused shortages of everything, 203 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,838 from tampons to baby formula 204 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,640 and even PlayStation 5s, 205 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:03,043 which sucks 'cause now I have to play Elden Ring in my head. 206 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,444 (groaning) 207 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,813 Damn, this is so hard! 208 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,515 But it turns out the global supply chain 209 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,117 also affects the globe. 210 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,019 And right now, in Pakistan, 211 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,588 the supply chain is coming for an integral part 212 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:15,923 of their daily life. 213 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,225 Pakistani tea drinkers remain divided 214 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,561 a day after a government minister urged them 215 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,729 to cut down on their daily hot beverage 216 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:26,099 as the country struggles with an economic crisis. 217 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,569 Pakistan's Planning and Development minister says 218 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,671 it's getting increasingly expensive 219 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,506 for the country to import tea 220 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,608 as supplies outstrip demand. 221 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,077 NEWSWOMAN: Tea is a hugely popular drink in the country 222 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,079 of 220 million people, 223 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,049 and the government has to spend about $600 million 224 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,251 on tea imports every year. 225 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,353 The average person in Pakistan is believed 226 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,122 to drink at least three cups of tea a day. 227 00:09:49,223 --> 00:09:50,958 But the minister called for people to drink 228 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,727 one or two cups less per day, 229 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,762 sparking outrage. 230 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:56,930 I knew it. 231 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,465 I knew this would happen. 232 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,300 Yeah. People have been running around, 233 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,704 spilling the tea for the past few years and now look! 234 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,806 There's a shortage. Are you happy, Shade Room? 235 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,407 Are you happy?! 236 00:10:07,508 --> 00:10:09,543 (laughter, applause) 237 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,917 By the way, I love how they mix the tea. 238 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,119 The rest of us do tea boring, just like, "Mm." 239 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,687 They're like, "Wow. 240 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,856 Wah. Pwah." 241 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,893 And I know people can get outraged about anything, 242 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,128 but-- I'm not gonna lie-- it is kind of funny to hear a story 243 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,998 about anyone getting outraged over tea. 244 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,667 No, because you always think of tea drinkers as very calm, 245 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,969 tranquil people, you know? 246 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,305 But, here, they're like, "You can take my Earl Grey 247 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,041 out of my cold dead hands!" 248 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,210 It's so-- it's so wild. 249 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,179 It's like seeing Tom Hanks dropping the F-bomb. 250 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,613 I mean, that's where you know you (bleep)ed up, 251 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,215 you know what I mean? 252 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,417 But when you understand how popular tea is in Pakistan, 253 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,618 it makes sense. Right? 254 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:52,786 All of the outrage makes sense. 255 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,389 This is part of their national identity. 256 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,225 It's like asking France to cut out croissants 257 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,061 or North Korea to stop launching missiles at dolphins. 258 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,230 That's just what they do. 259 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,232 And I don't know if Pakistan will give up tea. 260 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,534 I mean, they wouldn't even give up bin Laden, you know? 261 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:08,602 (laughter, gasping) 262 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:09,870 But... 263 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,471 Too soon? 264 00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:14,474 I will say this, 265 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:16,543 Pakistan's government has to be careful about this. 266 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,644 Yeah. 267 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:18,846 Tea shortages are no joke. 268 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,180 Just look at America. 269 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,648 You see what happens 270 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,317 when your people get pissed off about tea. Yeah. 271 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,985 First there's a tea party. 272 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,553 Then there's a revolution. 273 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,188 Before you know it, there's a Great Depression. 274 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,690 They're you're fighting Vietnam, 275 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,825 no one can afford houses, and suddenly you're making a movie 276 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,360 where Ryan Gosling is Barbie! 277 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,495 (screaming) 278 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,700 (cheering and applause) 279 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,835 Don't do it, Pakistan! 280 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,273 All right, finally, 281 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,442 cities all over the world are always trying to find ways 282 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,245 to encourage people not to litter. 283 00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:53,580 In Japan, they use collective shame. 284 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,383 In Singapore, they'll just whup your ass. 285 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,386 In New York, we've, uh, just made the entire city 286 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,722 one big trash can, so, technically, 287 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,590 it's not even possible to litter. 288 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,160 But in Sweden, they've come up with something 289 00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:09,897 that might be the most effective method yet. 290 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,199 Talking dirty in Sweden. Literally. 291 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,568 A Swedish city has launched a campaign 292 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,637 to encourage people to throw away their trash. 293 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,639 Yeah, a couple of trash cans have been installed 294 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:22,309 and are programmed to respond with seductive audio messages 295 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,144 after somebody throws away their trash. 296 00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:45,999 (gasping) 297 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,202 Well, I guess now we know what it's like 298 00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:50,270 when Oscar the Grouch gets his (bleep) on. 299 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,674 I, uh, did not see that coming. 300 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,376 Just-- And just, by the way, um, 301 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,111 all the guys who are using that trash can, 302 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,248 I hope you know that it's faking it, right? 303 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,749 There's probably dudes walking away thinking, 304 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:06,053 "Oh-ho, I throw good trash." 305 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,188 No, you don't. No, you don't. 306 00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:11,859 It's actually funny how stupid men are. 307 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:15,128 We're such simple, stupid creatures. 308 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,430 This would never work on women. 309 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,931 On men, it works. 310 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,933 Yeah, like, we can wear as many ties as we want, 311 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,069 but we're just basically stupid animals 312 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,704 responding to a mating call. 313 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,939 You put a sexy woman's voice 314 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,709 and you can literally get men to do anything. 315 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,712 You realize, we're being catfished by garbage cans. 316 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:32,880 Right? 317 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,649 And we can see that they're garbage cans. 318 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,485 But then we hear that sexy voice and we're like, 319 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,354 "Well, maybe." 320 00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:42,089 (laughs) 321 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,260 Not to mention, this is going to undo a lot 322 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,295 of parental lessons about littering. 323 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,297 Some ten-year-old boy is going to be like, 324 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,766 "Mommy, I'm going to throw away my empty cup." 325 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,735 And the mom will be like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 326 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,403 "Just throw it in the lake. Throw it in the late. 327 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,539 It's better that way. You're not ready." 328 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:01,041 (laughter) 329 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,777 And you know who this really isn't great for, 330 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:07,047 is your trashcan at home. Yeah. 331 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,483 Because when it finds out what you've been doing 332 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,318 out there in the streets, 333 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:15,055 oh, it's going to get super jealous. 334 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,261 Well, you're home late. 335 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,564 Probably because were you out on the streets 336 00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:25,566 shoving your trash into that whore again! 337 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,568 (laughter) 338 00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:31,205 You know that anyone can throw trash there, anyone. 339 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,207 You're not special! I want a divorce! 340 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:38,779 And I'm taking the rotten banana peels with me! Aah! 341 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,814 (applause) 342 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,716 All right, that's it for the headlines, 343 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,352 but before we go, let's check in on traffic 344 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,654 with our very own Roy Wood, Jr., everybody! 345 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,824 -(cheers and applause) -Yeah. What's up, man? 346 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,826 What is happening, Roy? 347 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,595 -Yes, Lord. -Weekend's coming up. 348 00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,263 -What's going on in the traffic? -Yes, Lord. 349 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,165 Man, I'm just looking at all these rich people 350 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,334 out there on the road, man. 351 00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:02,503 Yeah, gas, gas ten dollars a gallon. 352 00:15:02,603 --> 00:15:05,539 Being stuck in traffic-- that's the new balling right there. 353 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,307 I don't care nothing about your jewelry. 354 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,177 -Tell me how long you was in traffic today. -(laughter) 355 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,912 Like, if a woman want to meet a rich dude, 356 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,547 just go stand on the freeway, go stand right here. 357 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,583 This is Boston. That's... What... Yeah. 358 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,151 Yeah, go stand on the freeway in Boston. 359 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,786 Them rich people. Them rich people, man. 360 00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:21,822 You think that traffic is a flex? 361 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,259 Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. 362 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,261 Traffic ain't for no broke bitches. This is... 363 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:31,131 -(laughter) -...strictly for ballers right there, man. 364 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,499 All right, what's going on in the traffic? 365 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,967 Yeah, I'll get to the traffic in a second, man. 366 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,970 You know, what's good about the infant thing... 367 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,605 Like, I know people... 368 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,973 You know, some people don't want 369 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,542 to vaccinate infants or whatever. 370 00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:43,510 -Oh, yeah, yeah. -But I think that's a good thing. 371 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,345 I think it is a good thing if you give the vaccine 372 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,115 to the baby 'cause now they got the microchip in 'em, 373 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,117 -and no more kidnappings. -(laughter) 374 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,419 -Now we know where all the kids will be. -I-I don't... 375 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,355 And we can track 'em down, 'cause once you get the vaccine, 376 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,090 -you get the microchip, and... -No, there is no microchip. 377 00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:59,526 Where did you hear this? 378 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,197 Did you enjoy the ramen you had last night on 41st Street? 379 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,132 I think you were there from 7:30 to 9:15, 380 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,867 and then, when you left, you went southbound 381 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,169 down 9th Avenue if I'm not mistaken? 382 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,306 You're vaccinated, right? 383 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,308 -Yeah. -(laughter) 384 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,243 Yeah, I know. It's an app. It's an app 385 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,678 where it links you with other people who have... 386 00:16:17,778 --> 00:16:19,213 But like, "No." You know, they could be like, 387 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,681 "I'm stalking you." -I don't know if I'm... I'm... 388 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,249 I'm not stalking you. The app told me where you was. 389 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,584 It's the vaccine tracking app. 390 00:16:23,684 --> 00:16:24,918 You ain't got the vaccine tracking app? 391 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:25,953 I don't have the vaccine tracking app. 392 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,120 Well, I got the app... 393 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:29,256 What's happening with the traffic, Roy? 394 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,592 -You know what's really messed up about the tea? -Okay. 395 00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:33,760 -The tea over there in Pakistan. -Yeah. 396 00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,062 Like, when there was a tea shortage, 397 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,663 that's going to throw off the balance 398 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,099 of the Arnold Palmers in Pakistan. 399 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,970 You ever had an Arnold Palmer and the balance ain't right? 400 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,505 That'll piss you off. 401 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:46,673 Too much lemonade, too much tea, it's the wrong... 402 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,077 You got to have the Arnold Palmer just perfect amount. 403 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,912 Watch and see if the Al-Qaeda get ahold 404 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,547 of some unbalanced Arnold Palmers. 405 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:56,350 They're like, "Oh! We got to go blow something up!" 406 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,819 They're gonna be mad. Okay. 407 00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:00,687 I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you, dawg. 408 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,489 All right, well, tell me about the traffic, though. 409 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,424 I do... What do you want me to tell you about the traffic? 410 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,093 -I already told you. -I just want to... 411 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,028 Rich people go and doing rich people... 412 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,363 Yeah, but, like, which roads are blocked, 413 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,064 and which ones are open? It's important, man. 414 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,066 (sighs heavily) 415 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:17,838 -Let me ask you a question. -(laughter) 416 00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:19,740 If your friend-- let's say you had a friend, right? 417 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,941 Let's say you had a homeboy. You're all cool. 418 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,309 -Real good friend, right? -Mm-hmm. 419 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,211 And you go over to his house, 420 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,480 and he got one of them sex trash cans. 421 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,650 (laughter) 422 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,718 Y'all would still be cool, right? 423 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,788 Like, if you knew somebody that had, like, 424 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,924 ordered one of these 425 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:41,161 sex-talking cans, the freaky-deaky trash can... 426 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,130 Like, if you went over your friend house, 427 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,499 -and he had the freaky-deaky trash can... -Yeah. 428 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:49,503 ...you wouldn't judge him for having a... a...? 429 00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:52,706 Roy, did you order one of the sex trash cans? 430 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:56,476 No, I didn't order no sex trash can with custom, 431 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:59,847 you know, with custom phrases. I didn't do that. 432 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,216 I didn't say anything about custom phrases. 433 00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:03,750 I didn't say nothing about custom phrases, either. 434 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:05,752 (laughter) 435 00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,888 I got to go throw something away. 436 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,357 I'll be right back, all right? I got to throw something away. 437 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,492 (applause and cheering) 438 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,564 It's suspicious. 439 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,099 I was really suspicious. 440 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,601 All right, thank you so much, Roy. 441 00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,169 All right, when we come back, 442 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,272 we're going to throw America a giant pool party. 443 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,609 FEMALE VOICE: Oh, Roy, I love swallowing your trash. 444 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:29,843 (laughter) 445 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,779 We'll be right back. 446 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,615 Roy, what are you doing? 447 00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:36,416 Want to see? 448 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,552 (applause and cheering) 449 00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:45,072 (cheering, applause) 450 00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:53,480 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 451 00:18:53,581 --> 00:18:55,449 This whole week, much of the United States 452 00:18:55,549 --> 00:18:57,651 has been suffering through a heat wave. 453 00:18:57,751 --> 00:18:59,920 And if you've been stuck in it, 454 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:03,090 please, don't forget to drink water, stay inside 455 00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:05,292 and check in on your elderly neighbors, 456 00:19:05,392 --> 00:19:07,428 'cause they might have air conditioners you can steal. 457 00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:10,197 But if you've been hoping to cool down 458 00:19:10,297 --> 00:19:12,232 at the beach or at the pool, 459 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:14,335 you might be out of luck. 460 00:19:14,435 --> 00:19:16,437 NEWSMAN: As summer heats up, some families 461 00:19:16,537 --> 00:19:20,174 are cooling down in the water at their own risk. 462 00:19:20,274 --> 00:19:24,278 A major lifeguard shortage is leaving many beaches unguarded 463 00:19:24,378 --> 00:19:28,148 and pools understaffed, forcing some to close. 464 00:19:28,249 --> 00:19:30,951 The American Lifeguard Association estimating 465 00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:33,854 one-third of the nation's public pools are impacted. 466 00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:36,257 The shortage is caused by a wave of factors. 467 00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:39,560 Young people have plenty of other job options to choose from 468 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,963 and training courses were canceled during the pandemic. 469 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,733 Some pools looking to pull in new lifeguards 470 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,735 by upping salaries. 471 00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:51,205 Six Flags St. Louis is offering $18 an hour to lifeguards, 472 00:19:51,305 --> 00:19:53,974 plus a $500 bonus. 473 00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:57,144 Ooh! Pools are closed for the summer? 474 00:19:57,211 --> 00:20:00,447 I won't have nowhere to pee. 475 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:03,183 But yeah, pools and beaches are in big trouble 476 00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:06,387 because nobody wants to be a lifeguard right now. 477 00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,389 Which is surprising to me. 478 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:10,357 I mean, you'd think every teenager would want this job. 479 00:20:10,457 --> 00:20:14,028 I mean, you get to work on your tan, it's a relaxed dress code 480 00:20:14,161 --> 00:20:17,464 and you get to make out with all those drowning people, you know? 481 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,534 You know, if you ask me, Americans are too soft. Yeah. 482 00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:22,670 I saw this story and I was like, "Americans are too soft." 483 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,471 You won't swim because there's no lifeguard? 484 00:20:24,572 --> 00:20:25,873 (clicks tongue) Man. 485 00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:28,542 If you told an African parent that you won't swim 486 00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:30,411 without a lifeguard, they'd be like, 487 00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:32,713 "Eh, do you know who is your lifeguard? 488 00:20:32,813 --> 00:20:34,582 "Jesus. 489 00:20:34,682 --> 00:20:38,185 Don't forget that. Don't ever forget that." 490 00:20:40,888 --> 00:20:43,490 But this is a major problem, especially for pools 491 00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:46,193 that have to shut down because they can't find lifeguards. 492 00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:47,861 Luckily though, luckily, 493 00:20:47,962 --> 00:20:50,731 Leo Deblin has a solution for you. 494 00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:53,033 -♪ ♪ -Are your beaches and pools closed for the summer 495 00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,768 because of a lifeguard shortage? 496 00:20:54,868 --> 00:20:56,270 You just want to swim. 497 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:58,005 But ain't nobody want to save your ass 498 00:20:58,138 --> 00:20:59,506 -from a shark. -(snarl) 499 00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,176 Well, break out that swimsuit thong. 500 00:21:02,276 --> 00:21:04,278 'Cause summer is back on. 501 00:21:04,378 --> 00:21:06,547 Introducing... 502 00:21:08,182 --> 00:21:10,317 It's a cardboard cut-out of me 503 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:12,553 that you can put up on your lifeguard chair. 504 00:21:12,653 --> 00:21:15,022 Guaranteed to look real enough for the safety inspector 505 00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:16,290 as he's driving by. 506 00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:17,758 (honking) 507 00:21:17,858 --> 00:21:18,993 (tires screech, crash) 508 00:21:19,159 --> 00:21:22,162 So now you can get back to doing what you love-- 509 00:21:22,229 --> 00:21:24,064 -peeing in the pool. -(urinating sounds) 510 00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:27,568 Choose your lifeguard type from multiple Leo Deblin models. 511 00:21:27,668 --> 00:21:28,936 We have Mr. Nice Guy, 512 00:21:29,036 --> 00:21:30,204 the Whistleblower, 513 00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:31,472 and, of course, 514 00:21:31,572 --> 00:21:32,940 I Done Told Your Ass. 515 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,441 And if you start to drown, 516 00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:35,709 don't worry-- 517 00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:38,279 all our lifeguards come with a built-in speaker 518 00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:40,247 that's got you covered. 519 00:21:40,347 --> 00:21:42,583 Someone else save that dude. I just ate. 520 00:21:44,018 --> 00:21:48,122 So save your summer with the Leo Deblin Substitute Lifeguard. 521 00:21:48,155 --> 00:21:49,924 It ain't but $85. 522 00:21:50,024 --> 00:21:52,159 You can get that from your mama. 523 00:21:52,259 --> 00:21:53,627 Oh! 524 00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:56,563 SINGERS: ♪ Leo Deblin's Substitute Lifeguard ♪ 525 00:21:56,664 --> 00:21:59,366 ♪ An institute of barbering ♪ 526 00:22:00,334 --> 00:22:02,169 ♪ Leo Deblin's Substitute Lifeguard ♪ 527 00:22:02,269 --> 00:22:04,772 ♪ An institute of barbering. ♪ 528 00:22:04,872 --> 00:22:06,574 DEBLIN: Exit 120 by the fairgrounds, 529 00:22:06,674 --> 00:22:08,309 next to Foot Locker. 530 00:22:08,409 --> 00:22:09,977 Looks like summer's back on. 531 00:22:10,144 --> 00:22:12,246 All right, when we come back, Ed Helms will be joining me 532 00:22:12,346 --> 00:22:13,614 on the show, so don't go away. 533 00:22:13,714 --> 00:22:15,749 (cheering and applause) 534 00:22:25,799 --> 00:22:27,834 (cheering) 535 00:22:30,537 --> 00:22:32,372 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 536 00:22:32,472 --> 00:22:35,975 My guest tonight is actor, writer and producer Ed Helms. 537 00:22:36,076 --> 00:22:38,945 He's here to talk to us about his show Rutherford Falls, 538 00:22:39,045 --> 00:22:41,748 which he co-created and stars in. 539 00:22:41,848 --> 00:22:43,950 But what have you been doing up here? 540 00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:45,618 I've been working on myself. 541 00:22:45,719 --> 00:22:47,487 You know? Examining my blind spots. 542 00:22:47,587 --> 00:22:49,889 I read the book White Fragility and then I read another book 543 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:51,291 how about White Fragility is bad, 544 00:22:51,391 --> 00:22:52,625 and then I read a third book 545 00:22:52,726 --> 00:22:54,728 called White White Fragility Fragility 546 00:22:54,828 --> 00:22:57,197 about how white people are super fragile 547 00:22:57,297 --> 00:22:59,232 about the book White Fragility. 548 00:22:59,332 --> 00:23:01,634 It's been a real journey for him. And for me, via text. 549 00:23:01,735 --> 00:23:04,471 I'm almost ready to rejoin society, I just 550 00:23:04,571 --> 00:23:06,639 have to nail my reentry. People think I'm a selfish jerk 551 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,174 and they're not wrong. 552 00:23:08,274 --> 00:23:10,610 I have to apologize to everyone 553 00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:12,178 and make sure they know I've grown 554 00:23:12,278 --> 00:23:13,947 and changed as a person. 555 00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:16,182 I'm thinking something splashy, mid-July. 556 00:23:16,282 --> 00:23:17,951 That's ten months away. 557 00:23:18,051 --> 00:23:19,486 Yeah, I know, it's gonna be tight. 558 00:23:19,586 --> 00:23:21,287 Please welcome Ed Helms. 559 00:23:21,388 --> 00:23:23,423 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 560 00:23:36,636 --> 00:23:38,038 -Ed Helms. -All right, all right. 561 00:23:38,138 --> 00:23:41,007 -Welcome to The Daily Show. -Thank you so much. 562 00:23:41,107 --> 00:23:42,909 Although, is welc-- It's-it's a little weird, 563 00:23:42,942 --> 00:23:45,278 because you-you worked in this very same studio 564 00:23:45,378 --> 00:23:47,013 -for how many years? -Yes. 565 00:23:47,113 --> 00:23:48,915 Like fi-- four, four and a half years. 566 00:23:48,948 --> 00:23:50,216 -Four and a half years. -Something like that, yeah. 567 00:23:50,316 --> 00:23:51,618 -Yeah. -I like what you've done with the place. 568 00:23:51,718 --> 00:23:53,153 -Oh, thank you very much, thank you very much. -Yeah. 569 00:23:53,253 --> 00:23:55,021 Yeah, spruced it up a little bit, we had a little pandemic 570 00:23:55,121 --> 00:23:57,190 in the middle, you know, touched a few things up, you know. 571 00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,758 -Yeah? It's looking good. -Yeah. But your stuff 572 00:23:58,925 --> 00:24:00,293 is still here, if you want anything. 573 00:24:00,393 --> 00:24:02,996 I hope so. No one's moved into my office, right? 574 00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:04,764 -Oh, no. No, no, of course not. -Yeah, good. Because 575 00:24:04,931 --> 00:24:07,100 that's sacred space. 576 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,069 -Welcome-welcome to the show. -Thank you, thank you. 577 00:24:09,169 --> 00:24:12,105 And by the way, I love what you have done, 578 00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:15,108 not only with the furniture, but with the show. 579 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:16,276 -You're crushing it. -Thank you. 580 00:24:16,376 --> 00:24:17,310 -Trevor Noah! -Thank you very much. 581 00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:19,245 -(cheering, applause) -Yes. 582 00:24:19,346 --> 00:24:21,247 I love what you've done with everything. 583 00:24:21,348 --> 00:24:23,616 -Thank you. -Um... 'Cause I'm-- You-you-- 584 00:24:23,717 --> 00:24:25,552 You're easily one the funniest people around. 585 00:24:25,652 --> 00:24:27,554 You know, many people were introduced to you 586 00:24:27,654 --> 00:24:29,022 uh, you know, through The Hangover, 587 00:24:29,122 --> 00:24:30,957 but everything that you've done has just been so funny, 588 00:24:31,057 --> 00:24:34,194 and Rutherford-- when I first read about it-- seemed like, 589 00:24:34,294 --> 00:24:37,163 "Oh, you-you're trying to throw it all away." 590 00:24:37,263 --> 00:24:39,399 Because it was a story of-- Really, it seemed like 591 00:24:39,499 --> 00:24:41,901 a crazy story. It's like, "Oh, I'm gonna play a white guy 592 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:45,238 who goes into a Native American community and basically, like, 593 00:24:45,338 --> 00:24:46,539 fights with them about their own land. 594 00:24:46,639 --> 00:24:48,174 -It doesn't seem like comedy. -Yeah. Yeah. 595 00:24:48,274 --> 00:24:49,809 But it's really funny and it's a great story. 596 00:24:49,909 --> 00:24:51,745 Yeah, well, it's, uh, you know, I guess 597 00:24:51,911 --> 00:24:53,079 that was-that was the challenge-- 598 00:24:53,179 --> 00:24:56,049 was to try to keep that character sympathetic. 599 00:24:56,149 --> 00:24:58,651 I mean, it really is, uh... 600 00:24:58,752 --> 00:25:02,155 Like, the-the show was born out of this observation 601 00:25:02,255 --> 00:25:06,159 just that people were kind of not listening to each other 602 00:25:06,259 --> 00:25:08,962 and being crazy and-and... 603 00:25:09,062 --> 00:25:12,132 And-and so we wanted to kind of depict somebody 604 00:25:12,232 --> 00:25:15,935 who-who is having trouble kind of hearing opposing views 605 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:18,738 or hearing some-- that maybe his interpretation of history 606 00:25:18,838 --> 00:25:20,640 is very wrong... 607 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,342 -(laughs) -...and, uh... 608 00:25:22,442 --> 00:25:24,577 and-and yet also, uh, 609 00:25:24,678 --> 00:25:25,745 that-that-that's-- 610 00:25:25,879 --> 00:25:27,447 that can be a good person 611 00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:28,982 -who wants to do better also. -Right. 612 00:25:29,082 --> 00:25:31,384 Right. Can I tell you what I love about the show? 613 00:25:31,484 --> 00:25:33,453 Is that it's funny, it's poignant, 614 00:25:33,553 --> 00:25:36,322 it has, I think-- I'll stand to be corrected-- 615 00:25:36,423 --> 00:25:39,926 possibly the largest, um, Native American writing room 616 00:25:40,026 --> 00:25:41,428 -in all of television, maybe. -(cheering and applause) 617 00:25:41,528 --> 00:25:43,263 It's, like, giant. It's up there. 618 00:25:43,363 --> 00:25:44,764 -Even if it's not top, it's up there. -Yeah. 619 00:25:44,898 --> 00:25:48,068 -It's up there. -You-you have, like, a Native American cast. 620 00:25:48,168 --> 00:25:50,103 You've done the thing that everyone says is impossible. 621 00:25:50,203 --> 00:25:52,172 Everyone goes like, "If you include people, 622 00:25:52,272 --> 00:25:53,907 then white people don't work." 623 00:25:53,973 --> 00:25:55,909 -And it's like, you're working, they're working. -(laughs) 624 00:25:55,975 --> 00:25:58,078 -It's a great show. Renewed for season two. -I seem to be-- 625 00:25:58,178 --> 00:26:00,113 -I'm doing okay. Yeah, yeah. -You're doing okay. 626 00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:02,449 -They're doing okay. -Yeah. Um... yeah. 627 00:26:02,549 --> 00:26:04,384 There's another show called Reservation Dogs, 628 00:26:04,484 --> 00:26:06,386 -which is also amazing. Yeah. -Yeah. Amazing. 629 00:26:06,486 --> 00:26:07,921 -(cheering and applause) -And that-- and that show has 630 00:26:07,954 --> 00:26:11,291 -a ton of-of Native American writers and directors. -Right. 631 00:26:11,391 --> 00:26:13,960 A lot of our directors, we've shared a lot of, uh, directors 632 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:15,161 between the shows. 633 00:26:15,261 --> 00:26:18,531 Um... And, yeah, it's just, uh... 634 00:26:18,631 --> 00:26:22,335 it's been an incredibly humbling experience for me. 635 00:26:22,435 --> 00:26:24,471 I think-- I think, before getting into this, 636 00:26:24,571 --> 00:26:27,540 I-I intellectually understood... (stammers) 637 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,276 the-the value of representation, and I would-- I would-- 638 00:26:30,377 --> 00:26:32,712 I could talk about it very fluently 639 00:26:32,879 --> 00:26:34,047 and-and advocate for it. 640 00:26:34,147 --> 00:26:37,417 But-but being in this experience has just, like, 641 00:26:37,517 --> 00:26:40,754 really made it kick in for ma-- me in a way that... 642 00:26:40,887 --> 00:26:42,455 I don't know, it's been-- it's been incredible. 643 00:26:42,555 --> 00:26:44,057 It shows, you know? Because, like, 644 00:26:44,157 --> 00:26:45,492 the jokes that you're telling, 645 00:26:45,592 --> 00:26:47,327 the storylines that you-- that you have, 646 00:26:47,427 --> 00:26:50,163 it doesn't become something that it's not supposed to be. 647 00:26:50,263 --> 00:26:51,898 It becomes fresh. It becomes authentic. 648 00:26:51,998 --> 00:26:53,800 It's-it's-- I mean, that's why it got renewed, 649 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:55,168 -is-is what I think, you know? -Yeah. 650 00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:58,171 Season two, it's-it's an exciting season change as well. 651 00:26:58,271 --> 00:26:59,572 I don't want to spoil anything for those who haven't seen 652 00:26:59,673 --> 00:27:01,307 the first season, but, essentially, 653 00:27:01,408 --> 00:27:02,575 your character comes into this world 654 00:27:02,676 --> 00:27:04,177 where he's trying to preserve his name, 655 00:27:04,277 --> 00:27:05,445 the Rutherford name. 656 00:27:05,545 --> 00:27:07,480 Comes in, realizes at some point 657 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:08,915 that, you know, his "family" 658 00:27:09,015 --> 00:27:11,718 doesn't stand for the best thing, you know, in the past. 659 00:27:11,818 --> 00:27:13,353 But as we go into season two, 660 00:27:13,453 --> 00:27:14,754 the journey changes slightly. 661 00:27:14,921 --> 00:27:16,423 What-what can you tell us about it? 662 00:27:16,523 --> 00:27:18,425 Uh, so, yeah, the-- 663 00:27:18,525 --> 00:27:20,193 you know, we left-- At the end of season one, 664 00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:22,028 my character really had this, like, 665 00:27:22,128 --> 00:27:24,597 -catastrophic identity crisis. -Right. 666 00:27:24,698 --> 00:27:27,467 And, uh... and I think going into... 667 00:27:27,567 --> 00:27:31,104 And all of season one, really, I think, 668 00:27:31,204 --> 00:27:34,941 my cocreators, Mike Schur and Sierra Teller Ornelas-- 669 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:36,876 the three of us, like, really wanted to grapple 670 00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:39,379 -with some big ideas and some big issues. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 671 00:27:39,479 --> 00:27:44,317 Season two, we were like, "Well, we kind of did a lot of homework 672 00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:47,187 "in season one, and this ensemble is so funny, 673 00:27:47,287 --> 00:27:48,888 "and our writers are so funny. 674 00:27:48,922 --> 00:27:50,557 Let's just, like, lean into the comedy more." 675 00:27:50,657 --> 00:27:53,126 And so, I think this season, we still... 676 00:27:53,226 --> 00:27:55,362 There's still a lot of very sharp satire 677 00:27:55,462 --> 00:27:56,796 -that I'm very, very proud of. -Right. 678 00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:58,498 But it's also... 679 00:27:58,598 --> 00:28:01,034 It's more joyful, it's sillier, it's just... 680 00:28:01,134 --> 00:28:02,635 -I don't know. It's a blast. -When you say, 681 00:28:02,736 --> 00:28:04,938 "lean into the comedy more," I'm excited, 682 00:28:05,038 --> 00:28:07,173 but I'm also a little worried because... 683 00:28:07,273 --> 00:28:09,642 No. I've heard... I've heard stories about you. 684 00:28:09,743 --> 00:28:12,612 I mean, at The Daily Show, you know, with Jon Stewart 685 00:28:12,712 --> 00:28:15,582 when were you a correspondent, you had a mole removed 686 00:28:15,682 --> 00:28:17,917 -on camera for the show. -Yeah, that's true. 687 00:28:17,984 --> 00:28:20,320 -Like, actually, like, the procedure done. -Yes. Yeah. 688 00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:22,655 On The Hangover, you allowed them 689 00:28:22,756 --> 00:28:25,358 -to take out one of your teeth for the movie. -Yes. 690 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:27,460 -That's, like, real... not tooth. -That really happened. 691 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,928 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah, you see that? You see? 692 00:28:29,029 --> 00:28:30,330 -You were like, "Oh, special effects." No. -Yeah, yeah. 693 00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:32,065 That was just him. It was just him being affected. 694 00:28:32,165 --> 00:28:34,034 -That's all it was. -(laughter) 695 00:28:34,134 --> 00:28:36,302 So, when you say, "Lean in," are you still willing 696 00:28:36,403 --> 00:28:37,871 -to do the craziest thing for the look? -Yeah. 697 00:28:37,937 --> 00:28:41,074 So, season two of this show, I-I remove... 698 00:28:41,174 --> 00:28:43,877 -I get decapitated for real. -(laughter) 699 00:28:43,910 --> 00:28:48,548 My head-- it's like... And you know, thankfully, 700 00:28:48,648 --> 00:28:50,550 like, we've got great doctors and everything. 701 00:28:50,650 --> 00:28:53,486 It's, like, I'm fine, as you can see. 702 00:28:53,586 --> 00:28:55,555 But, yeah, I go the extra mile. Like, I'm... 703 00:28:55,655 --> 00:28:57,323 -You really do, though. -I'm super committed, 704 00:28:57,424 --> 00:28:59,025 super method. Yeah. 705 00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:00,794 Like, do your family and friends worry about you? 706 00:29:00,894 --> 00:29:03,396 Because I know people who go the extra mile for comedy. 707 00:29:03,496 --> 00:29:05,532 Like, does your dentist worry? Does...? 708 00:29:05,632 --> 00:29:07,033 Like, you know, do your doctors worry? 709 00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:09,035 Yeah, I guess, I... There's nothing... 710 00:29:09,135 --> 00:29:11,738 I don't know if this is a good thing, 711 00:29:11,905 --> 00:29:15,208 but there is virtually nothing I won't do for a laugh. 712 00:29:15,308 --> 00:29:17,410 (laughter) 713 00:29:17,510 --> 00:29:20,747 I have no pride or dignity. 714 00:29:20,914 --> 00:29:23,950 And so, that's a very freeing thing in show business. 715 00:29:24,050 --> 00:29:25,585 I think it's not just freeing. It's the reason 716 00:29:25,685 --> 00:29:26,953 you're one of the funniest, most amazing people 717 00:29:27,053 --> 00:29:28,488 -that we get to watch on screen. -Oh, thank you. 718 00:29:28,588 --> 00:29:29,956 -Thank you for being on the show. -Oh. 719 00:29:30,056 --> 00:29:31,925 Thank you for joining me here. I appreciate you. 720 00:29:32,025 --> 00:29:35,962 Huge fan. Season two of Rutherford Falls 721 00:29:36,062 --> 00:29:38,064 is now streaming on Peacock. If you haven't watched it, 722 00:29:38,164 --> 00:29:39,399 watch one, jump into two. 723 00:29:39,499 --> 00:29:40,734 We're going to take a quick break, 724 00:29:40,867 --> 00:29:42,469 but we'll be right back after this. 725 00:29:42,569 --> 00:29:44,971 -Thank you man, for real. Such a blast. -Oh, thank you. 726 00:29:45,071 --> 00:29:47,107 (applause and cheering) 727 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:52,392 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 728 00:29:52,492 --> 00:29:56,496 before we go, please consider supporting Out Youth, right? 729 00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:58,998 They're an organization that serves Central Texas 730 00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:03,036 LGBTQIA+ youth and their allies with programs and services 731 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,071 to ensure that these promising young people develop 732 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,473 into happy, healthy, successful adults. 733 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:10,243 Out Youth hosts a variety of programs and provides training 734 00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:12,412 and resources for parents, teachers 735 00:30:12,512 --> 00:30:14,013 and community members free of charge. 736 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,282 So if you can, please donate at the link below. 737 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:19,052 Until next time, stay safe out there, and remember-- 738 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,687 if your sex life is hitting a rut, 739 00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:24,724 you might want to take the trash out. 740 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,994 Now here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 741 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:31,130 -♪ ♪ -NARRATOR: In a dimension between left and right, 742 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,700 between space lasers and birtherism, 743 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,669 lies a dimension of the imagination. 744 00:30:36,769 --> 00:30:38,504 It's an area we call... 745 00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,873 The Marjorie Zone. 746 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:43,443 We've already warmed one degree Celsius. 747 00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:45,511 And do you know what's happened since then? 748 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,246 Here, let me tell you. 749 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,315 We have had more food grown 750 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:51,951 -since then, which feeds people. -Hmm. 751 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,454 We are able to producing fossil fuels, 752 00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:56,989 keeps people's houses warm in the winter. 753 00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:58,725 That saves people's lives. 754 00:30:58,825 --> 00:31:00,426 -People die in the cold. -Right. 755 00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:04,130 This-This Earth warming and-and... and carbon 756 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,165 is-is actually healthy for us. 757 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:08,468 ♪ ♪