1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:01,702 [theme music] 2 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,070 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New 3 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:07,040 York City, the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:12,145 Tonight, Herschel Walker does show and tell, 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:16,817 the history of reggaeton, and Chelsea Manning. 6 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:20,921 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:28,028 [cheering] 8 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,105 What's going on, everybody? 9 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,106 Welcome to The Daily Show. 10 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,107 I'm Trevor Noah. 11 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,175 Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,543 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,378 Thank you so much for being here. 14 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:45,779 Thank you so much for being here. 15 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,014 Thank you for being here. 16 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,348 We've got a great show for you tonight. 17 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,349 Take a seat, everybody. 18 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:50,551 Take a seat. 19 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,986 Elon Musk is putting Ukraine on his family plan. 20 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:55,489 Dulcé Sloan is going full on reggaeton. 21 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,824 And Herschel Walker joins the Paw Patrol. 22 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:00,527 Plus, Iraqi war whistleblower Chelsea 23 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:01,595 Manning is our guest tonight. 24 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:02,696 So let's do this, people. 25 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,665 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 26 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:11,271 [cheering] 27 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:12,272 All right, everybody. 28 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:13,674 Before we get into the big stories, 29 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:16,076 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world, 30 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:18,846 starting with some health news. 31 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:22,916 The FDA has announced that there is a nationwide shortage 32 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,084 of Adderall. 33 00:01:24,151 --> 00:01:26,653 [laughter] 34 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,990 So if you don't have a genuine need for it, please, 35 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,227 save it for anyone who has a legitimate prescription. 36 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,230 And if you do have a prescription, now 37 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,931 is the time to sell it at school, kids. 38 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:42,369 Cash in, and make that money. 39 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,205 In international news, the superstar K-pop band BTS 40 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,175 has announced that its members will soon 41 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,444 begin reporting for mandatory service 42 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,646 in the South Korean military. 43 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:57,251 Yeah, which is great news for South Korea. 44 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,986 Because their army is basically unstoppable now. 45 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,954 There's no army in the world that is going 46 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,189 to take a shot at these guys. 47 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,924 Are you kidding me? 48 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,492 Who's going to be stupid enough to take a shot? 49 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,327 Everyone's a fan. 50 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:08,795 Enemy soldiers are going to be like, 51 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,464 oh, I just got stabbed by Jin. 52 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,199 This is the last best day of my life. 53 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,801 [laughter] 54 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,304 Oh, in tech news, Kanye West announced today 55 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:20,140 that he is going to buy the right-wing social media 56 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,076 platform Parler because, quote, he 57 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,345 wants to make sure we have the right 58 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:28,815 to freely express ourselves. 59 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:31,919 And thank God because I've been waiting to hear Kanye's 60 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,987 unfiltered thoughts on things. 61 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,355 You just never get to hear that. 62 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,724 You guys ever hear of anything he has to say? 63 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,825 So shy. 64 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,094 So shy. 65 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:42,829 All right, let's move on to some of the bigger stories 66 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,365 of the day, starting, as we so often do, with Donald Trump. 67 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:46,366 And I know. 68 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,367 I know. 69 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,802 I know when Trump is in the news, 70 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,271 it's usually because he was caught doing more crimes. 71 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,975 But this time, it's also because of that. 72 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,410 The man loves to crime. 73 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,511 What can I say? 74 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,546 So let's find out about his latest 75 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,415 one in our ongoing segment, America's 76 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,050 Most Tremendously Wanted. 77 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:10,123 [music playing] 78 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:19,666 [cheering] 79 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,401 You may remember that after he left the White House, 80 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,705 Trump created his own social media app called Truth 81 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,407 Social, which is basically just Twitter, 82 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,576 but for white supremacists. 83 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,645 And before you say, wait, aren't the white supremacists 84 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:32,779 already on Twitter? 85 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,348 Yes, but on Truth Social, they're verified. 86 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,416 Now, believe it or not-- 87 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,418 believe it or not, there might also be 88 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,854 a dark side to Truth Social. 89 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,290 A whistleblower is now accusing former President 90 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,626 Trump's social media company of violating 91 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,327 federal securities laws. 92 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,197 Will Wilkerson is a former executive at Trump Media 93 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,165 and Technology Group, which launched 94 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,567 the Truth Social platform. 95 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,637 He tells The Washington Post that Trump's company tried 96 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,073 to raise capital by making fraudulent misrepresentations 97 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:01,208 about its finances. 98 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,177 The SEC is now investigating. 99 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,078 REPORTER: The cofounder told The Washington Post, 100 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:07,948 the former President asked one executive to relinquish 101 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,784 his shares in the company to former First Lady Melania 102 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,653 Trump, and had him removed from the board 103 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,621 of directors when he refused. 104 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:17,057 What? 105 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,725 Donald Trump's social media platform 106 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,161 was reportedly engaged in shady financial gimmicks? 107 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,930 [gasps] How? 108 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,531 It's called Truth Social. 109 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,066 I don't know what to believe anymore. 110 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,067 Oh! 111 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:29,937 Oh! 112 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,772 You know, one of the most interesting allegations 113 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,741 is that he tried to bully one of his board members 114 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:38,245 into giving his shares to Melania, 115 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,480 which is just so romantic. 116 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,850 [laughter] 117 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,818 Yeah, ladies, find you a man who will commit 118 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,086 securities fraud for you. 119 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,222 Are you kidding? 120 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,324 You have to admit, though, shares in Truth Social 121 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,625 are a weird gift, you know? 122 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,560 It almost sounds like Trump didn't remember 123 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:54,728 until the last minute. 124 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,096 He was just like, (IMITATING TRUMP) of course, 125 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,631 I remembered your birthday, Melania. 126 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:58,966 I got you-- I-- 127 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:02,669 I got Truth Social shares. 128 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,037 Surprise. 129 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,038 Surprise. 130 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,773 [cheering] 131 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:07,875 Totally love it. 132 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,245 Totally love it. 133 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:15,315 And also the tie I'm wearing. 134 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,585 The funny thing is Truth Social is such a failure of a company 135 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,054 that she probably doesn't even want the shares. 136 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:24,191 It's almost like when your kids give you that gift, 137 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,792 but it's just, like, a piece of macaroni art 138 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,194 for your birthday. 139 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,295 You know, she was probably just like, (IMITATING MELANIA) oh, 140 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:29,296 so cute. 141 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:30,531 You think this is worth something. 142 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,532 Thank you, Donald. 143 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,534 [laughter] 144 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,102 Now, just to be clear-- 145 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:38,105 just to be clear, though, I am totally 146 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,307 on Trump's side in the story. 147 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:41,642 Yeah, yeah. 148 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,943 It's the year 2022. 149 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,645 If you go into business with Donald Trump, 150 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:49,316 and you are surprised that you got scammed, that's on you. 151 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,651 What were you thinking? 152 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,786 Well, I know the last guy that Trump worked with almost 153 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,087 got hanged by an angry mob. 154 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,522 But I think I'm going to turn out fine. 155 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,224 I don't know what could go wrong. 156 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,458 I don't know what could go wrong. 157 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,694 [applause] 158 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:05,432 But let's move on from Donald Trump 159 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,402 to this year's hot new mini Trump, Herschel Walker, 160 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,470 Georgia Senate candidate and closed captioning's 161 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:11,672 worst nightmare. 162 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,740 There are a lot of controversies swirling 163 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,310 around Walker-- his attack on absentee parents 164 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:19,079 despite being one, his opposition to abortion 165 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,415 despite allegedly paying for one, his attempt 166 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,317 to become a Senator despite not knowing 167 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,085 how many states America has. 168 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,054 And in his first debate over the weekend, 169 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,656 Walker tried to clear up one controversy 170 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,726 with a little prop comedy. 171 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,061 REPORTER: At a debate Friday night, 172 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,230 Herschel Walker responded to accusations 173 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,898 that he has pretended to be a police 174 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,601 officer by flashing what appeared to be a fake badge. 175 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:41,602 MODERATOR: Gentlemen-- 176 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:42,803 I have to respond to that. 177 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,638 And you know what's so funny? 178 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,674 I am-- work with many police officers. 179 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,676 REPORTER: In a new interview, the former football 180 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,979 star says the badge is real. 181 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,814 He says he got it from the Sheriff 182 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,282 of Johnson County, Georgia. 183 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:58,552 Walker clarified, It's an honorary badge. 184 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,487 The National Sheriffs Association 185 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:04,024 said, an honorary badge, quote, "is for the trophy case." 186 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,493 Why make the decision to flash it at the debate? 187 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:07,895 That is totally not true. 188 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:11,698 You know, I don't know what's crazier in this story, 189 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,400 the fact that this man lied about being in law 190 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,435 enforcement or the fact that he pulled out 191 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:18,505 a fake badge during a debate-- 192 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,506 during a debate. 193 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,041 Or the fact that after, the Sheriffs 194 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,343 Association said that his badge is just an honorary one. 195 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,478 He said, no, they're wrong. 196 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,580 They're totally wrong. 197 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,116 It's like-- it almost makes me wonder, how many people 198 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,284 has Herschel Walker arrested? 199 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:31,351 Huh? 200 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,686 Is there someone locked up in his basement 201 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,454 right now who's just like, is this a real prison? 202 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,957 There's a foosball table in here! 203 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,959 He's like, it's an honorary prison. 204 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,528 [laughter] 205 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,264 Does he treat every symbolic object like this? 206 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,966 Like, people say I'm an absentee father, 207 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,435 but if that were true, why would I have this world's best 208 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,070 dad mug, huh? 209 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,472 Not OK dad, not a good dad, world's best dad. 210 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,607 That's official. 211 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,176 In fact, I have seven of these mugs to prove it, 212 00:07:56,276 --> 00:08:00,080 and some I haven't even received yet. 213 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,783 You know the saddest part of the story 214 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,485 is that there are people who are going to believe 215 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,154 that Herschel Walker was in law enforcement 216 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,422 because he pulled out this badge. 217 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:09,823 This is something I've learned in America. 218 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,458 People see it-- they believe it. 219 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,794 It's the same way there were people who believed that Trump 220 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,629 actually did step away from his company 221 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,765 just because he posed next to a stack of empty folders. 222 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,467 Yeah, and you're like, he's lying. 223 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:21,802 People are like, why would he be lying? 224 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,203 He's standing next to empty folders. 225 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,038 Would he stand next to them if it wasn't true? 226 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,440 Are you next to empty folders? 227 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,276 No, you're not. 228 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,310 But it's honorary. 229 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,645 Like, Taylor Swift, for instance, 230 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,615 got an honorary doctorate from NYU this year. 231 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,451 But you don't see her in the operating room like, well, 232 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,220 killed another one, huh? 233 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,056 All right, let's get lunch and try again later. 234 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:45,058 Guess maybe I'll try brains next time instead of hearts. 235 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,059 [laughs] 236 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,196 [applause] 237 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,131 I will say, the one upside of this whole story, 238 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,667 though, is there is some good news. 239 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,069 Because this means that Georgia voters don't even 240 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,672 need to elect Herschel Walker Senator. 241 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,574 They can just give him a certificate that says, 242 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,409 honorary Senator. 243 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:03,677 He won't know the difference. 244 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,546 [cheering] 245 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,882 He won't know. 246 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:12,019 Let's move on to some criminal justice news. 247 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,154 Right now a right-wing militia member 248 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:18,225 named Paul Bellar is on trial for hatching a plot 249 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:21,361 back in 2020 to kidnap the governor of Michigan, which 250 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:24,731 means, every day, the jurors have to look at a man accused 251 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:27,601 of an evil, heinous crime. 252 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:31,305 Just imagine that, every day, staring into those eyes. 253 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,739 Are you turned on? 254 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,074 [laughter] 255 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,476 No, because apparently someone was. 256 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,112 REPORTER: Well, a juror has been dismissed from the trial 257 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:41,748 of three men in connection with the 2020 plot 258 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,051 to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer. 259 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,086 She was dismissed by the judge on Friday 260 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,589 after attorneys accused her of flirting 261 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,057 with one of the defendants. 262 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,793 Now, the flirtatious behavior was described 263 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:56,430 as nonverbal communication in the form of eye contact 264 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:59,867 and smiles between the juror and defendant, Paul Bellar. 265 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,469 While the prosecutor originally pointed out the conduct, 266 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:05,205 several others, including Bellar's attorney, 267 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:08,475 stated that they had seen interactions between the two. 268 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,477 The judge dismissed the juror out 269 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,179 of an abundance of caution. 270 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,547 God damn! 271 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,682 First of all, congrats to this woman for finding a new way 272 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,451 to get out of jury duty. Huh? 273 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:18,452 [laughter] 274 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,487 Truly an inspiration for us all. 275 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,557 [applause] 276 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,625 But I have to say-- 277 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,094 I have to say, I'm kind of sad that they 278 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,662 kicked her off the case. 279 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,564 Think of how great it would have been 280 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,866 when they read the verdict. 281 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:37,271 We the jury sentence the defendant to life with me. 282 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:42,876 [laughter] 283 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:46,346 I guess the real lesson here is that bad boys stay winning. 284 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,115 This guy is literally on trial for trying 285 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,285 to kidnap the governor, huh, and he's still getting love. 286 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,419 It's always like this. 287 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,288 Every famous criminal has all these groupies 288 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:59,126 who are like, (FLIRTY) is there a Mrs. Serial Killer? 289 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,295 Oh-- oh, there was, but you chopped 290 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:03,096 her into little pieces? 291 00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:04,464 So you're single now. 292 00:11:04,565 --> 00:11:07,134 [laughter] 293 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,102 But I would like to know how this happened. 294 00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:10,437 How did this happen? 295 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,807 Because when you report for jury duty in America, 296 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:18,078 they make you watch a video that expressly tells you what 297 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:21,615 you should and shouldn't do. 298 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,318 [music playing] 299 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:26,653 Please, remember, while performing 300 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,989 this sacred civic duty, it is important to avoid 301 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,791 doing the following things-- 302 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,293 reading about the case in the news, 303 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,697 going like this to the defendant, 304 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:41,702 going like this to the defendant, going like this 305 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,771 to the defendant. 306 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,206 Thank you for your service, and, please, 307 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,742 don't try to smash. 308 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:49,743 Everyone watches that video. 309 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,744 How did that happen? 310 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,745 All right, finally-- 311 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:57,150 [applause] 312 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:58,785 Let's talk about the latest news in Russia's war 313 00:11:58,886 --> 00:11:59,786 with Ukraine. 314 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,121 If you've been following the war, 315 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,823 you know that almost everybody has 316 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,825 been helping Ukraine fight off the world's 317 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,226 worst Botox customer. 318 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,528 America is sending weapons. 319 00:12:07,628 --> 00:12:09,429 The EU is sending financial assistance. 320 00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:11,131 England is sending Prince Andrew-- not to help, 321 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,499 they just want to get rid of him. 322 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:16,069 But it may surprise you to know who has been giving Ukraine 323 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,239 their internet service and how close it 324 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,308 recently came to going away. 325 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,411 Elon Musk reversing course, the billionaire now 326 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,614 says his SpaceX company will continue to fund Ukraine's 327 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,082 critical satellite service. 328 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,451 SpaceX's Starlink internet service 329 00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:33,554 has been a vital source of communication 330 00:12:33,654 --> 00:12:36,590 for the Ukrainian military during its war with Russia. 331 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:39,326 The reversal coming after exclusive CNN 332 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,596 reporting that SpaceX sent a letter to the Pentagon, 333 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,932 warning that it may stop funding the service 334 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,001 unless the US military kicks in tens of millions of dollars 335 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,203 each month. 336 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:51,939 Musk tweeting this weekend, "The hell with it." 337 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,107 Even though Starlink is still losing money, 338 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,643 and other companies are getting billions of taxpayer money, 339 00:12:56,743 --> 00:13:00,047 we'll just keep funding the Ukraine government for free." 340 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,615 You know, Elon Musk is the only person 341 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:05,786 who can do a good thing, but in the bitchiest way possible. 342 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,554 You know, he's just like, guess I'll just 343 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,524 keep helping Ukraine for free. 344 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,192 Like, look, I'm not going to even try to tell Elon 345 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,293 Musk how to use his money. 346 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,695 But I will tell you this, Elon. 347 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,564 This is not how you get remembered as an inspiring 348 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,565 figure in history. 349 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,566 All right? 350 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:20,834 You're doing a good thing, but then 351 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:21,835 you're saying it like that. 352 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,504 Can you imagine if Martin Luther 353 00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:25,239 King, Jr. had this attitude when 354 00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:28,442 he was trying to do his good? 355 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:33,747 (IMITATING MLK) I have a dream, I guess. 356 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,183 Because I don't see nobody else having a dream, 357 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,118 so I guess it's all me. 358 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,387 I got to sleep 20 hours a day because these bitch 359 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,457 asses don't want to come up with dreams on their own. 360 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,993 People be like, Martin, you want to go to the club? 361 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,327 But I can't. 362 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,564 I got to go home to sleep because I got to have a dream. 363 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:55,769 That's some bullshit, but I guess I got to do it anyway. 364 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:56,770 It wouldn't be the same. 365 00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:03,410 [cheering] 366 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,746 Can I tell you what I think happened here? 367 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,714 What I think happened here is Elon Musk 368 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,417 saw an opportunity to be the good guy 369 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,886 and make a lot of money-- 370 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,489 give the Ukrainians internet, but then, over time, 371 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:18,525 have the American government step in and pick up the tab. 372 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,793 Yeah. 373 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,329 But because they said no, now he's stuck. 374 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,363 He is. 375 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,532 Keep losing money or be the asshole who 376 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:26,900 cut off Ukraine's internet. 377 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,769 And I know some people think Elon is evil, 378 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,370 but he's not cable company evil. 379 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,105 Come on. 380 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,173 And I actually get Elon's frustration 381 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,174 because think about it. 382 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,509 Think about it. 383 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:37,211 Weapons manufacturers are donating missiles to Ukraine. 384 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,579 The US government is paying them. 385 00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:41,081 So Elon is going, well, why shouldn't I get paid? 386 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,416 And, also, like everyone else, I'm 387 00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:44,084 sure Elon didn't expect the war to go on for this long. 388 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,719 You know, it's sort of like when you hold the door 389 00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,454 open for someone, right? 390 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,556 But then other people keep walking through the door. 391 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,958 So you're holding the door for 20 minutes. 392 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,326 And, finally, you let go, and then it slams 393 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:53,327 some old lady in the face. 394 00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:55,095 She's like, ah, you broke my nose! 395 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,129 And then your boss runs up. 396 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,197 He's like, you're fired! 397 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,465 And you're like, I don't even work here. 398 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,033 He's like, not with that attitude, you don't! 399 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,268 And now you're an asshole, and you're 400 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,203 unemployed just because you were trying to be nice. 401 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,271 All right, that's it for the headlines. 402 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,472 But before we go to a quick break, 403 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,673 let's check in on the stock market 404 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,042 with our finance expert, Michael Kosta, everybody! 405 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:14,181 [cheering] 406 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,916 Good to see you, Michael. 407 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,652 Monday markets, what is happening in the market today? 408 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,786 I'm crushing it. 409 00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:23,257 I mean, I am crushing it like a 19-year-old 410 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,425 me used to crush Adderall pills, 411 00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:27,594 getting ready for the big party I wasn't invited to. 412 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,595 About right? 413 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,130 So I also got a hot tip for you. 414 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,131 TREVOR NOAH: OK. 415 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,332 Got a hot tip. 416 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,468 Now the big financial news today is that Albertsons 417 00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:36,103 has been acquired by Kroger. 418 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,671 And if this deal goes through, it 419 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,541 will become the second biggest grocery chain in America right 420 00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:41,675 after Walmart, OK? 421 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,076 But before we get to that, I want 422 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,313 to talk to you about that flirting juror in Michigan. 423 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,314 Yeah, yeah. 424 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,348 Everyone says she's flirt-- 425 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,950 I mean, that's not flirting. 426 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,752 You know, she's just being nice. 427 00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:53,353 People-- people in New York think 428 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,255 someone's flirting just because they haven't pushed 429 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,224 you down the stairs, OK? 430 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,092 She's just being Midwest nice. 431 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,161 I'm from Michigan, OK? 432 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,698 I know about eye [bleep],, all right? 433 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:09,469 Was she doing this, you know? 434 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,772 TREVOR NOAH: What are you-- what are you-- 435 00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:12,906 what are you-- what are you doing? 436 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,043 You see how good I am at eye [bleep],, OK? 437 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:21,114 Kosta gets the girls' eyes wet, all right, which-- 438 00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:25,085 which, technically, is crying, but it's 439 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:29,156 a very-- it's a moist eye. 440 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,058 Look, Kroger-- let's get to Kroger. 441 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,259 TREVOR NOAH: Yes, let's go to Kroger. 442 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,963 Kroger bought Albertsons for 24.6 billion, all right? 443 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,365 Now that's before you factor any coupons they may have had. 444 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:42,536 But, look, this big jump right here, this is not when Kroger 445 00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,238 actually acquired Albertsons. 446 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,807 In my expert opinion, this is when Albertsons 447 00:16:46,907 --> 00:16:49,176 implemented self checkout, OK? 448 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,311 Now this saved them a lot of labor costs, 449 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,679 and that's why the value shot up. 450 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,349 But what all grocery stores don't realize 451 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,684 is that self checkout, it's really just inviting 452 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,653 us to steal, isn't it? 453 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,022 You know, and it takes people some time to figure that out. 454 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,925 But when they do, woosh, it hurts profits. 455 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,627 And that's what you start to see right here. 456 00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:09,596 I mean, self checkout, I got to know what type of mushroom 457 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,731 this is now? 458 00:17:10,831 --> 00:17:11,732 I don't know. 459 00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:12,733 How about I just steal it? 460 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:13,901 OK? 461 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,203 Trevor, I had a bushel of carrots, OK? 462 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,038 And it's not coming up, and it's not coming up. 463 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,573 And then it's like, what's the produce number? 464 00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:20,774 I don't know the produce number. 465 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,409 So now I'm spelling it out on the keypad. 466 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:26,580 Carrots-- K-A-R-R-O-T-S, and it's still not coming up. 467 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,516 It's just easier if I steal it, OK? 468 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,151 I used to work at a grocery store. 469 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,553 I-- I did. 470 00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:34,955 I was in charge of stocking the orange juice, but I got fired. 471 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,657 I-- I couldn't concentrate. 472 00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:37,658 Well-- 473 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,126 [laughter] - Oh, really? 474 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,327 Thank you. 475 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,897 But, actually, I threw a cantaloupe at an old lady. 476 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,065 I thought she was stealing. 477 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,067 So-- but, look, look, look-- everybody, look. 478 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,870 This supermarket merger, it's great news. 479 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,772 Everyone's worried about the price of groceries, 480 00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:53,941 but now there's going to be less competition, 481 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,777 and a giant corporation will have more power than ever 482 00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:58,378 to decide the price of food. 483 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:02,015 And I'm sure they're going to do the right thing. 484 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,684 Speaking of doing the right thing, Musk 485 00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:05,819 with the internet in Ukraine, I love 486 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,654 that he's helping Ukraine. This is so cool. 487 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,655 Everyone's helping out. 488 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,257 The US is sending weapons. 489 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,025 Europe is sending money. 490 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,161 Trevor, I assume Africa is sending some 491 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,696 of your child soldiers or-- 492 00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:16,697 [laughs] 493 00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:17,698 [crowd groaning] 494 00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:19,566 Oh, stop. Stop. 495 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,601 I can make that joke. 496 00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,603 I have an honorary African badge. 497 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:26,340 [laughter] 498 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,774 All right? 499 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,710 Yeah. 500 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:30,711 TREVOR NOAH: Seriously, Kosta? 501 00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:31,745 Yeah. 502 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,046 TREVOR NOAH: That's not even what 503 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,414 the African badge looks like. Just do the markets now. 504 00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:36,049 OK, look, I got a hot tip. I got a hot tip. 505 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,384 Here's my hot tip. 506 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,053 If you work at a grocery store, and you throw a cantaloupe 507 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,156 at an old lady, you have to be 100% certain 508 00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:44,625 that she was stealing, all right? 509 00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:47,561 Now back to you, Trevor, my fellow African. 510 00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:48,662 Michael Kosta, everybody. 511 00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,264 [cheering] 512 00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:51,398 That is not an official badge. 513 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,499 Do not use that in the street. 514 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,434 All right, when we come back, Dulcé Sloan is 515 00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:55,435 going to take us to the club. 516 00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:56,436 So don't go away. 517 00:18:56,537 --> 00:19:00,140 [cheering] 518 00:19:06,451 --> 00:19:12,891 [cheering] 519 00:19:14,192 --> 00:19:15,660 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 520 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,131 You know, every now and then, we ask Dulcé Sloan 521 00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:21,800 to report on the latest news. 522 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,768 But Dulcé just talks about what she 523 00:19:23,869 --> 00:19:27,038 wants to talk about in another episode of Dul-sayin'. 524 00:19:27,138 --> 00:19:33,378 [music playing] 525 00:19:33,478 --> 00:19:34,713 Hello, friends. 526 00:19:34,813 --> 00:19:37,015 Hispanic Heritage Month just wrapped up. 527 00:19:37,115 --> 00:19:39,918 But before we go, I want to talk about reggaeton. 528 00:19:40,018 --> 00:19:41,386 And if you don't know what it is, 529 00:19:41,486 --> 00:19:44,356 you've probably heard the unmistakable beat of reggaeton 530 00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:46,258 before, especially if you have upstairs neighbors. 531 00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:47,259 [banging] 532 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:48,793 MAN: Can you keep it down up there? 533 00:19:48,894 --> 00:19:50,362 I will not! 534 00:19:50,462 --> 00:19:51,663 Like this song. 535 00:19:51,763 --> 00:19:54,232 The roots of this music go back as far as the '70s 536 00:19:54,332 --> 00:19:55,800 and as far south as Panama. 537 00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:57,269 It could have started further south, 538 00:19:57,369 --> 00:20:00,038 but the beats are so big-- they don't fit through the canal. 539 00:20:00,138 --> 00:20:02,908 It was here in the 1980s when music artists started putting 540 00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:05,844 Spanish lyrics over Jamaican dancehall songs, 541 00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:08,346 creating a new sound of reggae in español. 542 00:20:08,446 --> 00:20:10,348 And, honestly, I'm glad I wasn't there. 543 00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:13,318 Because watching Spanish words and dancehall music 544 00:20:13,418 --> 00:20:14,953 coming together for the first time, 545 00:20:15,053 --> 00:20:16,588 that'd been too sexy to handle. 546 00:20:16,688 --> 00:20:19,624 There's no way you didn't leave that dance floor too pregnant. 547 00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:21,426 It's like being the jelly in a Diego 548 00:20:21,526 --> 00:20:23,328 Luna and Bad Bunny sandwich. 549 00:20:23,428 --> 00:20:25,130 Ooh, delicious. 550 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,265 Two of reggaeton's earliest pioneers 551 00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:30,168 were Leonardo Renato Aulder and Edgardo Franco. 552 00:20:30,268 --> 00:20:32,437 Franco would later be known as El General 553 00:20:32,537 --> 00:20:33,939 and even looked like if the Fresh 554 00:20:34,072 --> 00:20:36,441 Prince got sent to military school instead of Bel Air. 555 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:39,077 These two and other artists grew their new sounds 556 00:20:39,144 --> 00:20:42,113 by giving tapes to bus drivers, who would bump their music. 557 00:20:42,214 --> 00:20:43,915 It's basically the way rappers in Atlanta 558 00:20:44,082 --> 00:20:45,851 give their singles to strip club DJs. 559 00:20:45,951 --> 00:20:48,119 Except in this case, you hope people jam out to your music 560 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,354 while running late for work. 561 00:20:49,454 --> 00:20:51,690 In 1985, El General moved to New 562 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:53,425 York City, where he began spreading 563 00:20:53,525 --> 00:20:55,193 early reggaeton in the clubs. 564 00:20:55,293 --> 00:20:56,495 It almost didn't happen, though, 565 00:20:56,595 --> 00:20:58,096 because while he was in New York, 566 00:20:58,129 --> 00:20:59,798 El General also pursued a degree 567 00:20:59,898 --> 00:21:03,468 in business administration in an effort to get a real job. 568 00:21:03,568 --> 00:21:06,671 You have to wonder, what if that path had worked out? 569 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:08,740 He'd been in an office going, Ernst and Young, 570 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,208 this is El General speaking. 571 00:21:10,308 --> 00:21:11,710 How may I direct your call? 572 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:14,679 Thankfully, he was sucked back into music, hosting 573 00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:15,947 parties and performing. 574 00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:19,351 In 1990, he put out the song, "Tu Pum Pum," a tribute 575 00:21:19,451 --> 00:21:20,619 to the power of the puss-ay. 576 00:21:20,719 --> 00:21:21,686 [meow] 577 00:21:21,786 --> 00:21:25,056 EDGARDO FRANCO: [singing in spanish] 578 00:21:25,090 --> 00:21:27,058 And El General's cover blew up. 579 00:21:27,159 --> 00:21:29,861 It was a hit in mainland America and Puerto Rico 580 00:21:29,961 --> 00:21:32,130 and spread to Central and South America. 581 00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:33,832 The music was spreading so fast-- it 582 00:21:33,932 --> 00:21:35,233 would have made COVID jealous. 583 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,069 Not too far from Brooklyn, on Long Island, the defining beat 584 00:21:38,136 --> 00:21:39,838 of reggaeton, the dembow rhythm, 585 00:21:39,938 --> 00:21:43,608 was popularized by Panamanian rapper Nando Boom. 586 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,076 The sound was originally created 587 00:21:45,177 --> 00:21:47,345 by Jamaican dancehall musician Shabba Ranks, 588 00:21:47,445 --> 00:21:49,347 who looks like if Blade became a DJ 589 00:21:49,447 --> 00:21:51,216 instead of fighting vampires. 590 00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:53,552 From there, the sound moved to a different long island, 591 00:21:53,652 --> 00:21:55,120 Puerto Rico. 592 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,556 And here is where all the Panamanian and New York 593 00:21:57,656 --> 00:21:59,491 ingredients finally mixed together 594 00:21:59,591 --> 00:22:02,627 to make something special, like sofrito for your ears. 595 00:22:02,727 --> 00:22:04,496 It took off at a club called The Noise, 596 00:22:04,596 --> 00:22:08,200 founded by the Quincy Jones of reggaeton, DJ Negro. 597 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,769 He had been selling hot dogs on the street to get by, 598 00:22:10,869 --> 00:22:12,838 and then had an idea to start a club. 599 00:22:12,938 --> 00:22:15,240 It was there that the genre became known as El 600 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:17,609 Underground, and created a whole new generation 601 00:22:17,709 --> 00:22:19,244 of artists like Ivy Queen. 602 00:22:19,344 --> 00:22:21,246 They also popularized reggaeton's 603 00:22:21,346 --> 00:22:24,082 most famous dance, perreo. 604 00:22:24,182 --> 00:22:25,083 Oh! 605 00:22:25,183 --> 00:22:26,284 I know this dance. 606 00:22:26,384 --> 00:22:28,153 This is just me in 2005. 607 00:22:28,253 --> 00:22:29,254 This is the dance you do when you 608 00:22:29,354 --> 00:22:30,589 don't want to pay for drinks. 609 00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:32,457 At one point, Puerto Rico's government 610 00:22:32,557 --> 00:22:34,559 cracked down on El Underground and tried 611 00:22:34,659 --> 00:22:37,062 to regulate the lyrics and perreo dance moves. 612 00:22:37,128 --> 00:22:41,199 But all that did was make El Underground more popular. 613 00:22:41,299 --> 00:22:43,935 This was like when your parents told you not to date somebody, 614 00:22:44,069 --> 00:22:46,071 but then that person gets abs. 615 00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:47,172 I'm sorry, mama. 616 00:22:47,272 --> 00:22:48,707 You makes some good points. 617 00:22:48,807 --> 00:22:50,709 But I can wash clothes off his stomach. 618 00:22:50,809 --> 00:22:52,911 Later, the genre exploded all over mainstream 619 00:22:53,078 --> 00:22:55,380 with the release of the hit song, "Gasolina" 620 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,282 by Daddy Yankee in 2004. 621 00:22:57,382 --> 00:22:59,818 And Daddy Yankee was everywhere-- 622 00:22:59,918 --> 00:23:03,989 MTV, Time magazine, even the campaign trail. 623 00:23:04,089 --> 00:23:06,858 I just want to say thank you, Daddy Yankee. 624 00:23:07,025 --> 00:23:08,026 That's right. 625 00:23:08,059 --> 00:23:09,594 You know a genre is big when the old, white 626 00:23:09,694 --> 00:23:10,829 Republicans start calling. 627 00:23:10,929 --> 00:23:13,198 For a little while, reggaeton was huge. 628 00:23:13,298 --> 00:23:15,133 But then record companies moved on, 629 00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:18,036 and it disappeared in much of America, which basically means 630 00:23:18,136 --> 00:23:20,572 most Americans thought it didn't exist anymore, 631 00:23:20,672 --> 00:23:22,174 like a baby who falls for peekaboo, 632 00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:23,375 but with Latin music. 633 00:23:23,475 --> 00:23:25,110 But even as America forgot about it, 634 00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:27,145 reggaeton went through a rebirth in Medellín, 635 00:23:27,245 --> 00:23:29,915 Colombia, the city you recognize from Narcos. 636 00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:33,318 Colombian artists like J Balvin, Reykon, and Karol G 637 00:23:33,418 --> 00:23:36,922 gave reggaeton a new, more mainstream sound, with lyrics 638 00:23:37,055 --> 00:23:39,858 that focus less on violence and more on sex and romance, 639 00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:43,261 like if Neo became Neo. 640 00:23:43,361 --> 00:23:45,463 It grew and grew in popularity until America 641 00:23:45,564 --> 00:23:46,665 caught on again with-- 642 00:23:46,765 --> 00:23:48,934 (SINGING) Despacito. 643 00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,101 DULCE SLOAN: That's right. 644 00:23:50,202 --> 00:23:52,571 Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee took over the globe 645 00:23:52,671 --> 00:23:53,705 with "Despacito." 646 00:23:53,805 --> 00:23:56,308 It was number one for 16 weeks. 647 00:23:56,408 --> 00:23:57,609 This song was so popular-- 648 00:23:57,709 --> 00:23:59,611 even racists were learning Spanish. 649 00:23:59,711 --> 00:24:05,183 Como se dice, go back to your own country? 650 00:24:05,283 --> 00:24:08,286 And since "Despacito," reggaeton has kept its hold 651 00:24:08,386 --> 00:24:09,754 in America, which is great. 652 00:24:09,855 --> 00:24:12,190 Because this is a genre that is still evolving 653 00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:13,725 and becoming more inclusive. 654 00:24:13,825 --> 00:24:16,094 You know, it grew out of a rich Hispanic heritage of-- 655 00:24:16,194 --> 00:24:17,529 [banging] 656 00:24:17,629 --> 00:24:19,865 Oh, seriously, that neighbor again? 657 00:24:20,031 --> 00:24:23,869 Hey, sorry about before, but can you actually turn it up? 658 00:24:24,035 --> 00:24:25,570 Everyone downstairs started dancing, 659 00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:27,572 and I just want to keep the party going. 660 00:24:27,672 --> 00:24:31,109 OK, I don't know how you got in here, but sure. 661 00:24:31,209 --> 00:24:33,311 Can we turn it up, please? 662 00:24:33,411 --> 00:24:35,113 Thank you. 663 00:24:35,213 --> 00:24:36,515 No thank you. - All right. 664 00:24:36,615 --> 00:24:37,516 OK. 665 00:24:37,616 --> 00:24:39,184 You can get out now. 666 00:24:39,284 --> 00:24:43,555 Hoo. 667 00:24:43,655 --> 00:24:45,490 [cheering] 668 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:46,858 Thank you so much for that. Dulcé Sloan, everybody. 669 00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:48,527 All right, stay tuned because when we come back, 670 00:24:48,627 --> 00:24:50,629 Chelsea Manning will be joining me right here on the show. 671 00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:51,630 You don't want to miss it. 672 00:24:51,730 --> 00:24:55,367 [cheering] 673 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:06,079 [cheering] 674 00:25:06,179 --> 00:25:07,547 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 675 00:25:07,647 --> 00:25:10,984 My guest tonight is an American transparency activist 676 00:25:11,084 --> 00:25:14,020 and former US Army intelligence analyst, 677 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,189 who disclosed unauthorized government 678 00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:17,957 documents during her service. 679 00:25:18,057 --> 00:25:20,860 She was convicted of 20 charges and sentenced 680 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,863 to 35 years in prison, which President 681 00:25:23,963 --> 00:25:26,232 Obama commuted in 2017. 682 00:25:26,332 --> 00:25:28,101 She's here to tell her side of the story 683 00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:31,271 and talk about her new memoir, README.txt, 684 00:25:31,371 --> 00:25:32,272 which comes out tomorrow. 685 00:25:32,372 --> 00:25:34,307 Please, welcome Chelsea Manning. 686 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,243 [cheering] 687 00:25:37,343 --> 00:25:44,350 [music playing] 688 00:25:47,554 --> 00:25:48,922 Chelsea Manning, welcome to The Daily Show. 689 00:25:49,022 --> 00:25:49,989 Hi, how's it going? 690 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:53,493 It is going well, and, you know, your book 691 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:56,162 is one of those books that, strangely enough, 692 00:25:56,262 --> 00:25:58,665 I felt like I had read because of how much you had 693 00:25:58,765 --> 00:25:59,799 been in the news, because of-- 694 00:25:59,899 --> 00:26:01,101 Right. 695 00:26:01,201 --> 00:26:03,136 TREVOR NOAH: --how big your story has been in not just 696 00:26:03,236 --> 00:26:06,339 American media, but in the telling of America's 697 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,575 military operation. 698 00:26:08,675 --> 00:26:11,978 Let's start with, I guess, the inception of the idea 699 00:26:12,045 --> 00:26:14,380 to write a book. 700 00:26:14,481 --> 00:26:17,183 After pulling off one of the largest intelligence leaks 701 00:26:17,283 --> 00:26:18,384 in American history-- 702 00:26:18,485 --> 00:26:19,486 Right. 703 00:26:19,586 --> 00:26:21,221 --you were vilified. 704 00:26:21,321 --> 00:26:22,489 You served time. 705 00:26:22,589 --> 00:26:23,490 Uh-huh. 706 00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:24,824 You were labeled as a traitor. 707 00:26:24,991 --> 00:26:26,025 CHELSEA MANNING: Right. 708 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,428 And it felt like the story tapered off over time. 709 00:26:28,528 --> 00:26:29,696 And now you've come back, and you've 710 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:31,631 reignited many of the conversations with this book. 711 00:26:31,731 --> 00:26:33,166 My question to you is, why? 712 00:26:33,266 --> 00:26:34,534 Why? 713 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:38,004 I think that it's the fact that my own version of the story, 714 00:26:38,037 --> 00:26:40,807 my first draft of history, if you will, 715 00:26:40,907 --> 00:26:44,644 hasn't been talked about as much. 716 00:26:44,744 --> 00:26:47,647 I feel like there's been all the discussion of things that 717 00:26:47,747 --> 00:26:50,517 have happened around me and involving the military, 718 00:26:50,617 --> 00:26:54,287 involving other personalities, like President Obama, who 719 00:26:54,387 --> 00:26:55,455 commuted my sentence. 720 00:26:55,555 --> 00:27:00,160 But I feel like my story, my coming of age story, 721 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:04,464 really, for just trying to tell the story of how 722 00:27:04,564 --> 00:27:07,434 I became who I am today, has been kind 723 00:27:07,534 --> 00:27:08,835 of left out of the picture. 724 00:27:08,968 --> 00:27:10,370 And so I wanted to tell that story. 725 00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:11,671 Yeah, in many ways, you became 726 00:27:11,771 --> 00:27:14,174 a lightning rod and an idea because what 727 00:27:14,274 --> 00:27:16,743 you did shook the world. 728 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,411 You came out as a whistleblower. 729 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:22,215 And you just-- I mean, to name a few of the leaks-- 730 00:27:22,315 --> 00:27:23,249 and you'll add to them. 731 00:27:23,349 --> 00:27:25,852 I mean, it leaks about murders that 732 00:27:25,985 --> 00:27:27,220 the American military had committed 733 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,688 and not told anybody about. 734 00:27:28,788 --> 00:27:29,823 Right. 735 00:27:29,989 --> 00:27:32,559 You had told the world about collateral damage 736 00:27:32,659 --> 00:27:34,594 and how this wasn't what we thought it was. 737 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:35,628 Right. 738 00:27:35,728 --> 00:27:37,363 And there were way more deaths than had 739 00:27:37,464 --> 00:27:39,032 been previously reported. 740 00:27:39,132 --> 00:27:43,002 As I put it, the true face, the true reality of asymmetric 741 00:27:43,069 --> 00:27:45,004 21st century warfare, which is basically, like, 742 00:27:45,071 --> 00:27:48,108 how an occupation-- how holding territory with 743 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,077 a large occupying army during an insurgency 744 00:27:51,177 --> 00:27:52,078 actually plays out. 745 00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:53,513 It's not surgical. 746 00:27:53,613 --> 00:27:54,514 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 747 00:27:54,614 --> 00:27:55,815 It's very, very messy. 748 00:27:55,915 --> 00:27:59,285 What did you hope to achieve by leaking the information? 749 00:27:59,385 --> 00:28:02,689 I wanted another person like me 750 00:28:02,789 --> 00:28:06,626 to feel as informed as I did finally 751 00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:08,428 about the true reality. 752 00:28:08,528 --> 00:28:10,063 I mean, that's why I call it README.txt 753 00:28:10,163 --> 00:28:11,664 because that is the document. 754 00:28:11,765 --> 00:28:13,566 I mean, that's what I said in the document. 755 00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,336 Did you hope it would change what the US military 756 00:28:16,436 --> 00:28:17,971 was doing in the Middle East? 757 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,074 Or did you think it would shift public perception? 758 00:28:21,174 --> 00:28:23,343 The public discourse, I feel like, 759 00:28:23,443 --> 00:28:25,145 is what I really want it to impact. 760 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:28,782 I feel like at least if the public 761 00:28:28,882 --> 00:28:30,550 is informed, then at least-- 762 00:28:30,650 --> 00:28:34,154 like, being a-- like, having conversation with your doctor, 763 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,255 you have informed consent. 764 00:28:35,355 --> 00:28:36,623 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 765 00:28:36,723 --> 00:28:39,526 I just always assumed that you went straight to Wikileaks. 766 00:28:39,626 --> 00:28:42,162 I didn't know how hard you tried to get American media 767 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,830 outlets to look at the information 768 00:28:43,997 --> 00:28:45,131 and to have first dibs at it. - Right. 769 00:28:45,231 --> 00:28:46,399 Why do you think they said no? 770 00:28:46,499 --> 00:28:47,867 And why do you think nobody got back to you? 771 00:28:48,001 --> 00:28:49,202 Well, it was very difficult. So it's, 772 00:28:49,302 --> 00:28:51,171 like, technical difficulties. 773 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,305 We didn't have the tools. 774 00:28:52,405 --> 00:28:55,075 Like, signal encryption wasn't widely adopted 775 00:28:55,175 --> 00:28:57,577 by traditional media outlets. 776 00:28:57,677 --> 00:29:01,514 And trying to-- and didn't trust the telephone system. 777 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:02,816 TREVOR NOAH: I don't blame. 778 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:06,386 And I didn't trust email, and I had my reasons for that. 779 00:29:06,486 --> 00:29:08,555 So trying to avoid that, but also 780 00:29:08,655 --> 00:29:10,090 trying to do a physical thing while I 781 00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:11,424 only have a limited amount of time, 782 00:29:11,524 --> 00:29:12,992 and there was a blizzard. 783 00:29:13,093 --> 00:29:15,695 It was just very logistically difficult. 784 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,731 And if any one thing, as somebody asked me earlier 785 00:29:18,832 --> 00:29:21,234 today, like, if any one thing had changed, yeah, 786 00:29:21,334 --> 00:29:22,802 this would have never happened. 787 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:23,803 Interesting. 788 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,972 So you were trying to maintain-- 789 00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:28,141 I mean, there was a point in the book 790 00:29:28,241 --> 00:29:32,011 where I talk about how I-- 791 00:29:32,112 --> 00:29:35,582 or I was sitting at Starbucks and uploading this stuff, 792 00:29:35,682 --> 00:29:36,683 and it wasn't working. 793 00:29:36,783 --> 00:29:39,152 And because of Starbucks internet, 794 00:29:39,252 --> 00:29:40,520 it almost didn't happen. 795 00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:41,988 [laughter] 796 00:29:42,088 --> 00:29:44,991 I will say, there are parts of the book that are almost 797 00:29:45,058 --> 00:29:46,426 comical unintentionally. 798 00:29:46,526 --> 00:29:49,596 Because you talk about copying-- 799 00:29:49,696 --> 00:29:53,133 what is it, 750,00 government files onto CDs, 800 00:29:53,233 --> 00:29:54,300 and then you just labeled them-- 801 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,535 you just wrote band names? 802 00:29:55,635 --> 00:29:56,536 Right. 803 00:29:56,636 --> 00:29:59,172 Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga. 804 00:29:59,272 --> 00:30:00,540 So I wanted to know. 805 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,509 When I was reading this, like, did you write those authors 806 00:30:02,609 --> 00:30:03,977 because you assumed that military 807 00:30:04,077 --> 00:30:06,112 personnel would be like, oh, that's-- there's no harm? 808 00:30:06,212 --> 00:30:07,113 Pretty much. 809 00:30:07,213 --> 00:30:08,214 OK. 810 00:30:08,314 --> 00:30:09,816 So do you think there were some artists where 811 00:30:09,949 --> 00:30:10,850 they would have been like, I want to listen 812 00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:12,152 to what's on that CD? Is that what-- 813 00:30:12,252 --> 00:30:13,420 - Yes. - OK. 814 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,421 Because it's really interesting. 815 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:15,422 You have these CDs. 816 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,423 You go to the Starbucks. 817 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,158 You start uploading all of this. 818 00:30:18,258 --> 00:30:20,059 Was there ever a part of you that was afraid 819 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,494 that you would compromise the US 820 00:30:21,594 --> 00:30:22,729 more than you would help it? 821 00:30:22,829 --> 00:30:26,032 I don't think so, and I say that because I 822 00:30:26,132 --> 00:30:27,033 knew this information. 823 00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:28,001 TREVOR NOAH: Got it. 824 00:30:28,101 --> 00:30:29,335 I worked with it every day. 825 00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:34,240 I mean, and I think about, like, senior public officials. 826 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,975 Whenever they have access to this information, 827 00:30:36,009 --> 00:30:37,310 they don't understand it. 828 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:38,311 And that's scary. 829 00:30:38,411 --> 00:30:39,579 I mean, it's our job to tell them, 830 00:30:39,679 --> 00:30:41,681 but it's a question as to whether are 831 00:30:41,781 --> 00:30:43,416 they listen or not. So-- 832 00:30:43,516 --> 00:30:45,051 So you're basically explaining it to them, 833 00:30:45,151 --> 00:30:47,520 and then they're working off what you've told them. 834 00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:48,621 Maybe. 835 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:49,622 Wow. 836 00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:51,191 Depends on how they interpret it. 837 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:53,226 I couldn't help reading through the book 838 00:30:53,326 --> 00:30:54,794 and wondering, how much of your life 839 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,730 has informed the latter part of your journey? 840 00:30:57,831 --> 00:31:01,201 You know, you weren't just famous for being 841 00:31:01,301 --> 00:31:02,402 one of the biggest whistleblowers 842 00:31:02,502 --> 00:31:03,736 in American history. 843 00:31:03,837 --> 00:31:06,940 You also then became famous as somebody who transitioned 844 00:31:06,973 --> 00:31:10,610 at a time when the conversation was really-- you even 845 00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:12,579 speak about it in the book. 846 00:31:12,679 --> 00:31:13,947 Right. 847 00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:15,849 TREVOR NOAH: Was there not a part of you that thought, 848 00:31:15,949 --> 00:31:17,684 I'm dealing with my gender? 849 00:31:17,784 --> 00:31:20,086 I'm dealing with a world that doesn't 850 00:31:20,186 --> 00:31:21,287 accept me the way I am. 851 00:31:21,387 --> 00:31:22,455 Right. 852 00:31:22,555 --> 00:31:24,057 Why get involved in leaking military secrets? 853 00:31:24,157 --> 00:31:25,525 Maybe deal with one thing at a time. 854 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:26,626 I didn't think of it like that. 855 00:31:26,726 --> 00:31:31,498 I thought this-- despite my background, 856 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,299 despite everything else, it was just-- 857 00:31:33,399 --> 00:31:34,801 it was just so clear to me. 858 00:31:34,968 --> 00:31:36,136 It was just-- it was crystal clear 859 00:31:36,236 --> 00:31:38,037 that something had to be done. 860 00:31:38,138 --> 00:31:42,275 And-- and I just-- 861 00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:45,979 I mean, I was very young, so-- 862 00:31:46,012 --> 00:31:47,480 and I think it's also important to remember 863 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:51,885 that the consequences for this weren't clear, right? 864 00:31:51,985 --> 00:31:53,987 I thought I was going to lose my job, which was a big deal. 865 00:31:54,053 --> 00:31:55,121 TREVOR NOAH: You didn't think you'd 866 00:31:55,221 --> 00:31:56,256 be sentenced to three decades. 867 00:31:56,356 --> 00:31:58,992 Right. 868 00:31:59,058 --> 00:32:01,728 Nobody had ever gone to prison before me. 869 00:32:01,828 --> 00:32:03,530 Do you think the American military is more 870 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:04,931 honest now in its operations? 871 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:08,368 Do you think you've shifted the paradigm even slightly? 872 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:11,638 I think that, obviously, the context has changed. 873 00:32:11,738 --> 00:32:12,972 I mean, I look at the war in Ukraine. 874 00:32:13,072 --> 00:32:14,707 And I always find it fascinating 875 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:17,143 that as the Russians invaded Ukraine, 876 00:32:17,243 --> 00:32:20,413 I knew more about what was happening in the-- 877 00:32:20,513 --> 00:32:22,715 from my laptop at home than I would 878 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:25,385 have known about what was going on in Iraq while I 879 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,386 was actually deployed there. 880 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:27,387 TREVOR NOAH: OK, that's interesting. 881 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,621 --in an intelligence center. 882 00:32:28,721 --> 00:32:32,125 Like, this is just the sheer firehose of information 883 00:32:32,225 --> 00:32:34,360 that we receive from every single different angle. 884 00:32:34,461 --> 00:32:37,263 And I actually think that it's shifted from not having access 885 00:32:37,363 --> 00:32:39,866 to information to having access to so much information 886 00:32:39,966 --> 00:32:42,535 that you can't filter out accurate from inaccurate, 887 00:32:42,635 --> 00:32:45,472 misinformation from disinformation, 888 00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:47,674 and that this is going to be the main struggle 889 00:32:47,774 --> 00:32:49,342 that we have moving forward. 890 00:32:49,442 --> 00:32:51,244 And now I was really-- 891 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,980 just, like, joy poured out of me for you when I found out 892 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,381 that you're now DJing as well. 893 00:32:55,482 --> 00:32:56,983 Yes. 894 00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:58,685 That's, like, a cool journey to be on. 895 00:32:58,785 --> 00:32:59,686 [applause] 896 00:32:59,786 --> 00:33:00,687 Yeah. 897 00:33:00,787 --> 00:33:03,056 I'm DJing my own-- 898 00:33:03,156 --> 00:33:05,058 I'm DJing my own release party. 899 00:33:05,158 --> 00:33:06,392 TREVOR NOAH: What are you playing? 900 00:33:06,493 --> 00:33:07,660 What I play? TREVOR NOAH: Yeah. 901 00:33:07,761 --> 00:33:09,562 Electronic dance music, hyperpop. 902 00:33:09,662 --> 00:33:10,697 TREVOR NOAH: Oh, I love that. - Yeah. 903 00:33:10,797 --> 00:33:12,065 OK, so it's not Taylor Swift, Gaga. 904 00:33:12,165 --> 00:33:13,066 Like, do you-- 905 00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:14,334 That's my old-- that's-- 906 00:33:14,434 --> 00:33:15,335 OK. Do you listen-- 907 00:33:15,435 --> 00:33:16,836 I had a Blink 182 era. 908 00:33:16,936 --> 00:33:18,304 OK, I like that. 909 00:33:18,404 --> 00:33:19,572 Well, congratulations on your journey. 910 00:33:19,672 --> 00:33:20,940 Thank you so much for joining me on the show. 911 00:33:20,974 --> 00:33:21,941 And it's a really fascinating book. 912 00:33:21,975 --> 00:33:22,942 Thank you. 913 00:33:22,976 --> 00:33:23,943 Thank you for being here. 914 00:33:23,977 --> 00:33:25,011 [cheering] 915 00:33:25,111 --> 00:33:27,313 README.txt comes out tomorrow. 916 00:33:27,414 --> 00:33:28,281 Chelsea Manning, everybody. 917 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:29,416 We're going to take a quick break, 918 00:33:29,516 --> 00:33:31,117 but we'll be right back after this. 919 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,118 Thank you very much. 920 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,555 [applause] 921 00:33:40,158 --> 00:33:40,559 [applause] 922 00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:44,129 [cheering] 923 00:33:44,229 --> 00:33:45,330 Well, that's our show for tonight. 924 00:33:45,430 --> 00:33:46,398 Thank you so much for tuning in. 925 00:33:46,498 --> 00:33:48,667 Before we go, please consider supporting 926 00:33:48,767 --> 00:33:51,269 the Violence Intervention Program in New York City. 927 00:33:51,369 --> 00:33:52,904 They work within Latino communities 928 00:33:53,004 --> 00:33:54,472 to end domestic and sexual violence 929 00:33:54,573 --> 00:33:56,942 by providing emergency shelter, advocacy 930 00:33:57,042 --> 00:33:58,510 for long-term economic stability, 931 00:33:58,610 --> 00:34:00,679 and healing for survivors and their children. 932 00:34:00,779 --> 00:34:02,180 So if you want to support their amazing work, 933 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,848 then please donate at the link below. 934 00:34:03,949 --> 00:34:05,784 Until next time, stay safe out there. 935 00:34:05,884 --> 00:34:09,120 And remember, you can't just draw a badge 936 00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:11,489 and become a police officer. 937 00:34:11,590 --> 00:34:13,792 You have to write police on it. 938 00:34:13,892 --> 00:34:14,793 And then you're in. 939 00:34:14,893 --> 00:34:20,198 Now here it is, your moment of zen. 940 00:34:20,298 --> 00:34:21,266 Oh, she was so great. 941 00:34:21,366 --> 00:34:22,534 We dare you to say she wasn't. 942 00:34:22,634 --> 00:34:23,969 [high-pitched laugh] 943 00:34:24,069 --> 00:34:25,403 She was ridiculous! 944 00:34:25,503 --> 00:34:28,607 But you did not, oh, that's so profound.