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What's going on, everybody?
Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
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Let's get into it, everybody.
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We have got a great,
great show for you tonight.
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We'll tell you why
you can outrun the police now.
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Jordan Klepper
heads to a Trump rally.
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And the Supreme Court
has somehow decided
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that it's too hard
to get a gun in America.
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
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Okay.
Let's kick things off
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with the big news
coming out of the Supreme Court,
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the only
government department
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where the dress code
is retired Jedi.
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You all know how America
has been struggling
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with gun violence
for the past, let's say, uh,
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half a century or so?
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Well, while everyone is trying
to figure out a solution,
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the Supreme Court
just weighed in
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in the most
unhelpful way possible.
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Breaking news at this hour.
The U.S. Supreme Court has just
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issued a major ruling in the
challenge to a New York gun law.
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Now, this is
the most significant
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Second Amendment ruling
in more than a decade.
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In a six to three decision,
the court struck down New York's
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law which places restrictions
on concealed handguns.
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The law in question
in New York said to get
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a concealed carry permit,
a person had to
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go to the county sheriff
and show some special need.
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Today, the Supreme Court
said that's unconstitutional.
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So, this will affect New York,
and it will affect half a dozen
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other states that have
similar laws in which you had to
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show some heightened need
beyond just a general desire
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for self-defense to get
a concealed carry permit.
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This expands
the Second Amendment right.
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What we don't know
is if it completely eliminates
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the possibility for
any sort of gun-gun regulation.
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Oh, I think we do know.
I think we do know.
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You can see where this is going.
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This Supreme Court
is feeling themselves, huh?
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'Cause you realize
they finally have
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all the justices they need
to do anything they want.
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It's like Amy Coney Barrett
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was the last Infinity Stone
that they needed.
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Yeah.
They put it in, and now
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they're just snapping away
at all the laws.
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It's like, voting rights.
Gun control.
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Miranda rights. Abortion.
Mm, I love this song.
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Yeah.
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But, yeah, the Supreme Court
has struck down restrictions
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on who can carry guns
outside of the home,
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saying that you can't
require people
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to meet certain standards
in order to get a license.
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Which makes complete sense,
because that would be
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making the militia
well-regulated.
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I mean, you can't do that,
you know?
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It's not like
it's written anywhere.
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Basically, New York had a law
for the past 100 years
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that said if you want to just
carry a gun around with you
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wherever you go,
you need to prove that you have
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a specific reason
you need that gun,
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you know, for your protection.
You have to go to the police,
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you have to tell them, you
have to explain the whole thing.
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Like, maybe someone
is making threats against you,
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or-or maybe you're
Liam Neeson's daughter
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and people keep trying
to kidnap you, even though
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it seems like it would be
way easier to kidnap
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anyone else's daughter
at this point.
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And the Supreme Court
has said to New York,
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"You can't do that anymore."
Yeah.
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And, you know, in a way, this
is exciting, as a New Yorker.
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Yeah, 'cause, I don't know about
you guys, but whenever I've been
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sitting in rush hour traffic
in New York with drivers
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screaming at each other
and-and bikers
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cussing out the drivers
and pedestrians
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wailing at the bikers
and the drivers,
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the one thing I always think is,
"Man, one thing that would
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"calm this down is if
everyone had a gun right now.
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Just a Glock or two would really
chill this situation out."
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And, I mean, it will
switch things up, you know?
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Now, when you're on the subway
and you see a guy reaching
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into his pants, you'll be like,
"Aah! Please let it be a dick.
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"Please let it be a dick.
Please let it be a dick.
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"Let it be a dick. Aah!
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Please let it be a penis.
(crying)"
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And it's crazy how this ruling
is coming down
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at the exact same time that
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Congress finally
reached a deal on gun reform.
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It took 30 years
of trying to come up
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with these extremely minor
gun safety measures,
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and then the Supreme Court
just swoops in
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and moves everything back
in the other direction.
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Yeah, Congress is like,
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"We've reached
a bipartisan agreement
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"that 18-to-21-year-olds
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"can no longer buy guns
in leap years
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between the hours of 3:00 a.m.
and 3:15 a.m."
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And then the Supreme Court
is like, "Hey, check this out!
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"Starting now,
every time it rains,
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"it rains guns. Yeah?
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What do you guys think?"
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(laughter)
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So, this is obviously
a big setback for gun safety.
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But if you ask me,
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New York
just needs to get creative.
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Yeah. They need to think
outside of the box.
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The same way that Texas did,
right?
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Look at what Texas did
with banning abortion.
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They weren't allowed to ban it,
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so they just made
a crazy new law
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that basically banned it anyway.
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That's what New York needs to do
with guns.
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Like, yeah,
they should say, okay,
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anyone can buy a gun
if they want,
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but the gun stores are only open
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on the nights
that the Knicks win.
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(laughter and applause)
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All right, let's move on...
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Let's move on from the people...
(chuckles)
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(laughter)
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You know what's funny is, like,
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whenever
I'm at Madison Square Garden
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and I see the players,
they're like, "Did you...?"
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I'm like...
(babbles)
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"I don't make these jokes."
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All right,
let's move on from the people
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who are about to cause havoc
with all their guns
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to the people
who are already causing havoc
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with all their guns: the police.
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Over the last year,
the city of Chicago
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has been rocked by incidents
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where police saw
a civilian running away,
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they decided to chase
after them,
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and somehow,
they ended up killing them.
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So now the police department
has a new plan
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to stop those types of killings
before they start.
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Chicago police officers
will no longer be allowed
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to chase people on foot
simply because they run away
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or give chase
over minor offenses.
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NEWSMAN: The new policy
requires enhanced supervision.
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Officers must file a report
if they start a chase,
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foot chases will be reviewed
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and officers must weigh
the seriousness of the offense
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against the need
to make an arrest.
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Officers can't start a chase
if they're hurt,
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unaware of their location,
unable to communicate
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or lose their radio or gun.
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Well, yeah.
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(laughter)
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I mean, if you're a cop
who's lost your radio and gun
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and you don't know
where you are...
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(laughter)
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...you are in no position
to be chasing anyone.
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Yeah, maybe just throw in
the towel, my man.
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Today's not your day.
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(laughter)
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But I think this policy
actually makes sense,
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because people used to assume
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that if you're running
from a police officer,
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you must have done
something wrong,
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and you need to be chased down,
but there are many reasons
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why someone might want to run
from the police.
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Maybe they're scared
of the police.
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Or maybe the cop is their ex,
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and they were
just walking around in sweats,
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and they don't want their ex
to see them and be like,
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"Oh, looks like I made
the right choice."
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And even if the person
is a legitimate suspect,
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you want to make sure
that the crime
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is worth the chase, right?
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Because when police
chase a suspect,
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it is way more likely
to end in violence.
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Think about it.
Once somebody makes you sprint
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across half the city,
you're way more likely
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to want to beat their ass
when you catch them.
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Yeah, nobody's happy
when they're forced to run.
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Even people running marathons
are like,
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"As soon as I get
to the finish line,
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I'm gonna choke somebody."
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All right, finally,
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let's move on
to some international news.
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Right now,
inflation is out of control.
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And, I mean, we all know this,
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except probably Jeff Bezos,
you know?
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Yeah,
he probably treats bank accounts
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the same way the rest of us
treat closet space.
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Just like, "Oh, where do I keep
my winter dollars?
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There's no more space."
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But for everyone else,
inflation hurts.
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Prices are skyrocketing,
wages aren't keeping up,
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and it turns out
it's not just America.
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This is happening
all over the world.
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Which is weird,
because Fox News told me
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that Joe Biden is the only
reason we have inflation.
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So that means
he's also causing it in Denmark?
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Damn you, Joe!
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(laughter)
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Now, one country in particular
that's been struggling
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is the United Kingdom,
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right, where railway workers
have been demanding
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an increase in their pay
to help deal with inflation.
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But their demands
have been ignored,
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so this week, they took action.
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Britain faces
its biggest rail strikes
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in three decades
after last-minute talks
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between the union
and train companies
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failed to agree on pay.
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Up to 40,000 staffers
staged a walkout
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in a protest over pay
and job security.
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Good morning
from a quieter-than-normal
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Paddington Station,
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where just one in five services
will be running,
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as indeed they are
around the country.
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NEWSMAN: The prime minister
has told his cabinet
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these strikes are wrong
and unnecessary.
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I want to say something
about the rail strikes
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that are today causing
significant disruption
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and inconvenience
up and down the country,
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making it more difficult
for people to get to work,
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uh, risking, uh,
people's appointments,
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making it more difficult
for kids to sit exams--
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all sorts of unnecessary,
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uh, aggravation
this is gonna cause.
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"Yes, it's preposterous. I...
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"I mean, I-I need those trains
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"to get
to my illegal work parties.
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"How else am I supposed
to spread COVID?
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"I mean, think about it.
(stammers)
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"This is really ridiculous.
This is absolutely disgusting.
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-(stammers) Absolutely."
-(cheering and applause)
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Yes. British railway workers
are on strike.
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And now British people
have no way to travel
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to their silly-sounding towns.
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Yeah, there's no way
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someone from Barton in the Beans
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can travel to Giggleswick
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or to Upton Snodsbury
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or even to Nether Wallop.
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How will they get
to Nether Wallop?!
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But for real though,
for real, for real,
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the truth is
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a railway strike is
actually really serious, right?
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Because it is crippling
for the U.K.
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So many of its people
depend on the trains.
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You know?
And I-I know you guys think
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British people just get around
on flying umbrellas,
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but that's just the nannies.
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The people need the trains.
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And, please, don't get me wrong.
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I also understand
that this train strike
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inconveniences countless people
in the U.K.
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But you know who's
also inconvenienced, right?
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'Cause people are complaining.
In the U.K., they're like,
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"Oh, these people need
to get back to work.
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This is terrible.
Just get back to work."
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But the train workers
are inconvenienced.
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You realize, train workers
in the U.K. can't afford
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to make ends meet anymore,
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and there's many of them who
haven't gotten a pay increase
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in ten years.
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So, if now's not the time
to get a wage increase
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and ten years ago
wasn't the time
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and then nothing in between
was the time,
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then when-when is the time?
Right?
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Because I don't care what
anybody says-- I really don't--
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it's not fair for somebody
to work a full-time job
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but not be able
to make ends meet,
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especially when your bosses
make millions in profits.
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-(assenting, whooping)
-Like, if you...
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(cheering and applause)
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If you can't afford to live...
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...then what's even the point
of working?
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You only work
so that you can live.
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That's why it's called
"making a living," right?
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Working without living
is like being a parent
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but there's no kid.
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Yeah. Think about it.
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Like, parents,
every parent knows
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that being a parent
is miserable,
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but then your kid,
they just-- they smile at you
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or they do something for
the first time and you're like,
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"Oh, it's all worth it.
Oh, it's so ador..."
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But imagine
if there was no child, huh?
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Imagine if there was no child
but you still got woken up
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in the middle of the night
by screams out of no...
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(loud crying)
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There's nothing.
Or just, every now and again,
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there's just diapers
filled with shit
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everywhere in your house
and you just got to--
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You'd just be like,
"There's no child.
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What am I doing this for?!"
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What's the point?
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And that's what these workers
are going through.
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So this train strike
is a big deal.
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It is affecting customers.
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It's affecting employees.
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It's affecting
the British economy.
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But, you know,
a lot of people don't realize--
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you know who this also affects?
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The British trains.
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♪ ♪
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Boop, boop!
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Now that I've stopped working,
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I've had a lot of time alone
with my thoughts.
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And I've realized,
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what the hell am I?
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I'm a train.
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I'm Thomas the Train,
but I have a human face,
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but where's the rest of my body?
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Do I have arms somewhere?
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Do I have a penis?
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Is it a human penis?
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Or is it a train penis?
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Help me, somebody!
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-Help me find my train penis!
-(whistle blows)
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Aah...!
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(applause)
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All right,
that's it for the headlines.
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But before we go
to a quick break,
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let's check in on the stock
market with our finance expert
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Michael Kosta, everybody.
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(cheering and applause)
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What's going on, Mike?
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Yeah.
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Good to see you again.
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-So, uh, what's happening
in the market today? -Yeah.
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I'm crushing it.
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I mean,
I know I always say this,
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-but I am actually
really crushing it today. -Yeah,
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-you-you are, but you
never tell us how. -Okay, well,
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I-I got a hot tip. I got a hot
tip for how you can crush it
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in the market,
and, uh, I'll share that
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-with you, okay? But...
-Okay, cool.
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But obviously,
the big news today, uh,
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Kellogg's--
America's food staple--
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their stock is moving big
as they announced
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that they're actually separating
into three separate companies.
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-Yeah. -Yeah, I saw that
because they do snacks,
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-and they do cereals,
and they... -Yeah.
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But I don't understand.
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They're splitting
into three companies.
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-Yeah. -Like,
how is that going to work?
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Easy, it's going
to be Snap, Crackle and Pop.
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(laughter, applause)
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You want to...?
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You want to get to the chart?
Let's get to the chart.
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-Let's get to the chart. -Let's
get to the chart. So, look.
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Look, to a nonexpert,
such as yourself,
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such as yourself, Trevor,
this looks like
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the Kellogg's chart, okay?
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But what it actually is, is
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this is a chart measuring
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how good a bowl
of cereal is over time, okay?
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Now, when you pour
that first bowl of cereal,
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it is right here,
it is dry, it is lifeless.
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It is undervalued.
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Now, here's where
the value goes up.
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When you add milk, bang, okay?
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Cereal reaches its most valuable
point when you add milk.
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Now, if you don't eat
it right away,
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that cereal starts to get soggy.
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This whole thing starts
to depreciate.
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Now, I've identified a very
important part of this timeline.
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I call this the "S.M.B.B.,"
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the sugar, milk, bowl bounce,
bang, right there.
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You know what this is.
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That's that special mix
of milk with sugar,
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with yellow number 5,
with corn syrup, okay?
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00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,921
Right here, Trevor,
you are sitting
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on a lot of liquidity,
all right?
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And that liquid
is delicious milk, so...
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-So, it... -Yeah, yeah.
-(applause and cheering)
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You get it. You get it.
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-Yeah, I think I get it.
-So... Yeah.
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00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:03,670
This is a difficult market
to understand.
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That's why I'm an expert.
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Is this a bear market?
Is this a bull market?
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This is a tiger market, okay?
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Because if you're Kellogg's
right now,
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you're seeing this,
and you're thinking,
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things are going gr-reat. Okay?
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Now, now, Trevor,
I made a fortune on this.
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I got a buddy
who works at Kellogg's,
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and he told me from the inside
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that they were going to split up
into three companies,
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so I bought a bunch of stock
the day before.
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Oh, K-Kosta, that-that's...
that's insider trading.
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Well, that makes sense because
I have a shitload of money
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inside my bank account, okay?
So, uh...
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-Oh, the U.K. train strike.
-Yes.
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00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,576
Yeah, that's that story.
You know, I'm sorry.
404
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,278
When I hear Boris Johnson
talking about that,
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I'm thinking,
I don't give a (bleep), okay?
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Because, look, as an American,
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we're dealing with too much shit
right now, okay?
408
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,453
The Supreme Court just announced
that everybody
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in this audience can have
a loaded gun in their pocket,
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and I'm supposed to be worried
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about Britain's little
choo-choo train problem? Okay?
412
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Here's a problem, Trevor.
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(British accent): If you get
on a train in Brixton,
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and you're going to Newcastle,
and it's 100 k,
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and it costs ten quid,
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and your buddy's 30 stone,
how many...?
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(no accent):
I don't give a (bleep), okay?
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That's your biggest problem,
Britain?
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That some of you are going
to have
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to take a free ambulance
to work?
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(laughter)
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00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:24,618
I can put a... I can put
a semiautomatic rifle
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in my backpack as I walk
my daughter to daycare, okay?
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00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:30,524
Okay, uh, do you have
a hot tip there, Michael?
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00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:31,859
You seem a little stressed, man.
What's the tip?
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00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,227
Yeah, yeah, I already told you.
Get a buddy
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who works at the cereal store.
428
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,598
He tells you when the value's
gonna go up, and buy the stock.
429
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:39,199
No. Michael, no, that's illegal.
430
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,168
-We need a tip that we can use.
-Okay, okay.
431
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,170
All right, all right,
so you want to save some money.
432
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,173
All right? You don't need
to buy the cereal
433
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,509
to get the toy inside,
all right?
434
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:51,979
You go to the store, you rip
open the box, search around,
435
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,948
you find the toy, you walk out
of there, it's free. Boom.
436
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,484
-(cheers and applause)
-You know what?
437
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,486
I'm so glad we have you
for this expert advice.
438
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,121
Michael Kosta, everybody.
439
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,923
All right, don't go away,
'cause when we come back,
440
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Jordan Klepper is going
to ask Trump supporters
441
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,895
what they think about January 6.
You don't want to miss it.
442
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,030
(cheers and applause)
443
00:17:18,322 --> 00:17:20,357
(cheering, applause)
444
00:17:27,531 --> 00:17:29,566
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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For the past few weeks,
people around the country
446
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have been riveted
447
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:36,139
by the Congressional hearings
about January 6,
448
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,975
the day Trump supporters
and Mike Pence
449
00:17:38,075 --> 00:17:41,078
played a very intense game
of hide-and-seek.
450
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Now, today's hearing focused
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on how President Trump tried
to use the Justice Department
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to overturn the election.
And according
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to the acting
deputy attorney general,
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even though the
Justice Department told Trump
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the election wasn't stolen,
456
00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:59,296
Trump was pretty explicit
about what he needed done.
457
00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:01,031
Let's now put up the notes,
uh, where you-where you
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00:18:01,131 --> 00:18:03,867
quote the president, uh,
as you're speaking to that.
459
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,203
He said, the president--
the president said
460
00:18:06,303 --> 00:18:08,438
"Just say
the election was corrupt
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and leave the rest to me
and the Republican congressmen."
462
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,777
So, Mr. Donoghue,
that's a direct quote
463
00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,913
from President Trump, correct?
464
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,415
That's an exact quote
from the president, yes.
465
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,783
Wow.
466
00:18:19,883 --> 00:18:21,585
"Just say
what I need you to say
467
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,288
and leave the rest
to me and my boys."
468
00:18:24,421 --> 00:18:26,823
That's shady as hell.
469
00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:29,092
Yeah.
And I believe Trump said that.
470
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,294
Because it's also what he said
471
00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:31,929
to the doctor
when Eric was born.
472
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,831
"Just say it's not mine
and leave the rest to me.
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00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:38,702
I got it. I got it from here."
474
00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:40,270
But with all this
damning evidence,
475
00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:42,306
the big question
is are these hearings
476
00:18:42,439 --> 00:18:44,975
changing the minds
of Trump supporters?
477
00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:46,944
Well, our very own
Jordan Klepper
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went to a Trump rally
in Mississippi to find out
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00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:50,747
for another episode of
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Jordan Klepper
Fingers the Pulse.
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♪ ♪
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KLEPPER: Last weekend,
the Trump freedom tour--
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00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:04,061
comprised of Don, his son,
and a caravan of folks
484
00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:06,597
looking for book deals--
headed to Mississippi.
485
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,265
And I was curious
who was shelling out
486
00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:12,469
the $9,000 to $4,000
for a ticket to see the show.
487
00:19:12,502 --> 00:19:14,471
Much of the country
was watching the revelations
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00:19:14,538 --> 00:19:16,673
coming out of
the January 6 hearings.
489
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And surely these
politically engaged folks
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00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,011
were also tuned in.
491
00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:23,013
Have you guys been watching
the January 6 hearings?
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00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:25,148
-Oh. -Uh, no.
493
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,184
Have you watched
any of the January 6 hearings?
494
00:19:27,284 --> 00:19:30,420
Not really. I had a barp
and change in phones.
495
00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:31,889
-But, uh...
-You had to what?
496
00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:33,123
I b-- I changed phones.
497
00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:34,324
-Are you watching them?
-No, sir.
498
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,693
-No. Why not?
-Well, A: time.
499
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,429
You don't have time
to watch a two-hour hearing.
500
00:19:39,496 --> 00:19:41,131
-Yeah. -No.
-How long are you here today?
501
00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:43,033
-Until 5:00.
-Until 5:00. Which is--
502
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,735
-You got here at?
-I got here at 7:00.
503
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,637
-7:00, which makes it ten hours.
-Right.
504
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,439
But the two-hour hearing--
who's got time for that shit?
505
00:19:49,506 --> 00:19:51,208
Most were paying no attention,
506
00:19:51,308 --> 00:19:54,778
and yet there were some
paying even less attention.
507
00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:56,013
What about what happened
on January 6th?
508
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,347
What do you think?
What happened there?
509
00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:03,453
January 6th, the...
510
00:20:03,554 --> 00:20:05,189
Election Day?
511
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,723
No, Election Day
was back in November.
512
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,559
-Do you...
-I don't even know what.
513
00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:10,060
-Do you know about January 6th?
-No.
514
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,995
So when I say "January 6th,"
that means...
515
00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:13,497
-Just...
-Nothing. I don't know.
516
00:20:13,597 --> 00:20:15,499
-That's just a day to you.
-Yeah.
517
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,502
Did you hear about
the-the insurrection attempt
518
00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:20,237
at the Capitol?
519
00:20:20,404 --> 00:20:21,772
-No.
-No.
520
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:22,940
KLEPPER:
For almost everyone here,
521
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,542
insurrectioning was a nonissue.
522
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,145
It was the hearings themselves
that were the problem.
523
00:20:28,245 --> 00:20:31,114
I think it's an abomination.
524
00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:33,150
It's just McCarthyism.
It's a witch trial.
525
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,218
It's a witch hunt.
526
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:35,519
-Uh, it is.
-KLEPPER: Yeah.
527
00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:36,753
-It absolutely is.
-A mob of people
528
00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:38,322
-coming together
with pitchforks. -Yeah.
529
00:20:38,422 --> 00:20:40,023
Saying...
And we can't have that.
530
00:20:40,123 --> 00:20:41,491
Yeah. Wi-With a...
With an agenda.
531
00:20:41,592 --> 00:20:43,193
"Here's the narrative
we're pushing,
532
00:20:43,293 --> 00:20:44,962
and that's all we're pushing
is our narrative."
533
00:20:45,062 --> 00:20:48,031
A mob of people with an agenda
pushing an agenda.
534
00:20:48,131 --> 00:20:49,800
-Yes.
-That can't stand in America.
535
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,668
-No. -We should...
We should have an investigation
536
00:20:51,768 --> 00:20:53,136
about a mob of people.
537
00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:54,705
-That's something...
-We should.
538
00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:56,206
-Everybody would watch that.
Yeah. -Yeah, absolutely.
539
00:20:56,306 --> 00:20:57,941
Oh! Nancy Pelosi.
540
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:01,111
She sta... Is very responsible
for what went on then.
541
00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:02,613
-She planned it.
-KLEPPER: She...
542
00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:04,147
-She planned what happened?
-I believe so.
543
00:21:04,248 --> 00:21:07,517
Why did she plan to get attacked
by a mob of Trump supporters?
544
00:21:07,618 --> 00:21:09,686
Because she wanted to be able to
blame it on the Trump supporters
545
00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:11,355
and have something bad to say
about them.
546
00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:13,757
-Shouldn't we investigate that?
-Uh, yes.
547
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,692
So you must be watching
the January 6th committee.
548
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,661
(scoffs)
No.
549
00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:19,663
KLEPPER: So, what was it
people were watching?
550
00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:22,566
2000 Mules came out,
and it showed a lot of stuff.
551
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,067
Uh, you've got 2000 Mules.
552
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:26,403
And then this movie ca...
Uh, 2000 Mules.
553
00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:28,205
-2000 Mules.
-Yes.
554
00:21:28,305 --> 00:21:30,073
KLEPPER:
2000 Mules is a documentary
555
00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:32,442
by Dinesh D'Souza
claiming massive voter fraud
556
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,945
based on some cell phone data
and surveillance footage
557
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,714
that's been lauded by Trump,
laughed at by Bill Barr,
558
00:21:37,814 --> 00:21:39,316
discredited by fact-checkers
559
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:41,785
and banned
from even right-wing media
560
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,154
because of its unfounded claims.
561
00:21:44,254 --> 00:21:45,422
You know,
if you turn on Fox News,
562
00:21:45,489 --> 00:21:48,091
they have never mentioned
that movie once.
563
00:21:48,192 --> 00:21:50,894
-Somebody's pulling the strings.
-Who do you think it is?
564
00:21:50,994 --> 00:21:53,130
-Uh, I... It may be Obama.
-(laughs): You think Obama's
565
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,431
-pulling the strings?
-Or it could be, uh...
566
00:21:54,464 --> 00:21:55,866
-George Soros.
-Obama...
567
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,434
You think it's possible
568
00:21:57,501 --> 00:22:00,103
that Fox News
doesn't mention 2000 Mules.
569
00:22:00,204 --> 00:22:02,172
Your theory,
there's a giant conspiracy
570
00:22:02,272 --> 00:22:03,941
up on top
in which they don't do it,
571
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,944
or the second theory is
that movie's not credible.
572
00:22:07,044 --> 00:22:08,478
I know the movie's credible.
573
00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:10,547
KLEPPER: Maybe sharing
some of the committee's findings
574
00:22:10,647 --> 00:22:12,883
would break through
this MAGA bubble.
575
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,319
Rudy Giuliani was drunk
the night of the election,
576
00:22:15,452 --> 00:22:18,789
and it was partially his idea
to deny the election results.
577
00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:20,390
Buy it?
578
00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:22,092
I haven't seen that.
579
00:22:22,192 --> 00:22:23,594
You're the first source
I've gotten on that.
580
00:22:23,694 --> 00:22:24,761
-You haven't heard that at all?
-No.
581
00:22:24,862 --> 00:22:26,930
That Rudy was drunk that night?
582
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,232
It's an election night.
583
00:22:28,398 --> 00:22:30,400
-I wouldn't be surprised
if anybody was, so... -Yeah.
584
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,536
You trust a drunk Rudy Giuliani?
585
00:22:32,636 --> 00:22:34,404
I'm not saying
I trust a drunk Yiuli--
586
00:22:34,504 --> 00:22:35,706
-Giu-- Rudy Giuliani.
-Okay.
587
00:22:35,806 --> 00:22:37,608
Question is,
have you trusted yourself
588
00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,610
or other individuals
that you're with
589
00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:40,944
under the influence of alcohol?
590
00:22:41,044 --> 00:22:41,979
I totally have.
591
00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:42,980
Then what's the difference?
592
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,581
I am not the commander in chief
593
00:22:44,681 --> 00:22:46,250
-in charge of the United States
of America. -Doesn't matter.
594
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:48,418
Well, I think that's a-- I think
that's an important detail.
595
00:22:48,485 --> 00:22:50,020
If no one was willing
to turn on the hearing,
596
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,489
I decided to bring the hearing
to them.
597
00:22:52,589 --> 00:22:54,124
I first shared testimony
598
00:22:54,224 --> 00:22:56,460
from Trump's own
acting attorney general
599
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,795
dismissing Trump's claims
of voter fraud.
600
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,337
(exhales)
601
00:23:11,441 --> 00:23:12,876
Like I said...
602
00:23:14,778 --> 00:23:17,548
...you just can't be up
300,000 votes and then lose.
603
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:18,982
-No, but that's Trump's
attorney general. -I know.
604
00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:20,551
-Does that sway you at all?
-I know.
605
00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:21,985
He's turned on him.
606
00:23:22,085 --> 00:23:24,388
He's been-- he's been paid
by somebody to shut his mouth.
607
00:23:24,454 --> 00:23:26,390
Everybody knows
the election was fraud.
608
00:23:26,456 --> 00:23:27,758
No, no, he's saying
the opposite.
609
00:23:27,858 --> 00:23:28,992
-He's saying...
-He's saying the opposite?
610
00:23:29,092 --> 00:23:30,427
Yeah, he's saying
there wasn't fraud... -Wow.
611
00:23:30,527 --> 00:23:32,095
-...that that's bullshit.
-Wow.
612
00:23:32,196 --> 00:23:33,630
Does it make you kind of change
your perspective
613
00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:35,532
-and your assumptions? Yeah.
-It does.
614
00:23:35,632 --> 00:23:37,568
-You're not gonna go in there
right now? -Oh, yes, sir, I am.
615
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,403
You are going in there right now
to see Donald Trump speak?
616
00:23:39,436 --> 00:23:41,638
-Yes, sir.
-Okay, cool. Well...
617
00:23:41,738 --> 00:23:42,873
good, productive chat.
618
00:23:42,973 --> 00:23:44,208
What's your response there?
619
00:23:44,308 --> 00:23:45,542
I think it's true.
620
00:23:45,642 --> 00:23:46,910
You think Bill Barr is right?
621
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,313
-Yeah. -'Cause
he's talking about the fact
622
00:23:49,413 --> 00:23:52,049
-that the election was stolen
is bullshit. -Yeah.
623
00:23:52,149 --> 00:23:54,818
-Yeah, for sure. -Yeah.
-He says it wasn't stolen.
624
00:23:54,918 --> 00:23:56,753
-WOMAN: Oh. Then no.
It was stolen. -No. Oh, no.
625
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,422
KLEPPER:
You-you don't believe that?
626
00:23:58,455 --> 00:23:59,590
No.
627
00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:00,858
-Yeah. -So who-who
do you trust? Like, Trump?
628
00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:01,959
Trump's family?
629
00:24:02,059 --> 00:24:03,660
I trust... I trust Trump.
630
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,862
You trust Ivanka?
631
00:24:04,962 --> 00:24:06,763
-Yeah. -Yeah, I do.
I think she's very smart
632
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:08,098
and very intelligent.
633
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,033
Let me show you.
This is what she said.
634
00:24:27,017 --> 00:24:30,988
How do I know that's not...
edited in any way?
635
00:24:31,088 --> 00:24:32,923
You don't believe
she actually said that?
636
00:24:33,023 --> 00:24:34,758
Did she say it on Twitter?
637
00:24:34,858 --> 00:24:37,194
No. It don't even look like her.
638
00:24:37,294 --> 00:24:39,196
-You don't think that...
-It could not be her.
639
00:24:39,296 --> 00:24:40,464
It might be one of those...
640
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,466
What do they got?
Clones out there these days?
641
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,601
-You think that... you think
that was a...? -(laughing)
642
00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:45,969
It might be a clone, yeah.
643
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,671
-It might be an Ivanka clone.
-Yeah.
644
00:24:47,771 --> 00:24:49,907
-Hot take, my friend.
-(laughs)
645
00:24:50,007 --> 00:24:51,909
It's almost like
you're confronted with it,
646
00:24:52,009 --> 00:24:53,610
and your brain does somersaults
to figure out
647
00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,612
there must be some other...
some other reason.
648
00:24:55,712 --> 00:24:57,014
She looks...
she look frightened.
649
00:24:57,114 --> 00:24:58,582
She does look scared,
almost like she's...
650
00:24:58,682 --> 00:24:59,950
-Yeah, she does. She's really
scared. -...she's been caught.
651
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:02,886
What do you think?
652
00:25:02,986 --> 00:25:05,489
I'm... confused.
653
00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:06,990
A little bit.
654
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,193
-So, Ivanka...
-His-his daughter. -Daughter.
655
00:25:09,293 --> 00:25:11,495
...his daughter,
says she accepts
656
00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:12,863
what the attorney general said,
which is
657
00:25:12,963 --> 00:25:16,433
that the election wasn't stolen,
that Trump lost.
658
00:25:18,869 --> 00:25:20,671
Well, is it a lie?
659
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:23,774
I mean, if you listen to these
people, yeah, it's a big lie.
660
00:25:23,874 --> 00:25:25,943
And I'm fearful
you're going to go inside there,
661
00:25:26,043 --> 00:25:28,145
and he's going
to keep telling you that lie.
662
00:25:29,146 --> 00:25:31,715
-We should go.
-Yeah. (laughs)
663
00:25:31,815 --> 00:25:34,151
I think we're ready
to cut this off.
664
00:25:34,251 --> 00:25:36,286
KLEPPER: Being confronted
with uncomfortable information
665
00:25:36,386 --> 00:25:37,888
isn't easy to swallow,
666
00:25:37,988 --> 00:25:40,224
but this crowd chooses
to live by the immortal words
667
00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:42,893
of the bard, Rudy Giuliani,
who said,
668
00:25:42,993 --> 00:25:44,528
"We've got lots of theories,
669
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,296
We just don't have
the evidence,"
670
00:25:46,396 --> 00:25:48,799
especially when it comes
to Donald Trump.
671
00:25:48,899 --> 00:25:51,168
I believe him and the military
are running the country,
672
00:25:51,268 --> 00:25:53,070
and that idiot
that's up there is a puppet,
673
00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:55,772
-and Obama is in the basement
telling him what to do. -Wait.
674
00:25:55,873 --> 00:25:57,875
That sounds so crazy,
it's probably not true.
675
00:25:57,975 --> 00:25:59,209
You probably don't even
want to ask me
676
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,178
-what I think about 9/11, so...
-Ah, you got
677
00:26:01,278 --> 00:26:04,615
-theories for miles. Uh... -Oh,
yeah, and I read a lot of stuff,
678
00:26:04,715 --> 00:26:06,884
but I know probably
not all of it is true,
679
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,619
but enough of it is true
to know
680
00:26:08,719 --> 00:26:09,953
that we need change
in this country.
681
00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,522
Yeah, a little bit of shit
in the pool
682
00:26:11,622 --> 00:26:14,491
-doesn't mean
you can't swim in it. -Right.
683
00:26:14,591 --> 00:26:16,560
Jordan Klepper, everybody.
All right, when we come back,
684
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,629
Elliot Page will be joining us
on the show.
685
00:26:18,729 --> 00:26:19,863
You don't want to miss it.
686
00:26:19,963 --> 00:26:21,999
(cheers and applause)
687
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,910
(cheering)
688
00:26:35,445 --> 00:26:36,813
welcome back to
The Daily Show, everybody.
689
00:26:36,913 --> 00:26:40,750
My guest tonight is Oscar-
nominated actor Elliot Page.
690
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,318
He's here to talk about
the new season
691
00:26:42,419 --> 00:26:46,089
of his hit Netflix series,
The Umbrella Academy.
692
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:49,125
Hey, what's up?
693
00:26:49,225 --> 00:26:50,760
Luther wants to throw you
a big, stupid party
694
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,195
so you feel loved.
695
00:26:55,398 --> 00:26:57,767
-Oh.
-Do you feel loved?
696
00:26:59,068 --> 00:27:00,537
Yeah, I-I do.
697
00:27:00,637 --> 00:27:02,839
Good. You are.
698
00:27:02,939 --> 00:27:05,141
Can we all get back
to saving the world now?
699
00:27:05,241 --> 00:27:07,277
(indistinct conversations)
700
00:27:08,311 --> 00:27:09,979
I really like the hair.
701
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,448
Thanks.
702
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,917
Please welcome Elliot Page!
703
00:27:14,017 --> 00:27:16,052
-♪ ♪
-(cheering, applause)
704
00:27:20,924 --> 00:27:24,327
Hey. Hey. Hello.
705
00:27:24,427 --> 00:27:27,230
Whoa. Wow.
706
00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:29,899
Hi, everybody.
707
00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:31,434
-Elliot Page.
-Hey.
708
00:27:31,534 --> 00:27:32,702
Welcome back to the show.
709
00:27:32,802 --> 00:27:34,270
Thank you, thanks so much
for having me again.
710
00:27:34,370 --> 00:27:36,339
Um, let's start
with the most important thing.
711
00:27:36,439 --> 00:27:38,508
Congratulations, your show,
number one
712
00:27:38,608 --> 00:27:40,143
on Netflix as we speak.
713
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,213
(cheering, applause)
714
00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:45,615
Pretty amazing.
715
00:27:45,715 --> 00:27:48,251
I-I'd love to know--
when you start a project,
716
00:27:48,351 --> 00:27:50,320
do you have any inclination--
do you go like,
717
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,122
"This is gonna be a hit"?
Do you have an idea
718
00:27:52,222 --> 00:27:53,623
that it's gonna be a hit
or just go with it
719
00:27:53,723 --> 00:27:55,492
-and hope for the best?
-No, yeah, you got to just
720
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:56,793
go with it,
hope for the best, 'cause
721
00:27:56,893 --> 00:27:58,995
I've definitely been in things
that you think
722
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,730
are gonna be hits
and they're not.
723
00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:02,565
Um, and I've had the opposite.
724
00:28:02,665 --> 00:28:05,702
And I think mostly it's about,
you know, being present
725
00:28:05,802 --> 00:28:07,804
and enjoying
the process, 'cause
726
00:28:07,904 --> 00:28:10,173
we never know whatever's
gonna happen about anything.
727
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:12,442
What I think a lot of people
have enjoyed is how the writers
728
00:28:12,542 --> 00:28:15,512
incorporated your personal story
into the story on the show.
729
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:18,148
Because both yourself and the
character have transitioned,
730
00:28:18,248 --> 00:28:20,016
and it's just, like,
this beautiful moment
731
00:28:20,049 --> 00:28:21,684
where we're seeing, like,
families and acceptance
732
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:22,786
and people not understanding.
733
00:28:22,886 --> 00:28:24,421
What did you enjoy about, like,
734
00:28:24,521 --> 00:28:26,222
that part of the storytelling?
735
00:28:26,322 --> 00:28:28,925
Uh, well, I really enjoyed
the collaboration.
736
00:28:29,025 --> 00:28:31,094
Our wonderful showrunner,
Steve Blackman,
737
00:28:31,194 --> 00:28:33,797
really was excited
about incorporating it.
738
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:36,966
And an incredible writer,
journalist,
739
00:28:37,033 --> 00:28:40,336
Thomas Page McBee,
um, who I've known
740
00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:43,540
since he wrote on a miniseries
I did years ago.
741
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,476
And he came on board
to really help craft,
742
00:28:46,576 --> 00:28:49,012
um, the story
and-and the journey.
743
00:28:49,112 --> 00:28:50,447
And I'm-I'm proud of it.
744
00:28:50,547 --> 00:28:54,517
And, you know,
it's just an aspect of Viktor,
745
00:28:54,617 --> 00:28:56,786
-and he's with his family
that loves him. -Yes. Yes.
746
00:28:56,886 --> 00:28:58,988
And like they said, we have
to get back to saving the world.
747
00:28:59,089 --> 00:29:00,990
-"We have to get back to saving
the world." -You know. Yeah.
748
00:29:01,091 --> 00:29:03,026
-I like that. -Yeah.
-(cheering and applause)
749
00:29:03,126 --> 00:29:04,994
My, uh...
750
00:29:05,095 --> 00:29:07,897
My brother sent me
a-a text message the other day
751
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:10,166
which I felt was, like,
pertinent to this conversation.
752
00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:11,701
'Cause we were talking
about superheroes,
753
00:29:11,801 --> 00:29:12,836
and we were talking
about superpowers.
754
00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:14,037
And then my younger brother
was like,
755
00:29:14,137 --> 00:29:16,072
"If you had any power
in the world...
756
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,007
"Like, if everyone was getting
a power at the same time,
757
00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:19,242
what would yours be?"
758
00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:21,044
If you could choose
any power in real life,
759
00:29:21,144 --> 00:29:22,612
what would you...
what would you choose?
760
00:29:22,712 --> 00:29:25,014
You know, I really, um...
761
00:29:25,048 --> 00:29:28,084
In the show,
the character Allison,
762
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:31,621
uh, and she has a power
with a rumor.
763
00:29:31,721 --> 00:29:34,624
-Um, "I heard a rumor,"
and then... Right? -Yes.
764
00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:36,960
I don't... I think you could do
a lot of good stuff with that,
765
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,328
-you know? (chuckles)
-Ooh.
766
00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:42,132
And it's-it's...
You're just, you know, speaking,
767
00:29:42,232 --> 00:29:44,067
and-and maybe
you could help share
768
00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,469
some positive seeds of thought
that could...
769
00:29:46,569 --> 00:29:48,171
-I love that.
-Yeah, that's...
770
00:29:48,271 --> 00:29:50,206
I love it. Just going around,
like, making people's days.
771
00:29:50,306 --> 00:29:51,674
-Right. Yeah. -(laughs)
-(applause)
772
00:29:51,775 --> 00:29:53,309
(chuckles)
Right?
773
00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:56,146
I like that...
774
00:29:56,246 --> 00:29:58,648
It's, like, maybe, like,
a testament to you as a person,
775
00:29:58,748 --> 00:30:00,316
'cause if you said to me,
"Trevor, you have the power
776
00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:02,519
to just go up to people
and convince them of anything,"
777
00:30:02,619 --> 00:30:04,687
I don't know that my answer
would be as wholesome.
778
00:30:04,788 --> 00:30:06,055
You're like,
"I'm gonna use my power
779
00:30:06,156 --> 00:30:07,424
to, like, make them feel good
about themselves."
780
00:30:07,524 --> 00:30:09,859
I'd be like, "I heard a rumor
that you like me,
781
00:30:09,993 --> 00:30:12,095
-and, uh..." (laughs)
-I'm not saying
782
00:30:12,195 --> 00:30:13,496
-you don't get to have
those selfish moments. -Okay.
783
00:30:13,596 --> 00:30:14,864
-Okay, great. Some selfishness.
-Yeah.
784
00:30:14,998 --> 00:30:16,032
-We're allowed. We're allowed.
-Um...
785
00:30:16,132 --> 00:30:17,534
You-You've been
on a great journey.
786
00:30:17,634 --> 00:30:19,469
Esquire magazine.
I think it's somewhere.
787
00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:20,870
We have...
We have a picture of that.
788
00:30:21,004 --> 00:30:23,706
Uh, pretty, uh, impressive,
uh, shot of you.
789
00:30:23,807 --> 00:30:25,508
Uh, pretty...
790
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:27,077
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, it's, uh...
791
00:30:27,177 --> 00:30:29,813
Like, you-you got pretty jacked
for that. It's like, uh...
792
00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,548
-(cheering and applause)
-I mean...
793
00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:34,951
That's, uh...
794
00:30:37,854 --> 00:30:39,456
What's your--
what's your secret?
795
00:30:39,556 --> 00:30:42,592
-You're making me blush.
Um... (laughs) -(laughs)
796
00:30:42,692 --> 00:30:44,861
Um, what's my... secret?
797
00:30:44,961 --> 00:30:46,329
-I... -Yeah, because--
So, here's my thing.
798
00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:49,199
Whenever people ask me to take
a picture for, like, a magazine,
799
00:30:49,299 --> 00:30:51,701
then I-I... There's many days
I stand in front of the mirror,
800
00:30:51,801 --> 00:30:54,771
and then I go, "How do you get
this part to not show?"
801
00:30:54,871 --> 00:30:56,239
Because they always tell you,
like, when it's--
802
00:30:56,339 --> 00:30:57,707
You know what I mean. At the
photo shoot, they'll be like,
803
00:30:57,807 --> 00:30:59,109
"Just be yourself." And then
I'm like, "But if I'm myself,
804
00:30:59,209 --> 00:31:00,744
this part does this."
805
00:31:00,844 --> 00:31:02,112
-So it's like,
how do you do this? -Got it.
806
00:31:02,212 --> 00:31:03,680
But there you're just,
like, doing the casual thing,
807
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:05,014
but it's just, like,
you know what I mean,
808
00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:07,117
straight, like, washboard abs
and the whole thing.
809
00:31:07,217 --> 00:31:09,252
Is there, like, a-- is there
a secret behind this? Is...
810
00:31:09,352 --> 00:31:11,254
Well, you know what? This is...
811
00:31:11,354 --> 00:31:13,356
my workout...
(laughs) that I do,
812
00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:15,725
which I did this morning
in my living room
813
00:31:15,825 --> 00:31:18,061
is all with V.R.
814
00:31:18,161 --> 00:31:20,163
(murmuring)
815
00:31:20,263 --> 00:31:21,397
-Wait.
-(applause)
816
00:31:21,498 --> 00:31:23,533
-Right? It's...
-Wait, like virtual reality?
817
00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:26,169
Yeah, it feels so weird
that this is now what I'm--
818
00:31:26,269 --> 00:31:28,138
-what we're talking about,
but it's... -No, no, no, no, no.
819
00:31:28,238 --> 00:31:29,773
-I w-- This-- I want to talk
about this. -Um...
820
00:31:29,873 --> 00:31:31,808
Yeah, it's called Supernatural.
821
00:31:31,941 --> 00:31:34,110
(laughs) This is--
I do not have anything to do
822
00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:35,478
-with this.
-You're talking about V.R. V.R.
823
00:31:35,578 --> 00:31:38,181
-V.R. Yeah, like a-- And it's
a certain... -Okay. Okay.
824
00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:39,249
...fitness app.
825
00:31:39,349 --> 00:31:41,418
And I can do it
in my living room,
826
00:31:41,518 --> 00:31:42,585
and I can do it...
827
00:31:42,685 --> 00:31:44,487
You know,
if you're traveling, I bring it
828
00:31:44,587 --> 00:31:46,189
-and... -What are you--
what are you doing inside--
829
00:31:46,289 --> 00:31:48,158
-Are you in a gym on the inside?
Are you... -No.
830
00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:50,960
You'll, um...
All of a sudden... (laughs)
831
00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,195
(laughs)
832
00:31:52,295 --> 00:31:54,130
All of a sudden, you, um...
833
00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:57,300
you're in some... (stammers)
just extraordinary landscape.
834
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,636
-Okay, okay.
-And you...
835
00:31:59,736 --> 00:32:01,204
-(chuckles) This is so funny.
-(laughs)
836
00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:03,139
And then a trainer pops up
for a moment.
837
00:32:03,239 --> 00:32:04,307
They warm you up.
838
00:32:04,407 --> 00:32:06,509
There's a thing called Flow
and Boxing.
839
00:32:06,609 --> 00:32:08,645
-Okay. -I-I prefer the Flow,
personally.
840
00:32:08,745 --> 00:32:11,214
-Okay. -You have these,
like, two large...
841
00:32:11,314 --> 00:32:13,817
kind of, bats. Like,
a white one and a black one.
842
00:32:13,983 --> 00:32:15,218
-And then... -This is
inside the world though, right?
843
00:32:15,318 --> 00:32:16,820
-This is in the world.
-Okay, okay.
844
00:32:16,986 --> 00:32:18,321
-So you're holding those
little... -Then, ahead of you,
845
00:32:18,421 --> 00:32:21,624
-sort of, on the horizon, this
portal emerges. -Yeah. Uh-huh.
846
00:32:21,724 --> 00:32:23,760
And out comes, like, these orbs,
847
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:25,995
-like, a-- white and black orbs.
-Yeah.
848
00:32:26,062 --> 00:32:29,866
And they're in this sort of...
triangle thing.
849
00:32:29,999 --> 00:32:32,535
And then you are hitting
the corresponding things
850
00:32:32,635 --> 00:32:34,404
with your bats.
851
00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:37,207
Also, simultaneously,
triangles are coming out at you.
852
00:32:37,307 --> 00:32:41,177
And those are for, like,
squats and side squats.
853
00:32:41,277 --> 00:32:43,480
And it's also
to fantastic music.
854
00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:45,014
-You know?
-Oh, okay. I think
855
00:32:45,115 --> 00:32:47,951
I've played something similar,
but not at... No, no, no.
856
00:32:48,017 --> 00:32:49,652
I have. There's, like, one where
you're trying to, like, do...
857
00:32:49,753 --> 00:32:51,421
-Like, "Beat Saber." I think
that's what it's called. -Yes.
858
00:32:51,521 --> 00:32:52,822
-Like, "Beat Saber,
but this is... -So similar...
859
00:32:52,956 --> 00:32:54,958
-But now there's squats.
-But this is, like,
860
00:32:54,991 --> 00:32:59,129
specifically for fitness,
and it's amazing.
861
00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,397
Like, I finish it,
and I'm just...
862
00:33:01,498 --> 00:33:03,233
I will safely say,
863
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:04,701
I don't think
I've ever had a conversation
864
00:33:04,801 --> 00:33:07,036
involving squats,
triangles, squares,
865
00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:10,006
VR and stick thingies.
866
00:33:10,106 --> 00:33:12,308
-Well... Yeah.
-Thank you.
867
00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:13,643
I'm going to go try this now.
868
00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:15,044
I'm genuinely going
to go try this thing.
869
00:33:15,145 --> 00:33:16,546
-Congratulations on the show.
-Thanks, Trevor.
870
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,214
-Thank you so much for being
here again. -Appreciate it.
871
00:33:18,314 --> 00:33:20,450
Season three
of The Umbrella Academy
872
00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:22,585
is streaming now on Netflix.
We're gonna take a quick break,
873
00:33:22,685 --> 00:33:24,254
but we'll be right back
after this.
874
00:33:24,354 --> 00:33:25,655
Thank you very much.
875
00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:27,557
-No. Have you played
"Beat Saber"? -Yeah, I have.
876
00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,692
(applause and cheering)
877
00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:34,776
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
878
00:33:34,876 --> 00:33:36,244
Thank you so much for tuning in.
879
00:33:36,344 --> 00:33:39,013
Before we go, before we go,
please consider donating
880
00:33:39,114 --> 00:33:41,850
to the National Black
Justice Coalition, all right?
881
00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:43,718
They're leading the fight
to secure civil rights
882
00:33:43,818 --> 00:33:46,521
for America's Black
LGBTQ community.
883
00:33:46,621 --> 00:33:48,957
Your donation will help them
reach their vision of a world
884
00:33:49,057 --> 00:33:51,159
where all people
can live their lives
885
00:33:51,259 --> 00:33:52,961
safely, openly and honestly.
886
00:33:53,061 --> 00:33:55,130
Until next time,
stay safe out there.
887
00:33:55,230 --> 00:33:56,931
And remember, if you disagree
888
00:33:57,031 --> 00:33:59,234
with the decisions
the Supreme Court is making,
889
00:33:59,334 --> 00:34:01,569
-don't forget to vote in 2016.
-(laughter)
890
00:34:01,669 --> 00:34:04,906
Now, here it is--
Your Moment of Zen.
891
00:34:07,242 --> 00:34:09,577
I don't think you want to have
the water in the picture, right?
892
00:34:09,677 --> 00:34:11,146
-You can take it out.
-MAN: Yeah, yeah.
893
00:34:11,246 --> 00:34:12,614
-Do you want? Yeah.
-Yeah.
894
00:34:12,714 --> 00:34:14,149
Yeah, put it over there, Nick.
895
00:34:14,249 --> 00:34:17,585
-Sir.
-Kind of this table, as well?
896
00:34:17,685 --> 00:34:19,354
Yeah, might as well
take the table.
897
00:34:19,454 --> 00:34:22,090
-How are you now? -Really good.
Very good, thank you.
898
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,758
-You know what you can do, Nick?
-Sir?
899
00:34:23,858 --> 00:34:25,193
-Put the table back.
-Yes, sir.
900
00:34:25,293 --> 00:34:27,095
'Cause it's missing something.
901
00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:29,397
Put the table back,
and put the water on the table
902
00:34:29,497 --> 00:34:31,900
-without the thing on top of it.
-Yes, sir.
903
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,035
(panting)
904
00:34:38,373 --> 00:34:39,874
Okay.
905
00:34:39,974 --> 00:34:42,177
How does that look?
906
00:34:47,315 --> 00:34:49,751
Go ahead, take it out.
907
00:34:49,851 --> 00:34:52,087
Yeah. All right.
908
00:34:52,187 --> 00:34:55,657
-Yeah, good.
-Right? Let's go.