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it's The Daily Show!
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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We have got a great show
for you tonight.
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Florida is bracing
for Hurricane Ian,
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Joe Biden speaks to the dead,
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and we'll tell you
why ice cream trucks are evil.
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Plus, our guest tonight
is the very successful owner
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of the Dallas Mavericks
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and he's one of the stars
of Shark Tank.
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Mark Cuban is joining us
on the show, everyone!
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-(cheering and applause)
-It's gonna be a ton of fun!
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So let's do this.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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Okay.
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Before we get into
the big stories,
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let's catch up on a few other
things going on in the world,
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starting with Lizzo,
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who made history last night at
a concert in Washington, D.C.,
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when she played
a 200-year-old crystal flute
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that once belonged
to President James Madison.
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Yeah. That's a really cool way
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to bring attention
to American history.
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Yeah, because now students
will know that James Madison
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was that guy who did a collab
with Lizzo, you know?
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In education news,
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an Indiana teenager just learned
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that he was the only student
in the world this year
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to get a perfect score
on the AP Calculus exam.
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-(gasping, applause)
-Yeah. Very impressive.
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What's even crazier is
that the kid sitting next to him
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had the second best score
in the world.
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What are the chances?
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Think about it though--
the only person
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in the world
with a perfect score.
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Do you-- do you have any idea
what the odds of that are?
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I-I don't. The kid does.
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I don't. That's how smart he is.
I don't know.
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Oh! And, uh,
from the world of fine dining,
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McDonald's has launched
a limited edition series
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of Happy Meals
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for adults.
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-(chuckling)
-Yeah. Yeah.
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A-And, look,
I-I know there are adults
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who are nostalgic
for Happy Meals, but...
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it's not the cheap plastic toys
you cherish.
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It's that memory of your dad
picking you up from school
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and then surprising you
with a trip to Mickey D's,
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getting that Happy Meal
in the colorful box, you know,
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explaining to you
that it's not your fault
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and both he and your mother
still love you
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even though they need
to be apart now.
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Man, those toys were so cool!
Aw!
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I remember those days.
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All right, but let's move on
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to some of the bigger stories
of the day,
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starting
with the monster hurricane
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that's shutting Florida down.
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Breaking news, Hurricane Ian
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has now officially made landfall
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as a Category 4 storm.
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One of if not the most
powerful storm
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ever to make landfall on the
western coast of Florida.
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Truly an historic and
potentially catastrophic day
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for much of this state.
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Ian's impact here
as it moves inland
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will be a catastrophic surge
of up to 18 feet,
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destructive wind gusts--
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they're going way over
a hundred miles an hour--
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and flooding rain
which could be up to two feet
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because of the slow movement
of the storm.
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This thing is the real deal.
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Uh, it is a major, major storm.
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Yeah, people, as we speak,
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Hurricane Ian
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And I honestly hope that
everyone in the Sunshine State
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is staying safe, you know.
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And I mean like-like
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Yeah, you know,
not like Florida safe, you know.
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Like where someone wears,
like, a long-sleeved shirt
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to wrestle a gator--
"I'm being safe!"
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No, not that,
just be safe, safe.
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'Cause, I mean, I know you guys
are brave but this hurricane...
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I mean, you heard
Governor DeSantis,
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he said, "This thing
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"Not like the usual stuff
I tell you to be scared of
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"like drag queens
or critical race theory.
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"I'm talking real.
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Like, I might fly myself
to Martha's Vineyard."
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(applause and cheering)
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Because you understand,
you understand,
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this storm is way worse
than usual, right.
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155 mile an hour winds,
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violent waves and a storm surge
of up to 18 feet high. 18 feet.
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You understand most pools
aren't even 18 feet deep, right?
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That's like eight feet of water
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and then maybe like another
two to four of piss. That's it.
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But hurricane Ian,
this shit is wild.
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And by the way, why are we still
naming national disasters?
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Like, why-why do we do this?
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It's a weird thing we do.
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Hurricane Ian. Uh, Fiona.
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Like, we don't do that with
personal disasters, you know.
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Yeah, there's no doctor
who's ever been like,
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"I have some bad news.
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Jeremy has spread
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(laughter)
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"Just a cute little name
I came up
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with so you would remember it."
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All right, but let's move on
to some political news.
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After a shaky start
to his presidency,
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Joe Biden has recently
gotten some of his groove back.
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He's signing legislation,
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he's reestablishing America's
status in Europe
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and he's the new brand
ambassador for aviators. Ooh.
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In fact, many people
are actually saying
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that Biden might have
a really good shot
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at winning a second term
in office.
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All he needs to do though
is avoid doing stuff like this.
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MAN: An awkward moment
for President Biden today
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at a White House conference.
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While calling out people
in the audience,
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he accidentally included
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Indiana Congresswoman
Jackie Walorski
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who was killed in a car crash
over the summer.
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And I want to thank
all of you here,
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including bipartisan
elected officials
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like Representative McGovern,
Senator Braun,
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Senator Booker, Representative--
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Jackie, are you here?
Where's Jackie?
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I didn't think she...
she wasn't going to be here--
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to help make this a reality.
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-No...
-(audience groaning)
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No, Joe, what are you doing?
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(groans)
That's so awkward.
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Oh, man, and his explanation
didn't help, you know.
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He's like, "Of course I knew
Jackie was dead.
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"I was looking
for Jackie Kennedy.
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"Where's Jackie Kennedy?
Where...?
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Where are you, Jackie?
Where's Jackie O?"
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Uh, look, I mean,
I guess on the upside,
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at least he noticed
that she wasn't there.
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This is a good thing.
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Yeah, it could have been
much worse if he was like,
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"Where's Jackie? Oh, there
she is, there's Jackie.
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Everyone look at Jackie."
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People are like,
"There's no Jackie."
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"She's there.
Everybody, see, Jackie."
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And, look, I know
a lot of people are saying
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that this is another example
of Biden's brain being foggy,
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but I think, if anything, this
makes Biden a better president.
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Yeah, think of how hard
he must be working right now
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to keep Americans safe,
knowing that Osama bin Laden
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is still out there somewhere.
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"Where is he, where is he,
Jack, where is he?
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Where is he?"
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And finally,
let's talk about air travel.
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The number of people flying
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is nearly back
to pre-pandemic levels,
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and if you're one of those
people about to take a flight
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for the first time in a few
years, here's a reminder
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that you might experience
some weird shit up in the air.
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A new video is showing
the moment that left passengers
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on board an American Airlines
flight very confused.
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They were on their way to Dallas
from LAX when strange noises
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started coming from the plane's
public announcement system.
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Take a listen.
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(strange noises)
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The video has since gone viral
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and has gotten the attention
of American Airlines.
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Some people have floated around
the idea
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that the P.A. system
was hacked.
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The company says the cause
was a lot less sinister,
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blaming it
on a malfunctioning system.
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(strange noises)
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Hell no.
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What the hell was that?
You hear that on there?
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(growls)
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I don't even know how
to describe those sounds.
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It sounds like Chewbacca
getting a hand job or something.
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What was that?
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And how is this guy so calm?
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He's just like,
"Yeah, you hear those...?"
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Yo, if I'm on a plane
that starts making sounds
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like-like-like that,
I'm getting a parachute.
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I'm getting a parachute
and a few extra pretzels
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and I'm opening
the emergency exit, I'm gone.
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Now, a lot of people
were speculating
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that the P.A. system
was hacked by a prankster,
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but the official explanation
from American Airlines is
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that the sounds
were caused by...
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Which somehow
is less comforting.
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Like, a hacker I understand.
Oh, I get it, a hacker.
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But-but you're telling me
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that the plane
is always making sounds
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like Frankenstein is getting
a prostate exam,
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but we're only hearing it now
because of a mechanical issue?
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That's not
reassuring information.
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(growls)
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To me the best-case scenario
is if the pilot accidentally
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left the P.A. system on
in the cockpit
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and all the sounds
that the people heard
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were coming from him.
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(laughter)
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All right, everybody,
we're on, uh, autopilot now.
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Let me just, uh, check some
of my crypto investments.
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(yelling):
Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh, that sucked, everybody.
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I got to get my spirits back up.
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You know what? I'm going
to watch that new video
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from the Try Guys. Let's see.
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(yelling):
Aah! Aah!
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Oh, that sucked. Oh. Oh, boy.
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Wait. What is this giant rat
doing in here? What is this?
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(yelling):
Aah! Aah! Aah.
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(makes kissing sounds)
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No one can know.
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(makes kissing sounds)
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That would have been better.
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-All right, that's it for the
headlines. -(applause, cheering)
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But... before we go to a break,
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let's catch up on the traffic
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with our very own
Roy Wood, Jr., everybody.
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(applause and cheering)
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Yes. Africa.
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-What's going on, Roy? What's
going on? -What's going on, man?
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-Yeah, that looks, uh...
-Look, man, a lot of traffic.
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You know, people evacuating
over there in Florida.
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We hope that they stay safe,
get the supplies you need.
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It could be a long time
in the car, you know?
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But the thing I always wonder
about evacuations--
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where-where's...
where-where they going?
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-(laughter)
-Dude, the one car.
251
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It's always just one person
going to the danger.
252
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'Cause it's really only
two reasons to go into a storm.
253
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That is money and sex.
254
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-Those are the only
two reasons. -Wait. What?
255
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Yeah. You ain't never had
disaster sex?
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-(laughter) -Like during
a national disaster.
257
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You ain't never had...?
258
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What y'all been doing
in South Africa, you know?
259
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Bro, I've had sex in a tornado,
260
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I've had sex in a wildfire
and an earthquake.
261
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Wait, wait, wait.
You had sex in an earthquake?
262
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We were having sex,
and the earthquake happened.
263
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It's not like
the earthquake started,
264
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and I was like, "Quick. Come
over here. We got to do it."
265
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-Like, that's not...
-Oh, okay. -(laughter)
266
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Yeah, but the cool thing about
having sex in an earthquake is
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that you get all the credit
for making the bed rock,
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and that's the dope part
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about being in an earthquake.
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This thing in Florida
is getting really bad.
271
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I heard that the Waffle House
is shutting down,
272
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and Waffle House is, apparently,
notorious for staying open.
273
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It shows how bad
this situation is.
274
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That's one metric, but I don't
think the whole waffle House...
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If a Waffle House is open
on the corner-- I don't think
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that's the most accurate measure
of how bad a storm is.
277
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You want to know how bad
a storm is where you are,
278
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just ask yourself one question.
279
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Can I get cocaine right now?
280
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(laughter)
281
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The last person
to evacuate in a storm
282
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is the drug dealers.
283
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You don't understand.
284
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The drug dealer has
too much inventory at risk.
285
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They got to be there and make
sure all the money stays safe
286
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and make sure
all the dope stays safe.
287
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You can't get your cocaine wet.
288
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It turns into stucco.
That's terrible. You can't...
289
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So, the drug dealers
are what we look out for.
290
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I'm telling you,
if a storm is headed your way,
291
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and you can't get cocaine,
it's too late.
292
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-Okay. Okay, Roy. Uh, that's...
-Truly.
293
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Um, so what's happening
in the traffic?
294
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,679
That thing, real quick,
about McDonald's.
295
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,381
Oh, yeah.
The adult Happy Meal.
296
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-Adult Happy Meal.
-Yeah.
297
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Like, I get what McDonald's
is trying to do.
298
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People are stressed.
299
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,621
You know, you want people
to smile, so you try
300
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and give them a little-- a
little-little bit of happiness.
301
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But adults need more than food.
See, the food and a toy--
302
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that's for kids. Kids are
stupid. But-but grown people--
303
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you got to give grown people
more than that.
304
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You can't just give 'em food.
305
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,433
You got to give 'em
an experience.
306
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You really want to make
adults happy,
307
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this is what McDonald's needs
to do. First thing, they--
308
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they got to get
a liquor license.
309
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They got to get the games.
Ball pit, Skee-Ball, pizza.
310
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Get somebody, like, in a mouse,
like-like one of them
311
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rat suits-- get them
to stand out front and play
312
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-with everybody, that's what
you get. -Wait, wait, that's,
313
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uh, that-that sounds like
Chuck E. Cheese.
314
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,718
No, no, I'm tal-I'm talking
about something different.
315
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This-this what I'm talking
about. What I'm talking about
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is, like, you-you get all
of that stuff and then, also,
317
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McDonald's could add card
games, live entertainment,
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a smoking section, gambling,
maybe some dice. No windows.
319
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You want the-- you want
people to focus on the happiness
320
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that's going on right there,
with the money and the food.
321
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,805
So... you're pitching a casino?
322
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,175
No, I'm not pitching a casino.
I'm not pitching a--
323
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,910
You know what man,
you is a (bleep) hater,
324
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,445
-and you always have been.
-What--
325
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,849
-What do mean, I'm a hater?
-Every time I propose an idea,
326
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:05,085
all you do is give me pushback,
bro, instead of supporting me.
327
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,854
Instead of supporting me.
I thought you were a Black man,
328
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,089
I'm a Black man, you supposed
to be helping brothers--
329
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uplift brother-- Like,
like the time I pitched you
330
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the box that
heat the food up real fast,
331
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you start talking about,
"Oh, but that's a microwave."
332
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-So what?!
-It was a microwave!
333
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It's not a microwave,
it's different! The food go in
334
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through the top, not the front.
335
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,338
That's a totally different
device, and I would think that
336
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you, my friend, who I've been
rocking with on this show
337
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for seven years, would go,
"Roy, that's a good idea,
338
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"here's half a million dollars
to invest into your product
339
00:13:32,446 --> 00:13:35,082
and I would love to be
a partner in your business."
340
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,617
Yeah, but I can't give you
half a million doll--
341
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:38,452
I don't want to lose
a half million dollars.
342
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:41,588
You're not gonna lo--
This me, baby, you're not gonna
343
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,457
lose the money.
344
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,792
You're not gonna
lose the money, dawg.
345
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,462
I'm telling you, man,
this is gonna be a good place.
346
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,631
And stop saying "casino,"
'cause that's not what it is.
347
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:52,699
It's a different type of spot
that I'm talking about
348
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for to make adults happy--
an adult happy building.
349
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:58,272
Okay, so, like, can-can I b--
350
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can I buy, like,
chips with my money?
351
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:04,344
That's a good idea.
You in?
352
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,046
No, that's a casino, Roy.
353
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,748
-That's not a casino! It's
different. -That's a casino!
354
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,616
You know what, Roy,
just give us the traffic.
355
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,419
I don't (bleep) with you.
356
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,621
You want your tra-- goo-goog--
Pull up-pull up your--
357
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,758
the Google Maps or something
on your phone.
358
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,159
I'm-I'm straight, man.
359
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,597
It's still a casino.
Roy Wood Jr., everybody.
360
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,666
All right, when we come back
we're gonna talk about
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the conspiracy theories that
362
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,937
they do want you to know about.
Don't go away.
363
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,072
-It's still a casino!
-(cheering, applause)
364
00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:43,617
(cheering and applause)
365
00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:54,428
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
366
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,030
If you've spent any time online
at all,
367
00:14:57,131 --> 00:14:59,466
you know that there are
conspiracy theories
368
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,901
about everything--
369
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,737
the CIA killed Tupac,
370
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:06,907
Paul Rudd is immortal,
371
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,043
the moon landing faked us.
372
00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:11,545
But those are
just the obvious ones,
373
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,046
which is why we have
a special segment
374
00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:15,215
that reveals the conspiracies
375
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,417
you never even knew existed.
376
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-♪ ♪
-KOSTA: Conspiracies.
377
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,154
They're everywhere.
378
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,755
Or are they nowhere?
379
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:25,592
Or is that exactly what they
want you to think?
380
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,427
So that's where my wallet is.
381
00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:29,963
Well, for every "they,"
382
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,532
there's a me.
383
00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:33,300
I'm Kevin Matthew Kelp.
384
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,102
Follow me
as I pull back the curtain
385
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,237
to find the truth behind...
386
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,572
the curtain.
387
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,875
This is Project: Conspiracy.
388
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♪ ♪
389
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,814
Everywhere we go,
vehicles are spying on us--
390
00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:47,815
cop cars,
391
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:49,016
unmarked vans,
392
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,350
roller coasters.
393
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:51,752
But what if I were to tell you
394
00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:54,588
there was another kind
of vehicle monitoring Americans
395
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,924
right underneath our noses?
396
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,092
Or should I say our mouths?
397
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:02,162
I'm talking
about ice cream trucks.
398
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,234
The classic all-American
ice cream truck.
399
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,704
Seems like just an innocent way
to get a tasty treat
400
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,040
until you do some digging.
401
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,441
Meet Harry Burt,
402
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,477
inventor of the ice cream truck.
403
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:19,713
In 1923,
he patented his creation with--
404
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:21,281
you guessed it--
405
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,950
the U.S. government,
406
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,619
A.K.A. the people
monitoring us so closely
407
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,722
they even know
my Social Security number.
408
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,091
So why did Burt team up
with Big Brother?
409
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,226
I'll tell you why.
410
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,228
Because of the massive amount
of intel
411
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:38,565
these spy-ce cream trucks
can gather in plain sight--
412
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,835
foot traffic patterns,
snacking habits...
413
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,804
a third thing
I'll figure out later.
414
00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:46,673
All they needed
was the perfect cover--
415
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,710
the ice cream.
416
00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,813
Brain freeze!
417
00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:56,283
Oh! Oh!
418
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,519
It's time to figure out
419
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,256
what exactly
these trucks are up to.
420
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,758
One chocolate eclair bar.
421
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,494
Or did you already know that?
422
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,962
Uh, no.
423
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,031
Actually make it two.
I'm really hungry,
424
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,699
and I'm getting ready
to do a stakeout. Wait.
425
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,802
Not for you, though.
426
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,708
Ten dollars.
427
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,979
Okay, I hope you got
what were you looking for,
428
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,415
Mr. Ice Cream Man.
429
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,853
-This is $30.
-Dude, don't. Don't.
430
00:17:32,953 --> 00:17:36,056
My interaction with the
ice cream gestapo seemed normal.
431
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,525
All too normal.
432
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,527
So I kept watching for hours,
433
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:43,030
fighting the temptation
to get more ice cream,
434
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,699
and only succumbing
all of the time.
435
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,368
Why couldn't
I resist this truck?
436
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:51,405
That's when I realized
their most dangerous weapon.
437
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,474
(ice cream truck plays
"Pop Goes the Weasel")
438
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:56,777
(Kosta hums
"Pop Goes the Weasel")
439
00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:59,346
(continues singing)
440
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:03,016
The song.
441
00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:05,018
It's the song.
442
00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:08,522
Hey, you spying on kids,
you pervert?
443
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:12,259
No. I mean, kind of, but...
(groaning)
444
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,261
It was never just the ice cream.
445
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,698
The truck's siren song was its
secret weapon the whole time.
446
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,234
And I'm going to prove it.
447
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,369
(playing "Pop Goes the Weasel")
448
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,008
Hey, where's the ice cream?!
449
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,776
Oh, I don't have any.
450
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:31,845
I was just proving a theory,
and it worked.
451
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,881
So, thank you.
452
00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:37,217
Give us the (bleep) ice cream.
453
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,619
Run! Run!
454
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:41,989
-Dude, run down! Aah!
-(kids screaming)
455
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,326
Music has long been
a psychological tool
456
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,096
for deep state forces
like the CIA,
457
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,265
the radical left and Chili's,
458
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:54,868
convincing ordinary citizens
to confess, to vote,
459
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,771
and to eat against
their own self-interest.
460
00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,873
(groans)
461
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,675
Those kids, man.
462
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,244
Those kids are tough.
463
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,046
But if I'm ever gonna
get the real scoop
464
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,482
on this musical conspiracy,
465
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,985
I need to go inside
the belly of the beast.
466
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,121
Let's go.
467
00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:16,790
WOMAN: So, this is where
everything happens,
468
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,492
and this is
the ice cream truck, so--
469
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,094
Okay, ma'am, I'm ready
for the job interview, so...
470
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:24,498
Uh, you know we don't make you
dress like that anymore, right?
471
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,934
So, where do you turn on
the, uh, mind control songs--
472
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:30,437
excuse me, the, um, ice cream,
totally normal-- the jingle?
473
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,140
-(clears throat)
So, you're
474
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,276
some sort of undercover
conspiracy reporter?
475
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,479
How do you know that?
Who do you work for?
476
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:40,647
You put it on your résumé.
477
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,450
Uh, y-- That's-that's a typo.
478
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,653
The whole job description?
479
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,455
Yeah.
480
00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:52,893
I've been made! Abort! Abort!
481
00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:56,663
I've been made.
Abort! Abort! Abort.
482
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,332
(groans) Oh, God. Come on.
483
00:19:58,432 --> 00:20:00,701
So, do you not want the job?
484
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:04,471
(grunting)
485
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,774
Clearly, whatever deep state
agency is behind these trucks
486
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:11,245
will stop at nothing
to stop me from stopping them.
487
00:20:11,345 --> 00:20:14,281
But don't worry,
resistance is possible.
488
00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:18,285
(loudly): Thanks to these
noise-canceling headphones,
489
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,521
the only thing I'll be hooked on
490
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,590
is the sweet taste of freedom.
491
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,325
-(tires screech)
-(honking) -(crash)
492
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,461
♪ ♪
493
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,205
Rest in peace, Kevin.
All right, stay tuned,
494
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,174
because when we come back
Mark Cuban will be joining me
495
00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:41,441
right here on the show,
so don't go away.
496
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,644
(cheering, applause)
497
00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,439
(cheering and applause)
498
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,143
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
499
00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:03,846
My guest is an entrepreneur
who owns the Dallas Mavericks
500
00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:07,350
and recently started
Cost Plus Drug Company,
501
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,553
which makes low-cost versions
of generic prescription drugs.
502
00:21:10,653 --> 00:21:12,155
He's here to talk
about the new season
503
00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:15,258
of his Emmy-winning hit series
Shark Tank,
504
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,460
which airs Friday nights on ABC.
505
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,330
I hate investing in companies
run by inventors.
506
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:22,732
And you just jump from product
to product to product.
507
00:21:22,832 --> 00:21:25,868
But I like buying companies
from inventors.
508
00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:29,038
So we go in-- we're going
into commercial break.
509
00:21:29,138 --> 00:21:32,175
I want you to think
what you would want me to pay
510
00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:34,510
-to buy your company out
completely. -Oh.
511
00:21:34,611 --> 00:21:36,679
-Whoa! -(gasping)
-Don't answer me now.
512
00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:38,548
But when we come back,
I want a number.
513
00:21:38,648 --> 00:21:42,151
-Wow. -Done.
-(applause)
514
00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:44,120
Please welcome Mark Cuban!
515
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,255
-♪ ♪
-(cheering and applause)
516
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,759
What's up?
517
00:21:54,864 --> 00:21:56,499
-Ah!
-Mark Cuban!
518
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,234
-What's up, Trevor?
-What's going on?
519
00:21:58,334 --> 00:21:59,736
-Welcome to The Daily Show.
-Thanks for having me.
520
00:21:59,836 --> 00:22:01,671
Good to have you here in person.
First thing I want to know,
521
00:22:01,771 --> 00:22:03,072
because I see the clips
all the time--
522
00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:04,641
-everyone watches the show
all over the world... -Yep.
523
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,875
...how many people
come up to you
524
00:22:05,975 --> 00:22:07,610
and-and just pitch you things
in real life,
525
00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:08,745
like, all the time?
526
00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:10,079
It must be your life now.
527
00:22:10,179 --> 00:22:11,581
-Everywhere. In the bathroom.
-Everywhere you go.
528
00:22:11,681 --> 00:22:13,816
Sitting in a urinal. You name
it-- I get pitched everywhere.
529
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,518
Wait, what's the best pitch
you got at a urinal?
530
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,387
-Do you remember it?
-(laughs) Turn around.
531
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,590
(laughing)
532
00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:22,792
-Congratulations.
Season 14 of the show. -Yes.
533
00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:23,993
I'd love to know,
when you started this,
534
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,361
did you think
it was gonna be as big as it is?
535
00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:27,397
-No. No. -Is this a business
that you saw coming?
536
00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,832
They asked me to come on
as a guest in the second season.
537
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:30,933
And it would bounce around.
538
00:22:31,034 --> 00:22:32,368
Like,
when Desperate Housewives--
539
00:22:32,535 --> 00:22:33,536
-remember that show?-- when
it wasn't on... -Yes, of course.
540
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:34,704
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
-...we'd take its place.
541
00:22:34,804 --> 00:22:35,905
And I thought,
"This thing is dead.
542
00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:37,540
So I'm just gonna go on there,
raise hell."
543
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,409
Next thing you know,
we're in season 14.
544
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:41,577
Season 14. It's successful.
545
00:22:41,678 --> 00:22:43,746
It's-it's fun.
People love the show.
546
00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,381
-It's syndicated
around the world. -Yeah.
547
00:22:45,548 --> 00:22:48,184
I would love to know what you
think makes it so successful.
548
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,753
Why do we all love
watching people come on
549
00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:53,656
and then try and pitch you
an idea that you either trash
550
00:22:53,756 --> 00:22:55,858
or invest in
or completely try and take over?
551
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,593
Because everybody
wants to be that person
552
00:22:57,694 --> 00:23:00,096
who can just have an idea
in their garage,
553
00:23:00,196 --> 00:23:01,097
-in their bedroom.
-Mm-hmm.
554
00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:02,198
You know, we all get it, right?
555
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,700
You get that feeling
in your stomach
556
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,735
and you're all fired up and
you check it with your friends.
557
00:23:05,835 --> 00:23:07,937
But these are people
who made it in front of us.
558
00:23:08,037 --> 00:23:10,840
And if we say yes, they go
from being just a business
559
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,742
to being that guy,
that business.
560
00:23:12,842 --> 00:23:13,810
And that-that's why.
561
00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:15,311
-Anybody can be that person.
-Yeah.
562
00:23:15,411 --> 00:23:16,913
You-- I feel like
you were that person.
563
00:23:17,013 --> 00:23:18,247
-I was.
-You know? (stammers)
564
00:23:18,348 --> 00:23:19,582
You know,
I've-I've read about you,
565
00:23:19,682 --> 00:23:21,584
and there were parts
in your life where you thought
566
00:23:21,684 --> 00:23:23,252
you were gonna retire at 35.
567
00:23:23,353 --> 00:23:25,989
And let-- yet here you are,
many decades later, still...
568
00:23:26,089 --> 00:23:27,523
-(laughter)
-You look like you love--
569
00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:29,359
-No, that's not a diss! It is
many decades later. -(laughs)
570
00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:31,861
-Yeah! Thanks a lot, right?
-No. Come on.
571
00:23:31,961 --> 00:23:33,196
This is true. You-You're living,
572
00:23:33,296 --> 00:23:35,064
-but it-it feels like you...
-(laughs): I'm living!
573
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,633
-(laughing)
-No, not-- You g--
574
00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:37,967
They're assholes.
Don't listen to them.
575
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,035
-(blows raspberry)
-These people are assholes.
576
00:23:39,135 --> 00:23:40,203
What I'm saying is
577
00:23:40,303 --> 00:23:42,272
you-you're having a great time
578
00:23:42,372 --> 00:23:44,440
and it feels like
you haven't lost that drive.
579
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:47,176
-No. -Like, what makes you
get out of bed every single day
580
00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:48,344
if it's not the money?
581
00:23:48,444 --> 00:23:50,046
Uh, I'm competitive.
I like to kick ass.
582
00:23:50,146 --> 00:23:52,081
-Okay. -If you start a business
and you're in my business,
583
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,516
I'm gonna (bleep) you up.
584
00:23:53,616 --> 00:23:55,785
(laughs)
585
00:23:55,885 --> 00:23:58,154
Serious, for real.
I mean, I-I love to compete.
586
00:23:58,254 --> 00:23:59,989
-Right, that explains a lot.
-It does.
587
00:24:00,089 --> 00:24:01,491
That explains-that explains,
like, the Dallas Mavericks.
588
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:02,959
You know, I was talking to
someone who works on the show,
589
00:24:03,059 --> 00:24:04,494
and he said
an interesting thing.
590
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,497
He said, he said,
uh, Mark Cuban seems to me
591
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,066
like one of the only superfans
who took over a team.
592
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:11,868
'Cause some people buy teams
593
00:24:11,968 --> 00:24:13,569
-because they have the
money to buy a team. -Yeah.
594
00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:15,505
You seem like you-you
bought a team
595
00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:17,674
-because you love the team,
you love the sport. -Yeah.
596
00:24:17,774 --> 00:24:19,542
Everyone said the team changed
because of you.
597
00:24:19,642 --> 00:24:21,177
Many people have credited you
in the NBA
598
00:24:21,277 --> 00:24:23,613
of being part of changing
the culture
599
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,081
of trying to make it
so that even the people
600
00:24:25,181 --> 00:24:26,616
who work behind the scenes
are happy
601
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,885
and are-and are enjoying
themselves.
602
00:24:28,985 --> 00:24:30,386
Like, why did you decide that?
603
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,121
You could've just gone in for
a team, but you bought a team.
604
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,523
No, I love basketball.
605
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:34,624
Like, I'll get out there
and I'll shoot with the guys.
606
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:35,925
I mean, just think about it.
607
00:24:36,025 --> 00:24:37,327
You love to play basketball.
608
00:24:37,427 --> 00:24:40,897
I get to walk into my own arena,
get up shots.
609
00:24:40,997 --> 00:24:42,865
You know, and the best part is,
you know, game-winning shot,
610
00:24:42,966 --> 00:24:45,568
the crowd's going nuts,
everybody's piledriving
611
00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:46,769
and jumping on the guy.
612
00:24:46,869 --> 00:24:48,538
I get to jump on him, too,
and I don't...
613
00:24:48,638 --> 00:24:50,006
I don't get you arrested, right?
614
00:24:50,106 --> 00:24:52,375
Anybody else-- you all run
there, I'll arrest your ass.
615
00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,611
I will run out there,
I have fun.
616
00:24:54,711 --> 00:24:57,614
The NBA has been, you know,
in an interesting period
617
00:24:57,714 --> 00:24:59,382
where, you know,
for a long time politics...
618
00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:01,050
I mean, it was everything,
NBA and NFL.
619
00:25:01,150 --> 00:25:03,252
And then, you know, the NBA
was seen as this place
620
00:25:03,353 --> 00:25:05,388
-where, you know, players were
speaking their mind. -Mm-hmm.
621
00:25:05,488 --> 00:25:06,723
It was a really aware
organization.
622
00:25:06,823 --> 00:25:08,558
Adam Silver gets a lot
of credit, for instance,
623
00:25:08,658 --> 00:25:09,826
many of the owners do as well.
624
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:11,995
Recently though
there's been a scandal
625
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,496
that has rocked
the Phoenix Suns.
626
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,732
And, you know, everyone's been
talking about how to deal with
627
00:25:15,832 --> 00:25:17,934
an owner where he's been
accused of everything
628
00:25:18,034 --> 00:25:20,236
from racism to inappropriate
messages at work.
629
00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:23,840
And I think the fine came
down at $10 million and a year.
630
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,809
Some have said it isn't enough,
some have said it's just enough.
631
00:25:26,909 --> 00:25:28,311
-What do you make of that?
-(sighs)
632
00:25:28,411 --> 00:25:30,213
And more than the fine, 'cause,
I mean, that's not your job,
633
00:25:30,313 --> 00:25:33,516
but what do you think
the-the position
634
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,918
of an owner in a team
needs to be
635
00:25:36,019 --> 00:25:38,388
in terms of how
it's outward facing?
636
00:25:38,521 --> 00:25:40,556
Like, why is it important to be
a certain way as the owner?
637
00:25:40,657 --> 00:25:42,792
You know, rather than talking
about that situation
638
00:25:42,892 --> 00:25:45,194
specifically, I can tell you
what I think, right.
639
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,896
I may be responsible
for writing the checks
640
00:25:46,996 --> 00:25:48,331
-for the Dallas Mavericks,
-Mm-hmm.
641
00:25:48,431 --> 00:25:51,634
but all of North Texas really
owns the Dallas Mavericks.
642
00:25:51,734 --> 00:25:56,539
It's the only business where
I get emails from people saying,
643
00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,641
"My son has cancer," you know.
644
00:25:58,741 --> 00:26:00,009
"Can you bring some players out?
645
00:26:00,109 --> 00:26:01,611
Can we...? Will you visit?"
646
00:26:01,711 --> 00:26:03,880
You know, "My son just died"
or "My daughter just died."
647
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,382
"Can we bury him
in a Luka Doncic jersey?"
648
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,785
You know, there-there's
no other industry.
649
00:26:08,885 --> 00:26:10,253
You know, and when you win...
650
00:26:10,353 --> 00:26:13,222
When Google has a great quarter,
nobody in their city--
651
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,391
-you know, Mount wherever
it is-- celebrates. -Right.
652
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,260
When your team wins
a championship,
653
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,628
the whole city goes nuts.
654
00:26:18,728 --> 00:26:20,296
-You feel it. -The whole city's
on fire, right?
655
00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:22,031
It's just such
a different industry,
656
00:26:22,131 --> 00:26:24,300
and with that comes
a responsibility.
657
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,803
You have to have--
you have to, you know, lead.
658
00:26:26,903 --> 00:26:28,371
You have to be able
to set examples
659
00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,740
for diversity and inclusion
660
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,710
and show people that, you know,
this is the real world,
661
00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:36,613
and we can change and we can be
part of it and make it better,
662
00:26:36,713 --> 00:26:38,014
and, you know, I think
that's the responsibility
663
00:26:38,114 --> 00:26:39,549
that comes
with owning a sports team.
664
00:26:39,649 --> 00:26:42,251
It's probably why you've been
so successful, it really is.
665
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,654
-(applause)
-You're also...
666
00:26:44,754 --> 00:26:48,391
You know, you're also behind--
I-I remember reading this and...
667
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,860
you know, we live in a world
where billionaires tweet
668
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,528
all kinds of crazy things
all the time.
669
00:26:52,629 --> 00:26:54,030
-I won't mention names, but...
-(laughs)
670
00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:55,465
...billionaires will tweet
whatever
671
00:26:55,498 --> 00:26:57,200
and then they'll say,
"Oh, I will change the world,
672
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,201
I'll do this, or..."
673
00:26:58,301 --> 00:26:59,836
I remember seeing a tweet
of yours
674
00:26:59,936 --> 00:27:00,970
where you were basically talking
675
00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:02,772
about upending
the drug industry...
676
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:05,241
-Yep. -and, uh, lowering
prescription drug prices,
677
00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:07,310
and I was like,
"Ah, here we go again.
678
00:27:07,477 --> 00:27:08,945
Hopes up,
and nothing's going to happen."
679
00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,581
-But you actually did it. -We're
doing it, we're the real deal.
680
00:27:11,681 --> 00:27:13,616
Yeah, we started a company
called CostPlusDrugs.com,
681
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,151
and if you take
any medication at all,
682
00:27:15,251 --> 00:27:16,919
just go there,
put in the name of it,
683
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:20,290
and what we do that's different,
every other drug manufacturer...
684
00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:22,492
-I mean, no one trusts the drug
industry at all, right? -Right.
685
00:27:22,592 --> 00:27:24,394
And so, what we said was,
you know,
686
00:27:24,494 --> 00:27:25,828
"Sunlight is
the best disinfectant,"
687
00:27:25,928 --> 00:27:29,232
so if you go and you put in the
drug and if we carry it,
688
00:27:29,332 --> 00:27:31,367
um, it'll show you not only
what we sell it for.
689
00:27:31,501 --> 00:27:34,103
-It'll show you our cost and...
-Like, actual cost?
690
00:27:34,203 --> 00:27:36,172
Our actual cost--
what we really pay for it.
691
00:27:36,272 --> 00:27:38,107
We mark it up 15%, that's it.
692
00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:40,143
We have
a three-dollar pharmacy fee
693
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:42,512
and five dollars for shipping,
that's it.
694
00:27:42,545 --> 00:27:44,580
And so, you know exactly
what we paid
695
00:27:44,681 --> 00:27:46,115
and so, you can trust it.
696
00:27:46,215 --> 00:27:48,851
And this is the first time in
the pharmacy industry where,
697
00:27:48,952 --> 00:27:50,520
when you're buying a medication,
698
00:27:50,553 --> 00:27:51,988
you can trust
that you're paying a fair price.
699
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:54,290
-So you're making money?
-Not yet. (laughs)
700
00:27:54,457 --> 00:27:55,625
Not yet, but we will.
We will eventually.
701
00:27:55,725 --> 00:27:56,993
Okay, but you think
the business will make money?
702
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,461
Yeah, we'll make money, but...
703
00:27:58,494 --> 00:27:59,729
-So then, help me understand
this then... -Uh-huh.
704
00:27:59,829 --> 00:28:01,164
...as somebody who
isn't a billionaire.
705
00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:03,066
How is it that you've decided
to get into a business
706
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:04,534
where you won't make money now,
707
00:28:04,634 --> 00:28:06,069
-you will make money
in the future... -Mm-hmm.
708
00:28:06,169 --> 00:28:07,904
...and you're still able
to provide people with the drugs
709
00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:09,839
and it seems like
it's a win-win for everyone?
710
00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:11,874
Then why don't other drug
companies just do this? Why...?
711
00:28:11,975 --> 00:28:13,876
Because
what has happened is all...
712
00:28:13,977 --> 00:28:15,478
When someone like me has
started, or anybody has started
713
00:28:15,511 --> 00:28:18,181
a company like this, and they
cut the cost of medications,
714
00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,049
what happens is,
someone buys them, right?
715
00:28:20,149 --> 00:28:22,585
One of the big companies buys
them out and puts them away.
716
00:28:22,685 --> 00:28:24,253
-Buys the company. Got it.
-Buys that company
717
00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:25,922
so that takes them
off the market.
718
00:28:26,022 --> 00:28:28,491
I can't be bought, right?
I don't need... You can't...
719
00:28:28,524 --> 00:28:30,493
I don't... My next dollar is
not going to change my life.
720
00:28:30,526 --> 00:28:31,794
But if I get a chance
721
00:28:31,894 --> 00:28:34,230
to (bleep) up
the pharmaceutical industry...
722
00:28:34,330 --> 00:28:36,232
-(applause and cheering)
-You are competitive.
723
00:28:36,332 --> 00:28:38,034
Yeah, I mean, the drugs, like...
724
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,304
I just had a friend,
literally two days ago, a guy
725
00:28:41,404 --> 00:28:42,905
that I knew in college,
Landon Turner.
726
00:28:43,006 --> 00:28:44,374
He was taking this drug
dera-cot?
727
00:28:44,507 --> 00:28:45,808
-I don't even know
how it's pronounced. -Mm-hmm.
728
00:28:45,908 --> 00:28:47,543
He's like, "Mark,
it costs me $3,000 a month.
729
00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:49,345
I can't afford it?
Can you help?"
730
00:28:49,512 --> 00:28:50,913
And it was literally...
It's a generic.
731
00:28:51,014 --> 00:28:52,515
So I had our guys go into it.
732
00:28:52,615 --> 00:28:54,951
Not five minutes ago while
I was waiting in the green room,
733
00:28:55,051 --> 00:28:57,854
he came back. Landon was paying
$3,000 a month.
734
00:28:57,954 --> 00:28:59,789
It's now gonna cost him $63
a month.
735
00:28:59,889 --> 00:29:02,525
-(gasping, applause, cheering)
-Wait. Wait. I was wrong.
736
00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,927
-Wait, wait.
-Wait. No. I was wrong.
737
00:29:05,028 --> 00:29:07,196
-$63 for three months.
-(gasping)
738
00:29:07,297 --> 00:29:09,332
-Three months.
-(applause)
739
00:29:09,465 --> 00:29:12,368
-So, okay. -That's how crazy
this industry is.
740
00:29:12,468 --> 00:29:15,004
Yeah, but I... So, I get
that you can't be bought,
741
00:29:15,104 --> 00:29:17,473
but surely, people are not happy
with what you're doing.
742
00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:19,475
Like, it doesn't seem like
you are good for business.
743
00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:21,244
Well, it's weird.
No, it's weird. So...
744
00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:23,246
'Cause people like Martin
Shkreli-- sorry to cut you off--
745
00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:25,815
but people like Martin Shkreli
became famous for coming in,
746
00:29:25,915 --> 00:29:27,917
-buying a drug that people need
to survive... -Yeah.
747
00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:29,652
and then hiking it up
by I don't know how many...
748
00:29:29,752 --> 00:29:31,087
thousand percent,
or whatever it was.
749
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:32,555
But it feels like
750
00:29:32,655 --> 00:29:34,123
-you're gonna make a lot
of enemies doing this. -Yeah.
751
00:29:34,223 --> 00:29:35,525
And, as you say,
you're competitive,
752
00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:36,926
so you don't really care.
753
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,494
But is there no way
they can undercut you?
754
00:29:38,528 --> 00:29:39,696
-Is there no way this could...?
-Yeah, there's ways.
755
00:29:39,796 --> 00:29:42,231
I mean, there's ways, right,
but they're...
756
00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:44,167
It ain't going to happen, right?
So, what...
757
00:29:44,267 --> 00:29:46,102
The way it works now--
there's three big companies
758
00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:48,371
that are insurance companies
that own these things
759
00:29:48,504 --> 00:29:50,707
called pharmacy benefit managers
who are responsible
760
00:29:50,807 --> 00:29:52,208
-for really distorting
the prices. -Okay.
761
00:29:52,308 --> 00:29:54,143
And then they also own
the big retail pharmacies.
762
00:29:54,243 --> 00:29:56,079
-All the big names
you've heard of. -Uh-huh.
763
00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:58,648
And so, they're able to control
all the pricing elements.
764
00:29:58,748 --> 00:30:00,817
We work outside of that.
So right now,
765
00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:03,252
we're mail order so if you go
to costplusdrugs.com,
766
00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:05,722
like, Landon will be able
to buy his drug
767
00:30:05,822 --> 00:30:07,323
for all that less money,
768
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:08,825
and then we'll ship it to him,
we'll mail it to him.
769
00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:11,327
Soon, we'll be able to do it
at local independent pharmacies,
770
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,329
but because we work outside
of that system,
771
00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:14,964
they can't stop us.
772
00:30:15,064 --> 00:30:18,468
And the cooler part about it
is, we all look at manufacturers
773
00:30:18,534 --> 00:30:20,637
of insulin and other drugs
and say,
774
00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:22,105
"They're the cause
of the problem."
775
00:30:22,205 --> 00:30:24,107
They're really not.
It's these big three companies
776
00:30:24,207 --> 00:30:25,675
that are distorting
their prices,
777
00:30:25,775 --> 00:30:29,212
and the manufacturers don't
have any other way to sell it.
778
00:30:29,312 --> 00:30:32,181
So now, we can sell it
for them. And so, you know,
779
00:30:32,282 --> 00:30:35,385
we're not there on insulin yet,
but we're working on it.
780
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:36,786
We're not there on some
of the big brand names,
781
00:30:36,886 --> 00:30:38,221
-but we're close.
-Mm-hmm.
782
00:30:38,321 --> 00:30:41,157
And so, you know, we, literally,
literally, Trevor...
783
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,893
I mean, five years from now,
we can look back and say,
784
00:30:43,993 --> 00:30:45,561
-"You (bleep) them up."
-(applause and cheering)
785
00:30:45,662 --> 00:30:48,064
And that would be like
a dream of...
786
00:30:48,164 --> 00:30:50,366
That's my goal.
787
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,868
You know, you-you--
788
00:30:51,968 --> 00:30:54,404
I think-I think one
of the reasons you're so popular
789
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,973
and interesting is because
you have a different view
790
00:30:57,073 --> 00:30:59,676
on how to be successful and
what success means, you know?
791
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,612
Um, those who are familiar with
your stories will know that
792
00:31:02,712 --> 00:31:05,048
when you-when you sold your
first company, you made a lot
793
00:31:05,148 --> 00:31:08,718
of money, but you also made many
of your employees millionaires.
794
00:31:08,818 --> 00:31:10,219
-Yeah. -And they weren't,
like, stockhold-- they didn't
795
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,821
have options that-- You just
said, "All right, everybody,
796
00:31:11,921 --> 00:31:13,556
I made money,
we all make money."
797
00:31:13,656 --> 00:31:15,124
And then you did it again
with your next company.
798
00:31:15,224 --> 00:31:16,859
That was, like, a big sale,
and did you it again,
799
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,963
and you have this attitude
that seems counter
800
00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:22,632
to what many Americans
think these days where they say,
801
00:31:22,732 --> 00:31:24,867
-"If I get rich, I get rich,
screw all of you." -No.
802
00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:26,836
And everyone who's been in
your path--
803
00:31:26,936 --> 00:31:29,005
everyone who's gone along
with you-- can go,
804
00:31:29,105 --> 00:31:31,207
"Oh yeah, I worked with
Mark Cuban, and you can see
805
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,876
that we made money."
In this instance,
806
00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:35,912
let's say you are successful.
807
00:31:36,012 --> 00:31:38,548
This company could go on
to become, you know, very rich,
808
00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:40,650
-it could-it could
make a lot of money. -Mm-hmm.
809
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,052
How do we know--
and-and I'm assuming
810
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,054
you're that kind of person,
but how do we know that then,
811
00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:47,023
at some point, you won't
raise those drug prices
812
00:31:47,123 --> 00:31:49,292
when everyone is on Cost Plus?
813
00:31:49,392 --> 00:31:51,027
Like, can you make a promise
the people? Can you say,
814
00:31:51,127 --> 00:31:53,496
-"This is what we're--"
-I, Mark Cuban... (laughs)
815
00:31:53,529 --> 00:31:55,865
...promise not-- Seriously,
I-- That's the whole goal,
816
00:31:55,965 --> 00:31:57,400
that's the mission. I'm not--
817
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,935
-Because I get asked that
all the time. -Yeah.
818
00:31:59,035 --> 00:32:02,038
"He's just, you know, 'low
prices now, jack 'em up later.'"
819
00:32:02,138 --> 00:32:04,641
Uh, if anything,
we've been lowering prices.
820
00:32:04,741 --> 00:32:06,743
If you follow us at
Cost Plus Drugs on Twitter,
821
00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:08,678
I take pride
in every couple of weeks,
822
00:32:08,778 --> 00:32:12,282
we're cutting prices, we're
not-we're not increasing prices.
823
00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:14,050
I mean, in this day and age--
824
00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,351
and you talk about
this all the time--
825
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:17,353
it's just insane that
somebody has to choose
826
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,524
-between rent, food
and medication. -Right.
827
00:32:21,624 --> 00:32:23,793
And, you know, people think
capitalism is just about
828
00:32:23,893 --> 00:32:26,095
"how much money can I make?"
It's not.
829
00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:28,031
Capitalism is me
being able to start a business
830
00:32:28,131 --> 00:32:31,167
and choose the outcomes
that I want.
831
00:32:31,267 --> 00:32:33,002
No one else can tell me
what my mission is,
832
00:32:33,102 --> 00:32:34,437
no one else can
tell me what my goal is,
833
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:36,539
no one else can tell me
what's important to me.
834
00:32:36,639 --> 00:32:39,042
I get to make that choice.
For some people--
835
00:32:39,142 --> 00:32:40,376
look, if I'm 25 years old,
836
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,979
it's making as much money
as I can, right?
837
00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:45,648
But now, like I've been saying,
838
00:32:45,748 --> 00:32:47,717
if you get a chance to
turn around an industry
839
00:32:47,817 --> 00:32:50,954
where people now don't
have to make those choices--
840
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:53,356
that's the best reward
of all time.
841
00:32:54,924 --> 00:32:57,593
-I wish you the best.
-I'll take it.
842
00:32:57,694 --> 00:32:58,995
-I'm gonna hold you
to your word. -Oh, it's a deal.
843
00:32:59,095 --> 00:33:00,563
-I know where to find you.
-Right, I'm easy to find.
844
00:33:00,663 --> 00:33:02,398
I know exactly
where are you in Dallas.
845
00:33:02,498 --> 00:33:04,167
Mark Cuban, everybody.
We're gonna take a quick break,
846
00:33:04,267 --> 00:33:06,302
but we'll be right back
after this.
847
00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,804
Thank you again, for real.
848
00:33:07,904 --> 00:33:09,939
(cheering, applause)
849
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:17,154
(cheering)
850
00:33:19,156 --> 00:33:20,391
Well, that's our show
for tonight,
851
00:33:20,491 --> 00:33:22,426
but before we go,
before we go,
852
00:33:22,526 --> 00:33:24,628
Hurricane Ian,
as we spoke about,
853
00:33:24,728 --> 00:33:26,196
is one of the most
powerful storms
854
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,098
to hit the United States
in decades.
855
00:33:28,198 --> 00:33:32,202
Right now the Florida Disaster
relief fund has been activated
856
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,271
for response and recovery.
857
00:33:34,371 --> 00:33:36,006
So if you can help them,
then please donate
858
00:33:36,106 --> 00:33:37,708
at the link below
to support these efforts.
859
00:33:37,808 --> 00:33:39,510
Until next time,
stay safe out there.
860
00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:42,146
And remember, a real happy meal
861
00:33:42,246 --> 00:33:44,214
is any meal where you don't pay.
862
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,884
Now here it is,
Your Moment of Zen.
863
00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,019
♪ ♪
864
00:33:51,088 --> 00:33:54,625
The city of Sabadell has
unveiled a terrifying mascot
865
00:33:54,725 --> 00:33:57,428
to promote its buses,
named Bussi.
866
00:33:57,528 --> 00:34:00,764
Look at him go!
Look at those cold, dead eyes.
867
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,400
Bussi can dance!
Oh, so much dancing.
868
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,570
Don't the kids love him?
This kid loves Bussi.
869
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,072
(laughing): Bussi can do it all.
870
00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,206
PEOPLE: Yay!