1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,035 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,570 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,339 the only city in America, 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,341 it's The Daily Show! 5 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:08,709 Tonight, 6 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,612 CPAC's weird weekend, 7 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,214 Senator Tim Scott, 8 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,817 and Nathalie Emmanuel. 9 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:20,654 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 10 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,789 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 11 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:35,702 What's going on, everybody? 12 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,237 Welcome to The Daily Show. 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Donald Trump wishes he was Hitler. 20 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:54,154 Your favorite streaming services are having a baby. 21 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,357 And Joe Biden is the best or worst president in history. 22 00:00:57,457 --> 00:01:00,060 Plus, Republican Senator Tim Scott is joining us on the show, 23 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,696 and Nathalie Emmanuel is here to talk about her brand-new movie. 24 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:03,931 So let's do this, people. 25 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,066 Let's jump straight into today's headlines! 26 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:08,168 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 27 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,674 Okay. All right. 28 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:14,975 Before we get into the big stories, 29 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,476 let's catch up on a few other things 30 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,078 that are going on in the world. 31 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:21,281 First up, some international news. 32 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:24,751 New Zealand may be getting a new name. 33 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,086 -Yes. Yeah. -(murmuring) 34 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,722 Maori politicians have launched a campaign 35 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:32,459 to restore one of the country's original names, 36 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,194 Aotearoa. Right? 37 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,096 -(cheering and applause) -Yeah. And... 38 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,666 I think we can all be honest. 39 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,101 Like, they didn't put a lot of thought 40 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:44,404 into naming it "New Zealand" in the first place. 41 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,139 Yeah, colonizers were so lame. 42 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,542 "This is New Zealand. This is New England. 43 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,677 New York." Zero effort. 44 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,181 It's like Pete Davidson calling his next girlfriend "New Kim." 45 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,450 Terrible. It's not gonna work. 46 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,852 Meanwhile, in health news, 47 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,456 officials in New York say that hundreds of people in the state 48 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,658 may be infected with polio 49 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,326 because so many people are unvaccinated. 50 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,662 Yeah. So I guess New York is back. 51 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,631 Back in the 1950s. 52 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,100 And, you know, I'll be honest with you, I don't care anymore. 53 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,701 Yeah. I don't. 54 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,437 Polio? You want to come for me? Come. 55 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,473 Come. Yeah, you're gonna have to fight for space in my body 56 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,541 with COVID and monkeypox. 57 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,209 Just going on. Just go at it. 58 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,343 (applause) 59 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,611 Just go at it hard. 60 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:25,879 (cheering and applause) 61 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,915 Oh, and in, uh... 62 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,184 in politics, in politics, 63 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:33,287 according to a new book about the Trump White House, 64 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,589 President Trump complained 65 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:39,193 that his national security team wasn't loyal enough to him, 66 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,861 saying-- quote-- 67 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,564 "Why can't you be like the German generals 68 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,765 in World War II?" 69 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,466 (groaning) 70 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,235 Yeah. That's right. 71 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,103 Fox News was out there every day like, 72 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,772 "These liberals are so over-the-top, 73 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,607 "always comparing Trump to Hitler." 74 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:54,775 Meanwhile, Trump was going, 75 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,678 "Why won't people treat me more like Hitler? 76 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,813 Why not? Why not?" 77 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,114 (cheering and applause) 78 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,616 And it actually-- 79 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,585 it actually got even more alarming than that. 80 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,253 Later in the same meeting, 81 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,889 he told his generals to find the Ark of the Covenant 82 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,158 before Indiana Jones got his hands on it! 83 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,627 No, I'm joking. But that's not even the real story. 84 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,662 So, this is the crazy part. After Trump went off 85 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,799 about how his generals should be as loyal as Hitler's were, 86 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,368 General Kelly's response to him was, 87 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:26,340 "You do know that they tried to kill Hitler three times... 88 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,141 and almost pulled it off." 89 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,611 And I don't know why, but I feel like-- 90 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,079 I feel like that information 91 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,248 didn't change Trump's opinion of the German generals. 92 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,083 Like-like, knowing Trump, he was probably like, 93 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:39,086 "Those losers tried to kill Hitler three times, 94 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,088 "and they choked like a dog. 95 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:43,357 "Like a dog. Couldn't get it done. 96 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:46,093 "You know who was able to kill Hitler on the first try? 97 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,495 "Hitler. It's called leadership, people. 98 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:49,897 Leadership." 99 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:51,899 But, anyway, 100 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,901 -let's move on... -(cheering and applause) 101 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:56,703 ...to some of the bigger news stories of the day, 102 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:59,473 starting off with President Joe Biden, 103 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,341 who had himself one hell of a weekend. 104 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,509 First of all, 105 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:05,479 he finally tested negative again for COVID... 106 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,614 -(cheering) -...and was allowed to leave quarantine 107 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:09,416 for the first time in 18 days. 108 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,185 Yeah. So he's back and as good as new 109 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,719 or whatever he was when he went in. 110 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:16,223 And... and 18 days is a long time in quarantine. 111 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,824 But I'm sure he'll get right back 112 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,159 into the swing of things, you know? 113 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,295 Because, yeah, being president is a lot like, 114 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,063 you know, riding a-a bike. 115 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,531 Oh, Joe, no! Don't do it! 116 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,200 Don't do it! 117 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,869 (groaning, chuckling) 118 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:32,072 So, the good news for Biden is that he's out of quarantine, 119 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,941 and even more good news for Biden 120 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,943 is that he's now in the history books. 121 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,711 The historic vote in the Senate. 122 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,647 Major, major victory tonight for the Democrats 123 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:41,915 and for our planet. 124 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,151 This morning, Democrats triumphant. 125 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:47,754 Every member of my caucus is elated about what happened 126 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:52,626 because we've really-- we've changed the world... 127 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:56,463 in a way that you rarely get an opportunity to do that. 128 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:57,898 Passing a sweeping climate, health care, 129 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:01,034 and economic package after 22 straight hours 130 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,237 of dusk-to-dawn work over the weekend. 131 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,672 Vice President Kamala Harris casting the tie-breaking vote 132 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,508 for Democrats to pass the bill, 133 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,842 which boasts climate spending 134 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,044 and billions in energy investments. 135 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,080 Also reducing prices of prescription drugs 136 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,848 by letting Medicare negotiate directly 137 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,416 with pharmaceutical companies. 138 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,453 A major legislative victory for Democrats in Congress 139 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,954 and for the Biden White House. 140 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,190 Suddenly he is one of the most consequential 141 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,626 legislative presidents since LBJ 142 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,461 in his first two years in office. 143 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,863 Yeah, don't look now, people, but all of a sudden 144 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:34,268 Sleepy Joe has himself a pretty fat stack of accomplishments. 145 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,236 Yeah, in just the past few weeks 146 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,072 he'll have done lower prescription drug prices, 147 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,542 the biggest investment in green energy ever, 148 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,077 health care for veterans exposed to burn pits, 149 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:47,214 investments in... computer chip, uh, production, 150 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,916 and he capped the leader of al-Qaeda 151 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,284 while he was sunbathing. 152 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:53,987 -(audience cheering) -Think about it, this is insane. 153 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,089 You realize what this means? 154 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,824 If he keeps this up, his approval rating's 155 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:00,360 going to shoot all the way up to, like, 39%. 156 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,495 (laughter) 157 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:04,298 And he did all of this with COVID! 158 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,266 I bet right now the White House doctors are trying 159 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,502 to figure out how to give COVID back to the president again. 160 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,170 "Come on, guys." (coughs) 161 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,172 "If we get him infected, maybe he'll end the war in Ukraine." 162 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:15,042 (coughs) 163 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,578 And by the way, I-I know this is weird, but-but have you noticed 164 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,780 that Joe Biden seems to be the most successful 165 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,648 whenever he disappears? 166 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,517 No, I know, I know it's weird, but, like-like, 167 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,619 during the campaign, right, he went and he hid in the basement, 168 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,154 and nobody saw him for months. 169 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:28,522 Everyone was like, "Where's Joe Biden? Where's Joe Biden?" 170 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,857 And then out of nowhere they were like, 171 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:31,458 they announced that he was the president, yeah? 172 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,694 Remember, he even came out on Election Night 173 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:34,828 and was just like, "Wait, really? 174 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,463 "Okay, yeah, I-I guess. 175 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,265 Oh, what, me?" 176 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:42,836 Then, now-- gas prices crazy, Congress stuck, inflation wild. 177 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:46,273 Joe Biden gets COVID, disappears into the basement again, 178 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:47,774 and then, when he comes out, 179 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,643 they tell him that not only is he still the president. 180 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,945 He is now one of the greatest presidents 181 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,747 in the history of presidents! 182 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,950 Gas prices went down, Congress is getting things done, 183 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,853 the Choco Taco is coming back from the dead! 184 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,154 (cheers and applause) 185 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,657 So, I don't know what's in that basement, 186 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,859 but whatever it is, it's working. 187 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,528 In fact, I want that basement to be president. 188 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,930 Basement, 2024. 189 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,331 And, by the way, it's not like this bill 190 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,567 was easy for Biden to get. Remember that. 191 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,502 Because it's a 50-50 senate. All right. 192 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,305 The Democrats can't afford to lose a single vote. 193 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,541 So, first, they spent a year 194 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,844 convincing Joe Manchin to get on board. 195 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:28,048 And he was like, "Look, I'll back your climate change stuff, 196 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,083 "but only if you let me squeeze baby seals 197 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:32,319 to see if there's oil inside." 198 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:35,689 And the Democrats were like, "Sure, yeah, yeah, whatever." 199 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,957 But then at the last minute, 200 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,525 they had to convince Kyrsten Sinema. 201 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,527 And she was like, "Okay, I'll sign on, 202 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,863 "but only if you let me squeeze hedge fund managers 203 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,366 to see if there's campaign donations inside." 204 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,935 And I guess it worked. 205 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,070 So, let's move on, because no matter what you think 206 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,371 about Joe Biden's accomplishments, 207 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,408 we can all agree that he stole the election in 2020. 208 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,610 -(laughter) -Yeah. 209 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,512 It was a landslide victory for Donald Trump, 210 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,181 but sneaky Joe Byron hacked into the matrix 211 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,218 and turned all the voting machines black. 212 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,286 No one denies this. 213 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,689 And on January 6, a group of patriots 214 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,658 tried to explain all of this to Mike Pence's neck. 215 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,228 -But instead of listening, -(laughter) 216 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,630 the U.S. government has been throwing them in jail. 217 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,599 They've been locked away in those cold cells 218 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:22,769 ever since with only their fur hats to keep them warm. 219 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,838 So over the weekend, over the weekend, 220 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:28,041 conservatives gathered in Texas, all right, 221 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:32,479 to raise awareness for just how badly... 222 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:35,482 the January 6 rioters are being treated. 223 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:36,884 And-and the way they did this 224 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,720 was they held a very special tribute 225 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:44,358 that is very moving and not at all hilarious. 226 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:47,327 The insurrection fallout is front and center at CPAC. 227 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:52,232 This year's most buzzed about booth is this: a fake jail cell. 228 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,702 Uh, what you're watching actually happened at CPAC. 229 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,839 It features a convicted January 6 rioter 230 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:02,142 doing performance art in a cage wearing an orange jumpsuit. 231 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,610 NEWSWOMAN: Visitors were offered headsets 232 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,379 so they could listen to interviews 233 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:09,883 with jailed January 6 defendants while watching the actor weep. 234 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,685 Some viewers wept along with him. 235 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,521 Others threw money into the cage. 236 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,523 Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene 237 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,825 entered the cell to pray with him. 238 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,594 -Okay, wait, wait, wait. -(audience exclaiming) 239 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,596 Wait. Wait. 240 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,464 Wait. Okay, just wait. 241 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,041 H-Help me understand... help me understand the logic here. 242 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:37,044 Marjorie Taylor Greene is praying 243 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,546 for a fake prisoner? 244 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:40,948 (laughter) 245 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,183 No, this is a real thing, and she's, like, serious. 246 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,818 Who is this lady? 247 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,420 Like, America, you understand. 248 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,923 This is a person who's actually part of running your country. 249 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,860 She's in there mourning with a fake, praying for... 250 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,595 Like, how does she function in the world? 251 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,363 It's a fake prisoner. 252 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,065 She must have the hardest time at Broadway shows. 253 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,067 "They killed Hamilton! 254 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,570 -Aah! Aah!" -(laughter, applause) 255 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:11,311 I mean, I guess in her defense, this actor in the lobby 256 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,348 of the CPAC convention hall really committed to the role? 257 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:18,318 Because apparently, he spent hours in that jail cell 258 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,154 weeping the whole time, just weeping. 259 00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:23,457 Which in a way is a powerful performance art 260 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:26,026 because isn't what conservatism has turned into in America? 261 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,561 Right? It's just people in MAGA hats 262 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,062 acting like they're victims? 263 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,565 "There's fewer white people now than there used to be. 264 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,534 But we still have all the power." 265 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:40,174 -(crying) -(applause and cheering) 266 00:10:40,274 --> 00:10:44,378 By the way, the part that made me laugh the hardest was 267 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,047 how people were throwing money into the cage. 268 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,350 -(laughter) -Like, what is that? What is...? 269 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,819 Is this like the only way they know how to interact with art 270 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,923 is the same way they interact with strippers? You know? 271 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,959 Just like, "Your freedom has been stolen from you. 272 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,360 "Shake that ass! 273 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,463 -Just shake that ass!" -(laughter, applause) 274 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:11,405 Now you would think a story like this couldn't get any crazier, 275 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:16,510 but truly, the best part of the story is this actor 276 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:22,349 who played the defendant was an actual rioter on January 6... 277 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,619 -(audience groaning, gasping) -...who reportedly avoided 278 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,922 a prison sentence by snitching on the other rioters. 279 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,092 -(audience groaning) -Yeah. 280 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,394 So just so you understand, this dude is pretending 281 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,097 to be a prisoner that he helped send to prison! 282 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,966 -(laughter) -Which is insane! 283 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,401 You snitched on your fellow rioters, they go to jail, 284 00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:42,903 and now, you're out on the streets crying like, 285 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,404 "Man, I wish there was something I could have done 286 00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:45,973 "to stop them from going to jail. 287 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,343 I wish there's something I could have done!" 288 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:50,777 This is wild. 289 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,546 All right, let's move on to some major news 290 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:54,781 out of the entertainment world. There is no denying that 291 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,216 there are far too many streaming services 292 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,118 out there these days, people. It's just too much. 293 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,786 There's Hulu, there's Netflix, 294 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,923 there's you know, Prime Video, Apple TV+, Disney+. 295 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,892 It's getting out of hand. It's getting out of hand. 296 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,560 Especially when Paramount+ gives you everything 297 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:09,229 -that you need in one place, you know? -(laughter) 298 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,165 There's Champions League, there's RuPaul's Drag Race, 299 00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:13,667 there's The Daily Show, there's South Park, 300 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,235 there's Star Trek, The Daily Show, 301 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,737 Beavis and Butt-Head, and of course, The Daily Show. 302 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,405 What else do you need?! 303 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,942 (applause and cheering) 304 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,879 So, yes, there are way too many services. 305 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,183 But luckily, soon, there's going to be one less. 306 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:31,652 NEWSMAN: Soon, you'll get a two-for-one deal on streaming. 307 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,855 HBO Max and Discovery+ will merge next year. 308 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,957 Subscribers will have various options 309 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,926 between HBO's scripted entertainment 310 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,762 and Discovery's reality-based programming. 311 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,363 NEWSWOMAN: It comes as HBO Max struggles 312 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,465 with performance and customer issues. 313 00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:49,937 The CEO Of Warner Bros. says Discovery+ has better technology 314 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,406 and will become the core of the new service. 315 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,375 No, no. No, this is enough. 316 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,778 How many times is HBO going to change its name, huh? 317 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,880 It was HBO Go, 318 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:03,183 and then it was HBO Now, and then it's HBO Max? 319 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,685 Like, at this point, I feel like they're just messing with us. 320 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,053 Next month, they're gonna be like, 321 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,888 "Our new name is 'HBO Bitch-Ass Says What.'" 322 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:11,525 "What?" "Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha." 323 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:15,062 So, yeah, Warner Bros., Discovery and HBO 324 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,332 are merging everything into one giant company. 325 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:21,101 I know that's going to be weird, but I, for one, cannot wait 326 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,304 to see how all of these bigger shows combine. 327 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,341 ANNOUNCER: Coming up on House Hunters Westeros... 328 00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:30,177 Jerry is looking for a bigger space in King's Landing 329 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,646 for his growing family. 330 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:35,716 Okay, first of all, a sword chair? What is this? 331 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,585 Like, 1527, guys? Let's switch that. 332 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,587 Let's just switch that whole thing up, you know? 333 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,089 Let's put in a cute ottoman, 334 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,091 knock down some of these walls, yeah? 335 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,759 Switch out the blood with a fresh coat of paint. 336 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,729 Yeah, we got to do that. Aah! Aah! 337 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,264 Oh, we got to fix the thermostat. 338 00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:52,499 That's way too hot. Way too hot. 339 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,635 ANNOUNCER: And also on the new HBO Discovery, 340 00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:56,303 stay tuned for the premiere 341 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,306 of our new series, 90 Day Succession. 342 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,441 To fundamentally alter the nature of the family 343 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,310 on my wedding day? You have any conception 344 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,079 of how f-- goddamn selfish you are? 345 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,583 (heavy African accent): Lady, I just want a green card. 346 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:17,090 (regular accent): All right, that's it for the headlines. 347 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,692 But before we go to a quick break, 348 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,894 let's check in on the stock market with our finance expert 349 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,063 -Michael Kosta, everybody. -(cheering, applause) 350 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:29,236 This is wild, Michael. Mergers, people coming together. 351 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,938 What is happening in the market today? 352 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:34,074 I am crushing it. I-I mean, I am crushing it so hard. 353 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,542 -You always are, man. -But, you know, you're-- yeah, 354 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,078 -you're crushing it, too. You know? You're crushing it. -What? 355 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,180 -You're an excellent boss. You know? -Oh. Oh, thank you. 356 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,650 Yeah, and-and I-- and-- and I'm loyal to you, Trevor. 357 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:47,621 Unlike-- unlike those Trump generals, you know? 358 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,357 You-- You're my Hitler, Trevor. 359 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,725 -No, no, I-- -I'm ser-- No, I'm serious. 360 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,727 When-when you look at Trevor Noah, I want you 361 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:56,597 -to think of Adolf Hitler, okay? -No, no... No, no, no. 362 00:14:56,697 --> 00:14:58,332 I don't-I don't think that's doing what you think it is. 363 00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,033 -I appreciate-- Let's just go-- -O-Okay. I also-- 364 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,134 -I got a hot tip for you. -Yeah, yeah, thank you. 365 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,769 I got a hot tip for you, make some money, 366 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,805 like I make some money. I got a hot tip for you. Pay attention. 367 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,274 So, behind me right here, this is the Warner Bros. stock 368 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,777 after the streaming merger between HBO Max and Discovery+. 369 00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:13,046 And what you want to pay attention to here, okay-- 370 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,048 Actually, just for a second-- 371 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,317 that story about President Biden-- 372 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,820 well, he's just accomplishing so much. 373 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,055 Crushing it. 374 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,591 With COVID. Right? 375 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,460 Apparently, you can get a lot done with COVID. 376 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,396 I mean, me-- I'm crushing this segment, 377 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,266 and I've got COVID, too. You know what I'm saying? (coughs) 378 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,700 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 379 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,068 I have polio. But let's get back 380 00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:36,670 to the chart, you know the chart. 381 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,072 As a financial expert, I'm here to offer this: 382 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,141 mergers are tricky, all right? 383 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,077 What's the most dangerous part of driving, right? Merging. 384 00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:45,279 I can't tell you how many times 385 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,514 I've just plowed into people, right? 386 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,750 What's-what's the worst part of a birthday party? 387 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:52,553 Merging separate groups of friends. You know? 388 00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:55,856 Work friends, college friends, both groups have stories 389 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,091 you don't want the other side to know about. 390 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,028 Business merging is no different, okay? 391 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:04,565 Mergers-- Trevor, they're a lot like relationships, right? 392 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:08,035 At first, it's two single companies just having fun. 393 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,871 You're like, "Hey, maybe we should have fun together. 394 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,240 "You know? Combine our assets, 395 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,075 like, like a marriage." 396 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,711 In fact, that's why it's called a merger, 397 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,513 because "merge" sounds 398 00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:22,382 so much like "merrerge." 399 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,420 Okay? 400 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,621 But next thing you know, 401 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,057 after the merge, the arguing starts. 402 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,360 Are we HBO Discovery, are we Discovery HBO? 403 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,062 How many subsidiaries are we gonna have? 404 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,764 Because I want one, but she wants three. 405 00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:39,600 Where are we gonna spend the holidays? 406 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,070 Why does Discovery+ keep (bleep) my best friend, okay? 407 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,606 And-and then-- and then that's when this happens, Trevor. 408 00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:47,241 Michael, Mi-Michael, I think you're getting off track. 409 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:48,909 -Okay. All right. -Can you just give up the hot tip, please? 410 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,310 You're right, okay. 411 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,546 Hot tip. Oh, yeah. Um, uh, 412 00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:54,515 you should get tested for polio. Honestly, I think I have it. 413 00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:56,083 -So... -Well, thank you so much for that. 414 00:16:56,183 --> 00:17:00,020 -Michael Kosta, everybody. -(cheering, applause) 415 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,588 You should get it checked out. Don't go away, 416 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,924 'cause when we come back, Republican Senator Tim Scott 417 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,425 will be joining me right here on the show. 418 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,561 -We'll be right back. -(cheering, applause) 419 00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:17,009 (cheering and applause) 420 00:17:23,249 --> 00:17:24,550 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 421 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:27,887 My first guest is a Republican from South Carolina 422 00:17:27,987 --> 00:17:30,122 serving in the United States Senate. 423 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,124 He's here to talk about his new memoir, 424 00:17:32,224 --> 00:17:34,393 America, a Redemption Story. 425 00:17:34,493 --> 00:17:36,228 Please welcome Senator Tim Scott. 426 00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:38,364 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 427 00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:41,867 -Welcome back. -Thank you. Appreciate it. 428 00:17:45,871 --> 00:17:47,840 -Senator Scott, welcome back to the show. -How are you? 429 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,841 Thank you. It's good to be back. 430 00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:50,075 It's good to have you here. 431 00:17:50,176 --> 00:17:52,077 It's very rare that Republicans drop in, uh, 432 00:17:52,178 --> 00:17:54,780 when they are still in office and not, like, on their way out. 433 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,815 This is fun. Um, no, it-it really is. 434 00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:58,150 Because, you know, you've always been somebody 435 00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,818 who comes on the show and-and we talk about everything 436 00:17:59,919 --> 00:18:00,920 -and I appreciate that. -Absolutely. 437 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,154 -This time is a little different. -Yes. 438 00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:04,423 You've written a book about your life. 439 00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:06,559 And, honestly, there's-there's a lot in this book 440 00:18:06,659 --> 00:18:09,028 that I didn't know about you as a human being. 441 00:18:09,128 --> 00:18:10,763 You know? And-- Let's-let's start in the beginning. 442 00:18:10,863 --> 00:18:12,398 -Certainly. -In many ways, 443 00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:14,600 the book talks about your journey 444 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,469 -of how you got to where you got to today. You know? -Absolutely. 445 00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:19,305 Many people have referred to you as many different things-- 446 00:18:19,405 --> 00:18:21,841 -the unicorn, you know, the lone Black senator... -Yeah. 447 00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:23,142 ...in the Republican Party. 448 00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:25,211 People have referred to you as the-the outlier. 449 00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,413 But what's really interesting in the book is you talk 450 00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:31,283 about how you got there with family who were also Democrats. 451 00:18:31,383 --> 00:18:33,419 Talk-talk me through that experience of, you know, 452 00:18:33,519 --> 00:18:34,753 what it was like being in a family 453 00:18:34,854 --> 00:18:36,322 where people were voting differently. 454 00:18:36,422 --> 00:18:38,457 Absolutely. Well, fir-- I think the most important part 455 00:18:38,557 --> 00:18:42,328 of my story really is the devastation of divorce, 456 00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:44,163 -being raised by a single mom... -Mm-hmm. 457 00:18:44,263 --> 00:18:46,832 ...who worked 16 hours a day, three days a week 458 00:18:46,932 --> 00:18:49,268 and eight hours a day, two days a week as a nurse's aide, 459 00:18:49,368 --> 00:18:52,238 just changing bedpans and rolling patients. 460 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,840 So seeing my mother work her butt off 461 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:56,742 to try to keep food on the table 462 00:18:56,842 --> 00:18:58,477 and then moving in with my grandparents. 463 00:18:58,577 --> 00:19:00,646 My grandfather born in 1921 464 00:19:00,746 --> 00:19:03,115 -in Salley, South Carolina... -Yeah. 465 00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:05,017 ...having to get off the sidewalk 466 00:19:05,117 --> 00:19:06,919 when white folks were coming. 467 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,955 Just the humiliation 468 00:19:10,122 --> 00:19:13,492 and the devastation that he experienced. 469 00:19:13,592 --> 00:19:15,327 And that passed down to my mother, 470 00:19:15,427 --> 00:19:17,096 -and then it impacted me, too. -Mm-hmm. 471 00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:19,598 Sometimes we forget to tell both sides of the story 472 00:19:19,698 --> 00:19:21,433 -when we're having conversations. -Mm. 473 00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:24,303 I wanted to make sure that people had a full perspective 474 00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:26,639 of my journey to becoming who I am, 475 00:19:26,739 --> 00:19:29,108 because much of it was built on the shoulders 476 00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:32,344 of people who paid a very high price 477 00:19:32,444 --> 00:19:34,213 for you and I to have this conversation. 478 00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:36,215 And sometimes we forget to say thank you 479 00:19:36,315 --> 00:19:38,484 -to those who went before us. -Right, right, right. 480 00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:40,452 -On the shoulders of giants. I mean, you know... -Absolutely. 481 00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,154 ...it's interesting that you say "telling all sides 482 00:19:42,254 --> 00:19:44,557 of the story," because you-you talk about your father 483 00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:45,824 -very early on in the book. -Yes. 484 00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:47,860 And what I appreciate is how you talk 485 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,962 about the negative impact he had on you 486 00:19:50,095 --> 00:19:51,997 -but you appreciate all of the positive as well. -Absolutely. 487 00:19:52,097 --> 00:19:53,532 You talk about how he comes back 488 00:19:53,632 --> 00:19:55,501 -from fighting a war for America... -Yes. 489 00:19:55,601 --> 00:19:57,102 ...and yet America doesn't want him. 490 00:19:57,203 --> 00:19:58,470 People spit at him. 491 00:19:58,571 --> 00:20:00,439 He doesn't get treated as a-- as a first-class citizen. 492 00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:03,943 What-what impact did that have on you growing up, knowing this? 493 00:20:04,109 --> 00:20:07,680 You know, I-I learned a lot more about my father's story, 494 00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:09,615 -uh, while I was writing the book. -Uh-huh. 495 00:20:09,715 --> 00:20:11,116 Truly, to tell you the truth, 496 00:20:11,217 --> 00:20:13,552 my father and I was not close for about 30 years. 497 00:20:13,652 --> 00:20:16,388 -Right. -After their divorce, we went separate ways. 498 00:20:16,488 --> 00:20:19,325 And, uh, it was in my late 20s, early 30s 499 00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:21,493 when I first started getting back with him. 500 00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:24,330 Truth is that the more I understood about the pain 501 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:27,066 and the misery and the devastation that happened 502 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,068 -during the Vietnam conflict for him... -Mm-hmm. 503 00:20:29,101 --> 00:20:31,871 -...as well as coming back as a Black Vietnam veteran... -Right. 504 00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:34,206 ...very, very, very painful experience. 505 00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:36,775 And then the altercations that he had 506 00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:38,978 with other members of the service 507 00:20:39,078 --> 00:20:40,412 just because he was Black 508 00:20:40,513 --> 00:20:42,681 and how that painted and stained him 509 00:20:42,781 --> 00:20:44,850 and how that caused him to spiral some. 510 00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:47,486 And being the recipient of that, you see it differently. 511 00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:50,089 -Mm-hmm. -As you grow older, you get 20/20, 512 00:20:50,189 --> 00:20:51,290 uh, looking backwards. 513 00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:53,859 And so my father is now a-a good man, 514 00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:56,562 a solid man that I have much respect for. 515 00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:59,098 And having walked that journey together 516 00:20:59,131 --> 00:21:00,866 -has made me such a better person. -Mm. Mm. 517 00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:03,569 And it gives me a perspective that I would not have had 518 00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:05,938 had I not taken the time to-to listen. 519 00:21:06,105 --> 00:21:08,007 Because sometimes when we go through pain and suffering, 520 00:21:08,107 --> 00:21:10,409 we put our finger towards the person we think 521 00:21:10,509 --> 00:21:14,046 caused us that pain and we literally turn our backs. 522 00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:17,516 I think sometimes the best thing we can do 523 00:21:17,616 --> 00:21:18,684 is listen, 524 00:21:18,784 --> 00:21:21,086 even to the people we feel like hurt us. 525 00:21:21,187 --> 00:21:23,923 -Hmm. -There's a scripture in Matthew 5:44 says 526 00:21:24,056 --> 00:21:25,524 to-to love your enemies, 527 00:21:25,624 --> 00:21:26,859 -to pray for those who persecute you. -Mm-hmm. 528 00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:29,228 -Mm. -I got to say that, South Carolina, 529 00:21:29,328 --> 00:21:30,462 we've had more than our share. 530 00:21:30,563 --> 00:21:32,932 And I talk about Mother Emanuel church shooting. 531 00:21:33,065 --> 00:21:34,600 Right. 532 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:37,203 Th-Those amazing people... 533 00:21:37,303 --> 00:21:39,071 mm... 534 00:21:39,138 --> 00:21:40,973 ...forgave 535 00:21:41,073 --> 00:21:42,441 the killer, 536 00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:45,110 the racist who walked into the church, 537 00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:46,812 sat through a bible study. 538 00:21:46,912 --> 00:21:49,348 And when you hear stories like that and you understand 539 00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:53,085 the, the magnitude of their power to bring light 540 00:21:53,152 --> 00:21:57,122 into a dark place, the least I could do 541 00:21:57,223 --> 00:22:00,960 is learn to listen to people who may disagree with me. 542 00:22:01,093 --> 00:22:02,361 You've always done that, you know, 543 00:22:02,461 --> 00:22:03,829 you've always had conversations with people 544 00:22:03,929 --> 00:22:05,097 you don't agree with. 545 00:22:05,164 --> 00:22:07,099 Um, you-you've often faced criticism as well. 546 00:22:07,199 --> 00:22:08,801 You know, many-many people have said, 547 00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:12,905 "How can you be a Black man in the Republican Party?" 548 00:22:13,005 --> 00:22:14,340 -Yeah. -"Look at what the Republican Party is doing. 549 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,242 Look at the policies that the Republican Party enacts." 550 00:22:16,342 --> 00:22:18,244 And-and some people haven't been-- you know, 551 00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:20,446 -haven't said it to you in the nicest way. -No. 552 00:22:20,546 --> 00:22:22,781 You talk in the book about how people called you "Uncle Tim" 553 00:22:22,882 --> 00:22:24,083 when you, when you, you know, 554 00:22:24,183 --> 00:22:26,852 you responded to the president's address. 555 00:22:26,952 --> 00:22:28,687 How do you, how do you reconcile, 556 00:22:28,787 --> 00:22:30,689 you know, that-that-that narrative? 557 00:22:30,789 --> 00:22:34,193 Or how do you reconcile the conflict of being a Black man 558 00:22:34,293 --> 00:22:36,862 in a party that is predominantly white, 559 00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:38,731 and-and Black people are predominantly Democrats, 560 00:22:38,831 --> 00:22:40,733 and saying, "No, no, no, I-I can still believe in this 561 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,368 and not be, you know, a 'race traitor,'" 562 00:22:42,468 --> 00:22:43,869 which I don't, I don't believe in, in any way. 563 00:22:43,969 --> 00:22:45,204 -No, yeah. -But I'm-- you know? 564 00:22:45,304 --> 00:22:49,074 Well, Trevor... breaking news here. 565 00:22:49,175 --> 00:22:50,843 (laughter) 566 00:22:50,943 --> 00:22:52,845 -You ready? -I'm ready. 567 00:22:52,945 --> 00:22:57,316 I think the Black community is a conservative community. 568 00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:59,818 So I think I'm just being consistent with who I am. 569 00:22:59,919 --> 00:23:02,521 Let me give you a couple of examples of policy positions 570 00:23:02,621 --> 00:23:05,224 that I think that most, most people don't understand 571 00:23:05,324 --> 00:23:08,093 or appreciate or have ever even heard-- 572 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,329 -that while we were in the majority... -Mm-hmm. 573 00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:15,100 ...from 2016 to 2020, we invested more money 574 00:23:15,201 --> 00:23:17,870 in historically Black colleges and universities 575 00:23:18,037 --> 00:23:21,106 than any other time in American history. 576 00:23:21,207 --> 00:23:25,344 -We made the funding for HBCUs permanent... -Right. 577 00:23:25,444 --> 00:23:28,514 -...for the first time in American history. -Mm-hmm. 578 00:23:28,614 --> 00:23:31,550 We put a billion dollars in the middle of the pandemic 579 00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:34,353 specifically targeting HBCUs. 580 00:23:34,453 --> 00:23:38,824 My office-- we led the charge on sickle cell anemia research 581 00:23:38,924 --> 00:23:41,861 and passed legislation to make sure that it would be easier. 582 00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:45,798 Unemployment, 2016 to 2020, we had the lowest unemployment 583 00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:48,133 in the history of the country for African Americans, 584 00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:51,670 Hispanics, Asians, a 70-year low for women. 585 00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,239 We created seven million jobs. 586 00:23:53,339 --> 00:23:56,175 -Two-thirds were African Americans and Hispanics. -Yeah. 587 00:23:56,275 --> 00:23:58,611 So-- but my point is that when you think 588 00:23:58,711 --> 00:24:01,080 about the policy positions that I have fought for, 589 00:24:01,113 --> 00:24:04,216 not to even talk about opportunity zones, 590 00:24:04,316 --> 00:24:09,488 the fact is that as a sitting conservative Republican, 591 00:24:09,588 --> 00:24:14,093 I fought for those issues that had the greatest impact 592 00:24:14,193 --> 00:24:15,628 in the communities where I come from 593 00:24:15,728 --> 00:24:17,897 because it's, like, common sense. 594 00:24:18,030 --> 00:24:19,899 But-but here's, but here's the thing that I find interesting. 595 00:24:20,032 --> 00:24:23,469 -Yes. -And by the way, you're not an outlier in doing this. 596 00:24:23,569 --> 00:24:27,039 I-I-I find it interesting, um, to see how American politicians 597 00:24:27,139 --> 00:24:29,041 choose to measure time or effect 598 00:24:29,074 --> 00:24:30,176 because what you said was true, 599 00:24:30,276 --> 00:24:32,745 -that 2016 to-- to 2020... -Yes, yes. 600 00:24:32,845 --> 00:24:34,246 There was a man by the name of Barack Obama 601 00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:36,949 who was president up until 2016, and, as you know, 602 00:24:37,049 --> 00:24:39,318 -in economics effects can take a while. -I-I've heard that name. 603 00:24:39,418 --> 00:24:40,753 -Absolutely... -You've heard of the name, right? 604 00:24:40,853 --> 00:24:43,055 -(stammers) I have. -Right? And so, no, so here's the thing. 605 00:24:43,122 --> 00:24:44,523 -I have indeed, yes, yes, yes. -Here's the thing. 606 00:24:44,623 --> 00:24:48,360 I don't think, I don't think I'm-- you know, and you know 607 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:49,828 -we've had conversations. -We have indeed, yeah. 608 00:24:49,929 --> 00:24:51,230 -Yes. -I'm not accusing you of-of betraying anybody, 609 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:52,698 I'm not accusing you of that. 610 00:24:52,798 --> 00:24:55,434 I think sometimes what becomes confusing for people is 611 00:24:55,534 --> 00:24:59,071 how it seems like the Republican Party 612 00:24:59,171 --> 00:25:02,074 and-and conservatives at large seem to have 613 00:25:02,141 --> 00:25:05,311 an idea of, uh, you know, victimhood. 614 00:25:05,411 --> 00:25:07,680 Let's-let's put it this way. So, I'll see people saying, 615 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:09,648 "Oh, we're sick and tired of people talking about racism. 616 00:25:09,748 --> 00:25:10,950 "That's over. We-We're sick and tired 617 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,751 "of people talking about oppression. That's over. 618 00:25:12,852 --> 00:25:14,887 -Minorities need to..." Right? -Yeah. 619 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:17,356 But what it seems like-- and you'll-you'll-you'll tell me 620 00:25:17,456 --> 00:25:20,559 how you see it-- is it seems like oftentimes, in order 621 00:25:20,659 --> 00:25:22,828 for people of color to be accepted 622 00:25:22,928 --> 00:25:25,164 -into the Republican Party... -Right. 623 00:25:25,264 --> 00:25:28,334 ...they have to ignore all of the systemic things 624 00:25:28,434 --> 00:25:30,102 -that happened to them in the country. -Yes, right. 625 00:25:30,202 --> 00:25:31,904 And then the people who are in the Republican Party go, 626 00:25:32,037 --> 00:25:33,038 "We're the victims. 627 00:25:33,138 --> 00:25:34,273 "We're the real people being oppressed, 628 00:25:34,373 --> 00:25:35,908 "we're being replaced, we're being oppressed. 629 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,042 "This is what's actually happening 630 00:25:37,142 --> 00:25:38,511 because we are white." 631 00:25:38,611 --> 00:25:40,045 And I-I find-- d-do you not find 632 00:25:40,112 --> 00:25:41,514 that there's a weird disparity at times? 633 00:25:41,614 --> 00:25:45,251 I hear what you're saying, but can I point out one thing? 634 00:25:45,351 --> 00:25:46,619 Of course. Do y'all mind? 635 00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:48,387 -(audience laughs) -Okay. 636 00:25:48,487 --> 00:25:50,723 -Whew. -(laughing) 637 00:25:50,823 --> 00:25:52,658 Don't ask a question you don't know the answer to. 638 00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:55,194 'Cause we don't know. My bad, my bad. 639 00:25:56,195 --> 00:25:58,097 -In my book... -Yes. 640 00:25:58,197 --> 00:25:59,932 ...one thing you'll learn very quickly, 641 00:26:00,065 --> 00:26:04,136 -I don't sidestep the issue of race at all. -You don't. 642 00:26:04,236 --> 00:26:06,205 That-That's why I say, with you, I agree with that. 643 00:26:06,305 --> 00:26:08,974 -Right. -And-and I-I talk about 644 00:26:09,074 --> 00:26:10,976 the 20-plus times that I've been stopped 645 00:26:11,076 --> 00:26:12,778 -in the last two decades... -Yes. 646 00:26:12,878 --> 00:26:15,181 -...for just driving while Black. -Mm-hmm. 647 00:26:15,281 --> 00:26:17,516 I talk about the race riot that happened at the high school 648 00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:19,285 I was going to attend when I was in the eighth grade. 649 00:26:19,385 --> 00:26:21,787 I talk-I talk about the challenges 650 00:26:21,887 --> 00:26:23,856 that so many people in our community 651 00:26:24,023 --> 00:26:26,926 -has faced because of the color of our skin. -Right. 652 00:26:27,026 --> 00:26:30,029 I-I talk about the economic realities. 653 00:26:30,062 --> 00:26:31,730 I talk about the justice system. 654 00:26:31,830 --> 00:26:34,033 I work, as you know, on police reform. 655 00:26:34,133 --> 00:26:35,501 So, the truth of the matter is 656 00:26:35,601 --> 00:26:37,570 that I think you have to be comfortable in your own skin, 657 00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:39,038 -Mm-hmm. -wherever you are. 658 00:26:39,138 --> 00:26:43,609 And if you have to betray or deny a part of your existence, 659 00:26:43,709 --> 00:26:45,277 don't do it. 660 00:26:45,377 --> 00:26:49,815 And I refuse to allow any party affiliation 661 00:26:49,915 --> 00:26:52,218 to stop me from being what I'm going to be when I leave 662 00:26:52,318 --> 00:26:54,220 and what I was before I came. 663 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,322 -But... -And you do, I will say, you do that honestly. 664 00:26:56,422 --> 00:26:57,456 -Yeah, you do that honestly, -(applause) 665 00:26:57,556 --> 00:26:59,491 -beyond-beyond just black. -Yes, yes. 666 00:26:59,592 --> 00:27:01,260 You talk about this in the book, for instance. 667 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,063 You-you-you were one of the senators who said, 668 00:27:04,163 --> 00:27:06,065 Donald Trump, in trying to overturn the election, 669 00:27:06,131 --> 00:27:07,533 -what he did was unconstitutional. -Yes. 670 00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:09,168 You know, you talk about January 6. 671 00:27:09,268 --> 00:27:10,970 I feel like, even in the book, 672 00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:12,938 when you're telling the story of January 6, 673 00:27:13,072 --> 00:27:16,108 you-you do a really good job of placing the blame 674 00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:18,677 at the feet of the people who conducted the insurrection. 675 00:27:18,777 --> 00:27:20,312 Yes, yes. 676 00:27:20,412 --> 00:27:22,081 It seems like there is a looming absence, though, 677 00:27:22,181 --> 00:27:24,817 you know, a glaring absence of Trump's name in it. 678 00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:28,053 -It seems like at times you are... -(scattered chuckles) 679 00:27:28,153 --> 00:27:30,689 You know, and I-I don't mean it in a bad way at all, 680 00:27:30,789 --> 00:27:34,627 but it seems like you are trying to thread the needle, you know, 681 00:27:34,727 --> 00:27:38,230 of saying what happened but then not saying why it happened. 682 00:27:38,330 --> 00:27:40,966 -Well... -(applause) -Does that make sense? 683 00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:43,602 I... Yes, it does. 684 00:27:43,702 --> 00:27:45,137 (applause quiets) 685 00:27:45,237 --> 00:27:46,572 (man shouts indistinctly) 686 00:27:46,672 --> 00:27:49,341 Yeah, tell the truth. Praise the Lord, yes, yes. I like that. 687 00:27:49,441 --> 00:27:52,711 So it-it is called The Daily Show with Trevor Noah 688 00:27:52,811 --> 00:27:54,246 -and not Tim Scott so... -Right. 689 00:27:54,346 --> 00:27:56,415 -I assume the audience is gonna go with you. -No, no, no, no. 690 00:27:56,515 --> 00:27:58,050 -But here's, but here's... -No, no. No, I... 691 00:27:58,150 --> 00:27:59,418 No, I'm-I'm being fun... I'm being funny. 692 00:27:59,518 --> 00:28:00,819 -I'm being funny. -Yeah. No, I'm with you. I'm with you. 693 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,354 I mean, I know you're a comedian. I'm trying my best. 694 00:28:02,454 --> 00:28:03,556 -You know. -(laughing) 695 00:28:03,656 --> 00:28:04,790 I'm working... Give a brother a break. 696 00:28:04,890 --> 00:28:06,358 -No, I give you all breaks. -So, so... 697 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:08,027 No, you know that. Yes. 698 00:28:08,127 --> 00:28:09,295 Here's-here's my point, though. 699 00:28:09,395 --> 00:28:13,666 I was actually in the building... 700 00:28:13,766 --> 00:28:15,634 And you... yeah, you talk about it in the book. 701 00:28:15,734 --> 00:28:17,136 ...rolling my sleeves up, 702 00:28:17,236 --> 00:28:19,872 -preparing to fight for my life. -Right. 703 00:28:19,972 --> 00:28:21,774 So when I put the blame on the people 704 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,442 -who were coming after me, -Mm-hmm. 705 00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:26,378 I put the blame squarely where I believe it belongs. 706 00:28:26,478 --> 00:28:29,648 And that's what you hear in my-my recount of the issue. 707 00:28:29,748 --> 00:28:32,751 When I say that at the end of that day on January 6, 708 00:28:32,852 --> 00:28:35,654 we, the United States Senate, 709 00:28:35,754 --> 00:28:37,423 both Republicans and Democrats, 710 00:28:37,523 --> 00:28:41,360 went back out and performed our duty 711 00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:43,696 to affirm that President Biden has won the election? 712 00:28:43,796 --> 00:28:45,264 -Mm-hmm. -We did our job. 713 00:28:45,364 --> 00:28:47,766 So I'm not actually sugarcoating 714 00:28:47,867 --> 00:28:49,602 or skirting or pivoting away from an issue. 715 00:28:49,702 --> 00:28:52,972 I'm actually not making it more political than it has to be. 716 00:28:53,105 --> 00:28:54,340 -But then let me ask you this. -Certainly. 717 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,842 Okay, many people have floated the idea-- 718 00:28:56,942 --> 00:28:58,511 and I'm not asking about everybody. 719 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,613 As my mom would say, "I'm only asking about you right now." 720 00:29:00,713 --> 00:29:02,014 (laughter) 721 00:29:02,114 --> 00:29:04,316 Uh, I would like to know then 722 00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:09,154 if you were asked to run as Donald Trump's vice president, 723 00:29:09,255 --> 00:29:10,990 would you accept that? 724 00:29:11,123 --> 00:29:12,124 That's a good question. 725 00:29:12,224 --> 00:29:15,261 -(laughter) -I-I was, uh... 726 00:29:15,361 --> 00:29:17,563 I'm going to pivot. 727 00:29:17,663 --> 00:29:19,298 -(laughter) -At least you're honest. 728 00:29:19,398 --> 00:29:21,133 Okay. At least you're honest. 729 00:29:21,233 --> 00:29:24,436 -(applause) -(laughing) -So... 730 00:29:24,537 --> 00:29:26,338 Let me... here's the truth. 731 00:29:26,438 --> 00:29:29,508 When you're up for reelection to the United States Senate, 732 00:29:29,608 --> 00:29:32,711 the first goal is to win. 733 00:29:32,811 --> 00:29:35,881 So once you win, then you look at the options that are left 734 00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:38,584 and make a decision on what is possible. 735 00:29:38,684 --> 00:29:40,886 And so, for me, at this point in my career, 736 00:29:40,986 --> 00:29:44,089 the only thing I'm asking for are the people in South Carolina 737 00:29:44,156 --> 00:29:48,227 to give me a s... a chance to be reelected. 738 00:29:48,327 --> 00:29:49,995 Right. And-and they do, they do love you. 739 00:29:50,095 --> 00:29:51,463 You served your state well. 740 00:29:51,564 --> 00:29:52,998 You know, you talk about your beginnings in the book 741 00:29:53,098 --> 00:29:54,200 and you talk about the commitment 742 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:55,668 that you have to your country. 743 00:29:55,768 --> 00:29:57,937 And people-people admire it in the way that you've served, 744 00:29:58,103 --> 00:29:59,638 whether they agree with you or not. 745 00:29:59,738 --> 00:30:02,274 Um, talking about South Carolina, though. 746 00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:04,677 -Yes, sir. -I would love to know how you see the state 747 00:30:04,777 --> 00:30:06,579 and its positioning as it pertains 748 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:08,447 to some of the issues facing America today, 749 00:30:08,547 --> 00:30:10,983 one of the biggest being abortion. 750 00:30:11,116 --> 00:30:14,119 For many, many years, people said Roe v. Wade was settled. 751 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,421 -Roe v. Wade was settle. -Yeah. 752 00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:17,056 People saw the Supreme Court flip 753 00:30:17,122 --> 00:30:19,358 in a way that some senators even felt betrayed. 754 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:22,328 You know, I won't ask you to comment on the Supreme Court, 755 00:30:22,428 --> 00:30:24,263 you know, but what I will ask you to comment on 756 00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:25,698 is South Carolina as a whole. 757 00:30:25,798 --> 00:30:28,133 Right now, many senators, many lawmakers 758 00:30:28,234 --> 00:30:29,735 have said it's up to the states. 759 00:30:29,835 --> 00:30:31,570 -Let the states decide. -Yeah. 760 00:30:31,670 --> 00:30:33,172 We see states are starting to decide-- 761 00:30:33,272 --> 00:30:35,274 Kansas, Indiana, et cetera. 762 00:30:35,374 --> 00:30:38,177 South Carolina has a bill that is being discussed 763 00:30:38,277 --> 00:30:42,081 that would prohibit people from giving women information 764 00:30:42,181 --> 00:30:44,116 on getting an abortion, even if they were to do it 765 00:30:44,216 --> 00:30:46,285 in a state that did decided to still have it. 766 00:30:46,385 --> 00:30:48,287 So, where do you stand on that issue then? 767 00:30:48,387 --> 00:30:50,489 Well, I will say, I have not read the legislation 768 00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:52,491 because I'm a United States senator, not a state senator, 769 00:30:52,591 --> 00:30:54,493 -so I don't have the information to answer. -Uh-huh. -(groaning) 770 00:30:54,593 --> 00:30:56,695 -I... Look, look, look, look. -No, no, no, I agree. 771 00:30:56,795 --> 00:30:58,264 I understand, you don't want to comment on something, 772 00:30:58,364 --> 00:30:59,698 -but then even... -No, no, but, hey, bottom line... 773 00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:01,200 No, no, let me. 774 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,835 Not-not... don't think I'm gonna ever satisfy 775 00:31:02,935 --> 00:31:05,271 -your audience on this issue. Don't get me wrong. -No, no, no. 776 00:31:05,371 --> 00:31:07,106 -No, I'm... Yes. -But the truth is, though, 777 00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:09,208 you're asking me about a bill I have not even seen, 778 00:31:09,308 --> 00:31:10,843 -nor have I... -So then let me ask you... 779 00:31:10,943 --> 00:31:12,511 -Yeah. Yeah. -Let me ask you, then, 780 00:31:12,611 --> 00:31:14,580 -based not on that bill, but on the issue, rather. -Yes. Yes. 781 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,048 Should people be able to get information 782 00:31:16,081 --> 00:31:17,316 about the decisions that they want to make? 783 00:31:17,416 --> 00:31:19,051 -Yes. -The answer is "yes." Yup. 784 00:31:19,084 --> 00:31:20,486 Okay. So if they were restricting it-- 785 00:31:20,586 --> 00:31:22,121 -I'm not saying they are-- right? -I don't... I don't... 786 00:31:22,221 --> 00:31:24,857 -Yeah. Yeah. -Then you would not be for that? 787 00:31:24,957 --> 00:31:27,593 I think that people making a profound decision 788 00:31:27,693 --> 00:31:30,129 -should have all the information. -Mm-hmm. 789 00:31:30,229 --> 00:31:31,597 -Pros and cons. -Right. 790 00:31:31,697 --> 00:31:35,067 Let's talk about, um, the journey to the presidency. 791 00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:37,870 I've been on The Daily Show for a few years now, 792 00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:39,538 and there's something I've noticed, 793 00:31:39,638 --> 00:31:42,975 and that is, when people write memoirs... 794 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:46,378 -(laughter) -it generally means... 795 00:31:46,478 --> 00:31:48,647 -it generally means... -(both laugh) 796 00:31:48,747 --> 00:31:51,550 -(applause) -It generally means that they... 797 00:31:51,650 --> 00:31:53,185 they might be, uh... 798 00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:56,355 -they might be eyeing a run at the presidency. -Oh. 799 00:31:56,455 --> 00:31:59,491 So, with 2024 coming up... 800 00:31:59,592 --> 00:32:02,761 I know you've been asked this in many, many different ways. 801 00:32:02,862 --> 00:32:04,830 I'm not going to ask you, "Would you run? Would you not run?" 802 00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:06,298 You're gonna tell me, "Well, Trevor, right now, 803 00:32:06,398 --> 00:32:07,733 "we just got to focus on the midterms, 804 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:09,134 -and they're the most important thing." -(laughter) 805 00:32:09,235 --> 00:32:10,469 But I know that. I get that, right? 806 00:32:10,569 --> 00:32:12,304 -I actually wasn't going to say that. -Okay. 807 00:32:12,404 --> 00:32:13,639 I was going to say that we should focus 808 00:32:13,739 --> 00:32:15,040 on the next Friday night 809 00:32:15,074 --> 00:32:16,375 like we were high school football players, 810 00:32:16,475 --> 00:32:18,377 -but you get the point. Yes, yes, yes. -Ah. Right. 811 00:32:18,477 --> 00:32:20,379 -So let me ask you this then, rather. -Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 812 00:32:20,479 --> 00:32:22,448 What would do you differently 813 00:32:22,548 --> 00:32:24,717 if you were elected president of the United States? 814 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,620 What would you do differently from a Donald Trump presidency? 815 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,656 What would you do differently from a Joe Biden presidency? 816 00:32:30,756 --> 00:32:33,158 What is the difference that you would bring? 817 00:32:33,259 --> 00:32:35,761 I honestly think that the... 818 00:32:35,861 --> 00:32:37,396 A-- America's the greatest country on Earth. 819 00:32:37,496 --> 00:32:39,231 We are the solution, not the problem. 820 00:32:39,331 --> 00:32:41,233 -(person whoops, claps) -If we are going to focus our attention 821 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,269 on making America a better country... 822 00:32:43,369 --> 00:32:45,404 Uh, thank all three of your people up there. 823 00:32:45,504 --> 00:32:47,573 -I really appreciate that. Um... If-if... -(laughter) 824 00:32:47,673 --> 00:32:49,175 I think it's just, in the moment, people are struggling. 825 00:32:49,275 --> 00:32:50,776 -In the moment. Yeah. Yeah. -In the moment, people are, 826 00:32:50,876 --> 00:32:52,811 -for whatever reason, yeah. -I see. So, 827 00:32:52,912 --> 00:32:54,346 if I were going to set an agenda, 828 00:32:54,446 --> 00:32:55,748 -the first thing I would do is... -Mm-hmm. 829 00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:58,717 I would focus on the poorest zip codes in this country 830 00:32:58,817 --> 00:33:01,520 -need really high-quality education. -I agree. 831 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:04,123 -(applause) -If... (stammers) 832 00:33:06,492 --> 00:33:08,294 I went to four different elementary schools 833 00:33:08,394 --> 00:33:10,095 by the fourth grade. 834 00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:14,733 I am serious about equipping our parents with all the options 835 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:17,403 they need, and improving the quality 836 00:33:17,503 --> 00:33:20,039 of our public education, rather than... Here in New York City, 837 00:33:20,139 --> 00:33:22,508 -the Success Academy does a fantastic job. -Mm-hmm. 838 00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:24,410 Or in Charleston, we have the... 839 00:33:24,510 --> 00:33:26,946 We have one of the top 50 public high schools 840 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:28,747 in all of the country. 841 00:33:28,848 --> 00:33:32,451 So there's a way for us to be able... to be able 842 00:33:32,551 --> 00:33:36,055 to provide great incentives for our... for our kids 843 00:33:36,121 --> 00:33:38,157 to continue along the path to a better education. 844 00:33:38,257 --> 00:33:40,826 -That's number one. -Is that your way of saying 845 00:33:40,926 --> 00:33:42,161 -privatizing education? -No, no, no. 846 00:33:42,261 --> 00:33:43,596 I don't know if you're saying that or not. 847 00:33:43,696 --> 00:33:45,264 Yeah. Let me say it differently. Uh, so... No, no. 848 00:33:45,364 --> 00:33:46,599 But this is the thing I've noticed in America. 849 00:33:46,699 --> 00:33:47,900 -Absolutely. I am... -In the book... 850 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,468 -Just to go back to the book. -Yeah, yeah. 851 00:33:49,568 --> 00:33:52,471 What I do like is that you talk about the impacts that education 852 00:33:52,571 --> 00:33:54,073 made both negatively and positively in your life. 853 00:33:54,106 --> 00:33:56,242 -Absolutely, yeah. -You know, where it impacted you. 854 00:33:56,342 --> 00:33:57,576 And there's something I did notice in the book is, 855 00:33:57,676 --> 00:33:59,144 your journey cannot be separated 856 00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:00,679 from the journey that America had. 857 00:34:00,779 --> 00:34:02,715 You cannot separate it from a world where 858 00:34:02,815 --> 00:34:04,583 -America believed in investing in America. -Yeah. 859 00:34:04,683 --> 00:34:06,585 Where it wasn't a, "Oh, those kids can choose 860 00:34:06,685 --> 00:34:09,421 those charter schools or those systems or those..." 861 00:34:09,522 --> 00:34:10,756 -You get what I'm saying? -Absolutely. Yup. 862 00:34:10,856 --> 00:34:11,957 It seemed like this was... 863 00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:13,325 you were a product of that world. 864 00:34:13,425 --> 00:34:15,694 And we spend $760 billion, 865 00:34:15,794 --> 00:34:19,231 as a country, on public education, K-12. 866 00:34:19,331 --> 00:34:21,367 -But teachers are still broke. -Listen, we... Listen. 867 00:34:21,467 --> 00:34:24,670 -(applause and cheering) -If you're... Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 868 00:34:24,770 --> 00:34:29,208 So... And your point is a good one. 869 00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:32,578 So, we... in the Department of Education in Washington, D.C., 870 00:34:32,678 --> 00:34:34,780 the average employee at the Department of Education 871 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,416 makes over $100,000 a year while the teacher does not. 872 00:34:37,516 --> 00:34:39,351 So, should we take some of the money that we're spending 873 00:34:39,451 --> 00:34:41,787 in Washington, D.C., and give it back to the states 874 00:34:41,887 --> 00:34:43,722 so that they can provide more money for teachers? 875 00:34:43,822 --> 00:34:45,157 -That's great. -Well, but, or you could... 876 00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:47,159 -or you could just take it away from wars. -Or... 877 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:48,727 -(applause and cheering) -Yup, that's true, 878 00:34:48,827 --> 00:34:51,096 -but I would disagree. I would disagree. -You know? 879 00:34:51,197 --> 00:34:54,466 Yeah. So, I would say without any question 880 00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:57,203 that if you look at the breakdown of our budget 881 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,704 -around the country, you would see... -Mm-hmm. 882 00:34:58,804 --> 00:35:00,706 that we are spending $760 billion-- 883 00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:02,708 -750, 775 on education. -Yeah. Yeah. 884 00:35:02,808 --> 00:35:06,478 We spend about 670-- oh, actually, it's up now-- 885 00:35:06,579 --> 00:35:09,081 about $800 billion on our discretionary defense. 886 00:35:09,114 --> 00:35:10,616 We spend about a trillion-- 887 00:35:10,716 --> 00:35:12,952 $1.1 trillion on Social Security. 888 00:35:13,085 --> 00:35:15,588 About $800 billion on Medicare. 889 00:35:15,688 --> 00:35:18,157 About $600 or so on Medicaid. 890 00:35:18,257 --> 00:35:20,759 -So, our domestic spending -Mm-hmm. 891 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:22,161 rivals any other place on earth. 892 00:35:22,261 --> 00:35:25,030 So, it's not that we can't walk and chew gum. 893 00:35:25,064 --> 00:35:28,133 It's not that we can't provide for the primary defense 894 00:35:28,234 --> 00:35:30,302 of this nation and fund education. 895 00:35:30,402 --> 00:35:33,439 The truth is, in South Carolina and around the country, 896 00:35:33,539 --> 00:35:35,207 some of the poorest-performing schools 897 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:38,377 have about $24,000 per student. 898 00:35:38,477 --> 00:35:41,881 One of the blessings of this area in New York City 899 00:35:42,047 --> 00:35:43,883 is the charter schools, the Success Academy, 900 00:35:44,049 --> 00:35:45,818 very similar to what we have in Charleston-- 901 00:35:45,918 --> 00:35:47,786 Meeting Street Academies-- where you're seeing 902 00:35:47,887 --> 00:35:49,955 for less than half 903 00:35:50,055 --> 00:35:53,092 of the current student, uh, expenditures, 904 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:56,262 you can get high-quality education 905 00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,831 for the average student 906 00:35:58,931 --> 00:36:02,134 in the average place without privatizing it. 907 00:36:02,234 --> 00:36:05,471 And, oh, by the way, I still-- I still support all choice. 908 00:36:05,571 --> 00:36:08,140 I mean, whatever it takes to improve education, I'm for. 909 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,609 -All choice? Whoa! -Hold on, sorry, sorry. 910 00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:12,678 -I'm-I'm not gonna clip that. -(cheering, applause) 911 00:36:12,778 --> 00:36:14,547 -I'm not going to clip that. -In education. In education. 912 00:36:14,647 --> 00:36:16,382 -I know where you stand. I know where you stand. -Yes, yes. 913 00:36:16,482 --> 00:36:18,651 -Um, before I let you go, there-there is-- -Trevor, 914 00:36:18,751 --> 00:36:20,452 -you're-you're pretty good at this job. -Thank you. 915 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:21,921 -Thank you. -That's-- And-and your-- 916 00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:23,189 No, and I appreciate you coming, I really do. 917 00:36:23,289 --> 00:36:25,624 And you're discerning in your hearing 918 00:36:25,724 --> 00:36:27,259 and you're directional in your questions. 919 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,395 -I like this. Yeah, you-- -I try, I try. Um... 920 00:36:29,495 --> 00:36:32,331 -I understand. -It's, um, you know... 921 00:36:32,431 --> 00:36:34,433 what I do enjoy in the book is that 922 00:36:34,533 --> 00:36:36,468 it reminds me that you are a human being. 923 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,537 I don't-I don't need to agree with you on everything 924 00:36:38,637 --> 00:36:40,472 to believe that you are a human being. 925 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,174 -And you talk about that in the book, you talk about -Right. 926 00:36:42,274 --> 00:36:44,276 the way people see you, um, 927 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,245 the way you see people you don't agree with. 928 00:36:46,345 --> 00:36:48,781 One of the more, um, touching parts of your book 929 00:36:48,881 --> 00:36:50,382 is when you talk about going with your grandfather 930 00:36:50,482 --> 00:36:52,418 to-- for him to vote. 931 00:36:52,518 --> 00:36:55,087 -And this was for him to vote for-- -2008. 932 00:36:55,187 --> 00:36:56,522 -Yeah, 2008. -Oh, yeah. 933 00:36:56,622 --> 00:36:59,258 -And he was going to vote for Barack Obama. -Absolutely. 934 00:36:59,358 --> 00:37:02,061 And one of the volunteers at the polling station 935 00:37:02,161 --> 00:37:05,931 didn't trust that you would, like, let him vote. 936 00:37:06,065 --> 00:37:07,900 'Cause your grandfather couldn't read, is that correct? 937 00:37:08,067 --> 00:37:09,134 Correct. Yeah, so, 938 00:37:09,235 --> 00:37:12,538 it's-it's one of the most touching stories 939 00:37:12,638 --> 00:37:15,774 about my grandfather I could ever share. Uh... 940 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:19,512 going back to 1921, fast forward in 2008, 941 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:22,815 thinking about a Black man born in the deep south 942 00:37:22,915 --> 00:37:26,585 -Mm-hmm. -with very, very few rights, if any at all... 943 00:37:26,685 --> 00:37:28,320 living long enough 944 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:32,024 to see this country evolve far enough 945 00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:35,694 for the possibility of an African American 946 00:37:35,794 --> 00:37:38,664 being elected president of the United States. 947 00:37:38,764 --> 00:37:42,601 It was something he could not 948 00:37:42,701 --> 00:37:44,370 comprehend or imagine. 949 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:46,839 So, I-I take him to vote, as I-as I always have. 950 00:37:46,939 --> 00:37:48,307 We're walking into the voting booth, 951 00:37:48,407 --> 00:37:50,075 and because he can't read, 952 00:37:50,176 --> 00:37:52,311 I always went in to the booth with him, 953 00:37:52,411 --> 00:37:53,946 which is the way that we do it, 954 00:37:54,046 --> 00:37:56,415 and-and the young lady at the counter didn't think, 955 00:37:56,515 --> 00:38:00,386 me being a Republican, I'm gonna honor my grandfather's wishes. 956 00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:03,489 And-and I just thought to myself, "How sad is it 957 00:38:03,589 --> 00:38:07,426 that what she thinks of the human condition is so off?" 958 00:38:07,526 --> 00:38:10,296 But my grandfather, having 100% faith in me said, 959 00:38:10,396 --> 00:38:13,632 "Lady, please and thank you. Shut up." 960 00:38:13,732 --> 00:38:15,601 -And we went in there together. -"This is my grandson." 961 00:38:15,701 --> 00:38:17,403 Yeah, exactly. And so I said, "Grandaddy, I want you- 962 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,605 I want you-- I want you to memorize"-- 963 00:38:19,705 --> 00:38:21,907 my grandfather had a, almost a photographic memory-- 964 00:38:22,074 --> 00:38:24,443 -Right. -I said, "I want you to-- 'Barack Obama.' 965 00:38:24,543 --> 00:38:26,478 "I want you to remember those words, 966 00:38:26,579 --> 00:38:28,914 "so when you see it on TV, you know who you voted for. 967 00:38:29,081 --> 00:38:31,083 -I love that. -"There will never be any question on who-- 968 00:38:31,150 --> 00:38:33,185 what you did." And so he said, "Okay, Timmy." 969 00:38:33,285 --> 00:38:35,855 He calls me Timmy. And so we push the button and I said, 970 00:38:35,955 --> 00:38:37,256 "Okay, Granddad, I you to hit the 'vote' button-- 971 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:40,626 the big green button." And the-- And walking out there, 972 00:38:40,726 --> 00:38:42,761 getting in the car... 973 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:45,097 I've seen my grandfather cry twice. 974 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:49,101 Once was when my grandmother died, April 29, 2001. 975 00:38:49,168 --> 00:38:52,104 And the second time was having the privilege 976 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:56,208 and the responsibility of electing President Barack Obama. 977 00:38:56,308 --> 00:38:58,911 (applause) 978 00:38:59,011 --> 00:39:01,814 It's a really, really fantastic book, 979 00:39:01,914 --> 00:39:04,149 because I think it gives, uh, so much more complexity 980 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,651 to who you are as a man. Thank you for joining me 981 00:39:05,751 --> 00:39:06,852 -on the show. -Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. 982 00:39:06,952 --> 00:39:09,121 I appreciate you. Not everyone comes here 983 00:39:09,154 --> 00:39:11,123 and chats with me. So I always appreciate you. 984 00:39:11,190 --> 00:39:12,858 -Thank you for coming here. -Thank you, really. 985 00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:15,060 Senator Scott's book America: A Redemption Story, 986 00:39:15,127 --> 00:39:17,630 is available right now. Stay tuned, 'cause when we come back, 987 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,164 Nathalie Emmanuel will be joining me on the show. 988 00:39:19,265 --> 00:39:21,200 Don't go away. Thank you very much, sir. 989 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,335 (cheering, applause) 990 00:39:26,856 --> 00:39:28,891 (cheering and applause) 991 00:39:31,193 --> 00:39:32,395 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 992 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,063 My next guest 993 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:36,332 is Emmy-nominated actor Nathalie Emmanuel. 994 00:39:36,432 --> 00:39:38,834 She's here to talk about starring in the new film 995 00:39:38,934 --> 00:39:40,369 The Invitation. 996 00:39:40,469 --> 00:39:43,472 So, where are the bride and groom? 997 00:39:43,572 --> 00:39:45,207 (chuckles softly) 998 00:39:45,307 --> 00:39:47,076 Mmm. 999 00:39:48,778 --> 00:39:52,548 Our four families have served each other for generations. 1000 00:39:52,648 --> 00:39:53,949 But as you all know, 1001 00:39:54,049 --> 00:39:56,786 there has been someone missing from this table. 1002 00:39:56,886 --> 00:40:00,723 Tonight, that once-broken bond will be renewed. 1003 00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:04,727 When Evelyn Alexander and I are wed. 1004 00:40:04,827 --> 00:40:07,563 (cheering and applause) 1005 00:40:07,663 --> 00:40:09,832 Refreshments, please. 1006 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:13,035 (gasping) 1007 00:40:13,135 --> 00:40:15,638 Please welcome Nathalie Emmanuel! 1008 00:40:15,738 --> 00:40:17,773 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 1009 00:40:32,955 --> 00:40:34,123 Nathalie Emmanuel, 1010 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,258 welcome back to The Daily Show. 1011 00:40:36,358 --> 00:40:37,593 -Welcome in person. -Thank you. 1012 00:40:37,693 --> 00:40:39,028 -In person. -Because the first thing I have to say 1013 00:40:39,128 --> 00:40:40,229 is congratulations, 1014 00:40:40,329 --> 00:40:42,198 because the last time we spoke was virtually... 1015 00:40:42,298 --> 00:40:43,699 -Yes. -...and that's when you were doing, uh... 1016 00:40:43,799 --> 00:40:45,000 the new show was Die Hart 1017 00:40:45,101 --> 00:40:46,402 -with Kevin Hart, right? -That's right. That's right. 1018 00:40:46,502 --> 00:40:48,571 -Yeah. -And since then, you got nominated for an Emmy 1019 00:40:48,671 --> 00:40:50,606 -for that role, so congratulations. -Thank you. 1020 00:40:50,706 --> 00:40:52,641 (cheering and applause) 1021 00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,610 Thank you so much. 1022 00:40:54,710 --> 00:40:56,412 It feels like your-your journey has just been-- 1023 00:40:56,512 --> 00:40:57,646 You know? It's just on the up. 1024 00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:59,248 You're enjoying yourself, whether it's comedy, 1025 00:40:59,348 --> 00:41:01,183 whether it's drama, whether it's whatever-- 1026 00:41:01,283 --> 00:41:03,586 -This is, like, a thriller. It's... -It's a thriller/horror. 1027 00:41:03,686 --> 00:41:05,821 -Yeah, it's-it's terrifying. -Yes. 1028 00:41:05,988 --> 00:41:07,990 Um, I'm-- You know, I like to challenge myself 1029 00:41:08,057 --> 00:41:10,359 and try my hand at everything. 1030 00:41:10,459 --> 00:41:11,894 Watching this movie, I was like, 1031 00:41:11,994 --> 00:41:14,830 "This is a terrible mistake that your character has made." 1032 00:41:14,997 --> 00:41:15,998 Because we saw a little bit in the clip. 1033 00:41:16,065 --> 00:41:17,767 She goes to, like, f-- you know, like, 1034 00:41:17,867 --> 00:41:18,768 -a lavish event in England... -Yeah, like, 1035 00:41:18,868 --> 00:41:20,770 a destination wedding 1036 00:41:20,870 --> 00:41:24,240 -with a long-lost relative who is a stranger. -Yes. 1037 00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:26,709 Um, and goes alone. 1038 00:41:26,809 --> 00:41:28,711 I mean, no. 1039 00:41:28,811 --> 00:41:30,312 Like, that was her first mistake. 1040 00:41:30,413 --> 00:41:32,281 -(laughs) -(laughs) So... 1041 00:41:32,381 --> 00:41:34,250 I so-- I always joke that, um, 1042 00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:35,851 if it was me in the situation, 1043 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,987 that movie would have ended in the scene with, 1044 00:41:38,087 --> 00:41:40,356 um, my best friend who's like, "Are you gonna go meet him?" 1045 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:43,025 And we'd be like, "Nah." 1046 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,294 And-- 'Cause, no, like... 1047 00:41:45,394 --> 00:41:48,431 -Yeah. -If I got invited to a long-lost relative's event 1048 00:41:48,531 --> 00:41:51,367 and I get there and then it's a bunch of people wearing masks 1049 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:53,202 pulling out knives, I'd be like, "Yeah, this did not go 1050 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:54,703 -"as I intended. -Yeah. 1051 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:55,771 This-this is not it." 1052 00:41:55,871 --> 00:41:57,440 What-what I also found interesting was 1053 00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:00,176 you are playing an American in-in the movie 1054 00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:02,778 -but then everyone in-in-- is English. -Else is British. Yeah. 1055 00:42:02,878 --> 00:42:04,847 W-- Is that-- is that, like, super weird for you? 1056 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,982 'Cause it's like you-you're English playing an American 1057 00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:08,984 with English people. Do you find that there's, like, 1058 00:42:09,085 --> 00:42:10,853 parts of Nathalie that change? Like, are there... 1059 00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:11,987 -For sure. -Is, like-- Are there things, like, 1060 00:42:12,054 --> 00:42:13,089 American Nathalie does 1061 00:42:13,189 --> 00:42:15,624 that English Nathalie would never do? 1062 00:42:15,725 --> 00:42:19,695 Um, I think American Nathalie is probably a little more-- 1063 00:42:19,795 --> 00:42:21,697 She's probably a little louder, to be honest. 1064 00:42:21,797 --> 00:42:23,065 A little louder? 1065 00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,000 Yeah, like, I don't mean that to sound, like, negative. 1066 00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:26,435 -Like, um... -No, no, no, it's fine. You've said it. 1067 00:42:26,535 --> 00:42:28,471 -Americans are loud. You've said it now, Nathalie! -No, but... 1068 00:42:28,571 --> 00:42:31,574 -You've said it now, Nathalie! -(cheering) 1069 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,509 But we love that. I love that. 1070 00:42:33,609 --> 00:42:35,544 Um, I think that sometimes, like, 1071 00:42:35,644 --> 00:42:38,214 -my "Britishness," you know, often it's like, -Yes. 1072 00:42:38,314 --> 00:42:40,950 -you know, keep it sort of-- -Yes, of course. 1073 00:42:40,983 --> 00:42:42,418 -Uh-huh, yeah. -Yeah. Exactly. And so-- 1074 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,654 And I think there's a freedom that comes with that accent 1075 00:42:45,755 --> 00:42:48,290 and the-- I see with Americans, like, they have 1076 00:42:48,391 --> 00:42:49,692 no problem expressing themselves, 1077 00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:52,128 expressing their opinions, and I love that. 1078 00:42:52,228 --> 00:42:53,462 -I wish I had more of that. -I know what you mean. 1079 00:42:53,562 --> 00:42:56,165 -Yes. -So, I tried to adopt it myself, 1080 00:42:56,265 --> 00:42:57,967 -Not always successfully, but, yeah. -No, I think 1081 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,735 -you do a great job of it. I-I loved seeing it -Thank you. 1082 00:42:59,835 --> 00:43:01,103 in the character. I loved seeing how you changed. 1083 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:03,272 W-W-- Before I let you go, there's one change 1084 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,641 that we have to speak about, and that's your hair. 1085 00:43:05,741 --> 00:43:07,810 -Yeah. -Right? It looks gorgeous. 1086 00:43:07,977 --> 00:43:09,812 -(cheering, applause) -Thank you. 1087 00:43:09,979 --> 00:43:12,047 -Thank you so much. -I-I saw the video 1088 00:43:12,148 --> 00:43:14,984 -of you cutting your hair, and it was really emotional. -Yeah. 1089 00:43:15,017 --> 00:43:18,220 -It was so emotional. -Because we've known you 1090 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,990 with your hair for so long, it's become a part of you, 1091 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,591 and people have even come up to you and said, like, 1092 00:43:22,691 --> 00:43:24,326 "Thank you so much for having natural hair 1093 00:43:24,427 --> 00:43:27,396 on-on a TV show," and it-- Like, 1094 00:43:27,496 --> 00:43:29,465 what-what made you decide, "You know what, I'm gonna cut it"? 1095 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,233 -And not for a role, by the way. Just for yourself. -No. 1096 00:43:31,333 --> 00:43:34,503 It was for me. Um, I think it had taken-- 1097 00:43:34,603 --> 00:43:36,539 I-- For many years, I wanted to cut my hair, 1098 00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:39,942 and I always found a reason not to, 1099 00:43:39,975 --> 00:43:41,977 and I think some of it was fear. 1100 00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:45,648 Some of it was like, oh, um, you know, to be-- 1101 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:48,350 what is femininity or beauty or whatever? 1102 00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:50,820 Like, often we're kind of taught that you have to have long hair 1103 00:43:50,953 --> 00:43:55,257 and it has to be a certain way, and-- and I think I'd, um... 1104 00:43:55,357 --> 00:43:57,426 Also, like, there was a real pride 1105 00:43:57,526 --> 00:44:00,529 -in not changing my hair, um, for the screen -Right. 1106 00:44:00,629 --> 00:44:03,232 and on red carpets and doing, you know, glamorous looks 1107 00:44:03,332 --> 00:44:05,101 with my natural texture, and, you know, 1108 00:44:05,201 --> 00:44:07,002 hair discrimination, all of that. 1109 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:09,371 It was a real kind of defiance that was in my hair 1110 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:11,440 and a celebration that was in my hair. 1111 00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:16,145 And so, when I decided to cut it, I wanted to just shed it. 1112 00:44:16,245 --> 00:44:19,982 I wanted to let go of all the sort of complex feelings, 1113 00:44:20,015 --> 00:44:21,851 but, you know, start fresh. 1114 00:44:21,984 --> 00:44:24,220 -And to be honest, -You did a great job. 1115 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,621 -I love it. -It looks good. 1116 00:44:25,721 --> 00:44:27,256 -Congratulations to you. -Thank you. 1117 00:44:27,356 --> 00:44:30,159 You've inspired me. Now... 1118 00:44:30,259 --> 00:44:32,795 Now, maybe... I'm not-I'm not gonna cut it, 1119 00:44:32,928 --> 00:44:34,263 but maybe I'll come to the show with corn rows. 1120 00:44:34,363 --> 00:44:36,399 Maybe, you never know. I might switch things up. 1121 00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:37,967 -You've-you've inspired me, now. -I mean, you've been doing-- 1122 00:44:38,067 --> 00:44:39,268 -You've been mixing it up. -Yeah, but I might-- 1123 00:44:39,368 --> 00:44:40,936 now I might, like, just do, like, a whole-- 1124 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,072 -You never know. -Like a whole thing. 1125 00:44:43,172 --> 00:44:45,941 Just like a-- You know? I don't know. 1126 00:44:46,008 --> 00:44:47,309 I still like it for now. Nathalie, thank you so much 1127 00:44:47,410 --> 00:44:48,344 -for joining me on the show. -Thank you so much. 1128 00:44:48,444 --> 00:44:50,513 Absolute pleasure seeing you again. 1129 00:44:50,613 --> 00:44:52,381 Make sure to watch The Invitation. 1130 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,216 It's gonna be exclusively in theaters on August 26. 1131 00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:56,285 Nathalie Emmanuel, everybody. We're gonna take a quick break, 1132 00:44:56,385 --> 00:44:57,953 but we'll be right back after this. 1133 00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:00,056 -Thank you again. -(cheering, applause) 1134 00:45:06,129 --> 00:45:08,164 (cheering, applause) 1135 00:45:10,033 --> 00:45:12,201 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 1136 00:45:12,301 --> 00:45:16,072 please consider supporting Jhpiego. 1137 00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:17,573 Right? 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