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Tonight: Biden gets got.
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What's going on, everybody.
Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
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Thank you for
coming out in person.
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Love it. Look at it. Take a
seat, everybody. Let's do it.
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We've got a jam-packed show
for you tonight.
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Donald Trump
is running from the law.
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Well, not running,
but you know.
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Boris Johnson gives the greatest
farewell speech of all time,
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And you'll never guess
which U.S. president got COVID.
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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All right.
Let's kick things off
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with the big news of the day.
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President Biden has
had a rough time recently.
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He couldn't get
climate change action.
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He couldn't get
free community college.
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He couldn't get
tax hikes on the rich.
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But it turns out
there's one thing he could get.
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We begin this hour
with breaking news
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from the White House,
where President Joe Biden
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is in isolation after
he tested positive for COVID.
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The White House
press secretary saying that
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the president
is fully vaccinated.
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Uh, he's been twice boosted,
he's experiencing
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what they say are very mild
symptoms at this point.
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So he will be isolating,
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but he will be able
to continue in his role.
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He won't need to turn
over any duties, it appears,
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to the vice president
at this point.
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Okay, okay.
First things first.
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I'm sure all of our thoughts
are with President Biden
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for a speedy recovery.
Get well soon, sir.
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You made it through
the Spanish flu,
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you can make it through this.
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I know you can do it.
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And also, it does look like
he's gonna be fine, right?
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He's even got, like,
swag in that video. He's like,
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"Hey, ah, ha.
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You probably heard
I got COVID, ha, ha."
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But I get why he's got swag,
you know?
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He's been vaxxed,
he's been boosted,
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he's been double boosted
and he's taking antiviral drugs.
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And just to be safe,
he's sipping some bleach
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on the side. You know?
Yeah, that shit seems ridiculous
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till you get COVID,
then you're like,
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"I'll try anything. I..."
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Another reason
the president's gonna be fine
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is because, let's be honest,
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there's not much
that COVID can do to him.
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Yeah, think about it.
What's gonna happen?
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The virus is gonna
get in his body and be like,
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"Let's see what can I do here.
Time to get some brain fog,
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"some fatigue, some dizzi--
Wait, wait.
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Have I already been here?
What's going on?"
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Now, in the meantime,
Biden says
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he will not
be taking any sick days.
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Which is what sucks
about being president, right?
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You still got to put on
a strong face.
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Any other job,
you'd be milking that shit.
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You know? Just like, "(coughs)
Oh, COVID really got me.
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"Oh... Oh, I think
I'm gonna be sick
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"for the rest of the summer.
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"(coughs)
If you see pictures of me
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by the pool, my phone
was hacked. (coughs)"
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All right, but let's move on
from the big news out of America
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to the big news that's coming
out of the United Kingdom.
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The queen has COVID.
No, I'm joking, I'm joking.
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That would be crazy, though,
right? That would be crazy.
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No, I'm joking.
She doesn't have COVID.
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She's been dead for years.
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Anyway, back in 2019,
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Prime Minister Boris Johnson
and his Conservative Party--
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they won a landslide
election victory. It was huge.
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They won everywhere--
in southern England,
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in Manchester,
in Sherlock-upon-Watson,
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in East Narnia--
all the places.
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Basically, between
Boris and Ed Sheeran,
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2019 was a good year.
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Especially for British people
who look like
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they're from the year 1326.
It was a good time.
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And it was such
a commanding victory that
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people thought Boris Johnson
might become the prime minister
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who is up there for a decade.
You know?
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Which would be amazing
for Britain's first human broom.
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But then Boris started
getting caught up in scandals.
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Right? He botched
the COVID response,
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then he got caught
throwing a bunch of parties
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while the rest of Britain
had to be in lockdown
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and then he hired people
who he knew
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were alleged sex offenders,
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and, of course,
there was that time
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when he showed up to Parliament
wearing a T-shirt that said
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"The Carpet Matches the Drapes,"
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which is totally inappropriate,
because it doesn't.
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He combs the carpet.
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So, finally, last month,
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he was forced to resign
in disgrace.
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And yesterday he gave
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the greatest farewell speech
of all time.
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Boris Johnson facing Parliament
for one last time
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as British prime minister
as only he would.
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Johnson defended his record
in his farewell remarks.
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He also gave some words
of advice to his successor.
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Number one,
stay close to the Americans,
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stick up for the Ukrainians,
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stick up for freedom
and democracy everywhere.
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Cut taxes and deregulate
wherever you can
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to make this the greatest place
to live and invest, which it is.
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Focus on the road ahead,
focus on the road ahead
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but always remember to check
the rearview mirror.
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-(laughter)
-And remember, remember,
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above all,
it's not Twitter that counts.
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-(others assenting) -It's
the people that sent us here.
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Mr. Speaker, I-I want
to thank everybody here, and...
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hasta la vista, baby.
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-(cheering)
-Thank you.
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(laughter)
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"Hasta la vista, baby"?
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This is the land of Shakespeare
and Jane Austen,
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and the quote Boris chose
was from The Terminator?
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I mean, I guess that shows you
the power of American culture.
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Even the prime minister
of the United Kingdom is like,
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"Farewell and Godspeed, okrrr?"
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The most ridiculous thing ever.
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And, and I don't know
if you saw.
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Like, the speech was weird,
the whole thing.
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In the middle it looked
like he just started giving
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random advice about driving.
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"Focus on the road ahead,
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"uh, always check
the rearview mirror,
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"and remember,
it's not a hit-and-run
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if you drive away slowly,
all right?"
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You know, it's also like,
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normally when you're giving
a speech,
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especially about resigning
or being fired,
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like, surely you want
to make people regret it.
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Like, when you give the speech
you want people to go, like,
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"Oh, oh, man, have we made
the wrong choice?
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They're leaving..."
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Like, remember
with Obama, all right,
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when he gave
his farewell speech,
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even racists in America
were like,
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"Maybe he was
one of the good ones."
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But this guy, this guy gives
a speech and you're like,
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"Yo, how did he get
the job, huh?
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"Like, did he win a contest
or something?
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Who is this person?"
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Anyway, let's,
let's move on to some news
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about America's most powerful
institution-- Amazon.
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And I know,
I know from the get-go,
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people have mixed feelings
about Amazon.
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"Oh, they exploit their workers,
oh, they ruin local economies."
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Quit bitching, I love them.
You know why?
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If I need more Charmin,
I get it on Amazon,
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and, boom, it's at my house
in six hours.
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And, yeah, maybe it's not
exactly Charmin,
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maybe it's like
a Chinese knockoff,
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and maybe the toilet paper's
mostly made out of lead.
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But am I gonna get brain
poisoning from wiping with lead?
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No, and I certainly
am not gonna get
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brain poisoning
from wiping with lead.
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Anyway, the fact is,
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Amazon is a part of life
in America
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and I'm not gonna get brain
poisoning from wiping with lead.
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And now Amazon
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is going to be expanding
even more.
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NEWSMAN: We have breaking news
out of Seattle this morning,
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home to Amazon,
the company announcing
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it is diving further
into the health care industry
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with plans to buy health care
provider One Medical
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for about $3.9 billion.
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Amazon says health care
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is high on its list of things
that needs reinventing.
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Yeah! Finally a win
for Jeff Bezos.
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-Ah, man.
-(laughter)
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I could not be more excited.
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Yeah, 'cause with Amazon's
prediction algorithm,
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health care will never
be the same. You know?
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You notice how they always know
what you want,
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what you need
before you even know it.
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Imagine them with health care.
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You're gonna buy a pack of
double... double A batteries
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and then just before you
check out, they'll be like,
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"You might also need
chemotherapy."
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Uh, I mean, chemotherapy?
I-I don't have...
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Ah, shit!
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Shouldn't have used
that lead toilet paper.
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-Now...
-(applause and laughter)
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Now... I know,
I know some people
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are a little uncomfortable
with the idea
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of Amazon getting into
every industry.
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You know, 'cause
they're buying medicine now.
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They run the cloud,
they own TV studios,
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they have grocery stores.
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And you know what, so what?
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What's the worst
that could happen, huh?
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Oh, what, what, at some point
Jeff Bezos owns everything?
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Yeah, so what?
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And then he has all of our money
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so now we're his slaves working
crazy hours in the warehouse,
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you know, peeing in bottles.
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That doesn't sound so bad, yeah.
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At least I'll know
where my packages are.
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Yeah, I'll take it for myself.
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The one thing that does suck
about this
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is if Amazon
also owns your medicine,
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you realize that means Alexa
knows your medical secrets.
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You gotta watch out for that.
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Yeah, 'cause you're gonna be
hanging out at home
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with your friends and all of
a sudden, Alexa will be like,
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"Your hemorrhoid cream
is arriving this afternoon."
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No, Alexa,
cancel, cancel. Cancel.
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"You would like me to cancel
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your giant tub
of hemorrhoid cream?"
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No, no, no. Cancel.
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All right,
that's it for the headlines
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but before we go to break,
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it's time to check in
on the weather forecast
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with our very own Desi Lydic,
everybody.
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(cheering and applause)
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Desi...
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(cheering and applause continue)
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Desi, it is...
it's absolutely insane.
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Please, just, just help us out.
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What is the weather
looking like?
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Oh. Trevor, it is hot out there.
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So let's make it quick
'cause I got a kid in my car.
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-(laughter)
-What?
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Relax, relax, it's not my kid.
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It's just some actor I hired so
I could use the carpool lane.
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(laughter)
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Anyway, it is scorching
all across this country
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as you can see.
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And is really important
that we take precaution.
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So I'm just gonna, I'm gonna
give everyone a few tips
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to stay safe out there, okay?
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Safe and cool.
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Now this heat is dangerous
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especially for pets
and the elderly.
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Basically anyone
who eats out of a bowl
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is considered high risk.
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Um, so do your elderly
neighbors a favor.
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Pop by, see how they are doing.
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Check in because if they die,
God rest their soul,
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you get first dibs
on that real estate.
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And this real estate market
is a beast.
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You got to be competitive.
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I... I actually checked in
on my noi--
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my neighbor this morning.
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Unfortunately, she was fine.
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-(laughter)
-Well, I-I guess
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-at least you checked in.
-What do you do?
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-Yeah.
-What do you do? Second tip--
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it is cooler at night,
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so you're gonna want to leave
those windows open before bed.
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And I know
what you're thinking, Trevor--
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what about robbers, right?
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Crime rates are up.
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So this is why
I Home-Alone my house
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every single night.
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Marbles on the floor.
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Blowtorches up above.
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The whole deal.
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You just--
Takes care of everything.
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The one thing
you're gonna want to do
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is you're gonna want to remind
anyone that you live with
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about that. Because my...
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my husband has not been the same
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since the paint can in-incident.
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-Oh, wow.
-It was...
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a little bit rough.
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Next tip--
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wear loose clothing, okay?
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Especially
if you sweat a lot like me.
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And I mean a lot.
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Trevor, it is like
a Slip 'N Slide under this suit.
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It is a whole situation.
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I'm talking violently moist.
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You do not want to know
what's happening
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-all...
-Yeah. I-I-- Yeah.
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-Uh, yes, I do-- I do not-- I
don't want to know. -You do not.
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-Yeah.
-The sh...
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the sheer volume of it.
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Sometimes there's a grit to it.
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You know what I'm talking about?
Like, gritty.
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Have you ever opened up
a dishwasher mid-cycle?
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That's what it's like.
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-It's like that. -Well,
I'm-I'm glad you didn't tell me,
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-Desi. Thank you.
-Yeah.
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Anyway, it is
a medical condition.
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Which is why I so appreciate you
being such an ally--
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leaving out those towels for me.
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Those beautiful, clean towels
in your bathroom
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for me to use three, four,
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five times a day, sometimes.
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I just--
I really appreciate that.
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And-and to show you, that's why
I always fold it up neatly
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-and put it exactly how you left
it. -(groaning, laughter)
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Thank you.
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I...
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Desi, I use those towels
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-on my face.
-Anyway, of course...
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the most effective way
to beat the heat
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is to stay hydrated, okay?
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But, please, please, be careful.
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Watch out for products
that claim
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to be more hydrating than water.
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That's a cash grab.
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There is only one thing that
can hydrate you more than water
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and that is...
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Darrell's Hard Brown Lemonade.
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What makes it brown?
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After one or two, no one cares.
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If it ain't brown,
it's not going down.
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(cheering and applause)
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Has-- So good. So good.
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(sniffs)
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You know who could use
Darrell's Hard Brown?
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President Biden.
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You know why?
'Cause it also cures COVID.
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-I...
-The only hard brown lemonade
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that also cures COVID.
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Mmm.
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That is why I love this stuff.
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It is thick.
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Anyway,
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those are the big tips
to carry you through this heat.
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Oh, um, one more thing,
actually.
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If a guy named Darrell
offers you $50,000,
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no strings attached,
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there are strings attached.
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Oh, shit,
this kid's calling me again.
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Ugh. Yeah.
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No, you can't put the windows
down.
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Someone could steal something.
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Well, did you Home-Alone
the car?
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Is she gonna leave the kid--
Uh, Desi Lydic, everybody.
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-That...
-(cheering and applause)
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I think that's illegal.
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All right, when we come back,
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we're gonna find out
if Donald Trump
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is going to be president
or prisoner.
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You don't want to miss it.
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-(cheering and applause)
-(chuckles)
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(cheering, applause)
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Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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Tonight was the season finale
of the January 6th hearings--
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the TV event that
investigates the day
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a mob of MAGA maniacs
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tried to help Mike Pence
meet his hero.
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So, with phase one of
the hearings coming to a close,
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let's catch up
on the latest developments
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in our ongoing coverage
of January 6th.
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♪ ♪
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After weeks
of televised hearings,
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we're learning a lot
about what happened
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on January 6th and the days
that led up to it.
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We learned that Donald Trump
was told by his closest advisors
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that the election wasn't stolen,
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we also learned that he set up
a fake election defense fund
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that took millions of dollars
from his supporters,
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we also learned that he knew
his crowd was armed that day
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and still sent them
to the Capitol anyway.
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And after all of this, guys,
I-I don't know about you,
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but I'm starting to think
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this Donald Trump guy
might be bad news. I, uh...
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I'm seeing, like,
one or two red flags here.
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And I'm not the only one.
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Because, remember how we
learned in those hearings
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about how Trump tried to get
Mike Pence to single-handedly
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toss out the election results--
you remember that part, yeah?
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Well, a bipartisan
group of senators
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has decided that shit
should never happen again.
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Here in Washington,
a bipartisan group of senators
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have cut a deal that would make
it much tougher to pull off
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a repeat of what former
President Trump tried to do--
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that effort to pressure
his vice president
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into overturning the election.
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One measure would reform
the Electoral Count Act
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to make it clear
that the VP's job is...
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(reading)
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Wow, this is big.
This is big.
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Senators from both parties
have agreed
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to amend
the Electoral Count Act of 1887
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to make it clear
once and for all
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that the VP cannot just toss out
the election results.
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Which, yes, is something
everyone in America already knew
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except for one guy.
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You know?
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00:17:10,466 --> 00:17:11,901
It's kind of like
when in kindergarten
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the t-- the teacher makes an
announcement to the whole class,
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00:17:14,303 --> 00:17:15,638
but it was clearly directed
at one kid.
402
00:17:15,738 --> 00:17:18,541
You know, it was like,
"Okay, class, remember,
403
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:21,911
"we don't poop on the toilet,
we poop in the toilet.
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00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:25,247
That-That's for everyone
to understand, okay, Donald?"
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00:17:25,347 --> 00:17:28,984
-(laughter, applause)
-Because...
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...it was, it was obvious
to everyone else
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that the vice president
can't just throw out
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the election results.
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00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:37,660
That would make no sense.
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00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,728
Why would you give so much power
to someone
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who is otherwise
totally powerless, huh?
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It would be like handing over
control of America's drones
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to whichever kid wins
the National Spelling Bee.
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"It's what the founders wanted."
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00:17:49,905 --> 00:17:51,574
But either way
this is a big deal.
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00:17:51,674 --> 00:17:53,309
And it's also a good reminder
for America
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that if an old-ass law
doesn't make sense anymore,
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you can just change that shit.
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(cheering and applause)
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00:18:00,849 --> 00:18:02,418
Right?
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00:18:02,484 --> 00:18:04,486
And don't get me wrong,
don't get me wrong.
422
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:06,622
I'm not saying it's because
people in the day were stupid.
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No, people back in the day
were smart as hell.
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All right?
They studied the classics,
425
00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:12,428
they-they knew how
to write in cursive,
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00:18:12,494 --> 00:18:15,731
they wore top hats, all the
signs of an intelligent person,
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00:18:15,831 --> 00:18:21,070
but they wrote the laws
that made sense for their time.
428
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:22,238
Huh?
429
00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:24,039
Yeah, they didn't need
to spell this out
430
00:18:24,139 --> 00:18:27,943
because they didn't have
a Donald Trump.
431
00:18:28,043 --> 00:18:29,311
So that law has changed.
432
00:18:29,445 --> 00:18:32,248
The vice president can't
just overturn the election.
433
00:18:32,348 --> 00:18:35,084
And knowing America
and whoever writes this story,
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00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:36,218
what's going to happen is,
435
00:18:36,318 --> 00:18:37,453
Donald Trump's gonna get
all his people
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00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:40,055
to become the electors
in each state,
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00:18:40,155 --> 00:18:41,357
they're gonna ignore
the voters, right,
438
00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:42,558
and they're gonna go,
"These are the votes,"
439
00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:43,859
and then it's gonna come
to Kamala Harris.
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We'll be like,
"Kamala, flip the thing."
441
00:18:45,027 --> 00:18:47,029
She's like, "Meh...!"
442
00:18:48,697 --> 00:18:51,033
But it looks like overturning
the next election might be
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the least
of Donald Trump's worries
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00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:55,170
because after all the facts
that the committee has exposed
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about his last overturning,
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00:18:56,839 --> 00:19:00,042
the Justice Department
might be paying Donald a visit.
447
00:19:00,142 --> 00:19:02,044
NEWSWOMAN: The spotlight
on the justice department's
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00:19:02,144 --> 00:19:03,412
investigation is growing.
449
00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:05,581
Attorney General Merrick
Garland making it clear
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he will hold accountable
every person
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00:19:08,017 --> 00:19:09,652
who was criminally
responsible.
452
00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:13,255
No person is above the law
in this country.
453
00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:16,025
Nothing stops us. No per...
454
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,027
I don't know how to...
Let me say that again.
455
00:19:18,127 --> 00:19:20,596
No person is above the law
in this country.
456
00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:23,432
I can't say it any more clearly
than that.
457
00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:26,101
-Damn.
-(applause)
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00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,138
I've never seen that side
of Merrick Garland.
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00:19:29,238 --> 00:19:30,439
Looked like he was about
to cut a bitch.
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00:19:30,506 --> 00:19:31,740
Did you see what he did there?
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00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,275
(laughter)
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00:19:33,442 --> 00:19:35,945
Yeah, he like, he turned into
Samuel L. Jackson for a second.
463
00:19:36,045 --> 00:19:37,646
He's like,
"No person is above the..."
464
00:19:37,746 --> 00:19:39,114
"What about the American...?"
465
00:19:39,215 --> 00:19:41,183
He's like,
"What part of 'no person'
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00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:44,053
don't you understand,
mother(bleep)?
467
00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:46,088
I said no person."
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00:19:46,188 --> 00:19:48,224
(applause)
469
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,660
Now what's interesting
about the story,
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00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,929
is that some Democrats are
actually mad at Merrick Garland
471
00:19:54,029 --> 00:19:58,500
because they think he doesn't
really want to prosecute Trump.
472
00:19:58,601 --> 00:20:00,302
All right?
They say he's slow rolling,
473
00:20:00,402 --> 00:20:01,570
he's trying to hide
behind things,
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00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:02,938
but I'll be honest, I get it.
475
00:20:03,038 --> 00:20:04,807
I think the man
is in a tough spot here.
476
00:20:04,907 --> 00:20:06,242
Think about it.
477
00:20:06,408 --> 00:20:08,510
Even if Trump
is definitely guilty,
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00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:10,045
can you imagine
what would happen
479
00:20:10,145 --> 00:20:11,981
if he gets sent to prison?
480
00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:13,582
The country would explode.
481
00:20:13,682 --> 00:20:16,018
Yeah, you thought
January 6 was bad? Huh?
482
00:20:16,118 --> 00:20:18,153
Trump supporters would
be storming everything
483
00:20:18,254 --> 00:20:20,256
if he got arrested:
the Capitol, the White House,
484
00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:21,657
the Supreme Court.
485
00:20:21,757 --> 00:20:24,593
The only place that would
be safe from them is libraries.
486
00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:27,429
Be like, "Don't go in there,
they got history books."
487
00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:29,465
(applause and whooping)
488
00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:31,000
But it turns out...
489
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,169
it turns out Merrick Garland
isn't even Trump's only problem
490
00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:37,306
because right now he's being
investigated by everyone, right.
491
00:20:37,439 --> 00:20:39,742
Congress, the State of New York,
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00:20:39,842 --> 00:20:43,012
a district attorney in Georgia,
the Men in Black.
493
00:20:43,112 --> 00:20:44,480
And I get it, I get it.
494
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:46,048
No, human beings don't just
look like this.
495
00:20:46,148 --> 00:20:49,184
It doesn't make sense,
that's not a human thing.
496
00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:51,287
So Trump looks like
he's in a tough spot right now
497
00:20:51,453 --> 00:20:53,022
but if there's one thing
we know about Donald Trump,
498
00:20:53,122 --> 00:20:55,491
is that getting out of
tough spots is his specialty.
499
00:20:55,591 --> 00:20:57,459
He can get out of anything:
criminal cases, lawsuits,
500
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,461
marriages, marriages,
other marriages
501
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,031
and apparently, apparently
Trump thinks he's found
502
00:21:02,131 --> 00:21:05,267
an ingenuous way to get out
of his current troubles.
503
00:21:05,401 --> 00:21:07,536
It is sounding more likely
that an announcement
504
00:21:07,636 --> 00:21:11,207
from former President Trump
about a 2024 election bid
505
00:21:11,307 --> 00:21:14,643
is more of a matter of when
and not an if.
506
00:21:14,743 --> 00:21:16,812
But it's not just
about avenging a loss.
507
00:21:16,912 --> 00:21:19,081
Four people with knowledge
of the situation
508
00:21:19,181 --> 00:21:20,616
tell Rolling Stone magazine
509
00:21:20,716 --> 00:21:23,719
that mounting legal issues
are a motivating factor
510
00:21:23,819 --> 00:21:26,722
for Trump's desire
to retake the Oval Office.
511
00:21:26,822 --> 00:21:28,657
According to
the Justice Department's
512
00:21:28,757 --> 00:21:30,226
Office of Legal Counsel,
513
00:21:30,326 --> 00:21:33,862
a sitting president cannot be
charged with a federal crime.
514
00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:35,497
-(groaning, chuckling)
-Yeah.
515
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:38,300
So it turns out
some people are above the law.
516
00:21:38,434 --> 00:21:41,437
And it's crazy that Trump
might run for president
517
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:43,873
so that he doesn't go to jail.
518
00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:45,441
Yeah. You know, it's almost wild
519
00:21:45,507 --> 00:21:47,276
that Donald Trump is the only
person who runs for president
520
00:21:47,443 --> 00:21:50,446
but has no interest
in being president.
521
00:21:50,479 --> 00:21:52,548
You know? The first time, he did
it to try and drum up ratings
522
00:21:52,648 --> 00:21:53,782
for The Apprentice.
523
00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:55,084
And now he's gonna run
524
00:21:55,184 --> 00:21:57,686
just to stay out of d--
out of jail.
525
00:21:57,786 --> 00:22:00,389
Like, his campaign slogan is
probably gonna be "Trump 2024.
526
00:22:00,456 --> 00:22:02,091
I can't do time!"
527
00:22:04,093 --> 00:22:06,528
I actually think it would make
the campaign more fun.
528
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,397
Yeah. Can you imagine
if Trump's running for president
529
00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:10,165
while he's running from the law?
(chuckles)
530
00:22:10,266 --> 00:22:11,500
At every rally, he's just like,
531
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,004
"No child should ever learn
pronouns or w--
532
00:22:15,104 --> 00:22:16,639
"Oh, shit. The cops are here.
533
00:22:16,739 --> 00:22:18,741
"Rudy, open the sewer gate!
534
00:22:18,841 --> 00:22:19,808
"You'll never get me!
535
00:22:19,909 --> 00:22:21,911
-"Pow, pow! Pow, pow!
-(applause)
536
00:22:22,011 --> 00:22:23,646
Pow, pow!"
537
00:22:25,748 --> 00:22:27,550
So, that's the end
of the first season
538
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,618
of the January 6 committee,
539
00:22:29,718 --> 00:22:32,721
and it ends with the possibility
of Trump going to prison.
540
00:22:32,821 --> 00:22:34,256
And I'm sure,
right now, wherever he is,
541
00:22:34,423 --> 00:22:36,025
the man is probably terrified.
542
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,726
He's just like, "What do I do?
543
00:22:37,826 --> 00:22:40,329
"Melania, I can't go to prison.
544
00:22:40,429 --> 00:22:42,431
How am I gonna survive?"
545
00:22:42,531 --> 00:22:44,300
"Don't worry, Donald.
I'll give you tips.
546
00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:46,168
I've been a prisoner
for 20 years."
547
00:22:46,268 --> 00:22:48,204
-(gasping, laughter)
-All right, stay tuned!
548
00:22:48,304 --> 00:22:49,538
-(applause)
-'Cause when we come back,
549
00:22:49,638 --> 00:22:51,574
Blitz Bazawule
will be joining me on the show.
550
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:52,641
Don't go away.
551
00:22:52,741 --> 00:22:54,777
-(laughs)
-(cheering and applause)
552
00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:05,169
(cheering)
553
00:23:08,706 --> 00:23:09,974
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
554
00:23:10,074 --> 00:23:12,176
My guest tonight is a musician,
555
00:23:12,276 --> 00:23:15,179
an artist, filmmaker
who has collaborated
556
00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:17,515
with the likes of Beyoncé
and Oprah Winfrey.
557
00:23:17,615 --> 00:23:19,116
He's here to talk
about his debut novel
558
00:23:19,216 --> 00:23:21,452
The Scent of Burnt Flowers.
559
00:23:21,552 --> 00:23:23,587
Please welcome Blitz Bazawule.
560
00:23:23,688 --> 00:23:25,723
-♪ ♪
-(cheering, applause)
561
00:23:28,859 --> 00:23:30,895
(indistinct chatter)
562
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:40,104
-How are you, sir?
-How are you doing, sir?
563
00:23:40,204 --> 00:23:41,539
I'm fantastic.
564
00:23:41,639 --> 00:23:43,974
This is so good to have you
here because, you know,
565
00:23:44,075 --> 00:23:46,544
there are few people
in the world who can say
566
00:23:46,644 --> 00:23:48,512
that they have people like
567
00:23:48,612 --> 00:23:53,384
Oprah Winfrey and Beyoncé
as their fans.
568
00:23:53,484 --> 00:23:54,485
A few?
569
00:23:54,585 --> 00:23:56,921
None.
Maybe you, maybe you.
570
00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:59,824
I-- Let's-let's start
with this-with this idea.
571
00:23:59,924 --> 00:24:01,592
I mean, you know, people have
seen your work
572
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:03,394
even if they don't know you,
if they don't know your name,
573
00:24:03,494 --> 00:24:04,995
you do so many
different things, you know?
574
00:24:05,096 --> 00:24:07,798
Uh, nominated for a Grammy
for codirecting Black is King,
575
00:24:07,898 --> 00:24:09,934
-right? Uh...
-Yeah.
576
00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:12,236
You're also now
creating the musical adaptation
577
00:24:12,336 --> 00:24:14,238
-of The Color Purple.
-Absolutely.
578
00:24:14,305 --> 00:24:17,508
Ans all of this, and
your journey begins in Ghana.
579
00:24:17,608 --> 00:24:19,310
I'm always
fascinated, as an African,
580
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:20,878
how does that journey begin?
581
00:24:20,978 --> 00:24:22,346
How does it get you
to this point here?
582
00:24:22,446 --> 00:24:26,617
Well, first, no African
has one job. We have many.
583
00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:28,652
-(laughs) -You know,
you got to do them all,
584
00:24:28,753 --> 00:24:29,887
you got to do it all.
585
00:24:29,987 --> 00:24:32,923
And, um, you know, I've always
586
00:24:33,024 --> 00:24:34,959
been enamored by storytelling.
587
00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:37,261
That, for me, is the beginning.
588
00:24:37,294 --> 00:24:39,030
I grew up, uh,
with a grandmother
589
00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:40,498
-that told stories.
-Right.
590
00:24:40,598 --> 00:24:43,167
They were incredible.
They were always visual.
591
00:24:43,267 --> 00:24:44,568
Um, I call it
592
00:24:44,669 --> 00:24:47,371
the HBO-Showtime-Netflix
of its time.
593
00:24:47,471 --> 00:24:50,274
And-and the beauty of that
594
00:24:50,307 --> 00:24:52,476
was they were imaginative.
595
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:55,579
-Hmm.
-So I grew understanding
596
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,048
that stories could be nonlinear,
597
00:24:57,148 --> 00:25:00,284
they could be--
they're powerful tools...
598
00:25:00,384 --> 00:25:02,319
-um, for the imagination.
-Right.
599
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:05,122
And so, over time, for me,
that's just been it.
600
00:25:05,222 --> 00:25:08,225
It's just chasing this idea
of storytelling.
601
00:25:08,325 --> 00:25:10,928
Understanding that
stories bring us together.
602
00:25:11,028 --> 00:25:12,763
Understanding--
Especially as a continent.
603
00:25:12,863 --> 00:25:15,466
Where stories are
so few and far between
604
00:25:15,566 --> 00:25:17,601
and so few people know
about our stories,
605
00:25:17,702 --> 00:25:20,871
I've found that having to do it
in multiple mediums
606
00:25:20,971 --> 00:25:23,774
allows me to tell
more of the same exact story.
607
00:25:23,874 --> 00:25:26,277
I-I love that you've done that
across multiple mediums,
608
00:25:26,377 --> 00:25:28,713
because, you know,
you don't just direct,
609
00:25:28,813 --> 00:25:31,615
uh, and you don't just, uh, you
know, produce and create movies.
610
00:25:31,716 --> 00:25:34,251
-You-you also, uh,
are-are a rapper. -I do.
611
00:25:34,285 --> 00:25:35,986
You have, like, four
self-released albums, right?
612
00:25:36,087 --> 00:25:38,255
-I do, I do, I do.
-You-you-- And now a novel
613
00:25:38,356 --> 00:25:40,725
-to throw into the mix.
-A novel. Absolutely.
614
00:25:40,825 --> 00:25:42,560
What-What's happening-- you
just-you just winning so hard
615
00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:45,329
and then you get bored
and move on to the next thing?
616
00:25:45,429 --> 00:25:47,264
Like, explain, like,
not many people would think that
617
00:25:47,298 --> 00:25:49,433
they can write the book and
then not many people would write
618
00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:51,435
a book that is getting the
reviews your book is getting.
619
00:25:51,535 --> 00:25:55,172
Indeed.
I mean, I-I really...
620
00:25:55,272 --> 00:25:58,109
Look, it was COVID.
621
00:25:58,275 --> 00:26:00,478
-It was COVID. It was COVID.
-Okay. I'll take it.
622
00:26:00,578 --> 00:26:02,213
Everyone else was--
everyone else was baking bread
623
00:26:02,313 --> 00:26:04,482
and were you writing a book.
It's a fantastic book, as well.
624
00:26:04,582 --> 00:26:05,616
-Thank you.
-You know? And-and the premise,
625
00:26:05,716 --> 00:26:07,385
to your point of stories,
is beautiful.
626
00:26:07,485 --> 00:26:09,086
I won't give away all
of the details, but essentially,
627
00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:10,921
it's a story of a couple
in the '60s--
628
00:26:11,022 --> 00:26:12,923
a Black couple in the '60s--
living in America
629
00:26:13,024 --> 00:26:15,860
-who escape to Africa
-Yes. Yes.
630
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,962
and, you know,
a whole journey unfolds.
631
00:26:18,062 --> 00:26:19,930
Now, what I loved is that it
is set in the '60s
632
00:26:20,031 --> 00:26:21,699
-Yes. -and we know
the civil rights movement,
633
00:26:21,799 --> 00:26:23,267
we know all the stories
in and around that time.
634
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:26,904
But it feels strangely like
it could be set today, as well.
635
00:26:27,004 --> 00:26:28,472
-Absolutely. -You know?
There's people going like,
636
00:26:28,572 --> 00:26:31,075
"America, I'm not sure,
I need to go to Africa."
637
00:26:31,242 --> 00:26:33,077
-Absolutely, and--
-(audience laughs)
638
00:26:33,244 --> 00:26:35,379
-And it-and it-it's been
been an ongoing thing. -Uh-huh.
639
00:26:35,479 --> 00:26:38,683
And for me what it is
is also about expectiation.
640
00:26:38,783 --> 00:26:41,252
You know, I have
a lot of friends who say
641
00:26:41,318 --> 00:26:43,554
they want to go to Africa,
and they go and they go,
642
00:26:43,654 --> 00:26:45,923
"Oh, this is-this is
the real Africa."
643
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:48,359
-And it-and it's real.
It's very real to them. -Yes.
644
00:26:48,459 --> 00:26:51,262
And I-I find that,
ultimately, um,
645
00:26:51,328 --> 00:26:53,464
-I always have friends who
want to come to America. -Yes.
646
00:26:53,564 --> 00:26:55,299
And you know, they're told,
they're-- you know,
647
00:26:55,399 --> 00:26:57,468
there are no homeless people,
there are no, uh,
648
00:26:57,568 --> 00:26:59,270
attempted coup d'états,
you know, things like that.
649
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:00,838
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
-And then-and then you arrive
650
00:27:00,938 --> 00:27:03,074
-and you go, "Oh, wait, uh,
that happens here too. -Right.
651
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:06,210
And so the expectation
back and forth for me has been
652
00:27:06,243 --> 00:27:09,046
one of the most interesting
juxtapositions of this book,
653
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:10,948
and whether it's now,
whether it's then,
654
00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:12,350
I think the story's
still the same--
655
00:27:12,450 --> 00:27:14,251
we're all longing for a home
656
00:27:14,352 --> 00:27:16,253
that we hope will be better
than the one we're in.
657
00:27:16,354 --> 00:27:17,588
I love that.
658
00:27:17,688 --> 00:27:20,124
-(applause) -Thank you.
-Wow, I really love that.
659
00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:25,529
I also... I also enjoy how,
you know,
660
00:27:25,629 --> 00:27:27,298
how-how real you made the story.
661
00:27:27,398 --> 00:27:28,866
This-this is--
if I'm not mistaken,
662
00:27:28,966 --> 00:27:31,235
this-this has already
been bought
663
00:27:31,302 --> 00:27:33,137
to be turned into a series,
664
00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:34,672
-correct?
-Absolutely.
665
00:27:34,772 --> 00:27:37,575
This is, this is wild because,
you know, most of the time,
666
00:27:37,675 --> 00:27:41,312
most of the time
the book has to be out.
667
00:27:41,412 --> 00:27:42,947
-Yes.
-And then people will be like,
668
00:27:43,047 --> 00:27:45,383
-"Oh, we need to make this into
a movie or a TV series." -Yeah.
669
00:27:45,483 --> 00:27:47,618
And then you wrote the book
and then there was a bidding war
670
00:27:47,718 --> 00:27:49,086
and people were like, "We want
the book, we want the book..."
671
00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:50,888
-Yes. -How did they even know
what was in the book?
672
00:27:50,988 --> 00:27:52,723
Did they know,
or did they just know you
673
00:27:52,823 --> 00:27:54,692
and then they were like, "We'll
take it, we'll take it, Blitz"?
674
00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:56,293
(laughs)
I would love that.
675
00:27:56,394 --> 00:27:57,795
-Okay, okay.
-That-that wasn't the case.
676
00:27:57,895 --> 00:27:59,163
-Okay, so they, so they've
read... -They had to read it,
677
00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:00,531
-yes, they had to.
-Okay, got it, got it, got it.
678
00:28:00,631 --> 00:28:02,099
So, now here's-here's
a question I have.
679
00:28:02,199 --> 00:28:03,200
Everyone says the same thing
about everything.
680
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:04,402
"Oh, the book
was always better--
681
00:28:04,502 --> 00:28:05,903
the book is better,
the book is better."
682
00:28:06,003 --> 00:28:08,906
How are you gonna make sure
that the book isn't just better?
683
00:28:09,006 --> 00:28:10,541
How do you make sure
that the series, you know,
684
00:28:10,641 --> 00:28:12,243
holds a candle to the book?
685
00:28:12,343 --> 00:28:13,611
Absolutely. I mean,
I think first, you know,
686
00:28:13,711 --> 00:28:15,212
shout-out to Yahya Abdul-Mateen,
687
00:28:15,246 --> 00:28:17,682
who is gonna be starring
in-in-in the show.
688
00:28:17,782 --> 00:28:19,316
-(cheering and applause)
-Um...
689
00:28:19,417 --> 00:28:22,787
I mean, it's-it's going--
it's really going to be
690
00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:25,356
a fantastic, um, exploration
691
00:28:25,456 --> 00:28:28,025
because one thing
I found about writing
692
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,428
is that you can create
these multiple layers
693
00:28:30,528 --> 00:28:34,832
and backstory in ways that you
probably couldn't in television.
694
00:28:34,932 --> 00:28:38,602
But in television, and all film,
you've got a visual medium
695
00:28:38,703 --> 00:28:40,438
in which you can tell
nonverbal stories
696
00:28:40,538 --> 00:28:43,240
so you can show people
as opposed to tell them.
697
00:28:43,274 --> 00:28:46,377
And so I feel like I'm...
I have the best of both worlds
698
00:28:46,477 --> 00:28:48,312
because I can go in here
whenever I need it
699
00:28:48,412 --> 00:28:51,015
but I also have the visual
to tell the story,
700
00:28:51,115 --> 00:28:52,316
-so, to help.
-I love that.
701
00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:55,152
So you're going to be working
on the adaptation,
702
00:28:55,252 --> 00:28:56,454
-the musical is...
-Yes.
703
00:28:56,554 --> 00:28:58,789
What's the process
with that right now?
704
00:28:58,889 --> 00:29:00,925
Because, you know, The Color
Purple is one of those stories
705
00:29:01,025 --> 00:29:02,727
that is really held
in high esteem
706
00:29:02,827 --> 00:29:03,961
-in the United States.
-Absolutely.
707
00:29:04,061 --> 00:29:05,262
It's such an important story.
708
00:29:05,363 --> 00:29:06,564
-Absolutely. -You know,
it's multigenerational.
709
00:29:06,664 --> 00:29:09,200
-You're going to be redoing
it as a musical... -Yes.
710
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,068
-...which is particularly
interesting. -Yes.
711
00:29:11,202 --> 00:29:14,705
How do you... how do you capture
the essence of something
712
00:29:14,805 --> 00:29:17,541
whilst also bringing in
elements of the new
713
00:29:17,641 --> 00:29:20,978
and then making sure that
the world's merge together?
714
00:29:22,413 --> 00:29:23,814
How you did it.
715
00:29:23,914 --> 00:29:25,583
-Wha...?
-How you did it.
716
00:29:25,683 --> 00:29:26,817
I didn't make The Color Purple.
717
00:29:26,917 --> 00:29:28,519
-No, no, no... (laughing)
-(laughter)
718
00:29:28,619 --> 00:29:31,856
I think you're confusing me
with Steven Spielberg.
719
00:29:31,956 --> 00:29:33,290
That's... There are a lot
of people tell me that
720
00:29:33,391 --> 00:29:34,792
on this side.
721
00:29:34,892 --> 00:29:37,461
"Steven Spielberg," then I turn.
They're like, "Sorry."
722
00:29:37,561 --> 00:29:38,996
I mean, I mean The Daily Show.
723
00:29:39,096 --> 00:29:40,264
I mean, it's what you did.
724
00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:43,768
And I have to be honest,
it's such an inspiration.
725
00:29:43,868 --> 00:29:45,569
-You know, when I...
-(cheering)
726
00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:47,405
-Seriously. Seriously.
-Thank you, man. Thank you.
727
00:29:47,505 --> 00:29:50,708
When I got this job,
when I got this job
728
00:29:50,808 --> 00:29:52,376
you were one of the first people
I thought about.
729
00:29:52,476 --> 00:29:55,246
Which is how do you take
something that is classic,
730
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:56,914
how do you take something
that people love,
731
00:29:57,014 --> 00:29:58,783
and make it your own?
732
00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,818
And... and you did that.
733
00:30:00,918 --> 00:30:02,953
And so in going into
The Color Purple,
734
00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:04,555
which we just wrapped,
by the way.
735
00:30:04,655 --> 00:30:05,990
-(applause)
-Um, yes.
736
00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:07,958
-Congrats.
-Fantastic.
737
00:30:08,059 --> 00:30:11,095
Um, shout-out to
Steven Spielberg and-and Oprah
738
00:30:11,195 --> 00:30:12,563
for the support and love
739
00:30:12,663 --> 00:30:14,432
-and the Warner Brothers family
for the love. -Mm-hmm.
740
00:30:14,532 --> 00:30:17,368
But they really allowed me
to make this my own,
741
00:30:17,468 --> 00:30:19,704
and-and they allowed me
to-to experiment.
742
00:30:19,804 --> 00:30:22,406
They allowed me to give Celie
an imagination.
743
00:30:22,506 --> 00:30:24,975
They allowed me to do things
that I think, um,
744
00:30:25,076 --> 00:30:28,879
elevate the story and-and
make it something that's modern
745
00:30:28,979 --> 00:30:32,383
and something that still holds,
uh, its foundations together.
746
00:30:32,483 --> 00:30:34,919
And also Alice Walker's
amazing text,
747
00:30:35,019 --> 00:30:36,554
which is
the original inspiration
748
00:30:36,654 --> 00:30:38,356
-for all of this.
-Yeah. Yeah.
749
00:30:38,456 --> 00:30:39,890
Very, very lucky.
750
00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:41,759
I think we're lucky, because
we-we're gonna be the ones
751
00:30:41,859 --> 00:30:44,395
who experience, you know,
how you put the work together.
752
00:30:44,495 --> 00:30:47,898
I-I find myself intrigued with
a lot of the work you create,
753
00:30:47,998 --> 00:30:50,434
because you can tell
that, you know,
754
00:30:50,534 --> 00:30:52,737
Ghana and Africa as a whole
755
00:30:52,837 --> 00:30:54,238
have an indelible impression
756
00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:56,273
on how you think
and how you apply your mind
757
00:30:56,374 --> 00:30:57,975
to the projects
that you're working on.
758
00:30:58,075 --> 00:30:59,710
Y-You see this in the book,
759
00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:02,079
and I-I loved how you did it.
760
00:31:02,179 --> 00:31:05,282
You tell a story
about people who are connected
761
00:31:05,383 --> 00:31:07,018
by so many things
762
00:31:07,184 --> 00:31:09,020
and yet have so many things
763
00:31:09,186 --> 00:31:10,454
that
actually make them different.
764
00:31:10,554 --> 00:31:12,757
-Yes. -You know? Particularly
an African American couple
765
00:31:12,857 --> 00:31:14,091
-going to Africa and going...
-Yes.
766
00:31:14,191 --> 00:31:15,559
-"This is our home..."
-Yeah.
767
00:31:15,659 --> 00:31:17,895
-...and then realizing
it's not but it is. -Yeah.
768
00:31:17,995 --> 00:31:19,764
And-and there are things
that are different.
769
00:31:19,864 --> 00:31:21,966
How did-- how did you tackle
that sensitively?
770
00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:24,001
Because what I felt
reading the book was,
771
00:31:24,101 --> 00:31:26,570
-wow, we are the people...
-Absolutely.
772
00:31:26,671 --> 00:31:27,772
...but we can also celebrate
the fact
773
00:31:27,872 --> 00:31:29,373
that new cultures have emerged
774
00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:31,042
and new ideas have spread
across the, you know--
775
00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:32,209
from generation to generation.
776
00:31:32,309 --> 00:31:33,711
How did you--
how did you capture that?
777
00:31:33,811 --> 00:31:36,113
And did you do it on purpose
or is it just innate?
778
00:31:36,213 --> 00:31:37,648
I mean, it's-it's on purpose.
779
00:31:37,748 --> 00:31:41,252
I mean, the fact that I grew up
in Ghana through high school.
780
00:31:41,352 --> 00:31:42,787
I went
to Achimota Secondary School,
781
00:31:42,887 --> 00:31:44,355
which is a fantastic school.
782
00:31:44,455 --> 00:31:45,923
Produced presidents.
783
00:31:46,023 --> 00:31:47,758
-I'm lu-- I'm lucky to be
from that school. -Okay.
784
00:31:47,858 --> 00:31:49,694
-Okay, okay, okay.
-(chuckles) And, um...
785
00:31:49,794 --> 00:31:52,697
And the-the beauty there
was that I-I've been able
786
00:31:52,797 --> 00:31:54,732
to really never let go
787
00:31:54,832 --> 00:31:57,835
of, you know, that early--
788
00:31:57,935 --> 00:31:59,670
-those early years of my life.
-Got it, got it.
789
00:31:59,770 --> 00:32:01,605
Which then, you know,
spending as much time
790
00:32:01,706 --> 00:32:03,808
-as I have now in the U.S...
-Mm-hmm.
791
00:32:03,908 --> 00:32:06,210
...it's kind of found a way
to kind of all "coagulesce"
792
00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:07,445
-as one thing.
-Ah.
793
00:32:07,545 --> 00:32:10,514
Which now-- which now
is kind of the-the mirror
794
00:32:10,614 --> 00:32:12,183
through which I-I am--
795
00:32:12,283 --> 00:32:14,518
or the vessel through which
I have made music.
796
00:32:14,618 --> 00:32:16,354
It's the same.
It was like taking,
797
00:32:16,454 --> 00:32:18,389
you know, Public Enemy
798
00:32:18,489 --> 00:32:21,058
-and mixing it with...
Fela Kuti. -Yes.
799
00:32:21,192 --> 00:32:22,693
Which-which, you know, you know,
800
00:32:22,793 --> 00:32:24,962
now you got Afrobeats
and everybody knows it.
801
00:32:25,062 --> 00:32:26,630
-Right.
-But ten years ago, it was...
802
00:32:26,731 --> 00:32:28,232
-That idea was wild.
-It was-- it was wild.
803
00:32:28,332 --> 00:32:29,934
It was-- it was K'naan.
It was myself.
804
00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:31,869
-Uh-huh, uh-huh. -It was
very few people who were--
805
00:32:31,969 --> 00:32:33,237
who were attempting to do this.
806
00:32:33,337 --> 00:32:36,540
And I think it's all about
this double consciousness,
807
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,276
where you kind of zigzag
through these worlds
808
00:32:39,377 --> 00:32:42,747
where you know
that you're never quite either,
809
00:32:42,847 --> 00:32:44,849
-because they both become
one thing. -Mm.
810
00:32:44,949 --> 00:32:47,385
And-and that's how these
characters find themselves.
811
00:32:47,485 --> 00:32:50,554
They find themselves constantly
wrestling with identity.
812
00:32:50,654 --> 00:32:51,722
Um, who am I?
813
00:32:51,822 --> 00:32:53,624
You know?
U-Um, where-where am I going?
814
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:57,061
-In-in what world do I belong,
ultimately? -Mm-hmm.
815
00:32:57,228 --> 00:32:59,330
Is it where you are?
Is it where you were born?
816
00:32:59,430 --> 00:33:01,932
-Is it-- is it where you're--
where you're going next? -Mm.
817
00:33:02,033 --> 00:33:03,868
And that's
kind of what I-I find--
818
00:33:03,968 --> 00:33:05,703
I've personally wrestled
with that myself.
819
00:33:05,803 --> 00:33:08,072
Um, and many-many immigrants do.
820
00:33:08,172 --> 00:33:11,809
Um, and so that's kind of
how I-I filter all that through
821
00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:13,678
-into this book.
-You've done an amazing job.
822
00:33:13,778 --> 00:33:15,112
-It's gonna be an amazing show.
-Thank you, sir.
823
00:33:15,212 --> 00:33:16,480
-And, uh, thank you so much
for joining me. -Thank you.
824
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:17,915
-Such a pleasure. Such
a pleasure. -I appreciate you.
825
00:33:18,015 --> 00:33:19,750
-Thank you very much
for being here. -(cheering)
826
00:33:19,850 --> 00:33:22,420
The Scent of Burnt Flowers
is available now.
827
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,221
Blitz Bazawule, everybody.
We're gonna take a quick break,
828
00:33:24,321 --> 00:33:26,657
but we'll be right back
after this.
829
00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:28,793
-Thank you, my brother.
-(cheering and applause)
830
00:33:34,961 --> 00:33:35,862
-(cheering) -Well,
that's our show for tonight.
831
00:33:35,962 --> 00:33:38,064
But before we go, before we go,
832
00:33:38,164 --> 00:33:40,333
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833
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834
00:33:43,436 --> 00:33:46,439
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835
00:33:46,539 --> 00:33:49,042
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836
00:33:49,142 --> 00:33:51,077
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837
00:33:51,177 --> 00:33:52,946
then please donate
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838
00:33:53,046 --> 00:33:55,148
Until next time, uh,
stay safe out there.
839
00:33:55,248 --> 00:33:58,285
And remember--
if you can't do the time,
840
00:33:58,385 --> 00:33:59,686
don't do the crime.
841
00:33:59,786 --> 00:34:00,887
Or just run for president.
842
00:34:00,987 --> 00:34:03,523
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
843
00:34:03,623 --> 00:34:05,659
♪ ♪
844
00:34:08,194 --> 00:34:09,763
I don't want any bad health
on him.
845
00:34:09,863 --> 00:34:11,197
I think
life comes at you fast.
846
00:34:11,298 --> 00:34:13,166
I think when you're pretending
to have cancer one day
847
00:34:13,266 --> 00:34:14,501
and you've got COVID the next,
848
00:34:14,601 --> 00:34:16,336
you might want to recalibrate
how you treat things
849
00:34:16,436 --> 00:34:17,470
-and how you talk.
-(chuckles)
850
00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:18,872
That's karma, man.
You don't want to--
851
00:34:18,972 --> 00:34:20,573
you don't want to fool
with that.