1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:03,470 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 2 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,239 the only city in America, 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,107 it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:08,408 Tonight, 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,278 tracking the abortion conversation, 6 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,714 a look back at Pride Month, 7 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:16,483 and Van Lathan Jr. 8 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:20,487 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,623 (cheering and applause) 10 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,971 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:40,674 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,377 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:44,811 Thank you for being here. 14 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,446 Good to see you. Good to see you. 15 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,581 Take a seat. Let's do it, everybody. 16 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,017 We've got a great show for you tonight. 17 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:52,686 Russia is turning Europe into the Avengers, 18 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,322 Desi Lydic finds out where Pride Month came from, 19 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:56,757 and I'm sorry to tell you, 20 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,359 but your flight this weekend has just been canceled. 21 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:00,894 So, let's do this, people. 22 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,330 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 23 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,465 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 24 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,737 Okay. 25 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:14,074 Let's kick things off with some major international news. 26 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:15,876 It has now been four months 27 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,845 since Vladimir Putin sent his troops 28 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,546 on the shittiest road trip ever, 29 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:23,217 and not only has he failed to quickly overwhelm Ukraine, 30 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:26,954 he's managed to unite the rest of Europe against him. 31 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,288 A landmark announcement today. 32 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,991 NATO formally invited Sweden and Finland 33 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,493 to join the alliance, and President Biden announced 34 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,197 that the U.S. will strengthen its military posture in Europe. 35 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,832 NEWSWOMAN: NATO's 30 member countries 36 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,168 are poised to add two more. 37 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,503 The move will more than double 38 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,938 the length of NATO's border with Russia. 39 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,775 I'm pleased to announce that we now have an agreement. 40 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,278 NEWSWOMAN: Sweden and Finland applied for NATO membership 41 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,180 last month. 42 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,849 Putin's decision to invade one neighbor 43 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,152 had them worried he might be willing to attack another. 44 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,821 After 200 years 45 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,490 of military nonalignment, 46 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:06,493 Sweden has chosen a new path. 47 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,195 Wow! This is huge. 48 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,531 Sweden is joining NATO. 49 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,133 You understand they've been a neutral country 50 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,968 for 200 years. 51 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,303 200 years. 52 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:17,905 Even when the World Wars were happening, 53 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,139 they were sitting on the side like, 54 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:20,641 "Well, that's none of my business." 55 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,676 (laughter) 56 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:26,246 But today, they are ending their neutrality. 57 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:29,583 This is so wild. This is like the moment in a kung fu movie 58 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,386 where the monk drops his broomstick and is like, 59 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,688 "I'm taking a new vow. Mm! 60 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,791 To whip some ass." (grunts) 61 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,561 And, surely, at this point, even Vladimir Putin 62 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,763 can admit that this invasion has been an abject failure. 63 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,565 Right? Because y-you realize 64 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,201 the whole reason he gave for invading Ukraine 65 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,102 was to stop the expansion of NATO, 66 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,171 and now his war has caused 67 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,907 the expansion of NATO. 68 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,375 You know? 69 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,010 (cheering and applause) 70 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,946 It's sort of like... 71 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:02,249 It's sort of like those, um, those DARE antidrug programs. 72 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,351 Remember those? They try to scare kids away from drugs 73 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,119 by sending cops into schools who are like, 74 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,622 "Gather round. Let me teach you about drugs." 75 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:09,890 And then 12-year-old kids were like, 76 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,359 "Okay, crack sounds fun. 77 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:14,294 We're doing crack, guys." 78 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:15,829 (laughter) 79 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,364 Now, look, it is a big deal. 80 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:20,300 It is a big deal that Sweden and Finland are joining NATO. 81 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,735 But I-I'll be honest. 82 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,638 I don't know if it's gonna scare Russia into retreat. 83 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,973 'Cause let's be honest. 84 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,708 These people aren't exactly the Vikings 85 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,343 they used to be, you know? 86 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,645 Yeah. Back in the day, they would pillage your village 87 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,581 and have sex with you on Showtime, you know? 88 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,116 (laughter and applause) 89 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,919 But these days, they're not exactly military superpowers. 90 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:42,523 I mean, their fighter jets are probably made by IKEA, you know? 91 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,891 Yeah, they look great, 92 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,626 but you don't want to sit on them. 93 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,227 (laughter) 94 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,462 Actually, you know what? Maybe... 95 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,897 Maybe that's what they should do. 96 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,865 Yeah, they should use their IKEA powers 97 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,134 to help them win the war in Ukraine. 98 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,602 That's what they should do. They should... 99 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,104 (cheering and applause) 100 00:03:57,171 --> 00:03:59,473 They should try and distract the troops with meatballs. 101 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,775 Just be like, "Would you like some? Would you like some?" 102 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,644 Or-or they should put those stickers on the floor 103 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:04,811 all over Ukraine. Yeah. 104 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,113 'Cause that way, the Russian troops 105 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,881 will never get where they're going. Yeah. 106 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:11,318 "Where's Kyiv? I keep ending up in the kitchen section. 107 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,555 Goddamn it, again. Again, Boris. Again." 108 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,190 (laughter) 109 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,091 But let's move on from the war in Europe 110 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:20,727 to the war that America is waging on women's bodies. 111 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,663 Ever since the Supreme Court decided 112 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,164 that having a child is a sacred choice 113 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,867 between a woman and her state legislature, 114 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,902 abortion laws have been chaos. 115 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,972 Because, you see, some states banned abortion, 116 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,574 some states are protecting abortion, 117 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,342 and other states banned abortion, 118 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,178 but then their courts unbanned those bans, 119 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,481 so abortion is legal again until they reban it. 120 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,917 Which means right now, women's reproductive rights 121 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,752 are as unpredictable as the McRib. 122 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,421 It's here. It's gone. It's here. It's gone. 123 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,923 It's back again. It's gone. 124 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,226 And it turns out the overturning of Roe v. Wade 125 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,094 has been such an earthquake 126 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,630 that it sent shock waves through the rest of the world. 127 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,233 In fact, France and Israel 128 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,535 saw what happened in America 129 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,138 and decided to strengthen their abortion rights 130 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:06,773 in their countries. Imagine that. 131 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:08,909 -(cheering and applause) -Just imagine that. 132 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,046 And I don't know... I don't know if you remember this, 133 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,048 but that's what Canada did with guns. 134 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,051 Right? They saw the two mass shootings in America, 135 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,120 and they took away Canadian guns. 136 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,256 (cheering and applause) 137 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,058 So, I guess in a way... 138 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:28,629 In a way, America still is a world leader, you know? 139 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,097 Yeah. America does something, 140 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,866 and that leads the world in the opposite direction. 141 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,801 Yeah, at this point, America's almost like 142 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:37,704 the dumb kid in class that you reverse-cheat off of. 143 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,806 You know? It's just like, "He circled 'C' 144 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,209 so it's definitely not 'C.'" 145 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,148 But the big question in the States is, 146 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,317 if abortion is illegal, 147 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,920 how are the states going to enforce that? 148 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,254 Well, it turns out 149 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,790 they might have a snitch in your pockets. 150 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,193 NEWSWOMAN: In the wake of the Supreme Court's decision 151 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:00,928 to overturn Roe v. Wade, 152 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:04,298 many women are now deleting their period-tracking apps. 153 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,134 Now, privacy experts are concerned that data from apps 154 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,603 like Flo and Clue could potentially be used 155 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,539 to identify someone that's seeking an abortion. 156 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:16,109 The data on your phone in apps, 157 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,479 search data, and other digital data 158 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,082 is not necessarily protected by HIPAA. 159 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,517 I think it's important that people realize 160 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,519 there have been past court cases 161 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:28,121 where online searches for abortion pills 162 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,390 or abortion services have been used 163 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:31,959 -to prosecute women. -That's right. 164 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,595 That's right. If prosecutors are aggressive enough, 165 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,898 they could use your apps or your search history on your phone 166 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,868 to prove that you had an abortion. 167 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,202 Which, first of all, 168 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,971 is a very unhealthy practice in a relationship. 169 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,706 You don't search through anyone's phone, okay? 170 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,875 It destroys trust. Don't do it. 171 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,076 And, also, 172 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,612 what a shit world for women to be living in. 173 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,381 Think about it. Like, you need to use your phone. 174 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,582 For everything. 175 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,251 Especially period tracking 176 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:58,819 or where you're gonna find an abortion clinic. 177 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,154 Like, how are you gonna search for abortion pills 178 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:02,456 without Google? 179 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,057 What, you're just gonna have to write a question 180 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,626 on a piece of paper, throw it out the window, 181 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,027 and hope for the best? 182 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,597 But that's where-- that's where we are in America right now. 183 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,566 Women taking care of their own health 184 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,034 have to cover their tracks online 185 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,536 like they're planning a heist. 186 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,337 They got to disable location services. 187 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,340 They have to talk to each other through encrypted apps. 188 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,843 They have to kill the Duolingo owl before it snitches on them 189 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,711 in English and Italian. 190 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,481 And, you know... 191 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,149 (applause) 192 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,651 You know, this puts into perspective 193 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,719 just how much our phones know about all of us. 194 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,788 Right? Only when they say the government's gonna use 195 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,723 the things on your phone to come after you. 196 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,759 'Cause your phones know where you go, 197 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:39,826 you know, who you're with, 198 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,395 what we eat, what we buy, 199 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,597 which actor we can't remember from that movie 200 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,399 whose name we forgot. 201 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,668 It means, at any moment, cops could just bust down your door, 202 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,436 like bam! "You're under arrest! 203 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:50,971 "And, by the way, it's Richard Gere! 204 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,673 Yeah, that was him." 205 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,343 That's why, whenever I use apps or anything online, 206 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,245 I try to throw the authorities off. 207 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,714 Yeah. Like, whenever I'm doing something shady, 208 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,250 I never search "Where do I find weed?" 209 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,852 No. 210 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,019 I search 211 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,589 "Where does Mitch McConnell find weed?" 212 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,724 (cheering and applause) 213 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,028 Yeah. 214 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,132 Now, 215 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,934 now the cops are looking for Mitch McConnell 216 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,669 and I've got the munchies. 217 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,273 All right, let's talk about summer vacation, 218 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,076 that special time of year where you don't get laid 219 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,911 in a different city. 220 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,747 The U.S. travel industry is expecting record numbers 221 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,749 this weekend, as the summer season kicks off 222 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,752 with some 42 million people 223 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,054 driving to their vacation spots. 224 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:43,891 So if you have to pee, go now. 225 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,959 Because we are not stopping. 226 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,127 And, believe it or not, 227 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,062 as chaotic as it's gonna be on the roads, 228 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,965 it turns out it could be even worse in the sky. 229 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,468 NEWSMAN: Hundreds of flights canceled across the U.S. today. 230 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,937 More than a thousand flights canceled over the weekend. 231 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,139 The summer travel season is heating up 232 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,908 and so is frustration. 233 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,609 NEWSWOMAN: For thousands of Americans this week, 234 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:06,246 their summer getaways landing them in an airport Armageddon. 235 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:09,816 More than 2,000 flights axed just since yesterday. 236 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,920 Travel app Hopper reports more than a quarter of recent flights 237 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,023 have been delayed, fueled by industry staffing shortages, 238 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,492 soaring demand, and severe weather. 239 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,694 The chaos comes just as airports brace 240 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,697 for another flood of travelers July 4 weekend. 241 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,767 An anticipated 11 million to pass through airports 242 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:30,237 over the holiday, despite the soaring cost of travel. 243 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,072 NEWSWOMAN 2: Envoy Air, a regional carrier 244 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,275 owned by American Airlines, is now offering pilots 245 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,811 triple pay to work on their days off, 246 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,613 saying it's part of a... 247 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,120 Industry experts say, big picture, 248 00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:48,956 the airlines just weren't ready 249 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,292 for this kind of demand coming out of the pandemic. 250 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,795 I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry, hold on. 251 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,532 Did they say airlines didn't expect... 252 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,834 that there would be a surge in air travel 253 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,303 after the entire planet was trapped in our bedrooms 254 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,505 for two years straight, 255 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,874 speaking to our grandmas through a hazmat suit? 256 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,142 You didn't expect that shit? 257 00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:10,577 What is-- Like, why? Why is it 258 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,280 that airlines are always shocked... 259 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,048 by things that should be easily predictable? 260 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,583 -You're shocked? -(cheering and applause) 261 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,886 "Oh, I was shocked! 262 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,355 "Oh. Who would have thought 263 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,591 "people want to travel after they couldn't for a long time? 264 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:25,993 "Oh, guys, it turns out 265 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,228 "that-that by booking too many people for the flight, 266 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,597 "there are now too many people for this flight. 267 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,666 "There is no way to know that this could have happened. 268 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,935 Who could have seen this coming?" 269 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,570 Of course people want to travel. 270 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,572 We've been cooped up for years. 271 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,507 In fact, I'll bet you half the people at January 6 272 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,309 were just there for a change of scenery. 273 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,479 You know? It was like, "I don't really want to hang Mike Pence, 274 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,981 but it's better than staying home in Idaho!" 275 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,585 And you got to admit, all the TV during the pandemic 276 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,020 made it worse. 277 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,055 We watched all those cool shows 278 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,258 where people were having fun in Fiji, you know? 279 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,693 Or in Paris. 280 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,261 Or in South Korea. 281 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,364 It made everything look so cool. 282 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,366 I want to play red light, green light. 283 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,435 (laughter) 284 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,305 So, of course, people are traveling in record numbers. 285 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,640 And you know, you realize we don't even care 286 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,175 that flying has gotten worse and worse. 287 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,711 Everyone wants to travel. 288 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,279 Everything has gotten worse about flying. 289 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,315 Everything's delayed, leg room is shrinking, 290 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:24,218 your bags are always on another flight going somewhere else. 291 00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:26,119 But we don't have a choice, right? 292 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,988 Airlines have got us, man. 293 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,990 Yeah, soon the airlines are going to be like, "All right, 294 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,558 "we've replaced all the seats 295 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,761 -with just a spike that goes up your butt." -(laughter) 296 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,697 What are we going to do? We're just gonna be like, 297 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,732 "Well, lube it up, 'cause I'm going to Disneyland." 298 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,601 (laughter) 299 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,436 "I'm going." 300 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,572 (applause and cheering) 301 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:49,142 I will say I am happy that cabin crews 302 00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:51,211 and pilots are getting paid more because of this, yeah. 303 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,980 'Cause they said that pilots are getting paid 304 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,016 triple their normal salary just to come to work, 305 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,851 which is great for them, yeah. 306 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,053 Although I will say, I'm a little worried 307 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,623 that the airlines being so desperate 308 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,893 might make the pilots a little cocky. 309 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,763 Uh, what's going on, bitches? 310 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,865 (laughter) 311 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,469 This is your captain speaking. And just, uh, FYI. 312 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,071 Today I'm balling out of control. 313 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,174 We're cruising at 50,000 feet to wherever the hell I want to go, 314 00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:22,376 'cause what are you gonna do about it? Find another pilot? 315 00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:24,678 Ha, ha! 316 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,947 Good luck with that. There are none. 317 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,749 I can do whatever I want. In fact, here. 318 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,751 Check this shit out. 319 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,487 Whoa! Oh! 320 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,123 Ha, ha! Man, that was fun. 321 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,958 By the way, uh, fasten your seatbelts. 322 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,794 Guess I should have said that first, right? (laughs) 323 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,763 Well, whatever. Enjoy your flight. 324 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:46,099 Uh, where's my copilot? I got to... pee. 325 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,467 Oh, there's no one here. 326 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:49,803 Okay, I guess I'll just do it right here. 327 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,372 (sighing): Ah. 328 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,709 Sit back, relax and enjoy the flight. 329 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,846 Balling! 330 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,181 (applause and cheering) 331 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,955 Can't believe you cheered for that pilot. What an asshole. 332 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,623 (laughter) 333 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,592 Oh, speaking of people getting paid more, 334 00:13:11,692 --> 00:13:13,126 all across the United States, 335 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:16,430 workers are unionizing to fight for better rights, right? 336 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:19,066 -(applause and cheering) -Yeah. This is happening everywhere. 337 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,669 From Amazon to Starbucks, even Apple, 338 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,739 and now, the movement is gaining so much steam, 339 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,375 it's even stretching back in time. 340 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,877 NEWSMAN: Medieval Times workers 341 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,411 in New Jersey will vote next month 342 00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:34,181 on forming the company's first union. 343 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,317 The group pushing for a safer and more enjoyable workplace, 344 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,086 citing safety concerns. 345 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,656 They claim, guests can be disruptive, make loud noises 346 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:44,191 and startle the horses 347 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,827 who will then throw the cast members off their backs. 348 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,962 NEWSWOMAN: Unruly children and drunken adults 349 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,098 have been known to grab actors and even reach out 350 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,468 to touch the falcon as it flies overhead. 351 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,370 Workers say Medieval Times skimps 352 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,438 on security to save money, 353 00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:01,875 leaving performers to enforce boundaries and police the crowd. 354 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,777 Wow. 355 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,579 Do you know how wild a crowd has to be 356 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,848 to mess with people in armor carrying swords? 357 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,850 (laughter) 358 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,518 I mean, I knew white people get drunk, 359 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,253 but this is a whole other level. This is... 360 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,723 "I want to fight that horse, bro!" 361 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,392 You know what they need to do, actually? 362 00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,561 They need to make a new policy that if you cause shit 363 00:14:20,661 --> 00:14:23,130 at Medieval Times, you get a medieval punishment. Yeah. 364 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,199 Yeah, forget getting escorted to the parking lot. 365 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,067 You're making peoples' jobs a misery. 366 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,702 You're going down to the dungeon where a group of, 367 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,437 like, plague rats are gonna eat your dick off. 368 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,472 -That's what they should do. -(laughter, applause, cheering) 369 00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:35,542 You're in Medieval Times. 'Cause here's the thing. 370 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,910 You're never going to stop people 371 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,245 from getting rowdy at Medieval Times. 372 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,980 It's never gonna happen. 373 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,348 Those people are just trying to act 374 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,683 like they're in medieval times. 375 00:14:42,783 --> 00:14:44,551 That's why they're trying to grab the falcon. 376 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,119 People in the year 1130-- 377 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,889 they were definitely getting drunk and messing with birds. 378 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:52,192 That was one of the only hobbies back then, right? 379 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,695 You could drink mead and throw shit at a falcon, 380 00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:56,697 or you could die in the street. Those were the main activities. 381 00:14:56,797 --> 00:14:58,098 "What are you doing next weekend?" 382 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,399 "I'm dying." 383 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,668 "Oh, no, no. I'm going to catch a falcon." 384 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,271 So I'm glad. I'm glad these workers are trying to unionize. 385 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,273 First of all, I love Medieval Times, you know? 386 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,608 Where else can you get a glimpse 387 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,042 of what America's gonna look like 388 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,377 when the Supreme Court is done? 389 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,379 -But also, but also... -(laughter, groaning) 390 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:16,049 -(applause and cheering) -these people deserve protections. 391 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,318 I mean, these are serious performers. 392 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,787 Have you seen them in character? They never break. 393 00:15:20,888 --> 00:15:22,523 Never break character. 394 00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:25,225 Almost made me wonder if, like, they stay in character 395 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,427 during the union negotiations, you know? 396 00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:29,229 (formal voice): "We hereby demandeth 397 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,765 "that our health care plan cover leeches. 398 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,868 Also, our wenches and whores want maternity leave." 399 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,237 (normal voice): "Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Kimberly and Amber. 400 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,639 "Kimberly and Amber want maternity leave. 401 00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:41,842 I'm sorry. I got carried away. I got carried away." 402 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,379 You know, whenever I see Medieval Times, I always wonder 403 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:48,415 if 500 years from now, they're gonna have a themed restaurant 404 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,350 where people come to watch actors pretend 405 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,852 they're in the 2020s. 406 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,388 'Cause we're in the old times of then, you know? 407 00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,290 Is there someone who's gonna stand in the middle like, 408 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,158 "Welcome to Millennial Times. 409 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,528 "Watch as this man of legend binges Netflix 410 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,364 "while also scrolling on his phone. 411 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,702 -Ooh. Ah." -(applause) 412 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,604 All right, that's it for the headlines, 413 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,272 but before we go, let's check in on the traffic 414 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,875 with our very own Roy Wood Jr., everybody! 415 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,844 (applause and cheering) 416 00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:19,446 Oh, yeah. What's up now? 417 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,948 -What's going on, Roy? -What's up? 418 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,116 -Oh, man, good to see you. Good to see you. -Now... 419 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:25,052 So, what's happening with the traffic, Roy? 420 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,921 Look, I don't even think we need to talk about today's traffic. 421 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,257 -You never want to talk about the traffic, Roy. -No, I do. 422 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,625 I do want to talk about traffic. I want to talk 423 00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,560 about the weekend traffic, that holiday traffic. 424 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,928 -That's gonna be wild. -Okay, okay. 425 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,430 We don't need to talk about this, we need 426 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,665 to talk about this weekend. It's gonna be a huge traffic weekend. 427 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,101 -It is, it is. -It's gonna be a lot of-- you just need to be 428 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,271 wherever the traffic ain't. That's where you need to be. 429 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,074 -Wh-- I'm sorry, what? -Yeah. Look, look, I just want to 430 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,475 give people a couple tips. I just want to give people 431 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,978 a few tips on how to deal with the holiday traffic. 432 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,780 -Now, we-- -Oh, like, which roads to go on and like that? 433 00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:56,083 We already know the basics, right? We already know 434 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,652 if you're stuck on the freeway, you just take the shoulder, 435 00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:02,189 you drive on the shoulder. If you're in the carpool lane, 436 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,891 you just get-- you blow up the sex dolls and put sex dolls 437 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,294 with you in the carpool lane. If you got a rental car 438 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,330 you hit the curb but you bulldoze people out the way. 439 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,866 Those are-those are the bread and butter. But this traffic-- 440 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,369 Fourth of July traffic-- gonna be crazy. 441 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,870 We got to level up. 442 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,573 You stuck in traffic right now-- whatever street you on, 443 00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:23,277 call in, like, a fire or a heart attack or an emergency 444 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,212 up the street where you're trying to go, 445 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:28,582 and then follow the ambulance to wherever you need to go. 446 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:32,186 -You just follow the ambulance. -That-that sounds crazy to me. 447 00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:34,054 That's-- I got that from Die Hard 3. 448 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,723 It's a great movie, lot of good traffic tips in that movie. 449 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,326 Like, you-- but you-- That only works for a couple of miles. 450 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,827 -Yeah. -That only works for a couple of miles, you know? 451 00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:42,296 If you're trying to go somewhere far, you got to call in 452 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,399 eight, nine tragedies to get to where you're going. 453 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,501 So if you're trying to get far, 454 00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:49,770 it's got to be bigger than dealing with traffic. 455 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:52,372 You got to avoid traffic altogether, Trevor. 456 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,842 -How do you do that? -You got to avoid traffic altogether. 457 00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,743 Everybody talks about, you know, the best way 458 00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:59,079 to avoid traffic is to leave early. 459 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,182 Uh-uh. Leave late. 460 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,018 Oh, you mean, like, like, 8:00 p.m., 9:00 p.m.? 461 00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,920 I'm talking about for July 4th travel, 462 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,224 you should leave July 10th. 463 00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:12,326 -Leave late... -Yeah. 464 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,328 -No, Roy. -Leave late. 465 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,029 -Yeah, okay, fine. -Late-late. 466 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,931 Yeah, but then you miss the traffic, but you also miss 467 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,666 July 4th. Like, the hot dogs, the fireworks. 468 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,302 -You miss it all. -Yeah, you miss all of that, but you also 469 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,272 miss sitting on your ass in a car for three and a half hours. 470 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,040 You miss the traffic too. 471 00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:29,042 -That's the beauty of it. -But you miss July 4th! 472 00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:31,478 Trevor, what are you missing with July 4th? What you missing? 473 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,313 -What-what-- what you-what you missing? -Well, like, 474 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,283 -the hot dogs. -The hot dog. This is America. 475 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,052 Every day we eat a hot dog and try to blow up some shit. 476 00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:42,289 This-- July 4th is just a reason to do what we was already doing. 477 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,957 People was popping fireworks in the hood 478 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,793 where I grew up all the time. 479 00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:49,830 Fireworks and barbecue is a regular occurrence. 480 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:53,300 -No, Roy, no. No, I mean-- -This is not something new, man. 481 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,969 Okay, miss July 4th to escape July 4th traffic. 482 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:59,173 All right, that's-- that's a tip. 483 00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:00,574 It's a damn good tip. 484 00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:03,544 I don't like your judgment in your face right now. 485 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,612 I'm not judging you, I just think it's weird. All right. 486 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,482 Look, I'm just-- But I'm-I'm-- Look, it's just important 487 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,784 over the holiday weekend 488 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,653 -that you stay safe, you know what I am saying? -Yes. 489 00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:15,289 -Yes. -Stay safe. You do your best to obey the speed limit. 490 00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:19,693 If you feel yourself drowsy, pull over. Do not drive drowsy, 491 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,862 especially if you've got kids in the car. If you got kids 492 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,264 in the car and you're feeling drowsy, pull over, 493 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,701 let them kids drive. 494 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,470 Kids got to kick in and they got to pull they weight. 495 00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:32,472 -So you let them kids drive -Yeah, but that's illegal. 496 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:34,174 and you just get in the backseat, get you some sleep. 497 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:37,077 You got them sex dolls back there anyway, you can cuddle up. 498 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,346 Yeah, but Roy, that's illegal. That's a crime. 499 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,481 It comes off their record when they 18. 500 00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:44,551 There ain't nobody trippin' on no kid hitting a couple-- 501 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,254 So, what-- your six-year-old sideswiped a couple cars-- 502 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,590 don't nobody care. They-they seal the records. 503 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,658 I'll teach you about that later. 504 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,862 Well, these are some fantastic tips, Roy. Any-Anything else? 505 00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:00,200 No, you know, man, I got to bounce, man. 506 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,203 I'm headed down to Alabama for Fourth of July. 507 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,173 And I think my son just pulled up. 508 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,109 I got to-- My son driving. 509 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,744 How-how old is your son, Roy? 510 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:14,114 Eight. 511 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,115 -You know what, Roy Wood Jr., everybody. -He can 512 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,550 reach the pedals, though. 513 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,885 -(cheering, applause) -He can reach the pedals, though. 514 00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:19,520 All right, when we come back, Desi Lydic 515 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,588 is gonna tell us how June got so gay, 516 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,856 so don't go away. 517 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,992 (cheering, applause continuing) 518 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,766 (cheering and applause) 519 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,406 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 520 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,242 Tomorrow is the last day of Pride Month, 521 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,278 after which Ron DeSantis 522 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,580 can safely look at a rainbow once again. 523 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,582 But how did Pride Month start? 524 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,817 Well, Desi Lydic has the answer. 525 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,452 Happy Pride Month, everyone. 526 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:56,555 Or, as it's called at Mike Pence's house, June. 527 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,625 Pride is a celebration of queerness, acceptance 528 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,028 and club remixes you can actually dance to. 529 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,364 And today, I'm here at RuPaul's private pool 530 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,667 to tell you how Pride Month came to be. 531 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,968 Because, just like all queer people, 532 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,637 June has a coming out story of its own. 533 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,806 You can say Pride's roots go back to the '60s 534 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,875 with Philly's Reminder Day pickets. 535 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,111 Reminder Day was like the precursor to what Pride is now 536 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,981 in the same way that Madonna was the precursor to Lady Gaga. 537 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,582 And if you don't get that reference, 538 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,484 you should probably stop watching now 539 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,220 because this is a pride segment, and you're a terrible ally. 540 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,123 The '60s also saw protests all over America, 541 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,025 like the Black Cat Tavern riot in L.A. 542 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,527 and a protest at the White House 543 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,429 demanding equal employment opportunities 544 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:37,830 for gay people. 545 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,266 That's right. It used to be legal to fire people 546 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,735 just for being gay, which makes no sense. 547 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,837 Who you have sex with should have no bearing 548 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,305 on whether you get to keep your job. 549 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,507 Unless do you it on the copy machine. 550 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:52,078 Little-known fact: that is how most paper jams get started. 551 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,846 I learned the hard way. 552 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,882 -(clamoring) -But then, of course, came Stonewall in '69, 553 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,118 when police raided a gay bar in New York City 554 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,319 called the Stonewall Inn 555 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,622 and the queer community fought back. 556 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,092 It was such a significant moment in America's gay rights movement 557 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:09,362 that, to this day, that whole block is now a historic site 558 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,564 visited by people from all over the world. 559 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,366 The only way that corner of Christopher Street 560 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,500 would attract more gay people 561 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,902 is if Britney had a residency there. 562 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,171 Stonewall was the big turning point. 563 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:21,307 Though they still faced so much discrimination, 564 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:24,510 the LGBTQ community finally felt empowered enough 565 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,679 to hold big public celebrations. 566 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,015 The first ever official Gay Pride Parade 567 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,017 was held in Chicago in 1970. 568 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:34,820 But, one day later, New York held an entire Pride Week. 569 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,722 During this seven-day celebration, 570 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:39,358 the community marched from the Village to Central Park, 571 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,694 with slogans like "Gay, Gay All the Way" 572 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:42,962 and "Gay Power," 573 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,497 which isn't just a good slogan-- 574 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,831 it's also the energy source 575 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,867 that keeps the lights running on Broadway. 576 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,169 -(sings high note) -Of course, we can't talk about Pride 577 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:52,238 without talking about the symbol of it. 578 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:55,174 No, not your grandparents googling "What is scissoring?" 579 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:57,109 I'm talking about the Rainbow Flag, 580 00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,179 which was designed in 1978 by Gilbert Baker. 581 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,748 He called himself "the gay Betsy Ross." 582 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,951 Which makes sense. Not only did they both design 583 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,953 iconic flags, but they also belonged 584 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,522 to communities where wigs were very popular. 585 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,024 One of the coolest things about Gilbert Baker was 586 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,327 that he refused to trademark the Pride flag. 587 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,362 He wanted everyone to be able to share it 588 00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,631 and reinterpret it, which is why today, 589 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,701 the flag has become as fluid as sexuality itself. 590 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,436 By the time we reached the '80s, 591 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,871 the AIDS crisis came to the forefront, 592 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,206 and Pride took on a new mission. 593 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:29,942 It wasn't just about visibility and acceptance. 594 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,912 It was about destigmatizing and promoting public health, 595 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,413 which was especially important 596 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:37,016 because the federal government pretty much just pretended 597 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,551 AIDS didn't exist, 598 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,153 like what Tom Hanks does with Chet. 599 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,722 Once we made it to the '90s, 600 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,558 Pride was even more mainstream than ever before. 601 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,560 And in 1999, President Bill Clinton signed 602 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,830 the executive order officially recognizing June 603 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,032 as Pride Month for the first time. 604 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,234 Yeah, if two people of the same gender wanted 605 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,970 to have sexual relations, that was fine with him. 606 00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,939 Even if he didn't totally understand 607 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,941 the definition of "sexual relations." 608 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,076 I did not have... 609 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,412 Clinton's executive order referred to June 610 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:08,180 as Gay and Lesbian Pride Month. 611 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:10,383 Then, in 2009, President Obama changed it 612 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:13,519 to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month. 613 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,688 Then President Trump dialed it back a little 614 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,890 and just called it LGBT Pride Month. 615 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,558 Which makes sense-- 616 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,894 no big words and it's less scary for Mike Pence. 617 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,996 But these days, the Biden administration 618 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:27,133 extended the name again to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, 619 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,035 Transgender and Queer Pride Month, 620 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,404 making, it as of now, the only thing 621 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,539 that's been built back better. 622 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,975 But whatever you call it, Pride has truly become 623 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,111 a global phenomenon. It's celebrated everywhere. 624 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,814 Manila, South Africa, Brazil, Madrid-- 625 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,951 Pride's gone to so many places, if it had an Instagram, 626 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:47,086 you'd have to mute their stories. 627 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,322 We get it, Pride, you had fun in Spain. 628 00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,657 Stop making the rest of us feel so boring. 629 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,860 So, this month, don't forget where Pride came from 630 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,897 and all the people who fought to make it a reality. 631 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:01,367 The LGBTQ community still faces many challenges, 632 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:04,136 but it's also experienced a lot of progress. 633 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:07,540 And if you ask me, that's worth celebrating. 634 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,108 RUPAUL: Hello, hello, hello. 635 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:12,111 Shit. RuPaul's back from vacation early. 636 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,246 ♪ ♪ 637 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,884 (cheering, applause) 638 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,486 Thank you so much for that, Desi. All right, 639 00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:22,021 when we come back, Van Lathan Jr. 640 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,123 will be joining me on the show, so don't go away. 641 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,258 (cheering, applause continuing) 642 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,269 (cheering and applause) 643 00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:44,275 Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight 644 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:47,011 is the cohost of the Higher Learning podcast, 645 00:25:47,111 --> 00:25:49,447 and he's here to talk about his new memoir, 646 00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:51,616 Fat, Crazy, and Tired: 647 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,252 Tales from the Trenches of Transformation. 648 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,420 Please welcome Van Lathan Jr. 649 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,556 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 650 00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:04,328 Trevor, how you doing? 651 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,636 -What is up? -Welcome to The Daily Show. 652 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:14,305 -What's up, my man? -It's, uh, good to see you here, 653 00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:16,407 uh, especially after reading the book. 654 00:26:16,507 --> 00:26:18,609 You know, I-I know many people will probably know your face 655 00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:20,411 -from TMZ. You know? -Yeah. 656 00:26:20,511 --> 00:26:22,980 People have seen you, uh, you know, on your podcast now, 657 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,682 which is weird 'cause now we watch people's podcasts, 658 00:26:24,782 --> 00:26:26,951 -which is whatever. Um... -(laughs) 659 00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:28,653 But yeah. But it feels like you've done everything, 660 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,555 and now you're in the world of being an author 661 00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:31,789 -with-with... -Mm. 662 00:26:31,889 --> 00:26:34,525 ...what, I-I mean, I have to is-is a really, 663 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:37,161 um, I think it's a really revealing book. 664 00:26:37,328 --> 00:26:39,831 -Mm. -You know? You-you open yourself up. 665 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:40,965 -It's really vulnerable. -Yeah. 666 00:26:41,065 --> 00:26:42,967 Fat, Crazy and Tired. 667 00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:45,470 Talk me through why you thought this was gonna be 668 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:46,671 what defined your memoir? 669 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,739 So... (laughing) 670 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,575 (laughter) 671 00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:53,778 Um, so, initially, 672 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:54,979 like, part of my story 673 00:26:55,079 --> 00:26:56,447 has always been my weight loss, right? 674 00:26:56,547 --> 00:26:59,150 -Yeah. -I used to be, uh, a lot heavier. 675 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:02,220 Um, I was around, like, 370 pounds, right? 676 00:27:02,353 --> 00:27:04,655 -Wow. -And, so, whenever you tell someone that, 677 00:27:04,755 --> 00:27:05,923 that's kind of the response. 678 00:27:06,023 --> 00:27:07,425 -Of course. -It's like, "Wow," right? 679 00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,026 And I remember the first time 680 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,762 I ever expressed that to a lot of people, 681 00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:14,699 they were so amazed by it that I was like, 682 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,701 "Well, let me do a... let me write a book 683 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,503 "and talk about, like, how it was 684 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,772 -that I took control of my health." Right? -Uh-huh. 685 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:24,041 -Uh-huh. -Um, and I know people are looking at me right now, 686 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,377 and they're going, "Well, wow. He's fat." 687 00:27:26,410 --> 00:27:27,812 -And... (laughs) -(laughter) 688 00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:29,714 -I don't think anyone was thinking that. -No, no. 689 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,382 What I'm saying is the pandemic came, 690 00:27:31,415 --> 00:27:33,484 and like everyone else, like, you know, 691 00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,186 -I put some weight on. -Right. Right. Uh-huh. 692 00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:38,556 So, when I started reading the book, I had a revelation-- 693 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,858 When I started writing the book, I should say, I had a revelation 694 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:44,762 that, like, there's something inherently wrong 695 00:27:44,862 --> 00:27:46,664 about me telling people 696 00:27:46,764 --> 00:27:49,534 how it was that I became socially acceptable. 697 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:51,569 -Interesting. -That there is something wrong 698 00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:54,138 with me saying, hey, I was this one way 699 00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:57,175 that people, for no good reason, excoriate you 700 00:27:57,341 --> 00:27:59,944 and make you feel, uh, you know, ashamed for it, 701 00:28:00,044 --> 00:28:02,413 -and look how I became one of you. -Right. 702 00:28:02,513 --> 00:28:04,382 Even though it's inspirational for some people, 703 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,383 it didn't feel right. 704 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:06,984 So I thought it was better 705 00:28:07,084 --> 00:28:09,987 to explore some of the stigmas, 706 00:28:10,087 --> 00:28:12,023 some of the ways that sometimes people lose control 707 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,024 of their health, 708 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,692 and some of the very good reasons 709 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,028 that you might find yourself mentally or physically 710 00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,163 or spiritually in a spot you don't want to be in, 711 00:28:19,263 --> 00:28:20,431 and that's kind of what the book is. 712 00:28:20,531 --> 00:28:21,833 (cheering and applause) 713 00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:23,367 The, um... 714 00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:26,637 The book takes us through your life, you know? 715 00:28:26,737 --> 00:28:28,773 It touches on your relationship with your father. 716 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,042 It touches on your journey as a human being. 717 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,211 Many people recognize your face from TMZ, 718 00:28:33,377 --> 00:28:34,445 and you talk about that in the book 719 00:28:34,545 --> 00:28:35,913 and-and the place that it was 720 00:28:36,013 --> 00:28:37,915 -and-and the life that you were living. -Sure. 721 00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:40,651 I-I found it really interesting that you wrote 722 00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:43,588 -about the environment at TMZ... -Mm-hmm. 723 00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:46,324 ...in what felt, to me, like a very measured way. 724 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:48,326 Y-You know, you talk about Harvey, 725 00:28:48,426 --> 00:28:51,662 -who everyone knows as the face of TMZ on television. -Mm-hmm. 726 00:28:51,762 --> 00:28:53,498 And you talked about how he shaped you, 727 00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:54,999 how he encouraged you, 728 00:28:55,099 --> 00:28:57,835 -how he nurtured you into a lot of who you are today. -Sure. 729 00:28:57,935 --> 00:28:59,937 But, at the same time, you talk about the conflicts 730 00:29:00,037 --> 00:29:02,106 that you had with him when you felt like TMZ 731 00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:05,343 -was, you know, pushing Trump propaganda. -Yeah. 732 00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:08,579 H-How-how did you find, you know... 733 00:29:08,679 --> 00:29:10,915 I guess it's not a balance, but-but how did you reconcile 734 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:13,785 a relationship with somebody who you grew to admire 735 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,020 against a person who clearly had politics 736 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,255 that you were against? 'Cause that-- 737 00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:18,790 It feels like that's happening all over America. 738 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:21,993 It's insanely difficult, and I-- and my heart goes out, 739 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,228 uh, to anyone who's dealing with it. 740 00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:25,429 It's-it's not easy. 741 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:28,699 And the-the thing that's not easy about it is, 742 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,701 um... 743 00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:33,438 the feeling that you feel being Black, 744 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:36,174 being a woman, being gay in this country, 745 00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:39,510 when you can see danger coming and you're saying to someone 746 00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:42,013 who, for whatever reason, you had a relationship with, 747 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,315 "This is dangerous. This is dangerous." 748 00:29:44,348 --> 00:29:47,952 As Black people, we are experts at sounding the alarm. 749 00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:50,054 Like, my mother... I would bring people home. 750 00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,722 My mother would be like, "That-that boy right there, 751 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,858 -the third one? He a snitch." I'm like, "What?" -(laughing) 752 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,860 (laughter) 753 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,728 Y-You know what I mean? You're like... 754 00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,630 I'll be like, "What?" Like, "The third from over. 755 00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:00,832 "Right there. Not the one with the pink. 756 00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,333 The one with the blue is a snitch." 757 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:04,769 -And we're always telling... -It's hypervigilance, yeah. 758 00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:06,337 Yeah, we're always telling each other, 759 00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:07,872 -"Watch out for danger. Watch out for danger." -Mm-hmm. 760 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,574 So, Trump comes, 761 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,709 and I'm like, "Danger, danger, danger." 762 00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:13,010 And it's not just me. 763 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,913 -It's so many people in the office. -Mm-hmm. 764 00:30:16,013 --> 00:30:18,349 "Danger, danger, danger, danger, danger." 765 00:30:18,382 --> 00:30:19,550 "Ah, he's not gonna do any of that. 766 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:20,952 He's not gonna do any of that stuff." 767 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:23,421 We're actively out there peddling some of that stuff, 768 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,156 and where are we at now, Trevor? 769 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:26,724 Where are we at now? 770 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:29,427 Everyone who had whatever reasons they had 771 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:32,630 uh, for throwing their support behind him 772 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:35,666 and being as vocal about supporting him as they did, 773 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,436 millions and millions and millions and millions 774 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:40,805 of women now don't have control of their own bodies. 775 00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:44,375 And I wonder, like, if I could even talk to him right now, 776 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:45,877 which him and I don't speak anymore, 777 00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:49,313 how do you feel as it regards to part of your legacy, 778 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,549 -having been a part of something like that? -Mm. 779 00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:53,551 Especially when it wasn't just me. 780 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:56,587 It was the women in the office, it was all kinds of people 781 00:30:56,687 --> 00:30:58,990 saying, "This is not something that we are... 782 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:00,958 -that we're comfortable with." -Right. 783 00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:03,427 And it ended up being, to be honest with you, something, 784 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,930 you know, I talk about it in the book, 785 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,633 that was a real sticking point between him and I. 786 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:09,901 And once again, I'm not gonna... 787 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,903 People can have whatever kind of opinions 788 00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:13,738 they want to have about Harvey, 789 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,373 but at some of the lowest points in my life, 790 00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:17,008 I thought I had an advocate there, 791 00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:18,543 and it was just really, really disappointing 792 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:20,344 during that time politically. 793 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,346 It really is a fascinating book that takes us 794 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,748 through your life, though your journey. 795 00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:27,118 And I know you've gone on to do, you know, many things now. 796 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,587 You know, you worked on, as an executive producer... 797 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:30,922 -Mm-hmm. -the Oscar-winning short film 798 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,256 Two Distant Strangers. 799 00:31:32,356 --> 00:31:34,492 -Yeah. -You know, you're now an author. 800 00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:36,360 -It feels like your life is opening up-- -(applause) 801 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:39,363 -(cheering) -And you-- you're getting into a place 802 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:42,400 where Van Lathan is changing. I mean, people-- 803 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,768 I didn't know this. I didn't know that you 804 00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:45,937 used to be a tour guide on one of those TMZ buses 805 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,206 -driving around in L.A. -Yeah. Yeah. 806 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:49,841 And-and, you know, your life has gone 807 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,876 in a really magical direction. 808 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,177 What do you hope to achieve from here? 809 00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:56,314 Where are you trying to go, um, and-and why? 810 00:31:56,380 --> 00:32:00,551 Are you guys ready for an L.A., like, super flaky, weird answer? 811 00:32:00,651 --> 00:32:02,653 -Yeah. Yeah, we're ready. -Are you guys ready for it? 812 00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:06,858 I'm peace, man. I-- Like, like, what I want out of my life 813 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:11,062 -is physical, emotional and psychological peace. -Mm. 814 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:13,698 -(applause) -Um, my father died, right? 815 00:32:15,399 --> 00:32:19,537 Um, my father died, right? And, I'll be honest-- 816 00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:23,241 the way my father, who was, uh-- 817 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,109 -he died while I was writing the book. -Yeah. 818 00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:28,713 So, I have a chapter in there about him. Um, the way 819 00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:33,184 that he died sort of, for me, reflected the way that he lived. 820 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:34,519 He was just going. 821 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:37,355 -He was a man that could run through any wall. -Hm. 822 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,524 You put a problem up in front of him, 823 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,026 he doesn't negotiate the problem, he obliterates it. 824 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,461 But he's always waiting for the next thing 825 00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:45,062 to overcome. Right? 826 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,799 You never get to that point to where you have an understanding 827 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:50,635 of who are you, what you are and the environment around you. 828 00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:52,303 And the lessons that I learned from him-- 829 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:54,672 You know, the way-the way my dad died, I didn't get a chance 830 00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:56,707 to even see him. I got a call. "Hey, your father's 831 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,643 -been taken to the hospital, he passed away." -Wow. 832 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,212 Um, and so, for me, I want to make sure 833 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,881 that I have things in my life in order 834 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:07,652 to where I feel good, peaceful and reassured 835 00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:10,121 about where I'm going, who I am, 836 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:12,690 and how the people around me feel supported and encouraged, 837 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:14,559 and so, that's the most important thing in my life 838 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:17,328 beyond anything, uh, professional, beyond anything, 839 00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:20,398 any amount of money I could get. I like money. Um... 840 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,134 But-- but I just want to have some peace, bruh. 841 00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:24,469 -I love that, man. -Yeah? 842 00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:26,237 Thank you so much for joining me on the show. 843 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,705 -I appreciate you. -I appreciate you. 844 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,807 Fat, Crazy and Tired 845 00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:31,609 is available now wherever books are sold. 846 00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,345 We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. 847 00:33:34,378 --> 00:33:36,347 (cheering, applause) 848 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,319 (cheering, applause) 849 00:33:42,419 --> 00:33:43,353 Well, that's our show for tonight. 850 00:33:43,453 --> 00:33:45,289 But before we go, before we go, 851 00:33:45,389 --> 00:33:46,557 if you or someone you know 852 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:48,826 needs help accessing abortion care, 853 00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:51,228 please go to AbortionFinder.org 854 00:33:51,328 --> 00:33:54,331 or call the national abortion hotline at the number below. 855 00:33:54,431 --> 00:33:55,966 You still have options. 856 00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:58,001 Until next time, stay safe out there. 857 00:33:58,101 --> 00:34:01,572 And remember, they can't cancel every flight, 858 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,608 so just book a seat on all of them. 859 00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:06,877 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 860 00:34:06,977 --> 00:34:09,046 ♪ ♪ 861 00:34:09,146 --> 00:34:10,214 (crunching, smacking) 862 00:34:10,314 --> 00:34:12,950 (slurping, gulping) 863 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:14,952 Oh. 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