1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:03,570 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,508 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show! 3 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:11,044 Tonight-- the court ends abortion, 4 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,881 Democrats are somehow surprised, 5 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,683 and Draymond Green! 6 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:21,588 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:25,259 (applause and cheering) 8 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,404 Welcome, everybody. Welcome to The Daily Show. 9 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:39,940 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 10 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,842 Thank you for coming out in person. 11 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:44,711 Every single one of you, thank you so much. Thank you so much. 12 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:47,147 Thank you so much. Welcome. Take a seat, everybody. 13 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:50,517 Let's do this. We have got a big show for you tonight. 14 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,085 We're going to talk about the only thing 15 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,987 that anyone is talking about-- Roe v. Wade, 16 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,556 which has been overturned. 17 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,024 We're talking about how it happened, 18 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,226 what it means for you and what can still be done. 19 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:01,628 And then, on a lighter note, our guest tonight, 20 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,064 fresh off of his fourth NBA championship 21 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:05,465 with the Golden State Warriors, 22 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,501 Draymond Green is joining us on the show, everyone. 23 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:08,702 -(applause and cheering) -That's gonna be a ton of fun. 24 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,204 So let's do this, people. 25 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,739 Just let's jump straight into the big news of the day. 26 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,075 -♪ ♪ -(applause and cheering) 27 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,915 Okay, let's get right into it. 28 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,617 For the past few decades, 29 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,186 conservatives in America have been chipping away 30 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:28,088 at women's reproductive rights. 31 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:31,758 And a few days ago, they put the final nail in the coffin. 32 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,427 Tonight, the landmark ruling-- 33 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,363 the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, 34 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:39,333 taking away the constitutional right to abortion. 35 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,201 The historic five-four decision 36 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:44,538 overturning nearly 50 years of abortion rights, 37 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,708 leaving the matter up to states now to decide. 38 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,911 NEWSMAN 2: The ruling does not make abortion illegal, 39 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,846 but it's no longer a constitutional right, 40 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,115 so that leaves the issue up to each state. 41 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,117 NEWSMAN 3: It's likely to become illegal soon 42 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,752 in about half the nation. 43 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:01,655 Some states have already banned it as of tonight. 44 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,557 The rest of the banned states are likely to follow 45 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,058 in the coming weeks. 46 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,628 That's right. The Supreme Court has officially 47 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:10,063 overturned Roe v. Wade. 48 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,099 And, look, I know we expected it 49 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:14,434 because the decision was leaked back in May, 50 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,271 but that doesn't make it any better, you know? 51 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,705 It's kind of like when, as a kid, 52 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,274 you were acting up in the grocery store, 53 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,075 and your mom would tell you, "Oh, I'm going to whip your ass 54 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,510 when we get home." 55 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,078 Yeah, you weren't like, "Oh, sweet. 56 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:28,215 I'm glad she told me first. That has softened the blow." 57 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,918 Because in some ways, it almost made it worse, right? 58 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,820 We got to dread the day, and now that day is here. 59 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,290 And honestly, it's kind of surreal. 60 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,792 For 50 years, 50 years, 61 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,795 women in America have had a constitutional right 62 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,264 to an abortion, and now, just like that, 63 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:46,767 the Supreme Court has decided that it's finished. 64 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,636 And by the way, the Constitution didn't change, right? 65 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:52,105 Nicolas Cage didn't find a lost passage 66 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,408 inside of a pyramid somewhere. 67 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,476 The only thing that changed is that Donald Trump, 68 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,379 of all people, managed to appoint three pro-life justices 69 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,914 to the Supreme Court. 70 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,783 Judges who, by the way, went on and on 71 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,451 in their confirmation hearings 72 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,487 about how much they respect the important precedent 73 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,923 of Roe versus wade. 74 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,659 And we all knew they were full of shit, too, huh? 75 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,561 'Cause, I mean, that's the same line you use 76 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,063 whenever you book an Airbnb. 77 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,198 "I would never throw a party. 78 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,567 "Par-Party? Pay-ty? 79 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,403 "Am-am I even saying that right? Pah-ty? 80 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,405 By the way, there's a hot tub in this house, yeah?" 81 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,407 (laughter) 82 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,142 It seems like the only people on the planet 83 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,577 who didn't realize what was happening 84 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,412 were Joe Manchin and Susan Collins 85 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,581 who now say that they were tricked, 86 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,317 tricked, I tell you, by these judges. 87 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,586 And by the way, why does Susan Collins never get tricked 88 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,855 into improving health care or solving climate change, huh? 89 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,690 Yeah? She's never like, "Oh, damn it. 90 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,726 "I accidentally cancelled student loan debt. 91 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,728 Get it together, Susan!" 92 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,930 (laughter) 93 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:51,665 And if the overturning wasn't bad enough, 94 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,601 Justice QAnon himself, Clarence Thomas, wrote 95 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:58,472 that he wants the court to reconsider the right 96 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:02,576 to gay marriage, gay sex and contraception. 97 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,045 Yeah, imagine that. This dude is so extreme, 98 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,580 he's talking about banning rights 99 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,081 I didn't even realize could be banned. 100 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:10,317 Just going to be reading the newspaper like, 101 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,352 "Justice Thomas wants to ban the right 102 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,555 to engage in nipple play? What?!" 103 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,723 Like, at some point, you're not even a judge anymore. 104 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,959 You're just a cockblock in a fancy road. That's all you are. 105 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,961 (applause and cheering) 106 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,963 You're ganging up on everybody else. 107 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:25,065 (applause and cheering continue) 108 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,368 And by the way, by the way, the one ruling 109 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,404 Clarence Thomas doesn't want to overturn 110 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:32,072 in all the others that he mentioned 111 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,774 is the right to interracial marriage. 112 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,109 Yeah. Which, uh, is a coincidence, 113 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:39,146 because he happens to be in an interracial marriage. 114 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:40,614 Yeah, I guess, apparently, if something 115 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,783 affects Clarence Thomas personally, he's okay with it. 116 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,853 Makes me think if we could just somehow get him impregnated by, 117 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,256 like, a gay man, all of our problems would be solved. 118 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,091 And by the way, that's just a joke. I know 119 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,492 there's some right-wing pundit who's gonna be like, 120 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,994 "Is Trevor Noah threatening to sodomize and impregnate 121 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,929 "a Supreme Court justice? Is that what he's doing? 122 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,798 "The-There are people standing outside his house 123 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,266 right now with a penis. Is that what he's doing?" 124 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,335 No, it's a joke, calm down. 125 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,206 Now, despite the Supreme Court ruling to overturn Roe v. Wade, 126 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,710 that doesn't mean people in America want abortion outlawed. 127 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,045 And the reaction-- the reaction to Friday's ruling 128 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:16,116 showed just how out of step the Supreme Court actually is. 129 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,752 NEWSWOMAN: From Los Angeles to Cleveland... 130 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:22,155 CROWD: Pro-life is a lie! They don't care if we die! 131 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:24,057 NEWSWOMAN: ...and Huntsville, Alabama... 132 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,726 CROWD: My choice! 133 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,861 NEWSWOMAN: ...Americans took to the streets nationwide 134 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,129 over the weekend. 135 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,098 NEWSWOMAN 2: The protests largely peaceful, 136 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:34,067 gatherings once again outside the justices' D.C.-area homes 137 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,171 Friday and stretching from coast-to-coast today. 138 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:39,339 NEWSMAN: Thousands of pro-abortion rights activists 139 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,909 jammed New York City traffic for hours, 140 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,244 others blocking a Los Angeles freeway. 141 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,880 This decision is an outrage. 142 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,149 This decision is absolutely terrifying. 143 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,451 But more than anything, it just makes me angry. 144 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,921 Yeah, that's right. From New York to New Mexico, 145 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:58,091 millions around the country are furious, and rightfully so. 146 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,826 Because women in America 147 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:03,697 just lost control over their own bodies. 148 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:04,898 Which, I don't care who you are, 149 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,668 is a horrifying thing to be faced with. 150 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,336 I mean, Rudy Giuliani called the cops 151 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:12,339 because someone touched his back without permission. 152 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,375 Imagine if someone forced him to give birth, huh? 153 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,877 I mean, someone would have to have sex with him first, 154 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,847 but you get the point. 155 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:24,051 You understand what I'm saying. 156 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,687 And after half a century of having that right, 157 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:30,357 it's now being taken away. Which is especially crazy 158 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:33,961 when you consider that countries like Mexico and Ireland 159 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:37,264 are moving forward in the opposite direction. 160 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,299 You do realize how weird that is, right? 161 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,168 Ireland has had violent conflicts between 162 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,136 Christians and other Christians, 163 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,738 and even they are looking at America like, 164 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:45,973 (Irish accent): "Don't you think you're taking it 165 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,108 "a wee bit too far with the Jesus stuff? 166 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,177 It's a little bit too crazy, don't you think?" 167 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,579 (regular accent): So the Supreme Court is shutting everything 168 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:55,182 down. People are rising up in the streets, and the Democrats-- 169 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:58,752 well, they responded in a way that only the Democrats can. 170 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,121 Democrats are already looking to November. They have 171 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:04,625 fundraising emails going out in response to this decision. 172 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,393 They have a new website up. 173 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,629 Speaker Nancy Pelosi looked downcast 174 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,098 when she began her press conference. 175 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:14,735 I am personally overwhelmed by this decision. 176 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:18,405 From time to time, I quote... 177 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:19,940 this poem. 178 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,076 "I have no other country even though my land is burning." 179 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:25,746 Michigan Congressman Andy Levin tweeted a photo of himself 180 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,215 in a yoga pose, saying, 181 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:31,218 "In a moment of intense anger, I turn inward. 182 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,720 Let us release toxicity." 183 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,895 I feel like that's the perfect yoga pose 184 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,364 for Democratic leadership. Yeah. 185 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,133 Very little action, and your head 186 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,168 is basically up your own ass. 187 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,971 Because I don't know if anybody voted 188 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,906 for the performative aspect. 189 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,742 People just want things done. Right? 190 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:59,646 No one cares about kente cloths or singing on the Capitol steps, 191 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,583 and especially not poetry. All right? 192 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,318 I feel like any moment now, Chuck Schumer's 193 00:08:04,418 --> 00:08:05,919 gonna throw in a fake pregnant belly 194 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,654 and just take a knee in the Capitol and be like, 195 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:11,258 "We are all pregnant now and we're standing together." 196 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:15,028 Why do Democrats do this? Why do they do this? 197 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,763 Not once have I seen Mitch McConnell come out 198 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:19,499 and sing a song about how overwhelmed he is. 199 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,502 He just gets things done. He never comes out like, 200 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:25,305 "♪ Oh, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. ♪" 201 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:29,443 No. Every time, he used his power 202 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,512 to make a new rule, in fact. 203 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,713 That presidents can't appoint judges 204 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,848 if it's an election year and they're Black. 205 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,918 "I didn't make him Black, that was his dad." 206 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,254 In fact, watching the Democrats' response 207 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,456 and knowing-- knowing that they had multiple opportunities 208 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,892 to get ahead of this, it made me think 209 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,827 maybe voters should change things up. You know? 210 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,061 Maybe you should do a new thing in America. 211 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,130 Instead of fundraising emails, 212 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,332 maybe you should do fundrewarding emails, right? 213 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:55,235 Yeah. Make the Democrats show you what they've done 214 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,904 and then you donate to their cause. 215 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,705 Instead of them being like, "Donate, we'll do something," 216 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,808 And then they don't. What are they doing? 217 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,810 (cheering and applause) 218 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,346 It's the same reason... 219 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,282 It's the same reason I don't pay my barber 220 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,050 before he does the job. 221 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,451 Yeah. He'll get his money 222 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,153 after I see what he does with my hairline. 223 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,022 I'm not making that mistake again. 224 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,590 (laughter) 225 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,759 And now, please, don't get me wrong. 226 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,060 Don't get me wrong. 227 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,529 I'm not saying the Democrats are doing nothing 228 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:23,830 in response to this ruling. 229 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,399 The Biden administration has said 230 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,834 that it would fight any attempt 231 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,502 to restrict access to abortion pills 232 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:29,903 regardless of state laws, 233 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,339 and they'll protect people who travel out-of-state 234 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,507 to get a legal abortion. 235 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,543 Plus, the Senate Judiciary Committee 236 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,546 says that they're gonna hold a hearing next month 237 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,715 to explore its options. 238 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,350 Yeah. 239 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,052 Yeah, so they're coming through 240 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,920 with both too little and too late. 241 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,455 Very nice, very nice. 242 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,957 The full range. 243 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,959 (cheering and applause) 244 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,727 Oh, and-and in case... 245 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,195 And in case you were wondering 246 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,531 what Republican lawmakers think of telling women 247 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,333 what they should do with their own bodies, 248 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,668 well, they're celebrating the win 249 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,404 of small government over the people. 250 00:10:04,505 --> 00:10:06,874 NEWSMAN: Cheers from antiabortion rights advocates, 251 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,342 some celebrating the decision 252 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,544 they've been working toward for decades. 253 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,880 WOMAN: We are the post-Roe generation! 254 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,448 (cheering) 255 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:15,816 NEWSWOMAN: Over the weekend, President Trump 256 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,084 took a victory lap 257 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,852 on his conservative court appointments 258 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,622 at a rally with Republican House member Mary Miller, 259 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,324 who made these controversial comments. 260 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:28,095 I want to thank you for the historic victory 261 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,498 for white life in the Supreme Court yesterday. 262 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,467 (cheering and applause) 263 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,435 NEWSMAN 2: A Utah state legislator is under fire 264 00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:38,472 for her remarks defending Utah's new abortion ban. 265 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,774 And my response is I do trust women enough 266 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,577 to control when they allow a man to ejaculate. 267 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,145 So... Inside of them 268 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,081 and to control that intake of semen. 269 00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:50,083 I... 270 00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:51,318 I'm sor... I'm sorry. 271 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,921 Did she say women should control 272 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,723 their intake of semen? 273 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,393 H-How? By-by turning the little tap 274 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,094 that's on the top of the penis? 275 00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:02,896 By turning that? 276 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,131 "Aah! That's enough. 277 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,899 "I don't want to get too pregnant. Aah! 278 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,335 Aah!" 279 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,938 That other woman with Trump, that was even worse. 280 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,140 She literally thanked Trump 281 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,709 for saving white life. 282 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,445 And, to be fair, to be fair, 283 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,480 she later said that she misspoke 284 00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:23,917 and meant to say "right to life." 285 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,086 But, okay, here's the thing. 286 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,288 Even if she misspoke, 287 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,124 she still just kept on talking without fixing it. 288 00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:34,094 It's like she heard herself call it a victory for white life 289 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,697 and thought, "Yeah, that sounds like something I would say. 290 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,498 Yeah. Let's stick with that." 291 00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:39,766 What's even worse 292 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,401 is that the Trump supporters applauded her. 293 00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:43,537 Right? Even if we give her the benefit of the doubt, 294 00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:46,940 the reaction from the crowd is pretty telling, right? 295 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,342 I mean, it's-it's one thing for a person 296 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:51,211 to accidentally rip a fart in an elevator, 297 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,114 but it's way worse if everyone else in the elevator 298 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,282 goes... (sniffs) 299 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,451 "Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the good stuff. 300 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,919 "Yeah, we like that. 301 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,420 We like that a lot." 302 00:12:00,521 --> 00:12:03,056 (cheering and applause) 303 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,525 So, yeah. 304 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,461 Pro-lifers are feeling pretty good right now. 305 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,531 But if you think that Roe being dead 306 00:12:10,631 --> 00:12:13,300 is the end of the story and you think the right wing 307 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,769 is just gonna take their Bibles and go home, think again. 308 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:19,072 Because they're saying that this is just the beginning. 309 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,908 NEWSMAN: Some emboldened House Republicans 310 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,976 want to take this one step further 311 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,545 by pushing legislation 312 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:27,781 to ban abortion at 15 weeks nationwide. 313 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,350 Uh, we know that, uh, former Vice President Mike Pence, 314 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,652 who wants to run for president, 315 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,121 supports a nationwide ban on abortion. 316 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,590 NEWSWOMAN: Another big question is over the abortion pill, 317 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:40,093 as it's called. Some states may want to target that medication. 318 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,362 In the states that ban abortion, it is illegal 319 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,198 to get those pills from a doctor. 320 00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:46,300 And some states are trying to go further 321 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,102 and also ban receiving the pills by mail 322 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,804 from a state where they're legal. 323 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,840 Yeah. You see, conservative extremists 324 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,107 aren't going to stop fighting 325 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,109 just because they got Roe overturned. 326 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,112 They just won a huge victory. Why would they quit now? 327 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,547 When a team scores a touchdown, 328 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,849 they don't just walk off the field, 329 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,350 congratulating each other, you know? 330 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,485 I mean, the New York Jets do, but the rest of the teams, 331 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,055 they keep trying to run up the score. 332 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:11,058 And that's what these people have their sights set on. 333 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,061 Because first, it was no late-term abortions. 334 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,796 Oh, okay. Fine. Seems reasonable. 335 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,232 Then it was no abortion after 23 weeks. 336 00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:20,868 Then 15 weeks. Then six. Now zero. 337 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,302 What's next? 338 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,137 What, are they just gonna make tiny, little handcuffs 339 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,540 to arrest every sperm that didn't fertilize an egg? 340 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,075 Is that what it'll be? "Now, maybe next time, 341 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,943 "you'll think twice before ending up in a sock 342 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,079 instead of a vagina, huh?" 343 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,416 And I know, I know many people around the country 344 00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:39,286 feel infuriated, depressed and like there's no hope. 345 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,088 But there is. There really is. 346 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,090 First of all, there are many organizations, 347 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,259 grassroots organizations, on the ground 348 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:47,394 who have already been helping women 349 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,396 who couldn't get an abortion because they lived 350 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,298 in some of these most extreme states. 351 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,400 So you can donate to them or you can volunteer. 352 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,869 And as for the Democrats in power, 353 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,772 there is something you can actually do. 354 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,376 Yeah. Here, I-I actually wrote-wrote you a poem. 355 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,612 "Roses are red, 356 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,181 "violets are blue, 357 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,249 "the people voted, so how 'bout doing your (bleep) job 358 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,884 "and passing laws to codify contraception, 359 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,286 "marriage equality and all the other rights 360 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:14,254 "the Supreme Court has basically threatened to take away? 361 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,489 And so are you." 362 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:17,624 (cheering and applause) 363 00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:20,827 All right. 364 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,396 Time for us to take a quick break. 365 00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:24,731 But, before we go, 366 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,467 let's catch up with our very own Desi Lydic, everybody! 367 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,603 (cheering and applause) 368 00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:34,107 Desi, Desi, I know... 369 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,776 you know, I know, normally, we'd come to you 370 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,177 for-for the weather right now, 371 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,478 but if you don't want to talk about that today, 372 00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:39,913 I totally-- I totally understand. 373 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,748 Oh, no, no, no, Trevor, it's okay. 374 00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,550 I'd actually love to do the weather today. 375 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,652 (stammers) Are you sure? We-we really don't have to. 376 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,155 I know I normally ask for it, but, this time, I'm-I'm fine. 377 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,656 No, no, no, no, trust me. 378 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,459 There is a lot going on in the weather 379 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,694 that we need to talk about, 380 00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:54,895 and that is my choice. 381 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,697 O-Okay. Well, um... 382 00:14:56,797 --> 00:14:58,365 All right, well, wh-what's going on in the weather, Desi? 383 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,834 Right. Well, uh, Trevor, let's start off 384 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:04,771 in this part of the country with these red states, 385 00:15:04,872 --> 00:15:08,909 where you can expect a real shitstorm. 386 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,879 We're looking at widespread power outages, 387 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:15,382 as in your pr-- power to make your own decisions. 388 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,285 So, ladies, you might want to stock up on those raincoats 389 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,488 before Justice Alito bans them, too. 390 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,790 And for the men in this region, 391 00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:25,526 this storm affects you, too. 392 00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,728 Now, I hope you've been saving up for a rainy day, 393 00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:31,098 because this one might last you 18 years-- 394 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,066 longer if you pay for college. 395 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,569 It was a fun night though. (chuckling) 396 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:39,139 Now let's take a look at what's happening along the coast, 397 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,875 particularly in New York and California, 398 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,211 where there is a powerful surge 399 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,381 of desperate people flooding into your states. 400 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:50,817 So blow up those air mattresses and fill up that gas tank, 401 00:15:50,918 --> 00:15:53,453 because Tammy from Tulsa's moving in. 402 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,856 Now-- and this is important-- 403 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,458 let's take a look at the nation's capital. 404 00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:01,929 Here's where you're gonna see a strong downpour 405 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,865 of unprecedented shitbaggery. 406 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:08,735 We're seeing three separate natural disasters 407 00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:12,272 converging to form what meteorologists like to call 408 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,342 a what-the-(bleep)-nado. 409 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,744 Now, first, let's talk about Congress, 410 00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:21,181 which is experiencing a severe drought of leadership. 411 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,051 Very, very dry conditions. 412 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,786 Now, over at the White House, 413 00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:28,856 they've been experiencing some very high winds. 414 00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:31,291 Just completely blowing it. 415 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,126 But the real weather event 416 00:16:33,227 --> 00:16:35,395 is happening over at the Supreme Court. 417 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,866 Now, our storm centers have been tracking this for years, 418 00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:41,668 so we knew this acid rain was coming, 419 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,571 but that doesn't mean it still doesn't burn the hell out 420 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,139 of our twats. 421 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,475 So, that's the weather. 422 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,077 Back to you, Trevor. 423 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,212 (cheering and applause) 424 00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:57,351 I think, uh... 425 00:16:58,886 --> 00:16:59,820 Thank-thank you. 426 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,054 Thank you very much, Desi. 427 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,190 But, clearly, that wasn't about the weather. 428 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,058 -I, uh... -No, no, it wasn't. 429 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,628 (bleep) Sam Alito and anyone else who tells a woman 430 00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:09,429 what to do with their own body. 431 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,565 (cheering and applause) 432 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,700 Desi Lydic, everyone! 433 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,402 All right, don't go away. 'Cause when we come back, 434 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,571 Michael Kosta will tell us what men can do 435 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:18,739 about the end of Roe v. Wade. 436 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,207 You don't want to miss it. 437 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,475 Desi Lydic, y'all! 438 00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,610 (cheering and applause) 439 00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:30,090 (applause and cheering) 440 00:17:34,694 --> 00:17:36,663 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 441 00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:40,233 The overturning of Roe v. Wade is a major attack 442 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:43,269 on women's reproductive rights, but it's not a battle 443 00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:44,771 that women have to fight alone. 444 00:17:44,871 --> 00:17:48,308 We sent Michael Kosta to find out what men can do. 445 00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:50,710 KOSTA: A woman's right to choose is being eroded 446 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:53,847 across this country, and as a man, I've been paying 447 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,550 very close half attention to this issue for several weeks. 448 00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,419 NEWSWOMAN: Thousands of people are standing up 449 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:01,087 for a woman's right to choose. 450 00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:03,023 After nearly 50 years, 451 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,326 the nation's highest court overturns Roe v. Wade, 452 00:18:06,426 --> 00:18:09,295 taking away the constitutional right to an abortion. 453 00:18:09,396 --> 00:18:13,166 WOMAN: It's insane that we're going all the way back 454 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,535 to the way things were in 1970. 455 00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:18,171 It is a war on women. It's... That's what it is. 456 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,673 KOSTA: To investigate more into women's 457 00:18:19,773 --> 00:18:21,241 reproductive rights, I went 458 00:18:21,341 --> 00:18:22,842 to the obvious choice-- a man. 459 00:18:22,942 --> 00:18:24,978 Meet Dr. Guarin, 460 00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:27,781 who trained in family medicine and obstetrics. 461 00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,716 Let's talk about some of these anti-abortion laws 462 00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:31,618 that are popping up. I mean, right now, 463 00:18:31,718 --> 00:18:33,620 women that want to have an abortion have 464 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,390 to leave the state, like it's Ted Cruz during an emergency. 465 00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:40,293 It seems that we either punish, 466 00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:43,563 criticize and judge just the women. 467 00:18:43,596 --> 00:18:45,965 -Mm-hmm. -And that is an issue because 468 00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:48,401 men, actually, were part of the... 469 00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:50,637 of that reproductive process. 470 00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:52,405 -It takes two to tango. -Mm. 471 00:18:52,572 --> 00:18:56,576 And the men seem to be absent in this whole discussion. 472 00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:57,777 -You're right. -Absolutely. 473 00:18:57,877 --> 00:18:59,779 And we can protest, and we can vote, 474 00:18:59,879 --> 00:19:01,314 -and we can... -Get a vasectomy. 475 00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:03,650 And... What did you just say? 476 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,419 -Get a vasectomy. -Okay, okay, slow down, slow down. 477 00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:08,855 Isn't that a bit zero to a hundred? 478 00:19:08,955 --> 00:19:11,725 Can we maybe tickle the balls before we slice them off? 479 00:19:11,825 --> 00:19:13,460 We don't slice testicles off. 480 00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:14,894 -Listen, Michael. For decades, -Yes. 481 00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:19,165 -women have carried the burden of contraception. -Yeah. 482 00:19:19,265 --> 00:19:21,267 Men, in general, have assumed 483 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,437 that reproductive decisions fall on the shoulders of women. 484 00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:26,840 -Mm. -So getting more vasectomies, actually, 485 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,541 is gonna show that we care, 486 00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:30,543 that we want to participate, It's not-- 487 00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:33,580 That's not all, but that's a very good first step. 488 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,616 Cutting off the balls is a good first step? 489 00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:38,985 Do you understand what a vasectomy is? 490 00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:41,388 Yeah, it's when you r-remove 491 00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:45,825 s-- the vasect... in me. 492 00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:48,428 You actually interrupt a tiny little tube 493 00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:50,430 -called the vas deferens. -The vas deferens. Yeah, 494 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:53,166 You interrupt that. Exactly. I know. But k-keep-- continue. 495 00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:54,567 Well, the vas deferens is a small structure 496 00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:57,404 -that comes out of the testicle. -Out of the testi-- 497 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:58,705 That's where the vas deferens are. The testicles. 498 00:19:58,805 --> 00:20:00,607 -Please, continue. -And transports the sperm. 499 00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:03,243 -Sperm. (grunts) -And put it into the semen 500 00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:05,378 -Yeah. -so that it comes out 501 00:20:05,478 --> 00:20:08,114 -Right. Right -through the penis and then you can 502 00:20:08,214 --> 00:20:10,884 -get somebody pregnant. -Penis. (chuckles) 503 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,887 Do you have to wear one of those cones? 504 00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,022 -That's what my dog has to do. -No, you don't. 505 00:20:16,122 --> 00:20:19,693 If I get a vasectomy, how high will my voice go after that? 506 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,061 It-it will not. 507 00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:22,462 (high-pitched): I won't be talking, "Hey, 508 00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:24,631 -Dr. G. did my vasectomy." -No. 509 00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:26,933 Listen, Michael, it is responsible 510 00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:29,569 to do something like that because you are 511 00:20:29,669 --> 00:20:32,772 being part of the-of the reproductive decisions. 512 00:20:32,872 --> 00:20:34,974 KOSTA: And Dr. G wasn't alone in his beliefs 513 00:20:35,075 --> 00:20:38,211 of neutering men to make the world a better place. 514 00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:40,347 NEWSMAN: About a half million vasectomies are performed 515 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,349 in the United States every year. 516 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,553 Doctors say that number may be increasing in Texas 517 00:20:46,653 --> 00:20:49,856 following the passage of the state's Heartbeat Act. 518 00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:52,459 KOSTA: That's right. So far, there's been a 15% surge 519 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:55,161 of vasectomies motivated by the state law. 520 00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:57,030 Have you ever had a vasectomy? 521 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,598 Yes, I did my own vasectomy. 522 00:20:58,698 --> 00:21:00,567 -You did it? -I did it. 523 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,168 Was it like a moment of extreme horniness 524 00:21:02,268 --> 00:21:04,104 and you had to do it right then and there? 525 00:21:04,204 --> 00:21:06,906 Listen, the point here is not I did my vasectomy. 526 00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:08,274 -The point is-- -No, that is the point. 527 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,776 Are there any other medical procedures 528 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:12,212 you've performed on yourself, crazy doctor? 529 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,848 The point is it-- I-- It is so simple 530 00:21:14,948 --> 00:21:18,351 that if the surgeon decides to do it and is able to do it, 531 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,754 then other men should have no problem 532 00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:22,088 getting that procedure done. 533 00:21:22,188 --> 00:21:24,357 Okay, what about just the pull-out method? 534 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,892 The pull-out method doesn't work? 535 00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:27,227 It doesn't. 536 00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:30,597 Oh, my God. 537 00:21:32,298 --> 00:21:34,000 Oh, my God. 538 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,436 Maybe Dr. G was onto something. 539 00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:38,538 But I wanted to hear from a regular old joe 540 00:21:38,638 --> 00:21:39,773 who wasn't a doctor, 541 00:21:39,873 --> 00:21:41,708 a completely normal American 542 00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:43,343 who was willing to get his scrotum touched 543 00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,245 and let me watch. 544 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,646 Why are you getting a vasectomy? 545 00:21:46,746 --> 00:21:48,048 Um, I'm getting one 546 00:21:48,148 --> 00:21:51,418 because my wife has already went through, 547 00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:52,886 you know, childbirth 548 00:21:52,986 --> 00:21:55,121 and all of those different hormone changes, 549 00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:56,690 so I just figured that a vasectomy 550 00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:57,924 was something that I could do 551 00:21:58,024 --> 00:22:00,360 to help take some of that burden off of her. 552 00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:02,262 You know, I have a kid. She's cute. 553 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,663 Two years old. 554 00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:05,598 There are good days, right? 555 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,033 Those are nice, those good days. 556 00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,702 And there are bad days. 557 00:22:08,802 --> 00:22:11,137 You know, yesterday, she wouldn't eat. 558 00:22:11,237 --> 00:22:12,639 So I made her some oatmeal, 559 00:22:12,739 --> 00:22:14,841 and she keeps taking the spoon and throwing the spoon. 560 00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:16,976 And I would say, "No throw." And then she'd say, "No throw." 561 00:22:17,077 --> 00:22:18,211 And then I would pick up the spoon 562 00:22:18,311 --> 00:22:20,013 and give it back to her, and then she'd throw it. 563 00:22:20,113 --> 00:22:21,681 And now I'm like, "Okay, so you're not gonna eat." 564 00:22:21,781 --> 00:22:24,217 So then... (sighs) Then I tried to put pants on her, 565 00:22:24,317 --> 00:22:25,852 but she wouldn't put her pants on. 566 00:22:25,952 --> 00:22:27,354 If anything, she ripped off her diaper, 567 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,290 and it's filled with all this, like, gross urine and poo. 568 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,158 Then she throws the diaper up, 569 00:22:32,258 --> 00:22:34,995 and now the dog is eating the diaper filled with poo. 570 00:22:35,095 --> 00:22:36,997 And I'm going, "Do I love my kid?" 571 00:22:37,097 --> 00:22:38,231 I think I love my kid. 572 00:22:38,331 --> 00:22:39,899 You know, I tell her I love her all the time, 573 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,568 but she never says anything back. 574 00:22:41,668 --> 00:22:43,937 If anything, she just takes, takes, takes, you know? 575 00:22:44,037 --> 00:22:45,538 Here I am making all this money, 576 00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:47,941 and she just is-is throwing her diapers 577 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,943 and throwing the oatmeal, and it... 578 00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:55,849 It's (bleep) hard being a parent, man. 579 00:22:58,084 --> 00:22:59,619 Maybe I should get a vasectomy. 580 00:22:59,719 --> 00:23:00,787 You should look into it. 581 00:23:00,887 --> 00:23:01,888 You're a cool guy. 582 00:23:01,988 --> 00:23:03,256 I think it's cool you're doing this, 583 00:23:03,356 --> 00:23:06,626 and if people at home, you know, 584 00:23:06,726 --> 00:23:09,295 aren't sure if Travis is a cool dude, 585 00:23:09,396 --> 00:23:11,564 -his sunglasses are on his head. -Yeah. 586 00:23:11,665 --> 00:23:13,400 -For an indoor interview. -Yeah. 587 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:14,634 I mean, if anything, that communicates 588 00:23:14,734 --> 00:23:16,636 -you're a bad mother(bleep). -Definitely. 589 00:23:16,736 --> 00:23:18,405 I look forward to seeing your scrotal sac 590 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,107 and the left and right vas deferen. 591 00:23:21,207 --> 00:23:23,376 I'm sure Travis had some great memories 592 00:23:23,476 --> 00:23:24,911 with his uncut vas deferens, 593 00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:28,548 but now it was time to say goodbye. 594 00:23:28,648 --> 00:23:30,684 ♪ ♪ 595 00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:39,526 ♪ Oh, deez nuts ♪ 596 00:23:39,559 --> 00:23:41,861 ♪ The pipes, the pipes ♪ 597 00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:44,931 ♪ They jizz no more ♪ 598 00:23:45,031 --> 00:23:48,535 ♪ Snip snip hooray ♪ 599 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:54,541 ♪ Enjoy the carefree sex ♪ 600 00:23:54,574 --> 00:23:58,545 ♪ If change your mind ♪ 601 00:23:58,578 --> 00:24:04,451 ♪ It's totally reversible ♪ 602 00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:06,987 ♪ Sleepless nights ♪ 603 00:24:07,087 --> 00:24:08,321 ♪ You'll still have them ♪ 604 00:24:08,421 --> 00:24:12,025 ♪ But it won't be from unwanted children... ♪ 605 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,994 -We're done. -What? 606 00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:15,328 -We're done. -You're done? 607 00:24:15,428 --> 00:24:17,964 I haven't even gotten to my other verse. 608 00:24:18,064 --> 00:24:19,299 I mean... 609 00:24:19,399 --> 00:24:21,201 That's fast. 610 00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:22,435 All right. 611 00:24:22,569 --> 00:24:25,572 No more Travis seeds to impregnate women. 612 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,340 That's a hero. 613 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,376 And while getting a vasectomy is not a solution 614 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,911 in helping women with their reproductive rights, 615 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:35,015 it is a snip in the right direction. 616 00:24:35,115 --> 00:24:36,616 -(cheering and applause) -Thank you so much for that, 617 00:24:36,716 --> 00:24:38,184 Michael Kosta. All right, when we come back, 618 00:24:38,284 --> 00:24:40,120 Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors 619 00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:42,522 will be joining me on the show! Don't go away. 620 00:24:42,555 --> 00:24:44,591 (cheering and applause) 621 00:24:53,384 --> 00:24:55,419 (applause and cheering) 622 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,156 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 623 00:24:59,256 --> 00:25:02,226 My guest tonight is a four-time NBA champion 624 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:03,794 and a four-time NBA All-Star 625 00:25:03,894 --> 00:25:05,763 who plays for the Golden State Warriors. 626 00:25:05,863 --> 00:25:08,032 He's here to talk about his latest championship win, 627 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,701 his hit podcast and so much more. 628 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,202 Please welcome Draymond Green! 629 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,338 (applause and cheering) 630 00:25:19,276 --> 00:25:21,312 Okay. Thank you. 631 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,453 (Draymond clears throat) 632 00:25:29,553 --> 00:25:31,388 Mr. Draymond Green, welcome to The Daily Show. 633 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,390 Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. 634 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,125 Are you kidding? I'm shocked that you have time 635 00:25:35,225 --> 00:25:39,396 to do anything after winning your fourth NBA championship. 636 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,599 -(applause and cheering) -Does it ever get old? 637 00:25:41,699 --> 00:25:45,436 You know, this one feels different than any other one. 638 00:25:45,536 --> 00:25:46,770 -It's... -In what way? 639 00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:48,772 It's like the ultimate (bleep) you. 640 00:25:48,872 --> 00:25:51,609 -(laughter) -It's the best. 641 00:25:51,709 --> 00:25:53,277 Let's talk about it. Let's jump straight into it. 642 00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:54,912 This is what I love about you, you know? 643 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,715 There was an era in sports where, you know, 644 00:25:57,815 --> 00:25:59,750 -people would sort of say what they mean on the court. -Mm-hmm. 645 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,485 But then, when they would come off the court, 646 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,953 they'd do an interview. "What do you think about this?" 647 00:26:03,053 --> 00:26:04,355 They'd be like, "Oh, it was a good game. 648 00:26:04,488 --> 00:26:05,689 Oh, it was a fun game." 649 00:26:05,789 --> 00:26:07,091 Draymond Green says what he feels. 650 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,492 Draymond Green says what he means. 651 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:09,927 The fans love you because of this. 652 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,929 I love watching the post-game interviews because of you. 653 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,798 -Thank you. -So let's talk about that aspect of the game. 654 00:26:14,898 --> 00:26:16,200 You've been honest about it from the beginning. 655 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:17,901 People wrote your team off. 656 00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:19,570 People said Golden State was done for. 657 00:26:19,670 --> 00:26:22,172 Does this feel like vindication in the biggest way? 658 00:26:22,273 --> 00:26:24,675 It does. I felt like people doubted us more this time 659 00:26:24,775 --> 00:26:27,311 than they did prior to 2015 660 00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:28,646 when we had never won anything. 661 00:26:28,746 --> 00:26:30,547 -Mm-hmm. -And I think that's ultimately... 662 00:26:30,648 --> 00:26:33,017 You know, everybody's like, "Oh, why? Why, in the parade, 663 00:26:33,117 --> 00:26:35,719 are y'all saying, "F" everybody and shut up?" 664 00:26:35,819 --> 00:26:39,056 And that's because the reality is, they disrespected the work 665 00:26:39,156 --> 00:26:40,524 -we've already done. -Right. 666 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,327 You know, to disrespect us as if we aren't champions 667 00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:45,629 and just write us off like we hadn't done it before. 668 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,731 That's why I said, "(bleep) you." 669 00:26:47,831 --> 00:26:49,733 -(laughter, applause, cheering) -So... 670 00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:52,469 Can I tell you what I also like? I... 671 00:26:52,503 --> 00:26:56,073 This is what I like. There's an element of-of danger 672 00:26:56,173 --> 00:26:57,474 that's been infused into the team. 673 00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:58,809 'Cause I think you know this. 674 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,945 The Golden State Warriors are an amazing team. 675 00:27:01,045 --> 00:27:03,147 But you guys have, like, a bit of a, like-like, a, 676 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,682 like, a Christian youth group vibe about you. 677 00:27:04,782 --> 00:27:06,750 Do you know what I mean? No, I mean, especially, like, 678 00:27:06,850 --> 00:27:08,552 Klay and Steph and, like, you're the bad boy of the group. 679 00:27:08,652 --> 00:27:10,020 But, like, Klay and Steph, it's very much like, 680 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,623 "I'll see you guys on Sunday." It's like a nice thing. 681 00:27:12,723 --> 00:27:14,658 And I think there was this attitude in the league 682 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,126 where people were like, "Man, they're the nice guys. 683 00:27:16,226 --> 00:27:18,062 You can say anything about them, they won't do anything." 684 00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:20,364 I saw you in one of the post-post match interviews 685 00:27:20,497 --> 00:27:21,765 where you said-- they said, "What do you think happened?" 686 00:27:21,865 --> 00:27:24,068 You said, "I thought I was too soft in that game." 687 00:27:24,168 --> 00:27:26,804 You changed everything after that. How do you maintain 688 00:27:26,904 --> 00:27:29,173 being good players, being good people, 689 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,075 but still bringing enough hardness to the game 690 00:27:31,175 --> 00:27:32,810 while playing-- while still playing clean? 691 00:27:32,910 --> 00:27:36,380 Well, I think, ultimately, uh, you follow your leader. 692 00:27:36,513 --> 00:27:39,516 And so when you call us a-a youth church group, 693 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:42,119 that's Steph Curry to the T. Like-- I mean-- 694 00:27:42,219 --> 00:27:44,388 That's who he is. He may as well go run the ministry. 695 00:27:44,521 --> 00:27:47,424 But, now, Klay, I think, everybody 696 00:27:47,524 --> 00:27:49,893 kind of has misunder-- Klay misunderstood. 697 00:27:49,994 --> 00:27:51,061 Yeah? In what way? 698 00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:53,097 -Klay's a little wild. Like-- -Okay. 699 00:27:53,197 --> 00:27:54,898 Klay will go off the rail a little bit. 700 00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:57,601 Is this pre-injury Klay or post injury? Has he changed 701 00:27:57,701 --> 00:27:58,902 -since being injured? -He's a little more tame 702 00:27:59,003 --> 00:28:00,471 -after the injury. He was wilder -Oh, wow. Okay. 703 00:28:00,537 --> 00:28:04,174 before the injury. But I think, you know, um, 704 00:28:04,275 --> 00:28:06,677 there's kind of this misconception-- 705 00:28:06,777 --> 00:28:09,480 -don't take this as disrespect-- -Yeah, yeah, no. 706 00:28:09,546 --> 00:28:11,015 -there's, like, light-skinned guys. Like... -Oh. 707 00:28:11,115 --> 00:28:13,250 -Oh, that's-that's funny that you said that to me. -No. 708 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:15,753 -No, no disrespect. No disrespect. -I like that 709 00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:19,023 you were like, "Now, don't get hurt, Trevor." 710 00:28:19,123 --> 00:28:20,491 You were like, "You know, light-skinned guys 711 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:21,859 are really some--" I'm like, "Hmm? Wait, Draymond, 712 00:28:21,959 --> 00:28:24,295 you can't say that to me on my show, man!" 713 00:28:24,395 --> 00:28:26,297 No, but, there's, like, this misconception of-of-- 714 00:28:26,397 --> 00:28:29,533 -Oh, okay. -of light-skinned guys being soft. 715 00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:32,102 -Huh. -And I always-- 716 00:28:32,202 --> 00:28:34,505 But-but, like, you just saying that-- -I am soft, by the way. 717 00:28:34,605 --> 00:28:36,373 -But yeah. But-- -No. But-- 718 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,575 Like you just said, I was the soft one. 719 00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:41,178 Like, we saw, game one, Steph Curry was great. 720 00:28:41,278 --> 00:28:43,047 -Yes, yes. -Like, I was the soft one. 721 00:28:43,147 --> 00:28:44,815 So I think, you know, it may be time 722 00:28:44,915 --> 00:28:47,818 -to change the misconception. -Okay. Okay. 723 00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:49,520 You-you got-you got four championships. 724 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:52,189 You know, it feels like each championship has a story. 725 00:28:52,289 --> 00:28:54,258 You know, the first time is "Who is this team? 726 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,694 What are they doing? Steve Kerr-- this whole mix." 727 00:28:56,794 --> 00:29:00,064 I would argue that your team has almost reshaped basketball. 728 00:29:00,164 --> 00:29:02,633 You know, the way teams play, the way you move the ball, 729 00:29:02,733 --> 00:29:04,368 where people shoot from, how you defend it-- 730 00:29:04,468 --> 00:29:05,936 all of that has changed because of Golden State. 731 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,705 -Absolutely. -Like, wh... 732 00:29:07,805 --> 00:29:09,273 When you look at your fourth championship, 733 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,508 how do you motivate yourself to do even more now? 734 00:29:11,609 --> 00:29:12,743 'Cause most would go, "I've won. 735 00:29:12,843 --> 00:29:14,845 What-what else do I have to push myself on?" 736 00:29:14,945 --> 00:29:17,848 W-Well, LeBron has four, 737 00:29:17,948 --> 00:29:19,383 and if-if I get five, 738 00:29:19,483 --> 00:29:21,085 -I'm the greatest ever, right? -Ah! 739 00:29:21,185 --> 00:29:23,220 -(Noah laughing) -(cheering and applause) 740 00:29:24,188 --> 00:29:26,890 -Oh! Oh! -(laughs) 741 00:29:26,991 --> 00:29:28,859 No, but honestly, 742 00:29:28,959 --> 00:29:30,594 like, like, that's the challenge. 743 00:29:30,694 --> 00:29:31,762 Like, can you do it again? 744 00:29:31,862 --> 00:29:33,063 -Yeah. -Like, the moment we finished, 745 00:29:33,163 --> 00:29:34,598 I'm standing up on the podium, 746 00:29:34,698 --> 00:29:36,166 and I'm like, "This-this is crazy. 747 00:29:36,267 --> 00:29:37,501 "Like, it's wild. 748 00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:38,869 How do we get back here?" 749 00:29:38,969 --> 00:29:40,804 -I like that. -Yo, it's-it's feeling... 750 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,173 Like, my biggest fear when we won the first one 751 00:29:43,274 --> 00:29:45,042 was that this feeling is so great, 752 00:29:45,142 --> 00:29:47,311 I'll never feel this again in my life. 753 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,380 -Wow. -And, so, you're just chasing that feeling again. 754 00:29:49,513 --> 00:29:53,050 And-and, quite frankly, like I said before the season, 755 00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:56,020 nobody has proven that they can beat us. 756 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,755 -They still haven't. -Mm! Mm! 757 00:29:57,855 --> 00:29:59,456 So, you're going into another season. 758 00:29:59,523 --> 00:30:00,991 The team is looking good. 759 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:02,559 The spirit in... just in the city. 760 00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:03,694 Like, if you're in Oakland, 761 00:30:03,794 --> 00:30:05,129 you know, even around San Francisco, 762 00:30:05,229 --> 00:30:07,298 you can feel there's a pride in and around the team. 763 00:30:07,464 --> 00:30:09,800 I-I feel a change in you, as well, 764 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:12,002 in that, you know, th-there were some moments 765 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,904 where it felt... it felt like Draymond Green was angry. 766 00:30:14,004 --> 00:30:15,639 People weren't giving you the respect that you deserved. 767 00:30:15,739 --> 00:30:18,475 Now it seems like you play with the anger, 768 00:30:18,575 --> 00:30:20,945 but you have, like, a... you have, like, a different swag 769 00:30:21,045 --> 00:30:24,281 to you as a person now. You laugh at-at people's doubts. 770 00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:25,849 You know, you-you enjoy those moments. 771 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,184 On your podcast, for instance, 772 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,986 you-you put it all out there. 773 00:30:29,086 --> 00:30:30,321 What do you think changed in your life? 774 00:30:30,487 --> 00:30:34,158 I think, "A," um, having the fiancée that I have. 775 00:30:34,258 --> 00:30:36,527 Uh, she's incredible. She's changed me. 776 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:37,661 -(applause) -And... 777 00:30:37,761 --> 00:30:39,229 NOAH: I love that. 778 00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:42,266 Thank you. And-and also my children. 779 00:30:42,366 --> 00:30:43,934 Um, they've changed me. 780 00:30:44,034 --> 00:30:46,570 And-and, like, my mom constantly reminds me, 781 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,806 "Hey, the baby's watching you. Like, make sure 782 00:30:48,906 --> 00:30:50,341 -you're on your best behavior." -Oh, I like that. 783 00:30:50,507 --> 00:30:51,508 "The babies are watching you." 784 00:30:51,575 --> 00:30:53,577 And, so, I think that's changed me, 785 00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:55,846 and-and it's helped me channel it a lot. 786 00:30:55,946 --> 00:30:57,881 Now, another thing that's helped me 787 00:30:57,982 --> 00:30:59,817 is when you have that fire 788 00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:01,619 and that chip as a second-round pick, 789 00:31:01,719 --> 00:31:03,854 -everybody loves it. It's great. -Mm-hmm. 790 00:31:03,954 --> 00:31:06,090 But when you carry that same chip 791 00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:08,993 as a four-time all-star, as a four-time champion, 792 00:31:09,093 --> 00:31:10,461 it's then distasteful 793 00:31:10,561 --> 00:31:12,196 because you're not the underdog anymore. 794 00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:14,365 -That's interesting. -And, so, what I realized 795 00:31:14,465 --> 00:31:17,568 was that I was carrying that same chip 796 00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:19,870 that allowed me to remember the 34 guys 797 00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:22,673 that was drafted before me into year five and six. 798 00:31:22,773 --> 00:31:24,074 And people are starting to look at it like, 799 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,477 "Man, that's-that's nasty. That's distasteful." 800 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:29,079 And I knew that I wanted to change that. 801 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,915 -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -I don't want the perception of me 802 00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:34,184 to be a-a bad taste in someone's mouth. 803 00:31:34,285 --> 00:31:35,486 I hear what you're saying. You weren't trying to be 804 00:31:35,586 --> 00:31:36,954 the villain. You were just trying to be somebody 805 00:31:37,054 --> 00:31:39,223 who's driven, and it changes w-with your position of power. 806 00:31:39,323 --> 00:31:40,991 I-I hear you. Before I let you go, 807 00:31:41,091 --> 00:31:42,860 there's one thing I've-I've always wanted to know 808 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,361 about that element of the game, 809 00:31:44,495 --> 00:31:45,396 with the players and the teams 810 00:31:45,496 --> 00:31:47,131 and-and the fans and all of that, 811 00:31:47,231 --> 00:31:49,266 is you have this camaraderie, 812 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:50,534 you guys have this drive, 813 00:31:50,634 --> 00:31:52,236 you-you have this-this world 814 00:31:52,336 --> 00:31:54,305 that we don't know about as the fans. 815 00:31:54,438 --> 00:31:57,641 And when the fans are cussing you guys out from the sides, 816 00:31:57,741 --> 00:32:00,244 on the one hand, fans are there to throw you off your game. 817 00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:02,179 -Mm-hmm. -They want to say whatever to-to get at you, 818 00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:03,480 and that's part of being there live. 819 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:04,815 On the other hand, you're human beings. 820 00:32:04,915 --> 00:32:07,618 You have families. You know, you-you have emotions. 821 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:09,119 H-How do you think we find that balance 822 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,188 between what fans can say at a game 823 00:32:11,288 --> 00:32:12,890 and-and what you should or shouldn't respond to 824 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:14,124 as an athlete? 825 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:15,793 Well, I used to feel like fans should be stopped 826 00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:18,963 -from saying some of the things that they say. -Uh-huh. 827 00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:20,965 (clears throat) Then Commissioner Silver comes out 828 00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:22,900 and say, "Hey, man, those Boston fans are great," 829 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,802 as they're saying, "(bleep) you, Draymond." 830 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:27,137 So I'm like, "All right..." 831 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,839 Commissioner's the best commissioner-- 832 00:32:28,939 --> 00:32:30,541 Like I said on my tweet, 833 00:32:30,641 --> 00:32:33,577 he's probably one of the best CEOs in America, 834 00:32:33,677 --> 00:32:35,579 let alone commissioner of a sports league. 835 00:32:35,679 --> 00:32:37,681 But he's like, "Oh, that's great." 836 00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:40,084 So my response to that is, "Great. Cool. 837 00:32:40,184 --> 00:32:41,852 Can I turn and yell, '(bleep) them'?" 838 00:32:41,952 --> 00:32:45,222 -(laughs) -Because, because if I-- if I can, 839 00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:47,992 -then no problem. Let them yell what they want to yell... -Okay. 840 00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:51,095 ...I yell what I want to yell, and I continue down the court. 841 00:32:51,195 --> 00:32:53,430 And so I think the thing for me is, like, 842 00:32:53,464 --> 00:32:56,033 some-- at-at some point, 843 00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:58,836 you're kind of... allowing them to do this 844 00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:00,671 -and-and encouraging it, in a way. -Yes. 845 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:03,507 Because they know, "If I yell that to Draymond 846 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,576 "and he says that back to me, 847 00:33:05,676 --> 00:33:07,444 "he's getting fined $25,000. 848 00:33:07,544 --> 00:33:09,179 -He's getting fined $50,000." -Mm. 849 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,915 So what I'll say to Commish is, "No problem. 850 00:33:12,016 --> 00:33:14,084 "That was fun. Let them do their thing. 851 00:33:14,184 --> 00:33:16,587 But let me do my thing and don't hit my pocket book." 852 00:33:16,687 --> 00:33:18,555 -(laughing) -(cheering and applause) 853 00:33:18,656 --> 00:33:20,357 Yo, man, I could talk to you forever, 854 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,259 -but that's what the podcast is for. -(chuckles) 855 00:33:22,359 --> 00:33:23,928 Be sure to check out his podcast, 856 00:33:24,028 --> 00:33:25,796 The Draymond Green Show! 857 00:33:25,896 --> 00:33:28,565 And The Sessions: Draymond Green is now available on Prime Video. 858 00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:30,134 We're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back 859 00:33:30,234 --> 00:33:32,469 after this. Thank you so much, man. 860 00:33:32,503 --> 00:33:34,538 (cheering and applause) 861 00:33:39,378 --> 00:33:41,413 (cheering and applause) 862 00:33:45,017 --> 00:33:46,318 Well, that's our show for tonight. 863 00:33:46,418 --> 00:33:47,953 But, before we go, 864 00:33:48,053 --> 00:33:49,955 if you or someone you know 865 00:33:50,055 --> 00:33:52,324 needs help accessing abortion care, 866 00:33:52,424 --> 00:33:54,593 go to AbortionFinder.org 867 00:33:54,693 --> 00:33:56,595 or call the National Abortion Hotline 868 00:33:56,695 --> 00:33:59,932 at 1-800-772-9100. 869 00:34:00,032 --> 00:34:01,667 You still have options. 870 00:34:01,767 --> 00:34:04,569 Until next time, stay safe out there and remember, 871 00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:08,840 if you have the House, the Senate, and the presidency, 872 00:34:08,941 --> 00:34:11,009 well, there's probably nothing you can do. 873 00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:13,545 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 874 00:34:16,081 --> 00:34:19,117 We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, 875 00:34:19,217 --> 00:34:21,753 they're as safe as they are in a classroom.