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Tonight--
the court ends abortion,
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Democrats are somehow surprised,
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and Draymond Green!
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This is The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah!
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Welcome, everybody.
Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
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Every single one of you, thank
you so much. Thank you so much.
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Thank you so much. Welcome.
Take a seat, everybody.
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Let's do this. We have got
a big show for you tonight.
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We're going to talk
about the only thing
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that anyone is talking about--
Roe v. Wade,
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which has been overturned.
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We're talking
about how it happened,
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what it means for you
and what can still be done.
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And then, on a lighter note,
our guest tonight,
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fresh off of his fourth
NBA championship
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with the Golden State Warriors,
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Draymond Green is joining us
on the show, everyone.
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-(applause and cheering)
-That's gonna be a ton of fun.
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So let's do this, people.
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Just let's jump straight
into the big news of the day.
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Okay, let's get right into it.
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For the past few decades,
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conservatives in America
have been chipping away
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at women's
reproductive rights.
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And a few days ago, they put
the final nail in the coffin.
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Tonight, the landmark ruling--
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the Supreme Court overturning
Roe v. Wade,
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taking away the constitutional
right to abortion.
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The historic
five-four decision
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overturning nearly 50 years
of abortion rights,
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leaving the matter up
to states now to decide.
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NEWSMAN 2: The ruling does not
make abortion illegal,
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but it's no longer
a constitutional right,
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so that leaves the issue up
to each state.
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NEWSMAN 3: It's likely
to become illegal soon
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in about half the nation.
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Some states have already
banned it as of tonight.
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The rest of the banned states
are likely to follow
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in the coming weeks.
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That's right. The Supreme Court
has officially
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overturned Roe v. Wade.
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And, look, I know we expected it
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because the decision was leaked
back in May,
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but that doesn't make it
any better, you know?
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It's kind of like
when, as a kid,
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you were acting up
in the grocery store,
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and your mom would tell you,
"Oh, I'm going to whip your ass
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when we get home."
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Yeah, you weren't like,
"Oh, sweet.
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I'm glad she told me first.
That has softened the blow."
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Because in some ways,
it almost made it worse, right?
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We got to dread the day,
and now that day is here.
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And honestly,
it's kind of surreal.
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For 50 years, 50 years,
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women in America have
had a constitutional right
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to an abortion,
and now, just like that,
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the Supreme Court has decided
that it's finished.
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And by the way, the Constitution
didn't change, right?
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Nicolas Cage didn't find
a lost passage
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inside of a pyramid somewhere.
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The only thing that changed
is that Donald Trump,
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of all people, managed to
appoint three pro-life justices
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to the Supreme Court.
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Judges who, by the way,
went on and on
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in their confirmation hearings
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about how much they respect
the important precedent
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of Roe versus wade.
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And we all knew they were full
of shit, too, huh?
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'Cause, I mean,
that's the same line you use
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whenever you book an Airbnb.
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"I would never throw a party.
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"Par-Party? Pay-ty?
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"Am-am I even saying that right?
Pah-ty?
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By the way, there's a hot tub
in this house, yeah?"
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(laughter)
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It seems like
the only people on the planet
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who didn't realize
what was happening
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were Joe Manchin
and Susan Collins
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who now say
that they were tricked,
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tricked, I tell you,
by these judges.
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And by the way, why does
Susan Collins never get tricked
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into improving health care
or solving climate change, huh?
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Yeah? She's never like,
"Oh, damn it.
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"I accidentally cancelled
student loan debt.
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Get it together, Susan!"
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(laughter)
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And if the overturning
wasn't bad enough,
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Justice QAnon himself,
Clarence Thomas, wrote
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that he wants the court
to reconsider the right
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to gay marriage,
gay sex and contraception.
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Yeah, imagine that.
This dude is so extreme,
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he's talking
about banning rights
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I didn't even realize
could be banned.
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Just going to be reading
the newspaper like,
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"Justice Thomas wants
to ban the right
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to engage
in nipple play? What?!"
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Like, at some point,
you're not even a judge anymore.
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You're just a cockblock in a
fancy road. That's all you are.
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(applause and cheering)
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You're ganging up
on everybody else.
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(applause and cheering continue)
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And by the way, by the way,
the one ruling
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Clarence Thomas
doesn't want to overturn
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in all the others
that he mentioned
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is the right
to interracial marriage.
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Yeah. Which, uh,
is a coincidence,
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because he happens to be in
an interracial marriage.
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Yeah, I guess, apparently,
if something
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affects Clarence Thomas
personally, he's okay with it.
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Makes me think if we could just
somehow get him impregnated by,
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like, a gay man, all of our
problems would be solved.
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And by the way, that's
just a joke. I know
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there's some right-wing pundit
who's gonna be like,
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"Is Trevor Noah threatening
to sodomize and impregnate
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"a Supreme Court justice?
Is that what he's doing?
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"The-There are people
standing outside his house
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right now with a penis.
Is that what he's doing?"
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No, it's a joke, calm down.
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Now, despite the Supreme Court
ruling to overturn Roe v. Wade,
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that doesn't mean people in
America want abortion outlawed.
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And the reaction--
the reaction to Friday's ruling
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showed just how out of step
the Supreme Court actually is.
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NEWSWOMAN: From Los Angeles
to Cleveland...
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CROWD: Pro-life is a lie!
They don't care if we die!
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NEWSWOMAN:
...and Huntsville, Alabama...
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CROWD: My choice!
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NEWSWOMAN: ...Americans
took to the streets nationwide
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over the weekend.
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NEWSWOMAN 2: The protests
largely peaceful,
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gatherings once again outside
the justices' D.C.-area homes
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Friday and stretching
from coast-to-coast today.
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NEWSMAN: Thousands of
pro-abortion rights activists
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jammed New York City traffic
for hours,
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others blocking
a Los Angeles freeway.
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This decision is an outrage.
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This decision
is absolutely terrifying.
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But more than anything,
it just makes me angry.
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Yeah, that's right.
From New York to New Mexico,
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millions around the country
are furious, and rightfully so.
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Because women in America
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just lost control
over their own bodies.
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Which, I don't care who you are,
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is a horrifying thing
to be faced with.
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I mean, Rudy Giuliani
called the cops
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because someone touched
his back without permission.
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Imagine if someone
forced him to give birth, huh?
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I mean, someone would
have to have sex with him first,
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but you get the point.
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You understand what I'm saying.
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And after half a century
of having that right,
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it's now being taken away.
Which is especially crazy
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when you consider that countries
like Mexico and Ireland
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are moving forward
in the opposite direction.
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You do realize
how weird that is, right?
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Ireland has had
violent conflicts between
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Christians and other Christians,
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and even they are looking
at America like,
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(Irish accent): "Don't you
think you're taking it
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"a wee bit too far
with the Jesus stuff?
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It's a little bit too crazy,
don't you think?"
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(regular accent): So the Supreme
Court is shutting everything
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down. People are rising up in
the streets, and the Democrats--
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well, they responded in a way
that only the Democrats can.
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Democrats are already looking
to November. They have
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fundraising emails going out
in response to this decision.
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They have a new website up.
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi
looked downcast
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when she began
her press conference.
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I am personally overwhelmed
by this decision.
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From time to time,
I quote...
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this poem.
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"I have no other country even
though my land is burning."
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Michigan Congressman Andy Levin
tweeted a photo of himself
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in a yoga pose, saying,
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"In a moment of intense anger,
I turn inward.
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Let us release toxicity."
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I feel like that's
the perfect yoga pose
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for Democratic leadership.
Yeah.
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Very little action,
and your head
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is basically up your own ass.
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Because I don't know
if anybody voted
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for the performative aspect.
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People just want things done.
Right?
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No one cares about kente cloths
or singing on the Capitol steps,
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and especially not poetry.
All right?
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I feel like any moment now,
Chuck Schumer's
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gonna throw in
a fake pregnant belly
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and just take a knee
in the Capitol and be like,
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"We are all pregnant now
and we're standing together."
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Why do Democrats do this?
Why do they do this?
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Not once have I seen
Mitch McConnell come out
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and sing a song about
how overwhelmed he is.
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He just gets things done.
He never comes out like,
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"♪ Oh, nobody knows
the trouble I've seen. ♪"
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No. Every time,
he used his power
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to make a new rule, in fact.
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That presidents
can't appoint judges
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if it's an election year
and they're Black.
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"I didn't make him Black,
that was his dad."
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In fact, watching
the Democrats' response
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and knowing-- knowing that
they had multiple opportunities
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to get ahead of this,
it made me think
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maybe voters should
change things up. You know?
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Maybe you should do
a new thing in America.
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Instead of fundraising emails,
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maybe you should do
fundrewarding emails, right?
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Yeah. Make the Democrats
show you what they've done
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and then you
donate to their cause.
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Instead of them being like,
"Donate, we'll do something,"
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And then they don't.
What are they doing?
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(cheering and applause)
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It's the same reason...
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It's the same reason
I don't pay my barber
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before he does the job.
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Yeah. He'll get his money
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after I see what he does
with my hairline.
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I'm not making
that mistake again.
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(laughter)
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And now, please,
don't get me wrong.
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Don't get me wrong.
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I'm not saying the Democrats
are doing nothing
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in response to this ruling.
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The Biden administration
has said
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that it would fight any attempt
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to restrict access
to abortion pills
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regardless of state laws,
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and they'll protect people
who travel out-of-state
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to get a legal abortion.
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Plus,
the Senate Judiciary Committee
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says that they're gonna hold
a hearing next month
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to explore its options.
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Yeah, so they're coming through
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with both too little
and too late.
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Very nice, very nice.
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The full range.
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(cheering and applause)
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Oh, and-and in case...
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And in case you were wondering
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what Republican lawmakers think
of telling women
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what they should do
with their own bodies,
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well,
they're celebrating the win
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of small government
over the people.
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NEWSMAN: Cheers from
antiabortion rights advocates,
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some celebrating the decision
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they've been working toward
for decades.
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WOMAN:
We are the post-Roe generation!
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(cheering)
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NEWSWOMAN: Over the weekend,
President Trump
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took a victory lap
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on his conservative
court appointments
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at a rally with Republican
House member Mary Miller,
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who made
these controversial comments.
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I want to thank you
for the historic victory
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for white life
in the Supreme Court yesterday.
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(cheering and applause)
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NEWSMAN 2: A Utah
state legislator is under fire
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for her remarks defending
Utah's new abortion ban.
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And my response is
I do trust women enough
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to control when they allow
a man to ejaculate.
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So... Inside of them
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and to control
that intake of semen.
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I...
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I'm sor... I'm sorry.
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Did she say women should control
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their intake of semen?
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H-How?
By-by turning the little tap
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that's on the top of the penis?
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By turning that?
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"Aah! That's enough.
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"I don't want to get
too pregnant. Aah!
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Aah!"
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That other woman with Trump,
that was even worse.
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She literally thanked Trump
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for saving white life.
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And, to be fair, to be fair,
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she later said that she misspoke
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and meant to say
"right to life."
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But, okay, here's the thing.
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Even if she misspoke,
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she still just kept on talking
without fixing it.
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It's like she heard herself
call it a victory for white life
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and thought, "Yeah, that sounds
like something I would say.
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Yeah. Let's stick with that."
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What's even worse
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is that the Trump supporters
applauded her.
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Right? Even if we give her
the benefit of the doubt,
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the reaction from the crowd
is pretty telling, right?
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I mean,
it's-it's one thing for a person
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to accidentally rip a fart
in an elevator,
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but it's way worse
if everyone else in the elevator
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goes...
(sniffs)
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"Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's the good stuff.
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"Yeah, we like that.
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We like that a lot."
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(cheering and applause)
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So, yeah.
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Pro-lifers are feeling
pretty good right now.
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But if you think
that Roe being dead
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is the end of the story
and you think the right wing
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is just gonna take their Bibles
and go home, think again.
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Because they're saying
that this is just the beginning.
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NEWSMAN: Some
emboldened House Republicans
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want to take this
one step further
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by pushing legislation
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to ban abortion at 15 weeks
nationwide.
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Uh, we know that, uh, former
Vice President Mike Pence,
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who wants to run for president,
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supports a nationwide ban
on abortion.
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NEWSWOMAN: Another big question
is over the abortion pill,
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as it's called. Some states may
want to target that medication.
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In the states that ban abortion,
it is illegal
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to get those pills
from a doctor.
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And some states
are trying to go further
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and also ban
receiving the pills by mail
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from a state
where they're legal.
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Yeah. You see,
conservative extremists
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aren't going to stop fighting
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just because
they got Roe overturned.
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They just won a huge victory.
Why would they quit now?
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When a team scores a touchdown,
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they don't
just walk off the field,
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congratulating each other,
you know?
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I mean, the New York Jets do,
but the rest of the teams,
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they keep trying
to run up the score.
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And that's what these people
have their sights set on.
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Because first,
it was no late-term abortions.
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Oh, okay. Fine.
Seems reasonable.
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Then it was no abortion
after 23 weeks.
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Then 15 weeks. Then six.
Now zero.
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What's next?
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What, are they just gonna make
tiny, little handcuffs
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to arrest every sperm
that didn't fertilize an egg?
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Is that what it'll be?
"Now, maybe next time,
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"you'll think twice
before ending up in a sock
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instead of a vagina, huh?"
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And I know, I know
many people around the country
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feel infuriated, depressed
and like there's no hope.
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But there is. There really is.
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First of all,
there are many organizations,
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grassroots organizations,
on the ground
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who have already
been helping women
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who couldn't get an abortion
because they lived
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in some
of these most extreme states.
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So you can donate to them
or you can volunteer.
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And as for the Democrats
in power,
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there is something
you can actually do.
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Yeah. Here, I-I actually
wrote-wrote you a poem.
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"Roses are red,
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"violets are blue,
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"the people voted, so how 'bout
doing your (bleep) job
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"and passing laws
to codify contraception,
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"marriage equality
and all the other rights
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"the Supreme Court has basically
threatened to take away?
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And so are you."
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(cheering and applause)
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All right.
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Time for us
to take a quick break.
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But, before we go,
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let's catch up with our
very own Desi Lydic, everybody!
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(cheering and applause)
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Desi, Desi, I know...
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you know, I know,
normally, we'd come to you
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for-for the weather right now,
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but if you don't want
to talk about that today,
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I totally--
I totally understand.
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Oh, no, no, no, Trevor,
it's okay.
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I'd actually love to do
the weather today.
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(stammers) Are you sure?
We-we really don't have to.
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I know I normally ask for it,
but, this time, I'm-I'm fine.
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No, no, no, no, trust me.
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There is a lot going on
in the weather
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that we need to talk about,
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and that is my choice.
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O-Okay. Well, um...
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All right, well, wh-what's
going on in the weather, Desi?
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Right. Well, uh, Trevor,
let's start off
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in this part of the country
with these red states,
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where you can expect
a real shitstorm.
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We're looking at
widespread power outages,
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as in your pr-- power
to make your own decisions.
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So, ladies, you might want
to stock up on those raincoats
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before Justice Alito
bans them, too.
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And for the men in this region,
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this storm affects you, too.
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Now, I hope you've been
saving up for a rainy day,
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because this one
might last you 18 years--
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longer if you pay for college.
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It was a fun night though.
(chuckling)
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Now let's take a look at what's
happening along the coast,
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particularly in New York
and California,
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where there is a powerful surge
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of desperate people
flooding into your states.
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So blow up those air mattresses
and fill up that gas tank,
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because Tammy from Tulsa's
moving in.
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Now-- and this is important--
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let's take a look
at the nation's capital.
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Here's where you're gonna see
a strong downpour
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of unprecedented shitbaggery.
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We're seeing
three separate natural disasters
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converging to form
what meteorologists like to call
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a what-the-(bleep)-nado.
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Now, first,
let's talk about Congress,
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which is experiencing
a severe drought of leadership.
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Very, very dry conditions.
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Now, over at the White House,
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they've been experiencing
some very high winds.
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Just completely blowing it.
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But the real weather event
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is happening over
at the Supreme Court.
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Now, our storm centers have
been tracking this for years,
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so we knew
this acid rain was coming,
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but that doesn't mean it
still doesn't burn the hell out
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of our twats.
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So, that's the weather.
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Back to you, Trevor.
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(cheering and applause)
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I think, uh...
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Thank-thank you.
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Thank you very much, Desi.
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But, clearly,
that wasn't about the weather.
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-I, uh...
-No, no, it wasn't.
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(bleep) Sam Alito and
anyone else who tells a woman
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what to do with their own body.
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(cheering and applause)
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Desi Lydic, everyone!
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All right, don't go away.
'Cause when we come back,
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Michael Kosta
will tell us what men can do
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about the end of Roe v. Wade.
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You don't want to miss it.
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Desi Lydic, y'all!
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(cheering and applause)
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(applause and cheering)
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Welcome back
to The Daily Show.
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The overturning of
Roe v. Wade is a major attack
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on women's reproductive
rights, but it's not a battle
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that women have
to fight alone.
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We sent Michael Kosta
to find out what men can do.
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KOSTA: A woman's right
to choose is being eroded
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across this country,
and as a man, I've been paying
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very close half attention
to this issue for several weeks.
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NEWSWOMAN: Thousands of people
are standing up
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for a woman's right to choose.
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After nearly 50 years,
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the nation's highest court
overturns Roe v. Wade,
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taking away the constitutional
right to an abortion.
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WOMAN: It's insane that
we're going all the way back
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to the way things were in 1970.
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It is a war on women.
It's... That's what it is.
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KOSTA: To investigate more
into women's
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reproductive rights, I went
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to the obvious choice-- a man.
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Meet Dr. Guarin,
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who trained in family medicine
and obstetrics.
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Let's talk about some
of these anti-abortion laws
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that are popping up.
I mean, right now,
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women that want
to have an abortion have
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to leave the state, like it's
Ted Cruz during an emergency.
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It seems that we either punish,
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criticize
and judge just the women.
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-Mm-hmm.
-And that is an issue because
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men, actually,
were part of the...
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of that reproductive process.
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-It takes two to tango.
-Mm.
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And the men seem to be absent
in this whole discussion.
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-You're right.
-Absolutely.
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And we can protest,
and we can vote,
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-and we can...
-Get a vasectomy.
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And... What did you just say?
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-Get a vasectomy. -Okay, okay,
slow down, slow down.
477
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Isn't that a bit
zero to a hundred?
478
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Can we maybe tickle the balls
before we slice them off?
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We don't slice testicles off.
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-Listen, Michael. For decades,
-Yes.
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-women have carried the burden
of contraception. -Yeah.
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Men, in general, have assumed
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that reproductive decisions
fall on the shoulders of women.
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-Mm. -So getting more
vasectomies, actually,
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is gonna show that we care,
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that we want to participate,
It's not--
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That's not all, but that's
a very good first step.
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Cutting off the balls
is a good first step?
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Do you understand
what a vasectomy is?
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Yeah, it's when you r-remove
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s-- the vasect... in me.
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You actually interrupt
a tiny little tube
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00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:50,430
-called the vas deferens.
-The vas deferens. Yeah,
494
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:53,166
You interrupt that. Exactly.
I know. But k-keep-- continue.
495
00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:54,567
Well, the vas deferens
is a small structure
496
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:57,404
-that comes out of the testicle.
-Out of the testi--
497
00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:58,705
That's where the vas deferens
are. The testicles.
498
00:19:58,805 --> 00:20:00,607
-Please, continue.
-And transports the sperm.
499
00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:03,243
-Sperm. (grunts)
-And put it into the semen
500
00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:05,378
-Yeah.
-so that it comes out
501
00:20:05,478 --> 00:20:08,114
-Right. Right -through
the penis and then you can
502
00:20:08,214 --> 00:20:10,884
-get somebody pregnant.
-Penis. (chuckles)
503
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,887
Do you have to wear
one of those cones?
504
00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,022
-That's what my dog has to do.
-No, you don't.
505
00:20:16,122 --> 00:20:19,693
If I get a vasectomy, how high
will my voice go after that?
506
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,061
It-it will not.
507
00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:22,462
(high-pitched):
I won't be talking, "Hey,
508
00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:24,631
-Dr. G. did my vasectomy."
-No.
509
00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:26,933
Listen, Michael,
it is responsible
510
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:29,569
to do something like that
because you are
511
00:20:29,669 --> 00:20:32,772
being part of the-of the
reproductive decisions.
512
00:20:32,872 --> 00:20:34,974
KOSTA: And Dr. G wasn't
alone in his beliefs
513
00:20:35,075 --> 00:20:38,211
of neutering men to make
the world a better place.
514
00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:40,347
NEWSMAN: About a half million
vasectomies are performed
515
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,349
in the United States
every year.
516
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,553
Doctors say that number
may be increasing in Texas
517
00:20:46,653 --> 00:20:49,856
following the passage
of the state's Heartbeat Act.
518
00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:52,459
KOSTA: That's right.
So far, there's been a 15% surge
519
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:55,161
of vasectomies
motivated by the state law.
520
00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:57,030
Have you
ever had a vasectomy?
521
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,598
Yes, I did my own vasectomy.
522
00:20:58,698 --> 00:21:00,567
-You did it?
-I did it.
523
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,168
Was it like a moment
of extreme horniness
524
00:21:02,268 --> 00:21:04,104
and you had to do it
right then and there?
525
00:21:04,204 --> 00:21:06,906
Listen, the point here
is not I did my vasectomy.
526
00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:08,274
-The point is--
-No, that is the point.
527
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,776
Are there any other
medical procedures
528
00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:12,212
you've performed on
yourself, crazy doctor?
529
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,848
The point is it--
I-- It is so simple
530
00:21:14,948 --> 00:21:18,351
that if the surgeon decides
to do it and is able to do it,
531
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,754
then other men
should have no problem
532
00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:22,088
getting that procedure done.
533
00:21:22,188 --> 00:21:24,357
Okay, what about just
the pull-out method?
534
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,892
The pull-out method
doesn't work?
535
00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:27,227
It doesn't.
536
00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:30,597
Oh, my God.
537
00:21:32,298 --> 00:21:34,000
Oh, my God.
538
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,436
Maybe Dr. G was onto something.
539
00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:38,538
But I wanted to hear
from a regular old joe
540
00:21:38,638 --> 00:21:39,773
who wasn't a doctor,
541
00:21:39,873 --> 00:21:41,708
a completely normal American
542
00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:43,343
who was willing
to get his scrotum touched
543
00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,245
and let me watch.
544
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,646
Why are you getting a vasectomy?
545
00:21:46,746 --> 00:21:48,048
Um, I'm getting one
546
00:21:48,148 --> 00:21:51,418
because my wife
has already went through,
547
00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:52,886
you know, childbirth
548
00:21:52,986 --> 00:21:55,121
and all of those
different hormone changes,
549
00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:56,690
so I just figured
that a vasectomy
550
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:57,924
was something that I could do
551
00:21:58,024 --> 00:22:00,360
to help take some of that burden
off of her.
552
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:02,262
You know, I have a kid.
She's cute.
553
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,663
Two years old.
554
00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:05,598
There are good days, right?
555
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,033
Those are nice, those good days.
556
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,702
And there are bad days.
557
00:22:08,802 --> 00:22:11,137
You know, yesterday,
she wouldn't eat.
558
00:22:11,237 --> 00:22:12,639
So I made her some oatmeal,
559
00:22:12,739 --> 00:22:14,841
and she keeps taking the spoon
and throwing the spoon.
560
00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:16,976
And I would say, "No throw."
And then she'd say, "No throw."
561
00:22:17,077 --> 00:22:18,211
And then
I would pick up the spoon
562
00:22:18,311 --> 00:22:20,013
and give it back to her,
and then she'd throw it.
563
00:22:20,113 --> 00:22:21,681
And now I'm like,
"Okay, so you're not gonna eat."
564
00:22:21,781 --> 00:22:24,217
So then... (sighs) Then
I tried to put pants on her,
565
00:22:24,317 --> 00:22:25,852
but she wouldn't
put her pants on.
566
00:22:25,952 --> 00:22:27,354
If anything,
she ripped off her diaper,
567
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,290
and it's filled with all this,
like, gross urine and poo.
568
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,158
Then she throws the diaper up,
569
00:22:32,258 --> 00:22:34,995
and now the dog is eating
the diaper filled with poo.
570
00:22:35,095 --> 00:22:36,997
And I'm going,
"Do I love my kid?"
571
00:22:37,097 --> 00:22:38,231
I think I love my kid.
572
00:22:38,331 --> 00:22:39,899
You know, I tell her
I love her all the time,
573
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,568
but she never
says anything back.
574
00:22:41,668 --> 00:22:43,937
If anything, she just takes,
takes, takes, you know?
575
00:22:44,037 --> 00:22:45,538
Here I am making all this money,
576
00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:47,941
and she just
is-is throwing her diapers
577
00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,943
and throwing the oatmeal,
and it...
578
00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:55,849
It's (bleep) hard
being a parent, man.
579
00:22:58,084 --> 00:22:59,619
Maybe I should get a vasectomy.
580
00:22:59,719 --> 00:23:00,787
You should look into it.
581
00:23:00,887 --> 00:23:01,888
You're a cool guy.
582
00:23:01,988 --> 00:23:03,256
I think it's cool
you're doing this,
583
00:23:03,356 --> 00:23:06,626
and if people at home, you know,
584
00:23:06,726 --> 00:23:09,295
aren't sure
if Travis is a cool dude,
585
00:23:09,396 --> 00:23:11,564
-his sunglasses are on his head.
-Yeah.
586
00:23:11,665 --> 00:23:13,400
-For an indoor interview.
-Yeah.
587
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:14,634
I mean, if anything,
that communicates
588
00:23:14,734 --> 00:23:16,636
-you're a bad mother(bleep).
-Definitely.
589
00:23:16,736 --> 00:23:18,405
I look forward
to seeing your scrotal sac
590
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,107
and the left
and right vas deferen.
591
00:23:21,207 --> 00:23:23,376
I'm sure Travis
had some great memories
592
00:23:23,476 --> 00:23:24,911
with his uncut vas deferens,
593
00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:28,548
but now it was time
to say goodbye.
594
00:23:28,648 --> 00:23:30,684
♪ ♪
595
00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:39,526
♪ Oh, deez nuts ♪
596
00:23:39,559 --> 00:23:41,861
♪ The pipes, the pipes ♪
597
00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:44,931
♪ They jizz no more ♪
598
00:23:45,031 --> 00:23:48,535
♪ Snip snip hooray ♪
599
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:54,541
♪ Enjoy the carefree sex ♪
600
00:23:54,574 --> 00:23:58,545
♪ If change your mind ♪
601
00:23:58,578 --> 00:24:04,451
♪ It's totally reversible ♪
602
00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:06,987
♪ Sleepless nights ♪
603
00:24:07,087 --> 00:24:08,321
♪ You'll still have them ♪
604
00:24:08,421 --> 00:24:12,025
♪ But it won't be
from unwanted children... ♪
605
00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,994
-We're done.
-What?
606
00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:15,328
-We're done.
-You're done?
607
00:24:15,428 --> 00:24:17,964
I haven't even gotten
to my other verse.
608
00:24:18,064 --> 00:24:19,299
I mean...
609
00:24:19,399 --> 00:24:21,201
That's fast.
610
00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:22,435
All right.
611
00:24:22,569 --> 00:24:25,572
No more Travis seeds
to impregnate women.
612
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,340
That's a hero.
613
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,376
And while getting a vasectomy
is not a solution
614
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,911
in helping women
with their reproductive rights,
615
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:35,015
it is a snip
in the right direction.
616
00:24:35,115 --> 00:24:36,616
-(cheering and applause)
-Thank you so much for that,
617
00:24:36,716 --> 00:24:38,184
Michael Kosta.
All right, when we come back,
618
00:24:38,284 --> 00:24:40,120
Draymond Green
of the Golden State Warriors
619
00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:42,522
will be joining me on the show!
Don't go away.
620
00:24:42,555 --> 00:24:44,591
(cheering and applause)
621
00:24:53,384 --> 00:24:55,419
(applause and cheering)
622
00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,156
Welcome back
to The Daily Show.
623
00:24:59,256 --> 00:25:02,226
My guest tonight is
a four-time NBA champion
624
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:03,794
and a four-time NBA All-Star
625
00:25:03,894 --> 00:25:05,763
who plays
for the Golden State Warriors.
626
00:25:05,863 --> 00:25:08,032
He's here to talk about
his latest championship win,
627
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,701
his hit podcast
and so much more.
628
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,202
Please welcome Draymond Green!
629
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,338
(applause and cheering)
630
00:25:19,276 --> 00:25:21,312
Okay. Thank you.
631
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,453
(Draymond clears throat)
632
00:25:29,553 --> 00:25:31,388
Mr. Draymond Green,
welcome to The Daily Show.
633
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,390
Thanks for having me.
I appreciate it.
634
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,125
Are you kidding? I'm shocked
that you have time
635
00:25:35,225 --> 00:25:39,396
to do anything after winning
your fourth NBA championship.
636
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,599
-(applause and cheering)
-Does it ever get old?
637
00:25:41,699 --> 00:25:45,436
You know, this one feels
different than any other one.
638
00:25:45,536 --> 00:25:46,770
-It's...
-In what way?
639
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:48,772
It's like the ultimate
(bleep) you.
640
00:25:48,872 --> 00:25:51,609
-(laughter)
-It's the best.
641
00:25:51,709 --> 00:25:53,277
Let's talk about it.
Let's jump straight into it.
642
00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:54,912
This is what I love
about you, you know?
643
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,715
There was an era in sports
where, you know,
644
00:25:57,815 --> 00:25:59,750
-people would sort of say what
they mean on the court. -Mm-hmm.
645
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,485
But then, when they would
come off the court,
646
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,953
they'd do an interview.
"What do you think about this?"
647
00:26:03,053 --> 00:26:04,355
They'd be like,
"Oh, it was a good game.
648
00:26:04,488 --> 00:26:05,689
Oh, it was a fun game."
649
00:26:05,789 --> 00:26:07,091
Draymond Green says
what he feels.
650
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,492
Draymond Green says
what he means.
651
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:09,927
The fans love you
because of this.
652
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,929
I love watching the post-game
interviews because of you.
653
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,798
-Thank you. -So let's talk
about that aspect of the game.
654
00:26:14,898 --> 00:26:16,200
You've been honest about it
from the beginning.
655
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:17,901
People wrote your team off.
656
00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:19,570
People said
Golden State was done for.
657
00:26:19,670 --> 00:26:22,172
Does this feel like vindication
in the biggest way?
658
00:26:22,273 --> 00:26:24,675
It does. I felt like people
doubted us more this time
659
00:26:24,775 --> 00:26:27,311
than they did prior to 2015
660
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,646
when we had never won anything.
661
00:26:28,746 --> 00:26:30,547
-Mm-hmm. -And I think
that's ultimately...
662
00:26:30,648 --> 00:26:33,017
You know, everybody's like,
"Oh, why? Why, in the parade,
663
00:26:33,117 --> 00:26:35,719
are y'all saying,
"F" everybody and shut up?"
664
00:26:35,819 --> 00:26:39,056
And that's because the reality
is, they disrespected the work
665
00:26:39,156 --> 00:26:40,524
-we've already done.
-Right.
666
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,327
You know, to disrespect us
as if we aren't champions
667
00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:45,629
and just write us off
like we hadn't done it before.
668
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,731
That's why I said,
"(bleep) you."
669
00:26:47,831 --> 00:26:49,733
-(laughter, applause, cheering)
-So...
670
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:52,469
Can I tell you
what I also like? I...
671
00:26:52,503 --> 00:26:56,073
This is what I like. There's
an element of-of danger
672
00:26:56,173 --> 00:26:57,474
that's been infused
into the team.
673
00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:58,809
'Cause I think you know this.
674
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,945
The Golden State Warriors
are an amazing team.
675
00:27:01,045 --> 00:27:03,147
But you guys have, like,
a bit of a, like-like, a,
676
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,682
like, a Christian youth group
vibe about you.
677
00:27:04,782 --> 00:27:06,750
Do you know what I mean?
No, I mean, especially, like,
678
00:27:06,850 --> 00:27:08,552
Klay and Steph and, like,
you're the bad boy of the group.
679
00:27:08,652 --> 00:27:10,020
But, like, Klay and Steph,
it's very much like,
680
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,623
"I'll see you guys on Sunday."
It's like a nice thing.
681
00:27:12,723 --> 00:27:14,658
And I think there was
this attitude in the league
682
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,126
where people were like,
"Man, they're the nice guys.
683
00:27:16,226 --> 00:27:18,062
You can say anything about them,
they won't do anything."
684
00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:20,364
I saw you in one of
the post-post match interviews
685
00:27:20,497 --> 00:27:21,765
where you said-- they said,
"What do you think happened?"
686
00:27:21,865 --> 00:27:24,068
You said, "I thought I was
too soft in that game."
687
00:27:24,168 --> 00:27:26,804
You changed everything after
that. How do you maintain
688
00:27:26,904 --> 00:27:29,173
being good players,
being good people,
689
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,075
but still bringing
enough hardness to the game
690
00:27:31,175 --> 00:27:32,810
while playing--
while still playing clean?
691
00:27:32,910 --> 00:27:36,380
Well, I think, ultimately,
uh, you follow your leader.
692
00:27:36,513 --> 00:27:39,516
And so when you call
us a-a youth church group,
693
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:42,119
that's Steph Curry to the T.
Like-- I mean--
694
00:27:42,219 --> 00:27:44,388
That's who he is. He may as well
go run the ministry.
695
00:27:44,521 --> 00:27:47,424
But, now, Klay,
I think, everybody
696
00:27:47,524 --> 00:27:49,893
kind of has misunder--
Klay misunderstood.
697
00:27:49,994 --> 00:27:51,061
Yeah? In what way?
698
00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:53,097
-Klay's a little wild. Like--
-Okay.
699
00:27:53,197 --> 00:27:54,898
Klay will go off the rail
a little bit.
700
00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:57,601
Is this pre-injury Klay
or post injury? Has he changed
701
00:27:57,701 --> 00:27:58,902
-since being injured?
-He's a little more tame
702
00:27:59,003 --> 00:28:00,471
-after the injury. He was wilder
-Oh, wow. Okay.
703
00:28:00,537 --> 00:28:04,174
before the injury.
But I think, you know, um,
704
00:28:04,275 --> 00:28:06,677
there's kind of this
misconception--
705
00:28:06,777 --> 00:28:09,480
-don't take this as disrespect--
-Yeah, yeah, no.
706
00:28:09,546 --> 00:28:11,015
-there's, like, light-skinned
guys. Like... -Oh.
707
00:28:11,115 --> 00:28:13,250
-Oh, that's-that's funny that
you said that to me. -No.
708
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:15,753
-No, no disrespect.
No disrespect. -I like that
709
00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:19,023
you were like,
"Now, don't get hurt, Trevor."
710
00:28:19,123 --> 00:28:20,491
You were like,
"You know, light-skinned guys
711
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:21,859
are really some--"
I'm like, "Hmm? Wait, Draymond,
712
00:28:21,959 --> 00:28:24,295
you can't say that to me
on my show, man!"
713
00:28:24,395 --> 00:28:26,297
No, but, there's, like,
this misconception of-of--
714
00:28:26,397 --> 00:28:29,533
-Oh, okay. -of light-skinned
guys being soft.
715
00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:32,102
-Huh.
-And I always--
716
00:28:32,202 --> 00:28:34,505
But-but, like, you just saying
that-- -I am soft, by the way.
717
00:28:34,605 --> 00:28:36,373
-But yeah. But--
-No. But--
718
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,575
Like you just said,
I was the soft one.
719
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:41,178
Like, we saw, game one,
Steph Curry was great.
720
00:28:41,278 --> 00:28:43,047
-Yes, yes.
-Like, I was the soft one.
721
00:28:43,147 --> 00:28:44,815
So I think, you know,
it may be time
722
00:28:44,915 --> 00:28:47,818
-to change the misconception.
-Okay. Okay.
723
00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:49,520
You-you got-you got
four championships.
724
00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:52,189
You know, it feels like
each championship has a story.
725
00:28:52,289 --> 00:28:54,258
You know, the first time
is "Who is this team?
726
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,694
What are they doing?
Steve Kerr-- this whole mix."
727
00:28:56,794 --> 00:29:00,064
I would argue that your team
has almost reshaped basketball.
728
00:29:00,164 --> 00:29:02,633
You know, the way teams play,
the way you move the ball,
729
00:29:02,733 --> 00:29:04,368
where people shoot from,
how you defend it--
730
00:29:04,468 --> 00:29:05,936
all of that has changed
because of Golden State.
731
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,705
-Absolutely.
-Like, wh...
732
00:29:07,805 --> 00:29:09,273
When you look
at your fourth championship,
733
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,508
how do you motivate yourself
to do even more now?
734
00:29:11,609 --> 00:29:12,743
'Cause most would go, "I've won.
735
00:29:12,843 --> 00:29:14,845
What-what else do I have
to push myself on?"
736
00:29:14,945 --> 00:29:17,848
W-Well, LeBron has four,
737
00:29:17,948 --> 00:29:19,383
and if-if I get five,
738
00:29:19,483 --> 00:29:21,085
-I'm the greatest ever, right?
-Ah!
739
00:29:21,185 --> 00:29:23,220
-(Noah laughing)
-(cheering and applause)
740
00:29:24,188 --> 00:29:26,890
-Oh! Oh!
-(laughs)
741
00:29:26,991 --> 00:29:28,859
No, but honestly,
742
00:29:28,959 --> 00:29:30,594
like, like,
that's the challenge.
743
00:29:30,694 --> 00:29:31,762
Like, can you do it again?
744
00:29:31,862 --> 00:29:33,063
-Yeah.
-Like, the moment we finished,
745
00:29:33,163 --> 00:29:34,598
I'm standing up on the podium,
746
00:29:34,698 --> 00:29:36,166
and I'm like,
"This-this is crazy.
747
00:29:36,267 --> 00:29:37,501
"Like, it's wild.
748
00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:38,869
How do we get back here?"
749
00:29:38,969 --> 00:29:40,804
-I like that.
-Yo, it's-it's feeling...
750
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,173
Like, my biggest fear
when we won the first one
751
00:29:43,274 --> 00:29:45,042
was that this feeling
is so great,
752
00:29:45,142 --> 00:29:47,311
I'll never feel this again
in my life.
753
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,380
-Wow. -And, so, you're
just chasing that feeling again.
754
00:29:49,513 --> 00:29:53,050
And-and, quite frankly,
like I said before the season,
755
00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:56,020
nobody has proven
that they can beat us.
756
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,755
-They still haven't.
-Mm! Mm!
757
00:29:57,855 --> 00:29:59,456
So, you're going
into another season.
758
00:29:59,523 --> 00:30:00,991
The team is looking good.
759
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:02,559
The spirit in...
just in the city.
760
00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:03,694
Like, if you're in Oakland,
761
00:30:03,794 --> 00:30:05,129
you know,
even around San Francisco,
762
00:30:05,229 --> 00:30:07,298
you can feel there's a pride
in and around the team.
763
00:30:07,464 --> 00:30:09,800
I-I feel a change in you,
as well,
764
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:12,002
in that, you know,
th-there were some moments
765
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,904
where it felt... it felt
like Draymond Green was angry.
766
00:30:14,004 --> 00:30:15,639
People weren't giving you
the respect that you deserved.
767
00:30:15,739 --> 00:30:18,475
Now it seems like you play
with the anger,
768
00:30:18,575 --> 00:30:20,945
but you have, like, a...
you have, like, a different swag
769
00:30:21,045 --> 00:30:24,281
to you as a person now.
You laugh at-at people's doubts.
770
00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:25,849
You know,
you-you enjoy those moments.
771
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,184
On your podcast, for instance,
772
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,986
you-you put it all out there.
773
00:30:29,086 --> 00:30:30,321
What do you think changed
in your life?
774
00:30:30,487 --> 00:30:34,158
I think, "A," um,
having the fiancée that I have.
775
00:30:34,258 --> 00:30:36,527
Uh, she's incredible.
She's changed me.
776
00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:37,661
-(applause)
-And...
777
00:30:37,761 --> 00:30:39,229
NOAH:
I love that.
778
00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:42,266
Thank you.
And-and also my children.
779
00:30:42,366 --> 00:30:43,934
Um, they've changed me.
780
00:30:44,034 --> 00:30:46,570
And-and, like,
my mom constantly reminds me,
781
00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,806
"Hey, the baby's watching you.
Like, make sure
782
00:30:48,906 --> 00:30:50,341
-you're on your best behavior."
-Oh, I like that.
783
00:30:50,507 --> 00:30:51,508
"The babies are watching you."
784
00:30:51,575 --> 00:30:53,577
And, so,
I think that's changed me,
785
00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:55,846
and-and it's helped me
channel it a lot.
786
00:30:55,946 --> 00:30:57,881
Now, another thing
that's helped me
787
00:30:57,982 --> 00:30:59,817
is when you have that fire
788
00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:01,619
and that chip
as a second-round pick,
789
00:31:01,719 --> 00:31:03,854
-everybody loves it. It's great.
-Mm-hmm.
790
00:31:03,954 --> 00:31:06,090
But when you carry
that same chip
791
00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:08,993
as a four-time all-star,
as a four-time champion,
792
00:31:09,093 --> 00:31:10,461
it's then distasteful
793
00:31:10,561 --> 00:31:12,196
because you're not
the underdog anymore.
794
00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:14,365
-That's interesting.
-And, so, what I realized
795
00:31:14,465 --> 00:31:17,568
was that I was carrying
that same chip
796
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:19,870
that allowed me to remember
the 34 guys
797
00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:22,673
that was drafted before me
into year five and six.
798
00:31:22,773 --> 00:31:24,074
And people are starting
to look at it like,
799
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,477
"Man, that's-that's nasty.
That's distasteful."
800
00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:29,079
And I knew
that I wanted to change that.
801
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,915
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -I don't want
the perception of me
802
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:34,184
to be a-a bad taste
in someone's mouth.
803
00:31:34,285 --> 00:31:35,486
I hear what you're saying.
You weren't trying to be
804
00:31:35,586 --> 00:31:36,954
the villain. You were
just trying to be somebody
805
00:31:37,054 --> 00:31:39,223
who's driven, and it changes
w-with your position of power.
806
00:31:39,323 --> 00:31:40,991
I-I hear you.
Before I let you go,
807
00:31:41,091 --> 00:31:42,860
there's one thing
I've-I've always wanted to know
808
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,361
about that element of the game,
809
00:31:44,495 --> 00:31:45,396
with the players and the teams
810
00:31:45,496 --> 00:31:47,131
and-and the fans
and all of that,
811
00:31:47,231 --> 00:31:49,266
is you have this camaraderie,
812
00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:50,534
you guys have this drive,
813
00:31:50,634 --> 00:31:52,236
you-you have this-this world
814
00:31:52,336 --> 00:31:54,305
that we don't know about
as the fans.
815
00:31:54,438 --> 00:31:57,641
And when the fans are cussing
you guys out from the sides,
816
00:31:57,741 --> 00:32:00,244
on the one hand, fans are there
to throw you off your game.
817
00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:02,179
-Mm-hmm. -They want to say
whatever to-to get at you,
818
00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:03,480
and that's part
of being there live.
819
00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:04,815
On the other hand,
you're human beings.
820
00:32:04,915 --> 00:32:07,618
You have families.
You know, you-you have emotions.
821
00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:09,119
H-How do you think
we find that balance
822
00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,188
between what fans
can say at a game
823
00:32:11,288 --> 00:32:12,890
and-and what you should
or shouldn't respond to
824
00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:14,124
as an athlete?
825
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:15,793
Well, I used to feel like
fans should be stopped
826
00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:18,963
-from saying some of the things
that they say. -Uh-huh.
827
00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:20,965
(clears throat) Then
Commissioner Silver comes out
828
00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:22,900
and say, "Hey, man,
those Boston fans are great,"
829
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,802
as they're saying,
"(bleep) you, Draymond."
830
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:27,137
So I'm like, "All right..."
831
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,839
Commissioner's
the best commissioner--
832
00:32:28,939 --> 00:32:30,541
Like I said on my tweet,
833
00:32:30,641 --> 00:32:33,577
he's probably one
of the best CEOs in America,
834
00:32:33,677 --> 00:32:35,579
let alone commissioner
of a sports league.
835
00:32:35,679 --> 00:32:37,681
But he's like,
"Oh, that's great."
836
00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:40,084
So my response to that is,
"Great. Cool.
837
00:32:40,184 --> 00:32:41,852
Can I turn and yell,
'(bleep) them'?"
838
00:32:41,952 --> 00:32:45,222
-(laughs) -Because,
because if I-- if I can,
839
00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:47,992
-then no problem. Let them yell
what they want to yell... -Okay.
840
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:51,095
...I yell what I want to yell,
and I continue down the court.
841
00:32:51,195 --> 00:32:53,430
And so I think
the thing for me is, like,
842
00:32:53,464 --> 00:32:56,033
some-- at-at some point,
843
00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:58,836
you're kind of...
allowing them to do this
844
00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:00,671
-and-and encouraging it,
in a way. -Yes.
845
00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:03,507
Because they know,
"If I yell that to Draymond
846
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,576
"and he says that back to me,
847
00:33:05,676 --> 00:33:07,444
"he's getting fined $25,000.
848
00:33:07,544 --> 00:33:09,179
-He's getting fined $50,000."
-Mm.
849
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,915
So what I'll say to Commish is,
"No problem.
850
00:33:12,016 --> 00:33:14,084
"That was fun.
Let them do their thing.
851
00:33:14,184 --> 00:33:16,587
But let me do my thing
and don't hit my pocket book."
852
00:33:16,687 --> 00:33:18,555
-(laughing)
-(cheering and applause)
853
00:33:18,656 --> 00:33:20,357
Yo, man,
I could talk to you forever,
854
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,259
-but that's what
the podcast is for. -(chuckles)
855
00:33:22,359 --> 00:33:23,928
Be sure to check out
his podcast,
856
00:33:24,028 --> 00:33:25,796
The Draymond Green Show!
857
00:33:25,896 --> 00:33:28,565
And The Sessions: Draymond Green
is now available on Prime Video.
858
00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:30,134
We're gonna take a quick break,
but we'll be right back
859
00:33:30,234 --> 00:33:32,469
after this.
Thank you so much, man.
860
00:33:32,503 --> 00:33:34,538
(cheering and applause)
861
00:33:39,378 --> 00:33:41,413
(cheering and applause)
862
00:33:45,017 --> 00:33:46,318
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
863
00:33:46,418 --> 00:33:47,953
But, before we go,
864
00:33:48,053 --> 00:33:49,955
if you or someone you know
865
00:33:50,055 --> 00:33:52,324
needs help accessing
abortion care,
866
00:33:52,424 --> 00:33:54,593
go to AbortionFinder.org
867
00:33:54,693 --> 00:33:56,595
or call
the National Abortion Hotline
868
00:33:56,695 --> 00:33:59,932
at 1-800-772-9100.
869
00:34:00,032 --> 00:34:01,667
You still have options.
870
00:34:01,767 --> 00:34:04,569
Until next time, stay safe
out there and remember,
871
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:08,840
if you have the House,
the Senate, and the presidency,
872
00:34:08,941 --> 00:34:11,009
well, there's probably nothing
you can do.
873
00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:13,545
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
874
00:34:16,081 --> 00:34:19,117
We will make sure
that when a kid is in the womb,
875
00:34:19,217 --> 00:34:21,753
they're as safe as they are
in a classroom.