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ANNOUNCER: Coming to you
from New York City,
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the only city in America,
it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight--
Trump pleads the Fifth,
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Jordan Klepper
fingers Milwaukee,
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and Akin Omotoso.
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This is
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah!
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(applause and cheering)
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What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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Thank you so much for tuning in.
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Thank you
for coming out in person.
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Good to see you, everybody.
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Good to see you. Take a seat.
Let's do this thing.
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Let's jump straight into it.
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We've got a really fun show
for you tonight.
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Domino's is dying in Italy,
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Donald Trump has taken a vow
of silence,
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and if you love Jordan Klepper
at Trump rallies,
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you're gonna want
to see this one
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because it is probably
the wildest one yet.
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So let's do this people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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-(applause and cheering)
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All right, before we get
into the big stories,
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let's catch up on a few other
things going on in the world.
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First up--
Domino's Pizza has announced
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that it is closing the last
of its restaurants Italy.
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-(groaning) -And, yes, yes,
they had Domino's in Italy.
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-Italy has drunk people, too.
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You know, if you ask me,
them going out of business
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in Italy was actually
the best thing
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that could have happened
to them.
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'Cause think about it.
They came to the land of pizza.
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And then they injected cheese
into the crust?
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(laughter)
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Oh, they're lucky they didn't
get the death penalty, you know?
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Those Italians are just like,
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"Mama, what have you done
to the pita?
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How can you do this?!"
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Meanwhile in international news,
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Cuban firefighters have
successfully extinguished
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the largest fire
in Cuba's history,
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which burned for five days
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after lightning struck
an oil depot
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that generates power for
basically the entire country.
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Yeah. And honestly,
I was just surprised
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to learn that America knows
how to make lightning now.
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(laughter)
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Oh, and in, uh...
in tech news...
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In tech news, WhatsApp,
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the world's largest
messaging app has announced
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that it is launching
a new privacy feature
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that'll allow users
to leave group chats
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without everyone
in the group knowing. Yeah.
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-(applause)
-Which is a much better system
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than the one before. Yeah.
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Yeah, because before this,
you have to text everyone
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in the group
that you were going out
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for a pack of cigarettes
and then just never come back.
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And I know.
I know for most Americans,
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WhatsApp is like Celsius.
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You sort of know what it is,
but you don't use it.
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But for the rest of the world,
this is huge news.
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You got to understand.
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Almost everyone
in the world uses WhatsApp.
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The problem is, anyone can add
anyone else to a group chat.
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Yeah. You don't have
to have consent from them.
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You may not
even know these people.
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This morning,
I spent an hour arguing
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with Adebowale
and 42 other Africans
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about whether coal stoves are
better than wood-burning stoves.
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But here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
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I don't own a coal stove.
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I don't own a wood-burning
stove, and worst of all,
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I don't even know
who Adebowale is!
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I don't know, but I can't
leave the group chat,
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because every time I try,
WhatsApp notifies them.
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And then Adebowale's like
"Hey, Trevor,
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"we added you back in the chat.
We saw you left, huh?
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"Something must have happened.
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So, as I was saying, if the
wood burns, the egusi soup..."
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-No!
-(applause)
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I'm just going to creep out.
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Just going to slowly creep out,
just disappear from the group.
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All right,
let's move on to the story
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that is still rocking
these here United States.
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And it's about Donald
"You're Making Me Crazy" Trump.
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-(laughter) -America's
wildest former president
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is being hit with multiple
criminal investigations
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for no reason,
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except for all the crimes
he probably committed.
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-(laughter, applause, cheering)
-So,
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to try and keep up with all
the latest persecutions,
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it's time for a brand-new
segment we call
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"America's Most
Tremendously Wanted."
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All right,
let's start in New York State,
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which is currently investigating
Trump's businesses
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for tax fraud.
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Yeah, because apparently,
when he was trying to get loans
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from the bank, he was all like,
"I'm balling out of control."
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But then, when he was reporting
his taxes to the IRS,
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suddenly he was like, "Hey,
I ain't got no money, sir."
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And as part
of this investigation,
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the New York attorney general
has already questioned
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Trump's beloved children--
and also Eric.
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But today, today was the
Donald's turn to go under oath,
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and I'll give credit to the man.
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You know,
he could have bitched out,
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but, no, he stood tall
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and he walked
into that interrogation room
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and then bitched out.
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Former President Donald Trump
says he has invoked
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his Fifth Amendment right
against self-incrimination,
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refusing to answer any questions
in his deposition
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before New York Attorney General
Letitia James.
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In a statement
Trump says he had no choice
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because he and his family are
the targets of what he called
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"an unfounded, politically
motivated witch hunt."
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Trump was set to testify
under oath
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about his business practices,
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but faced with those questions,
he's decided not to talk.
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W-Wait.
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Trump decided not to talk?
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Yo, I mean, now we know
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something shady is going on,
right?
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No, 'cause when has Donald Trump
ever refused to talk?
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We can't get the man
to stop talking.
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Donald Trump not talking is like
Taylor Swift taking the bus.
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That's not a thing.
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I didn't even know this guy
was capable of not talking.
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He must have been shocked.
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Yeah, when he found out
that not speaking was
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something that was allowed,
he must've been like,
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"You mean this thing
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"That's amazing.
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"I could just close my mouth
and keep it closed,
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"and everything would be fine,
so fine.
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"Such a beautiful idea.
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"Total silence.
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"More silence than anyone
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"And here I go, folks.
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"Silence.
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"You're not hearing a thing.
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"Wonderful silence.
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"It's so quiet--
you can't hear anything.
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Nobody's ever been this quiet."
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"So quiet."
(laughing): Now...
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-(applause)
-A lot of people...
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A lot of people,
a lot of people believe
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that when you plead the Fifth,
it means that you're guilty.
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But no, look,
I don't believe that, all right?
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I know people do,
but I don't believe that.
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Right, you might just not want
to incriminate yourself.
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But I get it-- there are
some people who truly believe
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that if you plead the Fifth,
you are guilty,
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and one of those people
is Donald J. Trump.
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Taking the Fifth,
I think it's disgraceful.
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Fifth Amendment, Fifth
Amendment, Fifth Amendment.
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Horrible. Horrible.
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The mob takes the Fifth.
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If you're innocent, why are
you taking the Fifth Amendment?
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Yes, Donald, if you're innocent,
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why are you taking
the Fifth Amendment?
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(applause)
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Why are you taking
the Fifth Amendment?
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It's really amazing how,
of all of Trump's enemies,
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his worst enemy is
just him from the past.
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Yeah, that-that guy's
relentless.
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Present-day Trump
is probably like,
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"Why won't this guy
just shut up?
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"It's so easy.
Just watch. Quiet.
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Totally silent. Not a sound."
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So when anyone else
pleads the Fifth,
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Trump says it proves
that they're a criminal,
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but now, now that Trump
is in the hot seat,
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suddenly he sees it
in a different way. You know.
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And maybe, maybe it's because
his lawyers explained it to him
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in a way
that he would understand.
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They're like, "See, sir,
it's like signing an NDA,
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but with yourself, you know."
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"Oh, so I'm the porn star?"
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-But it turns...
-(laughter)
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It turns out
New York's investigation
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might be the least
of Trump's worries
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because, you remember this,
two days ago,
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all right,
the FBI raided Trump's house
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to look for classified documents
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that he illegally took
from the White House.
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And remember, remember this,
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we do not know
what those documents are.
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All right?
They could be anything.
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They could be nuclear codes.
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They could be battle plans,
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or-or Ivanka's job description.
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Yeah, that was so top secret,
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even she didn't know
what it was.
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Or even worse,
he could have taken
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the introductions
to the White House TV remote.
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Yeah. Now Joe Biden has no
idea how to change the channel.
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He's like, "Come on, man.
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"I-I just want to watch
Happy Days.
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"Come on, man.
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Change the channel, please."
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(laughter)
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-(Trevor laughs)
-(applause)
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And I... I-I know,
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I know some of you
are wondering right now,
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some of you are thinking,
"Trevor, is a former president
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"keeping documents
that they have already had
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in their possession, is that,
that serious of a crime?"
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You know? I mean, Trump
didn't look at the documents
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when he was president,
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so you think
he's looking at them now?
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And look,
I kind of agree with you.
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I'll be honest. I didn't think
it was that serious of a matter.
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But my opinion doesn't count.
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The reason this is the way it is
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is because there was once
an American president
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who believed that
this crime was so serious,
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he increased the penalty
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from one year
to five years in prison.
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Now who was that president?
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(laughter)
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Donald "Just-Look-At-Him-Now"
Trump.
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NEWSWOMAN:
Trump's removal of documents
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might violate a 2018 act
that he himself signed into law
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increasing the penalty for
improper handling of documents
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to five years in prison.
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Trump signed the law
after he spent years
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accusing Hillary Clinton
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of illegally storing
classified documents
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on a private email server.
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♪ Looks like
he did it again, ah. ♪
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(applause and laughter)
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Oh, I love this.
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(applause continues)
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How can you not?
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After spending years
saying, "Lock her up,"
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Donald Trump signed a law that
might get him locked up instead.
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This guy's basically
a real-life Wile E. Coyote.
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Yeah, he leaves traps
for all his enemies,
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but somehow he's the one
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who keeps on getting
smooshed on the road.
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It's just him every single time.
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So thanks to Trump,
this crime is a big deal.
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Which is why the red hat brigade
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has come out in full force
to defend him,
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and they're throwing everything
at the wall, everything.
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"Oh, the Biden administration
is just out to get Trump."
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"Oh, the judge who approved
the raid is anti-Trump."
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"Yeah, uh, the mishandling
the classified documents
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isn't a big deal,
unless you're Hillary Clinton."
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But today,
today's really interesting.
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They seem to be coalescing
around a new talking point.
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And it's that the FBI
wasn't at Mar-a-Lago
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to take evidence.
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They were there
to plant evidence.
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NEWSWOMAN: Donald Trump,
writing on Truth Social today...
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Quite honestly,
I'm concerned that
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they may have planted something.
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You know, at this point,
who knows?
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We know they doctor evidence.
We know they plant evidence.
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Do I know that the boxes
of material they took
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from Mar-a-Lago--
that they won't
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put things in those boxes
to entrap him?
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-How do we know? -His lawyers
said they brought in backpacks.
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What wa-what was
in those backpacks? Was--
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Did they bring those in
to fill them up
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or did they
have something in there?
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Yeah, what was
in those backpacks?
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Trump world--
everyone's doing this.
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They're trying to get of--
ahead of everything. Right?
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They're trying to get ahead
of everyone hearing
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what the FBI found in this house
by basically suggesting
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that whatever it is, they
put it there themselves. Yeah.
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"The FBI is gonna say they
found all these secret documents
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"and a bunch of pictures of Brad
Pitt with my face glued on it
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"so it looks like my face
is kissing Brad Pitt's face.
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But that's all planted, folks.
It's not real."
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This is a classic move.
We've seen this before, right?
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Yeah. At some point, every kid
has tried to pull this move
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with their parents when they're
about to get busted. It's like,
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"Before you search my room
for weed, you should just know
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"that there have been,
like, a lot of burglars
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"breaking into people's houses
and putting half-smoked joints
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"inside old sneakers,
so if you find something,
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that's probably them."
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What is amazing to me
is how totally united
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every single conservative
has been
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in defending Trump,
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when we still have no idea
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what the FBI found
at Mar-a-Lago.
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No one-- no conservative been
like, "Well, wait, let's-let's
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wait and see." Actually,
I think Senator Scott said that.
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The rest of them--
they're just like, "Aah! No."
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I do know this: I haven't
seen one person on Fox
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who's even open to the idea
that Trump
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may have done something wrong,
not even one.
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It feels like if someone
at Fox even suggested
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that Trump might be wrong,
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a trap door would open.
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Yeah, they'd just
fall into a pit of pronouns.
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"Aah! Aah!
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"They, them, he, me? Aah!
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I don't get it.
I don't get it."
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So...
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in 48 hours,
conservatives have decided
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the FBI is corrupt,
Trump is being framed,
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and the only crime
he could be guilty of
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is looking so damn good
in that suit.
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As for the rest of us,
we're just gonna have to
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wait and see
how the story unfolds.
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All right, that's it
for today's headlines.
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But let's move on to something
that everybody loves.
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It's time to check in
on today's lotto numbers
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with our very own
Dulcé Sloan, everybody!
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-(cheering, applause)
-Yeah!
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-Yay!
-So excited, Dulcé!
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It's me.
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-Hello. Hello.
-(cheering, applause continuing)
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So good to have you back.
I'm excited for today.
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-So, uh--
-(cheering, applause stops)
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-Dulcé, uh, are you, uh,
-Hello.
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are you excited
to do the lotto for the people?
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I plead the Fifth, Trevor.
(laughs)
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But let's get started, okay?
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You lotto,
I lotto, hey, hey.
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K!
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What-- The letter K?
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No, Dulcé, that's not how
the lotto works. Come on, we--
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-Dulcé, why? -Oh, no,
we're not doing numbers,
334
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we're doing letters today.
335
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Because you know
what else doesn't work?
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Your lotto.
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I mean, what are we giving out?
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Every time I do this,
nobody wins.
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00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,264
Yeah, but most people
don't win the lot--
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The lotto's not about winning,
it's just about the numbers
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and then you sit home, you're
like, "I would have picked
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those numbers," and then you
try and guess the numbers.
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That's all it is.
You didn't win the billion,
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I didn't win the billion,
but we had fun with the billion.
345
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But at some point,
somebody was gonna win.
346
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In this lotto, nobody wins.
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Name one person
that's won your lotto.
348
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,754
-Okay, that's not the point
of lotto-- That is the point!
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E.
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You see?
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Today, I'm not picking numbers.
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Because you didn't give anybody
a paper with numbers.
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Does anybody in here have
a slip of some sort?
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-They can go "Me! Me!"
-AUDIENCE: No!
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00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:13,547
So why, why
would I pick numbers?
356
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I'm picking a name.
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You know why? 'Cause everybody
has a name, right?
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(cheering and applause)
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-I...
-Listen, listen, I mean,
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what's your name, Trevor?
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-Trevor.
-Right!
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See? You got the "E."
You're still in it.
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Okay, listen, by the way,
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Domino's Pizza
closing in Italy...
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(clicks tongue)
that's so embarrassing.
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Do you know how bad something
has to be to close in Rome?
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The Colosseum is still open,
368
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and it's in ruins.
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It's not getting renovated
or nothing.
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House Hunters is not coming.
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Them funny-looking twin boys
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that look like
they murder people,
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they not coming.
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(laughter, applause)
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But the Colosseum? Still open.
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-That's true. Domino's is gone.
-Jesus-- Listen,
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Jesus headlined there
2,000 years ago
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and they're still lining up
to get in.
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But Domino's?
They were like, "Uh-uh!
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This shit's got to close!"
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But I-I get it.
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'Cause you-- Can you imagine
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being a beautiful
Italian tomato...
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...and you end up
in a Domino's pizza?
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Girl, ew!
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"I."
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00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,301
No, what is...
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00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,636
Wh-What?
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00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,771
(applause)
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00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,508
I don't know why you're...
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"S."
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00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:56,083
By the way, WhatsApp letting you
sneak out of group chats?
393
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,417
Mm-mm.
394
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,021
I want you to know I'm leaving.
395
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I need you to know.
396
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,793
You know why I'm leaving?
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'Cause this chat is dry.
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I'm talking
"40 days in the desert
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00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,169
sucking on sweaters" dry!
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00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:18,839
"Chalk in your eyeballs" dry!
401
00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:21,175
The only reason
people leave group chats
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00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,509
is 'cause it's boring.
403
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,844
Y'all in there
talking about socks.
404
00:17:23,944 --> 00:17:26,280
I don't even like shoes.
I'm gone!
405
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,549
But you know what?
406
00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:29,716
You know
what we need to bring back
407
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,585
to really let people know
we left this chat?
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00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:34,388
That AOL door slam. Y'all
remember the AOL door slam?
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00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,089
-(scattered cheers)
-You left that chat
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00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,391
and it was like, "Bam!"
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I want that sound
for everything.
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00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,695
When you unfollow somebody, bam.
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00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,231
You unfriend somebody, bam.
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00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,733
Or when you block somebody,
I want Mutombo to pop up
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00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,203
and be like, "Not in my phone."
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00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:51,905
(laughter, applause)
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00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,074
(cheering)
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00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,545
"H"!
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00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,780
Oh, wait, wait, is that...
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-"A"!
-Oh, wow! Keisha!
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00:18:01,782 --> 00:18:03,684
Congratulations, Keisha,
you won the lotto!
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00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:06,553
(cheering and applause)
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00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,188
Dulcé Sloan, everybody!
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00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,857
Congratulations, Keisha!
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00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,059
When we-- when we come back,
Jordan Klepper
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is gonna be back on the campaign
trail, so don't go away!
427
00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:17,798
This was fun. This was fun.
I like this.
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00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,933
-Congratulations, Keisha.
-(cheering and applause)
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00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,837
(cheering, applause)
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00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,578
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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Even if Donald Trump survives
all the legal troubles,
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he's not going to live forever.
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So the question is,
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what does the future hold
for this movement?
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Well, Jordan Klepper
went back on the road
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to a Trump rally to find out.
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00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,061
♪ ♪
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(heart beating)
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KLEPPER:
It's primary election season
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when Republicans pick
the direction of the GOP
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heading into the midterms.
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00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,239
And to see what ideas
and candidates
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the MAGA crowd
are most excited about,
444
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,743
I went to a good old
cheese-and-brat-fueled
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00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,113
Trump rally
in Waukesha, Wisconsin.
446
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,881
We got Abe, Ronnie.
447
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,750
You guys going to rob some banks
and go surfing later?
448
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,084
That wasn't the plan.
449
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,253
-There's a war going on. Okay?
-Sure.
450
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,088
-In Russia, Ukraine.
-No.
451
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,491
There's a war going on
for our minds.
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00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,027
It's going to be a great rally
today, okay.
453
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,361
Beautiful people.
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00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,963
That's... pretty spot on.
455
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,232
Who would Donald Trump try
to impersonate?
456
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,467
-Weightlifters. (grunting)
-Yeah.
457
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,835
You know that one?
458
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,305
-Yeah. Mussolini?
-Mussolin... No. Well...
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00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,041
-You've never tried to
impersonate him? -Never, never.
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00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,476
KLEPPER: President Trump was
in town to lend his support
461
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,713
to incumbent senator
and treason buddy Ron Johnson.
462
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,515
Trump was also
throwing his weight
463
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,884
behind candidate
for governor Tim Michels,
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00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,955
a local businessman
who's proudly not a politician.
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00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,957
-Michels for governor. -Is it
important to find an outsider
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00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,192
to... to support your ideas?
467
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,461
That's what it takes
instead of having somebody
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00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:58,097
that's been in there for years
and years and years, and...
469
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,832
Make a change.
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00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,867
Ron Johnson's also running
in Wisconsin for his third term.
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00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,970
-You voting for him?
-Yes. Definitely.
472
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,905
-It's important
to keep the steady... -Yes.
473
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,941
-...steady Washingtonian vibe
in there, right? -Right. Yes.
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00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,376
'Cause without that,
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00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,245
-you just have a bunch of
change that's happening. -Yes.
476
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,314
I like Ron Johnson. We're trying
to get election integrity.
477
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,683
You wouldn't bring fake electors
in and shove that
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00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,652
-on somebody to try
to affect an election? -Right.
479
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,687
-You wouldn't vote
for somebody like that? -Right.
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00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,923
-Ron Johnson did that.
-We want people
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00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,360
that believe
in the Constitution.
482
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,830
He did try to bring
fake electors to Mike Pence.
483
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,231
Okay.
484
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,866
KLEPPER:
The MAGA crowd is celebrating
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00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,936
their SCOTUS ruling, turning
back the clock on women's rights
486
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,305
half a century,
but is that far enough?
487
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,807
When you think about
the future of the GOP,
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00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,176
what decade from the past
does it look like?
489
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,545
-I would say fifties. Fifties,
you know? -Fifties?
490
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,414
-1850s.
-19...
491
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,815
-1950s.
-1950s.
492
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,183
-Okay, so 1950s?
-Yup.
493
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,152
-Not slavery, 1850s,
-Yeah.
494
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,421
-but pre-civil rights 1960s.
-Yep.
495
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,024
-That's, like, the sweet spot.
-It's a happy medium.
496
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,727
-It's a happy medium. Things are
separate but equal. -Yeah.
497
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,229
KLEPPER: I had hoped
this crowd would want
498
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,365
to keep discussing real issues
and not get distracted
499
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:10,436
by conspiracies,
but people had some thoughts.
500
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,638
I'm not gonna be a conspiracist
or anything like that,
501
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:16,142
but I just watched a movie last
week with Robin Williams in it.
502
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,710
It was called...
503
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,512
-Man of the Year.
-Man of the Year.
504
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,281
And guess what? They had
election fraud back then.
505
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,783
-The machines--
they're switching -Yeah.
506
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,485
to doing it electronically,
and they were counting wrong.
507
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,288
-Is this a documentary?
-No, it's just a movie.
508
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,257
Are there any lessons
we can take from Mork & Mindy?
509
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,792
No.
510
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,461
Who do you guys see as the
current legitimate president?
511
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,097
Uh, I don't think
we currently have one.
512
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,066
If we do, maybe,
hopefully, Trump's running
513
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,802
behind the scenes, keeping
the military on our side.
514
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,103
The recent attack
that took out
515
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,439
the leader of Al Qaeda--
who ordered that attack?
516
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,840
I don't know. I didn't
read a whole lot of that.
517
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,809
I try to stay out of the media
as much as possible,
518
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,812
'cause it's all a bunch
of theatrics anyways, so...
519
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,281
Yeah, and you're not somebody
who gives in to theatrics.
520
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,649
-Right.
-Right.
521
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,352
There's a huge push
for normalizing pedophilia.
522
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,519
How do they normalize it--
523
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,154
are they making pedophiles
look cool?
524
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:03,356
Well, if you go online,
there's a whole
525
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:06,592
-list of pedophile symbols. Yes.
-Really?
526
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,128
They're-- they're, like,
circular symbols, there's tri--
527
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,397
and there's a lot of triangles,
there's colors.
528
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,899
Lot of them are pizza--
pizza related.
529
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,003
Like Ping-Pong Pizza,
for example, in D.C.
530
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,537
-That's a pedophile pizza?
-Yes.
531
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,073
What-- If I order a pizza,
what images should I be,
532
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,975
-uh, on the lookout for?
-Triangle.
533
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,610
-A triangle would mean--
-With a circle.
534
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,646
-Pedophile made that pizza.
-Yep.
535
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,448
KLEPPER: From PizzaGate
to Robin Williams-gate,
536
00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:31,784
this rally had everything,
because they're followers
537
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,319
of this guy.
538
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,856
Well, nobody's gotten to the
bottom of 9/11, unfortunately.
539
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,491
What don't we know about 9/11?
540
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,059
I think it was all planned.
541
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,629
I think that it came down
on their explosives.
542
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,065
-It's an inside job.
-Yes, I think so.
543
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,501
-But I think Bush
knew it was happening. -Really?
544
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,336
Is Biden just
wasting time there?
545
00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:52,038
Biden doesn't know
what he's doing.
546
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,707
He recently just
killed the head of Al Qaeda.
547
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,375
-I don't believe it.
-W-- Do you think
548
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:58,811
that's just
a-a made-up news story?
549
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,914
Just like, uh,
bin Laden with Obama.
550
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,382
Clarify who's still alive.
Bin Laden--
551
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:06,285
-JFK Jr. is.
-JFK Jr. is still alive.
552
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,954
-JFK Jr. is still alive?
-Yeah. -Yes.
553
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,489
-So-so-- -I think JFK Jr.
is gonna try
554
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,526
and expose globalists
because they killed his father.
555
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,262
I thought he was a magazine
magnate who lived in New York.
556
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:17,897
Yeah, I don't think so.
557
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,465
What do you think of the state
of education in America--
558
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,167
could we be doing better?
559
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:22,868
-We absolutely could be doing
better. -Ah. Yeah.
560
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,136
These kids could grow up
561
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,905
and they could go on
to believe crazy things.
562
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:26,906
-Yeah, they did.
-Absolutely.
563
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,241
Everything's coded.
564
00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:30,009
And I've been learning gematria,
so...
565
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,244
What's gematria?
566
00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:32,878
Can I pull my phone out
for a second?
567
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:36,115
-Sure. -Okay, so it's called the
gematria and it's a calculator.
568
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:39,252
KLEPPER: Gematria is
a mystic numerological key
569
00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:42,321
and an app which allows
believers to type in words
570
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,624
and get back meaningful numbers.
571
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,892
You type it in the calculator,
you get these numbers.
572
00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:50,296
And so Michael Jackson's
last concert was This Is It--
573
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:51,397
comes to 113.
574
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,232
You know what that means?
575
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,867
Do you?
I-I don't know what that means.
576
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,603
So, 113 means "not true."
577
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,539
So, Michael Jackson,
that wasn't his last concert?
578
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,475
-And he's alive.
-Michael Jackson's alive.
579
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,977
People are talking.
Is bin Laden still alive?
580
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,615
-Tim, um...
-Do... What's...
581
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:10,816
Are you doing math right now?
582
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,286
No, I'm trying to remember
his real name.
583
00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:14,687
-Tim...
-Osama.
584
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,489
-Osama bin Laden.
-Yeah, Tim...
585
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:19,358
-Tim? -Someone.
Uh, forgot his-his last name.
586
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,193
-He's...
-Tim is not the most Saudi name.
587
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,996
-And he wasn't Saudi.
He was from the CIA. -He wasn't?
588
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,198
How does MAGA and Trump
fit into all this?
589
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,969
Well, Trump, 88.
590
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,772
-Help me out with that.
-J. Kennedy, 88.
591
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,574
So they're the same person?
592
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:35,975
I don't know.
593
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,343
That's what gematria says.
594
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:38,511
Type-type this--
595
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,580
"America is in a bad place."
596
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:42,782
146.
597
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,950
What's 146 mean?
598
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,419
-"Let's go, Brandon," 146.
-That's it. Right?
599
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,789
-That-that means...
-"Let's go, Brandon" is 146.
600
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:50,990
"Let's go, Brandon" is 146.
601
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,259
-And so is "America
is in a bad place"? -Yes.
602
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,927
Yes. Let's go, Brandon.
603
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,996
D-- But do we want
to connect those two?
604
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,798
-Well, we are connecting it.
-(chuckles)
605
00:24:58,898 --> 00:24:59,999
That is connected.
606
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,334
It-it does feel connected.
607
00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:02,935
-It do-- Does it feel good?
-I think...
608
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:04,837
-Do you have goosebumps yet?
-I-I'm getting goosebumps
609
00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:06,239
-right now.
-I have goosebumps, too.
610
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,640
KLEPPER:
So the Wisconsin MAGAites
611
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,943
were turning the conspiracy talk
up to letter "K,"
612
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,011
which is 11.
613
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,879
But all that talk
made me hungry.
614
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,081
Hello!
615
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,616
Good!
616
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,684
I'd like to get a...
slice of pizza.
617
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,486
Just a... just a slice of pizza.
618
00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:22,855
No... no symbolism in that.
619
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,390
Just a regular old slice
of pizza.
620
00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:27,093
Do you have any, like,
in a s-- like, square slices?
621
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:29,862
You get rid of that triangular
corner, that'd be great.
622
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,464
See ya at the midterms.
623
00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,299
I got goosebumps already.
624
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:34,800
I can assure you,
625
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:35,835
this is my lunch.
626
00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,403
It has nothing to do
with pedophilia.
627
00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:38,771
(cheering and applause)
628
00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,106
Thank you so much again,
Jordan Klepper.
629
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,641
All right, stay tuned,
because when we come back,
630
00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,577
Akin Omotoso
will be joining me on the show.
631
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,779
-You don't want to miss it.
-(cheering and applause)
632
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,426
(cheering)
633
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,997
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
634
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:08,534
My guest tonight
is director Akin Omotoso.
635
00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:11,704
He's here to talk about his
new film that tells the story
636
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,206
of the Giannis Antetokounmpo
and his family
637
00:26:14,307 --> 00:26:16,642
and how their determination
helped launch the career
638
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,011
of three NBA champions.
639
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:22,114
Rise is streaming right now
on Disney+ and will be available
640
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:25,851
on Hulu and ESPN+
beginning August 18.
641
00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:30,957
-(blows whistle)
-(indistinct chatter)
642
00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,092
Feeling good today.
(chuckles)
643
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,163
(players snickering)
644
00:26:41,534 --> 00:26:43,936
Hey. Show them who we are.
645
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,271
Who wants this more, huh?
646
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,486
Please welcome Akin Omotoso.
647
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,555
-♪ ♪
-(cheering, applause)
648
00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,961
(indistinct chatter)
649
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,136
Oh, man.
650
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,905
-Akin Omotoso.
-Trevor Noah.
651
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,341
-Welcome to The Daily Show.
-Thank you,
652
00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:23,509
-thank you. -we say it
like we're enemies
653
00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:26,379
but we actually are very,
very old friends.
654
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,814
Can I tell you what a pleasure
it was for me to discover this.
655
00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:31,851
-So, I mean, everybody in
the world loves Giannis. -Yes.
656
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,520
You know, I remember
the first time I went to Greece,
657
00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,656
people in the streets just
chanting his name, loving...
658
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,025
The NBA is blowing up in Europe
because of him.
659
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,593
You know, all around Africa,
you know,
660
00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,395
-the NBA is getting bigger
because of him. -Yeah, yeah.
661
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:44,664
And then I heard that Disney
was going to be making a movie.
662
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,065
I was like,
this is gonna be phenomenal.
663
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,566
I was like,
who's gonna direct it?
664
00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,535
I was like, where do you get
somebody who understands Nigeria
665
00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:51,070
but understands being
an immigrant around the world
666
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,438
but understands
the world of basketball.
667
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:53,606
You can't find a person
who knows all of this.
668
00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:54,974
(laughs)
669
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:58,110
And then I found out it was you,
Akin Omotoso, a Nigerian
670
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,212
who lived in South Africa,
then moved to Los Angeles,
671
00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:01,213
who loves basketball.
672
00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:02,615
Perfect fit, congratulations.
673
00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:03,983
-(applause)
-Thank you.
674
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,818
(laughs)
Thank you.
675
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,486
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
676
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,021
I mean, let's just start
at the beginning.
677
00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:11,657
You-You've directed,
you know, many movies,
678
00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,225
you-you-you've told
many stories.
679
00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:16,028
But what made you think, "This
is a story I have to tell"?
680
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,064
-Well, I've always been
a big basketball fan. -Right.
681
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:21,634
So anyone who knows me knows,
basketball-- I'm the guy.
682
00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:23,636
And then I became
really obsessed
683
00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:25,705
-with African players
in the NBA. -Yeah.
684
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:28,507
So every time there's the draft,
I would check, well,
685
00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:31,043
who's-- what are the names
that resemble the ones
686
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:32,511
-that we recognize, right?
-(Trevor laughs)
687
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:34,580
-And what's their story
to get to the draft? -Yeah.
688
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,549
So, when,
when Giannis was drafted,
689
00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:40,353
and I read his story in 2013,
he hasn't bounced a ball.
690
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:43,956
This is before being a two-time
MVP and all this stuff.
691
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,524
I read his story and I said,
692
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,159
"If ever I make
a basketball movie,
693
00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,861
it's this gentleman's story
I want to tell."
694
00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,663
It really is
a story worth telling
695
00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:53,165
because people see him now,
you know, and he's a star--
696
00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:56,202
the Greek Freak--
and it seems obvious.
697
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:57,603
But, man,
when you watch the movie,
698
00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:59,972
you realize
what a journey he was on.
699
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,173
You went to those locations
700
00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:02,575
and you made the story
in the real place.
701
00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:04,043
You could've done it anywhere,
you could have faked it.
702
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:07,146
Why did you go to the actual
land where it happened?
703
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,648
-For me, that authenticity
was important. -Uh-huh.
704
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,183
Like, you had to...
you know, in the movie,
705
00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:12,852
the basketball court
where they're on,
706
00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,820
that's the basketball court
he started playing on.
707
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,188
-I love that.
-When he's sleeping in the gym,
708
00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:17,857
that's the gym he slept in.
709
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,325
You know, when they're selling,
710
00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:20,993
that's where they...
that's where they sold.
711
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,562
So that-that authenticity,
for me, was just important.
712
00:29:23,663 --> 00:29:25,665
You know, you talk about
him sleeping in a gym.
713
00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,934
You talk... You know,
we saw the clip with the shoes.
714
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,335
People really don't understand
715
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:32,738
how hard Giannis and his family
worked to get here.
716
00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,841
And what was interesting was
in the making of the movie,
717
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,411
you know, we saw, for instance,
with the Williams sisters,
718
00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:40,579
they were heavily involved
in the telling of the story
719
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,082
'cause they wanted their
story to be told accurately.
720
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,317
Giannis said the same thing.
721
00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:47,053
He said, "I do not want this
to be about me,
722
00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:48,521
"'cause this is about
what the family did
723
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:49,722
to get me here."
724
00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,190
So, how did you gain his trust?
725
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,992
How did he say, "No, you know
what, you are the right guy
726
00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,226
and you get it?"
727
00:29:54,327 --> 00:29:55,595
What was that connection like?
728
00:29:55,695 --> 00:29:57,496
So, the thing is like, firstly,
729
00:29:57,597 --> 00:29:59,565
what a generous gift,
the family.
730
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:01,601
Like, as you see him
with the family,
731
00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:02,902
-Mm-hmm.
-that's how it was.
732
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,671
Like, he wanted
to make sure that his...
733
00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:08,474
the sacrifices of his
mom and dad came through.
734
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:10,476
-It's a love letter to his
parents, you know. -Right.
735
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,179
Um, he has that beautiful
speech in his MVP speech
736
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,814
where it says, "You know,
when you're a little kid,
737
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,248
"you don't see the future,
738
00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:17,750
but your parents
see the future for you."
739
00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,952
And they had parents
that saw the future for them.
740
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:23,489
So, every meeting with them
is a family meeting.
741
00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:25,658
It's Giannis, it's Veronica,
742
00:30:25,758 --> 00:30:28,261
it's Thanasis, Kostas and Alex,
743
00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:30,029
producer Bernie Goldmann
and the folks from Disney,
744
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:33,299
we all gather around
to discuss the film,
745
00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,101
like it's a family affair,
you know.
746
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,236
Um, and they were so generous.
I mean, his mom
747
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,373
gave us access, Yetide, who
plays his mom so beautifully,
748
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:43,776
-Yes. -she had Veronika's
number, we could call on them.
749
00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:46,012
You know, it was--
it was a real family affair.
750
00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:49,048
And I think that
they were so open to us
751
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,550
having access and
getting the story right.
752
00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:53,753
And for me,
I wanted to get it right.
753
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,589
There was no-- Like,
I was very happy to, like,
754
00:30:56,689 --> 00:30:58,858
"Giannis, is this
how it went down?" And he--
755
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,294
And they were so generous
like that, so it was great.
756
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:04,130
Let's talk about
Giannis himself.
757
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:07,366
You know, I like that you said
he gave a motivational speech,
758
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,168
you know, when he was the MVP.
759
00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:12,204
It seems like this
is how he sees the world.
760
00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:14,140
Every press conference
I've seen of his,
761
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,475
he says something inspirational.
You know,
762
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,810
people go like,
"Oh, you-you had a great game.
763
00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:18,945
What does this mean
for the future?" He's like,
764
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,279
"The game has passed.
I'm only looking
765
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,814
-"to what I'm gonna do next.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
766
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,749
You know, you're only as good
as your last game." But he seems
767
00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:26,352
like he lives this.
In-in dissecting his story,
768
00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,487
did you find
where the magic came from?
769
00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:31,223
What is it that managed,
you know, where a family
770
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,225
managed to create
three NBA champions?
771
00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:34,594
How-- Like,
how is that possible?
772
00:31:34,694 --> 00:31:37,029
Well, I think, like I said,
you know, the first time
773
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:39,231
you hear the story, you go,
"This is amazing.
774
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,500
-This is an amazing story.
How is this possible?" -Right.
775
00:31:41,534 --> 00:31:43,502
And then you meet them
and they're so authentic.
776
00:31:43,603 --> 00:31:45,504
And I think it's that humility
and the understanding-- I mean,
777
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:48,341
the other day, um, he--
they were asking about
778
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,543
the Greek team. "How is the team
gonna adjust to you?"
779
00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:52,845
-And he's like, "No, I adjust
to the team." -Wow.
780
00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:55,214
Uh, you know, and so that's
the mantra, and I think
781
00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:57,850
that's-that's the thing
that everybody responds to.
782
00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:00,319
You know, you're a director.
You-You're capturing the story.
783
00:32:00,453 --> 00:32:03,122
You want to us feel the pain
that Giannis and his people felt
784
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,558
but you also want us to,
you know, sort of, like,
785
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:07,927
not villainize the Greek people
he grew up with.
786
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,463
How do you-how do you find that
balance in storytelling?
787
00:32:10,563 --> 00:32:13,466
Well, I think, like everyone
who travels somewhere
788
00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:14,834
-and comes into another place...
-Mm-hmm.
789
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,637
you-you're coming to a place
with expectations.
790
00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:20,673
So, for me, Giannis' story
of Charles and Veronica
791
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,475
leaving Nigeria,
coming to Greece--
792
00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,777
similar to my grandparents
793
00:32:24,877 --> 00:32:27,013
who left Barbados
and went to London
794
00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:29,949
or my father and my-- and
my late mom-- rest her soul--
795
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,350
who moved to South Africa.
796
00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:33,019
-It's within our story.
-Mm-hmm.
797
00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:35,988
And so, for me, apart from
the warmth of the Adetokunbos
798
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,723
and how they approached
those things,
799
00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:39,558
I tapped into my grandparents
800
00:32:39,659 --> 00:32:41,494
and my grandparents, you know,
801
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:44,030
as immigrants in Barba--
from Bar-Barbados to London.
802
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,132
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -That house
was full of laughter.
803
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,868
That house was full of-of joy.
804
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,604
These are people who are
not allowing the circumstances
805
00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:53,673
-to dictate who they are
as people. -I love that.
806
00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:56,676
Some piece of paper says, "I'm
not a Greek," whatever that is.
807
00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:58,110
-But that's not my problem.
You know what I mean? -Uh-huh.
808
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,212
That-that piece of paper
is something else.
809
00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:01,514
I can be a human being,
810
00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,182
and I can transcend
all these things.
811
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,084
And I think that's the story
of the Adetokunbos.
812
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,019
They didn't allow
their circumstance
813
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,521
to dictate for them.
814
00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:09,789
And I think,
for someone like myself
815
00:33:09,889 --> 00:33:11,958
who has
all these multiple heritages,
816
00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,826
that's what--
that's what I identified with
817
00:33:13,926 --> 00:33:15,027
when I first read this story.
818
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,362
I was like, "This is my story.
819
00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,097
-This is..." You know
what I mean? -I love that. Yeah.
820
00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,199
-Don't let the circumstance
determine you. -(applause)
821
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,468
-Akin, great having you
on the show. -Likewise.
822
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,703
Congratulations.
823
00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:24,570
-I know we're gonna see you
again... -Thank you.
824
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:25,738
...for the next movie.
825
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:27,206
We're gonna take a quick break,
826
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:28,307
but we'll be right back
after this.
827
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:30,076
Akin Omotoso, everybody!
828
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,477
Make sure to catch the movie.
829
00:33:31,577 --> 00:33:33,379
-Thank you, my dude. So good.
-Thank you.
830
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:35,514
(cheering and applause)
831
00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:40,928
(cheering and applause)
832
00:33:43,097 --> 00:33:44,465
Well, that's our show
for tonight.
833
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:46,133
But before we go,
834
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,902
I just wanted to remind you
835
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838
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839
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840
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843
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844
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845
00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:11,058
Until next time,
stay safe out there.
846
00:34:11,158 --> 00:34:12,326
And remember--
847
00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:15,696
pleading the Fifth
doesn't make you a criminal.
848
00:34:16,664 --> 00:34:18,332
It's doing the crime that does.
849
00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:21,068
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
850
00:34:21,168 --> 00:34:24,905
The Democrats are weaponizing
the FBI, and it has to stop.
851
00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,975
The FBI is not here to weaponize
against another president.
852
00:34:28,075 --> 00:34:29,710
It never has happened before.
853
00:34:29,810 --> 00:34:33,414
Um, they should go after things
that are clearly a violation,
854
00:34:33,514 --> 00:34:35,282
meaning the Hunter laptop,
855
00:34:35,382 --> 00:34:37,451
which they don't even have
to investigate because...
856
00:34:37,551 --> 00:34:39,987
the laptop is right there.
All the evidence is there.
857
00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:42,590
Hillary.
All of that is not investigated.
858
00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:44,992
President Trump is investigated
because they're scared
859
00:34:45,025 --> 00:34:47,995
that he's running
and he will win again.