1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,236 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,570 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York city, 3 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,508 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:11,044 Tonight: They really got him, again. 5 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,881 The GOAT hangs it up. 6 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:17,117 And Idris Elba. 7 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:20,787 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 8 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,923 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 9 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:38,205 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show. 10 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:40,440 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,944 Thank you for coming out in person. Wow. 12 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,180 Boy, you guys are electric. This is great. 13 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,948 This is great. This is amazing. All right, take a seat, 14 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,684 take a seat. Take a seat. We-we got to go, we got to go. 15 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,053 We have a jam-packed show for you tonight. 16 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,122 Serena Williams is breaking up with tennis, 17 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,858 London is telling its art to go back to Africa, 18 00:00:57,958 --> 00:01:01,061 and you'll never guess which bureau of investigation 19 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,596 paid Donald Trump a visit. 20 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:06,133 Plus, here to talk about his brand-new movie 21 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,768 where he fights a lion, 22 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,703 Idris Elba is our guest tonight. 23 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,738 -(cheering, applause) -Put your tops back on, ladies, 24 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,707 put your tops back on! Let's do this, people. 25 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,709 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 26 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,978 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,718 Okay, all right. Before we get into the big story 28 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,520 that everyone is talking about, 29 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,655 let's catch up on a few other things 30 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,424 that are going on in the news. 31 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:34,328 First up, a London museum with an extensive collection 32 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,431 of sculptures stolen from Africa in the 19th century 33 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:41,401 has agreed to return the artworks to Nigeria. 34 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,204 (cheering, applause) 35 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,940 Now, that's good. 36 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,109 But it's not good enough. Yeah. 37 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:52,212 England kept Africa's artifacts for 100 years. 38 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,147 As a penalty, they should let Africa 39 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,383 keep something of theirs, yeah. 40 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:59,152 We'll take two Benedict Cumberbatches and the queen. 41 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,555 Just gonna keep them for a while, you know? 42 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,390 In entertainment news, Hollywood has announced 43 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,393 a, uh, production of a live-action 44 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,262 Pac-Man movie. 45 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,764 -(audience groans) -Yeah. Oh, no, you-you-- 46 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,166 I see your doubts, but it already has Oscar buzz. 47 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,568 And the script is really beautiful. 48 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,770 I got, uh, a copy of it right here. 49 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:19,072 Really, really, really powerful. 50 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,141 Um, this is Pac-Man's lines. Uh, 51 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,111 "Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa. Boop! 52 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:27,614 Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa. Bew, bew, bew, bew." 53 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:31,718 Powerful stuff. Uh... 54 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,188 And, of course, in today's major sports news, 55 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,722 Serena Williams has announced that 56 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,724 she will be retiring from tennis 57 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,961 after the U.S. Open next month. Yeah. 58 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,796 And this is bad news for Serena fans, 59 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,365 but great news for me. 60 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:46,733 Uh, because, as we all know, she was the only thing 61 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,736 standing between me and Wimbledon, and now... 62 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,538 Well, also the fact that I can't really play tennis. 63 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,842 But now I win! All right, let's move on, people, 64 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,610 to the big news story of the day. 65 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,946 In fact, one of the biggest news stories 66 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:02,583 of any day, ever. 67 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,953 Former president Donald "Jailbird" Trump 68 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:09,289 got a visit from the FBI. 69 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,925 Tonight, breaking news: former president Donald Trump, 70 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:15,128 saying the FBI has raided his Mar-a-Lago resort. 71 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:18,632 Mr. Trump saying a short time ago that the FBI 72 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,834 has carried out an unannounced raid 73 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,569 at his home at the Florida club, 74 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:25,372 and that they even broke into his safe. 75 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,941 NEWSMAN: Boxes and boxes of documents have been seized 76 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,844 from former president Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago home 77 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:34,414 after the FBI conducted a wide-ranging search. 78 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:37,317 This may be the most politically explosive raid 79 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,419 ever undertaken by the FBI. 80 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,222 Something that has not happened before in American history, 81 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,091 so just take that in for just a second. 82 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,326 It doesn't get any more significant than this. 83 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,395 It's not just aggressive, this is unprecedented. 84 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:49,863 Absolutely unprecedented. 85 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,732 Unbelievable, I mean, stunning. 86 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,867 Oh, my God. 87 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:59,907 The FBI raided Donald Trump's house in Mar-a-Lago. 88 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,310 The FBI, people, raided a former president's house. 89 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,345 This is huge! 90 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:08,048 This is bigger than when the Feds investigated 91 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:11,318 Bill Clinton for doing mouth stuff with that saxophone. 92 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,354 And by the way, by the way, this raid, 93 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:18,091 just so you know, has nothing to do with January 6 94 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:21,361 or tax fraud or giving the White House plumber PTSD. 95 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,665 No, apparently, apparently this investigation 96 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:29,069 is about Trump taking classified documents from the White House. 97 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,938 And-and honestly, you know, I'm amazed 98 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,907 that Trump has time for all of this crime. 99 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,209 Like, at any moment, at any moment 100 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,410 Trump's got a crime that he's covering up, 101 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:37,744 he's got a crime that he's doing now, 102 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,079 he's got a crime that he's plotting for the future. 103 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,782 He's like the Steve Harvey but of crimes, you know? 104 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,150 Every day I'm like, 105 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,385 "Does he have the same hours in the day as me? 106 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:48,322 He gets so much done." 107 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:52,159 Now, if you'll remember, if you'll remember, 108 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:54,628 earlier this year the Feds already had to go down 109 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,731 to Mar-a-Lago and take back 15 boxes of documents 110 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,800 that Trump wasn't supposed to have, 111 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,835 but apparently they think there's more 112 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,504 hidden on the property. 113 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,739 All right? And I believe that. I believe that, too. 114 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,407 I mean, like, Trump's not gonna keep records 115 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,577 in a filing cabinet like a normal person. 116 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,146 This is the same dude who buried his ex-wife on a golf course. 117 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:14,515 I mean, think about that. 118 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,783 And, yes, it is totally unprecedented for the FBI 119 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,453 to raid the home of a former president. 120 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:23,090 That is true. That has never happened in American history. 121 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:27,261 But don't forget, Donald Trump has also never happened 122 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,263 in American history. 123 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,365 (cheering and applause) 124 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:34,201 Everything is an anomaly with this man. 125 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:37,070 I mean, like, why do you think a book from one of his staffers 126 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,605 comes out every single week? 127 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,841 Because every single person he interacts with is like, 128 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:44,178 "Yo, have I got a (bleep) up story for you." 129 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,482 And wouldn't it be weird if this is the thing 130 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,484 that takes Trump down? 131 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,419 We thought it would be something like conspiracy 132 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,288 or bribery or blackmail. 133 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:58,358 But, no, Trump's got busted for taking work home with him? 134 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,361 What a nerd. 135 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,233 Now, obviously President Trump recognizes 136 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,869 the gravity of the situation, which is why he has refrained 137 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,171 from comment while the legal process is... 138 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,841 No, I'm joking with you, come on. 139 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,710 The guy released a statement immediately, immediately. 140 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,112 He read... 141 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,672 "What's the difference?" 142 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,208 I love that, even while he's complaining, 143 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,210 he slips in that the thing is beautiful. 144 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:54,081 "How could they do this to my beautiful home?" 145 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,518 -Also... -(applause and cheering) 146 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,753 Also... 147 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:03,624 this is completely different from Watergate. All right? 148 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,692 For one thing, the guys breaking into Watergate 149 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,227 didn't need to clean old ketchup stains 150 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,229 off the documents but the other big thing, 151 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:12,099 the other difference is that the raid was legal. 152 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,401 All right? It was approved by a federal judge, 153 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,504 approved by the head of the FBI, who, by the way, 154 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:21,441 was appointed by Donald Trump himself 155 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,044 after he got rid of, like, 17 other heads of the FBI. 156 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,281 Because they didn't want to do crimes with Donald Trump. 157 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:32,452 So now, the big mystery is what did the FBI find? 158 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,688 Well, according to Donald Trump's third-favorite son, 159 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:38,458 the only thing the FBI took was his heart. 160 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:41,328 What could they possibly think existed 161 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,630 inside of Mar-a-Lago in a box 162 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,166 that was taken from the White House 163 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,469 that-that was so damaging that the FBI director 164 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,805 and the Attorney General of the United States 165 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:55,475 would-would have to raid a former president's residence, 166 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,512 uh, and grab everything out of there? 167 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,247 I don't know. They'll probably find a note from me 168 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,582 telling him how proud I am of him 169 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,116 and what a great job he was doing as president. 170 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:04,751 They might find some pictures of my kids. 171 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,687 Maybe some nice, you know, headlines. 172 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,655 Uh, maybe a nice note from you, Sean. 173 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:11,191 -Oh, Eric. -(laughter) 174 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:14,294 You silly, silly man. 175 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,764 Did daddy tell you that's where your letters to him go? 176 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,367 Hmm? Hidden away somewhere safe. 177 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,703 (as Trump): They're just too important to show anybody 178 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,538 or acknowledge in any way, Eric. 179 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:28,041 That's why I locked them up right next to my wedding ring. 180 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,810 That's what I do. 181 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,845 (normal voice): Now, aside from the boxes that they took, 182 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:35,315 the FBI also looked inside Trump's safe, 183 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,951 which is very dramatic. 184 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,654 Like, because, apparently, they had to break into it. 185 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,756 All right? So now you're like, "How did they do it? 186 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,157 "Did-did they blow it open 187 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:47,327 or did they just correctly guess the code 6969?" 188 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,829 -I-I... -(laughter) 189 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:52,266 Honest I... I'd be surprised. 190 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,600 I would actually be surprised 191 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,837 if they found White House documents in Trump's safe. 192 00:08:56,937 --> 00:09:01,441 Because a safe is where you keep your most-prized possessions. 193 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,709 Yeah. 194 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,012 So, in my head, searching through Trump's safe 195 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,248 would probably go a lot more like this. 196 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:12,286 All right, guys, let's see what we have in here. All right. 197 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,687 My God. 198 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:17,658 The entire safe is just filled with McRib after McRib. 199 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,593 This is... this is... 200 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,295 They're stacked on top of each other. 201 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,930 This is... I don't even understand. 202 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,199 It's an unventilated safe. Who would do this? 203 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:26,400 Wait, wait, wait, hold on. 204 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,268 There-there's a secret panel in the bottom. 205 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,736 I think we found it. We just found... 206 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,773 Nope, another McRib, boys. Another McRib. 207 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,609 -Now... -(applause and cheering) 208 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,312 you might be wondering... 209 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,113 you might be wondering, 210 00:09:40,214 --> 00:09:42,049 isn't this an extremely explosive situation 211 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,383 for the United States? 212 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,185 Yes, it is. It is. 213 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,654 You don't want to let a former president get away with crimes, 214 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,324 right, because nobody in America is above the law. 215 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,925 All right? Except corporations and rich people 216 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,594 and police and celebrities sometimes. 217 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,430 But aside from them, nobody is above the law. 218 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:59,333 But at the same time, even the perception 219 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,435 that the Justice Department is being used 220 00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:03,036 to go after your political opponents, 221 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,439 that could erode people's trust in government. 222 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:08,475 So it's a really tricky situation. 223 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,844 And the only thing we can do is wait 224 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:14,915 and see how the investigation unfolds. 225 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:18,218 Or, if you're Fox News, you can just freak out right now. 226 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,820 This is an abomination. 227 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,221 This is gestapo crap. 228 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,558 It's probably the worst day in the history of the FBI. 229 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,127 This is a wake-up call for those in congress 230 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,463 to be able to use the tools at their disposal 231 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,231 to defund the FBI, 232 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,767 dismantle the FBI into a thousand bits. 233 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,570 Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene simply tweeting, 234 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,071 -"Defund the FBI!" -(laughter, whooping) 235 00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:39,973 If this is what they're able to do 236 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,942 to the former president of the United States, 237 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,844 think about what they could do to you, 238 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,146 to anybody in America. 239 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,716 The real target of this investigation isn't Trump. 240 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,119 The real target of this investigation is you. 241 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,488 Do we have a j-- dual justice system in America? 242 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,723 Is there equal justice under the law? 243 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,459 I am deathly afraid for Donald Trump. 244 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:02,329 I would not put assassination 245 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,797 -behind these people. -(groaning) 246 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,065 We're entering a... (stammers) 247 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,234 basically, a Venezuelan, 248 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,804 Zimbabwean, East German-style banana republic 249 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,639 in which the law doesn't matter. 250 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,442 This is some third-world bullshit right here. 251 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,111 Let me say it again: third-world bullshit. 252 00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:20,380 All right, first of all, 253 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,084 as someone from the third world, 254 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,353 maybe leave us out of your shit for once, huh? 255 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,622 -How 'bout that? How 'bout that? -(cheering and applause) 256 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,391 "This is some third-world bullshit right here. 257 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,426 This is some..." 258 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,760 Every time, 259 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,963 every time Americans want to call something in America 260 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,764 that-that's corrupt, all of a sudden, they're like, 261 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,333 "Oh, this is third-world bullshit." 262 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,168 My man, at what point do you realize 263 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,402 that it's happening here? 264 00:11:42,503 --> 00:11:44,404 It's you. It's you. 265 00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:46,507 (cheering and applause) 266 00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:48,342 Bad things only happen in other countries? 267 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:49,977 When it's here, it's still happening in another country? 268 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,679 In fact, when something happens in the actual third world, 269 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,414 yeah, these days, America's gotten so bad, 270 00:11:54,515 --> 00:11:56,116 people in Africa are like, "Are you kidding me? 271 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,352 "This is just like America! Ah, no. 272 00:11:58,452 --> 00:11:59,753 "This place is turning into America! 273 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,154 "What are we doing here, huh? 274 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:02,489 What are we doing?" 275 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,057 -(applause) -(chuckles) 276 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,294 But I do get what Super Karen is saying. 277 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,062 If the FBI... 278 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,664 if the FBI is gonna go after Trump 279 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,066 for stealing classified documents from the White House, 280 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,502 then what's to stop them from going after you 281 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,906 when you steal classified documents from the White House? 282 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,407 Is that the country we want to live in, 283 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,808 where anyone can be investigated 284 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,644 just for the crime of doing crimes? 285 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,779 I don't think so! 286 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,515 -(cheering and applause) -I don't think so. 287 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,654 And, you know... 288 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,122 all of this just shows you, 289 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,390 it all just, like... 290 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,325 you just get a moment to savor is how amazing, 291 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:42,729 how quickly MAGA world turns on law enforcement 292 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,666 and America as a whole whenever it suits them, 293 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,334 whenever things go against them. 294 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,269 Huh? All of a sudden. 295 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,271 Marjorie Taylor Greene posting a photo 296 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,408 of an upside-down American flag after this raid happened. 297 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,410 Yeah. Oh, I thought respecting the flag 298 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:57,845 was the most important thing in the world. 299 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,415 Colin Kaepernick is probably kneeling in his grave right now. 300 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:02,716 All of these people complaining. 301 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,251 What happened to "If you don't like what's happening 302 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,053 in America, why don't you just leave?" 303 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,221 What happened to that, huh? 304 00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:08,856 And a-all-all of these-- all of these years-- 305 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,324 what has it been, two years now?-- 306 00:13:10,424 --> 00:13:12,659 of people saying, "'Defund the police' 307 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,495 is like the N-word for law enforcement." 308 00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:18,065 Yes, but let the FBI take two boxes from Mar-a-Lago 309 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,800 and, all of a sudden, these same people are like, 310 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,269 "Take that thin blue line and shove it up your ass! 311 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,404 "Defund the FBI! 312 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,373 Defund the cops!" 313 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,608 (applause) 314 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,776 Same people. Same people. 315 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,612 Where's law enforcement now? 316 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,481 You know what we need to start for conservatives? 317 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,584 We need to start a... like, a game show called Who's Woke Now? 318 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,653 That's what we should call it. (chuckles) Yeah. 319 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,555 Just, like, bring in-- "Our first contestant is Sean Hannity 320 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,491 who says now, 'There are two justice systems in America. 321 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,628 "It's not fair.' Oh, who's woke now, Sean? 322 00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:49,363 "You just won yourself an afro pick. 323 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:50,931 Congratulations, brother." 324 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,200 (laughter, applause) 325 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,303 Look, we don't know... 326 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,438 we don't know what this raid will reveal. 327 00:13:58,539 --> 00:13:59,840 We don't even know 328 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,109 if Donald Trump has actually done anything wrong. 329 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,546 But what it has exposed is that this whole MAGA crowd-- 330 00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,714 they're only pro-law enforcement, 331 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,050 they're only pro-law enforcement 332 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,052 -when the law is not enforcing them. -WOMAN: Yeah! 333 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,054 -(applause) -All right, that's it for the headlines, 334 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,056 but before we go, let's check in on the traffic 335 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,492 with our very own Roy Wood Jr., everybody! 336 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:19,927 (applause and cheering) 337 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,663 -What's up, man? -What's going on with traffic, Roy? 338 00:14:22,763 --> 00:14:24,064 -What's going on? -Good to see you. 339 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,500 Yeah, yeah. We'll get to the traffic in a second, man. 340 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,835 -Okay. -But I just want to ask you a couple... 341 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,837 We got... we got Idris Elba. 342 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,872 -Idris Elba's going to be on here tonight. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 343 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,407 -(applause and cheering) -Now, but I have a question for you. 344 00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:34,975 -Yeah. -I have a question for you about Idris 345 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,343 'cause he got the movie where he... 346 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,178 you know, he punches a lion in the face or whatever. 347 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,780 -Yeah, he's fighting a lion. -Okay. 348 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,450 Why is the lion not here to give his side of the story? 349 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,118 Why are you only talking to Idris? 350 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,787 We don't know what the dude... Idris might have done something 351 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,090 to the lion is all I'm saying. 352 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,892 What's happening in the traffic, Roy? 353 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,961 -(laughter) -Okay, we're just going to blow past that? 354 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,096 Okay, that's fine. No. Oh. You know what? 355 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,831 Real quick, real quick, before I get to traffic. 356 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,234 And, look, we don't have time. Just real quick. 357 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,503 I just want to make sure I take a moment before I start traffic 358 00:15:02,603 --> 00:15:04,438 to tell Serena Williams, 359 00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:07,474 thank you for sharing your gift with America. 360 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,543 Thank you for sharing your gift with the world. 361 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,545 -(applause and cheering) -You are an inspiration 362 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,047 to so many people. 363 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,050 And I just think it's very important that we say that... 364 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,852 -I agree. -...and that we get that out of the way 'cause, 365 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,355 you know, Serena getting ready to hang up her racket 366 00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:23,423 and sneakers. I don't know. What do they do in tennis? 367 00:15:23,524 --> 00:15:24,958 -Which one do they hang up? -I don't know. 368 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,194 -I actually don't know. -I don't know, but it's just, 369 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,662 -we can't blow past that. -Yeah. Yeah. 370 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,163 'Cause what Serena did, man-- 371 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,099 this is once-in-a-lifetime level domination. 372 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,701 -We're talking four gold medals... -Mm-hmm. 373 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,803 ...23 individual, like, singles Grand Slams. 374 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,872 -(applause and cheering) -And if you count doubles... 375 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:43,544 -If you're counting doubles, 37 total Grand Slam. -Wow. 376 00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:45,546 And over the course of her career, 377 00:15:45,646 --> 00:15:49,416 Serena Williams made 92 white women cry in public. 378 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,319 -(laughter, applause) -92! 379 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,555 (Noah laughs) 380 00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,657 A lot of white women. 381 00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:59,893 Serena was whooping them white women's ass and, like... 382 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,895 And tennis-tennis is messed up 'cause, like, 383 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,330 Serena whupped your ass, and then you got 384 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,033 to stay out there with her while she get her trophy. 385 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,035 Serena-- pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. 386 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,603 And then, that white girl be sniffling. 387 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,305 (imitates whimpering) 388 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,706 Holding the damn trophy like that. 389 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,641 Foreign white women, too. These are tough women. 390 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,643 They've seen war. 391 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,913 And Serena still broke their ass down. 392 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,248 Just crying and sniffling, man. 393 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,650 And then, you can't even complain about it. 394 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,519 Serena whoop your ass, you can't go on the Internet 395 00:16:25,619 --> 00:16:27,187 and complain about it, 'cause if you go complain about it 396 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,057 on the Internet, Serena's still getting a cut of the bread, 397 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,925 'cause she own Reddit, too. 398 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,894 -That's her boss. -What? 399 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,063 That's the boss. She... 400 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,065 She married... she married the Reddit man. 401 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,600 -She married Reddit man... -Oh, well, just, uh, um... 402 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,268 ...so she get a little piece of the Reddit. 403 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,904 -Um, oh, Ohanian, right? -Yeah. Reddit Ohanian. 404 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,973 -That's what I said. That's his name. -(laughter) 405 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,175 And then, and then, also, man, you know, 406 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,378 I just think, above all, it's important that we, you know, 407 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,781 as Serena goes into whatever chapter is next for her, 408 00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:56,817 whatever she decides to do, we just hope 409 00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:59,086 that as you continue your legacy, we hope 410 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,523 that it includes continuing to make weak-ass people cry. 411 00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:04,525 (laughter, applause and cheering) 412 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:07,160 And we thank you for that. 413 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:09,263 More tears. 414 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,098 Okay. We still got time for traffic? 415 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,100 No, we don't have time for the traffic, Roy. 416 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,434 You just did a whole bunch of other things. 417 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:15,769 -We don't have time. No. -We ain't got time? 418 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,137 -You sure we ain't got time? -No, we don't. 419 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,106 -We got time. Let me just... -No, we don't have time. 420 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,041 -Roy wood Jr., everybody. -Just let-let me start. 421 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,443 You did that on purpose, man. Don't go away. 422 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,913 Idris Elba is going to be sitting right here. 423 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,681 You don't want to miss it. 424 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,816 (cheering, applause) 425 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,189 (cheering, applause) 426 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,563 Welcome back to The Daily Show. You know, 427 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,565 in today's day and age, you should think 428 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,334 hard and long before you put something on social media. 429 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,703 Because if you post something terrible 430 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:51,738 it could come back to haunt you later. 431 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,607 Or it could even make you president of the United States. 432 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,377 So, before I throw anything out online, 433 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,879 I like to run it by my closest 434 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,515 audience members of the day in a segment we call 435 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,184 Should I Post This? 436 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,319 -♪ ♪ -(cheering) 437 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,094 Okay, this is really simple. So, here's how this works. 438 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,895 I-I'm gonna show you guys, um, 439 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,330 something that I've been thinking about, 440 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,099 maybe I want to post it, and-and-- 441 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,701 and-and you'll tell me if I should post it or not. 442 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,002 You know? Just-just be honest. 443 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,838 This is random thoughts. Um, 444 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:28,007 first thought I'm thinking about posting is: 445 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,876 gyms need to have an extra room 446 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,012 for the people that scream when they work out. 447 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,148 Right? I mean, yeah, I'm glad-- 448 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,717 I'm glad that you're exorcising your demons, 449 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,352 but you need to understand that no one else in the gym 450 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,321 is having the same internal battle that you are. 451 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,057 Aah! Aah! 452 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,760 Sweat is just fat that's crying! Aah! 453 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,295 Take that shit to your therapist. 454 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,864 What do you think-- should I post it, yeah? 455 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,567 -ALL: Yeah! -Okay, all right. all right, great. 456 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,002 Oh, this is going fantastic. All right, 457 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,437 well, let's do the next one. 458 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,373 I wish I could throw up like a dog. 459 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,542 -(audience groans) -No, because I do, I do. 460 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,044 Have you ever seen, like, a dog throws up, 461 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,112 and then five minutes later, they're just chasing a ball, 462 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,614 chilling like nothing happened. 463 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,082 Meanwhile, when humans throw up, it doesn't matter 464 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,950 how-how old you are, you're still crying. 465 00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:12,419 You're like... (crying): "Oh, Mom. 466 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,288 I want my mom. I have to stay home from school." 467 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,756 (crying) 468 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,158 So should I-- should I post it? 469 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,659 AUDIENCE: No! 470 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,128 Huh. Okay. All right. See? I'm glad I asked you first. 471 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,930 Okay, uh, here's the next one. 472 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,300 "People, please stop buying vegetables at the grocery store 473 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,902 that you know you aren't gonna eat." 474 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,603 Yeah. You don't look fancy. 475 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,305 The cashier's not impressed. 476 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,240 You think the cashier's gonna be like, "Ooh, bok choy. 477 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,109 How sophisticated. Can I get your number?" 478 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,544 You know you're not gonna eat it. 479 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,145 It's just gonna end up sitting in the back of your fridge 480 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,547 until it looks like something from the Upside Down. 481 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,614 Stop doing that shit! 482 00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:42,682 Stop wasting food! 483 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,883 You think I should post it? 484 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,419 -(cheering) -All right, all right, great. 485 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,254 Okay, last one, last one. 486 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,425 "Can people please stop hiding their trash cans?" 487 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,994 Every time I go over to somebody's house 488 00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,262 and I need to throw something away, 489 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,697 it's like Mission: Impossible. 490 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,566 Huh? I'm opening cabinets. 491 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,967 I'm there looking under the sink. 492 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,602 And then they're like, "Oh, sorry, 493 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,971 it's hidden in a drawer that looks like the wall." 494 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,339 Why?! 495 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,508 Why? If it takes me longer than seven seconds 496 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,044 to find your trash can, I'm throwing this shit on the couch. 497 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,279 You know what? Posting it? Yeah? 498 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,782 -(cheering) -All right. Thank you so much. 499 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,384 Those are all the posts that I have for today. 500 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,818 Thank you so much for the advice. 501 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,420 Remember, if I get canceled, you guys are all going down with me. 502 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,988 Stay tuned! 'Cause when we come back, 503 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,190 Idris Elba will be joining me on the show! 504 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,326 -You don't want to miss it. -(cheering) 505 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,516 (cheering) 506 00:20:32,616 --> 00:20:35,820 Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight 507 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,888 is Emmy-nominated actor Idris Elba. 508 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,424 He's here to talk about facing off with a lion 509 00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:43,627 in his new film, Beast. 510 00:20:43,727 --> 00:20:45,362 (panting) 511 00:20:45,462 --> 00:20:47,965 -(screaming) -Get out of there! 512 00:20:48,065 --> 00:20:49,433 Get out of there! 513 00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:51,569 -(exclaiming) -(grunting) 514 00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:55,239 Take the wheel! 515 00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,675 -Take the wheel, now! -(engine starts) 516 00:20:59,677 --> 00:21:03,147 -Drive! Drive! -(roars) 517 00:21:03,247 --> 00:21:04,348 Watch out, watch out! 518 00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,484 Don't hit the van! 519 00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:16,360 NORAH: What the hell just happened? 520 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,730 Please welcome Idris Elba. 521 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,866 -♪ ♪ -(cheering applause) 522 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,106 (laughs) 523 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,609 What's up? How are you guys? 524 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:37,381 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 525 00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:39,450 Wow. 526 00:21:40,818 --> 00:21:44,188 Thank you. 527 00:21:44,288 --> 00:21:46,857 That's a lot of love. That is a lot of love. 528 00:21:51,762 --> 00:21:54,899 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 529 00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:56,667 -Thank you very much. -We could just-- 530 00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:59,036 we could just do that for the whole interview. That-- 531 00:21:59,136 --> 00:22:00,971 Every time you come to the show, I have to schedule extra time. 532 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,406 We're like, "Who-Who's the guest?" 533 00:22:02,439 --> 00:22:03,841 They're like, "Idris Elba." I'm like, "Well, we need 534 00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:06,977 three minutes for people screaming and cheering and--" 535 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,746 This just follows you-- How's your hearing? 536 00:22:08,846 --> 00:22:10,414 Is your hearing good? Are you-- 537 00:22:10,447 --> 00:22:11,916 -Uh, sorry, what was that? -(laughs) 538 00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:14,018 -Welcome back to the show. -Oh, man, it's good to be back, 539 00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:15,119 -man. -Good to have you. How do you look better every time 540 00:22:15,219 --> 00:22:16,987 -I see you? -Really? Oh, man. 541 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,989 -(cheering) -What are you-what are you doing? -Oh, nice. 542 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:22,593 What are you doing? What do you eat? How do you live? 543 00:22:22,693 --> 00:22:25,129 -I mean-- -I just eat a lot of, you know, West African fufu. 544 00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:27,498 -You know, the African-- -Oh, okay, okay, okay. 545 00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,200 -You know, with my hands and stuff. -I see, I see, I see. 546 00:22:29,366 --> 00:22:31,101 Welcome back to the show. Um, congratulations 547 00:22:31,202 --> 00:22:33,370 -on a brand-new movie, Beast. -Thank you, man. 548 00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:34,839 I'm super excited for this movie, because, uh, 549 00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:36,774 one, it's you, uh, I mean, 550 00:22:36,874 --> 00:22:38,776 fighting, doing your thing, saving your family. 551 00:22:38,876 --> 00:22:40,511 But, uh, also, you're in South Africa, 552 00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:42,813 -which was really fun for me to see. Right? -Yeah, you know. 553 00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:45,950 -You know. -Worst safari ever, I'll tell you that. 554 00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:48,018 -It's my second home. -Yeah, it is. You go there quite a bit. 555 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,187 I got an honorary, you know, South African. 556 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,189 -I feel like an honorary South African. -I love that. 557 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,557 -I love it, I love it. -Yeah. And-- 558 00:22:53,657 --> 00:22:55,860 Let's talk about the movie. Um, it's terrifying. 559 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,595 I just want to put, as a disclaimer, I want people 560 00:22:57,695 --> 00:22:59,797 to know lions are not going to attack your car 561 00:22:59,897 --> 00:23:01,866 -like that in South Africa. -That's true, no. 562 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:03,634 It's-it's-it's not like that, really. 563 00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:06,637 You know, and this film is actually, you know, an attempt 564 00:23:06,737 --> 00:23:09,874 to understand how rogue lions actually move around. 565 00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:12,009 -Right. -It's very rare that a lion will attack a human being. 566 00:23:12,109 --> 00:23:14,411 But in this film we talk about the-- you know, 567 00:23:14,512 --> 00:23:15,813 poaching is a horrible thing 568 00:23:15,913 --> 00:23:18,048 that happens in-in-in Africa and... 569 00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:20,117 and animals get displaced and, you know, 570 00:23:20,217 --> 00:23:22,987 you get, you know, scared animals like a lion. 571 00:23:23,087 --> 00:23:24,255 In this movie the lion is scared 572 00:23:24,421 --> 00:23:26,423 and ends up, you know, chasing the family. 573 00:23:26,524 --> 00:23:28,225 Me. (laughs) 574 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,627 Yeah, I mean, so you play, you play 575 00:23:29,727 --> 00:23:31,028 a widower in this movie, right, 576 00:23:31,128 --> 00:23:33,164 and you-you go from America back to South Africa. 577 00:23:33,264 --> 00:23:34,165 -Your wife has passed away. -Yes. 578 00:23:34,265 --> 00:23:35,366 You take, you take your children 579 00:23:35,466 --> 00:23:37,668 to South Africa to see the motherland 580 00:23:37,768 --> 00:23:39,970 and then you end up in this experience, which is terrifying. 581 00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:41,272 I haven't seen many movies where you're terrified. 582 00:23:41,372 --> 00:23:43,274 I realized that when I was watching this. 583 00:23:43,374 --> 00:23:44,775 I haven't seen you scared much at all. 584 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,143 Well, bro, can I tell you something? 585 00:23:46,243 --> 00:23:48,379 I went to see the premiere yesterday in New York, 586 00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:49,947 and it was fun, but I was watching the movie 587 00:23:50,047 --> 00:23:53,217 and I was like, "I-I do ugly scared," like... 588 00:23:53,384 --> 00:23:55,386 (laughs) That's not true. 589 00:23:55,419 --> 00:23:56,854 -No, 100%. -You think so? 590 00:23:56,954 --> 00:23:58,956 Oh, man, there's-there's no, there's no sexy in this movie. 591 00:23:59,056 --> 00:24:00,391 (Trevor laughing) 592 00:24:00,457 --> 00:24:01,392 There's a lot of... 593 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:03,394 (screaming) 594 00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:05,529 I was like, "Dude, I wish I did that different, you know?" 595 00:24:05,629 --> 00:24:06,931 -No. -I liked it. 596 00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:08,399 It was nice to see a different side of Idris, you know? 597 00:24:08,499 --> 00:24:10,067 -(laughs) Thanks. -No, it really was, it really was, 598 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:11,702 because, like, it's-it's an action movie. 599 00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:14,905 What's-what's cool about it is, you're using, like, a CGI lion, 600 00:24:15,005 --> 00:24:17,408 but it doesn't feel like that in the movie. 601 00:24:17,441 --> 00:24:18,776 -Right-right-right-right. -You know, 602 00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,277 because you-you are terrified. 603 00:24:20,411 --> 00:24:21,979 I-I-I want to know how you, how you keep it together 604 00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:23,080 in those moments. 605 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,281 Because what-what do they even have? 606 00:24:24,415 --> 00:24:26,217 Do they have something? Is there someone? 607 00:24:26,317 --> 00:24:27,785 Is there, is there-- or are they just telling you, 608 00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,887 "Idris, lion, do it"? 609 00:24:29,987 --> 00:24:31,422 I mean, I want to tell you the truth, 610 00:24:31,522 --> 00:24:32,790 but if I tell you it's really, you know, 611 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:33,858 it's not as cool, you know. 612 00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:35,493 So, there's a guy in a gray suit. 613 00:24:35,593 --> 00:24:39,163 -Yeah-yeah. -And then, like, tights and, you know, like... 614 00:24:39,263 --> 00:24:40,631 Then, he has this really big head 615 00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:43,400 that looks like a big oversized teddy, 616 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:45,135 and I, you know, I have to fight that. 617 00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:47,137 He's strong, he's a big guy, but, you know, 618 00:24:47,238 --> 00:24:49,106 like, it just, it just doesn't look cool. 619 00:24:49,206 --> 00:24:51,642 Can I tell you? 620 00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:52,910 That is more terrifying to me. 621 00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:54,378 (laughs) Yes. 622 00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:57,047 If I woke up and-and there was a lion in my bedroom, 623 00:24:57,148 --> 00:24:58,115 I'd be like, "Aah, there's a lion!" 624 00:24:58,215 --> 00:25:00,117 If I woke up and there was a man 625 00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:01,685 with the head of a teddy bear 626 00:25:01,785 --> 00:25:03,521 who was standing over me... 627 00:25:03,621 --> 00:25:05,055 Yeah, all gray. 628 00:25:05,156 --> 00:25:06,957 I mean, he looked like a cross between a, 629 00:25:07,057 --> 00:25:09,393 -a rat and an elephant. -You see, you see, 630 00:25:09,493 --> 00:25:11,428 it's just like, every prayer my mother knows 631 00:25:11,529 --> 00:25:12,429 I would be saying at that moment, 632 00:25:12,530 --> 00:25:13,697 that's what I would be doing. 633 00:25:13,797 --> 00:25:14,965 Um, you're not just making movies, though. 634 00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:17,201 I-- like, you know, what I love about you is, 635 00:25:17,301 --> 00:25:18,702 you're living life. 636 00:25:18,802 --> 00:25:21,038 You know, you-you just seem like you're having a great time. 637 00:25:21,138 --> 00:25:22,540 You're out there deejaying. Are you still in...? 638 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,542 -In Ibiza, yeah, yeah, yeah. -You're an, you're an Ibiza DJ. 639 00:25:24,642 --> 00:25:25,676 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 640 00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:27,511 How do you, how do you do this? 641 00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:30,714 'Cause you're making movies, when are you DJ'ing? 642 00:25:30,815 --> 00:25:33,350 I mean, you know, I-I try and spread out the DJ'ing. 643 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,754 You know, so I DJ on... I DJ on Friday nights 644 00:25:36,854 --> 00:25:38,455 and I work Monday through Thursday. 645 00:25:38,556 --> 00:25:39,723 -No way. -Yeah. 646 00:25:39,824 --> 00:25:41,358 So you leave the movie set and then you go DJ 647 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,893 and then you spend the weekend at home 648 00:25:42,993 --> 00:25:44,862 -and then you come back and then... -"Cut!" 649 00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:46,263 Thank you. (grunts) 650 00:25:46,363 --> 00:25:47,765 (laughter) 651 00:25:47,865 --> 00:25:49,900 (laughing): I'm straight... 652 00:25:50,901 --> 00:25:52,102 I'm straight in. I'm straight. 653 00:25:52,203 --> 00:25:54,004 You know what I love is the idea that some people 654 00:25:54,104 --> 00:25:55,873 might only know you as a DJ now. 655 00:25:55,973 --> 00:25:57,374 'Cause there are people who go to Ibiza 656 00:25:57,441 --> 00:26:00,177 -who don't watch movies, all they do is club. -Yep. 657 00:26:00,277 --> 00:26:01,745 And there are some people who are probably just like, 658 00:26:01,846 --> 00:26:03,013 -"Oh, that's my favorite DJ." -Yep. 659 00:26:03,113 --> 00:26:04,548 And one day they're gonna see a movie 660 00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,217 and be like, "That's that DJ." 661 00:26:06,383 --> 00:26:07,551 (laughter) 662 00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,186 It's like, it's the same way... 663 00:26:09,286 --> 00:26:11,455 So, uh, this is really, this is really ridiculous. 664 00:26:11,555 --> 00:26:13,491 I was, um, I was telling my younger brother, 665 00:26:13,591 --> 00:26:14,792 who is going to be on the show, 666 00:26:14,892 --> 00:26:16,060 I was like, "Oh, Idris Elba is going to be on," 667 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,661 and then, he's with his friend, 668 00:26:17,761 --> 00:26:19,697 and so his friend goes, "Who's that?" 669 00:26:19,797 --> 00:26:22,132 And I said, "Idris Elba," and he goes, "Who's that?" 670 00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:23,934 He's a kid, you know, he's like 15 or whatever. 671 00:26:24,034 --> 00:26:26,237 And then I go, I pull up your picture, 672 00:26:26,403 --> 00:26:27,872 and then he's like, "Oh, that's the guy from... 673 00:26:27,972 --> 00:26:29,673 uh, the guy who's eating the hot wings." 674 00:26:29,773 --> 00:26:31,809 -Oh... -(laughter) 675 00:26:33,744 --> 00:26:35,346 -(Idris chuckling) -(applause) 676 00:26:35,379 --> 00:26:36,947 -From the meme. -You-you're a meme. 677 00:26:37,047 --> 00:26:38,349 "That's the guy from the meme." 678 00:26:38,449 --> 00:26:39,917 "That's the guy from the meme." That's what he said. 679 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:41,519 He said, "That is the guy from the meme." 680 00:26:41,619 --> 00:26:42,953 But mind you, you know, I-I heard a stat 681 00:26:43,053 --> 00:26:44,188 that that meme was, like, you know, 682 00:26:44,355 --> 00:26:45,489 top ten memes in the world. 683 00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:46,724 -Easily. -So... 684 00:26:46,824 --> 00:26:47,892 -Easily. -It's embarrassing though. 685 00:26:47,992 --> 00:26:50,227 -Why is it embarrassing? -I eat pepper every day. 686 00:26:50,361 --> 00:26:51,795 Yeah, but, but it's not peppers on the hot... 687 00:26:51,896 --> 00:26:53,597 It's like, it goes... It's extreme. 688 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,999 -Yeah, that's true. -It-It's extreme. 689 00:26:55,099 --> 00:26:56,467 -That's true. -It's a good meme though. 690 00:26:56,567 --> 00:26:57,902 -Is it? -It is. 691 00:26:58,002 --> 00:26:59,870 And you're, like, you're choking, you're crying. 692 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,805 -But I wasn't choking. -(laughter) 693 00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:03,607 First of all, you know, just to clear this up. 694 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:05,276 It wasn't the hot wings that got me. 695 00:27:05,376 --> 00:27:07,111 It was like, you know when, uh, 696 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,512 you know, the spit goes round the wrong throat. 697 00:27:08,612 --> 00:27:10,247 Oh, okay, okay. Okay. 698 00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:11,549 -You don't believe me? -No, I-I believe you, 699 00:27:11,649 --> 00:27:13,484 but I'm just saying. 700 00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:14,819 I'm-I'm just saying. 701 00:27:14,919 --> 00:27:15,953 I'm trying to... I'm trying to clear this up, man. 702 00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,121 (laughter) 703 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:19,924 Um, let's talk about skin care as well. 704 00:27:20,024 --> 00:27:22,293 You know, um... everyone's favorite couple, 705 00:27:22,393 --> 00:27:23,861 one of the top ten couples as well, 706 00:27:23,961 --> 00:27:25,062 -yourself and your wife. -Aw, thank you, man. Thank you. 707 00:27:25,162 --> 00:27:26,497 You know, we love your journey. 708 00:27:26,597 --> 00:27:27,998 We love seeing you together. It's such a beautiful thing. 709 00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:30,601 -You-you've started a skin care brand together. -We did. 710 00:27:30,701 --> 00:27:32,636 Which is... I mean, why did it take you so long though? 711 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,505 (inhales, laughs) 712 00:27:34,605 --> 00:27:35,906 Well, no, to be fair, man, 713 00:27:36,006 --> 00:27:38,475 we started, you know, during the pandemic, you know, 714 00:27:38,576 --> 00:27:40,911 and-and we literally, when we found ourselves 715 00:27:41,011 --> 00:27:42,780 locked in a house together forever, 716 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,148 I was running out of products, 717 00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:46,116 so I was like, "Well, I'm just going to use yours." 718 00:27:46,217 --> 00:27:48,719 And, uh, and I didn't know what was in it. 719 00:27:48,819 --> 00:27:50,154 And, you know, before we knew it, 720 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,856 we were having a discussion about what is in skin care? 721 00:27:51,956 --> 00:27:55,693 Wh-Why isn't it just for humans and it's so gentrified? 722 00:27:55,793 --> 00:27:57,495 -So this is for man... -Right, right, yeah. 723 00:27:57,595 --> 00:27:59,630 -They be like, "Men's face wash." "Women's..." -Yes. 724 00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:01,599 "Men's face wash is invigorating!" 725 00:28:01,699 --> 00:28:04,735 -You know? "It's stimulating!" -Yes, yes, yes. (laughs) 726 00:28:04,835 --> 00:28:06,103 And so we got into the conversation. 727 00:28:06,203 --> 00:28:07,671 But it also just, you know-- We're-- 728 00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:10,508 We both, uh, work with IFAD, which is the, um, 729 00:28:10,608 --> 00:28:14,445 U.N., uh, department for, like, you know, agriculture. 730 00:28:14,545 --> 00:28:17,715 -Yes. -And we-we see that there's a trend 731 00:28:17,815 --> 00:28:20,584 where smallholder farmers who have these ingredients, 732 00:28:20,684 --> 00:28:24,155 you know, can actually help, you know, the-the big marketplaces, 733 00:28:24,255 --> 00:28:27,892 -especially with ingredients into natural skincare. -Right. 734 00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:29,693 -(clapping) -So we found a way to sort of-- thank you-- 735 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,029 but we found a way to sort of... (chuckles) 736 00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,631 -sort of connect the dots. -(cheering and applause) 737 00:28:33,731 --> 00:28:35,432 See, man, I love that. 738 00:28:35,533 --> 00:28:37,902 So, in our skincare, we have, you know, 739 00:28:38,002 --> 00:28:39,803 -baobab, which is a tree from Africa. -Yeah. 740 00:28:39,904 --> 00:28:41,805 -We have, uh, black seed oil. -Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. 741 00:28:41,906 --> 00:28:43,641 And they all come from smallholder farmers. 742 00:28:43,741 --> 00:28:46,010 You see, it's like, sexy on the outside, sexy on the inside. 743 00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:47,678 -Oh, man. -Eh. -(cheering) 744 00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:50,347 -Thank you, bro. (chuckles) -It's just-- It's too much. 745 00:28:50,381 --> 00:28:51,482 (applause) 746 00:28:51,582 --> 00:28:53,484 You're turning 50 in September. 747 00:28:53,584 --> 00:28:55,085 -(whooping) -You look like-- you look like you could be 748 00:28:55,186 --> 00:28:57,221 my brother at the exact same age 749 00:28:57,354 --> 00:28:59,223 and I just didn't get the same, like, weight treatment 750 00:28:59,356 --> 00:29:00,558 -that you got. -(laughs) 751 00:29:00,658 --> 00:29:02,359 You're turning 50. Look at you, Idris. 752 00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:04,361 -(stammering) -(whooping) 753 00:29:04,428 --> 00:29:06,664 -(cheering, applause) -I don't know what to say. I mean... 754 00:29:06,764 --> 00:29:08,465 Does 50 know you're turning 50? 755 00:29:08,566 --> 00:29:09,800 (laughs) 756 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,035 -My... -Like, you look like you're turning the age 757 00:29:11,135 --> 00:29:12,703 and the age doesn't know that. Like, 50's like, 758 00:29:12,803 --> 00:29:14,371 "Oh, shit! I didn't know! I didn't know." 759 00:29:14,405 --> 00:29:15,472 (laughing) 760 00:29:15,573 --> 00:29:18,175 What? Like-like, who-- like, who are you? 761 00:29:18,275 --> 00:29:20,211 I don't know, man. I-I'm-- I feel like-- 762 00:29:20,377 --> 00:29:22,213 I feel 50. I wake up in the morning, I'm, like, 763 00:29:22,379 --> 00:29:23,948 aching and shit, all right? I feel 50, brother. 764 00:29:24,048 --> 00:29:25,416 You say this to make me feel better. 765 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:26,917 You don't feel that at all. 766 00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:28,018 -You're right, you're right. -You don't feel-- 767 00:29:28,118 --> 00:29:29,220 And you know what I love about you most? 768 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,821 Is that you've lived, like, such a full life. 769 00:29:30,921 --> 00:29:33,224 You know? S-Some people have only been movie stars. 770 00:29:33,324 --> 00:29:35,326 Some people have only done DJ'ing or whatever. 771 00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:36,727 But it's like what I love about your journey 772 00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:38,996 is how much you've done. Like, a lot of people don't know 773 00:29:39,096 --> 00:29:41,332 that you used to work the door at venues. 774 00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:42,867 -Like, you literally-- Yeah. -I did. I did. 775 00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:44,201 Like, a lot of people don't know that-- 776 00:29:44,335 --> 00:29:45,469 is Idris Elba would be the person who's, like, 777 00:29:45,569 --> 00:29:46,937 stopping you from coming in 778 00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:49,440 or, like, kicking you out or whatever. 779 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,141 And can I just say? For the record, if you were, 780 00:29:51,242 --> 00:29:52,743 I-I would just be like, "I'll stand outside." 781 00:29:52,843 --> 00:29:54,345 (mutters) I'd just be like, 782 00:29:54,378 --> 00:29:56,347 "This dude is outside. I'll stand outside." 783 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,748 Were you effective? Did you ever, like-- 784 00:29:57,848 --> 00:29:59,216 -Did you ever fight anybody? -I was good, but I didn't have 785 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:01,152 to fight. It was always, you know, in the voice 786 00:30:01,252 --> 00:30:02,419 and, you know, like, "Excuse me, man, 787 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,954 "you can't-- you can't bring that-- 788 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:05,756 -can't bring that gun in here, man." -'Ey. 789 00:30:05,856 --> 00:30:06,991 (laughter) 790 00:30:07,091 --> 00:30:08,926 And they were like, "Oh, okay." 791 00:30:09,026 --> 00:30:11,195 "It's-it's a comedy club. We don't like guns." 792 00:30:11,362 --> 00:30:14,031 (laughing) 793 00:30:14,131 --> 00:30:15,766 Just, like, all the ch-- "You can't-- you can't bring..." 794 00:30:15,866 --> 00:30:17,701 You see? Even that. "You can't bring that gun." 795 00:30:17,801 --> 00:30:19,537 Have you ever heard that sentence sexy before? 796 00:30:19,637 --> 00:30:20,905 (laughter) 797 00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:22,373 -I mean... -It's too-- You know what? I... almost want-- 798 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:23,974 Is there anything you can't do? 799 00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:25,676 I want to see, like... 800 00:30:25,776 --> 00:30:26,710 You know what we're gonna do? 801 00:30:26,810 --> 00:30:28,179 I'm gonna test your sexiness out. 802 00:30:28,379 --> 00:30:30,915 -What? -I want to see what the limits of your sexiness are. 803 00:30:31,015 --> 00:30:32,516 -Really? There-there are limits. -Yeah. 804 00:30:32,616 --> 00:30:34,118 -There are no limits. -Trevor, Trevor, honestly. 805 00:30:34,218 --> 00:30:36,554 No, there are no limits. We're going to test it out. 806 00:30:36,654 --> 00:30:38,222 I'm going to find... I'm going to find the place 807 00:30:38,322 --> 00:30:39,623 that you're not sexy in. All right. 808 00:30:39,723 --> 00:30:43,494 Recipes-- never sexy. So I'll read a recipe out. 809 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:44,929 "Simple sauteed vegetables. 810 00:30:45,029 --> 00:30:47,298 "Heat olive oil in a large pot. 811 00:30:47,398 --> 00:30:49,366 "Chop vegetables until fine. 812 00:30:49,466 --> 00:30:51,202 "Gently place vegetables in a pot 813 00:30:51,302 --> 00:30:52,970 "and reduce heat to low simmer. 814 00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:55,105 Cook until fully tender, serve warm." 815 00:30:55,206 --> 00:30:57,775 -That was sexy. No? -No. That's... 816 00:30:57,875 --> 00:30:58,976 -(applause and cheering) -'Cause it's a recipe. You read it. 817 00:30:59,076 --> 00:31:00,444 -(Elba clears throat) -I want to see. 818 00:31:00,544 --> 00:31:03,180 -This is where we take you down. -Okay, um... 819 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,416 "Heat olive oil in a large..." 820 00:31:05,516 --> 00:31:07,418 (whooping) 821 00:31:07,518 --> 00:31:10,488 "...in a large pot. 822 00:31:10,588 --> 00:31:13,891 "Chop vegetables until fine. 823 00:31:13,991 --> 00:31:16,827 "Gently place vegetables in pot 824 00:31:16,927 --> 00:31:20,030 and reduce heat to a... low simmer." 825 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,901 (applause and cheering) 826 00:31:24,001 --> 00:31:26,437 And then, um... and then... and then... 827 00:31:26,537 --> 00:31:30,274 "And then cook until fully tender 828 00:31:30,374 --> 00:31:32,610 -and serve..." -This is... Give me that... 829 00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:36,380 (applause and cheering) 830 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,450 All right, I got you. I got you now. I got you. 831 00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:41,519 We all use it-- hand sanitizer. Worst... 832 00:31:41,619 --> 00:31:43,487 -It's the least sexy thing you can do. I... -Yeah. 833 00:31:43,587 --> 00:31:45,122 Every day when I use it, I go, "This is not sexy." 834 00:31:45,222 --> 00:31:47,424 -There's nothing sexy about it. -Huh? Uh, yup, I'll use it. 835 00:31:48,392 --> 00:31:50,628 (laughter) 836 00:31:50,728 --> 00:31:53,397 -Yup. -And you have to wait. 837 00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:54,698 -It's not... You see? -Yeah. 838 00:31:54,798 --> 00:31:56,300 It doesn't matter who you are. 839 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,602 You got the thing and then you have to... Yeah. Uh... 840 00:31:58,702 --> 00:32:01,272 -Yeah. (laughs) -(laughter, applause) 841 00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:03,507 -Yeah. You see? -No, no, no, I'm the same. 842 00:32:03,607 --> 00:32:05,109 -You're the same? -I'm a hundred and... 843 00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:06,911 All right, dude, straight into that camera there. Do it. 844 00:32:07,011 --> 00:32:08,312 -Let's see. Let's see. -No. I'm the same. 845 00:32:08,412 --> 00:32:10,414 -Just hand sanitizer, just... -Yeah? Uh-huh. 846 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,483 ...put a little bit on. You know, just, um... 847 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,718 (slow, sexy, instrumental music plays) 848 00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:16,854 (applause and cheering) 849 00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:25,930 Wait. Yeah. 850 00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:28,165 You didn't put the music on for Trevor. 851 00:32:28,265 --> 00:32:31,435 Do his again with the music. That's... 852 00:32:32,436 --> 00:32:34,505 (music fades out) 853 00:32:34,605 --> 00:32:36,207 They've never played music for me. 854 00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,042 -I... -Never. 855 00:32:38,142 --> 00:32:39,510 I've worked in this building seven years. 856 00:32:39,610 --> 00:32:40,945 They've never played music. 857 00:32:41,045 --> 00:32:43,280 That music was, like, '70s porn, though, right? 858 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,182 Was it? Or was that just me? 859 00:32:45,282 --> 00:32:46,617 I think that music was, like, from a documentary, 860 00:32:46,717 --> 00:32:49,520 -and then, you made it porn. -(laughter) 861 00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:51,388 The music was like, "I'm from a documentary, 862 00:32:51,455 --> 00:32:54,758 -but for Idris Elba, I will turn into porn." -(laughter) 863 00:32:54,859 --> 00:32:56,393 Right. I don't even know why I'm doing this-- blowing your nose. 864 00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,395 No one's sexy when they blow their nose. 865 00:32:58,462 --> 00:33:00,431 I'll blow my nose. All right. 866 00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:04,068 (blowing nose) 867 00:33:04,168 --> 00:33:05,569 -All right. -(laughter) 868 00:33:05,669 --> 00:33:07,004 I don't even know... This is a waste of time, 869 00:33:07,104 --> 00:33:08,472 -but just whatever. Let's see. -Are you sure, man? 870 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:10,508 -Yeah, yeah, let's... We may as well. -Okay, cool. 871 00:33:10,608 --> 00:33:12,776 Um, yeah. 872 00:33:12,877 --> 00:33:14,712 (blowing loudly, grunting) 873 00:33:14,812 --> 00:33:17,148 Oh! Oh! 874 00:33:17,248 --> 00:33:19,583 -There's something where you're not sexy! -(applause, cheering) 875 00:33:19,683 --> 00:33:22,319 Yes! Yes! There's something where he's not sexy! 876 00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:24,054 Yes! We did it! 877 00:33:24,155 --> 00:33:26,257 Idris Elba is not always sexy! 878 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:30,961 (both laughing) 879 00:33:31,061 --> 00:33:33,697 Idris Elba, everybody. We'll be right back. 880 00:33:33,797 --> 00:33:35,366 Let's do it again, man. Let me... 881 00:33:37,367 --> 00:33:38,735 -(applause and cheering) Well, that's our show for tonight, 882 00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:40,170 but before we go, before we go, 883 00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:43,040 please consider supporting Jhpiego, right? 884 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,242 They're an organization that helps deliver health care 885 00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:47,444 to women around the world, whether it's training doctors 886 00:33:47,544 --> 00:33:50,681 on family health, educating women on planned parenting, 887 00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:52,816 or building new systems to get women's health care 888 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:54,351 to impoverished communities. 889 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:56,787 So if you would like to help guarantee healthier futures 890 00:33:56,887 --> 00:33:58,188 for women and their families, 891 00:33:58,288 --> 00:33:59,723 all you got to do is donate at the link below. 892 00:33:59,823 --> 00:34:02,759 Until next time, stay safe out there, and remember. 893 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:06,763 Hide your stolen documents under your bed. 894 00:34:06,864 --> 00:34:09,933 That way, when the FBI raids your house, 895 00:34:10,033 --> 00:34:11,301 they can clean up while they're down there. 896 00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:13,403 Now, here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 897 00:34:13,504 --> 00:34:14,805 (applause and cheering) 898 00:34:14,905 --> 00:34:17,708 ♪ ♪ 899 00:34:45,602 --> 00:34:47,638 ♪ ♪