1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,102 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:03,570 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,508 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:08,775 Tonight: 5 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:11,044 the plot thickens. 6 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:14,448 To infinity and beyond. 7 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,850 And Alex Wagner. 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:20,087 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,222 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 10 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,369 What's going on, everybody. Welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,337 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:39,339 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,642 Thank you for being here, everybody. 14 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,344 We have got a wild show for you tonight. 15 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:45,579 Take a seat. 16 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:48,916 Spiders are having nightmares about you, 17 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:51,018 Ronny Chieng is gonna join Space Force, 18 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:53,453 and President Trump has a perfectly good explanation 19 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,023 for everything. Plus, here to talk about 20 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:58,192 her brand-new show for MSNBC, 21 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,060 Alex Wagner is our guest tonight, everybody. 22 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:02,663 -(cheering, applause) -So let's do this, people. 23 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,065 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 24 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,301 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,540 All right, before we get into the big stories, 26 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,610 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. 27 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:20,514 First up, Toyota has announced that it is recalling 28 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,951 its brand-new electric SUV after discovering 29 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,187 that the wheels could fall off at any time. 30 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:28,889 Yeah. 31 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,123 And I know people always say, 32 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,525 "We gonna do this till the wheels fall off," 33 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,660 but I don't think we actually meant it. 34 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,598 Also, you would think wheels falling off a car 35 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,433 would be a problem that was solved long ago, 36 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:43,237 like, when they invented cars? 37 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,872 Meanwhile, in international news, 38 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:48,108 as heat waves and wildfires sweep across Europe, 39 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:51,211 Spain has started using sheep and goats 40 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:55,148 to help clear flammable vegetation quickly and cheaply. 41 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,618 Yeah. If you ask me, 42 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:01,188 sending sheep and goats to fight fires is a great idea. 43 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:04,458 Yeah, I mean, e-even the absolute worst-case scenario 44 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:08,262 is just, like, kebabs, which is pretty good, you know? 45 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,831 Well, I mean, the goats are a great idea, 46 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,099 I'm not sure about the sheep. 47 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:14,868 I just think that's risky, you know? Yeah. 48 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,270 'Cause the foreman is gonna be like, 49 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,805 "Okay, how many sheep are we sending out today? 50 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,642 "One, two, three, four-- 51 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,912 Aah! Aah! I missed the fire! I slept through the fire." 52 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,148 I also don't know why the U.S. doesn't do this. 53 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,650 I mean, we have so many goats. 54 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,586 LeBron, Serena, Tom Brady, Simone Biles. 55 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:36,490 Yeah. Yeah. All of those people love being called the GOAT. 56 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,458 They love being called the GOAT. Let's see if they're willing 57 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,328 to step up when it's time to eat 600 acres of grass. 58 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,096 "I mean, LeBron might be able to eat grass, 59 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,464 "but back in the day, Jordan-- he could put away 60 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,533 "an entire shrubbery before the shot clock ran out-- 61 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,001 that's the GOAT." 62 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,937 Oh, and here's some surprising science news. 63 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,238 This one blew my mind. 64 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,106 According to a new study, 65 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:56,610 spiders may have dreams. 66 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:58,812 Yeah, I do-I don't mean, like, 67 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,614 "one day having a cute little web by the beach." 68 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,483 I mean that when spiders sleep, 69 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,353 they also dream. 70 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:09,056 Which blew my mind. 71 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:12,259 'Cause what do-what do they dream about? 72 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,795 Wouldn't-wouldn't it be crazy if they have the same dreams 73 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,663 that we do? Like, there's a spider 74 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,498 that wakes up in the middle of the night, he's like, 75 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,601 "(gasps) Oh! Oh, my God. I dreamt that I was 76 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:24,104 "covered in spiders. Oh. Oh. 77 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,206 "It was so hot. Oh. 78 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,708 "I actually shot off a web in my dream. 79 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,443 Total web dream, total web dream, 80 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,978 All right, enough of that, enough of that. 81 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,346 Let's move on to the story that is still 82 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,248 dominating the headlines, and it's about 83 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:37,317 Donald "Joyride" Trump. 84 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:38,986 Maybe he wasn't the greatest president, 85 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,922 if you go by jobs created or problems solved or hands washed, 86 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,925 but if you go by the number of criminal investigations 87 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,159 launched against him, 88 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:49,863 then my man is the GOAT. 89 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,431 Except he's allergic to green. 90 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:54,735 So, let's catch up on all his latest persecutions 91 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,370 in our ongoing segment, 92 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,438 America's Most Tremendously Wanted. 93 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:01,141 ♪ ♪ 94 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,721 You know, we created that as a joke, but every day, 95 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,356 Trump getting in a shootout with the cops 96 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,726 gets closer and closer to reality. It feels-- 97 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,062 Anyway, remember how last week the FBI 98 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,630 took an eight-hour vacation to Mar-a-Lago 99 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,365 and went home with a bunch of souvenirs? 100 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:28,068 Well, we all had the same question. 101 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:31,538 What were they looking for at Donald Trump's house? 102 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:34,608 This weekend, we all found out. 103 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,543 NEWSWOMAN: This morning, the newly-unsealed search warrant 104 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:39,379 shedding light on what exactly FBI agents were looking for 105 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:42,449 at Mar-a-Lago and what they seized. 106 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:45,452 According to the documents made public by a federal judge, 107 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,087 agents were searching for evidence 108 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,856 of three potential crimes: 109 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,658 violations of the Espionage Act, 110 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,460 unlawful removal of public records 111 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,696 and obstruction of justice by concealing, 112 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:59,499 altering or destroying records to impede an investigation. 113 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,402 They found 27 boxes of government records 114 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,706 including 11 sets of classifieds documents. 115 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,742 Four sets of documents were marked "top secret." 116 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:13,247 And one marked "top secret/SCI," a classification reserved 117 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,749 for some of the most sensitive intelligence 118 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,651 and national security information. 119 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:21,455 Typically only viewed in a highly-secure location. 120 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,856 Yeah, that's right. 121 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,392 Turns out Trump didn't just have top secret documents. 122 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,829 They were top secret/SCI. 123 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,464 What does SCI stand for you ask? 124 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,933 That is also top secret, you dumbass. 125 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,435 (laughter) 126 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,637 I'll be honest, I didn't even know 127 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,705 you could have a level of secret above top. 128 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,641 Did you know this? 129 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,410 Yeah. I also don't think it makes sense. Right? 130 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,778 That's the point of top. 131 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,681 If there is something above top, then top is middle. 132 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,750 You know, yeah, top is top, people. 133 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,386 Like top gun, he the best fighter pilot. 134 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,655 If someone else comes in and they are topper gun, 135 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:57,491 I want my money back, that's not what I was promised. 136 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,159 Not to mention, if something is top 137 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,894 but then we find out that there's something above that, 138 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,863 then how do we know that that's not the final thing? 139 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,231 Then there could be something above that. 140 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,699 And then how do we know that there's not something 141 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,068 above that, because there's no top, like top has to be the top. 142 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,803 Then there's no end, and then, like, space-time 143 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,406 is, what, infinite and then do we even exist? 144 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,641 Like, wh-what does this mean? W-Who are we? 145 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,476 -(applause and cheering) -And I'm having... 146 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,846 I'm having a panic attack right now. 147 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,447 Stop the show. Stop the... 148 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,583 ♪ ♪ 149 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,855 So... it turns out Donald Trump was in possession 150 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:31,558 of top secret documents he wasn't supposed to have. 151 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:32,860 And, look, I'm not victim blaming here 152 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,094 but if you ask me, 153 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,829 the government is partly responsible. 154 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:39,766 Partly responsible for labeling the files "top secret." 155 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,235 Yeah, because think about it. 156 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:45,072 Nobody wants to read boxes of government documents, all right? 157 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:48,976 But if it says "top secret" on it, now everyone's interested. 158 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:52,713 So same way you don't label your porn folder "porn." 159 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,181 (laughter) 160 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,816 All right, the government should do what we do. 161 00:06:55,916 --> 00:07:00,854 Just put secrets in a folder called "Taxes 2012 to 2017." 162 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,190 Yeah, I've done that my whole life. 163 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:06,260 My only screw up was I did this when I was 12 years old 164 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,494 and then my mother was like, 165 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,830 "What taxes are you paying when you're 12?" 166 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,065 And then she busted me for porn and tax evasion. 167 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,567 Anyway the point is, 168 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,335 no matter what they're labeled, Donald Trump wasn't supposed 169 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,304 to have these documents at his house. 170 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,506 And in case you are wondering why these documents 171 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,775 are top, top, top, top secret, 172 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,211 well, hold on to your butts because what Trump took home 173 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,580 could blow them right off. 174 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,148 NEWSMAN: The Washington Post has reported 175 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,584 that among the materials sought by federal agents 176 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,086 was related to nuclear weapons programs. 177 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:35,789 If you get into nuclear related documents, 178 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:36,957 that is the highest level. 179 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,893 It does not get any more serious than that. 180 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,396 Some of this could be information about adversaries, 181 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:45,666 some of this could be about nuclear weapon design. 182 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:49,102 Some of this could be about our nuclear arsenals, 183 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:50,938 uh, or our launch procedures. 184 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,209 (laughter) 185 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,177 Are you shitting me? 186 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,013 Donald Trump might have kept 187 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:04,017 the world's nuclear secrets in his basement at Mar-a-Lago? 188 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,653 The same place Rudy Giuliani sleeps to avoid the sunlight? 189 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,522 That is so irresponsible! 190 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,726 Because-- you realize-- the worst-case scenario 191 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,695 with these documents is that Trump sold them 192 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,463 to, like, Saudi Arabia. 193 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:17,865 The best-case scenario 194 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,299 is that he just lay in bed with them 195 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,502 and rubbed 'em all over his naked body. 196 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,036 Actually, you know what, I'm gonna flip that. 197 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,638 The worst-case scenario is that he rubbed them naked 198 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,040 on his body. Hopefully he just sold them to the Saudis. 199 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,909 Hopefully. Hopefully. 200 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,811 Oh, and, by the way, just today, 201 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,179 to add to this whole saga, 202 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:37,284 Trump posted that "in the raid by the FBI of Mar-a-Lago, 203 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,753 "they stole my three passports-- 204 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,355 "one expired-- 205 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:43,957 along with everything else." 206 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,459 (chuckles) 207 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,262 And I can see why Trump is pissed 208 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,397 if they took his passport. 209 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,933 I mean, he's the guy who wanted to build the wall 210 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,902 and now he's gonna need to sneak into Mexico. 211 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,170 Karma's a bitch. 212 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,071 -He's just... -(cheering and applause) 213 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,773 Also... 214 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,708 also... 215 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,512 ...why does Donald Trump even need a passport? 216 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,347 There is no one on Earth 217 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:10,217 that looks or sounds like this man. 218 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,385 No one. 219 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,420 He could land on a distant planet and the aliens, 220 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,055 they would be... (trilling) "We've seen TV. 221 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,857 Welcome, Donald Trump." 222 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,425 He'd just be like, "Thank you. Now please take me 223 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,094 to your three-boobed woman." 224 00:09:21,195 --> 00:09:23,297 And, by the way, you do realize there's a 15% chance 225 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,866 Trump just misplaced his passport, right? 226 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,167 It's possible. 227 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,235 It happens all the time. 228 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,237 You think the FBI took something 229 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,439 and you find it in your sock drawer. 230 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,309 Yeah, like, for all you know, maybe Melania moved them. 231 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,677 You know? Just like, "Oh, no. 232 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,413 "I guess now I have to go back to Slovenia by myself. 233 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:41,682 "Bye, Donald. 234 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,517 Bye." 235 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:46,587 (applause) 236 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,055 You know, 237 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,123 you know what's been the most fun, 238 00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:52,359 the most fun in all of this? 239 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:56,563 Is how Trump and the red caps are working so hard 240 00:09:56,663 --> 00:10:00,400 to invent new excuses for why this crime wasn't a crime. 241 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:03,637 'Cause y-you remember when-when the story first broke. 242 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:04,671 Right? They were saying things like 243 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,739 "There's nothing at Mar-a-Lago 244 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,174 "except a bunch of notes from Eric. 245 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,375 "And-and if they did find something, 246 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,710 the FBI must have planted it." 247 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,311 Well, forget all that. Forget all of it. 248 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,580 That was, like, two days ago. Right? 249 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,782 They got a fresh shipment of excuses today, 250 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,619 starting with "It was homework." 251 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,221 The former president is offering a new line of defense 252 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,224 for taking these documents to his Mar-a-Lago home. 253 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,994 A statement released by Trump's office Friday night contends 254 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,796 that everyone takes work home sometimes. 255 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,865 Yeah. No, no, you know what, that's true. 256 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,635 Everyone does take work home sometimes. 257 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,104 But not Donald Trump! 258 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,506 The man barely took work to work! 259 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,475 And, also, by the way, 260 00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:43,777 it's not "taking work home with you" 261 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,145 if you no longer have the job. 262 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,147 Right? Can we agree on that? Right? 263 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,482 -(applause) -You don't have the job. 264 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:50,751 You can't take work home with you. 265 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,389 Like, if you get fired from your babysitting job 266 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,791 but you still go pick up the kid from school... 267 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,360 ...that's just kidnapping. 268 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,496 But if you don't like that excuse, 269 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:03,964 that's fine, that's fine. 270 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,332 Trump's got another one. 271 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,701 Like "How about Obama?" 272 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,637 President Trump has been making the baseless and false claim 273 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,105 that former President Obama 274 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:14,842 took more than 30 million classified documents 275 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,176 when he left the White House. 276 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,612 NEWSWOMAN: Donald Trump tweeted that... 277 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,689 (laughter) 278 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,090 All right. 279 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,291 Okay. 280 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,627 First of all, uh, this is just completely made-up. 281 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,095 In fact, the National Archives came out 282 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,230 and said it is not true. 283 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,931 But, also, for the sake of the argument, 284 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,200 let's say it was true. 285 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,936 These people are the same people who have spent 15 years saying 286 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,205 Obama is basically the devil. 287 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,541 But then, when they get into trouble, they're like, 288 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:50,577 "It's fine. We just did the same thing as the devil!" 289 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,247 And, also, uh, did-did you pick up that, uh, 290 00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:55,849 "Barack Hussein Obama"? 291 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,918 That was a nice little touch. Yeah. 292 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,321 Just to remind the people who he really is. Yeah. 293 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,724 I know what Trump is doing. 294 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,359 He's trying to drum up old Islamophobia. 295 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:08,262 But everybody knows that that's Barack's middle name. 296 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:11,131 It doesn't sound nefarious anymore. 297 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,133 You know? It just sounds like you're his mom. 298 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,935 "Barack Hussein Obama, 299 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,571 you get down here and clean up this mess right now!" 300 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:19,506 "Uh, coming, Mom." 301 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,441 -But... -(laughter) 302 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,277 (applause) 303 00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,312 But... 304 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:27,581 ...if you don't like that excuse, 305 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,116 it's cool, baby. It's cool. 306 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,517 Trump's got another one for you. 307 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:34,121 It's about how he declassified these documents 308 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,622 -in his mind. -(gasping) 309 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,691 NEWSMAN: And a new defense emerged overnight 310 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,660 from a conservative journalist tied to Trump 311 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,529 who read a statement from the former president's office. 312 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:45,299 He had a standing order that documents removed 313 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,701 from the Oval Office and taken to the residence 314 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,971 were deemed to be declassified the moment he removed them. 315 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,141 Oh, that's an interesting excuse. 316 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,210 Anything Trump took home with him 317 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,745 was automatically declassified 318 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,248 because he had a standing order. 319 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,384 It's also super convenient that no one has ever heard 320 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,386 about this rule until he got busted 321 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,188 for having top secret documents at his house. 322 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,623 But whatever. 323 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,892 I've actually heard this defense before. Yeah. 324 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,661 Usually it's when people get busted for having an affair. 325 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,731 You know? They'll be like, "No, actually, I didn't cheat on you. 326 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,766 "I'd already broken up with you in my mind 327 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,101 "on the way to their house. 328 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,503 "And then, on the way home, 329 00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:23,971 "I decided to give us another chance. Come here, baby. 330 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,572 "I forgive you. I forgive you. 331 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,107 I forgive you." 332 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,475 So there you have it. 333 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,677 Three brand-new, fresh excuses. 334 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,547 Oh, what? Oh, that's still not enough for you? 335 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:37,284 Oh, you're-you're particular. Okay, I see you. 336 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,087 Then maybe what you need is a little bit of this. 337 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,588 NEWSWOMAN: NBC has a piece out, 338 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,490 quoting sources that say the chaotic nature 339 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,960 of Donald Trump's exit from the White House contributed 340 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,997 to sensitive documents being taken to Mar-a-Lago. 341 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,565 NEWSWOMAN 2: Then there were reports 342 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,700 that Trump packed in a rush. 343 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,236 "When it finally dawned on Donald Trump 344 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,971 "in the twilight of his presidency 345 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,606 "that he wouldn't be living at the White House 346 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,543 "for another four years, he had a problem. 347 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:05,846 He had barely packed and had to move out quickly." 348 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,048 (laughter) 349 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,617 Oh, my God. 350 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,753 Oh, this is the greatest excuse of all time. 351 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,621 Trump's people are saying, because he didn't think 352 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,123 he was leaving the White House, 353 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,058 he packed in a hurry when he left. 354 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,060 Yeah. Yeah, he was so busy planning the coup, 355 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,728 he didn't even think about packing? Is that what happened? 356 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,331 It's like, "Guys, I wasn't trying to steal these documents. 357 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,266 "I was trying to steal the election! 358 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,068 "Why would I pack when I thought I'd have another ten 359 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,369 "or 20 years in the White House? 360 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:33,140 -It makes no sense! Hello?!" -(laughter) 361 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,910 So, those are just a sample of the excuses 362 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,746 Trump has been coming up with over the past few days. 363 00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,381 And it doesn't matter that they conflict 364 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,850 with each other. That's not the point. 365 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:46,920 The point is to flood the zone with so many explanations 366 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,755 that people just get lost in all the arguments 367 00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:51,091 and lose interest. Yeah. 368 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,093 A few days from now, I wouldn't be shocked 369 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,829 if they're like, "Donald Trump was laminating those documents 370 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,099 "to help preserve them as a favor to the American people. 371 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,435 "And also, there were no documents. 372 00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:04,905 And also, it was his evil twin. Mm-waw. Ha, ha, ha." 373 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,040 We'll see what it is. 374 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,475 All right, that's it for the headlines, 375 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,077 but before we go to a break, it is time to check in 376 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,411 on all the latest social media trends 377 00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:14,047 with our very own Ronny Chieng, everybody! 378 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,216 -(applause and cheering) -(retching) 379 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,119 -(retching) -Ronny Chieng! 380 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,289 -(retching) -Oh, man. 381 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,192 -(coughing) Yeah. Sorry. Trevor, sorry. -Good to see you. 382 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,828 It's just that this social media shit makes me puke. 383 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,429 -All right. -All right, let me just dive 384 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,431 into this cesspool of social media garbage. 385 00:15:31,532 --> 00:15:32,733 And what's trending today? 386 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:36,670 Oh, it's #NationalRelaxationDay. 387 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,706 -On a Monday. -(laughter) 388 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,608 Yeah, I can't wait to kick my feet up 389 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,111 and go to work for an entire week. 390 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,613 And of course this is trending on social media 391 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:50,083 because what's more relaxing than going on social media? 392 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,953 Oh, wow. So many relaxing things happening today. 393 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:57,224 Wow. I mean, you've got a former president leaking nuclear codes? 394 00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:00,127 I can feel the tension in my shoulders just melting away 395 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,197 -as we... talk about this. -(laughter) 396 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,798 Also, on that whole Trump thing, 397 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,366 why would you take a bunch of boxes 398 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,836 you're not supposed to take when you're leaving the White House? 399 00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:11,572 What kind of insane person looks at moving day and goes, 400 00:16:11,672 --> 00:16:13,841 -"How do I make this even longer?" -(laughter) 401 00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:16,243 I mean, I would throw my family in the garbage 402 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,912 if it made moving day easier, all right? 403 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,415 But, yeah, anyways, social media in a nutshell, right? 404 00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:24,418 Because over here, we got #NationalRelaxationDay. 405 00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:28,288 Meanwhile, Toyota's making cars where the wheels fall off? 406 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,392 Hey, Toyota, maybe you should relax a little less, all right? 407 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,963 Like, take a spa day, but maybe not on the day 408 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,065 you attach the wheels to the car 409 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,168 because that's kind of a pretty important day. 410 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,203 All right. You know what? You know what? 411 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,272 Let's just see what random idiots 412 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:49,076 on social media are saying about #NationalRelaxatioDay. 413 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,078 All right? I'm just gonna find one of these random people 414 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,081 and just see what... what people are saying about this. 415 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,617 All right, so, this-this idiot here. 416 00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:58,619 -(laughter) -Right? 417 00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:03,490 "Don't worry, be happy. #NationalRelaxationDay." 418 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:07,194 Uh, otter swimming on water. 419 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,162 Clearly, this person doesn't know 420 00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:11,498 what the (bleep) is going on in the world right now. 421 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,601 -(applause) -Yeah. -Otherwise, he wouldn't be saying asinine 422 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,305 shit like this. 423 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,407 Another great tweet, Trevor. 424 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,109 I can see why you have so many followers. 425 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,911 'Cause your tweets just really make us think. 426 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,679 No. You know what, Ronny? No. You know what, Ronny? 427 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,347 Enough of this, man! Stop roasting my tweets! 428 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,749 -You're always roasting my tweets. -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 429 00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:32,152 Hey, hey, it's National Relaxation Day, okay? 430 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,820 Have some respect. 431 00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:37,124 -Oh! Ronny Chieng, everybody. -(applause and cheering) 432 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,626 I'll relax. All right, when we come back, 433 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,429 Ronny is going to figure out what Space Force is all about 434 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,064 so don't go away. 435 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,166 (applause and cheering) 436 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,681 (cheering, applause) 437 00:17:57,985 --> 00:17:59,987 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 438 00:18:00,087 --> 00:18:02,223 The U.S. government is so big that it's easy 439 00:18:02,323 --> 00:18:05,059 to lose track of all the departments and agencies. 440 00:18:05,159 --> 00:18:06,594 Luckily, though, Ronny Chieng is here 441 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,163 to figure out what the government actually does. 442 00:18:09,263 --> 00:18:11,399 One department at a time. 443 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:14,769 -♪ ♪ -CHIENG: Space Force. 444 00:18:14,869 --> 00:18:17,071 The latest branch of the armed forces that, 445 00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:20,041 after 30 years of planning, finally sprung into existence 446 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,110 thanks to the support of our last military genius. 447 00:18:23,211 --> 00:18:26,881 We are going to have the Space Force. 448 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,217 But after a rocky launch, most Americans 449 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:33,154 still don't know what Space Force actually does. 450 00:18:33,254 --> 00:18:34,555 Until now. 451 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,691 ♪ ♪ 452 00:18:42,096 --> 00:18:44,866 I'm here at the Pentagon to find out what Space Force, 453 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:47,969 the sixth and coolest branch of the U.S. military, does. 454 00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:51,806 I'm talking spaceships, lasers-- it's the military in space. 455 00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:54,275 (imitates weapons firing) Let's go check it out. 456 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,576 Don't ask me how I got clearance. 457 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,311 I'm not even an American citizen. 458 00:18:57,411 --> 00:18:59,981 Somehow, I scored an interview with the very first 459 00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:01,916 head of Space Force, 460 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,519 four-star general Jay Raymond 461 00:19:04,619 --> 00:19:06,053 at the geometry-themed headquarters 462 00:19:06,153 --> 00:19:08,422 of the U.S. Department of Defense. 463 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,792 Obviously, a space military is cool as hell. 464 00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:14,562 But I wasn't sure what they actually do. 465 00:19:14,662 --> 00:19:15,963 So I made sure to prepare 466 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:19,901 for this exclusive one-on-one interview. 467 00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:22,003 -General Raymond, thank you so much for -Oh, thanks, Ronny. 468 00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:24,772 sitting in on this. Um, why 469 00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:27,308 is it called the Pentagon? 470 00:19:30,311 --> 00:19:32,346 Have you ever seen a pentagon shape? 471 00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,482 -Wait, you're saying pentagon's a shape? -Right. 472 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:37,151 -Like what? -Pentagon. 473 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:39,187 Take a look at the building. 474 00:19:39,287 --> 00:19:40,454 You obviously studied hard in school. 475 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,591 Okay, General, Space Force-- we're talking 476 00:19:43,691 --> 00:19:45,459 lasers, spaceships, rockets, 477 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,062 -fighting aliens. -Absolutely not. 478 00:19:48,162 --> 00:19:50,765 The mission of the Space Force is really, uh, 479 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,466 to protect and defend the capabilities that we have 480 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,970 in space and to deter conflict from beginning in space 481 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,638 or extending into space. 482 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,208 -What does Space Force do? -Let me give you an example. 483 00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:02,577 Uh, we operate for the world, free of charge, 484 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:06,314 the GPS constellation that provides you navigation 485 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,150 and provides the world a timing signal for everybody to use. 486 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,485 Most people don't know that that's provided free of charge 487 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,321 by the United States Space Force. 488 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:17,491 -Space Force gives GPS for free to the world? -Yes, sir. 489 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,826 Well, why don't you open with that? 490 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,361 Call yourselves the GPS Force. 491 00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:21,562 'Cause we do a lot more than that. 492 00:20:21,662 --> 00:20:23,030 Yeah, but you go with the thing 493 00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,866 -that people know. -We do a-- we do a lot more than that. 494 00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:26,133 Communication satellites. 495 00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:27,869 We have missile warning satellites 496 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:30,371 that detect any kind of launch around the globe 497 00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:31,906 and provide warning of that. 498 00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:34,075 And so it's very critical to us. 499 00:20:34,175 --> 00:20:36,310 And our competitors or our adversaries 500 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,012 have-have watched us 501 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,482 and have seen us integrate space into everything that we do. 502 00:20:41,582 --> 00:20:42,884 Who-who are our adversaries? 503 00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:44,385 Specifically Russia and China. 504 00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,654 They're building space capabilities for their own use. 505 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,689 So, for example, they have a satellite 506 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,358 that they launched in 2017-- 507 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,893 I call it a nesting doll satellite-- 508 00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:54,996 it's a satellite that opens up and another satellite comes out 509 00:20:55,096 --> 00:20:57,832 -and it opens up and a projectile comes out. -Uh-huh. 510 00:20:57,932 --> 00:20:59,634 -Oh, my God. -Designed to kill a satellite. 511 00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:04,305 Do all these nations' satellites adopt their countries' cultures? 512 00:21:04,405 --> 00:21:05,973 Like, does the Chinese satellite come out 513 00:21:06,073 --> 00:21:07,241 and chopsticks come out and, like, 514 00:21:07,341 --> 00:21:08,509 pick on the other satellite? 515 00:21:08,609 --> 00:21:10,878 China has a satellite that has a robotic arm. 516 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,414 -With chopsticks on it? -A robotic arm that can reach out 517 00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:15,016 and, in the future, grab another satellite. 518 00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:16,317 And satellites don't like to be grabbed. 519 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:17,885 What is the plan to stop that? 520 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,787 I won't go into all the details of what we can do, 521 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,622 but let's just say I'm very comfortable 522 00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:23,524 that we can protect and defend our satellites. 523 00:21:23,624 --> 00:21:25,760 -♪ ♪ -CHIENG: That's ominous as hell. 524 00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:27,228 But I still wasn't sure 525 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,964 why America's already bloated military 526 00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:32,333 needed a whole new military 527 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:35,136 when we already have five other militaries. 528 00:21:35,236 --> 00:21:36,571 General, why did Space Force 529 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,072 become its own branch of the military? 530 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,642 The Air Force has a lot of responsibilities that it does. 531 00:21:41,776 --> 00:21:43,778 -Mm. -It's primarily focused on the air domain. 532 00:21:43,811 --> 00:21:47,048 And the thought was, because space was so critical to us, 533 00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:48,983 um, we had to stand up a separate service 534 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,117 to be able to focus on it. 535 00:21:50,218 --> 00:21:51,519 So, atmosphere-wise, 536 00:21:51,619 --> 00:21:54,722 where does the Air Force end and Space Force begin? 537 00:21:54,755 --> 00:21:57,925 There's really not a-a firm, you know... 538 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,961 -dedicated, recognized... -Clouds. 539 00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:01,395 But what we-- what-what happens is... 540 00:22:01,495 --> 00:22:04,732 Above clouds, Space Force. Below clouds, Air Force. 541 00:22:04,765 --> 00:22:07,969 You can think of it above where airplanes work, 542 00:22:08,069 --> 00:22:11,138 wings work, and where orbital dynamics takes over-- 543 00:22:11,239 --> 00:22:13,007 roughly about 100 kilometers. 544 00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:15,476 So, above 100 kilometers, 545 00:22:15,576 --> 00:22:17,645 that's where the Space Force people are? 546 00:22:17,745 --> 00:22:19,380 No. Uh, in fact, 547 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,582 our force is, uh... is on the ground. 548 00:22:21,749 --> 00:22:24,085 So they come in every day and sit behind a computer? 549 00:22:24,185 --> 00:22:27,054 Largely, a lot of their work is done i-- behind computers. 550 00:22:27,154 --> 00:22:29,624 -Mm. -Uh, in-in terminals, operating capabilities, 551 00:22:29,757 --> 00:22:33,761 or on-- in optical telescopes looking out in-in space. 552 00:22:33,828 --> 00:22:36,330 CHIENG: So Space Force is less Starship Troopers 553 00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:37,765 and more Office Space. 554 00:22:37,798 --> 00:22:40,902 But are these keyboard warriors even ready to protect us 555 00:22:41,002 --> 00:22:43,671 from the real threat facing mankind? 556 00:22:43,771 --> 00:22:48,175 Have you considered maybe... looking a little outwards 557 00:22:48,276 --> 00:22:51,379 and looking at the threats that are external 558 00:22:51,479 --> 00:22:52,914 that might be coming to Earth? 559 00:22:53,014 --> 00:22:55,816 For example, 560 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,119 aliens that might be coming? 561 00:22:58,219 --> 00:23:00,955 So again, our mission is a little bit closer to home. 562 00:23:01,055 --> 00:23:04,058 NASA's mission is more exploratory and more science, 563 00:23:04,158 --> 00:23:05,860 and so, they have gone out and... 564 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,195 I-I get it, General. 565 00:23:07,295 --> 00:23:10,565 Space Force, GPS, NASA, nerd shit. 566 00:23:10,731 --> 00:23:12,967 But we need some dudes 567 00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:16,237 who look as scary as you with guns 568 00:23:16,337 --> 00:23:19,040 pointing outwards in case aliens come. 569 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:22,043 I'm not naive or-or... or closed-minded 570 00:23:22,143 --> 00:23:24,278 to think that, uh, there might be something 571 00:23:24,378 --> 00:23:27,148 that would be out there, but we're not focused on aliens. 572 00:23:27,248 --> 00:23:30,084 All right, well, it just seems like it's a big hole 573 00:23:30,184 --> 00:23:32,353 in the national defense... (clears throat) plan. 574 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,288 And if no one's going to plug that hole, 575 00:23:34,388 --> 00:23:36,290 I just feel like maybe Space Force would step up, 576 00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:38,626 and, you know, maybe provide some orbital defense 577 00:23:38,759 --> 00:23:40,828 against aliens. 578 00:23:40,928 --> 00:23:42,129 Thanks for your advice. 579 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:43,631 Okay, well, General, uh, 580 00:23:43,764 --> 00:23:45,933 thank you for taking the time to speak to me, 581 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:49,136 even though Space Force has nothing do with lasers 582 00:23:49,237 --> 00:23:51,839 or aliens and spaceships, and I wish it was cooler. 583 00:23:51,939 --> 00:23:56,510 I do appreciate the need for a GPS system that works. 584 00:23:56,611 --> 00:23:57,845 Thank you for the opportunity. 585 00:23:57,945 --> 00:23:59,914 I couldn't be more proud of the guardians, 586 00:24:00,014 --> 00:24:01,883 and I appreciate the opportunity to tell their story. 587 00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:04,519 Because most Americans don't understand what they do. 588 00:24:04,619 --> 00:24:05,786 I agree. 589 00:24:05,887 --> 00:24:09,724 So even though I'm still not sure what it does, 590 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,393 Space Force represents what the American government 591 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:15,763 does best-- find new ways to give billions of dollars 592 00:24:15,863 --> 00:24:17,865 to the military-industrial complex. 593 00:24:17,965 --> 00:24:21,269 But, hey, if they're going to offer free GPS, than I say, 594 00:24:21,369 --> 00:24:26,173 "Live long and prosper, Space Force." 595 00:24:26,274 --> 00:24:27,742 Thank you so much for that, Ronny Chieng. 596 00:24:27,808 --> 00:24:29,277 All right, stay tuned because when we come back, 597 00:24:29,377 --> 00:24:31,345 Alex Wagner will be joining me right here on the show. 598 00:24:31,445 --> 00:24:33,114 Don't go away. 599 00:24:33,214 --> 00:24:35,249 (applause and cheering) 600 00:24:41,589 --> 00:24:43,624 (cheering) 601 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:47,261 Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight 602 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:51,465 is MSNBC host Alex Wagner. Her new prime time show 603 00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:53,968 Alex Wagner Tonight premieres August 16th 604 00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:57,571 and will air Tuesday through Friday at 9:00 p.m. 605 00:24:57,671 --> 00:24:59,373 Please welcome Alex Wagner. 606 00:24:59,473 --> 00:25:01,509 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 607 00:25:04,945 --> 00:25:06,981 -Welcome back. -Hello again. 608 00:25:13,687 --> 00:25:15,356 Welcome back to The Daily Show, Alex Wagner. 609 00:25:15,456 --> 00:25:17,458 -Oh, it's a thrill and an honor, as always. -It is-it is an honor 610 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:20,161 for me, this is your sixth time. You might hold the record. 611 00:25:20,261 --> 00:25:22,763 -Congratulations. Yeah? -I feel very positive about that. 612 00:25:22,863 --> 00:25:26,767 I actually got you a monkeypox vaccine as a gift. Uh... 613 00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:28,636 I want my photo in the hallway. 614 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:31,172 -I'll keep saying it over and over again. -I-- I kn-- 615 00:25:31,272 --> 00:25:34,275 -And I-and I will make sure that I have one of you. -I see 616 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:37,411 2 Chainz, I see Oprah, I need to see Alex Wagner 617 00:25:37,511 --> 00:25:40,714 in the hallway, and then I can stop coming on to the show. 618 00:25:40,815 --> 00:25:41,682 (cheering, applause) 619 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,317 I mean... 620 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,053 you put me on the spot now, fine. 'Cause I do 621 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:47,688 have the photo of us, and it's in my office. 622 00:25:47,721 --> 00:25:49,323 -Oh. -It's, like, a, like, a beautiful framed picture. 623 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,325 -That's in the Tiffany frame. -It's-it's perfect, 624 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,093 -Yes. -and no one walks past it, but it's fine. 625 00:25:53,194 --> 00:25:56,230 -That's for you and me Trevor. -This is a really exciting time 626 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:59,567 for everybody, because, um, your show kicks off tomorrow. 627 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,236 -Yes. -Right? I love-- Your-your Instagram bio reads, um, 628 00:26:02,336 --> 00:26:05,506 "Anchor at MSNBC plus person worried about the future." 629 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:06,841 But don't you think that sounds a little melodramatic? 630 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,209 What do you have to worry about the future? 631 00:26:08,309 --> 00:26:09,477 -What, like, the droughts? -What could go wrong? 632 00:26:09,577 --> 00:26:11,212 -What, the climate change? -Arctic ice caps 633 00:26:11,312 --> 00:26:12,713 melting faster than expected, 634 00:26:12,746 --> 00:26:14,949 president shuffling off classified nuclear secrets 635 00:26:15,049 --> 00:26:17,284 -to a Palm Beach resort, -What are you worried about? 636 00:26:17,384 --> 00:26:19,153 you know, Republican election deniers being elected 637 00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:21,555 across the country-- what could go wrong? 638 00:26:21,722 --> 00:26:23,057 What are you worried-- But, you re-- you know, 639 00:26:23,157 --> 00:26:24,892 because you travel so much and because you've 640 00:26:24,992 --> 00:26:26,193 talked to so many people on the ground, 641 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,028 I've always felt like I should listen to you 642 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:30,231 when you're worried, 'cause you talk to, like, 643 00:26:30,331 --> 00:26:32,266 -America. -Yeah. Yeah. 644 00:26:32,366 --> 00:26:33,634 -What's the biggest of your worries? -I-I do, and I will 645 00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:35,469 say, on this show I'm gonna keep talking to America. 646 00:26:35,569 --> 00:26:36,904 I just went down to Florida. 647 00:26:37,004 --> 00:26:39,940 Um, which is a place I vow never to return to 648 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,776 each time I go, and yet I keep going down to Florida. 649 00:26:42,877 --> 00:26:44,278 -That's what makes it great. -Exactly. 650 00:26:44,378 --> 00:26:47,114 It was 107 degre-- 107 degrees down there, 651 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:50,584 -and what Governor DeSantis is doing in that state -Uh-huh. 652 00:26:50,684 --> 00:26:53,053 is worthy of a very close examination. 653 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:55,422 So, we went down there and looked specifically 654 00:26:55,523 --> 00:26:58,092 at the ways in which, uh, Christian nationalism 655 00:26:58,192 --> 00:27:00,494 has worked its way into Florida public schools, 656 00:27:00,594 --> 00:27:02,062 and we're gonna be talking about that this week 657 00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:05,032 and some of the very alarming things that teachers 658 00:27:05,132 --> 00:27:08,235 -are being trained to teach public school students on. -Wow. 659 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:11,839 Um, you know, I-I will say you should be worried, Trevor. 660 00:27:11,939 --> 00:27:14,441 Because, um, not just this happening in Florida, 661 00:27:14,542 --> 00:27:16,310 but this is very much seen as a model 662 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:18,412 for what's happening across the rest of the country. 663 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,347 -Ron DeSantis may be the Republican nominee -Yes. 664 00:27:20,447 --> 00:27:21,882 for president in 2024. 665 00:27:21,982 --> 00:27:24,385 Which, people think of as, like, a good thing, 666 00:27:24,485 --> 00:27:26,153 because they go, like, "Oh, he's calm, you know, 667 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:27,855 he has a demeanor about him." Trump is crazy, 668 00:27:27,955 --> 00:27:29,356 but it seems like Trump's crazy was also the reason 669 00:27:29,457 --> 00:27:31,258 -he couldn't get things done. -Yes. 670 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,993 Ron DeSantis, everyone says, he's like, 671 00:27:33,093 --> 00:27:36,163 "Oh, he's-he's got all his cards. He's ready to play them." 672 00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:39,200 And he has a network of conservative activists 673 00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:42,470 and donors and power players in his corner. 674 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:44,672 I mean, this is the result. This is the harvest 675 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:47,208 of multiple years of trying to figure out 676 00:27:47,308 --> 00:27:49,743 how to re-indoctrinate students into a certain line 677 00:27:49,844 --> 00:27:50,978 of conservative ideology. 678 00:27:51,078 --> 00:27:53,013 And DeSantis has made it happen, 679 00:27:53,113 --> 00:27:55,349 but he has a lot of people behind him. 680 00:27:55,449 --> 00:27:56,817 And there are other governors-- 681 00:27:56,917 --> 00:28:00,187 Kari Lake in Arizona is the Republican nominee in Arizona, 682 00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:02,923 and she was on the stump-- I think it was yesterday-- 683 00:28:03,023 --> 00:28:04,925 praising DeSantis and saying-- 684 00:28:05,025 --> 00:28:06,861 -am I allowed to say this on this family program? -Yeah. 685 00:28:06,961 --> 00:28:08,562 ...that he had "big dick en-energy," 686 00:28:08,696 --> 00:28:10,264 -just like Donald Trump. -Oh. 687 00:28:10,364 --> 00:28:12,133 Like, not even kidding. She said, 688 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,435 "BDE. If you know, you know. 689 00:28:14,535 --> 00:28:16,704 Big DeSantis energy." 690 00:28:16,804 --> 00:28:18,873 But really saying that what we needed 691 00:28:18,973 --> 00:28:20,608 was more big dick energy, 692 00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,710 the kind that Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump have. 693 00:28:22,810 --> 00:28:25,179 -Huh. -So that's where we are as a country, Trevor, 694 00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:27,448 and I'm here to tell you I'm alarmed. 695 00:28:27,548 --> 00:28:30,885 You-you are gonna be the person who is informing so many people 696 00:28:30,985 --> 00:28:32,353 about what's going on in the country. 697 00:28:32,453 --> 00:28:35,756 You know, as-as an anchor on a show like yours, 698 00:28:35,856 --> 00:28:37,191 you're in an interesting position, because, 699 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:38,559 on the one hand, 700 00:28:38,726 --> 00:28:41,195 you want people to understand the state of the country. 701 00:28:41,295 --> 00:28:42,496 On the other hand, you don't want people 702 00:28:42,663 --> 00:28:43,898 -to exist in a perpetual state of panic. -Yeah. 703 00:28:43,998 --> 00:28:45,966 Because then what happens is people start getting tired 704 00:28:46,066 --> 00:28:47,468 and they're like, "I-I don't care anymore. 705 00:28:47,568 --> 00:28:49,003 Nothing is actually happening." 706 00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:50,671 H-How do you find that balance? 707 00:28:50,704 --> 00:28:52,339 Well, I think... 708 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,308 You know, I don't want to be Pollyannaish about things. 709 00:28:54,408 --> 00:28:57,311 Right? When things are bad, I'm gonna tell you they're bad. 710 00:28:57,411 --> 00:28:59,980 -Mm-hmm. -But I also think we-we haven't given up on democracy. 711 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,849 And the reality is, if you don't like 712 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,784 what Governor Ron DeSantis is doing-- I mean, 713 00:29:03,884 --> 00:29:06,687 I spent ten hours in a Brevard County school board meeting-- 714 00:29:06,754 --> 00:29:08,022 you can run for school board 715 00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:09,757 and stop some of this stuff from happening. 716 00:29:09,857 --> 00:29:11,926 You can participate in midterm elections. 717 00:29:12,026 --> 00:29:13,794 You can call your senators and congressmen. 718 00:29:13,894 --> 00:29:16,397 I mean, that stuff, as cliché as it sounds, 719 00:29:16,497 --> 00:29:18,833 -as small ball as it sounds, it matters. -Right. Right. 720 00:29:18,933 --> 00:29:21,168 Because the decision that the Brevard County school board 721 00:29:21,268 --> 00:29:23,704 makes about whether or not kids can have book fairs again... 722 00:29:23,737 --> 00:29:25,172 -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -...and read certain books 723 00:29:25,272 --> 00:29:28,142 and talk about being homosexual or transgender, 724 00:29:28,242 --> 00:29:30,077 that means something. 725 00:29:30,177 --> 00:29:31,846 And those decisions are discreet, 726 00:29:31,946 --> 00:29:35,149 but they are part of our larger system of governance. 727 00:29:35,249 --> 00:29:38,152 And I don't want people to ever lose the hope 728 00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:40,988 that the project of America is a fait accompli 729 00:29:41,088 --> 00:29:42,523 and i-it's a wrap, because it's not. 730 00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:45,493 I mean, and-and you can swing the pendulum back. 731 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:46,927 I still believe 732 00:29:47,027 --> 00:29:49,730 that we generally take two steps forward 733 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,266 and maybe one-and-three-quarter steps back. 734 00:29:52,366 --> 00:29:54,201 Oh, that's a lot of-- One and-- That's a lot of steps back. 735 00:29:54,301 --> 00:29:56,370 But I h-- I-I'm-- I mean, I ho-- 736 00:29:56,470 --> 00:29:58,105 Look at-- look at you and me, Trevor. 737 00:29:58,205 --> 00:30:00,174 You know, I'm hosting the 9:00 p.m. hour 738 00:30:00,274 --> 00:30:02,710 -of-of a very important cable network. -Yes. 739 00:30:02,810 --> 00:30:04,578 You are the voice of a generation. 740 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,013 Our stories are unlikely. 741 00:30:06,113 --> 00:30:08,015 We're two brown people that weren't ever supposed 742 00:30:08,115 --> 00:30:09,683 to be in these positions of power. 743 00:30:09,783 --> 00:30:11,886 -And look at us, you know? And-and that's... -That is true. 744 00:30:11,986 --> 00:30:13,554 -That is true. That's wonderful, but, like... -(cheering) 745 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,790 It's-it's true. 746 00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:17,691 Sometimes I go... 747 00:30:17,725 --> 00:30:19,760 Th-The fact that it is the exception 748 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,562 -is what makes it scary a little bit sometimes. -Sure. 749 00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:23,063 And so what-what's interesting about America 750 00:30:23,164 --> 00:30:24,799 when-when you look at it as a whole is 751 00:30:24,899 --> 00:30:27,902 it feels like, sometimes-- like in the run-up to Donald Trump-- 752 00:30:28,002 --> 00:30:31,172 it feels like the country knew this was happening. 753 00:30:31,272 --> 00:30:32,940 And then people on the coasts were like, 754 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,209 "Oh, that'll never happen. Trump could never ha..." 755 00:30:35,309 --> 00:30:38,212 It feels like there's a certain complacency now as people relax. 756 00:30:38,312 --> 00:30:39,713 You know? They want to watch Succession. 757 00:30:39,747 --> 00:30:40,948 -Well... -They want to read what's happening, you know? 758 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,216 I mean, I want to watch Succession, too. 759 00:30:42,316 --> 00:30:43,651 Yeah. No. But people enjoy themselves. 760 00:30:43,751 --> 00:30:45,553 But it seems like conservatives are being told 761 00:30:45,653 --> 00:30:47,955 constantly that they are under assault, 762 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,490 that this is the end of the world, 763 00:30:49,657 --> 00:30:50,858 they need to run for school boards. 764 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:52,193 And so, they believe it, and they do it. 765 00:30:52,293 --> 00:30:53,527 And so, I'd love to know, as somebody 766 00:30:53,661 --> 00:30:55,296 -who's gonna be on MSNBC... -Mm-hmm. 767 00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:57,465 You're are in a position where you have part 768 00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:59,400 of your audience which is in a bubble. 769 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,502 Many of us do, you know? How do you...? 770 00:31:01,669 --> 00:31:03,871 Or do you even think it's possible at this stage 771 00:31:03,971 --> 00:31:05,439 to just pop out of that bubble? 772 00:31:05,539 --> 00:31:08,108 Is there a way you can see, as Alex Wagner, 773 00:31:08,209 --> 00:31:10,010 as the journalist who's gone around the country 774 00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:12,012 talking to Trump supporters and, you know, 775 00:31:12,112 --> 00:31:14,515 Biden supporters alike, do you think there's a way 776 00:31:14,682 --> 00:31:17,017 you can get through to people who maybe don't agree with you? 777 00:31:17,117 --> 00:31:19,019 I'm gonna damn well try. I mean, 778 00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:22,857 -you can't just say we're only... -(applause and cheering) 779 00:31:22,957 --> 00:31:25,993 ...we're only going to talk to, like, liberals... 780 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,095 -Right, right, right. -...and this for the Acela Corridor. 781 00:31:28,195 --> 00:31:30,364 You know? Like, this is... 782 00:31:30,464 --> 00:31:32,066 I'm a journalist. 783 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:34,835 And you are going to hear from some Republicans sometimes. 784 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,704 -Mm-hmm. -Sometimes they may be critical of Donald Trump. 785 00:31:36,737 --> 00:31:38,439 Sometimes, they may not be. 786 00:31:38,539 --> 00:31:40,741 But I think it is my job to show people 787 00:31:40,841 --> 00:31:42,009 what's happening in the world 788 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,844 and not just what they want to see. 789 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,714 I mean, listen, the future of the Republican Party matters 790 00:31:46,814 --> 00:31:49,850 not just to Republicans, but to Democrats and Independents, too. 791 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,153 -Interesting. -If one of the two parties in this country 792 00:31:52,253 --> 00:31:56,690 is forever broken or populated by clowns or worse, 793 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:59,026 like, we're not going to get anything done as a country. 794 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:01,362 -Yeah. -We are, for better or worse, in a marriage, 795 00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:04,198 and we got to figure out a way to make it work 796 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,333 because we know what divorce kind of looks like. 797 00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:08,836 We tried it in 1860, and, 798 00:32:08,936 --> 00:32:10,171 -like, we can't... -It did not go well. 799 00:32:10,271 --> 00:32:11,505 It didn't go so well, so... 800 00:32:11,672 --> 00:32:12,907 So your first episode is tomorrow? 801 00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:14,675 -It is tomorrow. -If you were on the show today... 802 00:32:14,742 --> 00:32:16,010 Don't give anything away, 803 00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:17,511 'cause you obviously will tease and everything. 804 00:32:17,678 --> 00:32:19,046 But if you were on the show today, what would you..? 805 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,681 What would be the number one story you'd be talking about? 806 00:32:20,748 --> 00:32:22,249 Well, listen, I think for sure 807 00:32:22,349 --> 00:32:23,918 -we're gonna be talking about Trump and Mar-a-Lago... -Yes. 808 00:32:24,018 --> 00:32:26,253 ...and what exactly he was doing with those papers. 809 00:32:26,353 --> 00:32:28,122 -Uh-huh. -And the degree to which this is part 810 00:32:28,222 --> 00:32:29,990 of a very serious investigation at the DOJ. 811 00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:32,726 But I don't think... I mean, I... The other thing 812 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:34,595 that I want everyone to focus on is the fact 813 00:32:34,695 --> 00:32:37,998 that we have two significant primaries tomorrow happening. 814 00:32:38,098 --> 00:32:40,134 -Mm-hmm. -Liz Cheney and Sarah Palin. 815 00:32:40,234 --> 00:32:43,103 And what we very well could see this week is the exit 816 00:32:43,204 --> 00:32:44,939 of Liz Cheney, probably the standard-bearer 817 00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:48,342 for integrity inside the GOP, be escorted off the stage, 818 00:32:48,442 --> 00:32:50,678 stage right, and for Sarah Palin, 819 00:32:50,778 --> 00:32:52,713 who in many ways is the proto-Trump, 820 00:32:52,813 --> 00:32:54,648 reentering American politics 821 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:56,951 -as a Republican congresswoman from Alaska. -Oh, boy. 822 00:32:57,051 --> 00:32:59,653 And I think as we take stock of where the country is at, 823 00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:02,223 we need to take stock of where the Republican Party is at. 824 00:33:02,323 --> 00:33:03,991 And those two entrances and... 825 00:33:04,091 --> 00:33:06,660 That entrance and exit tell us a lot 826 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,563 about where we're headed in the GOP. 827 00:33:09,663 --> 00:33:11,565 And I think it's deeply problematic, 828 00:33:11,665 --> 00:33:14,001 and I think it warrants further investigation and analysis. 829 00:33:14,101 --> 00:33:16,003 This is why you're the best person to host the show 830 00:33:16,103 --> 00:33:17,805 because you know a lot, you travel a lot, 831 00:33:17,905 --> 00:33:19,507 you meet the people, um, and you don't... 832 00:33:19,673 --> 00:33:21,675 -I hang out with you. -You don't get overwhelmed. 833 00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:22,977 No, you don't get... Thanks for that. 834 00:33:23,077 --> 00:33:24,411 I'll take it, but no. 835 00:33:24,512 --> 00:33:25,813 You don't get overwhelmed. 836 00:33:25,913 --> 00:33:27,348 Really, one thing I've always admired about you is 837 00:33:27,448 --> 00:33:29,750 the fact that you don't get overwhelmed by the deluge 838 00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:31,252 of information that's coming at you. 839 00:33:31,352 --> 00:33:33,320 Rather, you find a way to process all of it 840 00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:35,823 in one of the most fantastic ways that I've ever seen. 841 00:33:35,923 --> 00:33:37,525 -Congratulations on the show. -Thank you, my friend. 842 00:33:37,691 --> 00:33:39,527 -Thank you for joining me again. -Thank you. 843 00:33:39,693 --> 00:33:40,928 We're all going to be watching. 844 00:33:41,028 --> 00:33:42,296 Everybody, don't forget. 845 00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:43,731 Tuesday to Friday, 9:00 p.m., Alex Wagner. 846 00:33:43,831 --> 00:33:45,266 We're gonna take a quick break, 847 00:33:45,366 --> 00:33:47,635 but we'll be right back after this. 848 00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:49,203 For real. 849 00:33:49,303 --> 00:33:51,338 (applause and cheering) 850 00:33:54,709 --> 00:33:56,310 (applause and cheering) 851 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:58,646 Well, that's our show for tonight, but before we go, 852 00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:00,881 before we go, I wanted to remind you 853 00:34:00,982 --> 00:34:04,485 that August 16 is Poll Worker Recruitment Day. 854 00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:06,687 And it's especially important this year 855 00:34:06,787 --> 00:34:09,357 where poll worker shortages are already leading 856 00:34:09,457 --> 00:34:10,891 to closures and long lines. 857 00:34:10,992 --> 00:34:13,728 So if you would like to be a poll worker, 858 00:34:13,828 --> 00:34:16,297 sign up at the link below, and you can do your part 859 00:34:16,397 --> 00:34:18,366 to ensure a fair election for all voters. 860 00:34:18,466 --> 00:34:21,302 Until next time, stay safe out there and remember. 861 00:34:21,402 --> 00:34:23,337 If you find top secret documents, 862 00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:27,074 give them back to the government. 863 00:34:27,174 --> 00:34:28,843 But make sure you screen shot that shit first. 864 00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:31,479 Now here it is-- Your Moment of Zen. 865 00:34:31,579 --> 00:34:36,517 ♪ ♪ 866 00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:38,386 Ontario Premier Doug Ford may have been hoping 867 00:34:38,486 --> 00:34:41,122 to create a buzz when he made an announcement today, 868 00:34:41,222 --> 00:34:42,623 but not quite this way. 869 00:34:42,723 --> 00:34:44,892 Not coming from the... not coming from the, uh, 870 00:34:44,992 --> 00:34:47,428 government, per se, from the premier. 871 00:34:47,528 --> 00:34:49,330 It's coming from the health sector. 872 00:34:49,430 --> 00:34:51,265 (coughs) Holy Christ. 873 00:34:51,365 --> 00:34:53,301 -MAN: What was that? -I just swallowed a bee. 874 00:34:53,401 --> 00:34:55,002 ♪ ♪