1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,570 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,508 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 3 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:12,045 Tonight-- Europe is melting, 4 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,881 the fist bump heard 'round the world, 5 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,617 and Terri Jackson. 6 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:21,321 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:24,691 (cheers and applause) 8 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,935 What's going on, everybody? 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,470 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 10 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,938 Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,940 Thank you for coming out in person. 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,209 Look at this. Wow, wow. 13 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:44,878 Oh, wow. Thank you. Take a seat, everybody. 14 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,680 Thank you so much. 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Take a seat. 16 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:51,251 We have got a great show for you tonight. 17 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,786 Europe is feeling the heat, 18 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,222 Dulcé Sloan tries to make you late for work, 19 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,558 and President Joe Biden is hoping to fist his way 20 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,560 -to a higher approval rating. -(laughter) 21 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,994 So, let's do this, people. 22 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:03,030 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 23 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,299 -♪ ♪ -(applause and cheering) 24 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:11,972 Okay, let's kick things off with Europe, 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,707 the continent with a long history 26 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,576 of white-on-white violence. 27 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:18,545 Unfortunately, Europe is not having a good time right now. 28 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,113 There's still a war in Ukraine, 29 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,382 which is also causing an energy crisis. 30 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,451 Italy's prime minister has called it quits. 31 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,687 Britain has lost its leadership, which means 32 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,121 now they'll have to find another magic spell 33 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,023 to turn a dandelion into a prime minister. 34 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:32,860 Plus, for the first time ever, 35 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:36,897 the Euro has become less valuable than the dollar. 36 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,266 Yeah. And with the economy struggling, 37 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,134 European workers are now limited 38 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,737 -to only 45 weeks of vacation a year. -(laughter) 39 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,473 And as if all of that wasn't enough, 40 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,842 now Europe is dealing with a hot girl summer 41 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,477 that nobody asked for. 42 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,680 The triple-digit temperatures that have sparked forest fires 43 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,716 and drought conditions here in the States 44 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:58,218 are also taking hold in Europe. 45 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:00,754 NEWSWOMAN: This morning, people are being warned to take 46 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:03,490 cover as deadly heat sweeps across Britain. 47 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:06,026 The National Weather Service issuing the first ever 48 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,494 extreme heat warning, 49 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:11,164 with forecast highs of 105 today and tomorrow. 50 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,967 Hotter than the Sahara Desert and Delhi. 51 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,671 The scorching heat is bearing down on all of Western Europe, 52 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:20,107 fueling out-of-control wildfires. 53 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:23,010 NEWSMAN 2: In Southwest France planes dumped yet more water 54 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,612 over wildfires that have burned an area bigger 55 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,714 than 20,000 football fields. 56 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,650 The heat is causing havoc. 57 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,285 London's Luton Airport 58 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,787 and an RAF base in Oxfordshire both being forced 59 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,691 to close because the runways were melting. 60 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,593 (Italian accent): Mamma mia! 61 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:40,928 (French accent): Sacrebleu! 62 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,930 (English accent): Bloody ball sweat! 63 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:45,699 The runways in Europe are melting. Did you hear that? 64 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,734 The runways are melting. 65 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,770 You never want to land a plane and here it go, 66 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:53,740 "Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!" 67 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,409 And what do you even do in that situation? 68 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,010 What do you do? 69 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,780 Like, if the runway's melted, where is the plane gonna land? 70 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,616 In the baby's mouth? That's right. Open up, baby. 71 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,985 Please, baby. The plane needs you, baby. 72 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,821 -Ah. -(applause and cheering) 73 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,024 You know, this is one of those situations 74 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:14,895 where you really appreciate how calm a pilot is, you know? 75 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,064 'Cause, like, even when a runway's melting, I bet 76 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,665 the pilot's just gonna be there like, "Ladies and gentlemen, 77 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,301 "it seems the airport is melting into the ground, so, uh, 78 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,604 "I'm going to suggest everyone get back to their seats. 79 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,472 "Uh, hold on. Now it seems like a portal 80 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:26,874 "to the underworld is opened, 81 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:30,143 "and we are slowly being sucked by the devil himself. 82 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,478 "So, uh, I'm gonna go ahead 83 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,080 and turn on the fasten seat belt sign." 84 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,848 (laughter) 85 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,184 "Sit back, relax and enjoy the flight." 86 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:40,087 But, yes, Europe is scorching hot right now. 87 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,756 And it's so bad that there were photos going around today 88 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:45,759 of people pouring water in the mouths of the guards 89 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,361 -at Buckingham Palace. Yeah. -(sighing) 90 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,430 I mean if I had to make a suggestion, though, 91 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,366 maybe the first thing I would do in a heat wave 92 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:57,604 is lose the ten-foot hat covered entirely in fur? 93 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:58,972 Or at least fill it with ice. 94 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,441 It looks like it would be a good cooler, you know? 95 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,210 And remember, remember, 96 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:04,878 you might be hearing those temperatures in America going, 97 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,847 like, "Oh, 100 degrees. That doesn't sound bad." 98 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,783 But remember, this heat wave is especially bad for Europe 99 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,386 because Europeans are not prepared for this kind of heat. 100 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:13,854 Yeah. They don't use air conditioners 101 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,189 in most parts of Europe. 102 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,790 They don't even put ice in their drinks. 103 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,626 And they can get sunburned from, like, a camera flash. 104 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,963 "Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 105 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:25,299 So how do I look?" 106 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,835 So, once again, all over the world, 107 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,003 we're experiencing record temperatures, 108 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,873 wildfires and droughts. 109 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,008 And I mean, I know it can't be climate change 110 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,077 'cause Fox says that's not real. 111 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:41,582 So it's probably pronouns? Is it pronouns? 112 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,150 I heard those were pretty bad. 113 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,952 Anyway, let's move on from Europe to another place 114 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:47,487 that's feeling the heat-- the White House. 115 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,223 After being unable to accomplish anything 116 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,824 that Joe Biden has campaigned on, 117 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,927 the president's approval rating is now hovering 118 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,598 somewhere between long COVID and Uvalde Police Department. 119 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:02,169 And making matters worse for him is a runaway inflation, right? 120 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:04,271 Especially when it comes to gas prices. 121 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:05,906 The prices of gas are so high 122 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:09,443 that these days driving is the entire date, you know, 123 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:12,379 just like, "He really spoiled me last night. 124 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,414 "We, we drove all the way from my house 125 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,449 "to the end of the block. 126 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:16,984 "Oh! 127 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:20,621 He's so romantic." 128 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:21,688 But here's the thing, here's the thing. 129 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,291 Until gas prices improve, 130 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:27,394 neither will... Joe Biden's approval rating, right, 131 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:31,098 which is why over the weekend he was in Saudi Arabia making nice 132 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:34,868 with a frenemy who just happens to own a lot of oil. 133 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,171 NEWSWOMAN: It was the fist bump seen around the world. 134 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:41,175 The president with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, 135 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:43,777 the man the U.S. holds responsible 136 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:47,614 for the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. 137 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,983 NEWSWOMAN 2: It's the image the Saudis had hoped for 138 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,219 and the White House had hoped to avoid. 139 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,788 Biden's doctors reportedly disallowed handshakes 140 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:58,192 due to COVID but conveniently also helped the president avoid 141 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:01,528 a photo op of shaking the hand of the crown prince. 142 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,036 Yeah! Yeah! 143 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,839 Stop asking him about the fist bump. 144 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,440 Ask him about the looming recession. 145 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,808 "No, actually, just ask me about the fist bump, 146 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,743 ask me about the fist bump." 147 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,645 (laughs) America obsesses about these things. 148 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,380 "No, don't look too friendly, don't..." 149 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,583 It's also funny how President Biden thought 150 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:25,786 it would be better to fist-bump Mohammed bin Salman 151 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,722 because that seems less friendly than a handshake? 152 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,059 That's the whitest decision of all time. 153 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,493 No, 'cause it's the opposite. 154 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,529 Handshakes are the most formal way to meet someone, 155 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,530 even your enemy. 156 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,632 You can be like, "Hello." 157 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,702 But fist bumps is almost like, "Ah...! 158 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:42,870 "What's up, what's up, killer? 159 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,773 "I see you, I see you, man. 160 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,076 I see you, player." 161 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,011 You know what I really think happened? 162 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,780 I think Joe Biden's team briefed him and they were like, 163 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:56,683 "Mr. President, in Saudi Arabia, if you make them mad-- 164 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,986 "and you have-- they'll chop off your hand, 165 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,687 "so, uh, you want to hide your fingers, 166 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,789 "get in, quick, in and out, in and out. 167 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:05,259 Godspeed, Mr. President." 168 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:06,527 You know, what Biden should have done 169 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,629 if he didn't want any controversy in this is, 170 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,297 he should have gone in for the handshake 171 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:12,799 and then given him the "Psych." 172 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,103 Just, just do that move. 173 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,271 There's no comeback for that. 174 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:18,772 Devastating. 175 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,307 If he did that, MBS would have been like, 176 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:21,942 "Oh, just take all the oil and go. 177 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,811 Don't tell my friends, don't tell my friends." 178 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,180 And, okay, if you're wondering 179 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,382 why this-this situation is so awkward, right, 180 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,850 "Oh, who cares? He fist-bumped him, 181 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,218 he met him. Why is it so bad?" 182 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:34,188 It's because back during the presidential campaign, 183 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:37,024 Biden was saying things like this. 184 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,928 Khashoggi was in fact murdered and dismembered, 185 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,463 and I believe on the order of the crown prince. 186 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,466 There's very little social redeeming value of the-- 187 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:49,670 in the present, uh, government in Saudi Arabia. 188 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,339 We were going to, in fact, make them pay the price 189 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:55,609 and make them, in fact, the pariah that they are. 190 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,978 Awkward. 191 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,513 Yeah, 'cause how do you go from that 192 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:03,217 to flying across the world to meet the guy in his palace? 193 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,384 Biden must have been a little nervous. 194 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,686 You know, you meet the guy 195 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:06,887 and you've said all these things about him, 196 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:07,888 called him a murderer, called him... 197 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,289 And now you're in his palace? 198 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,557 Just gonna be walking in like, 199 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,426 "Oh, come on, you-you've watched Fox News. 200 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,228 "I just read the teleprompter, man. 201 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,562 "I don't even know where I am most of the time. 202 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,563 That wasn't me." 203 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,599 (laughs, sighs deeply) 204 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:19,933 And unfortunately for President Biden, 205 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,369 the bad news didn't stop at his presidential pound. 206 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,972 Yes, because when Biden got back to the U.S., 207 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:28,609 he had to deal with another, more powerful dictator-- 208 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,111 Joe Manchin, West Virginia Democrat 209 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,647 and somehow the real president of the United States. 210 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,483 Because, you see, Biden has spent the last two years trying 211 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:41,021 to get Joe Manchin to vote for his Build Back Better Bill, 212 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:44,458 but Manchin has spent the last two years saying no. 213 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,593 He's been giving a variety of answers, you know. 214 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,228 "Oh, I don't want to risk inflation. 215 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,530 "I don't want to end offshore drilling. 216 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,598 "I'm a Gemini and Mercury is in retrograde. 217 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,201 Now's not a good time to make big decisions." 218 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,370 So, after a lot of back-and-forth, Manchin said, 219 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,739 "Look, I'll do a much smaller bill 220 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,008 "that only has some health insurance expansions 221 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,409 "and the climate change stuff, 222 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:03,710 "and then, like, you can raise taxes 223 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,145 on corporations to pay for it." 224 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,848 So Democrats took out everything Manchin didn't want 225 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,017 and came back last week with a bill 226 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,952 that only has what he asked for 227 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:16,056 to which Joe Manchin said... (sighs) 228 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,624 More now from Capitol Hill 229 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,562 where Democrats are extremely upset with Senator Joe Manchin 230 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,598 after he effectively torpedoed their hopes 231 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,433 of acting on climate change. 232 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,136 It comes after Manchin told Democratic leadership 233 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:33,106 he is not willing to back major climate and tax provisions 234 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:35,008 in President Biden's agenda. 235 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,276 Senator Bernie Sanders 236 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,946 was especially upset over the weekend, 237 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,382 suggesting Manchin never negotiated in good faith 238 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,184 in the first place. 239 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,954 People like Manchin, Sinema to a lesser degree, 240 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,890 who are intentionally sabotaging 241 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,893 the president's agenda, what the American people want, 242 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,762 what a majority of us in the Democratic caucus want. 243 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,431 Nothing new about this. 244 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,099 Yep, Bernie's pissed off. 245 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,001 Yeah. I haven't seen him this pissed 246 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,569 since someone tried to gave him one percent milk. 247 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,605 (imitates Sanders): I stand with the 99% fat milk 248 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,841 that's been excluded from the dairy aisle for far too long. 249 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,409 No more with the one percent. 250 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:10,911 (applause) 251 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,379 (normal voice): And I get it. 252 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,349 I get why Democrats are frustrated with Joe Manchin 253 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,284 because he's on your team. 254 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,653 He's wearing your jersey, but every time he gets the ball 255 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,756 he dunks on you. 256 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,492 But if Joe Manchin doesn't believe in these policies, 257 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,494 the least he could do is just say so up front 258 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,996 instead of wasting everybody's time 259 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,164 and jerking the Democrats around for a year 260 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:34,334 pretending there was something they could do to win him over. 261 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,037 (applause) 262 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,305 You know what this reminds me of? 263 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,640 This reminds me of the time 264 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,241 I tried to take a girl to the prom. All right? 265 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,044 And she was like, "Well, first you have to buy me flowers, 266 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,712 "then you have to rent a limo, 267 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,514 then we have to go somewhere nice for dinner." 268 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,550 And I did all of that and then the night of the prom came 269 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,518 and she was like, "I don't think that as your history teacher 270 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:52,986 "this is appropriate for me to go to the prom with you. 271 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,488 Why am I going to the prom..." 272 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:58,192 Why didn't you say that at the beginning, Mrs. Jenkins? 273 00:10:58,292 --> 00:11:00,427 'Cause now I'm broke and I don't have a date. 274 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,267 Why is she so big compared to...? 275 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,903 (laughter) 276 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,406 She was a very interesting person. 277 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,475 All right, finally, some news from the world of automobiles, 278 00:11:15,576 --> 00:11:17,744 Transformers that never went through puberty. 279 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,214 Every year, car companies compete 280 00:11:20,314 --> 00:11:22,649 to see who can offer the most exciting new options. 281 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,952 You know like voice-activated controls 282 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,354 or augmented reality windshields 283 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,823 or trunks that have got a lot more junk. 284 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,391 Yeah, you are looking good, Sedan. 285 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,627 I see you, I see you. 286 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,830 But the latest innovation isn't a new feature. 287 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:40,834 No, it's a new way to pay for what you get. 288 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,903 A new kind of subscription could be making its way 289 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,338 to your bank statements. 290 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,708 BMW says that it will start charging a monthly fee 291 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,976 for heated seats. 292 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,511 NEWSWOMAN: It costs about $12 a month 293 00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:53,447 and would allow the carmaker to activate the heating coils 294 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,948 already built into the seats. 295 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,584 You can purchase the heated seat when you buy the car. 296 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,086 But for those who didn't, you can at least 297 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:02,422 temporarily try them out on a cold day with a subscription. 298 00:12:02,523 --> 00:12:03,857 They're also considering a subscription service 299 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,293 for heated steering wheels. 300 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,428 Hmm. 301 00:12:08,529 --> 00:12:09,763 That's interesting. 302 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,765 BMW's going to let people subscribe 303 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:15,335 for certain features in the car like heated seats. 304 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,872 Yeah, so instead of just buying it, you pay month to month. 305 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,140 Which I'll be honest actually sounds great 306 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,042 'cause I don't need heated seats in the summer 307 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,411 so why am I paying? Huh? 308 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,946 They should do this for every feature: the radio, 309 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,215 the windshield wipers. 310 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,816 Yeah, the horn. 311 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,351 I don't need the horn all the time. 312 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,220 I want to subscribe to the horn if I get cut off. 313 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,155 This mother... Yo, give me three. Give me three. 314 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,857 Load it up. Give me three. 315 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,992 I'm gonna light his ass up. 316 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,128 (applause, whooping) 317 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,197 But there's a downside. 318 00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:44,565 You realize there's a downside to this, right? 319 00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,133 Car manufacturers are joining the subscription model 320 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,668 and we know how this goes. 321 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,869 First you buy things, 322 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,304 then they go, oh, now you subscribe. 323 00:12:50,404 --> 00:12:51,405 And then how does it end? 324 00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:54,541 It always ends with ads. Always. 325 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,443 It's only a matter of time before you buy a BMW 326 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,645 and then you're gonna have to, like, listen to a mattress ad 327 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,147 every time you start the car. 328 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,982 "Aah! The killer's coming! The kill-- 329 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,083 Let's get out of here!" 330 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,786 "Are you looking for a new mattress?" 331 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,120 (screaming) 332 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,789 Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab. 333 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,390 (applause) 334 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,692 (whooping) 335 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,728 So, look, car manufacturers want subscription plans? 336 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,296 That's fine. You know? 337 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,631 Pay for the parts of the car that you only want 338 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,501 when you use them. I think that actually works. 339 00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:22,836 Although, you better be warned-- 340 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:26,640 if you forget to renew the wrong subscriptions, 341 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,609 that shit could end in tears. 342 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,245 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh! 343 00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:34,815 Oh, shit, I knew I should have renewed the brakes subscription! 344 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,484 Oh! All right, you got me, BMW! 345 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,953 One more month. One more month of brakes, please. 346 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,422 Wait, wait, $7.99 for one month 347 00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:44,691 and then $50 for a year. Is that cheaper? 348 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,293 Is that... (mutters) What is that? 349 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,196 That's $7.99. Seven times 12, that equals... 350 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,197 It's gonna be... 351 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,399 Oh...! 352 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,634 Oh! Seven times... (blubbers) 353 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,936 It's cheaper... (blubbering) 354 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,071 (cheering and applause) 355 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,609 I'm fine. I'm fine. 356 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,278 I made it. I'm fine. 357 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:05,612 All right, that's it for the headlines. 358 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,214 But before we go to a quick break, 359 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,615 let's check in on the stock market 360 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,884 with our finance expert Michael Kosta, everybody! 361 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,819 (cheering and applause) 362 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,155 -You okay? You okay? -Michael, nice to see you again. 363 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,091 So, uh, what's happening in the markets, man? 364 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,726 Uh, the market-- You okay, first of all? 365 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,461 That was a-- that was a-- that was a tumble 366 00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:23,397 -you took. Yeah. -Yeah, that wasn't-- that wasn't real. 367 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,065 -Oh, it wasn't real? Okay, phew. All right, got it. -No. 368 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,835 Great. Um, I'm crushing the markets, dude. 369 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,603 -Crushing, crushing, crushing. -Still? 370 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,338 Still crushing. And I got a hot tip for you. 371 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,040 I got a hot tip for all of you. Pay attention, all right? 372 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,641 So, let's get into this. Uh... 373 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,244 Okay. Well, actually, first of all, BMW, 374 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,246 the subscription for the warm seats. 375 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,616 -Yeah. -Right? I mean, I'm over all these subscriptions, okay? 376 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,384 I was trying to print something recently, 377 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,919 and my printer was like, "Hey, do you want to sign up 378 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,588 for an ink subscription?" 379 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:50,724 S-- Why would I give my credit card to a printing company 380 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:53,660 when I can just do all my personal printing here at work? 381 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,729 -Okay? I mean, I... -(applause) 382 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,065 Trevor, I print 383 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,567 manuals, encyclopedias, 384 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,602 health records. 385 00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:03,604 Thousands of pages, you know? 386 00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:05,205 I print so much, it's actually easier for me 387 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,842 just to take one of the work printers home with me, 388 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,344 and now I print from work at home. 389 00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:11,645 I can print anything you want. 390 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,113 You just let me know-- I got a printer for you. 391 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,615 -Oh, I-I will. I will. -Let me know. 392 00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:16,149 I got a hot tip, too. 393 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,018 -Okay. We won't. -Don't forget. I got a hot tip for you guys. 394 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,520 -Let's get to this. Oh... -What's happening in the market? 395 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:20,687 I'll show you. Oh, you know what? 396 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,289 -That European heat wave... -Yes. 397 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,691 That... (exhales) That's hot. That is hot. 398 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,427 I was just in Ireland for a couple days. 399 00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:29,129 -(whooping) -It's-it's hot. It's hot. 400 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,465 And they don't handle the heat well there, okay? 401 00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:32,733 I mean, how you gonna cool off, 402 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,134 drink a lukewarm Guinness 403 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,570 and have some piping hot shepherd's pie? 404 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,638 You know what I mean? 405 00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:40,207 "Mmm, this gravy is so refreshing." 406 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,408 You know? 407 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,676 It is hot in Europe. 408 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,279 And with the euro now, when you're in Europe, 409 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,848 you're hot and you're broke. 410 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,950 I was thinking, I haven't been this hot and broke 411 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,451 since I was 18, 412 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:52,719 living in L.A., 413 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,354 doing shirtless auditions 414 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,558 for "independent films" that never got made. 415 00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:59,693 (cheering and applause) 416 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,431 The director said that they're caught up in editing, 417 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,934 but it's been about 20 years, Trevor. So... 418 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,936 All right. I got a hot tip for you. Don't forget. 419 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,871 -I-I won't forget, Michael. -Okay? Okay. Hot tip. All right. 420 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,173 Let's break down this euro chart. 421 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,908 I mean, look, this thing looks like 422 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:18,045 you're skiing down the Swiss Alps, am I right? 423 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,381 Now, I know that because, thanks to how low the euro is, 424 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,185 I can afford to now ski down the Swiss Alps. 425 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,921 This is great news for all of us! 426 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,656 -It is! -(applause) 427 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,628 Europe, Europe is now cheap for us in America. 428 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,830 You know, think about it-- Americans love going to Mexico 429 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:37,998 because it's so cheap. 430 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,967 Well, what we didn't realize was, 431 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,702 this whole previous time, 432 00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:45,339 America was Mexico to-to Europe. 433 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,574 Right? But now that's swapped. 434 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,710 Europe is our Mexico. 435 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:52,212 And we got Mexico, right? 436 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,680 (cheering and applause) 437 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,883 We have two Mexicos. 438 00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:59,386 No other country in the world has two Mexicos. 439 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,255 Think about that. Now... 440 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,725 What I like about this 441 00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:07,127 is this has dropped the Europeans' cockiness 442 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,762 a little bit, you know? 443 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,231 Some French... (puffs) "Oh, you Americans, 444 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,100 you're so overweight." And I'm thinking, 445 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,334 yeah, maybe we are overweight, 446 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,436 because maybe we've just stuffed our pockets 447 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:19,606 -with our currency. Right? -(cheering) 448 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,009 And it's weighing us down. 449 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,913 I promised you a hot tip. 450 00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:26,980 -Yeah, you've been promising the whole time. -Okay, okay, okay. 451 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:27,981 Hot tip-- 452 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:31,051 in Europe, you don't tip, right? 453 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,853 And it's hot there. 454 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,056 -(cheering and applause) -Mm. 455 00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:40,661 -I wonder how many people invest on your advice. -Yeah. 456 00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:42,796 Michael Kosta, everybody! All right, when we come back, 457 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,431 Dulcé Sloan is hitting the streets 458 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,300 and she's hitting them hard. Don't go away. 459 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,435 (cheering and applause) 460 00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:57,991 (applause and cheering) 461 00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:03,496 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 462 00:18:03,596 --> 00:18:05,465 You know, there's so much important news 463 00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:08,835 out there these days, so I asked Dulcé Sloan 464 00:18:08,935 --> 00:18:10,503 to get out on the street and talk to people 465 00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:12,772 to get their opinions about issues. 466 00:18:12,872 --> 00:18:15,608 But Dulcé just does what she wants, 467 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,111 so instead, she came back with this. 468 00:18:18,211 --> 00:18:20,713 Hello, friends. Now usually when I'm out and about 469 00:18:20,814 --> 00:18:23,817 on the streets of my favorite city in the world, 470 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,418 I'm asking hard-hitting questions 471 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,887 about the issues of the day, but not today. 472 00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:30,990 I'm out at the rat factory trying 473 00:18:31,091 --> 00:18:33,359 to ask New Yorkers one important question-- 474 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,563 -Can I make you late for work? -♪ ♪ 475 00:18:36,663 --> 00:18:37,997 I want to. 476 00:18:38,098 --> 00:18:39,833 And I just need to... 477 00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:42,168 find... people with a job. 478 00:18:42,268 --> 00:18:43,536 Can I make you late for work? 479 00:18:43,636 --> 00:18:45,038 Can I make...? No. 480 00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:46,906 Hello, young man. I am trying 481 00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:48,708 to figure out... Wait. What do you do? 482 00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:50,210 Well, I'm traveling. 483 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,611 Okay, so you're unemployed. Got it. 484 00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,246 Young man? Young man? 485 00:18:53,346 --> 00:18:55,115 -Can I talk to you? -Yeah. 486 00:18:55,215 --> 00:18:57,117 Okay, now, where are you going? 487 00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:58,551 Uh, Downtown, SoHo. 488 00:18:58,651 --> 00:19:00,120 You going to work? 489 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,322 -I'm heading to work right now. -Where do you work? 490 00:19:02,422 --> 00:19:04,023 Uh, I... at a small start-up. 491 00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:05,859 What the (bleep)? Start... 492 00:19:05,992 --> 00:19:07,861 People keep telling me they work at start-ups. 493 00:19:07,994 --> 00:19:09,195 What do they start up? What are you starting? 494 00:19:09,295 --> 00:19:10,764 What is up? What is going on? 495 00:19:10,864 --> 00:19:13,867 You ever seen, like, subscribe and save on a store online? 496 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,002 We make the subscribe and save thing. 497 00:19:16,102 --> 00:19:18,138 -That's a job?! -Subscription's on a website. 498 00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:20,273 That's a job. I'm out here standing 499 00:19:20,373 --> 00:19:21,808 in the sun like my ancestors, 500 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:23,877 and this little boy out here making click buttons 501 00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,780 on the damn Internet? That's what you do? 502 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,314 -That's what I do. -So, I need you to help me. 503 00:19:28,414 --> 00:19:31,351 One of my friends is having a birthday party. 504 00:19:31,451 --> 00:19:33,486 -Okay. -And what I need-- 505 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,255 I found this flavor, I thought it was colorful, 506 00:19:35,355 --> 00:19:38,258 but I did not know if they would like it, 507 00:19:38,358 --> 00:19:42,028 so I would like to ask you to try said cupcake. 508 00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:43,129 You work out, you're fine. 509 00:19:43,229 --> 00:19:44,264 Listen, these aren't gag cupcakes. 510 00:19:44,364 --> 00:19:45,598 We bought them from a legitimate store. 511 00:19:45,698 --> 00:19:47,333 -I-I believe you. -I'm not trying to mess with you. 512 00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:49,169 I hope you don't-- I mean, there's-- it's nut-free, 513 00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:50,303 so if you have an allergy... 514 00:19:50,403 --> 00:19:51,471 Do not put your food on the ground. 515 00:19:51,571 --> 00:19:53,506 Give me that bag. What's wrong with you? 516 00:19:53,606 --> 00:19:55,108 Gonna catch hepatitis 12. 517 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:58,845 All right, I don't usually eat dairy, but I guess I will today. 518 00:19:58,978 --> 00:20:00,780 Um... is it dairy? 519 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,515 It-it doesn't matter, I'm not allergic. 520 00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:04,617 All right... do you want me to eat, like, part of it? 521 00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,319 -The whole thing? -Taste it, boy! 522 00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:09,122 Can you taste the colors? 523 00:20:09,222 --> 00:20:10,657 (laughing): I don't know what I'm tasting. 524 00:20:10,757 --> 00:20:12,325 Oh, no, 525 00:20:12,425 --> 00:20:14,094 -so you're not enjoying it? -No. 526 00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:15,795 -So, even like your best food... -Did you really buy these? 527 00:20:15,895 --> 00:20:17,363 Like, did you pay someone money for them? 528 00:20:17,464 --> 00:20:19,099 -(laughs) -Not my money, Comedy Central's money. 529 00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:20,400 What, are you crazy? 530 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:24,137 -True. -So, so you're not a fan of these? 531 00:20:24,237 --> 00:20:25,438 I'm not a-- I would, 532 00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:27,440 like, eat it if I was bored. 533 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:28,441 -(laughs) -Okay. 534 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:29,576 What do I do with this? 535 00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:30,643 Throw it in the trash can right there 536 00:20:30,743 --> 00:20:32,011 'cause you don't like it. 537 00:20:32,112 --> 00:20:34,080 So, I have one last question for you, young man. 538 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:35,615 -Yeah. -Did I make you late for work? 539 00:20:35,715 --> 00:20:37,684 -(laughs): Yeah. -Yes! 540 00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:39,219 (humming happily) 541 00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:42,722 I was already late for work when I came out of the subway. 542 00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:45,024 -You know, honestly, I appreciate that. -(laughs) 543 00:20:45,091 --> 00:20:46,493 Can I make you late for...? 544 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,361 You didn't have to do that. That was rude. Okay. 545 00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,163 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me? 546 00:20:50,263 --> 00:20:51,698 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 547 00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,133 Oh, hello. 548 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:54,567 -(others greeting) -Hi. 549 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,436 Y'all look like students. Y'all ain't got no job. 550 00:20:56,536 --> 00:20:58,972 -(laughter) -No, we don't have a job. 551 00:20:59,072 --> 00:21:01,808 See, 'cause I'm trying to do "Can I make you late for work?" 552 00:21:01,975 --> 00:21:03,409 Now, aren't you all going to school? Ain't that the thing? 553 00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:04,644 -Yeah. -Yeah. 554 00:21:04,744 --> 00:21:06,079 So I can make you late for school, right? 555 00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:07,413 We're actually in a class. 556 00:21:07,514 --> 00:21:09,115 We're doing an assignment right now. 557 00:21:09,215 --> 00:21:10,650 -A field trip. -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 558 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,252 I'm in school, I didn't sign up for this. 559 00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:14,487 And my adjunct professor, they need to give me a check. 560 00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:16,756 -♪ ♪ -Okay, um... 561 00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:20,360 Hello. Sis, sis, sis. Sis, sis. 562 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,561 Yes, yes, yes. 563 00:21:21,661 --> 00:21:23,329 Okay, first of all, the nails. 564 00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:24,531 I called 'cause of the nails. 565 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,332 I appreciate, you know, we see a moment. 566 00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:27,867 -Love it. Love it. -We got the vibe. 567 00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:30,170 -Ooh, look how cute. -Thank you, thank you. 568 00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:31,805 We got dip powder or just acrylic? 569 00:21:31,905 --> 00:21:33,440 Um, actually, these are Aprés. 570 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,009 -The who? -(laughs) 571 00:21:36,075 --> 00:21:37,277 What do you do? 572 00:21:37,377 --> 00:21:39,846 Um, I'm a political organizer for a labor union. 573 00:21:40,013 --> 00:21:43,516 Um, we organize building service workers. 574 00:21:43,616 --> 00:21:46,486 So, like, people who... clean the building... 575 00:21:46,586 --> 00:21:49,389 People who clean the buildings, people who secure the buildings, 576 00:21:49,489 --> 00:21:53,159 people who work at airports, people who work in schools. 577 00:21:53,259 --> 00:21:54,594 -Okay. -We handle all of it. 578 00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:56,563 You know, they be taking advantage of people. 579 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:57,797 I'm also in a union. 580 00:21:57,964 --> 00:21:59,799 I'm on TV but we also have to be in unions. 581 00:21:59,966 --> 00:22:02,735 -We need that. We need that. -So... One quick second. 582 00:22:02,836 --> 00:22:04,137 Um... All right. 583 00:22:04,237 --> 00:22:06,739 Just gonna use the camera right quick 584 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,274 to actually touch it... 585 00:22:08,374 --> 00:22:09,642 'Cause you know sometimes you get a little shiny. 586 00:22:09,742 --> 00:22:11,411 -Absolutely. -Maybe just a little... 587 00:22:11,511 --> 00:22:12,645 -A little shiny. -Matte it up a little. 588 00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:14,114 Sorry, can we get my pow... 589 00:22:14,214 --> 00:22:16,382 I-I know you're probably... Are-are you late? 590 00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:18,151 Do you mind? 591 00:22:18,251 --> 00:22:21,054 -For the culture. For my people. -For the culture. 592 00:22:21,154 --> 00:22:22,055 -You can keep that. -Thank you. 593 00:22:22,155 --> 00:22:23,490 It's a little souvenir. 594 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:25,425 It's been on your face. We don't need it on my face. 595 00:22:25,525 --> 00:22:27,227 I wouldn't put it on your-- We're still in a Panasonic. 596 00:22:27,327 --> 00:22:28,595 We're in a Pandora's box. 597 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:30,029 Okay? We're in a Popeyes. 598 00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:31,364 We're in a panini press. 599 00:22:31,464 --> 00:22:32,699 -Ooh, a panini press. -We are in a Panda Express. 600 00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:35,568 We're in a pan dulce. Now, just for... (clears throat) 601 00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:37,070 Top and bottom. Quick question. 602 00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:38,605 What's up? 603 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:40,440 Did I make you late for work? 604 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:41,541 You made me later. 605 00:22:41,641 --> 00:22:43,710 Yay! (laughs) 606 00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:44,778 Okay. 607 00:22:44,878 --> 00:22:45,845 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 608 00:22:46,012 --> 00:22:48,181 Oh, sir, sir. One moment, please. 609 00:22:49,149 --> 00:22:50,416 Just a quick question. 610 00:22:50,517 --> 00:22:51,751 Now, you strike me as someone 611 00:22:51,851 --> 00:22:53,553 who is known for, like, a signature dish, 612 00:22:53,653 --> 00:22:56,322 a signature... meal 613 00:22:56,423 --> 00:22:58,057 when you're having, like, your dinner parties. 614 00:22:58,158 --> 00:23:00,560 Um, yeah. I have a couple of recipes. 615 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,029 Yes. What is, like, your number one go-to 616 00:23:03,129 --> 00:23:05,632 when you're going to have folks over? 617 00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,967 How 'bout just, uh... 618 00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:09,402 my favorite salsa? 619 00:23:09,502 --> 00:23:11,371 A salsa? I'm here for a salsa. 620 00:23:11,471 --> 00:23:12,972 What kind of salsas we talking about? 621 00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:17,377 Uh, salsa with jalapenos and, uh, tomato and... 622 00:23:17,477 --> 00:23:21,181 -Oh. -Mostly jalapenos and cilantro and onion, 623 00:23:21,281 --> 00:23:22,649 gr-green onion and... 624 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:25,452 SLOAN: Ooh, this dude's gonna make me late to work. 625 00:23:26,553 --> 00:23:28,054 Never mind. 626 00:23:28,154 --> 00:23:30,723 Can I... can I make you late for... 627 00:23:30,824 --> 00:23:33,126 This has been me, Dulcé Sloan, 628 00:23:33,226 --> 00:23:36,029 making people late for work for absolutely no reason. 629 00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:37,430 Bye! 630 00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:39,532 Dulcé Sloan, everybody. All right, stay tuned, 631 00:23:39,632 --> 00:23:41,401 because, when we come back, we'll be talking 632 00:23:41,501 --> 00:23:43,470 about WNBA star Brittney Griner, 633 00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:45,805 who's been detained in Russia for months now, 634 00:23:45,905 --> 00:23:46,906 so don't go away. 635 00:23:47,006 --> 00:23:49,042 (cheering and applause) 636 00:23:56,382 --> 00:23:59,886 (applause and cheering) 637 00:23:59,986 --> 00:24:02,455 welcome back to The Daily Show. 638 00:24:02,555 --> 00:24:05,925 Five months ago, WNBA star Brittney Griner was detained 639 00:24:06,025 --> 00:24:08,461 by the Russian government while visiting Russia 640 00:24:08,561 --> 00:24:10,563 to play with the local basketball team. 641 00:24:10,663 --> 00:24:12,632 We're joined now by Terri Jackson, 642 00:24:12,732 --> 00:24:15,802 executive director of the union representing WNBA players 643 00:24:15,902 --> 00:24:18,304 to discuss where the situation currently stands 644 00:24:18,404 --> 00:24:19,739 and where we hope to go from here. 645 00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:22,208 Terri Jackson, welcome to The Daily Show. 646 00:24:22,308 --> 00:24:24,544 -Thank you, Trevor. -(applause and cheering) 647 00:24:24,644 --> 00:24:28,247 So, I think I'm going to start with the question 648 00:24:28,348 --> 00:24:32,251 that really sets up the whole, you know, not even discussion, 649 00:24:32,352 --> 00:24:33,853 but the situation. 650 00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:35,755 Some people have seen pieces of the story-- 651 00:24:35,855 --> 00:24:38,124 Brittney Griner detained in Russia. 652 00:24:38,224 --> 00:24:40,626 Some say, you know, it was because of a false accusation. 653 00:24:40,727 --> 00:24:42,562 Some say it was because of prescriptions. 654 00:24:42,662 --> 00:24:46,065 How did the story start, just to get everybody on the same page? 655 00:24:46,165 --> 00:24:49,202 Our very own Brittney Griner-- BG-- 656 00:24:49,302 --> 00:24:52,438 was returning back to Russia. 657 00:24:52,538 --> 00:24:56,976 Um, I think everybody saw that clip 658 00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:59,979 of her in the airport. 659 00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:04,684 Um, at some point, there was a search of her belongings. 660 00:25:04,784 --> 00:25:09,555 And what we learned thereafter was that she was detained. 661 00:25:09,656 --> 00:25:13,860 She was returning back to Russia to go play with her team... 662 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,129 -Mm-hmm. -that she's played with for several years 663 00:25:16,229 --> 00:25:20,566 and won great championships for them. 664 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:23,169 So she didn't make it back to the team. 665 00:25:23,269 --> 00:25:25,505 She was detained. And let's just stop right there 666 00:25:25,605 --> 00:25:28,207 and just think about what that means 667 00:25:28,307 --> 00:25:30,610 to be an American over in Russia, 668 00:25:30,710 --> 00:25:35,014 to be learning about this process in real time. 669 00:25:35,114 --> 00:25:39,752 And coming forward and making the statements that she made. 670 00:25:39,852 --> 00:25:41,754 And we're just hoping and praying 671 00:25:41,854 --> 00:25:46,526 that the judge, the court extends her great compassion 672 00:25:46,626 --> 00:25:50,630 and great mercy because that was so incredibly brave to do. 673 00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:53,232 -It's a... it's... -But again, but again, 674 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:56,002 -reading the case into the record... -Mm-hmm. 675 00:25:56,102 --> 00:25:58,705 ...and hopefully, this process... 676 00:25:58,805 --> 00:26:01,174 Again, I don't completely understand it, 677 00:26:01,274 --> 00:26:03,710 but hopefully, this process will continue 678 00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:05,311 to move forward, and we can see a conclusion. 679 00:26:05,411 --> 00:26:07,246 That-that... If I may interrupt you there. 680 00:26:07,347 --> 00:26:08,848 -I think, um, that's been... -Sure. 681 00:26:08,948 --> 00:26:11,351 That's been one of the more confusing aspects of the story. 682 00:26:11,451 --> 00:26:12,952 Initially, when it kicked off, 683 00:26:13,052 --> 00:26:16,723 um, many people were encouraged not to weigh in online, 684 00:26:16,823 --> 00:26:19,158 not to bring it to the president's attention, 685 00:26:19,258 --> 00:26:20,760 not to make it an issue 686 00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:23,796 because people felt like this may hamper, 687 00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,332 um, you know, her, her defense in Russia. 688 00:26:26,432 --> 00:26:28,001 Because, as you know, in Russia it's different, 689 00:26:28,101 --> 00:26:30,436 it's-it's not really a trial the way Americans think of it. 690 00:26:30,536 --> 00:26:32,572 It's more, the state lays out its case, 691 00:26:32,672 --> 00:26:35,641 and I think it's over 90% prosecution rate. 692 00:26:35,742 --> 00:26:39,412 But what was interesting about this story is when it happened. 693 00:26:39,512 --> 00:26:42,115 Just as the invasion of Ukraine took place, 694 00:26:42,215 --> 00:26:44,517 it seemed like Brittney was being used 695 00:26:44,617 --> 00:26:45,985 as a pawn in this situation. 696 00:26:46,085 --> 00:26:48,588 And I know that puts yourselves in a precarious position, 697 00:26:48,688 --> 00:26:52,191 but how much help are you hoping for from the administration 698 00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:54,193 and how much, you know, of a movement are you hoping 699 00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:56,763 to turn this into, or does that hamper 700 00:26:56,863 --> 00:27:00,233 the negotiations to-to bring this woman home? 701 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:02,535 You're right, in the beginning we were quiet. 702 00:27:02,635 --> 00:27:04,437 Um, that's what we were told-- 703 00:27:04,537 --> 00:27:07,840 that was the best way to show our best support-- 704 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:12,812 and if anybody knows and your audience knows WNBA players, 705 00:27:12,912 --> 00:27:15,948 um, they are very vocal, they-they look to get informed 706 00:27:16,049 --> 00:27:19,552 about a situation, and they will step out on their platforms 707 00:27:19,652 --> 00:27:23,022 and, and-and give, you know, the proper recognition, 708 00:27:23,122 --> 00:27:24,724 the proper spotlight. 709 00:27:24,824 --> 00:27:27,827 But the way that we were told in the beginning, 710 00:27:27,927 --> 00:27:30,029 um, to best show our support was to be quiet, 711 00:27:30,129 --> 00:27:33,399 and so what we did was, we, we reached out to experts, 712 00:27:33,499 --> 00:27:37,570 um, to learn about Russian-Ukrainian affairs, 713 00:27:37,670 --> 00:27:39,706 to learn more about this system, 714 00:27:39,806 --> 00:27:43,843 to learn how this could play out over the next several weeks. 715 00:27:43,943 --> 00:27:47,347 And so, as my members always do, they look to get informed 716 00:27:47,447 --> 00:27:49,916 and educated before they are ready to speak. 717 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:55,221 When we heard that the State Department had classified BG 718 00:27:55,321 --> 00:27:58,992 as wrongfully detained, when we heard from Cherelle Griner-- 719 00:27:59,092 --> 00:28:02,061 BG's wife-- that she needed our help, 720 00:28:02,161 --> 00:28:03,396 we heard that through her team, 721 00:28:03,496 --> 00:28:05,932 it was go time for my, for my members 722 00:28:06,032 --> 00:28:09,802 because this is an issue about the sanctity of sport. 723 00:28:09,902 --> 00:28:11,270 You're right. 724 00:28:11,371 --> 00:28:13,840 She should not be a political pawn. 725 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:16,342 This is not a game. 726 00:28:16,442 --> 00:28:18,011 This is not the game. 727 00:28:18,111 --> 00:28:20,580 And so to see our brothers and sisters 728 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,982 across all the different professional sports 729 00:28:23,082 --> 00:28:26,619 and so many different organizations step up with us 730 00:28:26,719 --> 00:28:29,322 in this global sports community 731 00:28:29,422 --> 00:28:33,292 and talk about BG, and-and talk about this case 732 00:28:33,393 --> 00:28:35,294 and talk about the need to get her home. 733 00:28:35,395 --> 00:28:39,332 -Um, you know, that's gotten... -Has there been...? 734 00:28:39,432 --> 00:28:42,168 That's gotten the Biden administration's attention. 735 00:28:42,268 --> 00:28:44,237 -Right. -And, um... 736 00:28:44,337 --> 00:28:47,106 That call that Cherelle Griner got 737 00:28:47,206 --> 00:28:51,377 from not only the president but the vice president 738 00:28:51,477 --> 00:28:55,148 to assure her that they were doing everything possible 739 00:28:55,248 --> 00:28:59,752 to get BG home and other detained Americans home. 740 00:28:59,852 --> 00:29:02,555 Well, that gave us the assurance that we need. 741 00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:05,692 And, you know, quite frankly, Trevor, 742 00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:08,861 what this country needs is a rallying cry. 743 00:29:08,961 --> 00:29:11,898 And that's what We Are BG is all about. 744 00:29:11,998 --> 00:29:14,734 It is a rallying cry, we need a win. 745 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:17,337 So we need to stand with this president. 746 00:29:17,437 --> 00:29:22,075 We need him to do whatever it takes to bring BG home. 747 00:29:22,175 --> 00:29:23,476 When you look at the situation, 748 00:29:23,576 --> 00:29:26,079 you know, through the lens of people who are helping, 749 00:29:26,179 --> 00:29:27,447 people who aren't helping, as you said 750 00:29:27,547 --> 00:29:30,116 there's been support, you know, from other athletes 751 00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:32,285 who now have been given the license to speak. 752 00:29:32,385 --> 00:29:34,887 Um, there are some who have said it feels like 753 00:29:34,988 --> 00:29:36,589 this isn't something that would have happened 754 00:29:36,689 --> 00:29:39,525 to, you know, one of the men's basketball players. 755 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,160 You know, if this was LeBron, he would've been out in a week, 756 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,695 is what people say. 757 00:29:42,795 --> 00:29:44,263 But it feels like whenever dealing 758 00:29:44,364 --> 00:29:47,133 with an international incident, there is a lot of sensitivity 759 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:50,336 that has to come into play, and-and so I wondered 760 00:29:50,436 --> 00:29:52,338 from your side when looking 761 00:29:52,438 --> 00:29:54,741 at people raising their voices, et cetera, 762 00:29:54,841 --> 00:29:57,510 what are you hoping that they would push for? 763 00:29:57,610 --> 00:29:59,512 You know, is this a situation where you feel 764 00:29:59,612 --> 00:30:01,347 the administration has got it handled? 765 00:30:01,447 --> 00:30:03,049 I know that her family hasn't spoken to her. 766 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,351 But-but what do you need from the people 767 00:30:05,451 --> 00:30:07,320 or is it just everybody having to wait 768 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,555 because two governments are having a conversation 769 00:30:09,656 --> 00:30:11,190 about a delicate issue? 770 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:14,494 You do have to recognize in any geopolitical system, 771 00:30:14,594 --> 00:30:17,897 um, or situation that you've got to be sensitive, right? 772 00:30:17,997 --> 00:30:19,399 You've got to be careful. 773 00:30:19,499 --> 00:30:21,634 You've got to watch and you've got to monitor. 774 00:30:21,734 --> 00:30:23,870 Right now, it's go time. 775 00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:27,540 Right now, what we need from so many organizations, 776 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,676 from-from so many of our fans, 777 00:30:29,776 --> 00:30:31,544 um, those in your audience, 778 00:30:31,644 --> 00:30:34,080 what we need is to unite, 779 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:35,548 to come together, 780 00:30:35,648 --> 00:30:37,350 put politics aside, 781 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:39,652 and let this administration know 782 00:30:39,752 --> 00:30:42,588 we want them to do whatever it takes 783 00:30:42,689 --> 00:30:46,426 to bring wrongfully detained Americans home. 784 00:30:46,526 --> 00:30:50,530 We need folks to go to the WeAreBG.org website. 785 00:30:50,630 --> 00:30:51,764 Again, I'm gonna say it. 786 00:30:51,864 --> 00:30:53,633 WeAreBG.org. 787 00:30:53,733 --> 00:30:56,302 Go to that website. Sign the petition. 788 00:30:56,402 --> 00:30:58,571 Tell folks that you have signed the petition. 789 00:30:58,671 --> 00:31:01,874 It is important that we get this visibility, 790 00:31:01,974 --> 00:31:04,577 um, and that we get the awareness out there. 791 00:31:04,677 --> 00:31:06,813 Terri Jackson, thank you so much for joining us on the show. 792 00:31:06,913 --> 00:31:08,047 All right, we're gonna take a quick break. 793 00:31:08,147 --> 00:31:09,782 We'll be right back after this. 794 00:31:09,882 --> 00:31:11,918 (cheering and applause) 795 00:31:14,928 --> 00:31:15,895 (cheering and applause) 796 00:31:15,995 --> 00:31:17,096 Well, that's our show for tonight. 797 00:31:17,197 --> 00:31:19,899 But before we go, please consider supporting Keen. 798 00:31:19,999 --> 00:31:22,469 This is an organization providing free fitness 799 00:31:22,569 --> 00:31:25,405 and recreation programs for youth with disabilities. 800 00:31:25,505 --> 00:31:28,208 So if you want to help them offer equal opportunities 801 00:31:28,308 --> 00:31:30,276 for recreation, fitness and friendship, 802 00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:31,811 then please donate at the link below. 803 00:31:31,911 --> 00:31:33,780 Until next time, stay safe out there 804 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,449 and remember to stay hydrated in a heat wave 805 00:31:36,549 --> 00:31:38,418 as long as Joe Manchin says it's okay. 806 00:31:38,518 --> 00:31:40,386 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 807 00:31:40,487 --> 00:31:41,654 (cheering and applause) 808 00:31:41,754 --> 00:31:44,157 ♪ ♪ 809 00:31:44,257 --> 00:31:46,025 -Live television, gang. -(laughing) 810 00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:47,327 That's live TV for you. 811 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:49,362 -Mommy. -Excuse me, my sid-- my kids are here. 812 00:31:49,462 --> 00:31:51,931 -Live television. -We'll do it live! (bleep) it. 813 00:31:52,031 --> 00:31:55,135 -We have so many different... investors. -(dog barking loudly) 814 00:31:55,235 --> 00:31:57,270 Technical analysts know. They're just gonna say, "Okay, 815 00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:59,873 summer-summer might be fine." 816 00:31:59,973 --> 00:32:02,675 Um, and I see we have... another guest that's joining us. 817 00:32:02,775 --> 00:32:04,511 -Dogs of the Dow. -And we appreciate that. 818 00:32:04,611 --> 00:32:06,179 Uh, it's the dog days of summer. 819 00:32:06,279 --> 00:32:07,480 -People talk about it that way. -Yeah. 820 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:08,348 -We were talking about this being the... -I'm sorry. 821 00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:09,349 I'm sorry. 822 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,151 But, uh, the dogs seem to think 823 00:32:11,251 --> 00:32:12,452 that the dog days... 824 00:32:12,552 --> 00:32:14,587 ♪ ♪