1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,236 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,570 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,508 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,876 Tonight: 5 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:11,044 Shooting down gun laws. 6 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,881 Jordan Klepper fingers the pulse. 7 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,617 And Elliot Page. 8 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:20,554 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,689 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 10 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,803 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:39,473 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,841 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:44,478 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 14 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,581 Thank you so much. Take a seat. Let's get into it, everybody. 15 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,417 We have got a great, great show for you tonight. 16 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:53,754 We'll tell you why you can outrun the police now. 17 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,356 Jordan Klepper heads to a Trump rally. 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,559 And the Supreme Court has somehow decided 19 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,128 that it's too hard to get a gun in America. 20 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,529 So let's do this, people. 21 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:04,865 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 22 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,134 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 23 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,540 Okay. Let's kick things off 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,543 with the big news coming out of the Supreme Court, 25 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,078 the only government department 26 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:21,481 where the dress code is retired Jedi. 27 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,217 You all know how America has been struggling 28 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,952 with gun violence for the past, let's say, uh, 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,386 half a century or so? 30 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:29,156 Well, while everyone is trying to figure out a solution, 31 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,924 the Supreme Court just weighed in 32 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,361 in the most unhelpful way possible. 33 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:37,331 Breaking news at this hour. The U.S. Supreme Court has just 34 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:41,368 issued a major ruling in the challenge to a New York gun law. 35 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,337 Now, this is the most significant 36 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,106 Second Amendment ruling in more than a decade. 37 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:49,209 In a six to three decision, the court struck down New York's 38 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,346 law which places restrictions on concealed handguns. 39 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,515 The law in question in New York said to get 40 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,518 a concealed carry permit, a person had to 41 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,554 go to the county sheriff and show some special need. 42 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,290 Today, the Supreme Court said that's unconstitutional. 43 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,560 So, this will affect New York, and it will affect half a dozen 44 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,162 other states that have similar laws in which you had to 45 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:12,165 show some heightened need beyond just a general desire 46 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:15,235 for self-defense to get a concealed carry permit. 47 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,604 This expands the Second Amendment right. 48 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:21,542 What we don't know is if it completely eliminates 49 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,878 the possibility for any sort of gun-gun regulation. 50 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,548 Oh, I think we do know. I think we do know. 51 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,082 You can see where this is going. 52 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,418 This Supreme Court is feeling themselves, huh? 53 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:32,819 'Cause you realize they finally have 54 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,089 all the justices they need to do anything they want. 55 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,391 It's like Amy Coney Barrett 56 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,194 was the last Infinity Stone that they needed. 57 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,095 Yeah. They put it in, and now 58 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,797 they're just snapping away at all the laws. 59 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,866 It's like, voting rights. Gun control. 60 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:49,269 Miranda rights. Abortion. Mm, I love this song. 61 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,205 Yeah. 62 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:54,575 But, yeah, the Supreme Court has struck down restrictions 63 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,711 on who can carry guns outside of the home, 64 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,479 saying that you can't require people 65 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,516 to meet certain standards in order to get a license. 66 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,319 Which makes complete sense, because that would be 67 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,154 making the militia well-regulated. 68 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,423 I mean, you can't do that, you know? 69 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,958 It's not like it's written anywhere. 70 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:15,229 Basically, New York had a law for the past 100 years 71 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:18,198 that said if you want to just carry a gun around with you 72 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,300 wherever you go, you need to prove that you have 73 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,436 a specific reason you need that gun, 74 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,238 you know, for your protection. You have to go to the police, 75 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,906 you have to tell them, you have to explain the whole thing. 76 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,342 Like, maybe someone is making threats against you, 77 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,477 or-or maybe you're Liam Neeson's daughter 78 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,980 and people keep trying to kidnap you, even though 79 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,715 it seems like it would be way easier to kidnap 80 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,750 anyone else's daughter at this point. 81 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,418 And the Supreme Court has said to New York, 82 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,888 "You can't do that anymore." Yeah. 83 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:44,157 And, you know, in a way, this is exciting, as a New Yorker. 84 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:46,627 Yeah, 'cause, I don't know about you guys, but whenever I've been 85 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,962 sitting in rush hour traffic in New York with drivers 86 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,465 screaming at each other and-and bikers 87 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,800 cussing out the drivers and pedestrians 88 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,503 wailing at the bikers and the drivers, 89 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,306 the one thing I always think is, "Man, one thing that would 90 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,543 "calm this down is if everyone had a gun right now. 91 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:06,413 Just a Glock or two would really chill this situation out." 92 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,885 And, I mean, it will switch things up, you know? 93 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,855 Now, when you're on the subway and you see a guy reaching 94 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,124 into his pants, you'll be like, "Aah! Please let it be a dick. 95 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,659 "Please let it be a dick. Please let it be a dick. 96 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,060 "Let it be a dick. Aah! 97 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,564 Please let it be a penis. (crying)" 98 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,067 And it's crazy how this ruling is coming down 99 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,369 at the exact same time that 100 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:32,105 Congress finally reached a deal on gun reform. 101 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:35,075 It took 30 years of trying to come up 102 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:38,212 with these extremely minor gun safety measures, 103 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,780 and then the Supreme Court just swoops in 104 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,915 and moves everything back in the other direction. 105 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,083 Yeah, Congress is like, 106 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,519 "We've reached a bipartisan agreement 107 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,988 "that 18-to-21-year-olds 108 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,324 "can no longer buy guns in leap years 109 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:54,261 between the hours of 3:00 a.m. and 3:15 a.m." 110 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,396 And then the Supreme Court is like, "Hey, check this out! 111 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,098 "Starting now, every time it rains, 112 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:00,133 "it rains guns. Yeah? 113 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,702 What do you guys think?" 114 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,136 (laughter) 115 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:05,772 So, this is obviously a big setback for gun safety. 116 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,174 But if you ask me, 117 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,610 New York just needs to get creative. 118 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,512 Yeah. They need to think outside of the box. 119 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,280 The same way that Texas did, right? 120 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,948 Look at what Texas did with banning abortion. 121 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,117 They weren't allowed to ban it, 122 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,920 so they just made a crazy new law 123 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,622 that basically banned it anyway. 124 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,358 That's what New York needs to do with guns. 125 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,592 Like, yeah, they should say, okay, 126 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:26,960 anyone can buy a gun if they want, 127 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,264 but the gun stores are only open 128 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,399 on the nights that the Knicks win. 129 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,535 (laughter and applause) 130 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:45,646 All right, let's move on... 131 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,549 Let's move on from the people... (chuckles) 132 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,083 (laughter) 133 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,118 You know what's funny is, like, 134 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,519 whenever I'm at Madison Square Garden 135 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:53,887 and I see the players, they're like, "Did you...?" 136 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,556 I'm like... (babbles) 137 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,392 "I don't make these jokes." 138 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,927 All right, let's move on from the people 139 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,662 who are about to cause havoc with all their guns 140 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,031 to the people who are already causing havoc 141 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,699 with all their guns: the police. 142 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,734 Over the last year, the city of Chicago 143 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,036 has been rocked by incidents 144 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,271 where police saw a civilian running away, 145 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,739 they decided to chase after them, 146 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,308 and somehow, they ended up killing them. 147 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:17,110 So now the police department has a new plan 148 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:20,414 to stop those types of killings before they start. 149 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,850 Chicago police officers will no longer be allowed 150 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,819 to chase people on foot simply because they run away 151 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,856 or give chase over minor offenses. 152 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,425 NEWSMAN: The new policy requires enhanced supervision. 153 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,261 Officers must file a report if they start a chase, 154 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,330 foot chases will be reviewed 155 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:39,299 and officers must weigh the seriousness of the offense 156 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,435 against the need to make an arrest. 157 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,104 Officers can't start a chase if they're hurt, 158 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,140 unaware of their location, unable to communicate 159 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,610 or lose their radio or gun. 160 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,311 Well, yeah. 161 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,447 (laughter) 162 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:57,551 I mean, if you're a cop who's lost your radio and gun 163 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,354 and you don't know where you are... 164 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,155 (laughter) 165 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:05,192 ...you are in no position to be chasing anyone. 166 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,160 Yeah, maybe just throw in the towel, my man. 167 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,495 Today's not your day. 168 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,930 (laughter) 169 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,865 But I think this policy actually makes sense, 170 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,767 because people used to assume 171 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,736 that if you're running from a police officer, 172 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,271 you must have done something wrong, 173 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:19,840 and you need to be chased down, but there are many reasons 174 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,209 why someone might want to run from the police. 175 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,677 Maybe they're scared of the police. 176 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,179 Or maybe the cop is their ex, 177 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,780 and they were just walking around in sweats, 178 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,749 and they don't want their ex to see them and be like, 179 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,418 "Oh, looks like I made the right choice." 180 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:34,488 And even if the person is a legitimate suspect, 181 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,423 you want to make sure that the crime 182 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,358 is worth the chase, right? 183 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,793 Because when police chase a suspect, 184 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,930 it is way more likely to end in violence. 185 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,566 Think about it. Once somebody makes you sprint 186 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,068 across half the city, you're way more likely 187 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,137 to want to beat their ass when you catch them. 188 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,339 Yeah, nobody's happy when they're forced to run. 189 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,241 Even people running marathons are like, 190 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,609 "As soon as I get to the finish line, 191 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,212 I'm gonna choke somebody." 192 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,513 All right, finally, 193 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:00,914 let's move on to some international news. 194 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,417 Right now, inflation is out of control. 195 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,685 And, I mean, we all know this, 196 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,486 except probably Jeff Bezos, you know? 197 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,021 Yeah, he probably treats bank accounts 198 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,723 the same way the rest of us treat closet space. 199 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,758 Just like, "Oh, where do I keep my winter dollars? 200 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,293 There's no more space." 201 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,029 But for everyone else, inflation hurts. 202 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:19,066 Prices are skyrocketing, wages aren't keeping up, 203 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,934 and it turns out it's not just America. 204 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,470 This is happening all over the world. 205 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,406 Which is weird, because Fox News told me 206 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:29,843 that Joe Biden is the only reason we have inflation. 207 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:33,146 So that means he's also causing it in Denmark? 208 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:35,249 Damn you, Joe! 209 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,717 (laughter) 210 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,319 Now, one country in particular that's been struggling 211 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,954 is the United Kingdom, 212 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,290 right, where railway workers have been demanding 213 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,660 an increase in their pay to help deal with inflation. 214 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,362 But their demands have been ignored, 215 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,964 so this week, they took action. 216 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,367 Britain faces its biggest rail strikes 217 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,802 in three decades after last-minute talks 218 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,671 between the union and train companies 219 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,072 failed to agree on pay. 220 00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:02,442 Up to 40,000 staffers staged a walkout 221 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:05,479 in a protest over pay and job security. 222 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,581 Good morning from a quieter-than-normal 223 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:08,815 Paddington Station, 224 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,418 where just one in five services will be running, 225 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,620 as indeed they are around the country. 226 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,289 NEWSMAN: The prime minister has told his cabinet 227 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,691 these strikes are wrong and unnecessary. 228 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,526 I want to say something about the rail strikes 229 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,029 that are today causing significant disruption 230 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,131 and inconvenience up and down the country, 231 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,334 making it more difficult for people to get to work, 232 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:30,938 uh, risking, uh, people's appointments, 233 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,806 making it more difficult for kids to sit exams-- 234 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,375 all sorts of unnecessary, 235 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,045 uh, aggravation this is gonna cause. 236 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,247 "Yes, it's preposterous. I... 237 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,649 "I mean, I-I need those trains 238 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,551 "to get to my illegal work parties. 239 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,653 "How else am I supposed to spread COVID? 240 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,155 "I mean, think about it. (stammers) 241 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,924 "This is really ridiculous. This is absolutely disgusting. 242 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,060 -(stammers) Absolutely." -(cheering and applause) 243 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,599 Yes. British railway workers are on strike. 244 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:01,702 And now British people have no way to travel 245 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,338 to their silly-sounding towns. 246 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,672 Yeah, there's no way 247 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,808 someone from Barton in the Beans 248 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,810 can travel to Giggleswick 249 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,312 or to Upton Snodsbury 250 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,680 or even to Nether Wallop. 251 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,350 How will they get to Nether Wallop?! 252 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,020 But for real though, for real, for real, 253 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,388 the truth is 254 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,390 a railway strike is actually really serious, right? 255 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,791 Because it is crippling for the U.K. 256 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:28,262 So many of its people depend on the trains. 257 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:29,596 You know? And I-I know you guys think 258 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,331 British people just get around on flying umbrellas, 259 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,799 but that's just the nannies. 260 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,401 The people need the trains. 261 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,103 And, please, don't get me wrong. 262 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,472 I also understand that this train strike 263 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,974 inconveniences countless people in the U.K. 264 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,710 But you know who's also inconvenienced, right? 265 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,112 'Cause people are complaining. In the U.K., they're like, 266 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,513 "Oh, these people need to get back to work. 267 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,015 This is terrible. Just get back to work." 268 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,084 But the train workers are inconvenienced. 269 00:10:51,185 --> 00:10:53,353 You realize, train workers in the U.K. can't afford 270 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,088 to make ends meet anymore, 271 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:57,257 and there's many of them who haven't gotten a pay increase 272 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,560 in ten years. 273 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,329 So, if now's not the time to get a wage increase 274 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,597 and ten years ago wasn't the time 275 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,798 and then nothing in between was the time, 276 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,333 then when-when is the time? Right? 277 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,901 Because I don't care what anybody says-- I really don't-- 278 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,703 it's not fair for somebody to work a full-time job 279 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,538 but not be able to make ends meet, 280 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,708 especially when your bosses make millions in profits. 281 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,710 -(assenting, whooping) -Like, if you... 282 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:17,978 (cheering and applause) 283 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,215 If you can't afford to live... 284 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,518 ...then what's even the point of working? 285 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,253 You only work so that you can live. 286 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,856 That's why it's called "making a living," right? 287 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,458 Working without living is like being a parent 288 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,759 but there's no kid. 289 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:34,828 Yeah. Think about it. 290 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,830 Like, parents, every parent knows 291 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,365 that being a parent is miserable, 292 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,101 but then your kid, they just-- they smile at you 293 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,836 or they do something for the first time and you're like, 294 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,239 "Oh, it's all worth it. Oh, it's so ador..." 295 00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:47,241 But imagine if there was no child, huh? 296 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:49,943 Imagine if there was no child but you still got woken up 297 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,778 in the middle of the night by screams out of no... 298 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,714 (loud crying) 299 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,516 There's nothing. Or just, every now and again, 300 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:56,984 there's just diapers filled with shit 301 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,919 everywhere in your house and you just got to-- 302 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,187 You'd just be like, "There's no child. 303 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,889 What am I doing this for?!" 304 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,424 What's the point? 305 00:12:04,525 --> 00:12:06,393 And that's what these workers are going through. 306 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,161 So this train strike is a big deal. 307 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:09,663 It is affecting customers. 308 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:10,731 It's affecting employees. 309 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,699 It's affecting the British economy. 310 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,934 But, you know, a lot of people don't realize-- 311 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,769 you know who this also affects? 312 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,371 The British trains. 313 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,340 ♪ ♪ 314 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,242 Boop, boop! 315 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,111 Now that I've stopped working, 316 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,247 I've had a lot of time alone with my thoughts. 317 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,949 And I've realized, 318 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,218 what the hell am I? 319 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,753 I'm a train. 320 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,856 I'm Thomas the Train, but I have a human face, 321 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,392 but where's the rest of my body? 322 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:39,660 Do I have arms somewhere? 323 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,795 Do I have a penis? 324 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,897 Is it a human penis? 325 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,465 Or is it a train penis? 326 00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:46,800 Help me, somebody! 327 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,537 -Help me find my train penis! -(whistle blows) 328 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,540 Aah...! 329 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,676 (applause) 330 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,379 All right, that's it for the headlines. 331 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,381 But before we go to a quick break, 332 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,117 let's check in on the stock market with our finance expert 333 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,285 Michael Kosta, everybody. 334 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,088 (cheering and applause) 335 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,756 What's going on, Mike? 336 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,091 Yeah. 337 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,426 Good to see you again. 338 00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:13,894 -So, uh, what's happening in the market today? -Yeah. 339 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,062 I'm crushing it. 340 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,430 I mean, I know I always say this, 341 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,332 -but I am actually really crushing it today. -Yeah, 342 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:20,334 -you-you are, but you never tell us how. -Okay, well, 343 00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:22,870 I-I got a hot tip. I got a hot tip for how you can crush it 344 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,671 in the market, and, uh, I'll share that 345 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,806 -with you, okay? But... -Okay, cool. 346 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,741 But obviously, the big news today, uh, 347 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,476 Kellogg's-- America's food staple-- 348 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,479 their stock is moving big as they announced 349 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,615 that they're actually separating into three separate companies. 350 00:13:34,715 --> 00:13:36,316 -Yeah. -Yeah, I saw that because they do snacks, 351 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,318 -and they do cereals, and they... -Yeah. 352 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,653 But I don't understand. 353 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:40,988 They're splitting into three companies. 354 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,256 -Yeah. -Like, how is that going to work? 355 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:45,292 Easy, it's going to be Snap, Crackle and Pop. 356 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,528 (laughter, applause) 357 00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:50,097 You want to...? 358 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,732 You want to get to the chart? Let's get to the chart. 359 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,867 -Let's get to the chart. -Let's get to the chart. So, look. 360 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,869 Look, to a nonexpert, such as yourself, 361 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,938 such as yourself, Trevor, this looks like 362 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,107 the Kellogg's chart, okay? 363 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,675 But what it actually is, is 364 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,076 this is a chart measuring 365 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,547 how good a bowl of cereal is over time, okay? 366 00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,949 Now, when you pour that first bowl of cereal, 367 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,885 it is right here, it is dry, it is lifeless. 368 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,654 It is undervalued. 369 00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:16,056 Now, here's where the value goes up. 370 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,692 When you add milk, bang, okay? 371 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:22,896 Cereal reaches its most valuable point when you add milk. 372 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,465 Now, if you don't eat it right away, 373 00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:27,267 that cereal starts to get soggy. 374 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,570 This whole thing starts to depreciate. 375 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:33,140 Now, I've identified a very important part of this timeline. 376 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,409 I call this the "S.M.B.B.," 377 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:38,212 the sugar, milk, bowl bounce, bang, right there. 378 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,546 You know what this is. 379 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,649 That's that special mix of milk with sugar, 380 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:46,553 with yellow number 5, with corn syrup, okay? 381 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,921 Right here, Trevor, you are sitting 382 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,691 on a lot of liquidity, all right? 383 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,894 And that liquid is delicious milk, so... 384 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,163 -So, it... -Yeah, yeah. -(applause and cheering) 385 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,798 You get it. You get it. 386 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:01,401 -Yeah, I think I get it. -So... Yeah. 387 00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:03,670 This is a difficult market to understand. 388 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,072 That's why I'm an expert. 389 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,874 Is this a bear market? Is this a bull market? 390 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,042 This is a tiger market, okay? 391 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,777 Because if you're Kellogg's right now, 392 00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:12,346 you're seeing this, and you're thinking, 393 00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:15,349 things are going gr-reat. Okay? 394 00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:18,619 Now, now, Trevor, I made a fortune on this. 395 00:15:18,719 --> 00:15:20,320 I got a buddy who works at Kellogg's, 396 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,289 and he told me from the inside 397 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,691 that they were going to split up into three companies, 398 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,261 so I bought a bunch of stock the day before. 399 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,564 Oh, K-Kosta, that-that's... that's insider trading. 400 00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,867 Well, that makes sense because I have a shitload of money 401 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,304 inside my bank account, okay? So, uh... 402 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,274 -Oh, the U.K. train strike. -Yes. 403 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,576 Yeah, that's that story. You know, I'm sorry. 404 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,278 When I hear Boris Johnson talking about that, 405 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,947 I'm thinking, I don't give a (bleep), okay? 406 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,715 Because, look, as an American, 407 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,285 we're dealing with too much shit right now, okay? 408 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,453 The Supreme Court just announced that everybody 409 00:15:53,554 --> 00:15:56,156 in this audience can have a loaded gun in their pocket, 410 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,591 and I'm supposed to be worried 411 00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:01,161 about Britain's little choo-choo train problem? Okay? 412 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,763 Here's a problem, Trevor. 413 00:16:02,863 --> 00:16:04,598 (British accent): If you get on a train in Brixton, 414 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,668 and you're going to Newcastle, and it's 100 k, 415 00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:09,303 and it costs ten quid, 416 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,271 and your buddy's 30 stone, how many...? 417 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,940 (no accent): I don't give a (bleep), okay? 418 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,776 That's your biggest problem, Britain? 419 00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,110 That some of you are going to have 420 00:16:17,211 --> 00:16:19,179 to take a free ambulance to work? 421 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,515 (laughter) 422 00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:24,618 I can put a... I can put a semiautomatic rifle 423 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:28,522 in my backpack as I walk my daughter to daycare, okay? 424 00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:30,524 Okay, uh, do you have a hot tip there, Michael? 425 00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:31,859 You seem a little stressed, man. What's the tip? 426 00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,227 Yeah, yeah, I already told you. Get a buddy 427 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,095 who works at the cereal store. 428 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,598 He tells you when the value's gonna go up, and buy the stock. 429 00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:39,199 No. Michael, no, that's illegal. 430 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,168 -We need a tip that we can use. -Okay, okay. 431 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,170 All right, all right, so you want to save some money. 432 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,173 All right? You don't need to buy the cereal 433 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,509 to get the toy inside, all right? 434 00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:51,979 You go to the store, you rip open the box, search around, 435 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,948 you find the toy, you walk out of there, it's free. Boom. 436 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,484 -(cheers and applause) -You know what? 437 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,486 I'm so glad we have you for this expert advice. 438 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,121 Michael Kosta, everybody. 439 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,923 All right, don't go away, 'cause when we come back, 440 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,092 Jordan Klepper is going to ask Trump supporters 441 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,895 what they think about January 6. You don't want to miss it. 442 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,030 (cheers and applause) 443 00:17:18,322 --> 00:17:20,357 (cheering, applause) 444 00:17:27,531 --> 00:17:29,566 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 445 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:32,169 For the past few weeks, people around the country 446 00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:33,503 have been riveted 447 00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:36,139 by the Congressional hearings about January 6, 448 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,975 the day Trump supporters and Mike Pence 449 00:17:38,075 --> 00:17:41,078 played a very intense game of hide-and-seek. 450 00:17:41,178 --> 00:17:43,146 Now, today's hearing focused 451 00:17:43,247 --> 00:17:46,783 on how President Trump tried to use the Justice Department 452 00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,485 to overturn the election. And according 453 00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:50,954 to the acting deputy attorney general, 454 00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:53,123 even though the Justice Department told Trump 455 00:17:53,223 --> 00:17:54,992 the election wasn't stolen, 456 00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:59,296 Trump was pretty explicit about what he needed done. 457 00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:01,031 Let's now put up the notes, uh, where you-where you 458 00:18:01,131 --> 00:18:03,867 quote the president, uh, as you're speaking to that. 459 00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,203 He said, the president-- the president said 460 00:18:06,303 --> 00:18:08,438 "Just say the election was corrupt 461 00:18:08,539 --> 00:18:11,742 and leave the rest to me and the Republican congressmen." 462 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,777 So, Mr. Donoghue, that's a direct quote 463 00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,913 from President Trump, correct? 464 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,415 That's an exact quote from the president, yes. 465 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,783 Wow. 466 00:18:19,883 --> 00:18:21,585 "Just say what I need you to say 467 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,288 and leave the rest to me and my boys." 468 00:18:24,421 --> 00:18:26,823 That's shady as hell. 469 00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:29,092 Yeah. And I believe Trump said that. 470 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,294 Because it's also what he said 471 00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:31,929 to the doctor when Eric was born. 472 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,831 "Just say it's not mine and leave the rest to me. 473 00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:38,702 I got it. I got it from here." 474 00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:40,270 But with all this damning evidence, 475 00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:42,306 the big question is are these hearings 476 00:18:42,439 --> 00:18:44,975 changing the minds of Trump supporters? 477 00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:46,944 Well, our very own Jordan Klepper 478 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,613 went to a Trump rally in Mississippi to find out 479 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:50,747 for another episode of 480 00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:53,150 Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse. 481 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,285 ♪ ♪ 482 00:18:59,489 --> 00:19:01,491 KLEPPER: Last weekend, the Trump freedom tour-- 483 00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:04,061 comprised of Don, his son, and a caravan of folks 484 00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:06,597 looking for book deals-- headed to Mississippi. 485 00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,265 And I was curious who was shelling out 486 00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:12,469 the $9,000 to $4,000 for a ticket to see the show. 487 00:19:12,502 --> 00:19:14,471 Much of the country was watching the revelations 488 00:19:14,538 --> 00:19:16,673 coming out of the January 6 hearings. 489 00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:19,409 And surely these politically engaged folks 490 00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,011 were also tuned in. 491 00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:23,013 Have you guys been watching the January 6 hearings? 492 00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:25,148 -Oh. -Uh, no. 493 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,184 Have you watched any of the January 6 hearings? 494 00:19:27,284 --> 00:19:30,420 Not really. I had a barp and change in phones. 495 00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:31,889 -But, uh... -You had to what? 496 00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:33,123 I b-- I changed phones. 497 00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:34,324 -Are you watching them? -No, sir. 498 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,693 -No. Why not? -Well, A: time. 499 00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,429 You don't have time to watch a two-hour hearing. 500 00:19:39,496 --> 00:19:41,131 -Yeah. -No. -How long are you here today? 501 00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:43,033 -Until 5:00. -Until 5:00. Which is-- 502 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,735 -You got here at? -I got here at 7:00. 503 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,637 -7:00, which makes it ten hours. -Right. 504 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,439 But the two-hour hearing-- who's got time for that shit? 505 00:19:49,506 --> 00:19:51,208 Most were paying no attention, 506 00:19:51,308 --> 00:19:54,778 and yet there were some paying even less attention. 507 00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:56,013 What about what happened on January 6th? 508 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,347 What do you think? What happened there? 509 00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:03,453 January 6th, the... 510 00:20:03,554 --> 00:20:05,189 Election Day? 511 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,723 No, Election Day was back in November. 512 00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,559 -Do you... -I don't even know what. 513 00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:10,060 -Do you know about January 6th? -No. 514 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,995 So when I say "January 6th," that means... 515 00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:13,497 -Just... -Nothing. I don't know. 516 00:20:13,597 --> 00:20:15,499 -That's just a day to you. -Yeah. 517 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,502 Did you hear about the-the insurrection attempt 518 00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:20,237 at the Capitol? 519 00:20:20,404 --> 00:20:21,772 -No. -No. 520 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:22,940 KLEPPER: For almost everyone here, 521 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,542 insurrectioning was a nonissue. 522 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,145 It was the hearings themselves that were the problem. 523 00:20:28,245 --> 00:20:31,114 I think it's an abomination. 524 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:33,150 It's just McCarthyism. It's a witch trial. 525 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,218 It's a witch hunt. 526 00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:35,519 -Uh, it is. -KLEPPER: Yeah. 527 00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:36,753 -It absolutely is. -A mob of people 528 00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:38,322 -coming together with pitchforks. -Yeah. 529 00:20:38,422 --> 00:20:40,023 Saying... And we can't have that. 530 00:20:40,123 --> 00:20:41,491 Yeah. Wi-With a... With an agenda. 531 00:20:41,592 --> 00:20:43,193 "Here's the narrative we're pushing, 532 00:20:43,293 --> 00:20:44,962 and that's all we're pushing is our narrative." 533 00:20:45,062 --> 00:20:48,031 A mob of people with an agenda pushing an agenda. 534 00:20:48,131 --> 00:20:49,800 -Yes. -That can't stand in America. 535 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,668 -No. -We should... We should have an investigation 536 00:20:51,768 --> 00:20:53,136 about a mob of people. 537 00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:54,705 -That's something... -We should. 538 00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:56,206 -Everybody would watch that. Yeah. -Yeah, absolutely. 539 00:20:56,306 --> 00:20:57,941 Oh! Nancy Pelosi. 540 00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:01,111 She sta... Is very responsible for what went on then. 541 00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:02,613 -She planned it. -KLEPPER: She... 542 00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:04,147 -She planned what happened? -I believe so. 543 00:21:04,248 --> 00:21:07,517 Why did she plan to get attacked by a mob of Trump supporters? 544 00:21:07,618 --> 00:21:09,686 Because she wanted to be able to blame it on the Trump supporters 545 00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:11,355 and have something bad to say about them. 546 00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:13,757 -Shouldn't we investigate that? -Uh, yes. 547 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,692 So you must be watching the January 6th committee. 548 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,661 (scoffs) No. 549 00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:19,663 KLEPPER: So, what was it people were watching? 550 00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:22,566 2000 Mules came out, and it showed a lot of stuff. 551 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,067 Uh, you've got 2000 Mules. 552 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:26,403 And then this movie ca... Uh, 2000 Mules. 553 00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:28,205 -2000 Mules. -Yes. 554 00:21:28,305 --> 00:21:30,073 KLEPPER: 2000 Mules is a documentary 555 00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:32,442 by Dinesh D'Souza claiming massive voter fraud 556 00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,945 based on some cell phone data and surveillance footage 557 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,714 that's been lauded by Trump, laughed at by Bill Barr, 558 00:21:37,814 --> 00:21:39,316 discredited by fact-checkers 559 00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:41,785 and banned from even right-wing media 560 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,154 because of its unfounded claims. 561 00:21:44,254 --> 00:21:45,422 You know, if you turn on Fox News, 562 00:21:45,489 --> 00:21:48,091 they have never mentioned that movie once. 563 00:21:48,192 --> 00:21:50,894 -Somebody's pulling the strings. -Who do you think it is? 564 00:21:50,994 --> 00:21:53,130 -Uh, I... It may be Obama. -(laughs): You think Obama's 565 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,431 -pulling the strings? -Or it could be, uh... 566 00:21:54,464 --> 00:21:55,866 -George Soros. -Obama... 567 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,434 You think it's possible 568 00:21:57,501 --> 00:22:00,103 that Fox News doesn't mention 2000 Mules. 569 00:22:00,204 --> 00:22:02,172 Your theory, there's a giant conspiracy 570 00:22:02,272 --> 00:22:03,941 up on top in which they don't do it, 571 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,944 or the second theory is that movie's not credible. 572 00:22:07,044 --> 00:22:08,478 I know the movie's credible. 573 00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:10,547 KLEPPER: Maybe sharing some of the committee's findings 574 00:22:10,647 --> 00:22:12,883 would break through this MAGA bubble. 575 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,319 Rudy Giuliani was drunk the night of the election, 576 00:22:15,452 --> 00:22:18,789 and it was partially his idea to deny the election results. 577 00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:20,390 Buy it? 578 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:22,092 I haven't seen that. 579 00:22:22,192 --> 00:22:23,594 You're the first source I've gotten on that. 580 00:22:23,694 --> 00:22:24,761 -You haven't heard that at all? -No. 581 00:22:24,862 --> 00:22:26,930 That Rudy was drunk that night? 582 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,232 It's an election night. 583 00:22:28,398 --> 00:22:30,400 -I wouldn't be surprised if anybody was, so... -Yeah. 584 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,536 You trust a drunk Rudy Giuliani? 585 00:22:32,636 --> 00:22:34,404 I'm not saying I trust a drunk Yiuli-- 586 00:22:34,504 --> 00:22:35,706 -Giu-- Rudy Giuliani. -Okay. 587 00:22:35,806 --> 00:22:37,608 Question is, have you trusted yourself 588 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,610 or other individuals that you're with 589 00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:40,944 under the influence of alcohol? 590 00:22:41,044 --> 00:22:41,979 I totally have. 591 00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:42,980 Then what's the difference? 592 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,581 I am not the commander in chief 593 00:22:44,681 --> 00:22:46,250 -in charge of the United States of America. -Doesn't matter. 594 00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:48,418 Well, I think that's a-- I think that's an important detail. 595 00:22:48,485 --> 00:22:50,020 If no one was willing to turn on the hearing, 596 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,489 I decided to bring the hearing to them. 597 00:22:52,589 --> 00:22:54,124 I first shared testimony 598 00:22:54,224 --> 00:22:56,460 from Trump's own acting attorney general 599 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,795 dismissing Trump's claims of voter fraud. 600 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,337 (exhales) 601 00:23:11,441 --> 00:23:12,876 Like I said... 602 00:23:14,778 --> 00:23:17,548 ...you just can't be up 300,000 votes and then lose. 603 00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:18,982 -No, but that's Trump's attorney general. -I know. 604 00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:20,551 -Does that sway you at all? -I know. 605 00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:21,985 He's turned on him. 606 00:23:22,085 --> 00:23:24,388 He's been-- he's been paid by somebody to shut his mouth. 607 00:23:24,454 --> 00:23:26,390 Everybody knows the election was fraud. 608 00:23:26,456 --> 00:23:27,758 No, no, he's saying the opposite. 609 00:23:27,858 --> 00:23:28,992 -He's saying... -He's saying the opposite? 610 00:23:29,092 --> 00:23:30,427 Yeah, he's saying there wasn't fraud... -Wow. 611 00:23:30,527 --> 00:23:32,095 -...that that's bullshit. -Wow. 612 00:23:32,196 --> 00:23:33,630 Does it make you kind of change your perspective 613 00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:35,532 -and your assumptions? Yeah. -It does. 614 00:23:35,632 --> 00:23:37,568 -You're not gonna go in there right now? -Oh, yes, sir, I am. 615 00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,403 You are going in there right now to see Donald Trump speak? 616 00:23:39,436 --> 00:23:41,638 -Yes, sir. -Okay, cool. Well... 617 00:23:41,738 --> 00:23:42,873 good, productive chat. 618 00:23:42,973 --> 00:23:44,208 What's your response there? 619 00:23:44,308 --> 00:23:45,542 I think it's true. 620 00:23:45,642 --> 00:23:46,910 You think Bill Barr is right? 621 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,313 -Yeah. -'Cause he's talking about the fact 622 00:23:49,413 --> 00:23:52,049 -that the election was stolen is bullshit. -Yeah. 623 00:23:52,149 --> 00:23:54,818 -Yeah, for sure. -Yeah. -He says it wasn't stolen. 624 00:23:54,918 --> 00:23:56,753 -WOMAN: Oh. Then no. It was stolen. -No. Oh, no. 625 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,422 KLEPPER: You-you don't believe that? 626 00:23:58,455 --> 00:23:59,590 No. 627 00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:00,858 -Yeah. -So who-who do you trust? Like, Trump? 628 00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:01,959 Trump's family? 629 00:24:02,059 --> 00:24:03,660 I trust... I trust Trump. 630 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,862 You trust Ivanka? 631 00:24:04,962 --> 00:24:06,763 -Yeah. -Yeah, I do. I think she's very smart 632 00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:08,098 and very intelligent. 633 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,033 Let me show you. This is what she said. 634 00:24:27,017 --> 00:24:30,988 How do I know that's not... edited in any way? 635 00:24:31,088 --> 00:24:32,923 You don't believe she actually said that? 636 00:24:33,023 --> 00:24:34,758 Did she say it on Twitter? 637 00:24:34,858 --> 00:24:37,194 No. It don't even look like her. 638 00:24:37,294 --> 00:24:39,196 -You don't think that... -It could not be her. 639 00:24:39,296 --> 00:24:40,464 It might be one of those... 640 00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,466 What do they got? Clones out there these days? 641 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,601 -You think that... you think that was a...? -(laughing) 642 00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:45,969 It might be a clone, yeah. 643 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,671 -It might be an Ivanka clone. -Yeah. 644 00:24:47,771 --> 00:24:49,907 -Hot take, my friend. -(laughs) 645 00:24:50,007 --> 00:24:51,909 It's almost like you're confronted with it, 646 00:24:52,009 --> 00:24:53,610 and your brain does somersaults to figure out 647 00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,612 there must be some other... some other reason. 648 00:24:55,712 --> 00:24:57,014 She looks... she look frightened. 649 00:24:57,114 --> 00:24:58,582 She does look scared, almost like she's... 650 00:24:58,682 --> 00:24:59,950 -Yeah, she does. She's really scared. -...she's been caught. 651 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:02,886 What do you think? 652 00:25:02,986 --> 00:25:05,489 I'm... confused. 653 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:06,990 A little bit. 654 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,193 -So, Ivanka... -His-his daughter. -Daughter. 655 00:25:09,293 --> 00:25:11,495 ...his daughter, says she accepts 656 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:12,863 what the attorney general said, which is 657 00:25:12,963 --> 00:25:16,433 that the election wasn't stolen, that Trump lost. 658 00:25:18,869 --> 00:25:20,671 Well, is it a lie? 659 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:23,774 I mean, if you listen to these people, yeah, it's a big lie. 660 00:25:23,874 --> 00:25:25,943 And I'm fearful you're going to go inside there, 661 00:25:26,043 --> 00:25:28,145 and he's going to keep telling you that lie. 662 00:25:29,146 --> 00:25:31,715 -We should go. -Yeah. (laughs) 663 00:25:31,815 --> 00:25:34,151 I think we're ready to cut this off. 664 00:25:34,251 --> 00:25:36,286 KLEPPER: Being confronted with uncomfortable information 665 00:25:36,386 --> 00:25:37,888 isn't easy to swallow, 666 00:25:37,988 --> 00:25:40,224 but this crowd chooses to live by the immortal words 667 00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:42,893 of the bard, Rudy Giuliani, who said, 668 00:25:42,993 --> 00:25:44,528 "We've got lots of theories, 669 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,296 We just don't have the evidence," 670 00:25:46,396 --> 00:25:48,799 especially when it comes to Donald Trump. 671 00:25:48,899 --> 00:25:51,168 I believe him and the military are running the country, 672 00:25:51,268 --> 00:25:53,070 and that idiot that's up there is a puppet, 673 00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:55,772 -and Obama is in the basement telling him what to do. -Wait. 674 00:25:55,873 --> 00:25:57,875 That sounds so crazy, it's probably not true. 675 00:25:57,975 --> 00:25:59,209 You probably don't even want to ask me 676 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,178 -what I think about 9/11, so... -Ah, you got 677 00:26:01,278 --> 00:26:04,615 -theories for miles. Uh... -Oh, yeah, and I read a lot of stuff, 678 00:26:04,715 --> 00:26:06,884 but I know probably not all of it is true, 679 00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,619 but enough of it is true to know 680 00:26:08,719 --> 00:26:09,953 that we need change in this country. 681 00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,522 Yeah, a little bit of shit in the pool 682 00:26:11,622 --> 00:26:14,491 -doesn't mean you can't swim in it. -Right. 683 00:26:14,591 --> 00:26:16,560 Jordan Klepper, everybody. All right, when we come back, 684 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,629 Elliot Page will be joining us on the show. 685 00:26:18,729 --> 00:26:19,863 You don't want to miss it. 686 00:26:19,963 --> 00:26:21,999 (cheers and applause) 687 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,910 (cheering) 688 00:26:35,445 --> 00:26:36,813 welcome back to The Daily Show, everybody. 689 00:26:36,913 --> 00:26:40,750 My guest tonight is Oscar- nominated actor Elliot Page. 690 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,318 He's here to talk about the new season 691 00:26:42,419 --> 00:26:46,089 of his hit Netflix series, The Umbrella Academy. 692 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:49,125 Hey, what's up? 693 00:26:49,225 --> 00:26:50,760 Luther wants to throw you a big, stupid party 694 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,195 so you feel loved. 695 00:26:55,398 --> 00:26:57,767 -Oh. -Do you feel loved? 696 00:26:59,068 --> 00:27:00,537 Yeah, I-I do. 697 00:27:00,637 --> 00:27:02,839 Good. You are. 698 00:27:02,939 --> 00:27:05,141 Can we all get back to saving the world now? 699 00:27:05,241 --> 00:27:07,277 (indistinct conversations) 700 00:27:08,311 --> 00:27:09,979 I really like the hair. 701 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,448 Thanks. 702 00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:13,917 Please welcome Elliot Page! 703 00:27:14,017 --> 00:27:16,052 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 704 00:27:20,924 --> 00:27:24,327 Hey. Hey. Hello. 705 00:27:24,427 --> 00:27:27,230 Whoa. Wow. 706 00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:29,899 Hi, everybody. 707 00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:31,434 -Elliot Page. -Hey. 708 00:27:31,534 --> 00:27:32,702 Welcome back to the show. 709 00:27:32,802 --> 00:27:34,270 Thank you, thanks so much for having me again. 710 00:27:34,370 --> 00:27:36,339 Um, let's start with the most important thing. 711 00:27:36,439 --> 00:27:38,508 Congratulations, your show, number one 712 00:27:38,608 --> 00:27:40,143 on Netflix as we speak. 713 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,213 (cheering, applause) 714 00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:45,615 Pretty amazing. 715 00:27:45,715 --> 00:27:48,251 I-I'd love to know-- when you start a project, 716 00:27:48,351 --> 00:27:50,320 do you have any inclination-- do you go like, 717 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,122 "This is gonna be a hit"? Do you have an idea 718 00:27:52,222 --> 00:27:53,623 that it's gonna be a hit or just go with it 719 00:27:53,723 --> 00:27:55,492 -and hope for the best? -No, yeah, you got to just 720 00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:56,793 go with it, hope for the best, 'cause 721 00:27:56,893 --> 00:27:58,995 I've definitely been in things that you think 722 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,730 are gonna be hits and they're not. 723 00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:02,565 Um, and I've had the opposite. 724 00:28:02,665 --> 00:28:05,702 And I think mostly it's about, you know, being present 725 00:28:05,802 --> 00:28:07,804 and enjoying the process, 'cause 726 00:28:07,904 --> 00:28:10,173 we never know whatever's gonna happen about anything. 727 00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:12,442 What I think a lot of people have enjoyed is how the writers 728 00:28:12,542 --> 00:28:15,512 incorporated your personal story into the story on the show. 729 00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:18,148 Because both yourself and the character have transitioned, 730 00:28:18,248 --> 00:28:20,016 and it's just, like, this beautiful moment 731 00:28:20,049 --> 00:28:21,684 where we're seeing, like, families and acceptance 732 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:22,786 and people not understanding. 733 00:28:22,886 --> 00:28:24,421 What did you enjoy about, like, 734 00:28:24,521 --> 00:28:26,222 that part of the storytelling? 735 00:28:26,322 --> 00:28:28,925 Uh, well, I really enjoyed the collaboration. 736 00:28:29,025 --> 00:28:31,094 Our wonderful showrunner, Steve Blackman, 737 00:28:31,194 --> 00:28:33,797 really was excited about incorporating it. 738 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:36,966 And an incredible writer, journalist, 739 00:28:37,033 --> 00:28:40,336 Thomas Page McBee, um, who I've known 740 00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:43,540 since he wrote on a miniseries I did years ago. 741 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,476 And he came on board to really help craft, 742 00:28:46,576 --> 00:28:49,012 um, the story and-and the journey. 743 00:28:49,112 --> 00:28:50,447 And I'm-I'm proud of it. 744 00:28:50,547 --> 00:28:54,517 And, you know, it's just an aspect of Viktor, 745 00:28:54,617 --> 00:28:56,786 -and he's with his family that loves him. -Yes. Yes. 746 00:28:56,886 --> 00:28:58,988 And like they said, we have to get back to saving the world. 747 00:28:59,089 --> 00:29:00,990 -"We have to get back to saving the world." -You know. Yeah. 748 00:29:01,091 --> 00:29:03,026 -I like that. -Yeah. -(cheering and applause) 749 00:29:03,126 --> 00:29:04,994 My, uh... 750 00:29:05,095 --> 00:29:07,897 My brother sent me a-a text message the other day 751 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:10,166 which I felt was, like, pertinent to this conversation. 752 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:11,701 'Cause we were talking about superheroes, 753 00:29:11,801 --> 00:29:12,836 and we were talking about superpowers. 754 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:14,037 And then my younger brother was like, 755 00:29:14,137 --> 00:29:16,072 "If you had any power in the world... 756 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,007 "Like, if everyone was getting a power at the same time, 757 00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:19,242 what would yours be?" 758 00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:21,044 If you could choose any power in real life, 759 00:29:21,144 --> 00:29:22,612 what would you... what would you choose? 760 00:29:22,712 --> 00:29:25,014 You know, I really, um... 761 00:29:25,048 --> 00:29:28,084 In the show, the character Allison, 762 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:31,621 uh, and she has a power with a rumor. 763 00:29:31,721 --> 00:29:34,624 -Um, "I heard a rumor," and then... Right? -Yes. 764 00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:36,960 I don't... I think you could do a lot of good stuff with that, 765 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,328 -you know? (chuckles) -Ooh. 766 00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:42,132 And it's-it's... You're just, you know, speaking, 767 00:29:42,232 --> 00:29:44,067 and-and maybe you could help share 768 00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,469 some positive seeds of thought that could... 769 00:29:46,569 --> 00:29:48,171 -I love that. -Yeah, that's... 770 00:29:48,271 --> 00:29:50,206 I love it. Just going around, like, making people's days. 771 00:29:50,306 --> 00:29:51,674 -Right. Yeah. -(laughs) -(applause) 772 00:29:51,775 --> 00:29:53,309 (chuckles) Right? 773 00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:56,146 I like that... 774 00:29:56,246 --> 00:29:58,648 It's, like, maybe, like, a testament to you as a person, 775 00:29:58,748 --> 00:30:00,316 'cause if you said to me, "Trevor, you have the power 776 00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:02,519 to just go up to people and convince them of anything," 777 00:30:02,619 --> 00:30:04,687 I don't know that my answer would be as wholesome. 778 00:30:04,788 --> 00:30:06,055 You're like, "I'm gonna use my power 779 00:30:06,156 --> 00:30:07,424 to, like, make them feel good about themselves." 780 00:30:07,524 --> 00:30:09,859 I'd be like, "I heard a rumor that you like me, 781 00:30:09,993 --> 00:30:12,095 -and, uh..." (laughs) -I'm not saying 782 00:30:12,195 --> 00:30:13,496 -you don't get to have those selfish moments. -Okay. 783 00:30:13,596 --> 00:30:14,864 -Okay, great. Some selfishness. -Yeah. 784 00:30:14,998 --> 00:30:16,032 -We're allowed. We're allowed. -Um... 785 00:30:16,132 --> 00:30:17,534 You-You've been on a great journey. 786 00:30:17,634 --> 00:30:19,469 Esquire magazine. I think it's somewhere. 787 00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:20,870 We have... We have a picture of that. 788 00:30:21,004 --> 00:30:23,706 Uh, pretty, uh, impressive, uh, shot of you. 789 00:30:23,807 --> 00:30:25,508 Uh, pretty... 790 00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:27,077 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, it's, uh... 791 00:30:27,177 --> 00:30:29,813 Like, you-you got pretty jacked for that. It's like, uh... 792 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,548 -(cheering and applause) -I mean... 793 00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:34,951 That's, uh... 794 00:30:37,854 --> 00:30:39,456 What's your-- what's your secret? 795 00:30:39,556 --> 00:30:42,592 -You're making me blush. Um... (laughs) -(laughs) 796 00:30:42,692 --> 00:30:44,861 Um, what's my... secret? 797 00:30:44,961 --> 00:30:46,329 -I... -Yeah, because-- So, here's my thing. 798 00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:49,199 Whenever people ask me to take a picture for, like, a magazine, 799 00:30:49,299 --> 00:30:51,701 then I-I... There's many days I stand in front of the mirror, 800 00:30:51,801 --> 00:30:54,771 and then I go, "How do you get this part to not show?" 801 00:30:54,871 --> 00:30:56,239 Because they always tell you, like, when it's-- 802 00:30:56,339 --> 00:30:57,707 You know what I mean. At the photo shoot, they'll be like, 803 00:30:57,807 --> 00:30:59,109 "Just be yourself." And then I'm like, "But if I'm myself, 804 00:30:59,209 --> 00:31:00,744 this part does this." 805 00:31:00,844 --> 00:31:02,112 -So it's like, how do you do this? -Got it. 806 00:31:02,212 --> 00:31:03,680 But there you're just, like, doing the casual thing, 807 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:05,014 but it's just, like, you know what I mean, 808 00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:07,117 straight, like, washboard abs and the whole thing. 809 00:31:07,217 --> 00:31:09,252 Is there, like, a-- is there a secret behind this? Is... 810 00:31:09,352 --> 00:31:11,254 Well, you know what? This is... 811 00:31:11,354 --> 00:31:13,356 my workout... (laughs) that I do, 812 00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:15,725 which I did this morning in my living room 813 00:31:15,825 --> 00:31:18,061 is all with V.R. 814 00:31:18,161 --> 00:31:20,163 (murmuring) 815 00:31:20,263 --> 00:31:21,397 -Wait. -(applause) 816 00:31:21,498 --> 00:31:23,533 -Right? It's... -Wait, like virtual reality? 817 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:26,169 Yeah, it feels so weird that this is now what I'm-- 818 00:31:26,269 --> 00:31:28,138 -what we're talking about, but it's... -No, no, no, no, no. 819 00:31:28,238 --> 00:31:29,773 -I w-- This-- I want to talk about this. -Um... 820 00:31:29,873 --> 00:31:31,808 Yeah, it's called Supernatural. 821 00:31:31,941 --> 00:31:34,110 (laughs) This is-- I do not have anything to do 822 00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:35,478 -with this. -You're talking about V.R. V.R. 823 00:31:35,578 --> 00:31:38,181 -V.R. Yeah, like a-- And it's a certain... -Okay. Okay. 824 00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:39,249 ...fitness app. 825 00:31:39,349 --> 00:31:41,418 And I can do it in my living room, 826 00:31:41,518 --> 00:31:42,585 and I can do it... 827 00:31:42,685 --> 00:31:44,487 You know, if you're traveling, I bring it 828 00:31:44,587 --> 00:31:46,189 -and... -What are you-- what are you doing inside-- 829 00:31:46,289 --> 00:31:48,158 -Are you in a gym on the inside? Are you... -No. 830 00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:50,960 You'll, um... All of a sudden... (laughs) 831 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,195 (laughs) 832 00:31:52,295 --> 00:31:54,130 All of a sudden, you, um... 833 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:57,300 you're in some... (stammers) just extraordinary landscape. 834 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,636 -Okay, okay. -And you... 835 00:31:59,736 --> 00:32:01,204 -(chuckles) This is so funny. -(laughs) 836 00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:03,139 And then a trainer pops up for a moment. 837 00:32:03,239 --> 00:32:04,307 They warm you up. 838 00:32:04,407 --> 00:32:06,509 There's a thing called Flow and Boxing. 839 00:32:06,609 --> 00:32:08,645 -Okay. -I-I prefer the Flow, personally. 840 00:32:08,745 --> 00:32:11,214 -Okay. -You have these, like, two large... 841 00:32:11,314 --> 00:32:13,817 kind of, bats. Like, a white one and a black one. 842 00:32:13,983 --> 00:32:15,218 -And then... -This is inside the world though, right? 843 00:32:15,318 --> 00:32:16,820 -This is in the world. -Okay, okay. 844 00:32:16,986 --> 00:32:18,321 -So you're holding those little... -Then, ahead of you, 845 00:32:18,421 --> 00:32:21,624 -sort of, on the horizon, this portal emerges. -Yeah. Uh-huh. 846 00:32:21,724 --> 00:32:23,760 And out comes, like, these orbs, 847 00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:25,995 -like, a-- white and black orbs. -Yeah. 848 00:32:26,062 --> 00:32:29,866 And they're in this sort of... triangle thing. 849 00:32:29,999 --> 00:32:32,535 And then you are hitting the corresponding things 850 00:32:32,635 --> 00:32:34,404 with your bats. 851 00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:37,207 Also, simultaneously, triangles are coming out at you. 852 00:32:37,307 --> 00:32:41,177 And those are for, like, squats and side squats. 853 00:32:41,277 --> 00:32:43,480 And it's also to fantastic music. 854 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:45,014 -You know? -Oh, okay. I think 855 00:32:45,115 --> 00:32:47,951 I've played something similar, but not at... No, no, no. 856 00:32:48,017 --> 00:32:49,652 I have. There's, like, one where you're trying to, like, do... 857 00:32:49,753 --> 00:32:51,421 -Like, "Beat Saber." I think that's what it's called. -Yes. 858 00:32:51,521 --> 00:32:52,822 -Like, "Beat Saber, but this is... -So similar... 859 00:32:52,956 --> 00:32:54,958 -But now there's squats. -But this is, like, 860 00:32:54,991 --> 00:32:59,129 specifically for fitness, and it's amazing. 861 00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,397 Like, I finish it, and I'm just... 862 00:33:01,498 --> 00:33:03,233 I will safely say, 863 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:04,701 I don't think I've ever had a conversation 864 00:33:04,801 --> 00:33:07,036 involving squats, triangles, squares, 865 00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:10,006 VR and stick thingies. 866 00:33:10,106 --> 00:33:12,308 -Well... Yeah. -Thank you. 867 00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:13,643 I'm going to go try this now. 868 00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:15,044 I'm genuinely going to go try this thing. 869 00:33:15,145 --> 00:33:16,546 -Congratulations on the show. -Thanks, Trevor. 870 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,214 -Thank you so much for being here again. -Appreciate it. 871 00:33:18,314 --> 00:33:20,450 Season three of The Umbrella Academy 872 00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:22,585 is streaming now on Netflix. We're gonna take a quick break, 873 00:33:22,685 --> 00:33:24,254 but we'll be right back after this. 874 00:33:24,354 --> 00:33:25,655 Thank you very much. 875 00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:27,557 -No. Have you played "Beat Saber"? -Yeah, I have. 876 00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,692 (applause and cheering) 877 00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:34,776 Well, that's our show for tonight. 878 00:33:34,876 --> 00:33:36,244 Thank you so much for tuning in. 879 00:33:36,344 --> 00:33:39,013 Before we go, before we go, please consider donating 880 00:33:39,114 --> 00:33:41,850 to the National Black Justice Coalition, all right? 881 00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:43,718 They're leading the fight to secure civil rights 882 00:33:43,818 --> 00:33:46,521 for America's Black LGBTQ community. 883 00:33:46,621 --> 00:33:48,957 Your donation will help them reach their vision of a world 884 00:33:49,057 --> 00:33:51,159 where all people can live their lives 885 00:33:51,259 --> 00:33:52,961 safely, openly and honestly. 886 00:33:53,061 --> 00:33:55,130 Until next time, stay safe out there. 887 00:33:55,230 --> 00:33:56,931 And remember, if you disagree 888 00:33:57,031 --> 00:33:59,234 with the decisions the Supreme Court is making, 889 00:33:59,334 --> 00:34:01,569 -don't forget to vote in 2016. -(laughter) 890 00:34:01,669 --> 00:34:04,906 Now, here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 891 00:34:07,242 --> 00:34:09,577 I don't think you want to have the water in the picture, right? 892 00:34:09,677 --> 00:34:11,146 -You can take it out. -MAN: Yeah, yeah. 893 00:34:11,246 --> 00:34:12,614 -Do you want? Yeah. -Yeah. 894 00:34:12,714 --> 00:34:14,149 Yeah, put it over there, Nick. 895 00:34:14,249 --> 00:34:17,585 -Sir. -Kind of this table, as well? 896 00:34:17,685 --> 00:34:19,354 Yeah, might as well take the table. 897 00:34:19,454 --> 00:34:22,090 -How are you now? -Really good. Very good, thank you. 898 00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,758 -You know what you can do, Nick? -Sir? 899 00:34:23,858 --> 00:34:25,193 -Put the table back. -Yes, sir. 900 00:34:25,293 --> 00:34:27,095 'Cause it's missing something. 901 00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:29,397 Put the table back, and put the water on the table 902 00:34:29,497 --> 00:34:31,900 -without the thing on top of it. -Yes, sir. 903 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,035 (panting) 904 00:34:38,373 --> 00:34:39,874 Okay. 905 00:34:39,974 --> 00:34:42,177 How does that look? 906 00:34:47,315 --> 00:34:49,751 Go ahead, take it out. 907 00:34:49,851 --> 00:34:52,087 Yeah. All right. 908 00:34:52,187 --> 00:34:55,657 -Yeah, good. -Right? Let's go.