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Tonight,
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tracking
the abortion conversation,
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a look back at Pride Month,
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Russia is turning Europe
into the Avengers,
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Desi Lydic finds out
where Pride Month came from,
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Okay.
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Let's kick things off with
some major international news.
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It has now been four months
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since Vladimir Putin
sent his troops
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on the shittiest road trip ever,
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and not only has he failed
to quickly overwhelm Ukraine,
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he's managed to unite
the rest of Europe against him.
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A landmark announcement today.
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NATO formally invited
Sweden and Finland
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to join the alliance,
and President Biden announced
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that the U.S. will strengthen
its military posture in Europe.
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NEWSWOMAN:
NATO's 30 member countries
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are poised to add two more.
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The move will more than double
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the length of NATO's border
with Russia.
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I'm pleased to announce
that we now have an agreement.
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NEWSWOMAN: Sweden and Finland
applied for NATO membership
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last month.
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Putin's decision
to invade one neighbor
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had them worried he might be
willing to attack another.
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After 200 years
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of military nonalignment,
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Sweden has chosen a new path.
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Wow! This is huge.
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Sweden is joining NATO.
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You understand
they've been a neutral country
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for 200 years.
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200 years.
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Even when the World Wars
were happening,
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they were sitting
on the side like,
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"Well,
that's none of my business."
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(laughter)
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But today, they are ending
their neutrality.
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This is so wild. This is like
the moment in a kung fu movie
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where the monk drops
his broomstick and is like,
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"I'm taking a new vow. Mm!
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To whip some ass."
(grunts)
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And, surely, at this point,
even Vladimir Putin
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can admit that this invasion
has been an abject failure.
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Right? Because y-you realize
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the whole reason he gave
for invading Ukraine
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was to stop the expansion
of NATO,
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and now his war has caused
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the expansion of NATO.
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You know?
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(cheering and applause)
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It's sort of like...
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It's sort of like those, um,
those DARE antidrug programs.
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Remember those? They try
to scare kids away from drugs
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by sending cops into schools
who are like,
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"Gather round.
Let me teach you about drugs."
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And then 12-year-old kids
were like,
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"Okay, crack sounds fun.
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We're doing crack, guys."
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Now, look, it is a big deal.
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It is a big deal that Sweden
and Finland are joining NATO.
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But I-I'll be honest.
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I don't know if it's gonna
scare Russia into retreat.
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'Cause let's be honest.
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These people
aren't exactly the Vikings
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they used to be, you know?
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Yeah. Back in the day,
they would pillage your village
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and have sex with you
on Showtime, you know?
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(laughter and applause)
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But these days, they're not
exactly military superpowers.
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I mean, their fighter jets are
probably made by IKEA, you know?
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Yeah, they look great,
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but you don't want
to sit on them.
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Actually, you know what?
Maybe...
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Maybe that's
what they should do.
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Yeah, they should use
their IKEA powers
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to help them win the war
in Ukraine.
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That's what they should do.
They should...
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(cheering and applause)
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They should try and distract
the troops with meatballs.
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Just be like, "Would you like
some? Would you like some?"
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Or-or they should put
those stickers on the floor
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all over Ukraine. Yeah.
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'Cause that way,
the Russian troops
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will never get
where they're going. Yeah.
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"Where's Kyiv? I keep ending up
in the kitchen section.
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Goddamn it, again.
Again, Boris. Again."
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(laughter)
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But let's move on
from the war in Europe
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to the war that America
is waging on women's bodies.
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Ever since
the Supreme Court decided
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that having a child
is a sacred choice
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between a woman
and her state legislature,
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abortion laws have been chaos.
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Because, you see,
some states banned abortion,
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some states
are protecting abortion,
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and other states
banned abortion,
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but then their courts
unbanned those bans,
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so abortion is legal again
until they reban it.
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Which means right now,
women's reproductive rights
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are as unpredictable
as the McRib.
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It's here. It's gone.
It's here. It's gone.
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It's back again. It's gone.
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And it turns out
the overturning of Roe v. Wade
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has been such an earthquake
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that it sent shock waves
through the rest of the world.
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In fact, France and Israel
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saw what happened in America
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and decided to strengthen
their abortion rights
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in their countries.
Imagine that.
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-(cheering and applause)
-Just imagine that.
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And I don't know... I don't know
if you remember this,
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but that's what Canada did
with guns.
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Right? They saw the two
mass shootings in America,
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and they took away
Canadian guns.
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(cheering and applause)
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So, I guess in a way...
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In a way, America still is
a world leader, you know?
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Yeah. America does something,
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and that leads the world
in the opposite direction.
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Yeah, at this point,
America's almost like
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the dumb kid in class
that you reverse-cheat off of.
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You know? It's just like,
"He circled 'C'
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so it's definitely not 'C.'"
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But the big question
in the States is,
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if abortion is illegal,
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how are the states
going to enforce that?
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Well, it turns out
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they might have a snitch
in your pockets.
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NEWSWOMAN: In the wake
of the Supreme Court's decision
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to overturn Roe v. Wade,
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many women are now deleting
their period-tracking apps.
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Now, privacy experts are
concerned that data from apps
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like Flo and Clue
could potentially be used
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to identify someone
that's seeking an abortion.
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The data on your phone in apps,
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search data,
and other digital data
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is not necessarily protected
by HIPAA.
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I think it's important
that people realize
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there have been past court cases
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where online searches
for abortion pills
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or abortion services
have been used
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-to prosecute women.
-That's right.
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That's right. If prosecutors
are aggressive enough,
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they could use your apps or your
search history on your phone
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to prove
that you had an abortion.
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Which, first of all,
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is a very unhealthy practice
in a relationship.
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You don't search through
anyone's phone, okay?
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It destroys trust. Don't do it.
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And, also,
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what a shit world
for women to be living in.
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Think about it. Like,
you need to use your phone.
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For everything.
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Especially period tracking
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or where you're gonna find
an abortion clinic.
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Like, how are you gonna search
for abortion pills
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without Google?
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What, you're just gonna have
to write a question
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on a piece of paper,
throw it out the window,
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and hope for the best?
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But that's where-- that's where
we are in America right now.
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Women taking care
of their own health
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have to cover their tracks
online
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like they're planning a heist.
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They got to disable
location services.
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They have to talk to each other
through encrypted apps.
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They have to kill the Duolingo
owl before it snitches on them
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in English and Italian.
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And, you know...
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(applause)
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You know,
this puts into perspective
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just how much our phones know
about all of us.
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Right? Only when they say
the government's gonna use
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the things on your phone
to come after you.
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'Cause your phones know
where you go,
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you know, who you're with,
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what we eat, what we buy,
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which actor we can't remember
from that movie
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whose name we forgot.
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It means, at any moment, cops
could just bust down your door,
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like bam! "You're under arrest!
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"And, by the way,
it's Richard Gere!
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Yeah, that was him."
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That's why, whenever I use apps
or anything online,
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I try
to throw the authorities off.
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Yeah. Like, whenever I'm doing
something shady,
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I never search
"Where do I find weed?"
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No.
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I search
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"Where does Mitch McConnell
find weed?"
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(cheering and applause)
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Yeah.
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Now,
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now the cops
are looking for Mitch McConnell
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and I've got the munchies.
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All right, let's talk
about summer vacation,
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that special time of year
where you don't get laid
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in a different city.
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The U.S. travel industry
is expecting record numbers
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this weekend,
as the summer season kicks off
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with some 42 million people
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driving to their vacation spots.
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So if you have to pee, go now.
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Because we are not stopping.
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And, believe it or not,
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as chaotic
as it's gonna be on the roads,
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it turns out it could be
even worse in the sky.
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NEWSMAN: Hundreds of flights
canceled across the U.S. today.
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More than a thousand flights
canceled over the weekend.
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The summer travel season
is heating up
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and so is frustration.
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NEWSWOMAN: For thousands
of Americans this week,
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their summer getaways landing
them in an airport Armageddon.
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More than 2,000 flights axed
just since yesterday.
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Travel app Hopper reports more
than a quarter of recent flights
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have been delayed, fueled
by industry staffing shortages,
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soaring demand,
and severe weather.
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The chaos comes
just as airports brace
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for another flood of travelers
July 4 weekend.
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An anticipated 11 million
to pass through airports
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over the holiday, despite
the soaring cost of travel.
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NEWSWOMAN 2:
Envoy Air, a regional carrier
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owned by American Airlines,
is now offering pilots
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triple pay
to work on their days off,
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saying it's part of a...
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Industry experts say,
big picture,
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the airlines just weren't ready
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for this kind of demand
coming out of the pandemic.
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I'm-I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, hold on.
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Did they say
airlines didn't expect...
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that there would be
a surge in air travel
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after the entire planet
was trapped in our bedrooms
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for two years straight,
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speaking to our grandmas
through a hazmat suit?
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You didn't expect that shit?
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What is-- Like, why? Why is it
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that airlines
are always shocked...
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by things that should be
easily predictable?
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-You're shocked?
-(cheering and applause)
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"Oh, I was shocked!
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"Oh. Who would have thought
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"people want to travel after
they couldn't for a long time?
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"Oh, guys, it turns out
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"that-that by booking
too many people for the flight,
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"there are now too many people
for this flight.
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"There is no way to know
that this could have happened.
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Who could have seen this
coming?"
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Of course people want to travel.
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We've been cooped up for years.
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In fact, I'll bet you
half the people at January 6
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were just there
for a change of scenery.
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You know? It was like, "I don't
really want to hang Mike Pence,
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but it's better
than staying home in Idaho!"
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And you got to admit,
all the TV during the pandemic
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made it worse.
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We watched all those cool shows
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where people were having fun
in Fiji, you know?
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Or in Paris.
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Or in South Korea.
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It made everything look so cool.
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I want to play
red light, green light.
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(laughter)
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So, of course, people are
traveling in record numbers.
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And you know, you realize
we don't even care
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that flying has gotten worse
and worse.
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Everyone wants to travel.
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Everything has gotten worse
about flying.
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Everything's delayed,
leg room is shrinking,
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your bags are always on another
flight going somewhere else.
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But we don't have a choice,
right?
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Airlines have got us, man.
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Yeah, soon the airlines are
going to be like, "All right,
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"we've replaced all the seats
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-with just a spike that goes
up your butt." -(laughter)
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What are we going to do?
We're just gonna be like,
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"Well, lube it up,
'cause I'm going to Disneyland."
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(laughter)
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"I'm going."
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(applause and cheering)
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I will say
I am happy that cabin crews
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and pilots are getting paid more
because of this, yeah.
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'Cause they said
that pilots are getting paid
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triple their normal salary
just to come to work,
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which is great for them, yeah.
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Although I will say,
I'm a little worried
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that the airlines
being so desperate
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might make the pilots
a little cocky.
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Uh, what's going on, bitches?
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(laughter)
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This is your captain speaking.
And just, uh, FYI.
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Today I'm balling
out of control.
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We're cruising at 50,000 feet to
wherever the hell I want to go,
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'cause what are you gonna do
about it? Find another pilot?
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Ha, ha!
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Good luck with that.
There are none.
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I can do whatever I want.
In fact, here.
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Check this shit out.
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Whoa! Oh!
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Ha, ha! Man, that was fun.
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By the way, uh,
fasten your seatbelts.
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Guess I should have said that
first, right? (laughs)
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Well, whatever.
Enjoy your flight.
324
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Uh, where's my copilot?
I got to... pee.
325
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Oh, there's no one here.
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Okay, I guess
I'll just do it right here.
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(sighing):
Ah.
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Sit back, relax
and enjoy the flight.
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Balling!
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(applause and cheering)
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Can't believe you cheered
for that pilot. What an asshole.
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(laughter)
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Oh, speaking of people
getting paid more,
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all across the United States,
335
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workers are unionizing to fight
for better rights, right?
336
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-(applause and cheering) -Yeah.
This is happening everywhere.
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From Amazon to Starbucks,
even Apple,
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and now, the movement is gaining
so much steam,
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it's even stretching
back in time.
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NEWSMAN:
Medieval Times workers
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in New Jersey will vote
next month
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on forming the company's
first union.
343
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The group pushing for a safer
and more enjoyable workplace,
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citing safety concerns.
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They claim, guests can be
disruptive, make loud noises
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and startle the horses
347
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who will then throw the
cast members off their backs.
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NEWSWOMAN: Unruly children
and drunken adults
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have been known to grab actors
and even reach out
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to touch the falcon
as it flies overhead.
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Workers say
Medieval Times skimps
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on security to save money,
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leaving performers to enforce
boundaries and police the crowd.
354
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,777
Wow.
355
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,579
Do you know how wild
a crowd has to be
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to mess with people
in armor carrying swords?
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00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,850
(laughter)
358
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,518
I mean, I knew
white people get drunk,
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but this is a whole other level.
This is...
360
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,723
"I want
to fight that horse, bro!"
361
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,392
You know what they need
to do, actually?
362
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,561
They need to make a new policy
that if you cause shit
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at Medieval Times, you get
a medieval punishment. Yeah.
364
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,199
Yeah, forget getting escorted
to the parking lot.
365
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,067
You're making peoples' jobs
a misery.
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00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,702
You're going down to the dungeon
where a group of,
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00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,437
like, plague rats
are gonna eat your dick off.
368
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,472
-That's what they should do.
-(laughter, applause, cheering)
369
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:35,542
You're in Medieval Times.
'Cause here's the thing.
370
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You're never going
to stop people
371
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,245
from getting rowdy
at Medieval Times.
372
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,980
It's never gonna happen.
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Those people are just
trying to act
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like they're in medieval times.
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00:14:42,783 --> 00:14:44,551
That's why they're trying
to grab the falcon.
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00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,119
People in the year 1130--
377
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,889
they were definitely getting
drunk and messing with birds.
378
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:52,192
That was one of the only hobbies
back then, right?
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00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,695
You could drink mead
and throw shit at a falcon,
380
00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:56,697
or you could die in the street.
Those were the main activities.
381
00:14:56,797 --> 00:14:58,098
"What are you doing
next weekend?"
382
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,399
"I'm dying."
383
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,668
"Oh, no, no. I'm going
to catch a falcon."
384
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,271
So I'm glad. I'm glad these
workers are trying to unionize.
385
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,273
First of all,
I love Medieval Times, you know?
386
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,608
Where else can you get a glimpse
387
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,042
of what America's
gonna look like
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00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,377
when the Supreme Court is done?
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00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,379
-But also, but also...
-(laughter, groaning)
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-(applause and cheering) -these
people deserve protections.
391
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I mean,
these are serious performers.
392
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,787
Have you seen them in character?
They never break.
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00:15:20,888 --> 00:15:22,523
Never break character.
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00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:25,225
Almost made me wonder if,
like, they stay in character
395
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during the union negotiations,
you know?
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00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:29,229
(formal voice):
"We hereby demandeth
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"that our health care plan
cover leeches.
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00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,868
Also, our wenches and whores
want maternity leave."
399
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,237
(normal voice): "Oh, shit.
I'm sorry. Kimberly and Amber.
400
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,639
"Kimberly and Amber want
maternity leave.
401
00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:41,842
I'm sorry. I got carried away.
I got carried away."
402
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,379
You know, whenever I see
Medieval Times, I always wonder
403
00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:48,415
if 500 years from now, they're
gonna have a themed restaurant
404
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,350
where people come
to watch actors pretend
405
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,852
they're in the 2020s.
406
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,388
'Cause we're in the old times
of then, you know?
407
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,290
Is there someone who's gonna
stand in the middle like,
408
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,158
"Welcome to Millennial Times.
409
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,528
"Watch as this man of legend
binges Netflix
410
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,364
"while also scrolling
on his phone.
411
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,702
-Ooh. Ah."
-(applause)
412
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,604
All right,
that's it for the headlines,
413
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,272
but before we go,
let's check in on the traffic
414
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,875
with our very own
Roy Wood Jr., everybody!
415
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,844
(applause and cheering)
416
00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:19,446
Oh, yeah. What's up now?
417
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,948
-What's going on, Roy?
-What's up?
418
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,116
-Oh, man, good to see you.
Good to see you. -Now...
419
00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:25,052
So, what's happening
with the traffic, Roy?
420
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,921
Look, I don't even think we need
to talk about today's traffic.
421
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,257
-You never want to talk about
the traffic, Roy. -No, I do.
422
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,625
I do want to talk about traffic.
I want to talk
423
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,560
about the weekend traffic,
that holiday traffic.
424
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,928
-That's gonna be wild.
-Okay, okay.
425
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,430
We don't need to
talk about this, we need
426
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,665
to talk about this weekend. It's
gonna be a huge traffic weekend.
427
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,101
-It is, it is. -It's gonna be a
lot of-- you just need to be
428
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,271
wherever the traffic ain't.
That's where you need to be.
429
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,074
-Wh-- I'm sorry, what? -Yeah.
Look, look, I just want to
430
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,475
give people a couple tips.
I just want to give people
431
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,978
a few tips on how to deal
with the holiday traffic.
432
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,780
-Now, we-- -Oh, like, which
roads to go on and like that?
433
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:56,083
We already know the basics,
right? We already know
434
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,652
if you're stuck on the freeway,
you just take the shoulder,
435
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:02,189
you drive on the shoulder.
If you're in the carpool lane,
436
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,891
you just get-- you blow up
the sex dolls and put sex dolls
437
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,294
with you in the carpool lane.
If you got a rental car
438
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,330
you hit the curb but you
bulldoze people out the way.
439
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,866
Those are-those are the bread
and butter. But this traffic--
440
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,369
Fourth of July traffic--
gonna be crazy.
441
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,870
We got to level up.
442
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,573
You stuck in traffic right now--
whatever street you on,
443
00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:23,277
call in, like, a fire or
a heart attack or an emergency
444
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,212
up the street
where you're trying to go,
445
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:28,582
and then follow the ambulance
to wherever you need to go.
446
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:32,186
-You just follow the ambulance.
-That-that sounds crazy to me.
447
00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:34,054
That's--
I got that from Die Hard 3.
448
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,723
It's a great movie, lot of good
traffic tips in that movie.
449
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,326
Like, you-- but you-- That only
works for a couple of miles.
450
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,827
-Yeah. -That only works
for a couple of miles, you know?
451
00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:42,296
If you're trying to go somewhere
far, you got to call in
452
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,399
eight, nine tragedies
to get to where you're going.
453
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,501
So if you're trying to get far,
454
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:49,770
it's got to be bigger
than dealing with traffic.
455
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:52,372
You got to avoid traffic
altogether, Trevor.
456
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,842
-How do you do that? -You
got to avoid traffic altogether.
457
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,743
Everybody talks about,
you know, the best way
458
00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:59,079
to avoid traffic
is to leave early.
459
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,182
Uh-uh.
Leave late.
460
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,018
Oh, you mean, like, like,
8:00 p.m., 9:00 p.m.?
461
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,920
I'm talking about
for July 4th travel,
462
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,224
you should leave July 10th.
463
00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:12,326
-Leave late...
-Yeah.
464
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,328
-No, Roy.
-Leave late.
465
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,029
-Yeah, okay, fine.
-Late-late.
466
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,931
Yeah, but then you miss
the traffic, but you also miss
467
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,666
July 4th. Like,
the hot dogs, the fireworks.
468
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,302
-You miss it all. -Yeah, you
miss all of that, but you also
469
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,272
miss sitting on your ass in a
car for three and a half hours.
470
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,040
You miss the traffic too.
471
00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:29,042
-That's the beauty of it.
-But you miss July 4th!
472
00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:31,478
Trevor, what are you missing
with July 4th? What you missing?
473
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,313
-What-what-- what you-what you
missing? -Well, like,
474
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,283
-the hot dogs.
-The hot dog. This is America.
475
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,052
Every day we eat a hot dog
and try to blow up some shit.
476
00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:42,289
This-- July 4th is just a reason
to do what we was already doing.
477
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,957
People was popping fireworks
in the hood
478
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,793
where I grew up all the time.
479
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:49,830
Fireworks and barbecue
is a regular occurrence.
480
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:53,300
-No, Roy, no. No, I mean--
-This is not something new, man.
481
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,969
Okay, miss July 4th
to escape July 4th traffic.
482
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:59,173
All right, that's--
that's a tip.
483
00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:00,574
It's a damn good tip.
484
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:03,544
I don't like your judgment
in your face right now.
485
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,612
I'm not judging you, I just
think it's weird. All right.
486
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,482
Look, I'm just-- But I'm-I'm--
Look, it's just important
487
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,784
over the holiday weekend
488
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,653
-that you stay safe, you know
what I am saying? -Yes.
489
00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:15,289
-Yes. -Stay safe. You do your
best to obey the speed limit.
490
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:19,693
If you feel yourself drowsy,
pull over. Do not drive drowsy,
491
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,862
especially if you've got kids
in the car. If you got kids
492
00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,264
in the car and you're
feeling drowsy, pull over,
493
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,701
let them kids drive.
494
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,470
Kids got to kick in and
they got to pull they weight.
495
00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:32,472
-So you let them kids drive
-Yeah, but that's illegal.
496
00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:34,174
and you just get in the
backseat, get you some sleep.
497
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:37,077
You got them sex dolls back
there anyway, you can cuddle up.
498
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,346
Yeah, but Roy, that's illegal.
That's a crime.
499
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,481
It comes off their record
when they 18.
500
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:44,551
There ain't nobody trippin'
on no kid hitting a couple--
501
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,254
So, what-- your six-year-old
sideswiped a couple cars--
502
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,590
don't nobody care.
They-they seal the records.
503
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,658
I'll teach you about that later.
504
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,862
Well, these are some fantastic
tips, Roy. Any-Anything else?
505
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:00,200
No, you know, man,
I got to bounce, man.
506
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,203
I'm headed down to Alabama
for Fourth of July.
507
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,173
And I think my son
just pulled up.
508
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,109
I got to--
My son driving.
509
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,744
How-how old is your son, Roy?
510
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:14,114
Eight.
511
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,115
-You know what, Roy Wood Jr.,
everybody. -He can
512
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,550
reach the pedals, though.
513
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,885
-(cheering, applause) -He can
reach the pedals, though.
514
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:19,520
All right, when we come back,
Desi Lydic
515
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,588
is gonna tell us
how June got so gay,
516
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,856
so don't go away.
517
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,992
(cheering, applause continuing)
518
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,766
(cheering and applause)
519
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,406
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
520
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,242
Tomorrow is the last day
of Pride Month,
521
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,278
after which Ron DeSantis
522
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,580
can safely look
at a rainbow once again.
523
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,582
But how did Pride Month start?
524
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,817
Well, Desi Lydic has the answer.
525
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,452
Happy Pride Month, everyone.
526
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:56,555
Or, as it's called
at Mike Pence's house, June.
527
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,625
Pride is a celebration
of queerness, acceptance
528
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,028
and club remixes
you can actually dance to.
529
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,364
And today, I'm here
at RuPaul's private pool
530
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,667
to tell you
how Pride Month came to be.
531
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,968
Because,
just like all queer people,
532
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,637
June has a coming out story
of its own.
533
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,806
You can say Pride's roots
go back to the '60s
534
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,875
with Philly's
Reminder Day pickets.
535
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,111
Reminder Day was like the
precursor to what Pride is now
536
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,981
in the same way that Madonna
was the precursor to Lady Gaga.
537
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,582
And if you don't get
that reference,
538
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,484
you should probably
stop watching now
539
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,220
because this is a pride segment,
and you're a terrible ally.
540
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,123
The '60s also saw protests
all over America,
541
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,025
like the Black Cat Tavern riot
in L.A.
542
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,527
and a protest at the White House
543
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,429
demanding
equal employment opportunities
544
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:37,830
for gay people.
545
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,266
That's right. It used
to be legal to fire people
546
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,735
just for being gay,
which makes no sense.
547
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,837
Who you have sex with
should have no bearing
548
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,305
on whether
you get to keep your job.
549
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,507
Unless do you it
on the copy machine.
550
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:52,078
Little-known fact: that is
how most paper jams get started.
551
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,846
I learned the hard way.
552
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,882
-(clamoring) -But then, of
course, came Stonewall in '69,
553
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,118
when police raided a gay bar
in New York City
554
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,319
called the Stonewall Inn
555
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,622
and the queer community
fought back.
556
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,092
It was such a significant moment
in America's gay rights movement
557
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:09,362
that, to this day, that whole
block is now a historic site
558
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,564
visited by people
from all over the world.
559
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,366
The only way that corner
of Christopher Street
560
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,500
would attract more gay people
561
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,902
is if Britney had
a residency there.
562
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,171
Stonewall was
the big turning point.
563
00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:21,307
Though they still faced
so much discrimination,
564
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:24,510
the LGBTQ community
finally felt empowered enough
565
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,679
to hold big public celebrations.
566
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,015
The first ever official
Gay Pride Parade
567
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,017
was held in Chicago in 1970.
568
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:34,820
But, one day later, New York
held an entire Pride Week.
569
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,722
During
this seven-day celebration,
570
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:39,358
the community marched from
the Village to Central Park,
571
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,694
with slogans like
"Gay, Gay All the Way"
572
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:42,962
and "Gay Power,"
573
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,497
which isn't just a good slogan--
574
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,831
it's also the energy source
575
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,867
that keeps the lights running
on Broadway.
576
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,169
-(sings high note) -Of course,
we can't talk about Pride
577
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:52,238
without talking
about the symbol of it.
578
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:55,174
No, not your grandparents
googling "What is scissoring?"
579
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:57,109
I'm talking
about the Rainbow Flag,
580
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,179
which was designed in 1978
by Gilbert Baker.
581
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,748
He called himself
"the gay Betsy Ross."
582
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,951
Which makes sense.
Not only did they both design
583
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,953
iconic flags,
but they also belonged
584
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,522
to communities
where wigs were very popular.
585
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,024
One of the coolest things
about Gilbert Baker was
586
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,327
that he refused
to trademark the Pride flag.
587
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,362
He wanted everyone
to be able to share it
588
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,631
and reinterpret it,
which is why today,
589
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,701
the flag has become as fluid
as sexuality itself.
590
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,436
By the time
we reached the '80s,
591
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,871
the AIDS crisis came
to the forefront,
592
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,206
and Pride took on
a new mission.
593
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:29,942
It wasn't just about
visibility and acceptance.
594
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,912
It was about destigmatizing
and promoting public health,
595
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,413
which was
especially important
596
00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:37,016
because the federal government
pretty much just pretended
597
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,551
AIDS didn't exist,
598
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,153
like what Tom Hanks does
with Chet.
599
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,722
Once we made it to the '90s,
600
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,558
Pride was even more mainstream
than ever before.
601
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,560
And in 1999,
President Bill Clinton signed
602
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,830
the executive order
officially recognizing June
603
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,032
as Pride Month
for the first time.
604
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,234
Yeah, if two people
of the same gender wanted
605
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,970
to have sexual relations,
that was fine with him.
606
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,939
Even if he didn't
totally understand
607
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,941
the definition
of "sexual relations."
608
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,076
I did not have...
609
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,412
Clinton's executive order
referred to June
610
00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:08,180
as Gay and Lesbian
Pride Month.
611
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:10,383
Then, in 2009,
President Obama changed it
612
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:13,519
to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual
and Transgender Pride Month.
613
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,688
Then President Trump
dialed it back a little
614
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,890
and just called it
LGBT Pride Month.
615
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,558
Which makes sense--
616
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,894
no big words and it's
less scary for Mike Pence.
617
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,996
But these days,
the Biden administration
618
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:27,133
extended the name again
to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual,
619
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,035
Transgender
and Queer Pride Month,
620
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,404
making, it as of now,
the only thing
621
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,539
that's been
built back better.
622
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,975
But whatever you call it,
Pride has truly become
623
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,111
a global phenomenon.
It's celebrated everywhere.
624
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,814
Manila, South Africa,
Brazil, Madrid--
625
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,951
Pride's gone to so many places,
if it had an Instagram,
626
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:47,086
you'd have to
mute their stories.
627
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,322
We get it, Pride,
you had fun in Spain.
628
00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,657
Stop making the rest of us
feel so boring.
629
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,860
So, this month, don't forget
where Pride came from
630
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,897
and all the people who fought
to make it a reality.
631
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:01,367
The LGBTQ community
still faces many challenges,
632
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:04,136
but it's also experienced
a lot of progress.
633
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:07,540
And if you ask me,
that's worth celebrating.
634
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,108
RUPAUL:
Hello, hello, hello.
635
00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:12,111
Shit. RuPaul's back
from vacation early.
636
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,246
♪ ♪
637
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,884
(cheering, applause)
638
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,486
Thank you so much
for that, Desi. All right,
639
00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:22,021
when we come back,
Van Lathan Jr.
640
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,123
will be joining me on the show,
so don't go away.
641
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,258
(cheering, applause continuing)
642
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,269
(cheering and applause)
643
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:44,275
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight
644
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:47,011
is the cohost
of the Higher Learning podcast,
645
00:25:47,111 --> 00:25:49,447
and he's here to talk
about his new memoir,
646
00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:51,616
Fat, Crazy, and Tired:
647
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,252
Tales from the Trenches
of Transformation.
648
00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,420
Please welcome Van Lathan Jr.
649
00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,556
-♪ ♪
-(cheering and applause)
650
00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:04,328
Trevor, how you doing?
651
00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,636
-What is up?
-Welcome to The Daily Show.
652
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:14,305
-What's up, my man?
-It's, uh, good to see you here,
653
00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:16,407
uh, especially
after reading the book.
654
00:26:16,507 --> 00:26:18,609
You know, I-I know many people
will probably know your face
655
00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:20,411
-from TMZ. You know?
-Yeah.
656
00:26:20,511 --> 00:26:22,980
People have seen you, uh,
you know, on your podcast now,
657
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,682
which is weird 'cause now
we watch people's podcasts,
658
00:26:24,782 --> 00:26:26,951
-which is whatever. Um...
-(laughs)
659
00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:28,653
But yeah. But it feels
like you've done everything,
660
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,555
and now you're in the world
of being an author
661
00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:31,789
-with-with...
-Mm.
662
00:26:31,889 --> 00:26:34,525
...what, I-I mean,
I have to is-is a really,
663
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:37,161
um, I think
it's a really revealing book.
664
00:26:37,328 --> 00:26:39,831
-Mm. -You know?
You-you open yourself up.
665
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:40,965
-It's really vulnerable.
-Yeah.
666
00:26:41,065 --> 00:26:42,967
Fat, Crazy and Tired.
667
00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:45,470
Talk me through why you thought
this was gonna be
668
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:46,671
what defined your memoir?
669
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,739
So...
(laughing)
670
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,575
(laughter)
671
00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:53,778
Um, so, initially,
672
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:54,979
like, part of my story
673
00:26:55,079 --> 00:26:56,447
has always been my weight loss,
right?
674
00:26:56,547 --> 00:26:59,150
-Yeah. -I used to be,
uh, a lot heavier.
675
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:02,220
Um, I was around,
like, 370 pounds, right?
676
00:27:02,353 --> 00:27:04,655
-Wow. -And, so,
whenever you tell someone that,
677
00:27:04,755 --> 00:27:05,923
that's kind of the response.
678
00:27:06,023 --> 00:27:07,425
-Of course.
-It's like, "Wow," right?
679
00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,026
And I remember the first time
680
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,762
I ever expressed that
to a lot of people,
681
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:14,699
they were so amazed by it
that I was like,
682
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,701
"Well, let me do a...
let me write a book
683
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,503
"and talk about,
like, how it was
684
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,772
-that I took control
of my health." Right? -Uh-huh.
685
00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:24,041
-Uh-huh. -Um, and I know people
are looking at me right now,
686
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,377
and they're going,
"Well, wow. He's fat."
687
00:27:26,410 --> 00:27:27,812
-And... (laughs)
-(laughter)
688
00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:29,714
-I don't think anyone
was thinking that. -No, no.
689
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,382
What I'm saying is
the pandemic came,
690
00:27:31,415 --> 00:27:33,484
and like everyone else,
like, you know,
691
00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,186
-I put some weight on.
-Right. Right. Uh-huh.
692
00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:38,556
So, when I started reading
the book, I had a revelation--
693
00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,858
When I started writing the book,
I should say, I had a revelation
694
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:44,762
that, like, there's something
inherently wrong
695
00:27:44,862 --> 00:27:46,664
about me telling people
696
00:27:46,764 --> 00:27:49,534
how it was that I became
socially acceptable.
697
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:51,569
-Interesting.
-That there is something wrong
698
00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:54,138
with me saying,
hey, I was this one way
699
00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:57,175
that people, for no good reason,
excoriate you
700
00:27:57,341 --> 00:27:59,944
and make you feel, uh,
you know, ashamed for it,
701
00:28:00,044 --> 00:28:02,413
-and look how I became
one of you. -Right.
702
00:28:02,513 --> 00:28:04,382
Even though it's inspirational
for some people,
703
00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,383
it didn't feel right.
704
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:06,984
So I thought it was better
705
00:28:07,084 --> 00:28:09,987
to explore some of the stigmas,
706
00:28:10,087 --> 00:28:12,023
some of the ways that
sometimes people lose control
707
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,024
of their health,
708
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,692
and some
of the very good reasons
709
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,028
that you might find yourself
mentally or physically
710
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,163
or spiritually in a spot
you don't want to be in,
711
00:28:19,263 --> 00:28:20,431
and that's kind of what
the book is.
712
00:28:20,531 --> 00:28:21,833
(cheering and applause)
713
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:23,367
The, um...
714
00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:26,637
The book takes us
through your life, you know?
715
00:28:26,737 --> 00:28:28,773
It touches on your relationship
with your father.
716
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,042
It touches on your journey
as a human being.
717
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,211
Many people recognize your face
from TMZ,
718
00:28:33,377 --> 00:28:34,445
and you talk about that
in the book
719
00:28:34,545 --> 00:28:35,913
and-and the place that it was
720
00:28:36,013 --> 00:28:37,915
-and-and the life
that you were living. -Sure.
721
00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:40,651
I-I found it really interesting
that you wrote
722
00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:43,588
-about the environment at TMZ...
-Mm-hmm.
723
00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:46,324
...in what felt, to me,
like a very measured way.
724
00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:48,326
Y-You know,
you talk about Harvey,
725
00:28:48,426 --> 00:28:51,662
-who everyone knows as the face
of TMZ on television. -Mm-hmm.
726
00:28:51,762 --> 00:28:53,498
And you talked
about how he shaped you,
727
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:54,999
how he encouraged you,
728
00:28:55,099 --> 00:28:57,835
-how he nurtured you into a lot
of who you are today. -Sure.
729
00:28:57,935 --> 00:28:59,937
But, at the same time,
you talk about the conflicts
730
00:29:00,037 --> 00:29:02,106
that you had with him
when you felt like TMZ
731
00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:05,343
-was, you know,
pushing Trump propaganda. -Yeah.
732
00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:08,579
H-How-how did you find,
you know...
733
00:29:08,679 --> 00:29:10,915
I guess it's not a balance,
but-but how did you reconcile
734
00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:13,785
a relationship with somebody
who you grew to admire
735
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,020
against a person
who clearly had politics
736
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,255
that you were against?
'Cause that--
737
00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:18,790
It feels like that's happening
all over America.
738
00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:21,993
It's insanely difficult, and I--
and my heart goes out,
739
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,228
uh, to anyone
who's dealing with it.
740
00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:25,429
It's-it's not easy.
741
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:28,699
And the-the thing
that's not easy about it is,
742
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,701
um...
743
00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:33,438
the feeling that you feel
being Black,
744
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:36,174
being a woman,
being gay in this country,
745
00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:39,510
when you can see danger coming
and you're saying to someone
746
00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:42,013
who, for whatever reason,
you had a relationship with,
747
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,315
"This is dangerous.
This is dangerous."
748
00:29:44,348 --> 00:29:47,952
As Black people, we are experts
at sounding the alarm.
749
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:50,054
Like, my mother...
I would bring people home.
750
00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,722
My mother would be like,
"That-that boy right there,
751
00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,858
-the third one? He a snitch."
I'm like, "What?" -(laughing)
752
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,860
(laughter)
753
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,728
Y-You know what I mean?
You're like...
754
00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,630
I'll be like, "What?"
Like, "The third from over.
755
00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:00,832
"Right there.
Not the one with the pink.
756
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,333
The one with the blue
is a snitch."
757
00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:04,769
-And we're always telling...
-It's hypervigilance, yeah.
758
00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:06,337
Yeah,
we're always telling each other,
759
00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:07,872
-"Watch out for danger.
Watch out for danger." -Mm-hmm.
760
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,574
So, Trump comes,
761
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,709
and I'm like,
"Danger, danger, danger."
762
00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:13,010
And it's not just me.
763
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,913
-It's so many people
in the office. -Mm-hmm.
764
00:30:16,013 --> 00:30:18,349
"Danger, danger,
danger, danger, danger."
765
00:30:18,382 --> 00:30:19,550
"Ah, he's not gonna do
any of that.
766
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:20,952
He's not gonna do
any of that stuff."
767
00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:23,421
We're actively out there
peddling some of that stuff,
768
00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,156
and where are we at now, Trevor?
769
00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:26,724
Where are we at now?
770
00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:29,427
Everyone who had
whatever reasons they had
771
00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:32,630
uh, for throwing their support
behind him
772
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:35,666
and being as vocal about
supporting him as they did,
773
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,436
millions and millions
and millions and millions
774
00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:40,805
of women now don't have control
of their own bodies.
775
00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:44,375
And I wonder, like, if I could
even talk to him right now,
776
00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:45,877
which him and I don't speak
anymore,
777
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:49,313
how do you feel as it regards
to part of your legacy,
778
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,549
-having been a part
of something like that? -Mm.
779
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:53,551
Especially
when it wasn't just me.
780
00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:56,587
It was the women in the office,
it was all kinds of people
781
00:30:56,687 --> 00:30:58,990
saying, "This is not something
that we are...
782
00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:00,958
-that we're comfortable with."
-Right.
783
00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:03,427
And it ended up being, to be
honest with you, something,
784
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,930
you know, I talk about it
in the book,
785
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,633
that was a real sticking point
between him and I.
786
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:09,901
And once again, I'm not gonna...
787
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,903
People can have whatever kind
of opinions
788
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:13,738
they want to have about Harvey,
789
00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,373
but at some of the lowest points
in my life,
790
00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:17,008
I thought
I had an advocate there,
791
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:18,543
and it was just really,
really disappointing
792
00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:20,344
during that time politically.
793
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,346
It really is a fascinating book
that takes us
794
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,748
through your life,
though your journey.
795
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:27,118
And I know you've gone on to do,
you know, many things now.
796
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,587
You know, you worked on,
as an executive producer...
797
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:30,922
-Mm-hmm.
-the Oscar-winning short film
798
00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,256
Two Distant Strangers.
799
00:31:32,356 --> 00:31:34,492
-Yeah.
-You know, you're now an author.
800
00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:36,360
-It feels like your life
is opening up-- -(applause)
801
00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:39,363
-(cheering) -And you--
you're getting into a place
802
00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:42,400
where Van Lathan is changing.
I mean, people--
803
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,768
I didn't know this.
I didn't know that you
804
00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:45,937
used to be a tour guide
on one of those TMZ buses
805
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,206
-driving around in L.A.
-Yeah. Yeah.
806
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:49,841
And-and, you know,
your life has gone
807
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,876
in a really magical direction.
808
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,177
What do you hope to achieve
from here?
809
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:56,314
Where are you trying to go,
um, and-and why?
810
00:31:56,380 --> 00:32:00,551
Are you guys ready for an L.A.,
like, super flaky, weird answer?
811
00:32:00,651 --> 00:32:02,653
-Yeah. Yeah, we're ready.
-Are you guys ready for it?
812
00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:06,858
I'm peace, man. I-- Like, like,
what I want out of my life
813
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:11,062
-is physical, emotional
and psychological peace. -Mm.
814
00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:13,698
-(applause)
-Um, my father died, right?
815
00:32:15,399 --> 00:32:19,537
Um, my father died, right?
And, I'll be honest--
816
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:23,241
the way my father, who was, uh--
817
00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,109
-he died while I was
writing the book. -Yeah.
818
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:28,713
So, I have a chapter in there
about him. Um, the way
819
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:33,184
that he died sort of, for me,
reflected the way that he lived.
820
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:34,519
He was just going.
821
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:37,355
-He was a man that could
run through any wall. -Hm.
822
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,524
You put a problem up
in front of him,
823
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,026
he doesn't negotiate
the problem, he obliterates it.
824
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,461
But he's always
waiting for the next thing
825
00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:45,062
to overcome. Right?
826
00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,799
You never get to that point to
where you have an understanding
827
00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:50,635
of who are you, what you are
and the environment around you.
828
00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:52,303
And the lessons
that I learned from him--
829
00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:54,672
You know, the way-the way my dad
died, I didn't get a chance
830
00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:56,707
to even see him. I got a call.
"Hey, your father's
831
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,643
-been taken to the hospital,
he passed away." -Wow.
832
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,212
Um, and so, for me,
I want to make sure
833
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,881
that I have
things in my life in order
834
00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:07,652
to where I feel good,
peaceful and reassured
835
00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:10,121
about where I'm going,
who I am,
836
00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:12,690
and how the people around me
feel supported and encouraged,
837
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:14,559
and so, that's the
most important thing in my life
838
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:17,328
beyond anything, uh,
professional, beyond anything,
839
00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:20,398
any amount of money I could get.
I like money. Um...
840
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,134
But-- but I just
want to have some peace, bruh.
841
00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:24,469
-I love that, man.
-Yeah?
842
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:26,237
Thank you so much
for joining me on the show.
843
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,705
-I appreciate you.
-I appreciate you.
844
00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,807
Fat, Crazy and Tired
845
00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:31,609
is available now
wherever books are sold.
846
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,345
We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back after this.
847
00:33:34,378 --> 00:33:36,347
(cheering, applause)
848
00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,319
(cheering, applause)
849
00:33:42,419 --> 00:33:43,353
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
850
00:33:43,453 --> 00:33:45,289
But before we go, before we go,
851
00:33:45,389 --> 00:33:46,557
if you or someone you know
852
00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:48,826
needs help
accessing abortion care,
853
00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:51,228
please go to AbortionFinder.org
854
00:33:51,328 --> 00:33:54,331
or call the national abortion
hotline at the number below.
855
00:33:54,431 --> 00:33:55,966
You still have options.
856
00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:58,001
Until next time,
stay safe out there.
857
00:33:58,101 --> 00:34:01,572
And remember, they can't
cancel every flight,
858
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,608
so just book a seat
on all of them.
859
00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:06,877
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
860
00:34:06,977 --> 00:34:09,046
♪ ♪
861
00:34:09,146 --> 00:34:10,214
(crunching, smacking)
862
00:34:10,314 --> 00:34:12,950
(slurping, gulping)
863
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,952
Oh. Oh!
864
00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:17,287
(crunching, smacking)
865
00:34:22,993 --> 00:34:24,361
Mmm.
866
00:34:24,461 --> 00:34:27,030
Oh, this is good.
This is the brie and fig.
867
00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:28,298
MAN: This is the dumbest.
868
00:34:28,398 --> 00:34:29,399
-It's-- You're the dumbest.
-(laughing)
869
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,535
(crunching, smacking)
870
00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:40,878
Oh, my God.
It's everything you imagine.
871
00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:43,013
(crunching, smacking)
872
00:34:43,113 --> 00:34:44,214
(slurping)
873
00:34:44,381 --> 00:34:45,415
Oh. Oh!
874
00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:47,251
(chortling)