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Tonight:
They really got him, again.
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The GOAT hangs it up.
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And Idris Elba.
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What's going on, everybody?
Welcome to The Daily Show.
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Thank you for coming out
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This is great.
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This is great. This is amazing.
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take a seat. Take a seat.
We-we got to go, we got to go.
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We have a jam-packed show
for you tonight.
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Serena Williams
is breaking up with tennis,
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London is telling its art
to go back to Africa,
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and you'll never guess
which bureau of investigation
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paid Donald Trump a visit.
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Plus, here to talk about
his brand-new movie
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where he fights a lion,
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Idris Elba
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put your tops back on!
Let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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Okay, all right.
Before we get into the big story
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that everyone
is talking about,
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let's catch up
on a few other things
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that are going on in the news.
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First up, a London museum
with an extensive collection
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of sculptures stolen from Africa
in the 19th century
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has agreed to return
the artworks to Nigeria.
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(cheering, applause)
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Now, that's good.
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But it's not good enough.
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England kept Africa's
artifacts for 100 years.
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As a penalty,
they should let Africa
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keep something of theirs, yeah.
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We'll take two Benedict
Cumberbatches and the queen.
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Just gonna keep them
for a while, you know?
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In entertainment news,
Hollywood has announced
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a, uh, production
of a live-action
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Pac-Man movie.
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-(audience groans)
-Yeah. Oh, no, you-you--
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I see your doubts,
but it already has Oscar buzz.
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And the script
is really beautiful.
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I got, uh, a copy of it
right here.
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Really, really, really powerful.
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Um, this is Pac-Man's lines.
Uh,
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"Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa.
Boop!
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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa.
Bew, bew, bew, bew."
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Powerful stuff. Uh...
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And, of course,
in today's major sports news,
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Serena Williams
has announced that
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she will be retiring
from tennis
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after the U.S. Open next month.
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And this is bad news
for Serena fans,
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but great news for me.
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Uh, because, as we all know,
she was the only thing
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standing between
me and Wimbledon, and now...
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Well, also the fact that
I can't really play tennis.
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But now I win! All right,
let's move on, people,
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to the big news story
of the day.
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In fact, one of
the biggest news stories
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of any day, ever.
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Former president
Donald "Jailbird" Trump
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got a visit from the FBI.
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Tonight, breaking news:
former president Donald Trump,
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saying the FBI has raided
his Mar-a-Lago resort.
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Mr. Trump saying a short
time ago that the FBI
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has carried out
an unannounced raid
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at his home
at the Florida club,
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and that they even
broke into his safe.
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NEWSMAN: Boxes and boxes
of documents have been seized
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from former president
Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago home
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after the FBI conducted
a wide-ranging search.
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This may be the most
politically explosive raid
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ever undertaken by the FBI.
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Something that has not happened
before in American history,
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so just take that in
for just a second.
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It doesn't get
any more significant than this.
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It's not just aggressive,
this is unprecedented.
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Absolutely unprecedented.
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Unbelievable, I mean, stunning.
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Oh, my God.
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The FBI raided Donald Trump's
house in Mar-a-Lago.
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The FBI, people, raided
a former president's house.
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This is huge!
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This is bigger than
when the Feds investigated
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Bill Clinton for doing
mouth stuff with that saxophone.
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And by the way,
by the way, this raid,
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just so you know,
has nothing to do with January 6
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or tax fraud or giving
the White House plumber PTSD.
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No, apparently,
apparently this investigation
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is about Trump taking classified
documents from the White House.
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And-and honestly,
you know, I'm amazed
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that Trump has time
for all of this crime.
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Like, at any moment,
at any moment
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Trump's got a crime
that he's covering up,
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he's got a crime
that he's doing now,
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he's got a crime that he's
plotting for the future.
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He's like the Steve Harvey
but of crimes, you know?
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Every day I'm like,
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"Does he have the same hours
in the day as me?
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He gets so much done."
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Now, if you'll remember,
if you'll remember,
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earlier this year the Feds
already had to go down
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to Mar-a-Lago and take back
15 boxes of documents
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that Trump wasn't supposed
to have,
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but apparently
they think there's more
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hidden on the property.
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All right? And I believe that.
I believe that, too.
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I mean, like,
Trump's not gonna keep records
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in a filing cabinet
like a normal person.
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This is the same dude who buried
his ex-wife on a golf course.
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I mean, think about that.
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And, yes, it is totally
unprecedented for the FBI
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to raid the home
of a former president.
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That is true. That has never
happened in American history.
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But don't forget, Donald Trump
has also never happened
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in American history.
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(cheering and applause)
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Everything is an anomaly
with this man.
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I mean, like, why do you think
a book from one of his staffers
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comes out every single week?
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Because every single person
he interacts with is like,
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"Yo, have I got
a (bleep) up story for you."
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And wouldn't it be weird
if this is the thing
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that takes Trump down?
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We thought it would be something
like conspiracy
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or bribery or blackmail.
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But, no, Trump's got busted
for taking work home with him?
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What a nerd.
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Now, obviously
President Trump recognizes
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the gravity of the situation,
which is why he has refrained
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from comment
while the legal process is...
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No, I'm joking with you,
come on.
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The guy released a statement
immediately, immediately.
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He read...
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"What's the difference?"
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I love that,
even while he's complaining,
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he slips in
that the thing is beautiful.
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"How could they do this
to my beautiful home?"
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-Also...
-(applause and cheering)
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Also...
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this is completely different
from Watergate. All right?
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For one thing,
the guys breaking into Watergate
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didn't need to clean
old ketchup stains
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off the documents
but the other big thing,
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the other difference
is that the raid was legal.
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All right? It was approved
by a federal judge,
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approved by the head of the FBI,
who, by the way,
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was appointed
by Donald Trump himself
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after he got rid of, like,
17 other heads of the FBI.
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Because they didn't want
to do crimes with Donald Trump.
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So now, the big mystery is
what did the FBI find?
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Well, according to Donald
Trump's third-favorite son,
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the only thing the FBI took
was his heart.
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What could they possibly
think existed
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inside of Mar-a-Lago in a box
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that was taken
from the White House
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that-that was so damaging
that the FBI director
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and the Attorney General
of the United States
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would-would have to raid
a former president's residence,
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uh, and grab everything
out of there?
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I don't know. They'll probably
find a note from me
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telling him how proud
I am of him
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and what a great job
he was doing as president.
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They might find some pictures
of my kids.
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Maybe some nice,
you know, headlines.
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Uh, maybe a nice note
from you, Sean.
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-Oh, Eric.
-(laughter)
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You silly, silly man.
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Did daddy tell you that's
where your letters to him go?
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Hmm? Hidden away somewhere safe.
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(as Trump): They're just too
important to show anybody
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or acknowledge in any way, Eric.
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That's why I locked them up
right next to my wedding ring.
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That's what I do.
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(normal voice): Now, aside
from the boxes that they took,
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the FBI also looked
inside Trump's safe,
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which is very dramatic.
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Like, because, apparently,
they had to break into it.
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All right? So now you're like,
"How did they do it?
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"Did-did they blow it open
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or did they just correctly
guess the code 6969?"
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-I-I...
-(laughter)
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Honest I... I'd be surprised.
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I would actually be surprised
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if they found White House
documents in Trump's safe.
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Because a safe is where you keep
your most-prized possessions.
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Yeah.
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So, in my head,
searching through Trump's safe
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would probably go
a lot more like this.
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All right, guys, let's see what
we have in here. All right.
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My God.
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The entire safe is just filled
with McRib after McRib.
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This is... this is...
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They're stacked on top
of each other.
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This is...
I don't even understand.
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It's an unventilated safe.
Who would do this?
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Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
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There-there's a secret panel
in the bottom.
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I think we found it.
We just found...
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Nope, another McRib, boys.
Another McRib.
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-Now...
-(applause and cheering)
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you might be wondering...
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you might be wondering,
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isn't this an extremely
explosive situation
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for the United States?
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Yes, it is. It is.
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You don't want to let a former
president get away with crimes,
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right, because nobody
in America is above the law.
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All right? Except corporations
and rich people
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and police
and celebrities sometimes.
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But aside from them,
nobody is above the law.
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But at the same time,
even the perception
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that the Justice Department
is being used
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to go after
your political opponents,
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that could erode people's trust
in government.
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So it's a really
tricky situation.
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And the only thing
we can do is wait
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and see how the investigation
unfolds.
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Or, if you're Fox News, you
can just freak out right now.
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This is an abomination.
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This is gestapo crap.
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It's probably the worst day
in the history of the FBI.
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This is a wake-up call
for those in congress
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to be able to use the tools
at their disposal
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to defund the FBI,
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dismantle the FBI
into a thousand bits.
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Representative Marjorie Taylor
Greene simply tweeting,
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-"Defund the FBI!"
-(laughter, whooping)
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If this is
what they're able to do
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to the former president
of the United States,
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think about
what they could do to you,
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to anybody in America.
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The real target of
this investigation isn't Trump.
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The real target
of this investigation is you.
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Do we have a j-- dual justice
system in America?
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Is there equal justice
under the law?
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I am deathly afraid
for Donald Trump.
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I would not put assassination
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-behind these people.
-(groaning)
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We're entering a...
(stammers)
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basically, a Venezuelan,
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Zimbabwean, East German-style
banana republic
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in which the law doesn't matter.
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This is some third-world
bullshit right here.
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Let me say it again:
third-world bullshit.
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All right, first of all,
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as someone from the third world,
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maybe leave us out
of your shit for once, huh?
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-How 'bout that? How 'bout that?
-(cheering and applause)
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"This is some third-world
bullshit right here.
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This is some..."
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Every time,
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every time Americans want
to call something in America
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that-that's corrupt,
all of a sudden, they're like,
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"Oh, this is
third-world bullshit."
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My man, at what point
do you realize
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that it's happening here?
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It's you. It's you.
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(cheering and applause)
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Bad things only happen
in other countries?
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When it's here, it's still
happening in another country?
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In fact, when something happens
in the actual third world,
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yeah, these days,
America's gotten so bad,
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people in Africa are like,
"Are you kidding me?
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"This is just like America!
Ah, no.
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"This place
is turning into America!
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"What are we doing here, huh?
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What are we doing?"
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-(applause)
-(chuckles)
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But I do get
what Super Karen is saying.
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If the FBI...
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if the FBI
is gonna go after Trump
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for stealing classified
documents from the White House,
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then what's to stop them
from going after you
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when you steal classified
documents from the White House?
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Is that the country
we want to live in,
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where anyone can be investigated
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just for the crime
of doing crimes?
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I don't think so!
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-(cheering and applause)
-I don't think so.
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And, you know...
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all of this just shows you,
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it all just, like...
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you just get a moment to savor
is how amazing,
291
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how quickly MAGA world
turns on law enforcement
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and America as a whole
whenever it suits them,
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whenever things go against them.
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Huh? All of a sudden.
295
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Marjorie Taylor Greene
posting a photo
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of an upside-down American flag
after this raid happened.
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Yeah. Oh, I thought
respecting the flag
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was the most important thing
in the world.
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Colin Kaepernick is probably
kneeling in his grave right now.
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All of these people complaining.
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What happened to "If you
don't like what's happening
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in America,
why don't you just leave?"
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What happened to that, huh?
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And a-all-all of these--
all of these years--
305
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what has it been,
two years now?--
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of people saying,
"'Defund the police'
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is like the N-word
for law enforcement."
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Yes, but let the FBI take
two boxes from Mar-a-Lago
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and, all of a sudden,
these same people are like,
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"Take that thin blue line
and shove it up your ass!
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"Defund the FBI!
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Defund the cops!"
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(applause)
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Same people. Same people.
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Where's law enforcement now?
316
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You know what we need to start
for conservatives?
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We need to start a... like, a
game show called Who's Woke Now?
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That's what we should call it.
(chuckles) Yeah.
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Just, like, bring in-- "Our
first contestant is Sean Hannity
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who says now, 'There are
two justice systems in America.
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"It's not fair.'
Oh, who's woke now, Sean?
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"You just won yourself
an afro pick.
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Congratulations, brother."
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(laughter, applause)
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Look, we don't know...
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we don't know
what this raid will reveal.
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We don't even know
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if Donald Trump has actually
done anything wrong.
329
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But what it has exposed is
that this whole MAGA crowd--
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they're only
pro-law enforcement,
331
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they're only pro-law enforcement
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-when the law is not
enforcing them. -WOMAN: Yeah!
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-(applause) -All right,
that's it for the headlines,
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but before we go,
let's check in on the traffic
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with our very
own Roy Wood Jr., everybody!
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(applause and cheering)
337
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-What's up, man? -What's
going on with traffic, Roy?
338
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-What's going on?
-Good to see you.
339
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Yeah, yeah. We'll get
to the traffic in a second, man.
340
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-Okay. -But I just want
to ask you a couple...
341
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We got... we got Idris Elba.
342
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-Idris Elba's going to be on
here tonight. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
343
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,407
-(applause and cheering) -Now,
but I have a question for you.
344
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-Yeah. -I have a question
for you about Idris
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'cause he got the movie
where he...
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you know, he punches a lion
in the face or whatever.
347
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,780
-Yeah, he's fighting a lion.
-Okay.
348
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,450
Why is the lion not here
to give his side of the story?
349
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Why are you only talking
to Idris?
350
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We don't know what the dude...
Idris might have done something
351
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to the lion is all I'm saying.
352
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What's happening
in the traffic, Roy?
353
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-(laughter) -Okay, we're just
going to blow past that?
354
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Okay, that's fine.
No. Oh. You know what?
355
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Real quick, real quick,
before I get to traffic.
356
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And, look, we don't have time.
Just real quick.
357
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I just want to make sure I take
a moment before I start traffic
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to tell Serena Williams,
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thank you for sharing your gift
with America.
360
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Thank you for sharing your gift
with the world.
361
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-(applause and cheering)
-You are an inspiration
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to so many people.
363
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And I just think it's very
important that we say that...
364
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-I agree. -...and that we get
that out of the way 'cause,
365
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you know, Serena getting ready
to hang up her racket
366
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and sneakers. I don't know.
What do they do in tennis?
367
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-Which one do they hang up?
-I don't know.
368
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,194
-I actually don't know.
-I don't know, but it's just,
369
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-we can't blow past that.
-Yeah. Yeah.
370
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'Cause what Serena did, man--
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this is once-in-a-lifetime
level domination.
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-We're talking
four gold medals... -Mm-hmm.
373
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...23 individual, like,
singles Grand Slams.
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-(applause and cheering)
-And if you count doubles...
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-If you're counting doubles,
37 total Grand Slam. -Wow.
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And over the course
of her career,
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Serena Williams made
92 white women cry in public.
378
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-(laughter, applause)
-92!
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(Noah laughs)
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A lot of white women.
381
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Serena was whooping them
white women's ass and, like...
382
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And tennis-tennis is messed up
'cause, like,
383
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Serena whupped your ass,
and then you got
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to stay out there with her
while she get her trophy.
385
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,035
Serena--
pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
386
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And then,
that white girl be sniffling.
387
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,305
(imitates whimpering)
388
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Holding the damn trophy
like that.
389
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Foreign white women, too.
These are tough women.
390
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They've seen war.
391
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,913
And Serena still
broke their ass down.
392
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Just crying and sniffling, man.
393
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,650
And then, you can't even
complain about it.
394
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Serena whoop your ass,
you can't go on the Internet
395
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and complain about it, 'cause
if you go complain about it
396
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,057
on the Internet, Serena's still
getting a cut of the bread,
397
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'cause she own Reddit, too.
398
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-That's her boss.
-What?
399
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,063
That's the boss. She...
400
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,065
She married...
she married the Reddit man.
401
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,600
-She married Reddit man...
-Oh, well, just, uh, um...
402
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,268
...so she get a little piece
of the Reddit.
403
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,904
-Um, oh, Ohanian, right?
-Yeah. Reddit Ohanian.
404
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,973
-That's what I said.
That's his name. -(laughter)
405
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And then, and then,
also, man, you know,
406
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I just think, above all, it's
important that we, you know,
407
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,781
as Serena goes into whatever
chapter is next for her,
408
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whatever she decides to do,
we just hope
409
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:59,086
that as you continue
your legacy, we hope
410
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that it includes continuing
to make weak-ass people cry.
411
00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:04,525
(laughter,
applause and cheering)
412
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:07,160
And we thank you for that.
413
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More tears.
414
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,098
Okay. We still got time
for traffic?
415
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,100
No, we don't have time
for the traffic, Roy.
416
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,434
You just did a whole bunch
of other things.
417
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:15,769
-We don't have time. No.
-We ain't got time?
418
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,137
-You sure we ain't got time?
-No, we don't.
419
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,106
-We got time. Let me just...
-No, we don't have time.
420
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,041
-Roy wood Jr., everybody.
-Just let-let me start.
421
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,443
You did that on purpose, man.
Don't go away.
422
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,913
Idris Elba is going
to be sitting right here.
423
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,681
You don't want to miss it.
424
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,816
(cheering, applause)
425
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,189
(cheering, applause)
426
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,563
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
You know,
427
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,565
in today's day and age,
you should think
428
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,334
hard and long before you
put something on social media.
429
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,703
Because if you
post something terrible
430
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:51,738
it could come back
to haunt you later.
431
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,607
Or it could even make you
president of the United States.
432
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,377
So, before I throw
anything out online,
433
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I like to run it by
my closest
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audience members of the day
in a segment we call
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Should I Post This?
436
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,319
-♪ ♪
-(cheering)
437
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,094
Okay, this is really simple.
So, here's how this works.
438
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,895
I-I'm gonna show you guys, um,
439
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,330
something that
I've been thinking about,
440
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,099
maybe I want to post it,
and-and--
441
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,701
and-and you'll tell me
if I should post it or not.
442
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,002
You know?
Just-just be honest.
443
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,838
This is random thoughts.
Um,
444
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:28,007
first thought
I'm thinking about posting is:
445
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,876
gyms need to
have an extra room
446
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,012
for the people that scream
when they work out.
447
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,148
Right?
I mean, yeah, I'm glad--
448
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,717
I'm glad that you're
exorcising your demons,
449
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,352
but you need to understand
that no one else in the gym
450
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,321
is having the same
internal battle that you are.
451
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,057
Aah! Aah!
452
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,760
Sweat is just fat
that's crying! Aah!
453
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,295
Take that shit
to your therapist.
454
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,864
What do you think--
should I post it, yeah?
455
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,567
-ALL: Yeah! -Okay,
all right. all right, great.
456
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,002
Oh, this is going fantastic.
All right,
457
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,437
well, let's do the next one.
458
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,373
I wish I could
throw up like a dog.
459
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,542
-(audience groans)
-No, because I do, I do.
460
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,044
Have you ever seen,
like, a dog throws up,
461
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,112
and then five minutes later,
they're just chasing a ball,
462
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,614
chilling like nothing happened.
463
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,082
Meanwhile, when humans throw up,
it doesn't matter
464
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,950
how-how old you are,
you're still crying.
465
00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:12,419
You're like...
(crying): "Oh, Mom.
466
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,288
I want my mom. I have
to stay home from school."
467
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,756
(crying)
468
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,158
So should I-- should I post it?
469
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,659
AUDIENCE:
No!
470
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,128
Huh. Okay. All right. See?
I'm glad I asked you first.
471
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,930
Okay, uh, here's the next one.
472
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,300
"People, please stop buying
vegetables at the grocery store
473
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that you know
you aren't gonna eat."
474
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,603
Yeah. You don't look fancy.
475
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,305
The cashier's not impressed.
476
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,240
You think the cashier's
gonna be like, "Ooh, bok choy.
477
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,109
How sophisticated.
Can I get your number?"
478
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,544
You know
you're not gonna eat it.
479
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,145
It's just gonna end up sitting
in the back of your fridge
480
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,547
until it looks like something
from the Upside Down.
481
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,614
Stop doing that shit!
482
00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:42,682
Stop wasting food!
483
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,883
You think I should post it?
484
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,419
-(cheering)
-All right, all right, great.
485
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,254
Okay, last one, last one.
486
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,425
"Can people please stop hiding
their trash cans?"
487
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,994
Every time I go over
to somebody's house
488
00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,262
and I need
to throw something away,
489
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,697
it's like Mission: Impossible.
490
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,566
Huh? I'm opening cabinets.
491
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,967
I'm there
looking under the sink.
492
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,602
And then they're like,
"Oh, sorry,
493
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,971
it's hidden in a drawer
that looks like the wall."
494
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,339
Why?!
495
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,508
Why? If it takes me longer
than seven seconds
496
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,044
to find your trash can, I'm
throwing this shit on the couch.
497
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,279
You know what? Posting it? Yeah?
498
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,782
-(cheering)
-All right. Thank you so much.
499
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,384
Those are all the posts
that I have for today.
500
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,818
Thank you so much
for the advice.
501
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,420
Remember, if I get canceled, you
guys are all going down with me.
502
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,988
Stay tuned!
'Cause when we come back,
503
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,190
Idris Elba will be joining me
on the show!
504
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,326
-You don't want to miss it.
-(cheering)
505
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,516
(cheering)
506
00:20:32,616 --> 00:20:35,820
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight
507
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,888
is Emmy-nominated actor
Idris Elba.
508
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,424
He's here to talk about
facing off with a lion
509
00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:43,627
in his new film, Beast.
510
00:20:43,727 --> 00:20:45,362
(panting)
511
00:20:45,462 --> 00:20:47,965
-(screaming)
-Get out of there!
512
00:20:48,065 --> 00:20:49,433
Get out of there!
513
00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:51,569
-(exclaiming)
-(grunting)
514
00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:55,239
Take the wheel!
515
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,675
-Take the wheel, now!
-(engine starts)
516
00:20:59,677 --> 00:21:03,147
-Drive! Drive!
-(roars)
517
00:21:03,247 --> 00:21:04,348
Watch out, watch out!
518
00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,484
Don't hit the van!
519
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:16,360
NORAH:
What the hell just happened?
520
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,730
Please welcome Idris Elba.
521
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,866
-♪ ♪
-(cheering applause)
522
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,106
(laughs)
523
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,609
What's up?
How are you guys?
524
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:37,381
Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.
525
00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:39,450
Wow.
526
00:21:40,818 --> 00:21:44,188
Thank you.
527
00:21:44,288 --> 00:21:46,857
That's a lot of love.
That is a lot of love.
528
00:21:51,762 --> 00:21:54,899
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
529
00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:56,667
-Thank you very much.
-We could just--
530
00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:59,036
we could just do that
for the whole interview. That--
531
00:21:59,136 --> 00:22:00,971
Every time you come to the show,
I have to schedule extra time.
532
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,406
We're like,
"Who-Who's the guest?"
533
00:22:02,439 --> 00:22:03,841
They're like, "Idris Elba."
I'm like, "Well, we need
534
00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:06,977
three minutes for people
screaming and cheering and--"
535
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,746
This just follows you--
How's your hearing?
536
00:22:08,846 --> 00:22:10,414
Is your hearing good? Are you--
537
00:22:10,447 --> 00:22:11,916
-Uh, sorry, what was that?
-(laughs)
538
00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:14,018
-Welcome back to the show.
-Oh, man, it's good to be back,
539
00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:15,119
-man. -Good to have you. How do
you look better every time
540
00:22:15,219 --> 00:22:16,987
-I see you?
-Really? Oh, man.
541
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,989
-(cheering) -What are you-what
are you doing? -Oh, nice.
542
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:22,593
What are you doing? What do you
eat? How do you live?
543
00:22:22,693 --> 00:22:25,129
-I mean-- -I just eat a lot of,
you know, West African fufu.
544
00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:27,498
-You know, the African--
-Oh, okay, okay, okay.
545
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,200
-You know, with my hands
and stuff. -I see, I see, I see.
546
00:22:29,366 --> 00:22:31,101
Welcome back to the show.
Um, congratulations
547
00:22:31,202 --> 00:22:33,370
-on a brand-new movie, Beast.
-Thank you, man.
548
00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:34,839
I'm super excited
for this movie, because, uh,
549
00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:36,774
one, it's you, uh, I mean,
550
00:22:36,874 --> 00:22:38,776
fighting, doing your thing,
saving your family.
551
00:22:38,876 --> 00:22:40,511
But, uh, also,
you're in South Africa,
552
00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:42,813
-which was really fun for me
to see. Right? -Yeah, you know.
553
00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:45,950
-You know. -Worst safari ever,
I'll tell you that.
554
00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:48,018
-It's my second home. -Yeah, it
is. You go there quite a bit.
555
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,187
I got an honorary,
you know, South African.
556
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,189
-I feel like an honorary
South African. -I love that.
557
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,557
-I love it, I love it.
-Yeah. And--
558
00:22:53,657 --> 00:22:55,860
Let's talk about the movie.
Um, it's terrifying.
559
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,595
I just want to put, as a
disclaimer, I want people
560
00:22:57,695 --> 00:22:59,797
to know lions are not going
to attack your car
561
00:22:59,897 --> 00:23:01,866
-like that in South Africa.
-That's true, no.
562
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:03,634
It's-it's-it's
not like that, really.
563
00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:06,637
You know, and this film is
actually, you know, an attempt
564
00:23:06,737 --> 00:23:09,874
to understand how rogue lions
actually move around.
565
00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:12,009
-Right. -It's very rare that a
lion will attack a human being.
566
00:23:12,109 --> 00:23:14,411
But in this film we talk
about the-- you know,
567
00:23:14,512 --> 00:23:15,813
poaching is a horrible thing
568
00:23:15,913 --> 00:23:18,048
that happens
in-in-in Africa and...
569
00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:20,117
and animals get displaced and,
you know,
570
00:23:20,217 --> 00:23:22,987
you get, you know,
scared animals like a lion.
571
00:23:23,087 --> 00:23:24,255
In this movie the lion is scared
572
00:23:24,421 --> 00:23:26,423
and ends up, you know,
chasing the family.
573
00:23:26,524 --> 00:23:28,225
Me.
(laughs)
574
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,627
Yeah, I mean,
so you play, you play
575
00:23:29,727 --> 00:23:31,028
a widower in this movie, right,
576
00:23:31,128 --> 00:23:33,164
and you-you go from America
back to South Africa.
577
00:23:33,264 --> 00:23:34,165
-Your wife has passed away.
-Yes.
578
00:23:34,265 --> 00:23:35,366
You take, you take your children
579
00:23:35,466 --> 00:23:37,668
to South Africa
to see the motherland
580
00:23:37,768 --> 00:23:39,970
and then you end up in this
experience, which is terrifying.
581
00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:41,272
I haven't seen many movies
where you're terrified.
582
00:23:41,372 --> 00:23:43,274
I realized that
when I was watching this.
583
00:23:43,374 --> 00:23:44,775
I haven't seen you
scared much at all.
584
00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:46,143
Well, bro,
can I tell you something?
585
00:23:46,243 --> 00:23:48,379
I went to see the premiere
yesterday in New York,
586
00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:49,947
and it was fun,
but I was watching the movie
587
00:23:50,047 --> 00:23:53,217
and I was like,
"I-I do ugly scared," like...
588
00:23:53,384 --> 00:23:55,386
(laughs)
That's not true.
589
00:23:55,419 --> 00:23:56,854
-No, 100%.
-You think so?
590
00:23:56,954 --> 00:23:58,956
Oh, man, there's-there's no,
there's no sexy in this movie.
591
00:23:59,056 --> 00:24:00,391
(Trevor laughing)
592
00:24:00,457 --> 00:24:01,392
There's a lot of...
593
00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:03,394
(screaming)
594
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:05,529
I was like, "Dude, I wish I did
that different, you know?"
595
00:24:05,629 --> 00:24:06,931
-No.
-I liked it.
596
00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:08,399
It was nice to see a different
side of Idris, you know?
597
00:24:08,499 --> 00:24:10,067
-(laughs) Thanks. -No,
it really was, it really was,
598
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:11,702
because, like,
it's-it's an action movie.
599
00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:14,905
What's-what's cool about it is,
you're using, like, a CGI lion,
600
00:24:15,005 --> 00:24:17,408
but it doesn't feel
like that in the movie.
601
00:24:17,441 --> 00:24:18,776
-Right-right-right-right.
-You know,
602
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,277
because you-you are terrified.
603
00:24:20,411 --> 00:24:21,979
I-I-I want to know how you,
how you keep it together
604
00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:23,080
in those moments.
605
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,281
Because what-what
do they even have?
606
00:24:24,415 --> 00:24:26,217
Do they have something?
Is there someone?
607
00:24:26,317 --> 00:24:27,785
Is there, is there--
or are they just telling you,
608
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,887
"Idris, lion, do it"?
609
00:24:29,987 --> 00:24:31,422
I mean, I want
to tell you the truth,
610
00:24:31,522 --> 00:24:32,790
but if I tell you
it's really, you know,
611
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:33,858
it's not as cool, you know.
612
00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:35,493
So, there's a guy
in a gray suit.
613
00:24:35,593 --> 00:24:39,163
-Yeah-yeah. -And then, like,
tights and, you know, like...
614
00:24:39,263 --> 00:24:40,631
Then, he has
this really big head
615
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:43,400
that looks
like a big oversized teddy,
616
00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:45,135
and I, you know,
I have to fight that.
617
00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:47,137
He's strong, he's a big guy,
but, you know,
618
00:24:47,238 --> 00:24:49,106
like, it just,
it just doesn't look cool.
619
00:24:49,206 --> 00:24:51,642
Can I tell you?
620
00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:52,910
That is more terrifying to me.
621
00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:54,378
(laughs)
Yes.
622
00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:57,047
If I woke up and-and
there was a lion in my bedroom,
623
00:24:57,148 --> 00:24:58,115
I'd be like,
"Aah, there's a lion!"
624
00:24:58,215 --> 00:25:00,117
If I woke up and there was a man
625
00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:01,685
with the head of a teddy bear
626
00:25:01,785 --> 00:25:03,521
who was standing over me...
627
00:25:03,621 --> 00:25:05,055
Yeah, all gray.
628
00:25:05,156 --> 00:25:06,957
I mean, he looked
like a cross between a,
629
00:25:07,057 --> 00:25:09,393
-a rat and an elephant.
-You see, you see,
630
00:25:09,493 --> 00:25:11,428
it's just like,
every prayer my mother knows
631
00:25:11,529 --> 00:25:12,429
I would be saying
at that moment,
632
00:25:12,530 --> 00:25:13,697
that's what I would be doing.
633
00:25:13,797 --> 00:25:14,965
Um, you're not just
making movies, though.
634
00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:17,201
I-- like, you know,
what I love about you is,
635
00:25:17,301 --> 00:25:18,702
you're living life.
636
00:25:18,802 --> 00:25:21,038
You know, you-you just seem
like you're having a great time.
637
00:25:21,138 --> 00:25:22,540
You're out there deejaying.
Are you still in...?
638
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,542
-In Ibiza, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-You're an, you're an Ibiza DJ.
639
00:25:24,642 --> 00:25:25,676
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
640
00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:27,511
How do you, how do you do this?
641
00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:30,714
'Cause you're making movies,
when are you DJ'ing?
642
00:25:30,815 --> 00:25:33,350
I mean, you know, I-I try
and spread out the DJ'ing.
643
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,754
You know, so I DJ on...
I DJ on Friday nights
644
00:25:36,854 --> 00:25:38,455
and I work Monday
through Thursday.
645
00:25:38,556 --> 00:25:39,723
-No way.
-Yeah.
646
00:25:39,824 --> 00:25:41,358
So you leave the movie set
and then you go DJ
647
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,893
and then you spend the weekend
at home
648
00:25:42,993 --> 00:25:44,862
-and then you come back
and then... -"Cut!"
649
00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:46,263
Thank you. (grunts)
650
00:25:46,363 --> 00:25:47,765
(laughter)
651
00:25:47,865 --> 00:25:49,900
(laughing):
I'm straight...
652
00:25:50,901 --> 00:25:52,102
I'm straight in. I'm straight.
653
00:25:52,203 --> 00:25:54,004
You know what I love
is the idea that some people
654
00:25:54,104 --> 00:25:55,873
might only know you as a DJ now.
655
00:25:55,973 --> 00:25:57,374
'Cause there are people
who go to Ibiza
656
00:25:57,441 --> 00:26:00,177
-who don't watch movies,
all they do is club. -Yep.
657
00:26:00,277 --> 00:26:01,745
And there are some people
who are probably just like,
658
00:26:01,846 --> 00:26:03,013
-"Oh, that's my favorite DJ."
-Yep.
659
00:26:03,113 --> 00:26:04,548
And one day
they're gonna see a movie
660
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,217
and be like, "That's that DJ."
661
00:26:06,383 --> 00:26:07,551
(laughter)
662
00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,186
It's like, it's the same way...
663
00:26:09,286 --> 00:26:11,455
So, uh, this is really,
this is really ridiculous.
664
00:26:11,555 --> 00:26:13,491
I was, um, I was telling
my younger brother,
665
00:26:13,591 --> 00:26:14,792
who is going to be on the show,
666
00:26:14,892 --> 00:26:16,060
I was like, "Oh, Idris Elba
is going to be on,"
667
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,661
and then, he's with his friend,
668
00:26:17,761 --> 00:26:19,697
and so his friend goes,
"Who's that?"
669
00:26:19,797 --> 00:26:22,132
And I said, "Idris Elba,"
and he goes, "Who's that?"
670
00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:23,934
He's a kid, you know,
he's like 15 or whatever.
671
00:26:24,034 --> 00:26:26,237
And then I go,
I pull up your picture,
672
00:26:26,403 --> 00:26:27,872
and then he's like,
"Oh, that's the guy from...
673
00:26:27,972 --> 00:26:29,673
uh, the guy who's eating
the hot wings."
674
00:26:29,773 --> 00:26:31,809
-Oh...
-(laughter)
675
00:26:33,744 --> 00:26:35,346
-(Idris chuckling)
-(applause)
676
00:26:35,379 --> 00:26:36,947
-From the meme.
-You-you're a meme.
677
00:26:37,047 --> 00:26:38,349
"That's the guy from the meme."
678
00:26:38,449 --> 00:26:39,917
"That's the guy from the meme."
That's what he said.
679
00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:41,519
He said,
"That is the guy from the meme."
680
00:26:41,619 --> 00:26:42,953
But mind you, you know,
I-I heard a stat
681
00:26:43,053 --> 00:26:44,188
that that meme was,
like, you know,
682
00:26:44,355 --> 00:26:45,489
top ten memes in the world.
683
00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:46,724
-Easily.
-So...
684
00:26:46,824 --> 00:26:47,892
-Easily.
-It's embarrassing though.
685
00:26:47,992 --> 00:26:50,227
-Why is it embarrassing?
-I eat pepper every day.
686
00:26:50,361 --> 00:26:51,795
Yeah, but, but it's not peppers
on the hot...
687
00:26:51,896 --> 00:26:53,597
It's like, it goes...
It's extreme.
688
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,999
-Yeah, that's true.
-It-It's extreme.
689
00:26:55,099 --> 00:26:56,467
-That's true.
-It's a good meme though.
690
00:26:56,567 --> 00:26:57,902
-Is it?
-It is.
691
00:26:58,002 --> 00:26:59,870
And you're, like,
you're choking, you're crying.
692
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,805
-But I wasn't choking.
-(laughter)
693
00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:03,607
First of all, you know,
just to clear this up.
694
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:05,276
It wasn't the hot wings
that got me.
695
00:27:05,376 --> 00:27:07,111
It was like, you know when, uh,
696
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,512
you know, the spit goes round
the wrong throat.
697
00:27:08,612 --> 00:27:10,247
Oh, okay, okay. Okay.
698
00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:11,549
-You don't believe me?
-No, I-I believe you,
699
00:27:11,649 --> 00:27:13,484
but I'm just saying.
700
00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:14,819
I'm-I'm just saying.
701
00:27:14,919 --> 00:27:15,953
I'm trying to... I'm trying
to clear this up, man.
702
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,121
(laughter)
703
00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:19,924
Um, let's talk about skin care
as well.
704
00:27:20,024 --> 00:27:22,293
You know, um...
everyone's favorite couple,
705
00:27:22,393 --> 00:27:23,861
one of the top ten
couples as well,
706
00:27:23,961 --> 00:27:25,062
-yourself and your wife.
-Aw, thank you, man. Thank you.
707
00:27:25,162 --> 00:27:26,497
You know, we love your journey.
708
00:27:26,597 --> 00:27:27,998
We love seeing you together.
It's such a beautiful thing.
709
00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:30,601
-You-you've started a skin
care brand together. -We did.
710
00:27:30,701 --> 00:27:32,636
Which is... I mean, why did it
take you so long though?
711
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,505
(inhales, laughs)
712
00:27:34,605 --> 00:27:35,906
Well, no, to be fair, man,
713
00:27:36,006 --> 00:27:38,475
we started, you know,
during the pandemic, you know,
714
00:27:38,576 --> 00:27:40,911
and-and we literally,
when we found ourselves
715
00:27:41,011 --> 00:27:42,780
locked in a house
together forever,
716
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,148
I was running out of products,
717
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:46,116
so I was like, "Well,
I'm just going to use yours."
718
00:27:46,217 --> 00:27:48,719
And, uh, and I didn't know
what was in it.
719
00:27:48,819 --> 00:27:50,154
And, you know,
before we knew it,
720
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,856
we were having a discussion
about what is in skin care?
721
00:27:51,956 --> 00:27:55,693
Wh-Why isn't it just for humans
and it's so gentrified?
722
00:27:55,793 --> 00:27:57,495
-So this is for man...
-Right, right, yeah.
723
00:27:57,595 --> 00:27:59,630
-They be like, "Men's face
wash." "Women's..." -Yes.
724
00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:01,599
"Men's face wash
is invigorating!"
725
00:28:01,699 --> 00:28:04,735
-You know? "It's stimulating!"
-Yes, yes, yes. (laughs)
726
00:28:04,835 --> 00:28:06,103
And so we got
into the conversation.
727
00:28:06,203 --> 00:28:07,671
But it also just, you know--
We're--
728
00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:10,508
We both, uh, work with IFAD,
which is the, um,
729
00:28:10,608 --> 00:28:14,445
U.N., uh, department for,
like, you know, agriculture.
730
00:28:14,545 --> 00:28:17,715
-Yes. -And we-we see
that there's a trend
731
00:28:17,815 --> 00:28:20,584
where smallholder farmers
who have these ingredients,
732
00:28:20,684 --> 00:28:24,155
you know, can actually help, you
know, the-the big marketplaces,
733
00:28:24,255 --> 00:28:27,892
-especially with ingredients
into natural skincare. -Right.
734
00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:29,693
-(clapping) -So we found a way
to sort of-- thank you--
735
00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,029
but we found a way to sort of...
(chuckles)
736
00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,631
-sort of connect the dots.
-(cheering and applause)
737
00:28:33,731 --> 00:28:35,432
See, man, I love that.
738
00:28:35,533 --> 00:28:37,902
So, in our skincare,
we have, you know,
739
00:28:38,002 --> 00:28:39,803
-baobab, which is a tree
from Africa. -Yeah.
740
00:28:39,904 --> 00:28:41,805
-We have, uh, black seed oil.
-Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.
741
00:28:41,906 --> 00:28:43,641
And they all come
from smallholder farmers.
742
00:28:43,741 --> 00:28:46,010
You see, it's like, sexy on
the outside, sexy on the inside.
743
00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:47,678
-Oh, man. -Eh.
-(cheering)
744
00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:50,347
-Thank you, bro. (chuckles)
-It's just-- It's too much.
745
00:28:50,381 --> 00:28:51,482
(applause)
746
00:28:51,582 --> 00:28:53,484
You're turning 50 in September.
747
00:28:53,584 --> 00:28:55,085
-(whooping) -You look like--
you look like you could be
748
00:28:55,186 --> 00:28:57,221
my brother at the exact same age
749
00:28:57,354 --> 00:28:59,223
and I just didn't get the same,
like, weight treatment
750
00:28:59,356 --> 00:29:00,558
-that you got.
-(laughs)
751
00:29:00,658 --> 00:29:02,359
You're turning 50.
Look at you, Idris.
752
00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:04,361
-(stammering)
-(whooping)
753
00:29:04,428 --> 00:29:06,664
-(cheering, applause) -I don't
know what to say. I mean...
754
00:29:06,764 --> 00:29:08,465
Does 50 know you're turning 50?
755
00:29:08,566 --> 00:29:09,800
(laughs)
756
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,035
-My... -Like, you look like
you're turning the age
757
00:29:11,135 --> 00:29:12,703
and the age doesn't know that.
Like, 50's like,
758
00:29:12,803 --> 00:29:14,371
"Oh, shit! I didn't know!
I didn't know."
759
00:29:14,405 --> 00:29:15,472
(laughing)
760
00:29:15,573 --> 00:29:18,175
What? Like-like, who--
like, who are you?
761
00:29:18,275 --> 00:29:20,211
I don't know, man.
I-I'm-- I feel like--
762
00:29:20,377 --> 00:29:22,213
I feel 50. I wake up
in the morning, I'm, like,
763
00:29:22,379 --> 00:29:23,948
aching and shit, all right?
I feel 50, brother.
764
00:29:24,048 --> 00:29:25,416
You say this
to make me feel better.
765
00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:26,917
You don't feel that at all.
766
00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:28,018
-You're right, you're right.
-You don't feel--
767
00:29:28,118 --> 00:29:29,220
And you know what I love
about you most?
768
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,821
Is that you've lived, like,
such a full life.
769
00:29:30,921 --> 00:29:33,224
You know? S-Some people
have only been movie stars.
770
00:29:33,324 --> 00:29:35,326
Some people have only done
DJ'ing or whatever.
771
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:36,727
But it's like what I love
about your journey
772
00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:38,996
is how much you've done.
Like, a lot of people don't know
773
00:29:39,096 --> 00:29:41,332
that you used to work the door
at venues.
774
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:42,867
-Like, you literally-- Yeah.
-I did. I did.
775
00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:44,201
Like, a lot of people
don't know that--
776
00:29:44,335 --> 00:29:45,469
is Idris Elba would be
the person who's, like,
777
00:29:45,569 --> 00:29:46,937
stopping you from coming in
778
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:49,440
or, like, kicking you out
or whatever.
779
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,141
And can I just say?
For the record, if you were,
780
00:29:51,242 --> 00:29:52,743
I-I would just be like,
"I'll stand outside."
781
00:29:52,843 --> 00:29:54,345
(mutters)
I'd just be like,
782
00:29:54,378 --> 00:29:56,347
"This dude is outside.
I'll stand outside."
783
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,748
Were you effective?
Did you ever, like--
784
00:29:57,848 --> 00:29:59,216
-Did you ever fight anybody?
-I was good, but I didn't have
785
00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:01,152
to fight. It was always,
you know, in the voice
786
00:30:01,252 --> 00:30:02,419
and, you know, like,
"Excuse me, man,
787
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,954
"you can't--
you can't bring that--
788
00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:05,756
-can't bring that gun in here,
man." -'Ey.
789
00:30:05,856 --> 00:30:06,991
(laughter)
790
00:30:07,091 --> 00:30:08,926
And they were like, "Oh, okay."
791
00:30:09,026 --> 00:30:11,195
"It's-it's a comedy club.
We don't like guns."
792
00:30:11,362 --> 00:30:14,031
(laughing)
793
00:30:14,131 --> 00:30:15,766
Just, like, all the ch--
"You can't-- you can't bring..."
794
00:30:15,866 --> 00:30:17,701
You see? Even that.
"You can't bring that gun."
795
00:30:17,801 --> 00:30:19,537
Have you ever heard
that sentence sexy before?
796
00:30:19,637 --> 00:30:20,905
(laughter)
797
00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:22,373
-I mean... -It's too-- You know
what? I... almost want--
798
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:23,974
Is there anything you can't do?
799
00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:25,676
I want to see, like...
800
00:30:25,776 --> 00:30:26,710
You know what we're gonna do?
801
00:30:26,810 --> 00:30:28,179
I'm gonna test
your sexiness out.
802
00:30:28,379 --> 00:30:30,915
-What? -I want to see what the
limits of your sexiness are.
803
00:30:31,015 --> 00:30:32,516
-Really? There-there are limits.
-Yeah.
804
00:30:32,616 --> 00:30:34,118
-There are no limits.
-Trevor, Trevor, honestly.
805
00:30:34,218 --> 00:30:36,554
No, there are no limits.
We're going to test it out.
806
00:30:36,654 --> 00:30:38,222
I'm going to find...
I'm going to find the place
807
00:30:38,322 --> 00:30:39,623
that you're not sexy in.
All right.
808
00:30:39,723 --> 00:30:43,494
Recipes-- never sexy.
So I'll read a recipe out.
809
00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:44,929
"Simple sauteed vegetables.
810
00:30:45,029 --> 00:30:47,298
"Heat olive oil in a large pot.
811
00:30:47,398 --> 00:30:49,366
"Chop vegetables until fine.
812
00:30:49,466 --> 00:30:51,202
"Gently place vegetables
in a pot
813
00:30:51,302 --> 00:30:52,970
"and reduce heat to low simmer.
814
00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:55,105
Cook until fully tender,
serve warm."
815
00:30:55,206 --> 00:30:57,775
-That was sexy. No?
-No. That's...
816
00:30:57,875 --> 00:30:58,976
-(applause and cheering) -'Cause
it's a recipe. You read it.
817
00:30:59,076 --> 00:31:00,444
-(Elba clears throat)
-I want to see.
818
00:31:00,544 --> 00:31:03,180
-This is where we take you down.
-Okay, um...
819
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,416
"Heat olive oil in a large..."
820
00:31:05,516 --> 00:31:07,418
(whooping)
821
00:31:07,518 --> 00:31:10,488
"...in a large pot.
822
00:31:10,588 --> 00:31:13,891
"Chop vegetables until fine.
823
00:31:13,991 --> 00:31:16,827
"Gently place vegetables in pot
824
00:31:16,927 --> 00:31:20,030
and reduce heat
to a... low simmer."
825
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,901
(applause and cheering)
826
00:31:24,001 --> 00:31:26,437
And then, um...
and then... and then...
827
00:31:26,537 --> 00:31:30,274
"And then cook
until fully tender
828
00:31:30,374 --> 00:31:32,610
-and serve..."
-This is... Give me that...
829
00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:36,380
(applause and cheering)
830
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,450
All right, I got you.
I got you now. I got you.
831
00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:41,519
We all use it-- hand sanitizer.
Worst...
832
00:31:41,619 --> 00:31:43,487
-It's the least sexy thing
you can do. I... -Yeah.
833
00:31:43,587 --> 00:31:45,122
Every day when I use it, I go,
"This is not sexy."
834
00:31:45,222 --> 00:31:47,424
-There's nothing sexy about it.
-Huh? Uh, yup, I'll use it.
835
00:31:48,392 --> 00:31:50,628
(laughter)
836
00:31:50,728 --> 00:31:53,397
-Yup.
-And you have to wait.
837
00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:54,698
-It's not... You see?
-Yeah.
838
00:31:54,798 --> 00:31:56,300
It doesn't matter who you are.
839
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,602
You got the thing and then
you have to... Yeah. Uh...
840
00:31:58,702 --> 00:32:01,272
-Yeah. (laughs)
-(laughter, applause)
841
00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:03,507
-Yeah. You see?
-No, no, no, I'm the same.
842
00:32:03,607 --> 00:32:05,109
-You're the same?
-I'm a hundred and...
843
00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:06,911
All right, dude, straight
into that camera there. Do it.
844
00:32:07,011 --> 00:32:08,312
-Let's see. Let's see.
-No. I'm the same.
845
00:32:08,412 --> 00:32:10,414
-Just hand sanitizer, just...
-Yeah? Uh-huh.
846
00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,483
...put a little bit on.
You know, just, um...
847
00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,718
(slow, sexy,
instrumental music plays)
848
00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:16,854
(applause and cheering)
849
00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:25,930
Wait. Yeah.
850
00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:28,165
You didn't put the music on
for Trevor.
851
00:32:28,265 --> 00:32:31,435
Do his again with the music.
That's...
852
00:32:32,436 --> 00:32:34,505
(music fades out)
853
00:32:34,605 --> 00:32:36,207
They've never played music
for me.
854
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,042
-I...
-Never.
855
00:32:38,142 --> 00:32:39,510
I've worked
in this building seven years.
856
00:32:39,610 --> 00:32:40,945
They've never played music.
857
00:32:41,045 --> 00:32:43,280
That music was,
like, '70s porn, though, right?
858
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,182
Was it? Or was that just me?
859
00:32:45,282 --> 00:32:46,617
I think that music was,
like, from a documentary,
860
00:32:46,717 --> 00:32:49,520
-and then, you made it porn.
-(laughter)
861
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:51,388
The music was like,
"I'm from a documentary,
862
00:32:51,455 --> 00:32:54,758
-but for Idris Elba, I will
turn into porn." -(laughter)
863
00:32:54,859 --> 00:32:56,393
Right. I don't even know why I'm
doing this-- blowing your nose.
864
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,395
No one's sexy
when they blow their nose.
865
00:32:58,462 --> 00:33:00,431
I'll blow my nose. All right.
866
00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:04,068
(blowing nose)
867
00:33:04,168 --> 00:33:05,569
-All right.
-(laughter)
868
00:33:05,669 --> 00:33:07,004
I don't even know...
This is a waste of time,
869
00:33:07,104 --> 00:33:08,472
-but just whatever. Let's see.
-Are you sure, man?
870
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:10,508
-Yeah, yeah, let's...
We may as well. -Okay, cool.
871
00:33:10,608 --> 00:33:12,776
Um, yeah.
872
00:33:12,877 --> 00:33:14,712
(blowing loudly, grunting)
873
00:33:14,812 --> 00:33:17,148
Oh! Oh!
874
00:33:17,248 --> 00:33:19,583
-There's something where you're
not sexy! -(applause, cheering)
875
00:33:19,683 --> 00:33:22,319
Yes! Yes! There's something
where he's not sexy!
876
00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:24,054
Yes! We did it!
877
00:33:24,155 --> 00:33:26,257
Idris Elba is not always sexy!
878
00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:30,961
(both laughing)
879
00:33:31,061 --> 00:33:33,697
Idris Elba, everybody.
We'll be right back.
880
00:33:33,797 --> 00:33:35,366
Let's do it again, man.
Let me...
881
00:33:37,367 --> 00:33:38,735
-(applause and cheering) Well,
that's our show for tonight,
882
00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:40,170
but before we go, before we go,
883
00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:43,040
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supporting Jhpiego, right?
884
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,242
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885
00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:47,444
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886
00:33:47,544 --> 00:33:50,681
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887
00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:52,816
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888
00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:54,351
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889
00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:56,787
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890
00:33:56,887 --> 00:33:58,188
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891
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892
00:33:59,823 --> 00:34:02,759
Until next time, stay safe
out there, and remember.
893
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:06,763
Hide your stolen documents
under your bed.
894
00:34:06,864 --> 00:34:09,933
That way,
when the FBI raids your house,
895
00:34:10,033 --> 00:34:11,301
they can clean up
while they're down there.
896
00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:13,403
Now, here it is--
Your Moment of Zen.
897
00:34:13,504 --> 00:34:14,805
(applause and cheering)
898
00:34:14,905 --> 00:34:17,708
♪ ♪
899
00:34:45,602 --> 00:34:47,638
♪ ♪