1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,035 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,637 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,339 the only city in America, 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,307 it's The Daily Show! 5 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,742 Tonight, 6 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,578 Japan gets knocked up. 7 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,515 It's okay. The summer is almost over. 8 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,917 And Abbi Jacobson. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:21,054 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 10 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,190 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 11 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:36,537 What's going on, everybody? 12 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,038 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 13 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:39,239 Thank you so much for tuning in. 14 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,575 Thank you, guys, for coming out in person! 15 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,443 Thank you for being here! Thank you so much! 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,312 Take a seat, everybody. Take a seat. 17 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:47,281 We've got a really fun show for you tonight. 18 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,683 Japan is faking a pregnancy, 19 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,852 Donald Trump needs a mole removed, 20 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,721 and New York wants you to commit murder. 21 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:58,659 Plus, our guest tonight is the one and only Abbi Jacobson. 22 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,861 -So, let's do this, people. -(cheering and applause) 23 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,163 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 24 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,299 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:11,872 All right, people. I'm gonna be honest-- 26 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,207 with all the news that happened today, 27 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:16,076 I don't think we have enough space for it in the show. 28 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,078 I-I tried everything. 29 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,714 I even tried putting it in a suitcase and standing on it, 30 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:21,949 you know, like... 31 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,284 so it closes, but the news just get-get-- 32 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:27,120 kept getting caught in the zipper and... 33 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:31,124 And so I'm sorry, but we just don't have time for it all. 34 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,626 Fortunately, 35 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,828 not enough time is just enough time 36 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,698 for a segment we call Ain't Nobody Got Time for That. 37 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,833 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 38 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,271 All right, let's kick things off with the ongoing saga 39 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,673 of Donald Judeo-Christian Trump 40 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,843 who, earlier this week, was rudely interrupted by the FBI 41 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,179 when he was trying to hoard classified documents. 42 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,515 And there's still a lot we don't know about this raid. 43 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,983 What did the FBI find? 44 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,252 Why would Trump be keeping these documents in the first place? 45 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,221 Has Trump secretly been able to read this entire time?! 46 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:05,759 But now we may be getting a little more insight 47 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:09,763 into why the FBI moved in on Mar-a-Lago. 48 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,733 Tonight, brand-new reporting about what led the FBI 49 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:16,069 to execute a search warrant Monday at Trump's Florida home. 50 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,437 The Wall Street Journal reporting 51 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,073 that the feds may have gotten a tip-off 52 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:24,111 from an insider after officials visited Mar-a-Lago back in June 53 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:27,214 to ask about government documents possibly stored there. 54 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:30,551 Someone familiar with the stored papers told investigators, 55 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,153 there may still be more classified documents 56 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,488 at the private club. 57 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,890 NEWSWOMAN 2: Trumpworld is now reportedly trying 58 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,759 to figure out who flipped. 59 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,961 According to Rolling Stone, Trump is worried 60 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:45,098 that he may have a rat or multiple rats in his midst. 61 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,401 He's wondering if his phones are tapped 62 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,237 or even if his buddies could be wearing a wire. 63 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,372 Oh, no. 64 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,710 One of Trump's friends could be wearing a wire? 65 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,245 This is the worst possible scenario 66 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:02,049 because now he's got to tell Rudy Giuliani and Steve Bannon 67 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,918 -to take their shirts off? -(audience groans) 68 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,386 Just be like, "Take-- you know what? 69 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:09,223 On second thought, I'll just kill myself." 70 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:14,061 And if this is actually true, I am going to be shocked. 71 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:17,064 I cannot believe someone would betray Trump's trust like this 72 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,298 without getting a book deal first. 73 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,267 You're leaving money on the table, people! 74 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,668 What are you doing? 75 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,071 Also, by the way, before MAGA World tears itself apart 76 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,672 trying to figure out who's the rat, 77 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,674 I think you should all consider the fact 78 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,409 that Trump could be the leak, okay? 79 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,911 No, because if there's one thing we're learned 80 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,212 over the past seven years, 81 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,748 it's that he's the king of snitching on himself. 82 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,083 Yeah, for all we know, 83 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,218 he was bragging about it at the Mar-a-Lago buffet. 84 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:41,522 He's just like, "This chocolate cake is almost as unforgettable 85 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,825 "as the classified documents I keep in my basement. 86 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,593 "But not a single person knows. 87 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,696 It was the perfect crime." 88 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,498 By the way, that's a real picture of him at the buffet. 89 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,500 We didn't create that. 90 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,170 There are many pictures of him at the buffet. 91 00:03:56,270 --> 00:04:00,340 Now, if we had more time we could get into how Trump has had 92 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,042 such a tight hold on the Republican Party 93 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,911 that they're willing to put him above the law, 94 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,113 or we could talk about whether Merrick Garland unsealing 95 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:08,115 the search warrant will convince Republicans 96 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:11,185 that this search was justified, but we just don't have the time 97 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,520 because while Trump is fighting off the FBI, 98 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:16,223 two former Trump officials are trying to dodge 99 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:18,225 Iranian assassins. 100 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:19,459 Returning to a story overseas, 101 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,361 a member of Iran's elite Revolutionary Guard 102 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,097 is charged in an alleged plot to murder 103 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:26,967 former National Security Advisor John Bolton. 104 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,670 NEWSWOMAN: Investigators say the alleged murder-for-hire plot 105 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,739 began to take shape after this drone strike in Iraq 106 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,075 assassinated top Iranian general Qasem Soleimani 107 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,077 over two years ago. 108 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,179 Iran found retaliation. 109 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,282 The Justice Department is now charging Shahram Poursafi, 110 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:44,551 a member of Iran's Revolutionary Guard, 111 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,821 with offering $300,000 to murder Bolton. 112 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,257 NEWSWOMAN 2: The FBI also alleges that Poursafi 113 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,860 "had a second job for $1 million." 114 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,394 The target of that job? 115 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,231 Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. 116 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:58,398 Yeah, that's right. 117 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:02,436 America assassinated Iran's top general, 118 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,472 one of the country's most respected and feared man, 119 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,775 and Iran responded by trying to kill 120 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,044 John Bolton and Mike Pompeo? 121 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,113 (laughter) 122 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,084 It's... it's not the same level. 123 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,353 It's, like... it's like if your wife 124 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:22,055 slept with your best friend, and you're like, "Oh, yeah? 125 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:26,126 Well, I hooked up with the I.T. guy at your office." 126 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,428 Okay. 127 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,063 You know, in some ways, it actually says something 128 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,799 about how divided America is. Yeah. 129 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:36,870 That it has nobody as respected as Soleimani was in Iran. 130 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,672 It feels like if anyone got assassinated in America, 131 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:42,643 half the country would be like, "Hell, yeah, thank you, Iran." 132 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,912 And by the way, just as insult, 133 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:48,182 $300,000 for Bolton but a million for Pompeo? 134 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:50,317 (laughter) 135 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,453 You know, that's a big difference in price. 136 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:57,090 I almost, I almost feel bad for John Bolton. 137 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,458 'Cause I don't know what's worse, 138 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:01,061 being on an assassin's hit list 139 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:04,364 or having the assassin find you and the assassin jumping out 140 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,767 like, "John Bolton. Pedar sag. 141 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,403 "I'm looking for a more important person to kill. 142 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,904 "Uh, do you know where I could find him? 143 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:14,041 Yes, yes? Point me in the direction." 144 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,343 Also, by the way, if Iran was willing to pay 145 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,846 a million dollars to kill Trump's secretary of state, 146 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,248 they should've just asked Trump to do it. 147 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,350 I mean, he was gonna get his vice president killed for free. 148 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,719 Come on, people, think about it, think about it. 149 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,121 No, but for real, I do feel bad for John Bolton. 150 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,891 I mean, yes, he's always trying to bomb every other country, 151 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,227 yes, he brags about overthrowing governments 152 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:36,129 but being hunted by the Iranians can't be fun. 153 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,731 I mean, it definitely explains 154 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:41,201 why he's wearing the stupid fake mustache the whole time. 155 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,470 (laughter) 156 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,771 It's-it's real? 157 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,640 Oh, sorry. My bad. 158 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,176 Uh, now, now if we had more time, 159 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,078 we could talk about how America sees nothing wrong 160 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,080 with assassinating foreign officials whenever they like 161 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,882 but act surprised when other countries want to get revenge. 162 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,950 (gasp) "You should have turned the other cheek." 163 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,386 But we just don't have the time, goddamn it, 164 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,688 because while Iran is trying to get rid of people, 165 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,056 Japan is trying to figure out 166 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,025 how to add people to its population. 167 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:08,028 The only problem is who they put in charge of that. 168 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,830 NEWSMAN: Japan has replaced the female minister 169 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:13,166 in charge of reversing the country's falling birth rate 170 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,302 with a man who has never had children. 171 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,638 Masanobu Ogura said he gained an understanding 172 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,773 of the issues facing expectant mothers 173 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:23,644 by wearing a simulated pregnancy belly for 24 hours, 174 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,547 telling the reporters that wearing the 16-pound prosthetic 175 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:30,117 left him with sympathy for women and back pain. 176 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,252 (laughter) 177 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,157 (applause and cheering) 178 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:45,699 This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life. 179 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:49,136 If having a big belly helped men understand women, 180 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,804 the patriarchy would be long gone. 181 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,706 What are you talking about? 182 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,141 That's the dumbest thing ever. 183 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,609 "All it left me with is back pain"? 184 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,077 Also, like, what a bitch-ass. 185 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,179 One day, and he was like, "Oh, my back!" 186 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,381 (laughter) 187 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,150 Now aside from trying 188 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,452 to Miss Doubtfire their falling population problem, 189 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,588 Japan is trying everything 190 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:11,925 to figure out why their people aren't having more babies. 191 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,361 And, look, I'm not a scientist, 192 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,363 but if you ask me, 193 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,365 maybe it's because they invented the PlayStation. 194 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:20,367 -(laughter) -Yeah. 195 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,102 That thing has prevented more pregnancies 196 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,872 than every condom, diaphragm and IUD ever made. 197 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,107 -(applause and cheering) -Ever. 198 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,179 That's real birth control. 199 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,047 Yeah. 'Cause he'll be... be like, "All right, baby. 200 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,549 "You just... you ready to have some sex? 201 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:37,050 "Oh, we're gonna have some real sex tonight, girl. 202 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,585 "It's gonna be... All right, let me just finish this mission. 203 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,654 "Let me just... Oh, shit! I just unlocked the RPG! 204 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,056 "Yo, boys get online! We're going all night! 205 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,358 "Baby, you're probably going to want to live 206 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,760 the rest of your life without me. Yeah!" 207 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,862 Now, if we had more time, we could talk 208 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,297 about how Japan is a warning 209 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,798 to every developed country in the world 210 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,333 that if your immigration policies are too restrictive, 211 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,103 at some point, your population is going to collapse. 212 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,305 Or if we had time, we could have so much fun 213 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,007 talking about how Japan basically has 214 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,875 a secretary of raw-dogging, which is wild. 215 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,877 Like, what does he do? Send the army 216 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,412 to just, like, snipe holes out of condoms? 217 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,747 I would love to figure it out, 218 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,081 but ain't nobody got time for that 219 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:09,449 because we have to go to a break. 220 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,018 But before we do, we have to check in on the weather 221 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,419 with our very own Desi Lydic, everybody! 222 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,055 (applause and cheering) 223 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,193 So good to see you, Desi. 224 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:26,466 So, uh, Desi, are you going to tell us about the weather? 225 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,802 Yes, Trevor. Let's talk 226 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:33,273 about whether a man should be wearing a fake pregnancy belly. 227 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,610 Let me just say, as someone who has been pregnant, 228 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,745 I can tell you the belly is only ten percent 229 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,581 of the full experience. 230 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,683 It'd be more realistic if you wore the fake belly 231 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:47,454 and then got punched in the dick for 36 hours straight. 232 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:50,524 And then that dick got ripped off. 233 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,861 And then he had to raise that dick for 18 years. 234 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,562 (laughter) 235 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,398 Ah, the miracle of life. 236 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,133 But at least he's trying, though. 237 00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:01,835 And that goes-- that goes both ways. 238 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,137 I've always said that, which is why I've been trying 239 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:06,707 to understand the male experience better 240 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,375 by acting like a man. 241 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:11,812 Like, uh, I've been getting paid more for no reason. 242 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:15,249 I have, like, three friends named Kyle. 243 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:16,650 Talking a lot about Bitcoin 244 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,553 even though I don't know anything about Bitcoin. 245 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,290 Wow, Desi, it sounds like you really-- 246 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,792 I've been interrupting people more. 247 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,928 Getting really good at that. 248 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,535 Well, great. Well-well, maybe-- 249 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,670 It's easy once you get the hang of it. 250 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,049 -So if we-- -All you have to do is wait until someone 251 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,219 starts talking, and then you start talking. 252 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,421 Desi, I know what interrupting is. 253 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,924 It's when you speak on top of somebody else. 254 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,792 Oh, actually, Trevor, 255 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,894 it's when you interject 256 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,896 before someone's completed their thought. 257 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,098 Desi, stop mansplaining to me! 258 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:06,366 Just get to the weather! 259 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,802 Okay, all right, calm down. 260 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,938 Don't act crazy. 261 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:20,681 Take it easy. 262 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,083 Has anyone told you you should smile more? 263 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:28,655 Give it a try. Give it a try. 264 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,791 Let's see those dimples. 265 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,429 You know what, I'm-- I'm just gonna need a moment. 266 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,331 So let's take a break. Desi Lydic, everybody. 267 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,566 Desi Lydic. And when we come back, 268 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,402 Ronny Chieng will prove why summer is terrible, 269 00:11:42,503 --> 00:11:44,538 -so don't go away. -(cheering, applause) 270 00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:56,091 (cheering and applause) 271 00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:02,965 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 272 00:12:03,065 --> 00:12:06,969 You know, there's so much arguing in America today, 273 00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:08,604 but we here at The Daily Show 274 00:12:08,704 --> 00:12:09,805 think there could be even more. 275 00:12:09,905 --> 00:12:11,473 So, to do our part, here's Ronny Chieng 276 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:13,709 with another installment of Prove Me Wrong. 277 00:12:13,809 --> 00:12:15,577 -♪ -♪ -Ice cream, vacations, 278 00:12:15,677 --> 00:12:17,112 long walks on the beach. 279 00:12:17,212 --> 00:12:18,847 I (bleep) hate all that shit. 280 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,282 Welcome to Prove Me Wrong: 281 00:12:20,382 --> 00:12:22,317 -Summer Edition. -(buzzing) 282 00:12:23,685 --> 00:12:25,721 ♪ ♪ 283 00:12:27,723 --> 00:12:29,891 Summer is the worst season. Prove me wrong. 284 00:12:29,992 --> 00:12:31,226 Well, I would say summer is the season 285 00:12:31,326 --> 00:12:32,527 where everyone's the happiest. 286 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,329 During the summer, everyone gets to come outside. 287 00:12:34,429 --> 00:12:36,865 Everybody's shirt turns into a Rorschach test. 288 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,434 But, during the summer, when everyone's sweaty and gross, 289 00:12:39,534 --> 00:12:40,669 everyone's sweaty and gross. 290 00:12:40,769 --> 00:12:42,771 We're all equal during the summer. 291 00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:45,207 So you're making a Marxist argument 292 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,742 for B.O. during summer. 293 00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:47,943 Yeah, pretty much. 294 00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,811 Yeah, sorry, this is the free world. 295 00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:52,147 -Mm. -The top one percent should not have B.O. 296 00:12:52,247 --> 00:12:53,949 -How do you smell? -Go ahead. Smell me. 297 00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:56,318 I dare you. Smell this shit right now. 298 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:58,620 (sniffs) 299 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,622 You smell like me. See? We're the same. 300 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,257 That's not a compliment. 301 00:13:02,357 --> 00:13:05,160 Pools are better than oceans. Prove me wrong. 302 00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:06,662 Pools are stinky. 303 00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:08,730 They have nasty people that go in there. 304 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,332 They just get in with their funky bodies 305 00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:13,268 and their sweaty selves and just plop up in there. 306 00:13:13,368 --> 00:13:15,671 Yeah, you think people don't pee and poop in the ocean? 307 00:13:15,771 --> 00:13:17,572 -Oh, yeah. -And-and it's not just people, by the way. 308 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,242 You think whales are coming on land to take a shit? 309 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,610 Yeah, if they want to. 310 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,845 No, they're not. They're shitting in the ocean, okay? 311 00:13:23,946 --> 00:13:26,181 It's whales, jellyfish, seals. 312 00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:28,250 It's octopus. It's every (bleep) thing in there 313 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,552 just shitting into your mouth. 314 00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:32,888 Oceans are just pools that are trying to kill you. 315 00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:34,222 Do you know how many shark sightings have been here 316 00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:35,624 this last week? There's five. 317 00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:37,059 Like, did you see the shark? 318 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,194 -N-No. -Eh... -Interesting. Interesting. 319 00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:41,196 Oh, so your argument is "I didn't see the shark 320 00:13:41,296 --> 00:13:42,864 so therefore the ocean is safe"? 321 00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:44,366 -I mean... -Well, good luck out there. 322 00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:47,402 -I've never seen a shark at the beach myself. -Nope, and... 323 00:13:47,502 --> 00:13:48,904 So, what, you're a shock denier. 324 00:13:49,004 --> 00:13:50,806 Can't get food from the-- from pools either. 325 00:13:50,906 --> 00:13:52,407 -There's no fish in pools. -Yeah. 326 00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:54,977 -But in the ocean, I-I'd be sustaining myself. -Yeah. 327 00:13:55,143 --> 00:13:56,578 -Fresh coconuts, fresh fish. -Yeah. 328 00:13:56,678 --> 00:14:00,415 You can't eat anything near the ocean. The sand gets in it. 329 00:14:00,515 --> 00:14:02,951 -Protein. -Put your money where your mouth is. 330 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,453 -This is food. -All right. 331 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,655 This is your food on the beach. 332 00:14:06,755 --> 00:14:08,323 Do it. 333 00:14:09,324 --> 00:14:10,659 (clears throat) 334 00:14:10,759 --> 00:14:12,794 (munching) 335 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:22,037 Is that good enough for you? (muffled laugh) 336 00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:25,707 Okay, I got some bad news for you. 337 00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:27,476 There's no protein in sand. 338 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,278 -(bleep) out of here. -All right. -Thanks for the fries. 339 00:14:29,378 --> 00:14:30,812 Yo, thanks, bro. 340 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:34,416 Pigeons are better than seagulls. Prove me wrong. 341 00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:36,518 Pigeons are literally, like, rat with wings. 342 00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:38,520 Genetically, they used to be white, 343 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,255 but then, out of, like, Darwinism, and, like, 344 00:14:40,355 --> 00:14:42,658 after all these years, they actually turned black 345 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:43,959 to adapt to, like, certain environments, 346 00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:46,194 -and they're so gross. -Why do you have 347 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,063 -to make it racial? -It's not racial. 348 00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:49,331 We're talking about pigeons versus seagulls, 349 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,599 -not why are pigeons black. -It's scientific. 350 00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:51,867 How many Info Wars do you watch? 351 00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:53,635 No, but it's, like, just over time, 352 00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:55,370 like, they start genetic... They used to be white, 353 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,972 but genetically, over time, they, like... 354 00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:59,908 People have been canceled for less than that. 355 00:15:00,008 --> 00:15:01,910 Popsicles are gross. Prove me wrong. 356 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,578 -Why are Popsicles gross? -I don't need 357 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,881 to watch someone fellate a dessert. 358 00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:07,149 Eat ice cream's gross enough, 359 00:15:07,215 --> 00:15:08,317 but at least you can't "Deep Throat" it. 360 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,685 I'm sorry. It prepares you for life. 361 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:10,986 -That's a lot of work. -(Chieng laughs) 362 00:15:11,153 --> 00:15:13,956 And there's lots of instances where you have 363 00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:16,258 to do things similarly 364 00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:19,294 -to eating a Popsicle. It's... -Do you work in show business? 365 00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:20,762 No, but Popsicles are good, man. 366 00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:23,165 -You got all different kinds of flavors. -Like what? 367 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:25,667 50/50 bars, you got a red, uh, an Original Pop, 368 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,235 you've got Bomb Pops. 369 00:15:27,336 --> 00:15:28,470 -You got... -None of those are flavors. 370 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,472 Okay, so you tell me what flavor that is. 371 00:15:30,572 --> 00:15:32,674 This is grape, and I actually really love grape. 372 00:15:32,774 --> 00:15:34,376 Everybody hates on it, but it's so good. 373 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,079 Grapes don't taste like that in real life. 374 00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,448 Okay, the guy who created the flavor grape 375 00:15:39,548 --> 00:15:41,917 clearly has never had a grape before. 376 00:15:42,017 --> 00:15:43,619 Yeah? See? 377 00:15:43,719 --> 00:15:45,721 No, that's... 378 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:48,090 You ate it like a pelican. 379 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,292 You didn't even chew it. How did you do that? 380 00:15:50,392 --> 00:15:51,727 It's sticking to your beard now. 381 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,895 -Ugh. -Oh, that's so good. 382 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,164 Yeah, see, that's... No, man. 383 00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:57,866 Popsicles aren't gross, you are gross. 384 00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:59,968 What's wrong-- What you got against popsicles? 385 00:16:00,135 --> 00:16:01,503 They're messy. They make my hands sticky. 386 00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:03,472 -Why, you don't eat it fast enough? -Yeah. 387 00:16:03,572 --> 00:16:05,340 -Can't put it in your mouth fast enough? -No. 388 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,942 Why don't you demonstrate right now. 389 00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:11,213 Ugh, yeah. Okay, that's... 390 00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:12,748 very ex-experienced. 391 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,050 Look, no mess. Lookit. No mess. 392 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,152 Even still have my lip gloss on. 393 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:18,820 Okay, you know what, that was actually-- As much as I want 394 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,822 -(laughs) -to hate on that, that was actually pretty impressive. 395 00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:23,258 I feel like you actually did prove me wrong. 396 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,626 -So you know what? -Am I good? 397 00:16:28,664 --> 00:16:29,564 What's happening? 398 00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:31,633 All right. 399 00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,235 Is that what I win? 400 00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:36,038 You get to wear the golden thong. 401 00:16:36,171 --> 00:16:37,472 You have now earned the right to take my place 402 00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:39,174 -No, I'm good. -behind the "prove me wrong" sign. 403 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,043 -I'm wearing my own thong. -No, you've clearly proved me wrong. 404 00:16:41,176 --> 00:16:42,577 -That golden thong is-- -That's what happens when you 405 00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:44,646 -prove me wrong. You have to take over. -No, no, it's okay. 406 00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,415 -It's-- No, you got to take my place now. -I-- No. 407 00:16:46,515 --> 00:16:48,350 -It's like Highlander. -No, it's on you. 408 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:49,651 You're right, now take-- 409 00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:50,786 Take my spot. 410 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,491 Thank you so much for that, Ronny. All right, stay tuned, 411 00:16:56,592 --> 00:16:58,527 because when we come back, Abbi Jacobson 412 00:16:58,627 --> 00:17:00,362 will be joining me on the show. Don't go away. 413 00:17:00,462 --> 00:17:02,497 (cheering, applause) 414 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,110 (cheering and applause) 415 00:17:16,712 --> 00:17:18,080 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 416 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:20,549 My guest tonight is actor, writer, 417 00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:22,384 and producer Abbi Jacobson. 418 00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:25,153 She's here to talk about co-creating and starring 419 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,990 in the new series A League of Their Own, 420 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,727 which will be available to stream August 12 on Prime Video. 421 00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,996 -Hi! It's us again! -(chuckles) 422 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,031 -Henry. -Hi... 423 00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:40,235 -(chuckles) -(inhales) Henry, okay, I need you... 424 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:41,937 to send this immediately. 425 00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:43,572 -Abso... -All right? You need to make sure 426 00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:45,374 -it goes out, all right? Immediately. -I will. 427 00:17:45,474 --> 00:17:47,743 -Don't open it! -I... I won't open it. 428 00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:49,144 Why would I open it? (chuckles softly) 429 00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:50,512 -Why did you even bring that up though? -I-I'm not... 430 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,347 Is there someone else? I-I don't... 431 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,815 -This is sealed, so just keep... -You're bad. 432 00:17:53,915 --> 00:17:55,083 ...keep it that way. 433 00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:57,019 Henry's a bad boy. 434 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,354 -I won't be-- I-I don't plan on being bad. -Don't be bad. 435 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,089 -BOTH: Don't be bad, Henry. -Please enjoy your stay. 436 00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:04,126 -Do not-- Don't be bad! -Don't be bad! 437 00:18:04,226 --> 00:18:06,528 Please welcome Abbi Jacobson! 438 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,664 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 439 00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:20,242 -Abbi Jacobson. -Wow. Wow. 440 00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:21,777 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 441 00:18:21,877 --> 00:18:23,378 Thanks for having me back. 442 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,380 It is so good to have you back. 443 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,182 Last time you were on the show, 444 00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:30,585 um, we were talking about the end of Broad City. 445 00:18:30,686 --> 00:18:31,753 20 years ago. 446 00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:33,522 (laughing) 447 00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:35,090 -It feels like that. -It does feel like that. 448 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,491 -It really does feel like that. -It was, like, three years ago. 449 00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:38,460 What-what I didn't know is you were already embarking 450 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,329 on a new journey to start League of Their Own. 451 00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:42,764 And I love how you've taken a movie that's a classic 452 00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,099 and turned it into something 453 00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:46,335 that's super current to what's happening today, 454 00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:49,204 but it feels like it's-it's very much in touch with the original. 455 00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:52,007 I love to hear that, yeah. 456 00:18:52,107 --> 00:18:53,609 It is a... 457 00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:55,510 It's-it's quite a classic. 458 00:18:55,611 --> 00:18:58,213 It's-it's people's favorite movie. 459 00:18:58,246 --> 00:18:59,348 It's a lot of pressure. 460 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:00,682 (both laugh) 461 00:19:00,782 --> 00:19:01,883 -It is, though, it was huge. -It is. 462 00:19:01,984 --> 00:19:03,218 It's one of my favorite movies. 463 00:19:03,251 --> 00:19:05,454 -Yeah. -That's why we wanted to do it, but, 464 00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:07,789 -you know, it was made in 1992, when I... -Right. 465 00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:10,258 And it's-it's a two-hour film, this is a TV version. 466 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:11,927 We have a lot more real estate 467 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,696 and we wanted to tell a lot more stories. 468 00:19:14,796 --> 00:19:16,164 There's a lot of things 469 00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:20,068 -that Penny Marshall hinted at in the film... -Yes, yes. 470 00:19:20,168 --> 00:19:23,972 ...that you-you're-- it's, like, alluding to, to things. 471 00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:25,974 I feel like she had to do that, though, but what's, 472 00:19:26,074 --> 00:19:28,777 what's great is that the story talks about everything. 473 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:29,945 -It talks about sexuality. -Yeah. 474 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,580 You know, it talks about, uh, acceptance. 475 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,181 It talks about, you know, 476 00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:36,752 even-even that-that-that-that little nod to, oh, segregation. 477 00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:38,186 It's like you've got the fight for women's rights, 478 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,454 but it's like Black women are often excluded 479 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,989 -from that conversation. -Yep. 480 00:19:41,089 --> 00:19:43,325 And now you've gone, "I'm gonna bring all those conversations, 481 00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:44,793 but I'm not going to allude to them." 482 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,195 No, we're-we're going full-on. 483 00:19:47,262 --> 00:19:48,864 -I love it. -No alluding. 484 00:19:48,964 --> 00:19:51,667 Yeah, I mean, it's a... 485 00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:54,269 Women playing baseball, I think some of them 486 00:19:54,369 --> 00:19:55,937 are going to be queer, I think, or... 487 00:19:56,038 --> 00:19:57,205 -Yeah. -I think so, 488 00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:58,640 and none of them were in the film, 489 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,209 even though it's like this kind of iconic gay movie 490 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,444 -somehow, but... -It really is. 491 00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:05,213 ...there's no, like, no one's gay in it. 492 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,548 Rosie's in it, not like... 493 00:20:06,648 --> 00:20:08,216 -There's just, like, little touches. -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 494 00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:10,252 And the more research we did, 495 00:20:10,352 --> 00:20:13,789 the more we found out that this was a really queer league. 496 00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:16,992 And queer people didn't just show up at Stonewall. 497 00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:19,161 Like, we've been around forever, and so 498 00:20:19,194 --> 00:20:21,063 the more research we did about queer culture in the '40s, 499 00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:22,497 it was just like, it was so exciting 500 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:23,765 to dive into those stories. 501 00:20:23,865 --> 00:20:26,001 And then there is this, this scene in the film 502 00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:29,338 that you all know as well, which is an iconic scene 503 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,173 where there's a foul ball and a Black woman picks it up 504 00:20:31,239 --> 00:20:32,741 -and chucks it back and it's, like, -Yes. Right. 505 00:20:32,841 --> 00:20:35,177 "But, she... Why isn't... She has a great arm," 506 00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:36,945 and, and then that's truly it. 507 00:20:37,045 --> 00:20:38,981 -If you blink, you miss the scene. -Yeah. 508 00:20:39,081 --> 00:20:41,316 It's so short, and in '92, 509 00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:43,485 I think Penny couldn't tell that story 510 00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:45,187 as thoroughly as we can now. 511 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:48,457 And so, in that league, that the film features, 512 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:50,225 women of color were not allowed to try out, 513 00:20:50,325 --> 00:20:51,293 -they weren't allowed to play. -Right. Right. 514 00:20:51,393 --> 00:20:53,695 And, so, in this show, we find out, 515 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,531 well, what happens when that door opens for my character 516 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,900 and a lot of other white women and white-passing women 517 00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:02,070 to get to play in that league and what happens when it closes. 518 00:21:02,204 --> 00:21:04,773 And, and this other main character in the show-- 519 00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:06,241 which you're all going to find out, 520 00:21:06,341 --> 00:21:08,010 uh, when you watch the whole thing-- 521 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:10,812 uh, finds her own team and her character 522 00:21:10,912 --> 00:21:12,614 is loosely based on these three women 523 00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:14,483 -who played in the Negro leagues. -Right. 524 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,019 -Right. -Toni Stone, Mamie Johnson and Connie Morgan. 525 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,054 So once we, like, found out... 526 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,323 Or once I found out all about them, 527 00:21:21,423 --> 00:21:24,026 that was the most exciting part-- to tell their story. 528 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,627 I think you tell it well. 529 00:21:25,727 --> 00:21:26,962 I think it's really funny. 530 00:21:27,062 --> 00:21:28,797 I think it brings so many stories together. 531 00:21:28,897 --> 00:21:30,432 One of the most amazing moments for me... 532 00:21:30,532 --> 00:21:32,234 You know, you say the word "research" a lot. 533 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,568 And I hope everybody understands. 534 00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:35,871 You actually did research the league itself. 535 00:21:35,971 --> 00:21:38,206 -You talked to women who played baseball. -Yeah. 536 00:21:38,307 --> 00:21:39,875 You talked to them about their experiences. 537 00:21:39,975 --> 00:21:41,977 You had one of the most amazing moments 538 00:21:42,077 --> 00:21:43,779 where you shared the fact 539 00:21:43,879 --> 00:21:46,615 that you're queer with a baseball legend. 540 00:21:46,715 --> 00:21:49,384 -Yeah. Maybelle. -Yeah, and she came out. 541 00:21:49,484 --> 00:21:51,386 Yeah, so, again, we've been working 542 00:21:51,486 --> 00:21:55,424 on this since 2017, and research was such... 543 00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:58,327 Like, every iteration of the writers room, the... 544 00:21:58,427 --> 00:22:01,196 All the department heads had access to all the research. 545 00:22:01,229 --> 00:22:02,931 -And so, in doing that, we met a lot of the players... -Uh-huh. 546 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,866 from the league and a lot of other softball players 547 00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:06,702 that are still around. 548 00:22:06,802 --> 00:22:10,505 And Maybelle Blair, who was consulting with us 549 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,007 on, like, the baseball part... 550 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:15,711 You know, Will Graham and I, who co-created it with me-- 551 00:22:15,811 --> 00:22:17,913 we... we had a drink with her. 552 00:22:18,013 --> 00:22:20,515 She has this, like, dive bar down by... 553 00:22:20,616 --> 00:22:22,150 in California that she loves, 554 00:22:22,184 --> 00:22:25,654 and she brought us out to, like, a 5:00 p.m. dinner, and... 555 00:22:25,754 --> 00:22:27,255 -She's 95. -She's 95 years old? 556 00:22:27,356 --> 00:22:29,191 -She's 95. -I think this is crucial for people to remember. 557 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:30,692 -Uh, yeah, yeah, she's 95. -NOAH: This is a late night. 558 00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,260 -Yeah. Yeah. -NOAH: You're 95 years old. 559 00:22:32,361 --> 00:22:34,196 And so, I... We were like, "We got to bring this part up." 560 00:22:34,296 --> 00:22:35,831 And I was like, "You know, 561 00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:38,166 I'm queer, Will's queer." I was just, like, outing us all. 562 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,169 Uh, you know, "I feel like that was missing from the film. 563 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:42,537 -"Like... -Uh-huh. 564 00:22:42,638 --> 00:22:44,039 "there had to have been queer characters. 565 00:22:44,172 --> 00:22:46,341 Do you feel like that was missing from the film?" 566 00:22:46,441 --> 00:22:48,910 And she s-- like, took a breath 567 00:22:49,011 --> 00:22:51,880 and was like, "Well, you know, I'm gay 568 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:54,383 and I've never said that to really anybody." 569 00:22:54,483 --> 00:22:55,984 And "queer" is not a-not a term-- 570 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:59,354 -She was like, "That was a slur for a very long time." -Yeah. 571 00:22:59,454 --> 00:23:01,390 And so she told us about four years ago, 572 00:23:01,490 --> 00:23:03,892 but we just premiered at Tribeca in June, 573 00:23:03,992 --> 00:23:06,828 -and she came out on stage, publicly. -That is amazing. 574 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:08,563 -(cheering, applause) -And-- -That is amazing. 575 00:23:08,664 --> 00:23:11,066 -And, I mean, she's 95. -Right. 576 00:23:11,199 --> 00:23:13,669 And if this shows, like, these stories we're telling 577 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:17,739 in the show-- I just feel very proud to be-to be 578 00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:20,142 showing this kind of representation 'cause, I mean, 579 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:21,643 it took her nine-- it was an incredible moment, 580 00:23:21,743 --> 00:23:24,379 -but it also took her to be 95. -Yes. 581 00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:26,682 So that shows how dangerous and-and-- 582 00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:29,017 it was to be queer and still is to be queer, 583 00:23:29,151 --> 00:23:31,553 and how important it is to show these stories, so... 584 00:23:31,653 --> 00:23:33,722 I-I think that's-that's what makes it so powerful 585 00:23:33,822 --> 00:23:36,191 is you know, you use the comedy to get us in, 586 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:38,427 and it's a really funny show-- I hope everybody-- like, 587 00:23:38,527 --> 00:23:40,896 watch it for that reason alone if you want, it's super funny-- 588 00:23:40,996 --> 00:23:42,164 but the reason you're gonna stay 589 00:23:42,197 --> 00:23:43,565 is because there's so much heart. 590 00:23:43,665 --> 00:23:46,635 It, like, talks to the precarious nature of being queer 591 00:23:46,735 --> 00:23:49,171 -and how you can and cannot exist in certain spaces. -Yeah. 592 00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:50,639 And then it talks about everything. It talks about, 593 00:23:50,739 --> 00:23:51,974 like, how women have to, like, sort of 594 00:23:52,074 --> 00:23:53,642 step out of the spotlight when the men are, like, 595 00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:55,410 -"We're coming back to take our league." -Yeah. 596 00:23:55,510 --> 00:23:57,212 It's-it's-- it's a really funny show. I think you've done 597 00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,047 a great job. I hope it goes on for many, many, 598 00:23:59,181 --> 00:24:00,215 -many seasons. -Thank you. 599 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,617 I hope we just see you again, with more 600 00:24:01,717 --> 00:24:03,185 -and more and more and more. -Maybe I'll come back, 601 00:24:03,218 --> 00:24:06,088 -come back, couple months. -Yeah. Just keep coming back. 602 00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:08,657 Thank you so much for joining me again. Wonderful seeing you. 603 00:24:08,757 --> 00:24:10,759 So much fun. Abbi Jacobson, everybody. We're gonna take 604 00:24:10,859 --> 00:24:13,528 a quick break, but we'll be right back after this. 605 00:24:13,629 --> 00:24:15,664 -(cheering, applause) -Thank you again. 606 00:24:21,137 --> 00:24:24,273 (cheering) 607 00:24:24,373 --> 00:24:25,774 Well, that's our show for tonight, 608 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:27,977 but before we go, before we go, don't miss 609 00:24:28,077 --> 00:24:29,912 Hell of a Week with Charlamagne Tha God. 610 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,914 It's been a week, and he's about to take it down. 611 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,549 And it starts right now, so don't move. 612 00:24:33,649 --> 00:24:35,184 Like, right now, right now. Watch it. Until next time, 613 00:24:35,284 --> 00:24:36,652 Stay safe out there, and remember-- 614 00:24:36,752 --> 00:24:40,489 your best friends could be wiretapping your conversations, 615 00:24:40,589 --> 00:24:42,791 so you should probably talk that trash straight to their face. 616 00:24:42,892 --> 00:24:44,593 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 617 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,996 ♪ ♪ 618 00:24:47,096 --> 00:24:50,266 If you could plan your last meal on earth, what would it be? 619 00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:51,500 It won't be dog penis. 620 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,102 I ate a whole plate of dog penis one time-- 621 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,171 -not doing that again. -♪ ♪