1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:01,902 [music playing] 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,270 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New 3 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:07,641 York City, the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:12,112 Tonight, the midterm elections are heating up, 5 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:17,217 Soledad O'Brien, and Amy Schumer. 6 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:21,622 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:28,729 [cheering] 8 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,438 What's going On, everybody? 9 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,873 Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. 10 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,141 Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,710 Thank you for coming out in person. 12 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:44,811 Thank you so much for being here, 13 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,446 Everybody Good to see you. Good to see you. 14 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,915 Take a seat. Take a seat. 15 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:48,982 Let's do this. 16 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,517 We've got a great show for you tonight. 17 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,386 TikTok is growing up. 18 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,488 Rap music is now for Republicans. 19 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,456 And did you hear that knock on the door? 20 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,624 It could be your weed. 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,459 Plus, we have two guests on the show tonight. 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,662 Journalist and documentarian Soledad O'Brien is here. 23 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,096 And then Amy Schumer is also going 24 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,097 to be joining us on the show. 25 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,265 So let's do this, people. 26 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:07,067 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 27 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,068 [cheering] 28 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:14,675 [music playing] 29 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,643 All right, before we get into the big stories, 30 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,813 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. 31 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,116 In tech news, TikTok has officially 32 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:26,086 announced that users will now be able to run 33 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:30,424 live streams for adults only. 34 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:34,695 But before you get excited, the app 35 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,598 says that nudity and sexually explicit content 36 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:38,966 will still be prohibited. 37 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,669 [booing] 38 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:47,107 Which like, what's adult-themed, 39 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:49,476 if it's not sex and nudity? 40 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:52,112 You know, it's just like, oh, who's ready to watch 41 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:55,616 me refinance my mortgage? 42 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,618 The interest rates are so huge right now. 43 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:04,324 I don't think I can afford to live in my house anymore. 44 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,794 In international news, Japan's oldest toilets, 45 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,864 which was 500 years old, was destroyed 46 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,968 when a man accidentally backed his car up over it. 47 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,870 You know, I've heard about people trying to cover up what 48 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,906 they did in the bathroom, but this is-- this 49 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,073 is taking it a step too far. 50 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,909 It's also amazing how putting the word oldest 51 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,744 suddenly adds gravitas to something that none of us 52 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,245 actually care about. He broke the toilet. 53 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,246 So? 54 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,481 It was the oldest toilet. 55 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,183 Oh, no. 56 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,852 I need to call my mom. 57 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,120 And by the way, if you're wondering, 58 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:37,591 the oldest toilets in New York City is the subway. 59 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,893 In some consumer news, Uber Eats 60 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,261 has announced that they will start 61 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:47,234 delivering weed in Toronto, Canada, which is amazing. 62 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,970 Yeah, weed delivery-- what a game-changing service 63 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,707 that no one has already been using forever, 64 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,976 especially under the name repair guy on my phone. 65 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,110 Wow. 66 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,111 All right, let's move on to some 67 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,379 of the big stories of the day. 68 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,849 We are now in the home stretch of the midterm campaign 69 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:05,052 season, which means it's almost that time of the year 70 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,554 when you wake up on that one special morning in November, 71 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:10,290 and you're like, oh shit, I forgot to vote yesterday. 72 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,059 And with just three weeks to go, 73 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,927 this is the last chance for the candidates 74 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,230 and the shadowy billionaires who fund them to make 75 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:17,664 their case to the voters. 76 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,067 And as always, they're making that case 77 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,069 through campaign ads. 78 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:27,074 In fact, a record $9.7 billion worth of ads. 79 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,208 So if you live in a swing state, 80 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:29,910 basically every ad you're seeing on TV right now 81 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,745 is a campaign ad. 82 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,213 By the time November comes around, 83 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,314 you're going to be praying to see 84 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,216 the ads that you used to hate. No more. 85 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:42,256 Please, I just want to know when Toyotathon is on, please. 86 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,457 Now I don't need to tell you guys, 87 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,225 but political ads in America can get pretty wild. 88 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,426 They really can. 89 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,095 And as the country becomes more and more polarized, 90 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,197 the type of political ads that come out 91 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,666 become more and more intense. 92 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,102 So I figured, let's enjoy some of the latest 93 00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:58,839 blockbusters in another installment of Votedemic 2022. 94 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:04,511 [music playing] 95 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,814 All right, let's start our ad watch with the Republicans. 96 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:11,051 Now, for this election, they want everything to be 97 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,053 focused on three issues-- 98 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,557 inflation, crime, and pretending they didn't hear 99 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,725 that thing Trump just said. 100 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,461 So they've been running ads emphasizing these issues. 101 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,830 Some of them have been subtle, but Louisiana 102 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,732 Senator John Kennedy has decided 103 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,635 that subtle is not his style. 104 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:32,272 Violent crime is surging in Louisiana. 105 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:35,142 Woke leaders blame the police. 106 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:36,977 I blame the criminals. 107 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,379 A mom should not have to look over her shoulder 108 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,348 when she's pumping gas. 109 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,484 I voted against the early release of violent criminals. 110 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,588 And I opposed defunding the police. 111 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,623 Look, if you hate cops, just because they're 112 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:54,728 cops, the next time you get in trouble, call a crackhead. 113 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,764 I'm John Kennedy, and I approve this message. 114 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:02,536 [laughing] 115 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,904 OK. All right. 116 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,138 All right. 117 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:09,843 First of all, nobody's going to call a crackhead. 118 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:10,844 It's 2022. 119 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:14,147 I'm going to text a crackhead. 120 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:16,416 Such a crazy way to frame things though, right? 121 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,885 He's like, (SOUTHERN ACCENT) violent crime-- 122 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,621 call a crackhead. 123 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,056 The senator's acting like cop and crackhead 124 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,058 are the only two options. 125 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,059 That's it. 126 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,194 What about social workers? 127 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,395 What about mental health experts? 128 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,563 What about heroin addicts? 129 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,899 There's a whole range, people. 130 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,301 It's also weird for a guy who's been in office for six years 131 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,837 to complain about crime and then campaign on it. 132 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,205 I find that a little strange. 133 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,107 He's like, (SOUTHERN ACCENT) ever since I got into office, 134 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,509 crime has exploded. 135 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:47,481 Re-elect me so I can figure out what's going on. 136 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,283 Because like, I don't know where this logic goes. 137 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,384 Right? 138 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:51,852 Because no matter what happens, Republicans 139 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:52,920 always want more cops. 140 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,321 Crime is up, we need more cops. 141 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,456 Crime is down, we need more cops. 142 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,691 Like what, is the plan just to keep 143 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,660 hiring until the entire population is just cops? 144 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,196 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) Yeah, that way I got an eye on me. 145 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:04,264 Yeah. 146 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,035 Maybe the solution is just to hire crackheads as cops. 147 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,469 Yeah, because, first of all, they're always 148 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,104 there when you need them. 149 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,106 And say what you will about cops versus crackheads, 150 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,541 but at least the crackhead is not 151 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:15,742 going to plant crack on you. 152 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,845 They're keeping it for themselves. 153 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,146 It works out. 154 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:22,349 [applause] 155 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:25,185 I know it might be a little crazy, but you got to admit, 156 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,521 a crackhead detective show-- 157 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:34,194 that sounds like a great idea for a CSI spinoff. 158 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,664 The victim is on the table, next to the flowers 159 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,133 that he bought for Valentine's Day. 160 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:47,074 I guess that means it's time to go smoke some crack. 161 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:52,079 [music playing] 162 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:55,082 A weird premise. 163 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,484 Now obviously, Democrats have a whole different set of issues 164 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,652 that they want to emphasize. 165 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,787 Voters don't trust them on the economy or inflation 166 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,022 right now. 167 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,025 So the Dems want this election to be about things 168 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:07,461 like climate change, protecting democracy, 169 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,162 and pretending that they didn't hear the thing 170 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,265 that Joe Biden just said. 171 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:13,233 But the main issue Democrats are running on 172 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,035 is reproductive rights. 173 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,337 And California Congressman Eric Swalwell just 174 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,773 put out one of the most hardcore 175 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,142 campaign ads you've ever seen. 176 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,143 What the hell? 177 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,879 [knocking] 178 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,047 Mary Anderson? 179 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,048 Yes? 180 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,850 I have a warrant for your arrest. 181 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,185 Arrest for what? 182 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,453 Unlawful termination of a pregnancy. 183 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,655 You've got to be kidding me? 184 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:37,124 That-- that is my personal business. 185 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,126 That's for the courts to decide, ma'am. 186 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,961 Your medical records have been subpoenaed 187 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:44,064 and Dr. Landrieu's already in custody. 188 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,065 No. 189 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,834 My-- my god, you-- 190 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,068 you can't just-- 191 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,737 You will have to submit to a physical examination. 192 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,206 What? By who? 193 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,307 No. No. 194 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:54,641 No one is touching my wife. - Sir, get in-- 195 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:55,742 [interposing voices] - The kids. 196 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:56,743 The kids. The kids. 197 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,145 [baby screaming] - Ma'am, turn around. 198 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,146 Oh, my god. 199 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,848 Put your hands behind your back now. 200 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:04,518 Why is this happening? 201 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,821 Love you, honeybear. 202 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:11,124 We're just enforcing the law here. 203 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,560 ANNOUNCER: Elections have consequences. 204 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:20,667 Vote Democrat on November 8. 205 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:26,106 Holy shit. 206 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,242 That was intense. 207 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,743 You don't usually expect a campaign ad 208 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,311 to turn into an episode of Black Mirror. 209 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,646 What was that? 210 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,749 Like, I actually feel bad for the shows that had to come 211 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,051 back from that ad break. 212 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,620 Hey, did you see that-- why is this happening? 213 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,621 Mom! 214 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,222 You'll never see your mother again. 215 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:43,891 No! 216 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:49,897 And now, back to Young Sheldon. 217 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,098 Look, it is wild. 218 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,734 It is wild how overturning Roe has upended society 219 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,769 so much that now white women can be as scared of the police 220 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,171 as Black people are. 221 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:59,640 And yes-- and yes, this ad is obviously exaggerating things 222 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,176 to make a point, but it is true that in many states 223 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:04,011 in America, cops could show up at your door 224 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,145 if you had an abortion. 225 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,480 They could arrest you. 226 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,483 And they could force you to have a physical examination. 227 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:10,784 I mean, ironically, it's probably 228 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,053 the only free health care you'll ever get in America. 229 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,121 But so look, I know-- 230 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,023 I know this ad was a little heavy. 231 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,224 So I thought, you know, let's lighten 232 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:20,194 things up with a local campaign ad 233 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:22,763 for Linda Paulson out of Utah. 234 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:27,100 Now, you probably look at this picture and you think, aw. 235 00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:29,036 There's no way this little old lady could spit 236 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,671 fire over a dope rap beat. 237 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,672 Well, guess what? 238 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,040 You're right. 239 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:37,845 [music playing] 240 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,248 (SINGING) Hey, Utah district 12, listen up right here. 241 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,317 There's a new name on the ballot for the Senate 242 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,518 this year. 243 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,621 I'm pro religious freedom, pro-life, pro-police, 244 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,390 the right to bear arms, and the right to free speech. 245 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:53,327 But in schools they are pushing for new beliefs. 246 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,063 And just to clarify, as a female adult 247 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,898 I know what a woman is. 248 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:01,168 If you share my values, if you like what I stand for, 249 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,871 then give me your vote on the 8th of November. 250 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,506 District 12 needs a choice. 251 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,840 Let me be your voice. 252 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,275 Linda Paulson. 253 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:15,382 Linda Paulson for Senate. 254 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:23,190 I-- I don't exactly know how, but I'm pretty sure that, 255 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,926 that was racism. 256 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:29,563 I don't know how. 257 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,864 I don't know if you noticed this-- 258 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,733 did you-- did you notice that at some point 259 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,235 the beat stopped. 260 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,638 But it stopped itself. 261 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,040 Like she was so off beat, it's almost like the beat was 262 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,975 like am I the one messing up? 263 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:42,976 Wait. 264 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,478 What-- do you know I'm here? 265 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,914 What is happening? 266 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,883 Yeah, gangsta rap, Linda. 267 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,885 Unfortunately, after recording that track, 268 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,220 Linda was hit in a drive-by shooting. 269 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,521 Yes. 270 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,256 Tragic, but when you're in the game, you're in the game 271 00:10:56,356 --> 00:11:00,093 all the way. 272 00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:01,094 Here's my question. 273 00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:02,095 Here's my question. 274 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,096 Who is this for? 275 00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:04,531 Who is this ad for, right? 276 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:08,602 Because she is a conservative Republican in Utah. 277 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,138 Nobody who supports her, likes rap. 278 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,273 And nobody who likes rap, is going to see this video 279 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,276 and be like, man, I wasn't going to vote for Republicans, 280 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:21,915 but her flow just can't be denied, B. 281 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,617 And by the way, if you are a politician who insists 282 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,719 on rapping in a campaign video, can you at least try rapping 283 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,154 in a style from this century? 284 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,155 Huh? 285 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,290 I'm Linda Paulson, and I'm here-- 286 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,459 your shit is corny, Ms. Paulson. 287 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,460 Get with the times. 288 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,461 Update your rap. 289 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,096 Like use a trap beat, at least. 290 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,231 In fact, the trap beat is actually 291 00:11:37,331 --> 00:11:38,799 better for politicians, because nobody can 292 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,200 understand what you're saying. 293 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,003 You can just dodge any moment at any debate or any reporter. 294 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,571 You know, just be like, Senator, 295 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,574 what is your position on cutting Medicare? 296 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,109 Well, here's what I'd do, 297 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:56,183 [trap music speech] 298 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,956 And I think that answers your question. 299 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,859 [applause] 300 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:12,966 Vote for me. 301 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,804 You know what I was thinking is like, when you think about it, 302 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,072 Joe Biden has basically been doing 303 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:23,510 trap music this whole time. 304 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,546 [indistinct muttering] 305 00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:27,181 Come on, man. 306 00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:30,651 [indistinct muttering] 307 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,085 All right, that's it for today's headlines. 308 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,620 Let's move on to something that everyone loves. 309 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,088 It's time to check in on today's lotto 310 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,357 numbers with our very own Dulcé Sloan, everybody. 311 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,259 [cheering] 312 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,663 Hello. 313 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:45,532 Dulcé Sloan, good to see you. 314 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,600 How are you doing today? 315 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,601 I'm good, friend. 316 00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:48,602 How about you? 317 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:49,937 TREVOR: I'm fantastic, Dulcé. 318 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,505 But today, we don't have much time, so please can we get 319 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,774 straight to the lotto numbers. 320 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,309 I got you, baby. Let's do this lotto. 321 00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:56,310 All right, y'all ready? 322 00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:57,511 Y'all ready? 323 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,813 [cheering] 324 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,114 All right. 325 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,083 40. 326 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,751 19. TREVOR: Oh, yeah. 327 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:05,752 29. 328 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,287 TREVOR: This is it. - 31. 329 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,422 TREVOR: Uh-huh. 330 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:10,858 And finally-- oh, but before that, hold on. 331 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:11,959 Uh-- TREVOR: Wait. 332 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,794 No, what? Wait, don't-- The num-- 333 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:17,397 Listen, I heard Uber Eats is delivering drugs. 334 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,465 TREVOR: Yeah. 335 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,067 Is that-- they're delivering drugs now? 336 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,502 TREVOR: In Canada, they're delivering weed. 337 00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:22,870 OK. 338 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:27,941 That's good to know, because like, well, is it good though? 339 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:34,882 Because before we had to worry about them eating our food. 340 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,251 Now you got to worry about these fools 341 00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:39,586 stealing your weed. 342 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,221 Now your food being late is one thing, 343 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,390 but I don't want to end up in a drug deal gone bad. 344 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,125 Do you understand? 345 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,695 Now if my Uber is late and steals my food, it's fine. 346 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,796 I'll get over it. 347 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,366 But if you steal my food and my weed, 348 00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,334 oh now, I got to fight you. 349 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,103 I'm going for Liam Neeson. 350 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,804 Do you understand? 351 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,306 Well, how are you going to find the driver? 352 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,508 They already on a map in a car. 353 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,845 Come on, dude. 354 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,680 You can't play with me. Don't play with me. 355 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,714 I got motivation. 356 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:08,916 I'm not even high yet. 357 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,318 Come on. 358 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,319 I got focused. 359 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,754 Now I could have smoked the weed 360 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,822 and forgot about the food, but now I don't have either. 361 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,224 We got to fight today. 362 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,625 All right? 363 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,626 TREVOR: All right, let's do the-- let's do the numbers, 364 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,627 please, Dulcé? 365 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,628 And the rap lady, Linda Paulson-- 366 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:26,567 Linda Paulson, oh. 367 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,235 You all didn't talk about that choreography. 368 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,204 Linda Paulson, did you see that? 369 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,805 [laughing] 370 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,373 She had the moves, Linda Paulson. 371 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,609 She was right next to the flag, had her scarf on. 372 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,678 She was right-- listen, she was going to twerk in two seconds, 373 00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,513 I promise you. 374 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:40,514 You know what? 375 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,082 Let's talk about this woman. 376 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,684 Throw the woman up on the screen. 377 00:14:43,784 --> 00:14:46,553 We're going-- Come on. 378 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,554 Look at that fa-- 379 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,457 Linda Paulson, you know when she ready. 380 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,692 Now, we know she's going to win. 381 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:52,693 TREVOR: What? - OK? 382 00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:53,927 You know she's going to win. 383 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,464 With skills like that, you know she's going to win. 384 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,765 If she wins, she got to have a concert. 385 00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:00,200 And you know she's missing? 386 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,836 A rap name. 387 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:07,708 Come on, the Notorious OLD. 388 00:15:07,808 --> 00:15:14,815 Trevor, the Wu-Tang Gran ain't nothing to [bleep] with. 389 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:23,257 I'm talking about Betty Whop, OK? 390 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,826 Gertrude the Stallion. 391 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,328 Old Thug. 392 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,831 Little Granny Vert. 393 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,067 Oldish Gambino. 394 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,737 Cardi AARP. 395 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:43,377 [cheering] 396 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,312 I could do this all day, Trevor. 397 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,881 Sickly Minaj. 398 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,783 She could get the grandkids and her together, 399 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:50,918 and now it's what-- 400 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,654 Bones Spurs and Harmony Baby. 401 00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:54,721 Come on. 402 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,324 We're looking at Osteo Bone, right here. 403 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,525 And you know what? 404 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,394 I'm really looking forward to her first single-- 405 00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:04,898 to the first single, "Life Alert." 406 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,533 Because these hoes falling, but you know 407 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,901 Linda Paulson always get up. 408 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,137 You see what I mean? 409 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,271 This is insane. 410 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,607 Now, if this is the adult TikTok-- 411 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,742 if this is adult TikTok, oh, please, 412 00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:20,814 sign me up, because I want to follow Old Dirty Beatrice, OK? 413 00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:21,815 Anyway, I'm leaving. 414 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,050 Your last number is 16. 415 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,051 Bye. 416 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,920 TREVOR: Dulcé Sloan, everybody. 417 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,889 Thank you so much for that. 418 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,190 All right, when we come back, I'm 419 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,327 going to be chatting to Soledad O'Brien, so don't go away. 420 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:37,064 [cheering] 421 00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:44,410 [cheering] 422 00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:50,383 [applause] 423 00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:51,684 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 424 00:16:51,784 --> 00:16:54,120 My first guest tonight is an award-winning journalist 425 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,955 who's here to talk about her new documentary 426 00:16:56,055 --> 00:16:59,325 available on Peacock October 19 called, The Rebellious 427 00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:01,694 Life of Mrs. Rosa Parks. 428 00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:06,466 We was determined to see that Rosa Parks was recognized. 429 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:10,069 There's so much patriarchy built into the movement, 430 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,972 like it's built into so many institutions. 431 00:17:13,072 --> 00:17:17,844 Women raise most of the money, do most of the organizing. 432 00:17:17,944 --> 00:17:20,213 But when you go back and check the record, 433 00:17:20,313 --> 00:17:24,217 those who have been labeled presidents or directors 434 00:17:24,317 --> 00:17:28,655 or the leaders, the Grand Poobah, largely 435 00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:31,424 have been men, while the women have done the work. 436 00:17:31,524 --> 00:17:35,495 And Mother Parks, she was doing the work. 437 00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,263 Please welcome Soledad O'Brien. 438 00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:38,264 [cheering] 439 00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:45,371 [applause] 440 00:17:51,544 --> 00:17:53,046 Soledad O'Brien, welcome to The Daily Show. 441 00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:54,047 Thank you so much. It's nice to be here. 442 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:55,048 Yeah, nice to be here in person. 443 00:17:55,148 --> 00:17:56,049 I know. I like that. 444 00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:57,050 Last time we spoke was virtually, 445 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,418 and now we are here. 446 00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:01,721 And you are here with honestly, one of the most fascinating 447 00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:04,858 accounts of a life that I feel everybody 448 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:08,928 thinks they knows about, and yet nobody does, Rosa Parks. 449 00:18:09,028 --> 00:18:11,798 If you told me I'm going to make a documentary film 450 00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:13,366 about Rosa Parks, I'd go, why? 451 00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:14,601 There are so many of them. 452 00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,736 There's never been a documentary about Rosa Parks. 453 00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:18,137 How is that possible? 454 00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:21,074 Because everybody thinks they know the story of Rosa Parks. 455 00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:24,911 But actually, what you know, is mostly not accurate. 456 00:18:25,011 --> 00:18:26,446 And there's so much that you don't know. 457 00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:29,015 So it's, she's an absolutely fascinating topic for a doc. 458 00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:30,116 Well, I'll say this. 459 00:18:30,216 --> 00:18:32,552 Before I watched the documentary, and maybe 460 00:18:32,652 --> 00:18:34,454 until a few years ago, I would have always said, 461 00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:37,824 the story of Rosa Parks is a story of this old lady who 462 00:18:37,924 --> 00:18:39,826 was a Black woman and she got onto a bus 463 00:18:39,926 --> 00:18:42,061 and they told her that she had to sit at the back of the bus, 464 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,530 and she said no, and she sat at the front. 465 00:18:43,696 --> 00:18:47,367 And then her momentary moment of rebellion-- 466 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,368 Day and a half. 467 00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:51,304 --Sparked, sparked this entire 468 00:18:51,404 --> 00:18:53,740 civil rights conversation in and around America. 469 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,309 She was 42 years old when that happened. 470 00:18:56,409 --> 00:18:58,344 And in fact, she wasn't at the front of the bus. 471 00:18:58,444 --> 00:18:59,846 She was in the middle of the bus, a section 472 00:18:59,946 --> 00:19:02,949 for Black people, that when a white person decided 473 00:19:03,049 --> 00:19:05,084 to sit there, the Black people had to get up, 474 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,419 because white people didn't want 475 00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:07,420 to sit next to Black people-- 476 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,421 Wow. 477 00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:09,522 --In the middle of the bus. 478 00:19:09,622 --> 00:19:12,125 And so on that day, she decided, no. 479 00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:14,828 The way the story goes was, she was tired. 480 00:19:14,928 --> 00:19:16,896 And when she would tell that story later, she'd say, 481 00:19:16,996 --> 00:19:18,631 you know, I tell people that I was tired, 482 00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:21,501 and I was no more tired than any other workday. 483 00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:23,837 But I was tired of being pushed around. 484 00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:26,072 When she died, The New York Times described her 485 00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:27,907 as "the accidental matriarch." 486 00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:30,276 But her life story was absolutely not accidental 487 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:31,377 at all. 488 00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:35,915 It seems like she was not only calculated, 489 00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:38,918 but she was focused and purposeful 490 00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:39,919 in everything that she did. 491 00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:41,154 Everything. 492 00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,022 For instance, she was an active member of the NAACP. 493 00:19:43,122 --> 00:19:45,492 She was actively engaging in civil rights 494 00:19:45,592 --> 00:19:47,193 and mobilizing people. 495 00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:50,029 And this documentary I think, talks about Rosa Parks, 496 00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:51,764 but it talks about a larger issue 497 00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,299 that we have in how we shape narratives, 498 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:55,168 in that a lot of the time, women 499 00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:57,937 have been erased from the work that they have done 500 00:19:58,037 --> 00:19:59,405 in countless movements, not just in America, 501 00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:00,406 but around the world. 502 00:20:00,507 --> 00:20:01,708 Yeah, absolutely. 503 00:20:01,774 --> 00:20:03,443 And I think especially in the Civil Rights movement. 504 00:20:03,543 --> 00:20:06,346 Rosa Parks, and again, I never thought 505 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:10,116 about what happened after the Montgomery bus boycott, right. 506 00:20:10,216 --> 00:20:11,918 She sits on the bus. 507 00:20:12,018 --> 00:20:12,986 There's a boycott. It ends. 508 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:13,987 Yeah. 509 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,221 Everybody goes back to normal. 510 00:20:15,321 --> 00:20:16,289 Well, no. 511 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,291 Rosa Parks is never able to work again. 512 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,526 Wow. 513 00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:22,428 And even as civil rights legend in her own community, 514 00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:23,730 she had to move to Detroit. 515 00:20:23,763 --> 00:20:25,765 That was part of her reason for moving to Detroit. 516 00:20:25,865 --> 00:20:28,501 Her husband never able to work again. 517 00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:29,969 I had no idea. 518 00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:32,505 She never was able to leverage a lot of the money 519 00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:35,742 that civil rights leaders were able to do speaking around 520 00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,143 the country, around the globe. 521 00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:39,045 She had no access to any of that. 522 00:20:39,145 --> 00:20:41,481 And absolutely desperately in need of money. 523 00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:43,082 I mean, it was so interesting to me 524 00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:46,586 to see how wrong we all have been about Rosa Parks. 525 00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:49,122 She was an activist for decades. 526 00:20:49,222 --> 00:20:50,890 Decade after decade after, I mean, 527 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:54,894 she was a fan of Dr. King and a big fan 528 00:20:54,994 --> 00:20:58,064 of Malcolm X. She worked with the Black Panthers. 529 00:20:58,164 --> 00:20:59,065 Like, Rosa Parks! 530 00:20:59,165 --> 00:21:00,099 Who knew? 531 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,801 You see you don't realize this, yeah, 532 00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,203 until you watch a documentary like this 533 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,838 and you see the story being told. 534 00:21:04,938 --> 00:21:06,706 Do you think in a case like this, 535 00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:09,709 it is actively people trying to push 536 00:21:09,776 --> 00:21:10,743 Rosa Parks out of a narrative? 537 00:21:10,844 --> 00:21:12,412 Or is it just unfortunately a byproduct 538 00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:13,913 of a world that's focused on the men who 539 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:15,615 are doing the same thing that the women are? 540 00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:16,950 I think it's a little bit of both. 541 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:19,486 So I think, I think when you get to write the narrative, 542 00:21:19,586 --> 00:21:21,254 then the men will star in the narrative. 543 00:21:21,354 --> 00:21:22,622 It's their story and they'll tell it. 544 00:21:22,722 --> 00:21:24,157 But I also think, I mean Dorothy 545 00:21:24,257 --> 00:21:28,261 Height was one of the founders of the March on Washington. 546 00:21:28,361 --> 00:21:32,165 Did not get to speak at all, but there she 547 00:21:32,265 --> 00:21:33,967 was, one of the organizers. 548 00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:37,036 So I think part of it is that, just not allowed to kind 549 00:21:37,136 --> 00:21:38,471 of be part of that story. 550 00:21:38,571 --> 00:21:40,874 But I'm always interested in why 551 00:21:40,974 --> 00:21:44,577 are we so comfortable with this accidental civil rights 552 00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:46,713 leader, when she literally, from the time 553 00:21:46,813 --> 00:21:47,747 she was a child-- 554 00:21:47,847 --> 00:21:49,082 Yeah. 555 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:52,185 --She was mad about how white children were able to have 556 00:21:52,285 --> 00:21:54,587 buses and go to school and better schools 557 00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:55,955 than she was able to go to. 558 00:21:56,055 --> 00:21:58,491 Like, she knew it from the time she was a little kid. 559 00:21:58,591 --> 00:22:02,262 There was absolutely nothing that was accidental about her. 560 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,697 So why do we feel so comfortable with this lesson 561 00:22:04,797 --> 00:22:08,701 of, it was just soft and easy and comfortable and then 562 00:22:08,768 --> 00:22:11,337 one day there was this thing and then she sat 563 00:22:11,437 --> 00:22:13,273 and then it ended and the end? 564 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,074 Do you think, do you think that sometimes it's 565 00:22:15,175 --> 00:22:19,712 because people like to hear about a story that 566 00:22:19,746 --> 00:22:21,881 seems to happen organically? 567 00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:24,083 Because oftentimes, movements may 568 00:22:24,184 --> 00:22:27,720 fall under the weight of somebody's idea of how planned 569 00:22:27,787 --> 00:22:28,788 or calculated they were. 570 00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:30,623 Because when you look at all Civil rights 571 00:22:30,723 --> 00:22:32,325 leaders around the world, whether it's Martin Luther 572 00:22:32,425 --> 00:22:34,494 King Jr., whether it's Malcolm X, whether it's Nelson 573 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:36,462 Mandela, whoever it is, Winnie Mandela, whoever it is, 574 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,032 anywhere you go, you find that they were a lot more planned 575 00:22:39,132 --> 00:22:41,367 and calculated in fighting for people's liberation 576 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,970 than they were given the credit for at times. 577 00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:47,974 And so do you ever wonder if it's 578 00:22:48,074 --> 00:22:49,976 almost what society wants? 579 00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:51,144 I think it's a better narrative. 580 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,546 I think it's more interesting to be accidental 581 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,248 when she clearly was not. 582 00:22:55,348 --> 00:22:57,350 I also think the work of civil rights, 583 00:22:57,450 --> 00:23:01,154 whether it is Nelson Mandela or anyone, is a slog. 584 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,289 It literally is almost a boring story. 585 00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:04,557 It is. 586 00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:08,394 Day after day, year after year, decade after decade. 587 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:11,931 You took two steps forward, and sometimes three steps back. 588 00:23:12,031 --> 00:23:13,333 But sometimes one step back, right. 589 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,934 Like, that's really the story. 590 00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:17,270 And I kind of like that story, because I 591 00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:20,173 think people should have an honest sense 592 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,908 of how it actually works. 593 00:23:22,008 --> 00:23:23,743 That not one day someone accidentally 594 00:23:23,843 --> 00:23:26,279 stumbles upon being the matriarch of the Civil Rights. 595 00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:27,580 Like, that's insane. 596 00:23:27,714 --> 00:23:29,115 It makes no sense. 597 00:23:29,215 --> 00:23:32,886 Of course it's planning, of course, it's strategy, 598 00:23:32,986 --> 00:23:34,254 of course, it's intentional. 599 00:23:34,354 --> 00:23:37,557 I think we undermine all the work that went into the Civil 600 00:23:37,724 --> 00:23:39,959 Rights movement by pretending that somehow a handful 601 00:23:40,059 --> 00:23:41,394 of people stumbled together. 602 00:23:41,494 --> 00:23:43,897 During the bus boycott, it is amazing to me 603 00:23:43,997 --> 00:23:46,466 that teachers sent home notes with little children 604 00:23:46,566 --> 00:23:49,068 saying, on Monday, tell your parents 605 00:23:49,169 --> 00:23:50,770 do not put you on the bus. 606 00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:53,940 No one told anyone. 607 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,542 The secret did not get out. 608 00:23:55,675 --> 00:23:57,410 It was a complete surprise. 609 00:23:57,510 --> 00:24:02,015 I mean, how organized, by women, and calculated 610 00:24:02,115 --> 00:24:03,817 does that have to be that not one 611 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:06,119 kid mentioned to anybody like, there's going 612 00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:07,353 to be a boycott on Monday? 613 00:24:07,453 --> 00:24:09,923 I think that is insane and important. 614 00:24:10,023 --> 00:24:11,424 - That's pretty genius. - And impressive. 615 00:24:11,524 --> 00:24:12,425 Yeah. 616 00:24:12,525 --> 00:24:14,093 So why not know the real story? 617 00:24:14,194 --> 00:24:16,529 And why bother with this fake story? 618 00:24:16,696 --> 00:24:17,697 It is genius. 619 00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:19,199 Also, because if you give a kid a note 620 00:24:19,299 --> 00:24:21,201 to take home to their mom-- 621 00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:22,202 Might not get there. 622 00:24:22,302 --> 00:24:23,469 They don't want to talk at all, 623 00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:24,704 so they're just like, oh, they told 624 00:24:24,737 --> 00:24:25,738 me to give you this note, Mom. 625 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:26,739 It's like, is it about me? 626 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,740 No, no, we're good? 627 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,609 Oh, good, thank you. 628 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:31,144 I really loved watching this. - Thank you. 629 00:24:31,244 --> 00:24:33,379 Because I think it tells a story that needs to be told. 630 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,747 And I think it encourages people, 631 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,817 if you ask me, because to what you're saying about building 632 00:24:37,917 --> 00:24:40,019 and growing, I think we do live in a society 633 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,122 where people think that change happens overnight. 634 00:24:43,223 --> 00:24:45,391 And when you see how long the slog is 635 00:24:45,492 --> 00:24:48,294 and when you see the result from that time that gets put 636 00:24:48,394 --> 00:24:51,064 in, I think it maybe sometimes becomes inspiring to know 637 00:24:51,164 --> 00:24:52,065 that change can take effect. - It takes a long time. 638 00:24:52,165 --> 00:24:53,199 Yeah. 639 00:24:53,299 --> 00:24:54,200 Thank you so much for joining me on the show. 640 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,068 Thank you so much for having me on. 641 00:24:55,168 --> 00:24:57,203 Wonderful seeing you again. 642 00:24:57,303 --> 00:24:58,304 All right, everybody stay tuned, 643 00:24:58,404 --> 00:24:59,672 because when we come back, Amy Schumer 644 00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:02,575 is going to be joining me on the show, so don't go away. 645 00:25:09,353 --> 00:25:14,558 [cheering] 646 00:25:14,658 --> 00:25:15,993 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 647 00:25:16,093 --> 00:25:19,230 My next guest tonight is an actor and a comedian, 648 00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:21,532 who's currently on a nationwide standup comedy tour. 649 00:25:21,632 --> 00:25:23,567 And the fifth season of her show, 650 00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:25,035 Inside Amy Schumer, will premiere 651 00:25:25,136 --> 00:25:27,671 October 20 on Paramount+. 652 00:25:27,772 --> 00:25:30,975 We're the first hospital where each patient's care is 653 00:25:31,075 --> 00:25:34,211 paid for entirely by their ability to crowdsource 654 00:25:34,311 --> 00:25:35,479 money on the internet. 655 00:25:35,579 --> 00:25:41,051 Welcome to St. GoFundMe's. 656 00:25:41,152 --> 00:25:43,320 The whole thing with begging for money from strangers 657 00:25:43,421 --> 00:25:46,757 to stay alive was a horrible process to go through 658 00:25:46,857 --> 00:25:48,459 that I would wish on no one. 659 00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:52,530 But at the same time, I know that reading about my recovery 660 00:25:52,630 --> 00:25:56,233 online made some people go, aw, and that's 661 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,169 what it's all about. 662 00:25:58,269 --> 00:25:59,570 Please, welcome Amy Schumer. 663 00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:02,473 [cheering] 664 00:26:02,573 --> 00:26:05,910 [music playing] 665 00:26:06,010 --> 00:26:12,983 Oh, thank you. 666 00:26:14,785 --> 00:26:16,420 - Amy Schumer. - Trevor Noah. 667 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,555 Welcome to The Daily Show. 668 00:26:17,655 --> 00:26:18,956 Thank you. I'm going to miss you. 669 00:26:19,056 --> 00:26:19,957 Don't leave. 670 00:26:20,057 --> 00:26:21,726 Wha-- wha-- what do you mean? 671 00:26:21,826 --> 00:26:23,260 I mean, you know what I mean. 672 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,595 Well, wait. Well, wait. 673 00:26:24,695 --> 00:26:25,696 But you make it-- 674 00:26:25,796 --> 00:26:27,698 you make it sound like I'm dying. 675 00:26:27,798 --> 00:26:28,966 I'll see you in comedy clubs. 676 00:26:29,033 --> 00:26:30,234 I'll see you-- you're on tour. 677 00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:31,535 You're doing other things. You-- 678 00:26:31,635 --> 00:26:33,270 I know, but I don't want to see you in person. 679 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:34,472 I want to see you on TV. 680 00:26:34,572 --> 00:26:36,974 [laughter] 681 00:26:37,007 --> 00:26:39,443 Where you belong. 682 00:26:39,543 --> 00:26:40,745 - It's good to see you-- - Thank you. 683 00:26:40,845 --> 00:26:42,546 --back where you belong, Inside Amy Schumer. 684 00:26:42,646 --> 00:26:43,881 We have waited such a long time. 685 00:26:43,981 --> 00:26:44,882 You've been so patient. 686 00:26:44,982 --> 00:26:46,083 It was critically acclaimed. 687 00:26:46,183 --> 00:26:47,885 What did you win, like, three Emmy Awards, right? 688 00:26:47,985 --> 00:26:49,220 Nominated multiple times. 689 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,321 You've been up there, accepting. 690 00:26:50,421 --> 00:26:51,322 God. TREVOR NOAH: It was huge. 691 00:26:51,422 --> 00:26:52,623 - Wow. - And then you disappeared. 692 00:26:52,723 --> 00:26:53,991 You became a movie star. 693 00:26:54,091 --> 00:26:56,193 And then you worked on a New York Times best-selling book. 694 00:26:56,293 --> 00:26:58,095 And it was just like, Amy's gone, and then it's like, no, 695 00:26:58,195 --> 00:26:59,430 Amy is back now. - I'm back. 696 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:00,698 You're still doing everything else. 697 00:27:00,798 --> 00:27:01,832 Yeah. 698 00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,601 But, like, why did you make us wait this long? 699 00:27:03,701 --> 00:27:06,804 Well, first of all, I'm so sorry about that. 700 00:27:06,904 --> 00:27:10,408 You know, like, somebody in the media, but especially a woman, 701 00:27:10,508 --> 00:27:12,309 people get annoyed when they see you too much. 702 00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:15,279 So you have to kind of disappear a little bit. 703 00:27:15,379 --> 00:27:18,382 And then you, like, pop out like a groundhog just like, 704 00:27:18,482 --> 00:27:19,483 I'm still here. 705 00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:21,118 You know, but then it's just-- you just want 706 00:27:21,218 --> 00:27:23,554 to burn women to the stake. 707 00:27:23,654 --> 00:27:25,189 I mean, really, it's just-- 708 00:27:25,289 --> 00:27:27,792 which makes me want to give a shoutout to the Iranian women 709 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:28,793 right now. 710 00:27:28,959 --> 00:27:31,228 [cheering] 711 00:27:31,328 --> 00:27:35,332 Zan, Zendegi, Azadi. 712 00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:38,836 When you look at a situation like what's happening in Iran, 713 00:27:38,969 --> 00:27:41,605 and you think of some of the positions 714 00:27:41,705 --> 00:27:42,773 that you've taken, like, let's say 715 00:27:42,873 --> 00:27:45,843 in standup, where you've gone, you know, 716 00:27:45,976 --> 00:27:46,977 Amy should shut up about this. 717 00:27:47,078 --> 00:27:48,179 Amy shouldn't talk about that. 718 00:27:48,279 --> 00:27:49,814 Oh, politics, this is not your place. 719 00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:50,815 Just shut up and be funny. 720 00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:52,149 Actually, you're not even funny. 721 00:27:52,249 --> 00:27:53,517 Yeah. 722 00:27:53,617 --> 00:27:55,586 It feels like-- and I'm not even comparing the two worlds, 723 00:27:55,686 --> 00:27:56,587 by the way. 724 00:27:56,687 --> 00:27:57,722 AMY SCHUMER: Right, right. 725 00:27:57,822 --> 00:27:59,857 But it feels like there is a certain level of-- 726 00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:01,158 there's a camaraderie around the world 727 00:28:01,258 --> 00:28:02,460 right now, where women are saying, 728 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,696 we experience many instances of men policing us 729 00:28:05,796 --> 00:28:08,699 and how we do or dress or say or perform. 730 00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:10,935 And in creating your show-- 731 00:28:11,035 --> 00:28:11,936 Yeah. 732 00:28:12,036 --> 00:28:13,504 --do you think of that first? 733 00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,106 Is that, like, what's on the top of your mind? 734 00:28:15,206 --> 00:28:16,774 Or do you just naturally go into that as Amy? 735 00:28:16,941 --> 00:28:19,110 Because everything you do is so scathing and insightful. 736 00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:20,644 Thank you. 737 00:28:20,745 --> 00:28:21,645 Tell my husband that. 738 00:28:21,746 --> 00:28:26,751 I love a little respect at home, but-- 739 00:28:26,851 --> 00:28:27,752 just an ounce. 740 00:28:27,852 --> 00:28:30,721 But, no, I don't even-- 741 00:28:30,821 --> 00:28:33,157 I think I was one of those people who was, like, didn't 742 00:28:33,257 --> 00:28:35,159 identify as a feminist, like, didn't know what it meant, 743 00:28:35,259 --> 00:28:37,728 that it just meant equality. 744 00:28:37,828 --> 00:28:39,497 But it's always just been in me. 745 00:28:39,597 --> 00:28:41,532 And so the show-- 746 00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:42,967 like, some journalist one time said 747 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,469 it was like sneaking shaved carrots in with the brownies, 748 00:28:45,569 --> 00:28:47,304 which is like this show too. 749 00:28:47,405 --> 00:28:49,039 It's like people don't want to feel like they're 750 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,040 learning something. 751 00:28:50,141 --> 00:28:51,642 But if you can make people laugh 752 00:28:51,742 --> 00:28:55,045 and have a point, that's the only way I want 753 00:28:55,146 --> 00:28:56,380 to learn anything, you know? 754 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,282 And that's the only way I like learning things. 755 00:28:58,382 --> 00:28:59,283 Yeah. 756 00:28:59,383 --> 00:29:00,718 You do that in the show. 757 00:29:00,818 --> 00:29:03,187 You also-- you've also shared a part of your life 758 00:29:03,287 --> 00:29:06,057 that has been particularly interesting, I found. 759 00:29:06,157 --> 00:29:07,792 There used to be a period where Amy Schumer 760 00:29:07,892 --> 00:29:10,428 was all jokes, all facade. 761 00:29:10,528 --> 00:29:13,064 And then something changed. 762 00:29:13,164 --> 00:29:15,833 You started sharing the ups and downs. 763 00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:18,636 You talked about plastic surgery and your journey. 764 00:29:18,736 --> 00:29:20,271 You talked about childbirth. 765 00:29:20,371 --> 00:29:21,539 You talked about being a mother. 766 00:29:21,639 --> 00:29:24,141 And where everyone thought it would only 767 00:29:24,241 --> 00:29:27,711 land in a punch line, there started being 768 00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:29,013 a lot more vulnerability. 769 00:29:29,113 --> 00:29:30,414 I would love to know why you chose 770 00:29:30,514 --> 00:29:32,950 that because it feels like you're 771 00:29:33,017 --> 00:29:33,984 just opening yourself up. 772 00:29:34,085 --> 00:29:36,153 And people, luckily, loved what you did. 773 00:29:36,253 --> 00:29:37,955 But why would you choose to do that? 774 00:29:37,988 --> 00:29:44,662 I think it came from not being raised well. 775 00:29:44,762 --> 00:29:47,064 No, I mean, you know, but you know what I mean? 776 00:29:47,164 --> 00:29:49,166 Like, you're supposed to have healthy boundaries. 777 00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:50,167 OK. 778 00:29:50,267 --> 00:29:51,969 And I just never developed those. 779 00:29:52,036 --> 00:29:54,171 So, I mean, I'm joking, but I'm also 780 00:29:54,271 --> 00:29:58,442 serious with I feel better when I share things about myself, 781 00:29:58,542 --> 00:29:59,977 when I admit to the most horrible thing. 782 00:30:00,077 --> 00:30:01,412 Like, I've been listening to this podcast. 783 00:30:01,512 --> 00:30:03,047 It's like Secrets or something. 784 00:30:03,147 --> 00:30:04,982 It's really-- like, you feel sick listening to it. 785 00:30:05,082 --> 00:30:07,818 But you just-- you feel a weight lifted. 786 00:30:07,985 --> 00:30:09,019 And then I just-- 787 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,590 I found that when I was honest about my struggles 788 00:30:12,690 --> 00:30:15,259 and the things I was battling with that I 789 00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:19,230 was ashamed of, people were expressing, like, me too. 790 00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:21,198 And that made me feel so much better. 791 00:30:21,298 --> 00:30:26,570 And so that makes me feel like it's worth opening my mouth, 792 00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:28,939 you know, to make people laugh and feel better-- 793 00:30:29,039 --> 00:30:31,242 and to be authentic. 794 00:30:31,342 --> 00:30:33,444 You know, I think people can tell. 795 00:30:33,544 --> 00:30:34,445 It's a challenge though. 796 00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:35,446 It is. 797 00:30:35,546 --> 00:30:36,847 I mean, because there's authenticity, 798 00:30:36,947 --> 00:30:38,349 but there's also-- you're still performing. 799 00:30:38,449 --> 00:30:39,984 And so you're always trying to find that balance. 800 00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:42,019 Do your friends or family ever say, 801 00:30:42,119 --> 00:30:43,821 Amy, that's a little too much? 802 00:30:43,954 --> 00:30:46,524 I've learned to ask people, if they don't want jokes 803 00:30:46,624 --> 00:30:48,793 about them, that it's not worth it to burn any bridges 804 00:30:48,959 --> 00:30:49,827 with your friends and family. 805 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,028 TREVOR NOAH: What do you think you're 806 00:30:51,128 --> 00:30:53,264 going to do, like, with kids? 807 00:30:53,364 --> 00:30:55,332 Because a lot of comedians think their kids 808 00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:56,367 are really funny. - Yeah. 809 00:30:56,467 --> 00:30:57,701 - And they are. - Yeah. 810 00:30:57,802 --> 00:30:58,969 You have to admit, they are. 811 00:30:59,003 --> 00:31:01,839 But then now some kids might go, 812 00:31:01,972 --> 00:31:04,442 I don't like that you told that joke about me. 813 00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:07,144 Oh, yeah, I don't plan on-- 814 00:31:07,244 --> 00:31:11,449 I really-- [laughs] I already-- 815 00:31:11,549 --> 00:31:13,050 I don't think I'm becoming a better parent. 816 00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:15,619 But I think I'm just getting used to failing. 817 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,422 You know, like, you just fail so hard all the time. 818 00:31:18,522 --> 00:31:20,224 And you know what I named my son? 819 00:31:20,324 --> 00:31:21,225 TREVOR NOAH: No. 820 00:31:21,325 --> 00:31:23,527 Oh, gosh, OK. 821 00:31:23,627 --> 00:31:25,930 First name, Gene, because that was my husband's father's 822 00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:30,668 name, and then his last name-- my husband's 823 00:31:30,768 --> 00:31:33,370 last name is Fischer, which is why I, Amy, won't take it. 824 00:31:33,471 --> 00:31:35,106 I don't know if you know who Amy Fischer was. 825 00:31:35,206 --> 00:31:36,640 You might have missed that. 826 00:31:36,741 --> 00:31:40,945 But it's not who you want to share a Google alert with. 827 00:31:41,011 --> 00:31:42,213 And then I wanted to pay tribute 828 00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:43,581 to Dave Attell, my favorite comedian, my good friend. 829 00:31:43,681 --> 00:31:44,582 TREVOR NOAH: Oh, yes. 830 00:31:44,682 --> 00:31:45,750 So I made his middle name Attell. 831 00:31:45,850 --> 00:31:48,119 I named him "Genital Fissure." 832 00:31:48,219 --> 00:31:53,958 [laughter] 833 00:31:53,991 --> 00:31:54,959 That was-- 834 00:31:54,992 --> 00:31:56,227 Please, make eye contact with me. 835 00:31:56,327 --> 00:31:59,563 Genital Fissure, OK? 836 00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:02,700 Yeah, and so I-- but I don't want to joke about him. 837 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,201 I try not to post pictures of him. 838 00:32:04,301 --> 00:32:07,271 I don't want to say anything that-- 839 00:32:07,371 --> 00:32:08,339 like, that needs no saying. 840 00:32:08,439 --> 00:32:09,740 You know you could have changed the name. 841 00:32:09,907 --> 00:32:11,375 You could have just changed the name. 842 00:32:11,475 --> 00:32:13,711 Well, yeah, we changed it to Fingerbang Shit Snatch. 843 00:32:13,811 --> 00:32:15,780 [laughter] 844 00:32:15,913 --> 00:32:18,449 Is that better or-- 845 00:32:18,549 --> 00:32:19,650 It depends on who your audience is. 846 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,552 Yeah, I guess. [laughter] 847 00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:23,354 You're back on tour now-- AMY SCHUMER: Yeah. 848 00:32:23,454 --> 00:32:24,922 TREVOR NOAH: --filling out some of the biggest 849 00:32:24,989 --> 00:32:26,223 arenas around the country, traveling 850 00:32:26,323 --> 00:32:27,491 wherever you want to. 851 00:32:27,591 --> 00:32:28,759 What does Amy Schumer want to do now? 852 00:32:28,926 --> 00:32:29,760 I'd love to know. 853 00:32:29,927 --> 00:32:30,961 Like, where do you go from here? 854 00:32:31,062 --> 00:32:31,962 What are your dreams? 855 00:32:32,063 --> 00:32:32,963 What are your aspirations? 856 00:32:33,064 --> 00:32:35,032 Or do you just cruise through life? 857 00:32:35,132 --> 00:32:38,936 Well, I love not working. 858 00:32:39,003 --> 00:32:39,937 Like, you know? 859 00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:40,938 I've heard good things about it. 860 00:32:41,005 --> 00:32:41,939 Right? Oh my god. 861 00:32:42,006 --> 00:32:43,007 I've heard good things about it. 862 00:32:43,107 --> 00:32:45,342 [applause] 863 00:32:45,443 --> 00:32:48,612 I would love to-- no, I'm proud of my career. 864 00:32:48,712 --> 00:32:52,183 And I want to keep doing things that I'm proud of 865 00:32:52,283 --> 00:32:54,452 and creating content that I think is funny and helpful. 866 00:32:54,552 --> 00:32:57,221 But I want to hang out with my family a bunch. 867 00:32:57,321 --> 00:33:00,057 And I want to go on a boat. 868 00:33:00,157 --> 00:33:02,860 [laughter] 869 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,361 Invite me on your boat. 870 00:33:04,462 --> 00:33:05,362 Where's my camera? 871 00:33:05,463 --> 00:33:06,430 Yeah, I want to-- yeah. 872 00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:07,798 Who are you inviting on a boat? 873 00:33:07,965 --> 00:33:08,799 I don't know. 874 00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:10,267 I want to go on a boat. 875 00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,403 You know people-- you always see famous people on boats. 876 00:33:12,503 --> 00:33:13,637 Are you saying a boat or yacht? 877 00:33:13,738 --> 00:33:14,672 You're right. 878 00:33:14,772 --> 00:33:16,507 I'm going to upgrade it-- a yacht boat. 879 00:33:16,607 --> 00:33:17,508 OK. 880 00:33:17,608 --> 00:33:18,709 Invite me on your yacht boat. 881 00:33:18,809 --> 00:33:20,211 TREVOR NOAH: Invite Amy Schumer on your yacht boat 882 00:33:20,311 --> 00:33:21,345 if you have one. 883 00:33:21,445 --> 00:33:22,646 Thank you so much for joining me on the show. 884 00:33:22,747 --> 00:33:24,248 Great seeing you again. 885 00:33:24,348 --> 00:33:25,382 Amy Schumer, everybody. 886 00:33:25,483 --> 00:33:26,517 We're going to take a quick break. 887 00:33:26,617 --> 00:33:29,220 But we'll be right back after this. 888 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,221 Thank you very much. 889 00:33:30,321 --> 00:33:33,958 [cheering] 890 00:33:40,606 --> 00:33:42,241 Well, that's our show for tonight. 891 00:33:42,342 --> 00:33:44,377 But before we go, before we go, please 892 00:33:44,477 --> 00:33:46,679 consider supporting the violence intervention 893 00:33:46,779 --> 00:33:47,914 program in New York City. 894 00:33:48,014 --> 00:33:49,515 They work within Latino communities 895 00:33:49,615 --> 00:33:51,351 to end domestic and sexual violence 896 00:33:51,451 --> 00:33:54,454 by providing emergency shelter, advocacy for long term 897 00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,756 economic stability and healing for survivors 898 00:33:56,856 --> 00:33:58,024 and their children. 899 00:33:58,124 --> 00:33:59,559 So if you want to support them in this amazing work, 900 00:33:59,659 --> 00:34:01,160 then please donate at the link below. 901 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:04,130 Until next time, stay safe out there, and remember-- 902 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:08,301 anyone can rap, but not everyone should. 903 00:34:08,401 --> 00:34:10,403 Now here it is, your moment of zen. 904 00:34:10,503 --> 00:34:14,173 NARRATOR: This midterm, Ohioans have to make a tough choice. 905 00:34:14,273 --> 00:34:16,109 Do you want an ass kisser? 906 00:34:16,209 --> 00:34:19,145 Donald Trump said to JD Vance, 907 00:34:19,245 --> 00:34:21,914 "all you do is kiss my ass to get my support." 908 00:34:22,015 --> 00:34:24,517 He was called an ass kisser by the former president. 909 00:34:24,617 --> 00:34:25,518 Kissed his ass. 910 00:34:25,618 --> 00:34:26,552 An ass kisser. 911 00:34:26,652 --> 00:34:27,553 Kissed his ass. 912 00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:29,455 NARRATOR: Tim Ryan doesn't kiss ass. 913 00:34:29,555 --> 00:34:31,257 I don't kiss anyone's ass like him. 914 00:34:31,357 --> 00:34:33,059 NARRATOR: He's never kissed, eaten, 915 00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,561 or even looked at an ass. 916 00:34:35,661 --> 00:34:38,998 So when you cast your ballot, think about Trump's ass 917 00:34:39,098 --> 00:34:41,667 and who may or may not be kissing it. 918 00:34:41,768 --> 00:34:42,902 This ad is brought to you by American 919 00:34:43,002 --> 00:34:45,505 Standards Society Super Pac.