1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,135 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,604 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:07,541 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:08,809 Tonight: 5 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:11,745 Trump's latest excuses. 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,914 Should we go back to school? 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,650 And Xolo Maridueña. 8 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:20,420 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,556 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 10 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,805 What's going on, everybody. welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,440 I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,709 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,244 Thank you for being here, everybody. 14 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,380 Thank you so much for being here. We have got 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,616 a wild show for you tonight. Take a seat. Let's get into it. 16 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,219 Donald Trump is Professor X, 17 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,421 the New York subway is about to replace House of Dragon 18 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,423 as your favorite show, and we'll find out 19 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,526 why Russians are all going on vacation at the same time. 20 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:00,928 So let's do this, people. 21 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,963 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 22 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,098 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 23 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:12,940 All right. I'm gonna be honest. 24 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,309 With all the news that happened today, I... 25 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:19,112 I don't think we have enough space in today's show. 26 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,248 I-I'm-I'm really sorry. You know? 27 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:22,883 It's too mu-- No, it's like we were at 28 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,652 an all-you-can-eat news buffet, and there's just 29 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,288 only so many stories, like, your mom can fit in her purse 30 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,157 while the waiter's not looking. There-there-- 31 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:33,126 there's just not enough time for it all. 32 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,496 Um, fortunately, not enough time is just enough time 33 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,899 for a segment we call Ain't Nobody Got Time For That. 34 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:41,101 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 35 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:46,240 All right, let's kick things off with the ongoing legal troubles 36 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:50,110 of America's 45th president, Donald Jurisdiction Trump. 37 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,879 The only former president with a side gig 38 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,815 selling bedazzled classified documents on Etsy. 39 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,817 You see, Trump is still being investigated 40 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,319 by the Justice Department for keeping over 100 41 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,588 classified documents in a closet at Mar-a-Lago-- 42 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:04,057 pretty much the least-secure place in the world, 43 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:07,227 outside of Adam Levine's DMs. And Trump... 44 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,463 and Trump World has been coming up with 45 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,498 all kinds of defenses for what he did. 46 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:14,067 They said, "Oh, the FBI planted the evidence." 47 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,403 They said, "Everyone takes work home with them." 48 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,738 A-And then they said, "Trump was trying 49 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,073 to protect the documents from Nicolas Cage." 50 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:22,276 But last night, last night, 51 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,877 during an interview with Sean Hannity, 52 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,413 Trump came up with a new excuse 53 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,515 that may have topped them all. 54 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,951 NEWSWOMAN: A defiant Donald Trump pushing back. 55 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,953 The former president is insisting 56 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,689 he had the power to declassify documents 57 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:39,526 seized from his Mar-a-Lago home just by thinking about it. 58 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,195 If you're the president of the United States, 59 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,096 you can declassify just by saying, 60 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,532 "I'm-- It's declassified," even by thinking about it. 61 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:48,101 And there doesn't have to be a process. 62 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:51,271 There can be a process, but there doesn't have to be. 63 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,307 Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on. 64 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:57,578 Donald Trump can declassify documents with his brain? How? 65 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,379 How? He can't even read documents with his brain. 66 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:02,449 How-how does this happen? 67 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:06,053 I really hope that "I can make things happen with my mind" 68 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,955 is gonna be their actual argument at the trial. 69 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,189 That would be great. 70 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:12,426 "Your Honor, the defendant pleads Jedi." 71 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,497 So, Trump is saying that he declassified these documents 72 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,067 just by thinking about it. 73 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,969 Which I don't even believe, because that would be 74 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,271 the first time in his life that Trump has thought something 75 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,074 and not said it out loud. Think about it. 76 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,942 This is a man who thought to himself, 77 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,545 "Ooh, if I wasn't related to my daughter, I would date her," 78 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:35,115 and then he told everyone on TV. He said it out of his mouth. 79 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,652 And by the way, by the way, if this all happened in his head, 80 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,521 you do realize that means now the FBI 81 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:43,624 is going to have to raid his brain for the evidence. 82 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,460 That's going to be a nightmare for them. 83 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,230 Oh, guys, all right, let's see what we have in here. 84 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:54,101 Wow, it's a... a lot of bikinis, a lot of bikinis in here. 85 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:55,869 Miss America in a bikini. 86 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,705 Is that Putin in a bikini? 87 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,108 A hamburger in a bikini? 88 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,776 Oh, what's... Hold up, hold up. 89 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,311 I think I found the documents. 90 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,779 I got them, the classified documents, 91 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,881 but they're in a bikini. 92 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,117 (laughter and applause) 93 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,521 Now... if we had more time, 94 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:16,723 we could talk about the massive ramifications 95 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,192 of Donald Trump having a superpower 96 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,693 that only applies to documents, 97 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,062 but we don't have the time, because in that same interview, 98 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:26,400 he gave a different excuse that was even more mind-boggling. 99 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,237 Here is Donald Trump's new theory revealed just an hour ago 100 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:33,373 about what the FBI was really looking for 101 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,242 with their search warrant. 102 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,678 There's also a lot of speculation 103 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,079 because of what they did, 104 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:43,150 the severity of the FBI coming and raiding Mar-a-Lago, 105 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,152 were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails 106 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,921 that were deleted but they are around someplace? 107 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,756 Were they looking for the spying...? 108 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,091 HANNITY: Wait, wait, you're not saying you had it... 109 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,193 No, no, they may be saying... 110 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,863 -They may have thought that it was in there. -Okay. 111 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,165 Wait, wait, wait, what? 112 00:04:58,265 --> 00:04:59,533 What? 113 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,169 Even Sean Hannity's like, "Wait, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm... 114 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:04,271 I roll with you, but I-I don't understand." 115 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:07,074 Like... (stammering) I'm so confused. 116 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:11,445 What, so is Trump saying the FBI raided his house 117 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:15,115 to find Hillary's emails? 118 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,517 So they didn't want the documents 119 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,885 he declassified with his mind. 120 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,654 No, they wanted the emails he couldn't find 121 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:24,258 but that he actually had the whole time at his house? 122 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:28,262 Because Donald Trump is Hillary Clinton? 123 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:31,064 -(applause) -What? 124 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,133 What?! 125 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:38,338 So... America really did elect its first female president? 126 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,873 What?! 127 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,441 This is so insane. 128 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,744 And if we had more time, we could talk about 129 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,647 how great it is that Hillary Trump broke the glass ceiling 130 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,448 or we could talk about how amazing it is 131 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,350 that Sean Hannity basically gave Trump a softball 132 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,519 and Trump hit himself in the dick with his bat, 133 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,087 but we don't have the fun... 134 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,389 we don't have the time to have fun with all of that 135 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,457 because While American people are getting embarrassed 136 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,028 by their leaders, Iran's people are rising up against theirs. 137 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,630 TAPPER: Hundreds of Iranians risking their lives 138 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,366 to protest the country's ultraconservative dress code 139 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:07,835 for women and much more. 140 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:11,171 They were sparked by the death of 22-year-old Mahsa Amini 141 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,739 while she was in the custody 142 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,042 of Iran's notorious morality police. 143 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:18,712 She was detained for the crime of showing her hair in public. 144 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,280 -(crowd shouting) -In a brave show of defiance, 145 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,050 women in Iran's capital of Tehran 146 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:26,753 are now removing their state-mandated hijabs. 147 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,656 JOMANA KARADSHEH: The scope of these protests, John, are rare 148 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,960 but also unprecedented in their feminist nature, 149 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,563 where you're seeing women at the forefront 150 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,599 at these protests, leading these protests, 151 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,702 taking to the streets, removing their headscarves, 152 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,271 setting up bonfires, burning their headscarves, 153 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,473 and chanting "Death to the dictator" 154 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,109 in reference to the Supreme, uh, Leader. 155 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,410 Yeah, women in Iran... 156 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,079 (cheering and applause) 157 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,515 ...women in Iran... 158 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,350 who... 159 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,452 who all have stories of being detained 160 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,888 or harassed by the morality police, 161 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,723 are fighting back, and rightfully so. 162 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:03,857 Rightfully so-- think about it. 163 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,225 You're gonna have a bunch of random people 164 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:06,827 walking around Iran, telling women 165 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,029 what to do with their own bodies. Huh? 166 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:12,299 In America you have to be on the Supreme Court to do that. 167 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:13,534 And what the women of Iran are doing 168 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,502 is inspiring people all over the world. 169 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,838 I mean, you saw them. They're chanting "Death to the dictator" 170 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,474 in front of the dictator's troops. 171 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:22,042 That is the definition of bravery, 172 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:25,179 like actual bravery, real bravery. 173 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,781 -(applause) -Yeah. 174 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,386 Not like, not like the way we use it here, 175 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,921 like when a musician tries acting. 176 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,323 "Oh, this was a real risk for you." 177 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,524 And that bravery has been contagious 178 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,859 because in the past week 179 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,795 these protests have gotten bigger and angrier, 180 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,330 and in response the Iranian government 181 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,898 is trying to control the flow of information 182 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:49,603 by shutting down access to apps like WhatsApp and Instagram. 183 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,805 But this is something I-I wonder with these governments sometime. 184 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,373 Do they, do they realize that people protested 185 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,475 before social media, right? 186 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,278 Yeah, like, civil rights leaders didn't have Facebook, all right? 187 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,080 Nelson Mandela wasn't on TikTok like, 188 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,348 "Yo, it's your boy Nelson, 189 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:05,752 straight-up kicking it in prison, ha-ha-ha." 190 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,120 Now, if we had more time we could talk 191 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:08,455 about how this protest follows 192 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:09,790 on the heels of a series of events 193 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,758 that has turned Iran into a powder keg. 194 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,493 The government's COVID response was terrible, 195 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,929 water mismanagement has caused massive droughts, 196 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,731 the government has brutally suppressed labor protests, 197 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,032 and on top of all of that, 198 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,235 the United States has sanctioned Iran so badly 199 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,337 that people can barely afford medicine, 200 00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:25,906 so this protest and this moment in time has many people in Iran 201 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,575 wondering if this is going to be a tipping point. 202 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,444 But we don't have the time to cover all of that 203 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,312 because it turns out, Iran's government 204 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,448 is not the only one that's feeling the heat. 205 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:38,418 NEWSWOMAN: This morning more than 1,000 Russian protesters 206 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:42,723 detained by Russian police after taking to the streets. 207 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:46,593 Young men chanting "I don't want to die for Putin." 208 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,897 Mothers screaming "Send Putin to the trenches, 209 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,065 let our children live." 210 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,468 This after President Putin suddenly announcing 211 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:58,872 he would call up 300,000 men for military service 212 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,842 after his massive losses in Ukraine. 213 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,077 NEWSMAN: Other Russians are fleeing the country. 214 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:06,180 Flights from Moscow to all visa-free destinations 215 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,814 selling out quickly. 216 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,684 There are also long lines of cars 217 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,253 heading to Finland, which has open borders. 218 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,755 Yeah, that's right. 219 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,357 After Russia's angriest elf announced that he was going 220 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,360 to be drafting 300,000 people into his war in Ukraine, 221 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,496 the Russian people are trying everything 222 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:25,832 to get out of country, which I totally get. I get it. 223 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:28,135 -(applause) -I mean, think about it, think about it. 224 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:32,139 This guy is fighting a war for no reason. He made it up. 225 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,540 It's like when your friend gets drunk 226 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,708 and then tries to get you involved 227 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,043 in a fight that they started. 228 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,177 He's like, "Come on, bro, 229 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,046 he spilled his shirt all over my beer." 230 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,849 It's like, "Yeah, I'm just gonna Uber home." 231 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,450 And, remember, the Russians don't have Uber, 232 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,719 so they're trying every other way to get out, 233 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,120 you know, any way they can. 234 00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:49,523 Some are flying out. Others are driving across border. 235 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,124 Some are even hitting up Ron DeSantis, 236 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:52,326 pretending to be Venezuelans. 237 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,127 (Russian accent): "Yes, my name is Domingo. 238 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:56,930 We fly Martha's Vineyard, yes?" 239 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,432 And, look, if we had more time, 240 00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:00,334 we could talk about whether the resistance to Putin's draft 241 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,135 could spur more opposition to the war itself 242 00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:04,905 or we could talk about how Putin needing to have a draft 243 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,707 undermines everything he's said up until now. 244 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,275 Because, remember, he's always insisted 245 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,643 that this wasn't even a real war. 246 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,312 So what do you need 300,000 more soldiers for, huh? 247 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,681 Does he need help moving that giant table? What is it? 248 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,116 Well, we don't have the time to figure that out. 249 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,118 Because while Russia is ramping up the war in Ukraine, 250 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,419 here in New York City, 251 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,422 there is a major escalation in the war on crime. 252 00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:25,626 The MTA taking some new action to make our subways safer. 253 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,160 It's going to install security cameras 254 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:28,862 in every New York City subway car. 255 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,797 NEWSMAN: The MTA adding surveillance 256 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,867 to more than 6,400 subway cars. 257 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,970 That's about 12,700 cameras, 258 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,374 a $5.5 million cost. 259 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,977 Today, Governor Hochul got to test a major expansion 260 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,612 of the surveillance system. 261 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:49,416 Watch here as Hochul and MTA Chairman Janno Lieber 262 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,852 board a 7 train at the Corona Yard. 263 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:55,289 And then the hidden camera on board records them. 264 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:58,292 Do you think Big Brother's watching you on the subways? 265 00:10:58,392 --> 00:10:59,326 You're absolutely right. 266 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,561 That is our intent. 267 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:01,562 "That's right. 268 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,630 "I'm Big Brother watching over you. 269 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:07,067 Just like in that book I clearly didn't finish reading." 270 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,370 What do you-- Why would you want to be Big Brother? 271 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,739 I get that they're trying to address crime, but... 272 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,275 we already have cameras in all the subways. 273 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,511 Yeah. They're called iPhones. 274 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:19,513 Anything, anything that those security cameras 275 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,248 are gonna pick up was already on TikTok two days ago. 276 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,983 Don't get it twisted. 277 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,885 And here's the thing-- I'm not saying New York shouldn't try 278 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,086 to make the subways safer, 279 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,621 but is this the right way to spend the money? 280 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,623 Right? Especially when you consider how many other problems 281 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,391 with the subway require funding-- 282 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,960 making them run on time, 283 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:33,994 upgrading the stations 284 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,829 to improve safety and accessibility, 285 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,164 maintaining them 286 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,333 so that they don't always look 287 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,735 like shit's about to go down. 288 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,404 Like, have you been in a New York City subway lately? 289 00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:45,639 It looks like the world ended 290 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,107 and Will Smith is about to show up with his dog. 291 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,109 That's how it looks. 292 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,911 And, look, if we had the time, 293 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,913 we could talk about why officials are always quick 294 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,115 to spend money on cameras to catch homeless people 295 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,517 jerking off on the subway, 296 00:11:56,617 --> 00:11:58,819 when they could be spending money investing in housing 297 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,687 so that those people could jerk off in their own homes. 298 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:01,955 -(cheering and applause) -Or... 299 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,857 we could talk about how America 300 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,126 loves investing in catching criminals, 301 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,528 as opposed to investing in a society 302 00:12:07,628 --> 00:12:09,162 where people are less likely to commit crime. 303 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,564 But, unfortunately, we don't have the time 304 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,432 to talk about all that, because Big Brother is telling me 305 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,067 that it's time for us to take an ad break. 306 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,202 So we'll be right back. 307 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,337 (cheering and applause) 308 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,555 (cheering, applause) 309 00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:34,129 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 310 00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:36,932 You know, there's 311 00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:39,268 so much arguing in America today, 312 00:12:39,368 --> 00:12:41,070 but we here at The Daily Show 313 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:43,072 think there could be even more. 314 00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:44,873 So, to do our part, here's Dulcé Sloan 315 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,309 with another installment of Prove Me Wrong. 316 00:12:47,409 --> 00:12:48,877 You know, it's that special time of year 317 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,346 where the crisp is back in the air, 318 00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:54,450 your exes are calling you back, 319 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,785 and we have sent those bad-ass kids 320 00:12:56,885 --> 00:12:58,253 back in that building. 321 00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:02,124 So welcome to Prove Me Wrong: Back-to-School Edition. 322 00:13:02,224 --> 00:13:04,126 ♪ ♪ 323 00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:09,031 If kids ain't that bright anyway, 324 00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:11,934 why keep using your tax dollars 325 00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:14,303 to teach these little monsters? 326 00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:15,738 Why do you think school should stop at third grade? 327 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,407 What did you learn in the fourth grade 328 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,009 that you still use? Cursive? 329 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,444 Now, how am I gonna remember what I learned 330 00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:23,712 in the fourth grade? 331 00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:24,980 I don't remember what I wore last week. 332 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,448 That's what I'm saying. 333 00:13:26,615 --> 00:13:29,651 If you can't remember what you learned in the fourth grade, 334 00:13:29,752 --> 00:13:31,954 then why did you need to go past the third? 335 00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:34,123 Now, that's a valid point. 336 00:13:34,223 --> 00:13:36,024 'Cause I can't tell you nothing I learned past third grade. 337 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:39,228 Mm-hmm. I want you you to prove me wrong. 338 00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:42,798 Popularity in school does matter. 339 00:13:42,898 --> 00:13:44,266 Prove me wrong! 340 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,469 -I think when you're showered with attention -Yeah. 341 00:13:47,636 --> 00:13:49,638 and coddled, like, too early, like, 342 00:13:49,671 --> 00:13:51,106 -all the people like you-- -Mm. 343 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,209 -it's not good for-for your development. -Ment-- 344 00:13:54,309 --> 00:13:55,377 Now, where'd you go to school? 345 00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:56,945 -Uh, in Germany. -Germany? 346 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,313 Yeah, southern Germany. 347 00:13:58,414 --> 00:14:01,417 So you're saying that-that you shouldn't be popular 348 00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:04,553 because the popular kids 349 00:14:04,653 --> 00:14:06,688 end up selling schnitzel or some shit. 350 00:14:06,789 --> 00:14:09,658 Which is not bad for itself, right? 351 00:14:09,691 --> 00:14:10,993 But, yeah, I-I'd say so. 352 00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:15,164 There is no reason to teach spelling anymore. 353 00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:17,666 -Prove me wrong. -Spelling is so important. Sorry. 354 00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:18,934 -Why? -I don't-I don't mean to be rude, but, I mean, 355 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,736 -spelling is, like-- -You're not being rude. 356 00:14:20,836 --> 00:14:22,404 I said "prove me wrong," you walked over here. 357 00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:24,339 I mean, spelling is, like, 358 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,908 it's the first thing you learn in school. 359 00:14:26,008 --> 00:14:28,177 We have all of these computers that tell us, 360 00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:30,612 "Hey, the words are spelled wrong." 361 00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:32,281 What about the people who aren't as lucky as us 362 00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:34,650 who don't have the technology to have autocorrect? 363 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,453 And they're-- You know, maybe they're still writing... 364 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,288 I don't know. Like, people around the world. 365 00:14:39,388 --> 00:14:41,256 I've-I've-- Yeah. I haven't lived that life, 366 00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:43,826 -but I know they exist. -No, I'm only talking about the-the... 367 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,128 -the fools here. -Okay, so this is a... 368 00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:48,430 "no reason to teach spelling anymore in the U.S."? 369 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:51,166 Listen, I'm an American. I don't think about anyone else. 370 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,502 -(chuckles): Okay. -Why would I think this extrapolates 371 00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:54,837 -to the rest of the world? -Well, I'm jealous of you. 372 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,339 I'm jealous-- I-I wish I could just think about myself. 373 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,775 Attractive people shouldn't be allowed to be teachers. 374 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,210 Prove me wrong! 375 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:04,880 Well, I think attractiveness is a very subjective thing. 376 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,815 He could be attractive to you and not to me. 377 00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:09,852 There's no way we can, like, say, "Ugly people." 378 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,954 -I don't want to play this game. We know who's ugly. -(laughs) 379 00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:13,856 We do this all the time, as people. It's like, 380 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,658 "Oh, attractiveness is relative." No, it's not. 381 00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:18,827 I definitely paid more attention in class 382 00:15:18,927 --> 00:15:20,696 -when there was an attractive teacher. -I agree. 383 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:22,498 I failed math four times. 384 00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:24,733 You only get to take it four times. 385 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,402 -Yeah, I... -You failed it all four times? -(laughs) 386 00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:29,138 No, I finally passed on the fourth time, actually. 387 00:15:29,238 --> 00:15:31,206 But what about all the other math you had to take? 388 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,208 I think your counting might be still off. 389 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,676 Had a hot physics teacher. 390 00:15:34,777 --> 00:15:36,145 Don't know what physics are. 391 00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:38,247 I know biology's is bodies. 392 00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:40,215 -Chemistry's is the chemicals. -Mm-hmm. 393 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,717 What the hell is physics, physicals? 394 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,987 I think a hot or not teacher doing physics isn't gonna help. 395 00:15:45,087 --> 00:15:46,021 Well, thank you so much. 396 00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:48,290 I think we've figured out that... 397 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,993 hot teachers are a detriment to us all. 398 00:15:51,093 --> 00:15:53,228 -Wait, we... (laughs) -Disagree. (laughs) 399 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,730 Are you a teacher?! 400 00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:57,266 Really?! What school is this?! 401 00:15:57,366 --> 00:15:58,634 Can I enroll?! 402 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,335 See, that's my point. You can't have hot teachers. 403 00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:02,438 I wouldn't learn shit with him standing in front of me. 404 00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:04,306 Did you see them pecs on that man? 405 00:16:04,406 --> 00:16:06,909 The disrespect. He should be fired immediately. 406 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,044 ♪ ♪ 407 00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,880 Thank you so much for that, Dulcé. All right, stay tuned, 408 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,216 because when we come back, Xolo Maridueña 409 00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:15,451 will be joining me on the show. 410 00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:16,652 You don't want to miss it. 411 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,721 (cheering and applause) 412 00:16:27,964 --> 00:16:29,999 (cheering) 413 00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:34,770 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 414 00:16:34,871 --> 00:16:38,040 My guest tonight will soon be known everywhere 415 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,209 as the D.C. superhero Blue Beetle, 416 00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:42,044 but today he's here to talk about being in 417 00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:44,280 the new season of Cobra Kai, 418 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,449 which is streaming right now on Netflix. 419 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:48,618 -She finally text you back? -Yeah. Says 420 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:49,752 she wants to, uh, talk to me. 421 00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:51,320 (sharp inhale) 422 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:52,488 What did she say, exactly? 423 00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:54,657 "We should talk tonight." 424 00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:56,025 What? 425 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,327 It says "we should talk"? 426 00:16:58,427 --> 00:17:00,530 -Oh, brother, you're in deep. -I mean, she's right, 427 00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:02,532 We should talk. The last time we spoke we had a huge fight. 428 00:17:02,632 --> 00:17:06,369 Yeah, but "we should talk" is code for "I-I want to break up." 429 00:17:06,469 --> 00:17:08,704 -What? It is? Wha-- -Not necessarily. 430 00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:10,273 Moon is really big on communication. 431 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:12,074 Maybe Sam does just actually does want to talk? 432 00:17:12,175 --> 00:17:14,210 No, no, we need more information. Uh, 433 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,512 we should send a trial balloon. Something that 434 00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:17,680 puts the ball in her court. 435 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:20,349 Please welcome Xolo Maridueña. 436 00:17:20,449 --> 00:17:22,485 -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) 437 00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:37,800 -Xolo Maridueña, welcome to the show. -Yes. Thank you. 438 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,702 -Thank you for having me. -It's so good to have you here. 439 00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:42,738 You-you are experiencing a trajectory 440 00:17:42,839 --> 00:17:45,174 that few people have ever experienced. 441 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,076 Obviously, people love you on Cobra Kai, you know? 442 00:17:47,176 --> 00:17:49,478 Every outlet from E! News 443 00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:51,080 all the way through to, like-- 444 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,283 every publication online is just like, you are the it guy. 445 00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:55,585 I-I think I read somewhere, 446 00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:57,854 they said you are the Internet's boyfriend. 447 00:17:57,954 --> 00:18:00,089 -The Internet's boyfriend. Okay. That's-- -Yeah. 448 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,490 I haven't heard that one before. 449 00:18:01,591 --> 00:18:04,160 I should-- I think my mom maybe wrote that. 450 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,895 Maybe she was-she was-- I think maybe she was 451 00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:07,597 -putting in a good word for me. -But you really are 452 00:18:07,697 --> 00:18:09,098 -having a great run. Congratulations -Thank you. 453 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,633 I mean, Cobra Kai-- what is it, season five now? 454 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,102 Season five, yeah, yeah. I hope we get to do another one. 455 00:18:13,202 --> 00:18:14,303 -(cheering, applause) -Seems like you will. 456 00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:16,506 -Five seasons. -It seems like you will. 457 00:18:16,606 --> 00:18:18,608 It's a really popular show. I-I've always wondered this-- 458 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,109 you know, because the show is so popular, 459 00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:22,812 I grew up watching The Karate Kid, right? -Right. 460 00:18:22,912 --> 00:18:26,115 And then I see this show, and then you're on it, 461 00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:28,784 and I'm like, "You weren't even alive 462 00:18:28,885 --> 00:18:30,820 -No. No. -when the The Karate Kid came out." 463 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,755 I was barely alive when the Jaden Smith one came out. 464 00:18:32,855 --> 00:18:34,524 -I-I... I, uh... - (laughing) 465 00:18:34,624 --> 00:18:36,058 No, I had seen it, though. 466 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,493 -I mean, it-it's pivotal. -Okay, okay, okay. 467 00:18:37,593 --> 00:18:40,096 It's every, yeah, I feel like everyone has seen it, right? 468 00:18:40,196 --> 00:18:42,165 -I-I... Yeah, it's... -(applause) 469 00:18:42,265 --> 00:18:44,367 It definitely is-is, uh... 470 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:47,203 -something that only until the show had released -Yeah. 471 00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:50,072 did I realize was so close to so many people's hearts. 472 00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:52,475 -It-it's like, it-it's part of the lore. -Mm-hmm. 473 00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:53,876 It's part of, you know, it went around the world... 474 00:18:53,976 --> 00:18:56,279 It's like they got their own Marvel Cinematic Universe. 475 00:18:56,379 --> 00:18:58,548 They're bringing people from the past. Yeah, they're... 476 00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,249 -It does feel like that. -Yeah, yeah. 477 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,251 -Let's talk a little bit about, um, the show itself. -Yes. 478 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,487 You know, you're learning martial arts and everything. 479 00:19:04,587 --> 00:19:05,688 -You're learning your karate. -Mm-hmm, yeah. 480 00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:06,889 Do-do you actually learn? 481 00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:08,891 'Cause I like how people get to learn the stuff 482 00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:09,892 on the shows they're doing. 483 00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:11,227 Can you fight? 484 00:19:11,327 --> 00:19:13,129 I can fight, yes. 485 00:19:13,229 --> 00:19:14,397 -I don't know if I can fight well. -Ah. 486 00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:17,667 I think, if I were to be in a fight in real life, 487 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,202 I'd be like, "Can you throw it with the other hand? 488 00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:21,003 I only know how to block it on this side." 489 00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:22,505 -I practiced it this way. -Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 490 00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:24,106 "If there was a camera, I'd beat you up right." 491 00:19:24,173 --> 00:19:25,541 -Exactly, exactly, exactly. -It's that type of vibe. Yes. 492 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:29,111 But, uh, you know, I was very fortunate that the character 493 00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:30,847 didn't know karate either at the beginning. 494 00:19:30,947 --> 00:19:33,382 So I was able to play it along. 495 00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:34,817 Like, I remember being in the chemistry read 496 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,653 and-and faking that I couldn't do a push-up. 497 00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:39,722 And they were like, "This guy's hilarious. 498 00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:40,823 This guy's... this guy's our guy." 499 00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:42,124 And I was like, "What?" 500 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:43,626 "His timing is crazy." 501 00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:45,061 But now you've gotten better, I'm assuming. 502 00:19:45,094 --> 00:19:46,662 But now I can do a push-up, yes. 503 00:19:46,762 --> 00:19:50,433 -(laughter and applause) -Yeah. 504 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,902 Um... 505 00:19:53,069 --> 00:19:55,338 You know, the-the show is beloved. 506 00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,406 You are also somebody who people are getting to know. 507 00:19:57,507 --> 00:19:59,775 You-You've had a really interesting journey. 508 00:19:59,876 --> 00:20:01,244 I mean, you started acting at the age of ten, I believe. 509 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:02,445 Ten, yeah, yeah. 510 00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:04,981 Like, how are you normal? 511 00:20:05,081 --> 00:20:06,716 -I... -No, and I ask this honestly. 512 00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:08,885 I feel like a lot of child stars aren't well-adjusted, 513 00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:10,720 and as they grow up, they become, they become like... 514 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,321 And I understand what happens to them. 515 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,656 -I'm not even blaming them. -No, no, no. 516 00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:15,791 But you seem normal. You know, I-I met your mom. 517 00:20:15,892 --> 00:20:18,394 -She's great and... -Yeah, she's like... 518 00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:19,595 Yeah, she's normal as well. 519 00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:20,763 I, you know, I think... 520 00:20:20,863 --> 00:20:22,999 I mean, I-I to public school most of my life. 521 00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:25,101 Like, I, even in high school, I was, 522 00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:27,170 I kept along with the curriculum. 523 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:29,906 -I was in a regular high school. I-I... -Okay. 524 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:32,108 And my-my core group of friends are the friends 525 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,176 that I've had for the longest time, 526 00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:34,177 -I think. -That's the secret. 527 00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:36,045 A-And I was also really blessed 528 00:20:36,078 --> 00:20:38,114 that Cobra Kai blew up over the pandemic. 529 00:20:38,214 --> 00:20:40,283 So I wasn't, I wasn't out and about. 530 00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:41,851 -Right, right, right. -There wasn't, like, 531 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:44,587 walking around with, you know, the Stranger Things kids, 532 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:45,855 like, "Oh, don't take pictures!" 533 00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:49,125 It was, it was-- I was at home like, "Oh, man." 534 00:20:49,225 --> 00:20:50,893 (both laugh) 535 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:53,529 Going to Trader Joe's with my mask on, like, 536 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,331 -"Guys? Nobody?" -"Do you know who's under here?" 537 00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:58,534 -Yeah. Yeah. -Oh... 538 00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:01,204 It's-it's-it's-it's been so cool to see y-your rise because, 539 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:02,338 I mean, obviously Cobra Kai is great, 540 00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:04,674 but now, I mean, to be a superhero-- 541 00:21:04,774 --> 00:21:06,642 this is, this is almost everyone's dream. 542 00:21:06,742 --> 00:21:11,147 You know, DC tapped you as the Blue Beetle, which is historic, 543 00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:14,116 and what's also impressive is that you-- they didn't ask you 544 00:21:14,217 --> 00:21:15,318 to audition for the role. 545 00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:16,586 No. 546 00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,154 I think-- you know, I was very fortunate. 547 00:21:18,254 --> 00:21:21,224 I-I had met the director Angel Manuel Soto, who is, who is-- 548 00:21:21,324 --> 00:21:23,659 you know, I-I give him credit for all of this 549 00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:25,228 because he-he really believed in me. 550 00:21:25,328 --> 00:21:28,698 And, uh, I had met him at-at Sundance 551 00:21:28,798 --> 00:21:30,032 a few years prior to the movie 552 00:21:30,132 --> 00:21:32,568 and, and I guess I left somewhat of an impression, 553 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,070 and he had watched the show and he was like, 554 00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,438 "Ah, I think this is perfect." 555 00:21:35,538 --> 00:21:36,906 And obviously we had had conversations. 556 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:39,709 It wasn't like I got a call like, "You got it. 557 00:21:39,809 --> 00:21:41,444 -You're the guy," and I was like... -That would be great. 558 00:21:41,544 --> 00:21:42,845 Yes, that would, that would be great. 559 00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:44,113 -"You are the Blue Beetle." -"You are..." 560 00:21:44,213 --> 00:21:45,515 I'm like, "What? Okay." 561 00:21:45,615 --> 00:21:48,284 A package gets sent with the scarab-- no, no, no. 562 00:21:48,384 --> 00:21:50,520 Um, but we had conversations about it. 563 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,221 -Yeah. -And I think we were really on the same page 564 00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:55,224 with what the movie, what the movie meant, you know, 565 00:21:55,324 --> 00:21:58,728 not only to myself and him but to the greater community. 566 00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,863 -Right, right, right. -The greater, uh, you know, 567 00:22:00,963 --> 00:22:02,398 -brown community? -Yeah, definitely. 568 00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:04,066 -Latino community? -Yeah, no. 569 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,836 And we were on the same page, so we were like, "Let's do it!" 570 00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:10,806 -(applause) -It means so much to the community... 571 00:22:10,907 --> 00:22:14,243 It-it also means so much to see somebody as young as you 572 00:22:14,343 --> 00:22:17,146 in an industry that for so long was defined in a certain way 573 00:22:17,246 --> 00:22:18,881 redefining what that industry is. 574 00:22:18,981 --> 00:22:22,451 I-- you know, I-I wonder, even beyond how people perceive you, 575 00:22:22,552 --> 00:22:24,287 how do you process the world that you're in, 576 00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:26,088 you know, with social media, with all these things? 577 00:22:26,155 --> 00:22:28,491 Because the previous generation of actors and, and celebrities 578 00:22:28,591 --> 00:22:30,026 didn't have to deal with that. 579 00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:31,661 D-Do you ever find that there's a lot of pressure 580 00:22:31,761 --> 00:22:33,529 to be in two worlds? You can't just focus on what you do? 581 00:22:33,629 --> 00:22:35,231 You have to focus on how people see you online? 582 00:22:35,331 --> 00:22:36,332 Or is that just part of your life? 583 00:22:36,432 --> 00:22:39,635 I-- Yes, I think it definitely is... 584 00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:41,037 -something to think about. -Mm-hmm. 585 00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:42,672 But, also, I-I like to have fun. 586 00:22:42,772 --> 00:22:44,874 I-- Like, I-I definitely am a big proponent of, like, 587 00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:46,542 you can't-- you can't take yourself too seriously. 588 00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:50,146 Like, I-I would love to do Vogue and stuff like that, 589 00:22:50,246 --> 00:22:52,281 -but, also, I, uh... -(laughs) 590 00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:53,616 ...pull out my butt cheeks all the time. 591 00:22:53,716 --> 00:22:56,686 Like, I-I... I'm definitely a normal 21-year-old. 592 00:22:56,786 --> 00:22:58,454 And-and my family was super... 593 00:22:58,554 --> 00:23:01,490 Like, they are also always like, "Just-- You're also a kid. 594 00:23:01,591 --> 00:23:04,360 -Like, you can be a kid, and that's okay." -Yeah. 595 00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:06,762 And-and, obviously, there's a sense of professionalism 596 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,798 -that comes with being in this industry. -Right, right. 597 00:23:08,898 --> 00:23:10,566 But that all kind of came naturally, 598 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,869 -working around adults all the time and-and... -Mm-hmm. 599 00:23:12,969 --> 00:23:15,605 The first show that I ever worked on for a couple years, 600 00:23:15,705 --> 00:23:17,473 uh, was this show called Parenthood, 601 00:23:17,573 --> 00:23:18,941 and I was around only adults. 602 00:23:19,075 --> 00:23:21,077 So it was-- it was kind of odd being around, like, 603 00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:22,678 Ray Romano or these guys. 604 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,146 And I was just like, "Yeah, we're-we're having 605 00:23:24,247 --> 00:23:25,681 -regular conversations and..." -These are my coworkers. 606 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,116 Yeah, these are my coworkers. 607 00:23:27,216 --> 00:23:28,351 And then I would go back to school. 608 00:23:28,451 --> 00:23:31,220 Like, nobody would believe me, 'cause nobody at-- 609 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,222 as a middle schooler, watched Parenthood. 610 00:23:33,322 --> 00:23:34,891 -They were like-- So... -(laughs) 611 00:23:35,024 --> 00:23:36,626 They were like, "My mom's cried to you." 612 00:23:36,726 --> 00:23:39,395 But I don't-- I don't know. The-- So, I-I was... 613 00:23:39,495 --> 00:23:42,064 You know, with the social media, I-I've been able to, uh, 614 00:23:42,165 --> 00:23:44,400 -kind of just do me, I suppose. -I like that. I like... 615 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,935 -Thanks. -I think that's a great motto for life, 616 00:23:46,035 --> 00:23:48,037 is, like, you know, do what you do, work really hard, 617 00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:49,238 but always remember 618 00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:50,773 -to pull your butt cheeks out. -Always remember 619 00:23:50,873 --> 00:23:52,842 -to pull your butt cheeks out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -I like that. 620 00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:54,443 -Congratulations on everything. -Thank you. Thank you, 621 00:23:54,544 --> 00:23:55,912 -thank you. -Thank you for coming on the show. 622 00:23:56,045 --> 00:23:58,281 Xolo Maridueña, everybody. We're gonna take a quick break, 623 00:23:58,381 --> 00:24:00,850 but we'll be right back after this. 624 00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:02,451 Thank you, my dude. For real. 625 00:24:02,552 --> 00:24:04,587 (cheering and applause) 626 00:24:09,203 --> 00:24:10,204 Well, that's our show for tonight! 627 00:24:10,304 --> 00:24:11,672 Charlamagne is coming up next! 628 00:24:11,772 --> 00:24:13,808 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 629 00:24:13,908 --> 00:24:16,310 The best thing to do, probably, is do not tweet. 630 00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:17,445 (tweet) 631 00:24:17,545 --> 00:24:19,146 But if you must tweet... 632 00:24:19,246 --> 00:24:20,614 (tweeting) 633 00:24:20,715 --> 00:24:22,850 ...and I am guilty of that offense myself... 634 00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:25,186 -(tweeting) -...remember that your tweets 635 00:24:25,286 --> 00:24:27,788 -can and will be used against you... -(tweeting) 636 00:24:27,888 --> 00:24:31,258 (echoing): ...that the Internet is forever.