1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,135 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,704 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New York City, 3 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,372 the only city in America, 4 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,407 it's The Daily Show! 5 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,709 Tonight, 6 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,645 hang tight, Florida, 7 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,147 Biden sees dead people, 8 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:16,717 and Mark Cuban. 9 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:20,854 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah! 10 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,990 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 11 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,068 What's going on, everybody? 12 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,336 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 13 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,704 Thank you so much for tuning in. 14 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,640 Thank you for coming out in person! 15 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,308 Thank you for being here, everybody! 16 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,744 Thank you for coming out! 17 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,379 Take a seat! Let's do this. 18 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,513 Take a seat, everyone. 19 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,315 We have got a great show for you tonight. 20 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:50,384 Florida is bracing for Hurricane Ian, 21 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,519 Joe Biden speaks to the dead, 22 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:55,522 and we'll tell you why ice cream trucks are evil. 23 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:58,025 Plus, our guest tonight is the very successful owner 24 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,193 of the Dallas Mavericks 25 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,794 and he's one of the stars of Shark Tank. 26 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,796 Mark Cuban is joining us on the show, everyone! 27 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,565 -(cheering and applause) -It's gonna be a ton of fun! 28 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:05,799 So let's do this. 29 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,135 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 30 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,270 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 31 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,576 Okay. 32 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,110 Before we get into the big stories, 33 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,980 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world, 34 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,449 starting with Lizzo, 35 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:26,453 who made history last night at a concert in Washington, D.C., 36 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:31,458 when she played a 200-year-old crystal flute 37 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:35,128 that once belonged to President James Madison. 38 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,964 Yeah. That's a really cool way 39 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,433 to bring attention to American history. 40 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,603 Yeah, because now students will know that James Madison 41 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,739 was that guy who did a collab with Lizzo, you know? 42 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,242 In education news, 43 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,310 an Indiana teenager just learned 44 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:54,781 that he was the only student in the world this year 45 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:59,286 to get a perfect score on the AP Calculus exam. 46 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,889 -(gasping, applause) -Yeah. Very impressive. 47 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,059 What's even crazier is that the kid sitting next to him 48 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,829 had the second best score in the world. 49 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,831 What are the chances? 50 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,300 Think about it though-- the only person 51 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,068 in the world with a perfect score. 52 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,604 Do you-- do you have any idea what the odds of that are? 53 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,106 I-I don't. The kid does. 54 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,074 I don't. That's how smart he is. I don't know. 55 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,911 Oh! And, uh, from the world of fine dining, 56 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:27,848 McDonald's has launched a limited edition series 57 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:29,650 of Happy Meals 58 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,118 for adults. 59 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:33,420 -(chuckling) -Yeah. Yeah. 60 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,155 A-And, look, I-I know there are adults 61 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,191 who are nostalgic for Happy Meals, but... 62 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:40,994 it's not the cheap plastic toys you cherish. 63 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,397 It's that memory of your dad picking you up from school 64 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,933 and then surprising you with a trip to Mickey D's, 65 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,935 getting that Happy Meal in the colorful box, you know, 66 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,736 explaining to you that it's not your fault 67 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,139 and both he and your mother still love you 68 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:53,907 even though they need to be apart now. 69 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,243 Man, those toys were so cool! Aw! 70 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,578 I remember those days. 71 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,779 All right, but let's move on 72 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,047 to some of the bigger stories of the day, 73 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,115 starting with the monster hurricane 74 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,884 that's shutting Florida down. 75 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,786 Breaking news, Hurricane Ian 76 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:09,189 has now officially made landfall 77 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,358 as a Category 4 storm. 78 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:15,062 One of if not the most powerful storm 79 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:19,700 ever to make landfall on the western coast of Florida. 80 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,070 Truly an historic and potentially catastrophic day 81 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,939 for much of this state. 82 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,741 Ian's impact here as it moves inland 83 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,544 will be a catastrophic surge of up to 18 feet, 84 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,979 destructive wind gusts-- 85 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,447 they're going way over a hundred miles an hour-- 86 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,749 and flooding rain which could be up to two feet 87 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,085 because of the slow movement of the storm. 88 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,319 This thing is the real deal. 89 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:41,722 Uh, it is a major, major storm. 90 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,190 Yeah, people, as we speak, 91 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,560 Hurricane Ian is slamming into Florida. 92 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,695 And I honestly hope that everyone in the Sunshine State 93 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,197 is staying safe, you know. 94 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:54,201 And I mean like-like rest-of-America safe. 95 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:57,704 Yeah, you know, not like Florida safe, you know. 96 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,439 Like where someone wears, like, a long-sleeved shirt 97 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,308 to wrestle a gator-- "I'm being safe!" 98 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,277 No, not that, just be safe, safe. 99 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,846 'Cause, I mean, I know you guys are brave but this hurricane... 100 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,447 I mean, you heard Governor DeSantis, 101 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,484 he said, "This thing is the real deal. 102 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,920 "Not like the usual stuff I tell you to be scared of 103 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,588 "like drag queens or critical race theory. 104 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,123 "I'm talking real. 105 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,792 Like, I might fly myself to Martha's Vineyard." 106 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,794 (applause and cheering) 107 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,596 Because you understand, you understand, 108 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,131 this storm is way worse than usual, right. 109 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:26,567 155 mile an hour winds, 110 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:31,338 violent waves and a storm surge of up to 18 feet high. 18 feet. 111 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,741 You understand most pools aren't even 18 feet deep, right? 112 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,343 That's like eight feet of water 113 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:40,080 and then maybe like another two to four of piss. That's it. 114 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:43,083 But hurricane Ian, this shit is wild. 115 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:46,320 And by the way, why are we still naming national disasters? 116 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,355 Like, why-why do we do this? 117 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,823 It's a weird thing we do. 118 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,425 Hurricane Ian. Uh, Fiona. 119 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:55,462 Like, we don't do that with personal disasters, you know. 120 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,798 Yeah, there's no doctor who's ever been like, 121 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,400 "I have some bad news. 122 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,869 Jeremy has spread to your brain." 123 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,170 (laughter) 124 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,605 "Just a cute little name I came up 125 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,040 with so you would remember it." 126 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,076 All right, but let's move on to some political news. 127 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,044 After a shaky start to his presidency, 128 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,814 Joe Biden has recently gotten some of his groove back. 129 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,549 He's signing legislation, 130 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,252 he's reestablishing America's status in Europe 131 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:22,489 and he's the new brand ambassador for aviators. Ooh. 132 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,057 In fact, many people are actually saying 133 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,593 that Biden might have a really good shot 134 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,595 at winning a second term in office. 135 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:32,933 All he needs to do though is avoid doing stuff like this. 136 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,868 MAN: An awkward moment for President Biden today 137 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,803 at a White House conference. 138 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,272 While calling out people in the audience, 139 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:39,540 he accidentally included 140 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,875 Indiana Congresswoman Jackie Walorski 141 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,411 who was killed in a car crash over the summer. 142 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,246 And I want to thank all of you here, 143 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,182 including bipartisan elected officials 144 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:51,084 like Representative McGovern, Senator Braun, 145 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,453 Senator Booker, Representative-- 146 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,290 Jackie, are you here? Where's Jackie? 147 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,825 I didn't think she... she wasn't going to be here-- 148 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,394 to help make this a reality. 149 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:03,230 -No... -(audience groaning) 150 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:07,334 No, Joe, what are you doing? 151 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,803 (groans) That's so awkward. 152 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,872 Oh, man, and his explanation didn't help, you know. 153 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,774 He's like, "Of course I knew Jackie was dead. 154 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:14,775 "I was looking for Jackie Kennedy. 155 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,310 "Where's Jackie Kennedy? Where...? 156 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:19,313 Where are you, Jackie? Where's Jackie O?" 157 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,714 Uh, look, I mean, I guess on the upside, 158 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,850 at least he noticed that she wasn't there. 159 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,518 This is a good thing. 160 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,186 Yeah, it could have been much worse if he was like, 161 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,487 "Where's Jackie? Oh, there she is, there's Jackie. 162 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:28,589 Everyone look at Jackie." 163 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:29,790 People are like, "There's no Jackie." 164 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,125 "She's there. Everybody, see, Jackie." 165 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,660 And, look, I know a lot of people are saying 166 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,730 that this is another example of Biden's brain being foggy, 167 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:41,902 but I think, if anything, this makes Biden a better president. 168 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,471 Yeah, think of how hard he must be working right now 169 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,808 to keep Americans safe, knowing that Osama bin Laden 170 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,409 is still out there somewhere. 171 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,545 "Where is he, where is he, Jack, where is he? 172 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,280 Where is he?" 173 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,416 And finally, let's talk about air travel. 174 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,118 The number of people flying 175 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,420 is nearly back to pre-pandemic levels, 176 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,222 and if you're one of those people about to take a flight 177 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:05,058 for the first time in a few years, here's a reminder 178 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:09,162 that you might experience some weird shit up in the air. 179 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,498 A new video is showing the moment that left passengers 180 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,401 on board an American Airlines flight very confused. 181 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,738 They were on their way to Dallas from LAX when strange noises 182 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,207 started coming from the plane's public announcement system. 183 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,208 Take a listen. 184 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,644 (strange noises) 185 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:31,852 The video has since gone viral 186 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,221 and has gotten the attention of American Airlines. 187 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,390 Some people have floated around the idea 188 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:37,724 that the P.A. system was hacked. 189 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:40,527 The company says the cause was a lot less sinister, 190 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,696 blaming it on a malfunctioning system. 191 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,532 (strange noises) 192 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:50,137 Hell no. 193 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,539 What the hell was that? You hear that on there? 194 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,475 (growls) 195 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,678 I don't even know how to describe those sounds. 196 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,013 It sounds like Chewbacca getting a hand job or something. 197 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,182 What was that? 198 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,483 And how is this guy so calm? 199 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,819 He's just like, "Yeah, you hear those...?" 200 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:09,156 Yo, if I'm on a plane that starts making sounds 201 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,558 like-like-like that, I'm getting a parachute. 202 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,827 I'm getting a parachute and a few extra pretzels 203 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,697 and I'm opening the emergency exit, I'm gone. 204 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,098 Now, a lot of people were speculating 205 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,501 that the P.A. system was hacked by a prankster, 206 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,903 but the official explanation from American Airlines is 207 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,239 that the sounds were caused by... 208 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:34,314 Which somehow is less comforting. 209 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,184 Like, a hacker I understand. Oh, I get it, a hacker. 210 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,719 But-but you're telling me 211 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,388 that the plane is always making sounds 212 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,457 like Frankenstein is getting a prostate exam, 213 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:46,727 but we're only hearing it now because of a mechanical issue? 214 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:50,063 That's not reassuring information. 215 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,132 (growls) 216 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:57,538 To me the best-case scenario is if the pilot accidentally 217 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,773 left the P.A. system on in the cockpit 218 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,441 and all the sounds that the people heard 219 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,677 were coming from him. 220 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:07,314 (laughter) 221 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:10,784 All right, everybody, we're on, uh, autopilot now. 222 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,021 Let me just, uh, check some of my crypto investments. 223 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,423 (yelling): Aah! 224 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,492 Aah! 225 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,927 Oh, that sucked, everybody. 226 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,695 I got to get my spirits back up. 227 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,797 You know what? I'm going to watch that new video 228 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,499 from the Try Guys. Let's see. 229 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,335 (yelling): Aah! Aah! 230 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,270 Oh, that sucked. Oh. Oh, boy. 231 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,173 Wait. What is this giant rat doing in here? What is this? 232 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,076 (yelling): Aah! Aah! Aah. 233 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,178 (makes kissing sounds) 234 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,613 No one can know. 235 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,815 (makes kissing sounds) 236 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,350 That would have been better. 237 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,519 -All right, that's it for the headlines. -(applause, cheering) 238 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:49,056 But... before we go to a break, 239 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,858 let's catch up on the traffic 240 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,527 with our very own Roy Wood, Jr., everybody. 241 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:54,795 (applause and cheering) 242 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,797 Yes. Africa. 243 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,899 -What's going on, Roy? What's going on? -What's going on, man? 244 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,534 -Yeah, that looks, uh... -Look, man, a lot of traffic. 245 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,069 You know, people evacuating over there in Florida. 246 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,304 We hope that they stay safe, get the supplies you need. 247 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,974 It could be a long time in the car, you know? 248 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,243 But the thing I always wonder about evacuations-- 249 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:12,079 where-where's... where-where they going? 250 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,147 -(laughter) -Dude, the one car. 251 00:10:14,248 --> 00:10:17,851 It's always just one person going to the danger. 252 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,488 'Cause it's really only two reasons to go into a storm. 253 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,490 That is money and sex. 254 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,859 -Those are the only two reasons. -Wait. What? 255 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,562 Yeah. You ain't never had disaster sex? 256 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,964 -(laughter) -Like during a national disaster. 257 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,366 You ain't never had...? 258 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,801 What y'all been doing in South Africa, you know? 259 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,803 Bro, I've had sex in a tornado, 260 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,840 I've had sex in a wildfire and an earthquake. 261 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:43,410 Wait, wait, wait. You had sex in an earthquake? 262 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,712 We were having sex, and the earthquake happened. 263 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,915 It's not like the earthquake started, 264 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,650 and I was like, "Quick. Come over here. We got to do it." 265 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,251 -Like, that's not... -Oh, okay. -(laughter) 266 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,288 Yeah, but the cool thing about having sex in an earthquake is 267 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:55,789 that you get all the credit for making the bed rock, 268 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,858 and that's the dope part 269 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,626 about being in an earthquake. 270 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,528 This thing in Florida is getting really bad. 271 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,931 I heard that the Waffle House is shutting down, 272 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,633 and Waffle House is, apparently, notorious for staying open. 273 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,635 It shows how bad this situation is. 274 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,904 That's one metric, but I don't think the whole waffle House... 275 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,573 If a Waffle House is open on the corner-- I don't think 276 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,875 that's the most accurate measure of how bad a storm is. 277 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,077 You want to know how bad a storm is where you are, 278 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,079 just ask yourself one question. 279 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,215 Can I get cocaine right now? 280 00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,383 (laughter) 281 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,753 The last person to evacuate in a storm 282 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,455 is the drug dealers. 283 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,923 You don't understand. 284 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,092 The drug dealer has too much inventory at risk. 285 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,627 They got to be there and make sure all the money stays safe 286 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,095 and make sure all the dope stays safe. 287 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,530 You can't get your cocaine wet. 288 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,466 It turns into stucco. That's terrible. You can't... 289 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,468 So, the drug dealers are what we look out for. 290 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,270 I'm telling you, if a storm is headed your way, 291 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,339 and you can't get cocaine, it's too late. 292 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:48,342 -Okay. Okay, Roy. Uh, that's... -Truly. 293 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,177 Um, so what's happening in the traffic? 294 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,679 That thing, real quick, about McDonald's. 295 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,381 Oh, yeah. The adult Happy Meal. 296 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,883 -Adult Happy Meal. -Yeah. 297 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,117 Like, I get what McDonald's is trying to do. 298 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,452 People are stressed. 299 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,621 You know, you want people to smile, so you try 300 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,190 and give them a little-- a little-little bit of happiness. 301 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,692 But adults need more than food. See, the food and a toy-- 302 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,362 that's for kids. Kids are stupid. But-but grown people-- 303 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,364 you got to give grown people more than that. 304 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:11,665 You can't just give 'em food. 305 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,433 You got to give 'em an experience. 306 00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:14,968 You really want to make adults happy, 307 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,470 this is what McDonald's needs to do. First thing, they-- 308 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,938 they got to get a liquor license. 309 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,675 They got to get the games. Ball pit, Skee-Ball, pizza. 310 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,844 Get somebody, like, in a mouse, like-like one of them 311 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,812 rat suits-- get them to stand out front and play 312 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:26,947 -with everybody, that's what you get. -Wait, wait, that's, 313 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,483 uh, that-that sounds like Chuck E. Cheese. 314 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,718 No, no, I'm tal-I'm talking about something different. 315 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,187 This-this what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about 316 00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:35,822 is, like, you-you get all of that stuff and then, also, 317 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,092 McDonald's could add card games, live entertainment, 318 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,496 a smoking section, gambling, maybe some dice. No windows. 319 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,165 You want the-- you want people to focus on the happiness 320 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,936 that's going on right there, with the money and the food. 321 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,805 So... you're pitching a casino? 322 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,175 No, I'm not pitching a casino. I'm not pitching a-- 323 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,910 You know what man, you is a (bleep) hater, 324 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,445 -and you always have been. -What-- 325 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,849 -What do mean, I'm a hater? -Every time I propose an idea, 326 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:05,085 all you do is give me pushback, bro, instead of supporting me. 327 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,854 Instead of supporting me. I thought you were a Black man, 328 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,089 I'm a Black man, you supposed to be helping brothers-- 329 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,792 uplift brother-- Like, like the time I pitched you 330 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,927 the box that heat the food up real fast, 331 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,562 you start talking about, "Oh, but that's a microwave." 332 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,930 -So what?! -It was a microwave! 333 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,266 It's not a microwave, it's different! The food go in 334 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,835 through the top, not the front. 335 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,338 That's a totally different device, and I would think that 336 00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:27,207 you, my friend, who I've been rocking with on this show 337 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,443 for seven years, would go, "Roy, that's a good idea, 338 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:32,346 "here's half a million dollars to invest into your product 339 00:13:32,446 --> 00:13:35,082 and I would love to be a partner in your business." 340 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,617 Yeah, but I can't give you half a million doll-- 341 00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:38,452 I don't want to lose a half million dollars. 342 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:41,588 You're not gonna lo-- This me, baby, you're not gonna 343 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,457 lose the money. 344 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,792 You're not gonna lose the money, dawg. 345 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,462 I'm telling you, man, this is gonna be a good place. 346 00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,631 And stop saying "casino," 'cause that's not what it is. 347 00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:52,699 It's a different type of spot that I'm talking about 348 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,435 for to make adults happy-- an adult happy building. 349 00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:58,272 Okay, so, like, can-can I b-- 350 00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:01,341 can I buy, like, chips with my money? 351 00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:04,344 That's a good idea. You in? 352 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,046 No, that's a casino, Roy. 353 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,748 -That's not a casino! It's different. -That's a casino! 354 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,616 You know what, Roy, just give us the traffic. 355 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,419 I don't (bleep) with you. 356 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,621 You want your tra-- goo-goog-- Pull up-pull up your-- 357 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,758 the Google Maps or something on your phone. 358 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,159 I'm-I'm straight, man. 359 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,597 It's still a casino. Roy Wood Jr., everybody. 360 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,666 All right, when we come back we're gonna talk about 361 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,367 the conspiracy theories that 362 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,937 they do want you to know about. Don't go away. 363 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,072 -It's still a casino! -(cheering, applause) 364 00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:43,617 (cheering and applause) 365 00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:54,428 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 366 00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,030 If you've spent any time online at all, 367 00:14:57,131 --> 00:14:59,466 you know that there are conspiracy theories 368 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,901 about everything-- 369 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,737 the CIA killed Tupac, 370 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:06,907 Paul Rudd is immortal, 371 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,043 the moon landing faked us. 372 00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:11,545 But those are just the obvious ones, 373 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,046 which is why we have a special segment 374 00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:15,215 that reveals the conspiracies 375 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,417 you never even knew existed. 376 00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:18,919 -♪ ♪ -KOSTA: Conspiracies. 377 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,154 They're everywhere. 378 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,755 Or are they nowhere? 379 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:25,592 Or is that exactly what they want you to think? 380 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,427 So that's where my wallet is. 381 00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:29,963 Well, for every "they," 382 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,532 there's a me. 383 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:33,300 I'm Kevin Matthew Kelp. 384 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,102 Follow me as I pull back the curtain 385 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,237 to find the truth behind... 386 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,572 the curtain. 387 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,875 This is Project: Conspiracy. 388 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,677 ♪ ♪ 389 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,814 Everywhere we go, vehicles are spying on us-- 390 00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:47,815 cop cars, 391 00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:49,016 unmarked vans, 392 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,350 roller coasters. 393 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:51,752 But what if I were to tell you 394 00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:54,588 there was another kind of vehicle monitoring Americans 395 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,924 right underneath our noses? 396 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,092 Or should I say our mouths? 397 00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:02,162 I'm talking about ice cream trucks. 398 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,234 The classic all-American ice cream truck. 399 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,704 Seems like just an innocent way to get a tasty treat 400 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,040 until you do some digging. 401 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,441 Meet Harry Burt, 402 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,477 inventor of the ice cream truck. 403 00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:19,713 In 1923, he patented his creation with-- 404 00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:21,281 you guessed it-- 405 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,950 the U.S. government, 406 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,619 A.K.A. the people monitoring us so closely 407 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,722 they even know my Social Security number. 408 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,091 So why did Burt team up with Big Brother? 409 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,226 I'll tell you why. 410 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,228 Because of the massive amount of intel 411 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:38,565 these spy-ce cream trucks can gather in plain sight-- 412 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,835 foot traffic patterns, snacking habits... 413 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,804 a third thing I'll figure out later. 414 00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:46,673 All they needed was the perfect cover-- 415 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,710 the ice cream. 416 00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,813 Brain freeze! 417 00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:56,283 Oh! Oh! 418 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,519 It's time to figure out 419 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,256 what exactly these trucks are up to. 420 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,758 One chocolate eclair bar. 421 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,494 Or did you already know that? 422 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,962 Uh, no. 423 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,031 Actually make it two. I'm really hungry, 424 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,699 and I'm getting ready to do a stakeout. Wait. 425 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,802 Not for you, though. 426 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,708 Ten dollars. 427 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,979 Okay, I hope you got what were you looking for, 428 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,415 Mr. Ice Cream Man. 429 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,853 -This is $30. -Dude, don't. Don't. 430 00:17:32,953 --> 00:17:36,056 My interaction with the ice cream gestapo seemed normal. 431 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,525 All too normal. 432 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,527 So I kept watching for hours, 433 00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:43,030 fighting the temptation to get more ice cream, 434 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,699 and only succumbing all of the time. 435 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,368 Why couldn't I resist this truck? 436 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:51,405 That's when I realized their most dangerous weapon. 437 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,474 (ice cream truck plays "Pop Goes the Weasel") 438 00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:56,777 (Kosta hums "Pop Goes the Weasel") 439 00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:59,346 (continues singing) 440 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:03,016 The song. 441 00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:05,018 It's the song. 442 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:08,522 Hey, you spying on kids, you pervert? 443 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:12,259 No. I mean, kind of, but... (groaning) 444 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,261 It was never just the ice cream. 445 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,698 The truck's siren song was its secret weapon the whole time. 446 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,234 And I'm going to prove it. 447 00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,369 (playing "Pop Goes the Weasel") 448 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,008 Hey, where's the ice cream?! 449 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,776 Oh, I don't have any. 450 00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:31,845 I was just proving a theory, and it worked. 451 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,881 So, thank you. 452 00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:37,217 Give us the (bleep) ice cream. 453 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,619 Run! Run! 454 00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:41,989 -Dude, run down! Aah! -(kids screaming) 455 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,326 Music has long been a psychological tool 456 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,096 for deep state forces like the CIA, 457 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,265 the radical left and Chili's, 458 00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:54,868 convincing ordinary citizens to confess, to vote, 459 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,771 and to eat against their own self-interest. 460 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,873 (groans) 461 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,675 Those kids, man. 462 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,244 Those kids are tough. 463 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,046 But if I'm ever gonna get the real scoop 464 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,482 on this musical conspiracy, 465 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,985 I need to go inside the belly of the beast. 466 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,121 Let's go. 467 00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:16,790 WOMAN: So, this is where everything happens, 468 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,492 and this is the ice cream truck, so-- 469 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,094 Okay, ma'am, I'm ready for the job interview, so... 470 00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:24,498 Uh, you know we don't make you dress like that anymore, right? 471 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,934 So, where do you turn on the, uh, mind control songs-- 472 00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:30,437 excuse me, the, um, ice cream, totally normal-- the jingle? 473 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,140 -(clears throat) So, you're 474 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,276 some sort of undercover conspiracy reporter? 475 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,479 How do you know that? Who do you work for? 476 00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:40,647 You put it on your résumé. 477 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,450 Uh, y-- That's-that's a typo. 478 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,653 The whole job description? 479 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,455 Yeah. 480 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:52,893 I've been made! Abort! Abort! 481 00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:56,663 I've been made. Abort! Abort! Abort. 482 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,332 (groans) Oh, God. Come on. 483 00:19:58,432 --> 00:20:00,701 So, do you not want the job? 484 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:04,471 (grunting) 485 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,774 Clearly, whatever deep state agency is behind these trucks 486 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:11,245 will stop at nothing to stop me from stopping them. 487 00:20:11,345 --> 00:20:14,281 But don't worry, resistance is possible. 488 00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:18,285 (loudly): Thanks to these noise-canceling headphones, 489 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,521 the only thing I'll be hooked on 490 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,590 is the sweet taste of freedom. 491 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,325 -(tires screech) -(honking) -(crash) 492 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,461 ♪ ♪ 493 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,205 Rest in peace, Kevin. All right, stay tuned, 494 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,174 because when we come back Mark Cuban will be joining me 495 00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:41,441 right here on the show, so don't go away. 496 00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,644 (cheering, applause) 497 00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,439 (cheering and applause) 498 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,143 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 499 00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:03,846 My guest is an entrepreneur who owns the Dallas Mavericks 500 00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:07,350 and recently started Cost Plus Drug Company, 501 00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,553 which makes low-cost versions of generic prescription drugs. 502 00:21:10,653 --> 00:21:12,155 He's here to talk about the new season 503 00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:15,258 of his Emmy-winning hit series Shark Tank, 504 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,460 which airs Friday nights on ABC. 505 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,330 I hate investing in companies run by inventors. 506 00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:22,732 And you just jump from product to product to product. 507 00:21:22,832 --> 00:21:25,868 But I like buying companies from inventors. 508 00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:29,038 So we go in-- we're going into commercial break. 509 00:21:29,138 --> 00:21:32,175 I want you to think what you would want me to pay 510 00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:34,510 -to buy your company out completely. -Oh. 511 00:21:34,611 --> 00:21:36,679 -Whoa! -(gasping) -Don't answer me now. 512 00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:38,548 But when we come back, I want a number. 513 00:21:38,648 --> 00:21:42,151 -Wow. -Done. -(applause) 514 00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:44,120 Please welcome Mark Cuban! 515 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,255 -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) 516 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,759 What's up? 517 00:21:54,864 --> 00:21:56,499 -Ah! -Mark Cuban! 518 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,234 -What's up, Trevor? -What's going on? 519 00:21:58,334 --> 00:21:59,736 -Welcome to The Daily Show. -Thanks for having me. 520 00:21:59,836 --> 00:22:01,671 Good to have you here in person. First thing I want to know, 521 00:22:01,771 --> 00:22:03,072 because I see the clips all the time-- 522 00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:04,641 -everyone watches the show all over the world... -Yep. 523 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,875 ...how many people come up to you 524 00:22:05,975 --> 00:22:07,610 and-and just pitch you things in real life, 525 00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:08,745 like, all the time? 526 00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:10,079 It must be your life now. 527 00:22:10,179 --> 00:22:11,581 -Everywhere. In the bathroom. -Everywhere you go. 528 00:22:11,681 --> 00:22:13,816 Sitting in a urinal. You name it-- I get pitched everywhere. 529 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,518 Wait, what's the best pitch you got at a urinal? 530 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,387 -Do you remember it? -(laughs) Turn around. 531 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,590 (laughing) 532 00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:22,792 -Congratulations. Season 14 of the show. -Yes. 533 00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:23,993 I'd love to know, when you started this, 534 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,361 did you think it was gonna be as big as it is? 535 00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:27,397 -No. No. -Is this a business that you saw coming? 536 00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,832 They asked me to come on as a guest in the second season. 537 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:30,933 And it would bounce around. 538 00:22:31,034 --> 00:22:32,368 Like, when Desperate Housewives-- 539 00:22:32,535 --> 00:22:33,536 -remember that show?-- when it wasn't on... -Yes, of course. 540 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:34,704 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -...we'd take its place. 541 00:22:34,804 --> 00:22:35,905 And I thought, "This thing is dead. 542 00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:37,540 So I'm just gonna go on there, raise hell." 543 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,409 Next thing you know, we're in season 14. 544 00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:41,577 Season 14. It's successful. 545 00:22:41,678 --> 00:22:43,746 It's-it's fun. People love the show. 546 00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,381 -It's syndicated around the world. -Yeah. 547 00:22:45,548 --> 00:22:48,184 I would love to know what you think makes it so successful. 548 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,753 Why do we all love watching people come on 549 00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:53,656 and then try and pitch you an idea that you either trash 550 00:22:53,756 --> 00:22:55,858 or invest in or completely try and take over? 551 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,593 Because everybody wants to be that person 552 00:22:57,694 --> 00:23:00,096 who can just have an idea in their garage, 553 00:23:00,196 --> 00:23:01,097 -in their bedroom. -Mm-hmm. 554 00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:02,198 You know, we all get it, right? 555 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,700 You get that feeling in your stomach 556 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,735 and you're all fired up and you check it with your friends. 557 00:23:05,835 --> 00:23:07,937 But these are people who made it in front of us. 558 00:23:08,037 --> 00:23:10,840 And if we say yes, they go from being just a business 559 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,742 to being that guy, that business. 560 00:23:12,842 --> 00:23:13,810 And that-that's why. 561 00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:15,311 -Anybody can be that person. -Yeah. 562 00:23:15,411 --> 00:23:16,913 You-- I feel like you were that person. 563 00:23:17,013 --> 00:23:18,247 -I was. -You know? (stammers) 564 00:23:18,348 --> 00:23:19,582 You know, I've-I've read about you, 565 00:23:19,682 --> 00:23:21,584 and there were parts in your life where you thought 566 00:23:21,684 --> 00:23:23,252 you were gonna retire at 35. 567 00:23:23,353 --> 00:23:25,989 And let-- yet here you are, many decades later, still... 568 00:23:26,089 --> 00:23:27,523 -(laughter) -You look like you love-- 569 00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:29,359 -No, that's not a diss! It is many decades later. -(laughs) 570 00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:31,861 -Yeah! Thanks a lot, right? -No. Come on. 571 00:23:31,961 --> 00:23:33,196 This is true. You-You're living, 572 00:23:33,296 --> 00:23:35,064 -but it-it feels like you... -(laughs): I'm living! 573 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,633 -(laughing) -No, not-- You g-- 574 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:37,967 They're assholes. Don't listen to them. 575 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,035 -(blows raspberry) -These people are assholes. 576 00:23:39,135 --> 00:23:40,203 What I'm saying is 577 00:23:40,303 --> 00:23:42,272 you-you're having a great time 578 00:23:42,372 --> 00:23:44,440 and it feels like you haven't lost that drive. 579 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:47,176 -No. -Like, what makes you get out of bed every single day 580 00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:48,344 if it's not the money? 581 00:23:48,444 --> 00:23:50,046 Uh, I'm competitive. I like to kick ass. 582 00:23:50,146 --> 00:23:52,081 -Okay. -If you start a business and you're in my business, 583 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,516 I'm gonna (bleep) you up. 584 00:23:53,616 --> 00:23:55,785 (laughs) 585 00:23:55,885 --> 00:23:58,154 Serious, for real. I mean, I-I love to compete. 586 00:23:58,254 --> 00:23:59,989 -Right, that explains a lot. -It does. 587 00:24:00,089 --> 00:24:01,491 That explains-that explains, like, the Dallas Mavericks. 588 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:02,959 You know, I was talking to someone who works on the show, 589 00:24:03,059 --> 00:24:04,494 and he said an interesting thing. 590 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,497 He said, he said, uh, Mark Cuban seems to me 591 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,066 like one of the only superfans who took over a team. 592 00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:11,868 'Cause some people buy teams 593 00:24:11,968 --> 00:24:13,569 -because they have the money to buy a team. -Yeah. 594 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:15,505 You seem like you-you bought a team 595 00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:17,674 -because you love the team, you love the sport. -Yeah. 596 00:24:17,774 --> 00:24:19,542 Everyone said the team changed because of you. 597 00:24:19,642 --> 00:24:21,177 Many people have credited you in the NBA 598 00:24:21,277 --> 00:24:23,613 of being part of changing the culture 599 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,081 of trying to make it so that even the people 600 00:24:25,181 --> 00:24:26,616 who work behind the scenes are happy 601 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,885 and are-and are enjoying themselves. 602 00:24:28,985 --> 00:24:30,386 Like, why did you decide that? 603 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,121 You could've just gone in for a team, but you bought a team. 604 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,523 No, I love basketball. 605 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:34,624 Like, I'll get out there and I'll shoot with the guys. 606 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:35,925 I mean, just think about it. 607 00:24:36,025 --> 00:24:37,327 You love to play basketball. 608 00:24:37,427 --> 00:24:40,897 I get to walk into my own arena, get up shots. 609 00:24:40,997 --> 00:24:42,865 You know, and the best part is, you know, game-winning shot, 610 00:24:42,966 --> 00:24:45,568 the crowd's going nuts, everybody's piledriving 611 00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:46,769 and jumping on the guy. 612 00:24:46,869 --> 00:24:48,538 I get to jump on him, too, and I don't... 613 00:24:48,638 --> 00:24:50,006 I don't get you arrested, right? 614 00:24:50,106 --> 00:24:52,375 Anybody else-- you all run there, I'll arrest your ass. 615 00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,611 I will run out there, I have fun. 616 00:24:54,711 --> 00:24:57,614 The NBA has been, you know, in an interesting period 617 00:24:57,714 --> 00:24:59,382 where, you know, for a long time politics... 618 00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:01,050 I mean, it was everything, NBA and NFL. 619 00:25:01,150 --> 00:25:03,252 And then, you know, the NBA was seen as this place 620 00:25:03,353 --> 00:25:05,388 -where, you know, players were speaking their mind. -Mm-hmm. 621 00:25:05,488 --> 00:25:06,723 It was a really aware organization. 622 00:25:06,823 --> 00:25:08,558 Adam Silver gets a lot of credit, for instance, 623 00:25:08,658 --> 00:25:09,826 many of the owners do as well. 624 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:11,995 Recently though there's been a scandal 625 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,496 that has rocked the Phoenix Suns. 626 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,732 And, you know, everyone's been talking about how to deal with 627 00:25:15,832 --> 00:25:17,934 an owner where he's been accused of everything 628 00:25:18,034 --> 00:25:20,236 from racism to inappropriate messages at work. 629 00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:23,840 And I think the fine came down at $10 million and a year. 630 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,809 Some have said it isn't enough, some have said it's just enough. 631 00:25:26,909 --> 00:25:28,311 -What do you make of that? -(sighs) 632 00:25:28,411 --> 00:25:30,213 And more than the fine, 'cause, I mean, that's not your job, 633 00:25:30,313 --> 00:25:33,516 but what do you think the-the position 634 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,918 of an owner in a team needs to be 635 00:25:36,019 --> 00:25:38,388 in terms of how it's outward facing? 636 00:25:38,521 --> 00:25:40,556 Like, why is it important to be a certain way as the owner? 637 00:25:40,657 --> 00:25:42,792 You know, rather than talking about that situation 638 00:25:42,892 --> 00:25:45,194 specifically, I can tell you what I think, right. 639 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,896 I may be responsible for writing the checks 640 00:25:46,996 --> 00:25:48,331 -for the Dallas Mavericks, -Mm-hmm. 641 00:25:48,431 --> 00:25:51,634 but all of North Texas really owns the Dallas Mavericks. 642 00:25:51,734 --> 00:25:56,539 It's the only business where I get emails from people saying, 643 00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,641 "My son has cancer," you know. 644 00:25:58,741 --> 00:26:00,009 "Can you bring some players out? 645 00:26:00,109 --> 00:26:01,611 Can we...? Will you visit?" 646 00:26:01,711 --> 00:26:03,880 You know, "My son just died" or "My daughter just died." 647 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,382 "Can we bury him in a Luka Doncic jersey?" 648 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,785 You know, there-there's no other industry. 649 00:26:08,885 --> 00:26:10,253 You know, and when you win... 650 00:26:10,353 --> 00:26:13,222 When Google has a great quarter, nobody in their city-- 651 00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,391 -you know, Mount wherever it is-- celebrates. -Right. 652 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,260 When your team wins a championship, 653 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,628 the whole city goes nuts. 654 00:26:18,728 --> 00:26:20,296 -You feel it. -The whole city's on fire, right? 655 00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:22,031 It's just such a different industry, 656 00:26:22,131 --> 00:26:24,300 and with that comes a responsibility. 657 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,803 You have to have-- you have to, you know, lead. 658 00:26:26,903 --> 00:26:28,371 You have to be able to set examples 659 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,740 for diversity and inclusion 660 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,710 and show people that, you know, this is the real world, 661 00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:36,613 and we can change and we can be part of it and make it better, 662 00:26:36,713 --> 00:26:38,014 and, you know, I think that's the responsibility 663 00:26:38,114 --> 00:26:39,549 that comes with owning a sports team. 664 00:26:39,649 --> 00:26:42,251 It's probably why you've been so successful, it really is. 665 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,654 -(applause) -You're also... 666 00:26:44,754 --> 00:26:48,391 You know, you're also behind-- I-I remember reading this and... 667 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,860 you know, we live in a world where billionaires tweet 668 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,528 all kinds of crazy things all the time. 669 00:26:52,629 --> 00:26:54,030 -I won't mention names, but... -(laughs) 670 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:55,465 ...billionaires will tweet whatever 671 00:26:55,498 --> 00:26:57,200 and then they'll say, "Oh, I will change the world, 672 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,201 I'll do this, or..." 673 00:26:58,301 --> 00:26:59,836 I remember seeing a tweet of yours 674 00:26:59,936 --> 00:27:00,970 where you were basically talking 675 00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:02,772 about upending the drug industry... 676 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:05,241 -Yep. -and, uh, lowering prescription drug prices, 677 00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:07,310 and I was like, "Ah, here we go again. 678 00:27:07,477 --> 00:27:08,945 Hopes up, and nothing's going to happen." 679 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,581 -But you actually did it. -We're doing it, we're the real deal. 680 00:27:11,681 --> 00:27:13,616 Yeah, we started a company called CostPlusDrugs.com, 681 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,151 and if you take any medication at all, 682 00:27:15,251 --> 00:27:16,919 just go there, put in the name of it, 683 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:20,290 and what we do that's different, every other drug manufacturer... 684 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:22,492 -I mean, no one trusts the drug industry at all, right? -Right. 685 00:27:22,592 --> 00:27:24,394 And so, what we said was, you know, 686 00:27:24,494 --> 00:27:25,828 "Sunlight is the best disinfectant," 687 00:27:25,928 --> 00:27:29,232 so if you go and you put in the drug and if we carry it, 688 00:27:29,332 --> 00:27:31,367 um, it'll show you not only what we sell it for. 689 00:27:31,501 --> 00:27:34,103 -It'll show you our cost and... -Like, actual cost? 690 00:27:34,203 --> 00:27:36,172 Our actual cost-- what we really pay for it. 691 00:27:36,272 --> 00:27:38,107 We mark it up 15%, that's it. 692 00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:40,143 We have a three-dollar pharmacy fee 693 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:42,512 and five dollars for shipping, that's it. 694 00:27:42,545 --> 00:27:44,580 And so, you know exactly what we paid 695 00:27:44,681 --> 00:27:46,115 and so, you can trust it. 696 00:27:46,215 --> 00:27:48,851 And this is the first time in the pharmacy industry where, 697 00:27:48,952 --> 00:27:50,520 when you're buying a medication, 698 00:27:50,553 --> 00:27:51,988 you can trust that you're paying a fair price. 699 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:54,290 -So you're making money? -Not yet. (laughs) 700 00:27:54,457 --> 00:27:55,625 Not yet, but we will. We will eventually. 701 00:27:55,725 --> 00:27:56,993 Okay, but you think the business will make money? 702 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,461 Yeah, we'll make money, but... 703 00:27:58,494 --> 00:27:59,729 -So then, help me understand this then... -Uh-huh. 704 00:27:59,829 --> 00:28:01,164 ...as somebody who isn't a billionaire. 705 00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:03,066 How is it that you've decided to get into a business 706 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:04,534 where you won't make money now, 707 00:28:04,634 --> 00:28:06,069 -you will make money in the future... -Mm-hmm. 708 00:28:06,169 --> 00:28:07,904 ...and you're still able to provide people with the drugs 709 00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:09,839 and it seems like it's a win-win for everyone? 710 00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:11,874 Then why don't other drug companies just do this? Why...? 711 00:28:11,975 --> 00:28:13,876 Because what has happened is all... 712 00:28:13,977 --> 00:28:15,478 When someone like me has started, or anybody has started 713 00:28:15,511 --> 00:28:18,181 a company like this, and they cut the cost of medications, 714 00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,049 what happens is, someone buys them, right? 715 00:28:20,149 --> 00:28:22,585 One of the big companies buys them out and puts them away. 716 00:28:22,685 --> 00:28:24,253 -Buys the company. Got it. -Buys that company 717 00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:25,922 so that takes them off the market. 718 00:28:26,022 --> 00:28:28,491 I can't be bought, right? I don't need... You can't... 719 00:28:28,524 --> 00:28:30,493 I don't... My next dollar is not going to change my life. 720 00:28:30,526 --> 00:28:31,794 But if I get a chance 721 00:28:31,894 --> 00:28:34,230 to (bleep) up the pharmaceutical industry... 722 00:28:34,330 --> 00:28:36,232 -(applause and cheering) -You are competitive. 723 00:28:36,332 --> 00:28:38,034 Yeah, I mean, the drugs, like... 724 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,304 I just had a friend, literally two days ago, a guy 725 00:28:41,404 --> 00:28:42,905 that I knew in college, Landon Turner. 726 00:28:43,006 --> 00:28:44,374 He was taking this drug dera-cot? 727 00:28:44,507 --> 00:28:45,808 -I don't even know how it's pronounced. -Mm-hmm. 728 00:28:45,908 --> 00:28:47,543 He's like, "Mark, it costs me $3,000 a month. 729 00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:49,345 I can't afford it? Can you help?" 730 00:28:49,512 --> 00:28:50,913 And it was literally... It's a generic. 731 00:28:51,014 --> 00:28:52,515 So I had our guys go into it. 732 00:28:52,615 --> 00:28:54,951 Not five minutes ago while I was waiting in the green room, 733 00:28:55,051 --> 00:28:57,854 he came back. Landon was paying $3,000 a month. 734 00:28:57,954 --> 00:28:59,789 It's now gonna cost him $63 a month. 735 00:28:59,889 --> 00:29:02,525 -(gasping, applause, cheering) -Wait. Wait. I was wrong. 736 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,927 -Wait, wait. -Wait. No. I was wrong. 737 00:29:05,028 --> 00:29:07,196 -$63 for three months. -(gasping) 738 00:29:07,297 --> 00:29:09,332 -Three months. -(applause) 739 00:29:09,465 --> 00:29:12,368 -So, okay. -That's how crazy this industry is. 740 00:29:12,468 --> 00:29:15,004 Yeah, but I... So, I get that you can't be bought, 741 00:29:15,104 --> 00:29:17,473 but surely, people are not happy with what you're doing. 742 00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:19,475 Like, it doesn't seem like you are good for business. 743 00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:21,244 Well, it's weird. No, it's weird. So... 744 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:23,246 'Cause people like Martin Shkreli-- sorry to cut you off-- 745 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:25,815 but people like Martin Shkreli became famous for coming in, 746 00:29:25,915 --> 00:29:27,917 -buying a drug that people need to survive... -Yeah. 747 00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:29,652 and then hiking it up by I don't know how many... 748 00:29:29,752 --> 00:29:31,087 thousand percent, or whatever it was. 749 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:32,555 But it feels like 750 00:29:32,655 --> 00:29:34,123 -you're gonna make a lot of enemies doing this. -Yeah. 751 00:29:34,223 --> 00:29:35,525 And, as you say, you're competitive, 752 00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:36,926 so you don't really care. 753 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,494 But is there no way they can undercut you? 754 00:29:38,528 --> 00:29:39,696 -Is there no way this could...? -Yeah, there's ways. 755 00:29:39,796 --> 00:29:42,231 I mean, there's ways, right, but they're... 756 00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:44,167 It ain't going to happen, right? So, what... 757 00:29:44,267 --> 00:29:46,102 The way it works now-- there's three big companies 758 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:48,371 that are insurance companies that own these things 759 00:29:48,504 --> 00:29:50,707 called pharmacy benefit managers who are responsible 760 00:29:50,807 --> 00:29:52,208 -for really distorting the prices. -Okay. 761 00:29:52,308 --> 00:29:54,143 And then they also own the big retail pharmacies. 762 00:29:54,243 --> 00:29:56,079 -All the big names you've heard of. -Uh-huh. 763 00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:58,648 And so, they're able to control all the pricing elements. 764 00:29:58,748 --> 00:30:00,817 We work outside of that. So right now, 765 00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:03,252 we're mail order so if you go to costplusdrugs.com, 766 00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:05,722 like, Landon will be able to buy his drug 767 00:30:05,822 --> 00:30:07,323 for all that less money, 768 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:08,825 and then we'll ship it to him, we'll mail it to him. 769 00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:11,327 Soon, we'll be able to do it at local independent pharmacies, 770 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,329 but because we work outside of that system, 771 00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:14,964 they can't stop us. 772 00:30:15,064 --> 00:30:18,468 And the cooler part about it is, we all look at manufacturers 773 00:30:18,534 --> 00:30:20,637 of insulin and other drugs and say, 774 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:22,105 "They're the cause of the problem." 775 00:30:22,205 --> 00:30:24,107 They're really not. It's these big three companies 776 00:30:24,207 --> 00:30:25,675 that are distorting their prices, 777 00:30:25,775 --> 00:30:29,212 and the manufacturers don't have any other way to sell it. 778 00:30:29,312 --> 00:30:32,181 So now, we can sell it for them. And so, you know, 779 00:30:32,282 --> 00:30:35,385 we're not there on insulin yet, but we're working on it. 780 00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:36,786 We're not there on some of the big brand names, 781 00:30:36,886 --> 00:30:38,221 -but we're close. -Mm-hmm. 782 00:30:38,321 --> 00:30:41,157 And so, you know, we, literally, literally, Trevor... 783 00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,893 I mean, five years from now, we can look back and say, 784 00:30:43,993 --> 00:30:45,561 -"You (bleep) them up." -(applause and cheering) 785 00:30:45,662 --> 00:30:48,064 And that would be like a dream of... 786 00:30:48,164 --> 00:30:50,366 That's my goal. 787 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,868 You know, you-you-- 788 00:30:51,968 --> 00:30:54,404 I think-I think one of the reasons you're so popular 789 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,973 and interesting is because you have a different view 790 00:30:57,073 --> 00:30:59,676 on how to be successful and what success means, you know? 791 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,612 Um, those who are familiar with your stories will know that 792 00:31:02,712 --> 00:31:05,048 when you-when you sold your first company, you made a lot 793 00:31:05,148 --> 00:31:08,718 of money, but you also made many of your employees millionaires. 794 00:31:08,818 --> 00:31:10,219 -Yeah. -And they weren't, like, stockhold-- they didn't 795 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,821 have options that-- You just said, "All right, everybody, 796 00:31:11,921 --> 00:31:13,556 I made money, we all make money." 797 00:31:13,656 --> 00:31:15,124 And then you did it again with your next company. 798 00:31:15,224 --> 00:31:16,859 That was, like, a big sale, and did you it again, 799 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,963 and you have this attitude that seems counter 800 00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:22,632 to what many Americans think these days where they say, 801 00:31:22,732 --> 00:31:24,867 -"If I get rich, I get rich, screw all of you." -No. 802 00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:26,836 And everyone who's been in your path-- 803 00:31:26,936 --> 00:31:29,005 everyone who's gone along with you-- can go, 804 00:31:29,105 --> 00:31:31,207 "Oh yeah, I worked with Mark Cuban, and you can see 805 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,876 that we made money." In this instance, 806 00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:35,912 let's say you are successful. 807 00:31:36,012 --> 00:31:38,548 This company could go on to become, you know, very rich, 808 00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:40,650 -it could-it could make a lot of money. -Mm-hmm. 809 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,052 How do we know-- and-and I'm assuming 810 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,054 you're that kind of person, but how do we know that then, 811 00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:47,023 at some point, you won't raise those drug prices 812 00:31:47,123 --> 00:31:49,292 when everyone is on Cost Plus? 813 00:31:49,392 --> 00:31:51,027 Like, can you make a promise the people? Can you say, 814 00:31:51,127 --> 00:31:53,496 -"This is what we're--" -I, Mark Cuban... (laughs) 815 00:31:53,529 --> 00:31:55,865 ...promise not-- Seriously, I-- That's the whole goal, 816 00:31:55,965 --> 00:31:57,400 that's the mission. I'm not-- 817 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,935 -Because I get asked that all the time. -Yeah. 818 00:31:59,035 --> 00:32:02,038 "He's just, you know, 'low prices now, jack 'em up later.'" 819 00:32:02,138 --> 00:32:04,641 Uh, if anything, we've been lowering prices. 820 00:32:04,741 --> 00:32:06,743 If you follow us at Cost Plus Drugs on Twitter, 821 00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:08,678 I take pride in every couple of weeks, 822 00:32:08,778 --> 00:32:12,282 we're cutting prices, we're not-we're not increasing prices. 823 00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:14,050 I mean, in this day and age-- 824 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,351 and you talk about this all the time-- 825 00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:17,353 it's just insane that somebody has to choose 826 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,524 -between rent, food and medication. -Right. 827 00:32:21,624 --> 00:32:23,793 And, you know, people think capitalism is just about 828 00:32:23,893 --> 00:32:26,095 "how much money can I make?" It's not. 829 00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:28,031 Capitalism is me being able to start a business 830 00:32:28,131 --> 00:32:31,167 and choose the outcomes that I want. 831 00:32:31,267 --> 00:32:33,002 No one else can tell me what my mission is, 832 00:32:33,102 --> 00:32:34,437 no one else can tell me what my goal is, 833 00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:36,539 no one else can tell me what's important to me. 834 00:32:36,639 --> 00:32:39,042 I get to make that choice. For some people-- 835 00:32:39,142 --> 00:32:40,376 look, if I'm 25 years old, 836 00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,979 it's making as much money as I can, right? 837 00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:45,648 But now, like I've been saying, 838 00:32:45,748 --> 00:32:47,717 if you get a chance to turn around an industry 839 00:32:47,817 --> 00:32:50,954 where people now don't have to make those choices-- 840 00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:53,356 that's the best reward of all time. 841 00:32:54,924 --> 00:32:57,593 -I wish you the best. -I'll take it. 842 00:32:57,694 --> 00:32:58,995 -I'm gonna hold you to your word. -Oh, it's a deal. 843 00:32:59,095 --> 00:33:00,563 -I know where to find you. -Right, I'm easy to find. 844 00:33:00,663 --> 00:33:02,398 I know exactly where are you in Dallas. 845 00:33:02,498 --> 00:33:04,167 Mark Cuban, everybody. We're gonna take a quick break, 846 00:33:04,267 --> 00:33:06,302 but we'll be right back after this. 847 00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,804 Thank you again, for real. 848 00:33:07,904 --> 00:33:09,939 (cheering, applause) 849 00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:17,154 (cheering) 850 00:33:19,156 --> 00:33:20,391 Well, that's our show for tonight, 851 00:33:20,491 --> 00:33:22,426 but before we go, before we go, 852 00:33:22,526 --> 00:33:24,628 Hurricane Ian, as we spoke about, 853 00:33:24,728 --> 00:33:26,196 is one of the most powerful storms 854 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,098 to hit the United States in decades. 855 00:33:28,198 --> 00:33:32,202 Right now the Florida Disaster relief fund has been activated 856 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,271 for response and recovery. 857 00:33:34,371 --> 00:33:36,006 So if you can help them, then please donate 858 00:33:36,106 --> 00:33:37,708 at the link below to support these efforts. 859 00:33:37,808 --> 00:33:39,510 Until next time, stay safe out there. 860 00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:42,146 And remember, a real happy meal 861 00:33:42,246 --> 00:33:44,214 is any meal where you don't pay. 862 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,884 Now here it is, Your Moment of Zen. 863 00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,019 ♪ ♪ 864 00:33:51,088 --> 00:33:54,625 The city of Sabadell has unveiled a terrifying mascot 865 00:33:54,725 --> 00:33:57,428 to promote its buses, named Bussi. 866 00:33:57,528 --> 00:34:00,764 Look at him go! Look at those cold, dead eyes. 867 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,400 Bussi can dance! Oh, so much dancing. 868 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,570 Don't the kids love him? This kid loves Bussi. 869 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,072 (laughing): Bussi can do it all. 870 00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,206 PEOPLE: Yay!