1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:03,437 -♪ ♪ -Coming to you from New York City, 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:07,508 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 3 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:11,044 Tonight: Congress pops the question. 4 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,747 What kids are reading. 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,617 And Jenny Slate. 6 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:20,320 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,456 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 8 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,403 What's going on, everybody. Welcome to The Daily Show. 9 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,772 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 10 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,141 Thank you for coming out in person. 11 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,277 Thank you, every single one of you. 12 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,546 Take a seat, let's do this. 13 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,414 We've got a jam-packed show for you tonight. 14 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,484 Sesame Street is trying to spell "sorry," 15 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,819 Dulcé Sloan reads us a bedtime story, 16 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,289 and good news: interracial marriage 17 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,191 might finally be legal, 18 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,226 which means my parents are about to (bleep). 19 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:00,761 So, let's do this, people, 20 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,297 let's jump straight into today's headlines. 21 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,566 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,672 Okay. Let's kick things off 23 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:15,709 with some big news coming out of Washington, D.C. 24 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,644 Now, everyone is still shell shocked 25 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,546 by the Supreme Court's recent decision 26 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:22,149 to overturn Roe v. Wade, right? 27 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,218 And although this made conservatives happy 28 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:25,919 because they finally made government small enough 29 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,888 to fit inside a woman's vagina, 30 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,390 everyone else was pretty furious. 31 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,626 And people weren't just angry at the Supreme Court. 32 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,862 No, they were pissed at Democrats 33 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:38,632 because they didn't codify Roe v. Wade. 34 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,134 And I don't know about you, but I haven't said "codified" 35 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,270 this much in my entire life. 36 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,671 We just say it like it's normal, like, 37 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:45,806 "Codify-- did they codify?" "You didn't codify." 38 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,107 "They should have codif--" 39 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:49,910 "Did you codify your Starbucks order?" "I did." 40 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,613 Well, it turns out that same Supreme Court ruling 41 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:55,249 that struck down Roe v. Wade-- it also opened the door 42 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,752 to future rulings that could overturn other rights. 43 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,954 Right? Things like the right to gay marriage. 44 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,123 Uh, interracial marriage. 45 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,424 And contraception. 46 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,927 All of which are based on the right to privacy, 47 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,695 just like Roe v. Wade. 48 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,532 Which is why now Democrats are trying to learn their lesson 49 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:15,702 and protect those rights before Clarence Thomas gets to them. 50 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:19,173 NEWSWOMAN: A historic moment on LGBTQ rights. 51 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:22,176 -The bill is passed. -NEWSWOMAN: Nearly 50 House Republicans 52 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,511 joined all Democrats to write 53 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:27,881 same sex and interracial marriage into federal law. 54 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,083 The vote comes amid growing concerns that 55 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,885 a conservative Supreme Court 56 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,787 could nullify marriage equality. 57 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,523 Still, 157 Republicans 58 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:39,526 voted against the Respect for Marriage Act. 59 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,095 Democrats believe that the government has no place 60 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:45,699 between you and the person you love. 61 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,835 The House has officially passed a bill 62 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:50,504 legalizing gay and interracial marriage, 63 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,774 which is a great victory for 1995. 64 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,509 Because-- because, let's be honest, 65 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,111 it's really strange to be diving back into this debate 66 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,648 that we thought was resolved in 2015. Right? 67 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,417 This is weird that they're like, "We're doing it now." 68 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,252 What do you mean, now? What's next-- 69 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,054 we gonna start arguing about that dress again? 70 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:08,589 Is that what we're doing? 'Cause it's over, guys. 71 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,757 It's over. We decided a long time ago 72 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,893 it's blue and black, all right? 73 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,062 And anyone who thinks it's white and gold is a Nazi. 74 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:18,065 Yeah, I said it. Gonna see those colors. Nothing in there. 75 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:21,401 Also, it's even weirder that 157 Republicans 76 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,470 voted against this bill. 77 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,506 Like, you voted agai-- 78 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,074 So you're on the record now 79 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,877 against interracial marriage? 80 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:32,646 Like, look, I-I know mixed couples have ruined your lives 81 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:35,549 for the past few years, but I-I think it's time 82 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,084 to let that go. 83 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,754 I mean, I don't even know what the argument is 84 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,589 against gay marriage. What's the argument? 85 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,825 You know, when it became legal in 2015, conservatives 86 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:48,562 all said, "Oh, America is gonna fall apart when this happens." 87 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,130 And, yeah, it kind of did, 88 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,165 but that's not 'cause of gay marriage. 89 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,103 So, the bill passed in the House, okay? 90 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,840 But there's a chance it might never even reach the Senate. 91 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:03,710 Because, according to one top Democratic senator, 92 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:08,448 the Senate has "more priorities than we have time." 93 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,751 And I-I never understand is, 94 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,920 what-- you don't have time? 95 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,489 How long does it take? Huh? 96 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,723 Should gay marriage be legal? 97 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,158 Yes, boom. Voted, done. 98 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,826 That was-that was, like, what-- three seconds, maybe? 99 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,728 I-I can do another one. Look how much time I have. 100 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,730 Uh, should interracial marriage be legal? 101 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,199 Boom, bam. Yes. There. There we go, done. 102 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,900 That's two votes. Uh, let's go again. 103 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,269 Should interracial marriage be mandatory? 104 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:32,272 Uh, this one's a little bit harder, but, uh... 105 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,208 I'm gonna say yeah, let's do it. All the babies will be 106 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:36,310 super cute, done. You see that? 107 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,078 Three votes, we're in. 108 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,882 You don't have the time. 109 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,086 And speaking of Democrats having messed-up priorities, 110 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,488 you know how there are all these, um, Republican candidates 111 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:51,225 running for office right now who believe that the election 112 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,361 was stolen from Trump by Italian space aliens 113 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,096 hacking the voting machines? 114 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,098 Well, some of those MAGA heads 115 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:01,702 are starting to win their nominations. 116 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,705 And you'll never guess who's helping them out. 117 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,373 NEWSWOMAN: Another election denier has just secured 118 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,676 the Republican primary for governor in Maryland. 119 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:12,045 Trump-backed candidate Dan Cox, known for 120 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,347 stoking election fraud fears 121 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,649 and actually encouraging former President Trump 122 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,918 to seize voting machines will face off 123 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,954 against the Democratic nominee there in November. 124 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,789 NEWSWOMAN 2: In an apparent effort to meddle 125 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,057 with the Maryland race, 126 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,792 the Democratic Governors Association 127 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,394 paid for this ad, 128 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,264 touting Dan Cox, a pro-Trump candidate. 129 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,399 NEWSWOMAN 3 (reading): 130 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:53,987 Yeah. Believe it or not, 131 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,390 Democrats are actually helping 132 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,759 these extreme candidates win the nomination, 133 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,761 because they're assuming 134 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,597 that they're too crazy to win the general election. 135 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,266 Yes. It's a plan that has never backfired 136 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,669 in the history of America for the last five years. 137 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,371 Yeah, I can't see how that could go wrong. 138 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,040 And, look, on the one hand, I get it. I get it. Right? 139 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,508 It's the classic "get some ass 140 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,310 by standing next to the ugliest person at the bar" strategy. 141 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,312 I understand that. 142 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:19,580 But... 143 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,548 this strategy assumes 144 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,851 that Democrats will run a competent campaign 145 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,052 against these people. 146 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,054 That's a big assumption. 147 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,355 I don't know about you guys. 148 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,390 I don't trust the Democrats to run a race properly. 149 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,292 These are the only people who will try to shoot fish 150 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,394 in a barrel and somehow end up with the fish shooting them. 151 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,163 "Aah! Nemo got the gun! 152 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:39,600 I thought I had it, but Nemo got the gun!" 153 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,470 Not to mention, the stakes are so high. 154 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,105 Think about if this thing backfires, right? 155 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,608 Democrats use their money to help crazy Republicans 156 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,076 win their part of the race. 157 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,777 And if it backfires, what happens? 158 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,546 'Cause, right now, there's Democrats out there saying, 159 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,348 "If this maniac gets into office, 160 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:57,718 "it'll spell the end of democracy as we know it. 161 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,186 "But, on the other hand, running against him 162 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,521 "gives me a four-point boost in the polls, 163 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,090 so let's roll the dice, baby. Let's do it!" 164 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,026 Democrats forget-- 165 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:08,128 not everyone pays attention to politics. 166 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,830 Right? Not everyone is super informed 167 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,565 about who the candidates are. 168 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:12,933 Yeah, you might be like, "Oh, he's crazy. 169 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,134 Everyone will see it." No, a lot of people, 170 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,936 they just show up and they vote. 171 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,504 They just-- They'll be like, "Okay, yeah, 172 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,573 Repub-Republican, Democrat." That's all they vote on. 173 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,109 Or they just vote based on the name they like best. 174 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:25,045 Yeah. I mean, how do you think Barack Obama got elected? 175 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,380 Yeah. A lot of people were like, 176 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,448 "Yo, this white dude's got a crazy-ass name. 177 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,050 "I'm gonna vote for him. Mm. 178 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,718 Wait, what?!" 179 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,888 All right, finally, let's move on 180 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,957 from the potential downfall of democracy 181 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:40,561 to a more lighthearted story about Sesame Street. 182 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:41,828 They're racist. 183 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,363 (laughter) 184 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,266 Or at least that's what they're being accused of 185 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:49,603 after a video at their theme park went viral. 186 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,206 NEWSMAN: Sesame Street, a place of inclusion 187 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,541 and learning for generations of kids. 188 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,644 But Sesame Place, the theme park based on characters 189 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:59,646 from the iconic children's TV show, 190 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,849 is issuing an apology this morning 191 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,151 after backlash from this video 192 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:07,354 showing two young Black girls seemingly snubbed 193 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,723 by a performer dressed as Rosita 194 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,292 at the Sesame Place theme park near Philadelphia. 195 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,828 Sesame Place initially released a statement saying 196 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,330 that the costumes characters wear 197 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:18,699 sometimes make it difficult for them to see, 198 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,869 adding the Rosita performer did not intentionally ignore 199 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,638 the girls and is devastated about the misunderstanding. 200 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,641 But that statement wasn't good enough for many on social media 201 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,042 who expressed outrage. 202 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,912 Now other parents are sharing their own videos 203 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,947 that they say show similar instances 204 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:37,050 of their children being treated rudely compared to others, 205 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,420 all seeming to show similar bias by characters at the park. 206 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:44,091 As a result, Sesame Place has issued a second statement saying 207 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,159 that they are committed to making this right, 208 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,428 adding they "will conduct training for our employees 209 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,764 "so they better understand, recognize and deliver 210 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,299 "an inclusive, equitable 211 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,735 and entertaining experience for our guests." 212 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,270 This is some bullshit. 213 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,474 These little girls are getting snubbed 214 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,209 by Rosita? 215 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:05,045 She's not even a top-ten Muppet. 216 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,148 Yeah, l-like if Elmo or Big Bird snubs you, 217 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,683 then, yeah, I get it. I get it. They're big-time. 218 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,019 But Rosita? 219 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,520 That's like getting snubbed by Hawkeye. 220 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,389 My man, you should be honored to take a selfie with me, 221 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:17,291 you Robin Hood-ass mother(bleep). 222 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,226 (applause) 223 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,762 How's Rosita gonna ditch those kids? 224 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,632 And just as an aside though, 225 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,134 I don't know if this is racism or not, 226 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,869 but can we take a... a step back 227 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,838 and appreciate how ironic this outrage is? 228 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,339 'Cause, basically, what people are saying is, 229 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,342 "Why won't this total stranger touch my kids? 230 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,611 "They touched the other kids! Touch my kids! 231 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,446 "Guy in a furry suit that I don't know, 232 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,348 touch my children!" 233 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,551 You know, what got me here is this-- 234 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:47,120 Sesame Place's explanation for this whole thing 235 00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:48,455 was-was-was weird, 236 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:51,258 because their excuse was that it wasn't racism-- 237 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,060 it's just that the costumes 238 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,597 make it hard to see at lower levels. 239 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,065 But... 240 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,234 that's where the kids are. 241 00:10:01,235 --> 00:10:03,837 Why would you design a costume for kids 242 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,807 that can't see most kids? 243 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,141 Huh? These guys are like, "Look, 244 00:10:08,242 --> 00:10:10,577 "we're more than happy to give hugs to any children 245 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:14,281 who are LeBron's height or taller, okay?" 246 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,450 I mean, if you can't see at lower levels, 247 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,318 wh-what happens with the employees in the parks? 248 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,853 Like, they must be so confused. 249 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,088 Every day, they're just going out. They're like, 250 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,290 "Damn, no kids again? 251 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,792 "Just a bunch of adult weirdos all by themselves. 252 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,427 What's going on here?" 253 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,130 There's also a disconnect between the things 254 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,465 Sesame Place is saying. 255 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:34,034 Because if this was just an innocent misunderstanding, 256 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,504 then why is Sesame Place gonna add bias training? 257 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,306 Hmm? 'Cause either it was a mistake 258 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,642 or it was racism. Can't be both. 259 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,310 You know? It feels like, now, that's what companies do. 260 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,112 They just go, like, "Oh, we're gonna do bias training." 261 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,181 That's-that's what they say just to get people off their backs. 262 00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:48,682 "Yeah, we're gonna do bias training. 263 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,083 "We're gonna read some Ta-Nehisi Coates again. 264 00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:51,718 We got this. Ah, we'll be fine." 265 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,353 'Cause what are they teaching them in the bias training? 266 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,354 What is the bias training? 267 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,490 "Hey, um... so, um... 268 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,624 so, you see the Black kids?" 269 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,026 "Yeah, yeah." 270 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,094 "Yeah, that's all you have to do-- see the Black kids." 271 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,765 (applause) 272 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,166 All right, that's it for the headlines, 273 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,734 but before we go to a break, 274 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,170 let's check in on all the latest social media trends 275 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,472 with our very own Ronny Chieng, everybody! 276 00:11:12,573 --> 00:11:14,641 (applause and cheering) 277 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,079 Ronny Chieng. Good to see your face. 278 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:21,815 So good to see you. 279 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,151 All right, Trevor. 280 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,421 So, so... so, Ronny, uh, 281 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,590 what's, uh... what's happening online, man? 282 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,726 Oh. Oh, you really want to know? You really want to know? 283 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,962 You guys really want to know what's trending online? 284 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,463 (applause and cheering) 285 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,131 You want to know what stupid bullshit 286 00:11:38,232 --> 00:11:39,833 is trending on social media 287 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,135 that we're all going to forget about tomorrow, right? 288 00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:44,171 Because it's important. It is so important. 289 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,706 All right. All right, let's start with the... 290 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:49,109 the toxic cesspool that is Twitter, all right? 291 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,744 What's-what's trending on Twitter? 292 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,746 Surprise me. Surprise me. 293 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,281 Oh. Oh, Bennifer. 294 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,651 -Oh, Bennifer got married again. -(laughter) 295 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:01,255 Oh. Oh, Bennifer got married again! 296 00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:03,957 Big deal. People get married every day. 297 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,693 These guys got married in Vegas, okay? 298 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,929 They didn't even put in any effort. 299 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,665 For all we know, they were drunk. 300 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,468 Okay, and now because, what, two 60-year-old drunk people 301 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,069 got married by Elvis, 302 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,805 now the whole world's gonna talk about it. Oh. 303 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,508 I mean, they broke my heart the first time. 304 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,277 And-and now you just want me to, what, 305 00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,779 just believe in love again, huh? 306 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,215 Jenny... from the block? 307 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:32,286 And Ben Affleck from... Dogma? 308 00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:34,488 (laughter) 309 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,290 Look, please. I'm not getting invested 310 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:37,958 in this again, all right? Let's just... 311 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,327 Let's just see what's trending on Instagram, all right? 312 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,230 Instagram! Oh, what's on the Gram now? 313 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,898 Let's-let's... let... 314 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,233 Oh, wait. Let me guess. 315 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,568 Let me guess what's on Instagram. 316 00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:49,436 Oh, is it just the stuff that was trending 317 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,673 -on TikTok two weeks ago? -(laughter) 318 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,508 What's the matter, Instagrammers? 319 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,110 You don't have your own ideas? What happened? 320 00:12:57,211 --> 00:13:00,447 You ran out of pictures of your feet in the sand? 321 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,882 Why don't you take a picture of your book next 322 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,818 to your avocado toast with some flowers on it? 323 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,154 All right, let's just go 324 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:11,058 straight to the source of the arbiter of human culture now. 325 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,559 That is TikTok, right? 326 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,628 That is where all our culture comes from-- 327 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,897 what's trending on TikTok these days. 328 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,833 Oh, it's this big trend called, uh, uh, 329 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,503 "The Put Your Shoes On Challenge." 330 00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:25,973 It's where... it's where a parent tricks their kid 331 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:29,076 into thinking they have to help them fight another parent 332 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,111 and their kid, okay? 333 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,546 So, let's just watch this clip, 334 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,615 but hang on to your final brain cells. 335 00:13:34,715 --> 00:13:38,952 -(laughter) -Okay? Because this one sounds dumb as shit. 336 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,487 -WOMAN: Put your shoes on now. -Why? 337 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,956 Because I'm gonna go fight this girl, 338 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,626 and if her son comes out, I need you to fight him. 339 00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:47,394 Okay. 340 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,863 I'm gonna beat her eye up. 341 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,632 Mama. 342 00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:54,001 I will be like this and bop. 343 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,136 I will knock her head off. 344 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,172 (laughter, groaning) 345 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,374 Okay, you know what? You know what? 346 00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:02,509 I think I change my mind on this one, okay? 347 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,244 'Cause when I first heard about this, 348 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,681 I thought it was a terrible idea because it's the Internet. 349 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:11,418 But you know what? I actually do support child violence, okay? 350 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,254 -NOAH (laughing): What? -So, I'm all for this. 351 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,090 But the only bad thing that I can see about this challenge 352 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:20,227 -is that you don't actually get to see the fights. -(laughter) 353 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:24,097 Yo, let's see the fights, man. Commit to the bit, okay? 354 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,799 I want to see some blood. 355 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:29,069 Even if your kid isn't good at fighting, you as the adult, 356 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,139 when you're fighting, you can use your kid as a weapon, right? 357 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,374 'Cause they're... they're small enough to fight with. 358 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,077 You got a skinny kid? Yo, just toss them like a spear. 359 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,745 All right? You got a toddler? 360 00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:41,248 Yo, canon ball. Just canon ball them. 361 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,317 You got twins? You got twins, just connect them by the head, 362 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,152 and now you got nunchucks, all right? 363 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,287 Okay? And now, I know. 364 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,389 I already know people in the comment section-- 365 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,658 I can already hear them just complaining. 366 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,527 "Oh, this is bad parenting. 367 00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,129 "You can't encourage fighting with your kid. 368 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,799 It's bad parenting." Well, you know what? 369 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,034 If your kid is willing to fight for you, 370 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:05,572 no questions asked, that means you are a great parent, right? 371 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:09,042 -(applause and cheering) -That's right. 372 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,179 Now, on the other hand, if you're... 373 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,881 If you tell your kid, "Hey, let's go fight," 374 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,315 and your kid's like, "Hey, wait a minute. 375 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,650 Let's hear both sides," 376 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,585 that means you (bleep) up, all right? 377 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,122 I mean, look at me. Look at me. I love my mom, okay? 378 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,790 I love my mom so much, I'd beat the shit out 379 00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:27,127 of any baby for my mom, right? Yeah, I see a baby. 380 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,629 I'm like, "Yo, don't even get out of the stroller. 381 00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,464 "Do not even get out of the stroller, all right? 382 00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:33,066 Yeah. 'Cause Mama Chieng says hi." Boom! 383 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,835 Yeah, straight in the umbilical cord. 384 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,771 Yeah. Boom! That's right. Back to you, Trevor. 385 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,207 -(grunting) -Back to me. Are you...? 386 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,143 (grunting) 387 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,079 Fight babies all day. Come on. 388 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:49,082 -Nine to 24 months, anytime. -(laughter, groaning) 389 00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:51,084 Well, good luck with that. Ronny Chieng, everybody. 390 00:15:51,185 --> 00:15:52,819 (applause and cheering) 391 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,155 Something tells me he doesn't like social media. 392 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,824 All right, when we come back, Dulcé Sloan has some beef 393 00:15:57,925 --> 00:15:59,626 with The Cat in the Hat. You don't want to miss it. 394 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,695 -You can't fight babies. -(applause and cheering) 395 00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:11,814 (cheering, applause) 396 00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:22,124 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 397 00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:25,995 We-we all remember our favorite books from when we were kids. 398 00:16:26,095 --> 00:16:28,264 I mean, unless were you born after 2000-- 399 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:31,167 then we all remember our favorite YouTube videos. 400 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,469 But those classic children's books 401 00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:36,706 had a big blind spot that you might have never noticed. 402 00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:40,910 And Dulcé Sloan points it out in another episode of Dul-Sayin'. 403 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:43,045 ♪ ♪ 404 00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:49,652 Yo, who cares about Spot? There are snakes in this house! 405 00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:51,120 Get out of there! 406 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,856 Oh. (short chuckle) Hello friends. 407 00:16:53,956 --> 00:16:57,626 Didn't see you there. Just doing a little light reading. 408 00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:58,961 I know some of you might be wondering, 409 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,230 "Dulcé, why are you reading a children's book?" 410 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,665 And to you I say 411 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:05,368 why are you minding a Black woman's business? 412 00:17:05,468 --> 00:17:07,103 But if you must know, I'm reading these kids books 413 00:17:07,203 --> 00:17:09,205 because of how important they are. 414 00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:10,906 The fact is children's books play a big role 415 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,709 in shaping our views as adults, whether it's about race, 416 00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:17,313 culture or proper pooping etiquette. 417 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,048 But one of the areas that influence kids the most 418 00:17:19,148 --> 00:17:21,317 is gender roles, and that's a big problem. 419 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,985 Because when it comes to gender, 420 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,587 most of these books are more outdated 421 00:17:24,687 --> 00:17:27,123 than a pair of JNCO Jeans. 422 00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:28,591 I mean, why were they so big? 423 00:17:28,691 --> 00:17:30,760 Were you trying to sneak Kevin Hart into the movie? 424 00:17:30,893 --> 00:17:33,429 'Cause chances are he's already in it. 425 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:36,032 But speaking of little people, this is something we should 426 00:17:36,132 --> 00:17:39,001 all be paying attention to, because by the age of seven, 427 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,537 children's ideas about what they can be when they grow up 428 00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:42,972 are already formed. 429 00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:44,774 And what do you think those ideas are gonna be 430 00:17:44,907 --> 00:17:47,176 when they've been reading books like this? 431 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:50,780 Dick and Jane, the book series that almost every first grader 432 00:17:50,913 --> 00:17:53,082 was reading in the 1950s and '60s. 433 00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:54,383 And it was notorious 434 00:17:54,483 --> 00:17:56,619 for portraying stereotypical gender roles. 435 00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:58,621 Look at that-- the dad and the brother 436 00:17:58,721 --> 00:18:00,756 are out playing with Spot 437 00:18:00,923 --> 00:18:02,692 and the mom is inside cleaning up spots. 438 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,460 I mean, what is that-- a puddle of pee? 439 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,495 Was R. Kelly their dinner guest? 440 00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:08,331 And look at poor Jane in this one. 441 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:09,598 She can't even have a little fun 442 00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:11,067 without doing some chores? 443 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,936 Can't a girl just roller-skate? She has to sweep, too? 444 00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:15,471 What's next, she's gonna have to jump rope 445 00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:16,906 while making a sandwich? 446 00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:18,374 But this Leave It to Beaver bullshit 447 00:18:18,474 --> 00:18:20,776 wasn't just happening in the 1950s. 448 00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:22,278 Even in the '90s, 449 00:18:22,378 --> 00:18:25,314 the four main jobs women and girls held in picture books 450 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:27,516 were scullery maid, daughter, 451 00:18:27,616 --> 00:18:29,051 princess, and mother, 452 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,921 while men and boys got to be things like detective, 453 00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:34,056 aircraft inventor, and knight. 454 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,224 And let me just say, 455 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,293 I've been on dating apps for a long time now, 456 00:18:37,393 --> 00:18:40,062 and I've never met an "aircraft inventor." 457 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,298 If there's a man claiming that on his profile, 458 00:18:42,398 --> 00:18:45,067 chances are the only thing he's invented is debt. 459 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,736 And it's not just men and women 460 00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:48,738 getting boxed into old-school careers. 461 00:18:48,904 --> 00:18:51,340 These books are teaching them how they're supposed to behave 462 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,908 in just day-to-day life. 463 00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:55,311 You can see this in one the most famous children's books 464 00:18:55,411 --> 00:18:57,546 of all time, The Cat in the Hat. 465 00:18:57,647 --> 00:18:59,649 It features a little boy and his sister Sally. 466 00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:01,384 And while the little boy is the narrator, 467 00:19:01,484 --> 00:19:03,552 Sally doesn't get to talk at all. 468 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:05,488 She doesn't get to do anything! 469 00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:07,089 She just follows her brother around 470 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,525 like she's the Grim Reaper and he's Joe Biden. 471 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,961 The only action she does get to do 472 00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:13,996 is get tangled up in a kite string. 473 00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:16,632 So she's not allowed to talk and she's clumsy? 474 00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:20,102 And just look at how many books are dedicated to finding Waldo. 475 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,639 But no one is asking, "Where's Wanda?" 476 00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:25,875 And she's been missing for 20 years now. 477 00:19:25,908 --> 00:19:27,109 You'd think you could escape this problem 478 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,978 by just reading children's books about animals. 479 00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:30,313 But nope. 480 00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:33,783 Even in those books, the main animal character is male 481 00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:35,484 way more often than female. 482 00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:36,886 So, basically, 483 00:19:36,952 --> 00:19:39,655 if you want kids to learn equal gender representation 484 00:19:39,755 --> 00:19:41,891 from animals, you got to take 'em to the zoo. 485 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:43,192 But good luck with that, 486 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:44,360 'cause then you'll have to explain 487 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,962 why these animals are in jail. 488 00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:49,565 And the stereotypes go all the way to plants. 489 00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:50,933 Just look at The Giving Tree. 490 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:53,436 The tree is female-coded and acts as a caregiver 491 00:19:53,536 --> 00:19:55,471 to the human male character. 492 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:58,107 That motherly tree gave that boy everything-- 493 00:19:58,207 --> 00:19:59,775 shade, apples, 494 00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,544 even wood to build a home. 495 00:20:01,644 --> 00:20:03,646 And what did he do to pay her back? 496 00:20:03,746 --> 00:20:05,982 Turned her into Ikea furniture. 497 00:20:06,082 --> 00:20:07,183 Mm. 498 00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:08,617 And while things are starting to improve, 499 00:20:08,718 --> 00:20:10,553 there's still a long way to go. 500 00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:12,321 Just back in 2017, 501 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,156 the best seller list of children's books 502 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,891 was still skewing way more male. 503 00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:17,893 It was like the kid section of Barnes & Noble was curated 504 00:20:17,994 --> 00:20:19,628 by Joe Rogan fans. 505 00:20:19,729 --> 00:20:21,998 So even though most of the books at the children's library 506 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,700 perpetuate these old-fashioned gender ideas, 507 00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:27,737 the good news is, the options get better every year 508 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:30,072 as authors work hard to break these norms 509 00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:32,274 and depict women as inventors and scientists, 510 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,043 or as strong and brave. 511 00:20:34,143 --> 00:20:36,879 I'm doing my part, and I wrote a children's book myself. 512 00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:39,015 It's a classic tale, but with a female character 513 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,183 who breaks gender norms. It's called 514 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,520 No Broke Dick and Jane by Dulcé Sloan. 515 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,656 (clears throat) 516 00:21:12,948 --> 00:21:14,684 The end. 517 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:17,186 See, it's easy to write children's stories 518 00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:19,855 that show women can be strong, confident, 519 00:21:19,922 --> 00:21:22,858 and hold romantic partners to higher financial standards. 520 00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:26,595 So, let's give our children the Janes they deserve, 521 00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:30,199 not the broke Dicks they've been getting. 522 00:21:30,299 --> 00:21:31,600 ♪ ♪ 523 00:21:31,701 --> 00:21:33,235 (applause and cheering) 524 00:21:33,336 --> 00:21:34,637 Thank you so much for that, Dulcé Sloan. 525 00:21:34,737 --> 00:21:36,472 All right, stay tuned because when we come back, 526 00:21:36,572 --> 00:21:39,141 Jenny Slate will be joining me right here. 527 00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:40,943 Don't go away. 528 00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:43,079 (applause and cheering) 529 00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:52,088 (cheering) 530 00:21:55,091 --> 00:21:56,425 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 531 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,627 My guest tonight is actor, writer 532 00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:00,563 and comedian Jenny Slate. 533 00:22:00,663 --> 00:22:02,131 She's here to talk about her new film 534 00:22:02,231 --> 00:22:05,501 Marcel the Shell with Shoes on. 535 00:22:05,601 --> 00:22:07,803 This is my stockpile. 536 00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:09,305 All right, so, you got your basics here. 537 00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:11,574 I got a couple of almonds. 538 00:22:11,674 --> 00:22:14,143 I have a dozen peanuts. It's basically your dry goods. 539 00:22:14,243 --> 00:22:16,679 You got a craisin with raisins, but the craisin 540 00:22:16,779 --> 00:22:19,548 sits to the side because it is a treat. 541 00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:22,084 -Uh... -MAN: This-is this an inhaler? 542 00:22:23,352 --> 00:22:25,788 (sighs) It's, like-- it's, like, a slide or something. 543 00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,189 Like, I don't even actually 544 00:22:27,289 --> 00:22:28,624 -know what this is. -Where did you get that from? 545 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,527 From one of the people that stayed here for a night. 546 00:22:31,627 --> 00:22:33,462 -What? -Did y-- did you take anything from me? 547 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:35,464 (gulps) 548 00:22:38,467 --> 00:22:39,668 MAN: What is wrong with you? (chuckles) 549 00:22:39,769 --> 00:22:41,237 I didn't know. 550 00:22:41,337 --> 00:22:43,439 Please welcome Jenny Slate. 551 00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:45,374 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 552 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:58,754 Jenny Slate, welcome back to The Daily Show. 553 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:01,657 -Thanks for having me back. -Um, I'm-I'm so delighted 554 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,292 to have you back, especially for this project, 555 00:23:03,392 --> 00:23:05,928 because, you know, I had heard nothing 556 00:23:06,028 --> 00:23:08,264 -about this movie as an idea, as a concept. -Mm-hmm. 557 00:23:08,364 --> 00:23:10,266 I didn't know about it when it went viral, 558 00:23:10,366 --> 00:23:12,435 but I was sitting in-in the movie theater-- 559 00:23:12,535 --> 00:23:13,669 I'll never forget this-- and you know, they're playing 560 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,237 -all the trailers. -Yes. 561 00:23:15,337 --> 00:23:17,440 And it was interesting, 'cause all the trailers that came on 562 00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:19,008 were for, like, action movies, 'cause I think I was watching 563 00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:20,509 Everything Everywhere All At Once, 564 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:21,977 -which you were also in, by the way. -Yes. 565 00:23:22,078 --> 00:23:24,280 -That's true. -Right. So, I'm sitting there, 566 00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:26,582 watching the trailers, trailers, it's like, action movie, 567 00:23:26,682 --> 00:23:29,151 action movie, action movie, and then the shell comes on... 568 00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:32,955 -Sure -and everyone in the movie theater was just like, "Ah... 569 00:23:32,988 --> 00:23:34,857 Ah." And we-we instantly fell in love, 570 00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:37,059 and I remember going, "What-- Who-who made this? 571 00:23:37,159 --> 00:23:39,228 What is this? Who-who came up with it?" 572 00:23:39,328 --> 00:23:41,397 And everybody loves it. Just like, almost, like, 573 00:23:41,497 --> 00:23:44,100 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Everyone is raving 574 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,635 about the movie, so first things first: congratulations. 575 00:23:46,736 --> 00:23:49,672 -Thank you. Thank you. -(cheering, applause) -And... 576 00:23:49,772 --> 00:23:52,274 secondly... 577 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,044 -let's get into the how behind all of this. -Sure. 578 00:23:55,144 --> 00:23:57,046 If someone said to me, "You're gonna make a movie 579 00:23:57,146 --> 00:24:00,182 about a shell with a little, 580 00:24:00,282 --> 00:24:03,085 -like, googly eye..." -Yeah. 581 00:24:03,185 --> 00:24:04,987 I'd be like, "I don't think this is gonna work." 582 00:24:05,087 --> 00:24:07,323 And yet... it-it works. 583 00:24:07,423 --> 00:24:08,924 Take it from the beginning. 584 00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:11,027 -Please explain the concept to me. -Okay, sure. 585 00:24:11,127 --> 00:24:12,795 So, um... (chuckles) 586 00:24:12,928 --> 00:24:14,163 I also think you're right-- there's 587 00:24:14,263 --> 00:24:16,966 absolutely no way to pitch this movie. 588 00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:19,735 Um, and it's a big vote for, like, 589 00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,003 if you have an idea and you're not sure 590 00:24:21,103 --> 00:24:22,371 how to explain it, maybe just 591 00:24:22,471 --> 00:24:25,107 -try to find a way to do it. Um-- -I love that. 592 00:24:25,207 --> 00:24:26,642 Yeah, and I-I think-- 593 00:24:26,742 --> 00:24:28,544 So, I was, like, doing the voice first. 594 00:24:28,644 --> 00:24:30,346 Um, I was with 595 00:24:30,446 --> 00:24:33,115 Dean Fleischer-Camp, who I-- directed this film. 596 00:24:33,215 --> 00:24:35,818 And he and I were at a wedding and, uh, we were 597 00:24:35,951 --> 00:24:37,953 sharing a hotel room with, like, four other people 598 00:24:37,987 --> 00:24:39,221 because we were trying to save money. 599 00:24:39,321 --> 00:24:42,291 -It was about 12 years ago. -So, wait, this-- 600 00:24:42,391 --> 00:24:43,793 that means it's a destination wedding. 601 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:47,063 It-it was Connecticut. 602 00:24:47,163 --> 00:24:49,398 Take it or leave it, you know? 603 00:24:49,498 --> 00:24:52,802 That's what they chose. Yeah. Um, 604 00:24:52,902 --> 00:24:56,338 and we were-we were sharing a room with a bunch of friends. 605 00:24:56,439 --> 00:24:58,941 I may have been having some cocktails. 606 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,477 -You know, we'll never know. -Okay, okay. 607 00:25:01,577 --> 00:25:03,913 We'll never know. Uh, but, uh, 608 00:25:03,946 --> 00:25:06,082 it was really squished in there, and I started being like, 609 00:25:06,182 --> 00:25:08,317 like, doing this little voice. Like, being like, 610 00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:10,152 (as Marcel): "You guys are, like, 611 00:25:10,252 --> 00:25:12,922 really, really stepping on me" and stuff like that. 612 00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:15,257 It's hard to hear. But anyway, I was doing it. 613 00:25:15,358 --> 00:25:17,026 Um, and Dean was like, 614 00:25:17,126 --> 00:25:18,527 "You know, I have to make a short film 615 00:25:18,627 --> 00:25:20,563 "for my friend's comedy show. Could I interview you 616 00:25:20,663 --> 00:25:23,699 in that character, whatever that is?" And I was like, 617 00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:27,536 "Yeah, 'cause I lo-I love an interview, honestly." 618 00:25:27,636 --> 00:25:30,573 I was like, "Yes, anybody asking anything, for sure." 619 00:25:30,673 --> 00:25:34,043 And so, um, he asked me some questions 620 00:25:34,143 --> 00:25:35,745 and the character started to emerge. 621 00:25:35,845 --> 00:25:38,581 He did the character design, he stuck a googly eye 622 00:25:38,681 --> 00:25:40,383 -and a shell and, you know, -Yes. 623 00:25:40,483 --> 00:25:42,218 glued the shoes and everything. And we had this 624 00:25:42,318 --> 00:25:43,953 sort of, like, interview-based short film 625 00:25:44,053 --> 00:25:45,755 that we ended up putting it on the Internet 626 00:25:45,855 --> 00:25:47,957 because someone at the comedy show was like, 627 00:25:48,057 --> 00:25:50,026 "Could you put this online? I want to show it to my mom." 628 00:25:50,126 --> 00:25:53,029 Um, and we just thought this, like-- 629 00:25:53,129 --> 00:25:54,897 these two people might see it. 630 00:25:54,964 --> 00:25:57,066 -And... -It was a lot more than two people. 631 00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,068 -It was a lot more. -It was-- it was more-- A lot-- 632 00:25:59,168 --> 00:26:01,437 -Millions more than two people saw it. -Yeah. Yeah. 633 00:26:01,537 --> 00:26:04,473 It was, like, over 36 million people. 634 00:26:04,573 --> 00:26:05,908 -(cheering and applause) -Yeah. -Right? 635 00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:06,909 I know. 636 00:26:07,009 --> 00:26:08,310 And so... 637 00:26:09,712 --> 00:26:11,614 I mean, at that point, the story's not-- It's not done. 638 00:26:11,714 --> 00:26:13,382 It's not like it's like, "Oh, 36 million, then it's a movie." 639 00:26:13,482 --> 00:26:15,384 -Right. -Because it-it took you seven years to turn this 640 00:26:15,484 --> 00:26:16,719 into the feature film. 641 00:26:16,819 --> 00:26:18,454 Yeah. Yeah, it, um... 642 00:26:18,554 --> 00:26:20,423 The-the film itself took seven years. 643 00:26:20,523 --> 00:26:23,325 We first started with the audio recording. 644 00:26:23,426 --> 00:26:25,061 And a lot of it was, like, improvised. 645 00:26:25,161 --> 00:26:29,131 And then we would write, uh, scenes based on the improv 646 00:26:29,231 --> 00:26:31,367 and, uh, eventually ended up with a script. 647 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:32,735 That took about three years. 648 00:26:32,835 --> 00:26:34,937 And then we did the live-action shoot 649 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:36,172 -and then the stop-motion. -Right. 650 00:26:36,272 --> 00:26:38,274 And it's gor-- The way they move is gorgeous as well. 651 00:26:38,374 --> 00:26:39,942 It's, like, just, like, little, tiny, little, like, 652 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,011 -hoppy, steppy, you know? -Yeah, yeah. 653 00:26:42,111 --> 00:26:45,614 I like that it is-- Our-our animation director, 654 00:26:45,715 --> 00:26:48,317 Kirsten Lepore, made, like, such beautiful animation. 655 00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:50,586 -It's not super smooth, you know? -Yes. Yeah. 656 00:26:50,686 --> 00:26:52,988 It's just real enough that, like, 657 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:55,091 you could almost see it out of the corner of your eye. 658 00:26:55,191 --> 00:26:56,959 Can I tell you, what-what I love about this story-- 659 00:26:57,059 --> 00:26:59,495 First of all, there are very few original movies 660 00:26:59,595 --> 00:27:00,896 -that you watch these days, right? -Mmm. 661 00:27:00,930 --> 00:27:02,398 Movies will be, like, oh, the sequel of the sequel 662 00:27:02,498 --> 00:27:05,134 -of the sequel or the prequel before the sequel, right? -Yeah. 663 00:27:05,234 --> 00:27:06,669 -Got to get that prequel. -And then-- You got to get 664 00:27:06,769 --> 00:27:07,937 -the prequel in. Um... -Find out about it. 665 00:27:08,037 --> 00:27:09,305 And then the spin-off and then the spin-off 666 00:27:09,405 --> 00:27:11,340 -to the sequel prequel. But-but this is... -(laughs) 667 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,808 It's such an original idea, 668 00:27:12,908 --> 00:27:15,945 and it's-it's surprisingly heart-wrenching. 669 00:27:16,045 --> 00:27:18,047 I never thought I would watch a movie where-- 670 00:27:18,147 --> 00:27:19,915 Obviously, you're laughing. I was like, "I'm gonna laugh, 671 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:21,717 'cause the shell, you know, with the eye." 672 00:27:21,817 --> 00:27:22,985 -But then... -Yeah. 673 00:27:23,085 --> 00:27:24,320 But then there's moments where I'm just like, "Hmm. 674 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:27,123 -Oh, the shell." -(laughing) 675 00:27:27,223 --> 00:27:29,458 It's-it's a really emotional story that you've told. 676 00:27:29,558 --> 00:27:31,260 It's-it's a feel-good story as well. 677 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,429 Yeah, yeah. I think, um, 678 00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:35,364 one thing that I'm interested in is, like, 679 00:27:35,464 --> 00:27:37,700 how those can exist at once. 680 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,602 I know, like, I certainly live that way-- 681 00:27:39,702 --> 00:27:42,605 that I can experience, like, grief and loss 682 00:27:42,705 --> 00:27:45,241 while also trying to live a-a life 683 00:27:45,341 --> 00:27:47,243 -that feels satisfying on a daily basis. -Mm-hmm. 684 00:27:47,343 --> 00:27:49,512 -Mm-hmm. -And, um, that is, like, one of the things 685 00:27:49,612 --> 00:27:50,880 that's built into the film. 686 00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:52,281 And I think, um... 687 00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:53,482 I think it is funny, 688 00:27:53,582 --> 00:27:55,217 and I think also there are a lot of adults 689 00:27:55,317 --> 00:27:57,153 that end up crying during the movie. 690 00:27:57,253 --> 00:27:59,188 -(soft awwing) -Which is good. I think it's good. -Oh, yeah. 691 00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:00,556 And everybody made a noise. 692 00:28:00,656 --> 00:28:01,957 -Yeah, yeah. -(laughter) 693 00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:03,759 I think it's good. I think more adults should be crying 694 00:28:03,893 --> 00:28:05,561 -in more movies. Um... -I think so. 695 00:28:05,661 --> 00:28:09,498 The-the stories that I feel like you-you like to tell 696 00:28:09,598 --> 00:28:11,901 don't just involve, like, voices and, you know... 697 00:28:11,934 --> 00:28:13,469 and heartwarming issues, but it's like 698 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,538 there's something that I feel connects you 699 00:28:15,638 --> 00:28:17,339 or-or that you're attracted to 700 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,242 in telling an adult story to kids 701 00:28:20,342 --> 00:28:22,545 that's almost secretly going to adults, you know? 702 00:28:22,645 --> 00:28:24,914 I-I wonder, are you gonna-- are you gonna do more of this? 703 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,016 Are you gonna make any-- You know, do you have any dreams, 704 00:28:27,116 --> 00:28:29,285 for instance, of making any kids' shows or...? 705 00:28:29,385 --> 00:28:31,220 Yeah. Well, first of all, yes, I do. 706 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,522 And I think you're right. I do like stuff like that. 707 00:28:33,622 --> 00:28:35,257 Because I feel like... 708 00:28:35,358 --> 00:28:38,327 children are actually capable of, like, 709 00:28:38,427 --> 00:28:42,465 feeling huge, vibrant, and-and sometimes overwhelming feelings. 710 00:28:42,565 --> 00:28:44,934 -Mm-hmm. -And it's-it's good to, like, give them a space 711 00:28:45,034 --> 00:28:46,635 to try that out and say, 712 00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:49,505 "Yeah, you're, like, really strong enough to do this." 713 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:50,906 But, also, there are so many adults 714 00:28:51,006 --> 00:28:52,441 who weren't given that opportunity. 715 00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:54,877 So it's nice for them to see something where they see, 716 00:28:54,977 --> 00:28:56,879 like, a young or small thing 717 00:28:56,979 --> 00:28:58,881 really making it work in that way. 718 00:28:58,981 --> 00:29:01,050 But, um, I think-- 719 00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:03,953 You know, I would really like it if I had my own show 720 00:29:04,053 --> 00:29:06,255 for children and people. 721 00:29:06,355 --> 00:29:08,524 -Um, I-I grew up, like... -What-what would it be? 722 00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:09,959 Like, I think it would be nice-- 723 00:29:10,059 --> 00:29:11,394 I-I like to say 724 00:29:11,494 --> 00:29:13,996 somewhere between Pee-wee and Mr. Rogers. 725 00:29:14,096 --> 00:29:15,164 (laughter) 726 00:29:15,264 --> 00:29:17,366 -But with a woman. Yeah. -Okay, okay, okay, okay. 727 00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,534 Yeah. I don't want to give it to a man. 728 00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:19,969 I want it to be me. 729 00:29:20,069 --> 00:29:22,104 -Yeah. (laughs) -You take it. -(cheering) 730 00:29:22,204 --> 00:29:24,607 -Are you kidding me? No. -Sorry, I want it. Yeah, I want it. 731 00:29:24,707 --> 00:29:26,942 -There's no sorry. There's no sorry. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 732 00:29:27,043 --> 00:29:29,545 Um... So, I-I, uh... 733 00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:30,913 I love animation. 734 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:32,748 Um, I've always been a fan of you, 735 00:29:32,915 --> 00:29:35,151 because I-I love people who do different voices 736 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:36,285 -in-in... -Mm-hmm. 737 00:29:36,385 --> 00:29:38,020 Because, like, that's what animation is. 738 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,022 You-You've done everything. You know... (stammers) 739 00:29:40,122 --> 00:29:42,091 You've done this. Uh, you know, you did, um... 740 00:29:42,191 --> 00:29:43,325 You were in, um... 741 00:29:43,426 --> 00:29:45,728 I want to say it was, uh, Big Mouth. 742 00:29:45,828 --> 00:29:47,930 -And I want to say it was Zootopia as well. -Yeah. Yeah. 743 00:29:48,030 --> 00:29:51,000 Yes. And, every time, your voice changes slightly. 744 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,401 When did you... when did you start doing that? 745 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:54,003 Is this, like, a thing you've had your whole life? 746 00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:55,371 I think so. It's... Yeah. 747 00:29:55,471 --> 00:29:57,039 It's sort of like that's... Have you...? 748 00:29:57,139 --> 00:29:58,407 It's like, have you had this weird mole 749 00:29:58,507 --> 00:29:59,875 your whole life or something? 750 00:29:59,909 --> 00:30:01,343 -You know, it's like have you had this? -Okay... 751 00:30:01,444 --> 00:30:02,945 Is this...? Has all...? Have you always...? Yeah, yeah. 752 00:30:03,045 --> 00:30:05,214 -No, no, this is great. No, no. I'm more like... -But yeah. 753 00:30:05,314 --> 00:30:06,749 I'll tell you why. Because, um, I've been trying... 754 00:30:06,882 --> 00:30:08,684 -You put those away. -I've been trying... 755 00:30:08,784 --> 00:30:11,921 -I've been trying to make a TV show, like, here. -Uh-oh. 756 00:30:12,021 --> 00:30:15,257 Like, a few of my... So, I just, you know? And then, 757 00:30:15,358 --> 00:30:19,061 what I was trying to do... what I was trying to do is... 758 00:30:19,161 --> 00:30:20,529 (applause) 759 00:30:20,629 --> 00:30:23,199 I was hoping we could... we could do, like, a little... 760 00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:26,502 -like, a little scene for my show. -Yeah. 761 00:30:26,602 --> 00:30:28,270 -I'm gonna... 'Cause I'm gonna pitch it 'cause... -So... 762 00:30:28,371 --> 00:30:30,473 Now you showed me how successful it could be, I'm gonna... 763 00:30:30,573 --> 00:30:33,743 -Okay. -So you can be... you can be Handy, the sanitizer. 764 00:30:33,909 --> 00:30:37,146 -Okay. -Um, or you can be Bluey, the drink thing. 765 00:30:37,246 --> 00:30:41,016 Um, or you can be, um, Stan, the stapler. 766 00:30:41,117 --> 00:30:43,352 -Oh, Stan! -Yeah. 767 00:30:43,452 --> 00:30:44,820 Uh, yeah. 768 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,391 -Okay, I'll be Stan. Fine. And then, um... -Okay, okay. 769 00:30:48,491 --> 00:30:50,292 -Yeah, so... -I'll move these so you can see everything clearly. 770 00:30:50,393 --> 00:30:52,395 -Do I...? Hold on. Let me... -There we go. 771 00:30:52,495 --> 00:30:54,096 -Oh, you're doing that. You got it. -Okay. Cool. Great. 772 00:30:54,196 --> 00:30:56,032 Oh, wait. I'll go into that shot. 773 00:30:56,132 --> 00:30:57,867 -I know how cameras work. -Look at this. 774 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,135 -I can be here. -This is the film...? 775 00:30:59,235 --> 00:31:00,369 Wait. Where's that...? Where's that thing? 776 00:31:00,469 --> 00:31:02,004 Put... Yeah, get... Uh, the eyes. All right. 777 00:31:02,104 --> 00:31:03,672 -Oh, you're getting my back. -All right, we got... 778 00:31:03,773 --> 00:31:06,242 -Yeah, okay. -And then we need these eyes turning as which way? 779 00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:08,377 Oh, there, there. Oh, there. That's the one. That's the one. 780 00:31:08,477 --> 00:31:10,946 That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. 781 00:31:11,047 --> 00:31:12,548 -All right, cool. All right, cool. -Okay. 782 00:31:12,648 --> 00:31:14,483 I'm gonna figure out what's happening here. They are... 783 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:17,186 Give me a place where they are, people. 784 00:31:17,286 --> 00:31:18,688 -WOMAN: Chicago! -They're in Chicago? 785 00:31:18,788 --> 00:31:20,256 -They're in Chicago. -That's very specific. 786 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:21,691 Very specific. All right. 787 00:31:21,791 --> 00:31:23,592 And what are they trying to do in Chicago? 788 00:31:23,693 --> 00:31:25,428 -MAN: They're going to the circus. -Go to the circus? 789 00:31:25,528 --> 00:31:26,996 -Okay. -Okay, okay. All right. 790 00:31:27,096 --> 00:31:28,898 They're in Chicago, and they're trying to go to the circus. 791 00:31:28,998 --> 00:31:30,433 But they can't because why? 792 00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:32,001 -WOMAN: It's hot right now. -(audience shouting responses) 793 00:31:32,101 --> 00:31:34,303 -It's hot right now? -It's too... -WOMAN: Car broke down. 794 00:31:34,403 --> 00:31:35,805 -They're car broke down. -Car broke down. All right. 795 00:31:35,905 --> 00:31:37,139 They're in Chicago, they're trying to go to the circus, 796 00:31:37,239 --> 00:31:38,674 -but the car broke down. All right. -Okay. 797 00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:41,143 All right, I'm... Okay, I'm ready with. All right. (mutters) 798 00:31:41,243 --> 00:31:44,046 -(Noah groaning) -Stan? 799 00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:47,149 -(groaning) -Stan, calm down. Stan? 800 00:31:47,249 --> 00:31:50,186 Stan, I just need you to calm down for one moment. 801 00:31:50,286 --> 00:31:54,090 Oh, I can't calm down. The car... the car is broken! 802 00:31:54,190 --> 00:31:57,226 -Aah! Aah! Aah! -(laughter) 803 00:31:57,326 --> 00:31:59,628 How are we going to get to the circus now? 804 00:31:59,729 --> 00:32:02,398 Can I admit something to you, Stan? 805 00:32:02,498 --> 00:32:04,400 Oh, go ahead. 806 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,369 I broke the car because I don't want to go to the circus 807 00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:08,671 'cause I don't want everybody to pump my darn head. 808 00:32:08,771 --> 00:32:10,706 -What?! What?! -(laughter) 809 00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:12,908 I told you my dream was to go to the circus, 810 00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:14,643 and you broke the car?! You know how hard it is 811 00:32:14,744 --> 00:32:16,445 -for a stapler to buy a car?! -(laughter) 812 00:32:16,545 --> 00:32:18,614 That was the first car I ever bought! 813 00:32:18,714 --> 00:32:20,483 How could you do that to me? 814 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:23,052 I didn't know that it was your first automobile, first of all. 815 00:32:23,152 --> 00:32:26,489 -(groans) -Secondly, Stan, you know that 816 00:32:26,589 --> 00:32:28,657 whenever we go anywhere, people pump my head. 817 00:32:28,758 --> 00:32:30,726 -(laughter, applause) -Yeah. Yeah. 818 00:32:30,826 --> 00:32:33,029 And you know what? You know what? That's life. 819 00:32:33,129 --> 00:32:34,630 That's life. Look at you. 820 00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:36,399 You've been a hand sanitizer for, what? 821 00:32:36,499 --> 00:32:38,601 A few years of the pandemic, and you're tired? 822 00:32:38,701 --> 00:32:41,303 You know how long people having been playing with my head? 823 00:32:41,404 --> 00:32:46,342 -(laughter) -Huh? Huh? Huh? 824 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:49,211 Stan, these last few years have been really hard for me. 825 00:32:49,311 --> 00:32:51,914 A lot of people have been pumping my head. 826 00:32:51,981 --> 00:32:54,650 They don't ask. I've had to re... 827 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:56,919 -What are you doing? -(English accent): Uh, guys? 828 00:32:56,952 --> 00:32:59,488 -What? -I ordered an Uber. 829 00:32:59,588 --> 00:33:01,090 We don't need to have this fight. 830 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:03,726 -(laughter) -NOAH: And scene. We got it. 831 00:33:03,826 --> 00:33:05,294 -We got it. -We sold 'em. 832 00:33:05,394 --> 00:33:07,263 We're making millions. 833 00:33:07,363 --> 00:33:09,732 We're making millions. All right, people, 834 00:33:09,832 --> 00:33:11,133 Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 835 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,668 is now playing in theatres nationwide. 836 00:33:12,768 --> 00:33:14,003 Go watch the movie and take your kids. 837 00:33:14,103 --> 00:33:15,371 We're gonna take a quick break, 838 00:33:15,471 --> 00:33:16,706 but we'll be right back after this. 839 00:33:16,806 --> 00:33:18,841 (applause and cheering) 840 00:33:25,861 --> 00:33:28,864 (applause and cheering) 841 00:33:28,964 --> 00:33:31,400 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 842 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,435 before we go, I wanted to tell you 843 00:33:33,535 --> 00:33:37,105 about our newest Daily Show podcast called Hold Up. 844 00:33:37,205 --> 00:33:38,974 All right? There are podcasts out there 845 00:33:39,074 --> 00:33:41,877 that discuss major issues, from nuclear war 846 00:33:41,977 --> 00:33:46,681 to economic crises, but this podcast is not that. 847 00:33:46,782 --> 00:33:49,017 Instead, Hold Up features our very own 848 00:33:49,117 --> 00:33:50,919 Dulcé Sloan and one of her good friends, 849 00:33:51,019 --> 00:33:52,421 Daily Show writer Josh Johnson, 850 00:33:52,521 --> 00:33:54,222 arguing about the stuff that's important to them. Yeah. 851 00:33:54,322 --> 00:33:56,057 So if you want to hear hilarious debates 852 00:33:56,158 --> 00:33:58,126 over vacations versus staycations 853 00:33:58,226 --> 00:34:00,095 or body wash versus bar soap, then check out 854 00:34:00,195 --> 00:34:02,431 Hold up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson 855 00:34:02,531 --> 00:34:04,466 every week wherever you get your podcasts. 856 00:34:04,566 --> 00:34:06,802 Until next time, stay safe out there, and remember, 857 00:34:06,902 --> 00:34:09,071 if you're a Muppet crossing the street, 858 00:34:09,171 --> 00:34:11,206 you look left, right and down 859 00:34:11,306 --> 00:34:12,741 so you don't miss the Black children. 860 00:34:12,841 --> 00:34:15,510 Now here it is-- your Moment of Zen. 861 00:34:15,610 --> 00:34:18,080 We now see the mainstream media questioning President Biden's 862 00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:20,215 mental state, and for good reason. 863 00:34:20,315 --> 00:34:23,185 Sadly, he shakes hands with ghosts, 864 00:34:23,285 --> 00:34:24,619 he falls off bicycles. 865 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,022 Have you spoken with any other cabinet members 866 00:34:27,122 --> 00:34:30,092 about implementing the 25th Amendment on President Biden? 867 00:34:30,192 --> 00:34:32,260 First of all, I'm glad 868 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,263 to have a president who can ride a bicycle, and... 869 00:34:35,363 --> 00:34:36,965 ♪ ♪ 870 00:34:36,998 --> 00:34:42,104 ANNOUNCER: You just got Buttibombed!