1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,135 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,670 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:07,608 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:11,578 Tonight-- Trump pleads the Fifth, 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,314 Jordan Klepper fingers Milwaukee, 6 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:16,884 and Akin Omotoso. 7 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:20,454 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 8 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:23,624 (applause and cheering) 9 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,234 What's going on, everybody? 10 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:35,769 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 11 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,237 Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:38,672 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,908 Good to see you, everybody. 14 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:43,310 Good to see you. Take a seat. Let's do this thing. 15 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:44,945 Let's jump straight into it. 16 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,281 We've got a really fun show for you tonight. 17 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,616 Domino's is dying in Italy, 18 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,019 Donald Trump has taken a vow of silence, 19 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:54,121 and if you love Jordan Klepper at Trump rallies, 20 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,622 you're gonna want to see this one 21 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,391 because it is probably the wildest one yet. 22 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,825 So let's do this people. 23 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,827 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 24 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,096 -♪ ♪ -(applause and cheering) 25 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,736 All right, before we get into the big stories, 26 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:13,073 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. 27 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,976 First up-- Domino's Pizza has announced 28 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,947 that it is closing the last of its restaurants Italy. 29 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,950 -(groaning) -And, yes, yes, they had Domino's in Italy. 30 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,353 -Italy has drunk people, too. -(laughter) 31 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,488 You know, if you ask me, them going out of business 32 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,823 in Italy was actually the best thing 33 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,325 that could have happened to them. 34 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:35,095 'Cause think about it. They came to the land of pizza. 35 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,531 And then they injected cheese into the crust? 36 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,299 (laughter) 37 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,001 Oh, they're lucky they didn't get the death penalty, you know? 38 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,369 Those Italians are just like, 39 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,770 "Mama, what have you done to the pita? 40 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,539 How can you do this?!" 41 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,908 Meanwhile in international news, 42 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,511 Cuban firefighters have successfully extinguished 43 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,313 the largest fire in Cuba's history, 44 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:54,948 which burned for five days 45 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,518 after lightning struck an oil depot 46 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,387 that generates power for basically the entire country. 47 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,856 Yeah. And honestly, I was just surprised 48 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,125 to learn that America knows how to make lightning now. 49 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,560 (laughter) 50 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,962 Oh, and in, uh... in tech news... 51 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,266 In tech news, WhatsApp, 52 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,468 the world's largest messaging app has announced 53 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,069 that it is launching a new privacy feature 54 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,672 that'll allow users to leave group chats 55 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,941 without everyone in the group knowing. Yeah. 56 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,076 -(applause) -Which is a much better system 57 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:26,079 than the one before. Yeah. 58 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,816 Yeah, because before this, you have to text everyone 59 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,218 in the group that you were going out 60 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,087 for a pack of cigarettes and then just never come back. 61 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,756 And I know. I know for most Americans, 62 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,224 WhatsApp is like Celsius. 63 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,093 You sort of know what it is, but you don't use it. 64 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:42,563 But for the rest of the world, this is huge news. 65 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,097 You got to understand. 66 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,835 Almost everyone in the world uses WhatsApp. 67 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:52,439 The problem is, anyone can add anyone else to a group chat. 68 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,708 Yeah. You don't have to have consent from them. 69 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,109 You may not even know these people. 70 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,912 This morning, I spent an hour arguing 71 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,515 with Adebowale and 42 other Africans 72 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,851 about whether coal stoves are better than wood-burning stoves. 73 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,185 But here's the thing. Here's the thing. 74 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,520 I don't own a coal stove. 75 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,222 I don't own a wood-burning stove, and worst of all, 76 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,857 I don't even know who Adebowale is! 77 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,692 I don't know, but I can't leave the group chat, 78 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,427 because every time I try, WhatsApp notifies them. 79 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,895 And then Adebowale's like "Hey, Trevor, 80 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,463 "we added you back in the chat. We saw you left, huh? 81 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,065 "Something must have happened. 82 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,200 So, as I was saying, if the wood burns, the egusi soup..." 83 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,269 -No! -(applause) 84 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,304 I'm just going to creep out. 85 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:28,509 Just going to slowly creep out, just disappear from the group. 86 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,177 All right, let's move on to the story 87 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:33,213 that is still rocking these here United States. 88 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,716 And it's about Donald "You're Making Me Crazy" Trump. 89 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,552 -(laughter) -America's wildest former president 90 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:41,088 is being hit with multiple criminal investigations 91 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,689 for no reason, 92 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,758 except for all the crimes he probably committed. 93 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,094 -(laughter, applause, cheering) -So, 94 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,497 to try and keep up with all the latest persecutions, 95 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:53,000 it's time for a brand-new segment we call 96 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,202 "America's Most Tremendously Wanted." 97 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:58,005 ♪ ♪ 98 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,951 All right, let's start in New York State, 99 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,388 which is currently investigating Trump's businesses 100 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,123 for tax fraud. 101 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,859 Yeah, because apparently, when he was trying to get loans 102 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:22,229 from the bank, he was all like, "I'm balling out of control." 103 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:25,199 But then, when he was reporting his taxes to the IRS, 104 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:28,602 suddenly he was like, "Hey, I ain't got no money, sir." 105 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,638 And as part of this investigation, 106 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,707 the New York attorney general has already questioned 107 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,976 Trump's beloved children-- and also Eric. 108 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:40,914 But today, today was the Donald's turn to go under oath, 109 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,716 and I'll give credit to the man. 110 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,318 You know, he could have bitched out, 111 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,320 but, no, he stood tall 112 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,488 and he walked into that interrogation room 113 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,490 and then bitched out. 114 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,093 Former President Donald Trump says he has invoked 115 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,929 his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination, 116 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,732 refusing to answer any questions in his deposition 117 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,134 before New York Attorney General Letitia James. 118 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:04,171 In a statement Trump says he had no choice 119 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:07,040 because he and his family are the targets of what he called 120 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:10,377 "an unfounded, politically motivated witch hunt." 121 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,112 Trump was set to testify under oath 122 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,680 about his business practices, 123 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:17,451 but faced with those questions, he's decided not to talk. 124 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,820 W-Wait. 125 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,156 Trump decided not to talk? 126 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,192 Yo, I mean, now we know 127 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,661 something shady is going on, right? 128 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:30,297 No, 'cause when has Donald Trump ever refused to talk? 129 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,799 We can't get the man to stop talking. 130 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,102 Donald Trump not talking is like Taylor Swift taking the bus. 131 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,671 That's not a thing. 132 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:41,742 I didn't even know this guy was capable of not talking. 133 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,877 He must have been shocked. 134 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,547 Yeah, when he found out that not speaking was 135 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,483 something that was allowed, he must've been like, 136 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:53,620 "You mean this thing doesn't have to be moving 24-7? 137 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,155 "That's amazing. 138 00:05:55,255 --> 00:06:00,060 "I could just close my mouth and keep it closed, 139 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,130 "and everything would be fine, so fine. 140 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,599 "Such a beautiful idea. 141 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,168 "Total silence. 142 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:12,139 "More silence than anyone in the history of silence, 143 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,708 "And here I go, folks. 144 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,177 "Silence. 145 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:18,512 "You're not hearing a thing. 146 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,847 "Wonderful silence. 147 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,349 "It's so quiet-- you can't hear anything. 148 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:25,118 Nobody's ever been this quiet." 149 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,189 "So quiet." (laughing): Now... 150 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:32,826 -(applause) -A lot of people... 151 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,464 A lot of people, a lot of people believe 152 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,434 that when you plead the Fifth, it means that you're guilty. 153 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,070 But no, look, I don't believe that, all right? 154 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,472 I know people do, but I don't believe that. 155 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:48,141 Right, you might just not want to incriminate yourself. 156 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,744 But I get it-- there are some people who truly believe 157 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,747 that if you plead the Fifth, you are guilty, 158 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,817 and one of those people is Donald J. Trump. 159 00:06:56,917 --> 00:07:00,320 Taking the Fifth, I think it's disgraceful. 160 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:04,024 Fifth Amendment, Fifth Amendment, Fifth Amendment. 161 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,026 Horrible. Horrible. 162 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,661 The mob takes the Fifth. 163 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,531 If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment? 164 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,899 Yes, Donald, if you're innocent, 165 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,834 why are you taking the Fifth Amendment? 166 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,536 (applause) 167 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,872 Why are you taking the Fifth Amendment? 168 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,844 It's really amazing how, of all of Trump's enemies, 169 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,647 his worst enemy is just him from the past. 170 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,515 Yeah, that-that guy's relentless. 171 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,050 Present-day Trump is probably like, 172 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,251 "Why won't this guy just shut up? 173 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:35,122 "It's so easy. Just watch. Quiet. 174 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,058 Totally silent. Not a sound." 175 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:41,261 So when anyone else pleads the Fifth, 176 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,764 Trump says it proves that they're a criminal, 177 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,066 but now, now that Trump is in the hot seat, 178 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,535 suddenly he sees it in a different way. You know. 179 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,938 And maybe, maybe it's because his lawyers explained it to him 180 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,406 in a way that he would understand. 181 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,408 They're like, "See, sir, it's like signing an NDA, 182 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,310 but with yourself, you know." 183 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,612 "Oh, so I'm the porn star?" 184 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,380 -But it turns... -(laughter) 185 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,182 It turns out New York's investigation 186 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,218 might be the least of Trump's worries 187 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,752 because, you remember this, two days ago, 188 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,021 all right, the FBI raided Trump's house 189 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,356 to look for classified documents 190 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,358 that he illegally took from the White House. 191 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,026 And remember, remember this, 192 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:16,029 we do not know what those documents are. 193 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,931 All right? They could be anything. 194 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,132 They could be nuclear codes. 195 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,901 They could be battle plans, 196 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,569 or-or Ivanka's job description. 197 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,770 Yeah, that was so top secret, 198 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:26,240 even she didn't know what it was. 199 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,474 Or even worse, he could have taken 200 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:30,043 the introductions to the White House TV remote. 201 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,946 Yeah. Now Joe Biden has no idea how to change the channel. 202 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,348 He's like, "Come on, man. 203 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:36,049 "I-I just want to watch Happy Days. 204 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,184 "Come on, man. 205 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:41,355 Change the channel, please." 206 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:44,157 (laughter) 207 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,293 -(Trevor laughs) -(applause) 208 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,897 And I... I-I know, 209 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,465 I know some of you are wondering right now, 210 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:55,068 some of you are thinking, "Trevor, is a former president 211 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:58,138 "keeping documents that they have already had 212 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,674 in their possession, is that, that serious of a crime?" 213 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,809 You know? I mean, Trump didn't look at the documents 214 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,144 when he was president, 215 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,479 so you think he's looking at them now? 216 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,080 And look, I kind of agree with you. 217 00:09:07,181 --> 00:09:11,451 I'll be honest. I didn't think it was that serious of a matter. 218 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,020 But my opinion doesn't count. 219 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,022 The reason this is the way it is 220 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,057 is because there was once an American president 221 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,893 who believed that this crime was so serious, 222 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,429 he increased the penalty 223 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:26,567 from one year to five years in prison. 224 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,635 Now who was that president? 225 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,304 (laughter) 226 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,840 Donald "Just-Look-At-Him-Now" Trump. 227 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,508 NEWSWOMAN: Trump's removal of documents 228 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:38,345 might violate a 2018 act that he himself signed into law 229 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,048 increasing the penalty for improper handling of documents 230 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,250 to five years in prison. 231 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,419 Trump signed the law after he spent years 232 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:46,854 accusing Hillary Clinton 233 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,056 of illegally storing classified documents 234 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,958 on a private email server. 235 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,428 ♪ Looks like he did it again, ah. ♪ 236 00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:56,563 (applause and laughter) 237 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,066 Oh, I love this. 238 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,834 (applause continues) 239 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,035 How can you not? 240 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:05,339 After spending years saying, "Lock her up," 241 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:09,209 Donald Trump signed a law that might get him locked up instead. 242 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:13,080 This guy's basically a real-life Wile E. Coyote. 243 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,015 Yeah, he leaves traps for all his enemies, 244 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,350 but somehow he's the one 245 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,851 who keeps on getting smooshed on the road. 246 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,454 It's just him every single time. 247 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:25,859 So thanks to Trump, this crime is a big deal. 248 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,694 Which is why the red hat brigade 249 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,363 has come out in full force to defend him, 250 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,398 and they're throwing everything at the wall, everything. 251 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:34,935 "Oh, the Biden administration is just out to get Trump." 252 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,671 "Oh, the judge who approved the raid is anti-Trump." 253 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,073 "Yeah, uh, the mishandling the classified documents 254 00:10:40,174 --> 00:10:43,777 isn't a big deal, unless you're Hillary Clinton." 255 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,612 But today, today's really interesting. 256 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:49,783 They seem to be coalescing around a new talking point. 257 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,386 And it's that the FBI wasn't at Mar-a-Lago 258 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,054 to take evidence. 259 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,990 They were there to plant evidence. 260 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,760 NEWSWOMAN: Donald Trump, writing on Truth Social today... 261 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,270 Quite honestly, I'm concerned that 262 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,072 they may have planted something. 263 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,540 You know, at this point, who knows? 264 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,643 We know they doctor evidence. We know they plant evidence. 265 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,246 Do I know that the boxes of material they took 266 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,781 from Mar-a-Lago-- that they won't 267 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,883 put things in those boxes to entrap him? 268 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,719 -How do we know? -His lawyers said they brought in backpacks. 269 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,754 What wa-what was in those backpacks? Was-- 270 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,256 Did they bring those in to fill them up 271 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,824 or did they have something in there? 272 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,161 Yeah, what was in those backpacks? 273 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,963 Trump world-- everyone's doing this. 274 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,999 They're trying to get of-- ahead of everything. Right? 275 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,235 They're trying to get ahead of everyone hearing 276 00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:43,904 what the FBI found in this house by basically suggesting 277 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:47,641 that whatever it is, they put it there themselves. Yeah. 278 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,944 "The FBI is gonna say they found all these secret documents 279 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,881 "and a bunch of pictures of Brad Pitt with my face glued on it 280 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,717 "so it looks like my face is kissing Brad Pitt's face. 281 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,686 But that's all planted, folks. It's not real." 282 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,690 This is a classic move. We've seen this before, right? 283 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:07,261 Yeah. At some point, every kid has tried to pull this move 284 00:12:07,361 --> 00:12:10,163 with their parents when they're about to get busted. It's like, 285 00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:12,766 "Before you search my room for weed, you should just know 286 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,535 "that there have been, like, a lot of burglars 287 00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:17,204 "breaking into people's houses and putting half-smoked joints 288 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,306 "inside old sneakers, so if you find something, 289 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,809 that's probably them." 290 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,112 What is amazing to me is how totally united 291 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,548 every single conservative has been 292 00:12:27,648 --> 00:12:28,982 in defending Trump, 293 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,818 when we still have no idea 294 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:35,255 what the FBI found at Mar-a-Lago. 295 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,091 No one-- no conservative been like, "Well, wait, let's-let's 296 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,260 wait and see." Actually, I think Senator Scott said that. 297 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,096 The rest of them-- they're just like, "Aah! No." 298 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,332 I do know this: I haven't seen one person on Fox 299 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,501 who's even open to the idea that Trump 300 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,269 may have done something wrong, not even one. 301 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,872 It feels like if someone at Fox even suggested 302 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,208 that Trump might be wrong, 303 00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:56,210 a trap door would open. 304 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:59,479 Yeah, they'd just fall into a pit of pronouns. 305 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,114 "Aah! Aah! 306 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,550 "They, them, he, me? Aah! 307 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:07,120 I don't get it. I don't get it." 308 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,726 So... 309 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,162 in 48 hours, conservatives have decided 310 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,065 the FBI is corrupt, Trump is being framed, 311 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,734 and the only crime he could be guilty of 312 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,171 is looking so damn good in that suit. 313 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,473 As for the rest of us, we're just gonna have to 314 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,276 wait and see how the story unfolds. 315 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,878 All right, that's it for today's headlines. 316 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,613 But let's move on to something that everybody loves. 317 00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:34,348 It's time to check in on today's lotto numbers 318 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:37,417 with our very own Dulcé Sloan, everybody! 319 00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:39,586 -(cheering, applause) -Yeah! 320 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,623 -Yay! -So excited, Dulcé! 321 00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:44,591 It's me. 322 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,094 -Hello. Hello. -(cheering, applause continuing) 323 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,664 So good to have you back. I'm excited for today. 324 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,933 -So, uh-- -(cheering, applause stops) 325 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,568 -Dulcé, uh, are you, uh, -Hello. 326 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,870 are you excited to do the lotto for the people? 327 00:13:56,970 --> 00:14:00,107 I plead the Fifth, Trevor. (laughs) 328 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,142 But let's get started, okay? 329 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,745 You lotto, I lotto, hey, hey. 330 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,380 K! 331 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,814 What-- The letter K? 332 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,750 No, Dulcé, that's not how the lotto works. Come on, we-- 333 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,719 -Dulcé, why? -Oh, no, we're not doing numbers, 334 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,054 we're doing letters today. 335 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,822 Because you know what else doesn't work? 336 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,058 Your lotto. 337 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,928 I mean, what are we giving out? 338 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,729 Every time I do this, nobody wins. 339 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,264 Yeah, but most people don't win the lot-- 340 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,766 The lotto's not about winning, it's just about the numbers 341 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,234 and then you sit home, you're like, "I would have picked 342 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,735 those numbers," and then you try and guess the numbers. 343 00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:30,204 That's all it is. You didn't win the billion, 344 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,406 I didn't win the billion, but we had fun with the billion. 345 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,280 But at some point, somebody was gonna win. 346 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,816 In this lotto, nobody wins. 347 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,352 Name one person that's won your lotto. 348 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,754 -Okay, that's not the point of lotto-- That is the point! 349 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,958 E. 350 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,799 You see? 351 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,634 Today, I'm not picking numbers. 352 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,136 Because you didn't give anybody a paper with numbers. 353 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,772 Does anybody in here have a slip of some sort? 354 00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:08,842 -They can go "Me! Me!" -AUDIENCE: No! 355 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:13,547 So why, why would I pick numbers? 356 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,215 I'm picking a name. 357 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,885 You know why? 'Cause everybody has a name, right? 358 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,053 (cheering and applause) 359 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,156 -I... -Listen, listen, I mean, 360 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,791 what's your name, Trevor? 361 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,532 -Trevor. -Right! 362 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:34,067 See? You got the "E." You're still in it. 363 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:36,970 Okay, listen, by the way, 364 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,940 Domino's Pizza closing in Italy... 365 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,176 (clicks tongue) that's so embarrassing. 366 00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:47,214 Do you know how bad something has to be to close in Rome? 367 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,617 The Colosseum is still open, 368 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,286 and it's in ruins. 369 00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,890 It's not getting renovated or nothing. 370 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,860 House Hunters is not coming. 371 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,295 Them funny-looking twin boys 372 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,396 that look like they murder people, 373 00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:03,664 they not coming. 374 00:16:03,764 --> 00:16:05,332 (laughter, applause) 375 00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:09,670 But the Colosseum? Still open. 376 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,338 -That's true. Domino's is gone. -Jesus-- Listen, 377 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,173 Jesus headlined there 2,000 years ago 378 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,309 and they're still lining up to get in. 379 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,078 But Domino's? They were like, "Uh-uh! 380 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,580 This shit's got to close!" 381 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,082 But I-I get it. 382 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,284 'Cause you-- Can you imagine 383 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:28,222 being a beautiful Italian tomato... 384 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,060 ...and you end up in a Domino's pizza? 385 00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,064 Girl, ew! 386 00:16:38,899 --> 00:16:40,300 "I." 387 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,301 No, what is... 388 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,636 Wh-What? 389 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,771 (applause) 390 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,508 I don't know why you're... 391 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,078 "S." 392 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:56,083 By the way, WhatsApp letting you sneak out of group chats? 393 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,417 Mm-mm. 394 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,021 I want you to know I'm leaving. 395 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,358 I need you to know. 396 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,793 You know why I'm leaving? 397 00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:09,029 'Cause this chat is dry. 398 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,332 I'm talking "40 days in the desert 399 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,169 sucking on sweaters" dry! 400 00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:18,839 "Chalk in your eyeballs" dry! 401 00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:21,175 The only reason people leave group chats 402 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,509 is 'cause it's boring. 403 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,844 Y'all in there talking about socks. 404 00:17:23,944 --> 00:17:26,280 I don't even like shoes. I'm gone! 405 00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,549 But you know what? 406 00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:29,716 You know what we need to bring back 407 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,585 to really let people know we left this chat? 408 00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:34,388 That AOL door slam. Y'all remember the AOL door slam? 409 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,089 -(scattered cheers) -You left that chat 410 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,391 and it was like, "Bam!" 411 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,393 I want that sound for everything. 412 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,695 When you unfollow somebody, bam. 413 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,231 You unfriend somebody, bam. 414 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,733 Or when you block somebody, I want Mutombo to pop up 415 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,203 and be like, "Not in my phone." 416 00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:51,905 (laughter, applause) 417 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,074 (cheering) 418 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,545 "H"! 419 00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,780 Oh, wait, wait, is that... 420 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,682 -"A"! -Oh, wow! Keisha! 421 00:18:01,782 --> 00:18:03,684 Congratulations, Keisha, you won the lotto! 422 00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:06,553 (cheering and applause) 423 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,188 Dulcé Sloan, everybody! 424 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,857 Congratulations, Keisha! 425 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,059 When we-- when we come back, Jordan Klepper 426 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,695 is gonna be back on the campaign trail, so don't go away! 427 00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:17,798 This was fun. This was fun. I like this. 428 00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,933 -Congratulations, Keisha. -(cheering and applause) 429 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,837 (cheering, applause) 430 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,578 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 431 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,715 Even if Donald Trump survives all the legal troubles, 432 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,850 he's not going to live forever. 433 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,185 So the question is, 434 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,288 what does the future hold for this movement? 435 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,422 Well, Jordan Klepper went back on the road 436 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,459 to a Trump rally to find out. 437 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,061 ♪ ♪ 438 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,298 (heart beating) 439 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,033 KLEPPER: It's primary election season 440 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,535 when Republicans pick the direction of the GOP 441 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,803 heading into the midterms. 442 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,239 And to see what ideas and candidates 443 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,841 the MAGA crowd are most excited about, 444 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,743 I went to a good old cheese-and-brat-fueled 445 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,113 Trump rally in Waukesha, Wisconsin. 446 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,881 We got Abe, Ronnie. 447 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,750 You guys going to rob some banks and go surfing later? 448 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,084 That wasn't the plan. 449 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,253 -There's a war going on. Okay? -Sure. 450 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,088 -In Russia, Ukraine. -No. 451 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,491 There's a war going on for our minds. 452 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,027 It's going to be a great rally today, okay. 453 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,361 Beautiful people. 454 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,963 That's... pretty spot on. 455 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,232 Who would Donald Trump try to impersonate? 456 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,467 -Weightlifters. (grunting) -Yeah. 457 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,835 You know that one? 458 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,305 -Yeah. Mussolini? -Mussolin... No. Well... 459 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,041 -You've never tried to impersonate him? -Never, never. 460 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,476 KLEPPER: President Trump was in town to lend his support 461 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,713 to incumbent senator and treason buddy Ron Johnson. 462 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,515 Trump was also throwing his weight 463 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,884 behind candidate for governor Tim Michels, 464 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,955 a local businessman who's proudly not a politician. 465 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,957 -Michels for governor. -Is it important to find an outsider 466 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,192 to... to support your ideas? 467 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,461 That's what it takes instead of having somebody 468 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:58,097 that's been in there for years and years and years, and... 469 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,832 Make a change. 470 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,867 Ron Johnson's also running in Wisconsin for his third term. 471 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,970 -You voting for him? -Yes. Definitely. 472 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,905 -It's important to keep the steady... -Yes. 473 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,941 -...steady Washingtonian vibe in there, right? -Right. Yes. 474 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,376 'Cause without that, 475 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,245 -you just have a bunch of change that's happening. -Yes. 476 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,314 I like Ron Johnson. We're trying to get election integrity. 477 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,683 You wouldn't bring fake electors in and shove that 478 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,652 -on somebody to try to affect an election? -Right. 479 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,687 -You wouldn't vote for somebody like that? -Right. 480 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,923 -Ron Johnson did that. -We want people 481 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,360 that believe in the Constitution. 482 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,830 He did try to bring fake electors to Mike Pence. 483 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,231 Okay. 484 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,866 KLEPPER: The MAGA crowd is celebrating 485 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,936 their SCOTUS ruling, turning back the clock on women's rights 486 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,305 half a century, but is that far enough? 487 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,807 When you think about the future of the GOP, 488 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,176 what decade from the past does it look like? 489 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,545 -I would say fifties. Fifties, you know? -Fifties? 490 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,414 -1850s. -19... 491 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,815 -1950s. -1950s. 492 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,183 -Okay, so 1950s? -Yup. 493 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,152 -Not slavery, 1850s, -Yeah. 494 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,421 -but pre-civil rights 1960s. -Yep. 495 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,024 -That's, like, the sweet spot. -It's a happy medium. 496 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,727 -It's a happy medium. Things are separate but equal. -Yeah. 497 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,229 KLEPPER: I had hoped this crowd would want 498 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,365 to keep discussing real issues and not get distracted 499 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:10,436 by conspiracies, but people had some thoughts. 500 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,638 I'm not gonna be a conspiracist or anything like that, 501 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:16,142 but I just watched a movie last week with Robin Williams in it. 502 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,710 It was called... 503 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,512 -Man of the Year. -Man of the Year. 504 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,281 And guess what? They had election fraud back then. 505 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,783 -The machines-- they're switching -Yeah. 506 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,485 to doing it electronically, and they were counting wrong. 507 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,288 -Is this a documentary? -No, it's just a movie. 508 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,257 Are there any lessons we can take from Mork & Mindy? 509 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,792 No. 510 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,461 Who do you guys see as the current legitimate president? 511 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,097 Uh, I don't think we currently have one. 512 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,066 If we do, maybe, hopefully, Trump's running 513 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,802 behind the scenes, keeping the military on our side. 514 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,103 The recent attack that took out 515 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,439 the leader of Al Qaeda-- who ordered that attack? 516 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,840 I don't know. I didn't read a whole lot of that. 517 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,809 I try to stay out of the media as much as possible, 518 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,812 'cause it's all a bunch of theatrics anyways, so... 519 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,281 Yeah, and you're not somebody who gives in to theatrics. 520 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,649 -Right. -Right. 521 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,352 There's a huge push for normalizing pedophilia. 522 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,519 How do they normalize it-- 523 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,154 are they making pedophiles look cool? 524 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:03,356 Well, if you go online, there's a whole 525 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:06,592 -list of pedophile symbols. Yes. -Really? 526 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,128 They're-- they're, like, circular symbols, there's tri-- 527 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,397 and there's a lot of triangles, there's colors. 528 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,899 Lot of them are pizza-- pizza related. 529 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,003 Like Ping-Pong Pizza, for example, in D.C. 530 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,537 -That's a pedophile pizza? -Yes. 531 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,073 What-- If I order a pizza, what images should I be, 532 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,975 -uh, on the lookout for? -Triangle. 533 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,610 -A triangle would mean-- -With a circle. 534 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,646 -Pedophile made that pizza. -Yep. 535 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,448 KLEPPER: From PizzaGate to Robin Williams-gate, 536 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:31,784 this rally had everything, because they're followers 537 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,319 of this guy. 538 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,856 Well, nobody's gotten to the bottom of 9/11, unfortunately. 539 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,491 What don't we know about 9/11? 540 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,059 I think it was all planned. 541 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,629 I think that it came down on their explosives. 542 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,065 -It's an inside job. -Yes, I think so. 543 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,501 -But I think Bush knew it was happening. -Really? 544 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,336 Is Biden just wasting time there? 545 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:52,038 Biden doesn't know what he's doing. 546 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,707 He recently just killed the head of Al Qaeda. 547 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,375 -I don't believe it. -W-- Do you think 548 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:58,811 that's just a-a made-up news story? 549 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,914 Just like, uh, bin Laden with Obama. 550 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,382 Clarify who's still alive. Bin Laden-- 551 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:06,285 -JFK Jr. is. -JFK Jr. is still alive. 552 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,954 -JFK Jr. is still alive? -Yeah. -Yes. 553 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,489 -So-so-- -I think JFK Jr. is gonna try 554 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,526 and expose globalists because they killed his father. 555 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,262 I thought he was a magazine magnate who lived in New York. 556 00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:17,897 Yeah, I don't think so. 557 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,465 What do you think of the state of education in America-- 558 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,167 could we be doing better? 559 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:22,868 -We absolutely could be doing better. -Ah. Yeah. 560 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,136 These kids could grow up 561 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,905 and they could go on to believe crazy things. 562 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:26,906 -Yeah, they did. -Absolutely. 563 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,241 Everything's coded. 564 00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:30,009 And I've been learning gematria, so... 565 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,244 What's gematria? 566 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:32,878 Can I pull my phone out for a second? 567 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:36,115 -Sure. -Okay, so it's called the gematria and it's a calculator. 568 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:39,252 KLEPPER: Gematria is a mystic numerological key 569 00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:42,321 and an app which allows believers to type in words 570 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,624 and get back meaningful numbers. 571 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,892 You type it in the calculator, you get these numbers. 572 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:50,296 And so Michael Jackson's last concert was This Is It-- 573 00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:51,397 comes to 113. 574 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,232 You know what that means? 575 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,867 Do you? I-I don't know what that means. 576 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,603 So, 113 means "not true." 577 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,539 So, Michael Jackson, that wasn't his last concert? 578 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,475 -And he's alive. -Michael Jackson's alive. 579 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,977 People are talking. Is bin Laden still alive? 580 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,615 -Tim, um... -Do... What's... 581 00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:10,816 Are you doing math right now? 582 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,286 No, I'm trying to remember his real name. 583 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:14,687 -Tim... -Osama. 584 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,489 -Osama bin Laden. -Yeah, Tim... 585 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:19,358 -Tim? -Someone. Uh, forgot his-his last name. 586 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,193 -He's... -Tim is not the most Saudi name. 587 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,996 -And he wasn't Saudi. He was from the CIA. -He wasn't? 588 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,198 How does MAGA and Trump fit into all this? 589 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,969 Well, Trump, 88. 590 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,772 -Help me out with that. -J. Kennedy, 88. 591 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,574 So they're the same person? 592 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:35,975 I don't know. 593 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,343 That's what gematria says. 594 00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:38,511 Type-type this-- 595 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,580 "America is in a bad place." 596 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:42,782 146. 597 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,950 What's 146 mean? 598 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,419 -"Let's go, Brandon," 146. -That's it. Right? 599 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,789 -That-that means... -"Let's go, Brandon" is 146. 600 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:50,990 "Let's go, Brandon" is 146. 601 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,259 -And so is "America is in a bad place"? -Yes. 602 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,927 Yes. Let's go, Brandon. 603 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,996 D-- But do we want to connect those two? 604 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,798 -Well, we are connecting it. -(chuckles) 605 00:24:58,898 --> 00:24:59,999 That is connected. 606 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,334 It-it does feel connected. 607 00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:02,935 -It do-- Does it feel good? -I think... 608 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:04,837 -Do you have goosebumps yet? -I-I'm getting goosebumps 609 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:06,239 -right now. -I have goosebumps, too. 610 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,640 KLEPPER: So the Wisconsin MAGAites 611 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,943 were turning the conspiracy talk up to letter "K," 612 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,011 which is 11. 613 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,879 But all that talk made me hungry. 614 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,081 Hello! 615 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,616 Good! 616 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,684 I'd like to get a... slice of pizza. 617 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,486 Just a... just a slice of pizza. 618 00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:22,855 No... no symbolism in that. 619 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,390 Just a regular old slice of pizza. 620 00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:27,093 Do you have any, like, in a s-- like, square slices? 621 00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:29,862 You get rid of that triangular corner, that'd be great. 622 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,464 See ya at the midterms. 623 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,299 I got goosebumps already. 624 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:34,800 I can assure you, 625 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:35,835 this is my lunch. 626 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,403 It has nothing to do with pedophilia. 627 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:38,771 (cheering and applause) 628 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,106 Thank you so much again, Jordan Klepper. 629 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,641 All right, stay tuned, because when we come back, 630 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,577 Akin Omotoso will be joining me on the show. 631 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,779 -You don't want to miss it. -(cheering and applause) 632 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,426 (cheering) 633 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,997 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 634 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:08,534 My guest tonight is director Akin Omotoso. 635 00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:11,704 He's here to talk about his new film that tells the story 636 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,206 of the Giannis Antetokounmpo and his family 637 00:26:14,307 --> 00:26:16,642 and how their determination helped launch the career 638 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,011 of three NBA champions. 639 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:22,114 Rise is streaming right now on Disney+ and will be available 640 00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:25,851 on Hulu and ESPN+ beginning August 18. 641 00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:30,957 -(blows whistle) -(indistinct chatter) 642 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,092 Feeling good today. (chuckles) 643 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,163 (players snickering) 644 00:26:41,534 --> 00:26:43,936 Hey. Show them who we are. 645 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,271 Who wants this more, huh? 646 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,486 Please welcome Akin Omotoso. 647 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,555 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 648 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,961 (indistinct chatter) 649 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,136 Oh, man. 650 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,905 -Akin Omotoso. -Trevor Noah. 651 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,341 -Welcome to The Daily Show. -Thank you, 652 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:23,509 -thank you. -we say it like we're enemies 653 00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:26,379 but we actually are very, very old friends. 654 00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,814 Can I tell you what a pleasure it was for me to discover this. 655 00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:31,851 -So, I mean, everybody in the world loves Giannis. -Yes. 656 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,520 You know, I remember the first time I went to Greece, 657 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,656 people in the streets just chanting his name, loving... 658 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,025 The NBA is blowing up in Europe because of him. 659 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,593 You know, all around Africa, you know, 660 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,395 -the NBA is getting bigger because of him. -Yeah, yeah. 661 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:44,664 And then I heard that Disney was going to be making a movie. 662 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,065 I was like, this is gonna be phenomenal. 663 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,566 I was like, who's gonna direct it? 664 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,535 I was like, where do you get somebody who understands Nigeria 665 00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:51,070 but understands being an immigrant around the world 666 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,438 but understands the world of basketball. 667 00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:53,606 You can't find a person who knows all of this. 668 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:54,974 (laughs) 669 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:58,110 And then I found out it was you, Akin Omotoso, a Nigerian 670 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,212 who lived in South Africa, then moved to Los Angeles, 671 00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:01,213 who loves basketball. 672 00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:02,615 Perfect fit, congratulations. 673 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:03,983 -(applause) -Thank you. 674 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,818 (laughs) Thank you. 675 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,486 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 676 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,021 I mean, let's just start at the beginning. 677 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:11,657 You-You've directed, you know, many movies, 678 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,225 you-you-you've told many stories. 679 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:16,028 But what made you think, "This is a story I have to tell"? 680 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,064 -Well, I've always been a big basketball fan. -Right. 681 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:21,634 So anyone who knows me knows, basketball-- I'm the guy. 682 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:23,636 And then I became really obsessed 683 00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:25,705 -with African players in the NBA. -Yeah. 684 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:28,507 So every time there's the draft, I would check, well, 685 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:31,043 who's-- what are the names that resemble the ones 686 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:32,511 -that we recognize, right? -(Trevor laughs) 687 00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:34,580 -And what's their story to get to the draft? -Yeah. 688 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,549 So, when, when Giannis was drafted, 689 00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:40,353 and I read his story in 2013, he hasn't bounced a ball. 690 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:43,956 This is before being a two-time MVP and all this stuff. 691 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,524 I read his story and I said, 692 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,159 "If ever I make a basketball movie, 693 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,861 it's this gentleman's story I want to tell." 694 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,663 It really is a story worth telling 695 00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:53,165 because people see him now, you know, and he's a star-- 696 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:56,202 the Greek Freak-- and it seems obvious. 697 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:57,603 But, man, when you watch the movie, 698 00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:59,972 you realize what a journey he was on. 699 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,173 You went to those locations 700 00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:02,575 and you made the story in the real place. 701 00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:04,043 You could've done it anywhere, you could have faked it. 702 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:07,146 Why did you go to the actual land where it happened? 703 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,648 -For me, that authenticity was important. -Uh-huh. 704 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,183 Like, you had to... you know, in the movie, 705 00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:12,852 the basketball court where they're on, 706 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,820 that's the basketball court he started playing on. 707 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,188 -I love that. -When he's sleeping in the gym, 708 00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:17,857 that's the gym he slept in. 709 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,325 You know, when they're selling, 710 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:20,993 that's where they... that's where they sold. 711 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,562 So that-that authenticity, for me, was just important. 712 00:29:23,663 --> 00:29:25,665 You know, you talk about him sleeping in a gym. 713 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,934 You talk... You know, we saw the clip with the shoes. 714 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,335 People really don't understand 715 00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:32,738 how hard Giannis and his family worked to get here. 716 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,841 And what was interesting was in the making of the movie, 717 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,411 you know, we saw, for instance, with the Williams sisters, 718 00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:40,579 they were heavily involved in the telling of the story 719 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,082 'cause they wanted their story to be told accurately. 720 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,317 Giannis said the same thing. 721 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:47,053 He said, "I do not want this to be about me, 722 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:48,521 "'cause this is about what the family did 723 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:49,722 to get me here." 724 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,190 So, how did you gain his trust? 725 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,992 How did he say, "No, you know what, you are the right guy 726 00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,226 and you get it?" 727 00:29:54,327 --> 00:29:55,595 What was that connection like? 728 00:29:55,695 --> 00:29:57,496 So, the thing is like, firstly, 729 00:29:57,597 --> 00:29:59,565 what a generous gift, the family. 730 00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:01,601 Like, as you see him with the family, 731 00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:02,902 -Mm-hmm. -that's how it was. 732 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,671 Like, he wanted to make sure that his... 733 00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:08,474 the sacrifices of his mom and dad came through. 734 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:10,476 -It's a love letter to his parents, you know. -Right. 735 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,179 Um, he has that beautiful speech in his MVP speech 736 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,814 where it says, "You know, when you're a little kid, 737 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,248 "you don't see the future, 738 00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:17,750 but your parents see the future for you." 739 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,952 And they had parents that saw the future for them. 740 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:23,489 So, every meeting with them is a family meeting. 741 00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:25,658 It's Giannis, it's Veronica, 742 00:30:25,758 --> 00:30:28,261 it's Thanasis, Kostas and Alex, 743 00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:30,029 producer Bernie Goldmann and the folks from Disney, 744 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:33,299 we all gather around to discuss the film, 745 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,101 like it's a family affair, you know. 746 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,236 Um, and they were so generous. I mean, his mom 747 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,373 gave us access, Yetide, who plays his mom so beautifully, 748 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:43,776 -Yes. -she had Veronika's number, we could call on them. 749 00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:46,012 You know, it was-- it was a real family affair. 750 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:49,048 And I think that they were so open to us 751 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,550 having access and getting the story right. 752 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:53,753 And for me, I wanted to get it right. 753 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,589 There was no-- Like, I was very happy to, like, 754 00:30:56,689 --> 00:30:58,858 "Giannis, is this how it went down?" And he-- 755 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,294 And they were so generous like that, so it was great. 756 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:04,130 Let's talk about Giannis himself. 757 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:07,366 You know, I like that you said he gave a motivational speech, 758 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,168 you know, when he was the MVP. 759 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:12,204 It seems like this is how he sees the world. 760 00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:14,140 Every press conference I've seen of his, 761 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,475 he says something inspirational. You know, 762 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,810 people go like, "Oh, you-you had a great game. 763 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:18,945 What does this mean for the future?" He's like, 764 00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,279 "The game has passed. I'm only looking 765 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,814 -"to what I'm gonna do next. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 766 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,749 You know, you're only as good as your last game." But he seems 767 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:26,352 like he lives this. In-in dissecting his story, 768 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,487 did you find where the magic came from? 769 00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:31,223 What is it that managed, you know, where a family 770 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,225 managed to create three NBA champions? 771 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:34,594 How-- Like, how is that possible? 772 00:31:34,694 --> 00:31:37,029 Well, I think, like I said, you know, the first time 773 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:39,231 you hear the story, you go, "This is amazing. 774 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,500 -This is an amazing story. How is this possible?" -Right. 775 00:31:41,534 --> 00:31:43,502 And then you meet them and they're so authentic. 776 00:31:43,603 --> 00:31:45,504 And I think it's that humility and the understanding-- I mean, 777 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:48,341 the other day, um, he-- they were asking about 778 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,543 the Greek team. "How is the team gonna adjust to you?" 779 00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:52,845 -And he's like, "No, I adjust to the team." -Wow. 780 00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:55,214 Uh, you know, and so that's the mantra, and I think 781 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:57,850 that's-that's the thing that everybody responds to. 782 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:00,319 You know, you're a director. You-You're capturing the story. 783 00:32:00,453 --> 00:32:03,122 You want to us feel the pain that Giannis and his people felt 784 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,558 but you also want us to, you know, sort of, like, 785 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:07,927 not villainize the Greek people he grew up with. 786 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,463 How do you-how do you find that balance in storytelling? 787 00:32:10,563 --> 00:32:13,466 Well, I think, like everyone who travels somewhere 788 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:14,834 -and comes into another place... -Mm-hmm. 789 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,637 you-you're coming to a place with expectations. 790 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:20,673 So, for me, Giannis' story of Charles and Veronica 791 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,475 leaving Nigeria, coming to Greece-- 792 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,777 similar to my grandparents 793 00:32:24,877 --> 00:32:27,013 who left Barbados and went to London 794 00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:29,949 or my father and my-- and my late mom-- rest her soul-- 795 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,350 who moved to South Africa. 796 00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:33,019 -It's within our story. -Mm-hmm. 797 00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:35,988 And so, for me, apart from the warmth of the Adetokunbos 798 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,723 and how they approached those things, 799 00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:39,558 I tapped into my grandparents 800 00:32:39,659 --> 00:32:41,494 and my grandparents, you know, 801 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:44,030 as immigrants in Barba-- from Bar-Barbados to London. 802 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,132 -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -That house was full of laughter. 803 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,868 That house was full of-of joy. 804 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,604 These are people who are not allowing the circumstances 805 00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:53,673 -to dictate who they are as people. -I love that. 806 00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:56,676 Some piece of paper says, "I'm not a Greek," whatever that is. 807 00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:58,110 -But that's not my problem. You know what I mean? -Uh-huh. 808 00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,212 That-that piece of paper is something else. 809 00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:01,514 I can be a human being, 810 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,182 and I can transcend all these things. 811 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,084 And I think that's the story of the Adetokunbos. 812 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,019 They didn't allow their circumstance 813 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,521 to dictate for them. 814 00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:09,789 And I think, for someone like myself 815 00:33:09,889 --> 00:33:11,958 who has all these multiple heritages, 816 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,826 that's what-- that's what I identified with 817 00:33:13,926 --> 00:33:15,027 when I first read this story. 818 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,362 I was like, "This is my story. 819 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,097 -This is..." You know what I mean? -I love that. Yeah. 820 00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,199 -Don't let the circumstance determine you. -(applause) 821 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,468 -Akin, great having you on the show. -Likewise. 822 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,703 Congratulations. 823 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:24,570 -I know we're gonna see you again... -Thank you. 824 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:25,738 ...for the next movie. 825 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:27,206 We're gonna take a quick break, 826 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:28,307 but we'll be right back after this. 827 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:30,076 Akin Omotoso, everybody! 828 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,477 Make sure to catch the movie. 829 00:33:31,577 --> 00:33:33,379 -Thank you, my dude. So good. -Thank you. 830 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:35,514 (cheering and applause) 831 00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:40,928 (cheering and applause) 832 00:33:43,097 --> 00:33:44,465 Well, that's our show for tonight. 833 00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:46,133 But before we go, 834 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,902 I just wanted to remind you 835 00:33:48,002 --> 00:33:50,905 about a fantastic organization, Jhpiego. 836 00:33:51,005 --> 00:33:53,908 They deal with helping women deliver health care, 837 00:33:54,008 --> 00:33:55,309 right, all around the world, 838 00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:57,311 whether it's training doctors on family health, 839 00:33:57,411 --> 00:33:59,613 educating women on planned parenting, 840 00:33:59,713 --> 00:34:02,149 or building new systems to get women's health care 841 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:04,018 to impoverished communities-- they do it all. 842 00:34:04,118 --> 00:34:06,153 So if you'd like to help them guarantee healthier futures 843 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,254 for women and their families, 844 00:34:07,354 --> 00:34:09,089 then please donate at the link below. 845 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:11,058 Until next time, stay safe out there. 846 00:34:11,158 --> 00:34:12,326 And remember-- 847 00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:15,696 pleading the Fifth doesn't make you a criminal. 848 00:34:16,664 --> 00:34:18,332 It's doing the crime that does. 849 00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:21,068 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 850 00:34:21,168 --> 00:34:24,905 The Democrats are weaponizing the FBI, and it has to stop. 851 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,975 The FBI is not here to weaponize against another president. 852 00:34:28,075 --> 00:34:29,710 It never has happened before. 853 00:34:29,810 --> 00:34:33,414 Um, they should go after things that are clearly a violation, 854 00:34:33,514 --> 00:34:35,282 meaning the Hunter laptop, 855 00:34:35,382 --> 00:34:37,451 which they don't even have to investigate because... 856 00:34:37,551 --> 00:34:39,987 the laptop is right there. All the evidence is there. 857 00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:42,590 Hillary. All of that is not investigated. 858 00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:44,992 President Trump is investigated because they're scared 859 00:34:45,025 --> 00:34:47,995 that he's running and he will win again.