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ANNOUNCER: Coming
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York City, the only city in
America, it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight, the midterm
elections are heating up,
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Soledad O'Brien,
and Amy Schumer.
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This is The Daily
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What's going On, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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Thank you so much
for tuning in.
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Thank you for coming
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Thank you so much
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Everybody Good to see you.
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Take a seat.
Take a seat.
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Let's do this.
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We've got a great
show for you tonight.
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TikTok is growing up.
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Rap music is now
for Republicans.
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And did you hear that
knock on the door?
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It could be your weed.
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Plus, we have two guests
on the show tonight.
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Journalist and documentarian
Soledad O'Brien is here.
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And then Amy Schumer
is also going
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to be joining us on the show.
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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All right, before we get
into the big stories,
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let's catch up on a few other
things going on in the world.
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In tech news, TikTok
has officially
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announced that users
will now be able to run
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live streams for adults only.
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But before you get
excited, the app
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says that nudity and
sexually explicit content
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will still be prohibited.
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[booing]
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Which like, what's
adult-themed,
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if it's not sex and nudity?
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You know, it's just like,
oh, who's ready to watch
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me refinance my mortgage?
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The interest rates
are so huge right now.
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I don't think I can afford
to live in my house anymore.
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In international news,
Japan's oldest toilets,
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which was 500 years
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when a man accidentally
backed his car up over it.
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You know, I've heard about
people trying to cover up what
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they did in the bathroom,
but this is-- this
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is taking it a step too far.
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It's also amazing how
putting the word oldest
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suddenly adds gravitas to
something that none of us
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actually care about.
He broke the toilet.
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So?
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It was the oldest toilet.
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Oh, no.
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I need to call my mom.
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And by the way, if
you're wondering,
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the oldest toilets in New
York City is the subway.
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In some consumer
news, Uber Eats
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has announced that
they will start
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delivering weed in Toronto,
Canada, which is amazing.
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Yeah, weed delivery-- what
a game-changing service
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that no one has already
been using forever,
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especially under the name
repair guy on my phone.
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All right, let's
move on to some
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of the big stories of the day.
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We are now in the home stretch
of the midterm campaign
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season, which means it's
almost that time of the year
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when you wake up on that one
special morning in November,
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and you're like, oh shit,
I forgot to vote yesterday.
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And with just
three weeks to go,
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this is the last chance
for the candidates
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and the shadowy billionaires
who fund them to make
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their case to the voters.
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And as always, they're
making that case
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through campaign ads.
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In fact, a record $9.7
billion worth of ads.
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So if you live
in a swing state,
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basically every ad you're
seeing on TV right now
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is a campaign ad.
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By the time November
comes around,
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you're going to
be praying to see
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the ads that you used to hate.
No more.
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Please, I just want to know
when Toyotathon is on, please.
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Now I don't need
to tell you guys,
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but political ads in
America can get pretty wild.
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They really can.
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And as the country becomes
more and more polarized,
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the type of political
ads that come out
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become more and more intense.
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So I figured, let's
enjoy some of the latest
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blockbusters in another
installment of Votedemic 2022.
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All right, let's start our ad
watch with the Republicans.
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Now, for this election,
they want everything to be
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focused on three issues--
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inflation, crime, and
pretending they didn't hear
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that thing Trump just said.
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So they've been running ads
emphasizing these issues.
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Some of them have been
subtle, but Louisiana
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Senator John
Kennedy has decided
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that subtle is not his style.
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Violent crime is
surging in Louisiana.
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Woke leaders blame the police.
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I blame the criminals.
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A mom should not have to
look over her shoulder
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when she's pumping gas.
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I voted against the early
release of violent criminals.
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And I opposed
defunding the police.
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Look, if you hate cops,
just because they're
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cops, the next time you get
in trouble, call a crackhead.
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I'm John Kennedy, and
I approve this message.
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OK.
All right.
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All right.
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First of all, nobody's
going to call a crackhead.
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It's 2022.
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I'm going to text a crackhead.
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Such a crazy way to frame
things though, right?
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He's like, (SOUTHERN
ACCENT) violent crime--
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call a crackhead.
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The senator's acting
like cop and crackhead
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are the only two options.
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That's it.
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What about social workers?
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What about mental
health experts?
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What about heroin addicts?
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There's a whole range, people.
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It's also weird for a guy who's
been in office for six years
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to complain about crime
and then campaign on it.
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I find that a little strange.
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He's like, (SOUTHERN ACCENT)
ever since I got into office,
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crime has exploded.
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Re-elect me so I can
figure out what's going on.
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Because like, I don't know
where this logic goes.
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Right?
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Because no matter what
happens, Republicans
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always want more cops.
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Crime is up, we need more cops.
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Crime is down, we
need more cops.
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Like what, is the
plan just to keep
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hiring until the entire
population is just cops?
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(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Yeah,
that way I got an eye on me.
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Yeah.
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Maybe the solution is just
to hire crackheads as cops.
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Yeah, because, first
of all, they're always
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there when you need them.
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And say what you will about
cops versus crackheads,
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but at least the
crackhead is not
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going to plant crack on you.
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They're keeping
it for themselves.
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It works out.
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[applause]
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I know it might be a little
crazy, but you got to admit,
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a crackhead detective show--
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that sounds like a great
idea for a CSI spinoff.
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The victim is on the
table, next to the flowers
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that he bought for
Valentine's Day.
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I guess that means it's
time to go smoke some crack.
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A weird premise.
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Now obviously, Democrats have
a whole different set of issues
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that they want to emphasize.
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Voters don't trust them on
the economy or inflation
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right now.
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So the Dems want this
election to be about things
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like climate change,
protecting democracy,
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and pretending that they
didn't hear the thing
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that Joe Biden just said.
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But the main issue
Democrats are running on
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is reproductive rights.
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And California Congressman
Eric Swalwell just
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put out one of
the most hardcore
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campaign ads you've ever seen.
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What the hell?
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[knocking]
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Mary Anderson?
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Yes?
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I have a warrant
for your arrest.
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Arrest for what?
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Unlawful termination
of a pregnancy.
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You've got to be kidding me?
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That-- that is my
personal business.
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That's for the courts
to decide, ma'am.
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Your medical records
have been subpoenaed
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and Dr. Landrieu's
already in custody.
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No.
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My-- my god, you--
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you can't just--
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You will have to submit
to a physical examination.
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What?
By who?
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No.
No.
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No one is touching my wife.
- Sir, get in--
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[interposing voices]
- The kids.
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The kids.
The kids.
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[baby screaming]
- Ma'am, turn around.
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Oh, my god.
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Put your hands
behind your back now.
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Why is this happening?
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Love you, honeybear.
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We're just enforcing
the law here.
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ANNOUNCER: Elections
have consequences.
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Vote Democrat on November 8.
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Holy shit.
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That was intense.
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You don't usually
expect a campaign ad
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to turn into an episode
of Black Mirror.
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What was that?
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Like, I actually feel bad for
the shows that had to come
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back from that ad break.
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Hey, did you see that--
why is this happening?
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Mom!
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You'll never see
your mother again.
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No!
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And now, back to Young Sheldon.
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Look, it is wild.
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It is wild how overturning
Roe has upended society
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so much that now white women
can be as scared of the police
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as Black people are.
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And yes-- and yes, this ad is
obviously exaggerating things
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to make a point, but it is
true that in many states
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in America, cops could
show up at your door
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if you had an abortion.
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They could arrest you.
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And they could force you to
have a physical examination.
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I mean, ironically,
it's probably
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the only free health care
you'll ever get in America.
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But so look, I know--
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I know this ad was
a little heavy.
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So I thought, you
know, let's lighten
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things up with a
local campaign ad
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for Linda Paulson out of Utah.
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Now, you probably look at this
picture and you think, aw.
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There's no way this
little old lady could spit
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fire over a dope rap beat.
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Well, guess what?
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You're right.
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[music playing]
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(SINGING) Hey, Utah district
12, listen up right here.
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There's a new name on
the ballot for the Senate
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this year.
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I'm pro religious freedom,
pro-life, pro-police,
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the right to bear arms, and
the right to free speech.
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But in schools they are
pushing for new beliefs.
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And just to clarify,
as a female adult
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I know what a woman is.
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If you share my values, if
you like what I stand for,
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then give me your vote
on the 8th of November.
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District 12 needs a choice.
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Let me be your voice.
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Linda Paulson.
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Linda Paulson for Senate.
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I-- I don't exactly know
how, but I'm pretty sure that,
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that was racism.
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I don't know how.
257
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I don't know if
you noticed this--
258
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did you-- did you notice
that at some point
259
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the beat stopped.
260
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But it stopped itself.
261
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Like she was so off beat,
it's almost like the beat was
262
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like am I the one messing up?
263
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Wait.
264
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,478
What-- do you know I'm here?
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What is happening?
266
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,883
Yeah, gangsta rap, Linda.
267
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Unfortunately, after
recording that track,
268
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Linda was hit in a
drive-by shooting.
269
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Yes.
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Tragic, but when you're in
the game, you're in the game
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all the way.
272
00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:01,094
Here's my question.
273
00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:02,095
Here's my question.
274
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Who is this for?
275
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Who is this ad for, right?
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Because she is a conservative
Republican in Utah.
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Nobody who supports
her, likes rap.
278
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,273
And nobody who likes rap,
is going to see this video
279
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,276
and be like, man, I wasn't
going to vote for Republicans,
280
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:21,915
but her flow just
can't be denied, B.
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And by the way, if you are
a politician who insists
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on rapping in a campaign video,
can you at least try rapping
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in a style from this century?
284
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Huh?
285
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I'm Linda Paulson,
and I'm here--
286
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your shit is
corny, Ms. Paulson.
287
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Get with the times.
288
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Update your rap.
289
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Like use a trap beat, at least.
290
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,231
In fact, the trap
beat is actually
291
00:11:37,331 --> 00:11:38,799
better for politicians,
because nobody can
292
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understand what you're saying.
293
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,003
You can just dodge any moment
at any debate or any reporter.
294
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,571
You know, just
be like, Senator,
295
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what is your position
on cutting Medicare?
296
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Well, here's what I'd do,
297
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[trap music speech]
298
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And I think that
answers your question.
299
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[applause]
300
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Vote for me.
301
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,804
You know what I was thinking is
like, when you think about it,
302
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,072
Joe Biden has
basically been doing
303
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:23,510
trap music this whole time.
304
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,546
[indistinct muttering]
305
00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:27,181
Come on, man.
306
00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:30,651
[indistinct muttering]
307
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,085
All right, that's it
for today's headlines.
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Let's move on to something
that everyone loves.
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It's time to check
in on today's lotto
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numbers with our very own
Dulcé Sloan, everybody.
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[cheering]
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Hello.
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Dulcé Sloan, good to see you.
314
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How are you doing today?
315
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,601
I'm good, friend.
316
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How about you?
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TREVOR: I'm fantastic, Dulcé.
318
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,505
But today, we don't have much
time, so please can we get
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straight to the lotto numbers.
320
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I got you, baby.
Let's do this lotto.
321
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:56,310
All right, y'all ready?
322
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Y'all ready?
323
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[cheering]
324
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All right.
325
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40.
326
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19.
TREVOR: Oh, yeah.
327
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:05,752
29.
328
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TREVOR: This is it.
- 31.
329
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TREVOR: Uh-huh.
330
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And finally-- oh, but
before that, hold on.
331
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Uh--
TREVOR: Wait.
332
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No, what?
Wait, don't-- The num--
333
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:17,397
Listen, I heard Uber
Eats is delivering drugs.
334
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,465
TREVOR: Yeah.
335
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,067
Is that-- they're
delivering drugs now?
336
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,502
TREVOR: In Canada,
they're delivering weed.
337
00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:22,870
OK.
338
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:27,941
That's good to know, because
like, well, is it good though?
339
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:34,882
Because before we had to worry
about them eating our food.
340
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,251
Now you got to worry
about these fools
341
00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:39,586
stealing your weed.
342
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,221
Now your food being
late is one thing,
343
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,390
but I don't want to end up
in a drug deal gone bad.
344
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Do you understand?
345
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,695
Now if my Uber is late and
steals my food, it's fine.
346
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,796
I'll get over it.
347
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,366
But if you steal my
food and my weed,
348
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,334
oh now, I got to fight you.
349
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,103
I'm going for Liam Neeson.
350
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,804
Do you understand?
351
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,306
Well, how are you
going to find the driver?
352
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,508
They already on
a map in a car.
353
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,845
Come on, dude.
354
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,680
You can't play with me.
Don't play with me.
355
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,714
I got motivation.
356
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:08,916
I'm not even high yet.
357
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,318
Come on.
358
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,319
I got focused.
359
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,754
Now I could have
smoked the weed
360
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,822
and forgot about the food,
but now I don't have either.
361
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,224
We got to fight today.
362
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,625
All right?
363
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,626
TREVOR: All right, let's do
the-- let's do the numbers,
364
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,627
please, Dulcé?
365
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,628
And the rap lady,
Linda Paulson--
366
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:26,567
Linda Paulson, oh.
367
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,235
You all didn't talk
about that choreography.
368
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,204
Linda Paulson,
did you see that?
369
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,805
[laughing]
370
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,373
She had the moves,
Linda Paulson.
371
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,609
She was right next to the
flag, had her scarf on.
372
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,678
She was right-- listen, she was
going to twerk in two seconds,
373
00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,513
I promise you.
374
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:40,514
You know what?
375
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,082
Let's talk about this woman.
376
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,684
Throw the woman
up on the screen.
377
00:14:43,784 --> 00:14:46,553
We're going-- Come on.
378
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,554
Look at that fa--
379
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,457
Linda Paulson, you
know when she ready.
380
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,692
Now, we know she's
going to win.
381
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:52,693
TREVOR: What?
- OK?
382
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:53,927
You know she's going to win.
383
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,464
With skills like that, you
know she's going to win.
384
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,765
If she wins, she got
to have a concert.
385
00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:00,200
And you know she's missing?
386
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,836
A rap name.
387
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:07,708
Come on, the Notorious OLD.
388
00:15:07,808 --> 00:15:14,815
Trevor, the Wu-Tang Gran
ain't nothing to [bleep] with.
389
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:23,257
I'm talking about
Betty Whop, OK?
390
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,826
Gertrude the Stallion.
391
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,328
Old Thug.
392
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,831
Little Granny Vert.
393
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,067
Oldish Gambino.
394
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,737
Cardi AARP.
395
00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:43,377
[cheering]
396
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,312
I could do this
all day, Trevor.
397
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,881
Sickly Minaj.
398
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,783
She could get the
grandkids and her together,
399
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:50,918
and now it's what--
400
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,654
Bones Spurs and Harmony Baby.
401
00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:54,721
Come on.
402
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,324
We're looking at Osteo
Bone, right here.
403
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,525
And you know what?
404
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,394
I'm really looking forward
to her first single--
405
00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:04,898
to the first single,
"Life Alert."
406
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,533
Because these hoes
falling, but you know
407
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,901
Linda Paulson always get up.
408
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,137
You see what I mean?
409
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,271
This is insane.
410
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,607
Now, if this is
the adult TikTok--
411
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,742
if this is adult
TikTok, oh, please,
412
00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:20,814
sign me up, because I want to
follow Old Dirty Beatrice, OK?
413
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:21,815
Anyway, I'm leaving.
414
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,050
Your last number is 16.
415
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,051
Bye.
416
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,920
TREVOR: Dulcé Sloan, everybody.
417
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,889
Thank you so much for that.
418
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,190
All right, when
we come back, I'm
419
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,327
going to be chatting to Soledad
O'Brien, so don't go away.
420
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:37,064
[cheering]
421
00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:44,410
[cheering]
422
00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:50,383
[applause]
423
00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:51,684
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
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My first guest tonight is
an award-winning journalist
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who's here to talk about
her new documentary
426
00:16:56,055 --> 00:16:59,325
available on Peacock October
19 called, The Rebellious
427
00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:01,694
Life of Mrs. Rosa Parks.
428
00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:06,466
We was determined to see
that Rosa Parks was recognized.
429
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:10,069
There's so much patriarchy
built into the movement,
430
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,972
like it's built into
so many institutions.
431
00:17:13,072 --> 00:17:17,844
Women raise most of the money,
do most of the organizing.
432
00:17:17,944 --> 00:17:20,213
But when you go back
and check the record,
433
00:17:20,313 --> 00:17:24,217
those who have been labeled
presidents or directors
434
00:17:24,317 --> 00:17:28,655
or the leaders, the
Grand Poobah, largely
435
00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:31,424
have been men, while the
women have done the work.
436
00:17:31,524 --> 00:17:35,495
And Mother Parks, she
was doing the work.
437
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,263
Please welcome
Soledad O'Brien.
438
00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:38,264
[cheering]
439
00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:45,371
[applause]
440
00:17:51,544 --> 00:17:53,046
Soledad O'Brien, welcome
to The Daily Show.
441
00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:54,047
Thank you so much.
It's nice to be here.
442
00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:55,048
Yeah, nice to
be here in person.
443
00:17:55,148 --> 00:17:56,049
I know.
I like that.
444
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:57,050
Last time we
spoke was virtually,
445
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,418
and now we are here.
446
00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:01,721
And you are here with honestly,
one of the most fascinating
447
00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:04,858
accounts of a life
that I feel everybody
448
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:08,928
thinks they knows about, and
yet nobody does, Rosa Parks.
449
00:18:09,028 --> 00:18:11,798
If you told me I'm going
to make a documentary film
450
00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:13,366
about Rosa Parks, I'd go, why?
451
00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:14,601
There are so many of them.
452
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,736
There's never been a
documentary about Rosa Parks.
453
00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:18,137
How is that possible?
454
00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:21,074
Because everybody thinks they
know the story of Rosa Parks.
455
00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:24,911
But actually, what you know,
is mostly not accurate.
456
00:18:25,011 --> 00:18:26,446
And there's so much
that you don't know.
457
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:29,015
So it's, she's an absolutely
fascinating topic for a doc.
458
00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:30,116
Well, I'll say this.
459
00:18:30,216 --> 00:18:32,552
Before I watched the
documentary, and maybe
460
00:18:32,652 --> 00:18:34,454
until a few years ago, I
would have always said,
461
00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:37,824
the story of Rosa Parks is
a story of this old lady who
462
00:18:37,924 --> 00:18:39,826
was a Black woman and
she got onto a bus
463
00:18:39,926 --> 00:18:42,061
and they told her that she had
to sit at the back of the bus,
464
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,530
and she said no, and
she sat at the front.
465
00:18:43,696 --> 00:18:47,367
And then her momentary
moment of rebellion--
466
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,368
Day and a half.
467
00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:51,304
--Sparked,
sparked this entire
468
00:18:51,404 --> 00:18:53,740
civil rights conversation
in and around America.
469
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,309
She was 42 years old
when that happened.
470
00:18:56,409 --> 00:18:58,344
And in fact, she wasn't
at the front of the bus.
471
00:18:58,444 --> 00:18:59,846
She was in the middle
of the bus, a section
472
00:18:59,946 --> 00:19:02,949
for Black people, that
when a white person decided
473
00:19:03,049 --> 00:19:05,084
to sit there, the Black
people had to get up,
474
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,419
because white
people didn't want
475
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:07,420
to sit next to Black people--
476
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,421
Wow.
477
00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:09,522
--In the middle of the bus.
478
00:19:09,622 --> 00:19:12,125
And so on that day,
she decided, no.
479
00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:14,828
The way the story goes
was, she was tired.
480
00:19:14,928 --> 00:19:16,896
And when she would tell
that story later, she'd say,
481
00:19:16,996 --> 00:19:18,631
you know, I tell people
that I was tired,
482
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:21,501
and I was no more tired
than any other workday.
483
00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:23,837
But I was tired of
being pushed around.
484
00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:26,072
When she died, The New
York Times described her
485
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:27,907
as "the accidental matriarch."
486
00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:30,276
But her life story was
absolutely not accidental
487
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:31,377
at all.
488
00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:35,915
It seems like she was
not only calculated,
489
00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:38,918
but she was focused
and purposeful
490
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:39,919
in everything that she did.
491
00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:41,154
Everything.
492
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,022
For instance, she was an
active member of the NAACP.
493
00:19:43,122 --> 00:19:45,492
She was actively
engaging in civil rights
494
00:19:45,592 --> 00:19:47,193
and mobilizing people.
495
00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:50,029
And this documentary I think,
talks about Rosa Parks,
496
00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:51,764
but it talks about
a larger issue
497
00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,299
that we have in how
we shape narratives,
498
00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:55,168
in that a lot of
the time, women
499
00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:57,937
have been erased from the
work that they have done
500
00:19:58,037 --> 00:19:59,405
in countless movements,
not just in America,
501
00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:00,406
but around the world.
502
00:20:00,507 --> 00:20:01,708
Yeah, absolutely.
503
00:20:01,774 --> 00:20:03,443
And I think especially in
the Civil Rights movement.
504
00:20:03,543 --> 00:20:06,346
Rosa Parks, and
again, I never thought
505
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:10,116
about what happened after the
Montgomery bus boycott, right.
506
00:20:10,216 --> 00:20:11,918
She sits on the bus.
507
00:20:12,018 --> 00:20:12,986
There's a boycott.
It ends.
508
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:13,987
Yeah.
509
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,221
Everybody goes
back to normal.
510
00:20:15,321 --> 00:20:16,289
Well, no.
511
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,291
Rosa Parks is never
able to work again.
512
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,526
Wow.
513
00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:22,428
And even as civil rights
legend in her own community,
514
00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:23,730
she had to move to Detroit.
515
00:20:23,763 --> 00:20:25,765
That was part of her reason
for moving to Detroit.
516
00:20:25,865 --> 00:20:28,501
Her husband never
able to work again.
517
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:29,969
I had no idea.
518
00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:32,505
She never was able to
leverage a lot of the money
519
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:35,742
that civil rights leaders were
able to do speaking around
520
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,143
the country, around the globe.
521
00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:39,045
She had no access
to any of that.
522
00:20:39,145 --> 00:20:41,481
And absolutely desperately
in need of money.
523
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:43,082
I mean, it was so
interesting to me
524
00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:46,586
to see how wrong we all
have been about Rosa Parks.
525
00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:49,122
She was an activist
for decades.
526
00:20:49,222 --> 00:20:50,890
Decade after decade
after, I mean,
527
00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:54,894
she was a fan of Dr.
King and a big fan
528
00:20:54,994 --> 00:20:58,064
of Malcolm X. She worked
with the Black Panthers.
529
00:20:58,164 --> 00:20:59,065
Like, Rosa Parks!
530
00:20:59,165 --> 00:21:00,099
Who knew?
531
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,801
You see you don't
realize this, yeah,
532
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,203
until you watch a
documentary like this
533
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,838
and you see the
story being told.
534
00:21:04,938 --> 00:21:06,706
Do you think in
a case like this,
535
00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:09,709
it is actively
people trying to push
536
00:21:09,776 --> 00:21:10,743
Rosa Parks out of a narrative?
537
00:21:10,844 --> 00:21:12,412
Or is it just
unfortunately a byproduct
538
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:13,913
of a world that's
focused on the men who
539
00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:15,615
are doing the same thing
that the women are?
540
00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:16,950
I think it's a
little bit of both.
541
00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:19,486
So I think, I think when you
get to write the narrative,
542
00:21:19,586 --> 00:21:21,254
then the men will
star in the narrative.
543
00:21:21,354 --> 00:21:22,622
It's their story
and they'll tell it.
544
00:21:22,722 --> 00:21:24,157
But I also think,
I mean Dorothy
545
00:21:24,257 --> 00:21:28,261
Height was one of the founders
of the March on Washington.
546
00:21:28,361 --> 00:21:32,165
Did not get to speak
at all, but there she
547
00:21:32,265 --> 00:21:33,967
was, one of the organizers.
548
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:37,036
So I think part of it is
that, just not allowed to kind
549
00:21:37,136 --> 00:21:38,471
of be part of that story.
550
00:21:38,571 --> 00:21:40,874
But I'm always
interested in why
551
00:21:40,974 --> 00:21:44,577
are we so comfortable with
this accidental civil rights
552
00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:46,713
leader, when she
literally, from the time
553
00:21:46,813 --> 00:21:47,747
she was a child--
554
00:21:47,847 --> 00:21:49,082
Yeah.
555
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:52,185
--She was mad about how white
children were able to have
556
00:21:52,285 --> 00:21:54,587
buses and go to school
and better schools
557
00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:55,955
than she was able to go to.
558
00:21:56,055 --> 00:21:58,491
Like, she knew it from the
time she was a little kid.
559
00:21:58,591 --> 00:22:02,262
There was absolutely nothing
that was accidental about her.
560
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,697
So why do we feel so
comfortable with this lesson
561
00:22:04,797 --> 00:22:08,701
of, it was just soft and
easy and comfortable and then
562
00:22:08,768 --> 00:22:11,337
one day there was this
thing and then she sat
563
00:22:11,437 --> 00:22:13,273
and then it ended and the end?
564
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,074
Do you think, do you
think that sometimes it's
565
00:22:15,175 --> 00:22:19,712
because people like to
hear about a story that
566
00:22:19,746 --> 00:22:21,881
seems to happen organically?
567
00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:24,083
Because oftentimes,
movements may
568
00:22:24,184 --> 00:22:27,720
fall under the weight of
somebody's idea of how planned
569
00:22:27,787 --> 00:22:28,788
or calculated they were.
570
00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:30,623
Because when you look
at all Civil rights
571
00:22:30,723 --> 00:22:32,325
leaders around the world,
whether it's Martin Luther
572
00:22:32,425 --> 00:22:34,494
King Jr., whether it's
Malcolm X, whether it's Nelson
573
00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:36,462
Mandela, whoever it is,
Winnie Mandela, whoever it is,
574
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,032
anywhere you go, you find that
they were a lot more planned
575
00:22:39,132 --> 00:22:41,367
and calculated in fighting
for people's liberation
576
00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,970
than they were given
the credit for at times.
577
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:47,974
And so do you ever
wonder if it's
578
00:22:48,074 --> 00:22:49,976
almost what society wants?
579
00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:51,144
I think it's a
better narrative.
580
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,546
I think it's more
interesting to be accidental
581
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,248
when she clearly was not.
582
00:22:55,348 --> 00:22:57,350
I also think the
work of civil rights,
583
00:22:57,450 --> 00:23:01,154
whether it is Nelson Mandela
or anyone, is a slog.
584
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,289
It literally is
almost a boring story.
585
00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:04,557
It is.
586
00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:08,394
Day after day, year after
year, decade after decade.
587
00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:11,931
You took two steps forward,
and sometimes three steps back.
588
00:23:12,031 --> 00:23:13,333
But sometimes one
step back, right.
589
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,934
Like, that's really the story.
590
00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:17,270
And I kind of like
that story, because I
591
00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:20,173
think people should
have an honest sense
592
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,908
of how it actually works.
593
00:23:22,008 --> 00:23:23,743
That not one day
someone accidentally
594
00:23:23,843 --> 00:23:26,279
stumbles upon being the
matriarch of the Civil Rights.
595
00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:27,580
Like, that's insane.
596
00:23:27,714 --> 00:23:29,115
It makes no sense.
597
00:23:29,215 --> 00:23:32,886
Of course it's planning,
of course, it's strategy,
598
00:23:32,986 --> 00:23:34,254
of course, it's intentional.
599
00:23:34,354 --> 00:23:37,557
I think we undermine all the
work that went into the Civil
600
00:23:37,724 --> 00:23:39,959
Rights movement by pretending
that somehow a handful
601
00:23:40,059 --> 00:23:41,394
of people stumbled together.
602
00:23:41,494 --> 00:23:43,897
During the bus boycott,
it is amazing to me
603
00:23:43,997 --> 00:23:46,466
that teachers sent home
notes with little children
604
00:23:46,566 --> 00:23:49,068
saying, on Monday,
tell your parents
605
00:23:49,169 --> 00:23:50,770
do not put you on the bus.
606
00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:53,940
No one told anyone.
607
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,542
The secret did not get out.
608
00:23:55,675 --> 00:23:57,410
It was a complete surprise.
609
00:23:57,510 --> 00:24:02,015
I mean, how organized,
by women, and calculated
610
00:24:02,115 --> 00:24:03,817
does that have to
be that not one
611
00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:06,119
kid mentioned to anybody
like, there's going
612
00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:07,353
to be a boycott on Monday?
613
00:24:07,453 --> 00:24:09,923
I think that is
insane and important.
614
00:24:10,023 --> 00:24:11,424
- That's pretty genius.
- And impressive.
615
00:24:11,524 --> 00:24:12,425
Yeah.
616
00:24:12,525 --> 00:24:14,093
So why not know
the real story?
617
00:24:14,194 --> 00:24:16,529
And why bother with
this fake story?
618
00:24:16,696 --> 00:24:17,697
It is genius.
619
00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:19,199
Also, because if you
give a kid a note
620
00:24:19,299 --> 00:24:21,201
to take home to their mom--
621
00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:22,202
Might not get there.
622
00:24:22,302 --> 00:24:23,469
They don't want
to talk at all,
623
00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:24,704
so they're just
like, oh, they told
624
00:24:24,737 --> 00:24:25,738
me to give you this note, Mom.
625
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:26,739
It's like, is it about me?
626
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,740
No, no, we're good?
627
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,609
Oh, good, thank you.
628
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:31,144
I really loved watching this.
- Thank you.
629
00:24:31,244 --> 00:24:33,379
Because I think it tells a
story that needs to be told.
630
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,747
And I think it
encourages people,
631
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,817
if you ask me, because to what
you're saying about building
632
00:24:37,917 --> 00:24:40,019
and growing, I think
we do live in a society
633
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,122
where people think that
change happens overnight.
634
00:24:43,223 --> 00:24:45,391
And when you see
how long the slog is
635
00:24:45,492 --> 00:24:48,294
and when you see the result
from that time that gets put
636
00:24:48,394 --> 00:24:51,064
in, I think it maybe sometimes
becomes inspiring to know
637
00:24:51,164 --> 00:24:52,065
that change can take effect.
- It takes a long time.
638
00:24:52,165 --> 00:24:53,199
Yeah.
639
00:24:53,299 --> 00:24:54,200
Thank you so much for
joining me on the show.
640
00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,068
Thank you so much
for having me on.
641
00:24:55,168 --> 00:24:57,203
Wonderful seeing you again.
642
00:24:57,303 --> 00:24:58,304
All right, everybody
stay tuned,
643
00:24:58,404 --> 00:24:59,672
because when we come
back, Amy Schumer
644
00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:02,575
is going to be joining me on
the show, so don't go away.
645
00:25:09,353 --> 00:25:14,558
[cheering]
646
00:25:14,658 --> 00:25:15,993
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
647
00:25:16,093 --> 00:25:19,230
My next guest tonight is
an actor and a comedian,
648
00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:21,532
who's currently on a
nationwide standup comedy tour.
649
00:25:21,632 --> 00:25:23,567
And the fifth
season of her show,
650
00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:25,035
Inside Amy Schumer,
will premiere
651
00:25:25,136 --> 00:25:27,671
October 20 on Paramount+.
652
00:25:27,772 --> 00:25:30,975
We're the first hospital
where each patient's care is
653
00:25:31,075 --> 00:25:34,211
paid for entirely by their
ability to crowdsource
654
00:25:34,311 --> 00:25:35,479
money on the internet.
655
00:25:35,579 --> 00:25:41,051
Welcome to St. GoFundMe's.
656
00:25:41,152 --> 00:25:43,320
The whole thing with begging
for money from strangers
657
00:25:43,421 --> 00:25:46,757
to stay alive was a horrible
process to go through
658
00:25:46,857 --> 00:25:48,459
that I would wish on no one.
659
00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:52,530
But at the same time, I know
that reading about my recovery
660
00:25:52,630 --> 00:25:56,233
online made some people
go, aw, and that's
661
00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,169
what it's all about.
662
00:25:58,269 --> 00:25:59,570
Please, welcome Amy Schumer.
663
00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:02,473
[cheering]
664
00:26:02,573 --> 00:26:05,910
[music playing]
665
00:26:06,010 --> 00:26:12,983
Oh, thank you.
666
00:26:14,785 --> 00:26:16,420
- Amy Schumer.
- Trevor Noah.
667
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,555
Welcome to The Daily Show.
668
00:26:17,655 --> 00:26:18,956
Thank you.
I'm going to miss you.
669
00:26:19,056 --> 00:26:19,957
Don't leave.
670
00:26:20,057 --> 00:26:21,726
Wha-- wha-- what do you mean?
671
00:26:21,826 --> 00:26:23,260
I mean, you know what I mean.
672
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,595
Well, wait.
Well, wait.
673
00:26:24,695 --> 00:26:25,696
But you make it--
674
00:26:25,796 --> 00:26:27,698
you make it sound
like I'm dying.
675
00:26:27,798 --> 00:26:28,966
I'll see you in comedy clubs.
676
00:26:29,033 --> 00:26:30,234
I'll see you-- you're on tour.
677
00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:31,535
You're doing other things.
You--
678
00:26:31,635 --> 00:26:33,270
I know, but I don't
want to see you in person.
679
00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:34,472
I want to see you on TV.
680
00:26:34,572 --> 00:26:36,974
[laughter]
681
00:26:37,007 --> 00:26:39,443
Where you belong.
682
00:26:39,543 --> 00:26:40,745
- It's good to see you--
- Thank you.
683
00:26:40,845 --> 00:26:42,546
--back where you belong,
Inside Amy Schumer.
684
00:26:42,646 --> 00:26:43,881
We have waited
such a long time.
685
00:26:43,981 --> 00:26:44,882
You've been so patient.
686
00:26:44,982 --> 00:26:46,083
It was critically acclaimed.
687
00:26:46,183 --> 00:26:47,885
What did you win, like,
three Emmy Awards, right?
688
00:26:47,985 --> 00:26:49,220
Nominated multiple times.
689
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,321
You've been up
there, accepting.
690
00:26:50,421 --> 00:26:51,322
God.
TREVOR NOAH: It was huge.
691
00:26:51,422 --> 00:26:52,623
- Wow.
- And then you disappeared.
692
00:26:52,723 --> 00:26:53,991
You became a movie star.
693
00:26:54,091 --> 00:26:56,193
And then you worked on a New
York Times best-selling book.
694
00:26:56,293 --> 00:26:58,095
And it was just like, Amy's
gone, and then it's like, no,
695
00:26:58,195 --> 00:26:59,430
Amy is back now.
- I'm back.
696
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:00,698
You're still doing
everything else.
697
00:27:00,798 --> 00:27:01,832
Yeah.
698
00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,601
But, like, why did you
make us wait this long?
699
00:27:03,701 --> 00:27:06,804
Well, first of all,
I'm so sorry about that.
700
00:27:06,904 --> 00:27:10,408
You know, like, somebody in the
media, but especially a woman,
701
00:27:10,508 --> 00:27:12,309
people get annoyed when
they see you too much.
702
00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:15,279
So you have to kind of
disappear a little bit.
703
00:27:15,379 --> 00:27:18,382
And then you, like, pop out
like a groundhog just like,
704
00:27:18,482 --> 00:27:19,483
I'm still here.
705
00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:21,118
You know, but then it's
just-- you just want
706
00:27:21,218 --> 00:27:23,554
to burn women to the stake.
707
00:27:23,654 --> 00:27:25,189
I mean, really, it's just--
708
00:27:25,289 --> 00:27:27,792
which makes me want to give a
shoutout to the Iranian women
709
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:28,793
right now.
710
00:27:28,959 --> 00:27:31,228
[cheering]
711
00:27:31,328 --> 00:27:35,332
Zan, Zendegi, Azadi.
712
00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:38,836
When you look at a situation
like what's happening in Iran,
713
00:27:38,969 --> 00:27:41,605
and you think of
some of the positions
714
00:27:41,705 --> 00:27:42,773
that you've taken,
like, let's say
715
00:27:42,873 --> 00:27:45,843
in standup, where
you've gone, you know,
716
00:27:45,976 --> 00:27:46,977
Amy should shut up about this.
717
00:27:47,078 --> 00:27:48,179
Amy shouldn't talk about that.
718
00:27:48,279 --> 00:27:49,814
Oh, politics, this
is not your place.
719
00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:50,815
Just shut up and be funny.
720
00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:52,149
Actually, you're
not even funny.
721
00:27:52,249 --> 00:27:53,517
Yeah.
722
00:27:53,617 --> 00:27:55,586
It feels like-- and I'm not
even comparing the two worlds,
723
00:27:55,686 --> 00:27:56,587
by the way.
724
00:27:56,687 --> 00:27:57,722
AMY SCHUMER: Right, right.
725
00:27:57,822 --> 00:27:59,857
But it feels like there
is a certain level of--
726
00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:01,158
there's a camaraderie
around the world
727
00:28:01,258 --> 00:28:02,460
right now, where
women are saying,
728
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,696
we experience many
instances of men policing us
729
00:28:05,796 --> 00:28:08,699
and how we do or dress
or say or perform.
730
00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:10,935
And in creating your show--
731
00:28:11,035 --> 00:28:11,936
Yeah.
732
00:28:12,036 --> 00:28:13,504
--do you think of that first?
733
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,106
Is that, like, what's
on the top of your mind?
734
00:28:15,206 --> 00:28:16,774
Or do you just naturally
go into that as Amy?
735
00:28:16,941 --> 00:28:19,110
Because everything you do is
so scathing and insightful.
736
00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:20,644
Thank you.
737
00:28:20,745 --> 00:28:21,645
Tell my husband that.
738
00:28:21,746 --> 00:28:26,751
I love a little
respect at home, but--
739
00:28:26,851 --> 00:28:27,752
just an ounce.
740
00:28:27,852 --> 00:28:30,721
But, no, I don't even--
741
00:28:30,821 --> 00:28:33,157
I think I was one of those
people who was, like, didn't
742
00:28:33,257 --> 00:28:35,159
identify as a feminist, like,
didn't know what it meant,
743
00:28:35,259 --> 00:28:37,728
that it just meant equality.
744
00:28:37,828 --> 00:28:39,497
But it's always
just been in me.
745
00:28:39,597 --> 00:28:41,532
And so the show--
746
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:42,967
like, some journalist
one time said
747
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,469
it was like sneaking shaved
carrots in with the brownies,
748
00:28:45,569 --> 00:28:47,304
which is like this show too.
749
00:28:47,405 --> 00:28:49,039
It's like people don't
want to feel like they're
750
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,040
learning something.
751
00:28:50,141 --> 00:28:51,642
But if you can
make people laugh
752
00:28:51,742 --> 00:28:55,045
and have a point, that's
the only way I want
753
00:28:55,146 --> 00:28:56,380
to learn anything, you know?
754
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,282
And that's the only way
I like learning things.
755
00:28:58,382 --> 00:28:59,283
Yeah.
756
00:28:59,383 --> 00:29:00,718
You do that in the show.
757
00:29:00,818 --> 00:29:03,187
You also-- you've also
shared a part of your life
758
00:29:03,287 --> 00:29:06,057
that has been particularly
interesting, I found.
759
00:29:06,157 --> 00:29:07,792
There used to be a
period where Amy Schumer
760
00:29:07,892 --> 00:29:10,428
was all jokes, all facade.
761
00:29:10,528 --> 00:29:13,064
And then something changed.
762
00:29:13,164 --> 00:29:15,833
You started sharing
the ups and downs.
763
00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:18,636
You talked about plastic
surgery and your journey.
764
00:29:18,736 --> 00:29:20,271
You talked about childbirth.
765
00:29:20,371 --> 00:29:21,539
You talked about
being a mother.
766
00:29:21,639 --> 00:29:24,141
And where everyone
thought it would only
767
00:29:24,241 --> 00:29:27,711
land in a punch line,
there started being
768
00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:29,013
a lot more vulnerability.
769
00:29:29,113 --> 00:29:30,414
I would love to
know why you chose
770
00:29:30,514 --> 00:29:32,950
that because it
feels like you're
771
00:29:33,017 --> 00:29:33,984
just opening yourself up.
772
00:29:34,085 --> 00:29:36,153
And people, luckily,
loved what you did.
773
00:29:36,253 --> 00:29:37,955
But why would you
choose to do that?
774
00:29:37,988 --> 00:29:44,662
I think it came from
not being raised well.
775
00:29:44,762 --> 00:29:47,064
No, I mean, you know,
but you know what I mean?
776
00:29:47,164 --> 00:29:49,166
Like, you're supposed to
have healthy boundaries.
777
00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:50,167
OK.
778
00:29:50,267 --> 00:29:51,969
And I just never
developed those.
779
00:29:52,036 --> 00:29:54,171
So, I mean, I'm
joking, but I'm also
780
00:29:54,271 --> 00:29:58,442
serious with I feel better when
I share things about myself,
781
00:29:58,542 --> 00:29:59,977
when I admit to the
most horrible thing.
782
00:30:00,077 --> 00:30:01,412
Like, I've been listening
to this podcast.
783
00:30:01,512 --> 00:30:03,047
It's like Secrets or something.
784
00:30:03,147 --> 00:30:04,982
It's really-- like, you
feel sick listening to it.
785
00:30:05,082 --> 00:30:07,818
But you just-- you
feel a weight lifted.
786
00:30:07,985 --> 00:30:09,019
And then I just--
787
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,590
I found that when I was
honest about my struggles
788
00:30:12,690 --> 00:30:15,259
and the things I was
battling with that I
789
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:19,230
was ashamed of, people were
expressing, like, me too.
790
00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:21,198
And that made me
feel so much better.
791
00:30:21,298 --> 00:30:26,570
And so that makes me feel like
it's worth opening my mouth,
792
00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:28,939
you know, to make people
laugh and feel better--
793
00:30:29,039 --> 00:30:31,242
and to be authentic.
794
00:30:31,342 --> 00:30:33,444
You know, I think
people can tell.
795
00:30:33,544 --> 00:30:34,445
It's a challenge though.
796
00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:35,446
It is.
797
00:30:35,546 --> 00:30:36,847
I mean, because
there's authenticity,
798
00:30:36,947 --> 00:30:38,349
but there's also--
you're still performing.
799
00:30:38,449 --> 00:30:39,984
And so you're always trying
to find that balance.
800
00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:42,019
Do your friends or
family ever say,
801
00:30:42,119 --> 00:30:43,821
Amy, that's a little too much?
802
00:30:43,954 --> 00:30:46,524
I've learned to ask people,
if they don't want jokes
803
00:30:46,624 --> 00:30:48,793
about them, that it's not
worth it to burn any bridges
804
00:30:48,959 --> 00:30:49,827
with your friends and family.
805
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,028
TREVOR NOAH: What
do you think you're
806
00:30:51,128 --> 00:30:53,264
going to do, like, with kids?
807
00:30:53,364 --> 00:30:55,332
Because a lot of
comedians think their kids
808
00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:56,367
are really funny.
- Yeah.
809
00:30:56,467 --> 00:30:57,701
- And they are.
- Yeah.
810
00:30:57,802 --> 00:30:58,969
You have to admit, they are.
811
00:30:59,003 --> 00:31:01,839
But then now some
kids might go,
812
00:31:01,972 --> 00:31:04,442
I don't like that you
told that joke about me.
813
00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:07,144
Oh, yeah, I don't plan on--
814
00:31:07,244 --> 00:31:11,449
I really-- [laughs] I already--
815
00:31:11,549 --> 00:31:13,050
I don't think I'm
becoming a better parent.
816
00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:15,619
But I think I'm just
getting used to failing.
817
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,422
You know, like, you just
fail so hard all the time.
818
00:31:18,522 --> 00:31:20,224
And you know what
I named my son?
819
00:31:20,324 --> 00:31:21,225
TREVOR NOAH: No.
820
00:31:21,325 --> 00:31:23,527
Oh, gosh, OK.
821
00:31:23,627 --> 00:31:25,930
First name, Gene, because
that was my husband's father's
822
00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:30,668
name, and then his last
name-- my husband's
823
00:31:30,768 --> 00:31:33,370
last name is Fischer, which
is why I, Amy, won't take it.
824
00:31:33,471 --> 00:31:35,106
I don't know if you know
who Amy Fischer was.
825
00:31:35,206 --> 00:31:36,640
You might have missed that.
826
00:31:36,741 --> 00:31:40,945
But it's not who you want to
share a Google alert with.
827
00:31:41,011 --> 00:31:42,213
And then I wanted
to pay tribute
828
00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:43,581
to Dave Attell, my favorite
comedian, my good friend.
829
00:31:43,681 --> 00:31:44,582
TREVOR NOAH: Oh, yes.
830
00:31:44,682 --> 00:31:45,750
So I made his
middle name Attell.
831
00:31:45,850 --> 00:31:48,119
I named him "Genital Fissure."
832
00:31:48,219 --> 00:31:53,958
[laughter]
833
00:31:53,991 --> 00:31:54,959
That was--
834
00:31:54,992 --> 00:31:56,227
Please, make eye
contact with me.
835
00:31:56,327 --> 00:31:59,563
Genital Fissure, OK?
836
00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:02,700
Yeah, and so I-- but I don't
want to joke about him.
837
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,201
I try not to post
pictures of him.
838
00:32:04,301 --> 00:32:07,271
I don't want to
say anything that--
839
00:32:07,371 --> 00:32:08,339
like, that needs no saying.
840
00:32:08,439 --> 00:32:09,740
You know you could
have changed the name.
841
00:32:09,907 --> 00:32:11,375
You could have just
changed the name.
842
00:32:11,475 --> 00:32:13,711
Well, yeah, we changed it
to Fingerbang Shit Snatch.
843
00:32:13,811 --> 00:32:15,780
[laughter]
844
00:32:15,913 --> 00:32:18,449
Is that better or--
845
00:32:18,549 --> 00:32:19,650
It depends on who
your audience is.
846
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,552
Yeah, I guess.
[laughter]
847
00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:23,354
You're back on tour now--
AMY SCHUMER: Yeah.
848
00:32:23,454 --> 00:32:24,922
TREVOR NOAH: --filling
out some of the biggest
849
00:32:24,989 --> 00:32:26,223
arenas around the
country, traveling
850
00:32:26,323 --> 00:32:27,491
wherever you want to.
851
00:32:27,591 --> 00:32:28,759
What does Amy Schumer
want to do now?
852
00:32:28,926 --> 00:32:29,760
I'd love to know.
853
00:32:29,927 --> 00:32:30,961
Like, where do
you go from here?
854
00:32:31,062 --> 00:32:31,962
What are your dreams?
855
00:32:32,063 --> 00:32:32,963
What are your aspirations?
856
00:32:33,064 --> 00:32:35,032
Or do you just
cruise through life?
857
00:32:35,132 --> 00:32:38,936
Well, I love not working.
858
00:32:39,003 --> 00:32:39,937
Like, you know?
859
00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:40,938
I've heard good
things about it.
860
00:32:41,005 --> 00:32:41,939
Right?
Oh my god.
861
00:32:42,006 --> 00:32:43,007
I've heard good
things about it.
862
00:32:43,107 --> 00:32:45,342
[applause]
863
00:32:45,443 --> 00:32:48,612
I would love to-- no,
I'm proud of my career.
864
00:32:48,712 --> 00:32:52,183
And I want to keep doing
things that I'm proud of
865
00:32:52,283 --> 00:32:54,452
and creating content that I
think is funny and helpful.
866
00:32:54,552 --> 00:32:57,221
But I want to hang out
with my family a bunch.
867
00:32:57,321 --> 00:33:00,057
And I want to go on a boat.
868
00:33:00,157 --> 00:33:02,860
[laughter]
869
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,361
Invite me on your boat.
870
00:33:04,462 --> 00:33:05,362
Where's my camera?
871
00:33:05,463 --> 00:33:06,430
Yeah, I want to-- yeah.
872
00:33:06,530 --> 00:33:07,798
Who are you
inviting on a boat?
873
00:33:07,965 --> 00:33:08,799
I don't know.
874
00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:10,267
I want to go on a boat.
875
00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,403
You know people-- you always
see famous people on boats.
876
00:33:12,503 --> 00:33:13,637
Are you saying
a boat or yacht?
877
00:33:13,738 --> 00:33:14,672
You're right.
878
00:33:14,772 --> 00:33:16,507
I'm going to upgrade
it-- a yacht boat.
879
00:33:16,607 --> 00:33:17,508
OK.
880
00:33:17,608 --> 00:33:18,709
Invite me on your yacht boat.
881
00:33:18,809 --> 00:33:20,211
TREVOR NOAH: Invite Amy
Schumer on your yacht boat
882
00:33:20,311 --> 00:33:21,345
if you have one.
883
00:33:21,445 --> 00:33:22,646
Thank you so much for
joining me on the show.
884
00:33:22,747 --> 00:33:24,248
Great seeing you again.
885
00:33:24,348 --> 00:33:25,382
Amy Schumer, everybody.
886
00:33:25,483 --> 00:33:26,517
We're going to
take a quick break.
887
00:33:26,617 --> 00:33:29,220
But we'll be right
back after this.
888
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,221
Thank you very much.
889
00:33:30,321 --> 00:33:33,958
[cheering]
890
00:33:40,606 --> 00:33:42,241
Well, that's our
show for tonight.
891
00:33:42,342 --> 00:33:44,377
But before we go,
before we go, please
892
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896
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898
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899
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900
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901
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:04,130
Until next time, stay safe
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902
00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:08,301
anyone can rap, but
not everyone should.
903
00:34:08,401 --> 00:34:10,403
Now here it is,
your moment of zen.
904
00:34:10,503 --> 00:34:14,173
NARRATOR: This midterm, Ohioans
have to make a tough choice.
905
00:34:14,273 --> 00:34:16,109
Do you want an ass kisser?
906
00:34:16,209 --> 00:34:19,145
Donald Trump
said to JD Vance,
907
00:34:19,245 --> 00:34:21,914
"all you do is kiss my
ass to get my support."
908
00:34:22,015 --> 00:34:24,517
He was called an ass kisser
by the former president.
909
00:34:24,617 --> 00:34:25,518
Kissed his ass.
910
00:34:25,618 --> 00:34:26,552
An ass kisser.
911
00:34:26,652 --> 00:34:27,553
Kissed his ass.
912
00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:29,455
NARRATOR: Tim Ryan
doesn't kiss ass.
913
00:34:29,555 --> 00:34:31,257
I don't kiss
anyone's ass like him.
914
00:34:31,357 --> 00:34:33,059
NARRATOR: He's
never kissed, eaten,
915
00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:35,561
or even looked at an ass.
916
00:34:35,661 --> 00:34:38,998
So when you cast your ballot,
think about Trump's ass
917
00:34:39,098 --> 00:34:41,667
and who may or may
not be kissing it.
918
00:34:41,768 --> 00:34:42,902
This ad is brought
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919
00:34:43,002 --> 00:34:45,505
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